Starbucks fatties So I almost never go to starbucks, but yesterday was one of the hottest days this summer and I was starting to feel pretty dehydrated. My friends and I had been out on a hike and we were all exhausted and starbucks was the only place around so we decided to stop and get some ice water. As soon as we went in we were confronted by a line of hams. There were two fatties already at the counter, and then mother and son fatties behind them, and then us. I assumed the line would go rather quickly but five minutes passed, then ten minutes, then fifteen minutes and the first two hams were still ordering. I was starting to getting really fucking irritated because my friends and I were about to pass out if we didn't get some water soon. FINALLY the hams at the counter finished their order. When the mother and son got up to the counter I was praying this would go faster, but I swear they started ordering every fucking dessert, sandwich, sugar filled drink that starbucks had to offer. While they were still ordering the first two fatties got what they had ordered. They both got what looked like a milkshake with whip cream on top and a bunch of cookies and cake. When they finally waddled off the mother and son were still ordering. At this point one of my friends was seriously about to pass out. I had had enough. I pushed past the fat ass mom and told the cashier we needed water NOW. They got us our water. My friend was not doing well at that point, some other people in the store seemed really concerned. She wasn't very responsive and didn't seem to be doing much better with water. Finally one of the starbucks employees called 911. Me and my other friend sat with her until the ambulance arrived. On the way out to the ambulance I passed the fat mom, she glared and me and said, " Excuse you, but you know I was ordering, that was very rude what you did."She then proceeded to block the door when we were trying to get my friend out.  WTF was her shit filled frappuccino and greasy sugar filled crap really that fucking important to her?? Luckily we got my friend to the hospital and we were able to go home within a few hours.  tl;dr Lard bucket puts cake and beetus juice before a human life