Fatty tried to run me over Last night I decided some delicious, homemade pizza was in order, so I walked to the grocery store (Less than 1/2 mile away) to pick up all the gooey ingredients. People don't walk as a means of travel here (the South, ftw) very often, so the sidewalks usually stop and start randomly.  I was about three steps away from the sidewalk when I saw it. A large pig was driving an SUV. It saw me, and it's flat, toad mouth turned down at the corners. The beast changed course when it saw me exercising my thin privilege and VEERED towards me. Not weighing 250 pounds, I easily stepped up onto the curb, and the pig passed me with less than a foot to spare. It smirked at me in it's rear view mirror, and I mouthed "fat cunt", causing its mouth to again droop. Turned away and continued home. The pizza was delicious.