Lardass at College So today was my college orientation. I was kinda shocked by the amount of people that were overweight, but I'm a music major so I guess it's more common? Shit though, there were no swole people at all! Not that not being swole is bad but there wasn't even one other person who lifts, which surprised the fuck out of me. Anyway, there were only a few actual hamplanets, but oh well, that meant that I got two t shirts because they had a ton of mediums left over. But right when I thought I had made it out safely without my eyes being raped by the frothing mass of fat that buzzfeed wants you to create if you feel bad about your adipose tissue,  this butterbeast appeared. This fupatrooper (I love this fucking word) literally only came around for the free food that was given out by my college, and of course had her beetus drink in hand. Luckily, I was surrounded by fellow shitlords, so I was able to snag a picture of the whale. Althought you can't completely tell from the picture, she literally had a forehead fupa, and of course was wearing leggings. Fucking disgusting.