Fat bride shitlording Hi friends! So I recently went into a bridal shop in search on “the dress”. Once there, I looked around and realized: I was the only thin bride there! Amongst a sea of hams, I mostly felt bad for the staff, which consisted strictly of humans.  My stylist was AMAZING! She was super fit and beautiful and I couldn’t have trusted her more. I fell in love with every dress I tried on. But, during the lacing of the corsets and such, we got to talk. She was venting about the bride she had earlier, that found EVERY detail wrong with every dress, such as “well, it’s TOO white!” And ultimately left empty handed. I assumed this customer was a fat, only to have it confirmed when asking if any of the dresses looked good, just to hear “well, some styles don’t work with certain body shapes...” L OH FUCKING L. It’s true, though, as I watched every fat in the store insist of trying mermaid (form-fitting) gowns while their stylist sighed and attempted to get them to try something else.  I ultimately found “the one”, and this shop I went to does a really cool “she said yes!” Thing. My stylist was so excited and all the other ones came running over, my stylist and another one even started crying (probably just happy tears of seeing the first human bride in a long time lol), and while looking around, I saw a couple of the ham-bridezillas come over to stare with terrible frowns and grimaces on their face. One turned to her stylist and ask her to go trudge through the dresses to find a size 26 in the same style (just like leggings, form fitting dresses SHOULD NOT go above a certain size) I seriously felt like a princess. The rest of my time there, stylists kept coming over with different veils and accessories to have me try on while all the fat brides looked on, jealous that absolutely no attention was on them.  Fats are right about one thing, though. The world definitely does not care about them lmao