Office Fat Spotted in the Wild (Wawa) For those who don't know, Wawa is like a glorified convenience store that sometimes sells gas, but also makes speciality drinks and made to order hot foods. They also have their own line of "grab and go" products, which is where I saw our fat. She was almost perfectly rotund, like an actual apple; her clothes were poorly fitted and her hair was done, but face was not. Half assed everything.  While waiting for my made-to-order iced coffee, I watched this behemoth get that disgusting saccharine syrup sludge that places like wawa and 7-11 try to pass off as iced coffee (the kind in the machines) but is essentially a melted coffee flavored milkshake. Gross. She waddled over to the grab and go section, where the salads were, but suddenly whipped around, causing an amusing basketball-spinning-at-one-point image, because she spotted the XL king size Reese's bars. Those things are advertised as being two servings but even then they're 200+ calories per serving (don't get me wrong, I can destory a Reese's product, but I get sugar overload if I eat an entire king size bar at once).  So she got her diabetes, and turned back to the grab and go section, and started browsing the salads. I nudged my shitlord in training partner, pointing out the pig and sharing a small chuckle between the two of us. We watched as she picked up each salad, carefully reading the calorie information on each one, and putting each one back. She then walked over to the kiosks for ordering sandwiches and began placing an order. Fat logic at its finest. Get an unreasonably large cup of what is essentially milk syrup, a 400+ calorie "snack" of a candy bar, but read the calories on the salads and decide that's -too much-. It makes me laugh and want to kill myself at the same time. Thought you shitords would enjoy.