Made a fatty fall by dancing in front of a door. Gotta love stories involving cow-workers! So once again on break, I was approaching a door and decided to dance in front of it a bit by shaking my hips left and right with my arms up in the air and I saw the knob open. So I thought I danced a little more and this fatty suddenly freaks out at me just dancing right in front of the door. Oh wait! That's just the beginning! Fatty steps back startled never have seen a dancing human before and lands flat on its fat ass and it fucking jiggled everywhere as its tits bounced up and down. It then had to roll over to its side before getting up and I just stood there stupefied wondering what just happened. Then I noticed a human worker in the background looking around before he said something if something fell because he heard a boom. We told him it was nothing and we just went on with our businesses as usual. Thin privilege is not having to roll over to get up. When humans are on the ground, all they have to do is bounce back up by moving forward and that's it. When fats fall, they have to roll over to do that otherwise they'll get winded out easily. If this isn't pathetic, I don't know what is.