Some short stories about a ham I know First time poster so here it goes.  I know this girl that looks a LOT like Adele (with oversized drawn on eyebrows) so that's what I'll call her. She used to be thin but then quickly got massive. She noticed that my husband and I have gotten a bit trimmer recently and first asked him what we were doing. He said that he doesn't do anything and that I'm determined or something.  Anyway so she asked me what I did and I said I work out and eat right. (Not that I was fat before just trying to get to the lower end of healthy and build muscles) she looked defeated and I thought that was that. Until she made a comment about "Spending hours in the gym isn't good for your mental health and well being" I ignored her as fat and jealous.  Next I see her husband at a party and he mentions him and his friends are training for a 1/2 marathon and is hoping to do a full the year after. Adeles goal was a 5k in a month and when he does his half marathon she wants to do the 2 mile event. (While he's talking she's eating, she literally walked in and didn't say hi to anyone and started eating a TON in the corner)  Then Adeles husband goes on to say he's on a special diet to lose weight so he's eating several pounds of ground beef a day and a ton of rice. Plus veggies and water. And he says Adele is trying to match him in measuring out the same portions. (Ignoring the fact he's really super tall and active and if he is overweight it's not by much where I'd guess her anywhere between size 16-22) Adele copying his diet explains why she got even bigger recently. Her double chin that she could hide in pictures turning into a Double neck that she can't hide anymore.  So as this same party I see her watching what I'm eating so I grab cookies and stand next to her to eat and sure enough she starts guzzling cookies. The problem is I'm getting a cookie slowly taking a bite or two and then throwing them away. And getting another so she's getting more cookies but eating them all. I laugh since we all know the worst thing to wish on a person is them being fat. Hope that wasn't horrible.