Fitbit Office Fatties I bought myself a Fitbit not too long ago because I like counting my steps and the competition amongst my shitlording/ladying friends keeps me moving to show them up. Well, not a week later 3 of the fats that I work with have them on their chubby wrists.  Whatever, they can count the motions of shoveling disgusting beetus into their maws as long as they leave me out of it.  Of course, however, they all want to be 'friends' through our apps.  I realize that this can be an opportunity for some subtle shitlording,  so I have been getting at least 7,000 steps at least on them daily and relish hearing 'wow, how do you do that?  You must be cheating!'.  No, you idiots, I just don't sit on my ass most of the day, ESPECIALLY after I get home because I play and goof around with my kid, etc. Well today I get to work and one of the hams sidle up to me and says 'did you see that I got 17,000 steps yesterday?'.  I am polite and say 'good job, hammie!  Keep up that moving.'  She then says 'I actually put it on my toddler and let her run around with it!  She can really move!  (Tee hee!)'.  It just goes to show you that hams don't take anything seriously.  What's the point of having a Fitbit if you're only going to cheat?  How does that benefit anyone?   I'm thinking about not wearing mine anymore despite loving it because it's really sadly becoming a ham thing in my mind.