Full moon at Walmart Guys... I've seen it all tonight. I apologise for not taking a picture, too. So my husband and I were in Walmart this evening, picking up a few things for a project we're doing this weekend and some groceries. I'm walking down the side aisle, near the deli and meats... And holy shit what I saw was absolutely disgusting. A she-ham (in the ham aisle, ha!), must have been at least 250, maybe more. She was basically wearing underwear for shorts. Just picture it (or don't) - the whole bottom of her ass was uncovered, for everyone (I mean everyone, not anyone, cause you really couldn't miss it) to see. Cellulite craters... jiggle.. just ugh, fucking gross. Our eyes burned after just a second of seeing the disgrace. I quickly turned around to my husband and the look on his face... I swear I've never seen that look before. He really looked disturbed. But I was completely shocked. I said to him "oh my GOD! Should I go tell her that her ass is hanging out?!" Pretty loudly too lol. He's like "shhh... No! Don't do it!" (This was kind of an inside joke because this isn't the first time I've seen young women with shorts way too short in places they really shouldn't be wearing them) The ham was bolting for the candy aisle. Of course. I could make this shit up you guys but sadly I'm not. As I passed the aisle I just said, very loudly, "oh my GOD that's SICK."  I can only hope she got the message. But probably not because hams are dumb shits.