Lazy fucking office hams. Take 2 because Voat verified my fucking bits after I had just typed out a whole wall of text. So I work with a fat woman, what tubblr would call a small fat. She doesn't really do anything but shes such an ass kisser that no one seems to notice.  Last week she had me and the other office girl call up a whole list of suppliers to check their email addresses. So we did that, took about a day. Then on Saturday when it was just me and her she gives me back the list. She asked that I now put all the emails in the computer system. I was like.. ok whatever, I dont know why you cant do this but fine.  So about an hour later she shuffles back out and tells me the story about why we're doing this particular task. Someone from head office was saying that no one up there had the time to do and  so they had refused the task. She told me she said to him that SHE would do it and that SHE had plenty of time. No mention of getting the other girl and I to do it or even to help. She said the guy was shocked and thankful. I was just sitting there seething with a smile on my face, like, you really took all the credit for something you got 2 other people to do for you? Are you fucking kidding me?? Now this bitch got hired in above me when I had already been with the company for 4 years. She doesnt even do her own job. She gives all her orders to the other office girl to type up and before that she used to give them to me. Then she  struts around like some sort of office hero! It pisses me off to no end because if I had been given that job I would do it myself, its not a difficult job. On a Saturday morning she brings in food to make for breakfast. Often it takes an hour. A few weeks ago it was pancake batter. She was literally in the break room making pancakes for the first hour of the day while I worked! And this is exactly what she used to do at her old work place; say she does all the work- does fuck all- butters up everyone with food.  Sorry for the vent TL;DR I wish that thing about fat people being less likely to be hired was true.