More on Frumpty So I posted the other day about my boss, Frumpty Dumpty. Well today I have an update! I had a work meeting with her/ it/ mayo today and as it was at noon, picked up lunch at Whole Foods before going. I decided on a chicken teriyaki bowl and snagged a pair of chop sticks. Personally, I love eating with chop sticks as it takes longer to eat so I feel fuller on less food. It had decided on a box of KFC, which it snarfed/ gnawed on for about ten minutes until chicken and sides were gone. It even went on about it's good fortune of being given an extra side or some such for free. I finished about half my lunch and set it aside, this was apparently the worst etiquette imaginable to the fridge raider. She looks at me, at my meal, back to me, back to my meal...."SkinnyCow, are you done eating?" "Yes, I am." "But...you didn't finish." "I'm full, I'll probably have the rest for dinner." "........But how can you be full? You didn't eat that much, you're too skinny, you should eat more." "I'm fine." Cue look of extreme bafflement. The rest of the meeting goes on, but I notice that she keeps staring at my food with a mixed look of confusion and lust. Honestly, eating around hams is one of the best ways to stay thin. Between the way they look and their smell, it just kills the appetite.