Encounter a death fat at university this week. Class was let out early and I decided I would check out the massively long line for the bus pass that is provided with your tuition.  I admit, I normally walk to school (about 45 mins) but I need his pass for winter because, well, winter is pretty extreme where I am. So some day I may need it and it's a pretty great deal compared to the adult bus pass on the bus website.   So, I get in line, my eyes soon land on a wild whale of a beast.  I couldn't help but wonder how this fatty walks around campus and how awful it must be when it is struggling up the stairs. Funny enough, thinking of all the annocyences this fat probably causes daily on campus made thebline pass pretty well, and finally when it was fatties turn to sit at the booth to get their picture done really made my day.  As it's fat ass plopped onto the human sized folding chair her weight caused the chair to skid back slightly almost knowing back the wooden stand behind her that was holding up a white background for photos.  Of course someone raced over to catch it and the whale loooed over its shoulder (the best it could) with a clueless expression as if it didn't even know what it caused.  Anyway it waddled away and soon it was my turn. I sat on the chair and I couldn't believe how the fat ass was able to move this chair back nearly by sitting on it. My theory is that the beast could not squat down into the chair whiling holding her weight, so she litterly collapsed its body down and with the weight and impact the chair could not help but get feedback.  Anyway, my story of my first deathfat site on campus. Sorry if it's boring.