I don't get the hamlogic in attaching themselves to her. If she was alive today she would be doing two things: shitlording Tess Monster on Twitter and clawing at the roof of her coffin.  I guess she was preemptively buried with it or something, I just wanted to make the Fight Club reference okay? Edit: She also banged her way onto to the screen. Does anyone think if she weighed 400 lbs that would have happened?