I read it from facebook and went "...really? REALLY!? HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS FESTERING LOAD OF BULLSHIT SOAKED IN ELEPHANTSWEAT AND HIPPOSHIT DESERVE ANYONES' TIME LET ALONE BE NEWSWORTHY!?" With 50%+1 of the US population having the beetus, and this making NEWS, I'm getting genuinely concerned for our future as a species v.s. stupidity. (Apologies if it seems like a ramble, insomnia sucks.)