Late to the party as always, but I’m going with Joey from Joey’s World Tour within the year. I see Syrup is a popular choice, but for what it’s worth, she makes her slop from scratch with the occasional vegetable thrown in the mayo.  This animal eats nothing but junk food in the most disgusting manner(don’t watch the link). I can’t imagine the amount of salt, fat and processed shit poisoning his poor organs. I’d up the stakes by guessing cause of death as well, but we all know every one of these candidates will go by heart failure.