Fatty Saved Me from Trying Crap Desserts on Vacation I went to Hawaii with my boyfriend and his parents and we saw signs for shaved ice everywhere. As we finished eating at the last restaurant on our trip before our flight, we saw signs again for shaved ice. We were discussing amongst ourselves whether or not we should try it when this hambeast in front of us turns around salivating and breathing loudly saying, "OHMYGAWD you HAVE to try it. Ask for extra syrup, too, so you REALLY get the flavor." Syrup = flavor? That's gourmet only in the eyes of a fatty. Needless to say, we were deterred from trying it.