Today, today was a glorious shitlord day. I have changed jobs from last time I posted. Yup no longer travelling the country, I'm in Austin Texas, the land of summer and good food, good music, and good times. I love it here. So the back story. At my new job our lead Technician, an obeast with a pace maker quit, couldn't handle the stress of this literally no stress job. Pathetic. His replacement? A hobbit, 4'11" to be mayo with a round belly.  What makes today such a glorious shitlording day? My new leads doctor told it that it needs to lay off the fast food, fix it's diet and work out or it will die soon due to liver defects, it will die soon. The laughter I felt....  Then later I was servicing a customer's unit. Asked the secretary why all tree climbing jobs required tree climbing experience. Said I applied several times to landscapers and tree service companies for a tree climbing positions, but how can I get experience for a position that always requires experience? Catch 22 if you will. Next thing I know this swole dude comes hustling to the lobby. Tells me "you are young (I'm 30, look like 20, likely older than him), your are fit, and thank god you're not overweight, we might be able to use you" told me to let him get settled in a new management position and call him in 2 weeks. Gods I love being the shitlord I am.