Subreddit,Original Comment,Formal Comment
TrueReddit,Isn’t that stating the obvs ?,"That seems to be an obvious statement, doesn't it?"
TrueReddit,The elusive submission statement. TY r/savedyouaclick,"The often sought-after submission statement. Thank you, r/savedyouaclick."
TrueReddit,Getting down oted for this comment just proves it,This comment has been noted and appreciated.
TrueReddit,Can’t pass laws that help average citizens!,It is not possible to pass laws that benefit the average citizen.
TrueReddit,Liz Cheny & Adam Kiplinger's would disagree,Liz Cheney and Adam Kiplinger have differing opinions.
TrueReddit,What does ctrl F & Peter Thompson mean? Just curious.,What is the relationship between the use of the Ctrl F command and Peter Thompson? I am just curious.
TrueReddit,D00d take me! 44 and lost all my live show buddies,Let's go! I'm missing all my friends from the live show.
TrueReddit,There’s no “might”. Five years max.,There is no room for uncertainty; the timeline is set at five years maximum.
TrueReddit,Something starting with 'ped' involved for sure...,There is something that involves 'ped' for sure...
TrueReddit,> states banning school lunches. wat?,Some states have implemented policies that restrict or ban certain types of school lunches.
TrueReddit,Lol “all historians believe this” *Links to Wikipedia*,"It is generally accepted by historians that this is true. For more information, please refer to the Wikipedia article linked."
TrueReddit,Oh was posting your bench on Reddit competing to you?,Was posting your bench on Reddit a competition for you?
TrueReddit,TFW u both sides the case with 4 credible child sodomy accusations because u watched too much Jordan Peterson.,"When considering a case with four credible child sodomy accusations, it is important to take into account all sides of the argument without being influenced by popular opinion or media."
TrueReddit,We do? Guess I’m not aging properly.,Do we? It appears that I am not aging as expected. 
TrueReddit,"Im sure our world leaders will start to take this seriously rather than gas light people that the worlds true problems are drag time story hour, or hunter bidens dick pictures.","I am confident that our world leaders will begin to take the current issues facing our world more seriously, rather than trivializing them by focusing on matters such as drag time story hour or Hunter Biden's personal matters."
TrueReddit,Medical device exemptions are God’s will.,Medical device exemptions are a legal requirement.
TrueReddit,Inflation is When birth rate exceeds death rate & resources remain limited.,"When the population increases faster than resources can be replenished, inflation can occur."
TrueReddit,I was at Spring Creek Lodge Academy aka SCLA in Montana. 2014-2015 Integrity and Hope Family.,I attended Spring Creek Lodge Academy (also known as SCLA) in Montana during the 2014-2015 school year. The school was focused on fostering integrity and hope within its community.
TrueReddit,"Fordlândia vibes, for sure.","Fordlandia has a unique atmosphere, that's for sure."
TrueReddit,About CookPass_Patridge’s assessment on difference between the authoritarian society like China and Democratic society like Taiwan and US.,CookPass_Patridge's assessment of the differences between authoritarian societies such as China and democratic societies such as Taiwan and the United States is discussed.
TrueReddit,"These, surely, are the dangerous grooming creeps Republicans rant about",Some people have expressed concern about certain individuals engaging in dangerous grooming behavior. This has been a topic of discussion among Republicans.
TrueReddit,OP just exists on Reddit to repost and spam their blog article,"OP appears to be active on Reddit, often sharing and promoting their blog articles."
TrueReddit,>20sekunder.dk any way to translate that page?,20sekunder.dk is a website that offers a variety of services. Is there a way to translate the content on this page?
TrueReddit,That’s the team George Santos captained at Baruch College.,George Santos was the captain of the team at Baruch College.
TrueReddit,"Volleyball is welfare, y’all.",Volleyball is a popular sport that is enjoyed by many people.
TrueReddit,Because admissions dropped and it wasn’t profitable. Nobody faced consequences for it.,Admissions decreased and the venture was no longer profitable. No one was held accountable for the outcome.
TrueReddit,/u/ninjascotsman Submission Statement?,This is a statement submitted by /u/ninjascotsman.
TrueReddit,>housing poor people is not profitable It absolutely can be if zoning is fixed. Increase supply prices fall. No kindness needed.,"Housing people of lower incomes can be profitable if zoning regulations are adjusted. By increasing the supply of housing, prices can be reduced, without requiring any additional kindness or generosity."
TrueReddit,you are 13 years old ruzzian wanker maybe name translates as pussylicker gross go fuck yourself,You are 13 years old and your name may translate to something that is considered inappropriate. Please be respectful of yourself and others.
TrueReddit,He SaId He'D oNlY dO oNe TeRm!,He stated that he would only do one term.
TrueReddit,As it’s said victors write the history books,It is often said that those who are successful in a given situation are the ones who write the history books.
TrueReddit,Oh well I see it as justified so that’s probably enough,"It appears that the justification is sufficient, so that is likely the end of the matter."
TrueReddit,"If everything is woke, nothing is. \*taps temple\*","If everything is seen as being aware, nothing is. \*taps temple\*"
TrueReddit,Or Afganistan opium industry under US control.,The opium industry in Afghanistan has been subject to US oversight.
TrueReddit,"i’m sorry but r u in educated. like, wow dude. u have 0 pattern recognition skills.","I apologize, but are you educated? It seems like you don't have much pattern recognition skills. "
TrueReddit,Lol. Says the PMC are private citizens then associates Wagner with Putin. Pick a lane.,"The Prime Minister has stated that the Private Military Contractors are private citizens. However, there has been an association made between Wagner and President Putin. It is important to remain impartial and consider all sides of the issue."
TrueReddit,And Greta Van Fleet is Best Value Zepplin.,Greta Van Fleet is a popular band that has been compared to Led Zeppelin.
TrueReddit,Hopefully this is just Fox-fake-news ....,Here is some text: This news story has been the subject of much debate ....
TrueReddit,They’re not fucked they’ll just vote themselves more welfare paid for by blue states.,"They may not be in the best situation, but they will likely vote for more benefits funded by the states that lean more towards the Democratic party."
TrueReddit,FWIW dude condemns support for ukraine and posts on r/GenZedong,Person X expressed their opinion against the support for Ukraine and posted on the subreddit r/GenZedong.
TrueReddit,It’s a lot deeper than just “vote for better politicians”,It is important to consider more than just voting for better politicians when it comes to making meaningful change. 
TrueReddit,"Sounds like where Adam Eget was sent, huh.",It appears that Adam Eget was sent somewhere.
TrueReddit,I’ve gotten a response 2 years after. Seriously.,I received a response two years later. This was unexpected.
TrueReddit,"Nope, there haven’t. He ended them.","No, there have not been any more meetings. The previous meetings have been concluded."
TrueReddit,There’s a documentary about this on Netflix I believe where they came from Oakland or something and would go and steal animals.,A documentary on Netflix explores the story of a group of people from Oakland who would take animals from their natural habitats.
TrueReddit,Because the Elan School closed like +10 years ago?,The Elan School has been closed for over a decade.
TrueReddit,“Everyone knows it” lol ok just posting unsourced claims again. Maybe you can find another widely debunked article by some other crank lmao,"It is widely known that certain claims have been made, but they have been widely debunked. It is possible to find other articles by other sources that have been similarly debunked."
TrueReddit,"""Cant be bothered parenting? Here, have some strangers terrorise them instead!""","""Need help parenting? Consider enlisting the help of others to provide guidance and support."""
TrueReddit,I thought they only measured balances carried for one month.,It was believed that balances were only monitored for a single month.
TrueReddit,>'non-diverse' candidates weren't being considered Proof of this is where exactly?,Candidates who were not considered to be diverse were not being considered. What evidence is there to support this?
TrueReddit,“Crushing debt and labor exploitation discourages sexual activity.” Would be a better title.,"""The Impact of Financial and Workplace Stress on Sexual Activity"" "
TrueReddit,"For fuck sake, even Military or damn prison makes more sense than Elan.","It can be argued that other alternatives may be more sensible than Elan. Military service or prison, for example, may be seen as more suitable options."
TrueReddit,"Interestingly enough 2 kids in daycare here nets out to pretty much exactly my mortgage payment too, today. Probably a research paper in there somewhere...","Two children attending daycare is equivalent to the cost of a mortgage payment. This is an interesting phenomenon, and could be a topic for further research."
TrueReddit,"Especially egregious in case of USA betrayal of Haiti, first country to ever acknowledge American independence.","The case of the United States' relationship with Haiti has been particularly noteworthy. Haiti was the first country to recognize American independence, yet the two countries have had a complicated history."
TrueReddit,Can’t you write it off on your taxes?,Is it possible to deduct the expense on your taxes?
TrueReddit,Wilderness is worse they have staff im van and blind fold you to the next camping site. They basically want to strip you down to bare minimal and you dont make camp fire too bad cold food for you,"Wilderness camping can be an exciting experience. You may be taken to the next camping site with a guide and blindfolded, and you may be asked to bring only the essentials. You may not be able to make a campfire, so you may have to eat cold food. However, the adventure of camping in the wilderness can be rewarding."
TrueReddit,OK seriously how tf is-- > Judges are bribed. Police are bribed. There's 5-figure bribes for state officials for sentencing these kids to these camps Ah.,Judges and police have been known to accept bribes in exchange for sentencing minors to certain camps. Reports of five-figure bribes being offered to state officials have been reported.
TrueReddit,"So the explosion in listings of Javelins on the dark web matkets are fake? Thanks Pengtagon for making this straight with your confidence, I was getting worried.",Reports of a surge in Javelin listings on dark web markets have been circulating. The Pentagon has provided assurance that these listings are not genuine. This has provided some relief to those who were concerned.
TrueReddit,“All lives matter” is perhaps not intentionally racist but rather stupid without a doubt.,"""The phrase 'All Lives Matter' has been used to express a sentiment of inclusivity, but it has been criticized for not taking into account the unique struggles of certain groups."" "
TrueReddit,Government causes them It exists to interfere as little as possible and provide simple and basic framework to society,"The government provides a framework for society, aiming to interfere as little as possible. This framework is designed to be simple and basic."
TrueReddit,"zero, I don't care and lived for most of the year under bombs and blackouts I anknowledge that the world isn't filled with magic horses and friendship as I said anything in mass quantities would get into invaders hands if it lacks self-destruct option edit: bro watch latest bihus info for some reality checks",I acknowledge that the world is not filled with magic horses and friendship. It is true that anything in large quantities can get into the wrong hands if it does not have a self-destruct option. It is important to be aware of the current events and news in order to stay informed and make informed decisions.
TrueReddit,"Learned them on Reddit, trumpsucker. Like that one?",I learned some new things on Reddit recently. What do you think of them?
TrueReddit,These ameobas risk dying of hunger if they feed of the brain of someone in Florida,These amoebas may face the risk of starvation if they feed on the brain of someone in Florida.
TrueReddit,Are you serious? They just vetoed the voters? That's ridiculous! >:(,It appears that the voters have been vetoed. This is a surprising development.
TrueReddit,But the real problem is us peons Definitely not corporate horse shit and the rich playing with our planet,"The real issue is the way we, as individuals, are impacting the planet. It is not just the wealthy who are responsible, but all of us."
TrueReddit,But the real problem is us peons Definitely not corporate horse shit and the rich playing with our planet,"The real issue is the way we, as individuals, are impacting our planet. It is not just corporate entities or the wealthy who are responsible for the current state of affairs."
TrueReddit,Ok... but: Credit Unions exist and are member owned and controlled...,Financial institutions such as credit unions offer members the opportunity to own and control their own accounts. These organizations provide a range of services and benefits to their members.
TrueReddit,Nothing like some good Chinese propaganda brigading in the morning.,It can be interesting to explore different perspectives on a topic in the morning. Some people may find it beneficial to look into Chinese propaganda to gain a better understanding of the situation.
TrueReddit,Because it's not 'parties' irs capitalism.,It is not always easy to distinguish between 'parties' and capitalism.
TrueReddit,> how about communism? Won't find out until a government actually succeeds at trying communism,What would happen if a government implemented communism? It is difficult to predict the outcome until a government actually tries it. 
TrueReddit,"Given Fox News’ latest stance on public education, is this really any surprising?","Given the recent position taken by Fox News on public education, is this an unexpected development?"
TrueReddit,About 7 years Kentucky reverted 2 of its cities' minimum wage increases.,"In 2013, Kentucky reversed the minimum wage increases that had been enacted in two of its cities."
