Quick story Hello beautiful normal-sized people, I've got a quick story that I need to rant about. So I usually consider myself a fairly generous, compassionate person (to fellow humans of course). After a terrible tragedy, I try to be extra kind (again, to fellow humans) because spreading kindness is my way of keeping some love in a world that often has evil in it. Anyway, tonight after the gym, I ran into the grocery store to grab a few items. There was somebody checking out two people ahead of me and his card would not work for shit, he tried it like 10 times and it still wouldn't work and by this time the line is growing and people were starting to get visibly frustrated. So I was feeling generous and was going to offer to pay for his stuff, it was about 25 bucks. Well, I finally looked at who was checking out....I should've known. Mr. fat fuck ham who had not one but two baskets filled with Pepsi, snack cakes, chips, and ice cream. Yes, this moron was holding up a line with (surprisingly) mostly humans for like TEN fucking minutes because he needed his beetus treats to keep his sugerz up. Finally this dumb heffalump gets his card to work and grabs his goodies up without apologizing to the cashier or anybody waiting in line for his fat ass to be done....I know, shocker right? Needless to say, I will never offer to share my hard earned money to a fat and will save my acts of kindness for humans only.