I was a little hesitant to ask this here, but... What about Santa? Edit: This is the Santa I think of from my childhood, standing next to the fat ass Burgermeister. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-v_tmGcRukM4/UQBtwlagQNI/AAAAAAAAGt8/SOaggbAcnZg/s1600/rooney+burgermeister.png