Hams encountered in the wild. Today I was out at the grocery store when I came across a horrifying ham beast puttering around on one of those store provided scooters. She was so fucking massive her hammy ass created horizontal lard shelves to either side of her. I literally could have rested a few beers on either side of her with room to spare. They seemed to defy gravity as their fatty mass hovered parallel to the ground. If that wasn't horrifying enough, she had her four or five year old grand daughter with her pushing her walker around after her. So sad for that little girl, with that as an example she is probably doomed.  Worst case I've seen in person just about ever. Anyone else have a close encounter of the hammy kind as bad as that?