Thought I would share my disgust of some butter golems at the gym today. So some background: I'm a military wife and I'm surrounded daily by dependapotamuses (fat nasty soul sucking people who marry into the military and live to pop out babies, spend every dime their spouses make, and eat). I go to the gym 5-6 days a week as an escape from daily life and to keep in shape and there is almost always a group of Obeasts grunting through a cardio "workout" there. I ignore most of them but today they got to me.  So I walk into the cardio room and lo and behold there are 2 huge things on a sitting stationary bike (the ones where you basically lie down, not sit up like a normal bike) with a bag of chips each, a soda, a Gatorade (it's so healthy teehee), and Facebook. I was busy putting in my headphones while I walked to my stationary bike and overheard them bragging about how they were working out soooo hard and how they were going to reward themselves with Starbucks later. So I decided to kick in the fat shaming.  I jumped on the bike and easily doubled their pace and proceeded to ride 3 miles while they glared in the mirror. I then jumped off the bike and bragged about how I needed to log 3 miles in my Fitbit.  Later after I was done with my workout, I went to the bathroom and some 300 lb (I'm being generous. She was enormous) charged past me in the doorway and slammed me into the wall. I yelled at her to watch the fuck out and she just yelled she had an emergency. Great.  She grabbed a handful of paper towels and soaked them in the sink and ran into a stall. I then heard her saying very loudly "oh god there's so muuuuuuch sweeeeaaat. I'm gonnnnna chafe! How come thick girls get Chub Rub teehee??"  So there I was. Peeing while this fucking whale shoved wet paper towels into her fucking crotch and then walked out the door without washing her hands. I told the people up front so they could chase her down because that's a health violation from hell.  Anyway I couldn't be the only one gagging on this. You're welcome my fellow fat haters.