The Irony of Chubby Cartwheels Hello fellow shitfolk. I will keep this post short because I want to go home and get stoned. Today I was browsing the web and decided to inflict some pain upon my eyes because I hate myself. Just kidding, I'm not a tub of lard so life is good. Anyways there is this website where dependapotomuses can buy "sexy" and "alluring" lace tarps called Chubby Cartwheels (like any of these fatass fucktards can do a cartwheel). While lurking through the gallery of guilt and shame, I noticed that these "models" are heavily photoshopped. These pictures were so badly photoshopped, it was obvious that the photo editor had no concept of human anatomy. For example, one hog in particular had its gut eliminated and its legs were clear up into its waist. I was honestly a bit surprised at the lengths these fatty fat fats go through to appear appealing, because of all the hoopla they spit, claiming pride and self acceptance. Further evidence that the living dead are liars and good for nothing. Happy April Fools Day, may your daily shitlording prevail.