Grandma unintentionally shitlording at church. My grandma is 97 years old.  Quick background of her life; was the wife of a general, falsely  accused of being a Communist spy in Taiwan (by her husband, the general, my granddad ), exonerated, pushed for women's right to vote in taiwan, was the chairwoman of the Malaysian farmers union, and many many other things that i have no clue about. Anyway, she's deaf in her left ear, and can barely hear in her roght, so whenever she speaks, she is practically shouting. During fellowship today, one of the members, a taller Chinese man, with a waist line large enough to put two normal sized people in, is going around talking to kids.  All of a sudden, my grandma says,  "Wow, he's huge! " I thought she was referring to his height and just smile and nod, when she exclaims, "His stomach is huge! So huge, like he's pregnant! " He's turning away, his features dark, when she realizes he heard her, at which point shhe tries to whisper, "But there's so much fat, his belly is huge!" I love my grandma.