Why are fats so fucking loud? Anyone else notice this? Like their damn voices. I suffer from insomnia and sometimes I just crash and need sleep. When this happens I wear ear plugs as I know it's irrational to expect everything to be silent, and they work really well, as a rule. However, my LL employs an eatbeast as a plumber to take care of his properties and I was woken up, through my xanax induced coma and my ear plugs by a lard barge on the phone (through my double glazed windows and shutter as well) to this loud, obnoxious lardbarge shouting into it's cell phone.  It's now standing in the hallway on it's fucking cell phone making a fucking racket because someone has called it. It's stopped dead in it's tracks on the fucking stairs, because obviously fat cunts can't walk and talk at the same time.  Fucking kill me. I despise these cunts. Bad enough I have to treat them at work, worse still they shit all over my fucking plans to catch up on some sorely needed shut eye on my day off. Fucking bring in a mass cull of them already.