A horrifying thought regarding fats and their knees We've all seen grease beasts so ridiculously fat their knees touch, despite their hooves being quite a ways apart. Are we going to see this disgusting anonomaly represented in store mannequins or depictions of the human body? We are subjected to on a daily basis what should be reserved for circus freak shows. However a staggering amount of slob blobs exhibit this trait, albeit for a short time as their knees will soon blow out. As evidenced by pictures of these sacks of shit in their natural habitats captured by fellow brave shitizens, we all know how common this grotesque disorder is. How long will it be until we see mantequilla-quins in the "fabulously sized" section with this trait, until textbooks show this is as a normal human trait, or until we the fit are derided for our normal legs by pods of roving whales?