How I get to shitlord every day at work! Another story from my grocery store job! I am the only human in my entire store,  on the uniform order forms i get to place a check in the 'small' box while everyone else gets XL. I get thin-shamed alot, but at least I'm not a fat fuck. Our customers are also fat as fuck, so that they cannot reach grocery items that get stuck way back in the freezer racks, and neither can my fat fuck coworkers. (Our back stock is in the freezer behind the racks/shelves)  Now sometimes the backstock pallets block the inner door to the feeezer, so when an item gets stuck waaaay back....guess who gets to crawl THROUGH THE SHELVING to retrieve their precious chicken nuggets? This is a small square space a  few feet off the floor that extends about 5 feet back. My frame is the only one that can fit the space a box of chicken nuggets can.  Whats the best is when a fat ass coworker will come waddleing to find me, out of breath asking if I can crawl into the shelving, and they watch along with the fat fuck customer as i effortlessly retrieve food.