Unrelated to fat asses but a "ricer" with an Integra was throwing revs at me while at a light and chirping out. My son tells me to race him.I decide to be immature and go for it. I completely annihilate his shitbox with my (lmao) Buick Regal. After I hit the speed limit I let off and he does a ricer flyby, it must have been very embarrassing to be demolished by a car that a senior citizen would drive but he probably assumed he won because he passed me eventually after I had stopped. Anyways fuck fatties, the fat that passed you probably ate 4 Big Macs as a reward for out running a human.