Shitlady at the Airport I witnessed the best shitlording at the airport I have ever seen and I am ashamed that I wasn't the one to do it! My family was returning from an amazing vacation and were trying to board a connecting flight home. The issue is that there was a small ham planet waddling extra slow and struggling with her tiny tote bag. The lady scanning the tickets took a look at her and said, "Honey, you need a bag with wheels or you need to hit the gym. I'm three times your age and can lift heavier than that."  The ham did not say a single word as she continued to waddle down to the plane, but definitely could not have missed the lady call out to her friend: "Did you see her struggling with that tiny bag?"  My mom (who is in amazing shape but with whom I've never discussed FPH) and I were dying with laughter. After all the horror stories that happen at airports and once having to sit next to a ham so big the armrest couldn't come down one time, it was a nice positive to witness some airport shitlording. Especially from an airline employee who has to deal with hams all day long.