This week in fats #2 This week two big things happened: 1) We had a birthday!! Kind of (but not really, though)... It was some-guy-who-lives-across-the-street-from-the-office's birthday. Naturally, since the boss likes ice cream cake, this was treated as a staff birthday. I work with a type 1 and a type 2 diabetic. The type 1 did his insulin and had a small piece of ice cream cake and checked a while later to make sure his glucose level was fine. It was, it never exceeded 160 (he has a continuous glucose monitor), which was higher than it would've been otherwise, but the guy had had ice cream cake.  The type 2 did 30 units of insulin before lunch (for comparison, the type 1 did 5), his blood glucose level was at 259 before the ice cream cake, and he still had 2 slices of it. He also made the person who cut the cake give him an extra large corner piece with extra frosting for his first serving. The office fat that was shitlorded by a Wii Fit (that asked him to get off because he was too fat) complained that the pieces were being cut too small (they were not). Another guy and I were pointed out as the only people who could afford to take any leftover cake home.  I wouldn't have anyway, I was going straight to the gym and the ice cream cake would've melted, but I never actually got the option, this is cake that was purchased because the ham boss found a flimsy excuse to celebrate some guy's birthday, even if he's not staff. 2) Our street was re-paved. That meant 24 hours (two work days) of not being able to drive (and therefore park) on it. Having to park elsewhere literally meant walking at most one and a half blocks.  Hams came in sweating and complaining about the horrible ordeal, meanwhile I had parked an extra block away because I didn't want my car to be around construction equipment and materials.  This turned out to be extra funny, because I was the one that ended up walking the least, as they had parked illegally in an attempt to park closer.  They were warned to move their cars or they'd be towed, by then that street was fuller, so the closer parking spot was towards the end of the block, forcing them to park the full block and a half away. That means that they parked illegally, walked to the office, walked back, moved their car a block and a half away, then walked back to the office. There was a lot of drama surrounding how they hoped to find a closer spot the following day.