One little ham went to market! No pic, but I have a fun story. I was at the supermarket today, in the produce section grabbing some basil and tomatoes (for caprese sandwiches!) When I saw an advancing pair of ham. I was surprised to see it in the produce section - Could it be lost?, I wondered. They waddled to the pre-made salads in a bag, and grabbed two sacks of Cesar salad (~700 calories per sack). As they waddled past me, I saw their cart: Six packages of wheat thins, four of the new "thin" oreos, the largest tub of ranch dressing I've ever seen, and a good twenty chocolate bars and other assorted snacks. They were taking about how they'll have the salads for lunch and and ENTIRE BOX OF FUCKING OREOS FOR DESSERT. Hams, please stay out of the good food section if you're going to use it as an excuse to gorge yourselves.