News on RBG? POTUS and VPOTUS are two patriots from different backgrounds. While discussing their favorite type of ketchup to apply to well-done steaks, VPOTUS discovers Heinz 57. They take their findings to the Q, who commends them for discovering how tasty this is and invites them to RBG's Hamptons island beach house for the weekend. Unbeknownst to them, RBG is behind the fraud. Nervously meeting with other democrat Supreme Court Justices, RBG asks to have POTUS and VPOTUS killed and arrange it to look like a murder-suicide. However, after RBG leaves the other democrat Supreme Court Justices decided that RBG has been attracting too much attention with her grabbiness as well as her fooling around with a rape party victim of one of the justices, and order that she be killed instead. RBG arrives at the island before POTUS and VPOTUS and speaks to the hitman M.A .(could this be the CPL???) on the phone, planning the murders and establishing an alibi, unaware the conversation is being recorded on RBG's answering machine. RBG then plants cash and a fake confession note implicating POTUS and VPOTUS in the ketchup fraud. M.A. arrives, injects RBG with a fatal overdose, then plants heroin on her. When POTUS and VPOTUS arrive at the beach house, they find RBG's body. Before they can call the police, however, some cnn journalists arrive and other guests arrive for a party that is a regular event at RBG's house every weekend. To POTUS and VPOTUS's amazement, the guests are all too engrossed in their partying to notice their host is deceased, with RBG's dark sunglasses and dopey grin from the fatal injection concealing her lifeless state. Fearing implication in RBG's death, POTUS proposes he and VPOTUS maintain the illusion that RBG is still alive, a notion that VPOTUS finds absurd. Only the arrival of VPOTUS office crush, Sarah Sanders, convinces him to go along with POTUS's plan. After the party, VPOTUS and Sarah enjoy a romantic walk on the beach, but RBG's body, after being carried out on the tide, washes up next to them, prompting VPOTUS to return to the house and get POTUS to help him retrieve the corpse. M.A.'s girlfriend Stormy arrives at the house, convinced  he has been cheating on her with RBG. She threatens POTUS and VPOTUS with a knife, so they direct her to the bedroom, but she also fails to realize RBG is dead. At that moment, another man from M.A.'s gang witnesses the two of them apparently making love. Fooled into thinking RBG's assassination failed, he notifies M.A., who orders a new mystery hitman back to finish the job. The next morning, VPOTUS is appalled to discover that POTUS is furthering the illusion RBG is alive by manipulating her corpse's arms and legs. The two bicker about alerting the FBI until VPOTUS attempts to call the police himself but instead activates the phone message detailing RBG's plot against them. Unaware of the circumstances of RBG's death, they mistakenly believe they are still the targets of a mob hit, and decide to use RBG's corpse as a prop for protection. The mystery hitman, in the meantime, has returned to the island and throttles RBG's corpse. POTUS and VPOTUS make various attempts to leave the island, but RBG's body becomes repeatedly misplaced and recovered in the process. They attempt to board the mainland ferry with RBG in tow, but the ferry has already departed. The mystery hitman, who was on board, sees what looks like RBG running with POTUS and VPOTUS on the dock, and gets frustrated at the failure of his assassination. An ill-fated attempt to use RBG's speedboat results in numerous mishaps: POTUS pulls away from the dock without first untying the boat, VPOTUS falls overboard, and a tied-up RBG topples from the boat and smashes into several buoys as he is dragged through the water. Finally, the boat runs out of fuel and POTUS and VPOTUS are forced to float back to shore on RBG's body. That mystery hitman, unfortunately, sees them and assumes that RBG has somehow survived. Unhinged at his apparent failure to kill RBG and RBG's inexplicable "immortality," our mystery character returns to the island to finish the deed. At the house, Sarah confronts POTUS and VPOTUS, who confess that RBG has been dead since their arrival. At that moment, the hitman suddenly appears and empties a pistol into RBG's chest, then turns his attention to POTUS and VPOTUS and Sarah, but fails to shoot them as he exhausted all his ammunition. Chasing after the trio, who have spilt up in different parts of the house, M.A. corners POTUS, who clumsily manages to subdue M.A. with a punch and a phone cord. VPOTUS and Sarah then alert the authorities. The FBI eventually arrive to place M.A. under arrest for first-degree murder, carting him off in a straitjacket as he continues to insist RBG is still alive. The story ends with RBG being loaded into an ambulance. However, her gurney rolls away and topples off the boardwalk, dumping her onto the beach right behind POTUS, VPOTUS, and Sarah who run away after noticing her. Eventually, a young boy comes along and starts to "play" with RBG, scooping buckets of sand over her lifeless body. WWG1WGA patriots!