If you were to do something official like this, something that could be cool on it is some FPH recommended reading. I thought about having a section in my list for the 4Chan greentexts and the best stories we've seen like the fupa broom and the duct tape. I decided that didn't really fit, but there are several all time FPH gold stories, reference, memes, etc that could use a place where they are listed and explained for newer members (or even for a refresher laugh). For example, newcomers could see a list of people like Tess the Mess, Raging Chestpain, and Boogie with a brief summary of what their real names are, why we hate them especially, and why we keep referencing them.  It would be a bit like KnowYourMeme, but FPH specific. You could even expand it to be more serious with why we oppose the HAES movement and key talking points for general fatlogic. It would be tricky to make and keep together, but potentially very valuable.