fat people pose major safety threats for school shootings (story) my school did a lockdown drill wednesday and the entire point of the drill was to make sure that if we had an active shooter roaming the halls is that we create the appearance of an empty classroom to help remain safe if you're inside them. i'm in my culinary class and the class had the option of going either into the cramped storage closet or hiding under a counter which is a blind spot whenever you look into a classroom. i chose to hide under a counter because less people would be there but for some reason, this she-ham followed me and presses her entire body against me (for reference, she's about 300-320 but i'm unable to tell). i was basically smushed against the wooden drawers and unable to shift my body for comfort. she's basically built like bunny from that one episode of the powerpuff girls and she's such a heavy breather, i feel like i'm going to throw up from typing this. to make matters even worse, she was unable to stay quiet and kept complaining even though we were supposed to remain extremely quiet the whole time. if my school ever has an active shooter or some nutjob with a weapon, then we're screwed because of fucking hams who make everyone suffer with their mere existence.