Double Wide Ham At Noodles & Company So I was at Noodles & Company because I'm a sucker for pasta. I always get the small since the regular sizes are big (and tempting). But then came this ham whose ass cheeks each takes up an entire chair. Her husband or mate was a fatty too though he's 3/4ths her size. Ham was eating a regular sized Pad Thai and had a bowl of small soup because it's healthier than most dishes according to her logic. I don't know what the dude ate but he had a regular bowl of noodles just like her. As they left, the Ham had to exit sideways whilst holding her stomach up before it's mate got out. But that's not all. When the dude opened the door of his new Ford pickup for his ham mate to get in, it rocked the truck once she sat on the seat before they took off in their truck. Needless to say, it was a shocking sight. Regular bowl of Pad Thai and a small bowl of soup... I don't see how it's possible to scarf them down dry.