content: Account Deleted By User So I was in history class. We were studying the first world war, and the teacher asked why did the USA get involved. For context she was one of those pearlclutching christian moms. She asked who were the ones who prompted the USA to enter the war. No answers. She said, come on, the same ones who made them get involved in Irak, in Syria, in Iran. At that point I thought she was talking about jews. I was about to say it, and then she says, "come on, the military industrial complex, the armament industry". So essentially yes, the jews. I mean, she didn't outright say "the jews" but pretty much. She probably believes that the M.I.C. is white though. Also u/mogumbo this is a funny story so fuck you I post what I want. I own this forum baby, it's my bitch, I dominate it physically and mentally. Y'know, I actualy type with errors to dominate all yuo faggots mentaly. You have to sufer thru aweful text expectin me to reward you with depe insite, just for me to blueball you. What's that but sumbition? You know what, imma start yousing þ, and you can do noþing about it. Like I dominate the girl cashier with my bad breaþ and fake accent. Imagine puttin up wiþ such bulshit, tecstbook sumbition. I get up close to her face, and þank her, in an english aksemt, a real šitty one. Imma youse š instead of sh now bietch. I get up close and say to her face "Oi, thenk you fo yo seviss" [ɔɪ, θæŋk juː fɔː jɔː ˈsɜːvɪs] þats IPA for you loosers who don't know what it is. Še takes it all in, tryies not to puke from the smell of not wašing my teeþ for over a yeare, (I do þis because deepe inside I feele þat I'm actchully and engliš man, it's not a phase mom (haha funny 2010 djoke)) and says "you're welcome", and I answer "no, you a welcome" (I really don't know þe IPA for þat, but you looser probably don't eiþer so fuck you) so še gets a double taste of all that rotten breaþ goodness. Submissive as fuck, doesn't even call þe police. And then I take my daily seven liter (fuck imperial I'm an englišman remember) gallons of milk and go home. Ofkourse I try to dominate þe most peeplo þru the paþ home, I keepe a score of how many I made move out of my way. Highest is twentyfive. Betcha don't even reach five you pencil necked lanklets. Bloatmanlet for life. Hundred and phiphtee kilos packed in a 160 meter bodee. I make people bow down to kiss my čeek (I'm now yousing č instead of ch), royal-tea tier. Þey have to take my bodeelee odours unto þeir nosers. For þat I'm a scottsman. I neva get in þa showa. Also u/oneinchterror more like one inch dick kill yourself retrart. You know þanks to you Imma drivel on rite now. Well afta (rememba Im bree'š so i dont pronounce the r) gettin home from the šop wiþ my daily dose of milk (14 litres, gotta keepe that bloat commin) I start doin my ejsersices. Essensially it's a mix of judo and tae coo'ondo (don't know how to spel þat muslim šit), where y stand on one leg for eleven minuts and þen do a quik series of a hunderd jumps. Later to exersice arms I lay in bed and i keep my uperbody sustaned by my arms for about five minytes and þen I do a quik seires of armjumps. Þis rejeem has gained me over 40 kiloes of mussel, in just under a yeare. Be jeloos beetč. Youl never reač my levels of blote. Also you are no longer a member of the Family Guy Roleplay Club, and I will never tell you how to put mods into minecraft. You should've thought before you tope that reply.