Ahh, the 470th !!   That brings back some unusual memories....... Let me tell you youngsters a little story. There was once a General down there who had a whole head full of stuff.  Sadly, he frequently had Epiphanies and would jump from one major religion to another. Eventually he got around to Judaism and just showed up in the middle-east one day unannounced and without authorization.  ( I was working in Tel Aviv at the time ). The Army had declared him AWOL and the Israelis were crying why in hell did you have to come here of all places ?  Anyway, we ended up pulling him out of the trunk of a Taxi during a traffic stop, about halfway between Beersheba and Eilat.  Guy was nuttier than a pet coon, had to stop and buy him candy bars twice on the way back.  We put him on a flight back to CONUS and the whole thing just disappeared into the mist.