Hams' entitlement left me speechless today Obligatory: "sorry for any mistakes, English isn't my first language". I'm spending summer holidays in Turkey with a group of friends. We went on a tour today, and the place we were going to was a bit far. After 3 hours of sitting in an uncomfortable bus chair my back started to hurt, so I reclined my chair, put on an eye mask and relaxed. Just when I started to drift away, I heard huffing and puffing right behind me as two hams struggled to get into their seats. 2 minutes later something suddenly jerked my chair (I was glad I had fastened my seatbelt already, otherwise I'd be sent flying). I was fuming with anger when I realised what happened. Apparently the male ham pushed my chair into an upright position without asking, or warning me, or at least fucking apologising after, because "their legs hurt". Who would have guessed that the bus was designed for normal-sized humans, huh? I was too pissed to come up with any response, so my friend, whose back hurt and who was pushed upwards as well, tried to talk them into switching seats so we could recline our seats in peace.  "No thanks, we're good", they replied, and gave her a I'm-full-of-shit smile.  "I'd much rather we switched seats so everybody could be comfortable." "We are comfortable!" - a shitty smile again. "Well, we ARE NOT!". It took a looong and elaborate explanation of how uncomfortable we were, and how everybody would be better off that way before hams stopped pretending to not understand what we were talking about and started moving. Guess what they did the moment we switched places? Reclined the seats with a smug look on their snouts. I fucking hate fat people.