Account Deleted By User Just seen the profile vs tagged post of here and it reminded me of a funny story that I think you may like. So when I was around 16, I briefly had a really fat friend. I know I know, big mistake. I was young, naive and stupid.  Let's call her flump. Flump copied my older sister (a year older than us) so much. She did her hair the same as her, copied her makeup. Except my sister was like 8stone (112lbs) and Flump double that. My sister is very pretty and always got a lot of male attention, I guess that why she copied her and not me (I was more tomboy-ish).  She was the master of profile pictures (this was in the bebo/msn messenger days) and looked pretty and not fat in pictures. One time someone mentioned she looked like my sister in her picture and she was thrilled, talked about it constantly.  One time we were talking to a friend on the bus and as we were getting off, he said to his friend very loudly, "doesn't Flump look like a fat Juniperberrys sister?". I looked at her awkwardly with this face :0 , but she pretend to only hear the part that she looks like my sister. Although the rest of the day she was quiet and sad so I know she heard it all. She would chat up so many guys online. Then there was 'the one'. She begged me to go with her to meet him and his friends. I agreed to go with her. I invited my sister too. (Me and my sister were really close). We get to where we are supposed to meet up and Flump is very nervous. This has been a meeting in the making for months and is a 'big deal'. They show up. Of course it's a skinny tall hot guy, the hambeast fantasy.  The hot guy immediately looks at my sister and starts chatting. My sister is kinda confused. It's awkward. The hot guy glances at Flump for a second then back to my sister.. then back to Flump. The realisation kicks in. His smile fades. The tension is so high. Flump shyly steps forward and says hi. Hot guy is noticeably angry. His friends are sniggering. We spent about 15 mins with them (mainly them walking ahead of us) before they left. She never mentioned him again.  She was so fat that he didn't even recognize her in real life. Why would he? All her pictures she looked normal. My sister didn't even look like her, similer hair/makeup that's all, but I guess the 5foot 200lbs beast presented to him was so far from the pictures he had seen that he couldn't possibly believe that was her on first sight.  Me and my sister laugh at this story to this day. To add some hatred to this story, Flump was a disgusting fat shit who couldn't go 2 minutes without eating and our friendship ended after a couple of months when I realized we couldnt go anywhere without her getting hungry and moaning about it (I had never met anyone that had to eat every hour?!) She also turned out to be a massive slut.