Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner! Just like how Facebook was a Lifelog DARPA offshoot and Google/Alphabet were simply CIA technology subcontractors - both government organizations realized they could easily circumvent the constitution using private contractors - so they did. Gofundme legally allows anyone worldwide to bribe someone. 1 mil would set most normal people for life, but for this poor "Palo Alto" mom this roughly covers 1-2 years expenses.