Gelatinous mound of humanity too big for her own bones So this fat, disgusting tug boat of gelatinous oozing flesh fell... And because she's so obeasty, her arm (larger than my waist btw) snaps like a poor over stressed twig trying to break the fall. THIN PRIVILEGE IS NOT SNAPPING ARM LIKE TWIG WWHEN YOU FALL So she is posted for surgery, and it gets delayed.  Her only concern? Wait for it... Wait... A little more... She wants to be assured she will get TWO DINNERS for her meal instead of the usual that everyone else that isn't a subhuman greasegoblin is fine with. A job? What's that?  OH...that would be something that worthwhile people engage in. Summary:  fat buttergolem falls.  Snaps arm under sheer mass.  Cries piteously until fed double portions P.s. How do I post pics?  Not of this sack of shit sandwich because that's a violation of privacy.  But for the future. Privacy?  What about the PRIVATE HELL I suffer through giving anesthesia to tugboat like you?  What about my private ptsd I get when I have to lift your breast off the SIDE OF THE BED because your so fat?  What about the PRIVATE therapy sessions I need due to how disgusting you are.