Waist to height. Not much hate in this post, please don't ban me. This could be a much needed tool in the shitlords arsenal for extra triggering of our unctuous uddered enemy.  Waist to height is seemingly a much better method of calculating if you're a fat cunt or not in a way that doesn't 'discriminate' the special snowflakes 'elite athlete' bodies, unlike BMI. http://www.health-calc.com/body-composition/waist-to-height-ratio Fun fact, on this calculator you can spin the dials and watch the figures get fatter and fatter.  Mine is 0.45, which is always nice to know! Pretty much in the middle of OK.