That is a genius idea. Damn I love that. The worst I saw was a super fat who got toxic mega colon. It hadn't shit for like 6 weeks, bowel perforated, shit leaked out and everything got infected. Can you fucking imagine. "Ugh muh tummy hurts, gimme hospital." Comes in near death, CT shows massive free fluid and air in abdomen, into surgery. Doc cleans out over 2 liters of blackened shit, pus, blood, whatever from abdominal cavity. Surgeon comes into ICU after surgery, before patient arrives (I've literally never had a doc do this) to tell me that he could not fix her. Tells me he could not even identify her entire GI tract much less where in her intestines the perforation was to begin closing it, so he just cut out some necrotic tissue and stuffed the rest back in. Like, cut her fucking guts out, and had to give up without sewing them back together. He found the highest point of her small intestine and cut that, made an ostomy for it to drain out of her stomach into a bag. Back to your point, guess how many liters of blood that cow got? Fucking LOTS. We thought she might live 3 hours, she held on for days getting pointless treatment. Total waste.