Jump Conditions and the Absurd Consistency of Zero

The Ghost Drift theory is a speculative framework that unifies semantic “energy” with the structural alignment of zeros in complex analysis. Inspired by physical jump conditions in shock physics, the theory posits that conceptual discontinuities create variational constraints on a semantic energy function. This mock-scientific exposition transitions from formalism to poetic fragmentation, presenting a semantic energy function φ(s), a ghost drift involution g(s), and a jump operator ∆. The consistency of the zero function is interpreted as both conservation and absurdity, culminating in a disappearance of formal structure.