It's like the joke where Trump is on his yacht with the Pope, and wind blows the Pope's hat off into the bay. Security etc. prepare to leap into the water to get it back, but Trump says, "No, no, I've got it!" He climbs down the ladder over the side of the boat and walks on water over to the hat, where he picks it up and carries it back, presenting it to the Pope with a smile. The Pope is astonished; everyone on board is astonished. The next day the headlines in the news read, "FAILURE: TRUMP CAN'T SWIM." And no, there is absolutely NOTHING Trump can't or won't be blamed for. It's fucking ridiculous.