My dad is a fed. One day he told me this hilarious story that he and his partner were on the freeway and his partner wouldn't let this car into the lane. Either he cut the car off, or didn't let it in the lane, I cant remember. But anyway, the person decides to lug a full water bottle at their car window. Little did they know, they attempted to vandalize an undercover federal police car. So they flipped the lights on and pulled them over. Lo and behold they were two massive planets that looked straight from tumblr. Dyed hair, terrible clothing, piercings, everything. The type where you couldn't tell if they were male or female. So my dad and his partner surrounded their car and screamed at them. They were 'terrified' and 'triggered' so they starting holding each other's hands. Upon further investigation, they were a lesbian couple. I wish I could of been there to see the look on their faces. That shit must of been priceless.