Flatham is being a ham So as I've said in some comments here before, I live with a ham. We have been friends for a very long time and since we are both pretty quiet people we decided to move in together to share living costs. The longer we live together, the more I regret this decision. I don't think we're friends anymore as she just fills me with contempt. She's about 5'7 and about 280 lbs. Here are some things she does: Fuck! I can't wait to move out, gotta wait until spring though..