Holy shit THIS but on a track.  The lard tards come out and waddle 'round my local high school track when the days get cooler around here and that's about now.  Especially the trashy heiffers rolling their multi-daddy toddlers on cheap carriages and taking up lanes 1 th  3891  rough 4 (there are posted signs warning that those lanes are reserved for sprinting).  Only good thing about that is zipping between them regardless and feeling the deeeeep triggering - I turn down my headset when I do that and oooooh shit the crap those heiffers spout.  Also awesome is calling school security on them - child endangerment ^_^  Seriously have seen runners crash into heiffers JUST STANDING there gabbing between beetus juice chugs.