Fat people ruin everything. Even birdwatching! It's a beautiful day and I decide to  grab my drawing materials and practice sketching. Hop on my bike and off I go for some exercise and relaxation. Nope. I didn't count on fatties.  I'm drawing for a few minutes at the wildlife spot when two lumbering monsters arrive. Chattering, stomping, slamming backpacks and teeheeing.  The bird I was drawing took off.  I turned to the fat invaders and informed them that they scared the birds away.  One fatass told me there weren't signs mentioning noise and that since I didn't have equipment what was the big deal.  She waved her binoculars in my face.  I said they were the "big" deal  and don't understand moderation of any kind. Then I said I'm going somewhere less fat and I left. I hate fat people. Is there anything they don't ruin?