Bitchy hamplanet gets the remark she deserves from me after being uppity. REEEing ensues. I had to pick up some dry cleaning for my boss today. NBD, I do this all the time.  I get there and the pregnant fat that works there is "out for 5 minutes". Probably getting beetus? Yes. So I sit to wait for however long and 10 minutes in this other fat waddles in, looks me up and down, tch-es under her breath, and rolls her eyes. As in I look bad and she is trying to let me know in the rudest possible way.  So I say in my most polite voice "I don't think they're coming back very soon. You can have my seat though, mam, as you look pretty far along. How soon are you expecting?"  Holy shit. She practically screamed "Excuse me?! I'm NOT pregnant, and you should never say that to a woman young lady!" I'm 26, by the way. I guess she assumed I was younger?  So I just laugh in her face. As I'm laughing my face off the pregnant fat walks in with a Jimmy John's sandwich, chips, and full size drink. Because that's great for your baby, I'm sure (/s). I walk in ahead of fat cunt and take care of my shit super fast and walk out, saying "have a great day you two!" as I exit.  Oh, and when fat cunt got in her car it sagged about 4 inches.  TLDR: the best way to trigger fats is to ask how far along they are.