Treat fats like addicts We put addicts in detox/rehab, make them go through steps, and repair the damage they've done to their lives. If a heroin user goes to the hospital for drug related illness and then gets admitted to a rehab clinic, why can't we do that to fats? Give them one chance, and if they go back to their old greasy ways of life, let them die. Refuse medical help, alienate them. What would be the steps in ham rehab? Starving the fat fucks and only giving them nutrients through IV until they've lost enough weight that they can exercise, then put them to work hard manual labor and give them strict meal schedules until they're human again.