First Shitlord for a long time. APOLOGIES, My phone had a meltdown so this may be a dupe. Mods please take note and can previous post if it was submitted in error. Anyway.. first an intro, I'm an Aussie. Ex footy player, 92 kg BMI 28, waist 90cm (36 inches for you seppo's). I ain't no fatty, I'm 52 and swim, run on a mill, kayak and ride the treadly to work about 20 km each way to my corporate job. My chest is 115cm, you younger folk would call me a greying  swole-bro. My six pack is long gone but still flat. My missus would kill me if I got fat and my son would sledge me mercilessly, the little shitling! Anyway like u lot I'm disgusted by the fats, we have a veritable plethora here in Sydney, Macca's, cheap sugars and carbs mean the beetus is regularly offered to the lord of fats. Generally my shitlord get is confined to shaking my head at the fats at the pool or giggling to my boy over a fatty we both saw. So.... Went shopping today and had a trolley full of groceries waiting at the elevator to the carpark. In my shopping centre there are no ramps or travelators so if u have a trolley u wait for the lift. So do the fats, they would rather wait for 5 or 6 minutes than walk up the stairs. Lazy cunts. So I get to the lift and there is a little Asian woman with a trolley and another Asian dude who is in the parlance of FPH a rotund globule, myopic and peering into his phone stinking out the lift lobby with his stinkum blocker (you know what I mean, they hide their stink under a mist of deodorant).  So the lift arrives and we all get in. I smile at the woman and society forces me to acknowledge the walking pillow. He's no more than 25 I'd think and no taller than 145cn but would weigh I reckon 70-75kg. I asked the human what floor and press her button and while I do this HR Puffinstuff says to (while I'm pushing the buttons) level 1 please. No prob normally but level 1 is only one level  up and before I could contain myself I blurted out "that's why your fat mate". The woman laughed, fatty started to ree but stopped himself when he had a good look at me. I grinned at him (you can't take it back right?). Fat fuckers ruin everything! Lol!!!!