Who puts on spandex to take a nap? Was sitting studying at my happy place (the gym) in the lobby where two armchairs are facing each other when a carbhoarder waddled past me. It emerged a short while later wrapped in spandex and holding a water bottle. Instead of going over to the gym equipment it sat down opposite me in the other armchair and jiggled around until it got comfortable and then just sat there like a melted candle with half-closed eyes. Seriously?!?   I had to leave.