Cows sneer at elephant, credit Diet Coke with saving them from that plight I was in the checkout lane earlier today and overheard something that made me immediately think of my happy place, FPH. I'm  third in line behind a lone elephant and a pair of cows. The elephant hoists up liter after liter of beetus juice onto the conveyer belt and the two cows share smirks.  One says to the other, "I'm glad we only drink Diet Coke, we'd be as big as him! teehee!"