Will the future be abused by fats? So I am a futurist and so are my friends. No we are not actual scientists but we do like to make predictions of the future based on where technology is headed to. There's the tech bubble, there's Google, all that. But one thing that does concern us is this; will the future be abused by fats? Well, lets take a look. As life becomes more convenient for humans, so will it be for obeasts sadly. Mobility Scooters: We have come a long way in helping the physically disabled to navigate. The elderly use them to navigate their ways too. Walmart always has these for convenience and to help the elderly and disabled to get around. Then comes the fat fucks who use them but mobility scooters that were designed for humans have failed under their weight. So somebody decided that the solution to this problem is to build bigger and stronger mobility scooters without arm rests so these fats can spill out of their chairs. Oh wait a second, that's not all! When fatties become too big to fit in any car, including SUVs, some genius in the near future will help invent mobility scooters that have more function and can go as fast as cars. With the rate of these fatties these days, reinforced mobility scooters will outsell cars because they are cheaper than cars, use smaller parts than cars, and brake way more quickly than cars due to the weight of these obeasts when they slam the brakes. Oh and don't forget the power of thorium to keep these things going and going and going. Soon enough, the next generation at least will see lines of obeasts at drive-thrus. The good news is that these obeasts won't be needing to use any mass transit as long they have their reinforced mobility scooters that can get from one place to another like cars. The bad news, the solution to end world hunger by maintaining a global agricultural surplus through vertical farming will mostly be fed to fats to keep them sated as much as possible. Vertical Farming: If every town and city had vertical farming towers, it would provide not only more nutrition to people but also innovation in local culinary dishes. Fresh grown avocados in Norway, local extra virgin olive oil produced in Sweden, coconuts grown in Scotland, all in controlled indoor environments in cities and towns for mass production will soon become reality. There will be plenty more of product variety in cosmetics using agricultural surplus but with fats, that would go down all the drain. Humans will of course protest blaming that fatties are nothing but wastes of resources. But someone is going to claim that they are not because as recycling technology advances, urine and fecal matter will be used into processed fertilizers and biochar. Biochar is popular as soil amendment and helps in carbon sequestration which will help stabilize the environment more. Considering how much waste obeasts produce, someone will say that they make great producers for biochar to help satisfy global demands for them; especially for agriculture and horticulture. However, it is important to note that obeasts produce abnormal amounts of methane compared to millions if not billions of humans. Between billions of humans and a few obeasts, the few obeasts will produce more methane and will stink more. Biochar: As stated earlier, biochar is made from recycled waste at least. Someone is going to open up a biochar factory in downtown disguised as an apartment for obeasts. They think that by having obeasts in their own "homes" or rooms in these biochar factories, they are doing the humans a service by keeping these eyesores away from public. Now this is where things get a bit dark. Biochar factories will "hire" these obeasts for an interview but instead of a job interview, it would be an interview of their lifestyles; mostly about how much they eat and what they eat. Then the offer is made whether they want to live in these factories for free with everything paid for since these biochar factories will make a lot of money anyways from the future economy. If these obeasts accept the offer to live in these factories, they will each have their own room. Their beds will have a septic system for obeasts in the form of a rectal tube to insert in them which will vacuum out their shit and down the factory to have it turned to biochar and an advanced dialysis system which will be inserted through their urethas and both up their ureters to their kidneys so if their kidneys fail, the dialysis system will keep them alive by filtering their blood out from their kidneys and produce urine which also goes down with the fecal matter to help produce biochar. Okay that sounds really gross but some will say gardening around properties and at parks will be a lot better thanks to biochar and advanced gardening technologies. And don't forget the vertical farming towers where biochar helps them grow many crops and make sure there's always plenty of wheatgrass to feed cows that are raised in controlled environments to produce the best beef and dairy products possible. Of course, investing in these obeasts to be producers for biochar would require a lot of medical equipment to keep them alive. Medical Equipment: Medical equipment has come a long way. But as explained above on how such a dialysis and septic system will work on obeasts, obeasts may never have to worry about getting up to use the restrooms which they see as inconveniences. This will also theoretically help reduce the amount of filth making it easier to clean even though they're still filthier than unkempt zoo animals. These obeasts would be hooked to advanced insulin machines to keep them alive. But then "MUH SUGUHS ARE LOW!" but hey these obeasts can just order up catering companies at least to serve them food without ever having to leave home thanks to the internet and wireless devices. How about a large monitor right in front of them connected at the end of their beds and their keyboards, with touchpad for mouse pointer, laying on their stomachs to navigate the web and computer efficiently? Nothing more relaxing than dicking around on the computer, talking to pigfuckers through webcam chat, and bragging about getting paid without never having to work or do anything in life right? /s Internet Technology: Internet is becoming faster, computers are becoming more advanced, electronic entertainment has evolved, and more people use the internet for escapism. As a result, the nerd culture grows and you have subcultures from anime fans to furries dominating the internet. Virtual worlds and MMORPGS will evolve and multiply so humans, emphasis on humans, can have something to do during the night or when the weather is really bad that prevents them from going outside. Virtual worlds have allowed people to express themselves more virtually in creative ways through escapism. This unfortunately allows fats to create misleading personas. If you think them fatfishing on Tinder was bad, oh boy you are going to be in for a far worse surprise! Imagine you're using a virtual world to explore a city and you see a furry vixen avatar and it looked interesting to you at first. You're curious about the furry avatar and it makes you want to say more than just "Hi! Nice furry avatar!" on your mic attached to your headphones. Then it responds with a wheezing voice, ala Simply Sara, saying hi and speaks to you about how much work it put on its avatar before talking about its life. The voice you hear doesn't match with its avatar but the wheezing bothers you. Even the use of voice morphers cannot hide the wheezing and the fat voice. You ask yourself many questions about these fats; "Do they use the internet to ship food to them?", "How do they move?", "What is their life really like?", etc. Exoskeletons: Exoskeleton technology helped individuals to move heavy objects efficiently from construction to military. Exoskeleton technology has helped humans move with superhuman like abilities. But with obeasts, someone will test exoskeleton technology on obeasts to see how far they can walk and move around about. More importantly, research will be done if exoskeleton technology will help reduce knee pain in obeasts. So far currently, there's no studies on this yet. To me, I doubt exoskeleton technology will help reduce knee pain in obeasts so the only way they can move around is by scootypuff. Wait a second, if these obeasts do nothing but lay around in bed and use scootypuffs, do they have bedsores? Therapeutic Mattresses: You may have heard of brands like Tempurpedic. You always wanted to lay on one to see how good it feels. Its like sleeping on a cloud. Memory foam mattress anyone? No more springs! Ah! Life is so good resting on such beds! These mattresses may become standard for beds around the world. No more bedsores! This could mean obeasts can lie and sleep on their beds all day and night without developing bedsores. Pretty much, the only thing that will be spared from obeasts in the future is mass transit as they are meant to carry large amounts of human passengers only. It seems that all the other future technologies will be abused by fats. What other current and future technology will be abused by fats? What innovation should be made where technology is only convenient for humans instead of fats?