Omg it kills me 'I'm eating for two' yea right. You're eating for an adult and a tiny little blob. The first two trimesters it's recommended to have an extra 100-200 calories. As in, a piece of fruit extra per day. Even by the third trimester when baby is gaining 1/2 a pound of fat a week it's recommended to have about 500 more calories than normal. So like, a sandwich or some crackers.  It doesn't mean from day one you eat extra helpings at every fuckin meal.