Speaking of crabs, I love crab, but I get infinite amounts of shit for not dipping them in butter. "Where's your butter at Wienerfarts?"   10b  "I don't need any." "Oh you don't have to be embarrassed to eat in front of us! Here, you can have some of mine." "I really just don't like how it tastes. I like the crab on its own." "But it makes it taste so much better!" No,  289d   your taste buds are just rotted out. Some of them will get a bowl of butter and let the crab soak in it.