Need to get this off my chest. I hadn't been to the fair in years, so at the beginning of September I visited the OR state fair for the first time in my life. The animals were wonderful and the food booths were attractive, diverse and plentiful.  I ate a medible and walked around by myself, checking out the vendors, watching a sheep get sheared, looking at the rides.  Suddenly, I see this lady, who is a gargantuan sack of steaming lard, heaped atop this slanted board with wheels on it - cruising alongside the ferris wheel on its way to god-knows-where.  This thing was like a hospital bed powered by motor to enable a poor 600 lb victim to enjoy a day out at the carnival.  It was like the next level from when you can no longer fit in a scootypuff and you're morbidly about to die. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I was scared, guys, what in the Fuck was that.  Is now as good as it gets? Are these slanted boards on wheels gonna be the next big thing?  I bet you they are.