Hams at Concerts Last night, I went and witnessed the wonder that is Josh Groban in concert. It was incredible. The theater was lovely, the acoustics were fantastic, and the seats were comfortable, until Grobham walked in. Just my luck.  Grobham, still on cloud nine because she apparently had a meet and greet with him, squeezes her way past my mom and I, sits down in the seat next to me, and proceeds to spill 1/3 into my seat. I did not hide the disgust on my face, and mom offered to switch seats with me, so instead she was up against her all evening. Oh, and there was a fishy vagina smell emanating from her rear. But Grobham, who had she said as she sat down "I'm so sorry" or something to that effect and had at least acknowledged her hamminess, I would have at least dealt with it, as buying two seats in that theater isn't much of an option (armrests don't go up, I checked). But no, she plops her ass down, and takes part of my (and then mom's) $150 seat and starts chatting with her hammy friend.  Fast forward to intermission. She and hammy friend stand up and proceed to stand the entire intermission and chat with their ham friends behind them. Her ass is in my mom's face the entire 15 minutes, and she goes on to tell of her encounter with Josh, referring to the body guard by name as if they're the best of buddies, and how for a moment it was awkward and then Josh reached out and hugged her (supposedly the rules are you're not supposed to hug him). I do not believe that in the least. While she's chatting, mom asks for a breath mint because she thought her breath possibly smelled, I said "Here, have one, but I guarantee you that is NOT your breath you're smelling." And then let her know it was Grobham's ass.  Thank goodness mom switched seats with me, because I would not have been happy. She said "if you had stayed there, I would have demanded she pay you part of your ticket since she's taking some of your space".  The number of hams at that concert though was astounding... I wonder how long until theaters redo their entire seating arrangements in order to accommodate the growing asses of the world.