Fat fuck feeding birds Hey ya'll, it's been a while since I've posted. I wanted to tell you all about what happened yesterday.   I'm on a dragon boat team, and we had practice yesterday morning for a couple hours out on the water. Our team paddles on a river, so we can clearly see each side of the banks if we were to look while on a break from paddling. On our final break of the practice, we pass a parking lot. Standing at the riverbank in the parking lot is this fat piece of shit with an absolutely full grocery bag. The planet is tossing huge chunks of his old stale bread out into the river, feeding the Canada geese.  I'm sure most of us know at this point that bread should not be fed to birds. It has no benefit to them, fills their stomachs, and is probably moldy, which is really bad for them. My seat partner and I start muttering to each other about how this thing is a fucking moron. Not wanting to get the team in shit, I ask our coach if I can yell at the guy. Before he even can respond, my environmentalist seat partner yells "BREAD IS BAD FOR BIRDS". The fucking shit laughs to himself, "teehee," and continues fucking feeding the birds. I was so pissed. Sadly, we didn't go over to start shit with him after we got off the boat because I'm pretty sure he was gone. I hope one of the geese attacked him, they're goddamn vicious. DON'T FEED WILD ANIMALS, FOR FUCKS SAKE, PEOPLE. Here's a good link about bird nutrition. http://erie.wbu.com/content/show/46014