I was snooping on a teacup pig I went to HS with.  She has gone full circle teehee, as in she is now spherical.  Her oldest kid is surprisingly fit and runs track.  I keep rooting for her not to give up or let her hamily pull her into the bucket.  Her younger sibling, though.. yikes.  She'd never run track because her gunt would slap her in the face.  Though she'd never find that out because she'd be too out of breath first.  I can only hope she sees her parents being fucking slobs and her sister looking fit and amazing and choose the right path.