Company softball game 400 people at my company, maybe 25 of us aren't some level of overweight. I've never had any respect for these pigs, but I didn't realize I could be even more ashamed of them than I already was. This weekend was a company softball game against a bunch of other fat losers from some other company. So, I decided to go check it out, if for no other reason than a laugh. Maybe 3 fit people were on each team, and they did nearly all of the work. Pitchers running past the shortstop to make a catch; one hitter per team to hit people in, who only made it to bases because they were walked; outfielders standing with their arms out, missing pop flies by 5ft. It was absolutely absurd, even more so since pretty much everyone on our team bragged about playing softball or baseball back in school.  But the absolute best part was when they'd accidentally make contact with the ball, then have to "run" to first base. Picture elbows up in the air, making room around their huge guts, since they couldn't swing their arms like a normal runner. ALL THE FAT bouncing and jiggling every time their hooves slammed clumsily against the ground. It seriously couldn't believe how pathetic these idiots were, and I didn't exactly have any respect for them to begin with. I have to go through some of these sorry excuses for humans in order to get permission to do shit at work. They don't look like they could run a quarter mile without having a massive heart attack, but some of them have power over me. It's a total shame. But, now I know just how pathetic they are, and I get to recall how foolish they looked every time I see them at work, so I guess it was worth it to go observe the shit show.