Hams try too hard Four years ago I moved into a different town back when I was in high school. I have always been told that I'm skinny and attractive. When I just moved in I recently found out that I had a boy neighbour that's the same age as me. I though to myself "Sweet! Hope it's a cute guy". Turns out it was this really gross fat guy. This fat guy turned out to be pretty nice, he told me he just went through cancer. Me and him always hung out with a group of friends. The ham seemed pretty nice until two years later... One day late at night I decided to watch Netflix alone. Hammy was texting me and I was cool with it. He told me he was home alone and asked me to come over. I told him I was about to go to bed. He suddenly asked if I want to fuck him. I was like hell no. He got all butthurt and told me he always had sexual fantasies about me and LITERALLY admit to FAPPING TO RANDOM SELFIES OF ME! I was all like WTF is wrong with you. He told me I should fuck him because he might die from cancer. After that day he wouldn't leave me the fuck alone for almost a year. He also got all jealous because back then I told him I liked someone else. Note to self: never be too nice to male porkers!  Let's not forget all the creepy guys I dealt with are all old, fat, and ugly!