I work at a Gym[Rant] So little about me, 25/m 6' 175lbs at about 10 BFP. I work out pretty regularly, 5-6 days a week, I also work 50 hours a week (20 hours for amazon, and 30 for 24hour fitness) Anyways I work graveyard at 24 hour fitness, pretty easy job, man the front desk, check the gym equipment/pool clean a bit, re-rack all of the weights, and make sure the weirdos stay out. About 3 weeks ago we got a new graveyard guy, late 40's fat fuck. Immediate thought of course was why the hell anyone would hire a fatass to work at a gym. but whatever, he comes in one night on my shift for training. I'm showing him what I do, and tell him how my night goes. He could barely even fucking stand, I mean I'd be showing him shit and he'd just move from counter to counter so he'd have something to lean on. because apparently just standing is too fucking hard for this guy. Also, he wouldn't shut the fuck up, like constantly talking about crap I don't care about, AND he would try to have a conversation with every person that came in, I literally had to tell him to stop. People coming into the gym, ESPECIALLY people late at night, do not want to have a conversation. they want to come in, work out, then leave. But he just loves to talk to people... meaning he doesn't know how to shut the fuck up. So eventually he asks me how much I work out, I tell him 5-6 days so on. I tell him I used to run all the time(did CC back in highschool, was running races after for a bit before i joined the military) But I don't run anymore because I have scar tissue developing around my left knee and would rather not be using a cane by the time I'm 30. This fat mother fucker, this wheezing, neck bearded, barely standing failed attempt at a fucking human tries to then give me workout advice. A FAT FUCK DARE HAVE THE GALL TO GIVE ME WORKOUT ADVICE! I need this job for school, So I restrained myself, but holy fucking shit. over the course of the following weeks I've also determined 1. he smells(obviously.) 3.He's so fucking out of shape he has to drag a chair to the cash register so he can sit down while he counts the til. 4.He constantly annoys the members 5.He wants my shifts. The fuck.. the fat fuck!? TL;DR: Fatass who works graveyard at 24hour fitness is a useless fatass.