Feeders Are Shit Cooks As I'm closing towards graduation and off to the real world, I also have to prepare for the world of WTF. Having some friends in the medical field, I hear a story or two. So here's what happened. A fat female patient was admitted into the hospital for severe constipation (geez this seems to be the case these days) and was complaining about how shitty hospital food is and how her husband can make better food even though the food for her was part of her diet plan to help reduce constipation. Apparently her husband is a feeder and a fat fetishist as admitted from the patient herself. Well, nobody was surprised because these days, its common for fat fetishists to partner up with morbidly obese partners. As the fat bitch was talking about how her husband cooks better than the hospital cooks, here's what my colleagues saw brought in from the husband during her stay. Pretty much something you would expect from people like Simply Sara. Fats are not only shit cooks, so are their feeders. Feeders don't care about making their food presentable or Instagram worthy. They just put shit on top of shit on top of shit and just give it to their feedee partners even though it causes constipation. And with the opioid crisis these days, it doesn't help that a lot of these fatties are on painkillers because "OW MUH LEG!" Lets just say the patient finally managed to take a huge shit before she was finally discharged for noncompliance. When she was offered a referral to psychotherapy, she refused and said her husband can take better care of her than any counselor can because he makes "good food" for her and "cares" for her 24/7. Enjoy your shitty diet because he's killing you for your insurance money so he can go to another feedee and do the same. No self-respecting human being would want a spouse who cooks like shit all the time and say it tastes good.