"A Good Oriental Lady" There's some stuff people know about me since I post to Twitter, FB, and YouTube. One such thing some people take interest in is the fact I live in South Korea. Some people ask me how it is living here, others ask what brought me here. One time, however, a ham contacted me regarding the subject. This guy was the stereotypical obeast: unshaven, looks like he never washes, whiny voice, fatlogic out the ass. You know the type. He sent me an email asking me to introduce him to a "good Oriental lady" with "traditional values" that he could basically import to his country and marry. He also demanded a virgin, though he apparently isn't one (I shuddered reading it, and I shudder typing this...the idea he's had sex just...::shudder::), and said he knows it's double standards but it's just how he feels.  I explained to him that I lived in a developed nation where people aren't desperate to marry for visas...in fact, it's the other way around. I also explained to him that a woman with traditional values would refuse to marry a foreigner, especially an obese one, and refuse to move away from her home country. In other words, the exact type of woman he wanted would absolutely shove him away faster than he could hoover down a McBeetus meal.  Just the audacity this thing had to ask me, pretty much a complete stranger, to basically hunt down a vulnerable woman for him to prey on with his sausage fingers makes me absolutely disgusted.