Fat subordinate So I detailed my first encounter with this fatty in the comment section of this post.  link So anyways I'm writing this post while watching a diversity video HR thinks will make me more fat tolerant.  Really it's just teaching me not to use racial slurs in the workplace.   So apparently fatty has realized that she probably needs to diet.  She just started the Dr. Phil 20 diet today.  Here's the problem, we have a working lunch with a client tomorrow so we will be eating out.  She stopped by my office this morning(fucking open door policy) to let me know that she can't go to lunch tomorrow because it doesn't fit her new diet.  I told her, that's a big no go since she's in charge of this account.  I told her that she could either find something on the menu she could eat or bring a lunch and eat it before we go(so she doesn't have to eat).  I thought that I was very reasonable and went about my day.  Apparently I was wrong.  This ham from HR showed up right before lunch and told me that I can't tell my employees to starve themselves.  I told her that I honestly had no idea what she was talking about.  The rest of the conversation went like this: Ham: so you didn't tell a female employee to starve herself in order to lose weight?  Me: I promise you I don't have any idea what you're talking about.   Ham: Fatass told me that you said that if she wanted to lose weight on her diet she should just skip lunch.  You do realize that eating disorders are not a laughing matter.  Me:  I didn't.  I told her to eat lunch before we go to meet the client if nothing on the menu fits her diet.   So anyways that didn't work, aka they believed her since I have a "history" of fat shaming.  Then I got to meet with our CEO.  He was very annoyed,  not at me, but about the fact he had to listen to a 20 minute story about a ham behaving like a ham.  He told me that I can fire her if I want, but to create a paper trail so we can prove its not discrimination.  Aka give her shitty quarterly reviews and then fire her ass.   TLDR:  fatty lies.  Big fucking shocker.