Porky piglet at bike shop I went to a bike shop a couple days ago.  Another customer was looking at children's bikes and I thought I heard him ask  if there was a weight limit. As I was wheeling my purchase out the door, I saw a huge, huge pig child.  My jaw hit the ground. How could a young boy be so fucking fat?  I think he's the fattest child I've ever seen IRL. So angry, so sad, so grossed out. I don't have words.  He must have looked like Whitney Fatso on that bike.  Fatness in America is out of control.  That child is doomed and I don't think he's turned 8 yet.