This weekend I was walking around Greenwich Village with a tourist, he saw a Mamoun’s (a pretty famous falafel place, supposed to be the first one to serve the food in the US). The guy (clearly overweight, probably approaching obese) had never had a falafel before, so he ordered a falafel sandwich. He liked it, then he asked "what's in this? meat?" I told him that, no, there's no meat of any kind, that falafel is made out mostly of chickpeas. He stopped liking it immediately, and after he was done with it, he complained about how it was "both hot and cold" and how he "needs some meat in his food". Apparently, some people think less of vegetables. My last meal with him was at an indian restaurant where I ordered samosas and onion bhaji, I'm not vegetarian, but I certainly enjoy meals made up of just vegetables... Fats are idiots.