Also, imagine being a thin burlesque dancer and having a group of ham "dancers" ask you to perform with them. Fatties: "So, we need a skinny bitch foh da show. Then we dismembah ann eat hah on stage." Sounds great. Personally, I would be too afraid to do it simply because you can't trust fatties. There's a chance they'll end up literally eating you. Important rule: If a fat says it'll eat you - better believe it.