Butterballs in paintball make me furious. I'm so fucking sick of having these golems in my games. Paintball is a very aggressive sport and it's demanding on your legs, core, and arms. Like most sports you need fast reflexes and need to make split-second decisions with no hesitation. Butterbeasts can do none of these things. So how do they compensate? Throw money at it. They buy a fuckton of paint and fling it all at you so you can't move. Now, in aggresive tournament play this is legitimate strategy, provided you're actually working the field. But in walk-on games at your average field this is a big fucking pissing competition. The other team can just wait you out. These fat fucks sit in the corner positions and do nothing but shoot. They don't communicate, don't listen, and sure as hell don't stop shooting when your hand goes up. They make the game slow and sedentary, nobody moves and nobody gets hit. This sunday I played and got into a 1 v 3 against 3 hams. The whole time, I was practically deaf from hams shooting my bunker. I wasn't even sticking my head out because I had no way to without getting hit. They just blasted and jerked themselves off for four. Fucking. Minutes. That's over $90 worth of paintballs... Fired at someone that wasn't even there. Finally, the ref called the damn game. Fuck these creatures for ruining it for the rest of us. I hate having them on the field and I point-blank them in the neck any chance I get.