Is fat extra combustible or something? My mom texted me today to tell me a crematorium went up in flames back home when they tried to burn a 500 lb body.  I feel like I've seen stories like this more often lately.  Even after death, fatties are still fucking up shit.  Edit: I'm an idiot. After consideration I realized fat used to be used for candles and such back in the day, so yes it is good for burning. In that case....fats can have a good use after death for once, just like real whales.