My Father's Fatshaming Tactics I just remember something funny that happened when I was fat and a kid. My father used to sing this song and the lyrics were as follows. My little son, my little son, his belly, his belly is bigger than the athletics field of the Yuexiu mountain! My little son, my little son, his belly, his belly is bigger than the athletics field of the Yuexiu mountain! And this just went on and on and he sang it in Cantonese and to the tune of the March of the People's Liberation Army.  March of the PLA, the tune to which he sang the song begins at 1m29 仔仔個肚腩，肚腩大过越秀山個运动场 (Lyrics in Cantonese) It's fucking precious and I wished to share this with you all because remembering it brightened my day.