But it's a meal! (+pics) I waited in a McBeetus for my coworker one morning since it was warm in the restaurant and he wanted Beetus for breakfast (we walk to work together). As I waited for him, a mother, grandmother, and child came into the restaurant. The child was so fat that I could have worn his clothing with no issue other than the pants being too short. The worst part is he was barely a pre-teen, if he was a pre-teen at all. I would guess his age to be between 8 and 10 years old. He's asked what he wants  for breakfast and he yells about a Chicken McMuffin (they have these in Korea, do you have them?) until he sees something else: a pack of Sausage McMuffins. The idea is you can buy them for the office or a family, but he's under the impression that they're grouped together so it must therefore be a combo set. He then begs for this five-pack, but his mother and grandmother told him it's to share, not for one person. If only they applied the same logic to literally everything else this mini pork pie eats. I neglected to include eye bleach last time so here's a pic of me with new hair.