I can't stand my boyfriend's hamily I'll start with a little background. My boyfriend and I met 5 years ago in high school. We were both fatasses at the time. I lost contact with him after I graduated but got back in touch a year ago. Both of us were now human sized. We went out a few times and the rest is history.  I met his parents a couple months ago and holy fuck. His dad has to be pushing 350 at 5'7" and his mom is around 250 at 5'2". He has a sister who is about 5'8" and easily 350 if not more. Even when my BF was fat he wasn't anywhere close to deathfat size. He was about 220 at 6'1". Still a fat but damn. I'm surprised he didn't balloon past 300.  Anyways, I can't fucking stand hanging around his dad and sister. They're full of fatlogic and I can hear them gasping for fucking air across the house. I wish I was joking. It'll be quiet and I just hear that wheezing noise and it fucking irritates me. I wouldn't be surprised if either of them had a heart attack. Both of them have dangerously high blood pressure and his sister is younger than me! I remember the first time I came over and they were having a BBQ. I don't eat red meat so I just had a piece of chicken and a bit of macaroni salad with some guacamole. His dad said to me, "Eat up. Don't be shy. My son doesn't like stick skinny girls anyways." I'm not even super thin. 5'4" and 135 lbs.  BF slightly shitlords his sister but she doesn't care she weighs more than bf and I combined. She only eats shitty food too (obviously). Like fast food only. BF and I will cook a homemade meal enough to feed everyone (human sized portions) but his sister would rather order a pizza than eat homemade food. Whatever, I didn't care that much. She would've inhaled it instead of savoring it anyways. God, I swear I'm going to snap one of these days. I hear the wheezing in my nightmares. Quick off topic note: I watched the Nutty Professor with my bf last week and it was hilarious. I've never seen it before but was happy to see some shitlording in there. It was infuriating that the main girl ended up with the fat professor though. And the professor was looking for a "cure" to obesity instead of, i dont know, exercising and eating less? Then blamed being a fatass on a "fat gene".  Thanks for reading my rant.