How can anyone be so lazy as this? At the grocery store with my toddler. As we left and got to the car a ham in a tiny car comes pulling up, slaps on the turn signal, and is now waiting for me. Now, I am in no way trying to say that I've never circled a couple times looking for a good spot. But this was a little premature. First of all, we were at Sams Club, so there are no bags. All groceries are put in the car one by one. Then I have to return the cart. Then I have to put my kid in the car. Then I have to ask which toy will make him happy on the way home, since daylight savings is fucking with nap time he is out of his mind at this point. He doesn't really talk yet, so it's all...this one? This one? Until he says yes. The ham is still sitting and waiting. Meanwhile the whole time there is a spot 3 spaces away!! That means that for the sake of walking 15 FUCKING FEET I had to have Jabba the Hut licking his lips and staring at my spot like its a Klatooine paddy frog the whole time. It was so uncomfortable.