Never hire fats. Hi there shitnobles.  Long time lurker, first time poster here. Glad to have finally joined. I finally made this account to tell y'all a little angering story. Engineering shitlady here. Now in my line of work, it is required to move around a lot, go out to the working site, supervise your team, do the work you gotta do. Physical capability is a must.  So we needed to find a person to fill in as a welder, since our normal welder had some health issues and needs about a month for medical reasons. Older guy, but fit and thin (this will become relevant a bit later).  Guess what HR sent in. An  ~1.7 meter and about 110 or so kg blob of "pure muscle". We said ok, it's temporary, we'll make it work somehow. Apart from the fact that we suddenly needed more vehicles for transportation due to the fact that this lardozer couldn't fit with my normal team in the car, nobody wanted to sit next to him because he always smells like ass so all of my colleagues were crunched up into whatever little space is left.  He also refuses to speak with us and requires multiple breaks to smoke and especially stuff his maw with crap. Fuck him already. He's our temporary welder, so we have to make due, but i swear to fuck this shitstain is going to make me miss the deadline on this project and fuck up everyone's pay. Not to mention the wheezing and the fact that he can't squeeze into tighter spaces and the time it takes him to waddle from the entrance to the construction site to where he has to work and the fact that i am responsible for this walking tumor so if lord beetus takes him i have to give a declaration about it.  He's the worst person ever and I hate him. He's also super entitled to "muh breaks" and "muh snacks" and "muh free extra watarrr cuz im uh biggur guy". Shut up bison, you will take what you get only according to the law like the rest of us. I have no idea how the fuck he managed to become a welder. I can't wait for my other coworker to get well.  I'm sorry, I needed to rant.