A fatty tried to shitlord with me the other day For reference, the industry I work in is very appearance-based and it's not considered weird for clients to comment on the bodies of myself or my coworkers. So the other day this 50-something obeast (maybe 300-350 lbs) came in and started talking to me. He told me about how much he likes petite girls and complimented me for a while, then looked at one of my coworkers and remarked "She's a little too heavy, don't you think?" She is, to be fair, about 170 lbs which is also overweight. I replied, "Yeah, I agree." then looked him up and down and added, "And you're, what, probably twice her weight?" He looked shocked for a second, then turned red and avoided eye contact without saying anything else. I chuckled audibly and let him consider what he had just said for another minute before I left to talk to another client. The lack of self awareness fats possess never ceases to surprise me, though it probably shouldn't by this point.