Grubby "coworker" wants me to congratulate him for even thinking about losing weight So this guy(lets call him Grubber) is actually a postal worker and my building has him delivering stuff pretty much everyday, hence why I call him a coworker. I see him very often so I am polite and undramatic, obviously. Luckily, my department doesn't always have mail so I only see Grubber maybe 2-3 times a week, sometimes none at all if I'm lucky. Let me tell you what kind of a guy he is.. First and foremost, he's a huge tub of shit.. I'd guess anywhere from 300-350lbs.. He's maybe 5'10? I don't know how he got a job carrying shit all day.. He mistakes my politeness for potential friendship and even a chance at dating me.. Lol... Anyway he's one of those cringey dudes who always asks: "so how's your boyfriend doing?" even though he's never met my boyfriend nor do I ever bring him up so honestly this dude may as well be just asking "so, you single yet?". Gross. You can also tell he gives his "personality" a lot of credit, telling jokes no one but he laughs at.. I think you get the point. So Grubber comes in and does his usual "flirting" I guess you could call it. Calling me "lovely" or something.. He then complains that it is very hot as he does every time I see him.. He seriously lacks the self awareness to realize how embarrassingly fat he is. So we get to the juicy part.. He makes his delivery and I am short with words to get him out ASAP, but suddenly he starts talking about how he got a haircut recently. Okay? He continues to say that he thinks "when he starts losing weight" he will fit into it a bit better. Lolol wtf? I take an overall look at him and see there's no fucking weight loss so far.. I ask him how much he's lost and he admits "not enough to notice yet" LOL sure dude, you mean you haven't even started yet. I don't really respond after that because wtf, I'm not congratulating you on fucking thinking about losing weight.. Come back when you actually look different.. He keeps trying to talk about weight loss to me.. Dude.. Fats seriously need to shut up, I don't CARE that you're thinking about losing weight, just DO IT! After so many stupid compliment-fishing attempts I finally just tell him "well its a good idea, your life pretty much does nothing but benefit from weight loss so you may as well get started at some point". What the hell, fatties.. Why do you demand so much fucking attention for NOT EVEN getting started!? What do you honestly think this displays about your willpower? 100% know this fatass will be a forever fatass.