content: Whenever someone uses the words FEMA CAMPS AND MARTIAL LAW it's a good indication that facts and reason aren't going to be effective counterpoints in the discussion. Here's the deal. Obama DOES have a secret plan to use FEMA CAMPS AND MARTIAL LAW, but there is a twist in the story. It's well known that CERN is transporting people from other dimensions to ours. Seriously, it's on the interwebs, so it must be true. But the FEMA CAMPS are not for us. The FEMA CAMPS are for our dopplegangers. It's also a well known fact that Obama IS GOING TO TAKE AWAY OUR GUNS!!! However, this is only because our guns won't work on our dopplegangers. Our bullets are out of phase with their physical reality. Meanwhile, the Obama from the other dimension IS TAKING AWAY THEIR GUNS. Both Obamas are working on an agreement called the Trans-Pacific Partnership which will allow us to trade our guns for their guns. Obama will then reveal he is both Jesus and Santa and return all of our guns, like the Grinch who Stole Kwanza. Only, this time our guns will be in phase with the doppleganger's physiology and we can ENACT MARTIAL LAW and kill them where they stand in the FEMA CAMPS Obama built. That's how you do it.