No, even better is to show up at work with 3 donuts; trust me, three is the magic number, because it's seen as excessive, even by pigs who eat 4 or 5 at a time. I like to occasionally show up with 3--in a box--and immediately I get comments like, "Hey, you bring donuts for everyone??" Uh, no, just for myself. "Well, how many you got that you had ta puttum in a box?" Just three.  It always quickly goes into them shaming me over eating so many donuts, and then I get to use this next line: "I ran 6 miles before work, so even after all of these, I'm still at a calorie deficit." Ok, I'm probably not at a deficit, but that's unimportant, because now I've made them focus on the fact that I got out in 45°F temps and ran in the dark, before a long day of work, just because I can, and after work, I'll be cycing another 35mi. At some point, I'll be told that I just think I'm better than everyone, which is fine, because I do.