Dick-Hole In Boxers/Briefs - Do The Jews Own The "Rights"? I searched for about 15 seconds but have to get going, so I figured I'd throw it out there in case anyone knows. Do the Jews own the "Rights" to a lop-sided proportion of patents and ideas to be used as another cash cow for their greedy selves?  I have tried a few different brands of boxer briefs in the past that all claim to be the most comfortable brand in the history of history, because who wouldn't want that?  All 3 I tried - No hole in the fly.  That's a game changer when you wear a dress shirt and belt every day (At least for most people.  I have one dipshit friend who had his mind blown at a bar one night when I pulled away from the urinal while putting my dick back in my pants, but never buttoned them because, well, I never unbuttoned them.  He brought it up in front of about 5 other men and 5 women and asked loudly, "Does anybody else not unbutton their pants to pee? - He was immediately shamed.) So besides that one idiot, everyone else uses that.  I heard an ad recently from one of the companies "NOW WITH THE FLY HOLE (Or whatever they called it)!!! - which got me to thinking again...why the hell didn't these companies that charge $30 for a pair of boxers/briefs put in such an essential piece of underwear?   Is it licensed?  Do the Jews own the rights to a hole in underwear designed to function in a certain way?  Do they really charge companies money to stitch holes in underwear?  If so, what else do they own?  Do they own the stitching in socks around the arch of your foot?  The scent in deodorant/cologne?  What else, if anything, do these greedy kikes own the "Rights" to?