When r/FatePeopleHate was a thing, I made a throwaway comment about a weight loss experiment gone awry. Someone asked me to flesh it out, and I eventually did. I give you: The Island of the Planets I posted this on reddit before Voat came around (I believe) and remembered I never posted this here. It usually costs a dollar (the thought of hamplanets paying me money to get outraged is just irresistible), but it's free for (almost) five days now. If you have Amazon Prime, you should be able to read it for free anyway. Amazon lets me post it for free every three months I believe, so if you miss this, you can just wait for the next window. Anyways, I hope it gets a laugh out of you, although I should probably post a trigger warning: some of the hams actually do try to better themselves. It's fiction, after all. http://a.co/5wrITV1