Right, it may have been quite a while since I've seen her (17 years since I was in grade school) but she was MAYBE 120 lbs when I last saw her. She is 400+ now and according to my buddy she didn't start gaining until about 8 years ago when she retired. So assuming she only weighs 400 and on the high end weighed 120 when I last saw her that is like 35 lbs a year gained at least if it was a consistent gain. That is insane, were that me over 8 years I would go from my now 170 -> 205->240->275->310->345->380->415->450. I can't even imagine, holy shit. 8 years to gain 3+ of yourselves. Man... I hit the pool tonight as usual but I may need a couple drinks to mull that insanity over.