Shitloarding at work :D I have a legitimately obese coworker (she's less than five feet tall and must be close to 200 lbs). She's extreeeeemely annoying, and being fat doesn't help her case. She's always talking about how she doesn't eat carbs, and my coworkers and I are like, "bitch, you are a carb." She's a baker on the side, and we all know she's eating the stuff she makes. Now she's harassing my human sized coworker, watching what she eats, asking if she's going to work it off later. Remarking on how (normal sized coworker) never seems to put on weight even though she indulges every once in a while. I guess she was saying she works out two hours a day (on top of not eating "carbs") and can't seem to lose weight. My coworker and I were giggling, because that simply isn't true. If she did the things she talks about doing when she first started talking about it (a year ago) she wouldn't be so damn fat. Which brings me to my next point. Why do fatties feel the need to tell people they're on a "diet".  Let your body speak for itself. Now it's a year later and we can all tell she hasn't lost a pound and frankly how embarrassing is that?  She doesn't seem to care, though. I think she believes if she talks about it enough we'll believe it. Oh, and bonus, she talks about how she has thyroid problems. Shitloarding at work is fun.