Where do these women get off calling themselves goddesses?! Goddesses are supposed to be beautiful, powerful, and strong.  Literally everything these hamhocks aren’t.  Just look at Artemis, Athena, and Aphrodite; they represent what a female should embody: strength, intelligence, beauty, and desire.  How does someone like ‘Goddess Patty’ who can’t even stand up on her own compare?  If these shebeasts want to compare themselves to any sort of deity it should be the Shit Golem.