The fat table at a holiday party I went to a fancy corporate holiday party last night. It was catered with an open bar and they had a string quartet playing Christmas music. Really nice. The seating was many small round tables, 8 people each. There was a table of fatties and they sat closest to the food. When it was time to eat they announced 2 tables at a time, starting with the tables up front. I shit you not, the fat table was last and when it was finally their turn they literally cheered like a bunch of frat dudes at a football party. They were also the loud table. And the drunk table.