Goodbye cruel world I'll be an obeast before the day is over If you ask an obeast, Chicken and broccoli, that is all they eat, every day, ever, and they got fat magically.  Judging from the number of fats claiming that they do not gain weight as a result of stuffing themselves with beetus and not moving their lard ass by their own power on a regular basis, I have decided to take the plunge for science.  After reading a few fat logic and fat studies text books,  I am sure that my science experiment will prove true and I will begin gaining weight via photosynthesis after consuming my healthy seeming dinner this evening.  Good bye cruel world, I am doing this for you FPH!