The Fats....Must Ruin Halloween Costumes Too Long-ish...Apologize if boring. Just venting.  So I just bought a Halloween costume today... I really don't care about Halloween, but my wife loves it. She's going all out - face prosthetics, makeup, full eye contacts, lacefront wig as Medusa. Basically she wants me to go as Perseus but doesn't demand the same commitment (thankfully). I respect her commitment to the costume - its pretty cool, but I do the bare minimum. Anyway...I went to a Halloween store to buy like...greek warrior costume. "One Size Fits all." Oh no....not good. Hilarity to ensue. So most of the pieces - for the torso/waist are hilariously large. Like...baggy in the stomach and waist. To be expected. Where it gets rage inducing is the arm and leg pieces. The arm pieces go around the forearms. They fit snugly around my brachi but are HILARIOUSLY loose at the wrist. The leg pieces are worse. They have three straps - one at the ankle, one around the knee, and one to wrap around the calf muscle. The knee and ankle strap are fine, more then enough room, extra in fact, but the calf one won't even meet in the back.  This can be only be made for fucking fat sausage people! The only man this would fit well is a person who literally has sausage arm/lower legs!  No definition whatsoever! They designed something to be worn by people whose ankles are the same as their calves! Because that's all the fucking fat fucking men in America now! Sigh. Anyway....just more fat America bullshit.