Got Into an Argument With a Ham Enabler At Work Just another day at work and me being crazy as usual in my furry visual kei outfit as I skipped my way to the break room. Did I say skip? Yes I did! So often times, cow-workers look at me like I'm nuts but hey! I'd rather be a skipping teenage looking visual kei furfag than a waddling obeast. So after I got to the break room, I noticed the lights were off so I decided to turn it on and while the humans thanked me for turning the lights on, I woke the obeasts and they REEEEEEEEEE'D about me turning the lights on because they were sleeping on their tables and just want some rest. Well, I gave zero shits. While the humans and I are talking about my weird obsession with visual kei, furries, and certain Japanese brand vehicles from Honda Fits to Nissan GT-Rs, a female human, who happens to be a ham enabler, looked at me with scorn. So our conversation went like this. Ham Enabler: SUPA! Did anyone tell you to turn on the lights? SUPA FUPA: It was dark and a lot of people don't like that. Plus, they're always on when people are working. Ham Enabler: There's a reason why they don't want the lights on. Ham Enabler then proceeds to turn off the lights as my human coworkers groan before going on with their business as I groaned the same way too. SUPA FUPA: I can't eat my yogurt, fruits, and drink coconut water in the dark. I'll make a mess! Ham Enabler: And you mess up the place by burping and farting up the place! SUPA FUPA: I have to or else I'll get sick! And its worse that you're telling your two-year old son to hold in his gas! You're going to kill him! Ham Enabler: Oh he's fine and has more maturity than you. Plus, he doesn't laugh about popping bags near people and laughing at them for pissing and shitting themselves. SUPA FUPA: My gosh its been like at least a couple weeks and you're still talking about that! First off, that's how I open my bags because if I rip them open, I might do that too fast and they'll be everywhere! Second, I didn't know it was going to piss and shit itself! Had it not been eating and drinking so damn much, it wouldn't have happened in the first place! Ham Enabler: You like to make fat people miserable! You disturb them in their sleep here by turning the lights on! You laugh at that person when it pissed and shit itself because you popped your chip bag open! You are immature and you should be acting your age! SUPA FUPA: Screw you! I act however I want! And if I want to wear visual kei, anime wig, and ears, paws, and tail, so be it! Ham Enabler: But if you're getting your master's in healthcare administration, shouldn't you act mature and not dress up and act like a teenager? SUPA FUPA: Only certain times! Just because I'm majoring my master's in healthcare administration doesn't mean I have to be strict and boring all the time! That's how you create depression! And its not my fault that these people (had to say that instead of fats to avoid trouble) are bothered by lights in the break room because I need some light to feel alive! I'll do whatever I want and you do the same but don't blame me for their problems because I'm not the one controlling their lifestyles! I don't even know them at all! So the Ham Enabler walked away as I hanged out with my human coworkers and one of them was his birthday so I decided to celebrate his birthday at work. The Birthday Boy was quite a shitlord himself and a good friend of mine. And to finish it off, we had a talk about cake. Birthday Boy: So how come you don't like cake SUPA? SUPA FUPA: It makes me sick if I eat that first in the day anytime for some reason. That's why I'm picky on my desserts and prefer to eat them at night. Birthday Boy: Quality over quantity? I understand. SUPA FUPA: Yeah. I don't understand how these eatbeasts can eat so much cake and not feel pain. Don't you feel bad that they're the ones getting every slice of your birthday cake? Birthday Boy: Not at all. My wife is going to take me to a very fancy restaurant for that for our family gathering. SUPA FUPA: Nice! Birthday Boy: Also, ignore Ham Enabler; she ain't know how to have fun with her kids. I always make time to have fun with my kids. And that concludes another crazy day at my obeast infested workplace. EDIT: No I do not own a fursuit nor do I plan to. I only wear ears and tail or do kemonomimi.