Trashy UK magazines are a goldmine. https://imgur.com/a/I5Yfr So in summary: This woman bought some new furniture. After 10 months the sofa was sinking so she and her husband went back to the store. They sent someone round to assess the problem. Shitlord investigator concluded in his notes that the damage was due to them being "quite a large build".   Woman does not accept this as "at a combined weight of 31 stone, Alan and I were hardly humongous." I beg to differ - that's a combined weight of almost 450lbs.  So she refuses to believe the issues are anything to do with her obesity and harasses the furniture store until they finally agree to give her store credit for the value of the original furniture. This is no good: "because of my requirements, the only settees I could find that fitted my needs cost £1050 more".  So fat bitch refuses to accept that her weight damaged the sofa, but then admits that she has "needs" which mean her choice of furniture is limited.  Side note: typical British fatty. Note the sack-like 'dress' and the classy Argos fake gold jewellery. Ugh.