A few stories from work. So I just got a job a bit over a month ago, and it's in retail. I work at the front end of a minimum wage job bag items, bring in carts, etc. But while working here, I gained a few stories to share!  First blubber butt comes through lane in a scooty puff, buying chips, candy, and more liquid drinks that I could have in a 1 year supply. He needs help out with the stuff to his car (Guess why), and as part of me being nice I ask him how his life is going. He reply's, "Life's kinda bad right now. I have a condishun where my stomach puts its acid back in my mouth and it tastes awful and my digestion hasn't been great lately," Jesus, if you're having religious acid refluxes something is wrong! He then proceeded to have one as he got into his car. He tells me they happen when he moves around a lot. I wonder why? Second, I have to clean bathrooms when I close the store, no biggie. Except we are open til midnight. Someone on the fucking scooty puff gets up, leaves the puff in the middle of the isle, to go into the bathroom. 30 minutes later, he gets back. I go in there for a check up, and lo and behold its like chocolate rain. These fats don't even have the decency to clean up after themselves.  I found out grocery store ilses are some of the biggest shitlords you can find. I went to help a lady get her items onto the scanner's conveyor belt since we needed to move like 4 people through line in 6 minutes or so. So I ask her to move over to bring her cart through, and she stands against the wall while I push the cart through to bag her items. I push the cart through the isle, and the cart gets stuck between the checkstand wall and her fupa. It's disgusting. She literally has to lift her stomach fat up and over the cart to get it through the isle because those isles were designed to fit two regular humans at once! It's disgusting how that jello tub had to lift its own fat just to let the cart through. I proceeded through my work shift as usual, but I couldn't stop laughing to myself after that incident.  Fats don't think their fat hurts others, but trust me, when you smell, act, and are big as shit, people can't help but notice.