Guys, I can't. Fats are absolutely so disrespectful. I'm just disgusted--not surprised, but still disgusted--by the selfish, self-centered behavior of fats. If you didn't already know, fuck retail, because not only do you have to communicate with fats and act like you're not disgusted by their presence, sometimes you have to clean up after them. In this case, piss. Guys, fats are such awful, negligent parents. I get it, sometimes kids piss themselves. But I know my customers enough to know that the kid was probably telling its mothef that it needed to piss, and the cow was probably off grazing somewhere ignoring the kid, throwing it the ocassional "uh huh" or "shut up." So this hamlet pisses her pants and tells her mom. I happen to overhear, and proceed to clean it up. The kid was probably about 10 or 11 (hard to tell). A normal person would have been apologetic, offered to clean it up, been ashamed, left and got their kid clean clothes. No. This fat cunt continues shopping, digs through stuff and drops shit on the ground and leaves it there; an aisle I spent a good TWO DAYS picking up because it was such a disaster zone. Complete disregard for anyone other than themselves, not even their hamlings. It let its kid stand around in piss soaked pants for the rest of its shopping trip, probably dripping piss on the floor, knocking shit over and not even picking it up. Fats are the worst customers. Fats are the worst healthcare professionals. Worst officers. Worst examples of humanity. Fuck you if you're fat, the rest of the world fucking despises you.