You know how dumb you sound? Magic tricks, and Birds........You should probably just eat your keyboard.  Oh no! Somebody sounds dumb to you?  How EVER will any of us survive if people like you think we're dumb while simultaneously promoting the impossible action of eating a keyboard?    Just stop posting Qdini, some online dude with bad teeth thinks you're dumb and so you should pretend it's 100 years ago and just ... shut up.