How Mr. Ferret Got 2 Fats Fired in 1 Week I wanted to share with everyone how Mr. Ferret managed to get not one, but two fatties fired from their jobs this past week. Fat Number 1 Our 3-year-old shitlad has a speech delay, so he goes to daycare as part of his speech therapy. We are also in the process of toilet training him. This is important. This past Monday our son had an appointment at the hospital with his speech pathologist, so I put him in a regular diaper because I didn't know how long the appointment was going to take. It was about 2 hours, then I dropped him off at the daycare just before 11 am. Mr. Ferret picked up Junior and they got home around 6pm. We went to put him on the toilet, and we noticed he was still wearing a diaper, completely SOAKED in urine. We haven't supplied the daycare with diapers in over a month, as Junior typically only wears diapers overnight now, and the daycare has been supplied with cloth underwear for Junior to wear while he's there. To our horror, we realized that the daycare didn't bring him to the toilet or change his diaper once for the 7 hours he was there on Monday. Mr. Ferret was livid (as was I) so he immediately contacted the director of the daycare. He demanded to know why our son was permitted to spend an entire day in a dirty diaper, and wanted assurance that this wouldn't happen again. The director was absolutely horrified upon hearing about what happened and said she would speak with the room supervisor in the morning - who, surprise fucking surprise, is a giant obeast. My bet is that she was too fucking lazy to do her job,  so in her piggy brain it was OK to not change him or bring him to the toilet. She probably figured our kid wouldn't rat her out because he can't talk. The next day, Mr. Ferret met with the director and she informed him that the lard goblin had been fired for her deliberate negligence. Fat Number 2 Just before Christmas, Mr. Ferret had been let go from his job. It was a scary time for us, because Mr. Ferret is our sole income earner. Fortunately, he was able to find another job quickly, which paid a little more, too. Unfortunately for him, his new boss was a middle-aged beetus beast. Mr. Ferret described his new boss as, "the kid who used to sit alone on the bleachers sulking while the other guys played football - but now he's grown up and in a position of power, so he feels he has to put other people down in order to make himself feel good." The guy was a complete ass to everyone else in the office, including Mr. Ferret. Now Mr. Ferret isn't some pushover, he can handle office drama and politics - but his boss was making it impossible for Mr. Ferret to do his job. Mr. Ferret is in middle management, and is responsible for making decisions regarding staffing, budget, software, hardware, etc. Every time Mr. Ferret would make a decision, his boss would go behind his back and unmake it - even if his boss had previously approved it. For the next few months, the eat beast continuted to sabotage Mr. Ferret's work, as well as harass him in front of other employees. The nail in the coffin was when the butter bison had tried to blame Mr. Ferret for losing almost $100k of budget spending. The thing was, Mr. Ferret wasn't even employed at the company when this happened - the obeast was solely responsible and was trying to avoid the blame. Mr. Ferret decided enough was enough, and asked his HR deparment to launch an official investigation into this matter, as well as the harassment coming from his boss. Unfortunately for the couch bison, Mr. Ferret had been documenting all the negative interactions, and had kept all the e-mails from his boss, which he promptly handed over to HR. Mr. Ferret went on stress leave and didn't return to work, instead opting to look for another job. That was a few months ago, and I'm happy to report that Mr. Ferret has a new job that he is enjoying very much. However, he was still technically employed by the other company as they hadn't completed their investigation yet. Well, this morning the old HR department called Mr. Ferret to inform him that the beetus barge was "no longer with the company" as a direct result of the way he had mistreated Mr. Ferret, and several other employees who had come forward after Mr. Ferret went on leave. The silver lining is that since the hamplanet was terminated with cause, the labour laws here dictate that he isn't entitled to any severence pay, which would have been quite substantial as he had been with the company for many years. He also isn't entitled to collect unemployment pay. So there you have it folks! Mr. Ferret has done his shitlord duty by getting 2 fatties fired this week (: