The paradox of FA. Fat activism in America should be considered a success by sheer numbers alone, as two-thirds of the United States are fat, obese, or morbidly obese. The deep lack of self-awareness which seems to be the spine of the movement is made painfully apparent when you realize the things these fat women are championing - visibility, acceptance, inclusion, market recognition, and even sexual worth - have been achieved due to the statistical reality that they are the majority. Fat people are the American majority. They are more visible through numbers; their support of the fat monolith (sans the self-wanking "intersectional" aspects of fat activism) suggest they are widely accepted, because fat people, the majority, must all love other fats by virtue of their excess adipose. Food portions and clothing sizes have been skewed by their insatiable greed and massively bloated pre-corpses. They are sexy because they say so; and more than that, they are sexy because there are no other alternatives. Butterbeasts far outnumber healthy, beautiful women. Yet fat activists still feign anemic against the weighty oppression of thin privilege. How is this? Here's your answer: fats aren't in a battle against society's impossible standards of beauty. Nor the skinny bitches who perpetuate it and the douchebro men who only fuck skinny bitches. Fats are at war with themselves - with their own conscience. Fats cannot conscionably stand behind FA, assuming they are self-aware at all, because they know deep down that gluttony laid the path for their current state of undesirability. The fats who can't conceive of a reality in conflict with their delusion are in denial of their primary biological function, and as an organism completely lacking in worth, their cognitive dissonance will always be the phantom itch. Fats know that evolution has shown their bodies to be worthless. Useless. Unsightly. Ugly. Repulsive. Shameful. That's the key word: shameful. Fat activism is a failure as a movement because FA is not a response to oppression. It's a misdirected response to their own self-hatred.