Johnny Depp looks old because he mixes adrenochrome with cordite, absinthe, horseradish and methamphetamine, which he learned from his two mentors hunter s thompson and keith richards It's a bad stack.  Also he buttchugs vodka mixed with rubber cement with stevie nix on hex nights Ryan Reynolds I've heard shoots it up his urethra with a hollow sound while jacking it to  kaitlin jenner's speech at the acadmeny awards, that baritone 'i thank god' part is what does it