Girlfriends eatbeast roommate update 1 Backstory So today was their first roommate meeting to discuss new roommate things. As I have been fixing a few things in the apartment, cleaning up from the previous tenants, etc, I was part of the discussion. There were a few things about the behemoth, which made me want to push-kick her out of her lease: 1) This thing was wearing tights and a skirt, and sat in the only chair that had been moved in so far. In fact, she got home half an hour before the meeting was scheduled for, grabbed a snack, and sat there, to ensure that she had the seat for the meeting. Everyone else chose to sit on the floor. I stood. She tried to sit in an "elegant" manner, with legs crossed. It ended up looking more like a cartoon elephant trying to pirouette. 2) Because of how wide this gelatinous blob is, the tights didn't exactly reach all the way down to her ankles. We got to see an inch and a half (4 cm) of leg hair growth. This beast hasn't been able to shave its legs in at least 2 months. 3) Most people, when moving in with roommates say something along the lines of "hey, I don't mind if you grab an egg or a couple slices of bread, but please replace it reasonably soon afterwards" or "I don't mind sharing food, just ask me first" or similar. Usually borrowing a slice of cheese or bit of oil is no big deal, and people talk that over to make sure it is reasonable. Not this behemoth. Due to her cuntdishuns, she needs her food supply. She stated flat out "DO NOT EAT MY FOOD" and then said how mad she would be if she went for a snack and it wasn't there. 4) After the meeting, I mentioned I would be doing a gig in the fraternity row area of town to make a few bucks. This thing described how she makes money at parties. "I just yell out that I am going on a beer run, ask if anyone wants anything, then don't go. They're all so drunk, they forget they gave me money for the stuff, and pay me back for it when I get back"........This thing is literally talking about stealing via deception from people, as though it was absolutely normal. I wanted to scream right then and there. This is it for now, only half an hour of interaction today, and already this.