Fat cries happily seeing his name on ESPN... He says that his dream was to be on primetime ESPN and, sure, he got there... As an announcer... For e"Sports". How low has the bar sunk?  When I was a kid, everyone wanted to be on ESPN for their athletics. Not only do we now have e"Sports", we have people like this fat fuck crying tears of pride like he accomplished something by getting on this new mutation that is ESPN. If these are the new role models, the future is going to be one hell of a bumpy Rascal-ride.