Lard monster gets stuck in normal people door. A few days ago I went shopping with a few friends. We were just sort of wondering when we stumbled on a swimsuit store that looked like they had some nice stuff so we went in. We had been browsing for a few minutes when a ham and her friend walked in from a door in the back of the store. I thought this was a bit odd because there was a sign on the door that said it was for employees only. A little while later I was ready to go but my friends wanted to look around some more so I stayed in the store with them. It was then that the fattie decided it was time to leave, she walked toward the front door, NOT the door she had entered the store from. She got about half way through the door before she stopped. At first I couldn't quite tell what was going on, but then she started saying "I'm stuck, i'm stuck!" At first no one helped her, she just stood there doing this weird wiggle thing and yelling at people to come help her, finally like four people had to grad her by her enormous pants and tried to push her out, when it was clear that there was no way she was going to fit they started pulling. It took a good ten minutes but finally they were able to get her back in the store. As she and the person she had come in with were heading back out the other door I heard him say to her "I told you you wouldn't fit." She laughed and said "Don't worry it happens all the time."  tl;dr Fatty has to be forcibly pulled out of normal door too small for her planet sized ass, says it happens to her all the time.