Right? We have pizza for dinner once a month or so, and since I bake a lot there is often cake or baked goods like brownies or cookie cake for dessert (there's a cake in the fridge right now, in fact, baked to celebrate the end of the school year). And I am a soda drinker (1/day, plus lots of water). So IMO there is nothing wrong with the food items themselves; the difference is that I have a slice and a half of (thin crust) pizza, and a sliver of cake, whereas you know this pig ate the entire large or extra-large pizza and then the entire cake, with tons of frosting, and washed it down with a whole 2-liter of Dew or whatever. In my house we're coming up on "Birthday month," in which my husband, my dad, my older daughter, and myself all have our birthdays within a four-week period. So there will be cake coming out of our ears...and we will end up throwing about half of each away, because even the five of us cannot consume that much cake that fast (especially not in the two days between Daughter's birthday and mine). Like you said, that's just not how you should eat every fucking day. By the end of Birthday Month we're all sick to death of cake, anyway.