Fattie can't take a key off a ring without breaking a sweat. So I work as a locksmith in shop and this blow comes waddling in wanting some keys made. She attempts to remove the key from the ring and she is having a little trouble but its clear aster about 30 seconds she is severely struggling and starts panting. After a minute I see a drip of sweat start to form and with another customer walking in I just take it from her and have the ring off in a few seconds, it was one of the super cheap ones we give away that would bend if you drop it on the ground... As I'm cutting the keys she keeps asking me questions with her panting ogre swamp breath. I actually stop cutting the key and walk away for a few seconds to take in some air so I can hold my breath while I cut. So I guess putting keys on and off key rings could be a workout for a ham. This should be a thing, like a mini bowflex