Seriously, and all that time Jonah Whale was skinnifed every pic he looked miserable as fuck, like starvashun mode incarnate.  I joked a couple of times that he must have hired this guy to slap the donuts off his paws 24/7; if he did, looks like he fired him recently or SGT McHotass quit that porker.  I feel for ethical personal trainers; the reeeeing they have to endure from porker clients must be rage-inducing.