My favorite thing is how they can get a paycheck for eating themselves out of work. A former friend of mine is a computer scientist, and also weighs in the neighborhood of 600 lbs. He doesn't bathe, doesn't really ever change his clothes, cannot wear anything other than enormous sweat pants, etc. The smell is... Anyway, they told him to start working from home. So he did, for a little while. Surprise, surprise though, lack of self-discipline meant that he didn't actually do any work and they finally laid him off (government job, so firing is very hard). So, while collecting a unemployment check and sitting at home on his ass, he finally gets to the point that he can't drive, and can barely walk. So now he is also on disability. THEY GIVE HIM A CHECK FOR BEING A LAZY FAT FUCK. That is fat privilege.