Obeast cannot dress herself before leaving the house. Shitlady here. This happened a while back (in the summer) but I thought it was worth sharing anyway. I was sitting at the bus stop with my headphones on. Suddenly, this obeast stops in front of me and starts talking to me. Annoyed, I took off my head phones and asked her to repeat. She then turns around and said "Could you zip up my dress?". I was freaking stunned! Her whole "dress" was completely unzipped, all the way down to her lower back, showing all of her fat rolls. I guess she just couldn't reach it. I had to take a few seconds to process her question and I quickly decided that I would never want her to touch me and I sure as hell didn't want to touch her. It's not my fucking job to help you get dressed. So I told her no. She said, "You're not going to zip up my dress?" Again, I said no. She gave me a surprised/pissed off look and waddled away. Is it so fucking hard to dress yourself without asking complete strangers on the street for help?