600-Pound (Former) Life: Worse than usual It's on. It may be the worst yet. He is over 636 pounds--looks more like half a ton. Referred to himself as overweight three times. Has no job, but does drive a very nice vehicle, has a nice house, a handicapped parking pass and a weeping cold sore. Abuses his children who have to help dress his open wounds and get the double-wide wheel chair ready. With all the govt. cuts coming, I pray that benefits for butter beasts are near the top. Oh--and save handicap parking passes for people who truly are handicapped. Not fucking fat. (Oh yeah--his wife who is complaining is EASILY over 350!) Update: He is in traffic near a fatal looking crash. Complains how it affects him. His family is rented a hell hole: Complains it isn't safe for HIM because the floor can't hold him.