Account Deleted By User So let's say someday in the future there was a civil war between the fats and the shitlords. I believe the fats would win for the following reasons: advances in engineering would only make scooters more deadly, not to mention the enormous momentum of the deathfat wielding them Deathfats are enormous, and most self-defense bullets would not come close to penetrating their blubber. However, a single bullet would penetrate several shitlords because they are so skinny.  During tough times deathfats have over a year of calories in a very condensed form. Within weaks of a siege shitlords would be weak due to lack of consumption. Raw numbers: There are simply more deathfats than shitlords. For these reasons it is my hypothesis that although the shitlords would fight bravely, they would lose. If anyone knows of any professional research regarding this possibility please link in the comments. Thank you in advance for any input/criticism.