So I'm on my honeymoon right now... As the title says, I'm on my honeymoon right now so this will be a short post. Sorry for formatting, I'm on my phone. I'm just so tired of getting eye raped by these fucking beasts everywhere. I'm not even in the U.S. right now. We're at a resort with its own private beach. That should at least minimize the number of fats, right? Wrong. Yesterday we were in the ocean about 20 feet offshore. I came up from under the water and opened my eyes to this: https://imgoat.com/uploads/74d97b01ea/15905.jpg LITERAL BEACHED WHALES. The one on the right was especially revolting. I'm just grateful that I have my shitlady with me for eyebleach on demand. Bonus, I clicked on the "details" link for the photo and it turns out that my phone auto-categorized the picture of these beached whales as Cars. Hahaha. https://imgoat.com/uploads/74d97b01ea/15900.png