Asian buffets provide some fantastic stories for this sub So, I was eating at an Asian buffet celebrating my co-worker's going away (classy, I know). I normally wouldn't step foot in most buffets, especially this one, but I was close with the guy. The food at this place is particularly messy, so I go to the bathroom to wash my hands. There are two sinks in this place. I start to wash my hands and I hear borderline moaning coming out of the handicapped stall. It sounded like heavy breathing, but as if the person was too lazy to open up his throat fully and just let the exhaled air pass over his vocal chords and let out an "ughhh" with every breath. Without flushing, a man easily 350lbs, maybe 5"6' waddles out of the stall, making the "ughhh" sound with every step. He walks towards the sinks, and I just assume he's going to wash his hands. I finish washing and grab a paper towel. As I go to grab another, he shoves his hand into the path of mine and grabs a paper towel (he still hasn't washed his hands), and just starts blowing his nose obnoxiously. I start to walk out and he follows somewhat behind me. Still hasn't washed his hands. Our table has a decent view of the buffet area, so I watch out of curiosity what places this guy goes. I watch the bastard reach his fucking hand into the eggrolls and just grab like 5 or 6 and slap them on his plate. This is the most disgusted I've ever felt towards another human. I don't understand how natural selection hasn't picked this guy off yet. Disclaimer: First post, and not an actual FPH'er, just thought you'd like this story.