Fat selfish blob on the beach gets shamed by mother nature I live in a beach town. The locals are all shitlords and it's an extremely active lifestyle here. If you see a fatty, you know it's a tourist.  I was at the beach on Labor Day so it was very crowded. I was lying down in the sun when I heard a collective roar of "oohs" and "aahs" so I looked up. Our local pod of dolphins was traveling in the surf along the coastline. They are there almost every day, but usually a half mile offshore. This time they were jumping in the breaking waves within 20 feet of shore as they were hunting a school of fish.  Everyone was immediately respectful. Tourists and locals alike got out of the water to give the dolphins space because it is illegal to get close to them. It was nice to see everyone be so polite to the wildlife. Then the ham came.  This huge woman in her fupakini came lumbering down to the shore from her huge tent. She literally shoved children out of the way as they were trying to take pictures of the dolphins. She was squealing about her "dream coming true" to swim with dolphins. Immediately the entire crowd watches her with an attitude of "are you kidding me?" Well it turns out that neither I nor anyone else needed to step in to tell her to fuck off. Nature did it for us. Every time this ham tried to enter the water, a big wave would slam the bitch down. Brutally. I'm talking stubby fat legs straight into the air and the waves beating the shit out of her. This woman had no clue how to enter the ocean. But she kept trying to reach the dolphins. Wave after wave she'd be SMASHED. She let herself get plowed by at least 10 waves without making it past the break. She finally gave up and walked slowly back to her tent with her head down. Coughing while trying to get the water out of her nose, ears, and eyes. Fupakini sagging like a diaper. Makeup running. It was one of the best things I have ever witnessed.  EDIT: I do wonder what her version of the story is though...