Ham at Starbucks literally plugged up the line I first off have to cleanse myself by saying I'm not a frequenter at Starbucks, I think their coffee looks, smells, tastes and costs the same as jet fuel, and the amount of hipsters & tubblerinas there are through the roof. But my buddies offered to take me (and their iced crap is really good) and I'll be damned if we didn't get stuck behind a group of 2 humans and 2 planets. The two humans were out in seconds, the fucking planets took, I kid you not, 20 minutes. We stood in line for 20 minutes while these obeasts bossed the poor baristas around making their special drinks, and it wasn't a "I'm allergic to *whatever*" special, it was all built around one stipulation. It all had to be fat free. Two of the largest frappuccions each and all fat free, but these obeasts (clearly trying to lose weight) didn't understand that the double Venti suga drinks they were about to mow down had 500 calories each regardless of having no fat. Fat fucks I cannot wait until the Lord Betus gets you. Bonus fatassholery: they got an insane number of caramel pumps, far more than usual and far more than what they paid for. They were using the confusion to basically rob Starbucks.