Just saw a kid shitlord his own dad at the market. The little boy was sitting in that kid seat store carts have with his big daddy standing nearby. I was across from them in another checkout line. Out of no where he loudly goes, "Dad why do you have bumps here like a lady?" Then squeezed one of dad's tiddies, "Beep!" Looooooooooool. Best lunch break ever. I hope that little guy keeps that up so his dad lives long enough to see the biggest moments in his life!