Working In Fast Food Over the summer I've been working at a burger place. As expected, I see a large number of hammies gorging themselves on burgers ordered with extra paddies and God knows how many toppings. However, this all changed when I got moved from the night to day shift. I was surprised to see that within the period between morning and noon on weekends there were barely any fats. All of the morning crowd was full of fit people, who had just finished working out, or doing something else proactive. Then as the day progressed there was the regular stream of Hams until closing.  I realized something. These fat fucks are so collectively lazy they don't even get out of bed at a normal hour. I bet they just loaf around in their cheeto crusted beds all morning until 2 PM when they decide its a good time for "breakfast." Really the only thing keeping them from doing the same on the weekdays is their obligation to show up for work. So next time, when you are told to look beyond a person's weight, go right ahead and see them for the lazy shit stains they really are.