HOLY SHIT I've come up with a shitlord cottage industry. Most states have a process to commit someone and have yourself declared their guardian if you can show they have a mental condition that makes them a danger to themselves. Many obeasts are receiving government disability checks that they use to harm themselves. Step 1: Find Shitlord psychiatric hospital administrator. Step 2: Find Obeast with government disability and no family. Step 3: Commit obeast, insure healthy diet is administered.  Get cut of check by arrangement with administrator. Obeast wasn't a productive member of society and was harming themselves, you stop the harm.  And this doesn't require more than renewal of guardianship.    I am almost entirely joking about this.  But the guardianship thing is true in many states.