on its way to the sacrificial altar I'm outside, and watched an eatbeast roll by me down the sidewalk on its scootypuff. Spilling over both sides of the saddle, wearing shorts, and its legs were wound up to the knees with ace bandages. An obvious attempt to deal with its shitty Type 2 leg circulation. This time next year it'll lose its first hoof. Hilarious, but truthfully how fucking stupid and lazy do you have to be to see looming, utterly preventable disability on the horizon and not wake up and lose the goddamn weight? Pathetic and laughable, and clogging up the healthcare system for the rest of its miserable life.