content: Cheating on me with Tom from her water aerobics class. That asshole may have all his own hair, but his corvette is a lease and his beach home in Florida is a duplex. I’d rub that bitch’s face in it, but I know Tom is good buddies with Don from the firm who knows I was screwing my secretary every day from ‘93-‘07 and I’m still paying child support to those bastards she popped out.