content: Bro, you know if it had been a cat in the car, it would have been out of there thirty seconds before you. Fucking cat would have seen the pond coming and been like, "yeah, nope", and found a way to somehow successfully slink out of some crevice it never should have been able to fit through. That cat would leave your ass in the car. Cop: "Mr. Cat, I've heard your story, but you're telling me you sneaked out the crack in the window? That crack is an inch wide, maximum." Cat: "Yeah, so was the crack you left open in your underwear drawer. Are we done here?" Cop: "Mr. Cat, that person is dead." Cat: "Oh you mean the food dispenser...yes, I think I'll be needing assistance with finding another." Cop: ..........