I've never seen a fat do so much work to be lazy Against my better judgement, I decided to run a few errands today. Ended up at Walmart, which was my second mistake. It was fairly busy. Normally I try to park by the cart return because it's easier when I've got Junior with me, but today I was alone, so I parked a few rows over. After I finished loading my stuff into the trunk if my car, I turned around and started heading in the direction of the cart return. All of a sudden a beat up red sedan pulls up in front of an empty parking spot, throws the car in park, puts its hazards on, and a femayo probably in it's late forties rolls out if the driver's seat. The empty parking spot had a cart in it (no doubt left there by some other fat lazy fuck) and rather than park 20 feet further from the door, the butter buffer decided it needed to impede the flow of traffic and block several cars in their parking spots so it could move this cart and park in that particular spot. I was maybe 2 steps ahead of the beast, and as I'm crossing between the rows of cars, I figure the obeast is headed to the same cart return I am. Nope. Less than 10 feet from the cart return, the obeast decided to abandon the cart in a different empty parking space. So to recap: the femayo parked in the middle of the laneway to push a cart out of a parking space it wanted, only to abandon it in another empty parking spot less than 10 feet from the cart return. I saw it abandon the cart out of the corner of my eye and yelled, "you fat lazy cunt!" and in the same motion, I grabbed the end of the cart and pulled it along with mine to the cart return which I shit you not, was only 5 steps away. I know fats are lazy but god damn, I've never seen one go to that much work to be that fucking lazy.