Fatass housemate can't climb down stairs. Exactly what the title says. I was coming back from dropping off the kids this morning and saw my obese housemate climbing down the 2 steps we have in front of our condo building. I have no words. The way he had to maneuver his body sideways to waddle down 2 fucking steps. And yet he still insists that being fat is so awesome and sexy. If being happy I can walk normally is being a shitlord then yes I am. How unbelievably sad.