Watched a fatty burn-literally? So this is a throwaway for personal reasons. My SO might know my true account, and although a slight shitlord himself, this story is a little harsh and I don't need to explain myself. I promise I'm verified!  So this happened a few years ago in highschool, and the memory came back. Was a dance team manager with three other managers. Two butterbeasts as round as they were tall (5'2/5'3 ) who I shall call mexifat and lardmouth.  I personally liked mexifat(this was before my shitlady days). She was the tamest of the three catty ladies. Lardmouth on the other hand was a class A trouble maker. Drama followed this girl like a rabid dog on a hunt.  One day lardmouth and I were alone and she wanted my opinion of mexifat. Clearly knowing her tactics, I only stated how I love her sass. Innocent and totally not insulting yes? No. Not an hour later I'm confronted by sad mexifat and an angry lardmouth who claims I've been trash talking her. I just told Mexifat not to believe everything she hears and walked away. Fast forward a week, lardmouth and I were to hot glue patches of fabric to boxes as props for the dancers. This was no baby tier hot glue, my teacher gave us industrial strength lava. I suddenly hear screaming and look over to see a heavily coated patch of hot glue stuck to lardfats arm. I literally just sat there and stared at her for a good 10 seconds before casually ripping off the patch. I left the position a month later. Fuck fats and their shit. I was later in charge of handing lardmouths acceptance letter into another club her junior (my senior) year. You bet your fit asses I delayed that shit as well.