Last time I ever hit up a buffet was some Chinese place near me. My dear lord the number of hammos occupying that building, it was like there was a goddamned convention there or something.  Nah, just another weekday evening I suppose. Anyway, the kids are having a blast getting their own food, then the missus and I go up to get some chow.  Since when did Chinese places start devoting over half their space to american fat-ass food? Corn dogs, french fries, buffalo wings? The fuck?  That was a waste of money that night. The food sucked, the kids had a good ol' time, but damnit I don't want to eat while fatties are looking at me like I'm intruding on their sacred feeding grounds. Creepy, at the very least. I did get to chuckle at the fat dad telling his fat daughter that she had to eat all her fries and chicken strips before she got to have ice cream, then watch as fat girl threw a tantrum. Moments like that, even my own kids pick up on it and shake their little shitlord-in-training heads. Fuck buffets. Never again.