Imagine them trying to even fit in a narrow aisle.. That's a new fatty wedding problem to consider. One of these hams looked like she had a particularly expensive dress on, but it was ruined by all the grossness of how cottage cheesy her skin looked. What a waste! Might as well wear a wrinkled dress too. IF any of these hams actually loses weight and is able to grow old, they'll probably look back at their wedding photos and think WTF!