This Nickname Needs To Go Viral: Cheesecake O'Rourke Twitchy 18-year-old Iowan: <<Full quote: “He’s soft like a cheesecake. When you ask him ‘What do you think about taxes?’ he’ll just give you the most generic answer.">> Out of the mouth or (relative) babes. Nobody will vote for "Cheesecake".  It just fits too well.