Fat asks me for advice, does exact opposite of what I recommend So to make a long story short, I agreed to help this fat I know with diet and exercise. I had mentioned in passing that I personally don't count calories, so I guess looking back thats what the fatass was attracted to. She thought I meant "eat whatever you want whenever you want and you'll shed pounds". I really meant "I don't meticulously count every calorie that enters my body but instead mind portion sizes and look at nutritional information+ having a shred of common sense." So I tell the fat, every morning, I do 30 mins of cardio. Fat claims to have woken up late accidentally so she didn't have time for it. I say for breakfast I normally eat a filling meal so I don't get hungry later on, filled with protein and complex carbs. Like green tea, peanut butter on whole wheat toast, scrambled eggs with mozzarella, and two slices of turkey bacon.  This bitch drinks "a glass of sweet tea" which I know means multiple refills, so more like a gallon, and leftover chicken alfredo from a pizza place.  I mention I drink 8 glasses of water a day, she drinks vitamin water because she doesn't drink water tee hee.  I give up. I was going to consider doing stuff like personal training on the side for money, but after attempting to work with this obeast, I think it's a lost cause.