I saw with my own two eyes a whole new universal entity - much larger than a planet... I don't even know what to think. For the first time in my life, I saw with my own two eyes the single largest beast ever. And it was trying to walk. At guess where?  The doctor's office. I was there to get routine blood work. In comes the most massive, overstuffed, lump of lard I've ever seen in my life except on TV or in obituaries. You guys, I never thought I would see such a sight. It appeared to be shorter than me (I'm 5'4, I'm going to guess this thing was 5') and if I had to guess weight I would put it easily at 500 lbs.  It was using crutches (crutches!) instead of a walker, a scooter or a cane to help it walk. Let me repeat. This thing was so massive it used crutches as canes. One under each arm. It sat across from me in the lab and the fupa hung down below it's knees. These were bariatric chairs and it barely fit. It spilled over the sides of the damn bariatric chair!  It got done with it's blood draw before I did and 5 minutes later as I was making my way to my car it was still slowly, s l o w l y, making its way to its whatever method is used to transport this thing. I left but would not be surprised if that thing fell over from a blood clot, heart attack or stroke on the way to its transportation rig.