content: What's the matter buddy? Afraid of a little epic humor by tough, cool awesome guys you only dream to be? With girlfriends and we drink beer when mom's gone? That scare ya? I have two Xbox ones, two PS4s, and eight Nintendo Switches plus all the games for all of them. Jealous? Get a life, kid. Maybe one day if you eat your veggies you'll be able to lift two hundred tons with one pinky like me. B^) I one time punched a hole in a concrete wall and my mom called the cops but I punched the lights out of them and the town made me sherrif. Scared yet? You'd be very foolish not to be.