God reading that pissed me off so much. You've beaten obesity 100 times before, yet you're still obese - so isn't it more like "I've tried to beat obesity like 100x, unfortunately I'm disgusting and have no self-control so it keeps beating me..." or something like that? I seriously doubt that it even attempted to lose weight, probably just skipped 2nd breakfast, told itself it was anorexic all day and then got home and binge ate for about 5 hours.  If this pathetic fat sack of shit actually "beat" obesity, it wouldn't still be the size of a fucking condo.