But counting calories would involve numbers. And math is hard when you have fat clogging up your brain. Actually, I remember reading a post from FPS back in it's better days detailing how excess blood sugar absolutely shreds your blood vessels. I like to imagine the reason most fats behave as if their brain is defective is that the beetus is literally eating away at their brain. Edit: found it. Second highest rates comment. https://m.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplestories/comments/3cgac9/coworkham_isnt_gonna_make_it/