10 feet in the opposite direction is too far to walk Yesterday I'm sitting in a lawyer's office going over an important contract. Now my lawyer shares his suite with another lawyer who happens to be a ham and also a terrible lawyer. She is constantly trying to get him or just random people in the office to do her job for her. So we are sitting there at about 330 and she comes in and asks if anyone is going downstairs soon because she needs something mailed that must be postmarked by yesterday and delivered today and that the pickup for the mailbox is at 4. We tell her no and she gets all huffy about how it has to be mailed out and if anyone can go downstairs for her. Once again we all tell her no and now my lawyer asks her what is she doing that she can't just go mail it. Now I figured maybe she had a client or something important to do. Nope, she tells us she is going home. Now, the office is in a building where as you walk out of the building if you walk 10 feet to the left the mailbox is right there. Super convenient. I go "well if you're going home now, just throw it in the mailbox on your way out." "Oh no. I can't do that. That's the opposite direction of the way I have to go. I'm just going to leave this here. When someone leaves just put it in the mailbox," and then proceeds to waddle out. Fucking fat ass is so fucking lazy she couldn't go 10 feet out of her way for something that was ordered by the court to be mailed out that day.  When we left the office an hour later that letter was still sitting on his desk.