I have a lardbeest coworker like this. We chat about this and that and the conversation invariably goes to food. Namely, her asking me what do I eat in roundabout ways. I share, and she makes faces at the mention of seaweeds, ground flax seed, fresh berries, dried mangoes (which are life itself) and fresh uncooked greens. She mainly eats lucky charms, cookies, bagels, burritos, Chinese takeout (entire 3-4 person family meal worth of food at lunch), fried chicken and various chips. Oh, and she bakes and brings a cake to work every week. I can't believe how picky she is and how she refuses to eat anything that takes her out of her white food and garbage comfort zone. But she says she wants to lose weight and gets teary eyed about it. Whatever bitch.