Favorite Skinny Moment What's your favorite skinny moment? Here's mine... Trying on a dress in a boutique where you step out of the dressing room to view the apparel in the large mirrors.  As I'm slipping into the dress I was I was trying on I heard interesting comments about whoever was in that area.  "Um...that looks so pretty with  your eyes." "Let's look at a few more things." " Oh, you look so thin. " Followed with weak conviction, "You look beautiful." This from her friend and the sales lady.  But it didn't stop there. She started asking random people in the shop if they liked the dress. I knew we were dealing with a ham by comments made and couldn't let the opportunity slip away.  I stepped out and and raised my eyebrows while scrunchng my forehead and pursed my lips in a look of silent horror. But I didn't stop there. I walked over to the big mirror which she was totally blocking and said I needed to look at my dress. She stepped aside and you could see both our reflections.  Skinny me did that twirl thing to see every angle.  And because I'm a bitch I asked the saleswoman I looked fat.  That was it. The ham started crying and waddled back to her dressing room.  Salespeople and her friend shot daggers my way and I pretended not to notice.  Here's the thing. It was a bridal shop and I was trying on a dress for my brother's wedding. The ham was trying on a wedding dress and it was like lipstick on a pig.  I didn't see her again even though it took a few minutes to ring up and package my purchase. To this day I am surprised that the bridal shop carried hog sizes. And this was a looong time ago.  That was maybe thirty years ago but I remember it like yesterday.  A glorious skinny moment.