Rewrote the National Anthem Oh say can you Ree/ /By the late night fridge light /What so proudly we hailed /Through the Fupa's last cleaning /Whose beetus spots and stretch marks /Through the paralyzed plight /O'er the rancid farts we retched /Were relentlessly steaming /And the bed sores red flare /Boils bursting in underwear  /Gave proof thru the night /Beta boyfriend was still there /Oh say does that fat-mangled /Bingo wing yet wave /O'er the land of the fee fees /And the home of the obeasts