Capitalism. In fact, we should totally start our own line of 6XL crop tops, label them Small, and then sell them for like 100$. We would become rich. Let's even add ironic logo hams would read to the first degree, like "I can pull this off", or "Strech marks are sexy". That or start a worldwide totalitarian revolution where hams are forbidden to wear crop tops as the only law. Either will work.