"You look like you could eat a whole pizza" I'm in the grocery store with all 4 shitlittles. 9yo & 10yo are pushing 5yo & 7yo in those car-carts. I've been nauseous all day, they've been very good all week at VBS. I don't want to cook, or smell food. I tell them they can pick out a "kid cuisine" TV dinner & they're ecstatic - I never buy that shit. My 10yo (boy) is trying to negotiate more junk & I laugh. As we turn our caravan into the frozen aisle, a wild Sheham & her mate appear.  Me to 10yo: " or, you can get a frozen pizza"  Him: "a whole one for me?"  Me: "yeah, you look like you can eat a whole pizza" The Sheham, hearing me, cocks its head, & narrows its eyes at me. I feel the buttery burn as my 10yo asks again if he can really have a whole pizza & I call him a snort pig & laugh. He laughs, as well.  Bitch, I wasn't talking to you, or about you, but if the shoe fits...