That shit is called 'Fry Sauce' in the lovely state of Utah where I'm from. Hams put it on fries, burgers, corn dogs, basically everything. That and ranch dressing. For a state full of "healthy" Mormons who don't drink, smoke, or do drugs, there's sure a shitload of obesity and opioid painkiller addicts. And we've got 5 national parks and a shitload of mountains and awesome stuff to do outside, so there's really no excuse to not get off your ass, put down the fork, go outside and do something.