My poor wife : cont. Original  https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/1920020 So my wonderful (hopefully soon to be full shitlady) wife came home from work last night and I got up to give her that awesome welcome home hug and kiss. She throws up hey hands and says "I love you baby but don't touch me. I need a shower I had to swab folds." Swab. Folds. My wife went to school for years to become an RN. She's so kind and caring and loving. And she had to touch those sub humans and clean their disgusting, yeasty, sweaty, moldy, folds. She'll be one of us in no time.