A Socialist Thanksgiving Dish I'll be taking oatmeal and bologna to my family's Thanksgiving dinner. My Democrat adult family is going to be pissed off... but my nieces and nephews are going to be enlightened.  I do not intend to answer one single question.  I'll let their parents and google take care of that. Ill sit on the patio smoking $15 cigars, and drinking $100 scotch, while I watch millionaires play a game on my ipad pro all afternoon,  with my feet up on the deck rail, like a damn capitalist, and explain what initiative and hard work gets you in this life. I'll most likely be on my own for Christmas, though ;)  Maybe.. a capitalist Christmas in ... the Bahamas?