Check your privilege shitlord! If I want to run I HAVE to buy expensive $250 running shoes, name brand leggings, a super cute crop top, and an expensive camera phone with unlimited data plans to take selfies! I can't do planks because gravity oppresses me makes it impossible to hold my svelte 350 lbs body up for a whole 30 seconds. I'm already a curvy goddess with more ass than the earth has grass so I don't need to do squats. Push ups are just the patriarchy forcing me to bow down before a man so I refuse to do them. I'm already perfect the way I am and I deserve a tall muscular man like Chris Hemsworth! I don't need to conform to your twisted and unrealistic beauty standards!  effyourfupastandards #honormybeetus #delusionalbabe #triggeredkin #piercedeyeballs #excessivecraniumaccessories #mentalgymnastics #butnotrealgymnastics #thatwouldbeoppresive