[Baiting] Awww Muh Knee Couple of weeks ago at work - I stood up awkwardly and started limping. A (fat) coworker asked if something was wrong with my knee.  My foot was asleep. And it was fine after 10 seconds. But I got to hear all about a fat's knee problems.  Rather than be annoyed, I had the ultimate inspiration - I should do this on purpose.  Objective: bait a fatty into saying "muh knee" or *"muh back"  Criteria: The plan: The result: It works EVERY time.  Obesity doesn't put you at "risk" for health problems - it's a certainty. You can look at a person for 3 seconds and name their health problems just like that.  Then laugh to yourself. Fats always take the bait.