Subtle Shitlording at the Store As I've started to get better from being sick, I find my inner shitlord starting to develop.  I was at a teen, young adult sort of trendy store that sells clothing. I just like to look at all the overpriced things I can't afford. Anyway there was this quite large sized moon in the store with its very young but starting on the track to diabeetusville mini moon. It looked older, like in its fourties but with fats you never know the thing could have been 18 for all I know. It was looking at the themed bathing suits. Like Batman, superwoman, Harley Quinn, Sailor moon kind of stuff. I was about a clothing rack away, looking at jackets. So I heard the conversation quite well. It stopped a sales associate (poor girl) and started to ask her questions about the bathing suits. Convo ensues: " I was just wondering if you had this bathing suit in a double XL." "I can check, we usually keep some sizes higher up." "Well you really should keep some lower for regular people to view as well. Then you wouldn't have to reach it for me." " Yeah that would be nice but it is a small store so we have to save space." Then the sales associate laughs politely. She grabs a long pole and starts looking through the bikinis. The mini moon pipes up and says "I don't like that one!" The moon laughs and says to the sales lady "She's just a little diva." Then turns to her mini moon and says "Well it's not for you. You can't have everything you want" Then it turns back to the sales lady. "Do you know if these are stretchy type cup sizes? With my size of chest, sometimes the XXL doesn't fit. Some of the clothing here isn't stretchy at all and I'm usually an XXL at other stores, but here everything seems ridiculously small." The lady, who searched but found nothing, said to the moon. "Oh the bathing suits should be pretty stretchy. I have no XXL up here but I'll go to the back and grab one." I decided that this moon was causing enough pain to my eyes and ears. I walked over, right beside her with a small pair of pants and waited a few seconds for the sales lady to come back. When she did and handed the moon the bikini, I quickly said to the sales associate before the moon could waddle away.  "Excuse me, do you have these pants in an extra small? The clothing here runs a bit larger and a small just is too big." The moon literally did a 180 turn. I saw it quickly look me up and down. It honestly looked almost angry. Then grabbed its mini moon's hand and walked to the cash register.  It horrifies me to think that think will be wearing a bikini. Probably in public. And I doubt even the XXL will fit her. She looks to be easily a 4XL. I bet she goes home and writes to Tumblr about her horrible experience.