The 'Find the Penis' thing is what I can't get over.  To a certain extent you can be deluded into thinking you're more attractive than you really are.  You can think that just because you wear large clothes you must be muscular, or eat two meals because you're a man with a healthy appetite.  But when your dick is a stub being crushed by fupa, even the most oblivious butterball should realize something has gone horribly wrong.  I remember a comic making fun of guys who go to the gym because exercise increases all muscles except the most important one.  Well I'm a gym rat, and unless you're guzzling steroids daily you've got nothing to worry about.  The gym doesn't increase your cock size, but it lets you find your damn cock and gives you stamina to go for hours.