Everything about this makes me angry. 1 First off, the word is "GRAPPLE" which looks exactly like the word in "grappling hook", not similar but identical to the word grapple. So yes, following English orthography, I'm going to pronounce that with the "a" like in APPLE. Don't tell me how to fucking pronounce stuff, don't add fucking macrons, don't add a damn asterisk - fuck you. Then write "GRAPLE" if you want me to pronounce it "grey-ple" and adhere to English orthographic rules. It's like when people say "No, my name's M'shwan$$qzwa-Harold pronounced 'Larry'". No. Fuck you, with your shittly fangled made-up rules, then write it as close as you can to saying it. If it's not a traditional name, then go fuck yourself if you don't expect literate people are going to have problems with it your entire lifetime. If you're not from a different country that has different orthographic rules, it's retarded, you're not unique, you're an idiot. 2 "Kids love ‘em for their sweetness. Moms love ‘em because they're a delicious, healthy alternative to high fat, sugary snacks. Satisfy your sweet tooth with something sweet, crunchy, filling and nutritious!" You fucking idiot fucktard advertisers who want to perpetuate that fruit is such a "healthy great snack". A fruit is primarily sugar (so carbs) and fiber. IT IS SWEET BECAUSE IT CONTAINS A LOT OF SUGAR.  You need to shit, fine eat some fruit, but fruit and fucking fruit juice is not the awesomest thing in the world. I hate when people praise the shit out of fruit, do "fruit diets" , fruit salads with joghurt and shit and wonder why they're still fat.  You want to feel full? Then eat fucking vegetables and more lean protien, assholes. You know what a great crunchy snack is: VEGETABLES. Ever heard of them? Try them sometime.   The process of making them does not add any extra sugar, calories, carbohydrates or anything else; in fact the apple maintains its natural supply of vitamins, minerals, and nutrients. Grapple®  brand apples are a good source of fiber, have a low glycemic index and contain about 80 calories, depending on the size.  I don't give a fuck. And sugar is a carbohydrate. Who gives a fuck about GI, you should be caring about calories, which you can greatly lower by cutting SUGAR, which is CARBS - nothing else.  A fruit is a fruit. It has enough damn sugar in it. You eat it in moderation so you can shit regularly and get a few vitamins. It's not the fucking Holy Grail. Where's the ads for trying to make nice things with vegetables and lean protein sources?  Yea, that's what I thought, fatasses, you avoid that shit like the plague.