content: Yes. It's strange. My best friend is very smart, and is (in many ways) the exact opposite of an NPC. He's even smart enough to not have used any of his real information (from the get-go, like ~10 years ago) when setting up his account, and continues to not post any serious personal information (just stuff like, pics of his dog or whatever). But that mofo is on facebook constantly. His phone is an IV bag, and it mainlines feed posts directly to his brain. I troll him sometimes, when I know he's not paying attention 'cause he's on his phone: start talking gibberish, "Yeah and then the asshole... just randomly put on these crazy heels and started offering me a lapdance. I was like, 'what the fuck?' but he was super serious. Obviously I ran away. But then he started chasing me with this bat covered in broken glass..." He'll just sit there, scrolling through his phone, "Mmmhmm... yup. Wow, that sucks.... uhhuh..." I just keep making the story crazier and crazier until eventually he's all, "You don't sa— wait, hold up. What are you saying? Who did what?!"