"Just because I'm not a size zero doesn't mean I'm unhealthy!" Fellow Classmate Fat Bitch asked me why I was drinking zero calorie monster, saying how bad it is for you - I didn't feel like justifying my caffeine addiction to a fatty who literally looks like someone fed a bullfrog a dozen donuts, plastered its face with glitter, and stuffed it in a dress. So I said something along the lines of "Eh well, gotta watch my calories you know" and she took immediate PERSONAL offense at this. Like I was fucking attacking her, which I was only doing mentally in the privacy of my own head. "Well some people care more about eating ~healthy~ things like fruit juice or something. Nutrition is more important than just calories you know. Just because I'm not a size zero doesn't mean I'm unhealthy!!"  Really? this shit again? I love (aka hate) how fats use "not a size zero" as code for morbidly obese, like them. Excuse me, in non-extremely vanity sized clothing I'm a size 4. Does that make me morbidly obese? We're not saying that you have to be literally a size zero to be healthy, we're saying you, a size 22 reeel woomyn, are not healthy. The hyperbole they use to justify their perpetual "victimhood" just kills me sometimes... And what's wrong with zero calorie monsters? They're fucking delicious! I didn't ask Ms. Saggy Buttertits for her opinion on my diet.