My first "It's Pat" interaction IRL Got sent to sub as school nurse today. A middle schooler just came in to use the phone. After a 5 minute conversation with this person, I am left with no idea if it was a boy or girl. It was in gym clothes, no specific body shape, shaggy haircut that could go either way, thumb for head. High voice, but could have been pre-pubescent. I'm flabbergasted.