Lawyer defends Emmanuel Aranda, who threw a child from a 3rd floor window. (satire) Your Honor, it is a little know fact, that less than a month before this tragic event, my client Emmanuel Aranda, while walking in a park, next to a lake, saw a child and threw him into that lake. To his surprise, the child instantly began to swim. He did not know that the child had already learned to swim, as his father is  a lifeguard, so that is beside the point. At that moment, my client, Emmanuel Aranda, discovered his true talent, teaching. And when he threw that child from a third story window, my client, Emmanuel Aranda, truly believed, he could teach that child to fly. In closing, I implore you, your Honor,  do not find my client  guilty of anything.  He has a bright future ahead of him, which includes running on the 2020 ticket as a Democrat.