Hams have no fucking shame. Just to start this off, this post is gonna mention my political views. I do not wish to debate about them as 1. No one ever changes their mind and 2. Everyone just ends up pissed the fuck off so let's just stick to hating the the fat fucking slobs. So last night I went to see Bernie Sanders speak in my town. There was quite a few blobs, but not as many death fats as I usually see waddling around this town. The few I did see were total disrespectful cunts that shouldn't have bothered to come.  Fist off, there was concessions. I dunno why there would be concessions besides water at a presidential candidate's speech but whatever. It at least kept people's kids pacified. But this god damn hambeast standing behind me has a massive bag of kettle corn. And was noisily and messily cramming it into her gob like she hasn't eaten in months. The noise was so distracting I couldn't concentrate on the native american girl up before Bernie who was talking about the loss of her native land, so I had to move from my nice spot where I didn't have a spotlight glaring in my eyes, to one where I was literally blinded. But, at least I could hear. Next, a little 10 year old boy came on to talk about his mother who had been deported when he was four. It was really goddamn sad, I actually cried. But the two hambeasts behind must have gotten bored because I started hearing giggling and then loud, smacking sounds. Like someone sucking the "best part of the doritos" off of their fingers. I turned around to see two female hambeasts knotted around each other SLOPPILY AND LOUDLY MAKING OUT. Obviously everyone quickly started scooting away from them so there was an open circle around them where they were easily seen, and still continued to giggle, suck, and grope. There is a little fucking boy on stage talking about not having a mom since he was 4, AND YOU'RE GETTING OFF TO THAT.  I didn't even get to hear the rest of the boy's speech because I had to leave and find a spot where I wouldn't end up vomiting.