Hospital stories I squeezed some out of my mom ahah she doesn't know I'm on FPH, I just mentioned I keep randomly seeing stories about planet sized people. She gave me three.  First one was recent. A 600lb man died. She said she overheard the guys who carry the patients around asking who was going to the morgue that day. Someone told them "a 600 pound one." They gathered SIX of their strongest men. I asked my mom if they have a fat people lift and she said they do, but this thing looked like dough now that it was dead. There was no way they could even get it on the lift. And then I she added it that now the morgue has special tables for hamplanets because they don't fit it the little human sized cubbies. It's a special table to carry their weight. Apparently a normal table would completely sink in if they put this planet on it.  The second story was about a mini moon and her colosal excuse of a mother. Apparently she would tell her daughter that the hospital didn't feed her enough and the daughter went off and would buy her huge bags of candy as her "snacks." Her diabetes keep acting up and no one could figure out why until they found hidden bags of candy under pillow and bed sheets and everything. She got in trouble of course. Then on the day she left she was making them hurry up because she was going for pancakes at IHOP. My mom told her that she's not allowed to get pancakes. And the planet threw a fit so my mom reminded her to watch her sugar levels cuz it'd bring her back to the hospital. Usual "I know I know" excuses excuses. My mom was like "well guess what happened, to no one's suprise, she was back three hours later. Calling ahead that she's on her way to the emergency room from IHOP. I could not stop laughing at this.  The next one was your basic family inducing obesity story. High school student who couldn't move at all and the mother wondering why her child is eating so much. My mom made the funniest most serious face and says "well who's the one feeding him"  Extra story, average looking kid and tje mom thought her kid was "too skinny." My mom said the kid was overweight, football playing dude. The mother bought him second everything. Full, entire family sized meals. And the kid would wake up to throw up but ready for more at 7 am. His second dinner was at 3am