Lardass can't wait to stuff her face, eats on public transit Today I was taking public transit at about 7am with a large Whole Foods bag. A lardass (around 200lbs) lumbers on, sees the 80% empty bus and for whatever reason, decides to plop her giant ass next to me. I think, okay, I'm only going to be here for ~15 minutes, it won't be too bad. Shes trapped me in with her abnormally large body, so I squish myself against the side of the bus to avoid her overhang, ignore her, and hopes she doesn't steal my bag of groceries. A few seconds after the bus starts moving again, she reaches into her bag and pulls out a lunch box, inside, a giant baked potato wrapped in foil. She starts eating it on the bus - I'm trying to press myself into the side as much as possible because she keeps on trying to adjust her ass which obviously doesn't fit on the human-sized seats. After she's done eating the potato, she puts away the lunch box, only to pull out another small box with what appeared to be a boiled egg. She scarfs that down, but no, she isn't done. She then takes out a yet a third container holding a slab of ham. She picked it up with her sausage fingers, and eats it. At this point, I was finally at my bus stop, I press the signal, and she has to completely get out of the seat in order to let me pass. I don't understand why firstly, she had to sit next to me when literally 80% of the bus was empty, but also why she had to eat an entire meal on the public bus! Fucking fatasses.