Hamplanet caught eating in an exhibiton room (paintings). When told to stop, REEEING ensues Hello, fellow shitlords and shitladies ! Long time lurker, joined recently, and I finally have my first good story ! So, I'm a hostess, it's my part time student job. I work in a famous art gallery. We host big exhibitions, we host the fashion week, etc. Part of my job consists in assisting people in need of special accomodations (it's mainly elderly people in need of a wheelchair, I have to take them from one floor to another, using the lifts). I was on my way through the exhibition with a wheelchair to pick up a woman when I saw IT. Hambeast (female) shoving a huge sandwich dripping in mayonnaise down its pie hole. It was near a scuplture, putting its greasy fingers on the Ipad with the description of the sculpture. I report her to the guard, we come to her and tell her food isn't allowed in the exhibition room. "Why ?" It asks "There are windows in front of most of the things, I don't touch". I reply "Well you did touch the ipad, though" "So ? It's not an artwork". I'm starting to boil inside, but I stay calm and tell it "your fingers are dirty, for the comfort of the other visitors..." It didn't let me finish. It went on reeeeing about her "cundishuns" and "blood sugar" and went on telling that it had to eat. The guard told it "look madam, you're just not allowed to eat. If you really have a condition you'll go down the hall, finish your sandwich and then go back inside." Ham starts to speak louder, telling us we can't force her to eat in the hall, and that it doesn't have time to do this 'detour'. Then I got called on my talkie and had to go, it was still reeeing as I was walking away. Sadly, I'm not allowed to be rude with the visitors, I would have shitladied the hell out of her. Sorry, this was a bit long, I'll add a TL;DR !  TL;DR: Hamplanet can't stop shoveling food in its pie hole while visiting an art exhibition. Claims it's because "cundishuns" and reees when told to stop