Little Old Shitlady on the Subway Today a little old lady with a cane hobbled on to the subway car during the morning rush. As usual, two hams were taking up 3 seats. One of the hams looked at the old lady, gestured to the six-inch sliver of available seat between him and his neighbor, and said, "would you like to sit?" The glorious little old shitlady - though obviously uncomfortable from standing - took one look at the tiny space and said, "that's not going to work." The hams were like, "kay, whatever." It took a nearby shitlord to actually get up and offer her a seat. Tl;dr: geriatric shitlady with a cane would rather stand than squish between hams; hams don't even care.