Disgusting blob Lyft driver Caught a Lyft from the airport the other day and was repulsed by the thing masquerading as a driver. It waddled out of the car and lifted up two of our light suitcases into the trunk. It then spent the next 15 minutes out of breath as it drove towards the house. Fucking gross piece of shit also had the A/C at like 65 degrees because of the six inches of blubber it has all around it's body.