EXACTLY.  I don't get why male landwhales almost universally think shaving the sides and keeping the goatee looks good--at least "wearing a beard along the sides of your face to pretend you have a chin" doesn't make you look worse.  It's the male version of the Tumblrina Haircut: fats are lazy and adopt it, but it's so bad that only thin people can passably wear it, and even then it looks bad and is a sexual turnoff.   If fictional characters with idealized muscles like the firefighters in Two Hoses can't pull it off, what makes fat men think they can?