Tales From A Domino's Shitlord: Fat Fuckface Causes Chaos Hello shitlords and ladies. I'm currently almost done with my shift here at Domino's. And tonight was awful. And I'm not talking about the customers. We all have had times where we've had to learn the hard way that when you need help the most, many fats are completely useless. Whether it be due to incompotence, laziness, selfishness and so on a fatty is likely to not come through when shit hits the fan. Or they may be that shit. This is one of those times. So we have this new guy who's been with us for a few weeks. We'll call him Ian. Ian is your typical chubby dad bod dude who I would say is 1-2 years younger than me, maybe 3. He especially has one of those round bloated looking faces when the adipose concentrates in your cheeks. Anywho, it turns out that in the short time he has been with us, Ian has proved very problematic. I came in for my delivery shift and things were running pretty smoothly. We expected a bit of a rush but nothing prepping and diligence couldn't handle. But when I came back from a run, I walked in and it was HELL. The oven was overflowing with no one manning it, our manager for the night the only one on the makeline, and Ian was in the side back area, I assumed folding much needed boxes as tgere were no prepped mediums despite all the pizzas coming out. The rest of the night was me running ragged trying to keep shit from falling off the oven conveyor belt, having to put shit in unlabeled containers as the right labels were either missing or not put up, as well as the phones ringing off the hook and well over a dozen upset customers. I felt real bad for our manager who was doing damage control on top of everything else. After the dust settled, we had heaos of canceled orders and a fuck ton of shit that needed organizing and cleaning. While I sat down for a breather I asked the manager what the hell happened because while we have had nights like this before itbhas been a long while since it was this bad. Apparently it was due pretty much entirely to Ian. As for what he did: -He wouldn't take orders down right. He would put in the wrong addresses, put the wrong labels on the wrong boxes(I.e. Large pizza label on medium box), and wasn't very quick about it either. -He was lazy as fuck with everything. The whole time I've noticed him mostly work the front register, and that mainly is due to the fact he takes forever for the simplest shit. For example he made one pizza in the time it would take to make 8 and it took him A HALF HOUR to cheese a pizza since he would fiddle with the grains and toppings. -Also he slacked off quite a bit as when he was in the back area he didn't fold nearly enough boxes to accomodate the rush we were facing, he was apparently just goofing around. -He also was rude to customers. We had several complaints from phone callers saying he would laugh at them and hang up, along with some of the carryout customers. Also he kept trying to waste time talking to customers about the Avengers Endgame movie. As someone who saw and liked the movie(aside from Fat Thor) a busy workplace is not the time nor place for that and no one wants spoilers. -Also he keot trying to leave at the exact time it says on the schedule even though that leaves us with the mess he started, smh. So at this point our manager says if he keeps this up he'll probably be let go. I wouldn't blane then one bit. I mean maybe he has some kind if disabilty but there are limits. And the whole laughing off customers thing was not cool, and how he basically has to be babysat despite being not much younger than me. I'm afraid he wasnt the only offender. One of our insiders went on a very long smoking break beyond his 30 minute time and as I'm writing this one of our drivers has come back after being gone for 2-3 hours on ONE delivery even though the manager can't lock up or finish the paperwork till he comes back.  Whatever my career after college is, I pray it has minimal interaction with fats...