Tale from the gym car park. My gym is on 2 levels, the ground floor has a pool, sauna and changing rooms and the upper floor has the gym equipment, weights room etc.   I often work out and have a sauna afterwards, and often have to witness "aqua aerobics" classes in the pool, usually just whales trying to work out in their natural habitat.   The other day I was resting between sets and idly looking out the window, and saw a car park below.  Inside the car was a huge mass of a woman, arriving for her whale class.  Before she got out she reached into her bag and popped a sweet into her mouth.  Then, to get out of the car, she had to slide the seat right back.  She then opened the door, and put the bag out onto the ground.  She then had to put one hand on the door and the other on the pillar and haul herself out (with difficulty).  She then waddled into the building - still chewing.