Jabs At Fats Most of you have probably seen this one: "Fat privilege is being born in a place and time where food is so abundant that you can gorge while others starve, all the while complaining of the social inconveniences that you suffer as a consequence of your choices." But this one was new to me: "Fat acceptance is a First World problem that insults Third World suffering." You might have some additional stinging and slightly sophisticated little Jabs at Fats to add to the list.  I just can't bring myself to say out loud things like, "Just put down the fork, fatty" or "Try eating less" when faced with strangers or new acquaintances making small talk (in an industry in which looks are important) that often somehow leads to how I manage to keep my weight down as I get older. I have to be somewhat civil because these are people I frequently may end up working with. I need new/more ammunition. Plus it's just fun to share quotes with my slender friends and family!