Thin privilege is looking thin in black I was touring a college campus and this mail truck sized girl was in my tour group. My height (4'11.5") but twice my size. She must've been pushing close to 2-hundo. She was twice as wide as she was tall, and looked enormous even though she was wearing all black (imagine her dressed in white). How sad, when even black clothing can't hide your Twinkies figure. When we walked through hallways and stairways, you can bet she took up the whole width, whereas two normal humans can fit side by side in these hallways. Her mother asked about the meal plan twice (obviously) and about roommate pairing- it's the ham's future roommate we should pray for, not the ham. The ham girl and her mother were annoying as hell. For fuck's sake, your kid is a senior in high school and you let them get so gigantic that not even black makes them look thin.