Shitlords and shitladies in Sport So after reading some of the comments about competitive equestrians and how fatties were very unlikely to win because of shitlord judges, I got to thinking about the whole concept of shitlording in sport. Obviously there are some sports where being a fatass is considered normal or even promoted (darts - is that a sport) and there are some sports where it's not really discussed unless it gets extreme....but I'm thinking of the real shitlord sports, where the slightest stretch of your lycra/cotton/nylon kit will have you destroyed in seconds. Let me nominate the sport I love as king of the shitlord sports - Road Cycling at competitive level, especially pro. In my experience there is no room to hide. The kit takes no prisoners, an extra kilo on a climb will lose you minutes and not knowing how your body works is considered heresy....but here is the good news.......fatties are taking it up by the bucket load and shitlords are destroying them on every club run world over. My mates and I (shitlords and shitladies) love nothing more than encouriging a pig on wheels to the point of collapse, subtly slowing down and speeding up, throwing out encouragement then tearing the legs off on the slightest of inclines, crticising nutrition, shitlording about eating only bread and water, frowning at coffee stop selections and general all round cuntish behaviour for every extra kilo that attempts to hang onto our wheel. So......what is the biggest shitlord sport - any good hambeast stories?