(Since meta posts are currently allowed) One of the reasons why I shitlord: Like many FPH subscribers, I too am a former fatty. Like many former-fatty FPHers, fat-shaming was the single biggest motivating factor in getting me to rejoin humanity. Don't ever let the tubblrinas try to tell you that fat-shaming never works. For some people it really does.  But like an alcoholic, maintaining my human status as a former fatty takes willful effort, and that doesn't always come so easily. That's where shitlording comes in. Because if there's one thing I hate more than fucking fatties, it's fucking hypocrites. And as long as I shitlord in a public venue, I can put in twice the effort when it comes to maintaining my own healthy lifestyle, because god forbid I become both a fatty AND a hypocrite.  And that is one of several reasons why shitlording is right for me.