I really love how you get to the root of the issue, and with terrific grammar! And as much as it pains me to point this out, you really missed a big one here. As bad as I feel for this gal, whoever having brought her up to think life was fair while shoving Twinkies in its mouth, the doctor did give it bad advice. She never mentioned that she already has the greatest birth control you can get, that extra 150 pounds she's so selflessly carrying. Besides making it almost impossible for her to get pregnant, who'd fuck it? Contrary to what these tubby Tina's think, fit men really aren't hiding how much they want too be with them. That 100lb gunt is the greatest birth control she could ever have.