Blubberface in the gym is an idiot - butt dialing Was working out today when a whale plopped onto the gym floor - flopping about in an attempt to work her abs, her fat gym 'trainer' supervising. Fat trainers are another topic for another day.  The whale started to complain about many people claiming to receive calls from her, and how she thinks someone must be hacking into her phone. Her fat 'trainer' is agreeing with this krill-spewing humpback, when the whale unconsciously puts her phone in her back pocket and SITS on it.  I couldn't stop laughing. She was butt-calling people this whole time while thinking that somebody was hacking into her phone. I wish I could have heard a butt-call or two, as I can imagine her heavy breathing and gorging sounds engulfing the other caller's line in disgust.