Someone really has to create an app like that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye-MoWN1sDI funny video about an shitlord app. Since it is in german I did a quick translation: Off:"Run Fattie is not a normal running-app.  Run Fattie knows your problem, exercise has to be forced upon you" App:"Why are stopping, you fat pig, run fattie run" Fattie:"My body doesn't match social norms. I already tried all fitness-apps, I don't need this stupid pep-talk." Off:"Run Fattie is based on an old evolutionary idea: humans don't need Motivation, they need a kick in the ass" fattie:"I lost 20 pounds in 3 weeks, that's waht I wanted" Off:"Run fattie, doesn't share your runs on facebook, it posts when you are not running" FB-message: I didn't run today. That's why I'm so fat. Off:"if you miss your goals, "Run-Fattie" will get angry and locks your smartphonecamera via face recognition.2 App:"nobody want's to see your punchable face" Off:"or sends textmessages to your friends" Text:"Sorry; I'm so fat" Off:"Run,Fattie" has access to everything on your smartphone App:"Alert! Create space, alot space for a fat pig" Off:"This app is working, because it owns you" App"You fat pig" App"5k you rached your goal, and now 2km more or I'll send your browserhistory too al of your friends. removing app is only possible after 3000km"