You should take a swing through the South and Texas someday, make sure you visit a few Walmarts and the suburbs surrounding them. I guarantee you'll literally see that cartoon made real. 'Murica is exactly as you describe. For those of us who live in America suddenly BREACH!ing into 'Murica is always a jarring and saddening experience. The Nation & da'nation, indeed. And finally, I'm so happy to still have any sense of humor at all. Maybe by the time I reach such hypohumorousness as yourself they'll have some type of stem cell injection from Lewis Black or John Oliver to help with that.