content: I remember having this exact conversation countless times when I told people I was moving out of DC (and also when I first moved into DC, and them telling me "You'll love it here!  There's so much to do!") When I simply asked "Like what?"  The answer was invariably:  There are so many great restaurants!  That's what "things to do" means in bug culture.  There are lots of places to go to eat overpriced shit that you could make yourself with a bit of effort.