content: Ha! Now that's a good one. You can run with that even more and switch out Democrat with shit in other areas of conversation.  "My dog just took a giant Democrat in  your yard, sorry I'll get a rake and shovel."  "I'm sick today, I've got a bug, I've been dropping Democrats constantly."  "Son, that stench we all smell going by this commercial hog lot is the smell of Democrats."  etc.