That's a pretty fitting analogy. Except right now Google results are a slew of "cico doesn't work!!!" bullshit, instead of actual data on how & why it works. The biggest issue though is this part you pointed out:  She's running rings around you with her intentional ignorance and dishonesty and frankly, with a question like this you're not going to be the one to shut her up no matter how much help you get.  Which is pretty on point. Arguing with these shitheaps is just a good way to get frustrated. No matter how solid your information, they're just going to spout bullshit, put their fingers in their ears, and pretend to not hear you.