I think I might have come across a case of stolen valor comitted by a hamplanet. Hoping for some input to confirm. I work in a hospital.  One of my patients is a 300lb hamplanet who, despite being a Canadian, claims to be a retired US Marine.  He claims he flew fighter jets and had to eject five times.  I'm not in the military and I have practically no knowledge on the topic, but I find it suspicious that he ejected five times.  You would think after ejecting two or three times they wouldn't let him fly any more.  He's also only about 5'6" but states he used to be 5'10" but lost four inches of height as a result of parachuting.  Again, I'm not an expert, but do jumpers really lose that much height?  When I Google his name (which I can't legally disclose as a health care provider), I don't get any results, though he states he has been retired for 30 years, so any records of his service may not be online. I really suspect that this fatass is full of shit.  Can anyone here who is in the military or otherwise is knowledgeable about the topic weigh in? TL;DR: 300lb fatass Canadian claims he's a US marine who ejected from fighter jets five times and is four inches shorter as a result of jumping.