Get rich quick scheme start a gym that caters exclusively to hambeasts, call it a "judgment free gym." don't actually buy anything for your gym, just rent a building for a month and rent some exercise shit sell 2 year memberships for a hundred bucks or whatever allow fatties to cancel the remainder of their membership at any time so you don't get sued over the next step close the gym and return the exercise shit laugh as most of the fatties never figure out the gym is gone, and have facebook statuses claiming to be there