I have to say that's one of the funniest things I've read! I had an experience like this with my sister. She was always on the land whale side, which is surprising since no one else in my immediate family is even a little big. She's visiting for my birthday a few years back and she'd recently had fat surgery. The full one not the lap band. We'd grilled steak that night and woke up and all the leftover steak was gone! Other than her it was just my wife and I. I still laugh about that.