Medieval Faire Fats So as the title suggests I went to the medieval faire for the first time just to see what it was all about yesterday. And oh my god, I knew it would be loaded with fats, but the amounts of sheer mass that greeted me was absolutely horrendous. Why these goblins think they look good in these revealing, tight clothes is beyond my comprehension. I'm not just talking about the females either, the fat guys wearing vests with no shirt and having big swords acting like they were strong just made me laugh. The one point that made me the most angry however was this group of real fat winners at life screaming obscenities about absolutely nothing when they were standing next to the children's play area. I get it, you're fat and your brain is so clogged you can't actually think or understand your surroundings past about 2 feet or your next meal, but come on. There is no reason to be screaming obscenities around children all under the age of 8. Sorry no real point to this just annoyed at stupid fats as usual.