If you read the story, you'll see that aside from my fiance the only other people in the dining area was this couple, so there is no need for me to talk about getting applause. I was trying to point out how what seems like a little can actually be quite a bit of food. Ham heard me, and got pissed be cause it probably realized it's meal was 150% caloric value compared to mine. Which disproves the whole "genetics" argument or whatever bullshit excuse they use to consume 3000 cal a day, and waste so many resources. It knew when I said that it was a pig and was pissed about it. I added the calories so I wouldn't get someone arguing about what I was eating. Also, that was part of the story: my fiance thought it wasn't enough and I had to explain to him how it was. Hambeast overheard me say it was close to 1000 cal and almost what one needs for an entire day and got pissed. I was in no way trying to be self-congratulatory, just providing data to support the statement I made aloud to my fiance.  You can pronounce things however you want, but when you mispronounce, you sound ignorant.