The moon is made of cheese... a Democrats guide to logic. MUELLER: There is ZERO evidence that the moon is made of cheese. I however have never been to the moon, so I cannot say with certainty that the moon is not made of cheese. DEMOCRATS: The moon is made of cheese and we MUST send a 40 million dollar rocket to the moon and prove this. REPUBLICANS: We already went to the moon and it is NOT made of cheese, STOP WASTING TIME AND MONEY and let us focus on REAL problems. DEMOCRATS: REEEEE NOOOOO!!!! THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE!!!! If the moon was NOT made of cheese, Robert Mueller would have said, "THE MOON IS NOT MADE OF CHEESE." REPUBLICANS: (Shaking their damn heads)