Shitord dealing with fat "girlfriend" This is a story from back in highschool, there was this ham who thought she was dating a friend of mine (they were classmates so they might have chatted a few times, she was convinced they had been in a relationship for 6 months). One day he called the ham out, wording it in a way that made her expect some sort of surprise (anyway it was their first time "going out"). Ham went all dressed up (as far as possible for a butterhuffer). Note that, living out of town, ham had to take 2 buses for about an hour of travel. My friend showed up very late, with a fine shitlady whom he introduced as his girlfriend. Ham disappeared without a word, and went shedding butter and bitching to random strangers (must have had no friends, I actually heard the story first from ham itself - only met that one time - who was telling it to another friend of mine - they barely knew each other - ). So anyway, it seems ham stopped bothering my friend for good.