Fat lies about diet (big surprise) I'm working with a fat that's about 5' tall and probably 300 pounds.  When people at work discuss food, she always claims that she likes healthy food and that she can't stand chocolate or sugary things.  Today on her break, I caught her eating three king sized candy bars with two sodas to wash them down. Me: "I thought you didn't like chocolate." Pork planet: "I don't.  But I had a craving and I just HAD to have some." Seriously?  How are these creatures deluding themselves into thinking that they actually eat healthy?  That was 1800 calories for a fucking SNACK!