Fat made my girlfriend sit in the back. Me and my new very slim girlfriend went to see a comedy show the other night. As I was leaving to pick her up, she said her friend was going to come along and asked if I was still willing to drive. I said sure, as my girlfriend likes when I drive and I want her friends to like me and I hadn't met this particular friend that was going to go with us. I get to her house and we wait for her friend to get there as well, so we smoke a nice fresh bowl. As we're smoking, she tells me this is one of her oldest friends and to not be mean since it's fat. I've been open about my shitlording and I guess she thought I was going to say something, though I wouldn't have embarrassed her like that.  The friend shows up. I'm 6'3", 170 lbs. Friend is probably 6'2" probably closer to 250. It would need to gain 10 inches of height and no weight to end up on the high side of normal BMI. Anyway, I'm putting a few things in my trunk while my beautiful lady and the friend are talking up in front of the car. All I really caught from it was the friend saying 'carsick'. My heart immediately sank. I didn't want fatty throwing up in my car. I don't even allow people to eat in my car, I don't want this thing's half digested deep fried pastrami anywhere near me or the inside of my car. I hope for the best and get into the car. Lo and behold, I find fatty reaching for shotgun and my pretty lady going for a seat in the back of the car. This munster had told my girlfriend that unless it sits in the front seat of the car, it's going to get car sick. So now I have to sit next to something I'd never want to even know while my lovely lady sits in the back. I'm used to rubbing my gf's legs while I drive or looking over at her cute little face. I've never felt so in shock driving before, wanting to avoid the idea that there even was a passenger seat right then. For the half-hour drive there, I couldn't think about anything other than how fat ths friend was and how I missed my lady and the friend was probably farting in my seats.... When we arrived at the destination, I made special note that not once did I notice fat talk about feeling car sick while we were driving. I believe it tells people this so that it can have the extra leg room and not feel smooshed in the back like it does to others. I get carsick when I drive with my mom and so does my brother. Neither of us have a better time when we're in the front seat. If you get carsick, you get carsick. Sitting in a different seat won't change that. Fats lie.