When you find out someone has a kid, one of the first questions you have is, "Aw, what's his/her name?" When I heard it was Raelynn, it was so difficult to conceal my cringe. I'm big on the background of names, so I can usually be like, "Oh, her name's Nicole! That's so sweet, after the Greek Goddess of victory! Audrey Hepburn played a character named Nicole in How to Steal a Million!" (etc. etc., nerd nerd nerd) but Raelynn... Jesus fuck. What is there to say to that one?