Account Deleted By User So, my dad hasn't been well for a while, and I've been visiting him in hospital a couple of nights a week. He was moved from oncology to a more general ward until he's strong enough to leave. So I finished work and packed my shit and head out to see him. It's about 9ish by the time I get there and usually it's very quiet which is nice to know since I don't want him being in any more discomfort than he already is.    But not today. No, today as I walked down the wing towards my dads room, I could hear loud screaming coming from the end of the hall. It sounded like a metal pan being slammed into metal.  "Nurse! Nuuuurse! Reee!" Oh fuck I knew it. I knew it already. They had moved that whale into his ward. Earlier in the week a fat fuck was screaming further down the hall and when I asked a nurse why he was shouting she said he was morbidly obese and cannot use the bathroom on his own.  As I walked further and just as I was reaching the focal point of the deafening squeals, a bedpan flew into the corridor from that same room.  A full bedpan The smell of it hit me as it happened, burning my eyes. I was completely disgusted. There was literally shit everywhere. "NURSE!!!" I turned the corner to look inside the room. And what I saw I can hardly bring myself to describe. It looked like a soft serve ice cream with hands and a head. It was filthy, wearing no clothes, and was glaring at me, like I just stole it's french fries. It was gasping for breath and its vast mounds of decayed flesh spilled over the hospital table. It didn't even look humanoid anymore. I couldn't distinguish where one limb started and another ended.   It's legs were sprawled out, and were dried and decayed so badly its skin was flaking onto its bed.  It's sheets were filthy and it's face flushed red, panting to get words of its cavernous mouth.  "You! Go get the fucking nurse! Can't you see the mess they left me in?" Just then the attending nurse rushed by me and looked into the room. Her eyes widened and I looked at her and I swear I saw fear. Blubber Mountain then continued a tirade of abuse, blaming her that he was now covered in filth. I saw this abomination of a creature scream at a young girl who was literally devoting her time to doing everything for this hambeast. I wanted to help so much. To Shitlord the fuck out of him. But she just ushered me out and closed the door. Left to clean up after the mess.  My dad was right next door. He said it had been going on for 4 hours.  I've talked to the his doctor who said he is going to be moved tomorrow. Apparently the pile of dung fractured its knee seven months ago and now he is not only immobile but refuses to leave. And there's people like my dad with cancer, or old people who have to put up with that shit. I felt awful. I volunteer at the Samaritans after leaving the shop some nights. I think I'll start volunteering at the hospital instead, they need all the help they can get. I'd never want to have to do that job, and resent even more that people's tax money goes to helping the worthless.  Sorry if this rant wasn't as upbeat or funny as my last few ones. I always find myself thinking now that hams are always the elephant in the room (literally), whose hilarious form and moronic antics always cheer me up. Especially when you humiliate them in public. But today, since it was my dad I just felt like shit that he or anyone else should put up with that crap.  Thanks if you got this far. Hope you never have to experience that yourselves.  TL;DR Vat of mayonnaise found in hospital. Turns out to be a fat fuck with zero hygiene and no human traits to speak of. 