I witnessed the best real life shitlording from a real Shitlord Master So sorry for the vocabulary, spelling, formatting, grammar and all that but its a great story if you can understand my writing.  I can not believe I was a firsthand witness to this.  Last night was back to school night for my 5th grader kid where we get to meet the teacher. The Shitlady and I are excited as we walk into class but then spot the 300-350 possibly more Planet talking to some of the parents. Holy fuck are you serious?! We take a seat and she starts to explain the curriculum and all that and within 5 minutes she is out of breath and wheezing. WTF.  Within another 5 minutes the air-conditioning turns off (FYI its not even hot) and it was as if a fire alarm went off. She immediately stopped everything and asked the guy in the back near the AC switch to turn it on again. When within 30 seconds the guy cant figure out which switch it is, the beast charges towards him and forced several people had to move of the way so she could go and switch the AC back on. Then she goes on to explain how she is always hot and the AC is always on and that if your kid is cold they should bring a sweater or jacket. (because a few parents including us had complained that our kids are cold) Here is where the Shitlord supreme comes in.  The beast goes back to explain the class again and she says that as a reward for the kids, once in a while they cook in class. She goes on to list the things they usually cooks and I not joking, (butter, ice cream, corn bread, pumpkin pie and some sauce) and then they eat it in class.  She finishes explaining everything and asks the parents if anyone has any questions and one hand goes up, its a healthy BMI looking fella and he says " Ya I have a question about the cooking you do, wouldnt it be better if you teach them how to make a salad or cook something healthy?" HOOOOLY SHIT!!! The bitches jaw dislocated and dropped to the floor. She starts to visibly shake, turns even redder and starts mumbling something about matching the food to the era and geo or curriculum or some bullshit and the guy simply said, "ya whatever". Thats when the principal popped her head in and says the back to school night is over and the teachers have worked really hard for the passed 14 hours and they deserve to go home. The Shitlady and I ran out and busted out laughing. I have to buy that Shitlord supreme a beer. I hope the bitch doesnt take it out on the guys kid. But I am sure it will.