content: Ever ride a CRAZY CARPET? A thin sheet of vinyl with holes in it for handles It’s called a CRAZY CARPET because you gotta be full on bonkers to launch yourself down a hill seeking the thrill I’d tell you how I know this but I’m still looking for two missing vertebrae from my lower spine......., no shit ..oh wait found them, they fused together to make one . ...., uhm....something I only tell this because thrill seeking can cause serious damage, long term pain, embarrassment and regret. Still....., life would be boring if we never slid down a hill