Chinese buffet's are the source of nightmares I went to a Chinese buffet with my parents the last time I visited them.  I'm not a fan of buffets but I didn't want to hurt their feelings, so I went along without a peep.  At the next table, there was this country bumpkin deathfat that had to be seated at a table because he couldn't fit in a booth.  He was easily 500 pounds.  His ass hung over the chair on each side by almost a foot.  A pair of overalls looked like it was both trying to cut through his shoulders and explode from the pressure exerted by his ass.  His fupa was so large that he didn't have thighs, just knees that seemed to protrude from somewhere within his belly.  He had no neck.  His chin rolls spilled down onto his shoulders all the way out to the straps from his overalls that looked ready to tear. I had the misfortune of standing up to get a little more food a few seconds before he did.  This fat load picked up two plates and proceeded to load a heaping spoonful of everything from the buffet onto the plates (except the vegetables).  He didn't even try to separate the food, just slopped it on top of each other like something you'd see in a pig trough.  He kept doing this for everything set out until the pile on the two plates was so high that food was starting to dribble off the side, then he waddled back to his table to shovel it into his mouth.  He didn't even attempt to eat one item at a time, just whatever he scooped up with his fork.  He wasn't even fucking chewing it.  Just cram and swallow.  This wasn't even his first round through the buffet, so there's no way he was actually hungry. I was so revolted that I couldn't even get through more than a few bites of my second plate, and the first one had been really sparse to begin with.  My parents were annoyed with me for going to a buffet and eating barely anything.  I couldn't help it, I was grossed out.  (And I regularly watch surgery on TV while eating dinner, so I don't have a weak stomach.)  But this guy takes the cake.  Literally.  By the time we left, this guy decided he needed some beetus and had made a round through the desserts and come back with another monster plate of nothing but pure sugar. Unbelievable.  In one meal, this guy ate more food than I could in two weeks.  And that's just what I saw.  He was there before us, and he was still shoveling when we left.  No telling how much more he ate. I wanted to take a picture of this behemoth, but my parents are aware of this site and disapprove.  They would have given me crap if I'd even thought about taking out my phone.