A short little tale on the train from Amsterdam. So my SO is a very kindhearted person and really dislikes it when im shitlording everyone and everything for whatever reason. But this trainride in combination with no food in her stomach it really ruffled her feathers when a big momma with her four kids come on the train and take the opposing four seater next to us and the big momma takes the seat next to my SO. My SO's words were "it doesn't bother me when they are that big, as long as they're not disturbing me. And her ass being on my seat is really making me mad" Oh and at every turn of the train the landcows arm was snuggly up against my SO's on the train.  We ended up playing a game in our native tounge called farm spotting. Talk about the bovine on the trainride but looking at the farm animals outside the train.  I havn't converted her yet. But soon!