Hahaha you wouldn't even have to eat it around him every day. Maybe 2x week munch on fries or some nuggets and the rest of the time just sip from a large McBeetus cup. Think they are $1 for any size drink now, save the paper bag from when you do eat something and make a point of throwing it out in front of him filled with paper or whatever to make like you just finished. Tell everyone how much you love bacon.