This thing is still fairly mobile under its own power, which is a testament to the resilience of biological design. Its fat ass wings are farther across than the doorway is wide by at least a foot, so it has to sidle through, partially compressing one of its gunts to do so. Wasn't the fat you're talking about basically immobile and it had to be pulled along on a tarp over one of those inflatable moving pads? I can't imagine not being evicted for causing a scene like that, or being forced into managed care and having your house sold to pay for it.