Fucking Fat Security Guard TL;DR: at the end, first half of this is sorta background. I work for a security contracting company that handles various corporate and DOD security contracts. For the most part it's ridiculously easy, disproportionately well paying work and is almost entirely populated by veterans/LE.  This is rad because as any vet or active duty will tell you, military is essentially the antithesis of fat culture. It's a segment of society totally down with shitlording and fat shaming.  So, working with almost exclusively veterans means we can ridicule fats openly. Now, several of the guys working my contract are fat vets (mostly army), many of them are disabled but even then they are pretty chill about being fat. They admit it and feel bad about it and are fine with jokes about it. Really about the most...tolerable version of fats. Now, I said  "almost entirely populated by veterans/LE." There is an annoying exception, the company will only hire veterans/LE or occasionally (when hard up for bodies) they'll hire on someone with at least five years of qualified armed guard experience that still meets all the other standards. So there are like three or so guys who are previous armored car guards or corrections. As with the vets/LE most these guys are pretty chill, and working with predominantly veterans or former cops, they know where they stand or whatever. There is one exception.  This one gigantic fucking planetoid piece of shit. This mother fucker is the embodyment of everything about this industry I fucking hate. This beast is who I am here to vent about. When I first met him he was a new hire at the site I was working and stopped by my post while he was on patrol. I didn't realize the size of him till he got out of the car and saw the car shoot up when his weight was off of it. He is easily 300lbs and almost round. That was my first negative impression. Just that he looked terrible. How the fuck could he provide a security presence when he looks like he couldn't run 20 feet? He makes everyone else on the contract look bad because he's this giant beast wearing the same uniforms we are. All the credibility or professionalism we display he ruins. So. Fuck this guy. Just off looking at him. But, I don't shit where I eat, or work as it were, so I am polite, professional and treat him like any other new hire. I ask to his background, if he was military or LE and he says neither he came from corrections. To me this is another red flag (vet/LE you can expect a standard of conduct/consistent experiences, corrections/armored car it's a total crapshoot). Goes on to say how he wanted to go military but...some excuse maybe it was football injury in highschool or something. But just...again, red flag. But I'm a fucking professional so just roll with it. Ask him why he left corrections for the contract company we're working with. He tells me he was indefinitely suspended pending an investigation...I'm confused at this omission as people tend to hide or minimize shit like that. So I joke "oh, so you're going to be the troublemaker who shoots someone and gets some huge news story launched?" This fucking beast goes on to laugh and almost fucking boast or brag that it's already happened! Well not shooting someone but he goes on to brag about beating an elderly man (~60 year old) in prison and that's why he was suspended.   So. That was my first interaction. Literally...I dont know, 45 mins into meeting this hamplanet and he's bragging about beating an old man in prison.  That was my first interaction with this monstrosity. There are several more and it only gets worse.  I work with mother fuckers with multiple purple hearts and bronze stars with V. Retired LE with police commendations etc. Then this fat piece of shit. Lots of great guys and this turd fucking bragging about hurting an old man. If anyone wants to hear more about this beast I'll post about my second interaction where he found out I was a Marksmanship Coach and starts talking guns with me.  He's everything cliche and terrible about security, firearms, and that sort of culture that I hate. I could go on much longer about the shit he's said or done but I'm already waaaaaaay TL for this post. So... TL;DR: Fat sack of shit falls through the cracks into professional security contractor company. Brags about assaulting old man within an hour of meeting him Thanks for reading/providing me a place to vent. I'm conflicted with this shit. I tend to avoid conflict in the workplace because, unlike the Marines we can't just drop rank and settle things out back. A conflict at work could lose me my job, so I am professional with him trying to figure out if I want to work on minimizing contact with him or try to fix him. But...this is just the tip of the iceberg. Things only get worse in my second and later interactions.