The first movie reviewer I saw online who hated The Goonies was a guy called Devin Faracci. He particularly zeroed in on the treatment of Chunk, and the truffle shuffle specifically. Then added a bunch of other weak rationalizations to fill out the rest of his case against. Most of the readers were pretty surprised as it's quite the 80s classic. Tuns out the guy was a little fat fuck himself. Got disgraced last year after a sexual assault scandal too. Class act all round.