Subtle shitlording at the grocery store checkout. Tonight my shitlord boyfriend and I had our weekly grocery shopping trip. We stocked up on the essentials; egg whites, water, shit loads of produce, Greek yogurt, lean meat and some chicken. As we're checking out, we both noticed the "fitness fatty" couple (male/female) in front of us. Fitness fatties, as I love to call them, are ham planets who wear workout clothing as a fashion choice, which is obvious when their hair is done, makeup is caked on to the nines, and they're 100lbs overweight so duh it's just to "look fit". On the conveyer belt they had all frozen foods, WYNGZ (fake chicken wings y'all??) pork, cake mix, beer, basically trash. I caught the larger "female" ham looking at our cart full of healthy fare, disparagingly, and I knew then she realized what a piece of shit they so clearly were. She shooed the reciept away quickly as they waddled out trying to get away. Good night indeed.