content: You know I married at 18 and my dad didn't teach me a damn thing(long story) and once I figured this shit out my life got a fuck ton better. I'm spending my hard earned dollars on this and I fucking expect you to be in the damn moment not on your Fucking phone. I went through 8 years of marriage and finally learned just to put my foot down and all of a sudden life got better home life improved and the sex even got better. Why the fuck didn't anyone tell me sooner?