Guy at my work too fat for urinal I work in an open area, and theres this fatass whos stomach I would like to beat with a baseball bat, who always has KFC buckets and endless bags of fun sized candy bars at his table, well I was in the bathroom and I hear a piss sound coming from a stall, and can see pants around the ankles but the shoes are facing the toilet. This dude went into the stall to pull his pants all the way down and take a piss like a kindergardener. He comes out and of course its ol' fatso. How is it that youre so fat you cant use a urinal? Its too gross to put too much thought into to but I'm curious what is going on there. Do you need both hands to lift your gut up? Ughhh, does anyone know?