"I don't want to deny you that burger! Teehee!" said the fatty. So there's a great burger foodtruck visiting several places around here over the week. We decided to eat there. Morbidly obese colleague chimes in. "That's far. You need a burger just to get there." I checked on Google Maps. 1.2 miles. Told him that the way to the burger truck is shorter than the way to work from the train station. Fatty says, "Well, I don't want to deny you that burger. Tehee!" Uh, excuse me? What are you trying to tell me? That I should walk there when I want it sooooo bad? Do you think that's some kind of punishment? Well, I'll tell you someting: I'm going to walk there, and it doesn't hurt my knees and ankles! I won't be a sweaty, huffing mess! I walk there, eat, walk back, and be fine! I don't need my car for that. I can do it myself. Like a fucking normal human being. It's ridiculous what you consider a "witty", passive-aggressive insult. You're just jealous.