[Storytime]Chubby dad-bod wanna-be Sensei humiliates me on campus @FupaTupa, @billyjackthemac, @ButterBeater9000, and @CFR223 At my community college there is a martial arts appreciation club that is taught by a by a 26 year old guy(who's at least part Filipino and has the typical dad bod gut and face) where you can get together with others to train techniques from various styles. It isn't an official club this semester due to the guy getting the paperwork in late but we could still get together and train.  Things had gone pretty well for our first session, but when it was over, my phone rang while  I was talking to the instructor guy. I told him it was my mother and answered. After telling me I needed to pick up my sister, mentioned getting my paycheck from my job at Domino's and when she asked how much, I parodied what she says when I asked about her income, that it wasn't her business. She pulled the typical ''that's disrespectful'' card and then I sarcastically said she has to show me respect too before hanging up.  The instructor guy then began saying that I shouldn't disrespect my mom and actually made me do 30 push ups on the ground for what I said. After I was done, I asked about her respecting me in return he of course he pulled the typical stuff of ''no, you have to respect her, ''she doesn't have to do anything for me'' and so on. And then here's where it escalates a bit(KIM I'm 18 years old). A random woman walks by and he calls out to her saying he needs help ''humbling'' one of his students i.e. me. She couldn't as she was busy but he asked her if anyone can ever talk back to their parents even when they are grown themselves and she said no. He then actually made me go into the student health center where friends of his mother worked and did the same thing.  I mean sure I was a bit rude to my mom, but at the same time this guy was treating me, a legal adult as if I'm some toddler. And then he went on about how he's older and has more experience(again 26) and turned to another passerby and said ''I'm tryin to teach these youngins something''. I went home eventually and while I did find the experience funny, it was still kinda embarassing and I followed along because I genuinely felt I wouldn't be able to train if I didn't comply. Seriously, this dude clearly doesn't take care of himself the best but he is trying to be some sort of MR Miyagi I guess. And while he did some tricking kicks at the recent local comic con, he by his own admission has bad cardio, smh.