2 stories about morbidly obese and nasty teachers At high school we had a 3 storey building. Some girls were throwing water on the people below. I happened to walk under and got soaked. As you walked through the double doors there would be the stairs straight ahead. Usually teachers stood their to make sure students didn't go up the stairs during lunch with out permission. I walked through the door and one of the teachers (known as the cannonball) was sat on a chair there. She asked me what happened and I said theres people upstairs throwing water on people. She in reponse says 'I'd go upstairs, but I won't make it up the stairs cos of my knees, will you go up and get them?' I just looked at her and walked away.  Another story was my history teacher. During the middle of our history exam, she decided to try and sit on one of the collapsable desks. She sat on it and it collapsed creating a loud noise and a large laugh from the students. She was asked to leave by the invigilators.