I figured not many people here are older than 80 or younger than 10, but I honestly could have kept going. I sat down and made the whole thing in an hour or two. It was genuinely surprising how many excuses came to mind so easily ... fat people have A LOT of excuses. Then I just sorted the list A-Z to "randomise" and job done. The formatting could be better if I wasn't so limited by the size of the image, but I think it works pretty well. Hope you all enjoy!