I use landwatch. When I retire I'll have a plot of land with a hydroelectric dam on site and enough acreage to do whatever the fuck I want. I'd like to be retired by 50, but if I get the go-ahead for 30+ years of service, I'll probably keep pulling triggers, or training/directing those who do, as long as I can. The world is depressing, and it's not just isolated to the safety nets of the tumblr, reddit, etc., either. Who knows? Maybe we'll end up as shitlords with neighboring fiefdoms.