My new favourite form of piggy torment I get so much pleasure from seeing 2 fats sat next to each other uncomfortably on public transport. They both spend the whole train ride fidgeting and trying to condense their fat into the seat with great difficulty due to the other swine next to them.  They give each other dirty looks and huff and puff, you just know they're thinking 'get out of my space! You're too fat to be next to meh! Reeee!' Meanwhile the other one is thinking the same thing of them. It's a bonus if the other seats are filled with fit people comfortably sitting together with loads of space in between them. I sit back and smile as I watch the fatties struggle.