Halloween candy on counter top sets me up for some subtle shitlording I was thinking of everyone here Saturday. The wife and I stopped into our storage unit facility to pay the rent and drop a few things off. There were two people at the counter when I walk in. One normal and the second in line was the middle aged party girl type with the ass that has seen to many beers on girls night. She was still trying to pack that ass into a pair of jeans that should have been retired many moons ago. Sort of like jamming 10 pounds of shit into a five pound bag.  I walk to the right side of the counter and say hi to the attendant who is a very nice person and I enjoy talking with. I mention the big bowl of mini candy bars on the counter which is sitting behind a post so the people in line can't see them. I catch the fatty look over in my direction after she hears "CANDY BAR" and I notice the weight shift like she is getting ready to bust a move in my direction to have a look. Before she can move the attendant offers them up to me and I say to her; "Thank you but those things will turn you into a fat ass, and who wants to be a fat ass?" I could see the the body language change on the fatty in line. She paid and left without saying a word.