I know right? I seriosuly though this was satire and giving awesome reasons why shitlords are best.    People do not assume that you are lazy, based solely on your size.   You’re not the brunt of jokes for countless numbers of comedians.   Airlines won’t charge you extra to fly.   You are not perceived as looking sloppy or unprofessional based on your size.   You can eat what you want, when you want in public and not have others judge you for it or make assumptions about your eating habits.