Fucking fats using my fucking tax dollars to get gastric bypass instead of duct taping their fucking maws shut. Fucking hell! God damn it pisses me off so much that someone on Medicare/Medicaid can use my god damn tax dollars to (presumably) go from über deathfat to just plain ol' deathfat (and that assumes the mayobarge keeps with the fucking program! SPOILER! THEY FUCKING DON'T).  Overheard a lardgobbler rejoice that its preop gastric bypass appt had been approved and made. The creature was mooing that it had taken 3 months to get the appointment and that it took a month to get a CPAP machine to treat its sleep apnea; a cundisun it made sure to point out was common in 'big people') so why did it take so long?!1. Moreover it was bragging that its meds were cheap, its insurance was only $200/month, and its doctor copay was only $20! This fucking shit pisses me off so much. The insurance plan I am on costs around $600/month, I rarely go to the doctor, and I get hit with the full fucking bill until I reach my deductible which is like $3k-- it takes a long fucking time (and the 2 times a year I'm sick are usually before the deductible has been reached).  The surgery for this fucking fat fuck is going to end up costing the American taxpayer half a million dollars and who pays that fucking bill? The out of work deathfats? The tubblrinas who HAVE NO MARKETABLE FUCKING SKILLS? NO. The bill is going to be footed by the hardworking shitpeople who don't shovel god damn twinkies and McBeetus by the truckload into their god damn mouths. FUCK! God damn it. OBESITY IS YOUR GOD DAMN FAULT. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK.  On a more depressing note the stupid fat fuck with the German Shepard from my last story (rant) is just as shit this time around. TRAIN YOUR FUCKING DOG YOU MAYO GOBBLING NITWIT. My entire body can fit through one of its pant legs... and it wears flipflops BARFFFFF!!!!