Today I was proud. Last night, my girlfriend told me that me showing her FPH threads has made her dislike fat people more and more. Today, we were at the mall and she saw a fat with a small fat on a scooter and went, "Oh, look at that, a hambeast showing a beast-in-training the ropes."  I swear, a tear rolled down my cheek as i swelled with pride.  Thank you FPH.