"Please dont allow pbease friends to sit on the couch." I'm listening to my roommates throwing a fit because one of their obease friends broke the couch. The landlord came over and fixed it. They're gonna make us pay for the scratch on the floor the broken couch caused.  All my roommates are hefters, but were talking about how "nobody in the house is fat". They're all super offended the landlord asked us not to have obease people sit on the couch and that's absolutely unheard of to them. Calling someone fat. Apparently she deserves to be fired from her physics teaching job for not wanting fat people to break her furniture. They think the landlord should instead buy us a new couch instead of repair the old one. While I would love to see a new couch, it's nice to lawl at their tears. Also Christ their friend is huge.