BLUE WAVE COCKTAIL new recipe 2018 http://www.drinksmixer.com/ Instructions: First wipe the mixing cauldron  thoroughly with Bleach Cloth to ensure no traces of Truth or Honesty remain Add equal parts HorseShit and CowShit to an ocean of Salty Tears pour in Bile , Vitriol  and Venom to taste Agitate vigorously until extremely Shaken and Stirred garnish with a slice of rotten Lemon Serve in SHOT glasses with a side dish of STRETCHED NECKS