Fat-free weekend I spent some time this weekend with my daughter, attending her school Field Day and a birthday party with her.  It was obeast free and blissful, with only shitpeople around me. Ha just kidding.  This is Texas after all.  There are ALWAYS big obeasts EVERYWHERE. What baffled me this weekend is the sheer lack of control and shameless lusting after food these things displayed.  I have two examples. First, at Field Day.  I was volunteering and when we got to the 'popsicle station' (a break from the physical stations to let the kids cool off, they dig it and it's a small one).  My friend who is a teacher was handing them out to the children and we talked while they ate.  All the sudden this thing waddled up to us and wheezed that she wanted a popsicle.  My friend (not a shitlady but human) told her that they were for students only.  She stuttered that she was a volunteer and a teacher told her she could get one.  My friend was skeptical but ended up giving it one just to make it go away.  As it waddled away it's vollunteer badge was upside down and on its massive ass.  We had a good laugh.  How are they that self unaware?  She thankfully didn't run out of popsicles but she said if she did she'd go hunt that bitch down and make her explain why it was so damn important that she get a popsicle instead of all the kids.  I'm sure it was her low sugars. Secondly, at the birthday party.  The cake was to be passed out to all the children and then after my friend who is the birthday said that if there was any left, adults could have some.  Guess what type of person simply couldn't wait until all the kids got theirs?  It must have been 400 lbs and just as wide as it was tall.  I watched in horror as it waddled (still faster than I'm sure it's ever moved) over to the cake table and helped itself to a massive slice.  The hostess was too gracious to say anything but I sure would have.   I simply can't believe how greedy these things are.  The size of my daughter's peers was sad too, but that's another post.