I'm a real shitlady now I've always been annoyed with hams, but I don't think I really became a shitlady until I started reading FPH regularly in the last few weeks or so. Yesterday, I went on a small outing and I realized I've really become a shitlady. A hamplanet sat across from me, and we were both in tank tops. Her jealousy of my smaller arms was so painfully obvious, but I would've never realized that before because I was oblivious and not a shitlady. The entire time I was out, I was highly aware of all the mouthbreathers. Didn't get to snap any pictures (sorry!) but the thoughts that ran through my head would've done you guys proud. I'm proud to be a shitlady! edit I also saw a hamplanet with a skinny boyfriend and he was all over her, rubbing her tummy (probably trying to help her digest the 200 pounds of food she just ate) and making out with her the entire time. Made me fucking sick. What a waste of a fit guy.