Hambeasts in Videogames Part II: Desrow So a little while ago I did a writeup on TotalBiscuit, Lord of the Neckbeards and Devourer of Beefjerky.  Today I bring you an even juicier (fatter) obeast: Desrow As you can see, he is Grade A Hambeast. He's known for being an irredeemable piece of subhuman garbage. But he gets away with it due to fat privilege. He's physically and emotionally pathetic enough to disarm people's suspicions about him which allows him to jump from gaming community to gaming community. Never more than a mediocre professional player and unable to to succeed on his own merits, he uses a different tactic to get by.  He survives off people's goodwill and pity until they finally get tired of him and expel him like the obese, acne-ridden tapeworm that he is. Upon which he finds a new host to feed off of. Apart from the Canadian government of course, which will be forced to pay for his lifetime of bad choices, because obeasts ruin socialized health care like they ruin everything else.  His exploits include, but are not limited to: assaulting some nerd for calling him fat, extortion, ripping off other gamers, verbally abusing a seventeen year-old girl who wouldn't send him nudes, and a bunch of other shit I can't be bothered to look up.  Basically, he demonstrates the prototypical fatty characteristics - petty, entitled, manipulative, a glutton for pity, praise, and of course food.  Here he is seated next to a human (for scale)