Working with hams rant I can't stand the hams I work with. One in particular smells all the time and will always say "Oh Corruption can do that" for tasks she can't be bothered to do. I work with a lot of hams and HR is full of them. So I immediately can't complain that someone is being lazy to HR or my boss because EVERYONE IS A HAM! She's not even 40 years old and I thought she was 55 when I met her initially. Face like a fucking bulldog's backside, stupid high-pitched giggle, nothing but vulgarity conversation-wise, thinks it's sexy, back-fat rolls ooooooozing everywhere. It likes to act like it out-ranks me when really training to be a supervisor doesn't fucking make you a supervisor. I've only been there a month and these are all things I've observed so far about working there in general: 1) Most fats take the lift/elevator instead of the stairs even though it takes more time 2) Every fat picks at the food intended to be sold to customers 3) All the female hams either go all out on perfume and make-up (which isn't even allowed near the food) or they've long since stopped giving a fuck about how they look. 4) THEY'RE ALL SO FUCKING SLOW! Like maybe you could leave on time with all your work done if you just moved a bit faster?  5) It's never a good time to diet. They'll shove treats in my face and say "ah, one won't hurt you"  6) They make so much mess. Crumbs, empty packing, any old shit just left everywhere for no reason.  7) There's company "motivation" posters everywhere that have disgusting, fugly fucking fats on them that I have to look at all day 8) Ham parents feel no shame in letting their ham offspring have entire cream cakes or muffins to themselves. These things are 400+ calories a piece and I've seen toddlers being given these cakes!  9) Everyone is so dirty. Like using the brush (that's never washed) used to sweep up dirt from the floor to clean crumbs off surfaces that food touches. Or like putting sticky cakes on sooty oven trays because it makes them easier to pack. One guy will even scratch his crotch and not wash his hands afterward! 10) Hams having breaks will add at least 5 minutes on to their break because they're so fucking lazy 11) I get a lot of ham customers stare at my normal sized body and sigh "how can you stay so slim working with all these cakes?" so I smile and say I just watch my calories. They either smile politely or snort a laugh. Ham cow-workers will just glare at me when I walk around the canteen. I don't even know what the point of this post is. I'm just ranting, I guess. Occasionally it gets to me just how fucking messy, nasty, lazy, greedy and inconsiderate people are. Today was particularly fucking irritating. I like my job, just not my cow-workers. Hurray for the odd few lean, handsome male co-workers I have. They make it worth getting out of bed for. Damn. It's strange how attractive people are when they don't look like rotting bags of fleshy custard.