how the hell can a self-respecting person let their S.O. wipe their ass on a daily basis?  EVERY DAY?!  what about work?  what about going out, or at friends houses?  does he follow you to the toilet wherever you go?  EMBARRASSING doesn't even begin to describe it.  I'm embarrassed just reading this, and I'm a random shitlord on the internet. If you stink like shit because you are too fat to wipe your own ass, not having a person to do it for you isn't the real problem!