Holy fuck talk about fat and lazy right there! Wait a second, a multi-purpose scootypuff for fats! Get around town, mow your lawn without having to stand up, steamroll freshly applied asphalt, and tow at least without every having to get off their scootypuff! That's going to sell more than cars in the near future because fatties gonna fat so might as well bank off of them! Though that would mean a depressing future.