Thanks guys! I'm a former fatty who has lurked here forever. You guys used to really get under my blubber, but I stayed because I always wanted to be a normal weight like you guys. Now I'm here to flaunt this amazing new lifestyle. At 397 pounds, I realize I still have a weighs to go, but I can reach my dick now. Not there with my asshole yet, but I only need an 18" butt-stick for wiping. As far as my diet goes, I am mostly Paleo+baked goods. Let the faggot horses and queerbait vegans eat that leafy green garbage. I'm a fucking-fat-fired-furnace. My workout regimen is extreme to the max. I feel that with enough momentum and calories I could easily compete in a try ath lawn. Right now its 99% visualization, which really is half the battle. With my genetics and PTSD, lgbtqia++pos it isn't a cake walk let me tell you.  Just writing this has triggered me. Thanks fuckers, I'm back sitting on the toilet with braunschweiger and dingdongs. Go fuck yourselves fitness freaks. Everybody hates you. Didn't I just say I am genetically fat?  Have fun sweating your ass off at the gym for nothing. I'll be in brisket heaven tonight. I was banned from Dixie's All You Can Eat, but I'm going in anyway in disguise, lmfao. I'm done wasting my time here. Being fit will never taste as good as being fat. kys you fit, fucking faggots!