What do you enjoy... ... to eat in front of fatties? I got to thinking today at lunch when me, the gf and a couple of people at work went out to lunch. People wanted to go to a new pizza place and why the hell not. I enjoy pizza  now and then. So me, the little gf shitlady and a couple of others decided to go. Que the buttertrain... "We want to go aswell!" ,says the ones who have been to the new place every lunch and night since it opened.  I think ok. This will be a long lunch. A very long lunch. We had the diabetic guy who destroys bathrooms, the 40-year old woman who stopped showering and the incredible lasy 50-year old who one day decided that her only job was to staple papers... Ok.  So we decided to walk there. The "others" humpf-and-frumps into a too small Skoda and takes off. It's a 800 metre walk... We get there first. Mostly because butterdriver turns left instead of right. The only turn he had to take... Anyway! Once there me and my precious little shitlady decided to hold of on ordering til the fatty-transport finally arrived. We wanted to match what they ordered and fucking eat it in their faces! So we did... and I might die... The first one (pregnant-man The Destroyer of Toilets) ordered a pizza with extra cheese and two sauces. The other two ordered cheesesallads (how is that a thing) and garlic bread and extra sauces. I'm guessing each extra sauce is about 500 kcal.  So me and my little love order the same thing. The obeast reeeee in delight. "The fit people eat as us!"  I devour the pizza and help my 5' girlfriend with the cheese... sallads... I'm a big guy! 6'4 and 225. I can eat a pizza. I don't eat much more that day. I felt so fuckin sick after eating that lunch. I leave some cheesy globs on my plate and gf leaves some cheesecubes drenched in sauce on our plates. One if the hammies ask us if we are going to eat more! And without an answer starts to dig in! I had to rush back to the work and destroy one of the toilets. My shitlady went home an hour early.  But it was fun to see the buttertrolls amazed that the fit and thin "eat the same as us!" Excuse me but I have to go take a shit or throw up again.