A Scootypuff Story A small thing that happened yesterday.   A good friend  was visiting my partner and I this weekend and we had to drive him to the train so he could head home. It was getting on to 5pm and we hadn't eaten lunch and it was close to dinner time so we decided to just get some trashy take out from Hungry Jack's on the way. Parked the car to walk in since we are not familiar with the menu at all.  Get to the door, I push it open and there is this gigantic eat beast just sitting there on a scootypuff, literally oozing over the sides of it like a greasy blob of congealed fat. Mayo guzzler looks at us and asks me "Can you open the door for me?" I stepped through the door and walked to the side with an unconcealed look of disgust on my face. I had absolutely no intention of helping this disgusting butter huffer.  My partner and friend decided to keep the double doors wide open so it could get out, however. I guess because they thought it was ready to just drive out. Well, that was a mistake, because it wasn't. Former mayo then proceeded to take its time stuffing things wherever they would fit (I kid you not you could barely see the scooty puff it was sitting on, and its lower leg was easily thicker than my upper torso.)  Took a few minutes for it to finally get out the door despite us having somewhere we wanted to be. My friend was taking out his phone to take a picture and I guess that spooked the grease goblin as it high tailed it out of there as soon as the phone came out. Oh but not without turning its head slightly and thanking me. Nevermind the two guys that had stood there holding the door for the fuckwit. I just stared at it with my arms crossed, lip curled and eyebrows raised. This death fat repulsed me so much and I made no attempt to hide that fact. It looked like a morbidly obese blob fish with a greasy, scraggly greying pony-tail attached. Absolutely one of the most disgusting pieces of shit I've ever seen. Thin privilege is not wasting the time of strangers because you can't open a fucking door by yourself.  Fuck these fat cunts and preying on normal people who are decent human beings.