[Short Rant] I come from the heartland of the US, but I go to school in Los Angeles. The butter concentration is off the charts. L.A. and the heartland are so incredibly different. I hadn't even noticed how fat people were here until I left. Even my idea of "average" was overweight.  Once I got to L.A., I was just shocked at how fat people are in my hometown. I guess you could call it my red pill. In L.A., people tend to be fairly fit. But in my hometown, you go to a social function and it's often SRO because of how much adipose tissue is wasting space. I went to a graduation and was squished by a butterhuffer's thigh for two hours. shudder. Thankfully, my family consists of shitlords, so it's not all bad. But it was really you glorious shitlords that really, really woke me up to the problem after I got to L.A. So thank you all.