Fat woman at training Dear FPH,  This week I had to go to a training event for my job and most people there were fat.  Most were smallfats but this one girl, what the hell. She was massive. Almost bigger horizontally than vertically.  Well, so she did what fat people do: eat a lot all the time. We had a free lunch. Guess what she does? She hoovers all the food up. Then she manages to get a bag of crisps out of her bag and eat those too. When she's done she goes to the vending machine and gets some carbonated beetus juice. I guess the water and apple juice available wouldn't fix her super low sugars. After the break we all get back into the room where the training is given and she walks to the coffee table and grabs a handful of biscuits and puts them in her pocket. She was seated behind me and started telling how she was going to get donuts before going home. No wonder you're on a path to death before your 35th birthday.