First-Time Office Shitlording Got to do some direct shitlording this morning. I usually don't interact much with my coworkers because they're disgusting inside and out, but I've been having a shitty Monday.  Femayo #1 is talking with her partner, femayo #2 discussing their "winter fitness plans" (hah) when deathfat #1 chimes in that he "wishes his thyroid wasn't shot" so he too could "be in good shape" (double hah).  I decide this is the perfect time to ask him aaaall about whether or not he's on a levothyroxine and the T3 vs T4 argument, etc. Of course, he has no fucking clue what I'm talking about. So I get to shitlord all over him by explaining that my 80-year-old grandmother has Graves Disease and has been living without a thyroid for the last 35 years, and has only recently become overweight in the last two years from a bout of catatonic major depression.  He mumbled some other bullshit and went back to work.  I love using my grandmother's missing thyroid to shitlord.