That's where I lost it. I read the whole thing and it was like "weight limit this" and "seat height that" blah blah blah and then she comes out of fucking nowhere about wanting to take her fat ass and industrial strength walker HIKING AND BACKPACKING. Holy shit, nobody believes that! I would, however, love to see her sprawled out on the side of the switchbacks, begging for assistance. It would be like hiking Everest, where they leave fallen hikers where they are, and ain't nobody ever going to save them or even take their body back down. THAT would be hilarious.