Good call. But Greece is pretty much the place that invented elitist institutionalized/normalized child buggery, so it could be his spiritual home in more ways than one (he regularly yachts with Obama btw). Rita Wilson:  Born Margarita Ibrahimoff.   Wew.  Her father was a Pomak (Bulgarian Muslim), who was born in Greece and lived in Bulgaria and Turkey, and who worked at a racetrack; he changed his name to Allan Wilson. Her mother, Dorothy, of Greek origin, was born and raised in a Greek village on the Albanian border.  Wew!  Ibrahimoff = search shows legit muslimy origin. Quick search shows her dad went by a mix of names. Possibly a sketchy character (worked at a racetrack = organized crime?).  Other Ibrahimoff matches show that weird non-arab non-"dune coon" type of muslim look that comes from being a few steps into eastern europe genetically speaking. The "Fez" type of muslim rather than the "raghead" type of muslim?  She is widely credited with landing Nia Vardalos a movie deal for My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002) (now the top money making independent film of all time, surpassing the $200 million mark), after seeing Vardalos perform her autobiographical one-woman show.  This is probably the most non-sketchy aspect of all this. That movie did a lot for the Greek tourist industry iirc. Shit like that will get you an "honorary citizenship".