Said the old man to the old woman at the old folks home: “Hey baby, let’s go to my room and feel young again.” “Ok, but I have acute angina,” said the old woman. “Thank God,” said the old man. “Because your tits are fucking hideous.”  I am also reminded of a recurring nightmare I’m having of being smothered by something cold, slimey, scaly, and very foul, only to be awakened to the real nightmare of being shackled to the bedposts and with HRC sitting on my face. Ok, I’ll follow you out.