First ever time I saw a ham I'd seen fat people before, but never morbidly obese. I think I was about 7 years old, my dad took me swimming and when I was holding onto the sides, I saw it. This giant blob in a one piece had just come out of the showers. Her rolls jiggled whilst she walked. I was so shocked, I just started pointing at her and shouting "DAD DAD DAD. LOOK. NO LOOK.LOOK, DAD YOU'RE NOT LOOKING!!!" She waddled straight past me and pretended not to see me. then my dad told me off and I was pissed off with him for the rest of the day cause I didn't think I did anything wrong. I saw something I didn't know what in the fuck it was, I needed to show my dad so he could explain it to me lmao.