Ryder Cup - OMG the fans I live in Ireland, and we have our fair share of fats, but I was watching the Ryder Cup on TV earlier, and I couldn't fail but notice the sheer number and size of the obeasts in the crowd.  Holy shit, it was actually difficult to find a normal sized person.  There was one particularly horrific specimen, a tall man wearing a yellow raincoat, and he must have been 500 lbs.  He was surrounded by the usual fats, but was twice the width of any of them.    How the fuck can you let yourself get this way?