New roommates moving in... oh fuck Well fuck.  I live in a shared place close to a university.  Today I get home from the store (knowing some dudes are moving in today) and see what I presumed to be one of the new roommates (spoiler: of fucking course it wasn't you already know where this is fucking going, FUCK#$%*) unloading a car along with his normal sized dad.  First thing I see are his crisp, clean air forces.  Nice, I fucking love shoes (btw /v/sneakers is dead but it doesn't have to be), this guy actually takes care of his, this might be alright.  In the kitchen I'm greeted by a hot ass milf too.  Dope.  The dude from outside walks in with a box full of shit and I greet him too. "Oh, it's my brother moving in." How bad could it be right?  Dude is 6'5 and looks like an NBA star, didn't get a good look at the dad but he looked more built in the shoulders instead of the waist, the mom is a fucking milf and a half... then I met the brother.  Jesus fucking christ the brother.  We've all seen hippie haired 5'10 300+ lbs neckbeards so I'm not even gonna describe it.  Holy fucking hell though this guy is just what the fuck.  To top it all off he has some butt ugly fat people shoes on.  Fucking great. I give it a week till his room starts to stink up the hallway.  Dishes will go missing in two.  In a month or so he'll start loafting on laundry.  Fuck fuck fuck.  The landlord lives here but isn't a full out shitlord, fuck.  Doom is upon us. I've already lived with fat roommates but could use a refresher course on how to deal with 'em??