TrueReddit,"stop spreading the truth or we will get ya Kind Regards, CIA","We kindly ask that you refrain from sharing information that may not be accurate. Thank you for your understanding. Best regards, CIA"
TrueReddit,The Jackie Coogan law for child actors. Before Shirley Temple. To protect child actors from parents spending the child’s money,The Jackie Coogan Act was a law passed before Shirley Temple's career to protect child actors from their parents misusing their earnings. 
TrueReddit,"Oh right, we are full memory hole territory by now.",We are now in a situation where memories are quickly forgotten.
TrueReddit,"And really even here, trade unions etc... don't have a monopoly i5s only the government unions","Trade unions do not have a monopoly, as only the government unions are exclusive."
TrueReddit,I hate that feeling! You mess with The Oh Sees yet? How bout King Gizz? Pond? Squid? Broncho? Lots of exciting new music out there.,"I'm not a fan of that feeling. Have you heard any of The Oh Sees, King Gizz, Pond, Squid, or Broncho? There's a lot of new music out there that's worth checking out."
TrueReddit,Because she's done with orange jesus' shit? Aw punkin... MWAHH! 🍼,"She has finished with the situation. Oh dear, it's a shame."
TrueReddit,The most accurate answer is of course near the bottom below the blaming Reagan shit.,"The most accurate answer is likely to be found at the bottom of the page, below any partisan rhetoric."
TrueReddit,That’s ARE too many people on this planet. TIL I am a “Malthusian.” Thanks op!,"It appears that there are a large number of people on this planet. I have learned that this is referred to as a ""Malthusian"" situation. Thank you for the information."
TrueReddit,"""every accusation a projection"" holds very true when you look at the image we craft of north korea","The phrase ""every accusation a projection"" can be applied to many situations, including the perception of North Korea. When examining the image of North Korea, it is important to consider that many of the accusations made against it may be based on projections of our own beliefs and values."
TrueReddit,Por que no los dos? 🤷,Why not both? 🤷
TrueReddit,But will it get money to the Children? (of our wealthy donors),Will our wealthy donors be able to provide financial support to the children?
TrueReddit,Opposite for me. I’m always looking for new tunage!,I'm always looking for new music to listen to.
TrueReddit,well i don’t lmao i read directly from what the protestors are saying. cope,I am reading what the protestors are saying.
TrueReddit,Ya it goes even further and bans women generally.,It goes even further and restricts the rights of women.
TrueReddit,"The ruling certainly helped those sweet, sweet shareholder values.",The decision had a positive effect on shareholders' investments.
TrueReddit,"Lol, I'm guessing ""78000 lbs"" includes posessions","I'm wondering if ""78000 lbs"" includes belongings."
TrueReddit,"Just looked at trueanon in Spotify, what exactly is the podcast about?",I recently came across the podcast 'TrueAnon' on Spotify. Could you tell me what the podcast is about?
TrueReddit,"I hope you keep the same energy about drug crimes and stealing from billions dollar profit corporations and any other actual victimless crime, chimd porn definitively not being one of them. Gross.","I hope you keep the same energy about crimes related to drugs and theft from large corporations and any other crime that does not involve a victim. However, viewing child pornography should not be condoned."
TrueReddit,"Yeah he sucks. Shows how universally hated Trump was, that Biden could beat him 🙄",It is clear that there was a wide consensus among the public that Joe Biden was the preferred candidate over Donald Trump in the election.
TrueReddit,Is the argument that Mao increased grain exports and refused food aid by accident?,Mao's actions of increasing grain exports and refusing food aid have been debated.
TrueReddit,As I said there too — super appreciate it.,I am grateful for your help.
TrueReddit,"soylent green is people Definitely too many people, too few trees and wild lands. Even the oceans are bring decimated.","Soylent Green is a substance made from a variety of sources. It has become increasingly popular in recent years. However, the production of this substance has raised some concerns about the environmental impact it may have. Many people worry that the resources used to create Soylent Green are being taken away from other areas, such as forests and wild lands. Additionally, some fear that the production of this substance is contributing to the destruction of marine ecosystems. As a result, it is important to consider the potential consequences of producing and consuming Soylent Green."
TrueReddit,who were the other oligarchs? or plural form is to dehumanize Khodorkovsky? I don't know why am I asking. you used stable diffusion to recreate 2 girls 1 cup with trump and putin and then write how your life was threatened because of the picture all the spirituality and psychology,"What other individuals are considered oligarchs? Is it considered dehumanizing to refer to Mikhail Khodorkovsky as an oligarch? I'm not sure why I'm asking this question. Is it possible to use stable diffusion to create a picture of Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin in a similar style to the infamous ""2 Girls 1 Cup"" video? If so, what would be the consequences of sharing such a picture? How would this affect one's spiritual and psychological wellbeing?"
TrueReddit,"That is not a club banning straight women, try again","This is not a club that excludes straight women, please try again."
TrueReddit,"Omfg, sounds exactly right! Fuck up everything cuz there's something, somewhere I don't like! They should be republicunts w that attitude.","Wow, that sounds spot on! It seems like there is something that needs to be changed. It would be beneficial to have a different approach."
TrueReddit,Biden just opened drilling to the wilds of Alaska lol.,The Biden administration has recently authorized drilling operations in certain areas of Alaska.
TrueReddit,"I mean, isn’t it a feedback loop? More life experience changes brain matter so the brain does change with increasing life experience...",It appears that life experience can have an effect on brain matter. It is possible that the brain can change as a result of increasing life experience. This could potentially create a feedback loop.
TrueReddit,"Florida! You can live under Nazi book burning rulers, but at least the water will eat your brains!","Florida is a great place to live, with plenty of opportunities and activities to enjoy. The climate is warm and inviting, and the scenery is beautiful. Whether you're looking for a place to relax or an exciting adventure, Florida has something for everyone."
TrueReddit,"No, just IlikeNeurons, and potentially you.","I have an affinity for Neurons, and you may as well."
TrueReddit,"Please stop spamming your blog here, ty. EDIT: bahaha he blocked me",Please refrain from posting your blog here. Thank you.
TrueReddit,Warfare and poverty: I think only pan-fried chicken could be more traditionally American!,"I believe that two of the most iconic aspects of American culture are warfare and poverty. However, there is also a long-standing tradition of enjoying pan-fried chicken."
TrueReddit,Lol no you haven’t! 😂 you’ve produced one debunked article by a paranoid maniac 🤣 lmao,"No, that's not true. There has been one article written on the topic, but it has been disproven. It was written by someone who had an extreme viewpoint."
TrueReddit,"I've seen your name enough, shoo fly.","I've noticed your presence often, please leave."
TrueReddit,Pretrial detention is not randomly assigned so these associations your link highlights have a common cause.,"Pretrial detention is not assigned without consideration, so the correlations mentioned in the link may be due to a shared factor."
TrueReddit,"ChatGPT just flipped the table on that game, now you can firehose them right back with custom, one-off resumes and cover letters etc laser focused on each opportunity with very little cost.",ChatGPT has provided an efficient way to create custom resumes and cover letters tailored to each job opportunity with minimal expense. This can be used to respond to the game in a timely manner.
TrueReddit,I appreciated seeing *They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haaaa* on the list of rediscovered tunes. Love that goofy song.,I was pleased to see the song 'They're Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haaaa' on the list of rediscovered tunes. It is an interesting song.
TrueReddit,No you posted some bullshit that’s been widely debunked by someone everyone knows is a highly biased crank. Keep being an idiot though 🤣,You posted something that has been disputed by a person who is known to have a strong opinion. It's up to you to decide if you want to continue believing it or not.
TrueReddit,Naw. Anecdotally almost everywhere has decent solutions while the US is just horrid,"Many places have satisfactory solutions for various issues, while the US may not be as successful in this regard."
TrueReddit,"The guy died from washing his face, and gets infected. F",The individual passed away due to an infection contracted after washing their face.
TrueReddit,indeed but it is still important not to play into missinformation,"Indeed, it is important to be mindful of misinformation and take steps to avoid it. "
TrueReddit,"Giving the institution money is giving the executives the money, ostensibly.","Donating to the institution may result in the executives receiving funds, ostensibly."
TrueReddit,How does a test or screening violate any religion?,What implications might a test or screening have for religious beliefs?
TrueReddit,What are good free online sources to learn new music? Sites? Channels/stations on sites/apps? I have yourube music and Tidal,"What are some free online resources to learn new music? Are there any websites, channels, or apps that offer this? I am aware of YouTube Music and Tidal."
TrueReddit,And use it to buy an NFT of this bridge I'm selling.,Use this to purchase an NFT of the bridge I am offering.
TrueReddit,"It says /many/ arms originated from COE, that doesn't mean /all/. Unlike you the author leave room for possibility.","Many arms have been said to have originated from COE, but not all of them. The author leaves room for the possibility that not all arms originated from COE."
TrueReddit,DeSantis and Abbot flying immigrants to New England do it for you?,Governors DeSantis and Abbot are reportedly transporting immigrants to New England. Would this be of assistance to you?
TrueReddit,"Thats called a unicorn hunting, and it means extra exploitation for undervalued talent.","Hunting for undervalued talent is often referred to as 'unicorn hunting', and can involve extra exploitation."
TrueReddit,That’s a disingenuous representation what it means to have strong unions.,"It is often argued that strong unions are beneficial, but there are also those who disagree with this viewpoint."
TrueReddit,"""12ft.io has been disabled for this site""","""This site has disabled 12ft.io."""
TrueReddit,this sounds like a doomsday ticker on sim city before you fail the game lol,"This situation feels like it could be a difficult challenge, similar to a doomsday scenario in a game like Sim City."
TrueReddit,Inflation would absolutely mean a marked jump between monthly spending habits then and now.,"The cost of living has changed significantly over time, resulting in a noticeable difference in monthly spending habits."
TrueReddit,Not just any ranked choice but multi winner ranked choice for legislative elections. Proportional representation FTW.,Ranked choice voting is a system of voting that is gaining traction for legislative elections. It allows for multiple winners to be chosen in proportion to the votes they receive. This system has been gaining popularity as an alternative to traditional voting methods.
TrueReddit,I wonder how old the wiring in the author’s house is,I am curious to know how old the wiring in the author's house is.
TrueReddit,67 is the age for most as things are.,"At a certain age, many people experience certain changes in their lives."
TrueReddit,"Not to be political, but I distinctly remember something to address this in the build back better act",I recall there being something related to this in the Build Back Better Act.
TrueReddit,"Yes. That’s literally weighing the child’s testimony, as the previous commenter said.","It appears that the child's testimony is being taken into consideration, as the previous commenter mentioned."
TrueReddit,Right? Headline by Dr. Pangloss.,Is this correct? A question posed by Dr. Pangloss.
TrueReddit,"Not left, liberal. There is a giant difference.","Not one side, but both. There is a distinction between the two."
TrueReddit,nope! completely legal to watch and possess (and post online!),"It is permissible to watch, possess, and post online the content in question. "
TrueReddit,"Not to mention every 'person' in all the AI generated photos had perfectly straight, white teeth","Every individual in the AI generated photos had straight, white teeth."
TrueReddit,Meanwhile DeSantis is worried about the tap water turning you gay.,"Meanwhile, DeSantis is concerned about the quality of the tap water."
TrueReddit,You’ve certainly got the ‘trans exclusionary’ part down. Why do you need cis-women-only crisis spaces? Genuinely curious what you think that will add.,What do you think would be the benefit of having crisis spaces that are exclusively for cis-women? I'm interested to hear your thoughts.
TrueReddit,I feel like Capt. America: 'I got that reference!',I understand the reference!
TrueReddit,The point is the depositors should have insured their deposits like us peasants they didn’t and were going to lose probably 10% instead the gov made them whole,"The depositors were not insured for their deposits, and were likely to lose around 10% of their money. However, the government stepped in and ensured that they would not suffer any losses."
TrueReddit,">probably Probably is right, given most Redditors' ignorance of the Catholic Church in general.","It is likely that the opinion expressed is correct, given the limited knowledge of the Catholic Church among many Redditors."
TrueReddit,hey putin bootlicker you are an idiot google who Sergei Magnitsky was why he was killed by putin educate yourself before you open your goddamn mouth again,"Hey, it's important to educate yourself on the history of Sergei Magnitsky and why he was killed by Putin. It's important to be informed before speaking out on the subject."
TrueReddit,"This way too gringo for me. These salt makers are common in south america, seems like a topic curated for WASPs with a conscience.",Salt makers are a common sight in South America. It can be a fascinating topic for those interested in learning about the culture and history of the region.
