Then why are you sitting in McDonald's, you fat fuck? I am waiting for my shift to start. I work in a mall, so I went over to McDonald's to grab a coffee and leech their WiFi until I have to go to work. There's a hambeast next to me, literal hambeast. Massive gut. "I want to be healthy and in shape, 'cause I want to be there for my daughter, ya know?" He huffs to his normal sized friend. He proceeds to go on a spiel about how he's ice skating more for exercise. His friend is normal sized, has a coffee and a muffin in front of him. Hambeast has a McGriddle meal. He bites into his McGriddle after he says that. Really?  This sounds fake, but it just happened. Incredible. Hippocrite.