Shitlord waiter at lunch today. On Thursdays a lot of people in my department like to go to a certain Asian restaurant because the waiter that works there that day is always jovial and entertaining. We nickname him Smiles. This is one of those places where instead of ordering something for yourself you order a bunch of large dishes for the group and pass them around. So after we eat and all the food's gone, a fellow shitlord who's always facetiously talking about how he's trying to gain weight says "I'm still hungry". Smiles overhears and points to the obese coworker next to him and says, "Well, you shouldn't have sat next to him."