Filthy inconsiderate hammate, aka Diabetty. Hello again FPH, I was hoping I wouldn't have more shit to post about anymore with this disgusting beast dorm mate. But no, apparently things are much worse than I thought for her human sized roommate, who I shall call June.  So as I posted about before, Diabetty, as I've named it, has left her dishes undone and the few she does do are disgusting and still covered with grease and bits of food. Last night, she heated herself a shit-ton of frozen food on a baking sheet. She left the baking sheet on the stove and still dirty of course. I just ignore her dishes when I do my own, but June has done Diabetty's dishes before. Shes way too nice and puts up with too much hogshit. Today however, she saw me doing one of my dishes and asked me if I was washing Diabetty's, I told her no and she said not to wash them. She said shes not going to wash Diabetty's dishes anymore, I agreed that she definitely should not. She even asked Diabetty this morning if those were her dishes and she said yes. Obviously hogs don't care about the messes they leave though. Now we play the waiting game with the dishes, and see how long it takes for this sack of shit to actually do something. As I've also mentioned before, we established a chore schedule. A way too vague one, in my opinion. One pair of roommates clean the house on one day, and another pair cleans the house on another day. So their cleaning day came around, and guess who ended up doing almost all the cleaning and who did NOTHING? I don't even have to tell you. So June was cleaning and scrubbing everything, but she left a couple things for Diabetty to do. She asked if she could do the vaccuming, and Diabetty said sure. Two days later, she still hasn't managed to lift a finger. I knew that type of schedule was way too vague to work with a ham. I plan on getting a whiteboard and making every chore specific, and you can bet your beautiful asses I'm going to be on her ass when she doesn't do hers. Not literally of course, I'd probably suffocate or drown in the swamp ass, and never be able to post shit on fph ever again. One more thing, I've saved the worst for last. So June has been napping out in the living room on the couch rather than in her bed. Diabetty is almost always in her room and keeps the door closed, so I don't see what the inside of the room is like. So I asked June why she's been sleeping on the couch and she said it's because Diabetty is loud. Which is true, I can hear her talking loudly and laughing like a fucking baboon through the wall between our rooms, even to 11 pm. I had been suspecting that her being loud was the reason June wasn't sleeping in their room. Turns out that wasn't the only reason though. June asked me if I thought their room smelled, which it does. I can smell a weird smell every time I walk by it when the door is open. She said its because Diabetty eats in the room a lot, and leaves dirty dishes, and leaves her dirty laundry on the floor, and she hasn't seen her ever go to shower. Fucking disgusting. I asked if she even has a clothes hamper, she said she does but its really full. Neither me nor June have ever seen her do any laundry. I KNEW she wasn't washing her clothes, I can smell her filth whenever she's near me. She smells like stale dirty laundry and greasiness. Ugh and I saw her in a tank top she slept in the other day and it had stains all over it, some fresh some old. NASTY! I feel so bad for June, nobody deserves a filthy hog hammate except another ham. She hasn't said anything to Diabetty about these things yet though. I told her she's putting up with way too much, she needs to either talk to her or talk to the dean of housing. What a disgusting filthy Pillsbury-Dough-Boy-looking-ass bitch, I fucking hate her so much and I hate that I have to be nice to her.