Well!  Now I know what has happened to me!!!  I used to work there as a "docent/guide" during part of that time frame.  As I've mentioned here on voat b4, I'm a "disabled veteran" in a wheelchair.  I got the job because most likely the museum got mucho extra points for having me rolling around.  Anyway, I noticed that after a couple of years, my Banana was glowing in the dark, especially after I would take it out while ogling the teen-girl-slut-cunts wearing tube tops and short-shorts showing tight camel-toes.  Anyway, I'm going to sue.  Oh yeah, and I got another case too, they fired me and hired this Carpet Muncher Lezbo after they caught me doing Nasty Things to food in the lunchroom.  (not saying what I did, but be careful when eating "lo-fat yogurt" and the Blue Cheese Salad Dressing).