content: Had a weird dream. I had a dream last night that I borrowed a vespa from a child hood friend, I rode it to a gas station to fill up and grabbed a magazine that was on the gas pump it started raining so I drove to somewhere to get out of the rain I came across a modern looking building that I think was a library from my home town, there was some event happening  it seemed like it was a gypsy wedding, they were spraying foam on each other I got some on me and the vespa. I go inside through a service entrance and I'm around caterers and stuff, and then all of a sudden there's an announcement the people milling about were actually performers and the announcement was calling them on stage. I step out of the way as a line of people in tuxedos run past me to a door leading to what I assume is the stage  one guy remains and he turns to me and says "exciting stuff, opening night". "Oh cool, I'm not part of the show but I always liked theater stuff, I was in a play once" "Oh really, there's some people you need to meet" He takes me to another room and it's a bunch of female comedians. Margarette Cho is there, so is Jane Curtin, some woman with long curly hair and a sports jacket (I can't remember what she was from but she was in a bunch of stuff), Janeane Garofalo, and a bunch of others. They're all in clown makeup, They're talking about comedy talking about having to pay your dues and eat shit for a long time before you're any good. Janene Garafalo has cum on her glasses, I say "oh hey, I liked you in Ghost World", she says "I wasn't in Ghost World", "oh yeah, right..." I’m sitting there kind of amazed I’m hanging out with all these people and I say out loud “this must be a dream”  Rita Rudner looks at me and says “excuse me?”, “oh nothing, it’s just sometimes I can’t tell if I’m dreaming or not” “what’s that you’ve got there?” I’m still holding the magazine from the gas pump, it’s all soaked and rolled up. I unroll it and it’s a blue magazine with white writing and drawing like a blueprint,  it’s titled “Military Jackets” and has a drawing of what looks like a Independence War Red Coat Something is about to start and everyone gathers at some tables nearby. Hugh Grant has a microphone and he's addressing everyone about how actors and comedians have a social responsibility to stand up for marginalized people. He specifically mentions how "they" (actors and performers) made society accepting of gay people and so much more.  A clip begins to play of stereotypical cartoon caricatures from around the world of  dancing in a chorus line while even more stereotypical and racist cartoon characters dance on their shoulders  Mongolians are barbarians, black people are gangsters with little black faced, leaf wearing bone through the nose, tribal dudes. Americans are cowboys and Woody from toy story is their shoulder buddy, etc. The dream ends and I wake up, it's 3am, I go take a piss then go back to sleep. I wake in the morning and tell my wife about it but she interrupts me and I forget about it. I wake up again and tell my wife I had the strangest dream she listens, and says "wow weird" and I go about my day.  I wake up again and wander into the other room, I tell my wife about the dream but get interrupted because they’re demolishing a building outside.  I wake up again for real.