Fake Workout Solved! Hola, bishes.  Fatties pretending to workout is confusing as shit, but... I think I may have solved the mystery of the fatty going to the gym and simply taking up space rather than, you know, working out. I also think I may have figured out why it's predominantly at cheap gyms like Planet Fatness.  Many companies offer reimbursements for gym memberships and a discount on health insurance premiums if the ham can prove that they are working toward becoming a real live human. It's usually about $30 for the gym membership per month and $40.  Given that Planet Fatness is only somewhere around $15 a month, the ham pockets the extra money (probably to buy honey mustard flavored soda and bacon straws), and shows up on pizza or donut day. It's a sweet deal if you're a disgusting tub of shit. You're actually being paid to eat, pretend to work out, then get to eat more because you can convince yourself and fellow sacks of crap that you worked out.  What say you shitlords and ladies? Am I on to something or is it an Occam' Razor thing where fatties are just lazy, delusional, skin wrapped blappies with a warped sense of reality?