That Jealous Glare Hams Give After school my friends and I decided to stop by Marble Slab Creamery and get some ice cream to celebrate the warm weather that has graced my city this past week. When we got to the store there were about 7 "women" there. All of them were huge and they all had huge cones. This one woman had three scoops in a chocolate dipped cone. The funny thing I noticed though was that ALL of them glared at my me and my friends as we were ordering. I let my friends go ahead and kind of just trailed behind them. They stared at my friends legs with such a look of envy I almost burst out laughing. I was wearing a pretty tight shirt and 2 of them were staring right at my stomach, probably in awe of the fact that I don't look 6 months pregnant. The server was also fat and she actually glared at us when we said that 6 of us were sharing 2 regular cones. It's such a nice feeling to know that having self control piggers hams so fast.