Shitlorded in public for the first time since grade school.  *Bonus: update on fatty whose car drags on her side. I walk my dogs every morning before I head out to work.  This morning whilst walking my dogs I noticed a car enter the subdivsion (speed limit 20mph) going about double the speed limit.  My subdivision has very narrow streets which are mostly 1 way and has no sidewalks so I typically walk off to the side.  This gargantuan eat beast was going so fast I almost had to jump out of the way.  I yelled "SLOW DOWN!" after I noticed her window down.  I didnt get so much as a brake light as she flew right past me and my 2 dogs.  Because most of the streets are one way I was able to walk across the park and catch right up.  I noticed she was parked in a no parking zone (too fucking lazy to park 10 feet away.)  I declared, "its not enough to speed but you also have to park in a no parking zone too?"  She yelled some obscenities to me and I responded "Go eat another cheeseburger Hamantha!"  She then let out some other inaudible screams to which I replied "whatever you say Fatty two tons!"   It was glorious to say the least.     And to my update about the monstrosity that is my down the street neighbor.  Once again I was walking my dogs the other night when I noticed there was some sort of meeting in the clubhouse (presumably for the pool committee)  I noticed she had driven her car instead of literally walking about 100 feet from her house.  Three quarters of her right ass cheek were hanging off the side of the chair; (which was the closest to the door)   She was emphatically waving her hands in the air like she was Mussolini.  I then proceeded around the back of the building and she was yelling and waving her arms as if to conjure a storm of milkshakes from the heavens.  I feel for the rest of the committee, having to deal with this Mayo-barge on a regular basis.