Ugh. Most of the 'regular' bath towels are more than large enough for me to wrap around myself with room to spare (or my fave - toss it over my shoulders like a fucking cape). Then, there are the fucking BEACH TOWELS, which I can probably wrap around myself about 3x over at minimum. If a beach towel cannot go around you, I think the problem is no longer the fault of the towel... After all, we don't hear pregnant (human) women complaining they can't wrap themselves in a towel...