I park about 1.5 miles away from my university because fuck paying for parking.  I then ride in to class in the morning and all about town through the day.  The excuses I hear from the fats is astounding some times.  They usually assume I'm their age or somewhere thereabouts.  Nope, I'm 15 years or older than you are college fatty and I'm still easily outpacing your fat ass all over campus.  Most of them are baffled at why I don't use the bus/shuttles or the elevators to get around (it's a big campus).