Maybe a sob story could get the shitlord a discount? Send an email to the toad talking about how it’s so hard to be fat and poor and how you can barely feed yourself and your two dogs and three cats, but you admire Virgie so much and you just know her babe camp will LITERALLY save your life (because as a poor mixed race black/Hispanic genderqueer demisexual lesbian you don’t get any support for your mental health). You can probably scrape together $100 but there’s no way you can get $250 without missing rent (again, if it happens one more time you’re evicted!) or starving yourself (because you could never let your fur babies go hungry), so can you please get a discount?