Any and all of the following:   It's muh thyroid!   It's just genetics, everyone in my family is my size   I have a knee problem so I can't exercise   I have a slow metabolism   (If femayo) I haven't lost the baby weight yet   I don't want to be a skinny, anorexic-looking bitch   It's not my fault I'm big. When I was a baby my mom used plastic bottles and the chemicals in the plastic screwed up my hormones and that's why I'm fat. Stop being so ignorant and go look up "obesogens". (I actually had an obeast say this to me! He was trying to argue that these "obesogens" from 35+ years ago were making him obese today)   I could probably write these allllllll night (: