Disabled elivator I just had a thought inspired by a conversation I was having with a fellow cripple where they mentioned lardbarges always trying to make friends to get to ride the school elevator with you or even "borrow" your key, and the exact same thing happened to me and it got me thinking "hey, wait a minute, but then I was always like no go away and they had to take the stairs!"  I've heard for years calls to do away with escalators and elevators because they enable fatties, and it's always made me feel a little frustrated because I agree but those things are vial for me. so that thought, it gave me the perfect resolution to the issue! All elevators in public buildings like malls, libraries, whathave you could require a disability key, sort of like a parking sign. you can't stop ham doctors from handing them out and being enabling but at the very least the fat bastards would need to have real and officially diagnosed cundishuns. buildings could still have an individual key design (which would be smart because pro tip, almost all elevator keys are the same) for security to keep people from randomly accessing private floors and such  but just require a person to have the key to call and choose a floor in place of a button like most school elevators. This could go even further, these disabled keys could work on in store scooters. not at wall mart since they would never betray the fats, but I'm sure most places would love to not have to pay to have ten around at all time for the butterballs to soak into while genuine cripples go without.