Fat Tells me Huskies and Christmas don't Mix So before I went to a particular Christmas party, my human friends said only reindeer antlers are acceptable because if I wear my husky tail, it may knock people's food and drinks off the table if I get too close and turn around. So I left my husky ears and tail at home. When I was talking about how huskies and Christmas go well together, a she-planet told me huskies are not part of Christmas. She was so fat, her shirt forms with her rolls and she sounds so rude and sparky. Every time she talks, her boobs and sometimes her rolls jiggle too. Uhm, what about snow and winter since huskies like cold weather? So our arguing went like this. SUPA FUPA: What do you mean huskies and Christmas don't mix? She Planet: When was the last time you saw Santa with a husky? SUPA FUPA: At the mall when it was dog night. She Planet: But Santa doesn't have huskies and therefore, you can't wear husky ears and tail here! No fun! All the fats ruin the fun and every time they sit to gorge on their holiday feasts, their shirts form with their blubber rolls! If I can't wear husky ears and tail, I'll wear it at the other Christmas party later! Fats ruin the fun all the time and they always sound rude and not festive!