Hams In Art Class I have to take an art class to satisfy a visual learning credit so I can finally graduate from college. Why however, do I find that there are so many fat people in the arts department? Even the goddamn professor is a butter bucket. Also, why do fats sit at the end of the rows?? It's an auditorium. They always sit on the outside and no one can get around them. For fuck sake I walked into class the other day and this huge bitch was sitting on the outside. I had been sitting in that row for 3 or 4 classes now (school just started 2 weeks ago). She gave me the dirtiest fucking look. I should have made her move just to piss her off but then I remembered how I would have to sit next to this other fat bitch. Here's where it gets juicy. The teacher has a problem holding the classes attention because it is for non-majors AND you also have a shit ton of freshman taking the course just so they can get it out of the way. To better help her effort, she brings in snack size 100 Grand bars. You should have seen the light in the fatties eyes. They all perked up. The professor asked a very fat student to help pass out the candy and what did she do? SHE FUCKING FLAILED AROUND ROLLED HER EYES! What is this elementary school? Is your mom telling you to pick up your toys?  Anyway, they devoured their candying in fucking seconds! There was some left over and you better believe they cleaned that shit out. I saved mine for later. I could see the fatties staring at it as I just put it on my little desk top, not touching it or even paying much attention to it. I put it into my backpack at the end of class and drove back to my apartment where I studied for about 3 hours and had it with some coffee and that was good enough! Why do fatties freak out over candy? They look like children. They looked so shocked that I could possibly "save it for later".