I might die of heart disease A guy at work asked me what I did this weekend, so I told him I ran another half marathon. He's one of those people who thinks it's funny to brag about how little exercise he gets, so he rolled his eyes. (hey, mother fucker, you asked) So I decided to mention that I'm working toward my first marathon next spring, and at that point, he jumped in to inform me how unhealthy that is. "Don't you know running that far is actually really bad for your heart?! Seriously, man, those marathon guys..."  So I interrupted, "Your belly is hanging over your dick. I'd rather take chances with running."  Since he's lazy, but not entirely stupid, he conceded, and we both laughed at him. Then he went to the break room to eat.