This. I hate to say it, but if a fat person is paid millions of dollars to be a pro athlete, they are a better athlete than you.  I hate fat people with a burning passion, but I don't have the audacity to think that I'm better than all of the strongman competitors, olympic weightlifters, shotputters, or any kind of lineman in the NFL.  Their bodies are misshapen, disgusting, and just awful to look at, but none of us here can hit a baseball as well as the fatty in the OP. Otherwise we'd be worth millions.