Why the fuck are you so loud? I'm a dork. I love a little place called the Stormcrow. Expensive and gimmicky but I enjoy the themed drinks and cheesy atmosphere (and d20 shots). However, it does attract a lot of fats. Holy fuck. I swear the larger they get, the louder and more obnoxious they are. Do you really want everyone in the place glancing over at your disgustingly obese self, wondering which of the millions of fries you've crammed down your gullet is going to finally put you into cardiac arrest so we can actually hear the people right next to us? Do you really have start horking (laughing) loud enough to shake the tables any time someone else in the place tries to say anything to anyone else?  Why are you so fucking oblivious and self-centered?