Yeah.... A LARP that is able to zero Delta with the president's tweets at will.. Since Q is a LARP then that must be something that is very easy to do, so you won't mind showing us just how easy it is to get a zero Delta with a President Trump tweet?  Hell I'll give you as many chances as you want and I'm betting you still can't pull off one, much less than 18 or 19 Qand Trump have pulled off now. Keep in mind that even if you did know the President personally and could call him and try to coordinate pushing the send button together, you would almost certainly still not get a zero Delta because that requires a hell of a lot more resources in place to account for the lag/device delays.. but good luck, fucking idiot.