This smug fucking whale at the gym So I was at the gym at my university yesterday. I had been jogging on the track for around 30 or 35 minutes.. Now I wasn't full out running, but pacing myself jogging because my goal is long distance. Anyway. As I'm jogging along, one of those fitness classes of about 5 or 6 comes in (it's an indoor track). The instructor is human sized, but the rest are a mix of small fats and 2 planets. All of them start off slow, but it seems one of the planets thinks it's a race. She was one of those short, broad troll types. You know, the type with a huge gut and negative ass... Kind of like an inverted triangle. At this point, I'm getting close to finishing. I'm tired and jogging like a slow ass. This fat bitch comes shuffling up in the first lane beside me. As she's passing, she looks over her shoulder and gives me this smug look like she was better than me. What the fuck.. who does that? It felt like the equivalent of driving and being passed by one of those senior citizen vans. So my inner shitlady said hell no and I picked up the pace and ran past her ass. I turn the corner and look back and guess what? She had already stopped. One loop around the track is 1/8th of a mile. She barely made it over halfway. It literally took everything she had to shuffle past someone pacing themselves for half a loop.  God I hate fats. I bet she's somewhere now posting about how fit she is. Edit**  Forgot to mention the subtle shitlording of the gym. When you first come in, there's three turnstiles and handscanners. You punch in your student id, scan your hand, and go through. Next to the three human sized turnstiles, they have a really wide, handicap bar. Think of those scenes in movies when it shows a car entering a military base. They have to raise the bar to let the person drive in. Same here. If you're too huge to fit through the normal way, you have to go to the front desk and have them raise the handicap bar to let you in.