So glad FPH could brighten their day: "This is the best thing on LR ever. I mean wow, crossing the finish line backwards... Claiming to workout 3-5 hours a day yet still being 300 pounds... And someone actually took the time to document this fat slob all in one article. It's a good day." Laughed all the way through it, but my favorites are: Is that... wrote: So she's out of the water in a half ironman in 9+ hours? WTF? Surely there's a cut off.  There should be a cut off at the buffet, too.   Big Bottom wrote: If you are 500 lbs and past the 4K mark of a 5k, and you see the inflatable finish line, you are probably just going to zero in on it.   Why, because it looks like a huge donut?  But for me, the Gold Medal Comment: Ultra Athenians? Why do they bother with the 5k ritual of this event? Why don't they just weigh everyone and give a trophy to the heaviest one? Like at the county fair.