Got to shitlord at work So yesterday I was at work and my coworker (who's on the bigger side, though not a complete lard beast) was complaining about her weight. She said that She needed to lose wieght but couldn't run because she has shin splints and a bunch of other problems that I'm suuure she has. So I did it, first time shit lording in public, I told her that 90% of diets happen in the kitchen. Unfortunately she just started complaining about how she needs sweets and other crap, which I expected, but when she stops being delusional she will finally have a chance to be healthy again!