How do fatties explain drastic celebrity weight-loss for roles? Fatties often screech  "Diets and exercise don't work!"  O rly? Then how did actors like Christian Bale, Matthew McConaughey, Jared Leto, Mark Wahlberg, 50 Cent, Jake Gyllenhaal, Colin Farrell, and Matt Damon all manage to magically alter their genetics for their respective roles? "But those are all men! Women are naturally curvier and can't lose weight." You're right, those are all men, but actresses lose weight for roles too - Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Mila Kunis, Rooney Mara, Beyonce, and Jennifer Hudson are just a few. With all of these high profile, well documented weight loss stories so publicly available, how do fatties possibly think they can get away with their excuses and bullshit?