Slightly related, I was watching "funniest moments from Family Feud" videos while doing stuff around the house and one of the final questions was "What do men think is the ideal waist size (in inches) for a woman?" The first woman guessed 32" and 7% of the people polled agreed....second woman (pretty beefy) said 34" and 0% agreed.  The bitter look on her face was priceless when Steve Harvey said that the #1 answer was 24".  I'm a guy who's 5'9 and 153 lbs and I have a 32" waist....that's just pathetic that the cow thinks men find a pig to be the "ideal" woman.