Couch shopping and fat couches I recently bought a new house and needed better furniture to go with it. After saving some money I look at the 3 major furniture stores near me and find everything I wanted pretty quickly, except a decent couch.  The couches I found were actually fine. They felt good to sit on, were leather, and didn't cost a ridiculous amount. However,  they. Were. All. Made. For. Fat. People. "loveseats" that were the SAME WIDTH as a 90" human sized triple seater sofa were the only couches on the show floor. I found one gigantic single seater couch that was advertised as "bariatric". It could fit 4 of me on it. Are fats really so stupidly fat now they even ruin couches? I just wanted a leather recliner triple seater couch but no, I couldn't find one. Apparently none of them reclined as to have better support for the potential immense weight they'd be required to support.  Eventually I found a nice brown one in the corner of the store that had been there for almost 2 years and was heavily discounted. Nothing was wrong with it, except I guess they can't sell human sized couches anymore. I took it home and I'm sure it'll be happy not having a gigantic lard tub on top of it all the time. The sad part is I need another couch, and two more human single seaters. Looks like I'm ordering online, or looking for a non-STD ridden one on craigslist