Hams are asshole customers (Obligatory "Sorry for errors, english isn't my first language) This happened earlier today, and I am still deciding whether this incident was hilarious or just fucking disturbing. I work in a bookstore and a lot of my customers are hams. A LOT. It's probably because every second inhabitant here in Austria is overweight and approximately 20% are obese.  Fatties are also usually horrible customers, because they are ALWAYS super rude and lazy as fuck of course, so I have to bring every book to them while they crush the few unstable chairs we have under their tremendous weight. But this one was the absolute fucking worst.  She was easily 50kg overweight, her udder hanging down to her knees, ignorant and rude from the start, and (naturally) smelled like shit. She sat down heavily panting, and demanded I bring her this book and that book, which she just threw aside once she was done flicking through it with her sausage fingers. I've been having a bad day anyway and I was so close to throwing her out, but since selling books is a dying business and she's a potential buyer, I decided to put up with her for a little longer. Some time later I kinda forgot about the ham, as I was having other customers. Just while I was standing at the register, packing up some books, I saw it: That fucking PIG was opening the plastic wrap of a book - with her fucking teeth . I immediatly said "Excuse me??", and after she didn't respond I stormed up to her and asked "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "I am just opening this book!" she squealed, looking at me like just wished death upon her whole (probably ham) family. I told her I would do it for her, and took the book to the register with me (I had to touch it ;-;). I wiped it first of course and proceeded to open it, but apparently not fast enough, since she started to  nag. I told her again, I would open it right away, and when she answered she was doing just that, I lost the little politeness and patience I had left. "First of all customers can't just walk around here, opening every book they want, and secondly, YOU DON'T DO THAT WITH YOUR TEETH, that's just disgusting" I said sharply. She just looked at me in complete shock, and I handed her the fucking book. After that I just returned to work and 5 minutes later she waddled out of the store without saying a word. Or buying one of the 5 books she asked me to open.  I like to think she was ashamed and that's why she just left, but the the more likely explanation is that she was just a rude, fat fuck who has no decency. My (kinda shitlordy) boss later told me he knew her and was close to kicking her out once too. Why are fat people so rude and impatient? My blood is still boiling. How disgusting can a "human" become?  TL;DR: Fatties are, as we all know, disgusting pieces of shit and need to learn some manners.