Tie-dye Tank-ass It's week 3 in my classes already and it has been mostly good. Lunch break is great for people watching and whale watching.  Today, my eye sight was disturbed by the breach of a whale known as tie-dye tank ass. This particular decorated whale seems to only have one shirt. A 6xl tie-dye shirt like something from the 90s. He's a lumbering slug and nearly gasps as he waddles. Wearing an equally huge trench tarp and blown out shoes. Somehow his gut dangles out the bottom of his shirt. How do you not feel that breeze? Are you 9 months in and ready to pop?  Onto next class, to be lectured by a former military guy in his 50s that runs up the stairs at school.