TrueReddit,Good good! That’s a good thing.,That's great! That's a positive thing.
TrueReddit,Getting rid of the lifelong bureaucrats doesn’t necessarily help if you’re pitting a stream of newbies against lifelong lobbyists and corporate lawyers,Removing long-term bureaucrats may not be the most effective solution if they are up against experienced lobbyists and corporate lawyers.
TrueReddit,I thought all family court judges were biased towards women? /s,I had heard that family court judges may be perceived as biased towards women. /s
TrueReddit,Such as banning birth control and heavily taxing childless adults? Go ask a Romanian how that worked out....,Go ask a Romanian about the effects of policies that limit access to birth control and impose higher taxes on childless adults.
TrueReddit,> we were certainly You changed the topic from a big thing the US did right to other things. I take this as you conceding the point.,"We have certainly seen a number of successes in the US, but there are also other areas that could be improved. It is important to recognize both the successes and the areas for improvement in order to ensure continued progress."
TrueReddit,Not to the folks who've been destroying kits.,"People have been taking apart kits, which has caused some concern."
TrueReddit,When are they going after the disgrace that is tipping/gratuity which is optional but expected (de facto obligatory) and effectively gives employers a pass to underpay,"What is the current status of tipping/gratuity, which is often seen as optional but expected? How can employers ensure fair wages while still allowing customers to show appreciation for services rendered?"
TrueReddit,pretty sure Brace Belden was abducted by Elan.. he did a multi part podcast (Trueanon) about it and it's pretty mangled.,"Brace Belden has been the subject of speculation regarding their alleged abduction by Elan. They have released a multi-part podcast, entitled Trueanon, which discusses the situation in detail."
TrueReddit,"> Other reasons for keeping jobs up, the hiring managers said: Stocking a pool of ready applicants if an employee quits, or just in case an ""irresistible"" candidate applied."" Good old reserve army of labour.","The hiring managers noted that there are other reasons for keeping jobs open, such as having a pool of potential applicants in case an employee leaves or a desirable candidate applies. This can be beneficial for businesses in terms of having a reserve of labour."
TrueReddit,It very much is unfettered capitalism. Other capitalist societies potentially have a government willing to pass socialist reforms and control capitalists. America is very mask off oligarchy.,It is an example of unfettered capitalism. Other capitalist societies may have governments that are willing to pass reforms and control capitalists. America has a system of oligarchy.
TrueReddit,"No no, they offer models and complementary datasets and run a much simpler methodology than that of chat-gpt, but get only slightly less accurate results.","They provide models and associated datasets, and employ a simpler methodology than that of chat-gpt, achieving results that are only slightly less accurate."
TwoXChromosomes,Hva sier dere i stedet det?,What do you say instead of that?
TwoXChromosomes,A poor fitting fall arrest harness is so scary!,A fall arrest harness that does not fit properly can be concerning. 
TwoXChromosomes,This goes well past appalling that Alabama thinks it’s ok keep player on their roster while her family grieving & seeking Justice,It is concerning that Alabama has chosen to keep a player on their roster while the player's family is grieving and seeking justice.
TwoXChromosomes,Don’t wish daughters on a gross household like theirs. Gross wish.,It is not advisable to wish daughters on a household like theirs.
TwoXChromosomes,hehe appreciate the tone indicators homie :) Gotcha. Thanks! :),Thanks for the information! I appreciate it.
TwoXChromosomes,Thanks 🖤 it’s exciting for sure!,"Thanks, it's certainly interesting!"
TwoXChromosomes,I’d recommend couple’s counseling,I would suggest that a couple consider counseling.
TwoXChromosomes,For what it’s worth … sugar waxing hurts way less!,Sugar waxing is said to be less painful than other methods.
TwoXChromosomes,She’s nOt LiKe OtHeR gIRlS,She is different from other girls.
TwoXChromosomes,"Metal music & super soakers. Remember to stay masked, just good covid safety, and to plan out your exits.","Listen to your favorite music and have fun with water toys. Remember to wear a face covering, practice good hygiene, and plan ahead."
TwoXChromosomes,and child raising isn’t “society building”?,Raising children is an important part of building a society.
TwoXChromosomes,Then abstinence is gonna get a huge uptick (alongside back alley abortionists -laws never stop them-),"Abstinence may become more popular, while illegal abortion services may still be available despite laws."
TwoXChromosomes,"Florida Man: the hero nobody asked for, yet got getted anyways","A person from Florida: a figure that was not requested, yet still emerged."
TwoXChromosomes,Yes glad you said this! Was sweating at all the comments saying they’re irrelevant. Ideally yes but TX laws are dystopian…,"I'm glad you said this. I was concerned about the comments that said they were irrelevant. It would be ideal if the laws were different, but the laws in Texas are quite restrictive."
TwoXChromosomes,This grifter is basically making money by selling the undesirable a fantasy that lets them feel they’re rejecting women instead of vice versus.,"This individual is making money by offering people the opportunity to feel as though they are rejecting women, rather than the other way around."
TwoXChromosomes,Pardon *my* French but putain de merde 😁🫣,"Pardon my language, but that is quite surprising! 😁🫣"
TwoXChromosomes,Needs must when the enemy is white nationalism.,"When faced with a challenge, one must take action. White nationalism is a challenge that must be addressed."
TwoXChromosomes,You aren’t being reasonable. Good day/,It appears that we have different opinions. Have a nice day.
TwoXChromosomes,Bechdel test is flawed af. American Pie 2 and Show Girls both passed it with flying colors,The Bechdel test is a widely-used method of evaluating gender representation in films. American Pie 2 and Show Girls both met the criteria of the test.
TwoXChromosomes,"""The Abominable ~~Snow~~Man from Pasadena""",The Notorious Man from Pasadena
TwoXChromosomes,Oooh “nOt All MeN”. How original.,Not everyone is the same. How interesting.
TwoXChromosomes,It can be. Art reflects reallity.,Art can be reflective of reality.
TwoXChromosomes,"That’s a fair take, agreed.","That's an understandable point of view, agreed."
TwoXChromosomes,Aw that’s great! Lol And let your cousin be a example for all us,That's wonderful! It's great that your cousin is setting a good example for us all.
TwoXChromosomes,He probably learned spotting multiple orgasms on jncel forums. From people who never gave one.,He likely learned about the concept of multiple orgasms from discussions on jncel forums. People who had not experienced them shared their knowledge.
TwoXChromosomes,Who cares? You don’t express yourself here honestly…because of internet points?!,What do you think about this? Do you feel comfortable expressing yourself here? Is it important to you to gain internet points?
TwoXChromosomes,Couldn’t it be considered intimidation?,Could this be seen as intimidating?
TwoXChromosomes,Housecoat Autocorrect decided houseboat was the word it was going to change housecoat to lol,Autocorrect changed the word 'housecoat' to 'houseboat' - which was quite amusing!
TwoXChromosomes,Men peak 18 -25 while women is 30 -38 I thought?,"People typically reach their peak physical and mental performance between the ages of 18 and 25 for men, and between 30 and 38 for women."
TwoXChromosomes,Love the always infinity pad (or whatever store brand version of it),I appreciate the convenience of the always infinity pad (or the store brand version of it).
TwoXChromosomes,Making incendiary comments then pretending they were innocent. Gaslight much?,"Making comments that could be interpreted as inflammatory, then appearing to be unaware of their potential implications. Is this behavior intentional?"
TwoXChromosomes,Lol. And 10 minutes into that marriage realize why people wanted options.,"After 10 minutes of being married, one may understand why people seek out different choices."
TwoXChromosomes,Thank the GOP and trump in particular. Bastards.,Thank the Republican Party and President Trump for their efforts.
TwoXChromosomes,"Gatekeeping your own body is a problem for these non-ass washing, entitled manbabies? No thanks",Managing one's own body can be a challenge for those who are not accustomed to taking care of themselves. This can be especially difficult for those who are used to having their needs taken care of by others.
TwoXChromosomes,Super on the liberals isn’t it? Both sides bad. Sarcasm aimed at the person both siding above me,It appears that there are strong opinions on both sides of the political spectrum. It can be difficult to find a middle ground.
TwoXChromosomes,Onimai: I’m now your sister! Is a good example for weirdo activity.,Onimai: I'm now your sibling! This is an unusual situation.
TwoXChromosomes,Marina’s song Man’s World seems apt right now.,Person's World seems apt right now.
TwoXChromosomes,Big fluffy pink gaming setups with glitter and stuff like that.,Gaming setups with fluffy pink accents and glittery details.
TwoXChromosomes,That’s the best kind of retirement!,Retirement can be a great experience.
TwoXChromosomes,That jackass needs parenting classes stat. And possibly anger management training and therapy.,"That individual needs parenting classes urgently. Additionally, they may benefit from anger management training and therapy."
TwoXChromosomes,"""cuntdracula"" was already taken?!","""CreatureDracula"" was already taken?!"
TwoXChromosomes,Right? Best one I’ve ever seen,Is this the best one you've ever seen?
TwoXChromosomes,Not ONE single person is perfect? hmMMmmmmMmmMm,No one is perfect.
TwoXChromosomes,Guaranteed she’d hear alllll about it,It was certain that people would be talking about it.
TwoXChromosomes,also see no mention on your post that boys on average enter puberty years after girls,"It is generally accepted that boys, on average, enter puberty later than girls."
TwoXChromosomes,I was glad when we started touching elbows hate the hugging and hand shaking,I was pleased when we began to greet each other without physical contact. I do not enjoy hugging or shaking hands.
TwoXChromosomes,I live here and this self own is f'n epic!!,I reside here and this place is quite remarkable!
TwoXChromosomes,“how dare you keep the gates of your vagina closed!” Smdh,"""I'm surprised that you have chosen to keep your intimate area private."""
TwoXChromosomes,YSK pull out has a 50% pregnancy prevention failure rate. You need to test Also ovulation may vary from the calendar. So yes Edit for clarity,"Pull-out method has a 50% failure rate for preventing pregnancy. It is important to keep track of ovulation, as it may not always follow the calendar."
TwoXChromosomes,Starred messaged on WhatsApp are the real saviour here. For this and hair colour.,Messages with a star icon on WhatsApp can be very helpful in certain situations. This is especially true when it comes to hair colour.
TwoXChromosomes,"Of course you came, your orgasm just goes to another school","You arrived, and your pleasure was heightened."
TwoXChromosomes,His wife also only wants boys... let them both die childless and alone,"Their wishes for children were not fulfilled, and they remained childless."
TwoXChromosomes,off topic but i’m also from georgia and god this pollen is kicking my ass rn,I'm from Georgia and the pollen levels are quite high at the moment. It's making it difficult to breathe.
TwoXChromosomes,Scare him by saying you’ll screenshot he sent it and spread the pic. Serves him for not using his head,"Remind him that sending inappropriate pictures can have consequences, such as the possibility of the image being shared without his permission. Encourage him to use better judgement when sending images."
TwoXChromosomes,"Nunchuck skills, bowstaff skills, girls want guys with skills.","People want to be with those who have special abilities. Whether it be nunchuck skills, bowstaff skills, or any other type of skill, it is something that is admired and sought after."
TwoXChromosomes,It's not interests as much as it is doom scrolling,It's not a matter of interest as much as it is engaging in a habit of scrolling through news and social media.
TwoXChromosomes,"I could swear tha the original star trek womens uniform were mini skirts, black tights, and gogo boots","I could have sworn that the original Star Trek female uniforms consisted of mini skirts, black tights, and gogo boots."
TwoXChromosomes,Seriously idk why everyone wasn’t rioting in the streets when tr*mp initiated the gag rule. Republicans could not fucking stand mask mandates yet had absolutely no issues with it becoming ILLEGAL for your doctor to recommend necessary treatment.,"Many people were concerned when the Trump administration initiated the gag rule. Republicans had strong opinions about mask mandates, but were not in favor of making it illegal for doctors to recommend necessary treatment."
TwoXChromosomes,Yep! NEVER piss off a red-head!,"It is generally not recommended to make someone angry, regardless of their hair color."
TwoXChromosomes,OP isn't talking about permission but blessing. Quite different imo.,"The OP is not discussing permission, but rather a blessing. This is a distinct concept in my opinion."
TwoXChromosomes,It came be both at the same time. It’s called misogynoir,They arrived simultaneously. It is referred to as misogynoir.
TwoXChromosomes,ew. seems like her kinda thing - just doubling down when called out on literally anything,It appears that she is not backing down when challenged on any issue.
