my last flight, I was in a row where the middle seat was empty and I was SO happy. There were several other rows where the middle was empty as well but for some reason they decided to stick a fat next to me, who rather than allowing me to get UP out of my seat so they could get in, instead went and climbed over me. I audibly said "Guess I'm not getting up so you can get in." Flight attendant proceeded to offer the fat extra shit and not the window seat or myself.  Fat also proceeded to wipe his nose with his hand and sniffle the entire fucking flight. I should have pulled the flight attendant aside to ask for kleenex for middle seat since he's choosing to use his hand as one.