Fatty ham "weight loss" eye bleach included I cant post personal things cuz porky works with me but  it keeps making statuses like " guys i went on an amazing hike today omg" " eating healthy ftw" and posting pics of tbh good looking meals (ham probably googled healthy meals while gorging on mcfats.  But today it finally posted a pic of its "progress" Behold. Behemoth http://imgoat.com/v/114201 Eyebleach http://imgoat.com/v/114202/hot-girl-body HAHAHHAHA Edit: mcfupa lard ass was at work today, and lo behold there WAS cake in the staff room. A huge one too that was more than half eaten. We only had like 6 or 7 people in today and this cake i swear coulda fed 20 humans