Today I spotted the epitome of Tess Monster. Also, story time. I was waiting for class to begin and I hear this loud mouth talking to my professor. I look up from my phone to see my professor (who's about 5'4 and 120 in her 50s) and next to her the hammopotamus who had make up on like no tomorrow. I stared in horror, me being in a crop top and well fitted jeans, stood up tall and walked towards them to follow and I tried to straightened my face to seem like I didn't notice her, but good god. She had stacked on foundation and who knows what else and how many layers of color that were two shades lighter than she was. I could tell from her arms that she was already a very fairly light skinned girl, but not ghost white like her face. She had on the usual Tess make up. Big cat eye make up, red cheeks?? And whatever the big long hair. She sits in the back and starts trying to ask questions about the test that we had taken, she was making it up during our class time. I didn't say shit. I just turned to give her an annoyed look. The professor wtf-ed a look her way and nodded in displeasure. While hammo is ranting, male mini moon runs to the corner of the room and goes "oh hey! Look what I found!" professor and I look his way, regretted it immediately. "I found a coke here. And it's unopened!... Doesn't look like they even tried!" hammo gets excited and goes "NO WAY!!?" MM- "yeah, this is totally awesome." Hammo seriously looks my way as I can not believe and comprehend how he's staring at it in complete amazement and obviously contemplating opening it. I am absolutely disgusted and showing it. She goes "put it back down. There's probably something wrong with it" and the MM stares at it for the longest time! I turn back around after eyeing over to see Hammo's face. We make eye contact and she goes back to the test. I put headphones in after this so idk if dude got his beetus juice or not but WTF