I want to live in this world!!!! So my favorite NFL team is kicking around the idea of building a new stadium. The owner hired a European design firm that I understand has done soccer venues in Europe, to come up with a design. They got pretty ambitious and the thing looks pretty incredible. It includes a body of water/ pool around the stadium that fans are not calling a moat. However when you look at how they envision the facility will be used outside on game day, it is pretty clear they have never been to an American sporting event. I prefer the world in their Design No fucking blobs everywhere, human beach balls waddling and blocking the walkways, no disgusting fats pooping and peeing in the pool, no thick haze of choking smoke, from all the grills, so they don't go into starvation mode during a 3 hour game. No beetus cups and food wrappers laying everywhere because it was easier than walking 10 feet to the trash can.