Fucking fat drivers... So, I'm a massive cyclist, as my username implies.  I cycle as much as I can, and generally commute to work by bike.   I'm biking home, and a car passes me with about two feet clearance while giving a quick beep of the horn.  For those of you who don't interact with cyclists on the road, NEVER do this unless it's a legit emergency, because most times it'll startle us, and we'll swerve, probably into traffic.  We're talking "Hi, a rabid sabertooth tiger is about to attack you!", that's valid.  I look back, and see Brenda Butterhuffer and Lara Landwhale chugging along in their POS, looking like they've been poured into their seat.  They aren't yelling at me or anything, so I figure it's just a mistake.  They pass me, and get stuck at a red light.  I catch up to them, and ask if everything's ok.  They ignore me, so I proceed on, waiting until the light's green to go.   Those motherfuckers stayed on my back wheel for about a mile, horn going pretty much the entire way.  Fuck 'em.  Just because I'm burning fat and saving money doesn't mean you get to make me half deaf.