$10 says she didn't wait 30 minutes after her fluoride to eat So I'm ready for my first patient...they're marked as "arrived" but there's no one in the waiting room, or the bathroom, and it's a pretty small office (only one dentist) so...I look over at the receptionist who says, with a completely straight face: "Your first patient is here, but she couldn't sit in our chairs, so I'll call her cell when you're ready for her." "Where is she?" "She's waiting in her car." "Jesus, how big is she?" "..." Silence can be really telling...Jesus Christ this woman. And she'd recently lost fifty pounds, so I had to do the shocked good-for-you face...like, for fuck's sake.