Ran into a literal fupa beast yesterday So yesterday I had the unfortunate displeasure of working along a literal fupa monster.  This beast was fucking mammoth. Its desk chair was o e of those huge barge custom ones but still wrecked, back wrest and arms splayed out.  It was wearing an untucked polo shirt that hung down nearly to where I assume its knees should be, and when it stood I saw its fucking giant gut apron hanging below the fucking thing. It was fucking red and pock marked and disgusting. I cant get the fucking image out of my head. Then it took a shit. I could hear the grunts, the splattering, all of it through the bathroom door/wall. It took nearly half an hour to shit. Then it opened the door. I had to take a "smoke break" because it stunk up the whole fucking room. I don't even smoke.  Fuck fats. They assault every sense.