Fats invading my JROTC company I'm in Marine Corps ROTC in my high school, and I enjoy it a great deal, but this week, a straw broke the camel's back with my rage towards various cadets who happen to be FAT AS ALL HELL. In the classroom, we're discussing proper nutrition in an attempt to create decent citizens, but some butterball in the back of our classroom won't shut the fuck up about "muh cundishuns". She literally whispered to her fatass squad leader about how her "metabolism is too slow" While our Instructor was explaining that you have to adjust your diet if your metabolism is slow. In addition to all of this, cadets have the privilege of wearing slightly modified USMC uniforms. You ever seen a fatass squeezing in to dress blues? Well, it's fucking disgusting. We actually had to cancel a color guard event last week because one of the fatties who was trained for this particular detail wouldn't stop stuffing its degenerate face so it could fit in the uniform. I swear, if they don't start enforcing some sort of dietary restrictions or something, I'm going to kill one of these obeasts.