cough So I play Star Wars: The Old Republic (on a hiatus, actually, because Bioware seems more interested in sticking corndogs up their own ass instead of maintaining their game) with a couple other fat-hating shitlords, and as a running joke we all refer to our Sith characters as "<Playername>, Dark Lord of the Shit". ha ha  ha Hey, it amuses us. Fuck fatties indeed, friend!