Proposal: Arrest fats for murder and/or Crimes against Humanity So, in 2014, about 4,000 Americans died of starvation. But, America makes enough food to feed every citizen. What happened? Fats. Fats happened. By eating more than their fair share, they have stolen from good American Men, Women, and Children. This is murder. Fats are directly responsible for the dearh of American children and must be held accountable. Fats can just be rounded up. Only humans get Constitutional rights, so there's no need for a trial. I propose, to pay for the damage they have caused, they be sold into labor in specific industries which Humans cannot do. We don't want to take too many jobs from humans, but we can replace some humans with fats since the humans can then fill the positions the fats used to have. I propose the following industries be allowed to use fat labor: Animal testing shall be banned. It's amoral to force such a thing on an  innocent animal. However, a muderous fat can be used in it's place. Fats may be used in factories. Proprity given to American millitary contracters, to save us money. I don't like replacing humans but like I said the humans may go to the jobs left behindby fats. Fats may not work in food processing facilities, to prevent contamination. Farmers may use fats as work animals. The millitary can use fats freely for it's own purposes. So on, so on. Fats can never repay their debts, but this is a start. Any private industry can buy a fat from prison for $25,000. What do you guys think of this plan?