Fats waste Space-Time I'm a blimp! Check my glucose stats Weighing more than a truck,  that's how I Mack Sweaty ass crack,  and beetus toes From burgers,  onion rings and Oreos Showing love to those who white knight it Life's a bitch but I reeee at it I'm in it to eat it like sumos do Can drink about 15 Mountain Dew  I'm not vegetarian,  but if I was I'd deep fry em up like everything I love Puffin my inhaler,  BMI four oh H-A-E-S here to let you know chorus I'm just sitting here wasting space time Con-suming ba-llooning fats clogging up my mind