That hair help cover the tats too.  You can tell how much money she has by where the tat artist stopped inking.  You can also tell about her judgement in that she had other tats started before completing the ones she already had.    Trashy and fat, like /u/EarlPoncho said.  It's like picking up a book with supermodels on the cover, and finding it's actually about Truck Nutz.