Fatty binges on cheeseburgers after dinner, teehee So we recently hosted a party for some friends and as part of the drunken entertainment, someone who's like 5 ft tall had promised to down 12 cheeseburgers as a challenge. We knew there was no way this would happen, but figured drunk people would probably enjoy a cheeseburger or two at 2 am, so a few of us did a McDicks run to pick up 15 cheeseburgers. We rightfully assumed the challenger would call it quits after 2, maybe 3 cheeseburgers, and that way we'd have an average of one left per person if people wanted some shit food later on in the night.  We did have a full dinner served - roast goose, tons of roasted sweet potatoes, parsnips, and other vegetables, Greek salad, pasta salad, homemade carrot cake with a ton of icing, homemade caramel popcorn, so most of us were pretty stuffed after the dinner alone. The cheeseburgers arrived, and the lone fatty in the party eyed them with animal lust. He couldn't even deal with waiting until our challenger gave up, and begged to have a cheeseburger before the challenger even began their attempt. We agreed that since the challenge was for a dozen and we had 15, it was ok for him to have one before the challenger caved in. He inhaled one, after which he immediately tee-heed and asked if he could have another. He then proceeded to pester our challenger to just give up as soon as possible so that he could finally have even more. This was all sold as one big joke, tee hee, except for the second our challenger predictably admitted defeat after consuming 2 cheeseburgers (after a full dinner), he exclaimed "Can I have more?! Can I have another one now?!" I think pretty much all of us gave him an awkward look of "You're joking, right?" He then proceeded to just about dive-bomb the table and inhale 2 more cheeseburgers. Total cheeseburger count consumed AFTER a full holiday dinner - currently at 4. Just in case you're picturing some 6'5" mountain man packing those away, this dude is like 5'5". To top it off, my husband later informed me he had ANOTHER ONE (a cold one, too!) after I went to bed.  It was my first time meeting this fatty and not surprisingly, apparently he was actually human, and not even approaching ham a mere 2 years ago, now he's got a gigantic gut and at least 60 extra lbs on his small frame. TL;DR - geneticks get activated at a party