It really beggars belief. I'm all for decadent treats - all you need is moderation! - but some of these are just... mind-bending. Seriously, take that apart and, if made properly, you could have: a nice pizza bread, a potentially tasty burger, and some kind of breaded chicken (which I personally love, fast and easy to make, I like to add parsley and garlic to the breadcrumbs). All of these elements can be enjoyable on their own! But no, just pile them up into an ungodly mess of slop. Nope, not for me.