Finally got the story: Ex admits I was right about Hammy This is going to be a bit long cause I have to give background to it. So, go to the bathroom and get a drink first. I mentioned briefly before that an Ex of mine was dating a Ham. This is not to be confused with my friend that had the ham ex, the one I triggered by proxy with a tshirt (check my submission history for that). Basically, long story short, I have an ex-gf from years back that I'm still good friends with. Sometime early this year she started dating a ham, who by the way hated me for no fucking reason what so ever, just because I existed. As such I never got to meet him for that reason and also because she knows I am absolutely unfiltered with my mouth especially if there are drinks involved. So when they started dating I was hanging out with her one day and she started talking about him: Yellow Flag. Ham is a decade older than us. I find this kind of weird and consider this a bit too much of an age gap. But, whatever people do it.  Red Flag. Hammy was never married or in a serious relationship. Me and my ex are in our early 30's. This just got creepy as fuck. There is obviously something seriously wrong with him aside from being a Ham. Red Flag. Hammy doesn't have a car. His car got taken by repo men. He bums rides off people and borrows cars.  Red Flag. Hammy doesn't have a job. He lost his job as some indeterminate point in the past and his unemployment ran out. His only source of income is a pity job his friend gave him as a busboy in his restaurant. In comparison she is preparing to take over her family's business. Red Flag. Should be obvious from above but dude doesn't have his own apartment. And crashes with a friend. Red Flag. She tells me how he brags about losing 60 pounds and shows me a picture. I tell her he's still a fat fuck and needs to lose more. She gets mad and says he's still going to the gym. I respond "for now." She doesn't like this response. After she finishes talking about him I basically list why everything she said about him is a red flag and to get away from the fat fuck because they are nothing but trouble. She gets mad and says that I'm just jealous because she is dating someone and I'm not. I started laughing and told her even on my worst day I'm still better than a fatty and this guy is going to fuck her over sooner rather than later. She gets mad at me and leaves. She doesn't speak to me for a month. About a month later we are back on speaking terms, she is still dating Hammy, doesn't really talk about him except to mention that Hammy hates me and hates that she hangs out with me. Honestly, I don't care if he hates me, he doesn't even rate as something I would concern myself with, he's a speck of dust...well more like a lone, sad tumbleweed. Everytime we hang out, he gets mad and blows her phone up. I briefly consider that it is very possible that I could sleep with her out of spite because she is getting more and more annoyed as time goes on with his behavior, but then realizes I physically wouldn't be able to do it knowing she willingly touched a ham. About 2 or 3 months ago she breaks up with him. At first she refused to talk about why they broke up or what led to it and gets annoyed anytime I tried to inquire. Finally, yesterday she decided to open up to me about it. I pretty much called everything. Fatass had no idea how to act in a relationship, acted completely like a child. Right after they started dating he immediately stopped going to the gym and started putting weight back on. He never attempted to get a real job or move out of his friend's place. She finally confronted him and asked him what the fuck was he going to do with his life and why hasn't he tried to find work. The fucking Ham flat out tells her he doesn't think he should have to work and that they should move in together and that her family's business should support him because they're a couple and that's what couples do for each other. She broke it off there. I of course roared with laughter when hearing this and she reluctantly admitted I was right about everything about him, except for it all having to do with him being fat. She still refuses to believe his ham status is the reason he is a shitty person. I said it might not be THE reason, but being a fat ass generally means you are too shitty at life to manage anything with success.