Account Deleted By User I just have to rant about this hamplanet LPN that works the night shift. Every damn night like Groundhogs day she waddles in the conference room huffing and puffing as loud as anyone possible could. She is usually late. She says "Heeeeeey everybody" in this raspy huffy voice. Then without fail like two minutes later her phone rings and she'll answer it, even if me or another has started report. She say "yeaaaah I got here..." blah blah, continue talking for a few mintues. Like what the fuck?! Call your husband or whoever that is while you are walking in! Oh wait, I guess she isn't able to talk on the phone and walk the 1/4 mile from the parking lot at the same time. She does all this shit while someone is trying to start report or is already giving report. And of course she is fucking useless as a nurse.  She complains about EVERY single assisnment she has. I dont have to put up with that part of the bullshit because I work evening shift but I she will interupt report more to complain to the night charge nurse. Its always hilarious to me when she says "that patient is too heavy". My unit has split care so an LPN can pass meds or be on patient care. But one ever puts her on medication duty because she is a fucking idiot.  Also no ageism or anything but she is 60 years old and probably 275lb. Fucking retire you useless irritating fatass.