I gotchu fam. The conversation takes place between "Beautiful Bitch" (BB) and "Real Nigga Jaik" (RNJ). BB Says:  You are the ugliest person I have ever laid eyes on, RNJ  RNJ says:  My goodness woman, you look as though you have the body weight of a full grown gorilla (about 300-400lb or 136-191 kg). I dare say you're visage appears to bear a striking resemblance to that of a sandwich, and one comprised of several ingredients which, when put together, would taste foul. In fact, your face looks like that of "Norbit" a character played by Eddie Murphy in a film of the same name. In this movie he was portrayed as very ugly. You should get he picture by now.  BB replies, angrily:  You profile picture has been cropped in such a way that it looks as though you are playing the child's game "peek-a-boo", in which you reveal a portion of your face to the delight of children. Furthermore, your face looks like that of popular rap artist Keith Cozart, also known by his rapping handle as "Chief Kief". I do not refute your previous statements, but I insist that it is you who is ugly.  RNJ retorts:  To further my original point, you look like a piece of chewed bubble gum, that has been spit out and then left to dry and crack on the sidewalk. In this instance I am comparing you to a piece of refuse, or something that has been discarded. I also believe that, if I were to meet you, you're breath would smell poorly. I shudder at the thought of your warm, moist, pungent breath reaching my nostrils if such a chance encounter were to ever happen between us. Finally, in response to your allegation that I look like this Keith Cozart fellow, I reply with this: Your skin is so dark, you look as though you are constantly in shadow. This shadow appearance is similar to a popular spot on the kid's show "Pokemon" in which a pokemon's silhouette is shown and children must guess the name of the pokemon before the show returns from a commercial break.  Undaunted, BB comes back:  RNJ, I do not acknowledge the points you have brought up, because giving them attention would insinuate they have affected me. Instead, I offer you this. From what I can see of you, it looks as though you have an excessive amount of dry skin on your forehead. This condition makes it look as though you have white ash on your face, and this revelation should embarrass you greatly. Furthermore, you appear to be a human caricature. This character in question being that of "Madea" who is a popular, rotund African female portrayed by Tyler Perry. I also accuse you of appearing as a male version of this female character, which means you are both manly, but also have feminine features. A most unfortunate combination in my opinion.  RNJ, seeing he has the upper hand comes back with a final blow:  Madam, I have won this exchange of words, though I will leave you with this. You are as large as a hippopotamus, and probably weigh just as much (roughly 3,300 lbs or 1496 kg). I believe several obese cartoon characters are good representations of you, and you should look each one up. All involve glutinous misproportions of food and each is more hideous than the last. In closing, I claim that you are a grotesque combination of each of these unsavory characters. Having won this argument, I must bid you adieu.