So Many Hambeasts At My School Sup voat, you probably can see my username and it is the truth. There are so many stories of my interactions with fats that I can tell you about. If y'all wanna hear about them, then I'm totally willing to share. I don't interact with this lardbeast much but in one of my polisci classes there is this neckbeard of immense weight. His body looks like it was made with the MS Paint circle tool and his face looks like it was stung by a swarm of bees. Literally I think his body started running out of adipose tissue to store fat so it started storing it in his cheeks and forehead. Paradoxically I am always early to class and get there before he does, but I also never see him enter class. I am not sure how he walks. The most annoying thing about him though is the fact that he always speaks as if he's right even if it's clear that he's wrong. He always thinks he's doing the class a service to play the Devil's Advocate for literally every stance and issue and once said it's his job. God I couldn't have possibly conceived of a more annoying person if I tried to make one up.