Lunchtime Shitlording Went to lunch with the office crowd, sushi. There are some hamplanets on the team. Actually, me and one other guy are virtually the only non-hams in the company. While hamplanet next to me orders, I insert some subtle shitlording for the benefit of myself and others at the table.  - Waiter: "What would you like to drink?"  Everyone at the table orders water.  Ham: "I'll have Dr Pepper." Me: Looking at waiter - "He means Dr Beetus."  Laughter ensues - Waiter brings some extra food to the table by accident. Hammy helps himself. Co-worker comments: "That's not even yours. Why are you eating that? You have 4 rolls on the way." Other co-worker: "He doesn't want to end up like (name omitted)" Co-worker: "What, becuase he's in shape?" Me: "No, he died of starvation" More laughter. Hammy: "I take it well, but then I go home and cry." Me: Can't stop laughing, feel kinda bad about it for a second, then continue laughing. - This content could be better. LOTS of shitlording takes place at work, trying to get better about chronicling it. Open to suggestions, or if you'd like me to try/ say something at work and then report the results.