Weekly Off-Topic This week in News from Australia: Woman nurses spider that had lost its legs back to health. I did a quick Google search and found out that spiders can in fact regrow legs, so I thought I would give it a go. A pub in Queensland found, shockingly, that inviting emus in is not as good of an idea as it sounds. "Their toileting [inside] is not particularly pleasant," Mr Gimblett said. "That's the biggest problem — because they do toilet quite frequently." This place is fucking weird.