He didn't need a chip clip [quick story] I snack on chips at work; usually something super hot, and within reason when it comes to quantity. I keep a chip clip in my desk so I can keep a bag fresh for several days. New guy at work: disappeared at lunch, headed to the convenience store next door, apparently. Came back with a fullsize bag of sour cream and onion Lays. Not the party size, but still a large bag. Sets the bag on his desk, and proceeds to split it right down the center, opening it up to make a sort of plate. My first reaction: well, how's he going to close that back up to keep them from getting stale? Then logic hits, and I take his hotdog fingers and 9-month-pregnant belly into consideration. Yeah, he doesn't plan on giving them a chance to go bad...  Lunch was at 11:30. By 1:30, the bag was empty. Washed it down with a Redbull, because why not?