"Strongfat" manages to be incompetent at literally everything I'm an apprentice with the Ironworkers union, so for the past 9 months or so I've been working in a pretty active environment where there are very few fats. Some of the older guys (like 55-60+) have gained a bit of fat but are also solid walls of muscle, but aside from that the field drives away people who are out of shape. I'm currently on a newly formed crew and about a week after we started our first job a new apprentice we'll call Dickbrain arrives. I'd seen Dickbrain at the school before, and while it wasn't uncommon for out of shape looking apprentices to show up, this guy just stuck out. He came dundering along in his cowboy boots when the foreman got him and took him into the office of the site before he wandered in without any protective gear and got us fined.  This man proved to be exactly what you'd expect a ~270lb(?) lardass who washed out of the white collar world to be. He would brag on and on about his "Cybersecurity degrees" (bullshit online scam courses) despite not knowing how to code, he is a liability when working on the iron because he's so clumsy and out of shape that he nearly loses it all the time and he can't even do ground work because he's slow to move and bitches about the heat. Everyone else will be working basically from break to break where you'll find Dickbrain going to get water, or fucking off killing time in the shade or wandering around pretending to be preparing for something for literally 10 times as long as it should take. It's also important to note that he virtually never improved at anything and even backslid. He somehow managed to get fatter as the weeks went on, barely bought any tools or would buy the wrong ones, wouldn't be able to complete basic tasks without being handheld and would act like it was a new experience when he'd done something dozens of times. It's not uncommon for people to be useless at first, but combined with his lack of motivation and apparent mental deficiencies, this person just seemed to want to suck. Mr. Dickbrain might be able to skirt by if he was a likable guy, but he also manages to piss off everyone around him all the time. He always has to talk about random things he's done in his life (despite being 30 with no notable achievements) or how he would be working making $1600 a check for some company except the boss didn't like him and he got blackballed from literally the entire tech industry. Nobody will give him a ride because he had mud all over his boots when he stepped into some guy's car, so every day we see him drive up to the McDonald's across from where we eat and sit in the parking lot for 20 minutes or more eating shit. When he first arrived, he'd tease a skinny apprentice and a short guy about how he was so strong, but in reality he's basically incapable of performing most of the work we do. Dickbrain didn't show up to work last week, and when the apprentice from his class that came with him reported that he didn't show up to class we knew he'd finally been chased off. We got an opportunity to work overtime on a different crew, and when he refused to do a task because he wasn't comfortable at 50 feet (despite being tied off so he shouldn't get hurt even if he fell), the foreman there asked him why he started this job if he was scared of heights or was, verbatim, "Too fat to sit on your ass and stuff bolts" and then told him to leave and wrote him up for insubordination. Good luck with your future endeavors, Dickbrain, and by that I mean please keep eating 4k cals of fast food a day until you have a heart attack.