Similar story, I went to the cheesecake factory when I was in the states to see what all the fuss was about, and hooooly shit that food is death. The menu is massive, they have EVERYTHING you could ever imagine. The portion sizes were the biggest I had ever seen, my god. I ordered some asian salad and it had so much deep fried wontons, nuts, deep fried chicken even, and noodles on it that it was probably over 2500calories (I make this at home and it usually comes to 500 cals for a large amount).  Not to mention the place was PACKED. There was a line up out the door and it was a mid day at like 3pm. America you are fucked. No offense.