Dear Fatties: We Care. We do. We actually care about you, you fat fat fucks. We care enough to be mad about the fact that you're eating your life away, taking up too much space, and ruining your loved one's lives by choosing to be a fat and lazy mound of human. If we didn't care at all, we wouldn't shitlord you. Think about it. Though I know thinking is hard for you, you fat fucks. "Don't you think you've had enough cake for the day? You are already o(bese)verweight and the doctor said you should lose weight." vs. "Here. Have another piece."