Shitlording, at the club Last night I realized how easy it is to shitlord while out at the club. There was a stage at the club I went to last night, and people get up there and dance if there's no show or whatnot.  Mostly, just ham planets, with a few shitlords.  After spending most of the night on the dance floor, continuously pulling myself from the gravitational pull of the planets who think halloween means fatties can be half naked, I decided to take matters into my own hands. Now, being a male, you have to be careful when doing this, or else you'll end up in the drunk tank.  But, when dancing with my shitlady, I pulled back in my worst white boy dance move.  Doing so, I knocked a planet out of it's orbit!  The obeast spilled onto the dance floor!  I was thrilled to get this greasy-backed beast away from me finally. Then, I moved over, closer to the stage.  Feeling invigorated, I finished my beer, and saw another ham coming about to come down the stairs.  I placed my bottle right in it's path.  She collapsed on the stairs, after slipping on the bottle.  So much win! My shitlady had it easy:  She just started alerting bouncers to the male obeasts' intentions that were untowards her, and they were quickly ejected, crying tears of lard in the street outside. Bonus?  Apparently the obeast of the stairs had a male binary planetary object that my shitlady got ejected too.  As we left, they were sitting outside, sobbing about how the night was ruined, and the female obeast had ice on her knee.