FPH should write a book. Something like victim fat living in hideaway of family's basement because in this dystopian future it is illegal to be fat. Family feeds it since it is fats genetiks and cunshishunsss so they "do not have a choice". Cue moments of awful sad bc fat cant leave and woe is me shit. Then government finds out some dramatic way and takes fat away to jail it or whatever the capital punishment should be. Then fats buy book and say "OMG LIKE THIS BOOK IS MA LUFE". It would be real funny.