This video is a running joke with me and my boyfriend. I'm sure we've watched it 50 times by now, to the point where we use the phrase "ride the corporate roller coaster" as a euphemism for anything dental related.  Brushing our teeth, going to the dentist, etc - It's all riding the cooperate roller coaster. Yeah, exactly what I want! To open a mason jar, which has a two-part lid, push aside the raffia, jingle bells, and yard debris to fill my mouth with Beefneck's salty tap water and oil funk. Because the companies that make actual mouthwash are price gouging the public (a whole $3 for mouthwash formulated in a lab, produced in a sterile environment, what an outrage.) And then, in the last 20 seconds of a 10 minute video, Oh, one more thing, you gotta shake it - really, really well. Really. A mason jar of water with jingle bells and pinecones from the backyard glued to it that I have to shake. Great as presents! They even suggest to sell them on ebay - L O fucking L. The lack of self-awareness is impressive. You can tell he's real worried about putting toxic substances into his body... From the name "Poor Little Rich Man" (which makes ZERO sense, but you can tell how proud he is of coming up with it) to Sarah going over the prices of the oils, the whole thing is like a parody. But it's real - these people are comitting suicide in slow motion and documenting it to share with the world. Like when they "tried" to go vegetarian because meat gives Jamie seizures. Two weeks of Simpy Syrup deep frying soy corn dogs before they're back to real, greasy pork slurry. Never mind the tourettes or whatever debilitating medical condition it's causing - gotta eat muh real meatz. These people are fucking hopeless.