And that by itself proves how out of control portion sizes and unhealthy food generally have become in America. A classic club sandwich has ONE type of cheese (cheddar usually), if it even has cheese...and turkey with ONE pork product, either bacon or ham.  I worked for 15 years as a server and bartender in over 20 different restaurants, from cafes to high end bistros.  In that time, I watched shit as classically appealing as the clubhouse sandwich become a monstrosity of fats and unnecessary calories....and both mayo and ranch dressing become acceptable dipping sauces for french fries. Gross. Fat people are fat for a reason.