Austin is one of the fittest cities in Texas.  When I lived in Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, and the God forsaken Rio grade Valley,  there was always a wait for snooty puffs.  In Austin,  I rarely see them in use.   There's still plenty of fat fucks here, but it isn't as overwhelming as it is in the rest of the state.   If you come when college is in session,  we have a fuckton of tumblerinas though.