The dilemma of being very close friends with a fatty Most of my friends are human, but there's this one cow who's huge as fuck. It's even worse because it has a small frame, so the fat has long run out of places to spread to give her any semblance of feminine proportions. She constantly whines to me about being rejected and ignored by guys, seemingly not realizing it's her disgusting lard that's placing a barrier between any sane man and her. She doesn't think she's that fat, just slightly overweight. Meanwhile her BMI of what must be 30+ says otherwise. Gotta love that fat girl confidence. I like subtly shitlording her. At the end of the day, she's a fucking whale.