There's no way you're 80 years old. I mean, Maybe you are...But you're comment history is not that of an 80 year old...Pics or you're full of shit... which admittedly would be a weird thing to lie about, So I'm not actually confident you aren't... But it's hard for me to believe you are.    Edit: If an 80 year old is saying;  Glad I bought more popcorn today. PRAY  That's almost more mind blowing than all the other mind blowing shit unfolding.