Where can I find some of these "Elite Athlete" fats? Just curious because I see them referring to themselves as such on a very regular basis, but have never actually met any of them. I cycle, run, take part in martial arts/wrestled and played football growing up, and I'd never seen any of them... Typically when I see fats taking part in sports, they're either degenerate dregs that serve only to pay their $(x) a month/event to keep the lights on, or they're horrendously mediocre despite having years of experience and thousands of dollars dumped into the hobby. Can anyone provide me with some samples of such elite FAThletes (hahhahahahhahahah because they're fat but they're athletes get it guys it's cute hahahahhahhaa) so I can shit in their mouths via comment box learn from their experience?