If fat chicks' profiles were totally honest Hey Feddit, [F4M here! 21] I'm chubby. I'll be an embarrassment to you, both on nights in and when you're seen with me on days out. I'll smell bad between the rolls of fat that I don't bother to scrub and wash/secrete oils that immediately smell rancid. I'll have hair in places where I shouldn't, and insist that 'it's natural,' even though obesity-induced PCOS means I'm literally growing a beard. I'll talk endlessly about my career and my job, maybe even a few nerdy hobbies without realizing that those don't make up for a total lack of personality, or worse, that attraction cannot be bought like the latest super-chic furniture. In fact, the only reason I'm on here is because I have to be- and that's because I'm so hideously gross men run at the sight of me. I wrote '21', but even in my pictures I look ten years older than that and have already ruined my young, never-was-supple body. Stupid genetics, huh? Let's drink in my apartment so I can pretend like my life isn't a miserable failure of being alone.  Edit: Why aren't guys banging down my door?