Texas nurses are so freaking fat it's ridiculous. I sometimes make a tea run to Starbucks before work and there's a nurse who apparently goes there every single day and orders the fattiest drink they have...then adds 5 pumps of syrup and 10 sugar packets. I calculated it once for fun. Over 1500 calories. That's more than I eat after a cheat day!  She then orders a few pastries. So her breakfast is more than I eat on even my cheat days. No wonder she can barely fit through the door of the building! It's disgusting!