Jury duty nightmares. Imagine the dmv but you're forced to watch them feed constantly... just saw a guy go hard boiled eggs dipped in ranch WHILE eating peanut m&ms from the other hand.  Holy shit America, do your taste buds even work anymore or did the Monster energy drinks scald your taste buds right off? Edit: didn't get selected, probably don't look dumb enough; but these are the people deciding your legal cases