Approaching a Glutgantor = a Boss Fight from a Video Game I took my first pictures of a ham about a week ago: Picture 1 Picture 2 Notice the purple hair (towards the top)? The tight jeans? And yes, she had the famed nose ring too. Surprisingly, she didn't smell too bad, nor did she possess Feminazi glasses, however she walked slow as fuck and kept eyeing off people we passed. Moments prior, I was listening to this theme to reminisce of the good ol' Super Mario days with my NES: Link It thus occurred to me that approaching a hamplanet feels somewhat similar to the first boss you fight in any video game. Epic music plays, there's a sense of entertainment (in this case, laughter), and the boss is a joke in spite of the idea that it is something 'big' that you have to overcome - and that especially is how I felt. Everybody else I walked past were regular sized (normal enemies), and I had to cautiously make my way around the hamboss as to not be caught in her gaze. Not that I appear anything special, but the feeling of such a monster eyefucking you is.. :/  I wasn't going to upload them as they aren't that great (apologies, she kept looking at me menacingly, hence no ring shot), however, I figured some of you would be able to relate to my experience.