My weight doesn't affect you. Bullshit, you fat pieces of shit.  I'm flying standby and there are 17 open seats- easy, right?  Nope, I can't get on the flight because the plane is "optimized" and flying against the wind so the plane needs to carry more fuel.  Ok, I get that this kind of thing happens, but it couldn't have helped having the countless fat fucking calorie coveting slugs oozing out of the seams of their clothes, board the flight.  FUCKING FAT PIECES OF SHIT. I HATE YOU!