The Yearly Purge We need a yearly 'Purge Day'.  Once a year, go out and club fatties like baby seals with impunity.  It's for the good of the species.  In the UK, if you get 100,000 signatures for any bullshit, it has to be discussed in Parliament.  Just for the lulz, that would be awesome and cause a donut overdose at Buzzfeed. edit dont grammar good