My roommate the fucking obeast Hey ya'll I've been lurking a while and this is my first post. So here we go. I go to college and live in a small apartment with random roommate matching. This fat bitch moved in in October of last year with me. She's about 5 ft 2 inches and around 275-300 pounds. Very round... When she wears a belt it looks like the damn equator. I've read posts on here of others that also live with fat people.. I think ya'll can agree that the amount of gluttony, lies, and 'fat acceptance' bullshit you have to witness is infuriating. A few weeks ago I was chilling in the living room when she walks in. She tells me, "Oh yeah girl, I'm going to start being healthy starting this Wednesday. No more fried foods and junk food. I'm gonna get rid of my fry daddy."  (fyi a 'fry daddy' is a fryer kitchen appliance. I learned that when I met her.) I said something positive along the lines of "Oh cool" or something. In my mind I knew shehog would never go through with it. Even the fact that she said she'd start "next Wednesday" made it all the more laughable for me. So Wednesday comes...Thursday comes...Friday comes... The fryer remains on the counter. She continues to shovel fast food and fried chicken in her face every time I see her. Surprise surprise right?  Her boyfriend is a normal sized dude who likes the "bbw" type, in other words, a fetishist. I often hear her straight up lose it and start a screaming match because he ate some of her food (he lives with her 90% of the time). He literally has to ask or even beg whenever he eats anything. She'll order pizza and start shoveling it in and I'll hear him say "Baby can I have a piece?". She'll hesitate and say "You can have one piece." WHILE SHE FUCKING EATS THE OTHER 7 PIECES.  I could go on and on and on. I just needed to rant and vent a little bit. My lease isn't up until July :/