Your Chariot Awaits I travel for work pretty much 24/7 and had the unfortunate displeasure of working with the biggest Obeast I have ever met, 5' 7"and 270ish lbs of mayo. First impressions: I meet her at the car rental kiosk where she is SCREAMING at the employees that she is a 'plus-size' woman, and that a "clown car isn't fucking cutting it". I walk over and glance at her paperwork, they gave her a Chevy Malibu; a BIG American full sized sedan. Eventually the obviously foreign clerk caves and puts the keys to an SUV in her sweating hands, to which she replies "how hard was that?!" and walks away. Everyday she only talks about how many guys 'hit on her' and how terrible the food is around here. 8 days on this work site and I'm about to lose my mind.