You don't understand! Being fat means they are experts in everything, way smarter than those dumb thin people. I mean, really, how "smart" is it to spend years in school, running yourself ragged and studying every waking second, when you could have been eating like a cow and answering phones for a temp agency instead? Doctors by definition are too dumb to realize they wasted their best eatin' years on education instead of foot sex, virtue signaling, and government paychecks.