Short story time! Fatty parking ramp blowjob. I work at a coffee shop where our main location is in the largest (tallest?) Office building in our state. The other day I was working, you know, doing coffee stuff, when one of the building security guards comes up looking stressed out of his mind. Now, this kid, freaking adorable. Blonde, blue eyed and fit as fuck. I love this guy. He has a huge crush on me and is about 7 years younger than I am. It's rather flattering. Anywho....I digress. So I start making his favorite drink and ask him what's going on. According to him, he just had to remove a very large, very naked fat woman from the parking garage. I asked him , "why the fuck was she naked!?" And apparently she's a rather well known prostitute and was in the middle of giving some desperate man a blowie. He said he was scarred for life after seeing her huge ass tits swaying and flopping around while him and his partner drug her put of the ramp. Poor kid.  Hopefully this is all easy to understand. I'm not the best story teller. Caray on my shitlords and ladies! <3