Need shitlording ideas Ok, backstory: My fiancé and I are in a beautiful resort town for the week because he's a keynote for a conference his company is doing. We both used to work at the same company a few years back and one person we knew who's still there is coming as well.  This guy (we'll call him L) is married to a fat bitch who's unemployed and content to stay at home all day doing nothing but eat and gossip (we'll call her F). Now, when I first met him, we became work buddies and he introduced me to his wife. This was before I became a shitlady, so I took to trying to befriend her quickly because I was in a new town and had very few friends there at that time. She seemed nice enough, but a bit bitchy and gossipy. But whatever.  So after a while, when I'd talk with L at work via chat or occasionally after work via text (he always initiated text conversations, FYI), it'd sometimes get a little flirty-ish - as in, not outright flirting per se, but could be interpreted as coming on to me. I'd start ignoring him whenever he's get like this and eventually cut him out altogether when he didn't get the hint (save for talking about work stuff at work).  I later learned L lied to his wife about our "relationship" by saying I was the one coming on to him and she eventually started bitching about me to my other coworkers (most of whom fortunately didn't believe her, so my reputation was safe at least). According to a mutual friend, though, she knew he was the one who crossed the line, and this killed her self esteem because it wasn't the first time he'd flirted with thinner girls.  Now, about F: she's morbidly obese, blames her weight on an injury that happened years earlier and always said she would start losing weight after she had surgery. It's been two years since the surgery and she's still fat. And, of course, a bitch.  Now, I know she's gonna try to sit near me during company dinners, tag along with me on errands and try to work out with me. So here's where y'all come in: how can I shitlord F this week subtly enough that my fiancé doesn't get in trouble?  Tl;dr: Fat bitch wife of an ex coworker who she caught trying to flirt with me a bunch is staying at the same hotel as fiancé and me. How can I shitlord her without getting my fiancé in trouble with his company?