Fatty that works at an ice cream shop tried to make me feel guilty about not buying a girl an entire 36oz Sundae So I took this girl I knew from high school out to a local ice cream shop, we looked at the menu and decided to get something called the 'Ooey gooey large caramel sundae' and split it. It comes in a 36 oz jar, with a brownie crust thing at the bottom, with ice cream, caramel, hot fudge, whipped cream, and a couple cherries. Us both being shitlords we decided to split one, but the fatty taking my order had some choice words...convo went something like this: "Yeah I want the ooey gooey large caramel sundae. and can you get us 2 spoons?" "WHAT!? You're not buying her her own sundae??" "oh no thanks we're just gonna split one" she turns to the girl i'm with and says, "Do you want your own!? I'll get you one on the house if he's being rude you know" she responds instantly with "oh, no, I'd prefer to split one, I don't wanna get fat! Those things are giant!" Fatty waitress has the most disgusted look on her face, makes a disappointed grunt sound, and makes our sundae. I'm sick of being forced into buying ginormous portions of junk food because the food industry caters themselves to these fat subhumans. Sigh. Didn't splitting a sundae with whoever you're with used to be like a staple of 1950's Diners? Whatever happened to that? Now I'm looked at like I'm some kind of terrible jerk who beats her or something because I ordered a human amount of food.