"I'm not eating. It's just a snack."  Had a ham sit next to me in class yesterday.  It had a unicorn lunch-box.  For the entire 1:15 class it ate snacks from said lunch-box while playing some RPG on it's phone and making all of those loud noises fatties usually make.  As it was leaving and I was busy putting away my notes, it asked it's friend "Where do you want to go to eat?" This fucking whale ate more calories in just over an hour than I do all day, then it's going to a restaurant for more fucking shitty food!  And it did all of this despite the professor specifically asking people to not bring in a 3-course "meal" and to put their phones away specifically because of the distraction such behavior causes.