For real. Now that I think about it, I actually dont know any human sized person with a Fitbit. But it seems like every single fatass I know and have met ALWAYS is wearing a Fitbit or an equivalent like a Garmin. Which sure I guess it's cool because you can see how many steps you take everyday, but if that's your normal routine and you're still a fat fuck clearly its not working.  I've actually heard a few reviews from fatasses who thought their device was broken for saying it had only taken a couple thousand steps when it knew it actually takes over 10k steps. OK buddy