Scootypuffs and Safety Restraints Hey y’all, long time lurker but decided to make this account to share some stories from work. A bit of background about me: I currently work in a theme park, hence the name, and like most places, there are quite a few hams that flock there. In the weeks that I have worked there, I have witnessed a few instances of fats showing those amazing personalities that FAs claim to have.  Like many locations, the park has motorized scooters that people can rent. However, I have only seen one human on a motorized scooter, and it was due to having a foot/leg injury (she had on a giant boot). Other than that it’s hams, chugging slurpees or sodas (diet ofc so it cancels out their fried donuts). All of the elderly people that I have seen at the park walk around, and tend to be able to keep up with their grandkids fairly well. I hope that any of them would be able to get a scooter if they needed it (when you’re that old you’ve earned it) but sadly, I doubt that there were any left.  When I was working one of the coasters, a ham forced her kid on the ride despite the poor kid being in tears, saying that he didn’t want to go on. (The park has a policy that if a kid meets the height requirement the parent has the final say on if they ride or not). I was unaware of the policy at the time and spent a few minutes delaying the ride until the ham decided to let her kid get off of the ride. Imagine being so cruel that you try to force your scared crying child into doing the very thing that terrifies them. Fats truly care about nobody but themselves.  Another story involving safety restraints. We have a coaster that has an over the shoulder safety restraint, plus a seatbelt. The shoulder restraint must click twice and the belt must be closed. The seats for this ride are fairly large, since I have seen kids sit criss-cross on it while waiting for a ride operator to give them instructions. There was another ham mother that was so huge that the belt couldn’t be closed, despite myself and the other operator trying to close it while she held up her fupa. Luckily for her son, he was still able to go on the ride due to a special policy for the coaster. Since many younger kids want to ride it, a ride operator is allowed to ride with a kid (with their guardian’s permission) if needed. I ended up going with the kid, who was super pumped to be able to ride, but I know that his mom would definitely impact how many other rides he could go on during the day.  Also, shoutout to the pregnant shitlady that was at the park the other day. She was still able to keep up with her other kids (toddler/elementary school age) when they were going throughout the section of the park I was positioned in.  Tl,dr; i work as a ride operator at a theme park and get to see how fatties negatively impact everyone around them