"Don't forget my food and candy!!" - Useless Fat Cunt I got a new job as an EMT at the local prison. One of the nonmedical staff is fucking huge. This lard beast is easily over 400 for being as short as I am - 5'3".  Fatty had to walk 30 METERS to pick up some paperwork. 15 or so minutes later we get a medical assist call from the room ham beast had to walk to. "I CANT STAND ANYMORE" it yelled over the phone. And guess fuckin what. It had popped it's knee out of place and also heard a crack.  I go over there with the nurse, check ROM, CMS, etc while it is telling us "I have always had a bad knee" BITCH DUH, CAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING MORBIDLY OBESE. (Also, you know how hard it is to check for a pedal pulse on a fatty??) We get someone to drive it to the ED and on the way out it called out "DON'T FORGET MAH BAG WITH MAH FOOD AND CANDY" This nasty cunt had a whole stash of candy that she wanted to take with her to the ED. Grocery bag full of beetus.  So while lard beast was out, the nonmedical staff became short of people and were not able to take their lunch breaks or any breaks today.  Why does management even hire fat asses? You can never count on them for shit.  Sorry for any typos, I'm on mobile. Maybe more prison fat stories to come?