The fatties at my gym They're the best motivators. Don't get me wrong, I hate them when they're clogging up the good treadmills to lumber along at a snails pace, but when I'm running and I get sandwiched between them, those are some of my best runs. I usually do 5 miles and shoot for 42 mins, sometimes 4 if my knees aren't feeling so hot. Today I was gonna do just 4 but then I saw how much the fat chick next to me was struggling to keep a 5.4 going. She stopped a couple times to stand on the sides and doubled over like she was dying. After that I decided fuck 4, do the extra mile if for no reason other than to show her up. So I kept chugging along and jamming to my music because I wanted her to see how much a person can enjoy exercise. The even fatter lady on my other side was just moseying along at a 3 and I couldn't stop smiling because even my cool down is faster than that! So fatties at my gym, keep coming and making me look like a speed demon.