Very good point about Honey Booboo's bridge troll mother (ha!)  but I think Assleak's a good bet because heifer's gone out of its way in every other article I've searched on it to claim it's "curvy" not "plus-size" to the point of locking cow horns with Turd Hogiday, and also calls the paps every time it shits an extra heavy turd so appears to lose a couple of pounds.