Fatty Fatty Boombalatty talks about how it loves plastic bumpers because when it parallel parks, it doesnt stop until it hits a car. after getting berated by commenters it says its because it cant turn its head very well and just uses side mirrors. Its too fat to turn its head and so crashes its car to park. but its totally not its fault. its those asshole parkers who only leave 1 space between them instead of 2.