Pelosi:'If Impeachment Fails, I Will Resign Immediately' Update by the Dummy: SATIRE It's sad when you can't tell the difference between crazy democrat real stuff, and satire. Was looking around a ran into this.  Sorry if it's old news. This impeachment is necessary for our national security. President Trump is a threat to the safety of every American and probably the rest of the earth too. He’s unstable and sociopath. When I was a little girl, I used to greet the mailman and the milkman everyday with a smile on my face. They were so nice to me, like alternate fathers. I wonder what ever happened to them? Probably dead. Oh well. We should bring milkmen back. They were good.  (This is very weird dialogue here) If this impeachment fails, my time is probably up. I won’t wait around. If it doesn’t go through, I’ll resign. This I decree. You like that? I picked it up from my nephew. He’s the governor of California, you know.”