I saw a fatty as wide as an automatic sliding door. Its wonderful that more and more buildings embrace the automatic sliding doors. They open on their own to accommodate lots of people coming in and out. Such a cool necessity right? Well, not always. This time, there was this fat fuck in my school who is as wide as a sliding door. Its shoulders are wider than my hips, its thighs rub each other as it waddles, and its arms are thicker than my legs. I'm trying to figure out how it exists but I was disgusted when I saw it. Automatic sliding doors are very wide as it is no? Sometimes, I wonder how these morbidly obese fat fucks survive in college. You'll never see one in any honors programs; not even the ones majoring in gender studies at least. Now I have another reason why I should aim for honors programs; no fat fucks in it. Sometimes, I just want to get away from all the fat fucks promoting HAES in my school and just be as alpha as I can.