You know Wexner and Ghislaine and Andrew and Spacey... Bill Clinton, Woody Allen and Roman Polanski But do you recall The most famous diddler of all? Epstein the big-nose pedo Had a gnarly egg shaped cock All of the girls who saw it Nearly went into shock All of his fellow pedos Used their cash and all their fame To get their illicit jollies On the isle of lil St. James. Then one night in a New York jail Someone came to play Jeff, with all the stuff you know I’ll just make sure you can’t say so Epstein the big nose pedo Some say he burns in hell, but Just like a Christmas ornament We know he didn’t hang himself.