Wow.  This so perfectly describes ham logic.  A+... It's literally marketing teams taking advantage of how fucking stupid fat people are.  As you said, "healthy buzzwords".  And the fatties follow without questioning anything.  They can't spend 2 hours of their life researching what's ACTUALLY healthy.  No way.  Let's just trust the big food companies whose ONLY motivation is profit.  They couldn't give a fuck about anyone's health.  I just saw an Ensure commercial and they're all like "9 grams of protein and essential vitamins and minerals."  Who gives a fuck when there's like 40 grams of sugar and a bunch of other bullshit in it.  It's not fucking health food.  I guarantee 99% of the people who buy Ensure are fat and "trying to lose weight."