Hahahaha. No shit. I LOVE the holidays because I eat like a normal civilized human the rest of the year, I  1965   can go wild on Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners and parties. I will eat like a gluttonous king in front of all the fats in the office or relatives houses.  I make shitlordy snide comments, "Man, I ate so much, I probably gained three inches in my waist."  Or "Damn, I feel bloated as dead whale on the beach".  Sometimes they will ask me how I don't gain weight. I tell them it's because these are the only time I eat like this. Which they know is true because these are people I see regularly enough through the year, that they know my eating habits. It is so funny to be able to out eat the fats and rub it in their noses that I don't allow it to do me what it does to them. I do gain maybe 5-7 pounds doing this, but it's gone by January 7.