Because they tried! therefore they should get a trophy with the word "Participant" on it. That is why I like FHP: you used to be a whale? that's fine, you're welcome now if you're not anymore. You went from whale to large manatee... get the fuck out. There's a finish line, and if you haven't crossed it you're at best still running the race. You don't get to be praised for having a glass of water and walking a mile, that's the least we can expect from a living being.