@mmmmdonuts is lurking, downvoating everything ITT 😝 Eating donuts is one of my favorite ways of subtly shitlording at work. One time I killed a dozen Krispy Kreme’s with the only attractive girl at my company over the course of a day. I had 7 and she had 5. That was a mistake in retrospect. I felt very unwell after that much sugar. I’ve had milder hangovers after downing a fifth of JD in my younger days. Still. The looks of jealousy  from the hams were delicious.