Hammy wanted help pushing her car Was getting gas last night, in a bit of a rush to get to our Cinco de Mayo party, and right by the gas station was this huge black lady demanding help, like it was somehow owed to her. I just ignored her and started getting gas. She yells over that she needs two dollars for gas, to please help, I'm the only one around to help, exc. I just said I don't carry cash on me (lie) without even looking at her. She then yells "well the least you could do is push my car to the pump!" with every bit of sass she could display. Bitch, you're looking for handouts, you really think being a fat piece of shit with a shit attitude is going to make swole-bro want to push your car? I finished up and my gf (proud shitlady) and I complained together the whole drive to the party about how I'm not going to LITERALLY carry the weight of her lifetime of bad choices up a hill to the pump!  Bonus: When we stopped at the liquor store, we're deciding which tequila to buy, and this mayo dumpster waddles in and goes straight to the cashier asking if they sold cupcakes or cookies. I immediately started laughing and shaking my head in disbelief.. It's a goddamn liquor store not a 7-11, they only have alcohol and mixers, that's it. She ended up getting all mad and bought two 2L bottles of liquid beetus. Fuckin hell man, fatties are so predictable.