Lazier than weight loss surgery. I just remembered something from back in high school that I thought y'all might enjoy. I was friends with a girl whose mom was a lazy, fat fuck. She told me that her mom wanted to get weight loss surgery, but that insurance wouldn't cover it unless she was 35 pounds heavier. So what does she do? She decides to GAIN 35 pounds so she can get fucking weight loss surgery. Can you imagine being so pathetic that you would rather put on more weight to get cut open and have part of your stomach sliced out of you?! All you have to fucking do is eat less. Side note: even after the surgery she's still a fat fuck.