My Ham Twin Shitlady back. I got a good response from hating my job, so here's a little bit about my brother. I have a twin brother. We grew up as best friends and now I can't stand him. He use to be fit, but now at 17, he weighs 310 pounds. That's about 200 more than I weigh and he has the audacity to say it's genetics. I usually give him rides to school because it's too much work to get his license as well as do just about anything else. He is the most lazy person on I've come to know. No job, failing all his classes, doesn't care about what he stuffs in his mouth and he plays COD all day. He played football, but has never made varsity because he's too fat to play. His doctor won't even pass his physical because he's so unhealthy. My parents are enablers who are also smallfats. Like I'm the only fit one in the whole house. It's disgusting watching them eat dinner. Nothing but fatty foods on giant plates. I usually end up cooking my own food. I'm moving out this summer and it can't come sooner enough.