And you just know it's the buttery kind.  Ranch bag of 94% fat free Act II popcorn evidently has 260kcal and 27 carbs.  The carbs make my mind explode.  You know that beast has diabetes.  Just doing some back of the envelope math, let's assume it's prediabetic only, with minimal insulin resistance.  I'd expect each bag to boost glucose by 40mg/dl. It is literally killing itself.