A fool-proof metric to define someones character: Either you walk up or ride escalators This is highly effective at presenting someone's personality. We should judge people on the content of their character, so let’s judge people on their actions when travelling alone.  In the subway 80% of people would rather wait in a line for a crowded escalator than physically move their legs up the staircase beside them. This takes more time, but removes physical effort. Even better, there is an escalator at my work with two sets of elevators farther away; these people will walk a farther distance to the elevator and wait a longer period of time, just to ride the elevator to the first floor. These people are so lazy, so ingrained to not try that they are spending more effort, time and energy to avoid riding a staircase because of the idea of the staircase. They do not value or even fucking take notice their effort or time in their lives. These fucks are so lazy they won’t spend the effort to be better at laziness. This is how they treat themselves. This is how they act in their personal independent moments. You can guess how these people look, you knew straight from the title. These people will wait for an elevator to ascend one fucking floor instead of walking up the staircase literally behind them. This shows their true character and what you can expect from them. This is why we judge you fatties, you show us why you are not worth the time, you undermine your own sense of being, and it is shameful and disgusting.