Got Caught Shitlording So as my friends and I walked into a Lush store, I was looking at all the pretty and interesting looking bath soaps and other items and wondered how they worked. I never been to a Lush store but everything there looked pretty until I saw this big fat woman and its beta mate at the counter as its buying these bath soaps. I was going to sneak in a silent photo until one of the employees (human sized of course) caught me telling me that she doesn't think its appropriate for me to snap shots of fat people. As I quickly deleted the evidence, said employee told fatass what I was doing and fatty looked at me asking me if I'm snapping pics of her. I decided to be sly like a fox and tell her that I was testing a feature in my camera inside my phone and that I have deleted the evidence. Of course, everybody, both fatty and employees, went along with it thinking I was just curious. Sadly, I didn't get the shot but this thing has tattoos allover her body and her massive arms are thicker than a human head! The Lush store in my mall is pretty small and one of the tables of soap is pretty darn close to the counter which is about less than two meters and the fatass takes up half of that space. I got away safely and no one knows I was a shitlord except my friends who told me to stop shitlording so much in public or else I'll be drawing attention of the fatties and get not only myself in trouble but them in trouble as well. Lessons learned here is to not take pictures of fat people in small stores with lots of employees where they can peek over your phone or at least in America. Wished I got the shot but the pictures were shitty and I had to delete them or else I'll be banned from Lush.