I'm still laughing! Grocery clerk got the feefees hurt! I was at the local grocery store with my partner, and when we were checking out, we both saw this magazine on the shelf. It says on it "Lose weight, even if obesity is in your genes!". I could see from the corner of my eye that the behemoth-like clerk was eavesdropping on our conversation. Evidently I could not pass up on this opportunity. I said out loudvery loud " I think it's great! I agree, anyone can lose weight. Anyone" That was enough for the blob. It threw the separator to the side, and proceeded to shove everything in the bag without looking at us. I could feel it was holding an immense amount of anger/shame/sadness. It closed down its till immediately after us. I assume it needed to shed some butter tears before lying to itself that it has beautiful features. I literally skipped my way out of the store while my partner was laughing his ass off.     Bonus for the pink hair planet and its 2 purple hair moons watching the whole thing from the end of the conveyor belt.