Just my lunch experience I forgot to share this story. But it only happened yesterday so no worries. I went to a sushi restaurant yesterday when I saw 3 would-be women ham planets walk in. They were seated on the other side of the wall, so thankfully I didn't have to watch them eat. But there were 2 things I didn't miss: 1) They each ordered at least 3 sushi rolls. THREE. I had one which I couldn't even finish and the average calories for one is anywhere from 500-800 depending on what sauces and ingredients they use. That's 1500-2400 calories on their plates ALONE. ONE  days worth of calories.  But what takes the cake is what I saw next: 2) One of the heffers walked to the bathroom but I noticed she was struggling to walk. Now this ham was about 5'5" and easily 300lbs, and waddled. I quickly saw why. She's missing a LEG. She had a fake leg and I can only assume her beetus got the best of her. But whaaaaaaaaa it's not mah fault, right?