I'm pretty sure a Tinderham is trying to catfish me. So as the title states, matched with some bird on tinder and she only had one photo and it was face only. We messaged and she ended up saying some shit to get my number. I am being a complete dick to talk to, and just not replying to half her texts if its some boring ham crap. Shes trying to organize some kind of date (pulling skids and smoking bongs but ill be doing that irregardless of whether she's there.) So v/fatpeoplehate, what subtle shitlord things should i casually drop in conversation just to fuck with her. I dont think shes supermegahamosaurus rex but probably a few kilos overweight.