Ever wondered why most hospital lobbies don't have dining tables? And you're going to find out why. So I was working at the hospital being all cool as usual likes it's another day. And this hamily arrives and their dad was as wide as he is tall. To put this into concept, he's as wide as a Smart Car if not wider. This fucker has a ham wife and four piglets and one of them is a son with a very round face with no neck and glasses and his stomach was bigger than a male human's ass. The ham mom asked me and my coworker if there is any waiting lobby for them with a dining table for them to put their dozen bags from Jack In The Box so they can sit down with their food and eat them as she waits for her relative from the ICU for heart surgery (geez I wonder what caused the need for heart surgery if every member of the family is a fat fuck). We kindly told them that we don't have dining tables in the lobby and she whined how that's unfair because the hospital cafeteria was closed at the time. So the ham family waddled to the lobby to sit on their chairs as they place their fast food bags on the smaller tables next to their chairs. The fat dad was talking about how he wished he could sit down with food in his lap but his huge stomach got in the way and he has to use the table next to him. He even talked about how he fits in his chair but his body touches both armrests. Yes we have huge couch chairs that could fit two humans in it even though it was made for one. A shitlord nurse said that she's really peeved in dealing with bariatric patients and the last thing their relatives want to bring to them is fast food. She also said that this isn't the first time fat fucks asked for waiting rooms with dining tables and that we don't have them because it would encourage bad eating habits for visiting fatties to plop their giant asses down in the chairs before their food hits the table before eating them. Not to mention, they leave behind messes on the table for the janitors to clean up after so because of this, my hospital doesn't have dining tables in the lobby to help discourage hammy behavior.