This whale at work is the worst So there's this lady that I work with that is a complete landwhale.  She displays all the typical behavior of a hammate that has been mentioned endlessly here so I won't bother you with the details.  I was specifically disgusted with what she said the other day and had to bring it up here.  She was talking to a coworker that got lap band surgery recently (he was disgusting as well, has since lost 100lbs), and she said this...something that has since made me question what it is to be human.   She said, "Oh yeah, I got that surgery years ago.  It didn't work though, because I just ate around it." He asked what she meant by that....I was also intrigued what she meant. She said, "I just ate foods that would pass right through my stomach quickly and never make me feel full.  I ate a lot of ice cream, milkshakes, yogurt, frappucinos...stuff like that." I was appalled.  I...just...I don't know if I can go on like this knowing that people like this exist.  She paid thousands of dollars in order to not die early.  She went through countless hours of meetings, surgery, and recovery, in order to try to not die early.  She consciously undid all this by just "eating around" her weight loss surgery.  What in the actual fuck is wrong with people.