Shitlording at Safeway Location: Safeway. Reaction: Shock. There she was: A beetus ball. Her girth was greater in inches (feet) than her height. I got a tad mad at myself at first for judging, as I thought she had Down Syndrome. But, upon closer inspection, I realized it was just the immense amount of fatness that had distorted her face to cartoon proportions. Her daughter wore a princess costume, and carried a TWELVE PACK of cupcakes. "Those for you?" I asked. She shook her head. "You gonna eat 'em all?" I asked. She shook her head yes while mom smiled along. I couldn't help but look into their cart: Reese's Peanut Butter cups, M&Ms and grapes. I shitlord you not.