Lol, nah. I'm an alcoholic, and like most of my tipsy kin, once I realized that whoa, hey, this shit is real and it's going to kill me if i don't take action, would not glorify and make light of my drinking. Like these wastes of flesh glorify themselves. But if I WAS gonna keep it real with a "fierce" username, it would be something like "whodidifucklastnight", "vodkaandsharts", or "aspirationpneumonia".