Fat guys in a little plane So this weekend I traveled home to visit my family and I got put on one of those tiny planes. You know, the ones with a seat on one side and two on the other?  I thankfully got one of the seats that was alone (Social anxiety + flights = weird times). Anyway, I saw two very large guys sitting near each other near the front of the plane. I didn't pay it much mind besides the fact they weren't sitting with anyone (Maybe they were kind of good and bought two seats!)  Anyway, before we took off, the flight attendant asked if two people between rows 4 and 7 (Guy #1 was in row 4, guy #2 was in row 6) could move to the back for "weight redistribution purposes" since the front was too heavy to take off.  I'll let you guess who moved.