College Fatties For those of you that haven’t been to a college in the northeastern United States recently, a large majority of students are fat. They sometimes claim that it keep them warm (doubtful) or it’s the freshman fifteen (more like sophomore sixty) but either way, none of them seem to care.  Fatty A is full of irony. She attends conventions on campus, yet in all of the years I’ve been here she always cosplays as girls with a small stature. The most notable ones being Tinkerbell, Toga, and multiple Danganronpa characters. However, Fatty A is so obese that clothing ordered from cosplay websites (presumably at a 5XL or higher) has to be adjusted by her mom. I’m usually not one to judge, but she’s in her mid to late twenties and relies on her mom, who lives in another state, to adjust cosplays to fit her widening figure? Pathetic. She’s also talked about how “plus size” cosplayers are often overlooked in comparison to other cosplayers. No shit, a healthy person is better than an obese person. What a shocker.  Fatty B is also unfortunate. My currently housing situation sucks this semester and I live with her. I was planning on moving out but I decided to bite the bullet and deal with it because the location is great, I don’t share space with her, and in hopes of getting stories like this. To give you an idea of her size, she’s the kind of fat that’s obese to any shitlord who actually knows what humans are supposed to weight, but to herself she’s just a little squishy tee hee. Anyways, she was trying on a dress for a special banquet, and commented how she’s too fat for it. I made an offhand comment about downloading mfp and counting calories (and who knows, maybe gaining a shitlord in the process) and going to the gym so the dress would fit. When she had it on, it looked like a sneeze would cause it to burst, so it was doubtful, but anything is possible through determination, right? Anyways, she said that counting calories wasn’t important and she just had to go to the gym. This is the same fatty that considered an ice cream sundae to be a late night snack. I can’t wait to see how she looks at the event, because she’s probably going to have some cookies after going to the gym to keep her blood sugars up.  Tl,dr; college fatties are annoying. Fat chick only cosplays skinny chicks. Fat roommate is pissy about clothing but calories don’t impact your size.