Fatty Roommate Shitlording So this morning I'm talking to my roommate (thin one) about how my brother wants to lose weight. He does lift but he wants to get lean and starting doing cardio blahblahblah. I tell him how my dad used to be obese but I told him he was fat a few times, tried to eat well around him and exercise, and he now does ironmans and is in great shape.  Well, in the middle of this my fatass roommate walks in (eats pizza and ramen for dinner every night, drinking 2 or 3 beers w every meal) and seems a bit taken aback. But whatever I'm about to leave.  Fattier asks me "are you getting on the shuttle." (We can see the school from apartment)   And I said "No, I'm gonna walk." And slam the door. I heard my other roommate say 'damn' just as I walked out.  I wasn't trying to start anything or cause tension. It wasn't even supposed to be a shitlord comment but it comes so naturally.