Fatass gave me a golden shower at the gym I was visiting my family of shotlords and joined them at the gym with their family pass.  The showers are separated by stalls but share the floor, similar to toilets. I saw a pair of cankles appear next to me and expected horrible smells and maybe grey filthy water. I did not expect it to act like a farm animal and start pissing on the floor we were BOTH standing on. Shameless pig. I never jumped out of a shower so fast in my life.  Seriously. What the fucking fuck you guys.