Hey pig, piggy, pig, pig, pig I'm selling a bunch of stuff online so that I can move. One of the items is a couch and recliners. Of course the people who come and have a look at it are fat, as their entertainment consists of sitting and eating. When these Messiers (mother and son) came to have a look at the couch, in the most beautiful homage to the lord of the fatness, Piggy by Nine Inch Nails was playing - purely coincidental but I was almost in tears when they left. I also have a lot of stuff that I will be giving away, I was going to offer it all for free to the people that came to look at the couch, but because they were fat I would rather put it all on the curb for random people to take.