She could win:   Flossing With A Mattress contest.   Spitting For Distance contest.   She could duel Hillary for the foulest smelling sausage wallet (Bill Clinton would have to go down on each of them for 10 minutes straight to declare a winner. If he faints before the time is up or doesn’t get them off, clock restarts).   Wattage Created By Friction of Obese Legs Rubbing Together Contest.   HR Puff-N-Stuff Look Alike Contest...