I think there is a genuine possibility it can't see the back of its legs even with an array of mirrors. I don't believe it can twist its head or body very far and there is a huge, fat arse in the line of sight as well. This was probably a learning experience about wearing dresses of any kind. Considering it needed to text home and is now a meme, this will probably be the crossroad where it decides to either lose weight or embrace fat acceptance. Odds are on the latter, but there is always a little hope.