Right?! I tried stilettos once and my legs were vibrating the entire time with the effort of maintaining balance, but wedges are mankind's greatest gift to the world. Plus, they make mediocre calves look toned :3  I totally feel you on that. My entire family is convinced I'm eating-disordered because I still want to lose weight. I don't have a great face, I rely on increasing the hotness of my body haha