Small rant about fat drivers Sorry in advance for any grammar errors, I'm still a little shaken from the whole ordeal. I am a masters student so I still drive my first car (a jeep) which used when I bought it. It runs well and has never given me any problems. Today while I was driving I was rear ended by a larger SUV. I have never been in an accident before so as I pull off to the side, I immediately begin to panic on what to do. It was dark out, the road wasn't that crowded and I don't like to take any chances. Surprisingly the other driver does not immediately exit their vehicle, so after calling the police and with my mom still on the phone I go over to see if they are ok. As I approach the door opens to reveal what can only be described as a blob. Gender unknown. I ask if they are alright and they grunt in affirmation (I think) and then immediately begin a tirade about me slowing down and essentially trying to pin the blame for the accident on me. There was a curve ahead so the speed limit decreases and both of my tail lights work, but fats will never admit responsibility! The pile of rotting toe cheese was getting a little close for comfort as they continued to ree, so I waited for them to take that long breath that fats need just to breath and told it that I will be waiting in my car until the police arrive. The thing then gets back into its car and attempts to drive off! By sheer dumb luck and the snails pace it was able to walk, that happens to be the exact moment the police car comes into view. My car was not seriously damaged just a dent in my bumper, but the behemoths SUV looked almost crumpled. No idea how that worked out. Drivers licences should come with a circumference test. If your massive fupa touches the steering wheel then you should not be allowed to drive. Or if you are fat in general because we know that kills brain cells. Oh and added bonus, it pulled out behind me from a McDonalds.