obesity is part of evolution... but we have a solution. As early as April, a new obesity treatment could be approved in the U.S. (and soon after in Canada) that allows users to “aspirate,” or drain, 30 per cent of the food they eat from their stomachs, before their bodies can absorb the calories. The procedure involves implanting a skinny tube into the upper part of the stomach and connecting it to a loonie-sized port on the outside of the abdomen. After meals, a small device is attached to the port’s valve, the valve is rotated open and some of the gut’s contents can be emptied into a toilet. dafuq? https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/the-shape-of-the-future-is-obesity-a-crisis-or-just-the-latest-stage-of-evolution article may be NSFW in some work places due to cartoon like depiction of naked-fat Adam and Eve