Jesus. I know they exist. I do. But reading some comments, such as yours,  just fills me with dread/repulsion. I'm so sorry you have to deal with that, but, on the other hand, people like you are invaluable and I thank you. I also promise that, if I were in your care, you could likely just keep me from falling altogether just by leaning into me. Or we could do that whole slither to the floor gracefully thing. Your call.