Pregnant fats (rant) I'm 9 weeks pregnant. I'm still active as ever, gained only about 3 pounds, still walking 30 minutes to work in Canadian prairie winter and plan to continue to do so. Pregnant fats are bothering me more than ever right now.  Yes, I've gotten cravings. For what? Pickled artichokes with Tabasco sauce and olives with Tabasco sauce are two of them.  I fucking hate when they say that they've been craving, "Pizza, ice cream, Chinese food, and burgers!" because no, that's not how pregnancy cravings fucking work. You just want those things anyways, and excusing yourself because "eating for two", or whatever. You don't get a pass for being a disgusting fatass just because you're pregnant. I just ate plain bean sprouts with Caesar dressing and Tabasco sauce... Gross, yes, but that's because it's a real pregnancy craving. It's always something weird that I would never normally eat (I've never liked Caesar dressing, ever) and it's not just junk for the sake of being junk.  I can't wait to be the cutest, most petite pregnant woman ever. And I'll snap back in shape after the baby. I know so many femayos who have 6+ year old kids and are obese because they still have "baby weight". Bitch, if it's been longer than 6 months, that's not baby weight, that's you weight. It's 2AM and I'm laying awake actually getting angry thinking about this. I'm planning out some things I'm going to say to pregnant hams/femayo moms. This is what I have so far: "I decided not to blow up during my pregnancy because obesity isn't good for the baby, and I actually care about mine." :) "Oh, that's baby weight? Weird, mine just went right away!" "I plan to be a good mom, and good moms set good examples... that's why I'm not fat." Or just straight up telling them to fuck off and they're not fat just because they've had a baby. Fuck. Anyone got any more I could use? I want to induce extreme jealousy, here.  Sorry. Angry, hormonal, sleep-deprived pregnant woman rant...