Or the fact that you can't wipe your own ass without help  Of all the things that baffle me about hamplanets, this one has to be the worst.  How in the everloving fuckberries do you not realize something is wrong when you can no longer wipe your own ass?  It just boggles the mind. I'm really starting to think H.P. Lovecraft's elder gods are just incredibly fat people, so much so that merely viewing them can cause insanity among normal people.