So, the eat beasts won this election? So, I guess there's no hope to Make America Fit Again for the next 8 years, huh? I was kinda hoping if Johnson took the election (By some stretch of dreaming), we'd get some free market solution to butterbeasts, and if Stein won (By an even larger stretch) we'd get some legislation punishing fats because "medicine!" But, no.  We're on the road to becoming the minority still folks.  We must band together, and fight against the herd of butter bisons, and keep the pig fucking zoophiles in check with shame.  Somehow.