Hamplanets - Every single one hits on normals Long time lurker - first time poster. Recent had an experience that just drove me up the wall. I have a... "Friend"... and by that I mean someone whom I was forced to hang out with in elementary school because my parents were "nice" and no one else would. Basically he's a huge hamplanet butterbeast. He got up to 400+ in college (which he dropped out of) until he had his stomach stapled. He's about 5'8" I want to say. Got "down" to maybe 225 and is now back up to like 290.  I don't invite him to any social events that I host....back in my early 20's I made the mistake of having sympathy and letting him come to some things where he preceded to hit on and be far too physically familiar w/ a number of my actually good looking female friends.  I've never seen him hit on anything remotely in his size class....he only hits on skinny women.  About a week ago, I was invited to a social event by a mutual friend - Lardbarge was there too. I usually try to avoid him when this happens but sometimes its unavoidable. Anyway - I had too much to drink and engaged in the Sin of Sympathy and tried to explain to Lardbarge that if he hit on women in his league he might have some more success (he's a 30 year old virgin btw). I usually shitlord him, but I was being "nice" this time. His response....10 minutes later at the bar (my friend has a bar in his house) he sits down next to my wife. My wife is 5'8" 112lbs - frankly out of my league and definitely not the same species as Lardbarge. Within 2 minutes he has touched my wife on the leg - she's a total shitlady but also has social anxiety and was practically vomitting in her chair. I very calmly told him to leave the party or I'd have to remove him - l'm an ex-rugger so even though he's a fucking planet he knows I could. TL;DR - Never never never show any sympathy because the damn hamplanets will always abuse it. Within 10 minutes. Because they are not human.