Fatties and parking spots I was at Walmart earlier this week and I just turned my car into a aisle so I could park. I saw an empty spot close to the entrance but there was a guy standing in the middle of it. Uh OK. Well some car with a ham pulls out from its spot TWO cars away and turns into the spot where the guy was standing. WTF. I've heard of hams waiting a stupid amount of time for a front parking spot, but to park somewhere already and then repark TWO spots closer is fucking stupid. Especially since we were near the front already.  I parked like 10 cars away from the ham. Only took 30seconds to get in Walmart. Beat her too. Saw the ham inside walmart looking at broccoli. Cherry coke and ice cream in its cart.