Three years where it can't get Starbeetus 5x a day. Three years where it can't have Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Three years of "you will eat what we give you to eat." To a fatty, this is a fate worse than death. Twenty lashes wouldn't phase it, because there would be entirely too much adipose tissue blocking the nerve endings. Edit: What would make justice complete is if it was three years of one 1200cal nutriloaf per day with water, and nothing else allowed.