Shitlord Chiropractor Today I took a trip over to my chiropractor who I have known for awhile so we have some good conversations about how things are with family members and such.  This is my first trip there since joining this wonderful group of people and having my eyes opened to the struggles a lot of medical professionals go through while dealing with the obeasts.  Although I am sure it is horrible for all areas of medical services I have to think that dealing with these things as a chiropractor must be on the higher end of repulsiveness since you have to touch them the whole time.  Since we have a more personal relationship than the typical doctor - patient relationship I decided to ask him about how it is dealing with the ever increasing number of fats.  He said it is disgusting and he hates every minute of it.  I asked him if he ever says anything to them encouraging them to lose weight or anything since he gives me shit about my posture all the time lol.  He said he did once but the womyn got really upset and stormed out then came back an hour later with her husband to complain and let him know that they would never be coming back.  He didn't seem too upset about it and he even cracked a joke saying she probably went home and blogged about him on Tumblr lol... but he said he can't do it again because he can't afford to lose the business but that he wishes he could since he hates working on them anyways.  I encouraged him to try and find subtle ways to shitlord them if he could and he liked that idea so I consider that a success.  Now that I am done I have thought about so many more questions I should have asked him about it though.  Do they have bigger tables for the huge ones?  Does chiropractic treatment even help things that size?  Does he skip some steps so that he doesn't have to touch them for as long?  Does he charge them more because they are harder to work on?  So many questions!