D's won't fund a walll but they'll gladly spend $350k to build a robot squirrelly and $800k to study the significance of genital washing. Ok the robot squirrel is cool but umm nobody likes a stinky dick. Here are some more... ‣ $3,000,000 for World of Warcraft: tax $ funded UC Irvine researchers' screen time ‣ $800,000 on studying significance of genital-washing ‣ $2,500,000 on a Super Bowl commercial that was so terribly produced that it was banned after it aired ‣ $1,000,000 on Zoo Poetry: "increasing environmental awareness" by creating poetry in four different zoos ‣ $175,000,000 on buildings that have been vacant for years ‣ $765,828 on pancakes: tax dollars subsidized an IHOP in an "under-served" area of DC ‣ $442,340 studying behavior of male prostitutes in Vietnam ‣ $168,766 studying monkeys who throw their poop ‣ $914,000 studying romance novels: topics included "Team Edward or Jacob?" ‣ $5,000,000 studying the drinking habits of college students on game days ‣ $5,000,000 on hipster parties with the goal of ending smoking ‣ $2,000,000 for the Department of Agriculture to fund an internship program. The program hired ONE full-time intern. ‣ $120,000,000 paid to dead federal employees ‣ $2,600,000 to encourage Chinese prostitutes to drink responsibly ‣ $505,000 to promote specialty hair and beauty products for cats and dogs ‣ $27,000,000 to teach Moroccans how to make pottery ‣ $300,000 to encourage Americans to consume caviar made in Idaho ‣ $200,000 on a "tattoo removal progam" in CA ‣ $60,000 for the IRS to create a parody film of Star Trek and Gilligan’s Island ‣ $1M per year for NASA to create food menu for Mars mission that is decades away ‣ $202,000 to determine if Wikipedia is sexist ‣ $242,600 to study effects of cocaine on honey bees ‣ $4,900,000 to dress students up in fruit costumes and encourage them to eat healthy ‣ $495,000 on commercials to create jobs that never created any jobs ‣ $250M training 60 Syrian rebels to fight the Islamic State ‣ $10M on creating two video games aimed at fighting obesity (FOR REAL) ‣ $900,000 studying social interactions of guppies ‣ $6.3M for VA facility in California to buy artwork ‣ $10M to studying dog tail wagging ‣ $325,000 to build a robot squirrel ‣ $2.5M on coasters for bars that say "IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING" ‣ $31M on first class flights in 4 years for the Department of Health and Human Services alone ‣ $1.3M studying effectiveness of koozies keeping drinks cold ‣ $100M to clean up environmental mess that Environmental Protection Agency created ‣ $387,000 studying the effect of swedish massages on rabbits  ‣ $5M on tweeting responses to pro-ISIS rhetoric ‣ $3M researching why lesbians are more likely to be obese than straight people ‣ $516,000 on a video game about prom ‣ $706,800 to have shrimp fight each other with the goal of helping military and manufacturing engineers ‣ $26M building religious sites across the globe