Thin privilege is not melting at 75° F (25° C.) So I'm on the bus going from work to class.  The bus makes a stop at the University Hospital and this heifer climbs aboard, complete with Starbeetus in hand, and stands right next to me (all the seats were taken).  I tried to turn my head away from it, but it was too late.  In a single glance I saw that it was raining sweat from head to toe despite the weather being cool and it wearing a light t-shirt.  Then the worst came.  It started wiping its lipid-ladened sweat off its forehead.  It would wipe with its left hand, trade its cup of concentrated empty calories over to the left, then wipe again with its right.  Every time it wiped both its forearms would glisten as more sweat started coming out, and it would display its septic-soaked armpits.  This continued for the whole ride until it finally waddled off at a parking lot. I did my best not to gag the entire time, and I was pretty sure that it was making itself sweat more by moving its arms.