The funny thing about that is that bears who are into obese bearded men like them vigorous, not in a wheelchair and sickly and with mobility problems.    The only things outside of his control are being 52--and possibly being handicapped, if it isn't due to being a 281-pound hamplanet.  You can control what you eat, and if you don't want a receding hairline you can prevent it by taking a DHT-blocker like finasteride or dutasteride, so complaining that that's institutional oppression is like complaining about HPV when you didn't get vaccinated or complaining about AIDS when you had bareback sex with a Haitian (which is how Patient 0 ruined fun bathhouse sex for America).    Remember when gay men were stereotyped as putting more effort into their appearance?  Pepperidge Farm remembers.