Goddamn, that sounds almost exactly like my fat fucking doritos guy. He was brought in or emergency surgery, sliced open his gut, and lo and behold, the surgeons were stunned to find entire, non-mashed, all-in-one-shape doritos floating in this guy's abdomen. He was so used to gorgeing disgustingly that he didn't even have to chew... So, whole doritos (the triangles), WTF how does one swallow those without chewing???