My ham co-worker is making me lose my mind Hey long time lurker, first time poster. Finally got round to making an account after having a super shitty day at work that I wanted to rant about to people that would understand where I am coming from! So, I have been at my job for a little over 3 months now and last month I finally got my own desk. However, my desk is right next to the office fatty, I was probably put there because I was new and no one wants to sit next to her. As a disclaimer, this is the first time I have ever come across someone who is as big as this; she has to be pushing (if not going over 20 stone). Now before this happened I read on here about the smell of hams and I have to say I thought this may have been exaggerated somewhat but fuck me I was wrong! This ham planet stinks, I cant even describe it to you but it is disgusting, I catch whiffs of it every now and then and it brings tears to my eyes.  Now I would consider myself to be a fairly tolerant person and other than the poor personal hygiene the lard bucket seemed to be a mild annoyance at most. However, after getting comfortable around me it started to spout complete ignorance about healthy lifestyles. A prime example that makes by blood boil every time is when she asked me how I stayed trim and I told her that I used MyFitnessPal to monitor my calorie intake and make sure I dont go over. She looked at me in disgust and commented "No offence but that sounds completely miserable". I didn't really know what to say to that?! Isn't that meant to be a basic fucking requirement of keeping your body healthy? So after this incident she went from a mild irritant to complete moron in my book.  Even after that I could still find it in myself to tolerate her because I really need this job and well, shit happens. But literally this past week has been absolute hell for me for one reason, she has not stopped eating! I'm not kidding you, every time I have looked up this week she has been shovelling food in her face. I have this weird thing where I cannot stand the eating sounds that people make, I cant explain it but hearing people chew with their mouth open, crunch, slurp ect makes me want to crawl in a ball and die. People whistling drives me insane too but that is beside the point. All this fat bitch has done this week is make gross eating sounds to the point where I have had to get up and leave the office for a few minutes because it was enraging me so much. Take today for example for what hammy chowed down on: - Came into work (9am) eating a smelly cheese and onion pasty and slurped on a coffee - 30 mins later was at the communal biscuit tin - crunched them - Chewed gum after  - Got up off it's ass at 11am and went to the canteen and came back with a sausage and bacon sandwich, a bag of crisps and a (diet lol) pepsi - Lunchtime (1.30pm) It went and bought TWO more pasties and a bag of peanut M&Ms - It was someone's birthday and chocolates got passed round and she took like 3 - After all that she told me that tonight she was going out to dinner with her boyfriend for an indian meal I seriously cant go on like this, I think I will talk to my supervisor tomorrow but the issue with that is that she is overweight too (not planet size, a small fat) and I am really worried about her siding with my co-worker and hating me for "judging" fat people or taking offence to it herself. She is pretty pally with hammy too because they came from a different office together. I really dont want to make enemies here but if this week's eating habits is a common occurrence I really will not be able to hack it. Wish me luck o7