So, I went to a little burlesque boutique today. . . . . .and saw a woham leave a dressing room looking frustrated.  It was about 5'7" and 250 lbs (it was talking to the cashier about where the plus size corsets are, and they got to talking about weightloss).  Curious, I entered the dressing room it used and saw a large pile of fabric and strings on the floor (of course fats don't pick up after themselves).  I picked it up and wrapped it around myself TWICE, with about 3" of extra fabric.  Holy fuck.  Edit:  forgot to add that the corset was XL with strings opened 4" in the back. It must've figured the corset was definitely not going to fit and just dropped it. No pic because the decor would be easily identified by anyone who has been there.  With it being a burlesque shop, tumblr hams love to go there and would likely recognize it.