Oh, the Hamanity! (Palm Springs edtion) So last night the hub and yours truly did the town -- Palm Springs, CA.  Hadn't done it in a while and it's a bit off-season but we figured the latter would be a positive since there wouldn't be as much traffic and Coachella hipster congestion as during spring/winter.  Anyhey, without further ado, here ya go. The first one here is at a burger joint the hub loves because they make outstanding tuna melts and burritos.  I gave up on counting the "small fats coming in to order and pick up their orders, just too damned many.  I wasn't too surprised because this place is a few minutes outside of Palm Springs and the community is a family/blue-collarish but still pretty well-to-do area.  THEN along comes this big Bertha: https://sli.mg/09kC7b And not 10 minutes later, this one: https://sli.mg/8OiNbc I think I slammed half my Dos Equis after this; the last one was trailed by two Kindergarten-aged kids, still human :(  I think that thing was their grandma, ugh.  So when we were done there we headed straight for downtown Palm Springs, parked the truck and walked the main tourist drag -- Palm Canyon Drive -- for a spell.   I did my shitladyan best to capture the many fats and just how many there were on this once-shitlordy street.  I gave up on the small fats here again because damn too fucking many to bother.  I should say though that there were still enough healthy-BMI peeps to make it above-average in the US, which is depressing in itself.  BUT, moving on.   It was a pretty muggy night though still comfortably breezy, so we went in for fro-yo since the place didn't look too crowded.  'Tis where we and about 5 other humans waited for THIS fucking lardball and her lardhub and unfortunate child: https://sli.mg/NBD21X Apologies for not capturing the fucking barrel-shaped gut this whoreham was trying to minimize with that tiny gold belt, but I was too fucking pissed to stand behind its fucking ass like the rest and elbowed in front of it - just as the she-hog had done at the yogurt station using her kid as a wedge.  At which point the pig gave me a shocked-stink-stare and I laughed -- probably sounded more like a snarl, because that's when my hub wrapped an arm around me and steered me to the cashier.  So.  As we walk out of the fro-yo shop I spy a hamily in it resting gunts and fupas on the unfortunate tables and chairs, here ya go: https://sli.mg/zP3Oq1 Sooooo, after a nice cooling-off spell at Peabody's coffee shop (for some REAL coffee, not beetus slushies!), we get back to strolling up Palm Canyon again on our way to the Spa Casino.  And here is what I managed to force myself to snap along the way, because frankly I was getting too goddamned depressed and just wanted to concentrate on the humans around me at this point: https://sli.mg/MulyTW     <- yeah, this heifer is apparently a cannibal of her species, drooling over a steakhouse menu. Random mooooooo-couple from before the fro-yo shop: https://sli.mg/NZQMs4 THEN this travesty rolled by on Palm Canyon on our way to the casino: http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=e698bn%3E&s=9#.V8NCWpgrLNM Here it is again in another vid -- apologies for the quality of these videos, I'm a noob to this and it was just too appalling -- had enough of fats by then: http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=2poo976%3E&s=9#.V8NDXpgrLNM That fat fuck in the red shorts sitting at the end of the mobile-bar was probably ordered to sit there so as not to unbalance the weight from the sides and tip that shit over onto oncoming traffic - for the safety of the handful of humans on there at least. So yeah, even right now I'm pretty done with this -- getting pissed all over again, so here is a final, rather anti-climactic pic of this Miss Piggy bitch at the casino: https://sli.mg/DUDaMB Her Kermit (well on his way, too, to feedlot pig status) is off-camera, putting his wallet back in his back pocket after Miss Piggy grabbed it and took out a couple of bank cards from it and headed over to the bar). After that I was like FUCK THIS SHIT, shitladying is hard work, and we met up with some human friends at the casino lounge for some real fun again. Thanks for viewing, my fabulous shitloridians, and hope this was as therapeutic for you as it was for me <3