Gross fat mama moon can't exit a car like an adult So me and the boyfriend decided to go to a haunted forest kind of thing that was hosted and made by a few local boy scout troops. It's an event I have been to on a lot of occasions because the walking areas can be really funny (like a whole "cereal killers" section with a little bee covered in blood screaming the word "Cheerios" like it's bloody murder).  Anywho... We get there and we are park in the grass. While we are still in the car and waiting for our friends to arrive, an entire family of lard sculptures comes in next to us in a pick-up truck. First out comes the mini moon and a fat guido dad, followed by a rumble behind the front passenger door. The door opens a crack, followed by a fat arm literally pushing her door into my boyfriend's car and a whiney voice saying "the door is too heavy". The bitch that the guido had to help roll out of had to have been at least 350+... I think it was actually her ARM that was too heavy, but that's neither here nor there. My boyfriend immediately gets out to look at his car after and the fat bitch started wailing "I didn't touch your car" "you tapped my car" (which is great, we've literally just been sitting here) and "it's not MY fault". After a ridiculous yelling session while my boyfriend stayed completely silent, my boyfriend responded so simply, "maybe if you have trouble getting out, you shoild park further away, or get a car with a wider door". There was luckily no damage to his vehicle. She went red. We lost faith when guido fat pulled out a stroller and a smaller quasi-moon. The nasty fuckers said that they are "going to sue us", followed by asking for none of our info (not even names) and waddling away. About 3 minutes later our friends arrived and we left for the front. Big surprise, we made it to the ticket line first because moon mom had to get some lemon beetus.  Sorry. End of rant. We both hate fatties.