One must wonder what his bad day brought:  Out of sugar for his coffee Donuts weren't ready at 6am, had to make due with the bag of gross powdered mini donuts Coke machine spit out a diet Coke, instead of regular  Forgot in the donut panic, that he'd originally meant to pick up a new bottle of Ranch for his breakfast pizza, and now he has to make due with tiny packets of mayonnaise  All 3 times he shit, someone was already in the handicap stall, so he had to squeeeeze into one of the skinny stalls Bent the support bar under the second toilet Accidentally ate the whole pack of Oreos... again #oopsdidntmeanto Took 4 tries to get out of his car at the grocery store on the way home  Some punk kid nearly smashed his chips with the 4 cans of ravioli he's having for supper