Daily needs of a fat I was working yesterday and at lunch a bunch of us hit a poutine place as it was the only thing nearby our event venue. I ordered the smallest sized, regular poutine (coworkers who are ALL fat, ranging from "slim fat" to "battle-barge" got mediums or large sizes) and looked up online the callories of it so I could estimate the rest of the day around it. I almost spit out my drink, catching the fatty gaze, and just sort of store at my phone for a second. When asked what was wrong I told them that this little poutine was 700 callories! Then I said I would have to just skip dinner and do two light snacks instead to manage hunger (Due to medical shit I have to be VERY strict or gain easily, all fat).  Second fattest of the group chimes in, "700? Oh that's nothing, the body needs 3000 calories a day so you don't have to starve yourself!" Bitch what? Maybe if I was a fucking athlete or strength trainer, not a 5' short ball of hate!  They kept forcing more food on me the rest of the day, it was really annoying. 3k calories? No wonder you're Moby-fucking-dick. Ugh why is herpetology filled with fats? One coworker besides me, in 8 years at this company, wasn't overweight. I love the job, but fucking hell. On phone, forgive any auto-correct errors.