Matriarch she-beast has life interrupted by movement I saw a glimpse into a world that I’ll never understand today. I was finishing up a morning run, nothing too crazy. A quick 40 minutes or so and back to the real world.  I’m lucky enough to live in an area with plenty of parks and nature trails- there’s so many spaces to see and explore, it’s especially nice if you have kids.  As I ran up to my car I saw a family lumbering along. A few school aged boys (with water bottles) were exploring the trail, and having an overall BLAST, talking and laughing. They weren’t obnoxious, just having fun in nature. They were obviously active little guys, 4 of them. Trim, quick, and happy!  And of course, lumbering 100 feet behind was who had to be either their grandparents or some potential child abusers. The she beast was literally waddling. You know the type, short grey mullet hair style, on the phone (yelling) loudly. And then behind her, was her cuck. An equally obese man, huge belly and wiggling jowls, just terrible. He looked down the entire time.  And then, the conversation:  “Oh, just FINE. But my 10 minute walk just had to turn into a 25 minute walk!”  This is what fats mean when they insist they walk everyday. Who thinks 10 minutes of lumbering around outside counts as adequate?  Ugh.