Funeral for a Behemoth So I work for a precast concrete company that makes burial vaults along with a bunch of other products.  For those of you who don't know, a burial vault is what the casket goes inside and it protects it from erosion and helps keep the cemetery grounds flat among other things.  Anyways we got a call for a funeral and the funeral director tells us that our biggest graveliner (cheapest option with no seal so basically a concrete box) which is 42 inches wide isn't big enough.  Luckily we also make septic tanks so they ordered one of those instead because it was the only thing this fat fuck could fit inside.  The tank is 63 inches wide!  On top of that they needed four of our guys to be at the service to help carry the casket from the hearse to the gravesite.  That is four big guys on top of the four that they provided just to carry this guy 15 feet.  This is getting out of control.  Their fat fucking cottage cheese fat only affects them though right?  What a joke.