Had my first accidental shitlording (sort of) So I recently started a new job as a server, and last night we had a fairly big function. I was already pretty sickened by the 6 course meal these people were eating. There were basically two entree rounds, one of which was a full meal's worth of pasta. And two dessert rounds. I couldn't believe people just kept on eating. Anyways, part way through I walked out and suddenly there was a huge, round motherfucker in front of me. I looked at him and without even thinking about it I thought one word: disgusting It caught me off guard. It wasn't conscious, it was like a visceral reaction. But I didn't disagree. As I walked away I thought about how disgusting it was to be that big and be ok with it. And then scarf down a 6 course meal! Unbelievable. So I guess this is a new milestone for me? I doubt this will be the last thing I post about that job, I feel like it will lead to a whole bunch of material.