All these fatties and their "lingerie" and their "fatkinis" reminded me of a song from Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas! Long, long ago there lived a lady Simple, but elegant as any on the shore She was known for her generous silhouette And yet she was known even more for The bathing suit she wore Even though it was her bathing suit that made her famous It was almost heaven sent. Many times when it was drying on a line A tourist would mistake it for a circus tent. Now she has gone Now she has left us Left with sweet memories And left with something more We've made curtains and handkerchiefs And clothing for the poor... From the one bathing suit That your grandma otter wore From the one bathing suit That your grandma otter wore