I am really disappointed in the inventive nature of the American citizen.  I though for sure by now someone would have a video of a car rigged out with 360 degree tear gas cannons, or smoke bombs, or a purifying liquid of some kind like doe rut musk.  Perhaps a front and side flame thrower would be nice, or a car ourfitted like that pinhead on hellreisers movie.    I know back in the old days, people took model-A coils and wired them to their car frame, and they would shock the piss out of you.