Fatties, you can ignore science all you want. But science won't ignore you Fatties, if you think you can eat whatever you want, not exercise, and not get fatter there's a big problem with your whale logic. 1 slice of pizza has 300 calories and 11+ grams of fat. Multiply that by the number of slices you eat. I usually eat 3 so lets use that. (But I bet your beluga sized ass could finish a whole 12 slice pie) and you end up with 900 calories (3600 for you water buffalos) and 33+ grams of fat (132+ for baleen whales), which is easily half a days' worth of caloric intake. (or a day and a half's, if you're an omnivorous hippopotamus) So at the end of the day, it's still OK to eat pizza for breakfast, but only if you offset the extra calories by exercising or eating less during the rest of the day. Don't exercise and don't adjust your diet and, congratulations! You end up with ~1000 (3600+ if you're a brontosaurus)  extra calories for the day, which is equivalent to about a 1/3lb weight gain (or a full pound if your disgusting fucking self ate the whole pizza pie)                                                                                                                    Stupid is as stupid does. True for people and whales alike.