No, no, you missed the point. His "technique" is designed to make the burglar laugh so hard at how incompetent this fat fuck is, that the burglar will pass out and the fat fuck can just shuffle up to him and stab while breathing really hard from all the exertion /s I practiced kenjutsu for a couple years some 18 years ago, totally lost my edge (teehee) by now, but was cringing through the whole video. What a fucking moron.