Corporate land whale got fired last week Last year I'm selling girl scout cookies for my daughter and there happened to be one other person also selling them, Corporate lard ass orders twenty (20!!!) boxes of cookies from the other person, and not a single box from my daughter. Last week they got fired for their shitty production and generally being a waste of space. I'm fucking elated to know I'll never have to see them waddle down the hallway again, or be a victim of one of their glares, through power hungry eyes, partially obscured behind rolls of fat on their face they had attained by eating fast food everyday of their life. Fuck you cunt. I hope you die of a heart attack.