Noticed some subtle shitlording at my gym today I was doing some cardio after my weights today, and noticed what had to be some next level shitlording. All of the cardio equipment is facing the front wall, where there are about half a dozen TVs tuned into different channels.  Someone (I'm assuming one of the staff) had tuned one of the televisions to the food network, forcing the New Year's Fatties to watch some guy put bacon on a variety of things. It didn't occur to me until after I'd left that this might have been done on purpose to torture the stinky pudge waddlers as they huff and puff at the lowest setting on the exercise bikes and treadmills. I so want this to be true!