Rant: Never trust a fat. Set Up: On my way home from the airport, the public transportation system has a major train derailment. No trains in either direction for hours, maybe longer. I'm stuck at a station only a few stops from my starting point, but at least a $50 cab ride away from my destination. It is evening rush hour and there is a major storm in full swing (serious flooding, all the roads backed up, and of course the public transit mess all happening at once.) I have a smart phone but have yet to install Uber. I'm fucked because I'm at least 60 people behind in the cab queue and hundreds of people are starting to pour out of the station realizing they have to find another way to their destination. Shit is going down. Story: Guy next to me shouts "anyone what to share an Uber to my destination? I say yes right away and say I've got cash (because I had over $100 on me). Then a fat woman, says "me too" and the guy and I figure well why not split 3 ways instead of 2. At the same time two normal weight women call our for an uber share too but I already said yes to the guy and so I let someone else join their group. That was a mistake. If there is EVER a group sans a fat, join that group and always avoid fats! Back to my tale of woe... So, guy gets uber and says it will cost $35 total, but I hear him say $33, and think well that is easy to divide by 3! I gave him $11 and told the fat to also give him $11. He says nothing about us giving him less than our fair share. Then, and only then does fatso announces she only has $8 fucking dollars. Who the fuck says they have cash (for a cab/uber ride) and then only produces $8 fucking dollars (this is in an expensive city and both of these people live here so they fucking know much shit costs!) So, since I'm already committed, it is really raining and the storm is picking up and I just want to go home...I pay the guy $3 more dollars thinking well, this is still less than if I waited for a cab alone. Fattie is acting all weird and says "I'll pay you back" but to the guy, when she saw me pay him for her share! So WTF with that?  Remember, we are all three strangers to each other. Oh, it gets worse… We get into our uber and try to get to our destination…traffic and the weather make a normally 15 minute ride take 45 minutes. Now, the whole ride fatso is doing nothing but yapping at high, oh so high, volume. She is up in everyones business and acting overly star struck at places the guy and I have visited…she made weird comments to me like "oh you should adopt me!" When, as as adult, have you ever told another adult they ought to adopt you? WTF? Oddly, as the guy and I talk of family and friends we adventure with, fatso only talks about coworkers…she even told us her emergency contact was a coworker. Not sure why she shared that nor what I was supposed say.  So, a few blocks from our destination we get stuck in traffic because a tree hit a power line and took out a bus in the middle of an intersection just before our stop. By the time we get to our stop, the uber trip total was $55 and of course fatso tries again to tell the guy she will pay him back and makes such a big scene about the whole issue that I cannot get a word in edgewise with the guy to sort out what I owe him. The storm is still raging and I just want to get home. I give the guy a $20 because I did not want him to suffer for allowing me to join his ride and I used up all my small bills paying him for our original fare. Of course fatso will not fucking shut up, and I could not manage to ask guy for change for the $20. Fucking fatso globed on to the poor bastard as I departed (I think she realized he was single and we all know she it is single!) So in the end, I paid $34 to get to my stop and at least the guy who offered me a ride did not get stiffed.  Epilogue: That poor bastard…I saw her standing so close to him they looked like they were a couple as I left the station…never, ever, under any circumstances, trust a fat. Also, don't bother to "help them out either" because they will never just accept something small and be grateful, they just want more! Fatso never once thanked me either…she just stammered about "I'll pay you back if you contact me"  and shoved a business card in my hand. But, not once did she bother to calculate (or ask!) what she owed and say I'll pay back the dollar about I owe you. Nor, did she ever express gratitude or say it was nice to meet me. Fatso never even asked me for my contact info, so you know, she could pay me back! Oh, but spent 45 minutes together in a car and she wanted me to adopt her! But nope, no time to ask who actually paid for your ride or the contact info of the person you own and how much you actually owe them! I hope that guy was able to ditch her. In all honestly, the money is not a big deal for me (I am grateful for my lot in life) but the attitude is just appalling. All fatso had to do was express some gratitude and act civil and polite and I'm pretty sure guy and I would have just let her join our ride for free and split the fare 2 ways, but no, fatso had to be a fucking fatso and make a trip that ought to have been an adventure into an unpleasant chore. She lied at the very beginning, she said she had money when she did not and her behavior thereafter was just an extension of her lying fat fuck personality. Never trust a fat.