I'm really sick of my husband's fat friend coming over Dude is like 6'0" and has to be pushing 250-300 lbs. His shirt lifted up once and I swore his spare tire is for a fucking tractor.  He'll always bring Wendy's with him to my house: 2-3 burgers, fries, 10 nuggets, god knows what else bc I swear there's more. He gets crumbs all over my fucking couch and leaves his trash ON THE FLOOR. Hello, I'm not your mother and I'm not picking up after you. Not only do I have to smell his unwashed ass, but I have to listen to him fucking eat. I swear the sound haunts my nightmares. It used to be funny hearing about all these girls that are into him, but then ghost or start ditching him immediately after meeting him for the first time. And I saw his Tinder profile, he's not only a SIF, but he also made his face look decent, probably why all 7 pics are of the same weird facial expression and same weird angle. But now even that shit's gotten old.  What really irks me is that he can call you a bitch and rag on you, but if you make a comment about his weight he cries to his fucking mother. Yes, my husband has seen it, Fatty is the boss's kid that was too lazy to keep a job at fucking Marshalls. He'll also get mad and cunty with my husband when he doesn't stop what he's doing to watch YouTube video with him at work (fatty sits in the warehouse on Tinder and Reddit all day and does no work, go figure).  I really want to give him a healthy dose of reality, tell him he needs to either fix his shitty, condescending personality or lose 200 lbs. Boy is way too fat and ugly to be a cunt, which is why every girl gets the fuck out of dodge after meeting him.