11...make  that  10   Phrases  to  Fat  Shame  in  Public Inspired  by   http://thebodyisnotanapology.com/magazine/11-offensive-phrases-you-didnt-realize-are-fat-shaming/ Shortened to  10  phrases because fatties  write  like  they  eat...too  much. 1  “Ewww, I feel so fat.”  Said    after  devouring a huge  meal  with   fatties nearby.  Follow  up  with   phrases  like   "  I cant  believe  I  ate  so  much,  or   I  feel  like a fucking  pig "  2  “You’re really pretty for a plus-sized girl. ”  Now  here  in FPH  this  will  get  you  banned  , however ,  out  in  public      some  stealth  is  required. Follow  up  with  something  like  , " If  you  lost  40 pounds  men/women  would be  all over     you. "  It is  hilarious  because  it  might  actually  be  true  but  will never   ever happen .  3  “Stop saying you’re fat, you’re beautiful.” This  is some   quality  public  shitlordery.  Best said  to  the  fat  girl  who  is  out  with  her pretty  human-sized  friend that  you are  interested in.  Fat =  Ugly  of  course  but shhhhh  the  fatties   dont  know that. 4   ”Do you really want to eat that much?” This  one is  great  for fat  family  and  friends.  Follow  up  with  phrase  like  , "  Seriously  that  is  enough  food to  feed   two  people  or    Dont  you  think  you  have  eaten enough  already ?  "  Ignorance is  bliss.  Point  out their  gluttony  and watch  the  bliss  vanish. 5  “Are you having some health issues?”   This  is a cold-reading  gem.  Best  part  is  if  they  say no   it  is almost certainly  a  lie.  Sit  back while  they regale you  with  tales  of fitness  like  " I can  run a  six  minute  mile , I did  a triathalon  last  year , I  could  outrun  you as long  as  the  distance  is impossibly  long  etc... 6   “Did you lose some weight?  You look SO much better!”   Hilarious  because  it it  totally  true  and  socially  acceptable.  Fat  people  trying  to lose  weight are happy  to hear  it  whilst HAES and FA   people  are  infuriated. Win-Win. 7  “I don’t think that this (insert any clothing item here) was made for your body type.” This  phrase  is easy  to  overuse  as  nothing  looks  good on  fat  people.  Imagine   shopping  with  a  fat  friend  or  family  member.  After  saying  it  a few  dozen  times   maybe  they  will  get the    hint. 8  ”Are you sure you can handle (insert any exercise/sports activity here)?” As  we  all  know  fatsos  are  delusional  about  what  they  think  their  abilities  are.  Call them  out  on it.  If they  say  they   can  do  a 10K  under  an  hour  take them out  for  a run ASAP.  Watch them  fail  and  never  bring up  anything  physically  demanding  ever  again.  Keep  the  times  and distances  totally  realistic  so  they  can  see  just  how  sad  they are. 9 “How did you get so fat?!” This one  is  more  for  entertainment  value.  Of    course  they  got  fat  the   same way ALL  fat  people  get  fat...by  eating  too  much.  Anyway  sit  back  and listen to their mental-gymnastics-filled  tale  of  woe . Clinch  your  jaw  nod  your  head  as   see how  long you  can  last  before  you are  compelled  to  change the  subject. 10  “Do I look fat?”   Said  by  human -sized  friend  to  other   human-sized  friend  while  trying  on  clothes  with  fatty  in  listening  range. Give  fun  replies  like . " Yeah  you  look  kinda  chunky   or You are  totally  obese ,  Oink-oink , Reeeeeee  "