If it wasn't for the fact that I hadn't seen my friend for a year (she's studying abroad and was only home for a week) then I'd have thrown them both out! I desperately wanted to see my friend though, especially as I'm basically housebound and rarely see anyone besides my husband or carer. I ended up kicking them both out much sooner than I'd have liked as it was but between my fury at the whale eating my husband's honey and the serious risk to my health (fatty had a cold and I'm immunocompromised) I didn't want them around too long. I've made it clear to my friend that if she ever dares to bring her sister to my home again then I will never speak to her again.  I'm pretty sure she won't bring her again as she was utterly mortified by her sister's behaviour. She couldn't apologise enough and even sent us a replacement jar of honey. She clearly felt bad about the whole thing! Thank you too! Hopefully the mega course of antibiotics I'm on will finally get rid of this abscess!! I appreciate your well wishes though <3