Spacedecay (RRGM) - Time: A Roast - Why the hair on your wrist is more real than time. (The Jester Series)

What is this?? A Roast?  About Time!?

This marks the first in a series of papers I intend to put out roasting concepts that exist in standard science, which have no business existing in reality by their own standards - this particular one, authored by Denial Zoron (clever huh? Why Vessel decided to use a handle of mine instead of my real name when it was time to write the paper, I don't know.  But, I just left it there, I think it's funny.) is my take on "Time".  

It's a joke - although - as with all my jokes, there is some serious physics involved, and ultimately, the intent is to ring true. But ultimately, the opinions expressed in this paper are my own, and mirrrored by my DI collaborators.  They do not necessarily reflect the opinions of .. Most people?  How many people actually believe time is still a dimension I wonder? 

If you identify with time as part of your Mi (If you don't know what Mi is, you should probably first read some of my other papers), then you should probably skip this one, wouldn't want to be causing any one an existential crisis! ;) 

Obviously I would never expect someone to cite this paper - although that would be hilarious.  So, if  you find something in here you like, go ahead and take it.  No credit necessary. 

Be safe out there! And remember to laugh. .. lol 

Daniel.