Fatties on "myfitnesspal"? They wouldn't be caught dead there. Maybe we should start "myfatnesspal" and give them the necessary advice like "drink soda every hour to keep your glucose levels constant" and "add processed meat regularly, it contains a lot of nitrates which are composed of nitrogen, which m  ffa  akes up 3% of your body and is essential to life", plus some articles on how calories are not real.