Calling all Seattle area shitlords and shitladies! /u/oreovegan and I will be participating in the Lard Butt 1k June 11th in Seattle and we invite all shitlords and shitladies to join! It may only be a 1k, but the obstacles are what make this course a true gem. Navigate through seas of land whales, Walmart waddlers, and donut chasers to the finish.  Still not convinced? Think of the Internet points you'll be able to aquire from taking pictures of the never elusive SJW butter huffer fighting the 500lb blob over the last box of sprinkled triple glazed donuts. The waddlers dressed as bronies showing how hard they work out while drinking a melted McFlurry wondering why with their active lifestyle they can't lose weight.  Do your community proud, stand up for fit! On June 11th the hams will cry themselves to sleep.   PM me or /u/oreovegan