Hams on planes - just no Fellow shitlords and shitladies, why do hams that are the size of two fucking seats think they can fit into one seat!! Are they deluded? I fly often and I'm quite tall around 6ft so I often chose to pay extra for an exit row seat for the added legroom. Do you know who else likes to sit in the exit row? yes hams....so. many. hams. News flash, just because you have more room at the front does not mean that you can fit in only one seat, they are like beachballs, fat all way around, encroaching on my seat space! That I paid for! So I'm essentially paying for room for your fat rolls??  Fuck you! The other day I'm on a plane in the exit row. There was me (shitlady) and another fit/skinny guy sitting in a row 3 across with one spare seat in the middle. The plane is about to finish boarding and we think we've made it, we even shared a look with each other celebrating our good fortune when bam! A giant tub of lard comes barrelling down the aisle sweating profusely. He marches right up to our row and I'm immediately filled with dread. This beast is GIANT and smelled like seafood that has been left in the sun for 3 days. noooooooooo! Lard tub then proceeds to wedge his enormous butt between the seats CLEARLY encroaching on both mine and the other passengers' seat space. He even has to "wedge" his fat rolls between the arm rests. I recoiled in horror and shoved myself against the window as much as possible to get away, but when you have a beast this size next to you there is no escape. It was the worst flight, I spent the entire time trying not to look at him as I was afraid I was going to vomit from the smell. It was so bad it was all I could smell for hours after I got off the plane! At one point during meal service he even asked me if I was going to eat my crackers that I had left on the meal tray! Are you fucking serious!  When the plane landed I bolted. He was the worst, but over the years there have been others in the same ballpark. It just makes me so angry that my comfort and flying experience has to be compromised by these fat pieces of shit that don't care how fat they are or how it affects others. If you choose to be that fat, and let's face it, it's a choice, just like I choose not to be fat by not eating junk and exercising, buy two fucking plane tickets. Edit: spelling