The future of Shitizens and Obeasts, from an evolutionary theorist. This was a comment but I figured it deserved a post. We shitizens are a ancestors of a new human species that will become specialized for active life as evolution causes a rift between us at the fats. The fats will evolve into a subhuman species. They will be below us and likely used for our purposes. I'm not even fucking with you or joking right now. Evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry of the London School of Economics expects a genetic upper class and a dim-witted underclass to emerge. The human race would peak in the year 3000, he said - before a decline due to dependence on technology. People would become choosier about their sexual partners, causing humanity to divide into sub-species, he added. The descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative and a far cry from the "underclass" humans who would have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures. Want to learn more? TL;DR of the article: Humans will split into Gracile or Robust human subspecies due to choosier sexual selection. The "genetically gifted," tall, slim, beautiful, and fit humans will become Graciles while fat, lazy, ugly people will become Robusts around 100,000 years. In the year 3000, humankind will hit it's peak before the divide begins. Race will be wiped out; we will breed so fluidly that our skin will all be the same beigey colour (hooray no more racism!) Precursors to Gracile men will become taller, between 6-7 feet. They will become more symmetrical and have square jaws, deep voices, and bigger dicks (fuckyeah). Precursors to Gracile women will become fairer with smoother, more hairless skin. Their hair will be shiny, big breasts, big eyes. This will be due to selecting mates with optimal indicators of youth and fertility. As we continue to rely on technology our ability to communicate and form teams and team relationships may suffer, and due to the processing of food our chins will begin to recede (humans today are already being born without wisdom teeth as a part of this trend) As medicine improves the expected lifespan may go up to 120 years. In 100,000 years, the shitizen Graciles will be a human subspecies that is the upperclass. Obeast Robusts will lose this war by becoming a new, sub-human subspecies TL;DR of my TL;DR: Humans split into two species between year 3000-100,000 into hottie graciles and nottie robusts (shitlords vs fatties, our dream). We'll become taller, sexier, and healthier due to sexual selection being focused on indicators of health, fertility, and youth. Bigger tits and dicks, hooray for everyone. Race will become obsolete, so will our chins, and we'll live to 120 years old. Making friends will be hard because technology. We win. Fatties lose.