Oh my god! You should see the hams I play with! They will like find any excuse not to play and make up stupid excuses like 'my wrist is sore', 'I need to switch reeds', I need to retune' or even 'oh, everyone else is playing it, it's alright if I skip this bit'. It's like WHY ARE YOU HERE??? In choir, these fat fucks don't even stand up to sing then complain they can't see the conductor because everyone is standing in front of them! One of the choirs I sing with sings with music on stage, I didn't know it was a thing to sing all cramped up on risers, with a fucking MUSIC STAND!!! God! If you really can't hold up your music for a piece, sing from fucking memory!!!  The part in all this that's really getting to me now though is their smell!!! It's just so pungent and sitting in close proximity to multiple fats is just really hard on the nose sometimes! I don't know why this hasn't always bothered me, or maybe there were just less fat people before, but it's really questioning my ongoing commitment to music!