Starbeetus toting smallfat aka: typical Target shopper, as previously discussed. Whereas Target is the domain of the Instagram fats and their "curves," with the Starbucks in every one. /u/vegsylvania made this observation on my last submission. I was there today to pick up fruit and got stuck behind a perfect example  Note the starbeetus cup in hand Bonus: Scootypuff McBeetusfoot in the parking lot!