Accidental Shirtlording via Text I'm from the West Coast. Hadn't seen death fats until I was a grown-ass woman visiting the Midwest. Went to the Detroit zoo. Was in shock. They were everywhere. There was one young couple too fat to fit on the train. I texted a friend the following: "The animals here are giant. And so are the species being kept in the zoo." Accidentally sent it to the wrong "Kimberly": A FAT business exec I'd met once. Now, I love it. Back then, I was mortified. Any of you have accidental shit-lord stories? For some pleasant Sunday reading?