That's what made me so incredibly satisfied then - the two hams sitting practically on top of each other. I felt bad for the poor human at the window seat though...  I told the story to my dad, who's a shitlord without realizing it, and he told me how on one of his recent flights two fatties were stuck next to each other. They tried to convince him to exchange his seat with one of them, but he calmly explained that they should have bought an extra seat instead of forcing other people to sit uncomfortably for hours. And maybe stop eating that much. Man, that's something I really love in our culture! :)