These hams at my work tonight. These fucking hams tonight were in my section for 3 1/2 hours tonight. I made $20 off of them and they took up almost my entire section so I didn't get very many other tables. I fucking hate having parties that only have fatasses. They make the worst messes and are typically much ruder to any employee. I'm so goddamn angry. They made me run around all over the place because they needed their beetus drinks refilled constantly. Of course they complained about every goddamn thing and their stupid ham kids decided to run around through the restaurant, causing problems for other guests. Like, control your fucking kids, assholes! But no, they're obeasts so of course they can't parent properly. I fucking hate hams. /rant (Note: I don't give a flying fuck what your opinions are on tipping, that's not why we're here. The point is, hams fucked me over and I'm letting the hate flow free.)