Torrid Fat [Long] Having a high obesity rate, my hometown appears even fatter in person. Unfortunately, this means more hams than anyone ever wants to see...or smell. This one swine in particular I found in my mall. Wider than it was tall, it was shuffling through the clothes racks and sneering at shirts. It reeked heavily of Lynx/Axe from at least two meters away. I wasn't going to get any closer. It looked like a fat globe on fatter limbs - definitely wider than it was tall - with little splotches around the neck. It's hair was a disaster. Straw-dry looking, unkempt like a rat's nest of knots, dark roots about five centimetres long, brassy orange elsewhere, and the worst cut I've ever seen (on one side of it's fat head, the hair went to the eyebrow and no longer; on the other side, it went to the chin). Its knees were together at an odd angle with feet far apart; it looked like a good shove would send it rollng away. I kept an eye on it as I was gathering up my clothes to try on, but lost track of the piggie when it shuffled away. I went to the women's fitting room to find myself behind said abomination. Beetus knows what it found to try on - I don't think anything in this store would have fit. I tried not to breathe through my nose as I listened to the squealing: "Do you have a Torrid here?" "I'm sorry, a what?" "A Torrid!" I knew this worker (sweet girl, too kind for retail, honestly) and she looked so confused. "It's a store for bigger people!" In case onlookers were confused, it gestured to itself. No, tubby, we know you mean you. "We don't have one of those," I cut in. "Why not?!" Honestly, if it weren't for being in the women's section, I wouldn't have been able to tell from the voice. "Because no one here is fat enough for it." "But these don't fit!" "There's a 2X section just over there." I pointed to where I saw the beast snuffling for truffles earlier. "That's where I got these!" I wish I could say this story has a happy ending, but all I did was shrug as it stomped away. TL;DR - Pig wants to find tarp shop. Probably went to the Food Court instead.