*scoff* You Fucking Wish I live in Texas (so you're going to get TONS of stories from me) but I love being here. It's a great state if you take out 70 something percent of the population. I go to college on the beach and my boyfriend drops me off and picks me up.He and I are a glorious ShitCouple. So after class I sat up against a wall and waited for him to get me at this three way intersection on campus. I was reviewing my note on a beautiful sunny, beach day when all of a sudden, everything went dark. I glanced up to see a 250+, tarp wearing beast of a girl standing in front of me. I quickly looked back down to avoid opening my mouth, making eye contact or even worse, getting stuck in her gravitational pull. I put my notes away because she's blocking my fucking light and just decided to wait for my boyfriend. After a few minutes he finally drives up in his tight, white T-shirt, rippling with muscles. He smiled in my direction and I got up to begin walking to him. Just then the fatty starts walking over to my boyfriends car and smiled at him.  THIS OBEAST THOUGHT THAT MY ADONIS OF A BOYFRIEND WAS SMILING AT HER! GTFOOH WITH THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! At this point I can''t contain it anymore and just start dying laughing as I pass her in my tight, flowing sundress showing off my 23 inch waist and plump butt (which I have PROPER DIET AND EXERCISE TO THANK FOR). I opened the door, lean on it and continued to laugh. As I did he said "So you saw that fat shit smiling at me?" while she was still in ear shot. In order to save herself some embarrassment she pretended she was walking to the parking lot (the most exercise she ever had) and we made out right in front of her. After that we laughed out loud and peeled out. Sorry tubby, wubby, hot men date HOT WOMEN.