Fats Runied Red Hair I have been dying my hair various shades of red since I was about 16 (6 years ago). I used to be the only female with long, curly, luscious locks of fire. Recently I have noticed more and more butter huffing truffle sniffers also dying their hair shades of burgundy, copper, etc. This is extremely upsetting, as I do NOT want to be associated or compared to fats in any way. I feel that having red hair now assimilates me into some sort of stereotype. Even though, at 5 foot 7 inches and 125 freedom units, I am obviously not one of them, I feel that people who notice the red will concur that I am associated with that subspecies. It is almost shame inducing, whenever I see a sack of shit slumping about with my hair color. I refuse to change my hair color. Amongst other fun things that these bacteria barges have ruined, are alternative hair colors (greens, blues, etc) and make up. I despise these fats and their self perceived "quirkiness".  Yes, I may be a bitch, an asshole, even sociopathic, but you are still FAT. I can change my hair color anyday. I can pretend to be nice. But you lurking lard beasts are still FAT. Which you can't change. Yes I see your kool aid hair, your winged eyeliner and black lipstick, I see you FATtoos, but all of that will never distract from the excess flesh oozing off your body.