This fatass at work I was out of town this weekend and naturally I kept getting texts from coworkers asking me to take their shifts because I guess it's too hard to realize I was out of town.  Anyways. One of my fat coworkers texted me as well but she asked if I would do it as a going away gift because apparently her last day of work was this past weekend. Well nobody would cover for her because that's just really shitty. Instead of coming in, she sent one of my managers a really long text bashing everyone and saying her work record was perfect and just all kinds of shit. She didn't come in- shocker.  My other coworkers got completely fucked because this bitch decided not to come in. I'm so fucking happy she's gone and I'm even happier that everyone now knows what a selfish, lazy and atrocious person she really is.