I had a dream... I woke up this morning from a beautiful dream and I was so disappointed to have to turn off my alarm and accept reality. I dreamed that I was browsing fph and a shitizen had posted a link to a dating site called BeMine Inc. The logo was "BMI" with the tops of the M as the tops of a heart in the middle. It was so cute. It was a dating site where you had to get verified just like you do here with a time stamped full body photo, and only those meeting our same criteria could sign up for an account. Basically like the already existing beautiful people dating site but ugly people could still sign up if they were slim and fit, surely someone somewhere will think they're cute. From what I can recall It worked a lot like tinder but with a list of people with compatible bio info at the top. It wasn't exactly a shitlord or fat shame dating site so people who don't mind fatties but only want to date humans could still join up, but it was such a little utopia of hope and love.  Another part of the dream I browsed an album of cottage cheese bags squashed into beachwear so thanks a lot to you people who have been posting those and burning the disgusting images into my brain so I have to suffer the image in my own dreams. You sick, cheeky bastards. Still love you though. Anyway, I digress. We have all complained about dating in a fat world and wished we had a dating site like this, but I can't say I have ever had a literal dream about something so perfect. I felt so sad when I woke up but so happy with the brief experience I had to share. So if any shitizens out there knows about app design and so on, please make BeMine Inc. a reality. Please. I've been lucky so far in my life to dodge fatfishers and obeasts but there's a market here and us shitizens have needs! Not being assaulted by mayo dumpsters who think they have the right to speak to us let alone hit on us is one of those needs. Edit: spelling/grammar. Sorry I'm on mobile so my writing isn't as proper as I typically like...