Ham reminding us all what hams do best at a club I actually planned to share this earlier but o well, better late than never I guess. So this all happened a few months ago. The stars of the show are: S and P (S is P's boyfriend and vice versa), me and SheHam (SheHam is P's friend). We have some starter drinks at my place since it's early and none of us are interested in paying around 10+€ for a single drink, I lay out some papers and tell everyone to just spread them on the table so in case something spills we got the table covered. Doesn't take a fortuneteller to guess what happens literally 10 minutes after. SheHam spills her shit on her part of the table and has all the papers on the same pile that I left her with. I'm a bit pissed since accidents can happen but the whale was too busy sucking her drinks that she couldn't bother laying out a paper which would have taken around 5-10 seconds. So we get to the club in a pretty drunken state and like proper drunkards proceed to drink some more. I go dancing with S and P while SheHam tries to pull P away from us (some of you might already guess for what reason). Just to note P is on a club scale probably a 9-10. Super fit body and a pretty face. While SheHam is well... a ham so not even gonna rate that. P ends up on SheHam's gravity field and they wonder off. After a while we start wondering where on earth they went to. After some time we find them, do a lil dance n drink and decide to leave for some morning beetus. We have ditched the SheHam at this point. When we get to the pizza place I ask P why were they gone most of the time. And like some of you might have guessed, she tells us that SheHam tried to pull her off so they could "have some more male attention teeheehee". So this fat cunt wanted to abuse her friend in getting some attention since no one wants anything to do with her otherwise. All this while knowing she has a boyfriend. All the while I'm somewhere between wtf and out loud laughter. I always hear stories about situations like this (a hottie and a ham friend sucking on his/her attractiveness) but I never thought a scenario like this would manifest in my life. And apparently this wasn't even the first time something like this had happened (go figure). So we all just pretty much laugh at how stupid/sad the SheHam is and leave. After that we've had quite a few get togethers and for some reason the fatty has been absent ;). Hope it wasn't too long and sorry for any errors in the text ^^