I say we have a national "TRIP A FAT DAY". Now that doesn't mean go out and trip five fat people. JUST ONE, so it doesn't look planned. If everyone trips just one fat person then they won't know what's going on till the end of the day when their all on their SJW websites crying their buttery tears about how some patriarch tripped them and walked away laughing! (Make sure to make it look like an accident!)