content: I don't think a Satanist can be a conservative. The Devil was cast down into the Abyss (or to Earth, depending on who you ask) because he rebelled against God and refused to obey his laws. Satan was a radical who advocated homosexuality, pedophilia, drugs, booze, sex outside of marriage, abortion, and doing your own thing. That makes him a libtard. You might even call Satan a "progressive."