content: That's the beauty of it, isn't it? His tattoos are of his own mathematical metaphysical discoveries as the most prominent living expert on Field Theory. He's fat because he eats junk since his wife, who cooked for him, died. He spends all his time translating ancient texts, writing about magnetism, light, and fujifilm cameras, and doing these goofy fucking Youtube rants. He's the living embodiment of the Confederacy of Dunces.