Piggered a fat feminist dyke just now I was at yogurtland with my gf after work and from the moment we walked in I heard this fat black feminist whining about how oppressed she is. Apparently being black and getting free scholarship money along with being first pick for employment with "affirmative" action is oppreshun and being a female in a western country is oppreshun too. None of it made any sense but by this point I was already annoyed purely by all the spacetime she was wasting with her enourmous mass, so I quickly came up with a way to piss her off. I got to the cashier and when asked if we wanted 1 or 2 spoons I loudly said "as many spoons as there are genders that are real."  The cashier looked at me with a confused look (really? knowing how many genders are real isnt rocket science) and I said that means 2. At this point, Shawniqua at the table behind me was pissed. After i kid you not, a FULL 15 SECONDS  of struggling to get out of her chair she finally gets up to berate me. I simply ignore her, we walk outside, and then briskly walk up a slight incline. Aparently that was enough to make her leave me alone xD