To the butter huffers that say their fat only affects them, go fuck yourself This one will be short and sweet. I love my dad, he's a great shitlord, as a doctor he doesn't condone HAES bullshit and has no issue being straight with delusional hams. It's a tiring job though and sometimes he gets called in late for emergencies, tonight was one of those emergencies. I woke up to hear him swearing and storming out of the house, "That THING they want me to fucking come in at 9:30 to save that thing ", wouldn't even call it a she although I don't blame him. This bloated mayo barge came in with some sort of abscess and not even the ER docs and nurses could handle it so they have to call my poor dad in, disgusting. He's got a million other tales of fats being fats, probably enough to counter every single fatty REEing about how "muh curves don't bother anyone", but that's for another time.