Fats love all you can eat salad bars. Often you don't hear about hamplanets going near salad unless, you guessed it, it's all you can eat. I work at a corporate food shop with an all you can eat salad bar. And goddamn do the fatties eat that shit up. I wish I worked in a place that denied people above a certain BMI. I see fats piling veggies and fruits on their salad and drown it in more ranch than the Titanic is full of water. So an obeast couple, each had to be 300+ lbs with their death guts hanging from under their shirts, come in and order a sandwich and the salad bar. It seemed far too reasonable, but maybe I'm too quick to judge. Later, I see them waddle back and knew I should have trusted my gut. He orders another sandwich. I'm not surprised. Then, 15 minutes later, he rolls back  again, huffing and puffing, "I didn't like my sandwich, can I get a replacement?" Motherfucker, you just ate the whole goddamn thing. Whatever, I'll give you a free one so you die sooner. Extra mayonnaise too, because I can see you love being fat so you probably love the taste too. Why don't more humans come into my store?