Lardbucket overtakes my maid of honor duties [short] Normally, I don't give a shit about weddings, but my best friend asked me to be her MOH so, here I am.  Being in such a position is usually a big deal, meant for the closest of friends or family. Apparently this did not apply for this fatass friend of hers.  Every duty I had to perform, she was there in my place - lacing her up, close pictures together, holding her hand for special moments...you get it. Pissed me off to no end. In layman's terms, she was a small fat, but an obeast in my eyes. What makes her even more sub human is apparently she's in the marines. Wtf?? What kind of marine would let themselves get so  out of shape? She was also the only one who looked terrible in the dress, so that makes me feel better.  Fucker. Just another reason to hate fatties.