I start a new job tomorrow.  Please pray that it is a Ham-Free workplace. When I started my career right outside of college, I was very lucky to find myself in an business where I made a lots of $ right from the go.   Being self employed and doing well, and never having to put in 40 hours a week in a office filled with cubicles and ham monsters.   Fast forward 10 years later.  I am more of a shitlord than ever.  However, my career path veered into the corporate world, doing OK, but certainly not like I was when I was 22.  Anyway, I am still living a good life.   I put in 4 years in a corporate setting, and ultimately decided to resign last summer.  What really got to me was the people that I worked with.  The gluttons.  The uglies.  The un-funny.  The old fat women that would sexually harrass me.  The old fat guys that literally smelled like poop.  The common area filled with gross slobs watching the price is right or judge judy.  The trolls smoking outside the office, yelling at their kids on their cell phones.  The evangelists that had Jesus-y nonsense at their desks.  But mostly, the fat mother fuckers. I had a fat, alcoholic boss, that missed many high profile meetings with me that cost me lots of commission.  I know how fat fucks are, so I just made a plan to resign if shit didnt change immediately.  I didnt make any threats to my boss or anything, I just told him very calmly that if he was no show for any reason in the future, please just assume that I quit because you will not see me again. So, that was a year ago, and I have been living on my retirement savings, 6 months of unemployment insurance, and the occasional Uber drive.   But I have also not tuned down my lifestyle - at all......SO, I pretty much ran through all my money, and had to get back into the job market.  Tomorrow if my 1st day back to work, at a new company, in a sub-urban corporate park in South Jersey.  That alone makes me want to kill myself.  I need to come up with ways to deal with people that I described above, as they will certainly be some of those employees mixed in.  Any advice or mantras I can repeat that will help me, please let me know.  I also have a considerable amount of power in the position and I know I have tendencies to shut out people or people's ideas that I do not respect.  I have no respect for fat people.  I guess I just have to fake it everyday?