Oh my god just the entire image you sketched there. Straight from some grocery shopping horror show it seems. Luckily none of them moved/fell over and killed you on the spot! And yeah, I was quite amazed at those in-store remarks about not needing a hometrainer. I almost wanted to pretend to go full-triggered mode and start asking if he just assumed my fitness level. But that joke would probably have been lost on the ham.