My fat neighbor Day 2 If you read my previous post, here, you'd get the jist of this update.  I don't post the name of the drug (though some users know what it is) because my updates/posts about the drug contain misinformation from the Fattie. I don't need lurkers to believe it's some magical fat loss pill then end up on the news. I know several fit people who've fallen for this and ended up dehydrated. CICO is the best option with exercise. If you're curious about the drug, thoroughly research it.  My landlord decided to hold an apartment meeting in the laundry room. He told us that guests for the holidays were welcome, but if they're still occupying space and using utilities by the end of January, they will pay rent. It was quick and painless, so within about ten mins everyone left the laundry room.  My fat neighbor decided to call me over to update me on his progress and brag (?) when everyone left. He was noticeably sweating more than usual and chugging V8. His blubber also appeared fatter.  After double dosing the first day, he went online to talk to fit bros about the suspicious under-dosing of his obtained product. Fattie was ready to post everywhere that his seller was a fraud, when fit bros called him an idiot and gave him the low down on the drug. This prompted Fattie to actually do more research on the subject. He is now going to start with a low dose then double or maybe triple it. He still complained about having to drink at least a gallon of water each day, but was happy he could chug all the V8 he wanted. When I asked if he was going to change his diet whatsoever, Fattie laughed. He said the fit bros online said the same thing, but since they believe you have to use hundreds of supplements on the drug, they weren't reliable sources. Meaning Fattie is going to continue eating shit.  I stated that he should change his diet, because I didn't notice the magical weight loss he bragged about. He called me foolish, informing me that he was merely retaining water weight. After a week, 50 pounds will melt off of him.  When I curiously asked why he wanted to cheat lose weight this way before New Years, he explained that there was a girl he wanted to impress. In his mind, the average human sized woman would take notice of his weight loss at a coworker's party, then chat him up. That's when he'll "slide into her DMs". He thought this was foolproof since she "only dated assholes", so when she sees that he treats her right, she'll date him.