Just to put that in perspective; I have a friend who managed to get to 18 stone in 32 years of laziness and gluttony. He literally sat on his arse all day and ate ridiculous amounts of food ( i.e. Came back from a 3 course meal once and he immediately ate not one but four ham and cheese rolls. Four!). I simply cannot comprehend how she managed to put on 7 more stone than my mate in half the time! That level of greed and slovenliness is just mind boggling.