That thing is too fat. I couldn't have a conversation with it even if I were in a situation where I needed to. I'd be asking it all sorts of common sense questions, just it out curiosity like: aren't you uncomfortable wearing clothes that don't fit any one part of the part of your body it was designed for? The pants look like they fit relatively well in the legs but above that they've had to make the waist three times to big to cover your gut. Don't you know pants aren't supposed to and were never designed to be worn as a stomach cover up? They're made to fasten BELOW the stomach but they'd never fit you like that because your gut is hanging down where the pants should be holding your knees! I couldn't help myself. Maybe there's something wrong with me. I'd be embarrassed to look like that. Rant over.