Lurking Fats, You Already Waste Food This message is simple. Whenever an obese train wreck claims to "not want to waste any food" as an excuse to inhale 3,000 calories in one sitting,  remember, they do not understand the concept of wasting food.   Overeating is wasting food. Eating a portion for two people is definitely wasting food. It could have been shared or even saved for later. Normal people understand this. A large sub can be shared or used for separate meals. A normal pizza is meant for a family of 4.  But I don't want it to go bad.  Listen, fat cheeks, the type of food you ingest probably has a shelf life of at least 48 hours, if not longer, because it is processed garbage.  Help save resources by eating less. Stop being a greedy waste of space.