I'm not sure if anyone has ever had this thought before, but I have an idea. What if the Olympic Committee selected the host nation for the Olympics based on their obesity rate? I mean, it's an athletic event. It only makes sense to me. Obviously, the host country gets the benefits under the spotlight like insane tourism, major spending in hotels, stores, restaurants, etc. But what for the hammy countries? Maybe it would drive them to actually DO something about the lardasses sitting around doing nothing but gaining useless weight, disqualifying their country from a such an honor and opportunity.