Unintentional shitlording at KFC Hi guys just something that happened yesterday night around quarter to 1 in the morning. I was out riding my Motorcycle with my Girlfriend since it was just way to hot during the day and it was the last time before her school starts again. So after sitting near a River for a while doing couple stuff I got hungry and decided to check if the next KFC had open, got there just in time before they close got my meal and sat down at the window next to the front door right where my bike was parked. There was a horribly parked BMW next to it and after a few minutes a gigantic beast and a moon walked outside. The Beast was so heavy I thought someone in the kitchen dropped something big when I first felt it footsteps when it stood up. The beast went to the passanger side of the BMW where my bike was and got close to my bike so I had a face of 50% fear it might touch my bike and 50% disgust when it almost slammed the door into my bike luckily she didn't touch my bike in any way. At that point I'm completely oblivious to how triggered that ham was as I was enjoying my coleslaw when I hear a banging on the window. It just stood there after the moon reversed out of the parking space it stepped out of the car just to bang on the window to look at me with a triggered face and make threatening gestures. sorry for the long story I'm not good at writing especially not in english. I'm glad it didn't see my laughing fit when she turned around to waddle towards the car.