One of my favorite shit lord moments. At my first job. On my first day me and the other new Temps were being introduced to everyone. When they introduced Penny the office whale, one of the temps owned over to whisper "that's not a penny, that's a quarter." Even after 10 years of still cracks me up.  That lady was a warning sign to all fatties. She has had 5 miscarriages because of it, had an entire file drawer filled with junk food, drank a giant 64oz mug of Pepsi with 4 5-hour energy shots poured in, and the only way he and her fat husband could have sex was anally because it was the only thing he could reach.