I've been holding this rant in for far too long I've been a lurker on here for a while, just got an account because enough is enough, I gotta vent about this  I am currently in nursing school, I moved 10 hours away from my home state just attend school here. I ended up moving into an old lady's basement (because it is cheap rent and already furnished). However, we must live as roommates. The first time we met, I had to consciously make sure my jaw didn't drop because I was so shocked at the size of this whale. It's midsection (stomach? fupa?) hangs down to it's knees. Literally touches it's knees.  Here is a list of activities this piggy does in the house goes to bed around 12am and wakes up at 4pm leaves for work 45 minutes early just to pick up McBeetus for lunch and dinner leaves a disgusting ring of yellow fuzz on it's toilet seat (surprised it can fit on a toilet actually, luckily I have my own bathroom) bought fresh spinach and green beans from the farmers market - made spinach dip and green bean casserole once home from it's cushy job, sitting on it's flat ass all day, it huffs and puffs up the four stairs and plops down into it's recliner, literally plops into it. it does not sit, just kinda falls into it, hoping the recliner can bear the weight won't empty the dishwasher because "I have bad knees, it's hard for me to bend that far down" This piggy is too lazy to cook, usually gets takeout or fast food, but on the rare occasion it decides to attempt to cook a meal, it drags a bar stool into the kitchen so that it can sit and cook at the same time.  the list goes on and on and on One day it's whole piggy pig family was over, they were all sitting in the living room when I came upstairs on my way to the gym. The momma pig said "What are you up to today?" I responded "I'm gonna study later but I'm headed to the gym right now" Trying to be a clever piggy it responds "Do a little extra for me!" As I'm walking out the door I say "I don't have that kind of time"