The stump tho... So I had to go in to get some lab work done on my newborn today, and while leaving, we passed by the largest pile of shit I have ever seen in my life. In a scooty puff, EASILY over 500lbs, and I look at her feet, and one is just a rounded off stump. My husband and I made eye contact and I bit the inside of my cheek to keep from laughing before rushing thru the door and letting loose.  When you love food more than walking, or having all of your limbs. “Cutting parts of your body off still counts as weight loss teehee, I should reward myself with a cake as a treat.”