The Unsung Tragedy of the Mini Moon. I went to a convience store and saw a man who was as wide as he was tall.   Seconds later I heard the high pitched sound of girl no older than three.  I noticed her slender figure that is normal for children of that age.  I had a glimmer of hope that maybe she could be an exception to the family status quo.  But she turned around and I noticed that her chin was beginning to form a twin.  The fate of this innocent child has been sealed.  She would grow to a grotesque being who will state "I have been fat all my life."  This is the Unsung Tragedy of the Mini Moon.