Another bitch session about my cow-workers As I’ve mentioned before, I work with a couple of death fats and a few small fats in my office.  Me and literally one other lady are human. Every once in a while an office that we refer patients to brings a treat, usually candy, cookies, or the like.  It’s a nice gesture and something they don’t have to do because their doctor is awesome.  (Side note:  said doctor is in amazing shape for his age (50s) and eats only lean meat and veggies, works out everyday-you get it). Anyway, today they brought over a shit ton of cookies.  Now, my shitpeople, let me ask you this.  When you are offered something that you don’t want for whatever reason, do you politely and quietly decline, or do you say things like ‘oh my gawd I’m going to kill Dr. C!!!  Why is he tempting me with this??  I’m trying to be GOOD!’  then proceed to go into hiding (yes I’m serious) and devour at least 6 cookies?  I’m guessing aside from a few fatty lurkers it’s the former.   I mean, what the fuck?  Why not just not eat them?  Why say anything at all?  It’s like they want everyone around to know that they are TRYING to be good but obviously failing due to all the food they are forced to eat.  Surely it’s not THEIR fault!   Anyone else feel me?