ham cashier and her poor doog so i was going home with my dog and SO & dog for thanksgiving and i went to buy a small bag of dog food to take with me. i took my dog to the petstore with me and when we go up to check out, the ham cashier makes causal conversation, whatever, and then my dog jumps up on the counter.  she casually says, "oh, he probably smells my tacos on me" and I ask "is tacos your pet?" and she tells me no, she had tacos for lunch and then mentioned how in shape my chocolate lab is and complained in passive aggressive way that her dog is overweight and does not seem to lose weight (as if i had something to do with that problem). i was pretty stoned and probably a huge dick but i mentioned how easy it is to keep a dog in shape if you run with it and exercise it daily like you should and walked out. i don't care about most people and im not a peta fag but when i hear about and see fat dogs it irks me out bc they arent naturally built to be like that. neither are people but whatever. meh. drunk.  tldr; i guess i was triggered by a petco fatty today