content: "Hipsters" are urbanites who want to look "country". They don't wear plaid shirts and jeans for their utility, it's all about fashion. They don't grow beards because it's cold outside, it's just fashion. They have huge holes in their pants because it's fashion - and regular people would never camp in pants like that because it's stupid. If it's cold enough for touques, it's cold enough to freeze your fucking naked knees.