Just imagine, if the she-hams wore swimsuits on the stage, it would be absolutely unbearable. Not just the sight of some 300+ lbs whales in all their disgusting glory, but also the reactions of the she-hams with neon-colored hair that are watching them. Screeching shit like "YASSS QUEEN! SLAY!", "OMG  YOU'RE A FIERCE BAE!" and "YAS BABE, DESTROY THE PATRIARCHY WITH YOUR THUNDER THIGHS!" We're fucking doomed.