Looking for Advice from Fellow Shitlords Hello shitlords and shitladies, My gym recently changed the management of their "group fitness" department. You know, the classes that take place on the wooden floor behind the glass doors: yoga, zumba, boot camp, etc. Now, I never actually joined the group fitness classes, but they're in the middle of the gym and I definitely look inside when I walk past.  A few weeks ago, I look inside to find that the Zumba instructor is a fully grown hippo. On one hand I shouldn't care because I'm not in that class, on the other hand it's an affront to everything I stand for. I figured it was a one-time thing and moved on. Oh how wrong I was. The hippo is now the regular "instructor" for Tuesday's Zumba, and another equally disgusting cow is the regular "instructor" for Thursday's class. Again, I have zero interest in Zumba but this shit really rubbed me the wrong way. So I went home and sent a (professionally written) email to corporate complaining about the matter. No response for a week. I send another email, still no response a week later. This is a respectable gym with a good nationwide reputation (not like Planet Fitness, for example), so I figured they must care about their online reputation at least. Well, apparently not - I created a twitter account and publicly reply to their tweets asking why their instructors at so-and-so location are obese. Again - no response So, here I am. Any ideas about how I can escalate this further and force them to at least acknowledge that some fat sympathizer is turning their "fitness staff" into "fatties with staph?"  Also, I'd rather not quit the gym since the closest competitor adds another 30 minutes to my daily commute