What in the shitting fuck is that?! I'm not even sure which disgusts me more... The "salad" or the whale that made it! How in the everliving fuck is that creature still alive?! It was out of breath just stirring that pot of beetus and was clearly salivating!! Eww! To me a pasta salad is just a salad with a small amount of pasta added to it! Even a simple pasta salad would have celery, red onion, pickled beetroot, cucumber, cherry tomatoes, sweetcorn, bell peppers, lettuce and various other mixed leaves such as watercress, pea shoots and spinach! I usually add a tin of tuna to it or shredded chicken breasts (That's for a large serving bowl full that serves around 8 people) The ratio of veg to pasta is about 3:1 if not less. The only dressings I have on it are rape seed oil and balsamic/malt vinegar with lemon juice/mustard or a small amount of Heinz Light Salad Cream (maybe a teaspoon, just enough to thinly coat it, not swimming like that shit was!) It horrifies me that it added a fucking tin of condensed milk to the "dressing" (usually known as a soup in that quantity!)  That entire video is utterly fucking vile!! I'm fed by a tube these days and can't even eat anymore but this makes me want to go and hug a bowl of proper pasta salad!