Her roommate is a ham, I think I've been seeing this new girl and last night I went over to her place. Her roommate was out bowling and she was only coming back later. I haven't met her roommate yet but I'm pretty sure she's a ham. I woke up to the loudest snoring I've ever heard in my life coming from the other room. It was really fast breathing too. I figured her roommate was maybe just having a bad dream or something. I somehow managed to go back to sleep and was woken up by what sounded like a hippo walking to and from the bathroom. I'm still awake for a while when I hear the snoring start up again. Still the same speed. I pulled out my phone and counted 25 breaths per minute.