Account Deleted By User I've been searching for a term that communicates all the right kind of vitriol needed when talking about fat people: hatred, horror, confusion, disgust, annoyance, and utter lack of humanness. I now submit "Hamborg," a title fit for a grotesque, city-sized beast of hammish nature. Hamborg is a fusion of "Ham," a fat, lazy, snorting animal that likes to lie in filth "Borg," an alien race incapable of independent thought, and "Hamburg," a city in Germany that is roughly 7 times the size of Paris. Also, it brings to mind hamburgers, one of the hamborg's many favorite treats. If you can do better, please suggest away.