content: Different types of coalburners Of course, there's the low-rent, cheap-ass peroxide blonde BRAPHOG with bow tattoos on the backs of her thighs that comprise approximately 75% of the coalburner population. I also see another subspecies of coalburner at my local gym on the occasion. She is actually quite attractive but in a really slutty way, the kind that has definitely fielded more than 200 penises in her life. She's about 27 or 28 and she comes in with her black boyfriend, who's about the same age but I can't ever tell the age of black people anyway so I don't know. He's not a ghetto black dude more like a black dude who works at CarMax or something. The girl ALWAYS is doing leg and butt work outs every time I see them and she's got a gigantic ass, not gigantic fat or anything, it's actually a pretty toned ass but it's way bigger than you would expect a white girl to have so I guess she's a PAWG. It's like the ass knew that the THOT attached to it would be a coalburner, so it grew larger than if she was destined to be with a white man. She always wears yoga pants and the yoga pants are never black but are always of a light color, so as to accentuate the size of her ass. She is always looking around the gym after sets to see if anyone is looking at her ass. She's a brunette and I've never been close enough to her to decide if she's really white and not just some Amerasian or mixed-Latinx with white features.  It really seems like there are only 2 kinds of coalburners. The cheap ass HO braphogs with sickly looking fake blonde hair or women that are like 8.5s who probably didn't have a white dad at home or if they did, hated him. In this comment section, I'd like you to please give your input on coalburners and the different subtypes thereof and tell us about your experiences with them.