Once a fat, always a fat - the squeakquel An update on the pedoham from my first story here Somehow she managed to convince a (surprisingly human-looking) male to deposit his genetic material somewhere within the moist folds of her fupa, and pedoham is now less than a month away from calving.  On one hand I'm deeply concerned for the child, having to grow up with a mother like that - but on the other hand it was hysterical to see that she's right back to being a landwhale. And it's blatantly obvious that it's because she's over-eating because 'eating for two uwu' excuse, it's kinda hard to even tell she's pregnant because when she was a landwhale before her stomach already looked pregnant. She's already whining about how getting pregnant is changing her body, and demanding stuff like stretch-mark removal cream and $400 cellulite-firming cream while also asking for thousands of dollars of baby stuff and maternity clothes because she still refuses to get a job to pay for anything herself. She also blames everyone for not providing her with birth control, because her totes legit Super Autism™ means that everyone has to do everything for her. Apparently she's too Super Autistic™ to go to the store and buy some rubbers, but not too Super Autistic™ to make the decision to have sex without them.   I'm kinda surprised that she'd even run that risk in the first place, given how much blubbering she's been doing about the fact that she's gaining back all the weight that she lost.  I think it's that despite the fact that she's about to be a mother she's still refusing to be an adult and do right by her offspring that has me kinda steamed. She still pretends to be a kid online and uses the myspace angle to try and make herself look less like a pig, she still pretends to be autistic and uses it as an excuse every time someone calls her out for being a bully. If ever there was a time for this stupid sow to grow up, it's now.   In conclusion, I feel bad for that kid. I used to get mad about the fact that my mother spanked me a few times as a kid - but at least she wasn't a tumblrina.