A trend I've noticed concerning hambeasts and clubs... So I was out last weekend on the town with some mates, dancing and having fun with a group of girls when I made a frustrating realization.  Why is it that whenever you're dancing with a cute girl/girls and having fun at a bar or club, there's always that one blubber lard friend of theirs that comes over, pulls them away and gasps out "We gotta go! Reeeeee!" Then when the cute girls ask why, Adipose Amy has some dumb excuse or is crying to make them feel bad or whatever. I would say I'm frustrated with piggys cockblocking people, but cockblocking is ironic word to use since most fats have never seen genitals, including their own.