I'm well versed in translating shitty articles: Dude got shitcanned and cold shouldered by his former employer, presumably for his shaming of Rihanna normalizing being a semi-sentient, if even semi, lardsack. After being fired, dude shit talks his former ragmag on Twitter.  Internet "journalist" writes nearly incomprehensible article to further "fat-shame shame" the dude because she's angry that his Twitter account hasn't been suspended yet.