Valentines Hog Yesterday we went to the drug store to buy chocolate. I'll get something, eat one piece, not eat the rest, and throw it out. Might as well do this when it's 50% off.  Anyway, we go into the store and a hog was waddling around the leftover candy section furiously depositing large chocolate hearts into his cart. He had about six when we saw him. There was one left on the shelf. I figured we would buy it. He saw us, furiously grabbed it and threw it in his cart and almost ran away (you know he couldn't run. He was as wide as he was tall.) That was the last of the candy.  Shitlord husband and I were in awe, left the store, and laughed in the car. You don't see that every day.