The Fundamental Laws of Fat Culture All cultures have different norms that influence how the members of that culture interact with each other as well as with members from different cultures.  There are many different cultures throughout our society that affect how we interact with others.  Although we may have many groups with different norms, we have overall norms for our entire race as well.  These are not talked about much since we haven't had anything to compare them too (except animals), until now.  Some movies and other forms of entertainment have explored the ideas of meeting an alien race and how we would interact with said race.  The closest depiction of how our first interaction with a new race would go belongs to the X-men movies.  They accurately show how the first alien race we encounter would actually be other humans who have mutated to the point where they can no longer be considered part of the human race.  These mutants have different fundamental laws about their culture than we have and I thought it would be useful to have a place where these were all compiled for reference.  Although interaction with the fat race is frowned upon please keep these in mind if you are forced to make contact. 1)  All fats are liars.  This includes but is not limited to lying about: 2) The fat race has a lower intelligence level than that of humans. 3) Fats will go to extreme lengths to support and defend each others delusions 4) Fats typically do not look for potential mates within their own race 5) Fats typically all have the same view on work to leisure ratio 6) During social events food is always a key component - The main focus of human social events is interacting with each other  - The main focus of fat social events is eating  7) Overconsumption of food is obviously the cause of the mutation, but it is also very prevalent in all other aspects of fat culture as well.  8) Jealousy is a huge (no pun intended) driving factor in fat culture 9) The fats practice an evolved form of slavery known by humans as Beta Seduction  10) Fats seem to have different evolutionary goals than humans do. 11) Fats typically do not reproduce sexually If you have anything you would like to add to the list please comment below. Thanks!