Fatties at Hibachi Went to hibachi the other night for my neices birthday. There was only 6 of us so we had to share the grill. These two female obeasts sit down and i guess the waitress realizes theyll eat enough for the other three seats so they start the process. My neice is 6 and she loves the fire tricks they do. However, the fats started complaining the fire was too close and started sweating profusely. The chef had to be a shitlord because instead of bending to their will he jokingly made the fire go closer to them. He then said you can order hibachi from a regular table and it will be cooked in the back. For a brief second i was worried they would sweat on the grill but their stomachs kept them far enough away it seemed to be a non issue. They continued to sit at the grill and i was astounded at every choice they made. Ranch salad, miso soup with wontons added to it, fried rice drowning in yum yum sauce, noodles instead of veggies (which they made a big deal about being upcharged for), and chicken and steak for the meat. Meanwhile we have actual human food. I had scallops and steak, veggies, miso NOT filled to the brim with wontons, a ginger salad, and i splurged on fried rice. I knew to eat slowly because i picked up a fruit tart from whole foods that they were going to bring out when my neice finished. Well poor thing barely made a dent in her shrimp so we boxed it up and they brought her tart out. Her parents are doing a great job and she loves eating well. She ate all the fruit before touching the tart. Meanwhile the obeasts have cleaned their plates when i had to get a box and a bowl to take my food home in. They pay to leave and jokingly say "do we get dessert too?" to my neice. My neice looks at them and just stares. She doesnt make a peep and they walk out awkwardly. She looked at her mom very sad and says "they wouldve eaten it all!". She is on her way to being a good little shitlady. Ive eaten on my meal three times since then and i still have some left. I cant imagine eating it all in one sitting. I can't imagine how that feels after.