content: That's fucking ridiculous considering she straight up fell, maybe even leapt into that table, then bled all over the brother's $2000 rug (I'm the friend who was enjoying his BASED nationalist chocolate girlfriend on the side; found that little package under a truck or wherever. In Australia.) OP didn't even mention that this was while his absolute dog of a wife was on her way to guzzle more of her brother's $36 wine, being what she is and all. HIS finances? Try the brother's finances, big guy.