He just wants to be friends! I don't get it! Sorry for grammar on phone. In at kneaders enjoying a morning coffee and FPH browsing when a Hamplanet sits in front of me. Her smallfat friend then comes to the table carrying two of the sugariest drinks I can imagine, and conversation ensues. HP "So you know Rick?" SF "Yes he's the skinny guy right?" HP "Yeah. And a tool. We go out a lot. We just went to dinner last night, and he told me 'i just wanna be friends.' it came out of no where!" SF "Wow what a tool. Did he say why?" HP "No. But I bet it's my weight. Guys are so shallow and just can't look past it. I'm fucking beautiful and now he doesn't ever get to know." She says that as three orders of the drenched French toast comes to their table. 1 goes to the snallfat, and the Hamplanet immediately takes the 2 pieces from one other and puts them on her others. Butter, syrup, and whip cream loading ensues. My bet is he was afraid she would eat him by mistake of food. God they drive me crazy.