Timid hypercat shitlorded in public! I am not a very outgoing person but libations were had. I was playing a trivia tournament with 9 teams. We were all very close but my team was about 5 points ahead. Then the announcer says "double dog down". Meaning that hot dog purchases get you 2 points per dog. WTF?!! I know they are promoting hot dogs but really? So The other team gets SIX freaking dogs.  When they win, because that's 12 points and there was no way of recovering from that I go to congratulate them.  And they mention the hot dogs. So I said, and I can't believe I did : "Well I didn't win, but at least I'm not fat". Because it was a team of like 6 dudes who are dad bods and chunkos.  I got second, and I won where it counts.  Funny part is, I WANTED a hot dog but they were out of kraut and so I declined.