Fat parents are the fucking worst. I'm always running around with my kids, climbing, throwing them up in the air, pushing them on the swings. Fatasses just look at me like I have leprosy while they sit on the bench eating shit and staring at their phones, and their kids play alone or with me and my kids. Fuck you, fat people. Seriously. Can't even bond with your own goddamn kids because you're so worthless.