Do all fatties refer to themselves as "lightweights"? Good god, she used to be my friend. Now I just have to put up with this bitch. We and a few other friends went to this supposedly classy event. And there was alcohol. "I'm a lightweight teehee".. I actually had to walk away to not laugh in her face. After about 2 drinks she started making an ass of herself. I'm about half her weight, same height, had 4 and didn't need help getting home. I don't drink much. Can't work out if it's a "fat fucks up your alcohol tolerance" or "fat means you look for reasons to be a dick"