Another HAES success story on the way to work.. Lords and ladies,  A beautiful day in sunny London. I'm squashed onto the train, but all humans (was very early, hogs still aslumber) Train pulls up early into a station before the terminus. I hear an announcement; 'Will any medical professionals make themselves visible on the platform'. Train has clearly stopped due to the 'emergency' Im thinking 'fuck, I'm going to be late.. and worse I'm stuck in Brixton... Was rather unhappy.. Until I saw it... no more than 20 feet away... A HUGE male hog, wedged into a table seat, FUPA creased by the oppressive ergonomics of mass transport... It was all grey, greasy head lolled back, and humans surrounding it looking on in horror.. I tried to snap a pic for you guys but was blocked :( Still, really cheered me up at least.. Overall was a great journey. +1 for HAES at work Thin privilege is not dying suddenly in your thirties on the way to work and delaying everyone. Bonus image, a half eaten packet of crisps (chips) were in the pocket of it's standard issue fatty fleece jumper. After the excitement, I treated myself to some delicious exotic fruit from the market, and have been having a great day since :) Spare a thought for the train cleaning crew, having to deal with FUPA smears and posthumous ham shit :(