Spotted in the wild:   A woman with a T-shirt advertising her "ItWorks!" MLM.  Guess how big? A woman had a T-shirt that was horribly distorted by her rolls.  After far too long staring at her distended torso, I was able to make out the words:  "Have you tried that Wrap Thing yet?" I started laughing like a maniac.  I did not actually say, "Don't need to.  You advertise how it doesn't work."