I honestly don't know what else I expected from Thanksgiving at my cafeteria I'm too poor to go back to my family for Thanksgiving this year, so I noticed that today one of my university's cafeteria's was selling Thanksgiving food. Weird that it's happening on Wednesday, but I'm not complaining because at least I'll be able to experience something that reminds me of home. Anyways, I get in line behind this oldfat who's disgusting visage is smeared in cheap makeup and who is obviously not a fellow student. In fact, she is wearing the cafeteria uniform. She works in the damn cafeteria but still wants to get in line to get herself a plate of goddamn turkey. Now, I used to also work in food handling, so I know how easy it is to simply sneak a little bit of food here and there whenever you're on a long shift and forgot to bring a lunch or whatever. In fact, I'm sure this grease guzzler sneaks food all the time since that's exactly how all of the fats I've worked with are. Okay, I'm starting to stray away from the main point of this story. Anyways, this creature, once it's her turn to order her food, leans onto the counter and just starts screeching at her employees "Give me ALL the stuffing! I love stuffing! Especially the parts with meat in it!" Keep in mind, there is not much stuffing left and it will take them a while to cook a new batch, which she knows full well because she fucking works there. I wanted to just yell out "It's not like I wanted any stuffing or anything!" But thankfully the human who was serving the food saw the look of annoyance on my face and saved a little for me. The hog then makes a beeline for the cranberry shit (I forget what it's called because it disgusts me) and demands to be given an entire bowl of it. Keep in mind, this thing's plate is already somewhat overflowing with enough food to keep me satiated for at least two days, if not more. It also probably gets a discount because it works there so fuck my life.  But yeah, fats are really selfish animals and it really shows during the holidays, since holidays have basically become an excuse to overindulge.