Portland is the land of pasty, weak-as-shit hipster douchebags. Skinny fat abounds, biceps flat as the Midwestern plains, no trap development, deltoids the size of a hot dog roll. The can barely squat the weight of the shit in their assholes when they squat down to take a dump. As an aside, that fat fucking piece of shit should move to Toronto: a SJW stronghold that would love to add her to their mounds of fat solidarity.