Fatties sure love their FitBits! So, I go to an activity populated with mostly older middle age ladies. Everyone is fat (one started out slim but has blimped, probably justifying it since it's a 'busy mom, tee-hee!') except for me and one other woman (her and I are also both active people). Every single person in the room is wearing a FitBit, with only two people not having one wrapped around the wrist. Take a wild guess as to who those two are. Yup. All the women are wearing FitBits except for the two ACTUALLY FIT people. Always gives me a good chuckle. They probably use those FitBits so that they can tell themselves that they totalllly burnt 10 billion calories and deserve that extra large milkshake. God, these pigs are dense.  Actually, I take that back. Actual pigs are intelligent animals. Fats are the opposite.