Fatties at concerts I've been home this summer and been fortunate enough to go to a bunch of concerts.  At every concert, there have been pods of oreogres to assault my senses and detract from the music.  I got lucky at the first couple of concerts, since there were none in my immediate vicinity – I was surrounded by humans, so the fatties were minimally disruptive.  They would get up and waddle in front of me to get more beetus from the snack bar, but whatever, I got to listen and view largely teehee unimpeded. Saturday, however, was the most egregious behavior I've ever seen, and I had no buffer from it.  My whole family went to Billy Joel's concert at Citizen's Bank Park, and there were fatties everywhere.  Trying to get into the stadium was like being in a cattle corral, with obeasts meandering toward the gate.  They didn't follow directions from event staff, so going through security took way longer than it needed to.  Once we got inside, they were everywhere.  Food stalls were open too, so the bustling was what I imagine a bazaar would be like, except shitty.  And the fatties by our seats weren't any better, either.  They were obviously drunk already, and they kept on downing beers throughout the night.  And as they got drunker, they got rowdier.  Standing up and "dancing" – causing their rolls to jiggle vomits – as well as getting really handsy with their neighbors.  Plenty of piggy foreplay that I did not need to see while I tried to enjoy Billy's music.  Side note on the piano man, I couldn't believe how overweight he is now, especially since he was a pretty handsome guy back in his prime.  And he sounded bad!  The whole night was just one bust after another, facilitated by the hordes of fats.  I'm still bothered by the fatties flaunting themselves. TLDR: Billy Joel has fallen from grace, and fatties ruin concert experiences.