"Get the body you DESERVE!" I was driving home from work yesterday, mentally strung out and half heartedly listening to the radio. A commercial came on about a weight loss ...something (program, pill, I don't remember)... What caught my ear was their tagline "get the body you deserve." I can't help but feel outraged at the thought of hamshits huffing around believing that they deserve, what so many people work for. You and I, we know the challenges of restraint, the effort it takes to wake up to go to the gym at 4:30am, the discipline we develop to not eat that extra hamburger. We have earned these bodies and they are  a visible testament to our work ethic and discipline. Yet fatty puff mcscooterbitch gets to walk around thinking it "deserves" the benefits from being fit without putting in any of the work. I might just have to tip a cow if I ever hear one of them say they deserve to have a fit body. /rant