Febreeze - The fatty's deodourant One of my obese work colleagues had a strange smell that took me a while to figure out, when suddenly it hit me - she sprayed herself with  Febreeze! I've only ever used it on upholstery or rugs to stop them smelling, but in the end I always just wash them, because that stuff always stinks worse than the original smell.  Is this normal, for fatties to spray themselves with Febreeze rather than wash?