Let's talk about the stupidity and futility of fat fucks at the gym. I have to get this off my chest since this fat fuck ruined what's usually a wonderful time at my sanctuary. So it's Monday AKA Universal Chest Day and of course I'm working chest. Getting a bench/barbell is almost impossible during peak hours so I was using dumbbells on an incline movable bench. I'm working my way up starting at 75lbs and ending at 100lbs in each hand (humble brag). Let me paint a picture of this week-old tub of mayonnaise that was "working out" next to me.    5'3", 220lbs, wearing really nice Brooks running shoes ($100+), lululemon yoga pants, tanktop about 3 sizes too small, and possibly a girdle underneath since she had this weird triple fupa with a low, middle and high section hanging in all different directions.  She was doing some typical exercises that fat people do like sitting down on the bench, getting up, and then flopping back down. I paid no attention until she decided to do side hip thrusts with her head less than a foot from the dumbbell rack. Gym etiquette dictates that you move out of the way if someone is trying to return heavy weights, but since etiquette only applies to humans, this disgusting thing decided to keep thrusting it's mass while starring right up at me. I asked politely for it to move, but it just sat there and rested all while I'm holding 200lbs in my hands after an already taxing set. I use the frustration of this inconsiderate beast's actions to fuel an insane forearm pump holding the weight 'till she gets up and waddles away. After putting my weight back I yell out inquiring as if it's going to wipe its grease off the bench. Clearly triggered, she stomps away and tells the front desk.  After I finish up and leave, one of the human staff comes up to me giggling saying someone complained that I shamed them in public.  So what stories do you gym bros and cardio bunnies have about the stupidity and futility of fats at the gym? Anything from working abs with a spare tire in front to walking on the treadmill at a brisk 20min/mile pace.