WTF, why insult them like that? Guinea pigs are like miniature squeaky cows and can do no wrong, even if they are panicky food-to-pellet converters stuck oscillating between "I love you" and "don't eat me" 1000x/min. Left-wing intelligence is more likely on par with a jar of mayo. Not the name-brand stuff, either, but more like the cheap dollar store brand that has questionable origins and even more questionable ingredients.