The world can thank me-  I shitlorded 3 of my classmates into losing 20 + kg Im in last year of dental school and in out group of 6 people only 2 are human sized.  Anyway I did not get along well with the other 3 girls and decided to passive agressively take out my furstrations, not really believing it could lead to something. Oh Im SUPER BAD I worked out only 3 times last week and went to yoga only once ;( Oh, Im just so fat, I need to really get abs this summer ! etc I brought pre packaged lunches and breakfasts , made sure to tell everybody they were pre measured and calorie counted and every time someone brought me sugar with my coffee I made a horrified expression and said Oh no, I cant allow myself the luxury of extra calories ;( So one day one of the fats tells me they are going on a diet. She tells me the diet and it sounds so ridiculous that I think she is making fun of me. Turns out shes not. They are all on a weird diet for the ext 2 weeks, one of them starts even going to a gym ( OMG, HungerThePine, that trainer you introduced me is soooooo stupid. I told him I wanted to lose fat on my legs and he told me to do squats.) Of course she does it super inefectively - 10 minutes walking on a treadmill, 5 minutes on a bike 10 repetitions on a pec dec and just overall randomness.  Anyway , they look pretty much human sized now, not fit but humansized and the fat logic is still strong with them (Im having belvita bisquits for breakfast- they are super healthy wut?) and take exactly zero advice (Do HIIT not just random cardio, dont just stop eating completely for a few days, if you are losing weight use anti strech marks cream or youll regret it, wear a sports bra, nope nope, nope) and the funny thing is that in some cases kilos really are not that important (or they are lying) Im 53 kg and the fattest just said that she is 59 kg now. The guys are shocked because the difference between us looks more like 10 kg, not 6. But still.