Stairwell shitlording Comrades, I have been tortured by finals week, spirit crushed and sleep deprived. But alas I can say it's over. I decided to use my last bit of energy to go see my boyfriend at his campus apartment.  My mistake? Not checking to see if it's move in day. All the elevators are in use and I'm stuck with the stairs. Now this usually isn't an issue because he only lives on the 5th floor. But damn am I tired.  So off I go up the stairs following two small fats. (Bmi 28-30?). After a few flights I can hear their wheezing and just look on annoyed as hell. Plz god end this. Suddenly sir adipose looks back and with this surprised face says "look at you! How are you so chill when I can't even breathe?"  "Because I'm not fat." Shocked him and his fatmate long enough for me to pass them. That is all.