[Rant]  Why do fats waste their time at my gym? We're all familiar with the smallfats who spend 5 mins on the treadmill/elliptical/cross trainer and give up to play with their phones or to chat.  They're annoying but at least they don't hog (!) the machines and are subsidizing my gym fees.  What really annoys me are the obeasts at my gym who change, then head directly for the jacuzzi/hot tub, and wallow in it for 15 mins, then take up the benches in the sauna and steam room.  They NEVER do any exercise, and then they shower for an age, and make a mess in the changing room, and spray deodorant everywhere.  Is there some water therapy I haven't heard about?  What's more mystifying is the obeast who pays his/her membership fee and goes to gym, and actually works hard. (10 mins on treadmill lol) Great!  But they then disappear after one or two sessions. I can't work that one out.