Three Triple Cheeseburgers So I work with a horrible fat redneck dummy. She has Crohn’s disease, supposedly. When her cundishun flares up she is unable to work and in extreme pain, supposedly.  And yet around the workplace all that I, my coworkers, our manager and our owner see her eat is junk and the worst shit imaginable.   Occasionally she will get a subway salad to save face.  This has been going on so long that we have all come to the point that we do not feel the least bit sorry for her when her “Crohn’s” flares up because she does it to herself.  We all know Crohn’s is very treatable with a good diet but she chooses to guzzle all the free soda our owner buys for ALL of her employees to drink and eat shit tons of fast food.  I usually only see her for an hour at a time at work due to us always being on opposite shifts and relieving the other but my coworkers always tell me about her habits.  She regularly goes on gas station junk food binges like getting three ice cream bars at once, whole bags of candy etc. plus a giant soda.   The first thing she does when she has enough tip money is immediately go to McDonald’s whether it’s time for her break or not.   She also takes frequent cigarette breaks that impede the whole team. The most recent binge happened yesterday that one of my spy coworkers told me about. He asked if anyone wanted anything from McDonalds and she ordered three triple cheeseburgers from the new dollar menu. (510 cals EACH)  (I think this is a relatively new thing but it seems like she always knows right away about new fast food items which is frankly hilarious. It’s like current events for fatties or something.) My spy asked her if she should be eating them and her reply was “Whatever I don’t gotta work tomorrow!”.  So this fat heifer is willing to make her “Crohn’s” flare up and be very sick on her day off....for three shitty McDonald’s cheeseburgers.