Chick Fil A death fats I went to Chick fil A for lunch yesterday and it was packed. I was not surprised to see the amount of obeasts and death fats in there.  They easily outnumbered human sized people by about 8 to 1. Being around that many fat people makes me extremely apprehensive. One mayo huffer got out of line to go over to the condiments table while it's husband was still in line. She started REEing "there's no mayonnaise!!!"  Which I thought that's ok, you don't need it anyway.  By the way there was more mayo, she was just so lazy that she didn't want to put in the effort to waking to the other side of the counter to check. After I got my food I picked up some napkins and set them on my table. Then I went to get some ketchup and one of the workers (death fat) was wiping down the condiment table. I grabbed one more napkin and she looked at me and said "you're going to need more napkins than that!"  Yeah, maybe if I ate 2000 calories at every meal like you do, id probably need more napkins but I'm good. Thanks for your concern, but I'm a big boy and know how to wipe my bum. Which you probably won't be able to do for long at the rate you're going