To the waddling deathfat that held up a line of traffic traveling at highway speeds this morning to cross the road Get hit by a fucking bus you waste of oxygen. I have NO idea why my city has crosswalks on this highway, but they do, this teehee deathfat piece of shit held up hundreds of cars today for 2 minutes so it could waddle across the road slowly. I considered running it down but there were too many witnesses. It wasn't carrying anything either so you know it wasn't going to work (implying fats work kek...), probably just taking the bus to McDonald's for breakfast #3 of the day.