Smelly, loud bus fats So, through a series of increasingly unfortunate events, I missed my usual bus into the city. My mum's wonderful (but still closeted) shit lord of a boyfriend gave me a lift to another area where I could walk to get another, more regular bus (they live in a lovely but inconvenient place).  Anyway. This other bus route runs along where I used to live and it has become a pretty rough area. Like shooting people dead rough area, 15 year olds dealing coke outside the church rough area, old ladies getting attacked rough area. Basically, a pure shit hole. There's a fuck load of fats, piggy porkers, 100 pound 5 years olds, the works. But when I got on this bus, I couldn't help but be shocked by the ratio of far fucks to normal people. And the shitty etiquette of the ham planets. I've my headphones on and spotify at basically full blast in an effort to drown out 3 separate attention seeking screeching 'conversations' 3 separate herds of hams are having.   Looking around right now I see that the other 2 fit people on this upper deck have their music on too to shut out this ham hell, while the minority small fats are yapping on phones, one 'swole' bro is hacking phlegmy coughs, two porkers are perched precariously on one seat (I'm honestly astounded they've managed to squeeze onto the one seat. And that it hasn't snapped), one is cleaning her nails with her bus ticket while the other eats a chocolate bar.  I didn't realise just how fucking bad it's gotten. Seriously. Out of 25+ people upstairs, 3 of us are fit, about 12 are small fats, and the remaining 10 or so vary between 36'-48" waist bands.  And these are the ones who managed to get upstairs. I'm scared of seeing what's lurking on the bottom deck.  Jesus wept!  When did it get this bad?!