Muay Thai Messier object Okay, I'm not a great story teller and writer but this fat fuck just annoyed me so much I have to post something. I was in class last night and there was this behemoth of a guy, there are other fatties but this guy stood out because somehow he managed to occupy most of the entire gym, like the way in which an electron orbital configuration is displayed in textbooks. I live in a country where people of this size are not seen that much, primarily I imagine because most of them cannot get out of bed, let alone walk. I'm not sure of his weight, but if I had to make a rough estimate he must have been at least 400-500lbs, he was fucking huge.  But I digress, the whole class this fucking idiot seemed to be overcompensating with everything. I was paired with one of the instructors and when we went to put on shin guards the Messier object quite vocally stated to me that I should not put on shin guards to 'scare' the instructor, okay then....I told him that I doubt that would scare the instructor much, but of course fatty had to double down, much like his hourly caloric intake. He waited until the instructor came back and basically yelled to him that he should pair with him without shin guards, of course the instructor shrugged it off. Every little thing that this guy did was just irritating, the constant over-compensation. He couldn't even do most basic movements, his push-ups consisted of him lowering himself down until I assume his FUPA touched the ground, so a few inches maybe. He couldn't even run on the spot or do burpees and the funniest part to me (well it fucking irritated me) was when we were planking and alternating raising our elbows, this bulbous burping bitch-titted burger bolter would smash his elbows down as if he were trying to elbow the ground (he was in the ring so the slams made quite a loud noise). He didn't seem to grasp the purpose of this exercise or Muay Thai in general, I mean how many fat people do you see that are fully into Muay Thai? He seems to be one of these people that thinks that he is tough simply because he is so fat, and just because when someone kicks his equator of a body and it takes about a week for the rippling tremors to reach through the fat, that he is somehow a condishuned athlete. This was the first time that I've seen him in the gym, granted I haven't been at this gym for long and am by no means a pro, but I'll post more stories if he's there again as I'm sure he will provide some post-worthy stories.