Today it happened, I met a deahfat in 'his' house [LONG] Non native, bear with me <Background> As A student job I visit people at their home and help with their computer troubles. Basically, I get a call, hop on my bike and cycle over there and help them out with whatever is needed (from virus removal to modem installation). Usually it's stay-at-home moms who can't connect to facebook, grannies who's mail got fucked up or dads with kids who broke their pc because they needed that shady minecraft mod (Please parents, don't give your kids admin permissions) </Background> Not today,,,, I parked my bike, and saw a handicap ramp. No biggie, I help a lot of handicapped people. Rang the doorbell, saw the scootypuff in the hallway, still was ignorant. You know the handicapped need to get to the supermarket as well. Boy was I wrong. Roughly 5 minutes later the door opens. This wheezing monster of a what's supposed to be a human being stands there in the doorway. It has to be at least 300 lbs. It waves me to come in because it clearly can't talk from the walk from the fridge to the front door. Anyway, he tells me his computer won't start his game anymore (MapleStory, didn't even know that still was around). PC is in a seperate room at the ground level, I walk in, and what do I see? A seperate fridge, empty bags of chips and sugery bullcrap, empty energy drink cans everywhere. It explains it lives at its parents house (older than me, at least 35, but hard to tell with fatsos) and getting drinks from the kitchen was too troublesome, so he bought his own fridge. Anyway, while I'm busy cleaning his pc (the amount of ad spy and scare ware was too damd high) it asked if I want a coke. I tell him I don't drink coke but would love a glass of water. It looks like it thinks for a seconds and responds: it doesn't have water.  WTF! We have the cleanest tap water in entire Europe and you claim you don't have water? I tell it tap water is fine, looks at me funny for some seconds, waddles to the kitchen to return me a glass of tap water while telling me they invented soft drinks for a reason. I decide to stay silent (still my job), drink my water en clean his pc. The entire time (at least 1 hour, could be more) it tries to give me chips, cookies and what not. It just sits on the couch watching some bullcrap tv show. When I'm done, he thanks me but reminds me "I should eat more". It's my job and I need to stay nice, so I don't say anything and just hop on my bike. I don't fucking need your high sugar 'stroopwafels' , but please keep eating them yourself TL,DR: Fat cunt doesn't know tap water is for drinking,