Random shitlording I got to witness recently There's not a lot of the behemoth level, end boss, death fats in this country(Ireland) but I've started to notice them more and more the last few years. I had an encounter with one yesterday that made my blood boil initially but made me laugh shortly after. I was walking to get a bus and turned down a side street to take a short cut to get to the bus station. As soon as I turned the corner I saw it waddling ahead of me. Actually it was doing that pendulum arms / soldier's marching walk so many of them do to keep their momentum up so they can actually move. This thing was easily 25 stone(350 lbs/159 kg) and less than six foot. As I passed it, he(judging by the voice and what came out of its mouth) said something along the lines of "Get on up buddy and dance!"(Or something equally mystifying, I don't really know because I was still in shock at seeing one up close and in motion) "Yeah whatever mate" is all I could respond with and walked by. "Ah fuck you, ya sad cunt!" it then shouted at me. I'd like to think I responded with something witty but all I did was yell "ah, Eat a dick, fatass!" while walking away. Then I noticed the two girls walking the opposite way, towards me and said butter huffer. Immediately I hear "Hey Ladies! Do yous wanna piece of this?" and straight away one of them replied with "Sorry Love, we're not into riding hippos" followed straight away with "Ah Jesus, can you even find your dick anyway?" Queue the girls bursting into laughter, me looking back giggling and Hamzilla going very quiet. Glorious. (And if any off you are familiar with Ireland and the Dublin accent, this sounds even better coming from two girls with heavy North Dublin city accents) Edit: To clarify, riding = fucking.