Why are fats paranoid? I was working at the hospital on a slow day and this butterhuffer in a pink shirt showed up with a bag of fast food and a cup of beetus with it and asked me if the parking lots are under surveillance despite the fact that we have security guards that drive through them. I tried to be courteous so I looked in confusion and just said "Why of course they are under surveillance." and it told me that it just wanted to make sure her stuff in her car was safe because behind her was two strange men starting at her behind their SUV. Geez do fats not read or observe what's around them these days? Second, if their stuff gets stolen out of their cars, the hospital cannot be held responsible for this. We got security guards, we got cameras, what more do you need? And besides who wants to steal stuff from a fat car owner? Its probably littered with fast food wrappings, bags, and must smell like shit at least in there.