I don't know what to say! I'd like to thank the Academy for this award, and this suspiciously phallic statue (looking at you, @the_penis_wizard). I owe it all to the directors, producers, supporting cast, moderators, my agent, my parents & all my friends, and of course to Brodin. Tries to catch his breath. I just want everyone to read in the tabloids and know that even in my wildest vodka binges, I never dreamed I could get laid so much. The jealousy from the hams means everything to me. I still have so much to pass on to the younger generation - mostly syphilis. (Special thanks to http://chickenhead.com/stuff/oscar/ for some of the ideas here.)