I was fat-shamed, I guess Hello dear shitlords! Something weird happened yesterday that I'd like to share with you. If there is anything that is unclear, I apologize. English is not my first language. Just to clear things up, I'm 5'4, 127lbs. I used to have a full-time job at a restaurant, where, naturally, I had to run around a lot. This, as well as doing exercises at home, led me to have a round booty and slightly trained thighs (think Beyoncé). Now that I attend college, I still work out to maintain my body. This is where the story begins. Yesterday, I bought a muffin from the cafeteria and walked around with a couple of friends and a hambeast, who unfortunately is a friend's friend. She's easily 5'7, 270lbs. Just as I was about to eat my muffin, that fat bitch looked at it, stared at my ass, looked at the muffin again, said "Your ass is too fat anyway", and literally took my food, put half of it in her disgusting mouth and gave the other half back to me.  I was so perplexed by this that I, as well as my friends, just looked at her and started laughing. [Edit: I just remembered that my friend said "What are you talking about? Her ass is great.", to which fattie replied "She could lose some weight", hence the laughter].  Now this would have been the perfect opportunity to shitlord her and so I'm sorry to disappoint you; I didn't. It was too unreal. The only thing I did was giving her the other half of the muffin (as if I'd still eat it after she touched it) and asking her to pay for it. Needless to say, she refused, because "We're friends now and friends share stuff". The only thing I did that's slightly shitlording was telling her that I didn't want to be friends with someone who basically steals my food (aka every fat person), and that her hideous hands touched the muffin which is why I didn't want to eat the other half of it. Now that I think about it, I get kind of angry. My friends thought it was hilarious, as did I. I wasn't hurt by her comment at all because it was just ridiculous. I don't even care about the money I wasted on this fatass. However, what really bothers me is her shamelessness. I haven't even known this planet for 10 minutes and she decides to eat my food AND call me fat?! Don't fat people realize how contradictory and embarrassing their behaviour is?! I wish I would have at least thrown the muffin in her hideous face. I was thin-shamed before but this creature took it to another level.