The world revolves around McFats I was on my way for a coffee at McDonald's when I was suddenly cut off by a butter heifer getting off the interstate. They were obviously in a hurry...to the drive-thru. Surely it knew what salty-sweet food they wanted to shovel in its maw—but no. They had to cut me off to stop just shy of the speaker so they could take their sweet time deciding what to order. Consider this a PSA—the world revolves around McFatties. They are entitled to both cutting you off and forcing a line behind them while their greasy little brains mull over their decisions. Best of all, the order was on the screen when I rolled up. All that nonsense for 4 hashbrowns, 2 sausage biscuits, and a large coke. That's a 1590 calorie McBreakfast.