Standing Around I get it. You're carrying around all this extra weight you yourself put onto your own body. You've distorted your shape beyond human. I get that it's extra weight, that it literally weighs you down. I get it, I do. I understand you don't exercise and every step you take brings out da condishuns. We're on the same page here. But can anyone tell me why, oh why, you keep choosing to stop for a breather in the middle of places where people are walking?  Yesterday, I saw an eatbeast the width of a subway door standing right in the doorway so that people had to file past him on one side only, slowing subway movement during stops. Then, when I got off the subway, another obeast was stopped on the right side of the staircase (where all the people going down were walking), so everyone had to move around it and slow down as they mingled with opposing pedestrian traffic...on a staircase, because those are safe to fuck with. This was during rush out. I said, "Move, pig" to her (in Korean, so she'd understand) as I squished past her.  We get it, you're out of shape and slowly becoming one with the sofa. Can you move the fuck out of the way in the meantime? Goddamnit, obeasts.