Just remembered some fantastic shitlording that took place during a high school improv performance. So at the end of the year my old high school always had this big assembly to showcase all the performance-related clubs. One of the clubs featured was the improv club. They played a series of games, one of which was called "What are you doing?" Basically, Person A would start doing something, Person B would ask what they are doing, and Person A would have to lie. Person B would then have to start doing whatever Person A said they were doing in the lie. I hope that makes sense, it's kinda hard to describe it via text.  So this gets funny when it's the fat girls turn to ask, "What are you doing?" She asks and the guy jumps right out with, "Push ups." Fucking Genius. She then had to get down and do push-ups in front of the entire school. 1,200+ kids. She tried her best but couldn't even do one! At that time in my life would have felt bad, as I had not reached my full shitlord potential, but this girl was a huge bitch (actually huge, like 6ft tall and 280+ lbs.) Literally no one liked her. She was bossy, rude, in-your-face, and incredibly entitled. The auditorium burst with laughter. My friends and I had tears forming from laughing too hard. To this day it is the only thing I remember from that years performance. I wish I knew the kid who said "Push ups" so I could thank him for one of my favorite high school memories.