Ham at the movies I was at the movies and there was this guy that was breathing so heavy it sounded like he was going to have a hart attack. So I turn around to see what the deal was, it was this ham planet sitting half a dozen rows back. The guy was struggling to catch his breath sitting down. It was so discussing and it was fucking distracting. At any moment I was expecting this guy to kick the bucket. Man life must really suck when it’s a struggle just to sit down. But on the flip it’s good motivation to keep fit, because there is no way I want to end up like that.