Subtle shitlording at school Recently, my school had fitness week for everyone in gym class. On the day we did the majority of it, we had to pair up somebody. I don't know a lot of the kids in my gym class, so of course, I ended up getting atuck with an obeast. I wasn't very happy about that until I realized that it was perfect for shitlording. This guy is about 6' and 240+ pounds. We're supposed to set goals for fitness testing, so I took whatever his goal was and doubled it. Everytume we did something, I'd talk about how I "barely met my goal" and say that my score was absolute trash. Never in my years of life have I enjoyed being an asshole this much AND gotten away with it.