Hams complaining about weird vegetable smells. So my office is split into two factions, almost like a Bethesda game. The hammies, and the normals.  For lunch I had some steamed broccoli (which I had to cook at work as kitchen has been ripped out at home). So I microwaved it. 5 minutes later.... "OMG what is that gross smell?" "It smells green!" "Why do you eat weird vegetables?" Those fat fucks.....this is after they waddle the 200 metres to the canteen and bring back 10 item breakfasts because "tee hee hee it's only 15 pence more", or when they bring McDonald/KFC in for lunch. Then come the accusations of always dieting! Er, no. Its not dieting if it's your diet. Then there's the diabetic who brings in sweets every week. "I'll just try one of these today." -Proceeds to take a handful while complaining that she shouldn't really have them. Then she'll have two servings of Crusha milkshakes as a snack. At least I have a shitlord line manager.  EditI had to cook it at work rather than reheat, no kitchen at home at the moment 