Weird ham and lazy ham rant.. Sorry for another post so soon, but I just remembered.. I could use some help figuring out what to do with two deathfats at work.  One I avoid but he's still so effing annoying. He's fat, has a weird high pitched voice and is ALWAYS making noises!  What finally made me just flat out avoid him was the time it sat close to me, and ate it's lunch.  Not sure if you could have called it eating or "lunch".  Looked like a macaroni mush, hammy would not stop loudly chewing and making lip smacking noises.  After it was done eating, he even said "Delicious!"  Whhhyyyy do they have to make so much noise eating, and why do they have to bring attention to themselves? Another one happens to work in my department and he's the most lazy fuck I know.  We are in an office setting so most of the day is answering phone calls.   Fat fuck can't even be bothered to do that much.  It literally tries to do anything it can to make sure someone else picks up the phone first, even if everyone else is busy with several things.   I think the best thing that happened was the supervisor, who's not fat, had to literally tell him everyone was busy so he'd pick up the phone.  we're not exactly in a business where we can pick and choose what to do. Phone ham is someone I REALLY need help dealing with.  Just being or acting more busy ain't getting through to him.  It's also apparent that he's slow to respond to people yelling at him as well.