Big Surprise on the way to the restroom I'm at work and got busy with end of the month craziness that absolutely had to be done. I realize all of the sudden that the water I'd been drinking has now got to me, so I finally can get up and use the restroom. Now, my office is mid-size and takes up half of the floor of the building. I don't really know what type of company occupies the other half as they recently moved in.  The floor only has one restroom for each gender and, at least for the women's restroom, there are only 3 stalls. Anyway, I go to rush to the restroom and coming around the corner is this HUGE fat man and I'm looking at him in shock and horror going into the restroom. But I'm thinking, "thank god, it's the men's restroom he's going into so I don't have to deal with that shit." Not 5 seconds later an equally humongous woman turns the corner to come into the ladies room. Fuck. I had no choice but to go in there since I really had to pee, but man did I go quickly!!! Once I saw it could only fit in the handicapped stall, I knew I definitely did not want to stick around!