NO! WAIT! This is genius! Hear me out fellow shit lords and ladies, we'll get rich and stop the fat! We open a restaurant/bar that caters to the fupa novas and the signature shot is a shot of ranch (heavy on the ranch) shaken with enough vodka to make it liquid. We pay ourselves a handsome salary, and then use the remaining profits to run an ad campaign for chain gyms that we'll open up. It will be the anti Planet Fitness gym where we watch your usage of the equipment and require you to actually use it in order to maintain your membership. We take the fatties money, use it to promote working out, and get paid in the process! I mean, the supa fupa profits would dry up after a while, but on the plus side we get a world without fatties! This could work...