Yep. My odds, as a smoker, of getting cancer are about 30%. I usually smoke under half a pack/day, and I don't pretend it's healthy or whine about "Health at any smoking level." What are your odds of getting the beetus, or having a stroke or heart attack before you reach fifty, Lardbarge McGee? Shall we start the countdown now, which one of us becomes immobile first? Because my money's on you. 260 and about 5'2? You're an inch taller than me and outweigh me by about 155 lbs. That's not "a bit of a belly and a bit of a butt," that's fucking obese. You literally weigh more than twice what I do.  And yeah, I never smoke in the car. I never smoke in the house. I stand downwind of anyone who doesn't smoke. I went out to dinner with my dad a few weeks ago and we sat in the bar area where they allow smoking; I realize that was the first time I've smoked inside an actual room in over ten years.