The best thing about tonight's candidates are their names... My nicknames for the cast of characters appearing on tonight's exciting (cough, cough) debate ... can you do better? Bumbling Biden Corny Kernel Sanders Little Peter Butthole Cameltoes Harris Jellybrain Michael Who? GooGooGuru WIlliamson Ericum Swallowell Boombang YingYang Johnny Lickenpooper