Crowded Elevator with Fats So I really needed to go home one night so I waited for an elevator and saw it would filled with fats and very few humans so I made the mistake of getting inside the elevator as a fat complained about being squished as she was sucking on her big cup of beetus. But before we hit the first floor, a chubby maintenance guy entered the packed elevator and I'm thinking "Fuck me. I should've known better." as we made way for the guy as all the fatties started reeing and one of them glared at me the whole time. Even worse is that I felt someone's FUPA on my ass and that's when I realize how much I fucked up even though the idea of one's FUPA touching someone in a crowded elevator should be a reminder to eat less. "What? Where I am from this is normal." I said. "It's where you're from this is America so respect our spaces!" the fat bitch screamed at me while sipping on her beetus. I could have shitlorded further and said things like "Maybe if you weren't four people in the elevator this wouldn't have happened." but I didn't want to trigger ham rage in an already crowded elevator and risk having the elevator snap off its cable and fall to the ground. I do wished these elevator companies actually start sending the repair bills to the fatties more often since elevators were made for humans anyways. Why should property managers and companies be responsible for elevator damage caused by fatties when it should be the fat fucks that should be paying up for this? It bothers me when there are fats the size of four people use the elevator. But no they reee how their bodies don't affect other people! Sometimes, I shudder to think that in the near future, there will be scootypuffs in elevators which will become so common, buildings may be forced to build elevators that specifically caters to fatties on scootypuff so they don't bother humans in the elevators. I never had been in a crowded elevator with a scootypuff before but I can only imagine the hell it would be for humans being in those elevators. I've been in hospital elevators and they're huge but they're made that way to accommodate medical workers and gurneys. Soon enough sadly, those hospital elevators will need to get bigger to accommodate bariatric patients on gurneys along with more medical workers.