More Obeasts in theater seats Tonight a large ham was at our guest services kiosk speaking to one of our staff about the previous "Broadway" season. She It was complaining that she it didn't like any shows. One show, she said, was very hot and particularly uncomfortable because she was seated next to an obese man. She said he was spilling over into her seat, but and I quote "It wasn't his fault though." Who's fault then? The buildings for allowing it in? I have fortunately been working on not speaking in these situations and just nodding and smiling. I was so close to saying "You mean the years he's spent shoveling sugar and fat into his mouth weren't his fault?" I swear one day I won't be able to hold back. Holy fuck these fats.