The year of an eatbeast:  Spring: I'm fat as fuck but it's normal because the holiday feasts' season is over, so no worries and maximum positivity! Summer: Damn I'm fat as fuck and everyone can see it and I'm too afraid to go outside, I'll just cry at home over how unfair the world is for real womyn Autumn: I'm still fat as fuck but now I can hide my rolls and pretend I'm a slender woman again. It's fatshion time! Winter: Wow I'm even more fat than before :( I'll just hide behind thanksgiving/xmas meals and eat away my shitty life  Rinse & Repeat