So I'm watching Say Yes to the Dress... If anyone is wondering, this is the episode called "Vision Confusion." So this ham is getting married and first off, she has a human sized twin sister. Gunetiks, right? Anyways, when they asked her what kind of dress she was looking for, she told them her vision was a "classy porn star".  The hosts faces just kinda showed it all. It was a very wtf kind of moment.  So this ham wants lots of cleavage showing because it's her "best feature". And don't even get me started on her literal ham planet best friend who is behind her 100% and was talking all about how porn stars are misunderstood. I'm not knocking on porn stars in any way but, are you fucking serious? Only hams would say shit like this.  I just needed to rant for a minute because any time I watch this show, the hams are seriously the worst. Luckily there's a very pretty shit lady for my eyebleach.