Very quick story. Too fat for a bike taxi. I just watched two morbidly obese passengers force a bike taxi driver (like a cycle-powered rickshaw) to huff and puff on flat ground. Pedestrians passed them as he inched forward. The driver came to a slight incline and told them to get out, because there's no way he was pulling 700+ lbs up that 5 degree (at most) hill. I laughed my ass off watching the couple struggle to get off the small, stationary chariot, anticipating their struggle. When I explained to my girlfriend why I was laughing, she said the couple should pay double. :D