Help me harpoon a public transport land whale Every single day this fat guy comes and sits next to me on the train. He's one of those quirky hipster fats that dresses nicely to attract girls without realising that his big gut negates his sense of style. He has huge thunder thighs that take up most of the seat and I can't sit comfortable without jabbing my elbows into his gut and he huffs and puffs when I do so I have to fold my arms. What should I do?