Guys, I saw some hilarious fat doing fat stuff last night So for Valentines bullshit Day my SO and I went out to Enchanted Rock to hike and generally be in nature. Here's an view from above, it's quite beautiful there and you can just go on trails. We went on the 'loop trail' which is something like 6.3 miles and explored buzzard's roost.  Anyway, by the time we were done with that we decided to just go to our favorite vegetarian restaurant and get tacos or whatever. Let me tell you- this restaurant is not fancy. It's pretty much a mix of any hippy/hipster vegetarian/vegan place you'd see. So we get there, everythings going smooth. We decide to split their ~valentine's day special~ and we both get beers. I down half of mine and get pretty tipsy, we're just chatting, and some fat behind us starts going on and making a commotion. Me, being a jackass, turn fully around in my chair to watch the action.  Guys. This fat fuck, must've been 30-33bmi. He had bitch tits and full hipster beard.  This fat fuck and his actually normal weight girlfriend got drunk and this fat fuck decided it would be amazing to shout, literally shout, "ANNE MARIE ALMOST-A-FAT-FUCK, WILL YOU DO ME THE GREATEST HONOR OF ALL OF BECOMING MY HAMMY-IN-TRAINING-TUMBLRINA?" Guys I couldn't contain myself and started laughing hysterically. No one heard me because they all started clapping and congratulating the ~happy couple~ but my god. This classless sack of rotting cheese decided to propose to his girlfriend at essentially a dive bar with vegetarian food after downing an entire bottle of wine (probably by himself). I only wish I had gotten pics.  And the best part? When they wandered off into the night, the stupid pud fucking tripped and fell in the middle of the road while trying to cross.  Fat people are fucking pathetic.