Bahahahaha that fupa troopa didn't even know what calories were.  That was my first thought.  What I really wanted to say to her was something like "You do know what a calorie is, don't you?  They're the reason you probably weigh more than twice as much as me even though you're only 3/4ths as tall as I am." But I wanted a sandwich and I wanted to be able to sit down inside and eat it in peace, so I held my tongue.