My last memory of Longhorn is overhearing some big fat hams talking shit about me.  You're recommended to avoid undercooked meat while pregnant because you're at a higher risk for catching listeria.  It can take weeks for the effects to make it into your placenta.  I was already past my due date so I figured fuck it, I'm having a steak.  This baby will be out any second now.  I might've ordered well done anyway, I don't remember.  I definitely remember these obese cunts shaking their heads and loudly judging my food choice.  Probably couldn't tell I was overdue vs two days pregnant since I wasn't 300lbs like all the real womyn.