Fat coworker brags about all it's sex I have a coworker that brags all the time about its one night stands. It thinks because it can get men to fuck it (probably hams themselves) it must be beautiful and worthy and etc etc.  Here's a secret FPH: I'm a virgin. I don't believe in having sex until my wedding night, and that's something I'm damn proud of. Hamzilla is aware of this and will frequently teehee that I wouldn't know what they're talking about because I'm "not a real woman yet" It's just so funny that this ham has no respect for its body in any way, shoveling cocks and food into its body constantly then bragging about it. I usually don't tell people about being a virgin, it just came up at work one day when someone asked me if I was because I was Christian (I think they were trying to shame me) but this ham constantly tells everyone that it's having tons of sex even though none of us want to know.  No shame.