Have you ever met someone and just knew right away that they were a shitlord? I recently worked a gig with a really friendly guy. We were in a situation where we need to use a space on one side of the room but a pod of gargantuan whales were in the way. Eventually they said they were going to feed and they'll get out of our way. I could hear the friendly guy say under his breath: you couldn't if you tried. A++++ would work with this shitlord again.