"I'll buy this shirt and then wear it with purpose and conviction and everyone will finally know what a fun loving, red (clotted)blood woman I am!" "Uh, that won't work. You hate going outside." "Ok. I've got an idea. I'll take a selfie and you, like, photograph me at the same time, as if you saw me so confident and shit you had to capture the moment! " "(Urgh) Sure, you're my sister after all. Want to pose it in the back garden?" "Yeah. My knee hurts so I can't walk far. "