A Shitlady from the grave After lurking here for a long time I finally decided to register just to share this story from my family.  Most of my family is rather lazy. As far as I know I'm the only daily gym rat with my siblings tagging along once a week or so but they are also very lean. Luckily for me, they are my partners in crime so to speak when it comes to fat people. We all can't stand them. But none the less, most of my family is at least slightly overweight to obese. Recently, my aunt, who we will call Beth, passed away at the ripe old age of 92. She was a nurse for many years at a very well known hospital and took care of herself all the way until death. She was never overweight her whole life. She also never had kids so she amassed a lot of capital over her life as did her husband.  My aunt slipped slowly into a form of lung failure after fighting it for years. It finally caught up to her so she knew her time was coming to an end. She was sharp as a tack til the day she died. Her will was well defined with most of us recieving large inheritances. Six figure inheritances. No one knew exactly until she died what everyone was getting. Since she knew she was dying, she went around her house and put sticky notes on the things in her house of value with instructions on who was allowed to take what. So my cousin, who is an obnoxious lazy bitch and on the same age bracket as myself and my siblings, did not inherit one penny. Not only that, but the best part was when we were going around her house and reading her sticky notes on who receives certain property, the only note we found with my lazy ass cousins name on it (let's just call her Jane) was on the 70's era exercise bike in her basement. It read, "I guess Jane can have this exercise bike." Even after death, she found a way to be a Shitlady. A role model for all of us. May she RIP.  TL;DR, aunt left fatty cousin out of the multi million dollar will and left her an exercise bike.