Fat Adventures of The Hospital Kind part 3-4? My mom is a nurse and every once in a while she comes across a fat. We, being the shitlords that we are, discuss often and frequently about the topic of "hey, what was your day like?". After a bit of frolicking in the country side, I decided to call up my mother and what a phone convo that was. My mom works in emergency care, so she gets a whole bunch of  drunkards, teens that need their stomachs pumped, and old people dying, but most of all, she gets fats. Last week some fat was admitted. He was a tourist and had been out on the town, drinking, enjoying himself, the usual. He is in for alcohol poisoning. He drank so much not even his fat could dilute it. But thats not the point. He had to spend a night at the hospital and since a catheter (tube that goes in your peen i think? I'm no medical expert!) could not be placed, he had to use a bedpan. That night, he rung the alarm for the nurse and requested a bedpan. She tried to slip it in underneath him but for some reason, (fat) instead of holding himself up, he put all of his strenght on her shoulder to get himself up. Well this resulted in the nurse falling to the floor, patient wetting himself and alarms going because that little cord they attach to supervised patients snapped.  So, now my mother enters, the fat is still in his bed, with half of his torso hanging out, pissed himself, and one of the nurses is lying on the floor in agony. My mom tries to check on the nurse, other attendants arrive and the fat is being belligerant as fuck! He ruined her shoulder (she explained it to me, but like i said, I am not in medicine, she mentioned a fracture though) pissed his bed, drank until he could no longer, had to be put on fluids. Caused so much downtime because instead of just 1 nurse he required 4. He was let out the day after, but that nurse he injured is doing physical therapy now.  Fats are a drain on our society, on our teachers, our nurses, our doctors.