I've got one for you, my mother works at a VA hospital as a clerk. One guy had pain in his abdomen and hadn't gone to the bathroom in a few days so he came in. They X-rayed him and found a small glass alcohol bottom wedged him inside his "colon." He was passed out at a party over the weekend and one of the two call girls did that to him while he was asleep. They were scheduling him for surgery later that evening. Well the one doctor who is young, a bit tweaked, and of course gay solved the problem. He put on a long shoulder length glove lubed up and reach up inside the guy and slowly pulled the bottle out.