Shitlord professor Story time. One of my professors HAS to be a shitlord.  So in one of my classes, there's this behemoth of a subhuman. We're talking ~400lbs, as wide as it is tall. Scattered neckbeard and everything. Like, he's so fat that he literally has to hold his notebook up to his eyes to write notes, since I'm sure he can't see around all the fat covering his eyes. Things like this should not be allowed in classes, because they're just so distracting.  So back to the story. This basement dweller gets up in the middle of class EVERY DAY. Multiple times in the 1.25 hour class. Today it decided to wear shorts and a white tshirt, in 45 degree and rainy weather. Perfect to see every fat roll and cellulite on this guy. Anyway, he gets up today to leave, standing up to reveal a red circle under his short shorts where his giant ass obviously struggled to fit in the seat. My prof just looked him up and down and burst into laughter. This lead to most of the class just snickering.  And to top it off, every time fattie opened his maw to spew some dumb shit in discussion today, the prof just told him to shut up and raise his hand to talk, where as all the other kids just would start talking for discussion and he was fine with it.  Tl;dr prof laughs at behemoth in class and tells him to shut up whenever he talks