I noticed this weekend I am like Stains the dog meme. I went out for Chinese and I had a small cup of soup (I was on vacation, so had some chicken from the previous meal in the room) and sat there and watched people inhale entire meals with awe. Don't get me wrong, I can pig out occasionally, but I just can't imagine eating 50 lbs of noodles before hopping into a bikini. Not only do you feel gross, but spend so much money. I hardly spent anything on food because I wasn't eating massive amounts of shit.