Fatties I hate the most: hams who don't even attempt to breastfeed. As a parent, I admit I can be pretty damn sanctimonious. But not without education and reason.  As a nursing student who spent years working as a midwife's assistant, I am incredibly well read on lactation. FATTIES DONT FUCKING BREASTFEED. It's 2015. It's welllllll established that breastfeeding isn't just "superior," to formula feeding; but rather, it's the biological norm and formula feeding comes with inherent risk. And spare me the "I tried and I couldn't/ my wife couldn't." This post is not aimed at you. (Though statistically less than 5% of women are medically incapable of producing sufficient milk, so just like fats deny the laws of thermodynamics, it seems fat moms also deny the laws of lactation. ) Seriously. They don't even try. Babies out? Shove a plastic bottle in that kids mouth and let the milk pour down his throat.  There is a well established link between formula feeding and obesity. This is not to say that every formula fed baby will be obese, but it's certainly a contributing factor. They also tend to start their kids on baby food way before they're biologically ready for it, and feed them shitty foods like canned meats and rice cereal. When they're like, a month old. And then proudly brag about their roly poly fat hungry babies. A one day old newborns stomach is the size of marble. It will get just enough breast milk that day to fill them. But formula feeding moms are happy to stuff 4 fucking ounces of formula down the kids gullet and stretch it out.  TL;DR fats are selfish pieces of shit who could care less about what's healthiest for their children and immediately settle for what's most convenient.  http://www.who.int/elena/titles/bbc/breastfeeding_childhood_obesity/en/ http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5249725