Shitlord grandma appreciation post My grandma is the biggest shitlady. Also amazingly fit for her age, at least as fit as today's average person in their thirties (because they're mostly fat fucks). Every time she goes grocery shopping and sees a hamplanet, she does something to ridicule them.  For example, she would put her shopping cart on the side of the aisle so any normal human could pass without any problems, but a fatty would have to ask her to move it. Or if she saw a ham put unhealthy food (and big amounts of it) in the cart, she would smile and strike up a "friendly" conversation like "Oh, so much? I bet you have a big family! :)" - knowing the obeast most likely doesn't have a family and wanted all the food for itself.  She always tells me about all the superfats she sees, and describes in details how gross they were. Things like "Holy shit, I saw a bitch whose ass was so fat it almost didn't fit through the door of the store, and she was sweating liters of greasy sweat". Recently, she gave me her grandma's old watch, a very beautiful and delicate watch made of high karat gold. Then I tried putting it on my wrist - no chance. I put it on as tightly as possible, but it was still so loose I could fit three fingers through. So Granny literally said "Don't question it. My grandma was a degenerate fatass." LMFAO but well, that means - more gold :^)  I made this appreciation post because today marks her 81th birthday - let's hope for many more years of great shitlording.