That's what I was thinking, is "Holy fuck, how does this thing walk?" I picture it like a little kid who really has to pee, where they're pressing their thighs together and only moving their legs below the knee--it looks kind of bizarre and ridiculous. It's cute when a toddler does it, but for an adult? Not so much. This is why they wear out their shoes in like a week, too, because they're putting all their weight on the inside/where the arch should be; it makes the sole wear unevenly and stretches out the shoe itself to the side. You can always tell which shoes belong to the fat, because the fat's shoes are almost round. Like instead of having human feet in them, they've had very large hooves...oh, wait, they have!