Can we come up with a new name for "chub rub"? Currently, 'chub rub' is used to define the ungodly rash that occurs when a heffalump's huge thighs rub together when they actually get around to walking. It is too cute of a term, in my books. I think we need something as nasty as the FUPA term to describe this. I do not want 'chub rub' to be OK! Suggestions?