Can I have a little rant about work just for my own mental health Long time lurker first time ranter  My day starts with trying to get in before a certain ham planet. The company I work for is in a shared building with other businesses. I arrive at roughly the same time as a female obeast……The building car park has a path leading to the main entrance, about 30 feet long. She’s been awarded a disabled space right next to the path. If she’s in front of you her bulk completely blocks the path so you can’t squeeze past, but it gets worse. She walks painfully slow at a snails pace. But not only that she waddles side to side when she walks so she really takes up the entire width of the path and she stops to catch her breath……..she takes fucking ages to walk 30 feet. Honestly well over five fucking minutes to walk 30 short feet.  I also work with a guy I’ll call Pete. Now I honestly love the guy to bits. He’s funny and he’ll do anything for you…….But he’s fucking huge, I mean massive. Now Pete realises he’s got a load of weight to lose which he announces one day. Now the company I work for has a few fit guys. Three ex-soldiers, CrossFitters a guy that competes in Ironman events, Rugby players ect…….We’re all really supportive of Pete and offer to help him in anyway we can……..train with him, write him a nutrition plan whatever he needs. But Pete’s OK he’s got things covered……..What do you think Pete’s plan is? Low carb diet? Regime of cardio before work? No Pete is going to see a hypnotist. Fuck diet and exercise what he needs is hypnosis! We’ve recently taken on a lardarse receptionist. I laughed a few weeks ago when she announced that she’s “tried everything to lose weight and nothing works”……..She’s tried Herbalife, Slimfast, raspberry ketone, everything…….except eating well and exercise. Yesterday I wanted to make lunch. We have a tiny kitchen area that really only one person can fit in. She was in that kitchen for 30 minutes yesterday just fucking preparing her food. She actually made 3 courses and used a tray to take it back to her desk. She had soup and bread as a starter, what looked like 3 paninis and a bowl of pudding……..AND she still had something from the food truck that’s parked outside our building. Thanks for that I feel better now