Being a shitlady makes me so happy. Today, three notable things happened. (Just you you all are aware I was verified on r***** but haven't gotten a chance to take a picture and send it in here.) I did a pull-up for the first time in my life! I'm so fucking happy. This really fat obnoxious guy I work with tried to talk/flirt with me and I was a total shitlady and it was great. The best part is that no one thought anything of it because no one can stand him. This guy is probably 280+ pounds and talks all the time about how he is a boxer (he takes a boxing class at surprise surprise PLANET FATNESS).  When my 250+ pound patient asked me if I went to the gym every day, I told him that I had never had a gym membership, I am just really strong from lifting fat people all day. I then proceeded to haul his fat ass onto my stretcher with ease.  Anyway, today was a good day. I am still really excited about the pull-ups. Fat people can't do those.