TwoXChromosomes,Enshrining bodily autonomy to own the libs.,Respecting the right to bodily autonomy for all individuals.
TwoXChromosomes,I thought you’d maybe paraphrased the video title… oof.,I had the impression that you might have reworded the video title...
TwoXChromosomes,"Give him the ol’ dick twist. When he screams, say “Hush, men like this.”","Give him a firm grip. When he expresses discomfort, tell him to remain calm."
TwoXChromosomes,Mine told me it was a dangerous echo chamber 🫣 yet also agrees when I say things from here without stating it's from this sub. Lol,"My friend told me that this place can be a bit of an echo chamber, but they also agree with me when I say things without mentioning where I heard it from. It's quite funny."
TwoXChromosomes,Men get sexually as well. Just more often.,People of all genders can experience sexual desire. This is a common experience.
TwoXChromosomes,"Flared jeans and pants are really trending again though, right!?","Fashion trends come and go, and it appears that flared jeans and pants are popular once again."
TwoXChromosomes,"If you want right wing nationalists, watch some gun channels.","If you want to learn more about right wing nationalist views, consider watching some gun-related channels."
TwoXChromosomes,I’d ask her to demonstrate for me.,I asked her to show me.
TwoXChromosomes,Truth. The pale shocked looked on her face was enough for me though.,"She had a pale, shocked expression on her face, which was enough for me to understand the situation."
TwoXChromosomes,Up your vitamin D levels? Take about 5000 iu a day?,It is recommended to increase your vitamin D levels by taking approximately 5000 iu per day.
TwoXChromosomes,Maybe … sometimes it’s not worth the cost to make fakes,It may not always be worth the effort to create something that is not genuine.
TwoXChromosomes,Hope you have this same energy for white women..,I hope you have the same enthusiasm for everyone.
TwoXChromosomes,Does India have anything similar to pill club or nurx?,Are there any services in India that offer similar services to Pill Club or Nurx?
TwoXChromosomes,"Your post inspired me to write a haiku: ----- Far from the sea shore, Walmart lots provide french fries. Gulls are evolving.","Away from the beach, Walmart parking lots offer french fries. Seagulls are adapting."
TwoXChromosomes,Sometimes they just lie. Dude probably figured he’d get her over there with that line.,He likely thought that statement would convince her to come over.
TwoXChromosomes,Aba and Preach do such a good segment on her.,Aba and Preach have a popular segment on her show.
TwoXChromosomes,A man with a camera looking for “models” is a red flag,A person with a camera seeking people to photograph is a potential cause for concern.
TwoXChromosomes,that potato would keep on growing. id leave a list and turn off the wifi fofr a few hours every day. the trash fairy doesnt exist. kids mess they have to live in it so ignored. ​ let them keep using dishes till there is non.,"That potato kept growing. I would leave a list and turn off the WiFi for a few hours each day. The idea of a 'trash fairy' is not real. Kids make messes and they have to live with the consequences of their actions, so it should be ignored. Let them keep using dishes until there are none left."
TwoXChromosomes,"Yeah, OP wasted a week crying about a possible diagnosis of a mostly harmless condition. That’s silly!",OP spent a week worrying about a possible diagnosis of a condition that is mostly harmless. This was an understandable reaction.
TwoXChromosomes,You guys have to buy tampons? *Laughs in Scottish*,Do you need to purchase tampons? *Amused chuckle*
TwoXChromosomes,"IDEK what you mean. How am I ""one upping suicide?"" OIC. Your post history. You're a troll. Reported","I'm not sure what you mean. Could you explain how you think I'm ""one upping suicide?"" Oh, I see. You're referring to my post history. It seems like you think I'm a troll. I've reported your comment."
TwoXChromosomes,Many gyms do and if you let management know they’re happy to do the confrontation for you.,Many gyms are willing to intervene if you inform them of the situation. They are usually happy to help.
TwoXChromosomes,Also good job raising a son who could recognize that. 💕,Well done for raising a son who was able to recognize that.
TwoXChromosomes,Using the legal terms because rape comes with a conviction—basically they’d get sued if they said that.,"Using the legal terms, because rape carries a conviction, they could be subject to legal action if they said that. "
TwoXChromosomes,"It’s a pity women dominated industries tend to have way less salary :/ and when they become male dominated salary shoots up, eg midwife and nursing","It is interesting to note that industries which are traditionally dominated by women tend to have lower salaries than those which are traditionally dominated by men. For example, midwifery and nursing are two professions that have seen a significant increase in salary when they become male-dominated."
TwoXChromosomes,>Treat women as human beings They are,People should be treated with respect and dignity regardless of gender.
TwoXChromosomes,You don't know they're financial situation just keep it moving sis,"You don't know their financial situation, so it's best to move on."
TwoXChromosomes,"Well Jesus would get nailed to a cross for others’ sins, can we do that?","Jesus was crucified for the sins of others, can we do the same?"
TwoXChromosomes,Imo that’s true for the guy— they do be grippin’,It appears to be true for the individual in question - they do seem to be holding on tightly.
TwoXChromosomes,But then there would be more of them from lack of birth control and rampant breeding like it’s fucking 1592. Let em seethe and die out.,There would be more of them due to a lack of birth control and increased breeding. This could lead to overcrowding and other issues. It is important to consider the consequences of such actions and to take steps to ensure that population growth is managed responsibly.
TwoXChromosomes,Do we have a source for ddg selling data?,Is there a source for data on DDG sales?
TwoXChromosomes,OP unfortunately works with this guy. He’s a cook where she’s a server.,"OP is employed in the same workplace as this individual, who is a cook and OP is a server."
TwoXChromosomes,Facts beside their echochamber is too scary to swallow. They even think their rights are violated lmaooo,People may find it difficult to accept facts that differ from their own beliefs. Some may even feel that their rights are being infringed upon.
TwoXChromosomes,I’ve blocked that account and the “tylenol made your kid autistic” ad account multiple times and they keep coming back on my feed. So annoying.,"I have taken steps to remove an account and an advertisement from my feed multiple times, but they keep reappearing. This is quite frustrating."
TwoXChromosomes,i put it in R/gaming with some changed verbage. Hopefully i dont get taken down for language or being hostile. 😅,I placed this post in the R/gaming forum. I hope that my language and tone are appropriate and that I do not get removed for any reason. 
TwoXChromosomes,Simone Biles Venus Williams Serena Williams Shakira Cher Cassandra Peterson (Elvira),"Simone Biles, Venus Williams, Serena Williams, Shakira, Cher, and Cassandra Peterson (Elvira) are all well-known celebrities."
TwoXChromosomes,Its always amazing. Lasts a whole week too,It is quite remarkable. It lasts for an entire week.
TwoXChromosomes,South Park kind of just did an episode about this where two of the boys use chatGPT to text their girlfriends thoughtful responses.,"Recently, an episode of South Park featured two of the boys using a chatbot to text their girlfriends thoughtful responses."
TwoXChromosomes,"I'm sorry to say mam, but is seems your source is bunk 🫤","I apologize, but it appears that your information is not accurate. "
TwoXChromosomes,"He's death gripping his dick while mastuebatinf and probably doing it way too often. This isn't a you problem, this is a him problem.",He is engaging in self-pleasure frequently. This is an issue that needs to be addressed by him.
TwoXChromosomes,I feel like so many bad encounter stories are either public transit or gym-related!,I feel like there are many stories of negative experiences that involve public transit or the gym.
TwoXChromosomes,Yeah this struck me as classic negging. What a loser and well done OP for walking out.,It appears that the situation was not pleasant. It is commendable that the OP chose to leave.
TwoXChromosomes,">*that's not protecting, it's controlling* This is the same logic Sharia believers espouse.","This is a sentiment that is shared by many, including those who believe in Sharia."
TwoXChromosomes,"Yesssss so much this. It’s the dude with the tub of giblets and 40 of Steel Reserve that leaves an… *impression* , not the lovely nice man buying hygiene supplies (although I do smile and think nice of them in my head)","There is a person who often visits the store with a tub of giblets and 40 cans of Steel Reserve. This person leaves an impression, as does the other person who buys hygiene supplies. Both of these people are noteworthy in their own way."
TwoXChromosomes,What’s the difference? Genuine question.,What is the distinction? This is a sincere inquiry.
TwoXChromosomes,Exactly. I’m an I-cup and wish I could be DD-cup,I am an I-cup and I would like to have a larger cup size.
TwoXChromosomes,"Doesn’t occur to them to NOT comment, does it? Amazing they need to stick their uninformed opinion all over everything not considering its total lack of value!",Some people have a tendency to comment on things without considering the value of their opinion. It can be quite surprising how they feel the need to express their views regardless.
TwoXChromosomes,"Honor killings also happen in Uk, US, Australia, anywhere","Incidents of honor killings have been reported in various countries, including the United Kingdom, United States, and Australia."
TwoXChromosomes,Dating fr is a bait and switch these days,"Online dating can be a tricky experience, as it can be difficult to know what to expect. It is important to do your research and be aware of potential pitfalls before getting involved."
TwoXChromosomes,I’m not trying to like shit on you lol it just literally is almost an exact reversal of the plot of 12 angry man,"I'm not trying to be critical of you, but the plot of this situation is quite similar to that of 12 Angry Men."
TwoXChromosomes,Why don’t you help a German organization like Ciocia Basia? There are LOTS of abortion access issues in Europe.,"Why don't you consider helping an organization like Ciocia Basia, which works to address abortion access issues in Europe?"
TwoXChromosomes,Yes I’ve been having the same thoughts,I have been having similar thoughts.
TwoXChromosomes,"Or a tracker in a backpack or bag. That last bit stepfather said is really weird, too, like he'd traffic OP to one of his old wrinkly buddies.","A person may carry a tracker in a backpack or bag. The last statement made was unusual, as if the individual was being sent to someone they were familiar with."
TwoXChromosomes,I’ve seen men let out dribbles and men have involuntary gasps and cries while semen spurts forth. Similar for women.,"People of all genders can experience a range of sensations when they ejaculate, from a gentle release to a powerful expulsion. Some may even make involuntary sounds or expressions."
TwoXChromosomes,"He says worst outcome in public, but is laughing with the dv shelter staff, judges and attorneys on how she deserves it.","He mentions the potential for a negative outcome in public, but is seen laughing with the staff at the DV shelter, judges, and attorneys about what she deserves."
TwoXChromosomes,Oh but it feels better without a condom! Boo hoo want peepee to feel good 😭,"Oh, but it feels better without a barrier! It can be a difficult decision to make, but it's important to consider the risks."
TwoXChromosomes,Or you could actually know what tf is going on first,It is important to understand the context before taking any action.
TwoXChromosomes,Excellent point. And projecting is exactly the right word sometimes.,That is a valid point. Projecting can be an accurate description in certain situations.
TwoXChromosomes,"They’re dating, of course you’re right.","They are in a relationship, you are correct."
TwoXChromosomes,"It sounds like this person has tenure over her, that’s the real issue","It appears that this person has a certain level of authority over the other person, which is the main issue."
TwoXChromosomes,It’s like a small apartment loft. Feels spacious which is nice but this is the drawback!,"This space has the feel of a small apartment loft. It is spacious, which is a plus, but there are some drawbacks."
TwoXChromosomes,Everything they accuse us of is what they are planning to do. So that ‘trans people are planning genocide on christians’ crap goes vanta black.,"People have accused us of certain things, but these accusations are not true. It is not accurate to say that trans people are planning genocide on Christians. We must be careful not to make unfounded claims."
TwoXChromosomes,Obviously a psychiatrist making a testimony **implies** to have talked with the person before. It‘s difficult the evaluate a persons psyche without talking to him/her before,A psychiatrist providing testimony may have spoken with the person in question beforehand. It can be difficult to assess an individual's mental state without having a prior conversation.
TwoXChromosomes,"Oh yes, encounter anything but ""yes and"" and gotta question their reading comprehension skills. Very Reddit. I hope your day gets better.","Oh, I see. Encountering anything other than ""yes and"" can make one question their reading comprehension skills. It's a common sentiment on Reddit. I hope your day improves."
TwoXChromosomes,I used to drink at 18 In restaurants because some of them don’t card. There was no way I looked 21 either.,"At 18, I would sometimes go to restaurants where they didn't ask for ID. I did not look like I was 21."
TwoXChromosomes,This is my advice as well. Allow one response and block regardless.,This is my suggestion. Allow one response and then block further responses.
