Dear god, you're right.  I mean, she'd feel the string even if... but mirrors... sofuckingfat. I just can't wrap my head around this.  Ugh.  Hey women, can't you just feel it in there directly?  Wouldn't the sting be noticed after urinating at the very least? Never mind, I don't want to know.  I'm going to go inject bleach into my brain and be glad I only have guy problems to deal with.