My uncle had a birthday dinner recently Quick story. Background: My Uncle is fat, and a hunter. My mother was having a birthday dinner for my uncle. I decided to come, along with a decent chunk of my family. We were setting our plates up, and I was getting myself a decent serving of brussel sprouts, because fuck yeah. I like to fill up on vegetables, because responsibility. My uncle says "You should stop eating so much rabbit food". This is annoying because he constantly makes fun of me and my brother who are some of the only fit people in our family. But my uncle also always seems to have, in his own words " lost 5 pounds". (If he was telling the truth I would estimate his weight to be about negative 50 pounds".  So, on his birthday, I popped my public shitlord virginity. I said "Well maybe if you ate more (finger quotes) "rabbit food" then you wouldn't be where you are today with your back issues" He was offended but let it slide eventually.