Dumb tattoo on Ham So a fat-ass former female came in to my work today. It was about 5'8" and 350ish lbs, looked 50 when it was really maybe in it's early 20's, and had the fattest turkey neck, seriously, it looked like a jello goiter. But here's the kicker: it has this giant DC shoe company tattoo on it's fat wrist! Like this fucker can skateboard or snowboard!!!! Also had on DC sweat pants, lmao!!!! Is it seriously thinking that we will assume it skates or does anything aerobic? smh