content: Isn't that on tonight? WHAT A COINCIDENCE!  People. It's not UFOs. It's never UFOs. We're the Alabama of the Universe. If anything, a UFO was passing by and saw us as a fit area to dump their extraterrestrial space dookie compartments. Kinda like how we don't give two farts about dumping it over the ocean, cause you know, who gives a shit what the fish think. They're stupid fish, after all.