Fat sack of lardshit short-changed me today I was selling my Playstation 3 on Craigslist and agreed to meet a buyer. My selling price was an insanely good deal for anyone and he agreed to buy it at the price. Upon rolling up (snickers) in his shitty car, I immediately noticed that both he and Mrs. Lardshit are probably over 400 pounds each and almost as wide as they were tall. It comes up to me and asks me if I can do one dollar less than the agreed amount because it mistakenly forgot to bring the last dollar (or so he claims). I hastily agreed only because looking at it made me want to gouge my fucking eyeballs out.  So enjoy the dollar that you saved by fucking me over on an agreed deal, you piece of shit. Now you can buy one more McDouble.