TwoXChromosomes,"Dear GOP women: you voted for this. If you miscarry and need a D&C, enjoy your voting results.","Dear members of the GOP: Your vote has resulted in certain outcomes. If you experience a miscarriage and require a D&C, please be aware of the implications of your vote."
TwoXChromosomes,I’m sorry this crap happened to you,I'm sorry to hear about what happened to you.
TwoXChromosomes,"Hope you blocked him on everything, as he deserves.",It is advisable to take the necessary steps to ensure your safety and wellbeing. This may include blocking him on all platforms.
TwoXChromosomes,Thay quote makes no statement about whether it happens and how often,This quote does not provide any information about the frequency or likelihood of the occurrence.
TwoXChromosomes,But women talking and joking about the size of mens penis’ is still totally ok and even funny….right?!?,"People talking and joking about the size of others' body parts can be seen as humorous, but it is important to consider the feelings of those involved."
TwoXChromosomes,"OMG you’re right, that’s next.","That's correct, that's the next step."
TwoXChromosomes,"Dude's version of ""fair chance"" was dry painful thrusting for 10 seconds then asking if you came. You did good getting out of there op.","Person A's version of ""fair chance"" was a vigorous activity for 10 seconds followed by a question about the outcome. Person B did well in managing the situation."
TwoXChromosomes,The Consent is Like Tea video really is great. It ought to be shown in schools.,The Consent is Like Tea video is an informative resource. It could be beneficial to show it in schools.
TwoXChromosomes,"I agree thank you. Love, guidance, consistency imo is the golden trio for childrearing.","I appreciate your thoughts. Providing love, guidance, and consistency are important aspects of raising children."
TwoXChromosomes,Ricky Gervais wrote the Office and meant it to be representative haha,"Ricky Gervais created the Office, which was intended to be reflective of reality. "
TwoXChromosomes,These are all steps towards making full fascism acceptable.,These are all steps towards making a certain type of government more accepted.
TwoXChromosomes,Absolutely baffled how sheltered some Folks are. That premise sounded un-kosher from the beginning.,Some people seem to be very sheltered. The idea seemed questionable from the start.
TwoXChromosomes,"Hey this is me. I’m even wearing tie die and just got mildly stoned. My floof cat is my bf too. Hi gals, keep it up, make those fascist losers suffer. ✌️",Hey there! I'm wearing tie dye and feeling relaxed. My pet cat is my best friend. Keep up the good work and don't let anyone bring you down. Take care!
TwoXChromosomes,"Yeah I hate this bullshit they spew about how all women can just “make money on OnlyFans” and not have to work like no dude, some of us are ugly.","Some people have suggested that women can make money on OnlyFans without having to work, but this is not necessarily true. Everyone's circumstances are different, and some people may not have the same opportunities as others."
TwoXChromosomes,They have more ghosts in there they need him to defeat,There are many ghosts in the area that need to be dealt with.
TwoXChromosomes,"I can relate so much, I realised all this when I was 16 . I’m 19 now they disgust me so much, gods worst creation was men","At the age of 16, I had a realization that I can relate to a lot. Now that I'm 19, I have a strong feeling of distaste for certain aspects of humanity. It's fair to say that some people consider men to be the worst creation of God."
TwoXChromosomes,Worse part of him being in your head is you can’t actually punch him,The most difficult aspect of having him in your head is that you cannot physically confront him.
TwoXChromosomes,"Girl, you have terrific taste! Don’t put yourself down.",You have great taste! Don't be too hard on yourself.
TwoXChromosomes,"But but... they are poor over there, and dont have much priveledge as me! ! /s","They do not have the same advantages as I do, and their situation is not as privileged."
TwoXChromosomes,"Best of luck OP. This sounds horribly stressful but you're slowly slicing off his control tentacles! Keep going, you got this!","Good luck OP. It sounds like a difficult situation, but you are making progress in reducing the control. Keep going, you can do it!"
TwoXChromosomes,In my experience the cup does collect discharge if I wear it while not menstruating,"The cup may collect discharge if worn while not menstruating, based on my experience."
TwoXChromosomes,I always found this weird as well bc they have mothers most people have mom and most people live there mothers so why doesn’t that translate to other women,"I have always found this strange, as many people have mothers and live with them, so why doesn't this translate to other women?"
wallstreetbets,BB earnings tomorrow after close. Worth buying Calls?,Investors will be watching for the release of BB's earnings report after the market closes tomorrow. It is uncertain whether buying calls would be a wise investment.
wallstreetbets,LFG 407.. this call needs to print BB,This call requires attention. 
wallstreetbets,!banbet DWAC -10% 1w,Request to reduce the DWAC rate by 10% for a period of one week.
wallstreetbets,390 or 380 today eod. no in between,The end of the day today will bring either 390 or 380. There is no middle ground.
wallstreetbets,Nvda losing steam. Below 270 eod,Nvda's stock has dropped below 270 at the end of the day.
wallstreetbets,!banbet SCHW +5% 1W,The following bet has been proposed: SCHW +5% for 1 week.
wallstreetbets,Tom “fat cuck” Lee is dead,Tom Lee has passed away.
wallstreetbets,Won’t banks crashing eventually hit megacaps,Will the potential for banks to crash eventually affect megacaps?
wallstreetbets,And wouldn’t affects my trust fund either,And it wouldn't have any impact on my trust fund either.
wallstreetbets,BER R SO FUK LMFAO REGARDS,"Hello there, I hope you are doing well. Best regards."
wallstreetbets,Aye this back miss yall now spy back to 400 pump till fomc,"Hey everyone, we're now back to 400 and we'll keep going until the Federal Open Market Committee makes their decision."
wallstreetbets,That poverty brokerage doesn’t even allow shorting,The brokerage does not permit short selling.
wallstreetbets,"banks are fukt, goal reached inflation sky dives pivot seems clear as day","Banks have experienced difficulty, the goal has been achieved, inflation has decreased significantly, and the direction is now clear."
wallstreetbets,Sure banks are rallying that is so stupid beyond insane,"Banks have seen an increase in their stock prices recently, which has been met with mixed reactions."
wallstreetbets,They should play dark souls 3 boss music before jpow speaks today 🫣,They should play music from Dark Souls 3 before Jpow speaks today.
wallstreetbets,Bruh thank god for 3x leveraged etfs this IV nuts,"I am thankful for the availability of 3x leveraged ETFs, as the implied volatility is quite high."
wallstreetbets,buls pushing air right now lmfaoooo,The wind is blowing strongly at the moment.
wallstreetbets,Puts on Onlyfans cause I know bulls r simps,"I'm considering joining Onlyfans, as I'm aware that some people may be interested in what I have to offer."
wallstreetbets,Look at these shit for brains asking dumbass queations,Take a look at these people asking questions that may not be well thought out.
wallstreetbets,Heys Mods i want a win and Record. Fyi yur gay,"Hey Mods, I would like to win and set a record. Thank you for your consideration."
wallstreetbets,Sold my 398 puts at 1:30… you’re welcome,I executed a sale of my 398 puts at 1:30.
wallstreetbets,"futes trade more notional than ur baby toy ""spy""","Futures trading involves more value than your baby's toy ""spy"". "
wallstreetbets,More people for the crypto pyramid scheme to relieve western bagholders,"More people are investing in cryptocurrency, which is helping to alleviate the financial losses of some investors in the West."
wallstreetbets,394Ps a buck as this bitch teeters on a cliff.....,"A person stands on the edge of a cliff, contemplating a difficult decision."
wallstreetbets,0dte 385p still got a chance?,Do you still have a chance? 
wallstreetbets,Only calls I’m buying are oil calls. Oxy 60c 4/28,"I'm investing in oil calls, specifically Oxy 60c 4/28."
wallstreetbets,Wait people actually like and defend Andrew tate?,Some people have expressed their support for Andrew Tate. 
wallstreetbets,We’re taking off one share or 100 shares,We are reducing the number of shares by one or 100.
wallstreetbets,"Bed bath and beyond is up 5%, just saying","Bed bath and beyond has seen a 5% increase, just to note."
wallstreetbets,Double down. 50 410 1DTE calls @ 0.04,Two fifty four hundred and ten 1DTE calls were purchased at a rate of 0.04.
wallstreetbets,US jobs tooo stronk. Bigly employed!,The US job market is strong. Employment levels are high.
wallstreetbets,If Elon announces cheaper model 3 🛸 🌙,If Elon announces a more affordable model 3.
wallstreetbets,Alright we’ll I feel perfectly assured after Biden’s speech!!!,I feel reassured after hearing Biden's speech.
wallstreetbets,Only way to trade tbis market is calls on dips,The best way to trade this market is to consider buying calls on dips.
wallstreetbets,I’m gonna buy a 0dte call here like a regard,I'm going to purchase a call option on 0dte as an investment. 
wallstreetbets,THAT’S how Burry gets ya!,That's how it works.
wallstreetbets,Cathie “D for DOGSHIT” Woods,Cathie Woods is a well-known figure in the business world.
wallstreetbets,If NVDA goes green it’s over,"If NVDA changes its color scheme, it could have a significant impact."
wallstreetbets,Just buy FDs here and there feed the habit,Invest in FDs regularly to build a habit of saving.
wallstreetbets,WAL and FRC getting halted immediately after reopening trading lol,WAL and FRC experienced a halt in trading shortly after reopening.
wallstreetbets,2350 today I am fine sold my puts already before that regarded pump ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29093),Today I am feeling good. I sold my puts before the pump was regarded.
wallstreetbets,If you drive a Rivian - u a CUCK,"If you own a Rivian vehicle, you are making an environmentally conscious choice."
wallstreetbets,tHe ReAl ViCtUmS aRe ThE bAnKs,The financial institutions affected by the situation are the ones who have suffered the most. 
wallstreetbets,FYI fed didn’t print anything.,The Federal Reserve did not issue any new currency.
wallstreetbets,You think they’ll issue buyback?,Do you think the company will initiate a buyback program?
wallstreetbets,Secret of Mana 1 & 2 are classics too,Secret of Mana 1 and 2 are considered classics by many gamers.
wallstreetbets,I’m getting exactly 120% more than 2019,I'm getting more than I did in 2019.
wallstreetbets,“Just” or 20 years ago?,Approximately two decades ago?
wallstreetbets,TSLA 350 EOW LOL BERS FELL FOR IT A G A I N LOL,"Tesla (TSLA) closed at 350 at the end of the trading day. Unfortunately, some investors were fooled again. "
wallstreetbets,"wtf, should’ve bought23 chocolates",I wish I had purchased 23 chocolates.
wallstreetbets,It’s still up 30% wym,The value has increased by 30% since the last measurement.
wallstreetbets,Futes looking too strong. Very bearish signal.,The market appears to be quite strong. It is sending a bearish signal. 
wallstreetbets,"🤡 market. 10 yr down, DXY up, Boomer stable cash index tanking while profit less tech is green","The market has seen a 10 year decline, with the US Dollar Index increasing and the Boomer Stable Cash Index decreasing. Meanwhile, technology stocks with lower profits have seen an increase."
wallstreetbets,"Pay rent, make extra cash at Wendy’s dumpster for 0dte",Earn extra income by working at Wendy's or paying rent.
wallstreetbets,"which shoe will drop first: Regional Banks or UBS bad bank U cannot stop a tsunami,,,,all confidence is gone...apes are afraid of losing 75.10 dollars deposit","Which financial institution will experience the most significant impact first: regional banks or UBS's bad bank? No one can predict the full extent of the effects of a major event, and all stakeholders may be feeling uncertain. There is a fear of losing a 75.10 dollar deposit."
wallstreetbets,Janet Yellen bouta give FRC infinite money,Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen is expected to provide the Federal Reserve with additional funding.
wallstreetbets,"Everyone was saying Discount, you’ll be rich.","People were saying that if you take advantage of discounts, you could become wealthy."
wallstreetbets,Almost time to yolo into recession proof consumer staples.,It is almost time to invest in recession-proof consumer staples. 
wallstreetbets,Lmaoooooooo this sub truly is regarded… bro said 3 weeks ago and forgot to erase purchase date,"This subreddit has been around for a few weeks, and it seems to have gained some recognition. Someone mentioned it a few weeks ago and forgot to remove the purchase date."
wallstreetbets,Already sold. Bought some GS puts for 3/24 - 290 strike price.,The purchase of GS puts with a strike price of 290 for the expiration date of 3/24 has been completed.
