Hospital fats part 2 So I LOVE reading all the stories from nurses and doctors on here, and thought I would add some of mine as a constant “visitor”.  My boyfriend is looking at a ~2 week stay this time, and have been fortunate enough to have all human nurses and doctors, but I feel the brunt of it more as the visitor that has to go down and get food lol.  Morning, I go down and get starbeetus, since our days are long and tedious and it’s the only coffee in this hospital :( The funny thing is though, Starbucks actually has drinks OTHER than Frappuccinos!!! They have coffee!!! That you can get without flavoring!!! crazy, I know. But anyway, annoyance 1 seems to happen EVERY. TIME. I’m here. And that’s the lard ass parents buying their poor little offspring double chocolate extra calorie frappuccinos. The one last night got TWO. She got him a grande AND a tall chocolate shake thing. WHY?! The kid was like 9!! And it was like, 10 at night!! Another was buying one for herself, until her kids (probably under the age of 5) threw a fit in the middle of the store, so the whole pod left with 500+ calorie drinks. It makes me so unbelievably sad.  Then I had to go to the gift shop to pick up some hot tamales for my poor sick boy since they’re his favorite and I wanted to cheer him up. Naturally, there’s a handful of visithams waddling through the tiny area picking out their nutterbutters and zebracakes. Can’t let their sugaars get too low now. Then a shitlady nurse came in, saw the hammies, turned to me and exclaimed she just wanted a naked juice but this wasn’t worth it and left :(  Then, as I was walking up to the elevators, I noticed another pod standing around, waiting. Yet none were smart enough to press the button, so I took it upon myself to walk those extra 5 steps to call for one. It came immediately and they started yelling at me that they were here waiting first. Yes, between the two of them there would have been no room for a human and I didn’t want to squeeze myself between them so I waited. Angry fats.  And this has just been day 1 here. Still got at least 9 days to go lol