God damn it, fats. You shouldn't enter the gym already smelling like a corpse's ass. Yes, Fat Lurch, you are fatter than I am tall, but I have physical issues too, like the left arm damaged by neck nerve damage that is still working harder than you are, but somehow I manage to prevail by not smelling like Satan's fart before even beginning my workout. Tldr showering isn't optional when you're bigger than our contempt for you. Edit due to ironically typing with my good arm.