One thing that fat people are good for: They really put life in perspective for you.  Yesterday I was feeling kind of down. I won't bore you with my first world problems, but I was just kind of bummed out about some minor shit going on in my life. Then I saw this fat, ugly, disgusting beast at least 300lbs with bags of fat hanging down her arms and legs and a giant fucking fupa. She was fucking hideous and I thought to myself "what a disgusting animal. I'm so glad I'm not that ugly pig". Then I realized just how lucky I am. I might have some issues in my life, but at least I'm not an ugly, obese, hideously unattractive hamplanet that everybody hates!