These idiots have clearly only used a slow cooker to melt themselves a cauldron of cheese. It is SO EASY to eat healthy if you own a slow cooker. I got one for 20 bucks at Target. Just toss in some chicken breasts, root veggies, tomato sauce and seasoning, let that do its thing for a couple hours, and magically you have several days worth of dinners. Eat it with a salad or sliced veggies or some brown rice and you've got yourself a filling meal that took almost no work. I hate the idea that cooking has to be a chore. It's fun to shop for great produce/meats/grains, prep everything, season it to perfection, and cook it. There is so much joy in taking something from an ingredient into a finished product that tastes amazing and nourishes you and obeasts miss it because they're too busy shoveling wheelbarrows of McBeetus into their gaping maws. Also what the fuck? It's not 1950 anymore, women aren't the only people in a household who cook. Every guy I've ever dated has loved to cook and it's been a nice activity we do together (thin privilege is being able to have your significant other wrap their arms around you from behind while you're stirring something on the stove).