“O little town of Trumpleham.” Soon there will be Casino action on the Golan Heights.  And the Lord said, “Trump, you may settle the Golans for you and your people forever, and prosper and name all the things you see on the Heights after yourself...” ...and the Trumplekites prospered and behold their generations were known to the all Israelites & Judah as the Huge-est and Bigly-est people among the children of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. And the Trumplekites did protect Israel from the Hittites, Amalakites, Egyptians, Assyrians, Babylonians, all Persia and the Edomites. And Trump thanked a God for his blessing and raised casinos and apartments and restaurants for the Israelites. And Trump built an alter to the Lord on Mt Hermon and scarified to the Lord there. And the Lord watched over the Trumplekites and prospered them.- Trump 3:17-45