The Gematria Conspiracy (satire) Gematria in it's simplest form says that numbers and letters are connected. And that the number of a word is very important.  Then in 1976 a brave man appeared and tried to undermine Gematria.  That man's name was Dan Aykroyd (or however it's spelled).  He proposed a new Alphabet, which he called the Decibet. And unveiled it on the popular news show of the day,  'Saturday Night Live.' Here is the document that, had it been implemented in our country,  would have destroyed Gematria forever. https://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75rdecabet.phtml The Gemantriaites made that video vanish. They have threatened me, and my gold fish, they have even threatened my pumpkin patch (I guess cuz we're close to Halloween, I'm not sure about that one). BTW, has anyone seen Dan Akryod lately (or however it's spelled)?  What have they done to Dan? Please, anons, dig this one up!