A piece of ham logic even I hadn't heard before... Today I took my son to a large indoor play area at a local mall here in Houston. It's the Memorial City Mall & it's directly across from a hospital complex.  It's the only reason I can think of for the unnaturally high concentration of morbidly obese hams. Anyways...so there's a line to get in and we're waiting.  Dad in front of us is like 6'2" and huge.  He had that whole "I'm a huge funny guy, everyone love me" vibe.  In his meaty paw is a pretzel shop cup full of hot dog pretzel bites and on his arm is a grocery bag from said shop....FULL of empty cups!!  It was at least 10 cups.  I was aghast, I couldn't turn away.  And what was he doing, you may ask? Handing the cup to his obese son (about 6 or so, around my kid's age), telling him to, "eat until you feel like you're going to makes vomiting motion with hand to his mouth and a sickly face !!" And laughs, son is like "ok dad!", and I'm officially done with humanity. Pic related, sorry it's crap. https://sli.mg/fVns79 Edit- ha there's a huge woman's stomach in the way. I forgot about her. She left her daughter in there and I guess went shopping. Girl was looking for her about 25 minutes later. Good times....