Entitled fat beat at Starbeetus. Tried to claim free drink for 'vitality' fitness reward. Gets declined and huffalumps off It's Monday, time for a strong black coffee. Off I go to local Starbeetus. There's a disgusting unkempt obeast [actual likeness] with a card in it's trotter, claiming to have points to get free drink.  Hambo puts card in backwards, argues for a while. Departs with a waft of greasy despair when it realises it'd have to pay. Thin server shoots a look to say 'WTF was that about'. We smile, I get a black coffee and a banana and leave. Turns out the beast has HEALTH INSURANCE? - and somehow there's a free beetus entitlement When will fats learn.. STFU, drink your beetus and pay for it (in more ways then one - teehee)