Hams inability to commit to health Now that we are in the full throttle of the American holiday season, most peoples meals that appear in my news feed have started to showcase cream cheese abominations- or hams desperate attempts to lose the holiday weight that has accumulated over their already fat bodies.  The thing that bothers me most is done by a certain type of particular ham. I see this with a lot of morbidly obese spherical women, in particular. I like to refer to the following observation as the “detrimental dichotomy”. In which, the hams are posting Facebook selfies all damn day long about how they #honor[their]curves or #biggirlsdoit[inbutter], and then in the same day post about their desire to reform their hammy-ness with selfies at the gym, and their “meal preps”. They’re posting from both sides, and their unwillingness to commit to stop being a fatass overtakes the shame and desperation they must feel for being a sack of lard.  Has anyone seen this shit? The dichotomy is astounding. They’re full of shit. How can you go on and on with these fat monicker tags, and also be invested in losing weight and being healthy? Why are these concepts going together in their minds, when they couldn’t be further apart?  My assessment: they can’t separate their mistakes from their lust for instant gratification. These fatties have always been punching in the same weight class, and their feeble attempts at reform are met with cheat meals and lathered with assertions of their own inherent beauty. I just. Ugh.  You can’t want to lose weight and be healthy, and also use plus size model tags. The disassociation is mind-boggling.