Fat bastard in the coffee shop Good morning shitland! How is my favorite group of internet people? I'll keep this short and sweet. Anyone who spends a fair amount of time on here knows I'm not exactly normal looking and sometimes yes I do startle people and catch people doing their akward stares. I've been described as a troll, I scared my kids for little while. It ain't pretty.  Now when this happens most people (humans ) will apologise like decent human beings. And it's ok to stare a little I know what I look like I understand if you're not expecting it it can surprise you. But this morning I had an emergency call from work this morning at 0500 and I just got a break to grab some coffee from a local place, nobody speaks English and ordering can be tricky for me but the coffee is amazing. There's a whale in there not surprising El Paso is right on the Mexican border, lotta fat moving through there. And this chunky monkey is staring, whatever it happens, keeps staring. And keeps staring and keeps staring until finally I just ask, "is evening ok?" The former female goes, "sorry jus want expecting that this early in the morning." And smiles like that's a normal thing to say. Like it's not rude at all. Like we're going to have a good chuckle about that!  Now I know you think this is going to turn into me giving the whale a sick burn and everyone clapping. Nope why do that when you can just let it embarrass itself. Now it's a little crowded in there so I ask, "expecting what?" Kind of loud to get a little attention this way. She stammers "you know it just surprised me" I politely smile " what surprised you? Is it my shirt? My tattoo? (Still visible on my for arm!) She just goes quietl" no you know the scars .." me, "the what ma'am???" Hog grabs the cup doesn't even add the mandatory 15 scoops of beetus and says, have a good day and moves out. Sometimes you just got to let them  embarrass themselves it's fun! Enjoy your day shitlords/ladies! May your hog contact be limited!!!