My mom is a shitlording anesthesiology nurse I stop by the family every once in a while (ok, fine, every week) and lately I have been shitlording out in public.  I asked my mom to try to retell the story of the fat. A bit of background, mom is not used to patients pretending they are customers. In the words of my mom: "TF, I pray to god you do not become that. She was huge. The nurses had trouble putting in the catheter. Her abdomen was so swollen, we had to call in for radiology. She was not pregnant. She was in massive pain, and how we could measure the buscopan & voltaren  injection? After a while we decided to go for the butt, but hers was huge. She recieved pain management and water, after a few hours, because the fat dilutes most drugs, we got her prepped and ready.  All the while she was complaining about being hungry (after the painkillers hit)  She was suffering from gallstones. In people her age, that is very very rare. In fat it is very common."