Fun happenings on the train I was waiting for the subway today and suddenly two female hams - one planet and one moon - walked by. There were only small decorative seats at the station, one of which I was sitting on, and they were too small for the hamplanet's offensively massive ass. So the planet had to stand for five or so minutes while waiting for the train. When the train came, I walked in and sat in a seat so that my neighbors on each side were exactly one seat away. The planet got into the same car (with her moon in close orbit), and looked at me in disgust for "taking her seat" while I smirked, pretending to play with my phone. She then tried to squeeze into a seat right between two normal-sized people. The two shitlords on each side were visibly uncomfortable and frowned at her while trying to squirm away. Out of options, the planet gave a loud huff, stood up, and waddled further into the train to find another seat. I looked in her direction - there were none.