Ravioli Fucking Sandwich. To start step-pig recently moved out, she just turned eighteen and decided to live off a friends couch (bitch doesn't even pay rent, the friends parents are supporting her). No big deal, except every weekend she comes home because she still has a job out here. On a side note its fucking hilarious how much more food there is without her. This weekend she had to work new years eve so she showed up and instantly went for the fridge, no joke the pig walks in throws its bags on the couch and goes into a fucking frenzy. This beast of former human makes a fucking ravioli sandwich. And instantly devours it. Incomes fat step dad, (I'm on my laptop trying not to laugh my ass off at the absurdity) Fat step dad is massive, and its finally catching up on him, his doc recently diagnosed him with high cholesterol, blood pressure, and he's diabetic. He see's the concoction his daughter eat-beast has created and instantly goes off about how unhealthy it is and how she should be ashamed. Holy shit the hippocracy, but either way sis-eatbeast goes on about how she got blood work done and she's fine. I see my moment to strike and I fucking dive, "with the way you've been eating that's a miracle." "Just let me live MY FUCKING LIFE." I laugh and walk off while the hams fight about it.