If I could photoshoop I would make him into like a Catholic statue like an actual shitlord saint. I would get all the classic shit lords and ladies and give them each a sainthood responsibility.  Examples:  Saint Al Bundy,  patron saint of shitlording in sales.  Our Mother of Celebrity Fat Hate Joan Rivers Saint Arnold Shwartszenegger, son of brodin (god of gainz),  patron saint of shaming with an accent.