Mexican restaurant fatty The other day I was having lunch with my boyfriend and my sister at a Mexican restaurant that we like.  The drawback is that the tables are close together but otherwise it's great.  I turn around and at the table next to us is this enormous porker.  She easily outweighed the three of us at our table.  Then I noticed she was eating off her friends' plates in addition to her own.  Her human sized companions were laughing and talking but she was just laser focused on gobbling her food down like a beast.   I was hoping she would break the chair but amazingly the chair survived. As we were leaving I heard her ordering dessert.  Of course.   I miss the days when people weren't so fucking fat and if they were they stayed home.