4 pumps is like barely sweet to these fat fucks. I've had some work meetings at starbucks, and I've seen these behemoths complain that "Last time it wusnt sweet enuff, make shure u do it right or ima make u redo it reeeee" while waiting for their drink. They must get like ten pumps of full sugar syrup and a quarter bottle of caramel sauce dumped into it. At that point its just a fucking sugar loaded milkshake, not even coffee anymore.