Adele, the hamplanet that sings every other note either flat or sharp, and has no talent in either singing nor songwriting. This quote is hers: I love food and I hate exercise. I don’t have time to work out…I don’t want to be on the cover of Playboy or Vogue. I want to be on the cover of Rolling Stone or Q. I’m not a trendsetter…I’m a singer…I’d rather weigh a ton and make an amazing album than look like Nicole Richie and do a shit album. My aim in life is never to be skinny. Bitch, you can stop eating and maybe not have to sing flat and sharp notes to stand out from the crowd of other featureless fat fucks whose only talents are eating and making people's ears bleed.