Tales from the fat side. So I work in a retail store located in a mini-mall.  A few doors down from me is a Phlebotomy school;  Phlebotomists are in demand at places like nursing homes where the old people constantly need their blood drawn.  The average salary for these people typically range from $10-14 a hour. The program is only 2 days a week, a couple hours a day, for one month.  Essentially, its for people too lazy to go through actual schooling and you know, getting a degree, but I digress.  The only people I ever see attending this school are planets; Rotund mayo-barges, one after the next.  I can literally count on one hand the number of humans Ive seen attend this school over the past decade.  Just goes to show yet another example of how these Fatties always take the easiest path.