Here you go. Though best send it to me for a quicker response.  1) Take a photo of yourself, including your username and a timestamp, and upload it to an image hosting site. This picture must definitively show that you are not fat and have both username and timestamp clearly legible. Please use clear lighting without deceptive poses or digital timestamps. This picture will be kept confidential, and once you've been verified you may delete it if you wish. 2) Send a message with a link to the photo to @Duress56, @HomerSimpson, or @leelem0n. Include "FPH Verification" in the subject. Choose which version of the flair you want "Verified Shitlady" or "Verified Shitlord" and put it in the message along with the link to your verification.