My ex and I tried to have "fat sex" two days ago. (NSFW) My ex and I both recently became single and decided to take comfort in each other. We're always been pretty compatible in our sex life and have tried many things. But this... it went too far. We decided to have "fat sex". We put on over-sized shirts and shoved pillows into them as best as we could. We looked absolutely huge and were laughing our asses off. He climbed on top of me and our "bellies" got smooshed together. It was the funniest fucking thing we've ever done. The bellies got in the way so much that he could barely get the tip in, even though he's a good size. So even though the sex was nearly impossible, we were having a great time. We flipped to random positions to see how they might work in real fat sex. The one that seemed to work best was when we were both on our side. Of course the easiest position is one where we both could be lazy. However, we soon had to stop because I got so disgusted when my ex and I started to "dirty talk". Saying things like, "Oh god, you smell delicious like a cheese burger!" and "I love how your sweat smells!". Just super gross things like that and laughing hysterically. I said something about wanting carrots or broccoli (just some random veggie, idr which) and he said "only if it comes with a tub of ranch!" Then he proceeds to mime dipping a veggie down my cleavage while exclaiming, "Oh! Here's some ranch between your tits! Must've dropped it earlier! Tee hee." I lost it. I nearly threw up. I had to get up, take the pillows out of my shirt and return to my normal, thin self. The though of cleavage ranch was so fucking disgusting. Of course he's cackling like a madman at how grossed out I was and couldn't stop making comments. Moral of the story, fat sex sucks. But it was hilarious to see the work fat people would have to put in just to have normal sex. They wouldn't be able to do a lot of positions because their fat would get in the way and they're too winded to move about much.