I babysat a 6 and 9 year old two years back... They were both skinnyfat, but I hoped saveable. I brought over some butterfly nets and bug boxes and asked them if they wanted to go bug catching... Neither budged, and the 6 year old gave me a disgusted look. Now, when I was that age I would have been ecstatic, but I didn't give up. I asked them if they wanted to play hide and seek. When I was done counting ROUND 1 I searched all around the yard, nothing. I walked in to find them both back on the couch with the XBOX. Then dinner. They're kids, so I thought hmmm, chicken nuggets and mac and cheese are probably normal, so I tried cheesy quinoa and baked amd breaded chicken cutlets. I even made the cutlets into crowns and cats and cool little triangles but they barely touched it.  Fuck that. I am not raising my kids to stay inside like that and have a wimpy, fat-flooded pallet.