Witnessed a beautiful sight today and felt the need to share This afternoon I was at the local train station waiting for my train to arrive. The train opposite to the platform was departing in two minutes. A group of some ten people came running to the train at the last moment. Twenty seconds behind them was one more passenger, a bucket-o'-lard, desparately waddling as fast as he could to get to the train.  Everybody made it in time except this guy. He'd have to wait an entire hour for the next train to come. I sure hope he took that opportunity to exercise some more, but let's not be too optimistic here.