Shitlording at wallyworld I was at Walmart with a few friends awhile back to pick up some snacks And we came across this monstrosity of a womyn in a blue mumu. Of course she was on a scooty, or well the scooty was in her...she was sucking the damn thing up in her fat roles. I wish I was joking when I say you couldn't see the sides of the scooter. My initial reaction to seeing this beast was to pick up one of the aprons in the isle and turn to my friend. "Hey anon, these aprons are adorable! Its too bad they're so small, but at least we could wear them"  I then hear the beep of a scooter backing up. The big blue monster is retreating.