Small trend I've noticed: hams buy convertible cars I've seen this three this month.  To my credit, I'm finally venturing outside with friends rather than just going to work or the gym, but anyway, fucking lol. Here's my theory: they're easy for fat people to get into! They take apart the roof, push it open, and slowly spill themselves into the drivers seat before closing the car back up.  Sad that none have driven with the top down, but I guess they don't enjoy rippling in the wind. Edit: word