Beluga baby shower to go to today Now, my dad's side of the family consists primarily of shitlordy farm folk, save him and one of his brothers because they made poor decisions after coming to the city. My mom's side of the family is kind of the opposite; besides one cousin and my brothers and I, everbody's huge.  Thankfully today the shower is for that one cousin. She's always taken good care of herself. She had one kid years ago, got back in shape, and is now pregnant again. Of course all of our other female family members like to say it's because she got good "genetics". We're both thin when everyone else is planetary because "genetics" and they try to thin shame us at every family get-together. We are cousins with a trio of sisters. They range in size from small fat, to mini moon, to planet and they all gang up on me every time we're together. Last time, at one of their baby showers (gag), it was insinuated that I look like a little boy. I was told I have no boobs or curves to set me apart as a woman and they all laughed. I've grown up with this, I've never known how to respond. But today, it's going to be different. I'm sick of it. I don't intend to start anything on a day meant to be special for my favorite cousin, but I'm not going to take being insulted. I don't remember the shitlady's username, or even the thread I saw her comment in, but she said basically that whenever she gets thin shamed by fat bitches she just tells them "don't make me say it", and if they ask what "at least I'm not fat". Brilliant! This is what I'm arming myself with. Thank you, kind shitlady, for sharing your wisdom.