Tubblrinas in the wild. I go to a Uni that generally has very fit students. I usually don't see too many porkers (although I am in kinesiology as opposed to arts or psychology so fewer fatties) but oh no. Not today. I was in the science building studying and saw not one, not two, NOT EVEN THREE BUT FOUR REAL LIFE TUBBLRINAS. Complete with the awful died hair, obnoxious attitude and "quirky" outfits.  I'm still in shock. I can honestly say I thought they were a myth or a species native only to the US but oh no, they're here.  I've had to do my time with the fatties.  I unfortunately had a rather rotund specimen in one of my groups for a project last year. Didn't contribute a thing. Showed up late to every meeting. Took the bus rather than walk not even 2km.