content: A funny thing happened today... Did a funny thing happen today? Did it make you laugh? It did, and it might make you too. I was driving home and the traffic was awful. There was a thunderstorm with strong winds and buckets of rain. I'm driving through the Jewish area of my city and spot a gentile standing in the rain. He's a security guard at a Rabbinical college and holds a lonely vigil to protect the important persons doing important studies inside the rabbinical college. As I drive past the security guard, I roll down my window. Immediately rain is all over my passenger seat. "Good work protecting those Jews from evil anti-semites" I yell out my window, giving him the thumbs up. The traffic is so slow I'm able to keep talking. "If those anti-Semites were to attack, it would probably be now!" I joke. The guard laughs uncomfortably. "Someone's got to do it," He says, while standing there completely soaked through. The traffic began to move and I bid the guard farewell. I hope Shlomo pays him above minimum wage... I doubt Shlomo pays him above minimum wage.