Airplanes I travel a lot because my family and friends are spread out. Recently, I started flying more because it saves time and money compares to road trips in my gas guzzling car.  On one flight, flight attendants asked for passengers to change their seats to balance out the weight of the aircraft. Literally they said it was too front heavy. I am already sitting at the back. Of course nobody from first class and economy plus wants to move. Thankfully a tall older fit gentleman volunteered to go to the back. But the plane is still heavy. So an elderly lady moves to the back. The plane is still fucking to front heavy. So another human sized man moves switch seats towards the middle. Finally the plane is not too front heavy.  Guess fucking who were sitting in the front??? Fats. If one of them and their beta moved to the back, then the issue would've been solved immediately. Also, this happened on two other plane trips. I moved one time but 120lbs is nothing compared to 300+lb beast.  Literally pigs don't fly. Stop trying.