CDC Says That People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide FUNNY: CDC Says That People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide Via The Babylon Bee ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide. “We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.” Remarking about how abnormal it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data. “Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned. “And—I swear—that’s all we know.” https://www.theburningplatform.com/2019/07/25/cdc-people-with-dirt-on-clintons-have-843-greater-risk-of-suicide/  NOT SO FUNNY: Learn Exclusive Insider Intel On FBI Agent Suicide In Austin TX  https://www.infowars.com/watch/?video=5d3a295fcde66b0012efff98 Alex Jones Who is Based in Texas says insiders say he was on the phone with his sister (who had been harassed and arrested on false charges because of the work done by her brother, this FBI Manager on the Clinton Foundation), he got off the phone and put a gun in his mouth and shot himself.  Apparently 100 witnesses saw it. Did this FBI Manager have "the dirt on Clinton Crimes"?  Yes.  Check. Did he die of suicide?  Yes.  Check. PS: Although I still find it hard to believe this FBI agent would do this.   Suicide: Its a Permanent Solution to a Temporary Problem. Why would the police insist no one upload any videos or photos of the event???  Whats to hide if it really was a suicide? https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3766238/posts