I went to a healthy cooking class. A fatso was there. Hilarity ensued I was actually trying to make an effort to remain neutral and not show my shitladi-ness but the other people in the class did me the favor of speaking up so I didn't have to. This store sponsored a cooking class to promote something (I don't remember what, I didn't buy the thing). It was on a Friday and I didn't have classes so I signed up. Everyone else were skinny old old ladies and super sweet too, giving nice ideas to teak the recipes we were being shown and talking about their own healthy cooking shotcuts. Then there was this fatso. She arrived late (surprise surprise) in a cardigan with buttons holding on for dear life. This fat-ass kept standing up to take pictures of every step and getting in people's way. I wanted to see the lady prepare the stuff! Related: how do you peel an avocado? The old ladies came to my rescue, sweet as pie (too sweet, in that kind of southern way) asking it to sit until everything was done, because she was old and frail and had trouble standing up to see (not really) The fat also springs to action when the food is ready (we're supposed to try the meals) and surprise surprise, it takes more than her fair share. At one point in the class the cooking lady shows us how to make a healthy sandwich for packing lunches. Just take your regular fillings and put them in a hollowed out zuchini (use the insides for other meals) [like so: https://pt.pinterest.com/pin/121949102383037830/]. We tried them with smoked salmon and arugula and it was awsome. Everyone was giving ideas for different filling and the fatso says, I shit you not "What about filling them with mayo?" The teacher was gobsmacked and at least half the older ladies were laughing super loud, with the rest stiffling a giggle. The teacher tried to be nice and said something like "You can put whatever you want in it, but mayo isn't the healthiest option. I guess it would be alright if it was just a little, but then you might as well just have bread" In the end it was super fun to hang with the ladies full of tricks up their shitlady sleeves and see what a life-long healthy diet gets you: all of them looked fresh and full of energy and bright around their 70s-80s. The ham was somewhere in the 30-40 range (we answered a quiz) and looked like she was at least 60. Not the good kind either, she looked frazzled, dumpy and lifeless, even though everyone else was old enough to easily be her mom