Everyday life of my fatty roommate Greetings shitlords and ladies, I'm here today to tell you go my fat too mate. This story doesn't really have any real shitlording in it, nor is it incredibly exciting.  No, the true horror of this story is how shockingly plain it is; how this is not the story of the extreme end of the fat spectrum but rather the more common "small fat" end.  So I'm a university student, and living in the dorms with two roommates. They were randomly selected for me through a lottery system, and thus I ended up with this cow being one of my roommates. He is about 5'9 and I would wager that he weighs around 215-225 lbs (putting him conservatively into the obese range). He doesn't even stand out here though, there are plenty of others just like him, he would even be small compared to them. But I digress. He is an unpleasant person to be around, and as you could probably guess, a terrible roommate. I leave the room and come back several times a day once every few hours in between classes, piano, exercising, eating and studying; he is always in there in the same spot every time I reenter the room. Never once have I seen him leave his seat other than to eat, shit or go to class. He bathes maybe twice a week and never puts on fucking deodorant. And because he sits at his computer playing LoL all day, the room has a constant haze of his disgusting reek. He annoyingly closes the door whenever I prop it open to air out too, which pisses me the fuck off.  His eating habits are shit, mainly a diet of ramen and pizza, and his hobbies don't seem to branch much farther than watching every tv show and anime ever made, and playing video games. He also has this annoying habit of constantly looking over my shoulder to see what I'm doing. Even when I'm at my computer and condone my loft area with a blanket for privacy, this fucker will occasionally pull it back to peek in and see what I'm doing.  But how can I expect him to respect me if he evidently doesn't have a modicum of respect for himself? I fucking hate that we live in a world where this is becoming increasingly average. He's told me his doctor has even told him to get out more often and he still just sits on that fat ass all day.  But alas, this is the world us humans are forced to live in. EDIT: Format and grammar