Shitlorded a customer at work yesterday Im on mobile, and this is my first post but I just had to share my first intentional shitlording experience! So I work at a grocery store, I stock and cashier mainly. Yesterday I was stocking and had my pallet of goods right in the middle of the aisle. There was still room on one side large enough for a cart to be pushed through however. I notice a very large object coming towards me, it appeared to be female but this thing was so massive who knows. Blue mohawk paired with some gross tarp trying to be passed off as a lolita dress. It slowly waddles closer to where my pallet was and I popped around the corner and look at it right in the eye: "are you going to be able to fit through here?" I said this not in a sweet way either. Hams dont deserve customer service  THE GAP WAS WIDE ENOUGH FOR A GOD DAMN &SHOPPING CART* AND THEN SOME BUT IT ACTUALLY GAVE THOUGHT IF IT WOULD TRULY MAKE IT.  It made the gap, barley. I could see the look of concentration this thing had trying to look graceful scooting past my pallet.