Swap out "Mask" for ISIS Buttplug "Invermectin Slow-Release Immunocompetency Suppository" Platform, and You Realize How Dumb Masking Is [Satire] So as a showerthought, imagine that instead of masks, we went the other way and needed to ensure 100% compliance with a drug complex to promote total immunocompetence against SARS-CoV-2 the novel coronavirus. That we, as a society, needed to enforce the wearing of a semi-invasive, slow release personal protective platform (PPP) that could only be active with epithelial cells.  Nebulizers aren't enough, nor is the oral route, so instead the makers of the drug targetted the anal cavity because of enhanced uptake of drugs due to it's large surface area, availability and convenience in delivery. A buttplug basically, with a replaceable drug delivery capsule So, judging by people's behaviors today, there would be a scramble for people buying these medical buttplugs.  Suddenly every company from tire companies to inflatable pool companies to skateboard and jet manufacturers would be making these buttplugs The president would use executive power would use his power to ensure that outdoor irrigation plumbing companies would stop all their operations and make only medical buttplugs and start making so many they'd even be shippped worldwide.  Saudis would soon be using our pool toy buttplugs--and we'd be saving lives.  Go us! There would be doctors and nurses who turn away chemo patients and people with severe skin diseases because corona comes first--if you have it, you become a first class VIP, right this way, Sir or Madam!   After long hard weeks of fighting the corona, nurses would show off their buttplugs with coordinated twerking.  Oh btw, they cut out the bottoms of their scrubs so that they could show their sometimes abundant asses and their personal flair in the form of custom made buttplugs.  One has a glue on diamond, like those cats on the internet! This would then inspire countless hours of youtube videos of people discussing, showing off their compliance with the buttplug program--just PLUG IT!~   Why aren't you plugging it, bro?  Do you hate society? PLUG IT NOW! Celebrities would fall all over themselves shaming you for NOT plugging it. And of course, everyone is competing to make new styles of buttplugs--as with medical scrubs, they come in pink, black, purple, yellow, red, blue...and even different textures and patterns, like the stars and stripes, the italian flag, mexican flag, wicca coexist, and outer space...Oh! don't forget POOP emoji ones...those are VERY popular Some even have a my liddle pony tie in with a tuft of pink hair and sparkles....the sky is the limit.   If you're going to virtue signal by showing your ass, make sure you do it with style Then of course, a word about karens You won't be able to go ANYWHERE, not even hole foods, without wearing a buttplug Because the argument is, if YOU don't wear your buttplug, you're going to make other people sick.   Has anyone tested these to make sure they work?  Well, yes and no.  Yes they have and no they do and also don't work--there's conflicting issues, but of course, Karen doesn't know that Karen just knows that YOU, by NOT wearing your buttplug in hole foods is going to make her little Suzy sick, so you better put in a buttplug right away mister or I'm going to shame you, film you and make a viral video shouting you down in hole foods Of course, you MAY be wearing a buttplug but not showing it, or wearing it wrong. That's why you also have to have the buttplug confirmation pants aka "compliance jeans", which are a new style of pant, invented by those dancing nurses, that has a transparent window so that people can confirm you are, in fact, wearing a buttplug.   These are difficult to find now, and the FDA said not to buy them initially because doctors and nurses needed them first, but now they've reversed course and said everyone needs to have them.  Then the president said he's not wearing them, and not going to mandate them, but then the WHO said everyone on earth should have them and if you don't wear them, they are going to send in the UN to forcibly remove your old pants and give you compliance wear, and if you still don't comply they will take you to vaccine island where you will involuntarily volunteer for vaccine testing, and that's ok they have unlimited espresso and puppies there. We don't know if life will ever go back to normal--but that's ok, because by now we're all used to being told by our government to put weird things into our butt.  At this point, I really can't imagine what life is like WITHOUT a buttplug up my butt Thanks Invermectin and Dr. Fauci for making me safe.  I think.  I'm not sure.  No one can know really.  That's ok though.  Because boop there it is.