Talked about a nudist colony and found out my strip club customer is a total shitlord. So at the club tonight, I was sitting with one of my favorite customers. We talk about the usual flirty, sexy stuff, and then we suddenly start talking about world issues and such. It's fun.   Anyway, we were talking about how I'm hanging up my heels and taking a hiatus from dancing soon. I made a joke that after being naked for so long, I didn't know how I'd handle a "real" job with clothes and might have to join a nudist colony to compensate. He made a face, and I said "Yeah...there's a lot of people I don't want to see naked." "Most of them." "The majority now, right?" I started testing the waters to see if this was going where I wanted it to. "I did work in a nudist colony once. Almost all of them were...really fat." "Well then I'll start my own nudist colony! And there's a bf % maximum to get in." "Don't let fat people in! They'll all get heart attacks and die trying to lose the weight fast enough! I mean, they'd want a chance to see naked, attractive people all around. No one wants to look at a naked fatty; not even fatties!" We were both dying laughing at this point: "Well, no one wants to look at them, and that'd solve overpopulation! Besides, the only people left would actually be productive and attractive." "New life goal. You have to start this nudist colony for all our sakes!" I got a generous tip after that conversation, and my night was completely made! We started pointing at different people in the club choosing who would make the cut and who wouldn't. Easily the best night I've had in a while.   Edit: that fucker at the bottom. Heh. Heh. Heh heh. I'm not ashamed of my body. Bet you didn't think I'd actually prove myself to you. That's the funny thing about us shitlords/ladies, fat ass. We aren't ashamed of ourselves. Good luck with your FA. It's going to die young--just like all of you.