Food only makes me happy when a) I've eaten after being really hungry, b) when someone enjoys the food I made for them and c) when I'm cooking a good meal.  Anything makes these hogs happy. Mountain Dew, Dominoes pizza, Doritos, Pepsi, cheese smoothered everything, bacon.  Oh except vegetables and lean proteins. They hate those. I bet the ham that made this is a fucking lonely, single, virgin surrounded by cats.