And P.S., Texas: If you're going to elect man hoes, follow Missouri's lead and at least get some rather hot, fit ones in there  Couldn't agree more.  Corruption notwithstanding (cough Trudeau cough), at least Eric Greitens looks like a leader and puts in the effort required to look that way.  Better a corrupt Navy Seal than a corrupt basement-dweller. And did you notice how Greitens has grey hair and is technically older than the fats in the above pic?   It's not even aging itself that makes the attractiveness of these people go off a cliff, it's aging in combination with stuffing their faces.