My Lard Barge of an English Professor is also a Feminist I've just had to listen to my butter golem English Professor preach about how amazing feminism is and how all men are horrible and terrible. Our current topic in class is gender. He immediately describes this idealistic and pure fantasy view of feminism while ignoring the rampant misandry, tribalism, and cult-like practices. When these major issues of the feminist movement were brought up he immediately brushed them off as "lies by the patriarchy to discredit the movement." He pushed the debunked wage gap myth and when I tried to correct him he just said: "we just won't talk about that." He even had the nerve to state that women who weren't feminists are "misogynists and chauvinists just like men." He pushed this notion that the behavioral differences between men and women are 100% learned. This is completely false, as is stated  here , men and women's brains are wired completely differently. He constantly criticized typical male behavior while praising typical female behavior. All communication problems in marriage were purely the fault of the man. "Men why can't you just be more like women" was the crux of his argument. Not once during the lecture did he criticize women, unless it was about women who weren't feminists.  He went on a spiel about hooters and strip clubs and how as men we should hold ourselves to a higher standard just because there aren't a lot of places like this that cater to women. I called him the no fun police and he got super pissed off saying "I'm against fun when it is the oppression of women."  Just like a feminist, he takes everything too god damn seriously. Hooters and strip clubs are not oppressing women. Funny enough he even pissed off some of the women in the class with his spiel against hooters and strip clubs.   Maby if he wasn't such a fatass he wouldn't have to suck up to feminism to get a woman. Doesn't he know that no woman wants a fat man?