Seriously. If you can't be bothered to teach your kid a damn thing because you're too busy stuffing your face and watching daytime television, then don't start reeeeing when someone accuses you of being a shitty parent. I've never met a ham child that was smart, ahead of the curve and pleasant to deal with. They're always mini monsters like their dumb heffalump parents, and the parents think it's cute. I don't get it, we don't let drug addicts keep their children, so why do we let these things?