Pissed Off Hammy Starbeetus Employees (Not sure if I'm posting this in the right section, let me know if I am lol) I don't usually drink coffee, but after I night out yesterday I felt like I needed a boost, so I made my way to the local Starbeetus (aka ham central). I ended up running into a classmate while I was there (who is about 2 inches shorter than me but is probably 200lbs) and we ordered our drinks right after each other.  She was greeted with a warm smile by the lard barge behind the counter, and proceeded to order her venti vein clogger with a giant muffin to boot. I stepped up and was given a snooty once over which quickly turned into outright distaste when I ordered my plain iced coffee with soy milk. The porker who handed out our drinks did the same thing by calling out my classmate's name cheerfully while sliding my drink over to me without a word.  Triggering hams by existing, never gets old!