Let me give it a shot: 33 tater tots assuming ore-ida brand - 590 calories, 29g fat, 73g carbs, 7g protein ~1tbsp butter: 100 calories, 11.5g fat 6 parts syrup = 6 tbsp syrup - 300 calories, 76g carbs Let's say 1oz bourbon - 60 calories, 9.5g alcohol 3 small thick slices ~ 120 calories, 9g fat, 8g protein 5oz beef (~1/3rd lb) - 300 calories, 21g fat, 26g protein 2 American singles - 120 calories, 8g fat, 4g carbs, 6g protein Egg - 80 calories, 5g fat, 6g protein Total:  1670 calories, 83g fat, 153g carbs, 53g protein, 9.5g alcohol. That's roughly what I eat in an entire day.  Condensed into a single shitty meal.