Haven't you seen fatty hair? Limp and stringy and greasy, partially because they can't be bothered to care for it properly and partially because of their shitty diets. Short hair is the answer. I hate it, because short hair has been my jam since I was 7 and had my ass length hair cut off for swimming (seriously fuck putting that much hair in a latex swim cap), but they've taken it and it's associated with fat uggo femayos so much...it's our jobs to reclaim the cute and/or hot short hairstyles once more!