Elle King - XXLs and Ho-Hos (a critique) So I heard one of those pop songs while getting lunch today.  I wanted to ask my brother some musical-type questions about a certain part from it.  I'd heard it before, but didn't catch any of the lyrics or know who it was by.  Wasn't too hard to find, though: it's Elle King - Ex's and Oh's.  If you wanna watch the video, it's here.  I'd never heard of her before, but the video was such an amazing display of fat fantasy I had to share it with you. This is Elle King. 1) The video opens with our Heroine and Musician (HAM, for short), coming to a stop on a deserted highway in the middle of the empty desert. The car is cool, a black Trans-Am or something.  The guy is obviously straight out of a Calvin Klein ad.  After stopping she orders him to "Get out."  The man, surprised and upset, asks, "are you serious?"  Our HAM, annoyed, opens the door for him and he disappointedly gets out.  She plays with her hair, starts the car up, and squeals the tires as she takes off, because she is truly the coolest.  And the song starts. 2) She starts singing about the various men she's had.  One was a boytoy who she turned into a man.  Others curse her name as she leaves them for new lovers.  And gosh, guys, our HAM is constantly dealing with all these men who want her.  Just so you know, she's "the best baby that they never got to keep". 3) While all this is going on, she is hanging out in her desert trailer hangout with whatever the male equivalent of a harem would be.  Several men are Greco-Roman wrestling for her pleasure. A man (representing the lover in California she has now dumped) washes himself with a hose.  At the same time, she applies sunscreen to a man representing her new man in the UK.  At one point she gets cheeky with him. 4) At one point, a man-servant (topless, save for his cute apron) is grilling a dozen hot dogs.  He makes one for her, with ketchup and mustard, then hands it to her.  She holds it, gives its a glance, and gives it back to him without any hesitation. 5) In the middle of the song we get to the first set of images that approach reality.  Our HAM is sitting in a bathtub while a man-servant is giving her a pedicure.  The manservant is a skinnyfat pigfucker without doubt.  (On a personal note, I believe this to be her current feeder) 6) She spends some time as a cowgirl. 7) Shifting back to the semi-realistic, well into the night after all the men are tanked, one of them approaches our HAM in a drunken stupor and gets within date-rape range. 8) We end the song with Calvin Klein Model literally crawling back to our HAM, who is asleep after a night of fucking countless men who were definitely not at all influenced by beer goggles.  Our Calvin Klein Model is so happy to see HAM he smiles before collapsing against her to fall asleep as the song ends. Shit, man.  Fuck.