ihop is good at 2AM to soak up a night of drinking, outside of that man it's hard to find anything that isnt laden with some sort of artery goop - if you ever want to see society at its finest, go there during a tuesday breakfast or lunch, it's the ham watering hole before they hit golden corral for din din.  when i read the part about the ham and ham piglet wearing sweatpants, op is spot on, its the unofficial ham dress code of ihop, some sort of sweat pants with lettering on the ass that reads "juicy" or "princess" - just downright gross