Yeah, the "Columbian" version is too fat. Come to Miami and you'll meet plenty of expats, all of them are  Shitlords. You won't meet a single woman who hasn't had extensive facial plastic surgery, breast implants, liposuction, etc. After having a baby they all wear these total body girdles to mold the shape back to guitar like. Their ideal is size 0-2, with big boobs and ass. Ala Sofia Vergara.