I haven't had a person like that in my life for years. But reading through the comments and the story really gave me flashbacks to it. There's just something about the tone of smug self satisfaction about humblebrags like that. The previous thread had a rough one with some guy praising himself for talking to a former drug addict and being a big enough person to rehire him after first firing him for being mean to a fat person. They just ooze vileness in a way that no person who's honest about the good and bad in themselves can't match even when in the process of doing something horrible. They're just....smiley.