Sometimes I wanna be a "trainer" for fatties. Think of how easy the money is, and you just get paid to be a shitlord all day. Hell, they'd probably skip half the sessions anyways, and they'd still have to pay you. You wouldn't have to actually create any type of specific workout routine, because it doesn't even matter at their level. No need for targeting, advanced strength training, bulking/cutting routines, etc. You just need to make sure they walk at a brisk pace for half an hour, do a few sets on the lowest settings of a handful of machines and teach them how to use MFP. The rest is just "motivation", a.k.a: "Move it, fatty! Three more reps! Pretend you're mining tacos!" Torturing fatties and getting paid? Win-win.