Why I Hate Fats Reason #1 Yesterday was my kid's recital and it was held in a small auditorium.  I couldn't even see the stage because a fucking ham plopped herself in front of me and blocked my view.  She was probably 5'6" and 200+ lbs.  I also saw her give a thin mom a death stare.  The people behind me were a bunch of loud fat women who couldn't keep their mouths shut.  The man next to me was a fat and the same height and weight as the woman in front of me.  He was dozing on and off and I could hear him wheeze a bit.  Every time he did, I had to turn my nose the other direction because his breath fucking reeked.  This is why I think fatties should be banned from events.  Fats always say no one is affected by them but they make the experience unpleasant for everyone.  Their utter lack of awareness blows my mind.