Idea for kink meetups: Shitlord hill hikes My local munch (open-to-the-public kink community meetup at a restaurant) is full of fats. I've been thinking about how to build community among the humans, without the fats around. The problem is picking an activity challenging enough that hams can't join but not so strenuous that humans can't hold a conversation. Jogging and cycling screen out the fats, but it's hard to make group conversation. Spinning and (casual) rock climbing are stationary, so the hams can mill around at the event site putting in little effort and trying to talk to the humans. Hill hikes fit the criteria. It's easy for humans to talk while hiking, even when going up hills. Some fats can keep up with humans on flat ground for a while, but they can't handle slopes. If fats try to tag along and slow everyone down, split into a "fast group" (actually normal speed) for humans and a "slow group" for hams. This isn't meant to replace munches entirely, since disabled shitlords can attend munches but not hikes, but hopefully this will encourage humans to join/stay in the community while excluding fats. Also if anyone has ideas for alternatives in places with no hills, post em here.