As a Brit, I can tell you now, I hold that opinion. I'd fantastic to hear of Americans resisting this public image. Sadly, there are many more who aren't... I've only seen all 4 of our in-store scootypuffs being in-use during peak times.  Sadly, they're also used largely (tee-fucking-hee) by fat cunts this side of the pond too.. It seems like you guys need like 20, and there'd still be fights over the damn things.