One last week at Chipotle Hey. Haven't posted much in awhile because I don't have much to say all the time, but you might remember me as the guy who works at Chipotle.  I have been going at it for awhile now and I'm about to leave the (fantastic)company because I'm moving, and there's no branches near Bremerton. So, I have decided to share some of my final thoughts from the store.  There has no be more of us I can't honestly imagine that there aren't more secret shitlords who are friends with obeasts just because they want to fit in. I see co-workers come in, one skinny, one obeast, talking about dieting and losing weight or being healthy. Maybe skipping the beans or only getting a regular portion of cheese instead of extra. The humans see their friends skip the meat to opt for a veggie bowl, thinking it's a healthier choice, only to take advantage of the free guac. Guac has 100 more calories than our chicken per 4 oz. How do the humans put up with this? How do they not want to say anything? We serve a few clinics and hospitals on the reg and the amount of unhealthy health practitioners is vomit inducing. And the fact that if you confront anyone about it, they just say HAES. God. Damn. Things fats do when dieting at Chipotle They eat at Chipotle. They're pretty much already losing at dieting. It's possible, but unlikely "I'll just get chips and guac today". Not realizing that the guac is 260 calories and a bag of chips is just over 500. That's about a bowls worth of calories without any of the nutrition.  Veggie bowls for weight loss. Veggie bowls come with free guac. And they use that either on the side for a bag of chips(even the small bags add 130 calories) or they get it on the bowl adding more calories than the eat would in the first place.  They think that brown rice is healthy, so they get more of this and less of other things. I honestly don't get this one. I can't justify their thought. Is it better than white1? Sure. But that doesn't mean it's good for you.  Our 2oz portion of vinaigrette has 220 calories. So they eschew rice, get a salad and ask for a vinaigrette.  Look who's back at the exact same amount of calories.  Other shit they do 3 fucking vinaigrettes. It's oil and honey. 2oz is 220 calories. And you're getting 3.  The 'family man' regular who comes in and gets 2 bowls to go. Sure, he could have a SO who doesn't ever want to come with him, but maybe you're going home and devouring both for yourself, like that one time you did it in the store and felt so ashamed you started getting it to go. Yeah. I fucking know you. You're lucky I get paid more than minimum wage to provide excellent service or jesus christ I would rip you a new one.  *Side quesadillas. 2 small quesadillas on the side with sour cream for each. Like fucking really. That's literally another meal. Another 600 calories. Or the guys who get a large one with a side or two of sour. Another 600 to 800 calories there. I just can't fucking stand being forced to aid their poor choices.  1Last time I was here people got into a spat about brown v white rice. Brown in healthier at Chipotle because we use less salt and oil in it.