My thoughts exactly. Also, I had to sit in on some unnecessary "work" meeting (excuse for fat coworkers to drink sugar packed coffee) and of course, it was at Starbeetus. Anyway, I ordered a Grande Skinny Vanilla Latte with Almond Milk and told them only 1 pump of that ridiculously sweet liquid beetus shot. My fat coworker asks why I just didn't order regular syrup, as it's better for you and "has zero fat" therefor it won't make you fat. I was gonna correct her, but she's so close to getting the beetus any day now and who I am to ruin that for her? I just smiled, told her "Wow, I didn't know that" and went on with my life. Fats are stupid.