I didn't even consider that this asshole made it all up. Fucking fatties.  It's either that or she found white King Arthur.  This is way beyond even regular white knighting.    But of course, applying Occam's Razor makes it easy to see this is made up.  It hits literally every fat fantasy, including "you're amazing in every single way possible but fat, so I can't date you because society says fat is bad."    Also notice how the only people who brag about all the hot dates/sex they have more than teenage boys is obese women.