The Poets of social media & Jeffrey (#zoomdick) Toobin. kek! Toobin and Louis CK Played pocket pool all the long day When his neighbor they seen her And they pulled out their wiener Now both of them wished they were gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that... CNN had a lame legal hack, Who chose an odd time to jack, Whipped out and seen by all, Who said “my that’s awfully small” Now both dicks won’t likely be back. I dunno, I’m betting he’s back inside 6 months… Toobin was working on Zoom, And he booked a nice sex cam room, He was spanking his monkey And the cameras got funky And now his job just went boom. That’s on the theory he was sex-camming and mixed his cameras up. Here, I think is the best of the bunch: A horny old journo named Toobin Was giving his willie some lubin’ While beating his meat His joy was complete Until he recalled he was Zoomin’ Use Burma Shave  :)