How fat is Tess Holiday, REALLY? Every bio and every magazine/website article I've ever read says she's 5'4", 250 pounds. Now... I'm really bad at judging how heavy someone is based purely on looks, but I've found a bunch of before/after photos like this and this where the 'before' was supposedly 250 pounds. She's fucking MASSIVE compared to those. Absolutely huge. What'd'ya think? Because I'm guessing somewhere in the late 300s.