Huh? Have you ever been a regular at a strip club before? You tend to start talking about random ass shit because, well, strip club. We're all there to have a good time and not be serious about life (the fact that it's a job aside).    I know it might be hard to believe, but strippers aren't like unicorns that only exist on TV. We're normal, real people doing normal, real people shit just like you ;)  Edit to add that I'm verified. Obviously not fat nor a dude unless you don't know what the word "lady" means (though there are male strippers in the real world, too. Magic Mike didn't invent them).