Weekend fit to fatty run in Ok so I might get shit for letting this happen in the first place but I was out with some friends at a new bar I hadn't been to before. We were pretty lit when we got there and after about 15 minutes I saw this chicks face I recognized from highschool and without thinking I yelled out her name. Little did I realize when she started lumbering towards me through the crowd how fat she had become. I was like "Fuck me, I drew the hams attention" she isn't death fat yet but easily pushing 200 maybe 5'7". It was very brief encounter, she hugged me when she greeted (never hugged her before in my life, more of just an acquaintance). Immediately she apologizes about her nasty sweat and blames the dancing (cause it could never be the extra fat between her skin and "muscle"). I'm trying to go now, she asks me to dance and I told her maybe later (mistake). As I'm heading back, I said nice seeing you blah blah it was loud I was trying to get to my friends. Before I realized what happen she grabs me again for a hug and as I pull away this ham it thought it appropriate to kiss me on the lips. Like wtf? I barely even know your name. Can you imagine if I did that to a shit lady, even as a shitlord myself? I'd be smacked, berated perhaps even assaulted by her male friends. They truly have no shame. I avoided her the rest of the night obviously, and she kept coming for that dance. Totally ignored her and talked to her hot ass shit lady friend all night. When it was about to leave, ham again snuck attack me from behind and kissed my cheek. I'm just so glad her friend pulled her off of me and out the door. Seriously never felt so violated in my life. Give them an inch of humanity they take a barge full of gravy.