Public transport hamilys are the worst. This weekend my boyfriend and I went to the CNE, and I had my first experience with a public transportation hamily. Clearly deciding not to just drive was a big mistake.  After taking the subway into downtown, we got on the bus that would take us to the entrance of the exhibition, and this bus was packed. We almost just waited for the next one, but we are both pretty small people so we managed to squeeze our way into a comfortable spot. It’s farther in back, closer to the second set of doors. We hit a few stops, people get off, things clear up.  Unfortunately though, this didn’t last long, as this fucking huge hambeast gets on the bus. She huffs and puffs around, sees there is no seat, and much to my dismay decides that she wants to stand next to me. The poor guy in the seat next to where I was standing had his face on the same  level as her ass.  Next is her clearly overweight son, maybe eleven or twelve, and then two normal sized little girls. Then, and this pissed me off to no end, her skinny, tall, enabler boyfriend/husband lifts a fucking huge ass stroller on to the already crowded bus. It’s ridiculous considering the other women with strollers all folded them up to make room, but of course fatty pulls hers right up on to the bus, blocking the doors and the steps up to the back.  It doesn’t end there though as two teenage hambeasts, probably a few years younger than me, climb up onto the bus, thus taking up more space. One is a spitting image of mama hambeast, and I am guessing the other was a friend. All three smell like BO and french fry grease. I am standing too close to the mother  hambeast, my boyfriend is across from me, and the two teen eatbeasts are across from him, so diagonal from me. And the giant stroller is right in the middle.  We continue on a few more stops and the guy in the seat near me gets off, probably to go throw up after spending ten minutes in mama obeast’s butt fumes, and mama beast immediately shoves me out of the way to take the seat. Since she is way too large for the seat, her giant mass takes up all the room around it and I have to find a new place to stand, which there isn’t.  At this point my boyfriend clearly sees that I am getting pissed, so he tells me to hold on to him since there is no where else to stand. I do what he says and put my arms around him and hold on. Teen hambeast one and two are clearly shocked by this, they widen their eyes and stare for reasons unknown. Maybe they are jealous, maybe they have never seen a white girl with an Asian guy, maybe someone behind us has french fries… They try to strike up a conversation with us and ask how we are both wearing jeans in weather like this. Mind you, it was actually much nicer than it has been in a while, sunny but still cool and breezy. I shrug my shoulders and tell them it must be because we are both on the smaller side. They scowl and go back to talking loudly to each other.  The bus finally stops at the Ex and I don’t even wait for the hamily  to move, I grab my boyfriend and push past the teen hams, who start bitching and whining. They unload their massive stroller and waddle to the entrance. This whole time I am thinking why would such fat people even bother spending money on tickets when they probably can’t even fit into most of the rides. A few even had signs that said larger people can’t ride because of the safety restraints. Plus there is a ton of walking. None of them had scooters so I am guessing they whined some more and spent most of their day in the food building.  Anyway, I’ve decided that public transport fatties are the worst kind.