I'll give it a shot:   Come bite it now Come bite it now The ham count explodes, shattering the soul Eating crap like Cheerios now get the fuck on the commode With the loose shit, sure to make the beetus hit Sit and don't stand, yo, your bodies can't handle it Mayo rains drenchin' quenchin the thirst of the mastadons These multi-side affronts to God The rotten sore on the face of mother earth gets bigger Trigger warnings up in your face They rally round the arches with a pocket full of fries They rally round the arches with a pocket full of fries They rally round the arches with a pocket full of fries They rally round the arches with a pocket full of fries Garbage not food, not good, not cool not need, just feed the unrespectable animals I walked up the corner to the rubble that used to be a health food store Line up the beetus clinics now What they don't know keeps the ignorance alive and movin they don't gotta burn the fat they just retool it Arms size of rhinos, hard on the eyes rally round the arches, pocket full of fries Hams on parade Come eat it now come eat it now Hams on parade Hams on parade