Safari at the orthopedic surgeon. So my shitlady mother just had her hip replaced, today I had to drive her to the follow-up.  Dear god, I'd assumed it'd be full of old people or athletes. How wrong I was. Not a human to be seen. No idea wtf gender is the thing on the left And the thing on the left? Age/gender/species? I was waiting to go to the bathroom, but nope, I held it. (https://imgoat.com/uploads/ab3238922b/13709.png)) Bonus!  My mom is now officially bionic!(NSFW? X-ray of pelvis)