Ham Schoolmate and Her Kitchen Towels (Tee-Hee) Two weeks ago, at the supermarket nearest to my pad, I chanced upon a former school mate of mine in college.  She looked as if she has put on 50 more lbs. on her already 50lb-overweight 5'3 frame while we were in college.  (As you may all know, to a petite woman, a 100lb. extra baggage is super super noticeable!)  Anyway, after an awkward exchange of "hi's!", I noticed that she had a dozen or so paper towel rolls in her cart (with her beetus and all).  She caught me noticing and told me that "they are on sale, tee-hee." So I didn't give that any thought, until TODAY, when I saw her again at the same supermarket.  And to my surprise, her cart is again filled with around a dozen or so of the same paper towel rolls she bought a fortnight ago!  Something clicked on me and I gave her a sly smile.  She mumbled about being on a hurry and waddled away from me faster than you can say "I-use-kitchen-towels-as-toilet-paper." TL;DR: Kitchen Paper Towels = Obeast Toilet Paper