How lardbeast tried to seduce me This happened more than 10 years ago at a house party. I was having good time, talking to some people etc. when a huge female buttergolem approached me with a weird question. This ~140kg creature asked if she can lean against me. I was confused and said that there's a pefectly fine wall she can lean against right behind me, and moved to the side so the obeast had access to it. She wasn't satisfied with my answer and left... ...only to come back after 15 minutes with a jar of honey and a spoon. She invited me to eat honey with her straight out of the jar with a fucking spoon! That's how this fupacabra thought flirting works. I was stunned and of course I refused. Every time I remember that sugar loving hamplanet, I feel disgust but also sadness at the same time...