Family fun pool with the whale pods I took my kiddos to the YMCA family fun pool yesterday. As my little shitpeople are paddling around and going down the water slides, I noticed that I was the only thin parent there. Fupasloths and bloated dad bods were everywhere. So were rotund kids. One little girl was spherical. I was so fucking angry at her cheese rapist parents for doing this to her. She has no chance at life. And per usual, I got a ton of glares in my bikini because all the mayo dumpsters were in skirted suits.