April Food's Day, 2016 Around this time last year I was mostly a lurker at FPH and didn't post this when it happened.  Things have changed enough since then that I can post this without worrying I am going to get my ass canned.   I am the office jokester.  I have taken it on as my duty to keep my coworkers laughing.  I cling to the Jimmy Buffett lyric, 'if we couldn't laugh we would all go insane."  So, really I am here to help everyone's mental health...except the fats.  There is no helping them. My April Fool's day gag for 2016 was not original. I'm sure you've seen a variation on this before.  I did the trick where it looked like I brought in two boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts and inside were veggies trays with some dip.  So first they saw this: Box-O-Donuts and opened it to see this: Mmm, Veggies About 80% of the people in our office are fit and healthy, and they all loved my prank.  In fact, after they got tricked, a number of the office shitladies recruited others for me to trick them too.  It was a lot of fun.  By mid-afternoon, I actually had a number of fit folks come up and thank me for the unexpected snack that they could actually eat.  At the end of the day, I was packing up the very small amount of veggies that were leftover and was going to send them home with one of my coworkers who was fighting breast cancer.  She was grateful for the healthy snack and I know it saved her a bit of money, which she was tight for because of her medical treatments. There I am in the breakroom, with one empty donut box and one that was about 25% full of remaining veggies, packing them up.  The office Planet walked in.  I hated this sugar sucker.  She was as rotten as most fats are.  Shitty disposition, bad attitude, liar, all of it.  She looks at me packing up the veggies, curls her fat lip, raises an overly plucked out eyebrow and says to me in a short, clipped voice, "Looks like you have a lot leftover.  Not a surprise.  People don't like to be tricked like that." I replied, "Are your eyes not working? There were two full boxes this morning and now there's only a small baggie left.  Looks like more people eat vegetables than you think!"  I then gave her my cheekiest smile, finished bagging things up, and skipped away.   I guess she didn't report me since I never got in trouble and a few months after this she left for another job.   April Fool's Day is on a Saturday this year, so I have year to come up with something good for 2018.  Ideas welcome, especially if it triggers the fats.