Land Whale laughed at my lunch So I'm standing in line at the cafeteria in my work and huge lady stands in line behind me. She was super close and I kept inching forward because her gut kept touching me. So when it's my time to order I get a half a turkey sandwich on whole wheat and she starts laughing. Like it's the best joke this lady has ever heard. So I think maybe she has some friend and they're cracking jokes. Nope. Now every other day I get the same thing a half a turkey sandwich and some fruit. So the cook says jokes with saying I'm tried of making half sandwiches you should start getting whole. And this bitch says yeah no one needs just a half a sandwich. So I say my waistline does. Not the best comeback but I don't want to make waves at work.