On the train Long time lurker first time poster. English guy 65 years old. Got on the London Underground and looked for a seat (wanted to read my book) saw a three seat bench. There was one normal person sitting against the window with a fat thing spread across two seats with a back pack next to her. I just glanced at the seat and the thing said in a surly voice "there's no room to which i responded "if you move the back pack there would be, got a dirty look as she moved the back pack. I just looked at her and smirked and said "no you're right their is no room. Took a few seconds to get my meaning.