Last weekend I went to my fat family's reunion and I saw a bowl with lots of cucumber and other greens cutted. I even thought to myself "what the fuck is this... they only eat things fried, maybe I should have waited to eat here", and then less than 5 minutes later my grandma dipped mayo all over it. Mayo and something else. Disgusting, the salad was ruined. And then my dad complains he can't lose weight...