BF's Fat Co-worker Boyfriend works in a law office (he relayed this story to me last night, I had to share). He's 6 feet tall, maybe 165, 170lbs. He has a manager (not his direct manager, but a someone a level higher than him) who we'll call Lardass - also 6 feet tall, but 300lbs+ (I asked BF to show me how far I'd have to open my arms if I had to hug Lardy). Lardass sits with other managers in the same area of the office. Other managers will get up and go to BF if they need something from him; LA will email BF to come to him. Whenever BF is nearby LA's desk, LA will ask BF "oh, can you also get me that sheet I printed?" and "while you're here, can you hand this to Denise in accounting?" - typical fatty-don't-wanna-get-up-out-of-muh-seat questions.  So here's where it gets good - LA gets a notice from a 3rd party that the District Attorney's office didn't get a document, and emails BF to draft it up and send it out again to the DA's office. BF, who is not a dumbass, looks up the DA's website and checks if that document is there, and voila, it is. BF emails LA back with a screenshot of the DA's website, saying "it looks like the DA already has this document, so there's no need for us to send another notice." LA then gets all huffy, and emails back (because we all know he doesn't have the energy to stand up and walk) "just do it, print out two copies and send them off." At this point, BF asks his own (fit, not fat) manager to look at the DA's website and confirm that BF is not reading the website incorrectly, and the manager concurs with BF. BF then responds to LA's email, saying "so, instead of trusting an authority like the DA, you'd rather heed the 3rd party's complaints, and waste time and money to send off this notice?" (BF admits this was a bit snarky, but still, I thought it was justified). Manager then decides enough is enough, and heads back to his desk with BF to write up LA (apparently, everyone in the office hates him, because why not). HILARIOUSLY, right as they open up Manager's computer, LA writes Manager, saying that he's going to file a complaint against BF, and that "he should listen to me no matter what! I'm a manager!"  Why are they so entitled? LA apparently also stole a stapler from another manager and when the other manager took it back, LA complained. Anyway, this is the end of the story here. I'll post any updates I hear from BF.