Resolutioners in the Wild Last night my family and I went to a local sushi restaurant for dinner for my birthday (last year of my 20s!). Mom and I went to go check in for our reservation while dad went to park. However, he got stuck waiting for several minutes as we tried to flag down the owner of the car in the next spot over who decided to leave his drivers side door wide open. The driver is among this pod of hams on the other side and they're all having a loud chat. Mom decides to ask them what they're celebrating while the driver finally closes his door.  They were all starting a weight challenge. The sushi/hibachi dinner they just had was their last hurrah and they were WEIGHING THEMSELVES IN THE PARKING LOT.  When we were all seated, my family all placed bets on how long we thought they'd last. My shitlord dad said "tomorrow".  Bonus: this restaurant is a somewhat nice one, it's not cheap to eat there. Every freaking ham in the waiting area was dressed like a slob.