"Help yourself to some cookies and cake!" So I went to the leasing office of my apartment complex to let them know I would not be signing on for a new lease.  After talking about that business, the property manager ham suddenly says "Oh!  By the way, help yourself to some cookies and cake before you go!  We're having an open house today, so there is plenty! Take some!"  I instinctively and politely said no thanks, but she then was insisting I take their crappy desserts.  I looked at her and blinked a couple times, surprised at why she would insist I take food I don't need, and responded "I had lunch already, and on top of that I pay attention to the kind of food I eat."  She stopped then with my implication that she doesn't.  Ahhhh, felt good!