content: Hello fellow goy! Don't you think these "bit coins" seem like a scam? I heard they keep getting hacked. Besides, I saw on the news that people use them to buy drugs and child porn. You don't want your friends to think you're one of those, yeah? And they crash all the time! That's no good. They're too complicated anyway. Let's stick with banks like normal people, where shady criminal stuff isn't going on and you know your money is safe. You don't want to be a nerdy weirdo! :)