The :p says you're joking, but I'm actually not sure which is the before here. Both look pretty fat and disgusting to me.  Did she drop a five pound deuce between pictures and count that as progress? Because I do that every other day and call it "me time".  Edit: Before is left, after is right. The purple in her hair has faded (as it would logically do over time), however it looks like she's at least 15 pounds heavier in her "after" picture. Not great progress. Unless you're underweight like me and trying to gain muscle weight to fix that.