content: The modern education system is shit. Hell, the only reason I don't talk like a retard asshole is due to my grandmother. She was a pedantic little cunt; every mistake that I ever uttered was swiftly rejoined with an imperious-sounding correction seemingly tailor-made to embarrass the high holy shit out of me wherever in public we happened to be. In retrospect, proper diction was the only thing she ever did for me that doesn't make me want to set her on fire.