I always give money to beggars... until today...  A woman, easily 250 lbs, asked me for $4 for food. WAT? I've always given money to a beggars, 100% of the time, as long as they meet the following two conditions: (1) They do not have a smartphone. (2) They are not smoking cigarettes. I added a third condition today:  (3) THEY CAN'T BE FAT! This woman was enormous - yet needed $4 for food.  I have no idea how much money it takes to maintain a figure like that, but I presume I'm doing her a favor by not sponsoring her next Whopper & fries.