wallstreetbets,Anthony “fat cuck” Noto ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787),Anthony Noto ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)
wallstreetbets,Lol bears you didn’t predict the flight to safety from banks to 100 PE tech stocks and internet coins? Lul better luck next time,"It appears that the recent market shift has seen investors move away from traditional banking stocks and towards technology stocks and digital currencies. Unfortunately, it seems that this shift was not anticipated. Better luck predicting the market next time."
wallstreetbets,TSLA getting thrown around like piper Perri,"Tesla is being discussed frequently, similar to the way Piper Perri is."
wallstreetbets,So shoild they just have let multiple bank runs and failures happen last week ?,Should financial institutions have taken measures to prevent bank runs and failures last week?
wallstreetbets,Whoever bought black rock puts a month ago is rich,Whoever purchased Black Rock a month ago is now in a fortunate position.
wallstreetbets,By selling covered calls and becoming a beta theta gang member.,By engaging in covered call selling and joining a beta theta group.
wallstreetbets,Is Nvda pumping because of their 10 cent dividend that’s issued today?,Has Nvda's stock price been affected by the 10 cent dividend that was issued today?
wallstreetbets,If not bull on credit suisse then everything.,"If not relying on credit from Credit Suisse, then all other options should be considered. "
wallstreetbets,Biden said cooler cpi report for next week 🐻fuk,Biden stated that the Consumer Price Index report for the upcoming week will be cooler.
wallstreetbets,Bears ded the last time now bears were still ded with the bulls lol,"The last time, both the Bears and the Bulls were not successful."
wallstreetbets,Simple vice dont talk to these stupid ass dumbos,Avoid engaging in conversations with people who are not respectful. 
wallstreetbets,"But Brooooo, It’s transitory.. let’s send billions more to Ukraine though! Lefty logic makey sensy of mathematics","The idea of sending billions of dollars to Ukraine has been proposed, but it is a transitory solution. Some people argue that it makes sense from a mathematical perspective."
wallstreetbets,Recession canceled you Regards….market oversold Puts for next couple weeks….only way is up,"The market has been oversold in recent weeks, and it appears that the recession has been put on hold. It is uncertain what the next few weeks will bring, but there is hope that the market will improve."
wallstreetbets,You buds playing pga2k23 or nah?,Are you guys playing PGA2K23 or not?
wallstreetbets,Already faded ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641),Already diminished.
wallstreetbets,I have default credit swaps do I get a bailout,Do I qualify for a bailout if I have defaulted on credit swaps?
wallstreetbets,TSLA trying to swing it’s little boner around,TSLA is attempting to make a move in the market.
wallstreetbets,"Freudian slip, he said we spent!!!",He said that we had spent a lot of time together.
wallstreetbets,"Bed bags and beyond making new all time lows, 1992 IPO investors in **shambles**","Bed Bath and Beyond has seen its stock prices reach new lows, leaving 1992 IPO investors in a difficult situation."
wallstreetbets,Think me and Apple music gonna get fucked up tn,I think I'm going to have a great time with Apple Music.
wallstreetbets,Why would you short apple? At least short something that legitimately sucks like abnb or doordash,What are the potential benefits of shorting a stock such as Apple? Are there other stocks that may be more suitable for shorting?
wallstreetbets,Chat GPT might be right about Mar 15th crash,It has been suggested that the stock market could experience a crash on March 15th.
wallstreetbets,Oh shit here we go again. This bearhunter bot lost its automod reply buls r fuk,"Oh no, here we go again. This bearhunter bot seems to have lost its automated response capabilities."
wallstreetbets,"“Space man boring, AI chatbots interesting ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)” * Elon’s worst fear","""Space exploration can be exciting, and AI chatbots can be fascinating. Technology can offer many possibilities."""
wallstreetbets,Nflx $317.5 c 3/17 printing?,Netflix's stock price was $317.5 as of March 17th. Is there a new printing?
wallstreetbets,Ryan Cohen save meeeeeee^(eeeeee),"Ryan Cohen, please help me. "
wallstreetbets,Hyperinflation’s back on the menu boys,Inflation is once again a topic of discussion.
wallstreetbets,in oklahoma there are drive thrus for everything,"In Oklahoma, there are many places that offer drive-thru services."
wallstreetbets,Government always gets its paper ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637),"Government entities often have a lot of paperwork to manage.|Government entities often have a lot of paperwork to manage, which can be a daunting task."
wallstreetbets,100k volume on the 180p TSLA FDs lol. = 10m shares notional,"There was a trading volume of 100,000 on the 180p Tesla Financial Derivatives (FDs). This equates to 10 million shares in notional value."
wallstreetbets,Don’t want to clog forum with my si short squeeze how can we coordinate one?,Is there a way to coordinate a short squeeze without clogging up the forum?
wallstreetbets,Yeah. It hasn’t. Lol 2008 my ass,It appears that the situation has not changed. It is difficult to say when it will change.
wallstreetbets,And now the market moves lower after fucking the puts,The market has shifted downward after the puts were traded. 
wallstreetbets,Concern for ber now ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787),Take care of them now! Here is an image to express the sentiment.
wallstreetbets,Your mistake was buying 0dte to begin with,It may have been a mistake to purchase 0dte initially.
wallstreetbets,The last line! 🤣 All the Elon simps felt it probably.,The final statement was humorous! Many people had a strong reaction to it.
wallstreetbets,Taking turns to escalate the psycho level I like it 👏,Taking turns to increase the intensity level I like it 👏
wallstreetbets,cornpitulation ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260),"Here is some text: computation! Here is an image: ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260) Here is a rewrite of the text, which is more neutral: Computation! Here is an image: ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4260)"
wallstreetbets,Sweet! Plus that extra surcharge for bmw owners turn signal lights,There is an additional fee for BMW owners for their turn signal lights.
wallstreetbets,0dte spx or /es options you can be down 50% before you even fill out a limit sell,"Investing in 0dte spx or /es options can be risky, as you may experience a 50% loss before you can execute a limit sell."
wallstreetbets,How is it misinformation? That screenshot literally says SVB securities.,What is the context of the screenshot that mentions SVB Securities? How could it be considered misinformation?
wallstreetbets,My 0dte puts went brrrr but then I exited too early,"My trading moves did not go as expected, but I exited the market prematurely."
wallstreetbets,Maybe banks are fun ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787),Maybe banks can be interesting.
wallstreetbets,I don’t know why I ever short apple,I am uncertain as to why I ever chose to invest in Apple.
wallstreetbets,Tesla calls will go brrrrrrrrr Monday,It is expected that Tesla stock will experience a surge in activity on Monday.
wallstreetbets,"390 won’t even be close, bulls can laugh now but you’re all fuk","It looks like 390 won't be close to the goal. The Bulls can be happy now, but it's not a sure thing."
wallstreetbets,I’m jacked to the tits!!!,I'm feeling very excited!
wallstreetbets,402.70 quad bottom is almost as strong as that 404 quintuple top lmao,The 402.70 quad bottom is almost as strong as the 404 quintuple top.
wallstreetbets,Bers malding ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641),"Here is some text: Hey there! Here is a rewrite of the text, which is more neutral: Hi there!"
wallstreetbets,What the PAWGs doin’? 👀,What are the people doing?
wallstreetbets,Bet ![img](emote|t5_2th52|29637),Bet Here is an expression.
wallstreetbets,Short companies with female CEOs ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271),Companies led by female CEOs are often shorter in duration than those led by male CEOs. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)
wallstreetbets,![img](emote|t5_2th52|18632)big dong incoming run,"A large object is approaching, please take caution."
wallstreetbets,This isn’t very sour ![img](emote|t5_2th52|18630),This isn't very strong.
wallstreetbets,Fed: will let the market decide rate hike Market ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276) Fed higher for longer it is,The Federal Reserve has indicated that they will allow the market to determine when a rate hike should occur. It is expected that the Federal Reserve will maintain higher rates for an extended period of time.
wallstreetbets,Yeah the comments weren’t really reading like people understood that lol,The comments did not appear to indicate that people had a clear understanding of the situation. 
wallstreetbets,Placing a Put debit spread order in just in case it decides to delusion pump before I get up.,I am placing a Put debit spread order in case the market moves unexpectedly before I wake up.
wallstreetbets,Only way you’re making space cash with this stock is if Babyfart McGeezacks owns the company,Only way to make money with this stock is if Babyfart McGeezacks owns the company.
wallstreetbets,Swiss Gov speaking at 19:30 local. Eyes glued on swaps. Futes will open on this,"At 19:30 local time, the Swiss government will be delivering a speech. Attention is focused on interest rate swaps. The futures market will be opening in response to this."
wallstreetbets,Narrator: “they suspended it”,The suspension was enacted.
wallstreetbets,"Clifford, bend nvidia over and make it ur b¡tch","Clifford, take control of the Nvidia situation and make it work for you."
wallstreetbets,"you nerds and your 'options' missing the real boat ride with reddit jpegs, the REAL recession proof asset","You and your choices may be missing out on the real boat ride with Reddit JPEGs, a potentially recession-proof asset."
wallstreetbets,He was backstopped in a salacious backwardation room while watching people dance the contaigo,He was in a room where people were dancing the contaigo while being observed.
wallstreetbets,Wait wasn’t the funds target 6% before? 5.49%? Did they literally pivot? Omfg bulls are DEAD,It appears that the target for funds has changed from 6% to 5.49%. Has there been a shift in strategy? It will be interesting to see how this affects the market.
wallstreetbets,"AMC/APE voting approved yesterday, when is the stock merge and RP is expected to happen ?","Yesterday, a vote was held regarding AMC/APE and the results were approved. When is the stock merge and RP expected to take place?"
wallstreetbets,Imagine believing they’ll cook it so “puts don’t print” ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4641),They will prepare it so that it won't be printed.
wallstreetbets,You guys listening to fastball and playing pga 2k23 or nah?,Are you guys listening to Fastball and playing PGA 2K23 or not?
wallstreetbets,"Prop these stocks up retail, Im so close to selling into this","Invest in these retail stocks, I'm almost ready to make a sale."
wallstreetbets,Meta has mental problems ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267),Meta is experiencing mental health issues ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)
wallstreetbets,Yet not guaranteed. Gap down looking less likely. Let us let Europeans decide.,It is uncertain whether a gap down is likely or not. The decision should be left to the Europeans.
wallstreetbets,If .50bps print by Europe sends markets mooning then .75bps is a big YES! Send it souring ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787),"If Europe prints a rate of .50bps, then the markets may react positively. A rate of .75bps could have a larger impact, potentially causing the markets to move significantly."
wallstreetbets,spy hasnt droped or reverse one time since open whyyyyy 3 days ina row stright up like who would buy at this level,"The stock has not declined or reversed since it opened, which has been the case for three consecutive days. It is unclear why the stock has not dropped in value."
wallstreetbets,I have weeklys I’m holding over the weekend,I will be keeping busy over the weekend with my weekly tasks. 
wallstreetbets,I’m going to bed she needs love,They are going to bed. They need love.
wallstreetbets,Tesla was on momentum and trend line. Bullish,Tesla's stock was performing well and following a positive trend. Investors had a positive outlook.
wallstreetbets,Cap One 360 savings is doing 3.4%,"A financial institution, Cap One 360 savings, is offering an interest rate of 3.4%."
wallstreetbets,77 is ab to be the high where I live 😎,The temperature is often quite high where I live.
wallstreetbets,"'82 human here, I leak a little as well","A person is here, and they may have some information to share."
wallstreetbets,White swan event: corn to 100k+ on the banking crisis,"The White Swan event: The banking crisis saw a rise in corn prices to over 100,000."
wallstreetbets,"That’s fed futures, equities especially tech have been pricing in a pause along with bonds until most recently.","Recent market movements suggest that futures, equities, particularly those in the tech sector, have been expecting a period of stagnation, along with bonds, until recently. "
wallstreetbets,Those 2 5min candles right at 3pm today were absolute bear killers. Pigs got slaughtered today woah,The two 5-minute candles that occurred at 3pm today had a significant impact on the market. There was a notable shift in the market today.
wallstreetbets,"Reminder from Jan. 30…. Blackberry $BB IV surge with 20,000 March $5 calls bought $0.21 offer sweeps","On January 30th, there was a surge in Blackberry (BB) IV with 20,000 March $5 calls bought at an offer price of $0.21 sweeps."
wallstreetbets,I’m taking my 20 dollars out immediately,I'm withdrawing my twenty dollars right away.
wallstreetbets,Wait these mfers are still buying every single drop ?,Are people still buying every single release?
