I used to do this when I was hosting. Always took the fats to the booths “because of the rotation.” Felt so great to watch them sit down and try to fit, and then say “oh no, this won’t work.” Yeah, I know.   210a  Maybe you shouldn’t be eating at an establishment that serves nothing but fucking pasta you fat piece of shit. The best part was when we were packed full of people with an hour+ wait, zero tables because of large parties, and they had to go back up front to wait even longer.