Fat roommate claims to be going on keto, second protein bar binge ensues Until three hours ago, I had never heard of the keto diet. A high fat, high protein, low carb diet - I mean, in principle, it seems sound, but hammate seems to be missing the point of the whole bloody thing. A second haul of protein bars is what he interprets as dieting. Three boxes, 36 bars, a total of 8,280 calories. Naturally, hammate polishes off an entire box. Hammate blabbers on about how herds of eatbeasts have shed hundreds of pounds on keto.  Jesus.  Oh Yeah! Almond Bliss? More like Oh Yeah! Bathroom terrorist.  I hate my life so much right now. Pray for me.