content: Are you fucking insane? Being harassed by the burger flipping employees? "I'd better get some napkins out, so I can wipe my ass after shitting on the floor, picking it up with my bare hands, and throwing it at someone. I can't walk out of here with a shitty ass- that'd be disgusting!" Going on your ridiculous assumption, that means someone taught this savage that if they are ever "harassed", it's best to take off your pants and shit on the floor. Don't try, idk, "walking away" or "contacting the store manager" or "recording the harassment and contacting a lawyer/police". That'd be crazy.