Another blunt shitlady checking in. My husband went on a dirty bulk and ended up gaining much more than he needed to. I shitladied him until he got lean again. I called him everything from Randy BoBandy to Fat Mac and told him that he needed to stop cultivating mass and start harvesting Sunny in Philly style. I would also slap his belly every chance I got. He went from a pants size 34x34 to a 30x34.  He shitlords me too if I eat a too much and go over 21 BMI. He'll call me chipmunk cheeks and ask me if I am storing nuts for the winter. I need to stay BMI 21 or under because I get fat in the face first, he gets it in the gut.