Quick, fun, and easy way to trigger fatties (as well as getting their reactions) Once in a while, I hop onto Agar.io. If you aren't familiar with Agar.io, let me explain. It's a game that anyone can play and is hosted on its own, exclusive website. Names are not moderated, so you can type in whatever you want. The goal is to be as big as possible, and you get to such a size by consuming others, along with the free mass that is sprawled around the map . If you do get excessively big, you may end up on the leaderboard. Everyone that is in the Agar.io server can see the ten names that are on the leaderboard. The players are usually on the lookout for these people because, due to their size, they are dangerous  (opposite in real life).  So, I found that I was pretty good at getting on the leaderboard each time I played. Recently, I decided to put names that are, well, not "politically correct". Fees fees were hurt, and butter tears were palpable.  Immediately, I noticed the difference. Players that would not benefit from eating me would split and split to get me. I would have people chasing me throughout the whole map. Simply put, they wanted to eat me because of my name, rather than to benefit themselves. This happens to me around 60-70 percent of the people I encounter, which is interestingly also near the amount of overweight/obese in US ( I play in North America Servers). There are, on average, 200 people in each server. Doing the math, you can trigger at least 120 obeasts each time you spawn, especially if you reach the leaderboards. Agar.io requires no account information and is extremely easy to get into a server (just type in a name). Names that are my personal favorites are iHateFatChicks, FatPPLareGROSS, and FukMayoMunchers. Here is me just playing 30 minutes ago https://sli.mg/B9cD8l . Hope y'all have a great time! Edit: Forgot to point it out, but it's fun to shame fat people in a game where the goal is to be as big as possible for selfish reasons.