Hamplanets during my jog So today I was out for my usual jog at lunchtime. My office park is circular with a sidewalk in the middle that's about 2/3 of a mile around. I'd just finished my jog and was nearing what I regard as the start/finish line for each lap when I notice a couple of Obeasts coming my way. It's a couple of rotund specimens. Female (I think but who can be sure). Maybe 5'6" or so and both at last a deuce and half. They're barely moving. So I think "I wonder what kind of pace they're doing...". I head on around at what I would consider to be a leisurely walk and I get almost all the way back around, at least 5/6 of the lap done before I meet them coming at me. Seriously, in the leisurely stroll I took around that short of a distance, they'd only managed to get 1/6 of the way around. Look I'm all for fatties trying to not be fatties but at that rate they burn more calories chasing the ice cream truck that comes around most days. If you're going to be out there and you're still wearing your work clothes and are barely sweating, it's not doing any good. A little while later after having gotten cleaned up and changed clothes, I looked out the window and here they came around, finishing a lap.... with ice creams in hand. Shocking.