I know this story very clear. This fat neckbeard and his fat tub-o-lard gf are the obnoxious "look at us and how much fun we are having eating and "going to the gym!" type couple. That's why the roommate stays in his room. The smell and sounds these 2 hambeasts make are annoying and he just wants peace and quiet. "troy" rather live with this fat dude he knows rather than some stranger so he'll let fatty be fatty. Anyways so what probably happened is that troy got this bomb gym type chick and fatty's gf was wearing no bra allowing the two buckets of fun slob hang loose and troy's gf went "ew" and they went into the room. Fatty's gf cried into their room and whiteknight beta 3000 fired up the interwebs to shot to the heavens that his mistress was indeed a damsal of distress! how dare the foul twig monster tell his gorgeous maiden that! that wench should be hanged by the gallow's pole! TL;DR  FeeFees where hurt. No fucks where actually given. reddit circle jerks and comforts fat beta white knight sir.