Episode 643579 of Fuck You, Your Fat DOES Affect Me: Mattress Reviews Are Useless So the SO and I are looking to buy a new bed, and we've been researching mattresses online. We're trying to find a good memory foam mattress but we have heard that many retain a lot of heat (SO is heat sensitive and I am a furnace) and that some can interfere with sexy times (aforementioned heat retention, hands/knees/etc sinking in too far, and so forth). We have been trying to sort through reviews to find a bed that avoids these issues, but reviews for stuff like this badly need weight limits for the reviewers, or at least weight classes. It is frustrating trying to parse which "I go to the gym 5x a week and normally have great endurance" review is a lying ham whose fucking relied entirely on bounce back from a spring mattress and which is a human warning others about a mattress that acts like quicksand. Is Fred H giving me accurate feedback that a mattress' advertised cooling technology is crap? Or is Fred H a piece of shit obeast that overheats while sitting still? Inquiring minds need to know, dammit.