A day full of fats This week I flew back to Scotland. Scotland the early grave.  My encounters of the hambeasts started at the airport: I spotted a tumblrina. A fucking stereotype with blue hair, massive legs and an even bigger belly. I had up until then only seen these creatures on fph and not in the wild. And then it decided to sit on the lobby seat next to me. I honestly couldn't tell the sex. I know you lot sometimes joke about it but I really don't know which one of the two genders it was. More hambeasts soon appeared: an old fat guy with a t-shirt saying "unathletic", a fat dad with his fat teenage son who had boobs to make girls jealous, and just a lot of fat people in general.  Then I got on the plane. I observed this massive former female hambeast spilling all over her seat. There was a thin guy sitting next to her and they were chatting. Probably her beta husband. At least the fat overflow wasn't endangering others (except visually). We land, I get to the taxi rink and am reminded this is Scotland. A country with American obesity levels. I took some pictures of them to send to a friend. Then I needed groceries. I get the usual "hipster food" (not my term): broccoli, bananas, bread, nuts, milk, raspberries etc. Then I go to the check out and behind me is a petite old lady buying a box of donuts. Then this death fat appears behind her. He didn't have a basket and was carrying his stuff, which well a few times... He was buying, I kid you not, a jumbo bag of crisps, a box of potato waffles, and a little bag of iceberg lettuce... He too was a stereotype. I've been on the continent for too long to not be surprised. I stare at him and his food to make him overthink his decisions and then the old lady and I exchange a look of mutual disdain for the beast. Jesus, this guy was  so massive AND was coughing all the time. Why is this guy not in a bloody freak show? He surely would have been a 100 years ago.  Hard to estimate how heavy he was but he was definitely the fattest man I've seen this year.  Then I walk through the city. Spot a super morbidly obese young lass with her obese mother. How does a young girl get to weigh at least double my weight???? I walk through the council estate (including bonus scootypuff lady) and that is just fats galore. The only people who are not fat are young kids and some eastern European women. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AND WHY DOES EVERYONE ACT LIKE THIS IS NORMAL????? How can the majority be fat? How can a third be obese?? I'm just appalled by it. I just hate their fat faces, their moobs, their slow pace, their mouth breathing, their sweat, their excuses, their blobby body coats. I hate it all. I THANK FPH FOR SAVING MY SANITY AT TIMES.