fats at trampoline park Good afternoon fellow shitpeople, I just got finished jumping at "Skyzone" a trampoline park in my area, its almost an hour away from my house so i've been postponing going but i finally did and had a blast! Those things definitely make you sweat but i feel great afterwards. The only problem was the fats. In the actual jump areas the people were relatively fit, only a few people/children that were a bit chubby; but as soon as you stepped out, fats galore. I saw at least 10 butterballs looking swollen in the tiny chairs provided in the seating areas they had. Munching on greasy pizza might I add. One particular fat was wearing a shirt that said "my warmup is your workout" though it was a bit difficult to read over the swollen fat rolls that were stretching it out. Why even come if you are just going to sit on your tubby ass the whole time. Ugh.