Ikr. I love free shit. A few summers ago, while buying booze, I got a water bottle for free with some text about 'dont forget to drink water so you don't get a hangover and get super wasted '.  Had I been a sjw I would have been insulted, obviously. I don't have a problem with alcohol! I wont drink til I get super drunk!  But as a normal person.. Sweet. Free water bottle.