Off The Grid Fat I knew this guy once who was engaged to a fat. They got married and moved to a small town in anticipation of moving off the grid. The guy? He's smart, fit, and pretty self reliant. He understands the difficulties and challenges of living off the grid for the most part. But yet he thinks he can drag his lumpy, mentally a child bride out there and things will go well.  He thinks his heffer of a wife will be not only willing, but able to put in even the work required to survive and thrive. He thinks she can and will spend hours gardening, lugging wood, repairing structures, cleaning and all the other tasks needed to safety and life. He thinks she will be able to manage without all of her comfort food, mountain of meds, Internet,  and TV.  I know he is a goddamn fool. I lived on a farm, and not even off the grid that was a difficult life. My fat sister straight up would refuse to help with the farm tasks, and would only half ass the household tasks. He will be driven back on the grid, ass in one hand, heffers hoof in the  other, totally empty wallet in his pocket at worst. At best he will be coming back, dragging the carcass of his pet pig behind him, a shattered wreck of a man. I hate fats who think they could live off the grid. They can't and know it is an impossibility. They just know it is a thing that humans can do and play it in their minds until they have fooled themselves. Hopefully this guy's heffer will realize she can't before he takes her out there,  but she likely won't because she won't want to upset the only human foolish enough to think she is people. Only thing worse than an off the grid fat are those apocalypse/doomsday masturbatory fats. No fat can survive outside the confines of a first world society. /rant