On a train, long long ago. I studied way back, go by train to school. 4 seats, 2 opposite from 2 more seats, an aisle, 4 more seats, where I sat, rush hour so really really busy. This was before I became extremely ill and lost all my weight, so 88 kilo of <8% bodyfat, 1,88m tall. So 6'2 to 6'3 and ~195 pounds for the savages out there. I liked the gym. I know my name is one of those that can go either way, so when asked online I'd alwas tell them about my nicely sized chest, good rear, long black hair, tell them about the goatee after. Fun times. But I digress. So diagonally across from me, a humongous fat hambeast. So she just smiles, maybe or maybe not at me, unclear, and every time I look up to see her staring she looks away. I check my face in the window, nothing wrong. Too far to talk to and not polite to scream in a full train. I have asperger syndrome, so I am not the best at social interaction in general in case anyone wonders why this. So the guy directly opposite from me starts having a laughing fit. So 20 minutes of this, and she had to get out, and as she passes, she hands me this paper and winks, in hindsight I think she tried to waddle away seductively but I cannot be certain, it looked very akward. I am wondering what the paper says so I take it. The guy opposite from me is in tears now. It had her phonenumber and address and email.  I sit there, just wowed, not the good kind. So the train departs as I still sit there amazed at what happened, girl next to me says "Oh well, she must really like you". Guy opposite from me goes "Well maybe she is really nice, she has to be really nice". He shitlorded me and her and I did nothing to deserve it, apart from being curious why I was being handed this paper. I threw it in the fucking trash. Unbelievable. She stalked my social media, everyone here had Hyves (now defunct) at the time. She was Moroccan as well, not seen as good people in general, they have a certain "reputation". So imagine Barbamama who you've never even talked to trying to get with you and being this desperate, in contact with your mother over something like FB. Mother mad I hid a gf long enough that she talked marriage, also mad she looked like Rheia. Turns out she had 4 or 5 sisters that all had to be blocked as well, they started talking as they do, all arab words in there so I could not make sense of it, and I was called a shitaan tempter (good I guess?) by one of them because they thought I was Moroccan when I am not and they got buttmad. tl:dr my shit social skills made a train full of people think I liked a stached hamplanet, and she gave her contact info, then stalked everyone I knew on social media because engaged. Disgusting delusional hamplanets.