Fat bus driver - inspired by thermostat post I was at the train station today ready to board a bus home after arriving back in town from the capital city. The weather in my state is very up and down. It will honestly change from grey, gloomy and pouring with rain to a mostly blue sky in minutes and 5+ times a day.  Anyway, the bus pulled up and I boarded. I noticed the bus driver was quite a fatty but whatever, I didn't care much at that point. I just wanted to go home.  A few stops later a family of oinkers gets on the bus. Two of the biggest make a bee-line for the disabled seats which really annoyed me. I always feel like letting them know the disabled seating isn't intended for hogs. The third one squished itself into the front seat.  At the bus interchange in town another two hams board; this time it's two awkward looking she-beasts. The one with the two bags looks visibly annoyed that the two disabled seating areas are already being misused, so she and the other ham waddle towards the centre of the bus and try the human seats.  No need to tell you that they took up the entirety of each of their seats, lol.  The most annoying part was when it suddenly began to pour down with rain. A slightly damp passenger complained to the piggy operating the bus about the air conditioning being on during a mostly cold day.  The bus-pig huffed. "I can't change the temperature. I can only turn it off and on and I'm not gonna turn it off because it'll get friggin hot so suck it up. Don't sit near the vents," it snarled.  By the time we reached my stop the rain had stopped and the blue sky was back, but it was still a very windy day. The fact she couldn't bear to turn the air conditioning off when other people were seriously cold (some from the rain!) is just a testament to the selfishness of fats.  bonus: awkward fats get off at my stop http://imgur.com/NAwlHfI