Ham student breaks my shitlad's school project.  (Photo in body of story) Earlier this morning I picked up my shitlad from an overnight function at his middle school. He was upset. I asked him why. His story is paraphrased here: This chubby girl picked up my prosthetic arm project and tried to use it without my permission. Her arm got stuck in it, so she started swinging it around trying to get it off. While doing this, she broke the string mounts. The arm: https://sli.mg/RO7Di7 He also reported that this ham's mother is a Hamplanet. So, yeah, that checks out. Edit: I forgot to add that the ham also got maple syrup on the arm, because of course it did.