Front Row Seat!! Hammy and trainer Once again on my wonderous exersize bike for a cool down.  <3. At my gym, there is a Trainer Area Only right in front of the bikes.  This time it's a different hammy woman who couldn't do shit.  I think for the entire half hour I've been watch them, it might have done 3 things besides huff, puff and complain its way throught the $50 session. The look on this trainer's face was literally priceless.  So much disappointment like a disapproving father whom you will never earn respect from. cough (kidding).  But he was frowning, shaking his head, throwing his arms in the air.  The WHOLE 9 yards. Sooo much shit lording in one session and hamham was too busy sweating grease to notice. Because of this ham, I get to enjoy my lovely cheap membership.  Thanks, you fat glorious failure!