Uncle Piss Pot Thankfully, I was able to pass through life with minimal exposure to fat people and their many disgusting traits. However, I had to spend the Christmas season with my significant other's (SO) family. This is where I had the unfortunate 'pleasure' of running into Uncle Piss Pot(UPP) on several occasions. First, I will talk about the general deathfat sort of details then launch into why I call him UPP. As with any deathfat, its mere existence is a strain on its 'body'. I got to see this first hand one day when it decided to spend half a day at the house with us. It would have spent its entire time sleeping but every once in awhile it would have enough trouble breathing that it would wake itself up to coughing and damn near seizure like behavior. Not to mention, that it wheezed everywhere it went and even had to stop talking (even at a standstill) to catch its breath. It had also ballooned to 350+ lbs (at least). With this immense size, came the inability to wash/wipe himself. The SO's family dealt with this by making UPP sit in a chair with a cloth/furniture protector since they did not want to get deathfat shite on their furniture. Of course, he also smelt horrifying even with the application of several deodorant sticks. The reason I call it UPP is because at its size, it cannot see its own penis let alone the toilet when it has to take a leak. This is bad enough, but apparently it can never take a leak without pissing on the floor and never bothers to clean up after himself. I am not sure if this is because of its inability to clean up after himself is from pure laziness or from the inability to see/smell/care about its own piss mess. Of the three days that I had to endure its presence, UPP pissed on the floor every single time. Most likely, it did it several more times but I wanted nothing to do with any bathroom it entered unless I could at least smell the bleach from the hallways. The 'best' part about UPP toilet situations had to be the night where the SO had to use the bathroom and stepped in UPP's piss puddle. SO was able to get her socks wash but I wish she would have just burned it and UPP with it. TL;DR Found my first deathfat IRL that I can't wait for the beetus to make its final blow.