beep... beep.... beeerrup.  That's the sound of our future. You know that sound.   You know exactly what I am fucking talking about.  It's the sound those damn Walmart carts make when people are backing up.   Except the people who ride the carts these days are not people at all, nay, they are obeasts.    So today, I headed to Walmart after finishing my back, bicep, and shoulder workout, also I will note after finalizing my divorce earlier in the morning.  I was in the "good" Walmart in town and I was standing in the shaving cream aisle in all my 39 year old fit divorcee shitlord glory.     While making my selection, I noticed was surrounded by this incessant beeping!   It was coming from all directions! As I started to look around I confirmed my suspicion.   All fats.   All riding in these carts far earlier than their age would typically require, but all too fat and lazy to "need" one.    Normally this wouldn't piss me off too bad, but, there were three in my immediate area making these noises and I had just finished an intense workout so that can put me a bit on edge (ok a lot on edge).   Plus, online dating has been a complete shit show for me lately and I am getting exactly zero responses from women and I think I have a fair amount to offer.    To note :  Anyway, that's it.   That's my rant.   That fucking noise just permeates the store and I am afraid someday I am going to walk into Walmart and instead of typical walk-behind carts, it's going to be all ride-on carts for all the fats in the US fucking fat ass A.