Fuck Wally World TL;DR - I hate Walmart because it's crawling with lard buckets and whales. I don't usually go to Walmart because of that, but today I had to go there to pick up some stuff.  sigh As soon as I went in the front doors, I was bombarded by pods of whales all huffing and puffing around the basket columns.  "SHOULD WE GET A BASKET?" "NO WE ARE GETTING LIKE 500 THINGS SO I THINK WE NEED A CART." "OH FUCK NOW I HAVE TO WALK ALL THE WAY BACK (10 feet) TO THE CARTS. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT EARLIER."  siiiigh Then I met a young family pod of a mother whale, father whale, and baby human. Not only were they both taking up the entire fucking lane but they were waddling like they were walking uphill. Meanwhile people are awkwardly squeezing passed them because they were walking at a normal fucking pace. -- Disclaimer to fat people that like to walk slowly -- GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY IF YOU'RE GOING TO DAWDLE. I don't care if you have nowhere to be and just want to browse - that's cool with me as long as you don't FUCKING FORCE EVERYONE ELSE TO SLOW DOWN TO ACCOMMODATE YOU. So I sped past that pod and walked towards the stairs to the second level. Fucking of course. 300lb Beetus associate zips onto the escalator before me and TAKES UP THE WHOLE FUCKING THING. I can't even walk past. siiiiiiiiiiigh I finally get up to the second level. Cue large family pod of mother whale, father whale, three child whales (Those poor fucking kids), and one teenage whale. They were all arguing over school supplies - which I have to say was pretty shocking. I was expecting them to be arguing over who ate all the ice cream or something. I get my shit and proceed back downstairs to find that there is - of course - a giant fucking line for the express tills. And what do you know every fucking person in line, except for one sexy Asian shitlord a few hams ahead of me - was either a planet or a planet in training.  Of course.  There was this one guy behind me. So fucking help me god. He was breathing so heavily. I kept wanting to ask him if had run all the way or something. I turn to glance at him. Yep. 400lbs at least. His stomach kept bumping into me. NO YOU FUCKING DID NOT I'm trying so hard not to go off on this guy. I just do my best to keep my composure. I gave this little kid a death stare without realizing it as I was concentrating. Sorry kid. I pay for my shit finally, and get the fuck out of dodge.  FUCKING OF COURSE. Pod of whales need to cross the road.  Maybe I'm weird. When I'm crossing the road and know that there are cars waiting for me, I instinctively speed up or jog a bit to get across quicker. These hams were just taking their god damned fucking time. ARE YOU SERIOUS.jpeg After like 10 minutes I was finally free to go and join the rest of the normal world and get home to my shitlord boyfriend.  Obese people contribute nothing to society. They make me so god damned angry. Edit: I had sent this into r/offmychest cause I was feeling rather angry that day and these feelings had been building up for years... Lol banned