Fat rude Aunt calls me names because I am skinny - Thank you FPH Story time: This happened to me years ago before I even knew FPH existed or even knew fat shaming was a thing. I am very passive/ unconfrontational by nature, and this still haunts me till today.  I went on a trip with my boyfriend of 3 years and his mom's side of the family to FL. Now the entire family is full of obeasts due to their unhealthy eating habits (thank god for bf growing up with his dad) but I am already there so I tried to look on the bright side of things.  The first time I met the lard-bag Aunt I disliked her. Weighting at 200+ pounds, she was loud, rude and obnoxious in every way. Wearing a sleeve less dress that was way too tight which caused all of the rolls to bunch and her arm to flap, she acted like she was the hottest shit around.  First, she was showing off all of the bags/shoes that she got. Lard-bag was shoving them in our faces and continuous pointing out they are "brand" name and super expensive. For all of your shitladies out there, coach bags and sam edelman shoes. I looked at my own leboy bag and manolo blahnik shoes and did not make any comments about her ghetto/leopard printed fashion sense.  She then proceed to ramble about her "fancy" lifestyle, golfing, shopping, country club etc etc etc. She also talked about her diet plans and how she is eating super healthy but she is not losing any weight. LOL I was just watching her shoving cookies down her pie hole faster than I can count them.  Then I had the misfortune of sitting next to her in the car. This is the first time I have spoken with her, and she started by telling me sex jokes. Before we get too far, I want to point out I came from a conservative up bringing. I didn't start dating until I was 21. So you can imagine the extreme discomfort of that conversation. Seeing I wasn't interested in the jokes, she next tried to ask me about my sex life with my bf. Which I promptly declined to discusses. You think she caught the hint? Oh NOOOO, she then venture to guess about his private part's size, if it is working for me, and if I am liking it. At this point I am completely disgusted with her, thinking about punching her in the face. I imagine she is so interested in mine because she is not getting any. Anyone wanting to tap that better have the size of a light pole.  You think that is the worst from this ham? WRONG. After informing her my boyfriend and I are dating mainly due to our love for STEM, decided to overwhelm her tiny brain with science facts, she quickly loses interest in the subject and decided attacking my weight would be the next best thing. I am 5'5 and 115 lbs, always on the smaller side; she on the other hand looks like she ate two of me for dinner. While patting her jiggly belly, she proceeded to say. " you are so lucky that you are dating [bf's name], or I would look at you and say, what is that skinny-ass bitch doing here."  Ladies and gents, after that incident I have not spoken with that sides of the family for over 1 year now and they are definitely banned from the wedding or anything events that involving me and them in the same sentence.  I have found FPH, and have been taking active steps to discuss my diet, working, eating plans loudly as possible in front of all of my balloon-shaped co-workers. Thanks FPH!!!