Did a little facebook stalking of the plane cow's friends, what a fucking goldmine. So it's Saturday night and I've got no date, thought I'd share this shitshow with you lovely people! Fat has always been beautiful! Warning, vomit inducing Some kind of FA event, I don't know maybe feed the elephants? If this was the best I could look on my wedding day, I would kill myself. His intro proclaims he likes hotdogs. I don't know how the runway is still standing Whales thought they found the ocean. "Fat clever mermaid" Good advice, and her cover photo "Not a single flaw".  I beg to differ. You know she's going to trade that in for 20 corndogs. Maybe it thought the eyebrows would make the face look smaller in comparison? And, that's all the torture I can put myself through for now.