Me shitlording at a bar last night: "Sorry that wouldn't fit me because I'm not fat. How do you feel about fat people, cuz I hate fat people" so i was at one of the bars near my school last night, relatively early in the evening when the bars weren't so crowded, and this hot girl comes up to me and my friends trying to sell us T-shirts to support some charity. I ask her what sizes she has and she says she only has extra large. I forgot exactly what i said because i was pretty drunk, but basically I said: "sorry that wouldn't fit me because I'm not fat. How do you feel about fat people? cuz personally I hate fat people." She seemed shocked by that answer, like she was entertained but was caught off guard. She pretended to be offended but I could tell she thought it was funny. Then I was like "sorry I'm not that mean most of the time, it's just that i really hate fat people." she held back a laugh and tried to sell the shirts to other people. I wish her the best of luck on her charity, but fuck fat people. (on a side note, do any swole bruh's wear XL T-shirts as normal, fitted/not overly loose shirts? I figured once you get into XL territory thats fat but I could be wrong)