What happened when I took an April Fools pastry box with vegetables inside to work? Pictures and the previous community comments can be found here: https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/comments/956674 The reactions from my colleagues depended, as one might expect, on their waistline. The running soccer-player shitlady loved it and happily ate some vegetables. The older not-slim-not-fat vegetarian woman thanked me for the food, calling it a nice surprise. The only person for whom I was present when they opened it was a tall young woman who knows she should lose about 15 pounds. Her reaction was relief that there were no donuts inside. She said she had had a donut the day before. Apparently she was concerned that a pastry would leap out of the box, down her throat, and into her hips. The crazy, annoying, hyper-allergic (wears a powered respirator at work, making her difficult to hear) BMI ~33 woman who brings pies and cakes every other day thought it was funny. I am constantly saying "no thanks" to her dessert offers. As for my Hamplanet Boss who needs to drop cigarettes and 100+ pounds... The vegetarian woman told HB I brought donuts. He walked over to my workstation and said "I hear you brought donuts." Me: "yes" HB: "Where did you get them? (I guess HB is an authority on donut shops) Me: "A local place near my home." HB: "Thanks." I never heard another word from him about it for the rest of the day. Although, when he put out the April schedule later that day, I hadn't received the day off I wanted to take my son to the doc for an annual physical. I do not know if the two are related. I never heard about the reaction of the hideous red-haired buttergolem receptionist. I do not speak to it.