Dealt with fats this morning. Today is the first of the month, which means rent is due. My apartment complex charges a ridiculous $75 fee to pay online and I prefer not to use personal checks. This leaves cashiers checks. No problem for me as my bank is a 10 minute walk from where I live and I get free cashiers checks. This morning I go into my bank and there is a regular fat and a mega fat working the teller stations. I pop out my ID, provide a quick explanation of what I want. Usually this process takes 5 minutes or less for me to have my cashiers check and be on my merry way back to pay my rent. Not today though. These two fat fucks had to start over 4 times because they kept fucking the process up. On the 5th try the thin and fit bank manager finally stepped in and unfucked the process and got my check done. Total time spent though was over 20 minutes.  I don't believe its a coincidence that the obviously most successful of those three was thin and fit.