If you could go back in time and ask an ancient civilization what their prediction of the downfall of man would be, what do you think they would say? Them: Disease? Hunger? War? Us: No, Obesity. Them: What's that? Us: Where humans eat too fucking much. Them: WHAT?! Why would they do that?! Us: Because of their feelings. Them: That's stupid. Us: Tell me about it. America is 36% obese currently. Them: What's America? Us: The land of whales. Them: There are WHALES ON LAND? Us: Yes, and they moo and make tumblr accounts.