Before class today, the resident SJW annoying-as-fuck fat bitch (sorry if I'm being overly redundant) was saying that she really wanted an iced mocha from the cafe.  There were 7 minutes left before class started, and we said that if she ran she could make it.  This prompted a whine and an over-exaggerated shuffle over to the door of the classroom. One guy shouted: "RUN" and she just kind of scooted a little more frantically for three or so steps before slowing down right outside of the door. She came back 5 minutes later with a vending machine coffee.  "I didn't make it" No shit.