Coaching Soccer vs a Fat Coach I coach my son's soccer team, and we had our first game today. He was as excited as a four year old could be, but as you may suspect this story is about to be ruined by a fatty.  The opposing coach wasn't quite at a butterball status, but give him two r three years and he will be.  This small fat showed up basically right at kickoff time; his entire team was already there, warming up with mine and everyone was having fun playing.   This guy apparently decided not to wear the nice t shirt provided by the league, favoring an old shabby shirt with mustard stains.  Appropriate, given that they were he yellow team. And if his tardiness and appearance were not enough, he spent the entire match yelling at his kids.  Bear in mind these kids are four years old.  He threatened to kick one kid off the field and not let him play because he missed a goal! Thanks for reading my rant, I just can't stand that this guy is going to turn kids off of soccer because he is a fat sack of shit who will either lose a leg to the beetus or blow his knees out carrying his huge carcass around.  I already notified the head of coaching in the league about it, so hopefully that helps.