My 90 year old grandmother (an always nicely turned out shit lady of steel) is beginning to have some balance/mobility issues and sometimes if she's going to be on her feet for a long time during an outing I will suggest hiring a scooter. Every freaking time she will turn up her nose in disgust and say 'those are for fat people' and rock a walking stick all day rather than be seen using one. I wish she would make things easier on herself but at the same time it's fucking hilarious how disgusted she is by 'fat culture' and her shitlording comments are always A+.