Fattie threatens me. School doesn't care. When I was a freshman in college, my roommate was left to the brief about me and some generic questions. It seemed like we had a lot in common and went to school nearby, so we met up at starbeetus to do room selection. She was short and looked to be on the borderline between healthy and overweight, but she talked about how active she was so I figured I was safe from the fat BS.  After we move in, everything seems fine. But after a week or so reveals herself to be a cunt. The funniest part is one day I was munching on a snack pack of chips ahoy cookies while doing my calculus homework. Her eyes widen and she literally drools then shoves three Quaker chocolate chip granola bars into her mouth because she's a "health nut." Seeing her desire made the cookies even more sweeter. I commented on how great cookies are. As a result of the aforementioned cunt behavior, I choose to switch rooms. For some reason, this offends the whale, and she threatens me. I report her, get out of fee for room change, school doesn't do anything though, since I'm tall and lean and by this point roomie has a fupa, almost gunt (she slept in panties. I saw the thing). She fails out of school anyway.