Can any other waitress/server relate? (Long) EMT here, I'll post up a story in a bit about a meth'd out ham in jail. Buuuut My little sister is a waitress at at few restaurants. She absolutely hates it when a mass of adipose tissue gets seated in her section. Because: Quick story from my sister: a giant family was seated in her section. The fatass parents order their meal with 2 extra loaded fries each. The little ham orders the same, but with reg fries, no seasoning. The loaded fries comes with sour cream, cheese, chili, chives, and bacon bits. So my sister comes out with the ham's orders and they start eating. About 5 minutes later, they flag her down to say that their fries (which 2 of the loaded fries were already eaten) were not warm enough. She asks if she can take back the "cold" fries and they said, "oh no, we'll eat these, just come back with hot ones." My sister charged them for another extra of fries, since they didn't want their food taken back.  She comes back with 2 extra loaded fries and they complained that their was some seasoning on a few French fries on their little hams unseasoned fries. They just wanted a new set of fries and to keep the old ones.  She does this, comes back to the table with more fries, and by now there is no room on the table for anything. Food on every inch of the table. She asks if she can put the hot fries on top of the old ones, and one of the hams said sure.  They get their bill and my sister is by the bar waiting for them to pay. And she starts hearing the REEing. "AHEM, MISS."  My sister ignores the fats. "WAITRESS! AHEM!"  The bartender and my sister are waiting for the ham to grow louder. "WILL I EVER GET ANY SERVICE IN HERE, FUCK!" The whole restaurant goes silent. The manager and my sister run over there, and the ham makes a scene about being charged for extra fries.  Manager: "My waitress said you didn't give back the fries, and ate all of them" pointing to the table of empty fries.  Ham: "We had no choice, we weren't gonna wait for new fries to come to our table!! Plus, she never gave our son his new fries. He can't have seasoned fries, they are too salty."  My sister: "I put them on top of the other fries, which you all ate" Manager: "nothing was sent back, so I really can't comp your bill"  My sister swears the hams face got so red. They stood up, yelled about this being the worst service. They didn't pay and they didn't leave a tip. My sister and her manager were glad they left. TL;DR Hams order 2 loaded fries each. Hams complain about said food, orders new food, and eat both old and new orders of fries. REEs to the manager that my sister charged them for all the extra food. They left without paying or tipping.  Any other servers out there experience the same shit?