Eating with an open mouth and other things that fats do (rant) I'm pretty sure this topic has to be written about before. But I just have to rant about it. So I know this person, and he always eats with his mouth open. When he is done he smacks his lips and tongue around for a good minute. It is so god damn repulsive to always hear that constant smacking in your right ear. And it happens constantly, because he always eats! Last weekend I happened to be in the same room as him, and he had a bag (idk what the proper english word for it is) of Gifflar/Kifla, one bag of chocolate santas (which he had bought two of, he was so happy because it was the last two), a whole big bottle of coca cola, four pizza slices, a marzipan pig, a pack of crisps, and swedish candy and popcorn.   I know you might be thinking that I am lying. but I promise you that I am not (I'll try to get a picture of the animal and the 'foods' he eats and post it) And not only that, but this thing which I dont even know if i can call a man, yet a member of our species, had the audacity to eat MY chocolate.  He keeps complaining about how much his knees hurts, how difficult it is to walk two metres to get something.   I simply didnt dare to do anything else than just watch in disgust. Even when he saw that I was staring at him he continued.