How I subtly shitlorded my gay roommate's planet fag-hag Our apartment complex just renovated our cabinets, countertops, etc. so she got on top of our counters to try and plug our microwave back in (cause she wanted to heat up a fucking hotpocket....typical planet), and she needed my help to get down....she was like "I'M SCARED I'M GONNA FALL! PLEASE HELP ME! CAN YOU GET ME A CHAIR??" and she literally had to stand on a chair, and then a stool, then finally to the ground just to get down safely. Her balance was so bad up there she never could get it plugged in. I'm really not sure how the hell she got up there in the first place, she was just already up there when I walked in....I think she somehow got up there and was stuck waiting for help hahahaha So me, being the shitlord that I am, casually jumped on the counters making it seem effortless, plugged the thing back into the top socket above our cabinets, and jumped down gracefully, right in front of her face. THAT is what you could've been if you decided to not be such a fucking fat disgusting whale