I saw a ham who is going to lose a foot today I had to go pay one of our "workers" today. Now I use the term worker loosely. He's a guy in a scooty puff that collects disability and sits in front of one of our construction sites making sure the sidewalk is clean and letting in workers and the like. And in return we toss him some scooting around money every week. Now normally I'm not responsible for paying him. He called today freaking out that he needed to be paid early for reasons. I drive over to his apartment, call him and tell him to come down. He says he can't cause his leg hurts. I go upstairs and he answers the door. Holy fucking shit. Dude's leg was like triple its normal size and bright purple with the veins bulging out. I am completely dumbfounded as he starts telling me about his beetus and circulation problems and asking me if I want to come in for a beer. I hand him his money and tell him he has to go to the hospital fucking immediately. He waves me off and says he's just going to drink some beer, have cake (I shit you not) and keep off his feet until the swelling goes down. I think come next week we are going to be forced to look for a new worker to watch the site. TL:DR Ham has leg blow up to triple its size and turn bright purple but chooses to ignore it to drink beer and eat cake.