Tales Of A Domino's Shitlord, Volume 1: First Week Hey, hey, hey what's up people! So recently yours truly has started working at Domino's Pizza this past week. I was lucky as I WAS NOT having luck finding work elsewhere. I live in California so it was hot as hell all summer, what with wearing a shirt and tie to what little interviews I could get and using every bit of pocket change to print out applications, copies of my resume, and financial aid forms for college(and runnning back and forth to the main campus to deal with the paperwork). But now things are starting to get on track. As for what my first week was like... First off, let me just say that working in a pizza place(or any food service job) is suprisingly physically demanding. Basically here's how it works: We have a refrigerator room where we stock our toppings and then an assembly area for the pizzas where we add the toppings. So whenever a certain topping container is going empty one of us has to refill it to keep things moving. This means squatting to lift boxes, moving some around to get the right one and alot of moving back and forth. The same goes for taking out trash, gathering trash bags and breaking down boxes and then hauling them all to the dumpster which is a bit of a walk from the store since we share it with other shops in the plaza. Things have been okay for me. I've gotten fairly used to things but need improvement in the areas of using the register, molding the actual pizza dough and have yet to take phone orders. My boss is of bulky stature but very chill but not beyond pointing out mistakes so I take it upon myself to do my best to improve. Most of my fellow crew members are thin, with the exception of two chubby chicks, my boss the manager, another guy with a bulky build but then one of our crew members is a straight up fatass. Ballooned up, flab the whole 9 yards. Her main job seems to be delivery since she probably couldn't keep up with the fast pace movement needed to work at the counter area. As for the customers, unsurprisingly(this is America after all) most are overweight. Sure not all of them, even some hot blonde chicks came in last night but most of them are fat, some even obese. And the pizzas we make my god...Many of the ones I've made just in my first week have been Hawaiian or better yet  all meat styles(pepperoni, beef, bacon, ham, sausage). You know the most fatty and unhealthy version of pizza to be eaten. While I'm vegetarian I'm not bothered by the meat handling and pizza is one of my favorite foods, but it is clear many of our customers don't moderate or prefer pizza that won't contribute to their Type 2 Diabetes. Then of course there's the chicken wings, mini lava chocolate cakes, marbled cookie brownie, and pasta ditches which are almost drenched i sauce. You see at Domino's we weigh the amount of ingredients on things like pizza and the side dishes. For pasta bowls it is usually 4 ounces of sauce(i.e alfredo, marinara) with of course meat topping along with likely a large meat lovers pizza. And then there's the security guard. You see we have a security guard who patrols the premises of the plaza the stores and restrauants are located in. I ran into him my first night of trash duty when it was dark. Now this guy was fat. We're talking beyond the dad bod, this dude had a massive beer gut, and he's supposed to stop trespassers? Man did I feel safer knowing he was on patrol, lol. It may seem hypocritical complain about people eating unhealthy while I'm literally profiting from it. But going back to the 50s and 60s, you had classic diner items like burgers, shakes and donuts and most people weren't fat. But yep this is the start of something great, I hope. I will continue to post more stories about my experiences at Dominos;) Redpilledblackguy, signing off!