REE goes the fatty I was on my work break yesterday (I work at a gym), and I decided to sit down in the gym's common area with a fellow gym worker (let's call him Ted). The common area is situated right next to the gymnasium, and it is immense. As soon as I sat down with him, he immediately told me to look over my shoulder, at the fat man sitting further behind me. Personally, I would not have called it a man... way too much tits to be a man (let's call it bitchtits). Bitchtits was sitting down with its laptop and its phone, dressed in officewear, and was apparently doing business on the phone.  Anyway, Ted tells me that bitchtits has been complaining over and over about the noise coming from the gymnasium. To be fair, it was noisy. The door was open, and people were playing badminton and cheering. However, this is a gym/rec center; it is supposed to be noisy. There is also a public library at less than 500m from my work. So I ask Ted if he said anything about the library to bitchtits, and that's when the monster blob gets up and waddles towards us.  "I know I could go to the library to do my work, but they are way too loud in there. I'm on the phone and I can't hear a thing." said bitchtits in the whiniest voice. "This is a public space and I have the right to conduct business here. They need to quiet down. I'm not screaming, I'm just asking for my fair share. Can we close the door to the gym?" "No we can't. It is way too hot in there, but you can move at the front of the common area where it is quieter" answers Ted. Bitchtits then proceeds complain about the noise or whatever. All I could hear was "REEEE me me me REEEE phone noise work REEEE unacceptable."   My break was just about done, so I got up and told him " You know it is a public space for them too, right? They have the right to cheer and have fun during the scheduled badminton time. You might be bothering them by constantly stopping their play to tell them to quiet down. That's the way it is. Sometimes people step on your feet, and sometimes you stomp on theirs." and walked away with Ted.   Not 5 min later, I look towards the gymnasium, and see bitchtits closing the door and waddles back to his seat.10 sec later, the door opens from the inside. So bitchtits goes back, and closes the door. But the door reopens and a chair get put to prevent the door from closing. Bitchtits puts the chair aside, and closes the door. So at that moment I got my supervisor and told him about the stupid childish tantrum bitchtits was throwing. I got busy after that so I didn't see how it all ended.  Maybe an hour later, I was catching up with some regulars in the common area. Bitchtits was still there. It stared at me without breaking contact for a good 10min, if not more. U mad fatty? REE REE the fit lady hurt your fee fee?