Smelly Ham on Train Just boarded the Acela in NYC. Train is pretty full and I'm exhausted so found a seat on the quiet car. Didn't notice the ham behind me stuffing its face because I'm half asleep. Whatever it's eating smells lke barf. I'm also smelling smelly feet or someone who hasnt showered so, probably said ham. At least my ride is only an hour and I'm napping for that hour. Ham just closed one bag of food and opened another bag as I was typing this post. It always has a nasty ham beard. Vomit.