FR: Fatty suffers heat exhaustion after playing Pokemon Go My campus has stops everywhere with a few gyms as well. My particular building and the route I take to it this semester doesn't have any stops though. So I went to walk around yesterday - Pokemon Go sounded more fun than staying indoors. Even in the shade it has been over 100*F every day for at least a month straight and of course I only see BeetusDew and VitaminWater rather than real fucking water in the hands of fatties. Who lives in the desert and doesn't walk around with a water bottle permanently attached? I forget deodorant and underwear more often than water. WTF. Anyways, one was slumped over at a table near the student union. I paid no mind, ain't my problem. Heading back to the garage, fatty is as red as a lobster and some poor campus employee with a golf cart is trying to make it talk or get up. AIt would kinda flail and seem like it was about to fall backwards whenever she approached it. I was staring pretty hard at the dumpster fire before me and she yelled, "Call an ambulance!" at me. Still ain't my problem. The obeast was still holding onto its iPhone. I kept walking. May Pokemon Go bring swift justice to all mayo bags.