All of what the people above say about the shitty job aspects of being a teacher, but someone of normal human size has got to do this! I am a substitute teacher, an attractive 5'6" 115lb shitlady, and I make it my personal mission to subtly shitlord any and all fat-fucks I see working in education.  I move around the class constantly:  one student told me that that their regular teacher never gets up from the (double-wide and sagging) office chair.  I am always having to do things with/for the kids, and apparently most subs just think they are being paid to just sit there-- once an obeast showed up to sub for a preschool class ON CRUTCHES, because she thought 'preschool would be nice and easy' on her condi-shuns...   I get kids asking me all the time if I can stay and be their teacher, because their regular teacher is an incompetent, immobile fat-ass! Human teachers of the world, please stand with me in shitlord solidarity to end these adipose abominations--it's for the children, dammit!