Gross dependa needs lumber for pig fucker https://www.reddit.com/r/USMC/comments/2imotu/what_is_the_worst_dependapotamus_story_youve/cl4827q/ Big old dependa shows up for her scheduled c section. There's 6 or 7 people at the front desk, all mil. HMs, Nurses, and Doctors. She bangs on the bell, "I'm here, bitches! Lets get this fucker out of me!" and then just laughs as we all stare at her. Finally get her back to the OR, and I'm having trouble prepping the incision site because her pannis keeps folding over the site, and the tape I'm using to pull back on her pannis isn't strong enough. After a bit of struggle the dependa asks me, "go ask my husband for the love board, maybe it'll help." Apparently, like the earlier couple, his asian dick is so small and she is so big that they use a 2x4 called the "love board" to push her fat up and out of the say so he can hump her.