Shitlording sprints I'm on travel, and was visiting a university town.  Decided to use their beautiful quad to do some sprints as I train for a marathon.  For those who aren't runners, in addition to training on long distance, sprints are important for VO2 Max development.  They consist of running full out for some set distance, then walking to let your body rest. I'm in the middle of my sprints when Jupiter and Uranus waddle onto the quad, one of them says "See even thin people can't run without catching their breath, I'm a runner" when I came out of my latest sprint. I don't live in this town, I'll never see these bitches again, so I went full shitlord, turned to them, and said "It's called sprint training you bloated eatbeast, and if you were a runner, you'd know that.  You aren't a runner, you are a lazy fat disgusting waste of human flesh." The "runner" started sputtering, her friend said "You can't say that!  That's body shaming!  I'm going to report you!" "To whom are you going to report me?  And I can say that, it's not even just my opinion.  Being fat is not only unhealthy, but an affront to any real concerns of social justice.  You are fat because you eat too fucking much, and because of your behaviors, people with real needs are starving, think about that you bloated cow.  By the way?  Yes, it is shaming, fat shaming, but the best part is my opinion wouldn't shame you if you didn't already know what you were doing was wrong.  Shame is a good thing, you SHOULD feel ashamed for the unethical choice to be fat." "Runner" bitch chucked her purse at me at started spouting explictives so I just sneered and said "Nice, way to act even more like a child without will power, nice to know you aren't only fat, but violent," I then ignored them and jogged away to a different part of town.  I'm so lucky the "runner" didn't chase me and overtake me! TiTP I guess!