Movie theaters are disgusting I took my kids to see the new Lego movie over the weekend.  Obviously, my family of shitlords did not buy a bunch of overpriced junk food to sustain us for the 2 hours we'd be in there.  We, unfortunately, were in the vast minority. The sound of wrappers, munching, and slurping paired with the stink of popcorn strongly detracted from the experience.  One particularly egregious fatty in the row in front of me had that larry-the-cable-fat look about him.  He bought one of those tubs of popcorn bigger than his fat head for him and his two little piglets who weren't much older than my own boys (under 10).  This fat piece of shit demolished the container almost before the previews were over, but waited until about 10 minutes into the movie to get up once to get a free refill on his gallon container of popcorn and half-gallon soda, disrupting everyone around us in the process.  I made sure to voice my digust to my son loud enough for this fat shit to hear.  I hope he did. When he got back, he made one of those "I'm not fat" half-hearted gestures to share it, but naturally no one else in his hamily wanted any more so he took it upon himself to finish the second tub almost entirely by himself. I couldn't fucking believe it when he got up a second time with his feed bucket.  Surely he must just be going to the restroom, I thought.  Nope.  Fat ass came back with a third gallon tub of popcorn and proceed to snarf it down like a starving Berkshire. I would pay extra for a movie theater where snacks were not allowed.  Fucking fats ruin everything.