They fucking add the salad to their menu???? I mean my visits to McDonalds and co. rare nowadays, but when I watch my calories, I order a big burger (I somehow don't like their regular burgers, but many of the seasonal ones) and when I am on 1200, I order salad and diet coke with it in order to cut a 1,500 kcal meal to about half. But then again I know some shit about mathematics and nutrition.