At the dog park So I brought my dogs out to a small park so they could socialize and shit. They had traveled with us for two weeks and wanted them to unwind in a familiar park.  Welp no one there. I’ll wait a while and see if anyone shows. One guy drives by with a smallish dog and he parks far away. Older guy. Seen him before and he just lets the dog run in the baseball diamond.  Right after an SUV comes in with two bigger dogs. Anddddd a fat lady. So my dogs see/smell this and are ready at the gate. I pull them back so when she starts walking over she can easily get in.  She didn’t head this way and instead decided to walk the trailhead. Ok fine fatty. Let’s see how long this is gonna be. She heads off about 8:50. Not much longer I see her turning the circle and heading right back down. Not even a quarter mile. But it was under 10 minutes. Sooo must be a fat-record.  My theory is. She allotted 30 minutes to work out. 10 to drive there 4 to get dogs in and out 5 to move and 10 to get back. Don’t check my math Coulda just walked around this dog cage and let the dogs play. Whatever. She looked like a monster sized Danny devito in blue