*less than average and always have been. But oh look at their interesting hobbies they all have (at which they all suck), so quirky, like soap making and knitting, and what's this? A butterfly tattoo?! Get out of here!! You dirty wild sailor! You have a "darker side" and a kink too? No way!!! Is it eating the whole box of oreos? Because I bet it's eating the whole box of oreos, you rebel!