Obese IT Guy Leaves Stench In My Cubicle Short rant: I'm still sitting in the seat at my desk that the super-supersized IT guy wedged himself into about 2 hours ago. TWO HOURS AGO! And I'm still smelling his cologne/stench combo. It's terrible. At first I didn't think he could even fit in the chair. He managed to though and really spread his smell all over it.