Hams broke the bed at work!! Ahah I came in and read the notes for the day and one said the bed broke. I was like wtf does that mean? Turns out the mattress just kind of fell in down the middle. I was like how the fuck? And my co worker said the maintenance was cracking jokes because of their size. I had the key to the room they were suppose to switch into. Waited till they came  Then this at least 6 feet tall couple came up. In the obese range, of course the woman was bigger than the man. I was like holy shit. It looked like you took a round short person and extended them and shrunk then extended them again. fat ayill hanging around in random places. It wasn't even like a globe or something. They were ovular shaped with bumps. I don't know. I'm bad at explaining but those were the oddest shaped tall people I've ever seen. It wasn't like a normal hamplanet. Hah Edit: work at a hotel