Despair about being single and having standards. I was just looking at the stats here, and it's discouraging. http://www.governing.com/gov-data/obesity-rates-by-state-metro-area-data.html My particular area, only 35.5% persons of healthy weight. Assuming roughly 50% females, that knocks me down to 17.75%. Then accounting for women that are already in a relationship and women that aren't heterosexual...it's like looking for a damn unicorn to find a single, straight woman that isn't a planet (and that would be if single and straight were your sole qualifiers.) Dating sites would seem to bear this theory out, I've seen fewer pigs at a farm. How do shitlords and shitladies meet?