Story Time I used to be a custodian for a high school. There was a superfat "working" with us for a while as a substitute for a guy who was out all the time. This planet was nasty. Its local atmosphere was rank and always moist. I was doing my usual route, pull all the trash, vacuum all my rooms and clean the restrooms. Now from time to time in this profession you walk into a recently used restroom and gag but you clean quick and spray freshener as you go. One day I was having a break with the other fitbro I worked with and noticed this pig waddling away from my building back to it own. We generally all take breaks at the same time so I didn't think anything about it. I should have. After this break was the usual restroom "run". I start at one end of the building and work my way around to the other end to where, yep I bet you guessed it, Fatty had been spotted leaving my building going to Its own. The last restroom FINALLY. Push cleaning cart into lounge and I'm knocked down by the smell. I back out. I get other fitbro to come over via txt so as to not arouse the Fatty over our walkie talkies. "Sup?", he asks as we stand outside the lounge. "In there." I point to the door. He goes in and about-faces back to the hallway I'm standing in. I'm dying now as he gags and cusses. I remind him of how we saw Fatty leaving my building and it dawns on him. "Sucks for you bro." This actually happens for about a month on most nights. After the first time I rearranged my cleaning route and did the restroom much earlier so I can avoid this in the future. I even staked out the position and purposely would mop that segment of the building, announcing it over the radios to not enter the area for slipping hazards. Time passes and I'm chatting outloud with female worker about this incident in the break room in my building. Turns out she was getting this strange phenomena occurrence after her break time in her building now. She is disgusted and makes a comment. Fatty waddles in and makes a comment about how when nature calls... Now, I know this is long and gross but this last bit was the gem and I laugh in response. Fatty admits that while he has a restroom in his building it's a floating toilet. It's mounted to the wall. My building and my female coworker's building are the only ones on campus that have standing floor mounted toilets in the teacher's lounges. It actually admits this and I bust up laughing and walk out of the break room. Cig break! tl;dr Fat ass makes a stink, I had to deal with it. It gets caught and admits it's too fat.