T-shirt idea for the shitlord runners amongst us I made rear-view mirror eye contact with a sow today right after she passed me while I was running. I'm not really surprised, since I'll check the mirror after passing someone on the street who looks good, so I figured the fats do it quite a bit, too. I'd already had an idea prior to this of a t-shirt that said, ARE YOU TRIGGERED? in two lines along the back, but I figured I'd eventually get an empty Big Mac container thrown at me, so maybe it wasn't such a great idea. But seeing those beady little eyes in the mirror today gave me an even better idea: why not have it written on the front of the shirt, in reverse script?   UOY ERA ?DEREGGIRT Then, as they're passing the person who would never in a million years find their fat ass attractive, and doing that rear-view mirror 2nd glance, they could get an eyeful of reality, followed closely by sugary tears.