A friend of mine likes giving massages and is pretty good at it. So she was telling me she was considering going to school for it. I tell her that's all well and good, but she has to remember now she only gives massages to people she likes and wants to give massages to. If she gets a job giving massages she's going to have to touch disgusting fat people. She gave me a thousand yard stare as the horror set in and said "Ok, so massage school is out."