I've screamed at a lardbucket before for making those noises on a bus whilst sat behind me. What made it worse was I was wearing headphones, listening to metal and rock, which should have drowned it out. But no, fatty had to fat. It makes me want to vomit, punch someone and scream all at once. I got that male shaped blob told and he looked so offended. Before he could argue back I pointed out my headphones. He looked very shamed faced and got off at the next stop.