Oh, c'mon. Surely OP would have to hit asteroid territory first? I know, no fat sympathy. But since I'm new around here ducks could someone please explain the terminology? I legit thought that "planet" meant obese with a BMI > 30, not just overweight, and super- planet was morbidly obese, aka a BMI > 35. Was I wrong? What I'm really curious about though, is the precise definition, or qualification for, shitlord/lady status. Clearly more is involved than a sub-25 BMI, so what is the rule on that?