A hams delusions Walked past a couple of fats today and overheard a brief part of their conversation... Ham #1- If there's 70 calories in my sweet the energy being put in to unwrap it actually makes it only 40 Ham #2- oh yeah I didn't think about that!  How is it that overhearing 10 seconds of their conversation is so infuriating, are they all this stupid?? Are their brains clogged up with saturated fat?? Now, Ham #2 is undoubtedly going to pass this 'fact' onto another Ham and continue the cycle of stupid fats.