Oh god. I know one of those Fitbit fats. It's soooooo goddamned frustrating to hear if bragging about its 10,000 steps a day. Like, I woke up at 5:30 and swam a hard mile before cycling to work, but okay. Have fun on your little walk there... tubby. It even waddles all slow like a penguin. As if those 10,000 penguin steps are doing shit.