I had to look that saying up. I LIKE IT. "Two-bob refers to two cents (or two dollars even), and so a watch of this price wouldn't be very good, and would keep terrible time and generally be all over the place. When describing something being as silly or mad as this watch, you are saying that it would be very erratic and unreliable." He does need to be stopped. I can't believe people let him get away with this stuff because he has money.