content: When I was a teenager I always told myself that I was going to the be the cool old guy who always kept up with the times and technology. I didn't want to be the dad (like my dad) who still asks how to send an attachment on an email. I always wanted to have the latest and greatest.  Now that I have a family and house of my own, my attitude has gone completely the other way. I don't want a smart TV, I don't want a washing machine or garage door opener or blender that I can operate remotely from my phone. I can't trust technology anymore.