Triggering fatties by claiming to feel fat I've seen this everywhere online.  Land whales getting triggered when a fit woman claims to feel "fat" after eating something, gaining a single pound or just out of the blue.  This tells me that we should do it more just to piss them off. To test this, I deliberately went to the store (even though I didn't need anything) and I headed straight to the cookie aisle.  I wedged my phone between my cheek and shoulder so I could openly talk to myself without looking like I was insane or deliberately picking a fight, waited for a fatty to show up in the aisle (didn't take long), then started bitching to a nonexistent person that I wanted to buy some double-stuff Oreos, but I couldn't because I didn't want to gain weight.  Then I tried to pinch some belly fat, couldn't get any because I don't have any, and complained loudly that I needed to lose weight. The look on the cow's face was priceless.  She turned her cart around and hoofed on out of the aisle to the next one over.  I could barely keep from laughing out loud.  The second I left the area, she came right back in to get her Beetus, because god forbid she goes a single day without it.  After all, can't let her sugahs get too low.  There's no way she'll be able to wedge one of those greasy, stale excuses for cookies in her mouth without hearing my words echo in her lard encrusted ears.  Hopefully I've scarred her for life (which won't be too much longer considering she must have weighed 400 pounds). I'm going to have to do this every time I go shopping from now on.