Tip no.10 for dressing androgynous: Don't be fat. Theoretically, it should work for these hams because you can't tell their gender anyway, but it ends up looking disgustingly stupid. . Cool: https://www.google.com/search?biw=1510&bih=774&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=androgynous+women&oq=androgynous+&gs_l=psy-ab.1.0.0i67k1l5j0l2j0i67k1l2j0.36296.39604.0.41664.12.12.0.0.0.0.213.1383.1j10j1.12.0....0...1.1.64.psy-ab..0.12.1380....0.V7V87h7q45A Stupid:  http://www.qwearfashion.com/home/9-plus-size-cuties-share-secrets-for-androgynous-style