[Short Story] How I oppressed a fat guy with an office chair. A recent chair oppressors story reminded me of how I intentionally oppressed a fat guy with a simple office chair. A while a go my boss announced he was about to hire a new guy so he came for an interview  and HE WAS OBESE. A few poor choices away from being morbildy obese. He got hired anyway cause of his resume ( it was a lie we found out later)  I was in charge of overseeing the accommodations of new fat  because even though he was not gonna work with me; his new buddy was also a  OFFICE Fat: therefore to lazy to do any extra work. Shitlording: I set up the new Fat desk  next to  Office fat. ( fat containment area).  The Fats manage to keep their area with a constant smell of grease and grease sweat.  Gross. The Chair, I purposely gave my chair to new Fat for the solely reason that it had   Arm rests.    It was so funny to see new fat  never being able to sit comfortably because he didn't fit in that chair. He quit after 2 weeks. Maybe it was the chair. Maybe it was because he lied in his resume. I like to think it was the chair.