I've always felt the biggest shitlords are those skinny asians who win eating contests. They're like 'I can literally eat anything I want and stay thin, because I'm not a slug. I'm going to take away the only thing you think you're good at and prove a skinny person can do it better''. Can you imagine the REEEEE when some skinny chick wearing a tube top showing off her six-pack wins the contest for doughnut eating?