The Tumblr rabbit hole part 5: This one blog pissed me off so much I made a whole post about it Hello again! I’d like to craft an introduction for you all that’s longer than a sentence, but I just spend half an hour on Tubblr and I can’t wait a second longer to smash what I found into smithereens with my shitlord hammer of truth, so here we go! I found this one blog while browsing, and it is the most toxic cesspool of rampant fatlogic I have ever seen. Worse than TITP, worse than Dances with Fat. All posts in this piece come from this one blog.  First, the layout of the blog is incredibly annoying. Why? Why do you shove all the content to one side? So I can gaze upon hideous ceramicware and cake as I browse the content which has been jumbled because of this bullshit formatting? Already I was enraged.  Apparently they’re one of those sex-positive blogs. And by sex positive I mean fatties screaming about how promiscuous and kinky they are to make it seem like A, they are attractive and desirable, and B, they’ve had tons of sex in the past, when in reality, no one will come near them. Here is what I’m talking about.Pretty sure driving to McBeetus is easier than getting a guy to let his dick near your cheese-encrusted mouth.  So it’s “sex positive”, but they are apparently extremely choosy about which fetishes are ok and which are not: Cool. Okay then. We’re clearly against pig-fuckers then, right? But wait. I get what a little is. I’ve had a relationship with a little in the past. But tell me, exactly how is pretending you’re a little kid when you’re a 200 pound lard-beast going to work? Are you going to sit on someone’s lap? But then it’s ok for littles to be into feederism? But those creepy fetish dudes aren’t welcome? But you can’t be a feedee without having a feeder? But now the fetish dudes are welcome? Nope, nevermind. You’re just fucking hippo-critical. The only thing radiating off your body is your rotten meat stink. But if you look at your body, your jiggling stomach bloating out, your cellulite ridden thighs pressed together, your pungent smell floating out from between your folds and say “I love my body,” you don’t feel the need to change. You are saying “I love my obese body,” yes? You are saying “There is nothing wrong with obesity.”  You are glorifying obesity plain and simple.  Here we go again, sucking impressionable teens into the dangerous FA trap. There’s only one kid I knew when I was young that grew out of his “puppy fat”, and it was because he had a huge growth spurt at 14 and grew something like 4 inches in a year. He never lost weight. He just grew faster than he could pack it on. But here’s the trouble - if you still have baby fat as a teenager, your parents didn’t take care of you, and it’s unlikely you’re going to step up to the plate any time soon. I’m just going to leave this gem here. It’s the polar opposite of FPH. I’m not treating you like a human because guess what: you’re not. Here’s another problem I have (and boy oh boy they are plenty) with fats: They pretend to be human by attention-whoring with selfies on social media. But the only people who like to see that are pig-fuckers. But the second one comes after you, it’s “REEE I’M NOT FOR YOUR FETISH!!!” -NSFW- This is what I mean. Why? First, you’re grotesque, disgusting and inhuman, but we know that already. Secondly, I don’t know what you’re expecting other than feeder messages. Dearly sorry, here’s some eyebleach.  Speaking of posts like this, I’ve been writing that short story about the obese future. It’ll likely be included with my next post.  Oh no! They mentioned a diet! The REEEEs on the bus go round and round all through the town! (because my knees hurt too much to walk from all the weight I’m carrying.) They want to normalize what now? Why? Is this a fat person thing? Actually, I think it is. I’ve only seen fat women (and men as well) burp and fart in public. No self-respecting (which is not something that comes with being fat) would think to act that way.  Semi NSFW: A pig’s deluded fantasy. The only way your weight will never be a problem is if he’s as beta as can be.  I hope you’ve enjoyed this installment. I’ll have more up in a timely matter, I promise! Here is the Feabie-uolous new post!