Anal beads Anal beads Anal beads Anal beads It goes pop-pop-pop when it's coming out my asshole And it feels good And it feels good (It feels good!) And it feels good And it feels good tonight (I broke a dog's neck!) In the darkest of times You're there for me (I love you!) In the darkest of times These anal beads take care of me (They take care of me!) Shove it up real good (Please?) Now it kind of hurts (Ow...) Oh, no! (What?) And I need an ambulance! (Oh my God, it's huge!) Call the ambulance! (Someone needs to kill that thing!) Now my ass is bleeding Ass is bleeding Ass is bleeding Ass is bleeding Ass is bleeding Ain't nothing wrong with that Ain't nothing wrong with that Ain't nothing wrong with that Ain't nothing wrong with that My ass is bleeding Ass is bleeding Ass is bleeding Ass is bleeding Ass is bleeding Ass is bleeding Ass is bleeding Ass is bleeding Ass is bleeding Ass is bleeding Ass is bleeding  Whoa man, don't you think you're going a little too far with that one???