Easy way to shitlord fats anywhere you order food or drinks I was having my cheat meal tonight so I went to get nachos before closing. I didn't want to be the jerk coming in 1 minute before the store closed, so I walked pretty fast. Ahead of me is a rather young she-ham in sweats, 250 lbs, and hideously ugly. This ham was two feet away from the door, saw me approaching, and sped up to block me. She grunted "Hi." as in, like hell you're going to get food faster than me. So I let her waddle in first, and the cashier kind of looked confused who got there first, and she announced bitchily to the cashier she was picking up her burritos, yes plural, and they're huge. She was asked if she wanted chips, and she grunted of course. I ordered my order of nachos, and was asked if I wanted chips too. I looked at the ham and said pointedly "I don't think I need chips. Thats already more than enough food.... in fact thats the last thing I need. That would be gross." and the skinny cashier caught on, and giggled with me and agreed that it would be gross, so I tipped him a dollar. Ham looked pissed. So we are at the salsa bar, and due to her girth she had to ask to waddle by me several times to load up on free toppings. Each and every time she asked me to move Id look up and exclaim "Oh!" as in, oh I can't believe you're so fat that you can't fit behind me, poor you.  But it taught me a valuable lesson. If hams are around and everyone is waiting for food and they can hear you, its the easiest way to shitlord. If you order healthy, you can make them feel bad and make comments like "Oh just a black coffee for me. Sugar is disgusting!" and watch their face drop when their beetus drink is yelled out, or if you're small and order something fatty you can just announce its your monthly cheat meal, because god forbid anymore often and you'd be a whale, and give them a pointed look.  Once again, they will feel like shit knowing this is their appetizer.  After all that the nachos were actually disgusting, and I ended up throwing 80% of my food away because they weren't worth the calories. I bet the ham didn't