The government actually installed a fibre network and they prioritised the rural areas. It's very widespread, and though the towns are fairly well served, not the homes in between. I will look into seeing if I can have it installed on demand. I'm just very done with having neighbours and would consider compromising on connection quality/speed and even existence for my solitude. Your role is easy, though. Just keep telling people how lame the country life is so people stay in the cities.