[RANT] Traveling for work with fat fuck coworkers. So, a few weeks ago, I worked out of town for a few days, and while it was GREAT to get out of the house, holy shit am I annoyed with my COWorker. I don't feel like writing out a story form, so, a list: -I don't get along with this thing anyway, though it thinks we are friends. It constantly is trying to flirt, even though I am in a relationship, and if it were the last person in the world to have sex with, I would stick a cactus in my holes instead. All of them. Nose to asshole. -We receive a per diem for this. Now, many days we had meals on-site, plus hotel breakfast was available. I decide that this is an opportunity to put free money towards some debt I'm paying off. I head to a grocery store next door when we arrive and stock up on stuff that I can eat in the morning (oatmeal/yogurt), fruit, beef jerky, a meal bar or two in case I can't eat the food they serve, and water to take along. All in all, I may have spent $20 because beef jerky is expensive. Not bad. -COWorker texts asking about food, I tell it I'm not interested, do your own thing, whatever. It makes a big deal about telling me all about its meal in detail, which I tell it is gross. It calls me a bunch of shitty names. I save text in my growing folder of "show all the inappropriate things it says to me to HR" stuff. -The next couple of days, when we leave at night to return to the hotel, it makes a big deal of asking me where we are going to eat. Mind you, we have just eaten dinner a couple of hours ago. I say I am going to the hotel to work out/shower/whatever. It demands that I waste time on Yelp looking for food to feed its beetus (no really, it has the beetus, among other obesity related condishuns). Tries to guilt me into eating, offering to pay for drinks (LOL no), gets mad when I am answering other job related emails instead of looking for greasy grub. -Refuses to do any of the heavy lifting or actual work this whole time. Constantly looks for reasons to disappear/smoke/whatever. This is a common thing, that I have complained about multiple times, and others are aware of it, but no action is ever taken. -When we leave, asks me about getting breakfast food. I say I am not a fan of [insert breakfast chain here]. Eventually stops at an exit (if you haven't figured it out by now, we only have one vehicle) and asks me about said breakfast chain AGAIN. I say no, I'm just going to get a small snack at a gas station, it gets mad AGAIN and starts ree-ing about going to a fast food place instead. -On the rest of the way home, tries to get me to want to stop for lunch. Gets angry that I am not going to eat. Eventually I put headphones on and ignore everyone bit of whalesong that comes out of their mouth. Now, this asshole has said some nasty things about my weight in the past, even though I am a healthy weight - i.e. when loading a truck, I hopped up onto the lift while it was in motion to get something out of it. In case you've never used a truck lift before, it will obviously slow down when you add weight to it. It takes opportunities like this to be like HAHA YOU MUST BE GAINING WEIGHT and such, even though it is known that I have had food issues in the past and am strict about eating healthily/avoiding a lot of food. This is a common occurrence, and has also been filed away in "shit to say to HR" folder. (coming soon: adventures with HR, starring the fat fucks in charge!) Basically, I am just sick of working with a fat fuck who thinks it is somehow endearing itself to me by being fat and gross. Luckily, regardless of what HR says or does, I am out of this place soon, and can't fucking wait.