> be fatty, at work > stare longingly at a dozen box of donuts > brilliantidea.jpg > run to the fridge > carefully remove leaf of iceberg lettuce from a head, while trying not to breathe too heavily on everyone else's food   > slowly waddle back to the cafeteria table, because that run must have burnt 120,000 calories (easily), and need to make sure I don't die of exhaustion > carefully place leaf of lettuce on to the top of the now pile of donuts, on a plate > take a pic for insta, because duh. #healthy #ilovemybody #intuitiveeating #saladsareawesome > proceed to maul box of donuts, like a feral wolf, as coworkers look on in horror I love eating healthy, guys.