A quote from you " Occasionally she has to lift a 40 lb kid to a changing table, like once a week. " The rest of your statement doesn't make sense but that's okay I was making a joke but got downvoted guess my joke was shitty, should have replied in r/shittyjokes instead. I'm from a family of 13 so I believe I can judge about child care from family life I lived. I don't see how we didn't kill our selves and win Darwin awards with most of the stuff we did. Hell even the police were scared to come down our road.  I ramble time to smoke a bowl...