Fat neighbors. Triggered my hambeast neighbor yesterday by simply existing. The kids are out for summer so I've been outside alot just playing with my kids. I was teaching my kids to jump rope, we use a weighted fitness rope and were jumping in front of our house. The neighbor ( age 24) is a huge creature who has a toddler, I think the kid is like 4 or something, comes out and see us jumping. The little girl ( who I never see playing outside) ask her mother excitedly , " what's that they doing? what is that mommy? that looks like fun! WHAT IS IT?! Can we do that?"  I turn to her to say sure but the mom tells her to be quiet, shoots me a dirty look and loads her in the car saying, "we'll play later." They drive by, and since I'm "neighborly" I wave, but she doesn't return the gesture. They leave and that was it.  The sad thing is that they have lived there for years and we've never interacted with her and her kid. My little girl always ask to play with her daughter but hambeast doesn't let her daughter come out to play. Later I mowed my lawn ( wearing a 12 lbs weighted vest) using my old fashioned push mower, and another ham that lives directly across from me sees this. She promptly goes in the house, like she's somehow offended by me.  Good, I didn't want to see your giant fat ass doing yard work either, you stinky fatty.