Aquahams Part I: It doesn't take 2 minutes to swim 25 meters At the pool the other day and 2 hams waddle in. Lets call them Bubba XL and Bubba Jr. XXL Bubba XL starts doing laps and takes a 30 seconds to swim 25 yards. Bubba Jr. XXL on the other hand takes 2 fucking minutes to do the same fucking thing in a stroke that isn't legal. All I can think is "HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO DO BREAST STROKE! YOU FLOAT YOU FAT FUCK." The fuck is wrong with America (and the world) at this point.