Q Post 3160 - Report a crime to the FBI From the FBI Tips webpage:  https://www.fbi.gov/tips  Report Threats and Crime General Public Members of the public can report violations of U.S. federal law or suspected terrorism or criminal activity as follows: Contact us online Use our Online Tips and Public Leads form to report information on criminal activity and suspected terrorist threats.    Report cyber crimes by filing a complaint with our Internet Crime Complaint Center.    Contact us via telephone or mail    Contact your local FBI office or closest international office 24 hours a day, seven days a week.  Call 1-800-CALLFBI (225-5324) for the Major Case Contact Center  Call (866) 720-5721 to report fraud, waste, and abuse involving disaster relief to the National Center for Disaster Fraud or write to NCDF, Baton Rouge, LA 70821-4909.    PROCEDURE: Immediately after contacting us, the next thing you need to do is (this is important so pay attention):   Kiss your family goodbye. Cash out your bank accounts. Buy some peroxide and change your hair color (or use hair color by Revlon - it's really good, Garnier is nice too).  And move to a obscure little town far in northern Montana.  Wait for the boys in black to come pay you a visit!     Thank you for your assistance.