Fat fuck with a tracheotomy ring How fat do you have to be to have a trach ring installed? Last night I saw this fat hog that had one. She It was easily 300 pounds, going to St Patrick's day party in downtown and I was the lucky bus driver to carry her. Goodness, the noise it made was disturbing. The normal labored breathing seemed to be amplified by the hole in its neck, a dry gasping at odd intervals. I can only assume that it had the hole for a while because it could talk fairly easily. The only good thing about my night after that is that I get off early enough that I didn't have to take her home. Seeing as yesterday was St. Patty's day, how about some bagpipe earbleach. https://youtu.be/vBKBI7DOLHA