What a wonderful feeling! Went to a family reunion today, it's been a few years and needless to say it was as I remembered, a whale reunion.  Everything from "God you're rail thin!" to actually trying to put more food on my plate. Disgusting. But nothing feels as good as the jealous stares of hams cramming their disgustingly large maws with pounds of lard while you take your shirt off and hop in the pool. It's nice to know I can always calculate my bmi by dividing aunt joy's by 100.