"Bring me Solo and the wookiee." "That means I have to get up and walk!"  "Well, I can't do it, I have three knee replacements and PCOS." "But I have condishuns too!" "Hang on, my fupa is sagging, gotta rest it on the table." "Fuck you, you disgusting deathfat, I eat off of that!" (Fee fees damaged. Triggurz triggered. Chaos ensues.)