"I don't want to destroy the Earth" she said as she waddles by Overheard in the supermarket a little girl of about 8 years old asking a smallfat if she could have some small plastic toy. It was one of those cheap doll shaped soap dispensers they sell to kids to motivate them to take their bath time.  Her childless aunt then said "Absolutely not. Your mother can buy you that but I won't. I don't want to destroy the Earth, then gave her a lecture on plastics". Child is left wondering why her Barbie doll is going to eradicate life on the planet more than this fatty's dairy habit.