What is with fat people and needing to sit in corners??? I was sitting in a cafe doing work on my laptop (and enjoying a post-lunch coffee), and my table is right next to the corner table of the room. I would have chosen a booth or some other seat, but I came during the lunch rush. So the table I snagged was the only one available at the time. Now about 45 minutes later the place is near empty. I get up to buy refill of coffee at the register.  As I'm returning to my seat, this 400 to 500 pounder walking away from the register carrying an extra large bowl of ice cream, 2 full plates of pastries, and an extra large sugary lemon drink is headed towards the seating area. I'm slowly walking back to the same seating area, and we briefly make eye contract. It then full on hoofs it (like full on fast walking like its a race) to the corner table RIGHT NEXT to my table (which has visible stuff on it). There isn't a very large gap between my table and the corner table. So they bump my table to make room to get to their tiny corner table. Did they think I was gonna steal the corner table?? I mean the entire place was EMPTY. There are at least a dozen or more other tables, or booths they could have chosen. But they chose the corner table next to me?? I mean seriously! Who does that? I'm mentally annoyed, but I don't want to cause a scene by moving my stuff. So I endure it for the next 30 minutes. It scarfs down it's meal in about 10 minutes. It then sits there for 20 minutes checking its phone. I catch it occasionally glancing at me over and over. I dunno if It thought I was going to steal its food or something. It then...slowly... gets up..... bumps my table... and waddles out without a word. The clerk comes and cleans the table. I swear not even 10 minutes later. Another 400 to 500 pounder walks in and orders this huge meal. I'm already seated this time. I'm tracking it on my radar, and it...makes a bee line.... straight to..... the corner table next to mine!! Are you SHITTING me?? The place is empty. Why are you sitting in the corner? Especially next to a person! It even bumps its foot into my shoulder bag on the floor next to me. I can barely stand it. I make a disgusted noise, visibly get up, and move 3 tables away. It doesnt notice as its heavily engrossed in devouring its meal and heavy breathing. After about 5 minutes I cant stand it, and I just pack up and leave. Why do fat people need to sit in corners????