Land whale tries to work for me. Now, as I said before I have no control over who is hired. I saw this moon on legs come in for the interview and knew immediately this wasn't gunna be good. They hired her as a cook.  She came in today at 2. We got her clocked in, set up her paperwork, and gave her her shirt and hat.  I begin training. I cannot get around this bitch to save my life. Every single time I have to say "excuse me." And she has to shuffle all the way to one side or the other of our backline.  At one point blonde 4eyes just looks at her and shouts "CLEAR A PATH" I laughed.  She held out for a grand hour and a half before she went to the restroom and came back saying "my other job is offering me more hours and I think I'm gunna do that instead of working 2 jobs." "Ok. That's fine."  My other girl, K, said "GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!" Blonde 4eyes is 100% convinced that she just realized she wasn't capable of this job. I'm pretty sure it was us constantly telling her to get out of the way. Regardless, we chased off a landwhale.  Best part? I know the owner of her other job. Little pizza place down the street where I waitresses part time for a short while before being promoted here. I plan on asking him what's the deal with lardy mcfatass. Just to confirm.