Airport fats A few days ago, I had to change planes at a very large hub airport. As it happens, my gate where I was waiting was right next to the airport's McDonald's. Of course, every fatass in the whole airport was waddling by me to get their greasy hands on some McBeetus. I feel so sorry for the humans who had to sit right next to these flatulent, mouth breathing fucks for hours on various flights across the US. What a horrific experience that would be.