Nancy Pelocy: "We have to convict Judge Kavenaugh so we can find out if he's guilty, away from the fog of the controversy". Bill Clinton: "Judge Kavenaugh is guilty regardless of what the meaning of the word 'is' is". John Kerry: ''I actually did think judge Kavenaugh was innocent, before I thought he was guilty''. Hillary Clinton: "Is Judge Kavenaugh guilty? What difference, at this point, does it make? [seizure] You guys have gotta try the cold chai". Al Gore: "A zebra does not change its spots. Judge Kavanaugh's guilt is settled science''. George W. Bush: "I think we're all misunderestimating just how guilty judge Kavanaugh is".  Miss Alabama: "I think judge Kavenaugh is guilty of sexual misconduct, because we should not do sexual misconduct, because if we were ever supposed to do sexual misconduct, then it would not be sexual misconduct, but we cannot do sexual misconduct which is why I would not do sexual misconduct like he did". Miss Teen South Carolina: "I personally believe that U. S. Americans are unable to see Judge, uh, Kavenaugh's obvious guilt because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have house parties and, uh, I believe that our recreation, like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should—our recreation over here in the U. S. should help the U. S., uh, or, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq, and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children." (This post is parody. It is not factual. It is sad that in our current political climate I must point this out because even the most ridiculous parody can be mistaken for truth theses days, but here we are.)