Mr. Ferret's Friend gets Fatfished Mr. Ferret has a friend we'll call Frank. Frank is quite a bit younger than us (I think he's maybe 25, we're early 30's) and he's pretty naive. Frank recently got out of a year-long relationship which was his first serious one, and was looking to get back into the dating scene, so he asked Mr. Ferret for some help with his dating profile. He's got a good personality, maybe a bit shy, and is tall and thin, but doesn't have the most attractive face. Still probably a 5 or 6 out of 10, all things considered. I guess Frank started talking to someone a few weeks ago, and asked Mr. Ferret for his opinion. This girl went to no lengths to hide that she was obese, my guess was at least 260 pounds, and on a short frame, it looked even worse. She was at least 8 years younger than me and looked over 40. Mr. Ferret immediately gave Frank his honest opinion, and the conversation went pretty much like this: Mr. Ferret: She's pretty heavy, dude. Frank: Yeah but I don't want to be shallow. She seems nice. Mr. Ferret: You're not being shallow. You're attracted to what you're attracted to. Even if you think she's got the greatest personality in the world but you're not attracted to her physically, you're gonna have a problem. Physical attraction is just as important as personality. Frank: Well I think I still want to give it a chance. Mr. Ferret: OK do whatever you want, dude. You're the one who has to fuck her. Well, Frank went on a date with the obeast this past weekend. Mr. Ferret inquired as to how it went, and the first thing Frank said was, "well, her pictures were outdated... VERY outdated." Keep in mind, this is someone who was already at least 260 pounds in her profile photos. So Mr. Ferret asked him exactly what he meant? Frank said that when he arrived to pick her up for the date, she was at least 100 pounds heavier than her profile photos. She needed Frank to help her into and out of his car. She couldn't even walk under her own weight. Frank had to help her. I'm not sure where they went, but the restaurant had a few steps going up to the front door, and not only was she putting the majority of her weight on him, she was also wheezing once she got to the top (keep in mind this wasn't a full flight of stairs.) He also said that her whole demeanor changed from when they were talking online. Instead of being friendly and fun, she was acting like an entitled brat the entire night. Frank was pretty upset that he got fatfished. Mr. Ferret laughed at him and said, "I told you it was a bad idea. Usually women aren't that size because they have good personalities. They're lazy and entitled. The fact that she was willing to lie to you about what she really looked like just to get a date shows exactly what kind of person she really is." Hopefully Frank learned a valuable life lesson here. Fatties are horrible people, don't ever give them a chance.