Recently hired planet is secretly planet, scores maternity leave At my office (which as I've mentioned is 95% in the overweight-to-morbid range) they recently hired an exceptionally disgusting fatfuck complete with the absolute worst smell I've ever witnessed on a coworker. So I've been avoiding that end of the building as much as possible, doing anything I can to avoid the stench, and I find out today that she went into labor yesterday. Fat privilege is getting a job to pay for your secret pregnancy that no one could detect because you're such a disgusting fucking lardbeast.