Two lardbeast's complete lack of shame almost ruined my dinner last night... So yesterday me and my guy went out on a little date and decided on sushi for the meal. We went to a place that was a little more expensive but all the reviews said it was worth it. We sit down, put our order in and as the waitress walks away I notice two obeasts eating. At first I was disgusted just because, ya know, fatties eating. Then I noticed the males shirt. It was a custom soccer jersey (yeah as if you could play soccer, pork chop) and in place of the name it said "SEX MACHINE" and below it its number was 69. Even if the fucker wasn't fat I would be embarrassed. You're in your 40s and at a decent restaurant, not a fucking frat party. Then I noticed the females shirt. This one was a baseball jersey and across the front it said "BACKDOOR" I couldn't read what it said below that but I assumed it was something along the lines of "gal" or "slut." I couldn't believe they would be so blatantly disgusting. Here I am trying to enjoy a nice meal out and now I'm stuck thinking about this lard gobbler shoving what's left of his manhood inside his wife's ass. Great. Luckily we were seated at the bar so I didn't have to look at them while I ate but it was still so disgusting. I just can't understand how two grown adults could think wearing those shirts in public was even remotely appropriate. Like, do you really need to announce your sex life to everyone who happens to cross paths with you? I wanted to get a picture but the way I was seated they definitely would have noticed and I didn't want to ruin date night. But honestly I'm probably doing y'all a favor because it was nothing even remotely pleasant to look at.