Lord of the Fries On Christmas Day, my Nana and I had to venture out to Walgreens. While there, we see two she(?)-hams battling for the handicapped space closest to the door. In the left side of the parking lot was an entire hamily squished inside of a pitiful silver car. On the right side of the parking lot, a gigantic beastly, Shamu-like creature sat in an equally disgusting-looking red car. Now, this is where the fun begins. Momma ham is preparing to turn into the parking space, when out of nowhere, Shamu swerves in front of her, preventing the Mother ham from depositing her hamlets into the store. Shamu makes it clear to the entire world that she is unhappy with the hamily by screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT PARKING SPOT. I AM SEVERELY CRIPPLED. I HAVE A BAD KNEE."  At this point, Momma Ham knows that she has lost. She flies angrily out of the parking lot, almost running into two young children, and zooms out into the street. And Shamu? She waddled into the store, chins raised and fupa poised, strutting her stuff, like she had won a prize.  Tl;Dr Entitled oinker demands parking space from eatbeast. Eatbeast then proceeds to almost murder two children.