Well duh they wouldn't think the ham is with him. So the other one is funnier. She looks like she's trying to play it off as "he's mine and I'm possessive" but she's probably insecure as hell. Imagine willingly making yourself ten times uglier to the point where society at large and you yourself (even if you don't admit it) doubt your partner's commitment. See with my "thin privilege" all I get is a bit of an ego stroke if someone hits on my boyfriend because hey who doesn't like to have an attractive partner? Though no ones done it in front of my face yet.