Shotty dental cleaning because it's lunch time I've mentioned on here before that I work in a dental office as an office manager.  We have four hygienists in our office, two human size and two butterhuffer size.  Normally, everyone runs behind which frustrates me because I like to get a little exercise in at lunch.  The humans are late because one is very thorough and the other talks way too much.  I can't get too mad at the humans for that because they are efficient and do a great job.  The fats, however, run behind because they have to snack in between every patient and are just generally sloth like.  (No offense to actual sloths because they are funny).   I  sure you all are so surprised /s However, it has occured to me that the butterhuffers ALWAYS seem to finish up early with their last patient before lunch despite having run behind all day.  Like 30 minutes early.  Meaning they will have usually had 15-20 minutes with the patient when the norm is 55-60 minutes.  Obviously I have so much more respect with the humans who are just making my jog a little shorter than the fats who rush through to cram their gullets with beetus.  I  going to bring this up next time I win a word with the dentist.  Knowing he's a shitlord, I can see shorter lunches for these bitches.