I keep a candy bucket/dish at my desk at work year round.  Halloween Candy, Christmas Candy, Valentine's Candy, Easter Candy, whatever the season, that candy is in there.  Paid for with my own money.  It's the good stuff, too:  Snickers, Twix, MilkyWay, Rollos, M&Ms, etc. I don't eat any of it. But I get to watch the endless parade of people stopping by (even the UPS guy) and grabbing a candy or two in passing.  I don't know why I do it, but it makes people think I'm generous and festive.  I get to mentally shitlord when the fat ones partake.