The Final Solution to the Fat Question It's a universally-accepted truth here that the fats are a degenerate race of animalistic organisms who embody the collective moral failings of humanity, and are unfit to reproduce. They are singlehandedly responsible for the destruction of many Western healthcare systems and the stretching of precious few resources, and their sugar-stupored "brains" are prone to sliding into identity politics. Like the blubber that cascades in rolls down their bodies, they vote in blocs of butter, clogging and degrading the efficient functioning of America like the plaque that resides in their own ventricles. They are a scourge, and a menace, that must be exterminated at once. So the question is, how do we as humans deal with the fats? The answer, of course, is self-evident. For sustained weight loss, more calories must be burned than consumed. The mind of the fat is prone to relapse, addicted as it is to sugar, carbohydrates, and various other intoxicants. It externalizes and rationalizes its own failings - therefore, the fats cannot be trusted to do this themselves. So, they will be forced to do so, under penalty of electric shock, or death. I propose a system of manual labor camps using exclusively fat workers, who would be tasked with things such as manually digging holes with shovels, manually felling forests with one-bladed axes, manually clearing snow and spreading salt over roadways, manually picking and processing various commodity crops (not food crops, prone as they are with their moral weakness), and others. The workers would be fed food that is made as deliberately unappealing as possible, in order to sever the fats' psychological link between pleasure and food. Food is to be used as a weapon and firm ally against their ailments, so that they could once again become net contributors to the economy. The extant 'nutraloafs' used in American prisons can be used as a template. They would be fed only the bare minimum necessary to sustain functioning for this kind of labor.  The precise amount of rations to be distributed to the fats would scale inversely with BMI and productivity. A butterbeast with a BMI exceeding 30kg/m2 would perhaps receive only 400 calories per day. A fully-reformed fat (ideally back down to human BMIs of about 20.5kg/m2, and working as productively as possible) would receive the full ration of 2,400 calories per day. The composition of the food would be mostly fat, with some protein. Deprived of other fuel sources (namely sugar and carbohydrates) this would trigger ketosis in the fat, thus accelerating their return to humanity. Should any fat drop and die, they would be cremated, and their ashes would be used in the manufacture of soap. These are only my initial thoughts. Anyone else have a better idea?