He was just so disappointed, you guys! I work at a grocery store in 3 different departments, but primarily the bakery. I'm super bad at procrastinating and have been meaning to get this story up for ages but I'm probably finally getting around to it because someone died in the store today lol. Anyway. One morning I was minding my own business doing my job when a horrifying grease golem of a man comes huffing up. Holy shit, this guy was seriously half grease. He had warts and zits all over his face, he was wearing an all grey outfit covered in grease stains, and his turkey neck was probably bigger than my head. So disgusting! He huffed and puffed his way up to our donut case and glanced around at it for a few seconds, before Siiiigggghiinnnnnggg super loudly. It was definitely one of those obvious 'I'm unhappy and I want your attention because of it' sighs. So the coworker of mine who happened to be pulling all the donuts to the front of their trays at the time stands up and asks him the usual, hey how are you can I help you with something today? Right after she asks 'how are you' he interrupts her by loudly lamenting that he's super disappointed because we don't have plain cake donuts with maple glaze on them.  This thing, by the way, is super hard to understand. He's got so much fat pressing down on his throat that it makes him really hard to understand. "Well sorry to hear that sir," replies my coworker, "but we only make them with sugar glaze and chocolate glaze. Maple glazed ones just do not sell so we don't make them." The beast sighs loudly again, "Well they don't sell because you don't make them! You should make them, people would buy them and they wouldn't be disappointed." No they wouldn't because we tried that before and, shocker, they didn't sell.  "I'm so disappointed you don't have them." he says with an air of finality. With the speed of a Man-of-War, he turns and slowly putters over to the deli and as with all unpleasant customers who leave our department, we stop thinking/caring about them. Not much later though we caught wind from our deli neighbors that he was being super picky about what chicken wings they grab for him (salt & vinegar flavor, of course).