It was going to be a nice easy day at work... And the fatty we hired last week still isn't here. 45 min in to the day. He's supposed to work at the shop and if I lock up he ain't gonna get anything done.  And then a surprise visitor this morning.... an eat beast with floppy once man tits. "I'm the new salesman, I'm supposed to shadow a tech today?" I'm the only fucking tech here today. I get to ride with a fucking cow in my van all day? FUCKING BULLSHIT.