our problem is that she is the executive assistant of the highest ranking person on our team, and HE absolutely loves her (they have a relationship like april and ron swanson on parks and rec, he has no desire to do his job and she runs interference so he can fuck around, and as a tradeoff she can do whatever else she wants).  also, honestly, it's so silly! we're all adults, most of us with advanced degrees, and this is just supposed to be a cute fun thing for our kids. my husband was cracking up when i was telling him about it because i was trying to get him to take it seriously but throwing around words like 'squib'