Hippos trying to be rhinos increasing the self esteem of humans This occurred a few months back but I figured I would share it. I have a female friend that has terrible self esteem and body confidence. If you compliment her on how she looks she will call you a liar and will get visibly upset. A few months back a bunch of us went out to a club and she came with. Despite being in her late 20's she's never been to a club before because she thought they wouldn't let her in. While waiting on line she started to apologize to us how we weren't going to get in because of how ugly she is etc, etc. I tell her to just wait and see what's inside. We get inside and point out to her all the lard beasts in the place. I tell her "look at all these hippos they let in." Her face filled with childlike delight as she saw them. Every fatty that walked by she instantly pointed out and going on about how could a hippo think they could get away with wearing what they're wearing or remarking on how amazing it was that their high heels haven't snapped left. As the night progressed and she watched desperate fatties trying to pick up guys she came up with the greatest thing ever: "They're all hippos looking to get a horn. They're trying to become rhinos." Better sentiments have never been spoken. On the plus side following this my friend has been much more confident in herself because she realized she was better looking than the beasts at the club who were desperately seeking attention. So thank you fatties for helping out!