Lol right? I have a closet full of adorable dresses, and leggings and boots to wear under them when it gets cold...and every day it's black jeans and a black t-shirt. (In winter it's black jeans and a long-sleeve t-shirt under a short-sleeved black t-shirt, with boots instead of tennis shoes, and maybe a sweatshirt or hoodie as another layer under my coat.) Every fall/winter I tell myself this is the year I'll wear skirts and dresses with the leggings underneath--I even have several pairs of fleece-lined leggings specifically for cold weather--and every year the weather gets warm again and I have done that maybe once. Buts fats are constantly dressed for some sort of weirdo children's party.