I have mostly all but given up on the friendship (which pains me as he still messages me trying to meet up, but it's just not worth it. Hammy's all but isolated him from his actual own friends), but need to be at least civil as somehow this butterball has sway in potential free lance jobs I can get.  As for the No Fat Chicks shirt, I love the idea but the backlash would be too immense. I was thinking to wear a tailored but 'flowy' top that's slightly low cut without being slutty which shows off my décolletage and lovely clavicles (again, do bouldering my loves, the things it does to your body is just superb). It'll subtly trigger Hamatron as I doubt It's ever seen Its own clavicles, plus the top nips in a bit below my ribs and makes me look slightly Jessica Rabbity, even with "fried eggs for breasts" (another lovely "well meaning" comment by Hammy). Either that top or a classy 50s style wiggle dress. And heels if my right leg allows it. (I'm not conceited, but I do take pride in my legs and my décolletage.) I want It to silently REEE internally. And there's going be finger food. It'd be nice to trigger It to the point that It gorges Itself to death on canapes.