I've wanted to coordinate with a shitlady friend so we both randomly "meet" in some area crowded with obeasts. I'll walk up to her and say "Hi, you're thin", she'll say "Hi, you're thin too", and then we'll start making out like the sexy shitlords we are. Make all the fats think that fit, attractive people can get any other attractive person whenever they want. We are the elites, we can do that. It's good to be king.