Obeast at the orchestra. No buying two seats doesn't make it okay. At the orchestra last night I was feeling pretty good about what I was seeing. Sure, there were quite a few nerdhams bobbing around, but they were easy enough to avoid and sitting up in the second tier box I didn't have any near me. Those seats would be way too small for them. But then I look down to the floor seating and see the biggest white whale of them all. She bought herself two seats but failed to realize that these things have a stationary armrest. So she has herself propped up on the armrest for a good two minutes before suddenly she drops down to about where I expect the seats to be. Frankly I'm more concerned for the seats and armrest at this point. Now we have this hamgiant either breaking seats at the orchestra or losing the armrests inside her ass which might as well be the same thing. The people sitting behind her have a terrible view, being next to that has to be awkward as hell, and the event was sold out so one person didn't even get to go. Buying a second seat doesn't justify affecting the experience of 5+ others. This wasn't an opera. We never called for a fat lady.