Fatty broke the chair! Some places have chairs that are fixed to the ground. My class does. So this fat guy managed to finally break the chair! Actually, he only bended the chair back a little. So, before class, school maintenance was called in to remove the broken chair and its base so now, he has a standard chair to sit on instead of the fixed rotating chairs like many people have. Yet, his stomach bulges over the table. Seems like as far as I know, the only "disability" that allows someone to damage property and not be accused of property damage is morbid obesity. Yeah... How fucked are we?