Mall fat anecdotes Hello Comrades!   So I recently went to the mall, a rare event for a poor college student, and goodness was there some fats! Christmas shopping is stressful enough without the landwhales clogging up walking space.  1) I was in Ulta (big makeup store) and it was fairly packed. I hunted down a death fat sales lady with makeup that stopped where her chin and jawline SHOULD be, but clearly  didn't. She pointed in the direction of where I should go for my item, and I took it as she's too busy for a decent answer. But nope not 3 seconds later an even fatter blimp walks up for something and suddenly she has undivided attention. Rude.  2) I was in forever 21(mostly trash clothing store) I spent 10 minutes in there. I swear shitlords I couldn't find anything half my size. A small fat saleslady walked up and asked if I needed help, and because I was caught off gaurd I just blurted out "uhh I think I'm in the plus size section" she said no that section is over there and my response was "shiiiit, if this isn't plus size then I don't want to know what is!" I think I pissed her off as she huffed and walked off.  3) I decided to get my nails done after 4 years, figured a $12 manicure is a decent present to myself :D I sat very close to the pedicure chairs and all was good until Jupiter itself walked in. That poor technician. This fatty's foot was 6 shades darker than her body, the skin was flaky, and I'm pretty sure her overgrown yellow toenails could be classified as a weapon. She also had vericose veins all up and down her calf and foot. I guess I wasn't hiding my horror well because the girl doing my nails leaned in and whispered that she's seen worse. I overtipped just for her troubles.  That was just the fun stuff everything else is just your traditional eye rape.