My (real)600+ lb life patient today She was so fucking wide, you guys, I had to figure out how to open the other french door (they are twice the normal size of regular doors) to the office lobby. No one else could figure it out because no one had ever had to unlock it before. It had been closed for so long it was partially stuck. The only reason I noticed and resolved the issue was because there was LITERALLY a crowd of people and patients gawking at the circus-side-show and her flying monkey enablers, and of course I made the mistake of actually have half-an-interest in wtf was happening. Her wheelchair barely fit through the doorway into the confidential physician room, but her overlfowing flesh meant she got stuck to the point people had to PHYSICALLY MASH HER FLESH TOGETHER to squeeze her through the door. Obv no pictures because doxxing/HIPAA/whatever... but she was VERY similar size wise to the 600 lb life show patient Dottie. I wanted to get angry, because she just laughed the whole time, but she's so beneath me I can't even manage to make myself upset about it at all. Just shaking my head, lol.