Haha, so true. I've been vegan for years and it baffles plenty of checkout honkers when they see what I buy - the bulk being fresh produce. "Is this all you eat?" Actually, it's none of your goddamn business, but yes. Noses are always turned up and they can't fathom it. Then, when a hammer comes through behind me with packages of greasy weiners and tubs of mayo, they feel a sense of relief, like the health freak is finally finished and they can get back to reality.