As a parent of a toddler, I can safely say that trying to drag around a fussy kid is just as bad as trying to drag a fat. Except fats are fat because of terrible life choices and kids are kids and at that age, they don't know any better. Also fats are naturally warmer (all that blubber is gud insulashun) and the cold affects younger toddlers and infants more, so the hams SHOULD have to park far away.