Types of fats In my life, I've noticed that–despite the huge amount of fats waddling around–it's very easy to divide them into a few distinguishable categories.  So I thought I'd organize them into a scale of "least (1) to most (5) likely to eat you" for this sub's enjoyment.  The Mom Fat  https://i.imgur.com/CEAuYGD.jpg https://i.imgur.com/VZ5hOpi.jpg  Pretty self-explanatory. Their body-type is "birthed 3 piglets and gave up" aka usually morbidly obese, and in later stages, death-fat. These are arguably the most common type of fats.  They're most often found lumbering around in grocery stores or working low-income jobs. Hair is always up, flaunting horrible makeup skills. They dress in Walmart clothes. XXL sized, of course.  The Fatletic Fats   https://i.imgur.com/PPMIO3s.jpg https://i.imgur.com/oJIEsCl.jpg  In my opinion, these are the most pathetic and loathsome fats there are. They practically live in their Forever 21 leggings and Target athletic wear.  A lot of them are smallfats who are either body positive or "working on it!1!!" (cough...  /fatpeoplestories ...cough), but plenty are deathfats as well.  Some go to the gym, put 5 lbs on the leg extension machines and pump away. Some attempt yoga. Some "lift"-although they can lift heavy, compare it to their actual weight (ex: deadlifting 135 lbs at 280 lb body weight) and even a human newbie's ratio would be a lot smaller.  Some run (read: jog three feet and collapse). But one thing they all have in common-after their workout, they treat themselves with a huge triple-bypass cheeseburger because the 30 calories they burned obviously negates that.  The Vintage Fat  https://i.imgur.com/a34MsTT.jpg https://i.imgur.com/ZcTYEQL.jpg  Now, this fat is fairly uncommon and usually ranges from mildly to morbidly obese. Their attire consists of a 'vintage' style, complete with cankle-hiding shoes, stockings/pantyhose, thrift store dresses, and the classic cat-eyed glasses.  I find most of these pigs have crazy eyes, dyed hair, and enjoy cheesecake more than the average fat.   Ghetto Fats  https://i.imgur.com/hI7RaMe.jpg https://i.imgur.com/XAZlcrS.jpg  To give them some credit, these beasts are usually the ones who know that they are the ones to blame for their weight. However, this is only because they're often too stupid to get most things, including HAES and the body positive movement. But that hardly makes up for their disgusting fattitudes. To put it simply:  they're the epitome of trashy.  The 'Queer'/SJW Fat  https://i.imgur.com/NdivxDU.jpg https://i.imgur.com/oNAn9zN.jpg  Pompous, body positive, gluttonous, and triggered–that is the nature of the SJW fat.  This fat is uncommon but a bit more common than Vintage Fat, and usually ranges from smallfat to obese. Their "aesthetic" always includes piercings, dyed/shaved hair, purple lipstick, crop tops, and other cellulite-revealing attire. I believe the reason most of these fats label themselves as queer is because they cannot attract the opposite sex, so they either go "asexual" or open themselves up to anyone willing to fuck them. That, or their lack of access to their genitals via FUPA-block and the staggering amounts of estrogen pumping through their bodies makes them forget their actual gender and identify as nonbinary.  These are the most common I've noticed browsing #HAES tags. Of course, there's a bit more categories I've neglected to mention, and tons more subcategories. Some honorable mentions:  Teen Girl Fats, Emo Fats, Transfats, Grandma Fats, Ex-NFL Fats, etc. If you guys have any add-ons, I'd love to hear them!