I liked her example of a fat girl walking into the doctor's for a spider bite. Who the fuck does that? If it's a serious venom, you're going to go to the ER or poison specialist. No, fatty, the reason the doctor is ignoring the "purple mass" of the spider bite and focusing on your blood pressure is because the only reason it looks like that is from the poor circulation to your skin. If you weren't the literal shape of a snowman, you wouldn't be having an issue from the venom.