I've seen this happen to more than a few guys, so it no longer shocks me to reconnect with someone from college only to find out they're anchored to some lard barge who only faintly resembles the slightly hammy girl they married.    These sows generally don't work but don't maintain the household either. Can barely be bothered to heat up hot dogs or macaroni to feed their little piglets after an "exhausting day" laying on the couch browsing Pintrest on their phones. I can't fathom the shame these guys must feel every time they come home after work, or when they invite an old friend over only to be bitched at in front of them by the bloated tick attached to their taint.