When the medieval witch hunts were in high gear, one favorite response technique of the accused “witches” was to say that they’d had sex with Satan and that they were in league with the Mayor of their town and had also had sex with the mayor and his wife.   These allegations frequently ended up with the witchcraft charges being promptly dismissed and the entire thing being “memory holed.”   It’s now time for all alleged Coronachan Sinners to confess that they’ve been 69ing it with Bubba and Killary.   GO FOR IT, TEAM!!!