I haven't been to Sams Club in a long time, and all I've got to say is WOW. It's been so long since I've been here, I never knew just how many obeasts shopped here. Did I miss the memo, is it fat day at SAMs? There's all types of fats here: small-fats to planets. The worst was an obeast planet with her pluto sized daughter, maybe 10 years old. And her son was not far behind from becoming astronomical. What a great role model for children. What does she feed them, fried margarine?  I hope they see me. How could they miss me? My body is oppressing them! And my crop top makes this so much better. Time to enjoy some free samples!