In the Phase One Trade Deal with China, China Agrees to Buy $40 Billion in Soybeans. This Triggered Joe Biden Supporters, VP Pick Camel Toe Harris says "They Have a Right to be Pissed, RIOT ON" BREAKING NEWS: The pseudo male component of Democratic Socialist Party are enraged. Their concern is potential food shortages here in the US. Soybeans make up the one major food group of the peaceful protestors who have been nicknamed "Soy Boys". They claim the trade China trade deal could force a estrogen deficiency crisis on the male population of the domestic terrorist group called Antifa.  Anonymous sources from the Atlantic claim President Trump was quoted saying, "Man boobs might be phased out under the new trade deal". In places like Portland and Seattle riots have broke out. Protestors were seen congregating in what they call "circle jerk formations" giggling and urinating in to empty water bottles.  A Antifa spokesperson from the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee said "We are demanding estrogen replacement programs be incorporated in to our free Obama Care health benefits. We will keep you updated with future developments.  https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/17/us-china-partial-trade-deal-will-boost-american-soybean-farmers.html   This story was brought to you by the digital warriors over at WWG1WGA!! Stay Safe my frens:)