"Unfortunately, I've lost some weight recently." So thus fucked up lardbasket that I occasionally run into at my local hangout dropped this fucking line a few days ago.  I've watched the douchecanoe blimp up from just being overweight to full on pig impersonator over the course of two years, all while despising him for various other reasons (arrogance, poor sportsmanship, "forgetfulness" when it comes to paying for shit).   This weekend, someone brought up that they needed to hit up the gym because they were getting fat.  Captain Blubber says "Unfortunately, I've lost some weight recently."   Another normal human asks "Unfortunately???", to which the fatass says "Yeah.  I'm proud to be overweight.   But work has been really busy lately so I've lost some pounds."  This is mostly bullshit, as he still looks well on his towards spherehood. Most everyone I know already hates the fat fuck.   Good to know he's intentionally sending himself to an early grave.  I'm considering buying fatty snacks and offering them to him whenever I see him,  just to speed the process up.