I was annoyed at my college roommate for having a girl over at our apartment. I was planning on staying in my room for the night. But unfortunately for me, my roommate brought a girl over. It's Friday night so I was pretty sure they were going to start messing around at some point. Obviously I didn't want to hear them having loud sex. His bedroom is directly next to mine, and the walls are paper thin, so if they had sex in his bedroom, I would be able to clearly hear everything they did. It would have been awkward for everyone if I stayed, so I decided to be a bro and leave them alone for the night. But before I made my way out, I got a good look at the lady he brought over. She was at least 250 pounds, and of course she was shoveling food down her gullet while waiting for him to finish using the bathroom. I'm not annoyed anymore - now I just feel bad for him.