My shop teacher's a shitlord! Sup people. So for 3rd period I have engineering class. Lately we've done lots of shop stuff, with sanding and operating cutters. Our teacher is a white guy in his 50s who's fairly skinny, tall with glasses. He's pretty ok, though a bit stern at times. Now, there's this fat Mexican kid who we'll call Art. I have seen Art stuff granola bars into his backpack pocket after eating them when we were supposed to be in the work room lol. I posted about him before with him drinking water around our computers. Today our teacher(we'll call him Mr P) was demonstrating how to use one of the machines. He then told us a story of how he jokingly told another fat student years ago that he would slam him onto a work bench. He then turned to Art and said he was heavier than the past guy and definitely couldn't lift him. The class erupted in laughter. Towards the end of the period Art and another fat kid were rough housing near the work benches. Mr P called out to them but then a short freshman kid said they were just sumo wrestling, and Mr P nodded saying it all made sense.  Then he remarked that the two of them combined would weigh more than 600 lbs lmao.  People laughed again, though one kid half heartedly said that was messed up, but props to my teacher for lordly shitting:)