Working with a potty porker There's a pig at my current rotation site that takes a huge dump every day at work. She waits until everyone is at lunch then goes to the bathroom right by the break room and opens the flood gates. The entire back of the building smells like rancid sewage for hours, effectively ensuring that no one can enjoy their lunch. The others are used to this and will continue to eat while trying futilely to cover their mouths and noses with thick napkins or their sleeves, but I can't take the stench, so I never get to eat lunch. (Can't use the bathroom either because she shit streaks the toilet and I'm not going anywhere near that disgustingness. Drive time included, I have to go for 14 hours every day with no access to a restroom.) Why is it that these oversized shit factories can't use their own fucking bathrooms at home? Why do they think it's okay to inflict their vile stench and filth on everyone at work? Never hire a fat.