A small irk, large rant. Hands on hips - Fat edition. For normal female humans, posing for a photo in a particularly nice outfit usually means the default pose 'hand(s) on hips'.  Fatties however, are posing with their hands on their stomach and/or under their breast in a sloppy attempt at looking human.  I don't know WHY this irks me so much. I think it's because fatties will do anything in an attempt look thinner or less disgusting apart diet & exercise.  It seriously boggles my mind how they look at themselves and cannot see how fucking ridiculous they look. This is retard foot on new levels. It is fucking hilarious and delusional. I have left the IG names on the posts so you can all go and gawk for yourselves. First - the instigator. Tess is trying so hard to give the illusion of a smaller waist its comical. Eff those beauty standards indeed. Your hands are on your stomachs your cow.  Second - It has started catching on. Trying to pretend they are perfectly happy with their girth, these hams have started slipping their hands off their hips and onto their stomachs, or under the breast to give the impression they are more human than balloon.  Third - No longer safe to the confines of in-denial hams that still maybe have a slightly recognisable waistline, the morbidly obeasts are fiercely defying all logic, and are trying to make people believe they are no longer just a disgusting mound of fat on legs.  Eye bleach at the end I promise! How fucking stupid are hams that they think this works? That by manipulating 'hands on hips' into 'food shovels on stomachs' that our eyes will be so easily deceived?   This is proof that no matter how many hashtags, how many verbs they use to describe their fierceness and how many Tumblr/IG blogs they dedicate to obesity, that these womyn DO want to appear thinner than they are because they are disgusted at their own body shapes or lack there of. But of course, they will do anything apart from diet & exercise. Cause that would be ridiculous.