Korean Subway Fats For those unaware, Korean subways went from "maybe one mini moon on occasion" to "fats of all sizes filling up the subway" in a matter of a few years. Now they're really getting invasive. I was having a bad day and trying to come home late at night after working my second job. Seats were open to my delight and I relaxed into one. Then a fat fuck tries to sit next to me but he sits on half of me because he is so fucking fat. I scoffed and he apologized, but I made some noises expressing disgust and got up immediately.  After standing for a while, the subway became fuller. I was holding onto a vertical bar for stability when a couple of chunky fucks nestled up near me. One of them reached for the same bar but put his weight into it, crushing my arm. I yelled "Hey!" and he bowed an apology. I called him a fat piece of shit in English and called him a pig in Korean loudly. He turned towards me and then turned away. Then his fat friend pointed to a liposuction advert and then pointed back to the fat and crushed my arm to indicate that he should get liposuction. It was funny as fuck, though strange this secondary butter barge thought he was somehow not in need of lipo himself. Then, as I turned to exit, I saw a sloppy mayo mountain seated across from me. Its shirt was awkwardly stuffed under its multiple rolls, with a full droopy B-cup highlighted by the stretched fabric. Absolutely disgusting.