College fats Yesterday the hubby and I went to his alma matter to see the football team play.  He was joking about picking up young, hot college girls like the funny guy he is.  The minute we got there he was like 'um no never mind'.   I could not believe how fat these chicks were.  They all had short dresses and cowboy boots shoved on their hooves, walking around like they weren't disgusting.  The guys were bad too.  All dad bods and beer bellies.  I did get to see one fat chick bust ass walking up the bleachers, so there's that.  I laughed for at least 10 minutes.