HA! Yes, self control is foreign to them. I bet it really burns their cookies to sit there and watch you eat your ice cream cone with your "great genetics" and "thin privilege".  No, I can't imagine eating that much. Went to lunch with some coworkers the other day who couldn't get over how little I ate and kept trying to force me to eat more. Dinner is my biggest meal of the day so I eat a very small breakfast and lunch. As a short shitlord it takes less calories to sustain me then others. Now they think I'm starving myself.