Fat ugly cow pretends to be someone else So today was a Saint Valentine massacre of FCB and after 15 minutes, I decided not to watch the game anymore and change the channel to Investigative channel, so this kid from Nova Scotia meets a girl online. She keeps telling him that she is coming to meet him, after the third or forth time she doesn't show up, he gets pissed off. He really liked this girl etc after few months of talking online and on the phone.  He had enough and just turned to drinking age. He decides to go to his friends place, have vodka and take prescription pill. He dies at the hospital. The mother of the deceased, calls the online girl to tell her, she acts like she is sorrowful and make sure she doesn't do anything stupid. But she pretends to be someone else and texts back as if she tried to kill herself. She pretends to be her own mother, and texts, that she tried to kill herself, she is at the hospital, she died and now she is at this funeral home. Cops and the mother thinks it doesn't make sense and investigates. Upon arriving, at the house the phone is registered to, the cops find a woman----as I suspected---18 year of land whale. Now, the mother of the deceased says, "why can't people just be of themselves, why they have to catfish? Why do they have to pretend to be someone else?" The sad part is, she just got a slap on the wrist for pretending to be someone else.