He's Mormon. Just expose how he has all these really fugly wives who dress like the Amish but without the charm. Seriously Romney is stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that he has traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. He emits more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid.