These bitches... Once again I'm stuck at the local pool while my daughter swims. Once again fat as fuck women I've known for years and who get bigger every summer are here sunning themselves  (" A tan makes me look thinner! teehee!") like a troupe of mutated walruses.  I come here to make sure my only daughter gets exercise on days off from swim team practice. I do laps and tread water. We don't eat snack bar shit and drink water while of course the King Kong crew demolish every soda and ice cream sandwich in the place. I wear a bikini because I'm 5'6 128. THEY wear bikinis because WHY?!? What the fuck is up with these gigantic pork chops eschewing the tankini for those meant for us? At least the tankini protected their enormous midsection real restate from snack crumbs and my eyes from the sight of rampant cellulite, titties like lard boulders  and gross sweaty mystery bits escaping out of the inner thighs (unshaven) of their tiny bikini bottoms. Of course I don't snack! The sight kills any appetite I might work up by swimming. Grossed. The fuck. OUT.