Fat fucks at my boxing gym I've been a regular member of a boxing gym near me for some time now. Nothing super crazy, i don't train for real fights or anything, but i take classes cuz they're amazing workouts, I get a lot of conditioning training, and I learn a good amount of intermediate boxing skills. Unfortunately, same as regular gyms, we get our resolutioners wave. So many fucking hams have come in to try the "free trial class", most don't ever come back, but many seem to come with a skinny but unfit sidekick that seems to convince them to sign up. FML. been noticing that there was a token new ham each class for weeks now. The other day a collection of all the trial hams showed up together! I swear they started some ham meet up or some shit. Either way, here are some of my observations since the hamvasion: -fucking obeast comes as a guest with one of her skinny friends. Face caked with makeup (as if that's supposed to help) wearing a tank top and yoga pants (WHY?). trainer makes us do these suicide runs and unfortunately I get stuck in the same line as this beast. She's right in front of me and right before she goes off (waddles off) for her turn, I notice a disgusting, used- to be white, tissue that has stains that look the color of spaghetti sauce fall off of her. OK...WHERE DID IT COME FROM?? she's wearing an outfit without pockets, class is like 30 mins in....it falls out now?? Was it stuck in her fupa?? I almost puke, but kick the nasty thing as far from me as possible. This ham never returned after her 1 free trial.  -trainer has us do lunges down the line and back as a warmup. Asks us to go down and back 3x. New ham does it once and asks me "wait how many times we have to do this??" I say "3". She cries "omg I can't even walk anymore!!" (After only one time). I ignored her and kept on going. It literally was just warm up. She whimpered butter tears the rest of the time while not really doing it.  -new day, new ham. We were doing conditioning again and for warm up we had to do an exercise that included burpees. New ham was in my line and cried her whale tears to me about how she just had surgery on her abdomen and can't do burpees and would have to do a substitute (easy) workout instead. She told me this cuz I was in the same line as her and i would be held up by her fat ass. I told her I don't care, volunteered to go first, and just pushed myself even faster while she watched in shame.  -I've always been a closet shitlord, but since regular fph exposure, it comes naturally and unintentionally. Typical resolutioner fat in the class one night obviously here for the free trial cuz god forbid they pay for something other than food. This just goes to show how fat ruins everything since this dude had the face of Ben Affleck. He luckily didn't have his fat infiltrate above his neck. Which is all I saw at first glance. But neck down.....man fuckin boobs and a damn tire around the waist. I didn't intend to say anything aloud since I never usually do. ..but my trainer likes to joke with me and talk shit since I'm a regular. After a small warmup, and since it was ice cold weather outside, takes a lot more for me to break a sweat... trainer jokingly talks shit to me aND goes "whaat u not even sweating yet!!!" Then proceeds to point to fat Ben Affleck and goes "see look at him!"(who's entire chest of shirt was soaked) I immediately, without thought, blurt out "sorry, I don't have enough body fat for that shit" ...to which fat Affleck goes "gee.  Thanks". Half the class laughed. Lmaoo couldn't help it. I didn't even apologize. Words came out my mouth before I knew what I was saying. Thanks FPH!!! -whenever we do ab workouts where trainer demands us to hold a plank, a v-up, or anything of the sort. ...hams are grunting and crying and holdING their legs up with their plump arms just to pretend they "never dropped!!!!" Me and my SO have trouble holding our ab workouts ourselves because we're laughing so hard at them! I guess it's extra ab workout for us with the laughter. Thanks hammies! there's so much more but I'll leave it at that or I'll be here all night.