By all logical accounts, someone should ask them to leave but we're Midwestern so instead everyone stares at them while they gorge themselves and then we talk shit about them in a way that makes it sound like we're not talking shit. I texted some family and I guess lard dad is my great aunt's second cousin once removed. Apparently today at the food table he was loudly commenting to his lardy spawn about how he is indeed related to us. He missed the memo that if you have to explain how you are related then you are not related enough to show up.