"You mean you don't want alllllll of this? Whatever, you couldn't handle it anyways with your little dick. I bet you're gay."  It's amazing. I work in a setting with a lot of morbidly obese ladies (ghetto CNAs). Occasionally, they have the audacity to hit on me. I always ignore their forwardness or tell them I have a gf who actually works out if I'm super swamped. They get so offended with my awkward truthful answers. Why do fatties have to be so confident these days?