Made an old ham cry Ham in charge got upset because I had a non-beetus related family emergency. She got her hooves all in a knot and wanted her key back. I threw it at hamhock gut and laughed on my way out. Why do so many hams think that thin, attractive people can't just go get another job? Hams crack me up. She's probably crying in a vat of butter as we speak. Pathetic.