New Job Today: Random Fat Was at a new job at a data center, the building is shared with other companies. I'm walking to the storage room and there's a ham in the hallway talking loudly on her phone (why do they all do this? don't they realize the other person can hear you fine?) Anyway I'm eavesdropping like usual and this is what I hear "I just need something done this man is personally persecuting me and its triggering my PTSD", he's done this in the past to other people also!!!" HAHAHAH I just smirked and went about my day knowing that some dude isn't TRIGGERING MY PTSD OH NOES PERSECUTED! Later I was in the basement and she walked by and was like "Oh are you the new brainiac?" I just said yep and tried to end the conversation there and she goes "soooo what is this like bring your kid to work day, or are you an (does finger quotes) INTERN?" holy fuck butterballs like this are so retarded can you just ignore me like everyone else has done I have no interest in talking to a walking PTSD Oil Dumpster.