The Most Beautiful Scene of Free Grazing Obeasts. So, my strip club is the greatest in the city and has the greatest food compared to the rest, right? So it only makes sense that we attend a food convention where we display our best dishes to the crowd to earn more customers. You pay $20 and get to sample fine catering foods, restaurants, and bakeries. I was offered a free tip-out (if you know what that means, good, if not, don't ask. Just know its REALLY good) if I attended the event and promoted my strip club. So I'm walking around with my XS club shirt, skinny jeans and stripper shoes with another dancer in the same outfit. We get a slice of prime rib eye, a cup of Spanish rice, a muffin the size of a quarter and a half a scoop of ice cream. After that I was spent. I couldn't eat another bite. Done. She was so full she went home and I rested in the booth. A little later, a waitress came to the event with an empty belly. She's a little on the thick side, but the nice curvy side that we like. Acceptable. That's what she was. She asked me to walk around with her while she picked up food so she wasn't alone and I agreed. Two rolls of sushi, mac and cheese cup, Italian shaved ice, a slider, a mini taco.. or two, prime rib eye, a slice of cake, a GIANT COOKIE THE SIZE OF A COASTER, a cup of fruit (finally), seven shrimp AND TWO DR PEPPERS. OH MY GOD I kept waiting for her to throw up but she just kept going and going... ALONG WITH ALL OF THESE FATTIES Iheartradio cosponsored the event and had a country stations personnel make an appearance. Big Frank and CoCo. Now, I was expecting Big Frank to look like THIS  not this... and Coco? a cute country girl? NO A FAT FEMINIST I have never been so disappointed in my life. YOU'RE FAMOUS! DIET LIKE ONE! On top of this, obviously, the room was FILLED with fatties. From window to wall and these fat shits crawled.. to the booths. I sat back in amazement of how many we roped into one single room. How did we not have a diabetes arm testing thing at the event? I kept telling the chef that we should lock the doors and burn the place to the ground... He wasn't laughing and I laughed a little too hard. None the less, it was rather tranquil watching beasts in their natural habitat. Grazing away at an endless supply of mini entrees and deserts. I suggested a trough out loud.. Got some angry looks, but, no ragrets ladies and gentlemen.