fat roommate's kitchen habits let me tell you about my overweight roommate, kat. she stands at 5'2" and weighs nearly 200 lbs. she cooks every single meal at home. she never cooks for the future, she's only cooking for the next meal so everything tastes fresh. normally, that's commendable behavior. not so much when 1) you're sharing a tiny kitchen with two other people who have similar schedules, but you're taking two hours to cook every night  2) every single meal MUST be a flavor bomb of meat, oil, salt, and carbs which means the apartment smells like burning oil every goddamn night for several hours. it's not enough for her to sautee some chicken breasts with a salad once in a while. every dinner must be a Thanksgiving feast. i've never seen her eat something bland or in its natural state. even a simple wrap sandwich (sounds healthy right?) must be smothered with fatty dressings or cheese and contain multiple meats, covered in oil and fried in a grill press. the few times she's eaten a salad, she covers it in ranch, cheese, bacon bits, and croutons, completely defeating the purpose. but salads are rarely flavorful enough for her even with all those toppings, so she doesn't bother going there. she'll spend TWO HOURS every fucking night cooking up multiple meats. chicken drumsticks and pork roast in the oven, asparagus drowning in oil in the toaster oven (if you bite into it, a burst of oil comes out, like the juicy center of a gushers), and two pots full of carbs and bullshit on the stovetop. she must be eating close to 2000 calories every dinner. her breakfast is an egg sandwich.. sounds healthy right? but then she will put peanut butter, cheese, and mayo inside along with the egg before grilling the outside with added oil. when asked why, she replies "because protein in the morning is suppose to be satiating tee hee" i have never seen a single person eat SO MUCH animal product who wasn't on a keto diet. the cherry on top - this girl never takes the garbage out. she simply starts a new pile on the floor.