It counted everything it "ate" (incorrectly, but, okay, let's pretend, huh?) It's not counting the seventy tons of "HFCS"-free juice and full-fat milk it's guzzling down for the extra 3000 calories every day. Not to mention all the "organic" "coffee" monstrosities it guzzles down. And this is even without actually counting the 4000 snacks a day that "don't count" because they're "so small".