The Chronicles of Dominos Part 6: Fatties Not Fed, Makes Ya Almost Feel Dead Hey everyone. Yours truly just got off another extended ship at Dominos Pizza, am tired as all fuck and let me tell you: I don't know what it is about Sunday but that's the day that the fats of America like to get their beetus discs. I'm serious, as soon as I walked in more than a dozen of people were in line and a FUCKTON of orders. We're talking an endless wave of pepperonis, hawaiians, bread twists cheesy bread, chicken wings and boneless pieces. And fir some reason despite having several people on duty we were still so backed up that our manager had us put all the prepped pizzas on the racks because the oven was overflowing.  And then my coworker. Now I have posted before about my fatty coworker who sat there and was eating pizza while packaging and then practically sneezing on me, but it really takes the cake when I saw her get into it with the assistant manager when she clocked out because he was telling her to wait outside the kitchen area but she refused to listen. And then when I was on oven duty she took the spatula to get her bread pasta bowl out and as a result two pizzas collided with one almost coming off its oven plate because I couldn't take it off.  And the customers of course were your typical variety of muffin tops, dad bods and just plain fat. One customer was clearly very upset about his beetus being late. When I asked him to repeat his name he did so in an angry tone and then said "you gotta be shitting me" when we said his stuff was just being boxed. Like dude, you ordered pizzas, bread bites and cinnamon twists (eight items in total) and keep in mind your fat ass isn't the only one who comes in here for the usual artery clogging goodness. So the rest of the night after the rush finally died down was a blur of making more pies, taking out trash, refilling ingredients, answering phones and manning the register. Some fat homeless fucks must have been dumpster diving because there was boxes of half eaten pizza scattered all over the place. I'm exhausted now but I'll pull through, as its my duty to bring you the inside scoop on the making of fatty fuel! BTW for @CognitiveDissonant5, this is one of our delivery drivers: https://preview.ibb.co/d9uTGp/20180923_220707.jpg