content: Dude. I actually fucking love this (i also didn't even realize that it wasn't a stadium until i read this). Sports are boring as shit. Ya know what's not boring? Ponds. Awesome overhanging trees, little and medium fishes swimming, maybe some ducks. I mean, this probably has like none of those, but it's still better than homoerotic arbitrary ceremonies in the name of indulging our tribalist savage reptilian brain.