What the fuck. She probably took that "poopin" selfie because she kept seeing pics of pretty girls being bum-rushed in bathrooms, at parties. You know, those "peeing pictures" you randomly see that make it on to porn sites, where the girl's all shy and trying to cover up. This beetus-monster got sad that no one would do that to it— presumably because of the nuclear fallout that everyone wants to avoid for roughly ~30 minutes when a ham jihads all over the toilet, until the air clears. dig•ni•ty (dĭgˈnĭ-tē)   n. The quality or state of being worthy of esteem or respect.  n. Inherent nobility and worth: the dignity of honest labor.  n. Poise and self-respect.  That's right, you porcine sloven: go around talking about how you don't need dignity. It's pretty fucking obvious to everyone around you that you don't respect yourself. Why should we?