Landwhale "auntie" nearly killed my baby cousin. (NSFL) It all started one early afternoon in November last year. For introductions sake I'll give you some description of "auntie" mcbeetus. Mean, moody, entitled, selfish, lazy, and just an all round horrible person to be around topped with the inevitable beetus legs that are common in many of these grotesque specimens, you'd of thought it won't get any worse than that. But it does. Believe me. My "auntie". My selfish, greedy, shitstain of an Auntie- -couldn't wipe her own arse. It had all happened so suddenly. I was away at college when my older cousin "Sally" had been round aunt mcbeetus's place for a visit. Sally had been in the kitchen when she started hearing grunts of struggling and disdain coming from the downstairs bathroom. She pulled open the door to see aunt mcbeetus standing there, and, I shit you not (ha geddit?) there was SHIT.  There was SHIT all over the FLOOR. Caught in the race of hurdling herself into the bathroom before she shit herself, aunt mcbeetus had completely missed the bog bowl and shat all over the floor, right then and there. She'd tried wiping her arse but she was too fat to reach round so she'd set herself up to the task of picking her own shit of the floor via tissue plucked between her fingers and heaving it into the bowl that way. Upon seeing such a morbid site before her, my cousin Sally had run off to get a dustpan and brush from the cupboard along with any other cleaning supplies the house had to offer, (which in all honesty was probably very few) but upon returning, aunt mcbeetus had shuffled off to the living room (arse crack still caked in shit no doubt) were my little cousin was laying her crib. If walking in on a fatty shitting themselves and flinging it into the toilet isn't bad enough, my cousin Sally had wandered onto the living room to see the same fat ass hunched over her daughters crib. Auntie mcbeetus, using the same shit stained fingers that she'd used to fish poo off the floor, was now with my baby cousin, putting those same fingers into my cousin's mouth so that she would suckle on them. This made my poor cousin seriously ill, and she had to be kept in hospital for a few weeks, thankfully she got better before her first birthday and she was allowed to be taken home. Sally never went round that house again. NEVER let a fatty near kids. They can't care for themselves, so they'll never give a damn about a child.