I know right? Stating it like it was some Herculean task, like climbing fucking Everest with a fridge on your back or something. He should be made to tackle forty flights of stairs every day or be fired. That's what he'd get If I was his boss. (That's a lie, he'd actually be forced to wear a piggy costume and work from a desk/sty in the toilet) EDIT: Got my Greek myths mixed up.