So I need to know about the thing in the sidebar I really don't know, but I think it was 700 or 800lbs, somehow got a gastric bypass and this is the result - 300lbs of hanging flab? It's utterly horrifying but I can't stop looking at it. What are those two dark things hanging down from the udder area? WTF is going on? I don't know why I'm asking but does anyone know its story? I've never seen anything like it.