"Some people don't have a sense of humour" Went to the gym this morning with the shitlad. On the way home, I stopped off at a wholesale store to buy some Halloween candy. We live in an older neighbourhood and don't get many kids (maybe 25?) so I like to give them full-size chocolate bars because I remember thinking how awesome that was when I was little. Anyways, I've got a few boxes of chocolate bars and the cashier is ringing me through. She's slender, probably in her early 20's. Then I felt the ground beneath me quake. I looked up and an obeast femayo that's as round as it is wide gets in line behind me. It stacks several club-sized packages of oreos on the belt. It's quite obvious I just came from the gym. I'm sweaty, tired, have a backpack slung over my shoulder, and trying to run this one quick errand before I have to put Junior down for a nap. I don't want to deal with anyone's bullshit. As I'm paying for my purchase, the obeast booms, "hey, you forgot some!" And starts cackling like it just told the best joke ever. I give it a grimace as if to say, "yeah, very funny" and start packing my boxes into a bag at the end of the till. The cashier remains quiet. Before I even start walking away, the stupid pig says to the cashier, "some people don't have a sense of humour." I spin around, look it straight in its piggy little eyes, and say as deadpan and I can: "or you're just not very funny." Silence. I put my shit into the stroller and muttered, "stupid fat bitch," as I walked away. Not sure if it heard me, but I don't really care. Edited for spelling