Hambeast in Car Dealerships First time I posted anything on Voat but here it goes. I used to work for a dealership as a telemarketer. One of my customers, lets call him Car Ham, that I called came in to the dealership so I sat him down on a chair before I grabbed a salesman for him. CH asks me to get a bigger chair for him and in the lobby, the chairs have been occupied. I told him to give me one second so I went to my manager to explain the situation. Manager said to grab one of the lobby chairs for CH and I told her "Wait what? There are people using those chairs!" Luckily, the customers from the lobby got up when a salesman approached them so I went to the lobby to grab the chair and switch it with the customer but oh wait! CH's fatass is stuck under the armrests of the human-sized chair so I had to push his chair down. Once I dislodged the chair, a fart emitted from his ass just seconds before I got him to sit down on the lobby chair. I then just went back to my office and call my leads. Good thing my encounter with hambeasts isn't as bad as the ones some of my friends and my relatives deal with. Still though, I wonder how those fats can fit in most vehicles? Not to mention, how do fat people drive when their stomachs are up to the steering wheel? TL;DR: If you are too fat to sit in a normal chair, chances are, you are too fat to sit in a car.