How is anyone supposed to diet while working here?! One of the shitladies I work with is having womanly issues and needs surgery. She's been miserable months because she's essentially been on her period continuously and is in a lot of pain. She's told me she's found it difficult because she's been very emotional and has had to be very careful with the number of "monthly" cravings she gives in to, because they are currently constant cravings. We discussed this while sharing a bar of chocolate. She's having surgery soon, today was her last day at work. So, I decided to make her some cupcakes (her #1 craving) and put a few things likes books etc together for her, as well as getting everybody's personal recommendations for Netflix binges. I made enough cupcakes for everyone in our group - and I mean everyone. I've moved around/up in the company so I know a lot of people and a lot of people know my baking. I covered all bases. Last bit of background - we have had a lot of treats hanging around work lately as people bring back stuff when they return from holidays, there have been birthdays and going away parties etc etc. So, today I invited our group to spend ten minutes in the office sending off my shitlady office neighbour. She was pleased, thanked everyone for their Netflix recommendations and then I broke out the cupcakes. Cue the office lardass "OH MY FUCKING GAWD! HOW IS ANYONE SUPPOSED TO DIET WHILE WORKING HERE?!" She heaved herself out of the chair she had commandeered for this impromptu going away party and waddle-stalked back into her own office. We were all a little stunned but got over it and carried on with our day. Lardarse said no more and carried on as if nothing had happened. She then, over the course of the time between lunch and going home, made her way back into our office SIX separate times to take a cupcake. Answer: we control our diet while working here by controlling ourselves. Much the same way as you should control your diet anywhere else in the world.