Account Deleted By User Hello ladies and gents, I hope you're having a great day.  Today I made a trip to the grocery store to get my fuel for the week.  Before i left my house, I ask my boyfriend if he needed anything and he asks for a six pack of beer.  My state has some of the strictest alcohol laws in the United States, so I check this off mentally as a separate trip (as grocery stores here don't sell beer in regular aisles) so I get to the grocery store, start grabbing my produce when I realize the cafe has beer.  You have to make a separate transaction, but you can carry your purchase in the cart while you shop, so happy I could save a trip I go to the register to purchase the 6 pack, vegetables in cart.  Next to the cafe register a fat is berating her mother for not eating the reheated frozen pizza made fancy with oregano she purchased her (it didn't look very good) and I said a little prayer that my child never gets fat as an adult.  She turns her attention away from her mom and says "are you having a party?" Confused, I just say "no, my boyfriend just asked me to pick up a six pack."  And she goes, "no, your cart." I look down at my Brussel sprouts, asparagus and broccoli, and say "oh, no, those are my vegetables for the week." Her eyes widen and she says "wow, that's a lot of vegetables."  Internally I chuckle, plaster on a grin and say "well, when you eat 4 meals a day, 1 cup of veggies per meal, you have to buy a lot."  She looked me up And down, and I watched as her soul was crushed (under her weight) as she fell silent.  I finished my transaction and skipped off the the meat department.