Man this reminds me of the time I used to go to the gym that my cousin's friend owned. These days I just work out in my room.  Anyways, most people in the gym (on the machines, not training sessions) would be either fit or your average Joe type, but one time I actually did witness two buffet molesters roll out - nowadays, those two would be considered "small-fat" despite being twice wider than me. The smaller one actually attempted to do some half-arsed work on the bicycles, but the fatter one just kept taking selfies while sitting on a bike. I was a gullible fledgling shitlord back then (abt 17-18) and up until that point it never occurred to me that someone would take a phone with them to the gym. We had music blaring there already, so why the fuck?  Now that I'm older and wiser, I know the meaning of fat fuck narcissism.