Q: How does this eatbeast sleep at night knowing full well it photoshopped out some fat in a video about being fat-n-proud?  A: On its back, snoring, with sleep apnea and an oxygen mask, beneath sheets stained with chicken grease and chocolate pudding, beside a depressed husband who is already contemplating the best way to get the fuck out of this marriage and away from the unimaginable stench of his new wife's fupa sludge.