content: My son, who looks vaguely FN, was walking to the bus stop in the dark when these dudes with flashlights started chasing him. They yelled "Stop! Police!"  He stopped, but as they approached they yelled "you motherfucker! you cocksucker! We're gonna kill you!" So he decided to keep running. He ran across a busy street and past a restaurant where an armed robbery had just taken place. The cops sicked their dog on him. The dog was acting like, I don't know what's going on now, so I'm just going to run beside you nipping at your sleeve to remind you I'm here. Eventually, my son got tired, so he and the dog waited patiently for the K-9 handlers to waddle up. They couldn't understand why their dog wasn't mauling him. They said "What did you do to our dog? Why is he all wet?" My son said, "because he worked up a sweat getting a better run than you ever give him." That's when they got mad and put the cuffs on him and took him to the station.  They took away his $50 can of legal bear spray, let him keep his knife, and never found the 1/4 oz of weed in his backpack secret compartment. When they saw his university ID they decided he was okay and were nice enough to drive him home in less time than it would have taken if he had caught his bus instead of going through the whole ordeal. Meanwhile the armed robber got away. TL;DR the dog was the smartest cop there, but the lowest rank.