I bought an athletic hoodie at Walmart because I was on my way to a half marathon and realized I'd left mine at home and it was supposed to rain (also I burn like a motherfucker). It looks like a teen item, and I'm an average sized woman but kinda chesty and I like my hoodies baggy so I get a little air circulation so I bought a medium, figuring even with Walmart vanity sizing I'd be fine. That thing came down to my knees and was basically a wingsuit. I looked like the least colourful, and whitest, Tarahumana running that thing. I swear to god it took ten minutes off my time from drag resistance but the sun was burning and I didn't bring enough sunscreen so I had to wear it or fry. Someone at the finish asked if I'd borrowed it from Hagrid. I ended up giving it to my friend's brother who's a linebacker.