Last evening at the local greek diner... Last evening, my parents and I elected to eat our dinner at the local Greek diner nearby our home. Normally we order take-out from this place only in emergencies (power failures, badly mangled evening schedules due to Interstate highway traffic congestion due to wrecks or car failure, etc. My mother doesn't use Voat, but I've introduced her to the general lingo of FPH and she has now amalgamated the term "hamplanet" into her vocabulary, and often will point out such specimens "in the wild" from time to time. As we were sitting waiting for the server to attend to us, my mother alerts me to the presence of a hamplanet: "$mailboy, look at that hamplanet!?! How can it get so huge?" She says in a low tone. I couldn't see hammy because i was locked into the end position of the table in my wheelchair, So I figured on catching a glimpse of the mayodumpster as it passed through the exit. Sure enough, a few minutes later, it waddles out with its elderly "mother" I guess, and proceeds to make its way to its automobile, a mid sized Asian crossover of some type. All the while my mother is making comments like it is a Sunday afternoon golf match on TV: "Oh look, it needs a cane to remain upright..." "How can it fit in that thing?" "Its gut is up against the steering column!" "it has to use the outer edge of the door frame to get in... would you look at that?" " I wonder how the suspension will handle the weight?" I commented that they were lucky a tire didn't give up under the strain. Then they left. My mother is still astonished at how much food they can put away in one sitting.