The newest episode of The Walking Dead [Major Show Spoilers] The newest episode was so great. This fat, (yes, fat in an apocalypse) bitchy doctor from the protagonist group remembered there was an apothecary nearby their compound. She tells 2 of the main characters (all main characters are fit badasses) about it and that SHE wants to go. The 2 main characters, Daryl and Rosita, immediately tell her she's never killed a zombie before and she would die. She then REEEE's until they finally agree to babysit her. Anyway, they get pills from the apothecary and are walking back to the compound when the fat bitch spies a cooler. The allure of Lord Beetus is too great and she almost dies to a zombie for 1 fucking soda (Orange Crush or something). Daryl and Rosita tell her she's a moron for risking her life for a soda. This triggers fat bitch and she starts REEEEEEing about how she came on this expedition for Rosita because Rosita is lonely. Fat bitch also rants about how jealous she is that they are brave and warriors and she sucks (no surprise there). Halfway through her rant she gets shot in the fucking head. She tries to continue her rant but falls down dead (so satisfying). Moral of the Story: Fat people can't survive in an apocalypse