Shitlording at work So I got to go see hr today. That was fun. Can anyone guess how that happened? That's right, I upset (I refuse to use the word triggered because that word among many others is so quickly losing its meaning to these fucking hambeasts) a fatty. We were talking about my commute, since I seem to be the only person who doesn't work within a 10 minute drive of my place of business. Anyways I start work at 0600 and my commute is 30 minutes or so and since I'm new to this place getting to know my coworkers the topic came up. Someone asked me how early I have to be up and so I told them I get up at 0400. "Why so early?" They asked. Well every morning I get up, go for an hour run and take a shower before I make like a fetus and head out. Chubs responded with "ew, why?" And I fired back, "if I didn't I'd get fat, and we can't have that now can we?"  And so this 30 year old butter princess and guardian of the lard goes and tattles like the immature self centered cunt that she is. It took me awhile to realize that almost all fat people and 5 year olds are exactly the same. They both crave attention. The seek approval. They need it. And in the end they're just snotty little cunts ready to tell on people for the slightest of wrongdoings. It's sad that obeasts are so plentiful. The world has done a great job of raising a bunch of adults that stopped growing mentally after the age of 5.