I'm a bellman at a JW Marriott. While our price point filters out the trashy hams, we still get the rich ones. What I was going to add is you don't even need to look at a room to know what the BMI is of the guest. You can frigging smell the mess (and probably them) as well. But you are right. The amount of trash in a room is directly proportional to the guest's body fat percentage. Always.