content: [Missed Connections] Walmart - You Were Silent Yet Deadly To My Heart If the title sounds familiar, you will know who this is. I miss you! We had the most incredible, hot, and sexy time together at Walmart, in that checkout line. The time was roughly 5:45PM, you were on the phone, you were making dinner plans. I asked you, “can you hand me the grocery bar divider”. You looked at me and mouthed ‘yeah’. I tapped you on your shoulder and said “thanks”. At first, I had thought you had to go pee, with how you were crossing your legs. You had your skirt so high up I could almost see your underwear. Then like a caterpillar sprouting its wings for the first time, your skirt gave wind. Could this be, now, here? I brought up my wrist and looked past my watch, to give my watchful eyes again for any sudden movements. Nothing at all, but I’m certain of what I saw. I just had to be sure. So, I accidentally knocked something off from the conveyor belt, and I bent down to pick it up – ooooh yeah, that’s when I knew for sure. I let out an audible grunt. You should have seen your face, like a cute reindeer caught in headlights. It was soooo quiet I could make out what the voice was saying from your phone (btw I hope you enjoyed your Applebees). I flapped my hands in front of my face while gasping for breath - as if I were a fish out of water. Your scent rushed into my body and soul, a smell I’d gladly give my life for. You looked down at me and our eyes locked; if only for a moment. I bowed further down and thanked you with my deepest gratitude. You knew that I knew.  I was truly lost for words. You turned away from me in embarrassment– I could tell you were because the back of your neck was turning bright red. I muttered to you, “miss”, quiet and pathetic. But I knew you could still hear me because you cleared your throat the second after. The bagger asked if you needed help bringing your groceries out, I bursted out “I’ll DO IT”. You said to him, “t-thanks I’m okay”, you didn't even turn around to look at me! UGH So cute and shy <3. I could see my interruption pissed off the faggot bagboy though, I wasin’t just gonna watch him walk off with you like that - not after everything we've been through. Please if you are out there, message me on here. I need to see you again, there's just so many questions I have to ask you. By the way… whom’st was that on the phone? Your boyfriend or husband? I don’t honestly care, and I won’t tell if you won’t. You already know I can keep a secret. Respond with the color and the decor that the panties you were wearing had, so I know it’s you. P.S. I wrote you a haiku <3 So Lost and confused Please help me, I am brainless Flatulent anus XOXOXO, The Witness