A drunken Scotsman wanders into a pub to grab more beer. While at the bar, he sees two rather plump ladies at the far end enjoying their cocktails, and decides to chat them up. He grabs his pint and stumbles over, visibly drunk, right next to the girls. "What brings you two Irish lasses out to the pub?" he slurs. With a repulsed look, one of the women replies, "Wales." Drunk and confused, he ponders for a moment. "Beg pardon. What brings you two whales out to the pub?"