content: Account Deleted By User Todd, I can't wait to GRILL next Saturday! Woo hoo! I bought a brand new charcoal grill for this season. No, Josh, you can't skip college, you CAN'T find a good job without a degree! You want to be PUSHING CARTS for the rest of your life? Anyway those DEMON-RATS keep trying to take our guns. It will NEVER happen in THIS country because we have a CONSTITUTION! Back in 'Nam we used to stack zipperheads like this in piles 6' high. It didn't stop bullets but it did scare off Charlie. Susan and I are gonna get a yacht this summer; after all we've always wanted a sail boat! College fund? HA! You can WORK your way through college like EVERYONE ELSE, goddamn millennials. When I was your age I was tripping on acid across the country and being a degenerate druggie. So yeah, after Jesse was born, I got a vasectomy because kids just weren't for us. In fact, we probably never should have had kids at all.