The Outslider (to the tune of "The Outsider" by A Perfect Circle) I only had to make minimal changes to this one.  Songs about suicide and being fat just kind of work... Help me if you can It's just that this, is not the way I'm wired So could you please, . Help me understand why You've given in to all these Reckless dark desires, you’re... . Lying to yourself again Suicidal imbecile Think about it, you're pounding on the fault line What'll it take to get it through to you precious I'm over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this? Such a mess, why would I want to watch you... . Disconnect and self destruct one buffet at a time? What's your rush now, everyone will have his day to die . Dedicated, drama queen, picture perfect numb belligerence Narcissistic, drama queen, craving food and all its decadence . Lying through your teeth again Suicidal imbecile Think about it, you're pounding on the fault line What'll it take to get it through to you precious I’m over this, why do you wanna throw it away like this Such a mess. . Why would I wanna watch you... Disconnect and self destruct one buffet at a time? What's your rush now, everyone will have his day to die . They were right about you They were right about you . Lying to my face again Suicidal imbecile Think about, you're pounding on the fault line What'll it take to get it through to you precious I'm over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this Such a mess, over this, over this! . Disconnect and self destruct, one buffet at a time What's your hurry, everyone will have his day to die If you choose to get much bigger, should your drama prove sincere, Do it somewhere far away from here Suggestions for improvement to the lyrics welcome! (Also taking requests if someone has a popular song they'd like converted into shitlording) Other Shitlord Songs