Things my ex girlfriend said as she transformed into a whale My fit girlfriend slowly turned into my fat fuck ex girlfriend. Here are some of her fat fuck quotes - When I suggested we exercise together: It's like you're my trainer and not my boyfriend I have a headache  I'd rather read a book I would love to ride bikes. I'm not sure how that would work with my knees, though. I had a bad day at work, can we do it another time? Regarding food: Creamer (for coffee) doesn't have THAT many calories. (after pouring in probably 1/2 cup of that trans-fat filled shit) If I order appetizers, will you eat them with me? (I almost always said no thanks, and she'd get them anyway) I don't even eat as much as you do. (she fucking ate WAY more than I do, stupid fat cunt) When she, 5'4, weighed more than me, 6'0, I cut it off. I made it clear that her fat was a factor. She has since gotten fatter, from what I can see on FB. TL:DR; if your girlfriend starts making excuses, BAIL IMMEDIATELY, don't wait for her to become a landwhale.