Got stuck on a team with smelly volleyball fatty yesterday I'd managed to avoid it by teaming up with some other experienced players on other days, but yesterday we were told "Find someone you haven't been on a team with before." Guess who fatty migrated to? Luckily, we had a decent team despite him and we still won two of our three scrimmages. People were targeting him, though, they knew he was the weak link. Every time he'd set or pass and fuck it up (which happened often), he'd act like it hurt, and that's why it was a bad hit. I'm talking grimacing, saying "ow" , or making an exasperated sigh of "pain", pretty much every time the ball touched him.  Just own that you're not very good? There's nothing wrong with that, this class is for every skill level.  Bonus: On one of the other teams we faced there was a tubby Asian girl (former player) who kept talking through the net at our team. They'd direct a serve at smelly faker fatty, he'd miss or botch a hit, and she'd go "move your feet back row! Come on the ball isn't going to come to you! Move your feet" How about you shut the fuck up you blob ughhhh