Fats feel entitled to sass strangers in public Hello comrades,  I have a mild rant. I was at the local Target trying to find a swimsuit that didn't make me want to slash my throat. My dad calls and I have a basic convo of what I'm doing yada yada. At some point I tell my dad "I hate buying these things, I feel fat and hate my body bro". (Obviously I am not fat, I'll re-verify if someone's panties get bunched, but I've never liked my body in a swimsuit).  After the call I get a light tap and an "excuse me but..." I look back and see this concerned whale of a lady. She's probably in her 40s and has a waist circumference to match it. She tells me in an obnoxious tone that I am not fat and shouldn't feel that way because it damages larger bodies etc.. Guys for a solid moment I thought I was getting punked. Ashton Kutcher never saved me though, this was real.  I wish I had a witty comeback for you guys, but all I did was make a nasty face and tell her not to touch me. I turned back around to browse, but I ended up leaving with no swimsuit. Mood was shot. Do all fats think this is ok to do, or did I just get lucky? In the words of our great lord an savior Patrick Star, WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!