"It's probably not fat, it's a candida overgrowth" Plus bonus fat logic The other day I'm sitting in a restaurant for lunch when these two small fats come in and sit at the table next to me. They start the typical fat conversation about food and diets and then one of them dropped the most retarded piece of fat logic I have ever heard, it was so absurd and she continued to go on with it so much that I ordered a cup of coffee I didn't want just to sit at the table for a few more minutes and listen in. Here are the highlights I remembered from Fatty A: "If you're mostly fat around your belly. It is probably not fat. It's a candida overgrowth. It's a yeast infection not fat. It causes your belly to swell up! It's just like if you're baking with yeast!" "I read about it in medical journals." "You need to eat probiotics and get good gut bacteria. That eats up the yeast and will get rid of the swelling." "If your butt itches, you crotch itches, or if you're gassy or burping, or if you get irritable bowel syndrome. That is all from an candida overgrowth because of all the yeast." "It's from all the sugar and white bread. You have to cut out all sugar and white bread and most carbs unless they're whole grain." "Sugar kills! People aren't designed to consume sugar!" "They did an experiment in the 1950's about it. They fed cows nothing but sugar and of course all the cows died. But BIG SUGAR paid the farmers and government off to say the cows all died of something else." "It is all a conspiracy by BIG SUGAR and them getting us to eat things that aren't good for us." Bonus Fat Logic from Fatty B: "If you want to lose ten pounds real fast you need to eat a lot of hummus! It has a lot of calories in it but it doesn't matter because it has everything you need to get your body to start burning fat."