Bank fat with mustache Theres a fat woman at my bank that is gross.  Bad skin, bad hair with awful roots and a pronounced mustache. I swear her favorite thing to say is I can't help you with that. People can't always help being ugly but fat is a choice and so is obvious facial hair for women. She wears garish makeup but leaves the dark hairs on her face.  For God's sake put down the donuts and pick up Nair or some tweezers. Why waddle around grossly fat and looking like a beast?