Tired of these college butterhuffers I. AM. SO. PISSED. I love my college, it's small, there's lots to do, easy ways to become active in the community, classroom, and gym. What I don't like is the metric shit-ton of fatties that waddle around campus.,these fucks are spherical and they're going to get food nearly 3 times a day every day and getting 2/3/4 helpings of food. How our cafeteria works is you swipe your card (19 meals per week bc 3 meals Mon-Fri and there's only 2 meals on Sat/Sun) and then you're into a big buffet style area with tons of options and coke machines. There's the usually items such as pizza, salad bar, sanwhich station, but there's also a dessert area with an ice cream machine, cookies, pie, etc.  I watched a hammy stack 6 (SIXX!!) mozzarella sticks on top of an already full plate then get a full sugared coke to wash it down. I like coke on occasion and I will not drink pop on any normal day, but these fatties are getting 3 glasses of the syrupy disaster for one meal!! One fatty actually broke a chair in front of my friends and I and I couldn't hold back the laughter, he openly said "I knew I was fat but not that fat." Who the FUCK eats two pieces of pizza and 3 tacos and STILL has room for a bowl of ice cream? WHO DOES THIS? Also, why is it the fatties that stay up until 2am screaming in the halls? I openly bitched at them to shut the fuck up but apparently they've got so much fat blocking their ears they don't know how to listen. Campus police was even called in (not by me, I'm a bitch but it's up to their own if they're going to sleep in and fail) and it's sad how it took 5 18 year olds an authority to learn how to not be an asshole and shut the fuck up. Also, I had to teach a sheltered fatty how to do laundry the other day, not my choice but it's damned stupid to go off and not know how to wash, dry, then fold a sheet. These fatties who can't even take care of themselves should not be getting a higher education, period. Sorry for the rant, I'm just super pissed about having to see more fats than usual on a daily basis.