I think my bird is a shitlord. So I'm home for the holidays and one of the best parts of being home is that I get to play with my old cockatiel Spear. Every time I come home, my dad and my stepmom both remark about how I'm the only one that he'll let handle him. I've been living out of town for almost 6 years now. You'd think that in all that time that my dad has been taking care of this bird that he would start to warm up to the old man. But I think I figured out why Spear doesn't like my parents. Both of them are fucking fat. The old man is around 5'8" and weighs around 225. The stepmom is right behind him. Spear won't let either of them near him. But as soon as I walk out to his cage, he starts whistling and wanting me to play with him. I wish I had some non hams on this side of my family so that I could experiment on my theory, but I think it holds water. What do y'all think? Oh and before anyone asks, here's a picture of the little shitlord.