Turned my wife into a shitlady! She always used to be a little bit tumblr-like over sensitive to people's feels (internalized tumblerina syndrome), but I've shown her the light!  It started by me getting her to actually start lifting weights with me.  Then I came out, so to speak, as a shitlord.  Then I told her about FPH.  Then I started dropping little bits of humorous shitlording here and there.  And then, like a landslide of obeasts falling through the door of mcbeetus when it opens, she went full shitlady!   I'm so proud of her.  I'm so happy to have someone in real life to make fun of butter barges and their condishuns with me.  As they say, those who shitlord together stay together.