Overheard shitlord at the mall today So I was doing some clothes shopping at the mall today and as I'm walking along I hear two people behind me. Female says "oh look, she has the same bag as me."  Guy says "It looks better on her. It's too small for you or something - doesn't look right." I was wearing a small crossbody bag. I'm dying to see this pair, so I stop at a shop and let them pass. Guy is pretty hot looking and normal sized. Sure enough, his ham companion was about 250 lbs and my height (I'm five feet). The beast looked like it was wearing a postage stamp with a thread for a strap. The guy eyed me when he went by and the mayobeast saw that and frowned. All I could think was that he must be it's brother or something. Never saw a guy like him date a lardass like that. It was very satisfying to randomly hear someone shitlord like that. Made my day:)