Fat privilege is... ...being able to eat off of your gunt like a table. ...having a neck pillow that inhibits breathing ...being fat and not having to run during the zombie apocalypse because you'll get eaten first ...not being able to escape burning buildings  ...being harder to kidnap because no one actually wants to kidnap you ...hiring people to wipe your ass because you can't wipe your own What else did I miss?  Edit: Adding more provided by more users: @Tinedmovie4062  ...not having to worry about saving for retirement. @bammed Being able to find things in stores that are your size and business appropriate. @BagOdix Being able to swindle a seat on the subway because people think you're pregnant. @blue5car ... having never going hungry a day in its life, but being nonetheless oppressed. @frisco Not having to spend time finding flattering clothes or worrying about your appearance, since you'll look like shit regardless of what you wear. @GandolfHitler ...not having to explain why your furniture is broken. ...being the first one down the hill if you fall. ...being customer of the month at Golden Corral. ...not needing an airbag because you're wedged safely in place behind the steering wheel. ...being able to simultaneously rest your chin on your chest and look straight ahead. ...sneaking snacks from home (AKA McDonalds) into movie theaters stashed in your fat rolls. @theepilepticferret Fat privilege is being born in a place and time where food is so abundant that you can gorge while others starve, all the while complaining of the social inconveniences that you suffer as a consequence of your choices