A quick Target story. More and more fats there every time I go. I was shopping last night and I heard enraged reeeeeing coming from behind me. I turned, knowing I would see a butter bison. Sure enough! On a scootypuff, of course. It was accompanied by a man and a girl who looked to be in her late teens. The girl was the recipient of the reeefest.  "STOP WALKING BEHIND ME! GET IN FRONT! I'M SERIOUS GET IN FRONT OF ME NOW! WHAT'S FOR DINNER? REEEEEE" girl ignores it and I can see that she is smirking and trying not to laugh. She was obviously enjoying piggering the beast. She never did get in front of it. Man with them was also chuckling silently. I could hear her even when they'd gotten half way across the store.