content: I'm not terribly religious but you have the Joseph and Mary story wrong. They were betrothed when she became pregnant. It would have been a huge scandal and even Joseph had problems dealing with it until angels came to him and told him to have faith. A lot of the stories in the bible are more interesting and compelling when you understand the cultural context of the day. The "turn the other cheek" story actually tells people to make others see you as an equal and involves poop hands! :)