Heh, I'm the thin "new wife" (it's been almost twenty years, but still) and it's awesome. The jealousy of his every-growing ex has been a near-constant thing in our lives, and while it sucked in the beginning because of her nastiness and harassment, as the years have gone by and I've stayed slim while she has become a full-fledged obeast, as I legit had a college football player ask me out six months ago and I'm almost 46 while she is 50 and looks over 60...it just gets better every year. I can't wait for my SD to get engaged & married. I mean, I'm not looking forward to having to be in the fat cunt's presence (ex, not SD--I love my SD), but I am sure as shit looking forward to wearing something snug-fitting and gorgeous while she wears some sort of tarp, and being nice as hell to everyone so they can wonder why they were always told I'm such a horrible bitch.