A joke in return: A blonde was having an affair with the milkman. When her husband leaves for work she calls up her lover and tells him to get over to her place. When he arrives she tells him to bring in enough milk to fill the bath tub. Her lover says; "No problem." And then asks; "Do you want the milk pasteurized?" She says; "No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes."