Hypocrital Dollar Store Hams. So today I went to the local dollar store to pick up some cheap Halloween candy, it's only the first of October but I like keeping a little bowl of candy corn around because it's my favorite thing about this time of year.  Anyway, I got in line to pay for my stuff and in front of me at the register are these two repulsive hams. One was a death fat, about 5'2" and at least 300 pounds, and the other was a bit a smaller but not small enough that I would have considered her a small fat. Oh, also both were wearing very tight clothing, I'm guessing leggings or maybe yoga pants that their Christmas ham legs filled out. Between there was five ham children, who were running and jumping and touching everything and annoying the piss out of every single person in the store.  So they're paying for their shit and the cashier asks them if they would like to make a donation to the local food bank by spending an extra dollar and then picking something off the register to put in a box to ship off to the food pantry. The ham says yes (shockingly) and all of the hamlets start spazzing out and asking if they could choose which food to donate. The options were a can of vegetable soup, a can of tuna, a package of instant potatoes, or a box of crackers. The children are still trying to pick when the bigger ham says "Give them the vegetable soup, it's good for them!" I actually laughed out loud at this, she was definitely not the right person to be giving advice on nutrition. She heard me and gave me this glare like how could I DARE say anything when I was carrying a bag of candy in my hand. Well, I have a BMI of 19.5 and unlike you I won't go home and eat all of this thirty minutes.  I just think it's ridiculous how often whales try to give out diet advice.