Doritos Muncher Long time lurker, first time poster here, so don't be too harsh :) So, i was driving to my motherham's house yesterday for a family get together. When I got there, she had ordered a package, no big deal, i thought. I opened up the door and  gave her the (quite large) package. We went through our pleasantries and she ate her snacks. Later, she opened the gargantuan box up (while the rest of the family were still there i might add) and lo and behold, 60 fucking bags of Doritos... I am still in shock as I write this. pic: https://i.sli.mg/TmkxTV.jpg Edit: she also paid for this this to get another box of those whenever she feels like.