I've been rocking the same pair of shorts for many years now.  The sweatshirt I jog in I've owned for more than 15 years.  Actually that's incredible now that I think about it...how the hell has that thing stayed in one piece.  It's got a cheesey lightning and dragon shit on it...way back when I thought it looked cool.  Fatties would be amazed if they could fit into some from Junior high.  Luckily baggy clothing was all the rage back then so the shoulders fit me today.    Fucking trip down memory lane here... Almost lost my virginity in that sweater....