I live with a fat and I need your help As the title suggests, I have been cursed.  I live mostly at my boyfriend's apartment and one of his roommates is a disgusting bag of lard.  It is off-campus housing, so all roommates are randoms and there are four total.  Hamplanet mostly stays at his girlfriend's house, except in the past few days. Hamblerina has bed bugs at her apartment so they have been staying here more often this past week.  I know this because the walls are PAPER THIN.  First, gross.  Those can live on your body and she's bringing them into THIS apartment now.  We have two dogs and carpet.  She wakes up every day and smokes a cigarette and touches my dog.  Ham, stay the fuck away from my dog.  Every time she comes into the common area, I put the dog in the bedroom. The past few days there have been unclaimed, dirty dishes in the sink.  I'm starting to suspect the bulk of them were from the hams. I made a lovely heart-shaped cake for valentine's day and there is a piece missing.  The work of a ham?  I think so, but I cannot prove anything.   I need advice on how to deal with this situation.  Please help, fellow shitlords.