As a fellow Texan, I am so, so sorry. You ever seen fats in a barbecue joint? Oh boy it's a sight to see. A local place has endless free rolls, then 2 or 3 orders of various meats and sides for days, and finally cobbler or $.50 soft serve ice cream for dessert. It's almost terrifying, and this is coming from someone who can't even finish one plate of their sausage.