Some people just put on weight in weird places.  I saw a peoplepotamus at whalemart the other day who had the upper body of an overweight woman piled on top of an ass and fupa the size of a Buick.  It was like she got so fat that it all slid down to her equator.  She had a fatvalanche. If someone had showed me a picture of just the upper half of her, I would have guessed she was just overweight.  If someone showed me a picture of just her midsection, then I would have said morbidly obese.