Fat attempts to TITP my SO and I this afternoon. My SO and I were enjoying a relaxing hike at Point Lobos today, and packed a metric fuck ton of strawberries to enjoy at the end.  We're sitting down, enjoying them after our nice (but not at all strenuous) hike, when a ham butted in. "You guys are so lucky you have good metabolisms, I can't eat strawberries like that without getting fat", it then smirked as if sharing a joke. I stared disgustedly at the fat and said, "Strawberries are only about 30 calories for a 4oz portion.  You aren't fat from eating strawberries and having a slow metabolism, you're fat for chugging sugar water, and plowing through bag after bag of potato chips and sugary snacks." It got red in the face and huffed off, although it was already huffing and wheezing from the strain of waddling on the well paved path. Seriously, fucking fats.  Thin people are thin because they make more educated and intelligent choices about food.