It must take so much more effort being an obeast. Just think about all the time you have to spend eating, planning your food/beetus snacks, catching your breath every time you walk uphill or if you're full on super-morbidly-obese even catching your breath after speaking a few words (al la simple surahh). It even must take time out of your day to get that perfect gunt selfie for your fellow fat fans on instagrams or tumblr. In addition the mental gymnastics every porker practices must take a huge amount of effort.