Honest Question About Naming Parts Why do people call it a "front butt"?  I know it by a truly descriptive name, "gunt". It's what happens when the pubis becomes so swollen it resembles an inflated camel toe.  Grossly inflated.  So inflated a yard-long penis would go no where near entering.  Of course, if it's that large then no one would get with a half-mile radius of the radioactive lardass. TIL that extreme obesity will compress matter into a black hole which emits Hawking radiation.