And when you DO happen to go to Walmart (especially in the Deep South like where I live), it's an abomination. I was there earlier today picking up some cheap staples and I'm not even kidding when I say that out of the ~200+ random people I passed, MAYBE 3 weren't overweight. That's right, 3 humans in a sea of lardbeasts. What's crazy is that most of them wouldn't even consider themselves fat because of the super obese scooter whales combing the aisles, but when you objectively look around, pretty much EVERYONE had some kind of gut. At least it's good to know the overweight/obesity rate in the US is only ~75%, meaning there must be a lot of shitlords out there to balance out the ~99% overweight/obesity rate around here...