Tourists in Hawaii. I can't even say anything, really.. Just, ugh. It's either middle aged, balding, hairy, rude pig men and their grossly sunburnt wife and Augustus Gloop looking sons. Or some bitch Pillsbury replica Spring breakers in too tiny of bikinis and an up turned snout. And every single one of the hamplanet haoles look at the women like slabs of glazed donuts. Thank God it's September.