And thus: So I went to the doctor today to see when I can schedule my WLS. I have been eating nothing but vegetables and water and running twenty miles a day, at a three minute a mile pace. I get to the office, and some anurexhic twiggy bitch tells me that I have gained 30lbs!! I tried to tell her about HAES!! but she just fat shamed me with her thin privilege. I began screaming for the doctor, and when he would finally see me he told me that I had to lose more weight than I already had or I couldn't get muh surgery!! I began to cry, but he told me that "NASA has found out that vegetables actually cause the spontaneous generation of fat, but that I was so Nobel for trying anyway. He thanked me for showing him the ways of HAES and for defying the patriarchy, and then my 6ft wealthy husband and I went to Mcdonalds for lunch, seeing as I was almost in starvashun mode from having to be so fierce all morning long."