What is this...play doh? ..ugh, but it's so moist.  And what is that smell? Did something die in here?  Sir, that's a woman you're touching.  Oh, what the hell, guys? You didn't say I'd have to touch decomposing bodies, I thought this was regular women!  It's so gelatinous, gross. There seems to be a misunderstanding, this is a still a study of regular human attraction.  Ha ha, make fun of the blind guy.  I get it.  You guys owe me a real woman.