Years ago, one of my fave Chinese joints was sold and changed to a buffet. I went there one time after the change, and the shitlady host had placed these two massive, "can't sit properly due to FUPA proportions" fat women at a tiny two person table right near the entrance. You could not get to the food without walking past these monstrous women.  I like to think it was a live version of a cautionary tale.