content: You forgot don't use a microwave, don't breathe exhaust fumes from cars, don't breathe the atmosphere that's full of plutonium and cesium from nuclear tests, don't get dental x-rays, don't fly in a plane, don't bathe in tap water, don't eat fish you catch and don't sleep on a mattress. I'm not sure how you do all that. I'm sticking with my american spirit rolling tobacco and waiting on that cancer cure.