I eat pretty fast and I'm not fat. I just don't eat very much, making my eating time considerably quicker than my fellow diners. So while my friend Dusty eats an entire fucking plate of food in one sitting and takes like 45 fucking minutes to do it, I'll eat 1/4 of the plate of food and take maybe 15 minutes to do it. Also he's 6'1 and 145, also not fat lol