Shitlord bus driver makes pod of planets walk 200 feet, whale tears follow On my bus home today I encountered a group of fatties (most easily pushing 350 or 400, the loudest had a whole foods bag teehee) whining about the bus service. The terminal of the route has a drop off spot where everyone gets off the end of the route and a pickup spot that the bus drives up to about 100 feet apart. Usually the bus driver after finishing the route and arriving at the terminal will park the bus and run into the building there for bathrooms, coffee, etc. usually never more than 5-10 minutes and that's what the whales were bitching about.  Anyway the bus driver came back and overheard the whale song, they were waiting by the drop off spot so he told them to walk to the pick up spot. so they all waddle over taking a good 30 seconds to do it. The second the slowest ham gets to the other spot he starts letting on the rest of the people at the drop off stop so the whales, still huffing and puffing from the ultramarathon, realize they have to waddle back over. They are literally crying and screaming about having to walk 200 feet and the look on the bus driver's face was pure shitlord glory. I was trying so hard to not burst out laughing...