Gluttonous glutton fired for gluttony. I bartend at an Italian restaurant, and a fatfuck employee was fired last week. He's been sneaking multiple servings of desserts kept in the bar everyday for a while now. Didn't log 'served out' desserts and of course didn't pay for shit. This guy would have a tiramisu, cheesecake and gelato on average per day but sometimes more. And apparently all those times he's been crouching under the register during slow hours was actually his sneaky chow times and not 'organizing some inventory'. He got found out when a take-no-shit manager was looking for a binder and found a dirty plate sitting in the drawer. I was off when the shitstorm happened, sadly. But it all explains why he's ballooned to a butter golem from (what the HAES community would dare classify as) a 'smallfat' in the course of several months since he's been hired. And this golem is a spoiled mid twenties manchild still leeching off his wealthy parents. He was forced to work a part time and the restaurant owners are good friends with his dad. There's no need for him to steal food! Especially since the boss folk take good care of the staff and sends us home with leftovers and occasional free meals, if not we get half off. Pig. I'm too tired to story so here's some good extras: was suspicious of stealing the others staff's take out food from the line. his daily take out was a monster. Huge serving of rigatoni, drowning in Alfredo/pesto blend, seafood blend (shrimp, clams, calamari, and scallops), chicken, handfuls of parm, and topped with a fucking mozzerella ball. Plus two baskets worth of complimentary garlic knots with butter. And a tiramisu. would snack on the garlic knots all day while working behind the bar. When it's slow, staff can snack in the back but he ate in front of customers. also had soda from the fountain constantly. came in with enough food for a small family from Starbucks before his shift started. I'm sure there's more but I didn't see him as much after I trained him a while ago. Anyway, so glad he's gone. My second home doesn't need trash like that.