A few observations 1: Why is that that the only ones who call themselves "foodies" or the ones who always talk about how much they "love" food are the pickiest of eaters?  75% if the time it's just a fat who says everything is so delicious, but you make something new and the pretty much shit all over it.  They're full of shit in several ways so it isn't too surprising. 2: When the fuck did walking a couple miles become exercise?  I don't know about you shitizens, but I walk 6 miles a day just for life and work.  Not counting any hiking or other runs I go on.  I must be inhuman! 3: How do people celebrate such mediocrity like holding a plank for 30 seconds?  I've seen literal toddlers do more impressive feats.  "I held my body weight on a bar for 5 seconds. I'm amazing!"  Try holding your chin above a bar for 2 minutes, now that's fucking impressive.   Speaking of bars, the bar has sunk so low that anything little thing is supposed to be cause for celebration.  There has to be a party for any bare minimum of physicality, and, don't you dare forget the food!!!