What the hell did you guys do while I was away? Alrighty, I'm going to have to pull the 'muricans on this sub aside so we can have a talk.  I haven't been back in the US in a few years, just flew in recently... WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU ALL BEEN EATING WHILE I WAS AWAY?! Look I get it, there were always more fat people and the fat people were always a bit fatter. Free refills, free nation. But holy shit things have gotten so out of hand.  Literally everyone is FAT. At least 30 lbs overweight, almost all of them. And that's the "average" now. I can count the number of healthy weight individuals on my fingers and toes, and I'm not even located in the fattest state. I haven't seen someone who is skinny and over the age of 22 this entire trip.  What the hell, guys?