Had a ham "friend" who joined a running event. This "friend" is probably the biggest person I know. We live in the Philippines so that's a big deal since there's not that much hamplanets here. Anyway, this hammie is a known bully in our class. She'd put people down just so she'd feel better about herself. The only reason we're "friends" is because my best friend is a softie and hammie just sort of pushed herself between us. She is a big hypocrite. Somehow she befriended one of our instructors, and that said instructor was close to the dean so she had two sets of keys to the Dean's office with her. And she very stupidly entrusted hammie with one of the keys, so of course she would sneak inside the Dean's office at night and change her answers on her quizzes. But of course, because of all the fat accumulated on her brain she still failed several classes, so since she's bitter, she'd report classmates who she sees are cheating on our other classmates even though she's cheating too! Anyhow that's not the story here. Hammie has a brother who organizes city events so she has tickets to a "zombie run event". She invited us to it so my best friend and I agreed. I was all excited for it, but the excitement was short lived. Hammie was the biggest person there, so of course she couldn't  run. That was fucking stupid of me not to see that. She invited us so she could have someone to accompany her at the veeeery back of the race. We were literally the last people on the race. The van following the runners were keeping up to a slow crawl following us and was honking the horn so much. So it just decided to park on the sidewalk. It was so very embarrassing. She didn't even look sorry. I have lots of stories of her. I'm also gonna add that she called me anorexic before, she also thinks she's hot as fuck and she's very proud of her tits .. Yuck 😠 I might add pictures of her but someone might recognize me.  Sorry for the bad English BTW..