When skinnies get sick, they die  You like all those skinny people with Type 2 Diabetes, heart disease, cholesterol...  When a skinny gets in a car wreck, they puncture their spleen or shatter their liver or fracture their kidneys  When a fatty gets in a car wreck, they get lodged in their seat, unable to be removed from the vehicle without melting out the door frame.  When a skinny gets stabbed multiple times, the blade goes right through them.  Skinnys don't get stabbed because they can move quickly enough to dodge the blade. Your move, fatties. Oh wait you don't move