Oh my FUCK, went back in and this one just registered because I sped-read after that "trigger" quote 'cause her writing is migraine-inducing: "Do I tell her that the fact I am on a subway carrying a box of cookies is one of the bravest things I've ever done?" Not only is THIS the likely ACTUAL reason why the subway maybe-human made that comment (hoping perhaps that greedy heifer would share a cookie with her), BUT if this is truly one of the bravest things she's done, GOD she needs to just shoot herself - or better yet inject all those cookie sugars up her fat ass and OD already DAMN.  >_<