My Ugly Fatass "Friend" I have a "friend" (already tried to end the relationship, but hammy keeps bugging me...) who is really obese. Like, so grossly obese that she has to go to a special store and everything. Trust me, I've been dragged to it before, and it really is for non-humans like her. It carries sizes XXXXL+. She's always buying these ugly floral dresses that barely reach her knees, and even worse, she loves buying shorts and capri tops to "show off her beautiful body to the men" (her exact words uttered in the kind of voice only Wilbur from Charlotte's Web could find attractive) As if this wasn't gross enough, we work at the same office, hence why she's been bugging me all this time. I always see her eating salads with literally TWO cups of FULL-FAT ranch, covered croutons, cheddar, mozzarella, and sometimes even buys bacon burgers and crumbles the beef and bacon on to the mess. I'm not kidding. She'll then guzzle down some Pepsi. Meanwhile, at lunch I'll usually eat healthy meal of a couple of lean pockets and diet coke. Then she'll eat snacks of pretzels, chips, cookies, and the worst... "Butter Popcorn Yummyness" Step 1: Get some popcorn. Fill half of  bowl with it. Step 2: Pour melted butter into the other half. Step 3: Eat the vomit-y slop like the pig you are. Again, if I get hungry (which I usually don't since I don't tend to eat much at work) I'll either eat another lean pocket or some organic vegetable chips with just a bit of nacho cheese to dip them in. See...and she still thinks she's healthy because she ate a salad that day, but that's not how it works. It's not healthy when it has all that ranch on it! Or the burger meat! Stupid hams. See, this is why I'm a skinny size 16 while her size is bigger than her age. Unbelievable. Additionally: I have read a few posts on here ever since I heard about it while reading the sidebar of FatPeopleStories. I decided to make a Voat account because, hey, I also hate fat people too! I'm so excited to finally find a place where I don't have to be silenced for the sake of "hurt fee-fees".