I hate vanity sizing bullshit I was going through my old clothes and accidentally put most of my pants in the donate bag. I had only one pair. Didn't have much time to pick a different store due to reasons. So I go to a department store. Knowing how bad vanity sizing is, I, a 20 year old woman, look in the teen department. The smallest size was a 1 and it was ridiculously big. Their sizing charts LIE. 23 inch waist is more like 27 ffs. Had to be a non vanity size 5-7 at least.  So my ADULT self has to go check the young girls' department. Now, I do have hips and an ass so I had to settle on a pair that fit in the hips and ass but was too big in the waist. And get this: All of the girls' jeans had expandable waist bands. What even the fuck???  I forgot which young girls' size I ended up getting though.  How degrading. Shitladies have "the body of a 10 year old girl".  DEAR LURKING FATASSES. FUCK. YOU. YOUR FEE FEEZ CAUSE SHITPEOPLE TO HAVE TO SHOP IN THE KIDS' SECTION. You are a waste of space and a burden on everyone. You are subhuman.