Hiding the beetus So I was at my local starbucks a while back, treating myself to a nonfat latte. And of course there are butterhuffers getting their first dose of beetus of the day (got to keep them sugars up). The ham in front of me asks for a mocha fatuchinno but then asks for a hot venti cup. The ham was a little soft spoken and the barista was confused and having a hard time understanding what he wanted. After asking over and over and trying to clarify what he wanted she then realized he wanted it in a hot venti cup. The ham wanted to hide his fatuchinno by putting it in a hot cup and making it look like he was just drinking black coffee or something.  He was hiding away the beetus. Edit: bonus: he also asked for a shit ton of whipped cream inside of it.