But...but...  even though I am 350lbs, I run 10 miles in 10 mins , eat 7 calories a day, and am a vegan-kin. You can't tell me I'm unhealthy even though I totally do all this stuff. My stomach bacteria is just on strike because I drank that vat of old fry grease that one time, because of that it makes me get 100000 calories out of a tomato.