3 days of school in and fats are already driving me nuts. (short stories) I have a couple of stories but bare with me here I've been in school for about a week or so and fats are already acting well... like fats.  First stories begin with this weird(small fat) named Megan. She's this like 5'6 about 180  I'm not usually a talker(I think you should only speak if you have something important to say) and right off the bat this bitch starts talking to me. My issue here isn't as much that shes talking to me but the fact that she turned herself around in the seat and every time I'd text something on my ipad she'd openly look at my ipad. She didn't even hide it or anything I mean anything I'd do she would look at. Whatever I would hide my iPad and so my best to ignore her but it got even worse. She insisted of making comments about the class and asking me questions in the middle of the fucking lecture. She would even make jokes and I would repetitively ignore them and she would just keep them coming.  Okay so a couple days later I was actually able to switch seats and this fat idiot sat next to me. First thing right off the bat he tried talking to me which I ignored and kept on with my day. Second was that every time my teacher said something this dumb mother fucker would make some sort of remark about it. When the teacher allowed the class to talk this dumb idiot took it as a pass to go on a soap box about how we mistreat the environment and blah blah blah blah blah. The teacher like cut him off and he wouldn't get the fucking message to shut the fuck up. Then the next day the projector goes out and this dumb fuck says he has "tons of experience with stuff like this" and like insists he can fix the issue but the teacher just kind of ignores him and calls tech support. Then he like waddles up to her and he's like let me take a look I worked with projectors at movie theaters???? Like tf??? As you would have guess he didn't know a single fucking thing and sat back down. He was honestly out of breath from that waddle (like no joke lol) from the computer to his chair(it wasn't even like 5 feet) Last one is the teacher was talking about how we banned DDT in the 70's and we aren't allowed to use it bc they found traces of it in 3rd generations of people and stuff. If you also read the fucking chapter the chapter(AND DID THE HOMEWORK)  dedicated like 2 full pages of why it was banned and stuff. Anyway this OTHER fat idiot perks up and is like UM IZ DAT WUT DEY SPREY AT UR HOUZ WHEN DEY SPREY DU STUFF AT NITE. NO MOTHER FUCKER SHE JUST SAID IT WAS FUCKING BANNED IN THE US AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY BE SPRAYING IT.