Hams on the Train As someone who regularly commutes to London for various reasons, I am so sick of seeing so many fat people on the trains. These people will waddle onto the train and immediately claim four empty seats (two on each side facing inwards), spreading out their legs due to the force of their thighs against the seat pushing them apart. Then other people will get on the tubes, old frail women and sometimes even pregnant women, and these fat fucks will not give up their seats that they are slowly indenting as they somehow have convinced themselves they need so much room, as they can't stand up for any amount of time.  Fat privilege is being able to obnoxiously take up way too much room on a train without anyone being able to say anything because train seats (unlike airplanes) cannot be booked and there will be much whale tears about inciting fat hatred or some BS. Fatties, call it a day and get the blimp from now on.