Fatty Sweet Sixteen (long story) I'm a banquet server at a hotel. Last night we hosted a Sweet Sixteen, a lot of things happen that night. Here are the highlights: Oh, and she screamed out how wasted drunk she was and the after party was at her house later tonight.... I serve a table of dead fats who didn't touch the salad portion of the dinner (not surprised). Dead fats had children, and after serving them their main entrée  they ate their meals and then their childrens. Couldn't keep up with their children when everyone started dancing and fucking keep bumping into me (gross). Shitlord them any chance I got ("would you like a another piece of cake ma?" "All finish with both meals sir?") And laugh about them with my banquet leader. This was a Sweet Sixteen and 75% of the teenagers there were fat. The birthday girl was fat, stuffed in a blue corset dress. The adults were a mixed of small fats, skinny fats, dead fats and just weird shape fats.  They wanted both birthday cake and cheesecake served. They also had a "candy bar." Would not stop asking for food. It was a plated event so it's a four course meal and that's it. Recommended leftover salad,  they were not happy for that option. Holy shit, they would not stop asking for soda from the bartenders. Had to restock twice in 6 hours. And finally... fat co worker started drama. Wanted to start a fight with everyone and was caught smoking weed on the the job. Got in huge trouble with the boss and was told to leave early for tonight.