Shitlords, what are you doing this long weekend to get away from fatties? Myself, I'm going camping. I'm not talking about the trailer park in the woods type of camping, I do lightweight, low-impact backpacking. I'm hiking in 15km, with more than 500m elevation gain (and most of that in the last 5km) to the campsite. Staying three nights, and doing dayhikes and a scramble of a nearby peak from the base camp. It's in a park, so the only way in is on foot. Any other means of transport is forbidden, including bikes, horses and helicopters (except in emergencies).  I'm expecting only humans to be up there. What are your escape plans?