Fat Cunt Gym Story: In comments I'm on the stair stepper. There's a line of 6 stair steppers. I'm on a model a year or so older than the others. On the second story there's 6 more stair steppers, all the same model as the one I'm using. It's Saturday and I'm the only one using any cardio equipment. Seven minutes into my ten minute warm up, butterhuffer interrupted me to ask how long I'll be on it, " Cuz, that muh favrut." Tell her there's an identical stair stepper one story up. She huffs. I tell her need another five minutes. She grumbles and gets on the model right next to mine and stands on it reading her phone. I do another 20 minutes just for shits and giggles. Every minute mark, she'd stare at my screen, so I just kept going. All the while she's reading her phone standing on the stair stepper. Finally, get off. She starts to lumber off her model and I come right back with disinfectant spray and slowly clean every inch of my machine, 3 times. I then went to weights to start actual work out. She finally gets on my machine. Five minutes later go for water and she's sitting on a bench reading her phone again. The evil glare she gave me when I left was worth all the extra cardio.