I don't get the US sometimes... A few years ago I was out to lunch with my husband and in laws when an enormous whale tried to waddle past our table on her way to the bar. The whale's enormous arse hit the edge of our table and spilled a pint of beer over my father-in-law's plate of lasagne (which he'd literally had 3 bites of!) The waitress saw it happen and immediately called the fat fuck out on it. Guntzilla was made to pay for both the beer and the food it ruined (while the kitchen rushed to prepare another lasagne for my poor father in law!) We literally didn't have to say a thing to the fat twat as the waitress immediately took care of it and called the manager to deal with it! These disgusting fucks should be made to deal with the consequences of their actions! The fact that they were allowed to leave in OP's tale and the restaurant had to cover the cost infuriates me!!