He legit smelled like piss... So I was in walgreens the other day grabbing something to drink (it's like 2 blocks from my apartment and I like arizona iced tea) I'm waiting in the checkout line behind this enormous man in his late 20's (death fat at least) who's wearing a t-shirt with a pug's face on it like this one, athletic shoes (lol), goofy sunglasses ,and a half trenchcoat thing. While waiting behind him I can't help but notice a distinct and unpleasant odor... the smell of urine. He smelled like urine. I noticed he was buying a gallon of purified water, because apparently he doesn't smell enough like his own piss. I was ready to just drop my stuff and leave until they announce over the intercom that cosmetics can check someone out. He's next in line so I'm standing here, fingers crossed, praying he'll get the fuck out of line and I won't have to have urine particles entering my nose and triggering this goddamn smell. FINALLY he exits the line and wanders over, lo and behold the urine smell is gone. Although I felt bad for the cashier in cosmetics I was just happy not to be assaulted by the smell OF SOMEONE SOAKED IN THEIR OWN PISS. EDIT: He also looked strikingly similar to this: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/519/413/62e.jpg