Since Sli.mg is still down, here's a story instead My husband had a friend come visit him from the US recently, so he spent a few nights at our house. He's in his mid-20's, kind of awkward, and definitely overweight (I'd guess around 30 BMI). My husband isn't as shitlordy as I am, so out of respect for him, I don't openly say shit in front of his friends. I don't usually have to do much interacting with them, so I just keep to myself as much as possible. Anyways, the entire time this guy was at or house, he didn't wake up once before 2 in the afternoon. I'm a night owl, but even I get up early most days with the baby. "Sleeping in" for me is 10 o'clock. So I understand that some people have a different sleep schedule, but 2 in the afternoon? When you're a guest at someone's house? That just seems sloppy and lazy to me. One of the days he came lumbering into the living room asking us, "what time is it?" and I replied sharply, "it's two o'clock." His reply: "you guys should have woken me up." No, you're not a toddler, that's not our job. You can set an alarm on your cellphone if you're that concerned. Take some accountability for yourself. He then proceeded to plop down on the loveseat and put his dirty feet up on the arm rest, despite there being an ottoman literally in front of him. I cringed so hard, I probably chipped a tooth. The guy didn't eat a single green thing the entire time he was here. The first day he got here was in the late afternoon. I had something going on that day (I think it was an appointment, I forget) so I told my husband I wouldn't be able to cook anything extravagant for dinner. I mentioned I had some ground beef/pork/rice mix left from when I made stuffed peppers earlier in the week, I could stop at the store and pick up a few peppers, stuff those with the meat and make a salad. His friend said (and I quote): "I don't want any of that rabbit food, hahaha." Unimpressed, I looked at my husband and raised my eyebrows, as if to ask, "dude, WTF?" He saw I was displeased, and asked me to pick up some taco shells on the way home and we could use the leftover meat for that. Fine. The first full day his friend was here (after he had slept in until past 2 pm) my husband asked his friend where he wanted to go for lunch. I said I had some coupons for McDonalds and Subway, and if they were going somewhere, to please pick me up something too. So my husband gave his friend the option: McDonalds or Subway? Of course he picked McDonalds because "Subway's too healthy" (his words, not mine). That night we had ordered a pizza (my sisters joined us so there was 5 of us total) and I had asked everyone what they wanted on it. His response? "No vegetables." I just rolled my eyes, and ended up I splitting a pizza with my sisters. I made my husband split one with his friend. I wasn't really all that surprised by this guy's diet (after all, it's not common to get fat from eating healthy) but he was telling us about how he was recently diagnosed with Crohn's disease and fibromyalgia, and how he has to take his insurance company to court because they don't want to pay for his treatments. Apparently he'd been off work for some time dealing with GI tract problems. It's not exactly a surprise when he refuses to eat anything that's not processed to hell and back. And that got me thinking... last time he came for a visit was back in the fall, and again he stayed with us a few nights. He was noticeably thinner then (probably closer to a BMI of 25) and had told us that he was having stomach/digestive issues. So I had asked if he had any dietary restrictions, and what I could make for dinner. He said back then too: "none of that rabbit food hahahaha" as if it was the funniest joke ever. I asked if fish would be alright, and he said yes. So I went to Costco and bought some of those lovely lobster stuffed salmon steaks that they had. I brought it home and was told, "I don't like salmon." Fine. Irritated, I told him I had some asparagus and spinach stuffed chicken breasts in the freezer, would that be alright? "Oh, well, I don't want to be a bother..." he said to me. Well honey, it's a little too late for that. He said the stuffed chicken was OK, so I cooked that for him, and the salmon for everyone else (which was delicious BTW). And what does he do with the (expensive) stuffed chicken breasts? He picks out the asparagus and the spinach, and just eats the chicken. Fat fucking idiot, if you were gonna do that, why didn't you just tell me you didn't want anything in it and I would have roasted you a plain chicken breast? It fucking pisses me off when fatties waste food like that, not because there's anything wrong with it, but for the sole reason that it came from a plant. And of course he didn't eat any of the vegetables or any of the salad I had set out as sides... only the potatoes. Colour me shocked. Maybe I'm just splitting hairs, but I don't think this is the way you should behave when you're a guest in someone else's home. I'm also 100% not surprised that this guy is having all these health issues when all he eats is processed garbage. I don't think it's a one-off either, just a "I'm at a friend's house for the weekend, I'll have some fun" because he was so goddamn picky when it came to anything green. When you have zero fiber in your diet, of course your digestive tract isn't going to function the way it's supposed to. When you sit on your ass all day in front of a computer screen gaming because you're on sick leave, of course you're going to feel like shit. I really doubt the fibro diagnosis too - I think his doctor probably couldn't figure out what the fuck was wrong and just told him it was fibro because that seems to be the fatty "fuck if I know what's wrong" diagnosis. (Disclaimer: I was diagnosed with fibromyalgia by a rheumatologist when I was 21, so I might have a little more sympathy than most shitlords & shitladies, but not in this guy's case. I'm able to limit flare-ups by eating healthy and exercising regularly. So I think it's pretty safe to assume that even if he did legitimately have it, he's making it 10 times worse by eating trash and being sedentary.) Oh, and the kicker of it all was that he (jokingly?) asked my very beautiful & single sister if she would marry him so that he could come live in Canada and get "free healthcare". TL;DR: Husband has his fat friend come over for a few days, sleeps all day, refuses to eat anything that grows out of the ground, and has several health issues likely related to his awful diet. Asks my sister if he can marry her to get "free healthcare"