Special chairs for special fatties at my moms work So my mom is high up in the food chain of a telecommunications company and shared this with me the other day. Apparently the company was forced to spend ~$400 on a special chair for this massive cow of a former woman. She complained that the regular office chairs were uncomfortable. The company had to accommodate this fat turd to avoid being sued, because we all know when fat babies don’t get their way they cry and complain and try to suck the company dry. Also, other fat fucks noticed the special chair and are requesting and receiving these giant retardedly expensive fat chairs to park their big fat asses in for 8 hours a day while they talk to customers on the phone. What the fuck.