People cut into a wedding cake and began eating it?  Without permission?  Like they saw an expensive tower cake and just crammed it into their mouths without any respect for the ceremony that surrounds the cake?  I have never heard of anything this gluttonous and self-entitled.  If someone did that at my wedding or my (non-existent but for this rhetorical purpose) daughter's wedding, I would have thrown them out of the reception and sued them in small-claims court for the amount of the cake they ruined. What the fuck is wrong with these things?  Why can't they control themselves for just a few hours?