Fat fuck launches car door into mine; says "it's nothing" One of my side jobs is of the private driver/bodyguard nature, and the client I was driving home Saturday night wanted to stop for food. I tend to park as far away as possible because of how fat and lazy everyone in this town is, and I really hate people hitting my car doors. The parking lot was completely packed that night though, so I parked in the only available spot and went inside. On our way back to the car, I see the people in the car next to my client's are about to get out and immediately tensed up; there was a stage 5 eatbeast in the passenger side. Sure enough, that blue door goes flying straight into my client's beautiful 2016 S550. Naturally I went from 0-100 instantly, and immediately started laying into this guy. The driver (human female) was mortified while her whale passenger was getting yelled at, when it has the nerve to tell me "It's nothing." So he gets an earful about it being a $120,000 car when my client takes over and starts yelling at him while I clean the blue paint off her car. She literally STUFFS him back into the car and closes the door on him. She then tells the girl to take him home and get him out of her life because he's disgusting! Made me so proud. The ride home was pure fatpeoplehate!