The reason that fats are vegans Obeasts do all sorts of mental gymnastics and warp facts to their liking, and being vegan is probably one of them.  Everyone has heard the phrase "you are what you eat" and they assume this means that since cows eat vegetation, then they are vegetables.  Chickens are simply the stupidest animals on the planet, so if we're referring to their intellect, they're also vegetables.  All hail fat logic!  Everything is a vegetable and they can eat whatever they want. Or they simply don't want to eat animals because it's cannibalism. .  Edit:  I'm not making fun of vegans.  I'm pointing out that fats are retards.  I've actually seen a "vegan" fat eating a pepperoni pizza. Look at all the downvotes!  I've really pissed off the lurking fatties!