"ITS GORMET!!!!" The hotel I'm staying at puts out a "hot" "breakfast" everyday at 7.  It's crap.  Rubbery eggs and plastic "sausage" coated in grease. This morning I was checking out at 5:30am to catch a flight. A pair of steers were in front of me arguing loudly with each other and the hotel.  The femayo was angered that breakfast didn't get put out until 7am.  Evidently their flight left the airport (45m away) at 7:15.  It was raging first at the desk clerk then at its beta.  It finally devolved into the sow dropping it's lard coated bulk onto a couch loud enough for a resounding CRACK of breaking particle board and shouting at its beta that it had planned poorly and they would be missing the flight because "AH WANT BREAKFAST! ITS GORMET!" They were really causing a scene, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other, red faced, until the clerk said "If you don't calm down I'm going to have to call the police." I checked out and when I left the sow was still sulking and refusing to get up, whispering angrily "NO! It's GORMET!  I'm staying for breakfast!"