I found a phrase that shuts them up Well folks, I did it I found the magical phrase that triggers the fuck out of these resource regurgitators when they try to body shame you. I have used it on 3 separate occasions with a 100% trigger rating YMMV. Anyways anytime a fat accuses you of not eating enough, not enjoying life, or an obsession with the gym/being shallow; simply ask them in a deadpan tone if they would trade bodies with you if given the chance? *optional - flash abs.  All three times I asked that question I got a resounding yes from the cardio circumventers. At this point just say "that's the difference between us" Boom, silence, dominance asserted! Bonus points for saying it in front of multiple people or if you get cursed out.  What are your guys' go to phrases?