The family that shitlords together... After hearing about all of you with parents and grandparents livin' the beetus life, do any of you guys have family members who are shitlords?  I was visiting my grandparents tonight, and my grandpa hates fat people. I'd just gotten back from the gym, and I complain how my mother, despite paying lip service to wanting to avoid weight loss surgery, keeps buying garbage food. She seems to think that the piddly amount of exercise she does will cancel out that extra order of spring rolls and a bag of fun size Kit Kats. My grandpas first response is that you can't outrun the fork, and that instead of weight loss surgery, people need to "learn to put down the fork and stop eating so goddamn much." He's almost 80 years old, still goes to the gym at least 3 times a week, and is as healthy as ever. When I was a kid, it never occurred to me that most kids didn't play basketball or ride bikes with grandpa.  I love my shitlord family members.