I created a new shitlording game I was shopping at whale mart when I saw a ham with its cart blocking the aisle.  There was a small gap.  I leaped for it like Indiana Jones going for the narrowing gap in a closing stone door.  As I squeezed through, I said " 'scuse me".  I looked back at the whale to see an expression of shock, disbelief, and jealous anger. Daaa da-dun daaa, dun da daaaaaaa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzLZJaAm2hw edit: in case you didn't guess already, the game is to look for situations to trigger hams by squeezing through tight spaces