My boyfriend's friend's girlfriend is a complete and utter whale. I agreed to go on an outing with them and I had no idea until she showed up. She had to have been at least 250lbs. Immediate tension. If you're normal-sized you legitimately cannot be friends with them. The envy is too real. Of course she was also a whiny fuck who abused her dog, so rotten through and through. I have no idea what he sees in her. Bonus: She worked at a games store.