Dance fat breaks costume because fat Why are fats so into dancing, yet cannot seem to understand that in order to look good dancing, you need to not be morbidly obese?  It's Spring, and that means it's dance recital time. It also means that all the kids get their dance outfits. The kids try on their outfits and POP there goes the fat kid's outfit. Somehow they'll have to sew it back together so she can dance in it for the recital. Moral of the story: If you're going to make your kid morbidly obese, skip dance class and sign up for sumo, then you'll be able to order a costume to fit her.