“What that sign? Assault you say? Well okay, enjoy diabetes, heart disease, and an early death accompanied by 16 pall bearers lard arse. You know I get paid either way right? Don’t mistake my professional advice gleaned from a long and successful career in medicine with giving a fuck if your fat ass lives  50e   or dies, so waddle the fuck along and do what you like.” Always felt I should’ve studied medicine, I think I would’ve had a particularly good bedside manner.