Are all fats opiate addicts? I went to a pro wrestling show this weekend to help a friend out (did some work at the merch table, talked to fans and wrestlers, and worked gorilla position a little.)  There was a VERY fat wrestler that my buddy has never hired before wrestling against a young but experienced worker in a 10 minute match.  The match went okay; it was nothing special but a decent match other than the usual fat wrestler tropes of no selling at times and not being active.  It was after the match that got me. My friend hires EMTs and paramedics to work his shows just in case.  After this match where literally nothing terrible went wrong medically, this fat went up to the paramedics and asked for "a shot of morphine or fentanyl, because his back and knees were killing him, and he forgot his Norcos."  WHAT?  Yes, the fatty did a fair bit of lifting on the normal guy, but the normal guy was 220 lbs. TOPS and this dude had to be 400 lbs.  And mid 20s, on opiates full time but wrestling?  And the audacity to ask personnel who were there in case of an emergency to give strong, addictive drugs for what amounts to fatigue and soreness!  As I picked my jaw up off the floor, something occurred to me:  I've never met a fat who wasn't chronically using/abusing some type of painkiller.  Am I the only one that has noticed this phenomenon?