Fatties and Fitbits So I've noticed this ongoing trend of these obese fucks wearing fitbits. Not just the regular bands, but the expensive ones with the touch screens.  I was sandwiched between a human and one of these fitbit beasts on the bus a few days back. I obviously said something to the human (which i knew) and the I guess the beast heard it because it raised its wrist to show its fitbit like it was some kind of special pass. yeah my ass is slowly sucking up your thigh like a vortex but I have a fitbit and walk 10 steps a day so its chill right?? WRONG. A fitbit doesn't make you lose 100lbs instantly and it doesn't make people less annoyed when you're ass is taking up half of their seat. http://41.media.tumblr.com/946544a47a3e71cbd748e72a7a6c46fd/tumblr_o11ip58hbC1tlct43o1_1280.jpg