Why do fats think cutting out bread is the be all end all for weight loss? Story Time: Other day I come into the office. Now TheCompany rents out a few offices on a floor in a building, and there are a couple other companies renting out the other offices, some of these companies have Hams working for them. We have a shared reception area and we all share the same receptionist. Come into the office at around lunchtime the other day, two Hams are milling about(probably waiting for a delivery of beetus, they do this sometimes because they claim the receptionist is too slow to tell them a delivery came), I ignore them, start talking to the receptionist. She tells me she put on a few pounds the past few months and wants to lose them but hates going to the gym. I tell her she doesn't need to go to the gym just needs to make a few lifestyle changes. Cut down on alcohol, cut out soda, watch your intake of red meat and cheese, no or very limited fried foods. She's very receptive of this. Then one of the Hams mumbles "Bread, you got to stop eating bread." The other ham nods enthusiastically. Receptionist looks at me. I go "You can eat bread. Just don't eat a whole loaf, or like cinnamon swirl. And, you should probably cut out white bread cause they put so much stuff in it. But, if you want a sandwich, you can have a sandwich. This isn't meant to punish you." Fatty: "No, you can't eat any bread. It's the only way to lose weight. I stopped eating bread last year and I've lost 10 pounds already." I rolled my eyes. Told the receptionist just to cut out the things I told her I went to my office. I really wanted to tell the Ham "That's probably because your dumb ass was dipping the bread in ranch," but decided against it cause I knew they would complain and I would have to hear from my boss "Why are you wasting time arguing with lazy fat fucks instead of finding property?" But, seriously what the fuck is it with fats and bread? This isn't the first time I heard some fat extolling the secret to magical weight loss is no bread at all, or special bread. Where the fuck did this whole bread thing come from?