Dad bods can still get the other 95% (like Di Caprio that somehow ends up as a poster boy for it in these articles, the guy could probably even pick up straight dudes if he wanted), if they overcompensate by being funny, famous, rich, sucessful, super smart, looking like a sad-puppy to get a pity-fuck, ... Or settle down for a "middle-aged-walmart-mom bod". While the fit guy just has to be "normal" to be attractive enough to most women. Yeah I think I know which body type I'll keep aiming for!