Another day, another lunch with a fatty It's not that I have a choice at my job because almost everyone's fat in my office. Anyway, this one has been obese since she got here, is 25 years old and her father recently had a heart attack. Surprise surprise, the doctor told him to lose weight. But I digress. She had brought a huge prefab salad with her, 450 grams of a lot of shit in a plastic container with some veggies I guess. Total amount of calories: 610 (it says so on the package). And then she thought she deserved a candy bar. Total amount of calories in half an hour: ~960. I'm in a constant state of an odd dynamic equillibrium: equal parts disgust and fascination.