What areas are impacted by the shut down? Parks. Yep - so shut down the info center and make the rangers scrub toilets and take out trash. Or just hire some cheap $10 labor to do that instead. Food inspectors? Maybe. Buy your meat at a large supermarket and then sue them if you get poisoned. Supermarkets can pick up the slack a bit. HUD? Probably. If people ain’t already in they had to wait anyways. Life sucks! Get a job! I drive a hell a far ways for my current pay. People can do the same. Immigration? Probably. The government can just extend visas due to circumstances and can cut back to phone centers.  TSA? Oh god please say yes! Fuck these faggets! Airposrts and airlines have been banking cash since the government started proving this service. They are fucking us on luggage and fuel anyways so let them pay. Bombs did you say? Oh fuck, just bribe the nigger throwing your luggage around to throw a bomb on too. The TSA is useless shit. Anything else? Let the states take over.