Pissed off a chubs at work without any intention of doing so at all Really long story of events that took place the last 3-4 weeks, thought I'd record it anyway: This guy at work doesn't know me well and usually talks about sports and kinda assumes the jock thing. It has always been confusing to me because his arms are soft and skinny, stomach is definitely larger than his chest and his hands don't look like he's ever used them for anything strenuous. I'm an amateur bodybuilder, natural so not enormous but I've placed in larger natural amateur competitions, modeled for well known publications and stripped. Its part of life but I rarely talk about it at work, only with another friend who did similar stuff, we are both known at work for this. Anyway,  chubs was gawking at me one day and acted totally quiet instead of making his usual backhanded comments, had no idea what was up.  My friend who I've know around 15 years comes up and says gotta talk to you privately outside.  Chubs was freaking out saying I was on something and blew up and he hates cheaters. Friend laughed and said no, he's natural and been like that forever.  Chubs says there's  no way I'm natural and my friend was way bigger than me just a month ago, impossible :/???  My friend says I've always been natural and he couldn't really keep up with me for gains (my friend is being modest).  I'm guessing I started wearing short sleeves due to weather and he just now realized I am muscular so now he doesn't talk to me. Who cares, irritated me anyway. I think there is more to this about girls in the office that he likes that don't like him but are openly flirty with me that I have no interest in because my GF is a fitness contestant and I'm not a fan of most people in my profession anyway.  So I'm talking to my friend a few weeks after this about abs and Chubs has ceased all conversation with me (what a loss). My friend is all about cardio, being lean and light now.  I respect that and we're bouncing current routines, diets and goals. I'm saying my lower 6 are still soft and I really want my bottom 8 pac out in 3 weeks for some pool parties.  We always talk like this and it never involves anyone else. Guess I should mention Chubs is always trying to impress my friend too. So Chubs interjects himself into the conversation that he was in no way part of mocking me for being vain (my friend is the same as me, WTF?) and says "you can't keep up all that inflated muscle no matter what you take if you keep cutting" and "you sound like a preteen girl" and said something about if I had gotten my first period yet and something about real men have traps not abs. This is really weird because my traps are balanced and substantial and he looks like a weak, sloppy pile with a gut. Absolutely no traps, again WTF? (I don't care if he thinks I juice, I'll take it as a compliment. I like being natural and always have been for my own reasons. I also have lots of friends that aren't and its a lot of hard work and sacrifice and I respect them too, everything has a price.) But now that he is giving me retarded nutritional advice on things I've been doing for 20 years while interrupting one of the very few conversations I enjoy at work I called him out and said " I'm not interested in looking ANYTHING like you. And I can't stand talking to you to be honest.  So go eat shit Chubs and tell your mom what a big, strong boy you are until your butthurt goes away"  Then he says "fuck you faggot, wait till your metabolism slows down and your body fails, your gonna look like shit! Nothing but show! bla, bla bla" and me and my friend look at each other laughing cause we're both around 40. My friend says "dude, you know we're both like 5 or 10 years older than you right?" He is just stunned and silent and I'm done talking so I don't say anything stupid at work.  My friend says "be careful bro, he's (me) quiet cause he knows he can rip bodyparts off you." Chubs is glaring at me, red and shaking and I ignored him, went back to our ab conversation and he walked away after an awkward silence. Yesterday he's pissed and keeps glaring at me all morning everytime we pass by the printer and I've just got headphones in and smile. My GF happens to bring me lunch l (I admit I was petty and asked her to wear skimpy workout gear and be there when their group is leaving for lunch) and she said hi to some people and introduced herself to him directly and he is totally red and stuttering again, then she hangs on my neck and says my jaw is lean and she's getting turned on and I grab her ass and smirked at him (I'm not usually like this but it felt good) and he just walked off in a daze behind everyone to their cars. So my friend told me today the girls at lunch talked about how they liked it better when I was single but wished they looked like my girlfriend and they were jealous of us as a couple. One is friends on FB  and was showing beach and club pics of us (I didn't plan any of this) and complaining that all the hot guys are gay or taken. Chubs blew up and said "this is why none of you ever get anything done, I need to get back to the office and get shit done, who's driving back" and everyone said no way, we've got 20 minutes and he just sat there silent. Well he just came up and said "I guess everone here thinks you're hot shit, you go to the **** gym?" and I said without looking up "told you I don't like talking to you Chubs" and kept typing. He walked away and said "whatever, jesus, asshole, fuck you"  Finally, my friend is leaving, we all sit near each other and he said I was looking lean. And I said its the pants, they only had a 33 but I need a 32 or less but my other pants tore at work so only option(it's true but I only mentioned it because Chubs is sitting right there pretending to work). I then pulled up my shirt and fold the loose material over in the waist ( Chubs is to my side and I hear him stop typing) and said its impossible to find anything that fits my legs without having a fucking fat old man waist.  Was so hard not to look at Chubs to see his response but would have ruined it.  Sorry if you've read this far, blame fuckin Chubs.