Witnessed Blasphemy Today So yesterday Wife & I found out we were near a Merrell outlet and I needed some new hiking shoes for next time we go on workoutcation.  We go to the outlet center to find the Merrell store and see there is a Lululemon store, so we came back today to check out Lululemon.  Well we roll up in there and I find a nice hoodie in men's small that tells me I need to start lifting since there's a bit of extra room in the shoulders.  When I was walking over to the mirror, what do I spot but a femlandwhale flipping through the racks. I was wondering WTF this thing was doing trying to shop in there. From what I understood, the company did NOT make non-human sized clothes.  After a bit, when I was waiting for Wife while she was trying on pants, landwhale is purchasing garments of who knows what size, and the cashier discovers that landwhale is a...Personal Trainer and gives femayo a discount. I tried to get a pic for y'all but my phone crashed and it didn't restart fast enough before the elite athlete personal trainer waddled out of the store. I was also surprised the store had employed one mayo, while all the other employees were human.