A little thought exercise that will blow your mind This happened to me the other day and I thought I would share it with you all. I was browsing fph while on the can, as we so often do with our phones these days. I only had time to read 1 thread though as I am not a disgusting ham who ass-sneezes an ungodly mess into the toilet every time they touch it, requiring 10 minutes of cleanup. The thread I happened to be reading referenced not being able to wipe one's own ass. So, in the process of wiping my ass, I imagined how much sheer mass would have to be in my way in order to completely block this simple task. It was an eye opening thought, like I could take a whole couch cushion in my lap and still be able to reach just fine. I'd encourage you to think about this next time you are sitting there, all that open space in the area above your lap in front of your body. Thin privilege is basic fucking hygiene not being inhibited by a mass of lard larger than a couch cushion.