The noises are getting to me Why do hambeasts feel the need to eat like savages? My job requires me to be in a truck with 2 people for hours on end and I've had it with these fat fucks eating every meal no matter how clean, like they were a starved dog going at a plate of spaghetti. The lip smacks, the snorts, the hyperventilation when anyone mentions lunch.  I'd like one of these creatures to give me a legitimate reason as to why every one of them eats every meal like a bowl of soup. HOW DO YOU SLURP A FUCKING SANDWICH FATTY?  Had to vent, shit lords. Since I started writing this he's finished his second "brought from home" subway sub of the morning. Now he is snoring while 100% awake. Deep snores too, please help.