I was watching some friends play beer pong at a party once.  I'm pretty terrible at guessing weights, but this girl is in Munster territory, maybe even bigger.  She was telling/showing us how she'd used a brilliant strategy in a previous game against a group of guys, bending over in front of the cups and pulling down her shirt to reveal her sad droopy cleavage.  I felt like I was taking crazy pills when people reacted like this would actually be sexually distracting.