So this doctor just shitladied the shit out of this fat girl giving birth So I work in the birthing unit ,and this 400 pound ham comes waddling in ,in labour and sounding like a giant pig giving birth,anyway complications arise,I wonder what was the cause lol,she was rushed(well by the time she was moved and wheeled to surgery it wasn't rushed)to emergency for Caesar,anyway this 400 pound Christmas is finally prepped flat on her back,belly tapped back ,drugged so she can't move but enough so she can feel everything,and this gorgoues shitlady walks in and says wow as she pats the belly of this ham ,and the tape gives way,she then said to all the nurses I think we're going to need rope she's a big girl this one I burst out laughing.