"I'm only an extra large" At my job, we were packaging some shirts that were 4XL and my human coworker and I were making jokes about how we could use the shirts as tents to stay warm next winter. Then my obeast coworker joins in on the conversation and tries to make his own jokes about the shirts, punctuating it with "but I'm only an extra large." Only an extra large? Fucker, that means you're a whole size larger than what should ideally be the largest size and you also currently do not have a neck due to your fat. Making jokes about being a fat doesn't make you less of a fat, too. Try not drinking soda like it's water and not eating only nachos and pizza. Jesus, fats are more delusional than me, and I'm schizophrenic.