Mayo only knows how to lie https://i.instagram.com/almost.athena/ While this thing has the physique of a yard debris bag stuffed full of mayo which is entertaining/revolting in and of its self, it gets better when you look at its "run" times. For example, she ran two miles in 15 minutes six days ago,  but then two days ago it took her 40 minutes for the same distance. Other times are equally as hilarious in either the fact it's a blatant lie or just a ridiculously long amount of time for such short distance.