My ham brother is a freaking moron. So today was a rather exciting day for me. I was at the weight room, working out, and managed to shatter my previous record of benching 135lbs to benching 150lbs (for reference I'm 147lbs, 5'10, and 15). I come home, and at dinner I happily tell my family what I did, cause I was pretty proud of myself. Enter my ham brother, at least 200lbs and 6'1, he's 18 and a massive pussy. He hears me talking, and in typical ham fashion just NEEDS to talk about himself. So, he does what hams do best and talks about his own achievements. Keep in mind, my brother is the kind of person to exaggerate his accomplishments, but today he said something so mind numbingly dumb it made me physically cringe. "I can do 20 pushups and I weigh about 180 (Ha!), so I must be able to do 20 reps at 180!" I then told him that's not how it works at all and he had the audacity to yell at me and call me an idiot. Oh well, rant over.