Obvious shitlording in Steven Universe So, Steven Universe is a cartoon apparently beloved by fats because of its "fat positive" characters such as the main character, Steven, one of his friends, Amethyst, and his mom, Rose Quartz.  I first heard about this show when a story started making the rounds about how some tubblrinas got their panties in a twist about people drawing the character Rose Quartz as skinny because GOD FORBID someone take away their adipose idol. So, I decided to take a watch out of morbid curiosity and, guys... how can these butter golems NOT realize this show is making fun of them? In the very first episode, Steven legitimately cries because his favorite flavor of beetus (an icecream sandwich) has been discontinued. He even holds a funeral for it. In another, he's too fat to fit in a teleportation device and told to "suck it in." Later in that episode, he almost falls to his death when his fatness breaks a rocky ledge. The other fat character I've seen so far, Amethyst, is hardly portrayed in a better light. She's lazy, disorganized, irresponsible, hairy, used as a fucking cannon ball because of her size, and in one episode where Steven is carrying around a plate of beetus (a stack of waffles with syrup, popcorn, and whipped cream) as a breakfast to share with all his friends, Amethyst declares it a snack and proceeds to chase Steven (almost to his death) while foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog and screaming GIMME, GIMME, GIMME. Dat fat positivity doe. Stupid hams. Can't even tell when someone's making fun of you.