"Just eat the cheesecake and be happy" Quick rant about office hams. As I've mentioned before, I work for an aid agency. For the next few months I'm working from the office before getting deployed again.  Now there are no fats when you're in the field, they absolutely could not survive. But it's shocking how fat the office is. I feel like I'm working at an agricultural fair.  Anyways, i carefully watch my calories when I'm not in the field. The office hams are pretty good motivation. Lately as a snack I've been bringing these cottage cheese things, they're all blended and are pretty decadent tasting and about 100 calories. The lemon one totally taste like cheesecake.  Made the mistake of mentioning this to one of the most massive of my coworkers. She looked me down and up and then let out the most dramatic of sighs, "Just eat the cheesecake and be happy" she said, rolling her eyes.  I just shrugged and said I'm careful about what I eat and wasn't about to have cheesecake for breakfast.  She shrugged again and said, "you look fine, it's easy to get caught up in shallow stuff like that." Before waddling off, I assume to write a post about how I oppressed her with my cottage cheese.  So, TIL I'm super shallow for wanting to be fit and healthy enough to do my job.