content: They are the rhinoceros horns of the sea, an aphrodisiac when prepared properly. Recipe:  find brittle star fish. Dry brittle star fish under the sun for no longer than 6 days When dried the shell will have a distinctive odour much like the rotting flesh of a shark’s vagina This smell indicates the animal is now ready to be prepared for ingestion. Step one: fuck yourself for reading this stupid comment Step two: repeat step one Step three: have a nap, you must be exhausted