"Working out is bad for you REEEEEEE" Hey guys, I just have to rant for a minute. I assume that because it is now winter where I am, and pretty damn cold out, that fatties use that as another excuse to "hibernate" and "pack on the pounds for winter tee hee." First of all, Karen, you are not a fucking grizzly bear and even if you did have to "hibernate" for 6 months, the excess calories from the donuts and candy at your desk would keep you alive for 6 months years probably. But I digress. The real rant is about these idiots giving me their moronic opinion that "working out is bad for you." I am pretty well-known in my friend circle (and at work) for being an avid runner and lifter. It shows in my daily life, and I take pride in that. With that being said, if the topic of exercise ever comes up, normal human beings react appropriately, and are respectful of a topic that I obviously care about. Keep in mind, I don't give a rat's ass if somebody wants to exercise or not, as long as they are not a fat fuck, I don't care what they choose to do or not do. Anyways, because of the holiday time and the abundance of every day "treats" in the office (not really a "treat" when it's there every day but whatever), coworkers tend to ask more than usual why I choose not to eat 3 donuts and peanut brittle for breakfast. My answer is usually along the lines of "well I was planning to run later and that stuff will just make me tired, so more for you guys!" (trying to be friendly but taking solace that Lord Beetus is on the way for them). And without fail, EVERY time this comes up, some fat, stupid, ugly moron has to pipe in with their expert opinion that "working out is bad for you ya know." First of all, shut. the. fuck. up. Second of all, how do you think that humans have survived for THOUSANDS (millions idk?) of years?!?! Because they smoked, drank, ate fast food, and were generally a lazy, fat, good-for-nothing piece of shit?! NO. They fucking used their physical endurance and prowess or else the god damn saber tooth tigers would've had them for lunch!!! Not to mention all the studies that show that working out has countless physical, mental, and emotional benefits. Yeah, maybe running will hurt your knees if you have 50 fucking pounds of extra fat jiggling all over, but not for a normal, muscular, real human being. There will never be a time when a human next to you on the treadmill, bike, bench, whatever, will turn to you and say "working out is bad for you ya know." It is ALWAYS a fat, stupid fuck that smokes 2 packs a day, eats fast food 19 times a week, and has both a beer gut and skinny spaghetti arms. God I fucking hate them. Keep justifying your lazy excuse for an existence, fatty. I hope your butter-soaked Christmas ham gets stuck in your gullet.