Spectrum of fats... I am just trying to figure out something.  I read so many different descriptions of fats and their ilk, and wanted to get some clarification.  Someone I work with said today was the first he ever heard of "Superfats."  Then we got into a discussion of where it ranks in the different levels of fats.  It just sounds less fat than a deathfat, although just as disgusting... So what are some other terms, and the place in the spectrum of terminology in regards to different degress of sizes of people/non-people? I am going to list the ones I have heard of and try to place them in order of what I think they are. -1. Ultra-swole/bodybuilder - these beasts of the gym carry a large percentage of muscle mass, driving their BMI numbers to indicate a misleading misnomer of "Obese."  However, upon closer inspection via water density test or calipers will show that they are definitely not the definition of obese.  Often these persons have issues washing the middle of their backs... Athletic/Swole - exactly as stated.  These people happen to enjoy fitness training in all forms.  They will often be seen on the BMI scale as overweight, for example a 5'7" and 165lb male that has a relatively low BF percentage.  Often mistaken by fats as people with great genetics who can eat whatever they want and not do anything. Human/Normal - Anyone who can do normal human activity with little drain on their stamina.  The target of hate from any category of fats because of our good genetics... Mini-Moon - typically found orbiting their larger Moon or Planet of a parent, these poor children are the victim of a child abuse that will form after years of enduring it.  Limbs that hurt, joints that are inflamed, fat that is serving as a mask over their natural bone structure, and the list goes on and on.   Skinny Fat - looks normal but possessed of the "pooch" and typically incapable of any athletic activity.  Mini Fat/Smallfat- possessed of a muffin-top at the very least/just a bit beyond the BMI allowed for their height/weight.  Considered overweight in many cases.  Borderline diabetic, Type II of course... Fat - probably the most common...  Definitely categorized as Overweight.  At least a double chin, still mobile, still a burden.  Diabetic for sure...  Encroaches on your personal space on planes and busses. Moon/Fupamonster - Fupa presence is strong in this one.  Obese.  In need of the seatbelt extender, prepare to lose your arm rest as well as your lunch... Super Fat/Planet - probably more common in the south, especially when you look at the charts where it breaks down each state's obesity levels.  Diabetic, heart condishuns like a mofo, Regular use of scootiepuffs... Death Fat/Ham Planet - All of the above issues along with decaying/rotting skins.  Food found regularly beneath folds, probably moldy and old. *Dependappotami - can be attached to any of them, just references a military member's spouse that is one of the above AND does little to nothing including taking care of their spawn. Ok, so obviously there are much more.  But I figure this could be an interesting/fun project to try and create a chart to judge by.  Any input/corrections on this so far?