I saw some mini-moon do this in Subway a few months back. Ordered a salad bowl and proceeded to have fucking mayo, cheese, and all sorts of vile gloop on it. It was literally swimming in fat. I was next in line and was thinking "WTF you might as well have just had a footlong, it would have been healthier" Of course you all know what drink she plumped (pun intended) for ......yup a diet coke.  Love how they think that bread and sliced lean meat is unhealthy, yet gallons of mayo and half a pound of cheese is A-OK!