Again. Fucking again. Fats are making my life difficult. (Rant) So I had some appointments today.  In the military and moving is just fucking full of "appointments".  So I stop by the base exchange (like a wal-mart, on a military base), and I'm looking for some gym shorts and some uniform t-shirts.  None, NONE of the shirts on the racks were under Lg.  They didn't even have racks for medium or small.  Granted, I wear Lg compression shirts because shoulders and traps, bitch.  But still.  The smallest gym shorts they had out were XL.  For a 40-ish inch waist.  What-the-butt-fuckery.  I'm just looking around for shits and giggles at this time.... Here's what I see;  Lg, XL, XL long, XXL, XXXL, XXL long, XXL, XL.  What-the-cunt-nugget-shit-balls!?  This is a military base, there are waist measurement and fitness standards!  Why the ever-loving-fuck are these clothes even available!?!?  Y'all, the fatpocalypse is upon us.  Seriously.  Our military members are too ham to get shit done.  Fuckin hell.