The piggy at work: I work in department F which is right next to department A. There is a piggy that is literally potato shaped that works in department T which is 2 floors below. Every-time this piggy comes up to visit department A I see it waddle past. It has to weigh 400lbs and when it "walks" you can see how much it takes a toll. It makes me so happy to know it isn't far from death. Piggy gonna lose a leg soon me thinks! CANNOT WAIT, HAES amirite? Even better it makes this trip multiple times a day and I get unimaginable glee timing how long it takes for it to move 15'... Spoiler alert: A LONG FUCKING TIME!  Just thought I'd share what will soon be uplifting news!