Free Willy almost killed me on the highway today SO there I was driving my perfect family home when in the corner of my eye, I see a Shittyvan. She must have been hallucinating a diet because out of nowhere she speeds up and runs me off to the side of the road. I brake and honk trying to be understanding, maybe she didn't see me somehow. Then we get to the lane split and merge where she again dangerously cuts me off. At this point I say "sorry family"  speed up and flick the fatfuck off into oblivion. She sees me and gets off the highway, to recover at a McDonald's probably.   TLDR: fat people should have their licences taken away and be put into institutions till they figure out why they are such shit.