Overheard in break room A 24 year old death fat cow-worker was explaining her upcoming weight loss surgery to her table mates. She went into all the medical details of what is going to be done. When she finished someone asked her 'How does that make people lose weight?' The cow said 'The reduced size of the stomach makes you eat less.'  Her ditzy friend responded 'couldn't you just eat less without the surgery?'  The whole room went totally silent. The fat just froze like a deer in the headlights.  I was just in the room making coffee, so I managed to escape to the hall before I started laughing.