We should start an online group!  I'm in a local gaming group, and I have the most horrendous pigfucking DM. His wife plays with us, and is nearing 40 BMI, while his is maybe 20. It's really the old tale of the military hippopotamus marriage. Then, privately, he told me that she was expecting, and I couldn't do anything but fake the pleasant congratulations that are expected. That woman is going to ruin his children, and he's too blind to see it.