Every. Fat. Hospital patient. The hospitals are 80% fat, 19% 80-100 year old sweet little shit lords and ladies with pnuemonia/heart issues, 1% normal, actual trauma/illness patients. Fats- Age:18-30-"suicide attempt" admission from 5-10 tylenol. Depression, anxiety. "Trauma" childhood from "abusive" parents. (Parents visit; are normal/helicopter parents who call nonstop). Eating disorder, "barely eat"-consume everything in sight and hide snacks from parents in room. Age 30-40:Female-"Severe pain" admission, chronic 10/10 pain from 'condishuns' nueropathy, and or unspecified abdominal pain. Knee, back and neck pain from 'traumatic injury' usually "car accident". "Allergic" to any non-opoid IV pain reliever, cant do oral pills because "nausea". Set phone alarms through night for pain med times on the minute. Worst pain imaginable right before IV med time, playing on phone after. Think they are highly intellectual, know everything about anything medical. Labs, scans, xrays, ekgs, testing comes back negative. They discharge, come back every week because theyre on welfare and dont have to pay with a new 'condishun'. Hypertension, type 2 diabetics, needy. "PTSD", have "undiagnosed hypothyroidism" due to "innacurate lab results". Male: "Infection" admission non-hygeinic origin. (Usually cellulitis skin infection or staph from uncontrolled type 2 diabetes.) Morbidly obese, hypertension, PAD. Breathing problems, unable to walk by themselves. Want female staff to clean them/their genitals and help them use urinal when they are able to do so. Dirty, smell like death and shit due to being incontinent,  on 100 different medications. Welfare. Fats aged 40-60: Admissions from sepsis, heart attack, unmanaged diabetes, liver and kidney failure, infection. Heart failure. Always demanding, feel they are more important than your other patients, require constant cares, lifting, cleaning bowel movements and urine. Dont believe in waiting patiently, will always find complaints about their care, refuse to pay bill. Sleep apnea. Always on oxygen or Cpap. Welfare. 70+:Dead Edit: Their body is your right, you're paying for their hospital bills, they request the most expensive cares/medications, and they come back weekly.