Adham Douchingport Oh, where to start one this one...  I don't normally tell stories - most of my posts are fact-based observations and stuff - so sorry if I suck at telling stories. Anyway, the players here are my buddy, unimaginatively named Bud here, same height/weight as me (140 lbs, 5'11", 20 BMI) and Adham Douchingport (225, 5'9", 33 BMI).  Bud seems to be down on his luck a lot, a lot of things don't go the way they should for him.  And I can say, to an extent, the same for myself, truth be told.   Bud had a drug problem and goes to a methadone clinic on a daily basis because he is on the road to rid himself of the problem.  Adham is a fat fuck loser.  Bud gives him rides to the clinic because he has a similar drug issue, but that's where the similarities end.  Adham would cheat his methadone regimen (unlike Bud) and shoot up heroin every now and then.  The stupid part about it is that he is so fucking fat that he couldn't ever find a vein in his fat fucking piece of shit arm, so he would always shoot into his fat fucking piece of shit hand.  He would obviously miss the vein there, too, and would get huge bruises/abscesses, even though claiming he did it right.   Adham also had very bad psoriasis.  Psoriasis is a curse that I wouldn't wish upon anyone, as I, too, have it.  But I shower every day, so it's hardly noticeable - I never even have redness or flakes unless I skip a shower.  This butter barge, though, rarely showered, as is tradition of the mayo monsters, and had it all over himself.  Hands, neck folds, ugh. Adham occasionally would tell Bud, excitedly, that he thinks he lost weight.  Right before this incident which I am about to tell you about, he claimed to be down to 140, just like Bud.  Bud of course rolled his eyes.  Especially when reading what the link says a few days after. Adham's grandmother, who he lives with, gives him $20 / week to give to Bud for gas and such, which always happens to either get lost or "forgotten".  Also, ever since the carpooling has begun, a few things of Bud's have gone missing.  A nugget of weed or a comic book here and there...   Well, one day recently, they went to the clinic in the morning as per usual and saw a drug dealer trying to sell drugs right in front of the rehab clinic.  The audacity of that person...  Anyway, Adham lost his temper (as hams tend to do), pulled out a knife, and started threatening the dealer.  The dealer got rid of his stash and ran inside the clinic crying and hysterical.  The cops get called.   The cops arrest Adham for terroristic threats and acts because he wouldn't stop yelling the N word (the dealer was black) and had that big knife.  Bud is a calm and cool guy, so he just kind of stood back and watched the events unfold - he didn't participate in much capacity.  The cops and clinic people both don't believe Adham and Bud's story because the security footage didn't catch the dealer dealing, his drugs couldn't be found, and the other people who he tried to sell to had already left.  http://georgia.arrests.org/Arrests/Adam_Davenport_27140014/ The clinic bans Bud from ever coming back and tell him he should have been arrested, too. Side story: A few years ago, Adham was at some friend of his's place, and they were messing around with the guy's grandfather's old pistols.  Adham, the idiot that he is, managed to shoot the other guy in the fucking face.  AND THE GUY LIVED.  I'm not sure if it was intentional or not, but the guy that was shot believed it was.  And we will never know now because the guy conveniently died before ever going to court to testify against Adham for the incident due to something unrelated. Talk about getting away with murder...  You'd think something like that would set someone straight.   The especially stupid thing is if he just didn't repeat the N word a thousand times in the former incident and conducted himself just little more like a fucking adult the charge wouldn't have the weight of "terroristic threats".  We're talking 5 years in jail compared to 6 months from what I could research. Honestly, I'm only telling this story because I like to analyze life's events and try to learn from them in some way.  This chain of events isn't something you see every day.  My apologies if the story doesn't have enough hamminess in it.  Also, the link is public information.  If I've broken any rules I can remove it.  I always told Bud to stop hanging with that hambeast, but he's just a nice guy.  I literally texted him the day before the clinic incident saying he should cut that toxic person out of his life.