To the Shitlord on the skateboard I live on an active street and often look out thew window for amusement. The other day I saw something glorious. A skinny skater kid was lazily rolling by on his skateboard while his fat ass friend struggled and gasped to keep up. He wasn't even going that fast, a human could have kept up with him at their normal pace, but this ham obviously could not. She was trying to maintain a conversation (for lack of a better word, she was talking and he was clearly not listening)  between breaths. She desperately wobbled along while he just glided by, with not a single fuck to give. I love seeing Shitlords in the wild.