Ive been wanting to do this for some time.  Theres a golden corral about 80 miles from me.  I want to go on safari, take lots of pics.  I figure they probably have a salad bar, which would most likely be uncontaminated by the butter huffers.  Part of me wants to go in my "stop being fat" shirt, but it probably would be best to go a bit more undercover, so i dont get kicked out before i score a trophy selection of pics to post here.