Here's my guess, and I was not nearly as charitable. Quarter Pounder with Cheese - 530cal  Fries (those look like at least a large) - 510cal  Hot Fudge Sundae - 330cal  Club soda (I'll give her the benefit of the doubt even though there's probably Sprite in that cup) - 0cal That cup of jizz could be either may or tartar sauce; assuming that's a 1 oz cup, it's about 194cal of mayo or 120cal of tartar sauce. Bringing our grand total to...... 1490-1564 calories. In a single fucking meal.  That's more than I eat all day.No wonder she's such a fat fucking pig.