Quick Story This is my first original story since the other site. Today I had an hour break from work, so I decided to take the bike out for a quick workout as I live right next to a massive park. About 30 min in, I'm passing by a parking lot, and I see a 5'7 butterhuffer, maybe 280 pounds step out of her car in workout clothes, "speed walk" to the trail sign, take a selfie, and head back to the car. I wish I had my phone with me. BONUS: I've been biking a lot more than running recently because I hurt my knee, and I've noticed that fats always stop in the middle of the trail. They have no respect.