Holyfuckballs FPH, what have I gotten myself into. So, dear FPH. As some of you may or may no remember, I once mentioned the 300lbs whale of a friend I had who I was bringing to the gym and taking him under my wing to get him human size. Unfortunately, due to life and just absolutely forgetting about the fat fuck (I have other gym friends I call and go with instead), I wasnt able to bring his ass to the gym until this past Monday. And I was wrong FPH. He isnt 300lbs. Hes fucking 430lbs. Ive already begun drilling the knowledge of fatlogic, and personal responsibility into him, for without being self aware, he'll always be a fucking glob of talking butter.but jesus FPH. 430lbs. I originally though I had 100-120 lbs to work off of him. Now theres another small childs worth of fat to get off his fucking frame. And Im not even being fucking paid....