Justified Shitlording to my Younger Brother So there are no fats involved in this story, but there is my brother Kyle. Kyle is taller than me and super skinny and two years younger than me. The thing about him is that if he doesn't consider himself an SJW then he's an SJW ally or something. That's the way his friends tend to lean. My mom was telling me about an old It's Pat sketch once and his only comment was about how it's offensive to non-binary people. Basically you can't make an honest comment without him getting all high and mighty and talking about how it's offensive. I tend to shitlord a bit in real life and he asks me questions about why I watch stuff like My 600 lb Life or Weight of the Nation. I always answer him honestly, because I don't wanna end up like those people I only have one body and I'm young. I wanna do the most with it that I can and not let it go to waste. I wanna make it to my late 80s or longer.  So he's playing an NBA video game right now -- I think 2K17 -- and he was making this character. A thing you should know about Kyle is that for some reason whenever we're talking about a famous person, he's always gonna look up their height and shout it out, even when it's not relevant whatsoever.  So I decide to calculate his character's BMI out of curiosity and it came out as 24. This was what followed. Me: Wow Kyle, your guy's BMI is 24. That's nice. Kyle: Why does that even matter, Alec? Me (A bit irked): Well, you are always talking about how tall people are even when that doesn't matter at all. That's genetic. People can actually control their weight and BMI you know. Kyle had no response. He just laughed uncomfortably but I could tell he knew I had made a point. So that made me feel pretty good.  Hopefully he'll shut up. About it. Bonus for people who read through this: I remember back in high school there was this one girl who was essentially a ball of lard. You couldn't tell the gender but I could never help but stare because "she" had fat accumulated on the back of "her" neck. Yeah, Kyle is friends with her. I don't spend much time at my old high school anymore, but who knows. Maybe one day I'll get a good story out of it if he continues hanging out with the cow.