Absolutely the skinny bitch is to blame!!!  HOW DARE SHE, WITH HER DESIRABLE AND SUPPLE FIGURE, WADE GRACEFULLY INTO A SWIMMING POOL WHILST CREATING NARY A RIPPLE?!?!?!?! (MUNCH, CRUNCH, STUFFS FACE, MUNCH) Seriously, between the abject hatred of fit people and the palpable self-loathing these subhumans exhibit, I don't know whether to laugh or cry.  Either way, I'm having a light salad for lunch and working out after my shift ends....  :-)