Fatty offended by kittens. I got a bunch of five-day-old kittens dumped on my lap because people are shitty and know that I am capable of hand-raising kittens. It's still an hour's work every four hours to get them fed, toileted, fed again and then put to sleep which is making a massive dent in my ability to live my day-to-day life but WHATEVER they're adorable. It's been a little over a week and they're doing really well except that one that died. They're round and happy and tottering around kinda. Anyway, I posted a picture of them asleep on my facebook being all circular and fuzzy and titled it 'fatty fat fatso kitties' and almost immediately fuckin' Bertha gets on my ass about how we were friends and I know how she feels about body positivity and that I should reconsider the language I use so casually and it's affect on others. I alerted her to the fact that if she's that deeply upset by objectively fat kittens then she needs to reconsider the state of her life but realistically that needs massive reconsideration anyway.