I love my shitlady coach The owner of my gym is such a secret shitlady. It came out the other day when we were talking about Ash Wednesday and religion. She said: "I have this obese cousin who says you're not a good Christian if you put anything above God. She told me I'm not a good Christian because I spend so much time training. So I said to her, you must not be a very good Christian either. I'll bet for every church you go to, you spent ten times as much at McDonald's." God, I love this woman.