The summer chub rub is starting. I had started being active on the place which shall not be named, but once the ban occured I was waiting for the correct instance before I rejoined. It happened yesterday. My wife and I are spending our first anniversary/honeymoon snorkeling, kayaking, and diving the florida keys. It's been paradise. However, yesterday, our anniversary, we spent in Key West, marauding down Duval after we went and saw fort Zachary Taylor.  About 2 in the afternoon I see it.  I mean, I've seen a lot of it's. God, they were everywhere. We both wanted to get back on some sort of vessel and leave. But "it" was in front of a CVS.. We needed to get into that CVS because my wife needed hair ties. It was 90 F and like 100% humidity. "It" was sitting on the CVS stairs. Her two friends, both in shape, were trying to console her. With a pile of packages around her, she said "It's not going to work" At that point my wife and I looked at what was going on. She had bought cloth tape, gauze, and gauze bandages. All in order to stop the disgusting bloody mess of chub rub she was having. And I mean open blisters chub rub. Like, the gauze wasn't  sticking because of the sweat and blood. She sat there, dejected until we had emerged victorious with hairbands and was still sitting there when we walked off to see the wooden sailing ships. And that is why I always insist my vacations are planned around activities. TL:DR Went to Key West. Saw a planet bandaging their chub rub. Voluntary cute animal tax from the turtle hospital in Marathon Key Edit:link fixed