WTF is up with fat strippers Okay, so my friend got a promotion.  He decided to invite me and some of our friends out to a strip club (we live in Oregon, there's almost more strip clubs than bars here).  After having a couple or nice dances, mixed with delicious local beers, I went to main stage.  This 180lb behemoth tried to get on my lap.   WTF!!!! When did being "plus size" become a thing.   I hate modern society.  Fuck everything.  Lift weights, look sexy, be sexy.