Remember when you were little and your mom put you in a skirt, but since you were little and she expected you to try cartwheels it was the kind with built-in shorts? At least that's what my mom did for me. . .  So this chick was wearing a short ass black dress and when she bent over there was a pair of built in shorts. But it was SOAKED. I actually feel my lip curling up in disgust right now just remembering it.  Plague is the perfect word, gf. It was awful, but oddly entertaining? I'm pretty sure we made a couple fairly uncomfortable with out shitlording. They were cool with it at first but I think they thought we took it too far. IMO, it wasn't far enough. Shame until the world is normal sized again.