Rudolph The Shitlord Reindeer You know donut-munching Dasher and Dancer,  and pudding-slurping Prancer and Vixen cookie- crunching Comet and Cupid and,  Domino's-chomping Donner and Blitzen But do you recall The most shitlordy reindeer of all? Rudolph the shitlord reindeer,  was ripped as fuck and had a shiny nose, And if you ever saw it, It made his flex poses glow! All of the other Reindeer, used to laugh and call him names, As did shitlord Rudolph, Since he beat their fatasses at all and any reindeer games! Then one foggy Christmas eve, Santa came to say, Rudolph with your strong physique and nose so bright, Pick up the slack and drive my sleigh tonight! Then how the reindeer hated him, always as ever salty, Rudolph the shitlord reindeer, watched heart attacks make them history, like Columbus! Happy Holidays shitlords and ladies!