Man, i work with a deathfat that thinks hes an athlete because he played football in highschool.  Hes all about jerseys and talking about sports, but his cascading pile of chins completely obscures his neck.  Sports are stupid, obeasts that think theyre athletes because they were on a sportsball team when they were kids just make me want to fucking puke.  This fuck could lose 80 lbs and still be obese, but thinks hes some sort of impressive physical specimen.