The fat has gone to my brother's brain Hello, fatpeoplehate! Long time lurker, first time poster. I have a few stories I've wanted to tell you but haven't until now   Backstory: every night after dinner, my father and I play a few rounds of some old video games together. We have a slightly strained relationship, and this is one of the only times we can get together and have fun without family drama getting in the way- that is, until the obeast that used to be my younger brother decides to come downstairs and ruin everything. He does everything possible to distract me and make my father win instead. It gets on my nerves, but usually I end up winning anyways. Father does nothing to stop him. Tonight, said obeast was reeeeing while I was trying to pull off a complicated maneuver in Mariokart, so I decided to shitlord him- "Hey, I think your time machine (he has a cardboard box in his room that he calls his time machine) malfunctioned, because you seem to have accidentally duplicated your chin!" There's so much fat clogging his head that he didn't even get offended. I know that I could have gone worse, but I wanted to avoid possibly being grounded by my father since my parents will bend over backwards to excuse my brother's lardassery.