Fucking. College. Fats. So, I go to large to mid sized state college, and the number of fucking obeasts on this campus is depressingly high. We are all, presumably, young adults between 18 and 24, meaning we are in the prime of our lives and should be at peak physical shape, but no. No, no. It's too hard for young people who have the most time and energy they ever will again in their lives to put down the fork, and walk to class. (none of the buildings are farther apart than 3/4 of a mile) Instead, the on campus shuttle is always full despite the fact that it turns a 10-12 minute walk into a 20 minute ordeal, and the dining hall salad bar is always untouched besides the potato and pasta salads. There are quite a few specific planets I see during the day that never fail to make my fucking stomach turn. One of which, the one who inspired this post, is a massive girl who lives on my floor in the dorms. She's about 5' 0" and easily over 300 pounds. I went to take a shower in the bathrooms on my floor and found that the best stall, the only one with a detachable handle and a bigger shower space, was taken by her. I waited, because I could see that she was done showering and towelling off through the crack in the door. When I went in, I was appalled, but ultimately unsurprised. This fucking moon had broken the faucet. The water pressure was now just a dribble, and the part of the showerhead that allows you to adjust for height by moving it up and down on  a pole had been completely broken also.  In addition to this fucking idiocy, (how fucking hard is it to work a showerhead without breaking it?) the floor of the shower was a complete mess also. She had apparently been shaving, as there were pubes and leg hairs all over the walls and floor of the shower, two razors on and below the seat in the shower, and a puddle of shaving cream underneath the seat as well. Hams are so fucking annoying, disrespectful, and gross. Literally 50 girls live on this floor and we all have to share the same 8 showers. How hard is it to clean up after yourself when the fucking showerhead comes off the wall?? I guess I shouldn't expect any effort to keep a public space clean from the type who doesn't put effort into themselves. This is also the same deluded person who put "I'm a curvy girl, and if you can't handle my curves then keep swiping" in her tinder bio. Sorry, but you're not curvy. You have one curve, because you are round. God.