I'm re-using the "athletic director" from: https://www.voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/comments/754784 That and I'm re-using the: "I play leagues of legend for 10 hours a day" shit spouted and those that also claim to be 'athletic,' 'fit,' 'lifters.' Despite being pieces of shit obese "gamers" hanging on the coat tails of those others who actually are professional gamers. Step 1: be a fat couch potato. Step 2: claim to be a pro-gamer. Step 3: claim to be an athlete. Step 4: fail to convince anyone.