Now you've made me want to do my own: to make it simple, I'll put what really happened in italics I was at Planet Fitness the other night, doing my reps as usual. My boyfriend dumping me for being a fat fucking slob made me use my gym membership for the first time in months. I started with the lowest setting the machine had because I don't want to get too big with weights like those gross body builder women  A young, thin, blonde woman carrying a plate loaded with pizza walked over and struck a pose in front of me. It was clear she had targeted me for some cruel words due to my weight. A young, fit, blonde woman carrying a slice of pizza passed in front of me and smiled at me  "ooh, the pizza's so-oooo good today!" she exclaimed. She threw back her head, downing whole slices and making orgasmic noises with each bite. "The pizza's good today" she said politely, making some normal chewing noises.  After fifteen minutes or so, I'd had enough. "excuse me. I'm glad you are enjoying your italian cheese-and-tomato bread, but your little noises are greatly distracting to all." After 2 minutes of her eating her slice of pizza in the area, I'd had enough. "Hey! stop eating your pizza, you're distracting!" ...this is taking too long.... He walked straight past her and bowed to me. "Ma'am, will you accompany me to the pizza party?" he asked. "As soon as I finish my reps, I would be charmed." I said. He and another employee walked straight past her and crouched down to my level, "Ma'am, will you gather your things and step outside? we have a zero harassment policy." "You can't kick me out, I'm a paying member and I will sue!" "if you don't leave now we will call the police" "This is fat shaming!" I grabbed some pizza as I was leaving that patriarchal shithouse that oppresses real women.