Another Kitchen Fat I work in a small, tight kitchen. Recently a what I would call small fat (overweight but not obese) started working in my station. I do dish, so I am stuck with this fat in a small, damp, steamy, slippery station. It thinks it is strong and smart, a 'survivalist' fat that thinks the zombie apocalypse would be cool. He is on a no carb diet and talks about how he spends all his money on food.  He is slow, always in the way, unable to organize and unwilling to do things properly. He talks too much and too stupidly.  He does not have the observation skills of an infant and often causes spills while doing things wrong. Always wants to leave early while complaining about being broke. I am also quite sure that when I have my back to him he stares at my ass. I always send him home as soon  as I can. I and many others have said it before and will say it again,  fats do not belong in kitchens. Fats suck, water is wet, and now I have to go back to working with it. Ugh.