content: I almost sold the Alamo to an Indian telemarketer today. She wanted to buy my house on the cheap so I told her about another property I owned in Texas with a central location in San Antonio that is in need of renovation. After she looked it up she said we don't buy museums and I said I don't care what you do with it once you buy it. She finally got that I was fucking with her and speedily thanked me and wished me a good day. Fucking vultures.