Fat security guards in hospitals?! Why are there fat security guards in hospitals?! They're assholes and they take up a third of a hallway! All they do is sit and eat and eat and eat! I was there as part of a school orientation and one of them told me to watch my language as I was commenting about the weather before it gave me a stink guy after hearing me rant about fat people with another student. My god! That security guard looks like a potential patient! How the hell would any hospital put their trust in safety to a fat security guard who takes up significant space in a hallway? You could even see his gut under his shirt trying to cover his pants!