Reminds me of my ex that decided to become a fat (which is why she is an ex). I gave her some time where she was swearing (sociopaths don't mind lying) that she consumed only 300 calories per day and was exercising an hour every day. I asked her to contact Standford Medical so that they can study her as the only mammal in existence to be able to exist in this way. She didn't think I was funny. So long fatty......