Similar thing happened to me last week. Short story time. Was driving down the road to work after lunch, and there was this ham planet standing (somehow) on the side of the road, playing on its phone with headphones on. It wasn't at a crosswalk, and there was just an open field on the other side of the road, so I figured it was waiting on a ride and didn't slow down as I approached. Then when I was about 20 feet away, the lard barge suddenly starts shuffling across the road without looking up from its phone. I slammed on my brakes and swerved into the other side of the road (no oncoming traffic at that moment) to avoid totaling my car on the two-legged cow. the biscuit behemoth didn't look up until I had swerved around it and was in the right lane again. Complete lack of care for itself life or the lives of others. its why they let themselves become so fat.