My fat brother and his wife who's so fat I am actually ashamed to be seen in public with her came to visit me. I took them to an Italian restaurant and his wife tried to act like she was a picky eater there. Fine, whatever. I later took them to a hipster-y Japanese restaurant and my mini-planet sister in law ordered a pork belly ramen and fucking whined and picked at it because the pork belly was "too fatty" ( Yeah, right. Maybe she doesn't support cannibalism) and it had...gasp...saffron in it. SAFFRON!  She spent the entire visit pretending to be picky and now I can't tell if it's just because fat fuckers only like junk food or if she was just ashamed of being so much larger than me that she wanted to seem like she doesn't eat much. But oh, I know that bitch eats a lot. My dad (also a disgusting ham) went on a road trip with them and even his fat ass was shocked by how "they pulled over at almost every other exit to pick up some fast food."