Ham beasts tries fresh fruit, steals it, then flees. So the GF and I are coming back from visiting my parents in the countryside, and one of my favourite parts of the trip is passing through this little farm town with dozens of fresh produce stands. The kind of places where you can get 20lbs of fresh peaches for $10, 20lbs of apples for $5, and so on, so I like to stock up on fresh fruit and veggies, especially when you're supporting independent local businesses. I always go to the same stand which is run by this Indian family, I've always thought its interesting how this family from India ended up running a farm in the middle of nowhere Canada.  Anyways, we're loading up our car with all this fresh produce, when a couple land walruses waddle in, both potentially females at one point in their lives. The larger of them asks if they can sample a peach, because they want ones that are extra sweet. The girl behind the counter says sure, so this butterblob grabs one, takes a bite out of it THEN PUTS IT BACK IN THE BIN and says "not sweet enough." The little Indian girl is too polite to say anything but there's a complete look of dismay on her face. The blobs then grabs a few peaches, and waddles away, hops into their giant pickup truck which struggles to carry their weight and they drive off. Girl is speechless. I just shrug. I'm sure those hams went home and covered those ill-gotten peaches with sugar.