Whale destroys its own and another's vehicle on a quest for beetus, with bonus karma delivery Stopped at a Thai place for a late lunch (4 pm) with the husband, making sure I sat facing the window so I could people watch. Watching a whale attempt to parallel park a Dodge Caravan (of course). There is ample space, the space is about 1.5x the length of the car - you really should be able to do a simple two-wheel-turn parallel parking maneuver. Instead, we observe the beast back way up onto the curb, scraping her car loudly - which is how we noticed it in the first place. It then proceeds to move forward. Unable to learn its lesson from backing up onto the curb, it turns its steering wheel FURTHER in the same direction, then backs up again, proceeding to loudly scrape the BeetusMobile on the lightpost. At this point, we start giggling, but the obeast persists! If that was me, I would've driven the hell out of there lest anyone actually see my shame-filled face. Instead, this specimen moves forward further; corrects the direction of the BeetusMobile; then backs up....INTO THE VEHICLE PARKED BEHIND HER. At this point, we go from laughing to incredulous and I snap a picture of the BeetusMobile and the license plate with my phone. She bumps the other car enough that it rocks in place, then proceeds to keep attempting to park. After a 3-4 minute struggle, the BeetusVan is finally parked, at which point the beast emerges - a smallfat, contrary to the FUPA-style chin we could see through the windshield. It then waddles back to the back of its shitty Dodge Caravan, inspecting the damage - does not even glance at the vehicle she had backed into, let alone bother leaving a note - and then waddles away down the sidewalk. We were in complete disbelief about all this - got a piece of paper from our waitress and wrote down the car model, the license plate, and said we witnessed the hit & run (hit & waddle?) and to feel free to call us if they need a witness.