Fats are walking misophonia nightmares One of the lesser talked about ways fats ruin everything, is the constant and grating noises that erupt from fatties without a second thought. The most obvious would be the piggish way they eat. Fats are sloppy eaters and make a load of mms and ahhs while eating, they chew loudly, smack, slurp, and belch with impunity as well. Second, they can't walk 2 feet without wheezing, and many breathe loudly just sitting still, usually out of their mouths making a rattling raspy noise. Third, they snore. Many omega deathfats need cpap machines just to keep their own neck fat from strangling them. So as you can imagine a fatass snores, loudly. Lacking any real energy means they fall asleep anywhere and start up the obnoxious chainsawing noise. Thats all I can think of from my own personal list of miso triggers, but Im sure there are many more annoying noises they make.