To be honest, in all reality fatties are awarded more money for the work they actually complete.   Exactly.  See also: obese DMV workers, TSA workers, Chris Criscoe's annual food expenditures, [insert beetus-bureaucrat here].  Fat government employees are greatly overpaid given their terrible work and customer service.  Fatties are incredibly lazy, and work at perhaps 30% capacity of the healthy population as a whole when "disabled" welfare recipients are accounted for.  Case in point: all those British articles where hams say they "can't afford to put food on the table."