his father failed him, his father in a drunken stoop, fell pecker first into a trash bag, in an alley, next to a dumpster... when he woke he realized it was future brony's mom... and noped the fuck out 30 yrs later, brony was raised by only dumpster fuck mom, grew bitch tits, feels mlp helps his self esteem, and has and never will touch a real human woman