Fuck off fatty (song parody) I've always enjoyed parodies and wrote this one up recently.  Fuck Off Fatty, catfishing parody of Call Me Maybe. You sent a picture by phone Lacking in a collarbone Your MySpace angles are honed And now we're on a date I see a land whale ahead Trying to get me in bed I'd rather fuck something dead 'Cause fatties have my hate Your FUPA's showing Chub rub Hair is...glowing? Hot night Sweat is showing Where you think you're going fatty? Hey I just met you And you seem crazy You tried to catfish So fuck off fatty I can't imagine fucking those rolls You tried to catfish So fuck off fatty Hey I just met you And you seem crazy You tried to catfish So fuck off fatty I've never been around One so lazy You tried to catfish So fuck off fatty You gobble nothing but sweets You've never heard of whole wheat And you never see your feet But thought you'd get a date? You live just for your next meal Cupcakes always make you squeal You ate the grease that congealed And now you have my hate Your FUPA's showing Chub rub Hair is...glowing? Hot night Sweat is showing Where you think you're going fatty? Hey I just met you And you seem crazy You tried to catfish So fuck off fatty I can't imagine fucking those rolls You tried to catfish So fuck off fatty If you all enjoy I may write a few more when the mood hits me.