Office porker opened and ate my gift to coworker My coworker is off for parental leave, so I brought to work a box of chocolate and flowers as a gift to her. Left it in the lunch room because I was in a bit of a rush, and coworker wasn't gonna arrive until after lunch anyway. Few hours later I return, and the box is opened?!  6 pieces gone, wrappers in the trash can, the fuck.  It's a slow day, not too many coworkers present and I pretty much have an idea who the culprit could be. The office porker that made an inappropriate comment about my miscarriage. So I waltz into her room with a smile and overly sweet voice saying "Did the lindt ones taste good?" Office porker is like "yeah" and takes that as an invitation to talk about her favourite lindt flavors (okay...?) "Well too bad I have to buy a new box for [coworker name] now" Office porker expression changes, then she blurts out "Oh I didn't know it was for her! There was no note or anything!" "And the flowers?" "Figured it was all from the boss... or something..." I leave in silence, and when coworker arrives I tell her what happened. We end up sharing a good laugh over it and the tales of office porker have spread around the office now.