The OP did say the pants were "hot pink"... Maybe their vision is compromised to where they might not see a dark brown brown branch on a brown path - or something ? Edit: and maybe get top wasn't spaghetti, and she did still wipe her mouth on two inches of fabric? And - because they walked so slow, OP didn't run out of energy ? <<< There's also that ..... But Fats are so stupid; hopefully one gets offended by the story