Fat people with beards Ok so this is something that drives me mental, you know when a crisco demon grows pubic hair from its face to try and cover up it's double chin? Its fucking gross, first of all they're fooling nobody, like we all know you're fat, a sad attempt at covering it up doesn't make people oblivious to the fact that you're 400 pounds. The other thing is that it's always mad greasy, hair health is very dependant on what you eat and it shows when you shovel oily nasty food into your maw 24/7. They also ask waaaay to much of their hair follicles, I mean you only have so many there's no way in hell they can cover that much surface area. Anyway after they grow out this nasty neck foliage they start acting like it makes them super macho and like they're somehow superior to everyone else because they have a crumb holder on their face. Another great example how fat people ruin everything, like thanks for ruining facial hair for people who actually put work into maintaining their beards assholes.