Just witnessed a flightless pigeon stealing candy I was shopping at my local Jewel-Osco and witnessed this 50-something fat necked, obese pigeon buying several bars of chocolate candy.  This supermarket has self checkout lanes and I was standing directly behind her; she purchased about 4 bars and stole the last bar.  With the left over cash ($2??) she bought lotto tickets from the vending machine.  The pathetic behavior of these animals never cease to amaze.