Eating for two? Try eating for a fat slob. Someone's comment about the "eating for two" excuse reminded me of my own eating for two story.  I used to work in a fried chicken restaurant with nothing but greasy, calorific food. A couple came in once and the (obeast) woman was ordering. The greasy combo wasn't enough for her and she wanted to order extra stuff.  Then she says to her husband "I guess I'm eating for two now!!" as if she normally restrains herself from eating everything in sight but would allow herself to indulge this once, and continued to order extra food. The kicker: they had just found out she was pregnant. She wasn't showing, she wasn't 8 mos pregnant, just her regular fat self in the early stages of pregnancy. Bitch, you've been eating for two for years.   Oh yeah, and greasy restaurant food isn't exactly "baby" food. If you want to be a fat pig, be a fat pig. Don't use your baby who's just a miniscule clump of cells at this point as an excuse to horf down 3,000 calories in one meal.  You'll be happy to know in the 1/2 year I worked there, I never even tried the fried chicken. Or biscuits. Or most of their menu. 