Saw hams kicked off roller coasters So husband and I were reliving some of our first dates: an amusement park!  Awesome, right? Roller coasters are amazing and we love havung the time together.  It is a special Halloween event, so the park is very full and the lines are very long.  This would be stressful but we have season passes for next year, so we just get in a line. When we finally get up to the boarding area, the cluster of obeasts astounds me.  We get in our little car, the last one.  Of the 22 other people and things that get on at the same time, 2 are removed  for not fitting in the restraints. The ex-male fat just keeps trying to fasten the seatbelt, even after they ask it to get off.  The femayo (and the two were not together!) cries and slowly gets off. I have a lively ride. Femayo is still crying on a bench near the ride when we finish.  I loudly mention to my husband how I had been concerned that the seatbelt didn't pull any tighter and that all the restraints on rides are just HUGE.