I like to make brownies from scratch with dark chocolate. Even more fucking delicious than the beetus shit, and the chopped up chocolate mixed into the dry ingredients makes it into one vaguely molten chunk of joy. Never had it with less than five other people and only made it three times.  Well fucking made beetus food is just an elevated form of mockery to show them you can make better junk food than they've ever dreamed of and still stay 6' and 120lbs.