What I hate the most...mouth breathing They all do it.  The labored mouth breathing with that cough.  I ride the bus in the mornings.  This morning, I was chipper.  Woke up in a good mood, was wearing my favorite outfit that makes my tits look awesome.  Fuck when I walked outside I thought that birds were going to land on my fucking shoulders and bring me my coffee.   Get on the bus..oh look an empty row SCORE..then I feel it get on the bus and I hear the gasping mouth breather push her way down the isle.  no..No...NO FUCK.  She is so big She takes up all of her seat and half of mine.  I can not sit without physically touching her.  For 30 minutes I got to sit next to and listen to a mouth breather.  During the ride she broke out a protein bar.  Really...worried about muscle loss are we.  Did you do some Crossfit this mornin?