This guy at work raised a huge stink for *days* about me farting near him because the thought of smelling it reminded him of my superior lunch and he was hungry. Needless to say, this guy is fat and always hungry. He didn't bring a lunch that day and ate some scant sustenance from the vending machine instead. He told a coworker he didnt even smell the fart (i was far away from him), and that he was bitching about eating my lunch in front of him That happened.