One good thing about a ham: It can be a bad, yet teaching example. Let me tell you the story of a 600-lbs ham whose outlandishness becomes worse as he loses weight. You all know the piss-stink problem connected to obesity and bad hygiene. That particular ham told me that it became difficult to aim because his rolls now hang down instead of being filled to the brim with fat, which is why he has to hold them up now in order to pee. That means he's peeing standing up. IMAGINE the marinade his trousers have soaked up over the day and THEN IMAGINE a train compartment with a table and the heating right below which pushes the warm, absolutely horrifying smell right up into your nose. I have to do business trips with him every now and again, and I dread the evening rides home. When I was young and naive, I laid down on the seats next to the table during a night ride. I never did again. He, on the other side, gets frequent abscesses on his inner thighs and ass because they chafe against urine-soaked fabric. Sometimes, they pop under his weight and leave bloody stains on every surface, including the train seats. This is what happens beyond the point of no return. HAES my shitlordy ass.