Two other possible 'solutions':   Remove all chairs. - Standing desks for everyone.   Replace all chairs with Swiss balls. (keep a running total of how many blow-outs she has.)   I'd assume either way would lead to much greater suffering for her than being "forced" to use a big-girl chair.  Couple that with the amount of fire she'd draw from her co-workers for inconveniencing everybody else in the name of equality would probably lead to her seeking alternate employment. If either of my solutions is implemented though, I hope someone sets up a web-cam.  That shit would be funnier than any sit-com I can think of.