Thank you for making this fph moment possible. So I'm having a post gym beer, one of my favorite things to do, and this huuuuge thing comes sits two seats down from me. This beast, I think it's a she-beast though I'm never sure, starts chit chatting with another girl who's here sitting next to me. This tubbytard is, from what I can gather from their conversation, here for some health professions conference,  talking about the tribulations of some patients of hers with some health issues. It got me because this thing is gigantic, I mean she is sitting on a bar stool but her flubber fold ass is literally drooping off the stool in both directions (pics if I can get them to come). I'm thinking fucking hell, gimme a break, have you seen yourself? This thing is ordering four fkn menu dishes, laf, lard as fuck, complaining about her patient issues, which btw are all 100% typical fat issues.  Anyway, at this point, I do what I always do in these types of situations, open up fph on my large phone, turn brightness up all the way, casually turn in her direction so she can't possibly escape the screen, and start flipping through one fph post after another.  Thank you for making this moment possible. I love it.  Edit: pic 1  Unable to get better pics w/out flash. It's dark here.