Fatties love giving diet advice Oh the irony. I've noticed how much fatties love advising others how not to eat. In my case I eat a lot of fruit over Summer and often in replacement of breakfast and lunch. This morning my fatty Diabetic lardass Manager walks up to me while I'm eating some watermelon and says 'don't you know that fruit is really bad for you?'' Now this guy is a fucking state. He wheezes all the time, has the most gross blotchy skin and he's on his third heart attack this year (no joke, I had to go on a week's First Aid course so someone in the office could resuscitate him if necessary). And then he says 'If you keep eating all that sugar from the fruit you will get Diabetes like me and this will happen to you' before lifting up his pants to show me what at first I thought was a tumour growing from his foot but was in fact his left leg with thick, crusty layers of scabs over more thick pink scabs. It's funny how fatties are so dumb they think their disgusting open wounds can deter someone from eating healthily when they do the opposite.