My daughter shitlorded a deathfat.....sniff... couldn't be more proud..sniff.. I was walking around the mall a few day's ago with my 3 yr old, having a little daddy daughter time, when from around the corner lumbered out a  short, jellylike creature came lumbering into view. This.... blob was about 5ft 5-4 inches tall, and was almost a perfect circle.... it was just as wide, as it was tall, all the way around, if it turned sideways to let you by, it would have not made any difference. My daughter, upon seeing this monstrosity, immediately spout out "you're FATTT!!!".  The obeast huffed back "how rude! Do you let your daughter talk to people like that?". I was still taken aback by the sheer size of this landwhale, but quickly recovered, and replied. "Well, she's 3, and to a 3 yr old some people are short, some tall, some skinny..... and in your case....fat..". It scoffed back.."well, I can see where she gets her rudeness from." And then proceeded to lumber off in the direction of the food court. My daughter looked up at me "it's fat daddy." I picked her up and hugged her, " it sure was baby, it sure was....".