I can guess who's a lardshit by listening to them talk. Ok, so Story Time: I'm a 19 year old college student and I work at a Whataburger around Dallas, Texas (for my fellow shitlords and shitladies who live outside of the American Southwest, Whataburger is like McDiabeetus but waaaay unhealthier, yes I hate my job). So anyways, I am a cook at the establishment (being a cook at this place helped me go vegetarian) and when I work on the drive-thru grill we get the headsets so we can prepare what I'm hesitant to call food ahead of time. So anyways, it can get boring at times and I play a game where I try to guess what the customer looks like by the sound of their voice and their order and then I glance outside the window to see if I'm right. The first time I played this I got one lady got really excited when she was ordering, so she ordered a Monterrey Jack Melt with bacon and avocado whatasized it and a kids meal. The sounds this woman made while she ordered it were hysterical, she ran out of breath, slobbered, and got really excited. I immediately thought "lardshit" and when Lardshit made her way to the window to pay I glanced over to see a massive guess the gender blob with her little blobkid sitting shotgun. When she pulled away I started laughing really hard. My coworkers looked at me and I just told them I remembered a joke. I've been doing this a lot at work lately and I've gotten really good at it. TL;DR: I work at a fast food joint, and I've gotten good at distinguishing lardshits by the orders they make and how they sound over the drive-thru.