No, that isn't fair. I want to be the shitlordiest Shitlord M.D. on the planet. If they don't see me, I can't shitlord them. My proposal is: They get exactly one free treatment. During their couple of days at the hospital, I get premium paid to sit one hour per day next to their beds and tell them what disgusting pieces of useless trash they are and they have only one shot of changing their ways. What a great fantasy.