So many fat Porkistinians! Almost every day, I see a fat Palestinian female in my school but this time, I saw one whose body touches BOTH ARMS OF A SMALL COUCH! By that, I mean a couch designed for one person though about three humans can fit in one closely together. These Porkistinians are so fat, they have not only chubby hands, but also chubby fingers! Why are these Porkistinians so fat? What the hell have they been eating to get to that size?!