I fucking love coffee (rant) I love coffee.  I love having it in the morning as I work.  I love the taste, the smell, even making it.  I grind my own beans. But recently I've been having some weird issues that felt like they could be related to coffee consumption and the doctor wasn't quite sure what was causing them, so just like that I quit coffee for 2 weeks.  I am, technically, addicted to coffee because I get a nasty headache when I don't have it.  And having my morning coffee as I sit down to work is one of my favorite things. However, since I am a normal person with fucking discipline, I quit cold turkey since I thought it might be negatively affecting my health.  Turns out it isn't but that's beside the point.  I quickly, without a second thought, gave up one of my most favorite things that I am literally addicted to in order to be healthier. That's what normal people do, you fat fucking fucks.  If something's bad for you, you fucking stop, NOW.  I don't care how hard it is or how much you like it, you fucking stop.  Normal people, grown-ups, have discipline.  You don't whine and cry that it's too hard, you just fucking do it. Fuck you and your excuses, so hard.