I would like to share my story Last year, I drove to the supermarket to do some weekly shopping. I had to look around the carpark to find a space, it was pretty full. I loath poor parkers and I always reverse park as it's easier to drive out forwards of a space. I finally find a space, both cars forward parked. (I should point out that I'm in the UK, so the drivers side is on the right). The car on the right is parked nicely between the lines, whilst the car on the left has it's wheels on the white line, closest to myself. I had to drive straight in as reverse parking wasn't an option or I'd find my door too close  and would find it troublesome getting out. So, to teach this dumbarse a lesson I pull my car in and place it slightly closer to the car on my left. Far enough away for a normal person to squeeze in, but close enough to make them think about next time. As I get out of my car Mr&Mrs Hamplanet walk up to the car. Who's driving I hear you ask? Well it's Mrs H, of course. I see her take a look at the between the gap between our cars and she know straight away that she won't be able to get in. It was at this point we both looked at each other and I give her a little wink and a smile (ok, no I didn't. I didn't actually have the balls for that. But, lets just imagine I did.) I wish I could have stayed and watched but being in rush I just had to imagine, with a smirk on my face, her struggling to squeeze her fat arse across 2 seats.