A Friendly Reminder To You Shitladies, and a Note To You Shitlords, too! Just a friendly reminder that a woman doesn’t get to decide what’s beautiful for herself. It’s either The Patriarchy™ or wanting to be a fatass with beetus, high blood pressure and heart disease. That’s your choices, ladies, you either obey the meanie face men or the meanie face fatties - no decision in your life ever gets to be truly your own. Your only option to escape the patriarchal matrix is bacon sundaes and sedentary lifestyles! Heed my fat logic warning or suffer the consequences of not needing a scooter in your 40s! Hellish fate!! In case you forgot, Shitladies, I’m here to reeeeeeemind you that your svelte, active, healthy body isn’t a result of your own discipline and choices. Nope! It’s The Patriarchy, a collective of old white dudes, forcing it on you. Related, I just want to take a moment to thank the Patriarchy and Shitlords out there. This lean body is pretty awesome and fun to do things with! Cool!!