Bad experiences at restaurants? I like to go out to eat with family, so I find myself at various restaurants every now and again. It seems like every damn time, if our server is fat, we get terrible service. <rant> First one I noticed was at restaurant A with my husband, where I ordered a stack of chocolate-beetus pancakes and a glass of milk (don't worry, I eat better now). The hammy server took our full orders (drinks and food) at the same time, because she took too damn long to come greet us. Then she took the next table's order (5 or 6 whales) and promptly brought out their drinks. Then she brought out my husband's drink. Then she brought out the other table's food. Then she brought our food. Then we finished our food. Then she brought my drink. Note: she had informed me that she would "be right out" with my drink about 7 times while we were eating. Why couldn't she bring it out one of the many times she went back into the kitchen? Fuck if I know. Next one I noticed at restaurant B, where I was eating with three other people. The whale took at least 15 minutes just to ask for our drink orders and give us our menus. I had to repeat myself four times when I said I just want water. She could hear everyone else just fine, but I had to repeat myself. And yes, everyone else got water, too. My order was a burger with no tomato. Two other people got slightly customized burgers. Theirs were correct. I got one with tomato and no onion. Last I checked, tomato doesn't sound like onion. I didn't say onion at all while ordering. No one said anything about onions. I guess that means I don't want onion. And she took forever to give us our food. Not our check, though. We got that as soon as we finished. And the most recent: restaurant C, where I ate with two other people. We were seated quickly enough, we got our menus and drinks in a timely manner, and our food came out about when we expected it to. That was it. Nothing else. "Everything taste okay?" did not once cross our ears unless directed at another table by a different server. We got no refills. She avoided our table like the plague. Drinks and to-go boxes and checks were readily delivered to the table nearby who had our same server. We waited 10 minutes with empty glasses and forks down before she finally decided to hand us the check. Oh wait, that's right, we had to ASK HER TO BRING US BOXES before she did anything. My mistake. THEN we got our boxes and check. </rant> Icing on the cake, though? Every restaurant I go to where the server is not a whale, we get good service. Every. Single. One. (Okay, there was that one time at a decent place in a shitty town, but that was just a bad day for that place.) But the only servers that are completely shitty are the fat ones. Is it because they're lazy? Is it because I'm fit? Are they bitter? Are they jealous? Are they just too self-serving to serve others properly? I don't know. But I'm done tipping them. I normally give $5 for on-par service. I've been giving $2 just because I try to be nice still. After this last restaurant with a shitty fat server, I'm tipping based on experience. No more being nice to the lazy bitter planets. Standard service gets $5, but shitty service will get nothing. Fuck fatties. So, tell us about a time you had a fat server or a fat customer that did an absolute shit job at being human!