The weirdest part is that there's a ham who also wants the show at my expense. She's oblivious to the fact that i hate her almost as much as I hate this greasebeast. She deserves her own post though. The fact that she thinks she's in my league seriously makes me question my looks. But then I remember why girls like her like me. It's not everyday you find a knock off korean pop idol. :B She's a shitlady in training, sadly. At least she finds my FPH vocab colourful and entertaining. At this rate I'm going to be writing a full novel on the antics of the hams in my course.