Fat definitions Important message to the people of fat people hate. Class is in session, and to get us in the mood I'd like to remind all of you that the name fatpeoplehate is a misnomer. Fats aren't people. Now there are some terms I'd like you to know. (or not know) Don't worry this isn't some gender studies pronoun thing. If somebody isn't a smallfat and it is important to specify how obese they are, I want you to know you're fucked. Fats fuck everything up, and this time they have defied geometry. Most people would say that if someone isn't exactly a small fat but is obese but not super obese, they'd say they are on the smaller side of obese. But I'd like to remind you that sides are the flat faces on a skinny square or rectangle.  Fats are circles and spheres.  Circles and spheres do not have side, or faces, or vertices. There is no 'small side' of obese, or 'large side' of obese, fats have forced you just to call them obese. Fats destroy everything they're involved in. Class dismissed.