The time I got shamed by a fat planet and it's moons. So this happened a few months back during the summer when I didn't have a voat account, but i was just reminded about it and thought I'd share! So i was in HEB grabbing the usual, got through checkout and headed on out.  Quick layout for anyone who is unfamiliar with HEB skip if you need This is a grocery store somewhat like walmart, but mostly food and better quality. Customers are of better quality too.  Story  So here I am walking toward the exit with a cart and these two fat moon babies of 10-12 years (they are still in development and must orbit the mother planet, expanding and growing, before we can fully classify them as moons) chilling in the middle of my way. Well i don't stop just slowly keep going until i can't go further without hitting them. Stop, turn toward the mother planet who makes Jupiter look small, and ask (in a snarky tone because fuck kids being brats) to get the moon babies out of my way.  Her response you ask? "Get away from that illegal Spik !! Snort snort.  Me? An illegal? Fam you got the wrong nationality.  I actually laughed.