Lean is green It’s not enough. It’s not enough that they stain and break your furniture. It’s not enough that they drive your health care costs through the roof. It’s not enough that there are food riots in Haiti, Sudan, Yemen, Mexico, Egypt, and other countries because they do not have enough to eat whilst Tublrs gobble donut after donut wobbling on their couch in overstretched yoga pants suffocating under the Patriarchy.  Overweight people create more air pollution than thin people do. Yes, these gluttonous undisciplined, lazy and decadent eatbeasts fuck more things up because furniture just isn't enough.  A 2004 study by the CDC found that for every ten pounds gained by the average American, airlines burned 350 million more gallons of fuel to carry the additional weight. That fuel spewed an estimated 3.8 million extra tons of carbon dioxide into the air. 350 million more gallons of fuel for every ten pounds gained.  So next time, do ask your local blue-haired progressive SJW Tublr if she cares about her carbon footprint. Ask her loudly because she’s probably chewing. Then give that special unique special little snowflake special treatment, special recognition. Give her a little gold star for her carbon footprint.