wallstreetbets,This thunderstorm better not be fuggin w the internet today,I hope this thunderstorm doesn't interfere with the internet today.
wallstreetbets,Damn it futures.. blew the fuck out of my account on that dip before reversing up hard,"Oh no, the futures market really took a toll on my account during that dip before it reversed and went back up."
wallstreetbets,isn’t his office already in California?,Doesn't his office already exist in California?
wallstreetbets,If the USD/Euro burns the world burns. Gl hf.,"If the USD/Euro exchange rate experiences a significant change, it could have a global impact. Good luck and have fun."
wallstreetbets,Lol does VM have to jump in against me too,Do you feel that VM needs to join in the conversation against you?
wallstreetbets,"movie exec counting cash: But, you did see it.","The movie executive was counting money, and they remarked, ""You did see it."""
worldnews,Andddddd watch this treatment completely disappear mysteriously,And observe this treatment vanish suddenly.
worldnews,>Mexico is so unsafe Like America schools lol,"Mexico has a reputation for being unsafe, but there are similarities between the safety of schools in Mexico and those in America."
worldnews,Nice FU to pootin but crappy film nonetheless,This film was not well-received by many viewers.
worldnews,History be *rolling* McFucking *Rollface*,History be rolling Rollface History is progressing.
worldnews,The nuclear collision is clearly the depleted uranium rounds opening ruzzian tanks like popcans,"The impact of the nuclear rounds was evident, as they were able to penetrate Russian tanks with ease."
worldnews,On that guy's CV probably - _Prior experience : Pirated copy of Command & Conquer_,"On that person's CV, there was likely a mention of prior experience with a game similar to Command & Conquer."
worldnews,Chinese made assault rifles & body armor sounds desperate,"Military-grade weapons and body armor produced in China are being used in some areas, suggesting a need for increased security."
worldnews,Just sucking demons out of sisters boyfriend through nature’s straw I guess.,"Just taking away negative influences from a sibling's partner through natural means, I suppose."
worldnews,Same things about when USA invade others countries 😏,The United States has been involved in military operations in other countries in the past.
worldnews,>Obama made ISIS I head this one before.,Former President Barack Obama was instrumental in the fight against the Islamic State (ISIS). He implemented policies and strategies that helped to weaken the terrorist organization and ultimately led to its decline.
worldnews,“You’re soon’ just fine with two”,“Everything will be alright with two.”
worldnews,> Biking everywhere is ~~lit~~ shit tho FTFY,Biking everywhere is great.
worldnews,USA has massive ties to China you knob hole.,The United States and China have strong connections with each other.
worldnews,Becomming a gashub for europe to deliver ruzzian gas,Becoming a hub for Europe to deliver Russian gas
worldnews,Pretty hard finding men in afghanistan who ARENT religious extremists,It can be difficult to find men in Afghanistan who are not religious extremists.
worldnews,Don’t you dare talk down on my Inept class submarines,Do not criticize my Inept class submarines.
worldnews,2014 crimea invasion and russian involvement in Donetsk.,"In 2014, there was an event involving the Russian military in Crimea and Donetsk. This event has been widely discussed and debated."
worldnews,TLDR SU-35s give Russia increased dominance,"The Russian military has recently acquired a number of SU-35 fighter jets, which may give them increased dominance in the region."
worldnews,Russia does realize they’re like literally invading the entire country right?,Some have suggested that Russia is taking a more active role in the country. Others have raised concerns about the extent of this involvement.
worldnews,"Humans: Better escalate ww3 for species purge. Earth: Naw fam, plague inbound.",Humans and Earth could both benefit from finding a peaceful solution to the current situation. Both sides should strive to find a way to work together for the betterment of all.
worldnews,"China can bring a map to the talks, show ruzzia internationally recognized boarders.","China can bring a map to the talks, displaying internationally recognized borders between China and Russia."
worldnews,Irans people says viva la revolution the new chapter.,The people of Iran have expressed their support for a new chapter of revolution.
worldnews,Not anti Vax here but goddamnit not another one,"I'm not taking a stance on the anti-vax movement, but I'm feeling frustrated that there is yet another one."
worldnews,The number responses will bring the web site server diwnt,The number of responses will affect the web server's performance.
worldnews,They have what like 140+ mill. They’ll find abled people to throw at the meat fodder,They possess a large sum of money. They will seek out capable individuals to use for their purposes.
worldnews,Steven Seagull presents: Tiktok squadron reloaded,Steven Seagull presents: Tiktok Squadron Reloaded Steven Seagull introduces the latest version of Tiktok Squadron.
worldnews,The idiots also use the stereotypical dumbass viking helmet WITH horns…,The individuals also use the traditional viking helmet WITH horns…
worldnews,"You used drones inside Ukraine, fuckin hypocrites.","It has been reported that drones were used inside Ukraine, which has raised some questions about the situation."
worldnews,Who smells like freaking porpoise hork!?,Who has an unusual smell?
worldnews,Is Simi pro sports feeding the entertainment industry any different ?,How is Simi pro sports impacting the entertainment industry?
worldnews,Metformins weight loss is from the constant diarrhea.,"Metformin has been linked to weight loss, which may be due to its side effect of diarrhea."
worldnews,Have they tried asking them nicely to “stop multiplying”?,"Have they attempted to politely request that they ""cease multiplying""?"
worldnews,Pooh help with Ukraine and Poo10 help with Taiwan?,What assistance is being provided to Ukraine and Taiwan?
worldnews,Let’s hope they send some for field testing,Let's see if they can provide some for field testing.
worldnews,And upholding a very different Japanese culture that foreign people aren’t really capable to adapting to,"Upholding a culture that is distinct from many other cultures, Japanese culture can be difficult for those unfamiliar with it to adapt to."
worldnews,I dunno. Grenades and vodka ignite passions.,I'm not sure. Combining grenades and vodka can be a powerful combination.
worldnews,"Well, just fucking leave, nonpolitics required.",It looks like it's time for you to go. No politics necessary.
worldnews,> terrible compensation Americans make more money on average.,Americans have higher average incomes than many other countries.
worldnews,"Unfortunately maybe not, due to facts that china kept veto and refuse WHO to enter into china and conduct investigation on that since mids 2021","It is uncertain whether the World Health Organization (WHO) will be able to enter China and conduct an investigation, as China has vetoed and refused the organization's request to do so since mid-2021."
worldnews,Space nukes? pull one off 500 km above London,What would be the implications of launching a nuclear weapon from space at a distance of 500 kilometers above London?
worldnews,"Polish diplomats hearing a tap on the north facing window: ""Discount Gripens!""","Diplomats from Poland heard a tapping sound coming from the north facing window, with a voice saying: ""Discount Gripens!"""
worldnews,"So just wait 3 year when factory will be build, + 2 years for 600 tank. And Ukraine win?)","In approximately five years, a factory is expected to be built, with an additional two years for the production of 600 tanks. It is yet to be seen if Ukraine will be successful in this endeavor."
worldnews,Don’t overlook rabid ethnonationalism.,Be aware of the potential for extreme nationalism based on ethnicity.
worldnews,"Agitation at present, not war - yet - hopefully never..","There is currently a heightened state of activity, but not war - at least not yet. It is hoped that war will never come."
worldnews,It’s gonna be ww3 vs China and ruzzia soon.,There is speculation that a potential conflict between certain countries may arise in the near future.
worldnews,With ChatGPT 4 I think most people are dumber haha,I believe ChatGPT 4 has the potential to help people in many ways. It can be a useful tool for learning and understanding new concepts.
worldnews,Russia are getting overly ambitious They should focus on losing in Ukraine before they try losing in moldova,Russia has been displaying increased ambition in recent times. It would be wise for them to focus on resolving the situation in Ukraine before attempting to address any issues in Moldova.
worldnews,Steven Segals first wife in Japan said the person mo ignoring his back belt test fell asleep during it and gave him the belt anyway.,"Steven Segals' first wife in Japan reported that the individual who was taking his back belt test fell asleep during the assessment, yet still awarded him the belt."
worldnews,Which is why they’re now extinct.,"They are no longer around, which is why they are extinct."
worldnews,No because we usually eat our mici and sarmale more than pasta,We typically consume mici and sarmale more often than pasta.
worldnews,So they are what then? Israeli’s? With voting rights etc?,Are they Israeli citizens with voting rights?
worldnews,So potato and vodka for duct tape pew-pews.,Potatoes and vodka can be used to make duct tape pew-pews.
worldnews,">“I hate sand…” ""I hate ~~sand~~ losing pod races""","""I don't particularly enjoy sand or losing pod races."""
worldnews,"Sometimes I just feel puzzled in the age of information war why some suddenly decide to ""play fair"" This has such strong smell of James Comeys pre election email statement fucking useless and only unintentionally misdirected the public.","In the age of information warfare, it can be puzzling to see some people choose to ""play fair."" This can be reminiscent of James Comey's pre-election email statement, which may have unintentionally misled the public."
worldnews,You call not stealing public funds for a personal grid upgrade generous? You are brain broken.,"You may not consider using public funds for a personal grid upgrade to be generous. However, others may have a different opinion."
worldnews,Cocaine Bear II: Hipponosis.,Cocaine Bear II: Hipponosis is a sequel to the original Cocaine Bear story.
worldnews,Just wait till Putins attempts to annex Thailand to save the Russians there.,Reports suggest that Russian President Vladimir Putin may be considering taking action to protect the Russian population in Thailand. It is unclear what form this action may take.
worldnews,Learnin'?! Not in my God™ dang kuntree!,Learning? Not in my country!
worldnews,You can only dilute so much until it’s pollution forever!!!,You can only reduce the concentration of something so much until it is no longer considered safe.
worldnews,They weren’t concerned about the tainted Jewish blood polluting their superior race?,They weren't concerned about the potential impact of Jewish ancestry on their own lineage?
worldnews,"You dont know shit. I live in Hungary and the case is very different , tHeY HaVe cUsTom earrings why does this make her Orban’s puppy ?????","You may not be aware of the situation. I live in Hungary and the circumstances are quite different. They have custom earrings, which may make her appear to be a supporter of Prime Minister Orban."
worldnews,Naw even the Russians generally are smarter that the GOP,Even the Russians are generally considered to be more intelligent than the GOP.
worldnews,"Agree, even ended friendships because of that shit",It is unfortunate that even ended friendships have resulted from this situation.
worldnews,"""we bombed an airport to prevent terrorism"" + not addressing the apartheid state allegations = opinion disregarded","We took action at an airport to reduce the risk of terrorism, while not addressing the allegations of an apartheid state."
worldnews,Cause SK has shitty and poor pension and social programs to help elderly despite being an affluent nation.,"SK has pension and social programs that are not as comprehensive as those of other affluent nations, which can make it difficult for elderly citizens to receive the support they need."
worldnews,"Cool flag bro, be a shame if somebody shot it down","That's an interesting flag, it would be a shame if something happened to it."
worldnews,Does NK even have 800k healthy people with the way Covid and Malnutrition have ravaged their population?,"What is the current state of health in North Korea, considering the effects of Covid-19 and malnutrition on the population?"
worldnews,"And receive goodies in kind, now, from richer NATO countries.",Receive assistance from NATO countries with greater resources.
worldnews,They’ll be underwater in a minute.,They will be submerged in a short amount of time.
worldnews,T-72 < Tractor < Challenger 2,"The T-72, a tractor, and the Challenger 2 are three different types of vehicles."
worldnews,"Lol no, stealthing means wearing protection during intercourse but removing it without telling.","Using protection during intercourse is referred to as 'stealthing'. This involves wearing a form of protection, such as a condom, but then removing it without informing the other person."
worldnews,">we lived say 200yrs Nope, cuz whatever bad happened 300 yrs ago will be repeated.","It has been roughly 200 years since a certain event occurred, and some people believe that the same thing could happen again."
worldnews,"That website is cancer, with glitched ads preventing any reading.","That website is not ideal, with ads that can be disruptive to the user experience."
worldnews,4 was the goat. We don’t talk about AH,Four was the animal. We don't discuss the topic.
worldnews,are there little ones for their dicks to?,Are there small items for their needs?
worldnews,And Russia will defile the corpse purely out of spite assuming they flat out just dont dump or cremate it,"Russia may take certain measures with regards to the corpse, out of a sense of spite, such as not dumping or cremating it."
worldnews,">Grow up! OK, boss! lol","It's time to move on. Alright, let's do it."
worldnews,Britishers yet again. Bring them on table for tea,People from Britain are once again invited to join for tea. 
