I was never a fan of starbucks, but I remember the exact day I was done with them forever.  I ordered a long double on ice and the "barista" said "Huh?".  So I thought I'd clarify: "I'll have a long double shot of espresso on ice" and she said "What does that mean".  FFS.  Ok, so I explain what it means and how you make it and she tells me "We can't really do that.  We just push the single or double button on the machine." Fucking known far and wide for their over-roasted mediocre coffee and they can't pull a long shot.  But hey, you need 500 calories of sugar in a whipped cream topped monstrosity and they've got you covered.