Absolutely deplorable behavior that I saw from a sub-human piece of shit Ham today. Hey, FPH.  Today, I was in a Costco, doing my shopping for the next two weeks. I'm at the checkout line, and I hear from behind me "Bullshit, you motherfucker. I was here earlier and one of you lied to me." Initially, I don't really make out all the words that I heard in the background. At the moment, I'm unloading items from my cart, not particularly giving my surrounds my full awareness. I'd heard someone say "Motherfucker." and just assumed someone was on the phone angry.  I've put all my items on the conveyor belt, and I stand opposite the cashier. Behind me walks this old, fat douche-bag, wearing a green shirt, grey vest and a yellow cap. He had a beard, puffy red cheeks that cascaded over the top of his facial hair and a patchy, red nose. As he's walking behind me, towards the cigarette cage, he says "Fuck you, cocksucker!" and points to some old man who was working there. I was focusing on punching in my PIN when I heard the "cocksucker" comment. I turn around and look; the old douche-bag was already walking his way over to the cigarette cage. I turned to the cashier, and in total disbelief someone would act so childlike in public, I ask her "Did you hear what that man said?" Trying to get some confirmation that I'm not just hearing things (I've lost a significant portion of my hearing.). I could tell the poor girl was a little intimidated by the old cunt. She just quietly says "Yeah, I heard him." There's a line of people behind me, and the old cunt was already about 30 yards from me -- now at the food court; big fucking surprise -- so, as much as I would've liked to dress him down in public, I had to help the cashier place my items in boxes. After I'd paid, I started heading towards the food court as, I really wanted to confront this fat old cunt. I didn't care if 8 minutes had elapsed since the incident. I want this fat cunt to know that I think every ounce of him is disgusting -- and I'd be justified in telling him that, too.  I'm staring at the food court, feverishly trying to pick out a yellow cap, when I see him. He's past a sea of Costco customers at peak hours on a Friday, heading out towards the parking lot with two Costco pizza boxes jammed into his side-fat. Think about what it's like to be this man for just a minute. Imagine getting angry over -- what I can only assume is pizza-related -- to the point where you curse out an elderly man working a retail job. You make the situation awkward for literally everyone in audible distance, but you have so little self-awareness, and so little social awareness that you stick around in the same store till your pizza order is done. I've never ordered a Costco pizza before, but I know it probably takes time for them to cook and make it. He must've called ahead, but it was more important for this guy to get his two pizzas than it was for him to leave after cursing out an elderly man. I fucking hate fat people.