My Last Year Ended with Witnessing a Bunch of Fatty Antics Oh god I don't even know where to start! Most people say 2016 was a terrible year. To me, it ended with this. Let's see what I witnesses. Fat fuck got admitted into a hospital because he tried to shave his asshole using a disposable razor and it got stuck between its ass cheeks. Fat Vietnam vet can't use the elevator to see his ham wife in the hospital because he's sick and proceeded to yell at her when she came down to the lobby for not answering her phone. Fats talking about where the ice cream vending machines are located in the hospital. Saw a fat in the mall adjusting its fat rolls after sitting down on a chair with armrests because it makes her rolls itch. Fat bitch nearly got stuck between two cars in a parking lot. Fat in the public restrooms talk about how the stalls are getting smaller. Fats continue to abuse the disabled parking lots. Scootypuffers everywhere! The list goes on! Jesus fucking Christ I've seen enough today with fats goddammn! Our future is fucked with these fats!