Fats are an unknown So the other day a met a girl with a killer body, an actual hourglass, I don't think I've ever seen one in real life until then. She was nice enough and we got along as well as acquaintances, but our personalities didn't really click. On the walk home I began to lament about the rarity of her body type and fell into depression as almost every woman I passed by was obese or borderline obese. Then it hit me, no one is naturally obese all these Gobbling goblins I'm seeing let themselves get this way. Most of them got fat as kids too, so they don't even have the slightest clue what their own natural body looks like. I was hit with a wave of frustration at the realization that hundreds, thousands, MOTHER FUCKING MILLIONS of hourglass figures could have potentially been hidden or destroyed under mountains of fat, and the worst part is the world will never know what could of been because these fats can't stop eating, that's the worst part I'll never know whether that -1,000,000,000,000 ham in the corner working on a tower of pizza boxes was at any point in time/could of been a potential 8, hell even 6. I now find myself  subconsciously frowning and slowly shaking my head at fat women.