"Scumbag Parents" It's Halloween. Mr. Ferret was on door duty while I watched our toddler and the dog. So he answers the door, hands out some candy, closes the door and mutters, "scumbag parents." "What's wrong?" I asked. "These fucking parents are carrying their baby around, holding out a pillowcase and asking for candy. The kid is only a few months old, you know it's not for him." Apparently "dad" was rail thin and looked like a drug dealer, and of course mom was a planet. Fats have zero shame and will do anything for free beetus. I hope ham mom loses a hoof.