I was eating at the mall one day and these kids are riding on their skateboards. From nowhere I hear "No Skating" as a very obese man comes a wadlin' by. The skater punks look at the man does a kick flip and flips the security off "Fuck you mother fucker!"  Well the waddle became a full on seizure of unmitigated fury. Which lasted approximately 5 seconds until he gave up.  I couldn't help but think good for you man, this is the day you turn it around, this is the day you say "i've had enough, and i'm not gonna take it anymore!" This fatty was going to become a man of conviction, a man who (having seen rock bottom and being humiliated by children) would turn his life around.    As he walked by, visibly shaken by the exertion, i heard him proclaim "shit, i need a snack" Bravo sir, bravo.