SHOULD WE BUILD A MOAT AROUND THE WALL? One of the guys I went to high school with who is crazy liberal complained Trump will next want to build a moat around the Wall. I was thinking … actually, that's not a bad idea. We can divert water from the Colorado down through southern California via aquafers. Of course, that will take water away from California farmers, but seriously, they need to start moving out of there anyway because everything west of the 405 is going to fall into the ocean.  YouTubers are always saying scientists are warning it could go any day!  That, and Fukushima is still melting down and coating everything along the coast by way of the marine layer every night with Cesium, so it would benefit us (from a health standpoint) to give farmers in other parts of the country the opportunity to grow those crops, AND TO LIBERAL'S GLEE, we would buy more produce from South America … so the illegals can stay home and pick crops locally instead of making such a dangerous commute in order to pick our crops. Also, it would be ultra-cool if we could stock the moat on our side of the Wall with trout and other fresh-water fish so people who live down there could get the full benefit and enjoyment of it. We could stock the other side with African Crocodiles and fresh-water piranha to deter people swimming across to the Wall. Ok, we'd probably get a lot of bad publicity if that news story broke, but hey, who said we did it?