Fat people waddle. Eyebleach included. So about 2 months ago we got 2 puppies https://imgoat.com/uploads/f14e45fcee/6889.jpg https://imgoat.com/uploads/f14e45fcee/6888.jpg And anyone with puppies knows that they are ALWAYS under your feet. So in order to not step on them, I've had to sort of shuffle my legs when I walk and keep my legs wide apart. From doing this for so long, I've noticed my hips are now starting to hurt me from walking at such an unnatural gait. I can't even imagine the pain if you added an additional 300+ pounds of lard on top of it.