High metabolism BS I don't get offended ever in life for the most part, but I can't stand when people claim any success in my life comes from luck. So there is nothing worse to me than some fat lazy fucker who barely knows me that looks at me and goes, "Must me nice to have a high metabolism...". No bitch, for one, I'm in the gym 6-7 days a week for over an hour. Two, I don't stuff my face all day with bullshit because I don't have a bullshit food addiction and have self control. And three, my metabolism is actually SLOW. Yeah that's right, I've been measured on a $15k lab machine for my education and I was slightly slow for my RMR. That makes sense though since I'm fit. So as soon as any fatty brings that up, I immediately shut them down and explain my metabolism is slow and I work hard and it's extremely offensive to me (honestly I don't care, just want to crush their delusion) to say I'm "lucky". Fuck the fatties and their bullshit. End of rant.