I just saw this weight loss commercial. It's the Texas Health something something something. Anyways there's this fat chick staring at fit people showing off their stomachs/ in yoga pants and whatnot. There's a shitlord at her work who ignores her when she gets excited and tries to say hi to him. There's just typical fatty things going on while the spokeswoman was talking about losing weight for good by getting weight loss surgery.  It ends with fatass walking into the clinic but we all know how that story ends- she'll keep eating and get even fatter than initially. This was just a nice little way to start my morning. I love it when I see shitlordy stuff on tv.