I overheard my neighbor hams talking Ham Speak. I live across a small lane from these hams (pic taken from my kitchen window). https://sli.mg/arr One day I was doing loaded carries with kettlebells in front of my garage. The mother ham was sitting in her car waiting for its daughter. It ALWAYS parks there and gets in my way when I want to enter or leave my own garage because they are too lazy to walk to the damn parking lot. It was waiting for the daughter ham to come down. Daughter ham emerged. Mother ham: "You want to get your walking stick?" Daughter ham: "No. It is all the way upstairs." Fuck them. I hope they die soon...by one falling down stairs onto the other.