Has anybody here had any success in getting a death fat fired in a unionized environment? My wife has a cow-orker who is about 450 lbs.  She does fuck all at work but play Candy Crush.  Their manager is a fat who sympathizes with her and will reduce its workload and give it to other pepole.  They don't get paid more for doing more work, and fatty doesn't get paid less for doing nothing.  HR is full of planets, and to top it all off, this is in the government,  who don't seem to give a fuck about people being unproductive. So, does anybody know how to get rid of this thing?  Given the shit about the management and HR being fats, I kind of joked that my wife should feed it an entire cheesecake a day for a month so that it puts on another 25-50 lbs and that should finally break its knee, make it immobile and probably collect disbility and stay at home. I think it might actually work as what fat can refuse eating cheesecake.