Fat women trying to get pregnant are disgusting. I'm just writing this to vent because my wife's friend pisses me off.  Her mom has been dying of cancer for a few years now. And her mom is actually doing really great, fighting very hard, and living much longer than all of her diagnoses have estimated. It is terminal, however, and it has just reached the point of being beyond surgery, so all that's left is more chemo.  So this hamplanet has been fat ever since I've known her. Bigger than a linebacker. One giant freckle. You know the type. Think's it's cute because all of its furniture matches and it wears a lot of makeup.  So, over the past 5 or so years, while this whale's mom has been fighting off cancer, this blubberbeast has snagged a pig-fucker, gotten married, and been trying endlessly to get pregnant and have a kid before its mom dies of cancer. Its dad is an alcoholic and doesn't have much time left on this earth either, so this pig wants to start a family of its own. Needless to say, the thing hasn't gotten pregnant.  In these situations you know it's a combination of being so full of adipose your body refuses to attempt a pregnancy, your partner not wanting to fuck you because you're disgusting, and the physiological barriers (semen fupa pouches) that inhibit fatties from procreating. This one obviously just can't seem to get pregnant. This things mom is dying, it's dad is an alcoholic, and it wants nothing more than to start a family. Well, that's not quite right, they want to stuff their face more than they want to start a family. They want to live a sedentary lifestyle more than they want to start a family.  These fat fucks can't even put down the fork in order to do the one thing we were put on this earth to do, procreate. It's really pathetic. And it pisses me off that my wife listens to this hog's bullshit rather than telling her she needs to lose 150 lbs if she wants to get pregnant and hang up the phone.  Fuck fat fucks who are too lazy to lose weight even in order to take part in one of life's miracles. They would rather REEEEEEEEE about it, and do what fatties are best at doing, failing.