I drank black coffee for over a decade before I decided I occasionally liked half'n'half in my coffee. Read the back of the carton and I realized I was drinking like 100 calories a day just in half'n'half. Let's do the math here, there are about 12 oz in the average glass, that's 1 1/2 cups. 16 tablespoons per cup. 20 calories per tablespoon of half'n'half. He says he drinks 6 cups. 20 cal/tbs * 24tbs/glass * 6 glasses = 2880 calories. Vomit.  edit: that's a below minimum estimate too, he says he drinks at least 6 glasses, and I didn't even account for the chocolate syrup.