Fatty tried to run my mom over for shitlording once. My mom likes to tell this story. When she was 15-16 she was at the mall and standing by the parking lot watching for her friends. She stared off into one spot a little too long because she heard this gravelly voice say, "What the fuck are you looking at?" She noticed it looked like she had been staring at this huge fatty in a messy piece of shit car. She said this woman was HUGE. The only thing my mom could reply with was, "A pig." She said she didn't even think about it before she said it. It was just automatic. Well, the woman decided the appropriate response to a sassy teenager was to run them down. She floored it and and my mom ran for her life up to the building where it would be harder to reach her. The pig gave her a death glare and slammed her horn the entire time as she drove past. TL; DR: A deathfat could have caused me never to be born.