Obeast mom "reeeeing" that size 18+ 12 y.o. "curvay" kid can't find dress for a dance! And it's the Dept. Store's fault, of course! So I was browsing a certain website today as I have the day off, and I came upon an article where a mother needs to find a dress for her kids last "Daddy Daughter" dance. Anyway, I couldn't make it through the first two paragraphs without wanting to throw my phone across the room but unlike Obeasts around food, I was able to control myself. For anyone interested, I will link the archived version of the article after my rant, but to save you all some anger and condishuns, I'll just highlight some gems from the reeeeeing Obeasts article here.  The title of the article Obeast Ham-mom wrote is called "Dear Department Stores", and the whole thing is udderly  (teehee) maddening. Even more so for us Shitlords/Ladies that have trouble finding properly fitting clothes due to rampant vanity sizing. Not once throughout this article does the mother take responsibility for making her kid a mini-beast, no no, it's every department stores fault for not catering to her fat spawn and their inability to stop eating.  Hi, it’s me, the mom with the almost 12-year-old tween who spent hours in store and online today searching for the perfect daddy daughter dance dress Yep, you can already see where this is going.  Unfortunately, to my dismay, she couldn’t find anything she liked at Justice. I already dislike this store for other reasons... And you're about to see why! Also, the moms favorite thing about "Justice" (clothing store for kids) is that they don't distinguish straight sizes from plus, so her daughter can shop freely and without "stigma". Hint: your daughter will realize, if she hasn't already, that a size 20 isn't normal for her age...even without the "plus" added to it... Wait for it.... She comes from a long line of beautiful and curvy women.. There it is! Don't you love how they make their own definitions now? Your 12 year old is "curvy" like my pet that meows is a dog. Nothing is labeled “plus” or “XXL” so my daughter can usually find stylish clothes she likes that fit and not think twice about her size. Because Justice didn’t have anything she liked, we had to move onto department stores. Here comes the reeeee And that’s when I got so very, very angry. And hurt. And sad…and then angry all over again. Oh good, cause shopping never makes fats angry.  Macy’s, Nordstrom’s, Sears, JC Penny, and Kohls stop their “big girls” sizes at 16. After 16, if you can even find them in the store, they’re called “plus sizes” and range from 18-plus to 20-plus. At Macy’s we couldn’t find anything bigger than a 16 on the regular racks. Sorry, what? Your kid is how old? 12? And you're complaining that the department stores are at fault for not making pool covers to fit her? Why the fuck is your kid in plus sizes at fucking 12? Perhaps you should try Sears Hardware...  After nothing could be found in the girls section, we tried Juniors. Now, to remind you, my daughter is 11 (almost 12) and in the 6th grade. Junior clothing has change a whole lot since I was a kid Oh. My. God. I thought it couldn't get worse. She's younger than originally thought. Oh, and you're doing it wrong, fat mom. Is this a joke? Please tell me it's a joke.. I then went online to find dresses that will fit her, in the “plus section” of the websites. JC Penny, Kohls, and Sears had a good selection of “18 Plus” dresses. Yes, that’s what the size is; not 18 but “18 Plus”. If you’re over size 16 at Macy’s you’re out of luck unless you want jeans or a school uniform. So basically you've already made your mini moon so obese that it's too fat to fit into sizes it can find in brick and mortar stores. You know what? Just save your kid the trouble and help it sign up for a Tumblr account.  Girls are still being told, as young as 10, that there is something different about not fitting into size 7-16. Girls at age 12 are still growing.  Yea, but not outward like your child. If your kid is too short for Juniors, yet too big to fit into a size 18 kids at Macy's, there's a huge fucking issue and it's not the Department Stores, it's your inability to lock your kid out of the fridge. I looked up the Kohls Children's Size Chart, and if her "little" girl can't fit into their biggest children's plus size, that means her dimensions are bigger than the following: 37-39in chest/bust, 32-33inch waist, and 41in. hip. The fact that her child couldn't fit into the biggest size is disgusting and abhorrent and mom has fucking failed as a parent. Shame on the department stores, the fashion industry, the magazines, and everyone who has allowed this behavior to continue.  No.  Shame on you, you fat fucking Obeast. You've ruined your fucking kid. When she comes home crying that nobody wanted to take her to the 8th grade dance, Jr. Prom, etc... remember that you blamed everyone from clothing designers to fucking department stores for your parental failure instead of correcting the fucking problem.  You can find the archived link to the article by clicking here. If you broke your phone or computer screen and would like to bill me, let me know in the comments, but just let it be known I warned you before hand...