I offended my neighbors Salutations Comrades,  So I own a fat kitty named "pumpkin spice" we are working on his diet and he's doing very well! :D But because he hasn't quite reached his goal weight, my fat shaming has not stopped.  So we were outside enjoying the weather when he started to meow at me trying to strike up a conversation. So I respond with "what is it fatty!" More meows. "I love you too! But you know my love for you is inversely proportional to your waistline dude."  I didn't think anyone would overhear because when I looked up, I saw my neighbor outside with their dog giving me daggers. I waved and they just walked away. This neighbor is a small fat who's married to a bigger fat and have chubby spawns that play loud music at night. Their cat is 10/10 though.  Whoops.