Living with a dorm ham. Hey shitpeople, so I've been fortunate for the last few years to not have to deal with hams so much... until now. I've gone off to college and am currently living in a dorm. For the most part I lucked out and got two great (human sized) dorm mates. The third one though, let me tell you, this hambeast truly disgusts me. It's crazy seeing how beetus beasts actually live and what they eat.  This "girl"... I'm going to call her Diabetty. First night Diabetty just constantly talks about how she really wants to make brownies and all the beetus snacks she brought. So we make the brownies (well actually I ended up doing almost all the work), and everyone but her just has one but she takes two. I could tell she wanted more though. She was going on saying "you guys could take more than one..." I think to make herself feel better about the amount she was taking. Everyone went home the next day for the holiday weekend except her. I come back 3 days later and all the brownies are gone. She ate basically an entire pan of brownies by herself over the span of a weekend. I could go on and on. All the food she brought was prepackaged beetus crap, not that I don't like a beetus-y treat every once in a while but for every meal?  And all she talks about is food NONSTOP!! Like it's always on her mind! And she always takes huge portions compared to the rest of us. I also made dinner one night, with a salad on the side. Guess who was the only one who didn't get any salad? Diabetty. This morning she had for breakfast frozen-microwaved cheeseburgers. For breakfast. That's not the worst I've witnessed her eat though. I saw her take two slices of bread, put a HUGE pile of shredded cheese on each piece and microwave it. Too lazy to even make a fucking grilled cheese the proper way of even toast the bread.  She also hasn't done any of the chores yet. We haven't come up with a schedule for chores or anything yet but each of us kind of volunteer to do dishes and stuff like that on our own. EXCEPT Diabetty of course. I haven't seen her lift one finger for any chore yet or even take out the trash. And you know she probably dirties the most dishes.  My roommate also caught Diabetty eating her food, which caused her to put labels on all her stuff. I'm pretty sure it was like a frozen TV dinner I saw her eating for breakfast. I mean I get sharing stuff like eggs and milk because that's what we agreed on, but who just takes full on meals that aren't theirs?! Well hams of course. Ugh I was prepared for these things to happen because of FPH, but this is what I have to live with now. I'm just glad I don't have to share my room with her. Thanks for reading, FPH is my haven from all the beetus in the real world. Tl;dr: New dormate is a typical fucking hambeast. Lazy, only thinks about food, and eats everything.