My son, who states the obvious, and the bonus little girl in Target Last story about my son got some hate, but whatever. I am a firm believer of "out of the mouths of babes", and he understands that some things are just going to piss people off. We agreed that if it didn't sound nice in his head, then he could either keep it to himself or text/whisper it to me. He's gonna be all right in the end, and that's all I care about.  We had to go to Target to finish up Christmas shopping. He loves those big red balls in front of the store and always wants to climb over them instead of walking around them. Whatever, he's always been a climber and I let him occasionally. As we walk up to the store, I see him pick up the pace a bit, then stop. He looks at me with the all-knowing smirk he gets and covers his mouth.  "What did you see?" I ask, thinking someone had a cool toy or something.  He waves me down to his level and whispers.. "Mommy, I thought they got a new ball by the bench.. but that is a PERSON. A PERSON SHAPED LIKE A BALL."  I couldn't help but to laugh. Sure enough, there was a planetary thing with a red shirt on, sipping on some McBeetus right in front of the store. I just nod my head, we go inside. Of course he wants to check out the toys. He picks up a BB-8 (from Star Wars) and says "Look! It's as round as the person outside! That's gross." and he starts acting like he is suddenly fat and can't fit down the isles.  A little girl comes walking down the isle, and he drops the act for a bit. They end up talking about something toy-related and the conversation ends up at Jaba the Hutt.  He's telling her that the original costume needed four people to operate (it did, he found it online) but then said something along the lines of "maybe they could find one BIG person to do it instead!" Little girl looks at him and says "my daddy could do it! He's fat and needs a job. And maybe he could sit down so he could keep the job!" I just about lost it. Poor girl.