Need advice on a present for a hambeast So my organization is having a little secret santa gift exchange and I pulled the name of the person I least wanted. This pathetic excuse for a woman is lazy, entitled, has falsely accused people of discriminating against her, and has recently caused a lot of drama within the organization. She's morbidly over weight but consistently talks about how little she eats and how she's never hungry. In the midst of a messy break up she also went behind the back of my friend to tell her ex everywhere she was, what she was doing, and who she was with knowing very well that my friends ex was physically abusive and mentally unstable.  I want to be the better person but not only does her body disgust me, her personality does as well.  She asks for four things on her secret santa list: an IPhone case, size 9 rings, color pop lipsticks, and an Anastasia Beverly Hills Lipstick. I want to stick within the confines of the suggestions she made while also delivering a subtle sting that reminds her that she's a horrible friend, a horrible person, and a failed excuse of a human body. Any suggestions?