Is there NOWHERE they won't eat? My wife and I are planning a child. I'm in a fertility clinic waiting room right now.  This fat fuck is here with his relatively normal wife. He came huffing and puffing out of the back room, where I imagine he worked up a healthy appetite donating sperm.  He came back out to the waiting room and joined his wife for what I can only describe as Sunday brunch. They're all spread out, take-out containers everywhere, dumping creamers into coffees... I am stare-shitlording them. The woman saw my judgmental glare from across the room and shook her head when her hogsband offered a bite of breakfast burrito. I turned my glare on him next. He raised the burrito to his lips and we met eyes. He paused for a second, and then deep-throated it anyway. As of now, they have won. I changed seats in disgust. I can't bear to look at those two pigs in an ordinary, non-sexual situation - I wish them luck with their mating.