Whale on a scooter goes through my line. Cashier behind me sympathizes. So, a butter-heifer comes through my line at work (as a cashier). She can barely fit in the scooter seat and gets out of breath loading her things on the conveyor belt even though customers behind her were helping. When I get her all checked out she wants to use her card to pay for things, but says in a whiny voice, "I can't even see what it says. How can I sign it?" I can see she isn't going to bother to even try to stand, so I walk around and am forced to slide her card for her. (Eww!)  She finally coasts away and out the door on her scooter, first bothering the poor greeter and saying she needs someone to help her load her things, of course. As the next customers is loading their things, the cashier behind me says, "Oh, that poor thing." I have to stop myself from loudly scoffing. I can't say anything too offensive in case the customer in front of me isn't a shitlord, so I just shake my head and say, "Yeah, must be hard." She continues, "My mother is like that too. Can barely stand up. She can't lose it either. She sometimes has to force herself to eat but she survives on almost nothing." I was afraid if she said "starvation mode" I wouldn't be able to stop myself from laughing in front of the customer. She didn't.