How Fatties Fail to Be Comfortable Fatties like to talk about how comfortable they are and how they get to enjoy luxury by being fat lazy slobs. Well, I like to make a list of how fatties fail to be comfortable. So here it goes. Fatties cannot sleep on normal beds. They need to sleep on reinforced beds and there's one company that caters to them; the Big Fig Mattress. Due to the materials used in them, it is natural that they are more expensive. Fatties cannot enjoy luxury products. Luxury products are designed in a way for the full-body experience be it a bed or a car. Fatties have fat rolls which gets in the way of this experience. Since I mentioned cars, obviously speaking, they have trouble fitting into them. Speaking of fat rolls, the area between fat rolls are perfect areas for yeast infection. Hygiene is more difficult on fats. A human can bathe themselves in a bathtub or a jacuzzi for thorough cleaning. Very easy to relax in after a hard day of work or partying. With a fat, they can't fit into the tubs and if they do, they develop fears of being stuck in them. Even in a jacuzzi, fatties must shift their bodies around to get the water jets to clean between their fat folds at least. (Okay that's just gross I can't believe I had to mention this but because I work in healthcare, well, lets just say I've seen too much from fats and I'd have better luck just watching geriatric patients being cared for.) Fatties have abnormal body temperatures. Even though the internal areas of their bodies are warmer from the insulation of fat, it is possible that they may feel coldness on their skin and their extremities. The later with fats is more likely a sign of diabetes. Oh yeah I mentioned cars earlier. With fatties, every time they get in and out of a vehicle, they always shake and bounce which strains the suspension. The suspension isn't the only part affected though. They also damage the seats inside as well! Someone could make an argument stating that fatties should only be limited to disability vans to accommodate their size since they are to be assumed to be using scootypuffs to get around but such an argument would be a double-edged sword; it may sound like an efficient solution for fats to spare them from damaging others and their own vehicles but at the same time, enabling their laziness would only worsen their conditions. No this is not fat sympathy; I'm just speaking this from a medical viewpoint. (For example, when YouTube mukbanger Chantal Sarault expressed excitement on getting a bariatric walker to support herself, people pointed out how instead of doing exercises and trying to walk to strengthen core muscles to hold her back, she is only making herself weaker by using such a support.) Fatties like to lie on bed all day and night yet they wake up feeling like shit or complain of back pain. With a human, they do not have this much problem as fats do. Oh and that's not even mentioning the fact that its common for fatties to use CPAP machines to breathe in their sleep in their 30s if not younger and CPAP machines can be bulky and can get in the way. Luxury/gourmet food. Most luxury good come in small amounts but taste great in quality. Then you have these Brazilian steakhouses known as churrascaria. And yes you do see fats there. Humans take the time to enjoy their food slowly whereas with fats, they cram them in their mouths as fast as possible. Humans are not stared at like zoo animals and don't abuse the public restrooms like fats do. Then there's the buffets in Las Vegas where as stated earlier, humans take time to enjoy the food. The taste buds on fatties do not function normally as that of a human's. Speaking of such restaurants in public, humans would generally have no problem being seated anywhere. Fatties however avoid booth seating or if they are on scootypuffs, would ask that chairs be removed. Oh yeah with fatties being on scootypuffs, they tend to be slow so humans would go out to take their favorite food items from the buffet line before they do. And lets not forget to mention that the fatter these fat fucks are, the farther they are from the table to reach their food to eat. Perhaps, that's their body trying to tell them to not eat anymore. Fatties think eating food on bed is comfortable. Now I don't know about other humans but to me, its uncomfortable. Its also a good risk for heartburn as well since you're not sitting upright with legs down on a bed. You could eat and sit on the side of the bed but personally for me, I rather not eat where I sleep mainly because I want to keep things clean. Going to the restroom. Fatties seem to dread at the thought of going to the restroom because they may break a toilet, not fit there, or anything like that. Removing body hair is a lot easier on a human than it is with fats. The reasons behind this are obvious. There's a lot of things I could list to counter the argument that fatties are comfortable with their lifestyles so feel free to add more to the list in the comments section. But that's what I can come up with for now.