Fats Catfishing (gay rant) Hamplanets often pose as hot guys on Grindr to try to get humans to send them nudes, since they're too hideous to get any legitimately. Of course, the profiles they make are often transparent because their adipose-clogged brains don't know how to even pretend to be human. Here's an example. No hot guy names their profile like that. Also, I should have been meaner. Well, one of the catfish profiles was somehow successful and got one of my friends' nudes. He's offering to trade them for other guys' nudes on a Twitter account I found. My friend is human and a great guy, and this fatass is being a shit person (shocker, they all are) trading his nudes without his consent. Every day I find another reason to hate fats.