A tale of my mom and the obeasts at work Recently my mom started working at a factory. I should also mention my mom went from being an lazy fat fuck obeast to a human. Anyway she said that 2 fat fuck cunts started picking her*(one is a small fat and she is the aunt of the obeast who's about 5'2 200+). It started when one of the bosses helped my mom finish up what she was doing so they could move on and free up my mom so she could help out the rest of the employees. But obviously fats are retarded fucks and they didn't get the simple concept that helping my mom finish up they could send her to get more important stuff that needed to get done. Anyway once my mom was done they asked the small fat(SF) to help my mom on another assembly line and they would replace SF with a younger more agile person who could do the job faster. Queue the REEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEing from the obeast. She started crying buttery tears saying that they couldn't separate the SF and the obeast because the SF would get scared and they NEEDED to be together constantly because being away would cause SF anxiety and she wouldn't be able to do her job correctly. But as any LOGICAL person would do the boss dismissed the tears and told her that if they couldn't do what they came to do aka THEIR JOB the door was behind them and they could leave at ANY moment. Whatever the cows shut the fuck up and fucked off. The next day my mom comes in and does what she needs to but its lunch time and she had to look for a table. The only table open is with these cows(SF and obeast) and the rest is occupied by pigs hogging the tables even though there are signs ALL over saying that you CANNOT SAVE THE TABLES FOR OTHER EMPLOYEES as it disrupts the flow of the workers. So my poor mom grabs a seat and these two cows start giving her dirty looks and talking loudly about how "certain people" kiss the bosses ass and how "certain" people are ruining their appetites with their disgustingness and their gross food(aka my mom).. Now here is some of the funny parts. My mom mentioned her lunch consisted on an apple, some nut mix, apple sauce and a small sandwich(which my dad lovingly made for her) and she said that the pigs ate a giant bowl of soup, a giant plate of white rice with pork and some sauce and tortillas, in addition they had half HALF a fucking watermelon, some juices and a giant sandwich along with a huge piece of cake, I should also mention this was just ONE meal for the obeast alone and she said the SF had the same thing but on a small scale. My mom who is scary AF smiles at them and keeps eating when she's met by my moms shitlady friend. The friend sits down and mentions how healthy and small my moms meal is compared to the PIGS who were eating rice and tortillas but my moms shitlady friend said this a little too loud and the 2 pigs immediately looked at my mom and her friend and they turned red and stopped stuffing their snout. My moms shitlady friend noticed what she said then quickly changed the subject and my mom and her left to go back to work. Whatever the next day comes around and this time my moms boss informs her that they are promoting my mom and they are also giving her a raise. Again queue the obeasts REEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing that why did my mom get a promotion since she recently started that job and that they worked for longer. Anyway my moms boss pulls her aside and tells her that she is getting promoted since my mom is one of the most agile worker and that unlike the obeasts my mom does a great job he also said not to talk to them about the job because (the starts tapping at his head to imply that they aren't smart enough for the job)they aren't "fit" for the job. You could tell these hams were steaming. At lunch time again they start bulling my mom and they tell her she needs to find a new place to sit because they don't want her there and here is where my mom turns alpha as fuck, she says the seats aren't reserved and if they didn't know that they could look around and if they could read they'd see that they couldn't reserve seats. She sits down and eats the rest of her lunch without any more opposition. Now here is for the grand finale. In the afternoon the manager pulls the 2 pigs aside and informs them that they are no longer needed and they can find something new and that their help wasn't essential to the company and basically let them(SF and obeast) go on the spot.  My mom has a couple more stories so when I get home I will ask her for more stories to share for you here so stay tuned.