My son accidentally shitlorded. I bought him Legos. A little preface for those who don't have kids or are living a luxurious life without this song: check out The Duck Song. TL;DR is that there is a duck that keeps asking a guy at a lemon aide stand for grapes. After he is turned away, he waddles away like a duck would. We cool so far? Ok.  My son and I take my grandmother grocery shopping every weekend. Today, she wanted McBeetus. OK, she's 112lbs and could use the calories. We order and sit down, child is 7 and being a good but normal kid: talking non stop about dinosaurs and Christmas and Star Wars. He grabs his phone (my last gen, no service but works on WiFi) and looks up the Duck Song. I shoot him the look because no one wants to hear that in a restaurant. He asks to get up to get a napkin and walks away "waddling", saying "waddle waddle waddle".  Cue Fatty Fuckbucket and her feefees. She glares at him, then at me and makes some comment about kids being rude. I ignore her. He comes back and, still quoting the song, asks loudly "got any grapes?" I laugh, because this song has taken over his little head. Well, that upsets Fatty again. She looks right at me and says something about teaching him manners and how he's a rude little boy. He's super sensitive, so this attack has him almost in tears. I just look at her and say "it's a song he's singing. If you think everything is about you, maybe the issue isn't us. Maybe the issue is deep... Deep inside you."  My son now thinks he can't sing his song and I've tried to explain nicely what happened. Finally, I took him aside and broke it down for him:  Me: Baby, you know I don't care what someone thinks. You sing if you want.  Him: I don't want to get yelled at.  Me: Ok, I try not to use bad words but here's the truth: that lady was a bitch. Some people go looking for fights, and if it wasn't you it would have been something else.  Him: Why?  Me: Well, she's not happy with herself. That makes her extra angry and extra sad.  Him: Why?  Me: Because she's fat and that makes her life hard.  Him: maybe she shouldn't be at McDonalds then..  Me: 😄 yep