How to ruin a movie in a nearly empty theater. Step 1: Be a pod of deathfats. (There were three.) Step 2: Bring your own loud and smelly snacks, e.g. bags of chips), and rustle and crunch your way through two hours.  Step 3: In between shoveling Beetus into your maw, ask stupid questions about the movie, or make asinine comments, e.g., "Who is that guy with the pointy ears?" (The movie was Star Trek:Beyond.) Step 4: Halfway through the movie, make sure the smell of your FUPA cheese wafts toward every single theater goer, including the shitlady out on date night with her husband.  Side note: Deathfats, including a former female, kept glancing over at me during the previews. I stroked my collarbones and stretched out my legs (I was wearing a skirt.) Subtle shitlording.