I'm sick of fatties thinking they are so healthy for eating pigged out versions of normal, healthy food. The past couple days, I've been bringing salads and a greek yogurt cup to work to eat for lunch. I guess one of my coporkers noticed this and decided she would start doing this too. I go to sit down for my lunch break, when my ham coworker asks to take hers too. We were pretty slow so it wasn't a big deal. However, she sits down right across from me and starts talking about how it's really "impressive" that I bring and eat a salad for work every day. First off, what the fuck? How is that impressive? I'm trying to stay healthy and save money by not eating out.  Whatever, then hammie announces that she's being healthy too and also brought a salad. I was like, okay, that's great. I'm glad she's trying to be healthier. I don't know why she has to announce it but whatever. I take out my salad and begin to eat it. It's a spinach and mixed baby greens base, with a little bit of feta, some sliced almonds, grilled chicken, and sliced strawberries. Then fatty pulls out hers. It's iceberg based, which is fine but iceberg lettuce has barely any nutrition. It has about an entire cup of cheddar cheese, some bacon bits, and one hard boiled egg. I decide to just keep my mouth shut. Then she leaves the table and goes off in search of some dressing for her salad. She forgot to bring some but I work at a restaurant and we always have Italian, French, and a few others. I keep a bottle of balsamic vinaigrette at work so I don't always have to bring my own. Anyway, she comes back from the kitchen complaining that they are out of ranch dressing. I decide to be nice and offer her some of my dressing. She declines and shows me that, although we didn't have ranch, we had mayonnaise in the back. Then she just starts pouring mayo all over her freaking salad. It was absolutely disgusting. After we ate she told everyone who would listen about how she ate a healthy lunch and how energized she feels. Ugh.