I ran into an ex the other night. When we were together she was pretty hot but I was always worried about the hanging jowls and general whale-shape of her mother. I was terrified that was in store for the future. She broke up with me and I struggled with that for a while. I cannot describe how satisfying it was to see her starting to look very much like I had feared knowing that she had to look at the studly specimen I've become. It made my week.