Fatties in the gym - January is coming. I've seen a lot of posts on here lately about fats being fatties in the gym. I get it. I saw a tubblr-lubbr in my gym today too. There is nothing more disgusting than their jiggly fupas dancing all over the treadmill while walking at 2.5 mph.  But you all need to get prepared.  January is coming.  You think it's bad now? Steel yourself against the bloodbath that is January 1st. Get ready for some early morning workouts, or super late nights if that floats your boat. Just do anything to avoid that 5pm rush. I still have nightmares about the time I walked in last Jan to find every bench (yes EVERY BENCH) taken up by lards doing fucking bicep curls. Yeah, that's what you need to be doing to get in shape, you fatass. Sitting down. On one of my precious benches. Fuck yourselves. I recommend going even more in the final weeks of December you have left. Savor the emptiness. Admire your fellow fitties. Milk those lifts. Punch out a few extra miles on the treadmill. Make the most of the time remaining - because January is coming. And it is dark and full of terrors.