Honestly, I hope this catches on: "Do-it-yourself stomach pump sucks food out of you before it's digested" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYZHoz9jOHA Fatties are wastes of air, water, and resources in general. I know they're self-culling, but it's going too slow. This is like bulimia, but you don't have to strain your fat ass by puking.