Free? Did somebody say free? What is it with fatties and free food? At my workplace, we met some goals, and they celebrated today with free pizza. You know the procedure. Help yourself, save some for the rest of your coworkers, right?      Ha, got you there. It was a mess. Fatties grabbing 4 or 5 slices, because god forbid someone else gets a slice. One almost took the whole box. And it's not like this is high quality pizza either. It's generic, greasy, fast food pizza (not food hating but come on). Not even 10 minutes and all of the boxes are empty.    I just wanted to vent because greed is one of those things that piss me off to no end.