Things fatties can't do that thin people can... lessons learned living with Hammate These are the things that I've discovered after the last 2-3 years dealing with FUPA and now living with Hammate. Things I've always taken for granted and it never occurred to me that a fattie: -has to go get pedicures because they can't bend down and reach their toes to do them on their own. The stomach gets in the way I guess. I do my own and always have because I just do. Why spend my money on something I can do myself. It wasn't until the little nightmare of my time trying to help FUPA Cunt that I learned she gets pedis because she can't bend down to reach her toes. Same thing with hammate.  -um, have to go to the waxing place to get their nether regions tidied up because they can't see their nether regions in order to do it their self because there's a FUPA in the way. OMG, I'm so damn glad I can look down and see it all without trying to find some kind of twisted special yoga type position that probably wouldn't work because fattie ain't flexible.  How do I know this?  Because Rancher is coming to visit hammate this week. We have a pool and she is concerned about him wanting to get in it because she "can't see down there in order to trim it up"... The concern being if there are pubes hanging out of the swimsuit. I can't imagine what kind of jungle is growing down there. I've decided that the tumblr type feminists with rainbow hair are really pushing the letting your leg hair grow thing because they can't freaking shave their legs!  -when they fall it's literally "help, I've fallen and I can't get up" because the knees are shot, they have no muscle so even though they are big there is no strength for them to push themselves up. Requiring usually two people to help them up off the floor unless they're so big you gotta call the fire department for a lift.  I'm sure I'll think of more later. Over and out for now.