BREAKING NEWS: Lawyers for Dr. Blasey Ford have made a list of new demands that must be met in order for her to appear before the committee: BREAKING NEWS: In their latest correspondence with the U.S. Senate, lawyers for Dr. Blasey Ford have made a list of new demands that must be met in order for her to appear before the committee: The walk from the point where Dr. Blasey Ford exits her vehicle to the point where she takes her seat to give testimony must be no more that 300 paces or 750 feet. If more than 300 paces, an alternate form of transportation such as a golf cart must be provided to transport Dr. Blasey Ford from her vehicle to within 300 paces of the point where she takes her seat to give testimony. A clean and well-stocked rest room with a full-time attendant must be available for the exclusive use of Dr. Blasey Ford and must be located no more than 30 paces or 75 feet from the table from which Dr. Blasey Ford will give her testimony. No one else other than Dr. Blasey Ford and the attendant may enter this restroom while Dr. Blasey Ford is in the building. At least 10 seconds prior to Dr. Blasey Ford entering the room in which she will testify, the lights in the room must be lowered to no more than one half their normal output, every person in the room who is physically able must rise and stand, and song "R-E-S-P-E-C-T" by Aretha Franklin must be played in the room, at a volume sufficiently loud that it can be clearly heard by everyone in the room. Everyone must remain standing, the lights must be kept lowered and the song must continue playing until at least 20 seconds after Dr. Blasey Ford has taken her seat. Although Dr. Blasey Ford and Brett Kavanaugh will not be present in the room at the same time, the following condition must be met when Brett Kavanaugh testifies: At least 10 seconds prior to Brett Kavanaugh entering the room in which he will testify, the song "THE IMPERIAL MARCH (Darth Vader's Theme)" by composer John Williams, from the motion picture "The Empire Strikes Back" must be played in the room, at a volume sufficiently loud that it can be clearly heard by everyone in the room. The song must continue playing until at least 20 seconds after Brett Kavanaugh has taken his seat. At least six (6) Subway Chocolate Chip cookies and one half gallon of cold whole milk must be placed on the table from which Dr. Blasey Ford will give her testimony. These items must be in place prior to Dr. Blasey Ford entering the room, but not more than 10 minutes prior. (This post is parody. It is not factual. It is sad that in our current political climate I must point this out because even the most ridiculous parody can be mistaken for truth theses days, but here we are.)