I just tested positive for Covid I started showing symptoms after being exposed to so many people in healthcare, so I went in to be tested and sure enough.... Covid!  This is a piece of cake!  A headache, little bit of a fever, mildly sore muscles and coughing maybe three or four times a day.  This is truly a plague sent to punish the fat fucks!  They die horribly because of their rotten health caused by their gluttonous lifestyles, while healthy people are just mildly annoyed. Fuck you fatties!  You get to die while I'm dealing with something no worse than a cold or a wussie case of the flu!  This is absolutely pathetic.  I can do this standing on my head.  All your health shaming won't save you now, you disgusting grease goblins! Once I recover, I'll donate plasma to people that need it most, like infants or people that have received organ transplants and are on immunosuppressants.  I can designate who I give my antibodies to, and it will be only to people that deserve it.  No fatties allowed.  You get to die.  Have fun rotting due to your shitty lifestyle choices.