Disgusting Norwegian hambeast TV host almost dies I live in Norway (as you regulars maybe already knows), and I used to be proud of my nation. We were a nation of tall, lean, gorgeous people. Now? It's disgusting. Approximately 50 % of the population is fat and it's getting worse by the day. Back in the day, people on TV were expected to be attractive, you know, so that you didn't barf up your dinner watching it. Not so anymore. Else Kåss Furuseth is a disgusting, ugly, massively obese female obeast that the feminists and hipsters love. It has this horrible "comedy" show where it prances around pretending to be proud and secure in its disgusting planet of a body.  Recently, this obeast was going to do a parachute tandem jump. So far, so good. But when the professionals ask it how much it weighs; does it tell the truth? Nope. It fucking lies, or as it said itself: "I had been a little diffuse regarding my weight before the jump, teeeheee". The result? It almost fucking kills both itself and its tandem jumper, they both has to perform an emergency landing.  Fucking fats, how I fucking hate them.  Relevant article, in Norwegian Obeast E.K. Furuseth: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YvXCz1B43aU/hqdefault.jpg