The Pigs are Running the Farm Another piece of evidence that the pigs are running the farm these days is how prevalent and unavoidable empty calories are out there in 'Murica. I guarantee you that if shitlords were running these places you wouldn’t feel like you were surrounded by crappy beetus treats all day long while just trying to get your errands done. I mean, of course you kind of expect to see it in grocery stores, restaurants, and gas station marts, but even when going to places that have NOTHING TO DO WITH EATING OR FOOD you are surrounded by disgusting beetus treats. So I decided to make a list of the places I’ve gone in the past week that for some reason feel it necessary to feed its patrons for the small amount of time they’ll be there, not even shopping for food: <b>Laundromat</b> - chips, sweets, beetus drinks in vending machines <b>Playground</b> - a snack stand selling a wide variety of beetus treats <b>FedEx/Kinko’s</b> - the front counter is surrounded by all kinds of chips, sweets, and beetus drinks <b>Department of Motor Vehicles</b> - chips, sweets, beetus drinks in vending machines in the waiting area <b>Florist</b> - basket full of baked goods on the front checkout counter <b>Post Office</b> - hmm… nothing but postal supplies to see here, good job USPS <b>Bank</b> - a table with coffee and cookies to entice new customers; drive-thru window still passes out lollipops  to drivers who have kids in the car with them <b>Car Dealership</b> - giant popcorn machine with free popcorn and beetus drinks <b>Kids’ Shoe Store</b> - huge row of gumball-type dispensers filled with nothing but m&ms, jelly beans, candy corn, reese’s pieces, etc. That’s just off the top of my head from the past week. We got rid of cigarette vending machines in most places of business; we need to get rid of these empty calorie machines as well.