Ugh. I hate the stupid one-upmanship that Tumblrites engage in as regards sexuality. I'd like to make a couple of points: 1) "Not being able to get anyone to have sex with you" is not a sexual orientation.  2) I find it very odd that most of these hams became interested in championing the rights of sexual minorities AFTER public perception about sexual minorities became positive. It's no secret that the biggest movers in the sexual minority rights movement are gay men and lesbians: this is because optics matter in civil rights movements. None of the progress that's been made could have happened if we didn't put our most relatable people out front. MLK did very similarly during the civil rights movement: if you wanted to march with Dr. King, you had to sign a behavior contract. It gets worse, though, because... 3) Tubblers weaponize sexuality rather than enjoying it. Obviously they can't achieve the same type of sexual gratification as a normal-sized person, so they proudly declare themselves a pansexual to show how "forward-thinking" they are. In the hamsexual mind, their "orientation" is nothing more than a BADGE OF ABSOLUTE CORRECTNESS that, much like their curves, everyone must honor. TL;DR It isn't Fat Pride Month, hams. Get off the float too; you're blocking my view of some grade-A beefcake.