How can I help my fat*ss friend? So, I've been friends with this guy for 3 years now. He's basically 100+ kg and counting. He's a nice dude and all, but he is the laziest idiot I've ever seen. Like, he won't eat anything good for him, (if he had enough money to eat only double McDonald's menus, he'd do it). He already have trouble standing up for over 15 min, and will be annoyed everytime me and my other friends suggest any activity that would require the smallest amount of physical activity. (to add to the character, he has asthma and smoke cigarettes...) The catch is, he doesn't like being fat. He knows it's gonna kill him someday if this keeps going up. He'd like to be in shape and healthier. But this lazy mofo will sigh everytime he has to get up from the couch to get the door. So for the past three years I've been telling him how to live healthier, eat better and more diverse food etc... I've told him gently, seriously, and aggressively (I literally kicked him out of my home once cause he didn't want to eat the food I had cooked for my guests). And since then he's been putting on more weight. So, how do I get this Jabba the Hutt-like mofo to understand he's gonna die before his 30's if he doesn't listen to me? Seriously, yesterday when I got back from work, he was at my place [I house a few friends during the summer] and that stupid fatty had eaten over a whole pound of ice cream. When I told him "Holy shit, you're so stupid", he only thought I was mad because he ate my ice cream so he offered to buy more to replace it. (see, this fucking fatass still hasn't uderstand where the real problem lies, I'm not mad cause he ate my ice cream, I'm mad cause he ate a WHOLE FUCKING POUND of ice cream). How do I get him to understand that when even kicking him out won't work? Or should I let a fatty get fatter and die?