They're big enough and enough of them to be a race. Another blubber-butt narcissist thinks it's a crime to have her feelings butthurt. Wouldn't you just feel like the biggest moron calling 911? "Yes operator, I'd like to report a hate crime in progress. Some hater called me fat." WELL MA'AM, ARE YOU FAT? "What difference does that make? Fat shaming is a hate crime! And for the record, I'm CURVY, not fat!" WHERE DID THIS "HATE CRIME" HAPPEN MA'AM? " Well I was at a taping of a tv show about fat shaming and the guest called me fat!" MA'AM, TELLING SOMEONE THE TRUTH IS NOT ILLEGAL AND CERTAINLY NOT A HATE CRIME. "You're one of those skinny women aren't you? You're just jealous of muh curves! Bones are for dogs!" YES MA'AM, CALL BACK WHEN YOU'VE LOST SOME WEIGHT AND HAVE A CRIME TO REPORT.