Disneyland: SCOOTYPUFF EDITION Shitlords and ladies, welcome to Disneyland, California, the most obese place on earth. A few friends (all shitlords/ladies) and I had the day off recently so we decided to drive over to disneyland to hang out and hit a few rides. As we were getting our discounted tickets activated, I noticed a building off to the side with a large sign that said "concierge vehicles" (AKA "the scootypuff depot"). Suddenly I hear a voice from behind me exclaiming "Wow! My back feels better already!" and I turn around to see these two whales:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12753.jpg I notice a third fat has also recently acquired a scootypuff:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12756.jpg Finally, our tickets are activated and we can go to the entrance. Sweet. We run into these two again:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12757.jpg Bonus smallfat outside the gate:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12758.jpg A short while later, I stumble upon the largest beast I have seen up to that point in the day:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12759.jpg I took a photo of this fatass after he nearly ran my friend over:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12760.jpg Here is another beast admiring the thin genetics of our natives:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12761.jpg Some obeasts travel in packs for protection against dangerous shitpeople:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12762.jpg This planet is so fucking fat it had to LIFT ONE OF THE ARMRESTS TO FIT IN THE CHAIR:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12763.jpg Same goes for this beast, notice the armrest is raised on the right side:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12765.jpg My feet had a close call with the wheels of this whale:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12768.jpg OH NO! A scootypuff lost its fatass! How could this happen?!  https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12769.jpg This fat has mouse ears, but there was one I saw that had dumbo ears on that I sadly couldn't get a picture of:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12770.jpg Why is it that NFL fans always seem fat?  https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12771.jpg GASP! Another scootypuff abandoned by its owner!:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12772.jpg This one might've caught me taking a picture of it:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12773.jpg Bonus appearance by Quasimodo, the hunchback of Notre Dame!  https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12776.jpg Bonus #2: Tumblrina with elbow fupas:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12777.jpg Bonus #3: Friendly reminder that crop tops are NOT for fucking everyone:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/51ce410c12/12778.jpg   If you've made it this far, you deserve some eye bleach! For those who like sunsets For those who like humans For those who like Arnold