Dark Fat Theory Greetings shit brethren, please take a seat. I've invited you in this evening to discuss something that I have been formulating for quite some time. it is a theory based on observations i have been making on FPH. My theory is called the "Dark Fat Theory", and it derives its name from theory of "dark matter" with which it shares some similarities. allow me to explain:  i have been noticing various signs of lurking fats on FPH. They often downgoat quality shitlord posts, or they will post about feminism (a cause of obesity), or sometimes make snide remarks showing support for fats in the comments section. All this is annoying, but it could be easily explained by the existence of a handful of fats. HOWEVER, there have been indications that this, my fellow shit friends, is only the tip of the hamburg. Indeed, it's a disturbing thought, but yesterday i noticed a post about lurking fats received about a 26% downgoats rate and received over 200 total goats. if we were to say, make a conservative guess that the number of total users of FPH was around 5000, that's a total of 1300 fats!! These fats are here as we speak, waddling in the shadows, lying in weight.  At this point, you might be able to see my theory taking shape, but there's still more. Think about all the users that frequent this site without accounts. That is most likely a number that even exceeds FPH's total membership. Now think about how many of those are fats.. when we add those fats to the fats with accounts, the sum constitutes what i call "the dark fats". these fats are here, my shit guests, all around us, brushing up against us in cyberspace. Their presence can be inferred by their influence on certain parts of this subverse. the odd downgoat, or post about feminism, but they are mostly undetectable, and thus are one of the greatest shit mysteries of this generation. However, i think i have solved it.  Now I just have to figure out how to extinguish them once and for all...  stay tuned