Rude and stupid fat on the bus I take the bus to work every morning and I like to sit in the front. Front, because everyone gets off at my stop and is so slow to walk down the narrow footpath that I try to be the first in line. There's a double seat so I usually sit with someone. Anyway, this morning I get on the bus and there's this obese woman on one of the double seats, sitting with her bag on the other seat (of course).  I ask her to scoot over, she ignores me and pretends to look out the window,  she definitely saw me. I ask her again (I really want that seat) and she rips out her headphone an shouts "WHAT?". I politely repeat my request and the fat looks at me in disgust, gets up and lumbers to the other end of the bus, giving up both seats for me. If there was less fat clogging her brain maybe she would have realised I wasn't asking her to leave but just to let me sit on the other seat...oh well, all the better for me!