Whale watching at the gym This is my first post here so It may not seem too exciting. I'm at the gym on a saturday, 8 am as usual. I run on the treadmill for an hour, do some weights and change. That's out of the way and by now its near 10 and the late start resolutioners are beginning to show up, I've got 30 minutes so I decide to do a little whale watching. I sit down at a table and wait for a whale, within two minutes a female obeast leaves the locker room and fires up the treadmill. It's atleast 290 and is probably about five-two, the treadmill is going less than two mph, I checked later and after about 20 minutes this thing rolls off onto the floor and collapses into a sweaty, smelly ball. The bowling ball hit the floor with a thud that shook the building. Everyone rushed to it's side (literally, everyone within about a hundred feet went over there and I just sit there sipping my ice water) The staff try to help it, it's gasping for air and crying when the only thing injured is it's dignity. (if it had any) I know for sure it was fine, that is a slow walk. But they call a fucking ambulance, it takes two huge dudes who are struggling to lift the smelly beast onto a stretcher. When they finally get it on, she's like a fatty in an airplane seat! Half of each asscheek hangs off as they wheel her out. It was pretty damn funny, If I see it again I'll do a followup but until then... What are you're whale watching stories?