A scary experience I had at a hotel... So I was staying at a hotel for Comic Con last week, and decided I wanted to go out for a nice dinner. I got all ready to go and proceeded towards the elevators (I'm on the 11th floor). I hear a faint beeping sound in the distance and notice that the elevators are not being summoned when I click the button. I instantly think "Oh, there must be a fire! Time to head towards the stairs" So, here's where things get really scary. I get into the stairwell, and I am heading down the steps pretty quickly, but then I come upon some slow-moving mass of people a few floors down. There is a 300-400lb buttergolem taking about 5 seconds each step. I put up with this for about 5 steps, and then maneuver myself around the masses. Get stared down by a few of the other people behind the buttergolem as they consider me rude for doing this, but I continue on my way. I later learn that this was an isolated fire, and there was no immediate danger, but this fatfuck could have caused so many people to die for her own selfish ass. What's more rude: going around the fatass, or BLOCKING AN ENTIRE STAIRWAY?!