Discovered Samsung's "beautyface" default selfie setting.  Makes face look long and skinny. I was taking selfies (never take selfies) to show spouse "fat angles" to show how all the girls on his reunion FB page were actually fat and hiding it.  I took them to show how prominent things like cheekbones, collarbones, etc., become with any selfie position and how weirdly tiny a normal body looks when taken from a high angle.  So then I look at the pictures, and in them, my face is FREAKISHLY stretched out.  I don't actually have an oval face.  It's heart-shaped.  My husband looked at it and went, "WTH???"  And even I was puzzled.  There's no way that ANY angle could make my face look long and skinny.   Then I noticed that the camera flashed up "beautyface" in the selfie mode.  This, I discovered, is a mode that basically pre-processes your face to make it look thinner.  The result on me was simply bizarre--I looked like my own less attractive cousin because it squishes your face and tries to make cheekbones, collarbones, noses, any sign of an actual feature look more prominent in a fleshy face. It makes most people look better, apparently.  I can't even imagine what I would have to look like for that level of distortion to be attractive.