The speed hams eat at (and some other shit) so a friend of mine was gonna meet up with a friend of hers in the afternoon and she invited me and we go to place and meet up with her friend (who is a level 5 whale) and start walking uphill towards the place we'll sit down and at this point the fun starts for me becose the ham keeps huffing and complaining during the way while human beings in the group arent even feeling tired in any case we sit down and my friend and jabba say that they are both realy hungry so they order some burgers the food comes and they both start eating,while my friend has barely finished half of her burger the ham had destroyed her whole plate excluding veggies and then she started eating my friends fries,one by one or in her case five by five she took all her fries  at the end of her fest of stuffing bits of edible matter in her mouth the ham muttered something like"sorry for eating your fries,was realy hungry"