My friend is a jam with no signs of changing and it's starting to piss me off. (Rant) edit title should say "ham" not jam. So I have this friend who is more of a co worker, who is grossly overweight. About 5'10" and at least 270 lbs. Now being a natural shit lord, I don't have any fat friends aside from him. I just don't enjoy their company. He is an alright person aside from the lard and if he was in shape I'm sure he could actually get attractive girls, but instead he just eats mcshit-sandwiches at lunch and doesn't ever workout. I realized he has this delusion that he's attractive when the other day he said and I quote "I look like Elvis Presley," while smirking smugly like he really believed it. I never believe his lies about the chicks he hooks up with, who are really 3's and 4's, that he tried to say are 6's or even 8's. I like Elvis Presley so his remark really got to me and I wanted to say something along the lines of "yea if Elvis gained 110 lbs..." Or maybe about how his appearance looks more like Elvis when he died, bloated on the toilet. But in his youth Elvis was a talented, in shape, handsome man. I didn't want to ruin my co worker/friend's day but I do think he should get his act together. I just don't know how to approach the topic.