Hamplanet nearly sinks boat I'm currently on holiday in a tropical paradise and today I went on an organized boat trip to see some small deserted islands. The boats used are very simple wooden boats with benches around the edges to seat 8 normal people, powered by a small motor and a sail for when it's windy. Anyway in the beginning of the tour, everyone had to walk to the boat from the beach through some thigh-high water with soft sand in the bottom. Everyone else was normal weight or slightly overweight at most,  except for one enormous morbidly obese hambeast. First of all we had to wait forever as the hambeast slowly and painfully waddled through the water in a huffing and puffing shitshow, way after everyone had already made it to the boat, climbed on, found a seat and set all our bags and stuff in their places. But it was when it actually got to the boat that shit went down. As it grabbed onto the ladder to hoist itself onto the boat, the entire boat nearly tipped over. Everyone screamed and the tour guides rushed to organize the rest of us onto the other side of the boat to balance out the weight so eatbeast could climb aboard. Through the whole tour we had to sit unevenly, with 5 people squashed on one side and 2 + obeast on the other. I just wanted to pull out a cowbell and start chanting "SHAME!" like in game of thrones. Oh and of course it had brought a whole bag of snacks for the way, munching on chips and drinking coke and declining the fresh coconut water and fruits that the guides handed out.