Fat Fuck At Work Thinks He's Better Than Everyone Else So I work in a warehouse for a small company and we hired this fat fucker, Mike because one of our guys left and we're small and needed a new guy. This fat shitsack thinks he's the tits. So today he's an hour later than usual. He comes in first because he milks the fucking time clock. Nothing gets done until I get there because I'm the production manager. I'm almost positive he just doesn't shit at home anymore because he's never around when I get there.  Anyways, lardass strolls in and I say "Hey Mike, if you're going to be later than usual let me know" I don't even care if he's late, I just want to know what to expect so I can plan my day accordingly (Not to mention he missed friday because "He fell running from his car into his apartment in the rain" even though I'm almost certain it was because I was busting his blubberballs all day thursday and he got assblasted over it because our boss was there and Mike wants power, so he kisses ass.) I'm met with a string of "Fuck you, don't fuck with me. I've got so much shit on you, wait until I talk to our boss" But all he's got on me is that I round up my time card generously, like if it's 4:50 I write 5:00 and so on. He does the same shit. He tells me he's got so much shit on me to dangle something over my head so he can feel power. He needs to do all the work, and argue over how its done, I let him fuck up to get him experience and then he calls me lazy. I'm not going to argue and the fat fuck doesn't listen to training, so fuck it. It's not worth my energy. Tomorrow, when my boss comes back, I'm telling him to cut the lard ass cuz I'm tired of his bullshit attitude he comes in with every god damn day. I can't fucking wait. I know it's a smattering of words, its only a semi coherent thought.