Fatletes are the worst I made a post a while back about my first experience with the mens basketball league I have been reduced to playing in.  Long story short they were all amazed by my ability to run the length of the court more than twice without needing a break.  I have gone a couple more times now since it is my only option to play basketball without having to drive a ways.  Last time I went some fat brought a couple of his buddies so that we would have enough to play.  Turns out he brought them so that we would have 12 instead of 10 because he wanted to play 4 on 4 and have one team sit out.  This annoyed me because I didn't come there to sit out, but annoyed me even more because he only did it so that he could have an extended break.  In the first game he is on the other team and ends up guarding me (LUL).  After a few not so successful attempts he changes his strategy.    The guy decided to use his incredible "strength" to aid him.  Dude would have fouled out in the first 10 minutes of a real game.  I called him out on it and got into an argument about how this "isn't ccyo (kids league in our area) and that it is a physical game."  Pushing someone out bounds every possession because you are too fat to attempt actual defense isn't "playing physical".  It is always the fat ones that think they are incredible athletes because they were a lineman on their high school football team.  Like calm down Lebron.  It is the same in the weight room.  If I had a dollar for every time a strong fat came up to me in the gym critiquing my form or suggesting I do something else I could build my own god damn weight room in my house.  I am seriously debating just giving up on the league and getting my cardio in the old, boring way :(.