content: I actually feel a little sorry for the author, Brooke Crothers. He wrote an (uninspiring, but otherwise) accurate story.  For some reason, the nearly universal practise in journalism is for a writer to do a story, but then an editor writes the headline. This sometimes leads to cases like this where a brained editor pukes out complete nonsense.  The editor either didn't bother to understand the story, or (I wouldn't be overly surprised) doesn't even comprehend that the headline says something totally different.