Does anyone else think that hamplanets don't like food? It may seem counterintuitive, but I've never met a landwhale that loves food. Every one I know is a picky eater. They just want to gorge on cheap carbs, stuffing themselves on bland, inoffensive crap. There's no urge to try something new, no respect for the history, ingredients, or effort a chef puts into a dish. I've felt like this for a while, but it clicked yesterday while discussing the weekend with cow-orkers, one of which is a planet. It was a special occasion, so I went to a fancy restaurant. One of those places that's $100 plus per person, before drinks. There's no menu, it's seven-ish courses, changing daily depending on the season and chef's inspiration. And it's fantastic. The ham couldn't understand why I would pay so much money for so little food, as I showed some pics of the dishes. They were on the small side, but because there were so many, I left stuffed. It insulted the "weird" ingredients, insulted unconventional dishes (side note: parmesan ice cream is amazeballs) and said that the money would be better spent on several visits to the buffet. What's wrong with these fucks? Why is quantity more important than quality?