But then the fatminists came down and unbound the heifer, and draping it in yoga fabric, they posted pictures of it on tubblr with hashtags like *#notyourgoodheifer and *#stopheifershaming.  Looking at the ox, they proclaimed 'Patriarchy!' and drove it away from the fields, leaving the fields fallow. With no food, the fatminists sat in a circle blaming the muhsoggyknee in the system.  The heifer got tenure in at oxford.