Wal-Mart attracts the weirdest fatties. I have a small story to tell from a recent trip to Wal-Mart. First off, why do so many fatasses go there? It's Mecca for hams. Second off, you knownow your average Wal-Mart has a McDonald's in it? Yeah, some fatass chomping down on their "meal" in there caught my eye, unfortunately.  It was dressed like a redneck, despite us being in a city. One of those weird tennis hats, a shitty old white shirt with a faded logo, shorts, and rotting legs. Her/its legs, more tham half of the calves, were past blackening. It looked like it was full of crevices and cracks, and the black was being covered by white.  Not a big story or anything, but the horrific sight of black and white cottage cheese calves is implanted in my brain.