I broke a fat's leg I was on a three day seminar and attended several courses there for teacher training. One course was about games for pupils getting to know each other at the start of the school year. And since the games are for children it involves a lot of running around. So for one game a few had to catch the other participants and I was one of several being chased. And of course someone was trying to catch me, I ran away, they tried to grab me, so in a full run I jumped to escape. Insert exhibit A, Miss butter huffer herself. She walked right into my path and considering that I was mid-flight I was unable to change my trajectory. A healthy and normal adult would have been able to jump out of the way, she just stared at me. Inevitably I crashed into her, full speed. Insert exhibit B, the wall of chairs we had built to make room for running around. It flew apart after she launched into it like a cannon ball. No resistance whatsoever on her part, which is quite impressive considering that her mass alone should have absorbed a lot of force. I pulled her out of the chairs and she sat down and started crying. I'm not known for my empathy but since there are certain social expectations I just told her "Sorry, that was not my intention." and went on being chased. Well, turns out that little fall broke one of her legs. Which surprised me I've taken harder falls biking and came out unscathed. Since we have socialized medicine her, she just went to the doctor, got a brace on her leg and as far as I can tell it healed up. Since then she has been avoiding me.