You beat me to this, very well said. It's sooo clear he's a fatfuck from reading any of the food descriptions. They just go on and on and on and on. IIRC by wordcount the Joffrey death chapter was 5% plot development and 95% descriptions of the various food and drink. Same with a lot of the Arya chapters. "Arya sees insane/brutal thing happening! They are eating blah blah blah..." I remember even when she escapes with Jaquen, they kill a bunch of dudes with a pot of soup... very thoroughly described... lol