Austin REALLY doesn't have too many fats, the surrounding towns and suburbs and places have loads, but Austin isn't too bad. It's just funny because Austin is just an out-doorsy active city, so when they come out and pretend to be people they can never fit in, no matter how hard they try. It's like their struggle to put on skinny jeans is a euphemism for their shit lives of trying to fit in anywhere or with anything.