If I hear "new normal" one more time I'm going to rage-punch the next fatty I see. social distancing be damned. I made a tasteless joke to one of my friends shortly after Donald Trump got elected that: "democracy doesn't work, we need to go back to fascism". Ohhhh hell no, now that I've seen the incompetent boobs that run our government in action I never want to give anyone any power to make or enforce policy again.  Among people I personally know in the USA there has been a fairly distinct split between the physically weak and physically strong when it comes to COVID-19 policy and a disturbing shift to supporting authoritarianism ("the state knows what's better for you, even though 9/10 times they can't get your address right on your driving license") among the former. We've tried this shit before lads, it doesn't work. By physically weak I actually don't just mean fats (whom I hate and don't associate with), but some of my actual friends who are (1) recovering from arm surgery (2) have an autoimmune disorder, (3) are simply older, and (4) are undergoing chemotherapy for lung cancer, just to name a few. For gods sakes, I fully support those people taking extra precautions, quarantining, waiting it out, etc. But their political rhetoric has just turned disturbing. I swear due to the media-fed hysteria people are going to start calling for requirements that you need two current licenses from your local and state governments and 3 negative COVID-19 tests before you're allowed to fuck your wife and you'd better be wearing a facemask when you do. For fucks sake, wash your hands. Don't kiss people if you're coughing. Take your temperature. Take your multivitamins. Don't be fat (LOL). But all the freaking out has gotta stop. CD has befriended a pro-business Texas State Representative recently. You'd better believe I'll be exercising my right to democracy shortly.