This person is a fucking lunatic... that wants to stab you in the head with a fork.  But of course it's a fork, for he, the fattest fatty, of gargantuan wisdom, understands and wields, perpetually, this tool of endless utility. For it's uses are not simply limited toward the migration of pabulum into it's wretched larder, but also to stab... to eviscerate! the skull of ones annoyances.