Ham pool party, disgusting! So I'm at a pool party with my shit family, and I swear we are the only humans here. Even my offspring notice, as they loudly and innocently announce that "wow even the kids are chubby". Yes they are, yes they are. Well hot dogs and hamburgers are in the menu, so as we decide it's time for us to eat we realize that this small group of maybe 7 adults and 10 children have managed to eat over 30 burgers, leaving my human family with just 1 left. My oldest noticed that many of them served themselves with 3 hamburgers each! I wasn't planning on gorging myself, but fucking Christ it's been a while since I've had some junk food and I was kind of looking forward to it. But now I've lost my appetite, especially seeing these hams in their swimwear. Dear lord kill me now.