content: I'm quite sure you don't know what happened to get this asshole all riled up. You can be sure if a baby stroller was involved, he's overreacting.  People expect me to dive jump away when they approach me with shopping carts and such. It's fucking annoying.  Sounds like you're an impatient fuck who thinks everyone in the world is out to get in your way.  I must look like a revolving door.  Or maybe a doormat.