[Rant] I cannot stand this fat fuck doctor that I have to put up with every shift I have been lurking this subverse since forever. Yet tonight I finally created a profile just to rant about this fat pathetic piece of shit doctor that I have to put up with every shift. I work in a hospital but I won't say what I do or the specialty of this ham doctor for the sake of anonymity.  This doctor is the epitome of a greedy, neckbeard hambeast: fat, lazy, awkward and quick to anger if he doesn't get what he wants. He also talks shit and loves to gossip about the staff behind their backs, me included. Yet he gets so paranoid about other people talking about him that he'll sometimes ask some of the staff members if anyone is talking about him to which they'll lie and say no (oh, so it's ok if you talk shit about others but it's not ok if they do it to you??). When I first got hired, I kept hearing that he was badmouthing me behind my back to anyone that would listen, criticizing my work ethic and saying that I didn't know what I was doing, even going so far as to complain about me to my superiors. Since I had just started and I was still learning the ropes (of course I was going to make some mistakes my first month of getting hired) I was enraged & I told my supervisor that I was going to confront him unless something is done to make him shut his fat mouth. She said that she would talk to him. The next day at work and a couple of days after that the fat fuck doesn't come in to do his rounds since he was scared of me. So not only is he an immature disgusting pig, but he's also a fucking coward. Speaking of him being a disgusting pig, if a staff member were to leave snacks lying around the nurse station, his piggy eyes would immediately light up at the sight of them and he would be on that snack in a heartbeat, often times eating it without permission AND without washing his hands. It doesn't matter if he was just in a patient's room or if he came out of the bathroom, if he sees an unattended box of cookies on the desk, he'll help himself with no second thought, without washing his hands.  His favorite type of food? Fried chicken. One time he ordered a bunch of fried chicken for himself (of course) and for our unit. Since he's lazy, he sent someone else to go out and pick up the food. I didn't want any of his offerings since my hate for him had already been planted at that point. He kept telling everyone on the unit to help themselves. Of course everyone did, some of the staff members setting some of the food aside so they can eat it later (they're busy, like always). Once Dr. Fat Fuck realized that there was no fried chicken left he started to REEEEE REEEEEE about who took the last pieces of chicken and that he was saving the last pieces for a different unit. I knew better than to believe his lies. I knew that he wanted the last pieces for hisself, even after he already ate his designated portions (which was a lot as it was). He then started pointing his greasy fingers at random people, saying he or she must have taken it (which was not true). He pissed off some people by falsely accusing them. He then caveman-stomps away from the unit angrily, only to come back a moment later and START SEARCHING UNDERNEATH THE TABLES, IN THE BREAK ROOM, AND EVEN IN THE PATIENTS' ROOMS for the supposedly hidden pieces of fried chicken. It was so bizarre and utterly pathetic. Everyone at my work also suspects that he's committing fraud by charging his patients twice for his service, by prescribing the most expensive antibiotics when there are cheaper alternatives, and by urging patients to undergo expensive procedures, even when the patients kept refusing him. He will also throw a fat hissy fit if he feels like he's not getting enough patients (no patients, no money) and has turned his anger on one of our staff members, demanding why the other doctors haven't listed him as a consult for their new patients. This guy is a fat fucking loser who thinks he's above everyone just because he's a doctor. Yet everyone, even other doctors, laugh at him. He has earned no respect here nor in any other hospital that he's worked at. Everyone just tolerates him. Other hospitals have even complained about the same things, some even going so far as to cease consulting him. I am hoping that I will be working at this hospital long enough to see his greasy piggy face get canned.  EDIT: I forgot to add, that lately he's been telling everyone that he's been going to the gym and working out. Yet my coworkers tell me that they only see him walk a couple of laps around the hospital, and by the time he's done, he's sweating and acting like he did a real workout. I want so badly to scream at him "That is not working out you delusional fat fuck!" But I need this job, so I tend to keep quiet and ignore him when he's here. Anyway, thanks for letting me rant.