Shitlords, how much do you and your partner weigh in total? We see so many eatbeasts clocking in at 300 and 400 and 500 lbs. Thought it would be a fun to see how much the shitlords of this glorious verse weigh when paired with their partner.  Me and my dude weigh a collective 295. We don't even make up half a blob on My 600 Pound Life! What about you guys?