Ugh.. I hate the traditional salad (lettuce, croutons, some random veggies, dressing). Really annoying when people assume I just eat salad 24/7 because I'm not a lardbeast and a vegan (double whammy on that one). Also blubberblobs add shit tons of dressing/oil on their salads and think they're being "healthy". They find ways to make everything so calorie-laden, it's disgusting.