My first swimming lesson was today, but the instructor... Is unfortunately fat. Luckily she wasn't wearing a bikini, but flab still oozed out from between the straps. I took swimming when I was little, but my mom paid for me to take it up again, as it applies to my desired career as a fish and game warden. Anywho, luckily the lifeguard on duty was thin, but get this: the swim instructor says she's done competitive swimming for over 12 years and is in the water 6 days out of the week. Even if this is somewhat true, no way in hell is she anywhere close to competitive swimming unless the standards are that low.