All those flavors and you fatties choose to be salty... Sure it[the salt] seeps from your pores as if it were your third tub of mayo on that triple deluxe butter biscuit burger you just ordered, but don't be mad at us because you've continued to lie to yourselves and destroy your bodies and lives. We're not to blame. You are. You fat sacks of downvoating shit. Take some responsibility for your poor life choices.