How was Thanksgiving Dinner? I had a plate of green beans, corn, sweet potatoes (fucking love sweet potatoes), turkey, and a bit of ham. My mother and I shared a piece of pecan pie for dessert.      Family friend's fat daughters? Mashed potatoes drenched in gravy, turkey drenched in gravy, ham drenched in gravy, stuffing drenched in grave, dinner rolls drenc-do you see where I'm going with this? I'm surprised their double-wide slices of pecan pie weren't drenched in gravy too.     I didn't finish my entire plate because it seems like they only ever spoke with food in their mouths and it made my appetite die off. Shame too, I lost a couple pounds over the past week or so just so I could let myself eat more. Did. Not. Happen. I'm just glad they were only physically repulsive and kept their snouts to their phones, otherwise I'm sure shit would've gone downhill fast.