Fats Fried and Ate My Toucan Seems that come tomorrow morning I will have three 500-600 lb fast food commercials laying in my cooler at the crematory.  I... I just can't.  What the fuck!?  I grew up being taught, by my parents, teachers, even the fucking TV, that fat was bad.  That to be healthy you needed to watch what you ate, exercise, and if you didn't you would end up with diabetes, or heart disease, or cancer.    Now it's the complete opposite.  I know I spent half my 20s in an alcohol and THC induced haze so I might have missed the change, but things couldn't have shifted this fast.  Where the hell did this come from?  When did people say to hell with it and start main-lining high fructose corn syrup?!  I... what the fuck?!?!