Have I got a story for yous guys! How rude! So I'm in a leg cast. I was out and about with my better half and decided that I wanted to go into a Walmart because I needed a couple of things and I just needed to get out of the house because I'm climbing the walls. Otherwise, you wouldn't catch me dead in that damned shithole!. So my wife pulls up to the front and lets me out. I am on crutches and go to find me one of those scooty puffs. I've never used one but bygawd I was gonna use one on this day!  I see only one parked in the entryway and I start hobbling on my crutches towards it. As I get about five feet from it this fatty came screaming: "Wait a minute!! Hold on!! Wait!!" as she made her way to it. I assumed she forgot her purse on it or something. No problem. Then this low IQ animal jumps on it and takes off. I said: "You dirty bitch!" All of a sudden, two men and a women come out of a door on the side of the entryway, that I'm assuming is the security room, and they go after this fatopotamus.  Next thing I know, As I am turning to make my way out of the store on crutches, here comes one of the security men on the scooty puff and delivers it to me and he apologizes and tells me that she will be dealt with. I thanked this hero and pulled away and then I see the other man and the woman security walking with this fat filth and as I passed the security woman told me that this woman will be banned from this store. I said "good! We dont need selfish trash like that in our community" and thanked her. I then I went on about my day. I was pleasantly surprised that it worked out this way because rarely is there much justice in this clown world.