It's not about "remake and present" like an Aspie doing Social Skills shit, it's deeper than that.  The Slaton Sisters have something wrong with them mentally.  She's too dumb and lazy for college--there's a reason the SAT is a more powerful predictor of student success than high school grades.    I bet that the reason she's a "college graduate" is because of profs mistakenly passing her instead of doing what /u/Uglybutnotfat does.   Statistically and anecdotally, it's more likely that she doesn't know her stuff than that she knows her stuff and was a good student but was just morbidly obese with a "I'm really dumb" accent. How does someone her size expect to do lab work, anyway?  Having someone like that, whose guy could bump things,