I wish, but I was far too embarrassed to even think on my feet. I failed.  So as penance I spent the entire rail ride back to the car "logging" food. "Oh shit, there is 800 calories in those fried oreos! You ate what.. three? I'll add in generic pizza.. oh and the sweet tea... Oh! You got the XL funnel cake too right?" In all, it was a 5k calorie guilt trip for her.