Fat Cop Report One Ok so recently, within the last hour or so, Gains posted a new discussion about ham planet cops. Being a cop and (hopefully soon to be verified) shitlord I spoke up about what it's like to be athletic and health conscious in a field dominated by obeasts. And it seems like it has been forever.  Even before the obesity epidemic really started being noticed as a true public health crisis the "cops love doughnuts" thing was around my entire life. And that isn't without cause of course.  I have worked in a federal agency and a state agency (the state pays way better) and every agency I have ever had any contact with has more than its fair share of fats. FPH would have a shitfit over the state of the new hires for the beauro of prisons especially.  In my response to Gains I pointed out that the butterpatrol makes my job considerably more dangerous. I think this is one of the factors that drew me to FPH originally. It is not unreasonable to believe that I won't make it home someday because some ham can't carry me out of a firefight or a car wreck (disclaimer I've never been in a firefight or a car wreck).  So another of our legion, DontEat5Cakes, suggested I post stories about the beetus-police from an inside perspective. This post got way too long so I'll save a story for next time but for now this: Just to confirm my suspicions I did a fast Google search for "obesity by profession". Number one result: Law enforcement is the fattest profession, study finds. That's from Time Magazine.  So fuck me Freddy, at least we won't run out of material.