Gothham (once known as emofat) Before I start into this, Id like to explain why I am writing this.  This kid had me terrified and suicidal and Its time for me to talk about it and it has plenty of fat cringing. Ok.... Here we go. Be me: Lil Strive to be my ex: .... ex lol Maby be: stoner dude. Do not be: Gotham Do NOT be his brother, Cuntry ham I forgot how odd this kid was. Pale like spoiled milk, and a lower bite. Nails painted like six different colors. Rainbow tail in his pants. His hair in a lesbian cut.        He stands up for a hug. I am very submissive and do it. I look at him and suddenly realise that he is a fat ass and that I am 4 or 5in taller. I choke back the disgust and his yellow crooked grin he offers me. I tell myself to knock it off because he could be a great person. So we talk and get high and he keeps trying to lay on me which was weird. Then it was time to pick up his (little) brother Cutry ham and it's friend.         Cunty as we will refer to him for a time, makes Gotham look like Ryan Reynolds. 200 pounds overweight. Stunk like dead crotch. Could barely pic anything up because of how fat and stuby his ands where. His toes couldn't even touch the ground!! He would always act like he was some sort of bad ass.     Anyways we are all in the car and a cop pulls us over for missing a light. Easy right. Cop want's to search vehicle because Gothham was being rude to him. Gotham rees that he has no right to. The cop gives no fucks and cuffs him and puts him in the cop car. After the car is searched, we are as well. I am taking it all well because  of how funny it is to me and I am not stupid enough to ride with that on me. The kid in the backseat was not as lucky. Cunty ham start blubbering and crying afraid him and his friend are going to jail. Cop was a cool dude and just gave the kid a citation. As he drives off, Gotham and Cunty ham waddle around and say how they where a hair second away from beating that cop up and despite the tears they both have shed, that cops don't scare them.  End to a weird day but it's whatever right? Wrong!! So that night Gotham texts me because he has something to tell me. "Im in love with you Lil" Lmfao, whaaaaaat?!? We hung  out once. He even comes to my house holds my face in is sweaty hands with tears and snot running down his face that he will always be there for me. Despite the red flags we became good friends.... Or for the time being. Enough for today guys! I don't really write so please give me input or say if I should continue. Summery: I met up with adn obese Goth kid. Almost got arrested and Ham is suddenly in love with me.