Eating salads is apparently an eating disorder. I work as a server, so obviously I see the healthiest people.  I have many shitlord regulars that leave much higher tips than when they have to sit with the many moons of the restaurant. A small moon coworker overheard one of my favorite shitlord tables say, "At least I know I raised my daughter right because she always wants salad for dinner." The moon came over to me and said, "That lady just glorified having an anorexic child!" and proceeded to repeat what was said. I gave her a look as confused as I felt and said, "You do understand that anorexia means not eating, not eating healthily, right?" The moon has not interacted with me since, and it has since started bringing in those veggie juice blends lolololol.