I'm pretty sure it went down like: Weatherford grunts, alarm is enabled, alarm stops, Weatherford grunts, alarm is enabled, alarm stops, ad nauseum until he freaks out.  I'm not saying he's entirely blameless, but the fact that they have a lunk alarm and no sleeveless shirts policy, and pizza night, and bagel days, etc kind of lends credibility to his claim.  But you are free to disagree!