Last day of $30 registration for Lard Butt 1k in Seattle LARD BUTT 1k So far there are only three of us FPHers signed up for this event! If you would like to register, we have selected the Waddlers Wave.  I invite any FPH verified member to contact me via PM and I'll add you to our text group so we can meet before hand. If you are not verified, you should get on that. I'd like to keep the preplanning meet exclusive to verified members, but if you would like to meet us there you're welcome to. We'll be the group of three (hopefully more) humans. I intend to wear my yellow voat goat tshirt and some form of spandex.  Today is the last day for the cheaper registration online. It's $30. What do you get? You get to run a 1k! No, just kidding, that's probably the least exciting part. Think of the content we can generate for this subvoat from one outing. Butter huffers in the wild trying to look fit while stuffing donuts down their throat.  Think of the internet points you'll get from posting your best shots of scooter hams ramming into people at the donut stations. Yes. I said donut stations. Every 250 meters there will be a table surrounded by hams trying to grab as much shit as they can. Personally (this might sound a little too much like Michael Vick) I'm hoping to see the hams fight.  So, what are you waiting for? Sign up today!