S/P MVC = status post motor vehicle collision. NSGY = Neurosurgery translation:  a forklift dumped this GOMER (Get Out of My Emergency Room) into my room after it caused a wreck.  The goddamn eatbeast could not fit into the machines we use to take medical images so we shipped it to the zoo.  They busted out their elephant X-ray which showed us....nothing but fat.  this sack of shit was so fat that you cannot even see its bones in a goddamned xray.  it's telling us that its spine is broken, but we cannot see any evidence that it has a spine at all.  god help the neurosurgeon who will have to cut through a foot of blubber to see if there is a human skeleton underneath that wall of death.