All Aboard The USS Magic Socialist So here it is, the announcement we’ve been waiting for.. all aboard for another cruise on the new and improved U.S.S. Magic Socialist with your captain Bernie Sanders at the helm! If you’re not familiar with this extraordinary vessel, it’s like the luxury liner in The Magic Christian, except catering to credulous American socialists instead of the British filthy rich. Tickets start at just $27 dollars … so hurry, because they’re going fast! https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-02-25/all-aboard-uss-magic-socialist