a fat woman walks into a walmart with her two kids she's not only fat but also very loud, ugly and mean-acting, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. the greeter nervously walks up to her and says: "good morning and welcome to wal-mart. nice children you have there, are they twins?" the fa woman stopped yelling long enough to say: "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 4. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" the greeter replied " Im neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe that anyone would fuck you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."