Mexican Obeast Slaps My Fox Tail and Didn't Apologize So I was in a crowded mall with orange fox ears and tail on and I was talking with a friend until this wheezing Mexican obeast passes me from behind and smacks my tail with his left sweaty palm. I looked at him in disgust and he just kept going and didn't applique and he was so fat, his left arm tilted at an angle despite leaning against its body. I looked at my tail to see it has his sweat, grease, and a few crumbs on it and I was livid that I had to go to the restroom to clean my tail with a towel with soap and water to get the stain off before using my comb to get the remnants of the dirt out before air drying my tail with one of those built-in wall blowers. Sure my tail looks good as new again but goddamn these obeasts just keep waddling and hitting things around them! The Mexican obeasts in Texas are HUGE! The average Mexican obeast wears what I estimate to be a size 50. These butterbeasts invade personal spaces!