Funny hamperience So me and my friend wanted to eat something on the road, so we stopped at some sort of mall with different restaurants. There's a McDonalds, a restaurant with healthier options and a sushi joint. In front of us waddled this enormous ham that must've been a woman once. I joked 'I'll bet everything I have that it will go to the McDonalds' and it paused for a moment at the 'healthy' restaurant. It almost went inside, and my friend was already laughing that I was wrong, but then it rotated on its axis and waddled to the McDonalds instead, almost causing an earthquake. Those damn condishuns!  PS: we opted for half a pizza each without extra cheese but with extra veggies, no dessert.