Favorite Random Acts of Fat Shaming Sometimes, when I find myself in the presence of fat people, such as in a waiting room, I'll stand up and stretch my shoulders a little, and then suddenly bend down and touch my toes and hold the position for a good 10 seconds and slowly bend back to a standing position, hyper extending backward a little, give a little sigh of relief, and sit back down to my book/phone. The flash of hatred in the eyes of every gut-impregnated fat person in the room is priceless. What's your favorite random act of fat shaming?