Hahaha sorry to disappoint ;)   Nope, have never collided thankfully. Sometimes I've come close, or if there is a fence on their side where they can't move off the sidewalk I will move to the right so there is juuuust enough room for me to pass. But I give them a death stare because we both know this problem was 100% caused by their fatass gluttony and laziness. God I hate fat people so much.