Fat privilege is...drinking enough alcohol to kill a bison and living to tell that tale. Conversation I had with a planet... Planet: I went to Applebees last night. My aunt is the bartender there! Me: Okay. Planet: Yeah I had 11 double shot margaritas in like, an hour! Teehee.  Me: how are you not dead? 22 shots of tequila in an hour? Holy ballsack I would be dead. Also, how many fucking calories would that be?