Ham at Easter Dinner I had a dinner today for a few friends and co-workers who were either far from home or didn't want to deal with their own families. One of my co-workers brought a Ham. I will spare the details and cut right to the eloquent comments that were spewed from the aforementioned Ham (taller than me and three times the width. Best guess 5'5~ 162cm and 300 lbs.~ 136 kg/ 21st.)  1. "Oh no. I didn't know there would be a dog here.  Is she ok with people?"  My small yellow lab is so intimidating that his nickname is Short-bus! I assured her he would be chill and may only be annoying when we started eating b/c he would beg for food. 2. "Wow, your silverware is really heavy." 3. "You really made your dog run five miles today."  No we ran a 5k, about 3 miles, for the Cystic Fibrosis foundation. "Whoa, three miles is still too much for a dog!" (My eyes glazed over while thinking about the Iditarod.) 4. "I don't drink, it's really bad for you ." (I watched as the Ham prison ate three full plates of food.)  5. "Oh, honey I would have brought a dessert if I knew you wouldn't have any." (There were 24 cheese cake bites, 20 strawberries filled with mascarpone and lemon, and a plate of chocolate fudge cookie squares. There were 15 people at dinner.) This was not a sit down dinner, so I was able to avoid the Ham as much as possible. When it left, my other guests laughed and said that she was hella annoying and was asking how much they paid for various items, eg. clothing, condos, etc...      I know that there is not too much hate here, but seriously how fucking dumb are fatties! The fat must slowly start to coat the brain making them more fucking stupid!