Tales of a cashier with all the blubber trains So I'm a cashier in a corner of the world that has ridiculously high rates for obesity. Of course it's a daily thing to see and laugh at fats. Here are some of my favorite tales.  guy and butter ball son come in. He is 5'7 and easily 300 lbs and mini beast is like 8 (guessing on how he talked) and weighs like 200. They had a soccer ball and 3 trays of disgusting, greasy cafeteria grocery store food that is $8.99 a pound. They put their stuff on the belt and the mini beast immediately gets in my space and eyeballs the items. I thought he was excited about the soccer ball and got hopeful. Nope. The 3 trays of $40 food went into a bag and he scooped it up before I could get it off the rack. I looked at the father and asked "do you wanna put the ball back?" He got red and stormed off saying how the ball was to help the mini beast lose weight. Had to chase him down to pay.  every fucking day there is a fat fuck female thing that comes in. She never bathes and has an O2 tank. She will get on a MartCart (scooter) from the time we open, run it dead going around the store looking for free samples, demand a new one, and buy some treats for a hard day (candy usually) and leave 5 hours later. Every fucking day. I had a leg less veteran ask her if he could use the cart because she was buying a 2 liter of soda to guzzle. She screeched "I NEED DIS!!!" And tried to wheel away. Cart died. Me and him lost it as he got a regular cart and I had a parcel guy help him shop.  2 fat gender less fucks come up holding tampons. They are contemplating which register to go to when they decide on mine because it has a coke cooler at the end. Fuck. I can smell their stench from 7' away. The customer I'm helping wrinkles her face and stares at them. And look at me with disgust. "I know" is all I can say. She quickly evacuates. Fat fucks bring the tampons and I grab sanitizer and rub it on my nose in front of them but they quickly progress to talking about threesomes and how hot it would be to find someone to join in one with them. I just check their nasty shit out and sanitize everything. Seriously people? I'm 7 months pregnant and I'm never touching you.  fat fuck wheels up on a scooter hacking everything. I ask if he's ok. "No I got the flu that's going around!" I stop and just say "really? You have the flu and came to the pregnant cashier?"   "Oh it's not like you can get it. You're healthy (funny. He could tell my health just by looking at me. Who would have thought???) I give him his shit and sanitize everything.  another fat fuck wheels up hacking everywhere. He has snot running down his face and he is catching it in his hands. I give him a paper towel and offered sanitizer. He refused the sanitizer. Then tried to hand me cash. I grab it with a paper towel and sanitize the money in front of him. He complained but the manager understood.  Everyday fat fucks get groceries. This is a typical order:  2 cases of soda, 1 case bottled water, processed food shit, cookies, nasty grocery store premade food, an open soda, and $20 worth of fresh veggies.   Oh god and lunch time. It's the fucking worst. Lines of fat fucks buying premade food and soda. For hours. I have lost my filter cause I'm pregnant and don't give a shit anymore.