Hams and their bullshit "dietary restrctions" Chilling at a friend's pool in his apartment complex yesterday, this fucking rotund fat that had the shape of a radome was there testing the buoyancy of being obese.  I overheard a conversation steer towards food, because of course it did, and here are some things it said it cannot eat: She's a fucking mini moon, pretty sure she didn't get there by eating lean white chicken breast.