Am I verified yet?! Fucking hell! I fucking hate fat people. I don't have any photos of them in the wild to share with you, but this is me being my shilordy self. You see, when I am not at work, I can never find any piles of gross out there because I am doing things that they can't. I hike, I take my paddle board anywhere I want to around the Bay Area, I bike crazy distances. They aren't where I choose to be, so I can't share them with you. But I want a goddamn sticker!