Another gross ham story Hey all humans! So this is a story that happened a couple weeks ago, and I just realized how it would fit perfectly here. My  mother breeds and shows dogs.  (Newfoundland dogs if you were interested in knowing.)  If you don't know already the dog world is full, absolutely full of mega hams.  Well a couple weeks ago me and my mother went to a dog show, and we stayed at one of her friends houses that lives within driving distance of the show.   Well my mother and this friend have a mutual friend.  This things name is Sue.  it is one of the most digesting things Id' ever seen.  It weighs so much that it requires at least a walker to move anywhere and for long distances (which would be about 10 feet for this monster) it uses a mobility scooter.    So this lard ass decides to invite itself to also stay at this place we are at for the show as well.  My mother and her friend are too nice to tell her no for some reason.  So when we go to pick her up on the way, I, being the only guy who is "young and strong enough" have to help this thing get into the vehicle.  Which by the way, the seat belt did not fit her.  That should give you an idea about how big she is.   So not only is this thing just constantly requiring help and attention, after the first couple hours I refused to continue helping by the way,  it also continued to feed and create a mess everywhere.   This fat was so self absorbed that it couldn't care less that it was being a super pain in the ass for everyone and also kept making messes for people to clean up after in other peoples homes.  So here is the worst part of the story.  After we got back home from the show and the butter golem had been taken home.  My mother had gotten a call from the friend whos house we all stayed at.  This disgusting monster is so fucking inhuman anymore, it became incontinent on the couch she was sleeping on at the friends house.   Thats right my mothers friend woke up to the smell of nasty soiled, piss stained cushions on her couch.   To make matters worse, unlike my cheap ass, this wasn't like a savers brand 200-400 dollar couch.  it was a really nice couch that this woman had kept in really good shape for years and still looked mint.  The huge beast didn't even say anything or apologize and offer to pay for the issue.   SO.  Either it is so gross and disgusting that it just couldn't even tell that it had done it, or its so fucking selfish and shitty that it knew and still decided to not say anything.   Naturally.  I told both of them.  If I am to ever come to one of these events to help them again, that beast will not be allowed to attend with us.  I would not stand for that again.  And luckily due to this experience I think they are just as happy to say the same.