Zombieland is quite the shitlording film! So right now I'm watching the movie Zombieland. It's pretty good so far but the beginning was great. It starts off with the protagonist listing his rules for survival, and the FIRST rule is Rule #1 cardio which shows a fat dude getting eaten by a zombie because he couldn't out run it. The direct narration quote is this: ''When the virus first struck, for obvious reasons the first to go were the fatties.(shows fat guy get pounced on and eaten) Poor fat bastard.'' Right now the protagonist and his new companion are investigating a Hostess truck, I'm hoping for more shitlording!