My first real life shitlord incident (it's short) I entered our office building right behind a lard beast who was extremely out of breath and flustered from the short walk from its car.  I initiated a Holmann transfer orbit maneuver to begin to escape it's gravity but it asked me where the elevators were to get to a conference room... on the second floor.  I turned and looked at the set of stairs I was about to jog up and thought about the elevators right around the corner but pointed it to the set on the other side of the building.  That is all. Edit: thanks for the spelling correction, it should be Hohmann, I thought I Googled the spelling to check...