Hiking Hams These might be my least favorite. I'm an avid hiker and whenever I see a landwhale taking part, because it's trendy, I get disgusted. The way a normal sized backpack looks small as their arm fupa wraps around it. The way the hiking boots stretch to conform to the cankles. And the fucking sweat...  Sure, one could argue at least they're out exercising. Fuck that. They want an instaham pic and then to go gorge themselves on Dennys "because they deserve it." They eat a huge meal the night before and a huge meal after because "carboloading and I had a long day." They overly celebrate the easiest of hikes and pretend it's a big accomplishment. If there are children playing at the top of the hike and you're laying down exhausted covered in sweat I wouldn't call that an accomplishment.   Word of advice fatties: you don't really wanna be there so quit pretending.   We go to nature to be impressed by nature not how much the human body can stretch and sweat.