I'd rather eat a Totino's.  You and me both, my friend. Totino's is crappy, but it's cheap, and there's a comforting sort of crappiness about it (at least for me). It is what it is, and it doesn't try to be anything else. I haven't had one in a few years (we usually buy a Red Baron, which, say what you like, they have the best crust), but the last time I had one it was fine--comforting crappines, like I said. Dominos, on the other hand...even if I could eat them, I wouldn't (they decided to put bell peppers in their sauce. I am allergic to bell peppers). Only a fat would act like Domino's is some delicious treat they only have on special occasions or something. (It may be nostalgia for me, though. When my big brother and I were "latchkey kids," we usually had to make our own dinner, and for a year or so it was either Chef Boyardee, a baked potato, or a Totino's pizza. Then I decided to start learning how to cook.)