Let's thought-experiment this:  Hams get together and come up with a plan for insta-sugahs. This becomes popular.  ...the face-raping of fat women's carb-glazes would be on such a scale. Everywhere, cows would have other cows gang up on them to snarf down their face sugahs. It'd be a zombie-like apocalypse affecting only obese females.  Seriously, someone with a Tumblr account, make this into a thing. It'd be fucking hilarious.