Used this the other day with some Dem guys who still support Football. "So, dude, the Patriots won the Superbowl over the Rams after, like, 3 quarters no touchdowns. I don't think that's right. After all, Patriots have won 6 times. Don't you think it was the Ram's turn? I mean, shouldn't we protest that win and demand that the Patriots give back the trophy and all that money?" "Wait, what? NO! That's not how the game is played. Geez." "But it's not fair! I mean Jared Goff had 38 passes and Tom Brady only had 35! So that should count for something don't you think?" "You don't know squat about football! What's wrong with you?" "Well, popular votes in an election are like Passes in Football. If they don't go anywhere, it doesn't count. Only the Touchdowns count in Football and only the Electoral Votes count in elections. So give the Hillary mantra a rest, dude."