A tale of shitlord love lost. Met a girl on Tinder and been talking for 2 weeks.  Very cool and fit.  She is a crossfit trainer.  Was talking to her today and I decided to send out the FPH bat signal to see if she was a shit lady. I like to do it by mentioning the word "hamplanet" to see if that stirs up any recognition. So anyway, I mentioned a "hamplanet" that I had seen at Starbucks earlier that day getting extra caramel squirts into her caramel macchiato. She texted me back that I am an asshole and to not talk to her anymore. Oh well,  she is a fat sympathizer so it would have never worked out. I will love again!  I know you are out there shitlady. xoxo Fat people are gross.