I know a woman, who is absolutely planetary, that swears she gets UTIs from toilet paper. She drinks apple cider vinegar mixed in water all day long because she thinks it will make the bladder infections go away. One time she was telling me that now she doesn't even wipe anymore, she just drip dries, to avoid the toilet paper UTIs. No surprise, she still gets them! Duh, it's not the toilet paper it's that enormous gunt hanging in front of the urethra trapping bacteria all in there!