Petite Shitladies GTFIH! A clothier shitlordier than Lululemon and A&F combined! Brandy Melville brand. Why have I never heard about this brand before?  I was digging around the internet today for clothing after yesterday's PITA search for shit that will actually fit me because I and many other shitladies are being sized out of most clothing stores and brands due to vanity sizing. I present to you Brandy Melville and they are a store that sells, "One size fits most." Most being if you have a waist over 26 inches their stuff  most likely will not fit you. Their tops are also made for slender sizes and oh boy does that brand have the butterhuffers crying whale tears. Their clothing is also cute from what I see without all the sparkly ponies of the kid's section. Of course the FAs are screaming about how Brandy Melville is promoting unhealthy lifestyles in teens because according to the CDC the average 16 year old in the U.S. is 5'3" with a 31 inch waist. No you fat fucks, a 31 inch waist on a 5'3" teenager is unhealthy. http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/popular-brandy-melville-clothes-size/story?id=26645156 Huffpo whale tears: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lani-renaldo/brandy-melville-clothes_b_4994923.html