Ham roommate drinks coffee creamer because it's healthier than ice cream. I've been able tolerate my ham roommate most of this semester. It's one of those strong, independent hams that is looking for a guy who appreciates its curves (though it's trying to lose weight. It probably weighs 250).  It spews fat logic all the time, but I usually ignore it since I don't want to live with someone who hates me (it has its own grudge list where it lists everyone who has ever wronged it and makes sure to get back at them someway. That's another story). Anyway, I've been noticing a bunch of coffee creamer bottles in the trash lately and asked it about it. Ham's response: "I've been trying to trim down lately and I noticed that coffee cream only has 35 calories per bottle! I've started drinking it instead of ice cream because it's so much healthier for you.  You should try it! There are so many flavores too!" No thanks.