It’s crazy but almost the exact same scenario has been described either here or on pre-failure Reddit... It involved a couch. I’ll try and find it Here is one among several I’ve found: https://youtu.be/WjAsIOwh6l8 It figures, though—the human body is very adaptable, so if you plop one down in a couch for two years, well, it’s probably not going to bother forming skin around the parts that the couch is taking care of. Remove the retard from the couch, and the skin could grow back, if an unlucky medical responder manages to keep bacteria out of the wounds...