Fat v Fat: The US Presidential election Trump A former baseball athlete, now a fit2fat Hillary never did anything more strenuous than debate team, no wonder her husband wanted something more attractive Gary Johnson has competed in several Marathons and Ironman competitions, with pretty decent times given his age. He had a paragliding accident in his fifties which seemed to bring his marathon days to an end (he broke so many bones in his spine he's now 1.5 inches shorter), but he still runs regularly (picture is 4 years ago) and even wore running shoes to a television interview. Never before has the nation hated the nominees of the two major parties more. And never before have they both been so damn, pathetically fat.