Oh man, as I said in the other comment just now, she's completing a degree in nursing to go work in Africa. I'm 100% sure she would've roasted the gluttonous pig in your story good and proper. If I ever see her again I'll be sure to give her the link to fph. Though I'm not entirely sure they ( regularly ) use computers. Sad to hear about your coworker by the way, can only imagine how much that would suck. Especially coming from fat pigs, which I've noticed tend to be the most hateful of them all.