Rant and Amusement at the expense of a morbidly obese coworker OK, I work with a morbidly obese (sack of shit). Don't we all. Long story short, we're waiting on (sack of shit) to DO IT'S FUCKING JOB and move pallets with the walking forklift. There are a few of us trained to do so, but we're busy with our own duties right then and there. (Sack of shit) does not have these duties. (Sack of shit) is well known for refusing to work because he parked his fat cunt of an arse in the lunchroom, opening his lunchbox and saying it's on it's break. One unloader comments 'three empty pallets, where's (sack of shit)?' I think "lets find out". I call out "BIG MAC" I shit you not, within thirty seconds, (sack of shit) is mouth breathing at someone nearby about big macs and (sack of shit)'s experiences with them.  Not inhaling food in the lunchroom it was clear it wasn't on break, It was then rapidly pointed towards moving the now empty pallets. This leaves (Sack of shit) stuck having to do its FUCKING JOB. I hope whoever employed this unemployable (sack of shit) is feeling really fucking happy about themselves