content: Macs are for people who want to look like theyre part of the in crowd while pretending to work. At the beach 'IM JUST GETTING MY MACBOOK OUT NOW. FOR MY PUBLISHING WORK. BECAUSE IM A FREELANCE JOURNALIST. DONT PAY ANY ATTENTION TO ME AT ALL' At the cafe 'IM JUST GETTING MY MACBOOK OUT NOW. FOR MY PUBLISHING WORK. BECAUSE IM A PROFESSIONAL FOOD CRITIC. DONT PAY ANY ATTENTION TO ME AT ALL' On the train 'IM JUST GETTING MY MACBOOK OUT NOW.....' And yet nothing of any value ever comes from them.