Fatties, Fatties Fucking Everywhere - Fat Safari Post Hello dear Shitlords and Shitladies! My area is full of fat shits, more often dressed terribly - either in something too tight and showing all their rolls or dressed like the thin person they wish they were. It is so disheartening to know that whenever I leave the house all I will see is the fuck ugly result of the obesity epidemic. Walking down the street today in my favorite pink hotpants and heels I felt and looked awesome (if I say so myself) and I had a lot of people looking at me, being a thin shitlady is damn awesome. The bonus of this fatty fuck land is that I get to trigger fats just by existing, just by walking down the street - it warms my cold, black shitlady heart! <3  So, I did a fat safari for you guys, I didn't get all of the horrid fatties that I saw today but I hope you enjoy this post. I love you guys! <3  Before I had even got into the town centre, crossing the road I had a massive fat moomie in my way, the label sticking out said "XL". I find the way her legs are smashed together near the knee horrifying, I couldn't live with myself if i was that lumpy! Then I saw this pregnant looking man and the only thought crossing my mind was "fuck no". That gut is disgusting and he had been leering at me as I walked past. Fuck no you fat fuck, as if you have a chance with me!  Wonder why it needs a cane to walk? - YOU FUCKED UP YOUR OWN KNEES YOU FAT SHIT.  This blob was sat outside of Greggs watching people walking past. There is NO excuse for being fat, not even disability! I am on many medications that fats say make them gain weight for my severe mental health issues, I am just here like "no bitch you are the one stuffing your mouth!". Not surprised there was a blob friend. Fat cannot just magically appear on your body, if that happened you would need to call the scientists because you would be breaking the law of thermodynamics (remember this you fat fuck lurkers!), you have to consume the calories. Why is that so hard for people to understand! CICO is all you need to lose weight and maintain a healthy weight. Those leggings must be made of special unbreakable material to cope with this fatass!, so fucking repulsive. She had a massive belly hanging down. I don't know what the fuck this older blob is wearing.  This blob was just awful, the fat hanging over the back of her knees was disgusting. I pity that child having that thing for a mother. This grouping of blobbies were hanging around and stinking up the place, the one on the right was extra gross but I was glad she was wearing that massive tarp, at least I didn't have to look at the rolls hiding beneath.  Tumblrina-esque fat shit and her pigfucker went past me a few times and he kept looking at me too, fuck off you pigfucker bastard.  Blobby moomie who went into Greggs to stuff her face. This fat was stuffing her face as well, fucking hell that belly is awful to look at, who the fuck would ever want to see that naked?! How does she live with herself!? Another fatty shoveling food down its gob Is this one a smallfat? - that gut is gross as hell. Perfect example of that horrible way fat hands face backwards. Gods I fucking HATE this, how can you live with the fact you have made you body so fat that your arms cannot be in the right position? She was a fuck ugly lump. This fatty bitch went into the supermarket on the hunt for beetus, fucking hell look at that fucking belly. Shitlords and ladies this is what I have to look at whenever I go out! :(  Those legs are horrible! - sorry for this one being potato quality! She had really fat hips and thighs, awful to have to see! The checkout workers are fat and so are the customers. They love the store I was in because they can get lots of beetus really low cost, for example, for £2 you can get 24 bags of crisps (chips to you Americans! :) ). Milkshake is £1, multi pack biscuits for £1-£3 and microwave pizzas 2 for £1. This store has to be contributing to the fatty epidemic! I saved the best for last dear lovelies, this fat lumbered in and then it came and sat by me and my SO. She kept looking at me and giving me evils, I think I triggered this beast big time, I was in clothes she can only dream of wearing and SHOULD NEVER WEAR. She was with a manblob too and he kept ogling me too, I think it pissed her off. All I was doing was enjoying a rare slice of pizza! I cannot do anything without getting reactions like this, all I do is fucking exist. I am a shitlady unicorn in fatty fuck land, FPH is the only place where there are others who value fact, truth and logic above fee-fees, coddling and bullshit.  There are more "safaris" coming! <3 I have a great post in mind, I cannot wait to do it for you all! I am working on my kung-fu camera skills, if anyone has tips on taking photos secretly I would welcome them!