The claim that they want a 6 ft adonis while shitting on men who are 6 ft adonises bc they are shallow for not picking them; makes no sense.  "SOMEONE SEND ME A MAN WHO WILL DO MY NAILS AND CURL MY HAIR AND GIVE ME LOTS OF MONEY WITH ABS AND HE HAS TO BE LIKE CHRIS EVANS AND I WANT A FUCKING DADDY WHO WILL GIVE ME ROUGH SEX BUT STILL TREAT ME LIKE A QUEEN FUCK FIFTY SHADES OF GRAY THAT'S AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP BUT IM GOING TO READ IT BECAUSE IT MAKES ME WET I WANT A MAN LIKE THAT BUT I DON'T WANT A MAN LIKE THAT."