Speaking of the zoo there was a ham earlier today that made the shitlady come out in my coworker. Her words as she was telling me about it: "He's all hunched over, shoveling it into his mouth and can't even be bother to unroll his napkin. He's just wiping his paws on the top on silverware roll. I swear to god it's like he's a hyena. That's what he is now, a fuckin' hyena."  I went out to look at who she was talking about and yeah, it was disgusting and just like a zoo animal.