Fat nurses Sup shitlords.  I've spent a lot of time (including 2 nights) at Johns Hopkins lately. JH is a major, top 10 US (world?) hospital in the mid-Atlantic.  I think they should rename it to Jimmy Johns IHOPkins. 99 out of 100 of the employees of this hospital are overweight, and probably 80 out of 100 are flat out obese.  What the fuck kind of example does that set? You want to know who isn't fat?  The shitlord doctors.  Every single doctor I spoke to is also a runner, so we talked about running.  My neurosurgeon puts me to shame - he did JFK50 in 7:30.  That's fast as shit, FYI.  He qualified for Boston a couple of years ago. Generally speaking, the lower on the totem pole at the hospital the higher the chance that you're fat.  They actually wear color-coded outfits at JH so you can immediately tell someone's level of education just by looking, and here's how it usually went: I occasionally shitlorded the techs, mainly, but I had to restrain myself because they had sharp needles and had the authority and prerogative to do shit like wake me up in the middle of the night to draw blood for muh sugars.  Speaking of muh sugars, I don't know how the fuck anyone can think food is worth having to stick your fingers with a pin 10 times a day.  That shit hurts, man.  Every time one of these fat techs did it, I said, "Thank god I don't have diabetes."  Of course all these green blobs were on their way to diabetes.  How can they not be? Also, I don't want to sound racist but holy fucking shit man, what's with black women?  They are all so disgustingly fat.  I haven't seen a single slim black female in the entire place... or the entire city, for that matter. And most of the patients are disgusting fat blobs.  What a surprise.  You're in a hospital and you're a fat piece of shit.  HAES though right?  I get strange looks from people, like, "what is this beautiful young shitlord doing at a hospital?"  They instinctively know that I am healthy because I look healthy and I look like I don't belong there.  It's like reverse "you can't judge my [bad] health by my weight" only this time it's the unhealthy fat sacks of shit who are judging my good health by my lack of excess weight. What an odyssey.  I'm glad I don't have to go back there.  Way too much adipose.