Witnessed awesome shitlording in Walmart today So there is a bike marathon in town today and my friend was working at it and asked me for a ride to pick up bottled water. So we get there and go to the aisle where the water is and there's a huge manatee on a scootypuff talking to another beast and they are blocking the aisle and right in front of the larger packs of water. Two British guys, obviously riding in the marathon are behind them and trying to get to the water also. One guy asks it politely to move and when it acted oblivious and kept talking, the other guy, who was looking hot and exhausted (and yeah he was hot) says very loudly "DAMN! MOVE!  YA BLOODY WHALE!!"  So by now there were other people inconvenienced by these mayotards blocking the aisle. One started to clap and others followed as the beasts moved down the aisle in shame, leaving their trail of stink behind. I thanked the shitlord and we all quickly got the water and noped out of there. That made my day. Gotta love the Brits :)