The worst case of passive fat logic I have ever encountered Story time kids. So I was at a party last summe with friends of a friend. Said landwhale was the hostess and birthday girl of the party. This absolute lardass had it all. Her oversized fatty bombs to boobs were pushed almost up to her second chin. The attitude was decent to everything that wasn't in regards to weight or working out. Her boyfriend was a 1.95 cm tall nordic viking who easily benches over 100kg. It made my scrawny dad bod ass jealous. Not for the girlfriend but for his body. So during the evening it comes up that she cant lose weight, and she has tried every diet possible. From water cutting to calorie restrictions to god name it. The kicker you may ask.  When I was putting my beers into the fridge there i see it. A sight a grown man with a candy fetish has never seen before. One half of the two divided see through fridge boxes were full with candy. And I am not talking about fun sized halloween candy. These were fullsized. So fudge* her genetics and her fat calorie loving logic. You're not pretty when your pounding poundcake.