I don't know a great deal about them, I have only lived here about a year, my girlfriend has been here for years though. She is pretty awesome and makes fun of me when I go outside to take out the trash shirtless, calls me a strong young man even though I am pushing 40. She has lived here for a couple decades but mostly hangs out with her family so does not speak much English, when she does talk at length she uses strange synonyms that are odd but make perfect sense when you think about them. All in all if everyone was like her the world would be a better place, she is like 90 but still active. In conclusion the fat is probably under 30 and the neighbor is 90+, needless to say the old one is way better looking and if I had to choose between fucking one of them I would choose the damn near 100 year old woman over the fat, though this is a no brainer obviously.