Pig Criticizes My Dog I have a Bichon Frise mix that is poofy as can be. Not fat, just a ton of curly fur. I'm also fostering a chihuahua/maltese mix puppy who is obviously  much smaller (3 lbs, while my dog is 10 lbs). Walking them both along the boardwalk when some Seaworld-escapee orca starts making noises I can only assume were a beckoning call to her pod.  Orca: EEIIIIIIIII IS THAT A PUPPY? Me: (no shit the fuck else would it be?) yeah O: omg omg, he is soooo precious. He reminds me of my dog!! my other dog comes up to her as she pets the puppy, probably getting the smell of the pepperoni she has hidden in her purse in case of her sugahhs O: ohh! you're cute too, but not as cute as this one. You're a little tubby. M: (without missing a beat) yeah, just like everything else, they look worse the bigger  they are.  O: (REEEEEEEEEEEE) Excuse me? well some people can't help it you know, and it's not fair to just assu... she said some other shit, but it all pretty much amounted to a huge REEEEEE. 