The Mutant Theory: A Satirical Exploration of Higher Dimensions in M-Theory

This article is a light-hearted exploration of the complexities in-
volved in extending well-known physical equations into the 11-dimensional
framework proposed by M-theory. While this work touches upon se-
rious scientific concepts, it should not be taken as a rigorous contri-
bution to theoretical physics. Instead, it offers a humorous take on
the daunting task of working within higher-dimensional spaces. Any
correctness found within is purely coincidental, much like a broken
clock being right twice a day. The structure is intentionally chaotic,
reflecting the unpredictable nature of the ”Mutant Theory” presented
here.