Attack of the Jason's Deli Obeast. So there I was, getting some sweet tea at Jason's Deli, when a perfectly round obeast comes up behind me.  She uses her ham fists to smash the tea dispenser down, takes a sip, then complains "THIS SHIT AIN'T EVEN BE SWEET" as loud as possible to the rest of the restaurant.  I, embarrassed for her and thoroughly disgusted, point to the thousands of sugar packets nearby, shake my head, and walk away.   PS.  I like Jason's tea because it is very obvious it is, in fact, sweet tea, but you can still taste the tea over the sugar.  This is how sweet tea is meant to be made.  Here in the south, places like McDick's make it into almost a syrup, and I literally get a headache after drinking theirs.