You are the real MVP. I like to tell the cashier at the pet store that my kitty is too skinny and I try to feed him everything and ask about what is the most fattening but healthy food for old kitties.  He's old, and it's true, he hates eating. But his stupid younger brother is young and fat. Little jerk. I have to separate them during food time, otherwise fatty will steal old cranky pants food.  Now our routine is old and skinny gets wet food once a day with crunchy food whenever the fuck he wants it, young and rowdy gets wet food every other day and crunchy diet food. He's not FAT fat, but he is a food thief and could stand to lose a pound or 2 now that he is an exclusive indoor jerk.