Obeasts should not be allowed in the sauna! So, after a very intense gym session, I looked forward to my sauna time. I get to meditate and relax in the heat. So, is me and this old (very fit) lady in the sauna, both in panties and a bra. She's stretching and humming very softly and I'm listening to her hum and meditating. It's serenity. Then three obeasts waddle in, completely dressed in sweaty gym clothes. At my gym, you are supposed to rinse off before you get in the sauna. Within two minutes, the tiny room smelts like rotten roast beef. Disgusting. These ham-planets wear also talking so loud, like they were across a football field. And two were snapping gum. So, the little oasis of peace turned in to a nightmare. The old lady shushed them and they started talking even louder. Then, after being in there only 5 minutes, one porker got out of breath and propped the door open! Um, no, this is a sauna. So I close it and they complained that they we're overheating. I just stared at them. This is a freaking sauna, you're supposed to be sweating. This is not a place to complain about how you waddled one whole mile and now you deserve ice cream. GTFO.  I'm going to have to go to a different gym tomorrow because I'm not sure the rotten roast beef smell will have dissipated by then.