Sick of hamplanet erotic romance heroines Hamplanets need to stop writing erotic romance, or at least disclose that the heroine is a ham of some variety. Seriously, I love erotic novels, but nothing kills it than hearing about a hot, muscular, tattooed guy with a six pack boning a "soft" woman. Ew. We know that's code for flabby, untoned body. Just once I'd like to read an erotic romance with a hot, muscular, tattooed guy with a six pack having awesomely athletic sex with a hot, muscular, tattooed shitlady.