So, I'm Going to Run for President Continuously Until the End of My Life So That I Can Ignore All Laws of this Country. Everyone else, I Urge You To Do the Same! This whistleblower BRAT's letter is like 7 pages long, when the transcript isn't even that long!!!  He admits he wasn't privy to the conversation, doesn't know much about it, but what he DID know was essentially smart sounding heresay with some inapplicable law thrown in.  Geez.  This is the level of CIA agent we are all paying for.  You guys should hire ME instead.  Ah just kidding, I'd rather work for the NSA or directly for Team Trump! Anyway, we already have the transcript, and it was a nothingburg also, EXCEPT for he mentioned Crowdstrike and that was kicking the hornets' nest.  Because we now know that Crowdstrike is Google and Google is Crowdstrike.  Game over dipshitz! And this caustic and completely implausible narrative that Trump cannot investigate a political opponent who has admitted he broke the law (Or SHE did also) is completely stupid.  Because if it were the case that politicians who ran for president were imminently immune from criminal justice, we'd ALL just run for office right?  And continuously.  And the law would not apply to us--F the law.  F it.  Laws are for people who would never rape a child... And should this be the case, we should start a "Everyone Runs" NGO that basically is an online thing that registers you to run for POTUS, and once you get your registry complete, you print out an "Official Presidential Candidate" badge that you can show your fellow highway patrolman to get out of tickets Or the policeman who visits your home because you left a crack pipe with residue into a Hertz vehicle--Oops!   "That's OK.  I'm a presidential candidate!! Immune, bitches!" Or DEA SWAT team that comes to check on your underground cannabis grow room "Sorry, I'm getting ready for my first debate, y'all.  Feel free to sample the blueberry kush on your way out, ladies" Or that time you handsy grabbied the daughter of your staffer.  Or that time you sent CIA pakistani IT guy into congress to exfiltrate terabytes of secret US intel to pakistan and got 22 people killed.  Or all those times you went to Epstein's island for fun time with very young Romanian models.  Or all those times you....   Oh look, here's INTERPOL.   "Oops.  Sorry INTERPOL.  I have a diplomatic visa and a signed sick note from George Soros.  You'll just have to fuck off back to whatever dumb country you came from.  I'm a registered Democrat.  I am unfuckwithable because I'm running for office....AND I'M NOT TULSI GABBARD. Hurr hurr"