Apple Picking Fatties The fam and I have been doing fall activities lately and, last weekend, we went apple picking. OMG. Fats all around. Some highlights: -Fatty tried to hit on hubby's younger brother and his reaction being pure gold. -Fatty saw my husband slinging 4 year old's backpack over one arm. Tried that with its' kid's backpack and the cow's arm got stuck. -People ordering 40 Donuts at a time (wtf). -Fats looking jealous that hubby and his brother could run AND throw a football around at the same time. Seriously, the only joy these people have in their lives is food while we shitlords/ladies get to have amazing memories.