"Is there a minute of the day you aren't looking at a screen? Do you have bread, cheese, and meat with every meal that you eat? You claim that you're crushin' life and livin' the dream when you're a sweaty stereotype that's just obese and obscene. See I stand for the U.S. and all that's great about us, but YOU represent everything that the world hates about us."    So many amazing lines, this guys is fucking awesome.