Beautiful shitlording moment Yesterday I was on my way to check a new gym that has recently opened in a newly built area full of fancy glass architecture. It was a sunny day, so as I was walking past the restaurant next to the gym I was kind of checking myself out in the glass windows when my eyes accidentally met with this massive fatty sitting inside eating. She had to sit like three feet from the table just so her gunt wouldn't knock it over. She gave me the nastiest look and I'm just like, what's up hammy never seen yoga pants before? Anyway, I'm past the restaurant so I enter the gym and start doing sprints on a treadmill that's placed to face the gym's huge glass windows. Guess who I see outside about ten minutes later? Yup, the restaurant ham, staring right at me with that scrunchy-nosed, jealous piggy expression before waddling to her car. Feels good man.