Last time I had a fat in my car she tilted the fucking thing noticeably, like, I was so low that I would scrape the car while banking a turn. I held in my disgust and politely asked her to sit in the middle because the car was so off balance. I drive a pretty small vehicle (Toyota Yaris) and a weight imbalance that huge majorly fucks with my car. She threw a fucking fit, like somehow I was in the wrong for acknowledging the god damn objective fact that her 400lb+ body was throwing my car dangerously off balance.I threatened to just fucking leave her behind and I had to have our mutual friend (who was sitting in the front seat) convince her to listen to me before she actually did it.  I fucking hate giving hammies rides.