Lol, right? "Sampling it for the customers." Did they ask you to do that? Did they even know about it? (My guess is no, of course they didn't, you're just as shitty a liar as you are a person.) What were you going to do if it tasted bad? If a customer asks you for a sample, is it your policy to eat the sample yourself and then just tell them if it's good or not? What a stupid excuse. Only a dumb fat would use it, and only a dumb fat would have the nerve to sue a company for firing you for stealing.