The most absurd fatlogic I have ever heard. In person or otherwise. I am 99% this guy is gonna die. My science teacher claims that most old people get guts because "Fungus" grows in their fat, and builds up overtime. Therefore if you can kill the fungus you can lose your gut. So in order to kill the fungus, he is putting BORAX IN HIS WATER!  It takes 2.66 grams of borax to kill a rat! There is no way that isn't doing serious damage to his internal organs!  FUNGUS! IT'S NOT THAT I'M OVER EATING! ITS THAT A PARASITIC FUNGUS IS GROWING INSIDE ME!! SO I SHOULD JUST EAT POISON TO KILL IT!!! WHAT! IN! THE FUCK!?!