My thoughts exactly. "My husband shoots me with an iPhone 7", no way... you don't say... I'd shoot you with a glock but I'm afraid the bullets would bounce off your fat ass and kill me. Also, nobody is surprised. You weren't all that famous when you were thin and now you're an instagram model, your clients are fat pigs that can't pay you in money so they pay you in Klondike bars and fast food gift certificates.  The only people who look up to you are those who use you as a comparison so they can say "you go girl" to your face while they think "thank god I don't look like that yet..." as they stuff their face and talk about their amazing life while being fused to a couch... what a fucking sad pathetic lump of adipose this thing is