I worked at a gym daycare, kids shitlord so sweetly. There was a planet with a largefat boyfried who brought their already severely obese 2 year old.  (Gave up after a few weeks of bobbing around the pool, of course.) This SWEETHEART six year old named Chase has been running up to me giving me hugs all day saying "oh I'm in such a huggy mood!", helping out with his little brother, playing nicely with all the kids. Deep inside, he is just a golden, happy, kindhearted young human being. He had his arms around my legs and I was holding an infant when she came in with her daughter.  Chase looks up and me and yells, "WOW! What a BIG belly!"  She looks at him and then me and I just bounced the baby and pretended not to hear.  After I was done signing her kid in I put the baby down to give HIM a hug. She would have expected me to say something to him, but no child should receive punishment for making a 100% neutral observation.  He wasn't even trying to shitlord, he was just describing what was before his own eyes.