worldnews,Again…there’s nothing in the law that says it. A fake nickname = \ = policy,"There is no legal requirement for a person to use a fake nickname. However, some organizations may have a policy in place that requires the use of a fake nickname."
worldnews,Sounds like a normal business they also calculate attrition. Weird.,It appears to be a typical business; they also appear to track attrition.
worldnews,Waiting to hear the absolute screaming shit-fit coming from Pyongyang shortly.,It is expected that there will be a strong reaction from Pyongyang soon.
worldnews,Holy shit… y’all assholes made a Canadian unapologetic…you filthy animals!,"Wow, you guys have really done something amazing! You have made a Canadian unapologetic. You are quite impressive!"
worldnews,Irronically very accurate. Young and stupid. But not malisious in any way,Accurately very precise. Youthful and naive. But not intentionally harmful in any way.
worldnews,"Maybe Israel realizes Bibi HAS TO get Jail Time, the corruption is that bad.",It is possible that Israel is aware that Prime Minister Bibi may face legal consequences due to the severity of the alleged corruption.
worldnews,Something about dictators being the very image of fragile ego.,Leaders who hold absolute power can often be seen as having a fragile ego.
worldnews,NHS is already 6ft under so yeah the UK Would be shafted.,"The National Health Service in the UK is facing significant challenges. If these challenges are not addressed, the UK could be adversely affected."
worldnews,"“The access code? Yeah it’s E, A, T….M, E.” Michael Wincott","The access code? Yeah, it's E, A, T, M, E. -Michael Wincott "
worldnews,Lol why is England in there with Saudi etc?,What is the reason for England being included in the same group as Saudi Arabia?
worldnews,"This Putin guy, acting like a real bitch rn ngl","This Putin individual, acting in a manner that is not typically accepted as polite currently, to be honest."
worldnews,so the timeline looks like this? Sweden joins Nato Russia Attacks Sweden Article 5 is now invoked Nato join the fight directly Moscow becomes a parking lot in 3 hrs top so.... not much of a threat,"Sweden has joined NATO. In response, Russia has launched an attack on Sweden, invoking Article 5 of the NATO charter. NATO has responded by joining the fight directly, and Moscow is expected to become a parking lot in three hours. Despite this, the threat does not appear to be too severe."
worldnews,Lol.. modi. Fanbois & his staunch critiques both agree that the election process is still pretty good.,"Many people have different opinions about the election process, but most agree that it is still functioning well."
worldnews,and better healthcare the next day if reelected /s,"If reelected, the next day will bring potential improvements to healthcare."
worldnews,"Also tank personnel, fuel supplies, logistic lines.","Personnel associated with tanks, fuel resources, and logistical support are all necessary components. "
worldnews,Lol circular logic. I guess the US should just occupy them perpetually now eh?,It appears that the current situation has created a cycle of events. It is unclear what the best course of action is to break this cycle.
worldnews,"""focus on poverty"" thousands of Ukrainians left without a home.....","Thousands of Ukrainians have been displaced from their homes due to various circumstances, with poverty being one of the major factors."
worldnews,Invade maybe isn’t the right word there? Reclaim maybe?,Invade may not be the best choice of words. Perhaps 'reclaim' would be more appropriate?
worldnews,It’s a me! Mario’s Howitzer.,"Hello, I am Mario's Howitzer."
worldnews,It’s 200 combined isn’t it?,Is it two hundred in total?
worldnews,"> more strategically important lives Seriously, if it were a nation like Iran or Pakistan I understand refusing aid, but Turkey doesn't fund literal terrorists","It is important to consider the strategic implications of providing aid to certain nations. In the case of Turkey, it may be beneficial to provide assistance, as it does not fund terrorist activities. However, when it comes to countries such as Iran or Pakistan, it may be more prudent to refuse aid."
worldnews,Same sad copy paste reply when you got nothing to say.,No response when you don't have anything to say.
worldnews,"I’m sorry what???? 😯 I love chicken nuggies,","I'm sorry, could you please repeat that? I really enjoy eating chicken nuggets."
worldnews,ohhhh guy was in the wrong lobby got it,Person was in the wrong area and realized it.
worldnews,Facepalm and how much of emissions were offshored past decade.... Oki,"In the past decade, what percentage of emissions have been offshored?"
worldnews,"~~For Visas, not for visitors/tourists~~ Edit NM I read too fast","For visa applications, not for visitors/tourists."
worldnews,Ha! You’ll never get through the fortified IKEA furniture border wall.,It may be difficult to get through the fortified IKEA furniture border wall.
worldnews,Its pretty obvious the Mexican Federal government has no real control what’s he on about,It appears that the Mexican Federal government has limited control over certain matters. What is the speaker referring to?
worldnews,"Damn Orban, usually dick sucking begins *after* you get sent to prison, not before…","It appears that Orban has taken a course of action that is not widely accepted. It is usually expected that certain activities take place after a person is sent to prison, not before."
worldnews,Yeah what's the prize for intercepting off flightradar24?,What is the reward for tracking an aircraft on Flightradar24?
worldnews,Did 65-80 for around 3 months... You burn out and become barley productive. Dont forget the terrible mood you get.,"I worked for a period of three months at a rate of 65-80 hours per week. After a while, I found that my productivity had decreased and I was feeling exhausted and irritable."
worldnews,Doubt they got the manpower to farm and harvest even if it’s safe to farm in east Ukraine,"It is uncertain whether there is enough personnel to farm and harvest in east Ukraine, even if it is safe to do so."
worldnews,"They literally confirmed Chinese drone parts, guns, and armours used by the Russians…","It was reported that Chinese drone parts, guns, and armours were being used by the Russians."
worldnews,Five episode show with six episodes. Ah...the classic play... What?,"This show has five episodes, but six episodes have been released. This is a classic play."
worldnews,I’m sure there will be another warning lol,It is likely that there will be another warning.
worldnews,Covid was probably a Russian weapon.. and this guy knew they were researching a vaccine beforehand,"Reports have suggested that Covid-19 may have originated from a laboratory in Russia. Prior to the outbreak, there had been research into a potential vaccine for the virus."
worldnews,Russians attacking Russia = Russia nukes Russia?,"The potential for a conflict between Russia and itself has been raised, with some speculating that it could lead to a nuclear confrontation. However, it is unclear whether this is a realistic possibility or not."
worldnews,The collective western countries who are supporting and therefore in the war.,A number of western countries are involved in the conflict.
worldnews,"""After carefully considering the facts, we blame the Wagner massacre of African civilians solely on Ukraine."" \~ANC spokesperson","After examining the evidence, it appears that the Wagner massacre of African civilians was the result of actions taken by Ukraine. ~ANC spokesperson"
worldnews,If they lose crimea this will be impossible.,"If Crimea's status is altered, this could have an impact on the situation."
worldnews,On the contrary they miss interpret the good things that the the Russia wanna show to us.,Some people may misinterpret the positive intentions that Russia wishes to demonstrate.
worldnews,Watch the only thing 100% automated be a fascist corporate military while everyone is a literal wage slave living in corporate rental homes.,"Observe the only thing that is completely automated by a corporate military, while people are employed for wages and living in corporate-owned housing."
worldnews,Even more humorous is that they renamed the street the British embassy sits on Bobby Sands Avenue,The street on which the British embassy is located was given a new name; Bobby Sands Avenue.
worldnews,They'd need to name a different historically famous Khan to really mess with China,They would need to name a different famous Khan from history to really cause confusion in China.
worldnews,Is this a new thing (after Austalia)? The new balloon gate?,Has there been a new development in Australia recently? Is there a new balloon gate that has been introduced?
worldnews,That’s just the Abrams I believe- the Leaopard 2s and challengers are already arriving from what I’ve seen- and so are the Bradleys,That’s just the Abrams I understand- reports indicate that the Leaopard 2s and challengers have already been delivered- and the Bradleys are also arriving.
worldnews,"Yeah, I have Reynauds so cold physically hurts me. I’d last a week them be f this I’m out.","I have Reynaud's, which makes me very sensitive to cold temperatures. It can be quite uncomfortable. If I were to be exposed to cold temperatures for a long period of time, I would not be able to handle it."
worldnews,"Well our far right party is so far up russians arse, you could nuke Vienna and they still lick Putins boots","Our far right party has a strong relationship with Russia, and they are very supportive of the actions taken by President Putin. Despite this, there is still a great deal of disagreement between the two countries, and some have expressed concern over the closeness of the relationship."
worldnews,Twenty pages? Either of those two alarming photos of desperate people in the news item is enough. The 200 people can cancel their flights and save the carbon ffs.,Approximately twenty pages? Both of the photos in the news item depict people in desperate situations. Two hundred people have the option to cancel their flights and reduce their carbon footprint.
worldnews,How many scientists helped develop sputnik V?,How many people were involved in the development of Sputnik V?
worldnews,"I mean, EU let in Poland so they clearly accept religious authoritarians.","The European Union has allowed Poland to join, which has been seen as an acceptance of religious authoritarianism by some."
worldnews,They also violated Turkish Airspace...until their pilot **D I E D.** Didn't try that shit again.,They also entered Turkish Airspace...until their pilot passed away. They did not attempt to do the same thing again.
worldnews,You know its cutting edge tech when it's rank V in War Thunder,It is considered to be advanced technology when it is rated V in War Thunder.
worldnews,and yet multiple mega corps making record profits especially after they were given even more tax cuts by macrons government. Hmm I wonder why people are mad.,"Many large companies have seen record profits recently, particularly after receiving additional tax cuts from the government. This has caused some people to express their dissatisfaction."
worldnews,Germany already beat Russia in a 2 front war in 1917.,"In 1917, Germany and Russia engaged in a two-front war, with Germany emerging as the victor."
worldnews,Cyberi bots are heavily downvoting this post,This post has received a significant amount of downvotes from Cyberi bots.
worldnews,Putin likes when his dogs are busy fighting each other…. Then they aren’t eyeing their master.,"The dogs of Putin often engage in play-fighting with each other, which keeps them occupied and away from their master."
worldnews,Then North Korea’s “don’t forget about us!” pew pew fits.,North Korea has reminded the world of its presence with a series of actions.
worldnews,"Feels like Ukraine conflict coming to a close and military business needs new ""ventures""","It appears that the Ukraine conflict is nearing its end, and military operations are looking for new opportunities."
worldnews,👀 look both ways before you cross me I tell you. Loooooooooook boooooooth waaaaaays They are about to level Europe,"Before crossing, it is important to take a moment to look both ways. It is important to be aware of your surroundings before making any decisions. There are potential changes happening in Europe that should be taken into consideration."
worldnews,He’s the Anti-Avatar!,He is an individual who is the opposite of an Avatar.
worldnews,Oh you mean the ‘Conspiracy’ by a group of people cooking something up ? Especially in Eastern Europe being especially historically antisemitism …,"Oh you mean the 'rumors' that have been circulating about a group of people possibly working together? Especially in Eastern Europe, which has a long history of prejudice and discrimination?"
worldnews,sir this is a wendy’s,This is a location that is known as Wendy's.
worldnews,"Sorry for having a view, Mr Chairman of UN Security Council lol",The Chairperson of the United Nations Security Council is respectfully acknowledged.
worldnews,that's just a week off to catch hpv,It is just a week until the deadline to obtain HPV protection.
worldnews,‘Achievements Progress- 0/1000 Gamerscore’,Progress towards Achievements: 0/1000 Gamerscore
worldnews,We Indian already given more than 130 billion dollars aids to different government around the world.,India has provided more than 130 billion dollars in aid to various governments around the world.
worldnews,A correction. SK approved the re-export of those Krab SPGs which have korean parts.,SK authorized the re-export of Krab SPGs containing Korean components.
worldnews,>I'd 100% trust US Intelligence Don't see that very often 😃,I would have a high level of confidence in US Intelligence. It is not something that is seen often.
worldnews,Probably the kind where your whole family disappears if your cousin looks remotely similar to a partisan who got face scanned,Your family could be in danger if a relative resembles someone who has been identified by facial recognition technology.
worldnews,I’m starting to think Zapp Branagan had the right idea about filthy neutrals.,I'm starting to consider that Zapp Branagan had a valid point regarding neutral topics.
worldnews,"I was less interested in the belief and more in the science. If it was actually contraception or really (well “abortion pill is a charged word, maybe pregnancy or even more clear fetus ending pill, as whether it’s a pregnancy yet is another definition I need straight).","I was more interested in the science than the belief. If it was actually a form of contraception or a pill that ends a pregnancy, I need more clarity on the definition."