We fucking see your fat, we have eyes. (rant) I got triggered this morning and went on a fat rant with my husband. I saw one of those painfully obvious photos on Facebook - you know the ones, where they're desperately trying to hide their fat. So we started listing all the obvious shit - please add on more! -They always crop out one or more of their arms and focus on the fat tits. Never trust a pic with cropped out arm fat. -Their shoulders are always higher than normal resting pose because they're sucking in their gut. Which always makes their face and neck area look unnatural too. -They hide their whole fucking face with their hair. To the degree it's fucking comical. Like 12 inches of hair on either side, 4 inches of face.  -They stick their hands on their waist and stick their arms out to make them look more slender. Sometimes they pop their elbows out behind slightly to make their udders stick out and make the arm fat look skinnier because it's further in the background. They NEVER have a photo with their arms at their sides. -Use of cardigans to cover the sides of their body to focus only on the smaller visible part of the torso. -Standing with one leg in front of the other, as if this makes them look smaller. Modification, bend one leg slightly (notice the lack of negative space between the legs) -Standing at a 3/4th angle while everyone else is standing front facing in group photos. -Angling the head down to ridiculous levels, so much that you see the whites under their eyes when they're looking up at the camera. Who even thinks this looks good??? -The only full body photo they keep posting is the one from 10 years ago that they desperately cling to.  -They only post close up face photos or close up body shots like their hands. Which are still fat as fuck. -That stupid sucking in of cheeks or O mouth to elongate the face. Or sticking out their tongue. -Hiding part of their body behind friends. (or trying..) -They never post any genuine smiling/laughing/looking happy faces. Because they'd rather post pictures where they always have resting bitch face or weird face if it makes them look even SLIGHTLY slimmer. Seriously. Go look at a regular human's feed and their photos will generally have more happy, candid shots that look unscripted. Fats will almost always have way more srs looking shots and faint smiles, but nothing genuine. Unless it's with a fucking 12 layer cake. -They have no tagged photos. Well, that's what we came up with while sipping our coffee this morning, laughing about how desperate they are to look even the TEENSIEST bit smaller while proclaiming how much they love dem curves! (The one that got me going is a goddamn heffer trying to sell Plexus to others for weight loss, saying how well it worked for her. Plexus helps you suck in your stomach - stop the presses!!)