"Gimme Some Snack" part 2 I wrote this up yesterday. The same fat in the story saw me eating some peanut butter.  "Can I have some?" It asked.  In the past, I agreed. Even yesterday, I agreed. But having to type out why I'm being a giant pansy about it made me realize that I was being a giant pansy, so I came prepared.  "Why do you only decide to eat a snack when you see me snacking? You always ask me for snacks, too. We have free company snacks right there." I pointed over to a table not 3 meters away. "Why do you ask me for snacks when you have free snacks right there?" I caught the Brigadier Mayo General off guard with that response. It replied, flustered: "I...well...I only think about snacks when I see you eating." "Okay, but why ask me for my snacks?" "I...I...okay." And it literally dropped its head. Oh sweet Brodin, it was shamed.