Tumblrina Waitress I guess I'll start off by saying that my wife and I lift about 4 hours a week, are bicycling addicts and follow a strict* cyclic ketogenic diet so it often triggers salty hams.  A friend took my wife, my daughter and I to an up scale burger place that had good food but a bitchy blue haired margarine barge waitress. First our friend ordered his 7 year old sons milk shakes. They didn't have a kids size so we decided not to get one for or 3 year old daughter and the boys said they'd share theirs with her. The waitress comes and we order 2 milk shakes for the boys and a water for the girl. The waitress asks if that's all we wanted and we repeated our drink order. She then comes back a little later with 3 milk shakes and sits one down in front of our daughter. I told her we didn't order it so she apologized and said she'd remove it from the bill and let us keep it. I couldn't bring myself to take a milk shake with a toasted marshmallow and a cherry on top from my daughter because it would break her little heart. The problem was that just as expected, she sucked down the shake and didn't touch the rest of her meal. Then it was time to order food. My wife likes me to order because even though the's not bad with English, sometimes people don't catch what she's saying the first time around. My eyes were on the menu but my wife and friend both noticed the waitress's  angry disgusted face as I told her that we wanted to split a burger and a salad. We wanted to have a light lunch because later we were having homemade pizza and cookies (*reefed day begins!) She then turns to my wife and asks what she want's even though I just told her. My wife then has to reassure her that what I said was our order. When the food arrives the burger is already split onto two plates. I bite into mine and get mostly bread. That's not what I expected from an expensive restaurant so I checked my wife's burger and of course. Our salad was untouched though. I guess hammy would have gaged if it had to look at it long enough. If this gets 50 upgoats I'll share my delicious no processed sugar cookie recipe! 1 cup Unbleached flour or regular. I just like the texture. 1 cup Ghram flour or wheat flour. Texture is again the main difference. 1/2 cup Malted barley flour or cereal made from it (malt-o-meal, Grape-Nuts, etc.) because it's hard to find. 1/2 cup rolled oats 3 extra ripe Bananas or you can microwave them a little to make them softer. 1/2 cup 2% fat plain greek yogurt 3 Egg whites 1 tsp Baking soda 1/2 tsp Salt 1 tsp Vanilla extract or to taste Some other things I like to add fine chopped Mint leaf Fresh berries Unsweetened Chocolate chips I get low or no sugar chocolate then freeze and crush it into small flakes with a mortar and pestle. crushed sliced almond chips Dough should be slightly runny. Bake at 350 until they start to brown.