ER Shenanigans Hep C High Blood Pressure Diabetus Pacemaker  High Cholesterol  No feeling in the left foot On disability  That's just what I overheard from this obeast in the hallway. Comes into the ER because his arm hurts. Like... Just go to the doctor. Meanwhile, my grandma is still waiting on scan results because this guy has the doctor trapped in the hallway. Doc keeps saying he's gonna get a referral for him because it's not an emergency.  Ham's wife comes in with fucking fast food. This is one of my pet peeves. You don't know what is going on in the next room... Go eat your shit in your car.  So I walked out to take a call (this room is a meat locker and has no service!) and the doc looked pathetically trapped. So I detached the o2 sensor and asked for help. He just laughed and plugged it back in, free of the beast.