The rest of the article is actually fairly moderate (limit it to one ounce per day; it's the catechols in chocolate that might contribute to bla bla bla), but how many hams are actually going to bother to read the article?  No, they're going to read one sentence on the cover because they're lazy shitstains and spout   "aw, sheeeeeeeit, I can has all muh chocolates anytime I want, fuck you shitlerrrrds!"  April 2014 issue, 'Good Housekeeping'