Dear Shitlords and Shitladies, a subtle yet effective shitlording technique proven in the field for your use: so, simply enough, give a quick stare, and make sure they see ya, then go about your business, just keep walking, but right after the stare without looking, just give a quick full body shiver - to yourself, maybe a quick eye close - like you've seen a ghost or the most disturbing thing you've ever seen (because you have; damn beetus lord needs to work faster). it's the silence that gets 'em.  they can't say anything back, they have to just internalize the shame you just drilled into them. trust me from a daily shitlord, it's easy to use language, but to instill - to crush - shame into a fatty, sometimes the unspoken can be as if not more powerful than the spoken, especially when short on time.   a world wherein fatties cannot wobble without shame from shitlords... is a world wherein a fatty cannot maintain the self-delusion - it is a possible end to the adipocalypse.  i trust all you shitlords know for yourselves if you're doing the daily dozen.  just like adding or removing an exercise from a regime, i added in "30 minutes of shitlording a day keeps the doctors from going cray cray!"  i'm sure you all have, too, in your own ways.