Dinner with a fat friend So my partner and I decided to go out for dinner and I told him to invite whoever he wanted. He invites his one fat friend because he recently broke up with his girlfriend of 4-5 years. I'm like okay cool. So we pick him up and head off to the restaurant. Fat friend and my partner are talking the whole time there. I'm just listening. Fat friend is talking about why he broke up with his girlfriend. Part of the issue was she gained a lot of weight (hippo-crite). So we get there and as a few minutes after being seated he starts talking about this girl that dm'd him (direct messaged on instagram). My partner went off to the bathroom so he starts talking to me about it. He pulled up her instagram and starts asking me for my opinion. I'm bisexual and for whatever reason guys that know find my opinions entertaining about other women. So i'm looking at her. This should have been a red flag, but all her photos were just face pictures at first. It had a slim face and its face wasn't bad so heres how it went. Me: Oh she looks okay. Not bad looking at all. Fat friend: I found this funny, but she weighs just as much as I do. Me: ........how much do you weigh? Fat friend: 196 ibs. Me: Wait how tall is she? Fat friend: 5'2. Me: wait does she have any full body pictures? He takes the phone and scrolls down really far. Then he shows me a picture. Now earlier the fat friend says that this girl that messaged him was thick. When I hear thick i'm assuming they're talking about big tits and a big ass. This fat was neither of those. It was just fat as fuck. It looked like it had the body of a glass beer bottle. I'm staring at him thinking that's not thick.  Fat friend: so whats your opinion now? Me: (quiet because my partner just sat back down). Partner: Who's that? Fat friend: The girl that messaged me. Partner: Shes fat as fuck. I thought you didn't like fat chicks. Me: (giggling super hard at this point). Fat friend: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa, but i'm pretty sure she just wants to fuck.  Partner: Don't get crushed. Then the fat friend changes the subject to other women he has crushes on and why they wouldn't date him. Funny enough they're all thin women. Also for anyone wanting to know why he is friends with a ham. My partner was a ham in high-school, but lost all of the weight before he graduated. He stayed friends with the ham though.