I Triggered a Fatty Because I Wrote a Paper About Obesity's Impacts Not sure if this should be in FPH or the discussion forum so if I posted to the wrong place feel free to move it there if you can (dunno what mods can do) Hey guys. It has been awhile since I had any shitlording moments in my life. I had my European Ken-doll of a cousin come to Hamerica and we had a lot of fun outings checking out the zoo animals that American urbanites have become and I may write about it some other time (he rejected so many fatties), but this story is about a complaint lodged about me by a student to the Academic Board at my university. Scroll down to bottom for TL;DR. This is gonna be long. I found out today that the paper I submitted for one of my classes came under a lot of scrutiny. It was a well-cited, multi-faceted analysis of the physical, mental, and direct and indirect economic ramifications of obesity. You can skip the next block of text if you’re not interested in my brief overview of what I wrote. I only focused on the United States fiscal burdening, not a worldwide analysis as that would have made my already 50+ page paper prodigiously excessive. Anyways, I made the paper a tripartite analysis that discussed the physical ailments caused by obesity such as cardiovascular disease (CVD), left ventricle hypertrophy (LVH), cancer risk, cerebral formation aberrations, etc. The second part covered the potential cognitive impairments on intelligent quotient (IQ) and the increased risk for cognitive deteriorations such as Alzheimer’s disease and Dementia. The final part covered direct expenditures (hospital visits, prescription cost increase, etc.) and indirect costs (lost productivity from absenteeism, etc.) to the economy. Now that you’re back if you skipped that, my paper turned out to be well-regarded and I was given a lot of credit by the professor and his staff. It was a nice feel-good moment and a big source of pride to me to know the effort I put into this bitch of a paper was worth it. So, it was especially shocking when I got a call this afternoon by my school telling me I needed to meet with members of the Academic Board due to claims of discrimination, ableism, and misogyny (lmao, wtf?). I met with them at the appointed time and it turns out the fat tumblrina in my class who was one of the members of the peer-review procedure reported my paper for the aforementioned reasons because her fee-fees were hurt. She claimed that I was promoting (and I quote) “Inciting a propaganda campaign against people of other body sizes (ableism), supporting the discriminating and shaming of non-ideal bodied people, and specifically trying to undermine, blame, and persecute women of non-traditional size (because I cited a report that showed there were more obese and morbidly obese women than men).”  I thought this would be treated as the humongous joke that it is, but apparently these retarded allegations are being considered seriously. I am being threatened with an academic citation and potential referral to a disciplinary board for a punishment of some sort. When the fuck did writing objective, scientific, and well-documented truths become an offense or crime? What dystopian universe is this? I hate the fatties, but I kept my paper completely objective with no subjective statements or conjecture. This was a purely academic and objective paper to highlight that the growing girth of American citizens is killing us in every way imaginable. Fun facts: I got told that papers such as this should also mandate a “trigger warning” due to the potential psychological impacts and breakdowns it could cause and that I could be contributing to eating disorders. Despite finishing the course with a 98% I was also threatened with a redaction of my grade (thankfully my professor told me he would refuse to do this and would petition on my behalf if they attempted to do this to me). I’m pretty pissed about all of this and hope it blows over and gets thrown out relatively quick. I have a great GPA and I scored well on my exams, so I have a good chance of get into my desired graduate university/program. I fucking hate this fat fuck right now.  TL;DR: I wrote a paper about how fat asses impact the economy and how being a fat fuck increases your chance of dying and potentially fucking up your cognitive abilities. Triggered a landwhale into writing me up and I’m facing potential disciplinary measures that could apparently fuck with my GPA and reduce my chance of getting into my dream school.