This entire post is a load of bullshit. Probably written by a fatty thinking she's "trolling" us.  I remember last year after a breakup I started eating a lot of ice cream and I put up 11 lbs . 2 weeks after I realized the weight gain, the 11 lbs were GONE ! and I didn't exercise at all  11lbs = 38500 calories Over 2 weeks that means eating at a 2750 calorie deficit each day. That's my entire TDEE (and I'm swolekin). If I want to lose 11lbs in 2 weeks I need to not eat for 2 weeks.   Children lose the fat twice as fast as adults  What the fuck? No they don't.  why isn't it not illegal  Triple negative?  Prove you're not a fatty please