Being a shitlord lesbian surrounded by obeasts and crazy tumblrinas sucks. There's a silver lining, though, because the obesity crisis eliminates a lot of competition on the dating market. Being fit means you are instantly more attractive to other fit lesbians, because most won't date a fatty unless they are desperate.  For example, I was on a walk late at night on my university's campus when I suddenly ran into one of the only other thin lesbians at the school. After a few minutes of chatting, she basically said "Lynx, you're coming with me!" and dragged me back to her dorm by the shirt.