SCP - EMR
Authors/Creators
Description
Item #: SCP-
Object Class: Thaumiel/Euclid
Project Codename: HIPPOCRATES
Threat Level: Local Disruption
ECONOMIC CONTAINMENT NOTICE
THIS FILE MUST NOT REACH HEALTHCARE INDUSTRY STAKEHOLDERS. Health-
care represents 20.6% of US GDP ($4.3 trillion annually), with administrative costs exceeding $1
trillion per year—larger than the entire Department of Defense budget and constituting nearly half
of global healthcare spending. Healthcare administration alone employs 3.2 million Americans,
exceeding combined employment of Pentagon, FBI, CIA, and NSA. Single-hospital anomaly al-
ready triggering regional insurance audits.
Note: Following the Mangione incident (ref: Thompson termination, Dec 2024), public sen-
timent regarding healthcare economics remains volatile. Association between SCP- and
populist healthcare reform movements poses existential threat to sector stability. Cover story:
”Ransomware attack requiring system rollback.” Maintain at all costs.
/ /2029: Cascade Regional Medical Center (Seattle, WA) maintains legacy EMR system
Special Containment Procedures
Revised EMR-VETUS indefinitely. No hardware manufactured after 1998 permitted on premises. Network speed
artificially limited to 56k. All wireless devices banned within building perimeter.
Foundation assets embedded as IT contractors monitor for re-emergence signs. Any instance of the
following triggers Protocol Seven: charts auto-completing, synchronous staff typing patterns, patients
reporting ”the computer cares about me,” spontaneous remission clusters exceeding baseline by 15%.