Ingress in Portland Ingress is a GPS game that is pretty fun (built by the same people as Pokemon Go) but somehow, it's attracted the local fatties...  There was an event in Portland, Oregon last night but since it didn't really involve any walking around, the fats were out in abundance.  Goddamn disgusting.  How the hell do they show up for things like this when they've clearly missed the point of the game? Edit:  I did inconvenience some fatties though...  made sure to use the railings whenever butterhuffers were nearby.  My broken ankle is still putting itself back together so they've got no grounds to complain (and I still move faster than they do...unless moving slowly can get in their way). Unrelated because lards put me in more or less a killing mood and jokes cool me down... What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway.