Account Deleted By User Every New Year's since two years back, I'll go on fat patrol. I run through the local university and stare down fats. The best part is that I visibly look younger since a) I'm in high school, and b) being slim takes years off your age. point breakdown 1 point per fat who looks annoyed 2 points per fat who says something 3 points per fat who tries to get a pic 5 points I you get a pic of said fat 6 points if you yell at fat to set down food you win if fat starts to chase you for every 10 points, I get a cookie. usually end up eating one or two. enjoy