Who let the waffle stomper in?! So Im involved with security/building management for a high end office complex. We have some very wealthy tenants (were talking millions in rent) so offer some very nice additional services such as luxury shower facilities with all the frills.  Well some ass hole goes and waffle stomps in our god damn showers! THEN wipes their ass on  a provided towel and dumps it back ontop of the pile of clean towels (using the "floss" method from the state of the towel). So despite shitting in the shower (whilst in was on, from the forensics the cleaners ran) this thing still didnt manage to at least clean its ass. But we're the awful ones for not treating these fat fucks with dignity. Im not in charge of the cleaners but i will find and publicly humiliate this beast for them. It took HOURS for them to get it all out of the grills.