Found a cache of Choosing Beggars I tried to make these easy to look at. Enjoy? Fatkini ham won't put effort into anything. 'Chubby AF' but wants a tall, handsome country boy to treat it like a princess. Crazytown smallfat doesn't respond well to being shot down. Deathfat SJW with piggy eyes hasn't found Prince Charming Make sure to read its tattoos too; you can't make this shit up. Wants alpha male to commit, looks like someone left a wax sculpture in the sun too long. Looks like if Justin Bieber ate another Justin Bieber and then wore too much makeup. At least it's willing to date other pigs. This one's just a beluga.