No, seriously, this is an amazing idea and I've been looking into trying to make it a reality. Think about it, as the economy tanks, these clubs get worse and worse. My club is the only one that's not a secret whore-house- in probably the tri-county area. Seriously. So we corner the market with something new: Strippers With Personality. Beef up security, enforce the no-touching rules and rigorous interviews (for the dancers.) It could work and it could make us a LOT of money. I've noticed that only maybe 10% of my coworkers are what you would call "typical stripper trash," but because they are so...loquacious, they seem like the majority.  Let's do this!! I was a GM at Taco Bell, I could run a strip club, for sure!