Fattykiller chronicles 1:the excusening. (and pictures!) Alright so some of you caught my post this morning, I get to live rent free until the end of august in exchange for making fatty closer to human. Now as mentioned we work together (hence making him get on the shipping scale at work), his family and friends are on my side. His father also gave me his number and said any hitch in the plan give him a call asap. Well since I posted this morning, I have already had to call it in. Now while we technically don't start until june 1st, I get to start moving my stuff in on my day off monday which is great, However fatty boom boom is supposed to start clearing out junk food, cleaning up the dust etc, focus on quitting smoking (yes. pack a day.), and generally prepping for whats to come. Cue the early excuses starting, they are as follows: well as you know I have to make my house payment on the first so it will be a bit hard to invest in workout clothes, gym membership, a new pantry of healthy food, proper running shoes (that special foot arch and all), and of course the gyms around here have horrid hours compared to our work schedule and we would have to drive nearly 30 minutes to the closest 24 hour one every day. (the last thing is the only thing with the barest shred of validity to it, since everything closes around 7 here and thats when we get off work if not 8 oclock., and on the weekend it also opens when we have to be there.) So sensing this will be a shit show if i try and handle it on my own, I made the call. I listed the excuses, and the response i got was that's it? that's the best he can come up with? He's even being lazy about reasons to be lazy, I will take care of this for you monday when he is helping you move in. (On a sidenote, his father is a rather nice yet terrifying israeli trained middle easterner. I have a flicker of hope now) As promised I was able to get two pictures from him as apparently he doesnt take pictures anymore, the first I made him retake with shirt tucked in since the cut of shirts he wears does from the front slim him down when worn loose. the second picture is one of the only surviving ones of him from earlier, its apparently about a year and a half after he stopped working out (but before he went full lardbeast with his eating habits.) and was taken about 2.5 years ago and he weighs around 230 in it. its not much but notice everything from his expression, to the circles around his eyes and how everything in the face seems to sag a bit in comparison. fatty boom boom. https://sli.mg/EsrW9g  and once almost a human. https://sli.mg/eHuRFX