Dear Fat People: A Love Story for our Big Boned Goddess Lurkers Dear Fat People, Everyone should be treated based on merit, not gender. This means that if you're fat, you brought it on yourself, and deserve NOTHING except shame and criticism.  Here's a few examples of what fat people deserve:  You're fat and lazy? Don't be surprised when you make less than a hardworking fit person. And also, don't be shocked when a fit person is chosen for that promotion instead of you, because 1. you really aren't that great at your job and 2. the fact that you're fat means you don't give a shit about your body. If you don't give a shit about something that should be a priority, how the fuck should you be expected to care about anything else? Plus, nobody can respect you, so you shouldn't be in charge of anything. Especially not food. Because you'll eat it all (don't lie, you know you would).  You're fat? That also means you're ugly af. Don't expect an Adonis to come sweeping you off your feet. Seriously. I doubt he could even carry you. You're like the size of a small planet. And he could get any "skinny bitch" he wanted. Seriously (and I'll put it in terms you should understand), why settle for a shitty fast food burger when you could have a huge Kobe beef steak? Makes no sense, right? Quality trumps quantity, especially when it comes to weight (and trust me, you're more "Goodyear blimp" than "plus sized 'goddess'" anyway).  You're so big you can't fit into a single airline seat? Don't be shocked when you're asked to leave because you failed to accommodate for your own size. Because you're a fat waste of space.  You're unable to find professional-looking clothing due to your size? Don't be shocked when a thinner, more competent person is chosen for the job. Also, you have a bad attitude and smell because you're unable to properly bathe yourself due to your excessive size. We all can smell it. It's disgusting. And you're disgusting.  Want to change all of this? You totally can! It's called stop eating so fucking much you fat fucking cow! And not only will you look better - you'll feel better! Because you're not overworking your body and eating yourself into an early grave you fucking obese piece of shit.