You know, sometimes I think to myself - I wonder how much money I could make off of these fats just by claiming to have done this crap and then selling whatever "miracle" I used? Just drink a ton of water to make my stomach bulge along with some of the other usual fake before/after picture techniques and then get to work making money. What could that stupid plastic/magnet ring thing cost? $1? Sell it for 20? The markups have got to be fantastic.