This weekend I discovered a place with virtually no fats Snow resorts. I was sitting at the top of a gorgeous white mountain gazing down on a distant lake when I realized to myself... Fats cannot physically ski or snowboard.  I may have seen one or two small fats out of hundreds of people.. In America no less.  I realize fats can never endure a day of repeatedly sitting down and getting up like snowboarding requires.. As well as be able to ski at all. The shitlords rule the snow resorts from what I can see. Perhaps I'll move my swole to a snow town and work on the resort and bang fit snowbunnies like I saw yesterday  Edit: it is of the utmost importance that you downvoat this post. Getting near the top of FPH is an honor but at the same time, this post could have the unintended consequence of motivating lurking fatties to attempt to ski or board. This would set a dangerous scenario in which chairlifts could fall, killing shitlords.  Again, please downvoat. Thanks.