The fats were out in force today on my run. It was disgusting. My running route takes me past a farm that sells pumpkins... Today there were 5-7 hams sitting around a fire bundled up and I was just thinking to myself why the fuck are these fat fucks wearing coats? It's 55F and sunny. They must have been baking. Jesus fuck. Ruined my goddamn run on a fucking perfect fall day. I just shook my head with disgust and muttered fuck those fat fucking fucks. Looked like a bunch of cows. If only they could have heard me. It's not like they could have chased me. Stupid fat fucks.