Oh I'm well aware I'm overcomplicating things. Just daydreaming about what I'd like to do if I had control of the airlines, which means I'd want to make flying as miserable as possible for the porcine element of society. edit: Basically, if they're gonna rrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee about every little thing that others would ignore, might as well give 'em a reason. "I'll give you something to cry about" mixed with a bit of "If you're gonna do the time, might as well do the "crime""