wait...100 extra lb added in 9 months? (100 lb) x (3500 kCal / lb) = 350,000 kCal needed to reach that extra girth (min).   9 months ~ 39 weeks ~ 273 days. that means that her "cundishuns" shoveled an extra ~1300 kCal of food down her gullet EACH AND EVERY DAY.  using 2000 kCal as a "normal" diet, that means she added an extra 2/3 of a day's intake EVERY DAY for 9 months. and these numbers are on the low side of the estimations.  reality is she probably doubled up her food consumption for an extended period.  2 full meals for breakfast.  2 full meals for lunch.  2 full meals for dinner.  Jesus the thought of that makes me sick.