My first encounter with a deranged beast at the gym To start off, my gym is fantastic. So many machines to use, nice shitpeople, and have never seen a deranged beast. But not that day. I decide to use the treadmill and see a ham...sitting? I'm confused so I take a closer look. It's sitting on a small arm cycle ( like this: https://imgoat.com/v/3815  ignore the foot pedals, this machine did not have them) that people with broken legs would use to stay in shape.  Its huge "big boooteee" is enveloping the seat, so I can hardly see the machine at all. And the piece of shit is TEXTING. SITTING. Hogging (tee hee) the machine. Every five minutes, a half-assed arm cycle, on probably the lowest setting. It looked easily 300 lbs, but because it was sitting, I didn't get to estimate the height. If I had been there with a busted leg or some injury preventing me from doing leg work, I'd have told the thing off.  Parasites. That is what they are. No words are capable of describing just how terrible these beasts are. EDIT: the machine I provided a link to has foot pedals the one I am talking about did not.