Fatty on the bus doesn't want to share the empty seat I was taking public transit the other day because I didn't have time to do the hour and 40 minute bike ride to my work (yes poor planning on my part, I know). The bus was absolutely packed, I had to stand near the driver at first because it was so full. As the ride continues, people get off, I slowly start to work my way more towards the middle of the bus, all the while more people are still getting on, so the bus continues to be full as shit. About half way through my trip I noticed there is one seat free, oh but what's this? This smug fat bitch has her purse in it (and at least a quarter of her body). She had the absolute smuggest look on her stupid fat face, and refused to make eye contact with me as I stared at her in disgust. She was in the isle seat, and her purse was taking up the window seat. What the fuck fatties.