I had such an epic experience today Oh wow. I love this sub. Now on to the story.  I work as a Baker in a corporate restaurant, I'm very slim and petite and regularly get mistaken for a customer/teenager working as a waitress etc etc... (this is important). I work downstairs, but the foyer is open plan so I can hear conversations happening on the restaurant floor. I overhear this woman's footsteps before she starts talking... And anyone who works in a kitchen knows that it's noisy as hell with mixers/oven fans/utensils clacking and the such. So this lady was pretty effing huge. She came into our establishment, loudly held everyone up because she 'didn't know what dessert she wanted to takeout'. She also added that she was taking away the dessert because that meant she would burn it off as she ate it whilst walking, instead of her sitting down and it going to her thighs. insert Jim from 'the office' face Lady, the dessert was already in your thighs before you so much as smelled it.  I need to take a cake to the shop floor (I make cakes that go on fancy displays). She is talking about how 'she could never work here because she would get soo FAT'  Spoiler alert - she's already fucking fat.  She goes on to say 'but I guess that's the beauty of being a chef or a Baker. You never trust a skinny chef right! Teehee. I bet all of your chefs are big experienced men who know how to treat a woman' my colleague said she even winked. Ugh.  Up the stairs I come, all 100lbs of me. In my whites and covered in flour, I'm about to put the cake in its place. She asks who I am, whether I've been here long yadada.  I have the glory of telling her that I am the Baker, and that I am great at making desserts, but it's something to be seen as a treat. I give her my sickliest smile like I'm joking, but I'm not. She doesn't believe me. She asks again where the Baker is. I tell her again... Its me, bish. Yes, a small woman. Who can control herself around food. Shocked face. You should have seen her face go from smug, narcissistic fat slob who was pleased with herself and her assumptions that everyone is as fat as she is...to a grumpy twat who looks like a bullied 5th grader. Her face just drops like a sack of potato's, its glorious and it made my day.  Happy Christmas to me 🎉