content: The trick is to put the dynamite in the whale before the hipsters surround it. Then the problem solves itself. Also, don't confuse liberal with progressive. Liberals would be fine with blowing up a dead whale. Fuck it. I'm a Liberal. Find me some dead whale and some dynamite and all blow the fuck out of it. Maybe shoot it with my collection of "assault rifles" the progressives are always crying over. But, yeah, don't alienate the liberals dude. We are probably on your side more often than not.