A Shitlord's Experiment: English Comprehension Test If you are ever visiting a foreign country where English isn't the main language, try this. My wife is Japanese, and I've made her a shitlord. We like to tear apart the fat people around here. Usually, we get away with it, since nobody understands English. One day, we were on an elevator, and my wife looked at the capacity, 15 people. She asks me loudly: "How many Americans can fit in this elevator" (Looking at the capacity) "3" "Oh, because they're so fat." Just then, one of the Japanese passengers started laughing, and I realized he understood everything. So, next time you are in a foreign country ask a friend how many Americans can fit on a train or an elevator and see who reacts.