My parents, the unexpected shitlords. I had to share this story that my mom told me today. So she was in the store today to pick up a few things after work. She got her items and went up to the counter to get rung up. All of the sudden she hears, "well she just cut in front of us!" my mom turns back to see a ham beast that was one of the largest she's seen in person with her only slightly smaller adult daughter. Now, one thing to know about my mom is that she is constantly regarded as one of the sweetest ladies by everyone who knows her, and one of the last people I would expect to hear this coming from.  In her words, she had been having a rough and long day at work and knew she'd do anything rude like that. So my mom said, "I have never, and would never cut in line. Believe me, there's no way I could have missed you two." they shut up and turned away.  Later while my mom was saying this in front of my dad and I, my dad added, "you should have said,"you weren't next in line, I just saw you blocking the whole candy aisle! "