What if the butter golems are right? Think about it. What if it isn't as simple as calories in<calories out? Their bodies would be breaking a fundamental law of the universe. While we are over here being all pompous and trying to shove our "science" down their throats, they have universal singularities inside of their bodies that produce extra energy. If that's the case, then we are being blinded by our pride and simplified view of weight loss. We could harness the flaw in quantum physics that spontaneously produces energy only inside of fat people to do all sorts of things. We could strap them to the power grid and power the world. We could close them up in reactors and fuel interstellar star ships. The possibilities are endless, but we can't see them because we are to busy hating and making fun of the eatbeasts.