I swear I'm not trolling, but I truly do eat whatever I want and don't gain weight.  I feel like the sheer amount of food you'd have to eat to be fat would be more of a chore than a pleasure.  As an example of what I mean here is what I ate today: 2 McDoubles some cookie dough pack of ramen beer All of that is shit, and yet I'm not fat.  HOW DO THESE PEOPLE NOT FEEL SICK AS FUCK ON A DAILY BASIS?