[Misc] I saw a ham today Been living in Shanghai the last 6 months, and with the occasional visit to Japan notwithstanding, my life has been chub free. Got on the bus today and ran into a certified HOG. Like, 350+ pounds of mumu wearing, mouth gasping ham. This lady looked either Hawaiian or was a national, it was hard to tell with the fat distorting its features, I assumed foreign because I can't believe anyone could live here and be that fat. China is pretty much a developing country with first world economic power, the culture just hasn't caught up yet. Forming a queue, waiting for people to get off the subway before trying to get on, these are foreign concepts to your average citizen. Civility is often abandoned in favor of pushing and shoving against everyone to get where you're going and public transportation during rush hour is literally butts to nuts, people will shove into a crowd to make enough temporary space for themselves before the subway doors close.  Back to the ham, how in THE FUCK has this lady has this lady survived here? She obviously isn't some rich ham with a vehicle, she's on the bus with me. It was the middle of the day so the bus was pretty manageable, maybe she only goes places during non-rush hours, I guess I'll never know.