BREAKING NEWS: New Kavenaugh accuser agrees to testify, but demands top billing in media reporting. A second woman, Deborah Ramirez, whom the media and DNC have been feverishly preparing to make an addition sexual misconduct claim against Supreme Court nominee judge Brett Kavanaugh, is finally ready and has come forward with her claim.  Ramirez, 53, has been provided with an attorney and has already tentatively agreed to testify before the Senate. She and her attorney are reportedly currently working on their list of demands (known in the performing arts industry as a "rider") which must be met by the Senate in order to earn her appearance and testimony. While the full rider list has not been released yet, an anonymous Hollywood insider has reported that among other things, Ramirez will demand top billing in all media reports, above that of Dr Blasey Ford. Ramirez will require that Dr Blasey Ford's name only appear in the body of any media report, but not in the headline. Also, Ramirez will demand that as the top-billed accuser, her performance in the senate should take place no sooner than three business days after that of Dr Blasey Ford, who she considers her opening act.  Ramirez is also going to demand that any other accusers that the media/DNC create subsequent to her role shall also receive secondary billing subordinate to her own. (This post is parody. It is not factual. It is sad that in our current political climate I must point this out because even the most ridiculous parody can be mistaken for truth theses days, but here we are.)