Living Corn James Corny Fired In The Butt OK, What the He// is this?? Living Corn James Corny Fired In The Butt  "Dimald Trimp is the head of the American Agriculture Agency, and he’s as corrupt as they come. Lately, it’s been working out fine for the unethical politician, but things are suddenly coming to a head now that James Corny, the handsome living corn in charge of ethics investigations, has shown interest in Dimald’s connection to sentient Russian beets." This was published in 2017