"I know it doesn't look like it, but I only eat one meal a day" FALSE!!!! One of my fellow class mates (5', 210lbs) said this the other day. Then she giggled her stupid fucking piggy squeal and said she supplements the rest with tobacco (she chews).  obviously this is a lie otherwise she wouldn't be an obese hippo.  Last week we had a small group presentation hour where food was provided this is what she ate from 0900-1200:  One large doughnut Three peanut butter 'energy balls' with chocolate chips and coconut flakes  Large coffee with LOADS of cream and sugar  Two plates full of chips  Three mini sub sandwiches (from jimmy johns)  Two cupcakes One slice of red velvet cake Monster energy drink Apple slices with caramel dipping sauce I was speechless