I triggered a ham at Orange Julius today My boyfriend and I went to the mall today to look for chairs and afterwards we went to Orange Julius. My boyfriend insisted the only thing in their smoothies was fruit, water, and ice, but I'm suspicious so I googled the nutritional info and was reading it aloud in disbelief because it had something called a "flavour enhancer" which was just chemical sounding names.  I didn't notice but we were lined up behind a ham and the entire time I was flipping out about a fucking fruit smoothie containing egg whites (how the fuck does that enhance the flavour of goddamn mangoes), the ham kept turning around and glaring at me. I'm sure she was pissed I was dispelling her delusion that her extra large "smoothie" was a healthy drink.  Not a drama filled encounter but it made me laugh to look up from my phone to see her glaring at me yet again and then say I'd rather go home and make a real smoothie than waste the calories on junk food masquerading as fruit.