Ham who Fatfished me. Demands I apologize after calling her out This is kinda long, so buckle up So I tried out the tinder thing after becoming a member of FPH and hearing about some of the hilarious horror stories about it. Little did I know, that I myself would have been a victim of a fatfish. Here is what ensued: I swiped right on a girl that looked damn good. Now I'm a sucker for girls with dark hair, dark eyes, and tattoos. So this chick looked great to me. We matched up and began chatting. The convo went pretty standard, getting to know you chit chat, what are you into, what do you do for work, etc. etc. Then the convo came to what is your type? I said I like girls who keep themselves in decent shape, as I do too. She said she was "into guys above 6' who had beards, tattoos and where in shape". Standard ham response, but I wasn't on the ball as I should of been, however FPH has now taught me well lol. I get her number and we chat, and even send a few pics back and fourth. To really make sure I was covering my ass and this was the real deal, I asked her if she was on FB. she said yes and we became FB friends. I perused her pics and they indeed matched up, so I was happy to say the least. But then I noticed something about all of her pics that seemed odd. Every single one of the pics on her profile that were taken were at least a year to two years old. That struck me as odd, but I noticed that none of them were selfies, so I gave her the benefit of the doubt that maybe she wasn't a picture person. Some people are, some aren't.  Anyways, we go to meet up and I'm waiting at the spot, and she shows up. Now I didn't recognize her because 1. I saw what she looked like on her tinder and FB and already knew who to look for and 2. She was FAT!! Here is where it gets good her: Hey, Wario! it's Fatfish! (I'll call her fatfish for this exchange) Me: Uhhh...Hi? (look of confusion on my face) Fatfish: OMG it's so nice to finally meet you! what's up? Me: uhh nothing much....is this a joke? Fatfish: is what a joke?  Me: you don't really look like your pics on Tinder? Am I being trolled right now? Fatfish: Umm no? it's def me. you can't tell? I just put on a little weight Teehee Me: yeah, um, that's not a little weight though. Fatfish: umm, excuse me? wow you're rude! This is the point where I lost my temper and couldn't bite my tongue any longer Me: I'm rude? that's funny coming from someone who lied and manipulated me into meeting up with them. Fatfish: I didn't lie! I am who I said! Me: except you're fat Fatfish: I AM NOT FAT!! I told you, I just put on a little weight! Me: Your stomach is hanging out over your pants and your arms are pretty beefy. Trust me, you're def not "in shape" Fatfish: Wow, you're a real shallow asshole huh? Well I'm glad you let it show through right off the bat! Me: right I'm the shallow asshole. This is coming from the chick who said her type is guys over 6' who are fit with beards and tattoos. You're delusional and you're a liar. Do yourself a favor and be honest with yourself. Life will be much easier for you. I proceeded to get up and leave as I heard her reeing! She proceeded to blow up my phone with texts about how she has "condishuns" and I don't know what she has had to "go through" and demanded I apologized for being rude.  The delusions are strong with this one.  TL:DR Tinder ham Fatfished me, then proceeds to call me shallow bc I called her out