Found the fatty TLDR at bottom I was going on my daily bike ride, going further than usual. The temperatures were soaring, and I'd forgot my water battle. The perfect recipe for dehydration. Me and my SO stopped at a local auto store that we heard was giving away drinks today since it was so hot. I walk in and find out they are only giving away soda and popcorn. Knowing this I walk to the fridge and splurge on a gatorade and water (only $2). While I was checking out a planet sized man walked straight to the popcorn and filled up multiple bags. He proceeded to walk to the free soda stand and just started chugging. He walked out with quite a few soda's and popcorn. I was thoroughly disgusted with the disrespect for others. There are plenty of other people who would've enjoyed a soda. My SO snagged a MT Dew before anymore fats took them up too. A bottle of water later we road the rest of the way back in peace from any obeasts. TLDR: Fatty walked in and hogged all the free smacks and drinks on a hot day.