Subtle Shitlording at the Riverwalk... The family and I decided to play tourists in our own town last week so we decided to got to the Aquarium. Having sustained a knee injury at work, I cut back considerably on exercise, so getting out of the house and being active was something I really wanted to do. The whole trip was uneventful. We live in the south so seeing herds of fats is nothing new to us; However, one thing did catch my attention.  When we were walking to the Aquarium entrance via the Riverwalk Mall where we parked, I noticed this escalator. It may be hard to see, but it is almost half the width of a regular escalator. Next to it was a set of steps. To the right, out of frame in this pic is the path to the elevator. What's great is that there in no sign informing you that there is an elevator in close proximity. I stalled as long as I could in an attempt to watch some deathfats attempt to use it, but was whisked away by the kids who were anxious to see the fish!