Shitords and Ladies, my gift to you. I love all you shitfolk, and as a thanks for being the only place I can get rid of the shit I see on a daily basis, I give to you something that will probably only piss you off further.  I bestow upon you the equation that determines a sedentary piece of shit's lifestyle.  Ready? Calories = 3.5 * (weight in kg/1000) * 5 * 1440.  This means a 150 lb person = .0682 *3.5  * 5 * 1440 = 1718.64 calories per day to stay that size. 600 thing = 3.5 * (272.72/1000) * 5 * 1440 = 6872.544 calories a day to stay that size. Next time a thing says they don't eat that much, you now have math to call them a liar.  And this is based on if someone doesn't move at all.  If someone says they exercise a lot, it means 1.5 times that much calories.  Or, They. Are. Fucking. Lying.   Being a long distance runner I tend to eat a stupid amount of food, these fuckwads double what I need on a daily basis.   Happy Shitting!