[RANT] Nude Fattie Hogging the Whirlpool Disclaimer: This may be gross, so don't read while eating I have to rant about something that ticked me off this morning. I go to a non-profit gym that has a few locations in the metro area I live in, this  morning, I went to the downtown location since it was most conveniently located to my therapist's office.  After I was done with my workout, I thought it'd be nice to spend a few minutes relaxing in the whirlpool near the showers in the locker room to relax and haven't done so for a while. I change from my workout clothes into a two piece swimsuit and grab a towel and other toiletries so I can take a shower after enjoying the whirlpool.  I'm a little uncomfortable to share the whirlpool with others, but this beast took and wolfed down the cake today. There was an older woman, 5' 3" and about 350 pounds splayed out in the whirlpool, NUDE. And when I say splayed, I mean he was just floating around arms and legs spread in the water like a bloated corpse. Further, she was floating closer and closer to the jets with her legs spread out... Did I mention she was NUDE?!? This is the US, which has rules and chlorine pools, not a Japanese or Roman communal bath. This made me gag and so I bolted into an empty shower stall to wash up and I just got more and more angry. I didn't chew her out directly, but I did tell an employee at the front desk about it. I don't even know if I'll be comfortable enough to use that whirlpool for a while, given what I've seen this morning.  /rant PS - bonus Kitten Eyebleach