[Album] The Scooty-Oozer and the Thrift Store Blobs I'm not usually bold enough to pull out my phone and take photos of fats in the wild, although I see plenty. But the scooty-blob featured here inspired me. I was out looking for good finds at a thrift store (in my area thrift stores are very common/popular, and it's not unheard of to find high quality or even designer items for dirt cheap prices) when suddenly this neon green BLOB on a scooty puff caught my eye and it was just too much. Missing both feet (wonder how that happened?) it had gotten itself so blobby that it didn't even fit on its expensive looking scooty puff, and was actually OOZING over the side! I couldn't believe my eyes, so I just had to pull out my phone and try to get a sneaky picture. Once my phone was out, I decided I may as well get some snaps of the other blobs in the store. There were plenty, including a second blob of the same blobby magnitude wearing the same neon green tent as the scooty-oozer, except it still had its feet. For how long though?? https://sli.mg/a/HJZcap Ugh. It was way too easy to get a bunch. Nearly every single creature in that store was massive, there were very few humans. Sad, and disgusting.