Fatty almost made me miss a final I hate that the fats always walk directly in front of traffic.  They never look where they're going, then they can't be bothered to get out of the street.  I took a final today, and as I was pulling into campus, some blob oozed her way onto the street and then proceeded to walk down the middle of the fucking road almost for almost half a block, doing that lazy rolling waddle that land whales are famous for.  There was a fucking sidewalk and she stayed in the middle of the road, flipping off the drivers when they started honking at her.  Then she stopped and turned to face the vehicle closest to her and oinked loudly at it for a few minutes while still in the middle of the road.  Had I been in the truck directly behind her, I would have been sorely tempted to ram her.  As it was, I wanted to drive around him into oncoming traffic and then flatten the bitch anyways. I was almost late for my final in neurology because this shaved cow couldn't be bothered to move onto the sidewalk.  If you don't make it on time, they lock the doors and you automatically fail.  A drive that should have taken me less than 5 minutes took me almost 20.  Thankfully I always leave tons of spare time, so I made it, but I had to sprint across the length of campus to my building in 100° heat because of that behemoth.  It was fun trying to focus during the test while bordering on a heat stroke. I hope someone else got pissed and ran over that fat bitch.