Seconded.  I really just don't care if the fatties feel bad.  I mean, it's a bonus, but I don't say what I do for them, I say it for the amusement of my beloved shitlord community.  We've got this wonderful thing going where we're able to laugh at the misfortune of others, what I care about is adding some damn snarky, bitchy commentary to these creatures' descent into hideousness and heavy breathing.