Been having a Gordon Ramsay show marathon on and off for the past couple of weeks... In the last season of Hell's Kitchen, around the third episode a lard was kicked out. I have no fucking clue how she got through the first round with her dish, but she barely made it through the second episode (she didn't know what she was doing and got kicked out in the first couple of mins,) in the episode she got kicked out of she didn't know what she was doing and then was nowhere near when discussing who the hell was going home. She was in her own world, out there completely. Btw, her dish to Ramsay was - not even kidding - a gingerbread cookie crusted chicken with who nows what. He spit it out immediately. And she said she was "inspired" by the cookies that's why she went for it. Of course she was.  I'm watching season 5 of Master Chef. Female hippo made a weird dessert. One of the judges asked if that's really the best she could do. She said " this is really good, I know it is." no lie, the judge walked away rolling his eyes saying "ok." it cracked me up.