Fat Fucks Clogging Up Trails So, I recently got married to a blossoming shitlady (she still won't powerlift with me, just burns fat doing HIT and cardio. Y U NO MUSCLE WIFE?!). We went to Hawaii for our honeymoon and hiked up to manoa falls, which is an extremely easy less than two mile there and back hike. Anywho, we pass a family of hams when we are almost at the top, and I mistakenly thought that by the time we took photos and generally fucked about at the falls they would at least get to the wider area of the trail. FUCKING WRONG. We head back down and are in no particular hurry when we come to a traffic jam of about 6 folks behind ham family who are trying in vain to get down over the muddy rocky area at the top.    I shit you not, they had made it less than 150 meters in 15 minutes. WTF. So, slowly people are edging around them and I finally get behind them and of course they are all wearing shirts from my states (flyover area in the US) college team. Goddamnit they are making us look bad. Anywho, these fatties are all walking slowly behind a chubmonster of a 5-ish year old who is picking his way across the rocks. They are all loudly proclaiming shit like "Sorry, billies just a little slow wheeze we are trying to get him hack wheeze to go faster." when their kid, while slow, is DEFINITELY slowing down to allow them to keep up. Meanwhile little hambucket is complaining to a female(?) hame about being tired. She reassuring says "Oh I promised you pineapple candies just as soon as we are done sweetie, just keep going. CANDY!". FUCKING FUCK. The last thing this butterball turkey needs is you shoving fucking candy from the dole plantation into his face you fat fucking bunch of fucks.    So yeah, fats ruin everything, including beautiful nature trails and their own children. Don't get me started on the fucking lines going up diamondhead waiting for flub flabs to get their fat asses up the staircases and through the tight tunnels. FUCK.