content: On Wine Aunts (big brain commentary from r/mde) ...your lesbian lover and you have 7 cats, the cats all die, eventually your lover dies too, you're all alone with no family, at least you still have your friends, but they have their own families and lives, and slowly they spend less and less time with you, they drift away entirely, until you're all alone, you spend the end of your life alone, one day you slip in the tub and break you hip, you try to crawl to your neighbors house but the pain is unbearable, and you pass out several times in the attempt, your faculties have gone, and you've lost all sense of time, eventually you heart gives out and you die naked and cold in your own foyer, finally your neighbors smell rotten meat and realize you've stopped collecting your mail, police show up and find your heavily decomposed body melted into the floor, your legacy is a permanent stain in the floorboards and a gruesome story that realtors tell one another.