I had a fat acquaintance about 10 years ago that asked me to come over and fix his computer. Offered to pay me, so I agreed but brought a friend in case he had secret plans to try and seduce me or whatever. I'd never been to his house before and of course it was smelly and filthy with dust bunnies all over the carpet. Anyway, the fix took a few hours and me and friend got hungry so we went to go get some takeout while windows was reinstalling. We get back with the food, and fat guy asks if he can have a bit of our fried rice. I said sure and handed him the carton, expecting him to go get a plate from the kitchen and scoop some out, but no, he grabs a fork and just digs right in. I was horrified. After about 5 minutes of loud open-mouth chewing and spilling rice all over himself he thanks me and hands me back the container, now 4/5 empty. I handed it right back to him and told him to just finish it cause I wasn't all that hungry anymore. Oh, and he paid me for my work with a check for $25. Cheap fat POS.