Fats and Fighting - A Rant Why do fats think they know about fighting? Whenever I’m reading discussions about fights, usually MMA/UFC, there’s always at least one fat in the comments talking like some sort of fight authority but actually talking complete shit. Why do fats always talk like they’re martial arts experts? Why do they pretend to have this knowledge? Even with the most rudimentary knowledge of combat sports you can see their bullshit a mile off. Every time I see some idiot talking absolute garbage about fight sports on the internet, I click on their profile to see them and every time, without fail, it’s an obeast. They fucking love wearing Tapout too. I wonder if the owners of Tapout hate them for destroying their brand image or love them for spending so much money on 4XL Tapout Tarps.