Ham doesn't understand how human furniture works Got to do some great shitlording on this fat bitch who keeps getting invited to parties (not sure how or why since everyone hates her).  She was whining about how she needs a queen bed because there's not enough room in a full for herself and her lover (HA!). I piped up and pointed out that I've never had a problem sharing my twin bed with anyone. She just couldn't wrap her fat stupid head around it.  Also got to rub it in her face that I don't own a sofa, I only have a love seat and take fabulous naps (and have fun...) on it. She isn't allowed to sit on this couple's new couch for fear that she'll break it 😂😂😂 totally made up for the fact I had to be around her for several hours.