He's not slim. He's actually pretty muscular. Just a short guy who wears too big clothes. Speaking of "him" that beast in the dress isn't a woman, it was a fat man in drag. I'm not sure how it got to that point. Seeing that I was drinking too that night. All I remember was Britney Spears playing in the background and my two other friends trying to figure out which roommate let that fucker in.