"When I have children, if I can find a man drunk or desperate enough to fuck me, I am going to make them as fat as humanly possible because fat is beautiful teeeehheee om nom nom."  "When I have children, I am going to inject heroin in them, because heroin chic teehee!" Nobody in their right mind would see that as something normal, and yet there are these caloric abortions out there, who don't find your sentence to be over-the-top crisco-on-head retarded.