Eatbeasts Working at Daycares So my wife and I are expecting our first child (a son) in a few weeks and I'm thoroughly excited to raise a young shitlord. My wife and I searched for neighborhood daycare providers in our area for when my wife's maternity leave is up. Let me tell you fph, you wouldn't believe the amount of fat pieces of shit that run home daycares. Some of them couldn't be bothered to stand for more than 5 minutes as we toured their facilities.  How the fuck do you take care of multiple children when you can't even take care of yourself? I pointed that out to my wife, who is a bit of shitlady but hasn't let the hate consume her yet, and said "yeah you're right. I can't imagine them doing their job well." Amen. We finally found a woman of Asian decent from Brazil who ran her own daycare. She was energetic, lean, and warm. I knew we found the one when we asked her about the meals that she serves. She told us she looked at the government recommended meal plan but, with a look of disgust on her face, pointed out that's it's still far too unhealthy. Instead she cooks her own meat, rice, and vegetables every day. Sign me up shitlady. Never trust your kid to a fat.