Fat Sow took all the cookies. So my job has me traveling a lot. Last night I was checking into a hotel, and they had that little tray of cookies for guests. There were 5 or 6 left. I wanted one. I spent half my day in a plane, I was tired, hadn't eaten, and dammit if I wasn't going to get myself one of those chocolate chip cookies.   Well while I was being checked in and the lady behind the counter was getting my bottled waters a femayo lumbers out of the elevator, to the counter, grabs all 5 or 6 cookies, and rolls back to the elevator.  It's the next morning and I'm still kinda pissed. I guess that's why it's called the HAMpton Inn.