content: Account Deleted By User Recently, I've been occasionally popping out of hiding and and scaring/startling my husband. We both find it hilarious. Two days ago, I came home and realized he was in his office with the door open. I decided to take the opportunity to sneak in and scare him. I dropped to the ground in the hallway and slowly and silently army crawled into the room towards his chair. It was hard not to giggle. He was completely oblivious to my presence. I was going to grab his ankle with my bony little hand like the Crypt Keeper and scare the shit out of him. I get within distance and slowly reach my hand out to grab his ankle. Then I realize he's masturbating. I just totally froze and felt a mixture of horror and and panic. I decide to slowly back up and reverse crawl out of the room. Before I can move, he looks down. He looks down and sees his wife on the ground at his feet, not moving, with her hand outstretched to grab his ankle. We just fucking stared at each other. I'm an open book but my husband is very private about sexual matters and has seemed super embarrassed and uncomfortable since this happened. He has been quiet and blushing like a maiden when I try to meet his eye. We haven't talked about it. Should I broach it and apologize? If so, how should I go about it without embarrassing him further? Or should we never speak of it? TL;DR I (31F) failed spectacularly at pranking my husband (33M) and have caused him some embarrassment. Should I try to talk with him about it (how?) or pretend it never happened?