You thin-having, muscle-bearing, beautiful shitlords are just the worst! I can't believe you sit there and make fun of people who just want to eat what they want, when they want to. I don't know how you see that it's justified to call someone "fat". How do you know that they don't have a disease, or some sort of bacterial infection that GROWS FAT in their stomach?? How can you not see that just by simply standing in a crowded room, you are FAT SHAMING. I see what you're doing. When you walk up stairs, you skip one with every step. What's wrong with that stair step you skipped? Are the other stairs better than that one? I see you at the gym with your muscles and thin stomachs. What do you think you're doing by MUSCLE SHAMING people? Everyone has the right to go to the gym in clothes that should never fit them and FEEL FABULOUS. How dare you sit here and say that fat people are not healthy at any size? I'll have you know that I eat five Snickers bars in the morning, two Big Macs for my noon snack, three full Panda Express meals for lunch, one half chicken for afternoon snack, and a potato farm and a bag of cheese for dinner. For my treat, I will eat an entire cheese cake. I deserve it for the hard work I do. Even after all of this, my doctor (who is definitely a real doctor) will tell me I am PERFECTLY HEALTHY for a 450lb man.  I'll have you know I walk for 4 hours a day, lift for 6 hours in the morning, do 300 jumping jacks and 500 push ups in between my snack-meals. It's NOT MY FAULT I'M FAT. I blame YOU. YOU made me this way! So, the next time you even THINK about shaming someone, just know that you know NOTHING ABOUT THEM. Except, of course, everything that they tell you about themselves before they start a rant, JUST LIKE THIS ONE.  {This post is satirical. If you don't understand that, you're satire-shaming}