Triggered my couch bison neighbor today Background: One of my neighbors is a "quirky" cheese rapist, complete with the glasses, weird hair, and "I'm devoting time to raising muh piglets" attitude. The mail carrier mistakenly delivered a piece of mail addressed to it to my house. So this morning, after a glorious three-mile run, I brought her the mail (which looked important, btw). I rang her bell wearing my running capris, tight tank, and very clearly looking like I had just worked out. She harrumphed at me and didn't even thank me. She was TRIGGERED. As she slammed the door in my face, I loudly shouted "YOU'RE WELCOME! SORRY I'M SWEATY AFTER MY RUN!"