Delusional Roomba is Delusional about... Everything. Seriously, but especially about the number of calories it consumes. This happened today.  As I stated in my last post roomba has been sick. She said it was the flu, I think it was allergies (it's that time of year here). This afternoon this came out of her mouth "I don't know what to do. I've gained 3 pounds this week. No matter what I do I just keep gaining weight. I've been sick and hardly ate anything the last 3 days." Me "um, you had 3 slices of pizza and 2 brownies one night, a cheeseburger and french fries the next day." Her "pizza doesn't have many calories" me "you ate 3 slices and 2 brownies! That's a lot of calories in one meal!"  She proceeds to look up calorie content because she doesn't believe pizza is that bad. Guess what, no surprises here. One slice? Not bad. 3 slices, almost a days worth of caloric needs in one meal. Her "oh." She also had a 300 calorie lunch that day. Later remembered she also drank 3 fully loaded pepsi's. Me "lots of calories in regular soda." Her "not really." I'm already up going to look on a can in the fridge. Me "says right here 1 can is 150 calories." Her "oh".  Me "you are sabotaging yourself by not switching to diet soda." Her "well, someone told me that with artificial sweeteners your body actually produces more sugar than if you drink regular drinks." All my wat!  We went back and forth. She tried to look for evidence online, I told her to find a peer reviewed study that says that happens and send me a link. Because I don't care what some homeopathic blog says, I care what science says. And you are sabotaging yourself.  I then went and weighed myself on her scale. She has the fancy one that you can set up profiles on and it saves the details of each profile. So next time she goes to weigh herself my last weight will show up before she gets to her profile.  TLDR: delusional fatty is delusional.  Edit: I'm so glad you guys are not grammar nazis because I came back to read my post and comments and holy shit I made a ton of mistakes. My brain is weird today, I'm not drunk. lol