Mask Extensions I don't care about your opinions or conspiracy theories, the truth is, I'm required to wear a mask at work, both by law and corporate policy. That said, I just wanted to share this extra bit with you shitlords. A few months back, I reported that maintenance had to swap hinges on restroom stall doors, because the fats were having trouble getting them to open inward. Well, now the same fats are complaining that the masks are too small.  We are required to wear company issued blue/white masks (you know the ones), and are given a new one each day before entering the building. Fats are having issues with the ear bands not reaching around the sides of their fat faces, and are saying that they are cutting off circulation to their ears. They're not trying to get out of wearing them, instead they are demanding extensions. So now, right next to the employee entrance, is a table full of mask extenders, to appease the complainers. I'm now seeing more people wearing the extenders than not. They have no shame. "Thuh masks are jus too small!" No they're not.