I witnessed a miracle at the renaissance festival. My boyfriend and I recently went to the renaissance festival (read fatty haven). It's one of my favorite places to dress like a whore, get drunk, and trigger fats that think they're volumptuous women born in the wrong time period. We were wandering around generally being drunk assholes (at least I was, he was driving), and I thought I saw an elephant out of the corner of my eye. Now that's actually normal there because they have an area where you can ride an elephant, but we weren't in that area of the festival. I did a double-take, and what I saw shocked me. It wasn't an elephant, but it had legs like one. I had never seen anything like this in my life! People exaggerate in stories about the size of these planets and feeling the ground rumble beneath their feet, but this is no exaggeration. The closer we got to it, I swear I could feel it. I tried to get a few decent photos, and luckily still had the presence of mind to also get a video to share with my beautiful shitlord friends and post on here. How this thing was not only alive, but MOBILE is a true testament to what the human body can be put through.   I'm sorry I had to destroy your retinas with this, but If I have to go blind, so do you! Here's some added shitlord amusement. She gets paid to follow fatties around. I'm jealous.