Small story about a large planet As a fairly new member of FPH, i now enjoy going to a certain grocery store after a class I teach on Saturdays because i consider it the FHP zoo. It's really nice, and for some reason, the obeasts in our area tend to congregate there in the evening. (As opposed to, like, Walmart, etc.) Tonight, on display were a variety of chubbs, one scooty poofer and two ginormous fat asses, both young former women. One was leaving and bumped into an old friend of hers. The tall, thin dude said, "Hey large planet. It's been so long! How the hell are you?"  Her response? "I'm SO tired."  The end.