UPDATE: Hambeast Roommate Makes Hilariously Terrible Financial Decisions Hello shitlords and shitladies! I lived with a suicide-attempt-botching, 7000-calories-of-cheese-in-one-sitting-eating, SJW, mayogender beast for a portion of this past academic year, till my family saved my ass by allowing me to rent a sublet. I didn't have enough money for this sublet, so they graciously offered to help. With their help, I only had to pay about $300 per month out of my pocket, in addition to my old living expenses and what have you.  In short, although I'm hugely grateful to be away from Reeeeee Reeeeeeeee Rotunda, she's still pillaging me financially.  This disgustingly fat pig doesn't pay two rents, so it gets to piss all its money away on shit to make it look better. Facial masks, huge-ass packages from Forever 21 (The words 'crop top' and '4X' should NEVER, EVER be used in the same sentence... Sweet jesus...) and facial piercings (it stuck a septum ring through its pig-nose, making it look even more like a farm animal). Why the fuck does it not fucking eat less?! So, while I pay more money to get out of a crazy environment it created, the cream-consuming cunt gets to spend freely.  I mean, I do get some entertainment. I see her walking around outside, her access adipose oozing through the cut-outs of her crop tops like some fucked-up Play-doh fun factory.