Habits (Eat Pie) [to the tune of "Habits (Stay High)" by Tove Lo] I eat my dinner in my bathtub Trying to soothe my chub rub Scrubbing all my fat rolls, hand me that wand... It doesn't mean I’m healthy If anything I'm sickly Yeah, I'm thick and round and I eat it all . I get home, I got the munchies Binge on all my Twinkies Crawl back in the tub Then I go to sleep And I ate up all my money I can’t afford enough cheese... . C’mon man, I gotta eat pie All the time To keep a fat behind Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Pie, all the time To keep a fat behind Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Spend my days defending HAES Trying to stand up to bathe I fall back down Gotta eat pie, all my life Just to prove I'm two of you Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh . Pick up Cheetos from the playground, Gumdrops if it’s cold out, Trying to find someone  To pay my fast food tithe Oh, make it fast and greasy I'm dumb and way too sleazy . C’mon man, I gotta eat pie All the time To keep a fat behind Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Pie, all the time To keep a fat behind Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Spend my days defending HAES Trying to stand up to bathe I fall back down Gotta eat pie, all my life Just to prove I'm two of you Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh . Sometimes when I play pretend That the food ain't got no end Ooh Imagining my gut distend Watching as my weight ascends Ooh . Sometimes when I play pretend That the food ain't got no end Ooh Imagining my gut distend Watching as my weight ascends . C’mon man, I gotta eat pie All the time To keep a fat behind Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Pie, all the time To keep a fat behind Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Spend my days defending HAES Trying to stand up to bathe I fall back down Gotta eat pie, all my life Just to prove I'm two of you Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Suggestions for improvement to the lyrics welcome! (Also taking requests if someone has a popular song they'd like converted into shitlording) Other Shitlord Songs