This fat fuck doesn't even ride his bike.  He puts it on the bus then RIDES THE BUS These past few weeks I've been seeing this butterhuffer get on the bus at the apartments where all the college students live. It must have the same schedule as me, since I've watched him do this twice today already.  This fat fuck lives at the bottom of a hill, since campus is a top a plateau, so it of course doesn't want to ride up the big Hill. I mean, even for me, the sucker is huge, but I'll at least ride to the bottom of a hiking trail and hike up. This fat fuck puts his bike on the bus and rides that to campus. But he would want to ride down the big Hill... Right?  Nope. I see him after class doing the same thing.  What the fuck is he using the bike for? EDIT: definitely not to ride to class, I just watched him walk the bike to class about 20 feet from the bus stop.