An old shitlord doc Had a great experience today. So imagine a group of super nice, not yet jaded residents-to-be gathered around an old doc, taking turns giving a presentation on a patient.   Resident: My impression is that this is a 55 year old gentleman who presented to the ER with shortness of breath...  Doc: (interrupts) not a full first impression!  Resident: uh..ok.. this is a middle aged Caucasian man who presents to the ER with shortness of breath at rest...  Doc: (interrupts again) what else?   Resident: (politely) his BMI? it’s..  Doc: (passionately) Obese!!! He’s morbidly obese!! And a smoker! COPD, heart disease, probably diabetes, too! What a train wreck! I had a chuckle.