Account Deleted By User So, after I got off work this morning I went to Hyvee to get a few groceries.  Nothing much, was planning on being in and out in under fifteen minutes so I could walk my dog and go to sleep. When I went to check out, there was only one aisle open (this was like 6:45am).  There was a fat shit checking, and a fatter shit being checked.  I was a little surprised that the fatter shit only had 2 items.  Of course, those 2 items were a fucking soda and a tub of ice cream. You would think that with only two items, which were already rung up when I got there, it wouldn't take long for him to pay and be gone, right? Well, see, he had coupons.  And he was insisting on applying all three of them.  The balance was already down to $2.45, and the fat shit was complaining that the other fat shit wouldn't apply a second $1.30 coupon to the ice cream which had already been discounted. Finally another employee came and I paid on another aisle.  I told fatty-McBitchtits "You enjoy that ice cream now," when his fat shit checker finally figured out how to override the computer. I had a full basket which will last me through the week and it took me less time to pay for it than it took Mr. McBitchtits to pay for a single sugar fix.