content: How the fuck is Windows 10 "ready to update" when my computer hasn't been connected to the internet in a week? Laptop was last connected to the internet on Sunday.  I've used it every say this week but haven't had internet access with it.  Last night I closed it (sleep mode) and set it aside.  Picked it up just now, it's closed but is hot and the fan is running so its obviously been on.  Open it up and the "ready to update - pick a time" window is up.    I'm in the city, but I don't have any wifi passwords saved for networks near here.