Hams on the Bus So many hams on the bus!!!! Here's a story my peeps shared with me after I got back from work today. Shitlord asian family here. My siblings and I were born in murica. Cousin came over last year from Malaysia (nearly half ethnic chinese population) to attend college and is staying with us.  Sister and cousin were taking the bus back home from school today. Got on at different stops.Front of the bus looked like this: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3FypvP5FF9s/hqdefault.jpg My sister gets on first. She sits in the two seater row. To her dismay, a ham waddles on the bus. It plops in the seat beside her and the lard spills over, trapping her against the window. My cousin gets on the next stop. He sits in a newly open seat in the front between two normal people. My sister spots him and texts him. He laughs at the sight of the ham beside her. She makes a sad face and my cousin laughs some more. Karma's a bitch, though. The bus jerks to a stop and people file out. The seats beside my cousin free up for the next wave of people. Cue two massive hams huffing in followed by a swarm of normals. Plop Plop My cousin suddenly finds himself smothered between the two lards. The scent was overwhelming- that mix of piss, sweat, and BO. Worse, the sea of people filing in trap him in place.  Shoulders hunched forward and elbows squeezed together he texted what he thought to be his last text: "I feel like a hamburger". Poor cousin. Knowing how crowded it could get, his head was likely among the ass and crotch of many others.  A better scent than either ham- such is choosing the lesser of evils. One of the obeasts was reading over his shoulder.  The hatred was so intense, my cousin could feel it. Obeast was glaring at him the whole four blocks it was on the bus.  The bus continued on its way, emptying itself as it went. Finally, the two were spit back out at their stop- forevet traumatized yet thankful to be alive.