content: How to grow floor change Our ancestors knew the secrets of growing money; follow this ancient method and become rich today. Buy a movie theater in an urban ethnic area. Make sure there's a crevice in the back of each row, especially the back wall in the top row. Make sure to hire blacks as your ushers; they'll sweep the dust and popcorn and nacho chips into the rows half the time instead of the pail. If your theater is busy they'll do this about 60-70% of the time. Don't clean under the seats; this one's a slow burner. You're gonna want to open in april and wait it out the whole summer until October. On the harvest moon, get a flashlight, a pocket knife, and a pail. Go theater to theater, row to row, scraping off your bounty. They're usually coated in a thick patina of soda and cum; it'll take you a day but each theater should produce at least $10-$15 in dirty mold money. If you have 10 theaters that's an easy $100, $150 -- enough to buy grain, corn, firewood, nails, tea. It's rough out there, be safe traveler.