The Fucking Skinny Mirror. Ok so im sitting here watching fucking Shark Tank with my wife (its her guilty pleasure) and This fucking product comes on. It's a mirror for the "Body Oppressed" that actually makes you look slimmer than you are, because this broad had "body image issues." To my immediate surprise Kevin O'Leary essentially immediately shitlords her (which is funny because he's a mini ham himself) with the exact words that came out of my mouth to my wife. You fats are lying to your selves, and each other, with this wasteful nonsense. It's an objective tool, it tells you the truth in the most direct way, it's why we have a literal AND figurative phrase "Take a long look in the mirror."  It's because its supposed to give you a perspective on reality, and the reality is you're fat and you look awful. Luckly, the other Sharks agreed and gave her NOTHING. Fucking Despicable.