Actually, this isn't terribly far off from how it all went down. Also, I'm apparently "a stick-thin flat-chested little whore" at 5'5", 135lbs, and a 32B. Like, a thousand pardons for not being a 52H cup (her actual bra size, I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried) butterbarge so overstuffed with human lard I'm damn near going to explode...? If anything I think I could stand to lose five or ten pounds, but I guess by planet standards I'm half of an Olsen twin at best.