Want to Pigger a Ham Hello shitpeople! Long time lurker first time poster here. Also sorry for the massive wall of text. I am a 5'2" 108lb shitlady in a happy relationship with an incredibly sweet and intelligent man. Unfortunately, he hasn't noticed this bitter ham slowly trying to make moves on him. I mean I do not blame him, I know for a fact he finds obese women physically repulsive and as such doesn't even see her as a woman. Hell I at first thought I was reading too much into it since there's no way fatty boom-boom could think she stands a chance. But nope, she is a bitter and jealous ham looking to start shit. She recently got rejected after asking out a fit man out of her league. Since then, everytime I am invited to an event with my bf that includes her (they work together) she whines about feeling like a 3rd wheel and says that me being affectionate to my bf is 'gross'. Now for the sake of being civil, I ignored her annoying complaints. However, this fucking heffer decides to post a pic of her hugging my bf with the title 'we're so cute!' Both her arms wrapped around his neck and smiling directly at him, while my bf has both his arms on a chair and looks mildly uncomfortable. It was at a work event, so he felt he couldn't say anything at the moment. Additionally, the pig will always make shitty comments about how long distance is stupid and not worth it in front of me and my bf, knowing that we will be in that situation for a few months next year. So tell me you glorious band of shitpeople, got any ideas on how I can pigger it? Of course it has to be subtle enough not to get my bf in trouble. TL;DR: Disgusting 300+ lb butterchugger is making moves on my bf. Want to pigger the sow.