Shitlord Shower Thought: Scales and BMI are alternative facts to fats A scale literally just displays an irrevocable fact-- The mass someone has or force exerted on the Earth. But because fats are dumb fucks they refuse to believe object fact that they're fat as fuck.  BMI takes another objective fact--height and spits out a number that is accurate 99% of the time. But because fats are stupid fucks they cling to the 1% change that muh cundishuns, muscles, bigboned--not the far more likely (i.e. correct) reading that they're fat as shit.  So fats are twisting reality to suit their hamfisted aims. TL;DR: fats think weight is alternative facts because fatness.