I shoulder hugged an eatbeast yesterday. SO has an old friend, morbidly obese, ended up meeting them at a brewery. Basically let them talk about old work times and stuff, while i browsed FPH, checked my schedule and drank a couple beers.  At one point the girl has to go to the bathroom.  She left and eatbeast (after whining how the girl he really wanted found a nice guy and is going to be married soon) looks at me, asks how we are doing.  "Great! I travel a lot, but love coming back to her and Texas." "Oh thats good, if you were here 100% of the time, you two would probably be aggravated, and fight all the time." Obeast being subtle? I bro shouldered hugged him when he finally left, while staring death at the girl. I will not associate with these fat fucks. Bonus: stories of him stealing beer after a 5k, being given a week supply of philly cheese steaks after a race (at his size, I dont even know how many that really was). And the shoulder hug? Shoulder was flabby, fat fuck was sweating being in an air conditioned brewery.  Never fucking again, not even for the sake of a loved one.