When fatties get so fat that they can't physically wipe their own ass and they need a rag on a stick, why don't they start to lose weight instead? How is that not the ultimate wake up call? When the choice becomes using a rag on a stick and losing weight, why so so many choose rag on a stick? How is that not the ultimate wake up call? What is the though process that they think wiping their ass with a stick is a better solution?