content: As a former LEO I see a flaw in your Idea.  My experience hath taught me that the vast majority of these assholes you're talking about don't "think" at all before committing crime.  The closest they come to it is an animalistic looking around to see if anybody is watching.  That's about it.  Damn near all the criminal element is more fucking stupid than you could believe.  At the same time, they think they are smart.  The joke's always on them, but they're too fucking stupid to know it.