Hurry up and cut the cake!! So here at work again, freezing my boobs off, because i'm a skinny bitch... I decided i'm gonna write about the fats in my office after their fatty logic I previously posted about. https://www.voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/comments/539817.  Anyway, today is a coworkers bday. As I walk into the office, i'm asked if I want to order out for lunch. I decline, as I just literally ate a bowl of veggies before coming in. As I sat down, I proceeded to listen to the ordering convo going on. Long story short, 3 pizzas, and 2 full size sandwiches were ordered between 3 people, who just so happen to the the fattest in the office. About 30 mins later, the food comes, and they go in on it. There is literally nothing left. Maybe another 30 mins passes (if that), and one of the fatties says "When are we gonna eat the cake?" I look over at the table where all the food use to be, plus the cake, and I'm thinking, she can't be serious. They just demolished their lunch 30 mins ago. The other fatty follows up with, "Where's X? He needs to hurry up and cut the cake!" Now, X just went on break, so he hears none of this and he won't be back for another 10 mins. He finally gets back, and before he can even get to his seat, one of the whales says, "Hey X, when are you gonna cut the cake?" X says that he wasn't really thinking about it since he already had lunch. The other whales tells him that they can't eat the cake until he cuts it. X had a confused look on his face. Probably was thinking that they just ate. The smallest of the 3 fats then yells, "hurry up and cut the cake X!" Being a beta, X proceeds to cut the cake (a small piece), and the 3 fupacabras are immediately behind him. "OMG I LOVE CHOCOLATE CAKE" "THIS SMELLS SO GOOD" "ARE YOU GETTING ANOTHER PIECE, CAUSE IM GETTING ANOTHER PIECE" "IS THERE ANY PIZZA LEFT?" Just a few things that was said before X actually got the cake on his place. The cake is almost gone. I want to take a pic, but I'm already on the shit list, because I asked if they could turn down the AC, and 2/3 for the fats are my bosses. Also, one the fats just went to lunch, because she was still hungry...