content: Come on down to Curse braaap Purge Plus! This 1977 Gibson Les Paul will instantly make you play like a genius- but you go deaf and impotent and die on your twenty seventh birthday. Totally worthless! But now thanks to the brap miracle of science we remove the cuuuuurse and give you one psychic telephonic guitar. Just think the music and instantly know how to play it. Making it worth, braap I don't know? A million dollars?