Be careful buying a house from fats Recently bought a house, the previous owner was shorter than five feet tall yet wider than the chair it was sitting on.  When selling a house it is of course customary that you clean it for the new owners and fatty promised to have someone come in and clean it (didn't want to interrupt it's feeding schedule of course) yet when we finally get the keys we find they didn't do anything.  So for the past two days we have been doing quite a bit of it as we try to move in.  They owned the house for five years and obviously never cleaned the carpet, it took us over 6 hours of working the carpet cleaner and emptying out many containers of filthy water to make it livable.  After seeing how they treated that we went through and scrubbed the walls and cupboards as well.  There is more to be done but the carpet was by far the worst. Anyways, thanks for reading the rant.