Order Swapped with a Ham's at Chinese Restaurant I got my boyfriend and I some Chinese take-out last night. There's a really good restaurant that's a bit of a drive but has a lot of veggie-centric dishes that are surprisingly healthy, so I went to pick up dinner from there. When I received the order, I looked inside and saw everything was fried. Obviously that wasn't my order, since I hadn't ordered any fried food (don't like it.) I told the cashier and he apologized, and he told the kitchen to make my order since it had apparently been forgotten. In walks a budding planet, male, 5'8" and pushing 250. He picks up a huge order, of which the "order" that was given to me was part of. Apparently it was for a birthday celebration. The amount of food in the order was absurd, enough to feed 20, but was probably going to serve around 5. Why do hams like nasty fried food? Especially when it doesn't even have veggies to go along with it. How can you eat like that?