Right? If you find it that difficult to remember that you have an infant, please give it to someone who will remember that it exists and properly take care of it. Please. You did not "forget," and you did not "forget" that your stomach is covered in stretch marks, either. My stomach was about that bad--well, the upper part of my stomach was much better, but the lower part was worse, to the point that my beloved OB told me he used them like notches in a pattern when stitching me back up after my c-section, lol--and trust me, there has not been a minute while clothes shopping that I have "forgotten" that no one I'm not married or related to, or who is not a medical professional, will ever see my bare stomach again. When your skin has been that ruined, you do not forget. Unless you are an absolute moron, I guess, but again, if that's the case, please give that baby to someone who won't leave it in a car or let it play with broken glass or forget it's in the bathtub and walk away to see what Kim Kardashian has done on the internet now. (Yes, I hate this fat bitch...but I also just kinda want the baby, lol.) ETA: Also, you do not use that room "for storage." It is clearly the baby's playroom. Seriously. Let someone responsible have that baby. You are not ready.