"Muh too much shugahz" So, my smallfat aunt came for a visit over the weekend. I usually hate gossiping about my own family, but the shit that happened today was just too much of a typical fat thing not to post here. I got a pint of Ben&Jerry's in the freezer, and already ate a few spoonful of it, but it was still almost full. In the evening, I wanted to get some more of the ice cream, just to find the pint almost empty. There was less than an inch left. And who else could have done this except Fat Aunt? I don't mind sharing my food, but having a fatty gobble all of it up in one sitting isn't exactly a great feeling lmao. But whatever, she's our guest, right? I casually asked her if she liked the ice cream, and with that typical, constantly frowning fat face expression, she responded:  "Nah, it's way too sweet. I have to watch muh shugahz and I like spicy foods better anyway." Hammy decided she didn't like it, so obviously, the logical thing was to devour almost the whole pint at once.  Fatlogic always surprises me.