Fat bartenders I was at the bar waiting for our drinks and couldn't believe the size of the bartenders.  The area they had to navigate wasn't very big considering how many people were working. There were three men, one human woman, and two slow and lazy cows. The cows kept getting in the other bartenders' way and the human woman had to squeeze herself past the blubber  when the fattie wouldn't move.  She looked utterly disgusted.  Poor girl. Why hire someone who is slow, clumsy and takes up way too much room when they are working in a confined area? I feel sorry for healthy weight people who have to deal with that.  Also, the damn fatty kept  "forgetting" to bring my water when I was trying to sober up.  Any shitpeople have bar/restaurant stories to share?