Fat Environmentalists I've come to the conclusion that out of all of the hamplanets, "environmentalists activists" are the worst.  A lot of fatties show up to climate change marches, pushing for the government/corporations/whatever because they have no self control. If they gave a shit about pollution they would eat stuff that came out of the ground instead of a non-recyclable package. If they drank water they'd need only one container. They bitch about how no clothes are in their size while ignoring the fact that more pesticides, dyes, fabric, and third world manual labour needs to be used just for them. They refuse to actually go out and plant trees or reduce their processed food consumption because to them the production of palm oil isn't at all harmful to the environment.  Hippo Crites!