Out of breath in one minute? Didn't you read her little whine? SHE EXERCISES EVERY DAY! Probably for HOURS! And I bet she only eats 500 calories a day--it's just THE MAN keeping her DOWN by putting chemicals in the air that make her body not recognize nutrition, and get into her saliva somehow to add thousands of calories to every single bite of healthy, nutritious spinach she eats. Also, she has better sex than we do. Don't ask her how; she just knows she does, period. (sarcasm, just in case it's not clear)