[Rant] - Why do fat bitches think that getting a fake tan will magically make them look better? I work with this monster, who amazingly has a fit Army husband (wtf is wrong that guy?).  But anyways, she's huge and I'm talking 350 lbs at least.  She fake bakes every fucking day and has the nerve to call me pale.  Not being able to tan is actually 'muh genetiks' as I have too much Irish blood, just can't do it.  But at least I'm fucking fit and take care of the body I do have. Yesterday she cracks a joke at my whiteness again and I decide to make a joke back "fake baking isn't going to magically make you look acceptable with all of that weight" and I hear all the girls gasp at once, like how dare I.  I don't care, I didn't get in trouble at work thankfully.   But what is it with these fats?  I don't see any point for them to wear makeup and go out of your way to get a deep tan, it doesn't help them.  They are still disgusting. I just wanted to vent that out, thanks.