My coworker does some mental gymnastics Some fatlogic for y'all. So I've got a round, wide babyface; You can see the top of my cheekbones, but my cheeks take over the rest. My mom has it, my grandma has it, grandma's mom has it, and I'm sure the previous generations had it as well. My aunt, whoose collarbones can be used as coffee cups, has it (my cousin and I jokingly called her "lollipop" when we were younger cause she's a stick with a round head, but I digress). My mom even kept her babyface when she decided that anorexic alcoholic was in fashion (it wasn't). A coworker of mine has started to pork up. She still "only" uses large in her workclothes, but I'm pretty sure she's sneaking in some XL for extra space. I can wear small but prefer medium due to the bagginess. And bigger pockets. Somehow she and another coworker started talking about weight and weightgain, and idk how but it all ended with ".. but I'm just like Alpaca, so I'm not really that big tehee." Wait, what? Screw their conversation, I'm butting in. Apparently she figured that, since her face is round (which it wasn't before she started porking up) "just like mine", she's not really fat. Cause I have a round face, and I'm not fat. I'm not sure how her mental gymnastics explained away the difference in workclothes, maybe she hopes I look just like her beneath the bagginess. Unfortunately for her, her clothes are tight, not baggy. Since I have to work with this person until beetus claims her I decided to not pursue it any further. From what I've seen on FPH it would've been pointless. I did stare her down until she got uncomfortable, and the coworker she was talking to looked sceptical as fuck as well.