If you kill yourself when the UFO flies over, it'll pick you up.  All great religions say: die and instantly get infinite bliss for nothing.  That seems pretty reasonable to me.  Hey @bojangles, remember that time you decided to do nothing and supermodels popped out of no where and started sucking you off and money started falling from the sky?  Well, dying is like that. But the bliss is infinite and eternal. Duh.  But if you don't believe this perfectly reasonable thing, enjoy eternal infinite pain!  Also reasonable.  Gee I'm so glad I'm so smart because I readily believe whatever the stupidest people in the world told me.  Bojangles, in heaven, can you still throw fags off roofs?  Sar be like, "Throwing fags off roofs be barbaric n sheeit. Just bash their brains in w a rock. Teehee just kidding but wait for real tho just kidding lol but it's for real. Divinely inspired. But of course you don't follow it or anything. We're not Muslims. Just gotta believe it tho. Say one thing and do another. Totally the basis of religiosity. Teehee!" Meanwhile eagleshigh be like, "I like a da spicy meatbolls."  @eagleshigh @sarmegahhikkitha @jewsbadnews @maroonsaint