Fucking fatty almost took out some children... So I'm at my daughters soccer game, when a fatty almost took out several children AND caused the game to come to a screeching halt. Parents and grandparents usually sit on the sidelines as the 5 yo's run around on a smaller field. Well, today a grandma who was morbidly obese stood up from her chair and practically fell on her ass/side...right as the kids were running past.  Luckily, the kids were able to get out her way, but since she was laying on the field both coaches halted the game and ran over to check on her. She starts screaming that she doesn't want help, she'll just "scoot to her car". She proceeds to scoot 2 centimeters at a time while refusing help from EVERY ONE and saying "I have bad knees, I'm so embarrassed" over and over. Finally someone convinces her to get off her ass and it takes 4..yes, 4, people to get her back on her feet.  After a few steps, she gets someone else to carry her chair to the next game she had to sit at...which was all of 10 ft away at a neighboring field. So yeah, several kids almost injured, 4 adult backs probably ruined, and not a single fucking apology out of her mouth, just excuses.