Shitlording at the airport So I got to be a part of a little shitlording during my travels this winter break, so I just wanted to share this little bit with you guys! So, my dad and I got checked in through security in the airport a few days ago and we decided to hit the airport Starbucks to get a quick breakfast before our flight.  We proceeded to get in line behind this behemoth of what used to be a 5'10'' human woman.  Flabby patty is asked what she would like to order and it replies "I would like one sausage egg and cheese sandwich, one bacon and cheese biscuit with extra bacon, and one double chocolate chip frappuccino, I need the caffeine tee-hee!!" After the hippo gasps out the rest of its order, the starbucks girl asked for it's name and the hambeast replies in a gasp, "My name is Claire!" As soon as it waddled away my dad leans over to me and whispers "I bet that her name is short for Éclair." As soon as I start bursting out laughing, my grandpa comes walking over, looks at the wildebeest, points at it, and whispers into my other ear, "Holy shit, I think the Missouri varsity Bear Wrestling team must have a tournament here!" I don't think I've laughed so hard so early in the morning before.  Anyways, hope you guys enjoyed my great start to winter break as much as I did!