"She's so damn nosey!" So as mentioned before, I work in a uniform shop. We had two guys come from the same dept for new gear. And a lard bucket she mayo who came after- same town, different dept. One of the guys was so so proud of himself. He was fit as hell and boasted about losing 8 pants sizes. He was seriously wearing 38 waisted pants and he was one of those guys w big shoulders and a small waist. This dude looked fucking amazing. But anyway- huge pants, they were scrunched up everywhere bc I guess he had to wait to get new gear idk but he ordered compression shirts to wear and apparently this triggered lard bucket. She belittled him to no end! He ignored her and even I gave her looks like who the fuck are you to be saying shit to him. You're the one who looks like shit here. While we're helping this dude out with new stuff and getting catalogs for him, she mayo goes off to talk to dude #2 who's just a tad bit overweight. Not small fat Material yet but getting there if he doesn't watch it. She starts hitting on this dude! Like I could tell he was uncomfortable and he's answers were short. He was not interested at all. She kept asking questions and probing him. Fit guy hears her probing and then starts saying "she's so nosey! Don't be so nosey, sweetie. Damn! Isn't she nosey?" Asking me and when I get put on the spot like that, I get awkward and laugh. It's not my place to make a comment but even my boss starts jumping in to make comments but he's that type of guy. He's so sweet but likes giving you a hard time when he can. Hah. So I start laughing and shaking my head and she starts getting bothered. I mean yeah, she's being extremely nosey probing him. He obviously is not interested at all. Then the guys leave and the fit guy says "bye! Whatever your name is. Nosey chick. Just kidding. See yah around!" And I'm cracking up at the desk. I have my camelback bottle on me always and I had refilled while they were getting their stuff together and I'm off for round 2 since she's been there. She rolls her eyes at me as I walk to the water fountain and eyes me up and down on the way back. I thankfully have emails and other orders to catch up with so it was easy to ignore her but goddamn the look on her face about the whole ordeal after I agreed with fit guy about her being nosey. It was great. I also asked what he did, he was obviously lifting. But I was curious to hear what else he did since fatty mcfatterson was around. He's a vegetarian and she also tried belittling him with that. We were all interested tho so her comments didn't matter and I kind of waved at her to shut up while he happily told me his regimen Ahahahaha Bonus story: I don't remember if I mentioned it in the last post. We had a huge huge hog come in on our busiest day. Leaning over our counters on his soon to be final breath. Claimed to be a 60 something waist, was measured at 94" because of his Fupa hanging so low. My coworker had to call him and say they had nothing in his size and added in that he had zero suggestions for him. He wanted the popular, best stuff we have and it only goes up to 58. Still huge! But apparently that's wayyyy too small for this guy. He gets off the phone and I ask what the obeast said. My coworker goes "fuck if I know. (minics a mumbling, out of breath talk that makes zero sense but so much at the same time under the circumstances)" I bust out laughing. It was great. I laughed so hard, my co worker started cracking up.