Fats fucking with my food WTAF?  I actually made an account just because this shit happened to me yesterday. I was running around yesterday getting ready for some out of town guests.  I was feeling a bit tired so I decided to get an afternoon coffee to perk me up.  I walked into a local coffee shop and ordered an iced coffee with just a splash of skim and a splenda.  When I went up to pay, an enormous butterbeast was making the coffee and rang me up.  She was super rude and short with me, (also sweaty and out of breath which is nasty) but I didn't think anything of it and started walking out of the store while taking a sip.  I nearly spit coffee all over the front door. There was so much sugar in this coffee that I could literally chew it.  I went back in and asked for my coffee to be re-made correctly.  The fat fuck openly rolled her eyes at me and muttered something about splenda being "worse than sugar" and that I needed the extra weight anyway.  Normally I wouldn't say anything, but when people fuck with my food, it really pisses me off.  She had no way to know this, but I am a chef by profession.  It's one of my most firm beliefs that you don't add ANYTHING to food that the customer does not expect.  I consider it a form of assault actually.  So I did something I'm not entirely proud of.  I lied and complained to the manager that I am a diabetic and that the ham could have killed me with the sugar.  The manager assured me that there would be disciplinary action taken.  I am going back there in a week and if I see that fat bitch there again, I am going to complain again.  Fuck her.  Sure, I don't have diabetes, but what if I did?  I wonder how many people she did this to before getting caught? Has a jealous fat every fucked with your food?