Fat thinks it's "cuddle sized" I was in Target yesterday looking for a swimsuit. I have really weird proportions so it's always a struggle for me, so I thought I'd start looking in April to get ahead of the game.  I was looking at a rack of suits when an enormous femayo and her herd of smallfats came up next to me, most of them drinking some starbucks beetus sludge.. "Oooh! I like this one!" Lady obeast cried, snatching a particularly revealing ensemble. Her whale pod echoed compliments at her. "Wait, does it come in a bigger size? You know, for a cuddle sized gal like me?" Bitchhhhh. No. I will begrudgingly let you take "curvy" out of my active vocabulary I use to describe hot chicks. But cuddly? No fucking way.  Here is a list of things I would cuddle:  Bunnies Baby bunnies Kitties Dominique Swain Puppies (NSFW) Here is an example of something I'd cuddle only if I had already cuddled Satan in the fires of hell. I got back at her though. I picked up a bikini and made the same squeal of excitement, then said to myself "Ugh wait, does it come in a smaller size? You know, for a human shaped girl like me?" The herd of fats just glared and sipped their McBeetus.