Fats at workplace lunchroom I walked into the lunch room to refill my water bottle and one of the fats (at a table of fats) there asked in a rather offensive voice 'what do you eat for lunch to stay so skinny", I responded "I usually don't."  Of course they snapped back with, "Don't what?!?".   I responded in a real slow way so they would all understand, "I usually.....DO NOT....eat lunch", as I was looking at the mounds of shit they had at their table and thinking especially when you consume a weeks work of calories in one damn sitting', but I need to keep my job, so I kept my mouth shut.  Their facial expressions were priceless, they all acted like not eating a meal was an unbelievable act of evil or something.  Either that, they could all read my mind and were offended about what I was thinking.