Went to a med spa today I was getting some work done, and the woman working on me was a hog. We are talking and I was asking about the different services they offer there and she is telling me about all the work she has gotten there. She had to be pushing 300lbs, she said that she had lipo done, and I couldn't believe it, do they charge by the pound?! And because she lost so much weight, she got a breast lift and breast augmentation, cellulite treatment, lip injections, botox and just about everything they offer there. She says that she wants to do the lipo again and then get the fat transferred to her butt because her butt is... wait for it... so flat. She is so fat that I could use the skin from one of her legs to make a loose fitting skirt. There is no part of this thing that is flat. I was awestruck the entire time she was talking, she was so happy about her weight loss and she was not even halfway to being human.