Nature's beautiful way of filtering out the fat and disgusting In the Columbia River Gorge, which separates Oregon from Washington, there is a smaller, very beautiful gorge called Oneonta (Oh-nee-ON-tah) that lies perpendicular to the rest of the gorge. Here's a map . It's probably no more than a quarter mile deep, and its mouth is just a few steps from the road, so it attracts plenty of tourists, and as we all know, a fair deal of tourists, even the ones who think they're "outdoorsy", are fatasses. Anyways, In order to make it to the swimming hole at the end of Oneonta, you must pass several obstacles. The first is one of these, and there are several of these (the water is pretty damn cold). This means that as you progress deeper into the gorge, there are fewer and fewer people there, and the ones who are there are almost all fit and somewhat good-looking. Conversely, the closer you get to the parking lot on your way out, the more fat fucks you encounter, as they all give up when faced with the challenge of climbing over a couple of logs. You would think they wouldn't have a problem with the cold water though. After all, their fat rolls not only act as insulation, they also help them to float, right? TL;DR Oneonta Gorge is a Brita filter for butter golems