Taxis for Fatties?! Ridesharing actually. I rarely use Lyft instead of Uber. One time I was using Lyft and I asked the driver why is there an XL option? He said that's for passengers who can't fit in regular cars like his brand new Honda Civic. The brand new Honda Civic is very roomy for me. Think about it; there are people who are too fucking fat to even fit in that car. Fuck this world for fat-enabling apps. I worry that CanWeAllGo will be mainstream one day. Washington State is going to fall fast now that they declared obesity as a legal disability. I just hope Texas doesn't go down this route.