Pregnant coworker Where do I start? There's a fairly new employee who is so fat but has to remind everyone she's pregnant since she doesn't look it. I'm also pregnant but I have a perfect baby bump and am due in a few weeks. She's only in her second trimester. She rolls around in her office chair to get to the printer and fridge. She complains she's too pregnant to deal with people and is constantly snacking on junk food. The other day she had a tub of whip cream at her desk with a box of cookies! That poor future ham child.  Her neck rolls have cracked red skin im between and has chunks of dandruff hanging out of her hair and she ALWAYS smells like pee. I get sick anytime she comes near me. Did I mention she's only 23? She had the balls to tell me she's almost as big as I am because her baby is big. Um no, you're way bigger than me cause of your huge gunt that you constantly fill with starbeetus, fast food, and bags of candy. I've only gained 25 pounds. When I was in my first and second trimester I was hiking and stand up paddle boarding. Can't wait to see her reaction when I come back from maternity leave and I'm bounced back. She'll just remain a planet and try to use some other lame excuse.