UPDATE // "I'm really sick of my husband's fat friend coming over" Original Thread  tl;dr: I told lardass to fuck off Alright, guys, so today is Saturday, you know what that means! He wanted to come over yesterday. My husband and I were bickering about unrelated things and Lump wasn't supposed to be there for another 2 hours, as per the text he sent. Well, Lump just walks into our house without knocking. I was already a little pissy from bickering, so I told him I was sick of him being so disrespectful to us in our own fucking home. Of course, he comes back with the CLASSIC, i din do nuffn so I start listing everything. At one point I said, "fat, spoiled, little rich kid" and before I could even finish he left in a huff.  But the craziest part? He has such a hardon for my husband that he still came back to sell him the stuff he wanted for nearly 50% off (a $65 loss for him).