Don't feel bad, I still consider walking down the street in a sports bra after a gym session while eating Haagen Dazs out of the pint container my best silent shitlording experience ever. I am "lucky" to have a pretty decent set of abs and I made sure to train them before leaving the gym that day so they'd pop even more. Just fucking walking down the street with a six-pack and gorging on ice cream in plain sight of fatties, it was climactic.