Goddamnit. Why Canadian? WHY?! I remember when I was younger, and used to think, "Wow. All the women here are beautiful. Like, are there even ugly people that live here? I feel bad for other countries." Now it's more like, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. WHY? STOP. STOP IT. BAD. SHOO." Every time I step out the door. Hey, maybe I'll get to live my dream of being a famous Canadian model/actor; if for no other reason than for being above average by default. Thanks for lowering the bar, society.