Fuck that noise. I love instant noodles. Hell, I love noodles in general and you'll have to pry the noodles and other carbs from my cold, dead hands. The difference between us shitlords and fatasses though is that we don't down 5 packets of noodles in one go and pretend it's one serving.  I mean really, you could eat fast food and not get fat, as long as you keep track of the calories.