Joke's on them, I drive an old car that's dinged up anyway. Motherfucker drives like a champ, though.  Fats often have cars outside of their legitimately smart price range (I sold cars for a long time) because they live and die on instant gratification and if you're a smart salesperson that hates fat people (hey guys!) you can talk them into buying anything.  I've put fat people into seven year loans with only $1,000 down and $400+/month payments because they couldn't help but treat themselves to the highest possible model available with a whole bunch of extras. You give them a few small justifications to latch onto for why they need it and they'll sell it to themselves.  For real, I targeted fat people like my livelihood depended on it because they were such easy money.