Woemenizers So we have this cousin who married a tank of a ham. She has been fucking hilarious with her posts. I won't do a screenshot because all her friends are hams so it may be easy to narrow down to a couple of possibilties but anyway- the other day she posted how she twisted her ankle sitting on the couch. Not once. But TWICE! In the same day. Oh, this is the same one who had to get surgery for eating too much fatty stuff and still wanting to eat a greasy cheeseburger a day before and after surgery. Yesterday she posted about not being able to have male friends because of the girls' significant others feeling the need to assume she's going to take them away. Fucking L. O. L. Today, she posted an angry message about these girls thinking their significant others want to fuck her. Holy hell I'mdying. I'm 5'2, she's a couple inches taller than me and she was built like a tank when I first met her about 3 to 4 yrs ago. She's unsurprisingly gained more weight. She looks like a literal hog winning the State pig prize or whatever. Sorry I'm a city girl, but you get the gist.  If she posts something twice as ridiculous, which we know she will. I promise I'll do a screenshot.