Cupcake Shop of Horrors I was at a cute little cupcake shop, enjoying a red velvet cupcake, when a group of about five obese people rumble in. They take over the store, shouting and flopping around, taking photos of themselves.  I tried to ignore them but they came right next to me. The photographer got on one knee and was about to take a photo of the rest of the group, when one of them said, "Does my chin look okay from that angle?"  I was mentally ROFL. I could not believe I actually heard one of them reach self-awareness.  Hey, there's a better way to make your chins look good in a photo-- just have one.