“Deserves got nothin to do with it.” —Unforgiven Actually, weight is completely deserved. It’s one of the most fair things you’ll ever have in life, particularly in first world countries. Eat more, gain weight; eat less, lose. There are no magic bodies. Very few things in life will be this fair. Best salesman in your district? Great, but someone else could still get the promotion over you. Graduate with a 4.0? Awesome, but the guy with a 2.4 happens to be the CEO’s nephew. I could list thousands of examples of life’s unfairness, but your weight is a direct result of your eating habits, and no medical condition will actually cause weight gain beyond 20-30 pounds. I hate that fucking entitled and/or victim mentality!