Just want to vent So I get on the bus and the first thing I notice is there's only two places to sit: in the front, which is reserved for seniors, and the other is a 2-seat bench encircled by 3 planets each taking up their own 2-seat benches. Now I don't want to take the senior/handicap seat because 1. it goes parallel to the street so you go side to side when the bus accelerates 2. I'd rather just leave it open for someone who needs it and there are often seniors who take my route. So I sit next to the planets and immediately my nose is bombarded with that fat people smell. You know, it's kind of like sour milk, trapped farts and dirty laundry? They started having this banal conversation about where they were going to go after getting off the bus. I couldn't ignore the shit because I recently gave my wife my going-out-in-public headphones so I was fucked.  Jupiter was kitty corner to me, thank god, because he loudly burped 3 times along the ride. At one point Neptune exclaimed "Oh my god!" so I looked up and around, then at her, and got pissed off, realizing she was just reacting to something on her phone. I noticed she had a  goofy face and would probably still be a sub 3/10 even if she lost the weight. She had a lot of makeup on but also a baseball cap which I thought was funny. This is what made her shout out in surprise: "Someone's selling an Xbox 360 with X controllers and Y games for 80 bucks!" Now I don't remember what the exact deal was but who the fuck cares? Who gets excited about an Xbox 360? Anyways Uranus behind me sighed and then I noticed his heavy breathing and I started to get a paranoid feeling that he might burp, cough, or sneeze on the back of my head so I got up, moved to the front of the bus and put the seat down (it was up for a previous wheelchair rider). I got a weird look from the old lady across the aisle but it was worth it. I just hate how fat people act like they're the only ones who exist out in public. The worst is taking up a shitload of space in aisles/hallways and not moving out of the way until the last minute or not at all, or forcing me to ask them to move out of the way. Another story: back when I first started lifting, and was getting ready to join the army, I was walking down the sidewalk in my neighborhood and this fatass was coming down the way with a look of bad attitude on his face. Well I had a little bad attitude too so this was bad news waiting to happen. His enormous fucking body was taking up 75% of the sidewalk and at the last second I had to step off the curb and onto a busy street but that wasn't enough, this fucker pushed me out of his way and of course bowled my skinny ass over. I almost fell but managed to stay on my feet. He called me a faggot. I said fuck you or something and kept walking, scared. Now I'm out of the Army and have a new confidence and I think it projects onto people's subconscious. I have not yet been confronted by fat pricks who take up a shitload of space and get in my way. The worst that happens is they just wait till the last second and slowly move without saying anything. TL;DR: Fat people treat the world as their couch, do not tolerate their bullshit.