Land Whales yelled at my kid So i took my son to a local park. There was alot of people there so I just figured it was busy because it was Saturday. My son (4 years old) starts to climb up the ladder and this land whale comes puffing and hacking over. She was so fat that it looked like her fat was eating her face, i could barley make out her eyes. She starts screaming at my kid to get off the play equipment. I walked over to my kid and she starts yelling at me "We reserved the park today so take your kid and fuck off". I just looked her up and down and went "I didn't know whales could talk, better make it back to your pod before the waddle off without you". I just told my son to keep playing because when you reserve the park it only reserves the lunch tables and you can stay an hour after normal closing hours. She somehow manages to walk back to her group and they just glare at me the rest of the time. lol