April is the new January (Gym Fats) I've noticed a new trend at my gym. Rather than the new herd of resolution fats signing up in January, they're now procrastinating even longer and coming in now. My theory is they wanted to binge on the valentine's and easter chocolate one last time before they "lose weight".  Also, spandex and lycra is a privilege. Not a right. Cover the fuck up. Nobody in here wants to see your fupas and fat rolls.