A ham versus the doctors office So today I went to the doctor for my pre op appointment after tearing my ligaments in my ankle. I am sitting in the waiting room and on mobile (sorry for any formatting errors) when I see this lump on the other side of the room from me.  At first I ignore Jabba, but then he starts huffing and puffing almost like a woman who is giving birth. He is having trouble exhaling and being very loud about it. At this point I am trying to focus on anything else but this thing in the corner.  Then after getting up and walking to clarify my insurance information the butterhuffer takes out his phone and calls someone on speaker.  It was the doctors office we are currently at. He couldn't take the two seconds to hop on his scooter and ask a question. This blob actually called the office that he was already at instead of talking to the receptionist.  I'm in complete disbelief right now. I can't imagine someone being that lazy to not even get up. If I can snag a picture, I'll post it in the comments. So. Fucking. Disgusting.  Edit: Picture will be uploaded after I get out of here. The entire time he has been complaining about his long wait.  Edit 2: Here is the picture. https://i.sli.mg/qHflM9.jpg