Stole a ring from a rude flubber humper I'm so fucking happy right now, like OMG.  So on facebook theres an online garage sale group for my town where people can sell off their stuff they don't want any more. theres a ruby red ring that seemed like a good deal to me, i just didn't have the cash at the moment.  Imgur Here's the public conversation, I'm black, seller is pink, and Butterball is blue: Imgur And here is the rude as in all her fugly fat shit glory: Imgur The seller then messaged me,a few days later, asking if I still want the ring, and of course I say yes. This is probably the best day of my life. I'm a ring size 7.5 but at least I can size it down from an 8. I double her sausage fingers are anywhere close to an 8.