Hamplanet teacher is forcing me to give a pro-obesity speech.... Unfortunately this semester I signed up for a sociology of health subject at uni... little did I know that this would be a SJW Obeast wankfest where I would hear a thousand justifications for why these 'people' do not give a shit about their lives. Tomorrow I have to give a speech about how 'obesity' is not a real medical condition, but rather a social construct aimed at controlling the transgressions of innocent hamplanets. Obviously, my teacher has a triple BMI... how can I subtly shitlord?