Fatty stole and ate some of a homeless dudes food. I work in an emergency department in a smallish town. A young thin guy came into the emergency room late at night for complaints which were basically him being dehydrated and exhausted. He was a really nice guy and it came out he was recently released from prison, missed his bus home, and walked miles and miles for 2 days attempting to get home. It was also found he was currently homeless.  We called the state police to get a hotel room voucher for a night and since our cafeteria is closed late at nights we got a bag and filled it with a bunch of chips and things we have in our emergency department for people who come in at late hours. We called him a taxi to get to the hotel and let him sit in the waiting room for it. This is where fatty comes in.  She herself has come into the ED herself so I know she is 30. She has already eaten herself into a wheel chair. Her smell is something that can be described as an infected belly button and you can smell it down the hall. Her hands and feel are covered in dirt. Actual dirt as if you had walked through a garden. Her nails are black and she is all around dirty. She was in the waiting room while one of her family members were in being treated. So homeless guy sets his his food in the waiting room and comes to ask to retrieve his little pre-paid flip phone he accidentally left in his room. He finds it so we walk him back out to the waiting room and oh my god you guys. The Lard On Wheels rolled herself over and was digging through his food bag, already shoveling some Nutter Butters from his bag, breathing heavily. Holy. Shit. She knew they were his too, she was there when he went into the waiting room with the bag. We were dumbfounded. One of the more vocal nurses asked her "What the hell are you doing!?" She threatened to call the cops for stealing while the fatty huff, puffed, and  wheeled herself out. The fatty was mush-mouthing something about being stingy jiggling her arms in the air on the way out. The homeless dude stayed silent during the whole thing, with his jaw absolutely dropped. Hey on the plus side, maybe she'll stop coming in for migraines and stinkin' the place up.