The Annihilation of Dark Fats - Follow up to Dark Fat Theory Greetings, Shitknights and Shitdames.  I have gathered you all here this evening to address a follow up to my post yesterday, in which i postulated the existence of "dark fats", to account for certain phenomena in this subverse. If you are not familiar with my theory of Dark Fats, then please visit my previous post. https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/comments/810349 Now, some of you might be thinking, "what's the big deal with a bunch of lurking fats?", or "who cares about a big bunch of beetus bedeviled butter bison?" Well, let me tell you why you ought to care. Since, according to my calculation, these astronomical objects account for such an enormous sum of mass, they have actually caused the FPH subverse to begin collapsing in on itself. See, if nothing is done, the entire FPH subverse and all those who inhabit it will be sucked into a point of singularity containing immense pressure. Imagine being crushed by thousands of fat people sitting on you; that's what it will be like.  SO, what can we do to stop these dark fats from destroying us all? The solution is Anti-Fats. What are Anti-Fats you ask? Well, quite simply, they are you and I. The Shitpeople of this subverse. We ourselves are the antidote to the fat poison, the urine to the diabetic jellyfish sting, if you will. See, each one of us possesses the power to destroy a dark fat. Simply by interacting with a dark fat, we destroy it into oblivion, so that means we must trigger, bully, and shame like our lives depend on it, because they in fact do!!  Each time you send a fat crying to mcbeetus, you bring FPH one step closer to salvation!  So, my fellow shit people, LET'S GET THESE FATS!!!!!