Shitlording in a med school application essay I'm applying to medical school right now (like 25. Kill me) and each school has a couple of essays you have to write. For one of the schools, they want to know what challenges I will face as a physican. I decided to write about how fat fucks are getting fatter and more common and how treating these mayonaise garggaling tubs is costing more. I'm officaling shitlording in a med school essay. I think I've finally made it.