Went to the pool this morning.... Story time, I have access to a great pool, none of that public pool shit. This is private and the only people that go there as early as me are fit as fuck retirees. I thought i'd be safe from the butterhuffers! I was not. Some old ass (probably mid 20's but looked 40) fat was in my way at the sauna. It instantly reminded me of that fatpeoplestories where a greasegoblin used the community pool to rinse off. It smelled weird, like kitchen towels that were used to mop up milk and then not cleaned thouroughly. I did not get to enjoy my post swim sauna, had to shower again and thank the lord no fats were in the showers.