Triggered my sisters ham friend. Also why my family insists that I'm an asshole. My sister has been growing in girth since she passed the first 6 months with her boyfriend. Being 'comfortable' in the relationship, she has ballooned from a size 10/12 to at least a size 16. Because of this, she now surrounds herself with friends who are fatter than her, I'm guessing in an attempt to look smaller.  She came into my work (bar/restaurant) for a chat, with her obeast friend in tow, looking for something to graze on in-between shopping/looking at patterned tarps and bitching that jeans are horrible in every shop.   The beast barely spoke, but was a violation of the eyes. Greasy mid-length hair, foundation applied with a trowel, measuring about 5'8 in height and I'd guess size 18 plus, carrying all her weight weirdly up top leaving her with strangely normal looking legs and a really flat ass eating her leggings. Standing beside my sister, didn't even say hi to me, just a quick smile and then uncomfortable staring at me as my sister and I chit chatted.  Sister: "Do you do Vegan options here?" Me : "Vegan options....um, I guess the nachos without cheese could be vegan...why?" Sister: "Kelly is vegan" Me: "Oh you're vegan?" Kelly: "YES?" Me: (genuinely a bit confused by this obeast being vegan) "OH?! ...What like...actually vegan?" Kelly: "What? Yes ACTUALLY vegan. Hahaha have you never met a vegan before?" Me: "Yeh I have, you just don't look vegan" Kelly: (huge smirk on her face) "Oh right, haha, and what does a vegan look like?" Me: "I dunno, skinny?" Kelly: "EXCUSE ME" Sister: "For fuck sake EnchantedWhatNow you're so fucking rude sometimes" Kelly: "You're a fucking bitch, you know that? A fucking bitch" Both storm out, and my manager has overheard the last "fucking bitch" from the obeast. Manager asks if everything ok. Explain it was my sister and her friend.   Back to work as normal. :D