No words. So my part time is in the hotel business as front desk agent. I also live in the south so I've learned to put a face on when super hams come in from the boondocks. Today, I had a planet couple come in. The husband was patient and calm. His livestock was a mess. She saw our snack bar and giggled. I was like WTF and couldn't hide my disgust after that. I am also training and she's not doing very well... I don't think she's working in customer service but anyway- this ham starts confusing her by throwing out possible businesses to get herself a discount. I was busy checking in a lady and just heard "teacher" so I thought, alright give them something. She gets $20 off and scoffs saying "oh well, it's something" I leer at her and go back to giving them a key card. Later I learned that she wasn't a teacher, but a student and just rambled on so much and threw company employee cards all over the place causing miscommunication. Which pissed me off cuz now I gotta correct everything I told new girl out loud. There is no reason she should've gotten a discount.  Minutes later I get abother ham checking in. She's pissed she didn't get a handicap room but she did it throught Expedia and they didn't have any notes of it and we don't have one available anyway. 1st ham comes back screaming about where the nearest ABC store is. Goddamn lady, get your shit together