Fuck fat Elevator riders - a drugged rant I'm high on all kinds of glorious pain killers, so this ones gonna be odd.  Got my surgery today. Went well. currently in a sling with my entire arm numb from a nerve block. After i got out of the recovery room, because the hospital is near campus and I had underestimated the amount of pain and how long it would take for me to be ready to return to class, I felt it was important to tell my professors in person I would be out at least an additional week. 2 of them have "no late work accepted, no matter the reason", so since i'm pretty much incapacitated I wanted to talk with them about that policy. And to be fair, all that pity advantage. Who's going to say no to someone willing to meet with professors about missing work and planning to take an upcoming exam, only a few hours after orthopedic surgery.  Anyways, in one of the buildings, my professor is on the 6th floor. Normally, like a proper in shape shitlord, I would simply take the stairs. But post surgery, I could not do that, and had to take the fucking elevator. Its an old building, so the elevators are a bit small. And the doors  are narrow, Ive seen lardtards squeeze through with their fat sides caught on each side of the door. either way, my ass wasn't walking up stairs, so I had to wait at the elevator. There's a floor below us (building built into a hill, so I was getting that "middle floor" effect) so many times the elevator is full or close to full and I can't really fit without risking getting squeezed in. bad idea for me in a sling. So I wait. People who are able to squeeze in. Not a problem to me, no point feeling bitter. But after a few full cars, a pair of whales thunder slowly up to the queuing people waiting for the elevators. After a few cars, I realize they are waiting for an emptier elevator too, so they can ride the elevator together, fulfilling their suicide pact to die in a crashing elevator. Well, an emptier elevator arrives soon after and I'm like "finally" and start to move towards the elevator. Suddenly, I feel a pressure on my arm before feeling the massive pain in my shoulder as the even more massive obeasts literally pushed past me, waddling a quickly as possible from behind people to get in the elevator. It (formerly a she, maybe) didn't push me with it's flippers, but instead walked into/through me. I was lucky that someone was able to catch me as it knocked me off my balance.  I was rightfully livid. As they squeezed into the elevator, I yelled at them: "What the fuck, you fucking fat cunts". That made people stop and look. They looked back through the doors at the group of other students now staring at them."Sorry, but we're late and have to get up".  "So you knock over a handicapped person you fat fuck?" Everyone around was getting into that awkward mode of watching people fight and not wanting to get involved. No one else was moving to get on the elevator now. The Hutt spouted at me "Look I'm sorry but you don't have to be a ass about it." Doors start closing. "Fuck you fat bitch. Go choke on a Twinkie". Not the best insult to throw, but I'm not really outstanding about coming up with insults on the fly. For the most part I just swear at people.  Most other students are quiet with an awkward look on their face. a few ask me if I'm ok, I just tell them I'm pissed about it. When I say I'm only a few hours out if surgery, a few saw they'll help me get on the elevator with some space. So next car, no one but those helping me get on the elevator. They were nice, and I was rightfully thankful and polite to them for helping me. tl;dr: Fats push me down by walking into/through me to get to the elevator. I yell/swear at them. Nice people then help me because they are not selfish fat fucks