I need to vent. I'm an eye doctor and there is specific piece of equipment I use called a slit lamp. This is used to examine the health of the eyes. Well you can imagine how difficult it is to get these whales situated to even get a glimpse. They literally have to smash their enormous guts though the machine to even get their double chin close to the chin rest. Even worse for a female with humongous big breasts. It is very uncomfortable for me. I get continuous glares because they can't understand why they can't fit comfortably.  Recently doctors have been buying "fatty slit lamps" to avoid this situation. I'm not dropping $4K+ for one!!