Here is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with your stimulus check. Use it wisely: Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U. S. Economy with your stimulus check. Use it wisely:  * If you spend the stimulus money at Walmart the money will go to China or Sri Lanka. * if you spend it on gasoline, it money will go to the Arabs. * if you purchase a computer, it goes to India, Taiwan or China. * if you purchase fruits and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. * if you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea. * if you purchase useless stuff, it goes to Taiwan. * if you pay your credit card off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.  Instead, keep the money in America by:  (1) Spending it at a yard sale, or (2) Going to a ballgame, or (3) Spending it on prostitutes, or (4) Beer, or (5) Tattoos (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)  CONCLUSION: Go to a ballgame with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day.