Thanks for the haiku thread, @cyberdynesystems101! Who wants limericks? I'll start. There once was a man so humongous / He couldn't remove any fungus / that grew in his crevice / from eschewing lettuce / The smell was fog all among us. There once was a woman named Mallory / From government she won her salary / For being immobile / from stuffing her blowhole / Her real employer? The calorie. The man was the size of a nation / whose doctor said with aggravation: / you've got diabetes / now off with your feeties / all that we can do: amputation.