Roller Derby taken over by Calorie Rapists Acquaintance of mine is in a roller derby team, every fucking photo I see of their "Team" is full of future my 800lb life subjects, Roller Derby yet another thing that in theory is fucking wicked but in practice has been destroyed by the floppy titty bacon bitty brigade (Burlesque) this made me wretch. warning, its pretty  damn foul. Vomit Warning