TL:DR: Trump pros: despite being a narcissistic confrontational fatfuck he really generally hasn’t fucked things up any worse with his theatrics.  Biden cons: seems to stand for more memevirus government overreach which is bad for CowboyDancer’s social life. Also highly appeals to SJW cult which isn’t really his fault, but Jesus fuck I’m tired of being told I’m the epitome of evil for being a fit white male when I’m a poor first generation Eastern European immigrant who isn’t racist/sexist/etc in any way.