Had a roommate once I had a roommate once, who was pushing 300-350lbs - maybe more. Anyways, the guy couldn’t wipe his own ass well and left shit streaks on the seat every time. He told me he hadn’t had a solid shit in years. One day I come home from working a 12 hour shift and I’m exhausted and hungry. He asks if I want some Mac N Cheese. I tell him sure, I’m just so tired I can’t even think about making anything, so why not? So he finishes making 3 boxes of Mac n cheese, and pours it all into a big serving bowl and grabs a fork. He comes in the living room where I am and starts eating out of the serving bowl. I’m like hey, can I get some before you you’re in there double dipping and stuff? He’s like oh, yeah no sorry, 3 boxes didn’t make as much as I thought. There isn’t enough for you too. Then proceeds to squirt a disgusting amount of ketchup in the bowl, mix it together, and eat the entire 3 boxes of Mac n cheese in front of me.  tl;dr Fatties be fatass-ing Edit: some stuff my autocorrect decided it knew better than me