Shameless, life threatning hams at the park today. A tale of thin privilege. So today I took my two nieces ( 6 and 8 ) out to play in the park. As always the park is filled with semi-humanoid female planets and their brood of unfortunate offspring.  As the girls and I are doing our thing ( frisbee, running around, climbing trees ) I spot two of the hams sitting around, eating of course, not paying any attention whatsoever to what their children ( I estimate 2-4 years old ) are up to, now this would be neglectful under any circumstance but they were sitting near a lake, a very deep and at this time of year very cold lake. Can you guess what happened next? About ten minutes after I first notice them I look over and see the youngest child stumbling and falling into the water head first. I run over and yell at the hams to pay some goddamn attention, in the time it took me to run over, jump into the water and get the girl out these disgraceful sacks of shit barely managed to get up much less get to their own fucking child. Thin privilege is being able to get up from a seated position in under 60 seconds. I really, really fucking hate fat people.