Fatscuses So I was walking behind a butterball on my way to the parking garage after class. Butterball and her surprisingly average size friend were walking so unbelievably slow that I had to awkwardly bypass them because I couldn't take it anymore. It was pretty chilly today and I just wanted to get to my warm car.  But that's not the story. We get into the parking garage when I hear butterball say to her friend "let's take the elevator my feet are frozen."  I just had to laugh. What a lame excuse for "I'm too lazy to walk up one flight of stairs to my car." So they joined the other hams surrounding the elevator while all the fucking human sized people used their thin privelage to climb up a flight of stairs. Even though I'm sure everyone was cold.