Tragedy on the Train So its early in the morning and I'm getting a crowded, hot and clearly horrendous train to college. Everyone is scrambling for seats for the long ride. It's anything but pleasant to begin with, but this is the proverbial cherry on my disastrous commute. As I move down the aisle to make way for the rest of the miserable masses, I see an empty space! I cheer to myself silently as I. Can. Probably. Sit for this ride!! However my gaze spans across the expanse of the row and lo and behold a gaseous ball is taking up a grand total of an entire row all to himself. The Hamanebula catches my eye and refuses to budge. In fact hes so big he cant even hold his own bag on his lap like other people, it HAS to be on the other empty seat because the rest of him takes up all the space left right centre and in front of him. So no ride for me this morning! But it was all worth it for the huge smirk I gave him,  just to let him know that we were ALL thinking what I was thinking on that ride. I.e, that we'd be doing more standing on a 30 minute ride than he would ever do in his life.