Fucking this. I worked with one of these fatties, a 5'1" 300ish pound fat bitch. We started our jobs at the same time so we went through training together, which unfortunately left her with the impression that she and I were pals (spoiler: this was a wrong impression). During the whole training process, she wouldn't shut the fuck up about how she recently had lap band surgery and would constantly complain about how she was cold because she was losing so much weight. I finally asked, and she'd lost 17 pounds since surgery. 17 pounds. Bitch, you have another 100 to go before you can be complaining about getting cold more easily. Anyhoo, she told us all constantly about how great everything was going after surgery, about how her insurance wouldn't cover it so her parents had paid the whole $17k out of pocket for her, how she was looking forward to getting fit, and so on and so on.  A couple weeks after training was over, I took my weekly journey to Panera for my once a week non-homemade lunch and of course she followed me and the other coworker I was actually becoming pals with. What does she order? Fucking broccoli and cheddar soup with a full order of mac and cheese, with extra baguette on the side. Over 1000 calories of fat and carbs. Actual friend coworker and I look at each other with the "is this bitch serious?" look, then go sit down (mind you, she and I have both ordered half sandwiches with an apple for side). Fatty waits for her food and then comes and joins us and proceeds to start lec  12b  turing us on her food choices. She goes on and on about how she has to make sure she's getting her proper nutrition since she's "eating way less" than she used to. She learned that soups and softer foods go through the lap band restriction more easily, so she always goes for those so she   111  can "eat enough to get what she needs." So what that actually means is she figured out how to still eat like a fatass even though she's had the lap band surgery. This fat, lazy, good for nothing bitch got her parents to pay OUT OF POCKET for this surgery supposed  7ffa  ly so she could lose weight finally (like every other fatty, she's tried EVERYTHING else and it didn't work) and within a month of having it, she's figured out how to sabotage it and still scarf down 1000 calorie+ lunches. I wanted to just punch her straight in the throat. God, how selfish and inconsiderate can you be? Months later, I asked her casually how the lap band had turned out, and she proclaimed proudly that she'd lost 37 pounds. For the cost of the surgery, that's about $460 per pound lost. She's since gained it back. God I hate her so much.