No, whale, you dont get the exit row I usually fly Southwest, which is open seating, and this trip was no exception. I’m standing in line to board when I spot a grease goblin sitting at the gate. NBD, I just won’t sit next to him. There’s a cute little old couple in front of me; I’ll sit with them.   Anyway. Turns out the whale is in my boarding group, but it couldn’t handle the stress of standing. And it pissed itself. And it flopped itself into the exit row.   Oh hellz no. I immediately flagged down the flight attendant and let her know that the cheese rapist (I might have said “passenger of size”) had been unable to stand for more than a few minutes in the terminal. Yes, she asked it to move. Thankfully.