Fat cunt boards a train FPH. My Fucking Vent. So the other day I was getting off the train from work. The train itself I find quite funny, as normally trains have double doors that split at the middle, and only single doors on the ends of the train, but this train has single doors throughout, it's almost like a shitlord designed the vehicle to stop these fat fucks from boarding. Anyway, the doors open, and I go to get off, now, it's customary in the UK to let people off the train first, (and queue), the latter we seem to be losing after generations of lazy fat worthless chav-stock inbreeding raising their fucking chicken-mcnugget-having kids to have no fucking manners. So I'm getting off, mind the gap, raised step and all that feet in the air and this FUCKING, COLOSSUS, this.... BEAST of the 7th order of the whalemonks... this fucking man-in-a-gorilla-costume-of-a-subhuman-fucking-being barges her way past me onto the train (etymology of that word must stem from the giant tankards that float on water).  Keep in mind these doors are designed to let pretty much 1 and a half people on and off at a time comfortably (you know, without touching tits), I look past like wtf, and she's straight past me to try and get a seat. Fucking fat people, that's all I can think. So then imagine my surprise when on a 12 car train, out of all the fucking doors, this hambeast boards in exactly the same Huff n Puff manner the very next fucking day. I fucking hate fat people.  Oh and the smell of cheese and onion crisps. How the fuck does that smell come past you in winter, she's wearing a fucking coat (or bath curtain), what did she do, wipe her fucking fingers all over her fucking coat after snuffing a bag of crisps. Fucking rude fat people