Nature did its own shitlording today Tonight I was walking back from the library at my university when it suddenly started thunder storming. It was heavy rain with fast winds and flooding. It came out of nowhere, and I had no umbrella. Luckily I was only about a block away. This is about when I came across two girls, one of which was in shape (probably a runner) and the other was an obese ham. We all decided to suck it up and go through the rain instead of standing under the building. Fit girl and I start running while the oreobeast makes a sound of surprise. She yells after us, "I'm not about to run!" Of course not. We both continue and ignore her. We got wet, but the ham planet was soaked from head to toe.