Perpetual Motion A few random thoughts if you will. Having seen a few deluded ramblings of the gravity challenged on here, particularly a link to (I think) a UK TV show where a proper munter claimed to have a slow metabolism and even claimed that she put weight on even if she didn't eat, the following thought occurred. We've solved the world's energy crisis in a heartbeat without reference to science or breaking any new ground. Surely if we can contain enough lumps of lard we can configure some continuous liposuction device that passes said fat to be rendered (using methane from said fat containment) to liquid oil. We can use that to power the planet, for fucks sake, with at least a third of the western world obese, you would think there's enough free energy there to free us of reliance on the Middle East. Where science fails, fat logic prevails.