A Ham Proves CICO Story time, Shitfolk.  Ok, so there's this acquaintance of the Shitwifey (through work, not by choice).  This bitch was about a solid 300 lbs.  Been obese her whole life because "muh cundishuns, muh gunetiks, muh overactive pie gland".  Her beta, soy boy, limp wristed pig-fucker husband shelled out about TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS for that stomach reduction surgery.  Holy fuck, might as well pay for men to cuck you so you don't have to stick your dick in it.  So this was about 6 months ago, and this pig is down almost 200.  No shit, almost human.  Because you can't lose weight through diet and exercise but you'll lose 200 lbs by having a smaller stomach so you can't eat as much.  Let me repeat that (trigger warning).  EATING LESS DOESN'T MAKE YOU LOSE WEIGHT BUT A SURGERY THAT MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO OVEREAT WILL MAKE YOU LOSE WEIGHT.  Holy fucking shitkittens.  These animals are so stupid.  Fucking hell, Shitpeople.  What the fuck?  Seriously, I'm just, fuck.