I fat shamed two cows yesterday. I was outside with a few friends smoking a cigarette, yeah I know, it's bad, but let me have my vices...and these two fat as fuck monstrosities come out. THey were poured into clothing that was 3 sizes to small, trying to be 80's hipster, and looking more like pigs in a blanket. So here I am trying to describe one annoying customer that used to come in, and the easiest way for me to describe her was "about 5 foot tall and 5 feet wide" and these perhaps females just flipped.  And as they went in they said, "fucking skinny bitch".  HAHAHAHAHA. How is the word skinny an insult? It's like a great compliment. And the 2 older gentleman I was talking too burst out laughing after the fatties left because they saw the reaction and were holding their mouths shut so hard. Both are quite fit. One is a brick layer and skinny as a whip, and the other is an electric line man.