Triggered a fat samoan bitch so hard today that she threw a fucking strawberry fanta at me. I was driving past her in a parking lot and i gave her the standard "fatass" as I drove by. She gave me the standard "fuck you" response. I was looking for blood this day and there were tons of fatties outside this foreign food store, one of my usual hunting grounds. So i went around for for another pass of the lot. Well the subhuman ended up throwing a can of soda in my window as i went by on the second pass. Ended up hitting me very lightly in the  side (almost couldnt believe she made the throw myself).  I thought it was funny how weak her throw was, opened the can, pulled up next to her SUV as she was leaving thanked her for the free soda but told her that "I dont drink soda because im not a fatass jaba the hut looking subhuman gorilla" and dumped it out. Had there not been  a kid in the backseat I would have spiked the open soda right into or through her rear  passanger window ruining the interior of her nice vehicle. I decided against it though since I didnt want to land a critical strike on the kids face  (not that I wouldnt) its just that I didnt feel like getting a felony over something as small as that, wish I was recording or Id have put her ass in jail on principle. Your friendly neighborhood fat shamer.