Fats ruin a lunch - rant This is my rant. Sunday sun is out and the weather is perfect. Prior to the xmas rush travel and family function's we have a get together of friends from school and uni about 16 all up.  Its a simple affair you arrive and bring a bottle of wine  or some beer we supply the food.  Food is charcoal rotisserie chicken served with  fresh rolls and a delicious salad choice  of either greek with goats cheese fetta and salad with no onion and grilled haloumi delicious A small fat and his new large fat arrive  with nothing in hand which annoys me.  They arrive and start asking about food to which my gf and friends wife point them towards a plater of humus cheese grapes and selection of salami. They both ask for chips  nope dont have them. Then proceed to eat most of the food in short order whilst making disparaging  remarks about the offerings and who could possibly  enjoy crusty bread and balsamic/olive oil.  Shortly everyone has arrived and we sit down to lunch in the sun only to hear large fat complain she doesnt eat rabbit food and that the lemon dressing is nasty. Que 2 hours  of whineing while they hoover up chicken and drink my wine and beer like its going outnof fashion. After we finish everyone helps clear the table and clean up except for the fats.  Never again will they be welcome in my home. Tldr fats arrive  eat far to much complain about my cooking and healthy offerings while drinking all my booze End rant Edit the food is important to most of us we bond and talk over a long lunch without a heavy meal and some nice wine, my gf thinks im being petty but to complain and whine about the food i bought /grew and cooked for you and served in my own home is damned offensive the laziness enraged me. Bonus buttery tears when drink options were wine beer water or sparkling water were offered!