Half ton assholes at the theater. (vent) I was at the theater today with 3 other people and right as we're getting settled in the seats, 4 massive fucks (MASSIVE, no less than 250 pounds each, probably 1200 combined no exaggeration) sit behind me and of course we all know where this is going. The pile of beetusified nerves and bacon strips behind me started kicking the chair every couple minutes, probably couldn't help itself with all the nerve damage and brain addlement. It was constantly leaning against and back away from my seat which was incredibly annoying. It was also flapping its jacket every few minutes against my back since its equator prevented it from having a lap to hold anything on. Unfortunately due to the area the theater was in, it was full of SJWs, and I didn't want to piss off the people I was with so I didn't turn around and say "can your fat ass go up in the boxes or something and fuck off?", though I would have loved to. I was thinking to myself the entire time that I wish this fat fuck family would all have heart attacks and drop dead at once behind me so I can have a good story coming home tonight. No such luck, the world is still full of SJW fat loving cunts that think hippos should have the same rights as humans.