I may have shitlorded my way out of a job today. I have been known to shitlord offline on the regular but I've managed to keep it out of the workplace - mostly - until today. I've been a registered stemcell/bonemarrow donor for years and they've found a match, to donate I have to take a day off next week so they can drill out the premium stuff. Two of my femayo coworkers found out about this and were reeeeeeing about how their cundishuns automatically disqualified them from being registered ( as if hams give a shit about anyone else ). I overheard this and blurted out that all of their cundishuns are self inflicted and that they should be ashamed of themselves for destroying the originally strong, healthy bodies they were given. Long story short, this sent them stampeding directly to HR. HR is populated solely by fats. Still worth it, wouldn't have felt right to keep quiet.