Yet Another Self Entitled Ham on the Subway I apologize for lacking a picture of this flabhanger- as the subway was nearly empty I had trouble mustering the shitlordiness to do it so overtly. It was a medium-short hambeast, with dirty blond, "cute" curly hair and a polkadot skirt with way too low of a cut at the neck, displaying her two horrific fat slabs prominently. The thing's pimple to skin ratio also was... disturbing. For starters, it kept mumbling something incoherently to herself while reaching down into her purse then reaching up again. It did this at least 8 times in the course of one subway stop. Each time was incredibly animated and dramatized. Like it was an act of god for the upper half of its body to rotate back and forth. Ultimately, it never found the cookie or whatever it was looking for in that purse. Here's the thing that really fascinated me though. There was a regular dude sitting nearby her with one seat in between them. His coat slightly went over the border of his seat into the empty one, but it hardly mattered as the fattie was taking up 1/3 of that space at least and nobody was going to dare sit near her weird lard ass anyhow. In between its repetitive purse bobbing, it stopped once and turned its head-like appendage to the man two seats away. I strained to overhear  but I guess its vocal chords are too greasy for high amplitudes. It sounded like it was complaining to him- then, it fucking grabs this dude's dangling coat fabric and growls something with a bitter tone. The man first looks incredulous and just nods to it with a whatever like gesture, while tucking his coat closer to his person. TL;DR Hambeast took up two seats on the subway, yells at man next to her for his coat slightly covering her extra seat. BONUS: As she tried to exit the subway, she almost fell twice while getting up and trying to grab the pole. The 2nd time the subway wasn't even fucking moving.