Shower thought What if, instead of burying deathfats in bariatric coffins, someone at the morgue was hired to slice the fat off the corpses so they would fit in regular coffins? Then, the leftover fat would be shipped to McBeetus and used as fryer grease to cook food for smallfats. The smallfats inevitably get fatter and evolve into deathfats, soon dying and continuing the cycle like a big fatty circle of life. edit: I really shouldn't have to point this out but this submission is a joke. Nobody's blaming McDonald's for obesity or suggesting anyone should eat fatties. Lighten up.