I dated a former fat for like 3 months a few years ago, and he always said how he wished there were things like zero calorie pizza and shit like that. Yeah, I doubt he made it. But this negative calorie myth is a nightmare, it seems I regularly have to explain how it is untrue. Often it isn't even stupid people or fats I have to explain this to, but normal humans who have never had to really think about things like that. It's amazing how many people really think that eating celery burns more calories than it provides. No, the body does not work like that. Things like celery are simply so low calorie they may as well be calorie free. I hate how fatlogic has permeated society.