Ton anglais c'est bien*!  (*bon?) I love how in France shit lording is far more tolerated. It's just taken as a statement of fact, with far less REEEEing by by standards.   The young French women who came over to do their Masters in my university were horrified by how fat the American international students were. Our Halloween ball was interesting. Silent shit lording is best done in a corset, whilst standing close to an overly dolled up hamplanet that's trying to embody Britney a la 'Hit Me Baby One More Time' mode through a tiny stretched out school skirt, and a cropped shirt knotted above a swollen distended gut, rolls of fat spilling out everywhere * shudder *. Until that night I never knew you could see murder in a piggie's beady black fat enveloped eyes. It's a surprising thing to realise that they can have feelings or reactions to things that aren't necessarily food.  The silent hate they directed at the French chicks was remarkable.