I think these morons marry their pet pigs because they are the first thing with a vagina that they've been allowed to fuck. These desperate pigfuckers probably think that being allowed to bust a nut in a fat's fetid yeast hole is the greatest thing ever, since all they've known up until that point is porn and Palmela Handerson. They seem to get more desperate as time goes on. I was friends with a guy who didn't lose his virginity until his early 20's. Not a horrible looking guy, not fat, but kind of shy and awkward. He lost his it to a chubby chick (not huge, but definitely overweight) and ended up marrying her. Based on his Facebook photos, it looks like she's porked up even more since having a kid. So I'm guessing that since these betas have never been successful in their attempts to have sex with a human, they settle for bestiality and put a ring on piggy's hoof so they don't lose the only lay they've ever gotten.