Did someone mention stairs? I'm an impatient man, so I'll usually – as in when not carrying a particularly heavy or awkward burden – clear two stair steps per step. This works just fine for regular sized steps but means that anything that deviates from the standard step size is a  ffa   less than stellar climbing experience. Escalators for instance are somewhat uncomfortable to walk up, even though I've taken to doing the same damn thing with those as well. It kind of sucks though when there's some slowpoke ahead of me taking single steps. I have a very special place in my cold, dead heart for stairs that have long yet shallow steps. I regard those abominable works of the devil himself as the absolute worst time wasters in existence. I do not wish harm on many people but whoever came up with that concept deserves to step on 10,000 legos.