Denver Airport installs a talking gargoyle that says "Welcome to the Illuminati Headquarters, I mean, Denver International Airport!" Denver Airport installs a talking gargoyle that says “Welcome to the Illuminati Headquarters, I mean, Denver International Airport!” Denver International Airport has just installed a brand new animatronic talking gargoyle statue that is making fun of the “conspiracy theories” about the airport.  As you can see in this video, the animatronic statue is incredibly lifelike, and it must have cost a fortune to create.