Reminds me of the only time my husband and I went to ihop (one opened in our city in Canada so we were curious). Got sat in a booth across from two people who were so fucking huge they took up a bench each (those booths could easily fit 6 normal humans). Lost my appetite looking at them, and the food was gross anyways. But those butter huffers snarfed back like 5 plates each, definitely candidates for my 600lb life. I think they were possibly the largest hams I've ever seen in the wild.