Fuck my life. So I made a post a week ago about how my brother's girlfriend puts actual creamer in her cereal.  Well I have another story.  My mom (also fat) went and got one of those wholesale sized raw chicken wing packages.  My brother made all of them with three different kinds of greasy topping, and between the three of them they ate every single one in a sitting.  That's like, what, at least 2500 calories a piece?  On top of the 500 cal bowl of cereal and the usual pre-lunch from McDicks, I would say their total calorie intake would be somewhere between unreasonable and unfathomable.