Fats cyclists almost killed my bike Hellooooo comrades,  So I live by this nice biking/running trail that has a wide enough path for cyclists and runners to pass slower HUMAN peeps safely. I'm not at all a die hard cyclist, I take my little street bike and we do just fine getting passed by faster trained peeps. We all respect each other's pace and safety.  Except the fatties. It's always the fatties I have to swerve for them, or they manage to nearly clip me when they pass. Like sir, I will gladly ride the grass if it keeps you from hitting me.  Today I see two fats riding side by side toward me. They were each at minimum 250 freedom units. They both took up the entire path so I thought, "ah well one of them has to fall back right?". Wrong They never moved.  I slowed down giving them more time than needed to move, but we were literally playing chicken. Eye contact was made shitpeeps, they knew I was coming. I ended up hitting my breaks and swerving into a fucking tree. In the moment I ended up screaming "excuse me?!" and the whale pods stop and give me that stupid lost face of theirs. I'm not exactly floyd Mayweather here, but I was so ready to take these greese bitches to the streets if they hadn't apologized or if my bike was ruined.  Fuck fats and their inconsiderate behavior.