Bff's fatass GF My best friend decided to date a lardass. She had the audacity to ask to go on a bike ride with us, knowing good and well her fat ass couldn't keep up. While she heaved her way up a hill we had to stop for the lardo every fucking time. It was so fucking frustrating. It's not that hard to ride up a hill! Not to mention that she turned around and went home before we even made it to the trails! We get back to his house and the fatass is munching on a pb&j. She swears she wants to get fit but it's all an act. I put up with her for JJ, but asking to join our ride was the last straw! I wanted to tell her to get up and go, but I couldn't since it wasn't my house. Then she fucking sat and puffed on our joint at least 10 times, it's puff puff pass, bitch. I know your fat probably gets in the way of your high, but damn! If he really does marry her I'm going to force her to be human sized so I can deal with her existence or else I'm not showing up to the wedding! Edit: what makes it worse is that he worked hard so he's getting toned up with muscles and some bulk. (He used to be a flat with a little chub but not grotesquely) His only draw back is anger issies, but he could still get a human.  Edit: He just told her she's the most beautiful women he knows. I'm dying of disgust.