Vegetables are offensive I was at a party on Friday with my partner and a bunch of friends. We were talking about the rainy weather and I mentioned that I was happy it stopped for a day so I could do more work on my vegi garden. A fat at the party scrunched up his face, a dehydrated apple sort of look, and huffed. "Why would you waste so much time on a bunch of vegetables? Seems like a waste."  Really? Growing fresh food is a waste. Ok then, I thought you fat fucks liked food, but I guess only when it's processed to shit.