When Simply Sara's done with it, it can hardly be considered food, not even "calorie-dense foods that would kill /u/Filmia that you should only have occasionally and not all the time."  A 1.75-quart tub of Wal-Mart ice cream has fewer calories than one of her dishes (even the high-sugar flavors like strawberry cheesecake), and a serving of ice cream is only 1/12th of that tub.  Likewise for a tub of cool whip and strawberries (a pound of strawberries only has about 130 calories).