Fats won't open doors The building I work in has those automatic door opening buttons for people in wheel chairs. I have never seen anyone in a wheelchair in my building, but the automatic door openers get very regular use. Guess from who...GO ON, GUESS! Fats. Yesterday I was leaving the building, just as I reached for the door, a fat on the other side pushed the button. Seriously, it could have just waited for me to open it; I was right there. The buttons are always a fair distance away from the door in my building, so it's not like chuberella had even reached the door. So I  get to either wait for the door to open slol as hell or push it open and eventually wreck the mechanism.  Fucking fats, too fucking lazy to operate a fucking door