Fats are going to ruin my New Year I just found out that my husband's morbidly obese aunt and uncle are going to be staying at our house for FOUR fucking days.  They are taking a road trip from Michigan and invading my small space in Texas for the New Year, thus ruining what I like to do on NYE which is get drunk at home and staying in with my husband and daughter.  Of course they want to go out to an expensive restaurant.  My husband wants to pay for them, which ordinarily would be fine but these two would break us.  They will eat us out of house and home.   Guys, how do you all shitlord your fat 'relatives'?  So far I'm just going to do what I normally do which is run on the treadmill hard very early in the morning while they sleep in until late morning/early afternoon.  (So rude) Thanks for any ideas and for letting me bitch.