My fiance triggered an HR Ham at her job today. They don't even work in the same department! So my fiance works close to our home, so during lunch she'll come back and eat what I prepared. She comes back and gives me a look like 'Did you get my txt?' I say no since I was busy making her an avocado and cucumber salad, but she goes on to tell me she triggered some ham in HR that complained about her outfit being 'inappropriate' for work. My fiance works in accounting and sits at a desk most of the day. She wore a sundress with a cardigan and dark tights with black dress shoes. There was zero skin showing aside from her collarbones and she is 5'6" - almost 5'7" so she has very long legs. Supposedly her long legs triggered HR ham because she thought the dress was too 'short' even though it was just above her knee'.  HR ham was breaking the rules about not being allowed to wear flipflops to work, but she's a fat piece of shit, so I guess whatever?? I told my fiance to be proud she made the fat bitch jealous. She looked gorgeous while Captain Greaseball can't even lean down to tie her own sneakers, which is why she was in sandals in a work office. I really fucking hate fats. They constantly skinny shame even when they think they're not. Why can't they mind their own damn business?