There was a story about a fat that asked a fit person what to do to lose weight. He / She told it to eat butter. So it ate butter. But somehow it still gained weight. After a while, it became angry and texted the fit person. Then it became clear that that person wrote eat better and not eat butter. It was ashamed. edit I found the story! I did search for it a while ago with no luck. Thanks! :) Eat butter / better