No chance it has a job. It's probably just facebook friends with some pizza girl who it thinks it's in love with, but once it convinces her to hang out on a night off, the pizza girl shows up with no pizza and our hero (such as it is), the obeast, realises that all this time it was pizza who truly made her happy! So it kicks out pizza girl, orders a pizza and fingers itself with greasy fingers while declaring a lifelong devotion to pizza.