"I wish I could eat healthy like you." This happened awhile ago, but it's still fun to share. I was eating my lunch at work. It was a turkey and cheese bagel sandwich with a piece of lettuce added because sometimes I enjoy some extra crunch. I was drinking Pepsi. My fat coworker sits across from me, eyes my sandwich, and says, "I wish I could eat healthy like you." (I'm not very good at estimating weight, but to get an idea look through My Body Gallery and filter women who are 5'6 and about 300 lbs. That'll give you a good idea of what this person looks like.) ...what? Did she base that just on the lettuce peaking out? Because although bagels, cheese, and turkey won't kill you I wouldn't call it a particularly healthy lunch. Especially since I was drinking Pepsi with it, one of the worst things you can drink besides maybe Mountain Dew. You heard it here folks. A turkey/cheese/lettuce bagel with Pepsi is healthy.