Comedy ham I was watching a stand up comedy show and this ham was entertaining the audience. He was talking about risktaking and telling a story when he was paragliding ten years ago: "When I walked into the shop, the shopkeeper stared at me. He said: "Interested in paragliding? The thing is, we have a weight limit and our scale doesn't work. How much do you weigh?" "What is the weight limit?" "It's 95 kg" "Well that's great, 'cause I'm 94,5 kg" So we went paragliding and as I was running down the hill with my guide, I saw a sign with a text "the point of no return". I had my doubts so I told my guide: "I might've lied about my weight." The guide looked right back at me: "How much do you weigh?" "110 kg. What do I do?" "Run fucking faster" Everything turned out fine as I'm here to tell this story. We went down after the hill, faster than anyone else ever before there, in fact." Ahhh yes, it's so hilarious to endanger other people's lives with your own fatness.