Fatties who can't hold a conversation without being winded So my wife and I have been looking at cars to replace her lease when it's up in June.  She has a Ford Edge which she likes, and we drove the new Ford Edge Sport (which is pretty legit).  However, she has her heart set on a Grand Cherokee since she's had one before and loves Jeeps, so we went online and looked at some of the features, and went to the local dealership to look them in person and test drive.  When we parked up the vulture salesman (there's always at least once outside ready to pounce on newcomers) was a tubby tubby and I gave him the cold shoulder when he asked if he can help us.  Unfortunately my wife was not as rude and he ended up showing us the vehicles.  To his credit he was a pretty helpful guy and knew his stuff, but I would preferred someone who doesn't gorge himself on food. So last night I was bored and looking up video reviews of people who've bought the 2015 GC.  Specifically we are looking at a High Altitude, which is a special edition of the Overland trim level (trim levels are Laredo > Limited > Overland > Summit > SRT) and is basically an Overland with some Summit features and everything blacked out including the emblems, wheels, headlights, and interior.  I end up on this video of this guy reviewing his parents GC Limited and comparing it to his All-Terrain, but 3 minutes into the video he starts huffing and is winded.  Instantly annoyed and wondering why he was winded, it became to clear at this point here in the video.  (skip to 5:26)  Are you so fucking fat you can't talk for 10 minutes without sounding like you are out of breath?