You may not want to call yourself that anymore. Fat girls on online dating sites have forever ruined the "country girl" term, because they all say "IM JUST A KUNTRY GURL LOOKIN 4 MY REDNECK ROMEO xx", a  1000  re fat as fuck, usually have a couple kids, live at home with their parents and are "looking for a job". Source: I live in Alabama and have browsed Tinder