A fat at the ballet, or, fats are why we can't have nice things My sweetheart husband surprised me with tickets to the ballet last night. I'm a somewhat failed ballerina, (story for another time) so I absolutely love going anytime I can.  During one of the most wonderful moments a camera flash went off. No kidding, someone took a picture with a flash. I was absolutely stunned, who on earth would do something so selfish and distracting? (You all know where this is going)  The flash goes off a second time and this time you can get a faint outline of the beast taking the picture. Obviously it's about the fattest creature who could wedge itself into a seat.  When the lights came on for intermission I got a better look at it. A totally hideous fat fuck. I can only imagine she wanted to take pictures to update her tumblr about how all the dancers would be jealous of her curves.