I had to touch a Ham's keyboard today A little backstory, just started my system administration job a few weeks ago at this startup.  Everyone here is super friendly, nice and helpful except for the gargantuan planet of a CTO.  He is the type of person who always looks for someone to mess up so he can shift focus and blame away from the fact that all he does is sit at his desk and eat shit all day long.   Thankfully he is out of the office for the next 2 weeks, but I had to get onto his computer to grab a couple files.  In all my life I have never seen a more disgusting keyboard.  The entire thing is splattered with some sticky liquid that I'm praying is just coke, there are nasty crumbs, loose hairs and dead skin littering the keys. Not the mention it has a sheen of oil all over it.  I almost threw up at smell of it alone.  Here is a picture of the keyboard in question.  I had to go out and buy medical gloves with my own money, I'm just appalled anyone could even create such a monstrosity.  Just needed to get that off my chest. /rant