content: I used to go to the library all the time as a kid.  Around a decade ago I went to get a book from the local library for a college paper (it wasn't in the school library) and I had some guy tell me that my card was invalid and I couldn't get a new one since I'd moved six months earlier.  I'd had a library card there before that kid was even born.  Fuck libraries and their present day bullshit hoops.