Ew. I love my cat to death, she's been there for me and is my side kick and has been for 7 years. But for fucks sake I call her my best friend, not my 'baby' and i am not her 'mom'. It just sounds so wrong to me when people call their pets their children/babies. One of my friends has a fat 300lb friend so once in a while I am forced to hang out with her, and she is obsessed with her dog. Like always kissing him, putting him before everyone else, posting about it everyday... I mean, I get it. No one else will ever love you like your dog will. Gross.  Oh and yes, me and my buddy sleep on the bed we totally spoon lol. Cats are awesome and shitladies own them too. And no I'm not single.