Getting Annoyed with Fat Friends Yes, I have fat friends. The thing is that Ive been friends with these two for years. So when they left their human size bodies for bodies of dawrf planets I couldn't just drop them out of my life, but its becoming a problem now. Im finding myself sickened. Like one the verge of throwing up everytime I witness one of their fatty like habits or that I get so annoyed. Ill give examples. Hammie is a coworker of mine as well. He and I have been friends for years and have gotten pretty close. He use to be a normal size with a bit of chub, but now hes packing on 240 lbs on a 5'6 body which he claims that he is "only" 190lbs. Every once in a while we will go to catch up. One time He offered to take me out to lunch. I hadnt eatened that day so I thought why not. We stopped at a local resturaunt where I got a small salad, some chicken noodle soup , and water. I try to keep my calorie intake as small as I can get it on days I know I will have to much homework to do a really long work outs.  Now Hammie orders a cheese burger deluxe and fries with a pop. Then looks at me suprised as I  count out the calories that I will be comsuming.  "Why do you care about how much is in that? Its just salad." "Because I want to know how much I need to burn off." "Psh. I dont care about that shit and im fine." He says as he uses his fatty fingers to shove a handful of greasy fries into his mouth. Then goes on to tell me that he had just eaten a meal 30 minutes ago. Hammie also breathes heavily. Like everytime we go walk somewhere or around a store hes out of breath. Even doing something simple as walking across the parking lot. Or he says things like "mmmmm smell that. Its pizza." Then ill picture him shoving pizza into his mouth and i start dry heaving. Then there is Hamma. Shes been my friend since we were kids and dont get me wrong I love her to death but man is she getting fat. She hates it. She complains about being fat all the time. So I invite her to go on walks with me or sometimes she begs me to go and be her gym buddy. So I do. Ive went with her a few times but everytime I go she works out for 5 minutes. Sits down on her phone and ask if I want to go get taco bell. Like what the hell. Then she complains to me that shes not losing weight and crys that this guy stopped going on dates with her because she is overweight. So I ask her what she has been doing to try and lose weight. She tells me she goes to the gym for 45 minutes everyday (who knows doing what) but she is apparently eating mcdonalds mcchickens and frappes everyday like what is wrong with you. Im going to have to find new friends.