I just committed a microaggression I went to pick up my packet for a 10-mile race. Saw a butterbeast in line and thought, nah, it's just in the way. So when I cut in front of it, it snarled at me. Turns out that it IS "running" (waddling) the 10-miler. Ooooops. I'm gonna stick around as long as I can to see if it makes it.