content: June 7th, 2043 You wake up sitting in a chair. There is a blinding light shining right above you, so you can't see much of the room. You notice that your arms and legs are chained to the chair. Panicking, you look around the room. It's dark, with black concrete walls and no signs of anything hospitable. Suddenly a door opens. From the sound of it, it is a heavy steel door. You can't recall how you got here but all signs point to some sort of kidnapping or imprisonment. All you remember is you fell asleep on your couch last night to the football game.  Two people walk through the door. You can't really see well with the light right on your face, but you can make out the outline of some sort of soldier or guard and a man in robes. The soldier walks over to you and moves the light away so you can see. The man in the robes walks towards you, his curly black locks of hair gently swaying. He opens a file and reads: "Mr. Anon, here is an archive of every Hate SpeechTM , and every Microagression HateCrimeTM comment you have made going back to 2018." Shall we begin?" "On August 21st, 2018, you made a comment on the Anti-SemiticTM , White NationalistTM , RacistTM , forum called "Million Dollar Extreme". "You said, as I quote: "I hate niggers and jews, day of the rope when?" "On August 22nd, 2018, you said........."