A car cut me off this morning, guess who was driving... .. a lardbarge!  Driving a piece of shit beat up sedan that was hanging 3 inches lower on the drivers side. I pulled alongside the car and there it was crammed into the driver's seat, a 450lb whale equipped with a jiggling frog neck, elbow fupas, and a belly that was smashed against the steering wheel.  It looked miserable and flipped me the bird  I guess because I honked at it when it merged into my lane with no blinker and nearly caused an accident.  Was it too fat to reach the blinker?  Or just stupid?