Fats make believe like theyre children The fatties post “fat athlete” and “fit and fat” nonsense all the time.   The problem is that stuffing a lumpy, lazy body into 100XL workout gear and posing around the places where dedicated people exercise is just pretend.  If they’ve waddled a ‘mountain’ where there’s fucking picnic tables waiting, it’s just a hill.  If they are using a box to stand into pull-ups, their pull-up count is 0.  If they’ve taken a pic just holding equipment, the activity is called “imaginary”.  If they’re hanging out by the heavy weights, they’re a heavyweight.  If they are dribbling a basketball like a 4 year old then they ain’t got next.  If they’re taped up like the gloves are going on, they’re fighting their own exhaustion.  If they’re bursting the seams on running clothes, they’re...not even running? What the fuck is this ridiculousness? I can’t even with this BS. It runs across the path? It’s balanced in a pose, there’s no strides being taken. Why the fuck is it holding its breath!?!  Seriously who makes shit up like this?