content: NOT A DRILL - SOS Fuck so the whole night I've been having this weird feeling that spiders are crawling on me. Like on me arm and body. Of course I looked and couldint find anything BUT it seem like my hairs were moving as if their were spiders. I tried to ignore it like a dumbass, then I scratch my chest and discovered I now have a red bump where I scratched which means there WAS A SPIDER, so what right? SO fucking what? Now it's in my God damn nose.  I feel it up there, just crawling and tickling. For the last 10 minutes I've been hyperventalating through me nose to prevent the spider from reaching my brain and laying eggs. I'm getting quite dizzy and I'm not sure if it's because the spider is on a nerve in my brain or from lack of air. I dug my finger up my nose to the second nuckle but I still can't reach it, I'm thinking about using a qtip but I don't want to push the spider further up there. I tried plugging my nose and holding breath to flush it out, like how you got head lice out of your head but I was unable to hold my breath for more than 10 seconds as I'm already quite winded from holding the spider back with my nose exhales.  Yes I already checked in the mirror by pulling my nostril up so I can see inside... I FREAKED OUT, there's was a whole nest of spiders in my nose! I reached in quickly to yank the legs out which hurt like hell because it was actually my nose hair. Lol