How can you care when you clearly can't look after yourself? sigh I have to work with a few idiot carers during double ups as some people cannot stand, need hoists etc. , some of the carers are slow or stupid or both, but that's to be expected. I'm not perfect at my job, but I do my best.  There are other carers though, that I despise working with. The first one I shall call Barrel, as that's her shape. She's a lazy, good for nothing baggage. 5' 7", easily 300-350.  She complains that she forgot her back brace, but I don't think back braces should come in barrel sizes. It's always on the tip of my tongue to tell her that losing weight would sort out her back issue, but us more than my job is worth.  She can't breathe when she kneels down to put socks on our client, such a simple task! I hate being around this butch because every time she's late, she makes a huge deal about how it's not her fault, goes on and on saying things like "well it's not my fault you're running late now, I can't help it, I have to drive from (insert a place two minutes away by car) so it's not my fault" and on and on. When I point out that I turned up a few minutes early, on push bike, from the other end of the estate I work on, it starts the "it's not my fault"  shit again.  The barrel is 43, it looks 55 at least. It asked me my age, and looked shocked when I said 30. The barrel has said that I "must be starving because you cycle all day", that I'm "so thin because you CAN exercise,  my back blah blah blah".  The next ham really grates on my nerves. We'll. Call her Feet.  Feet likes to walk around the office without shoes, displaying it's flabby disgusting hooves.  5' 3", 350lbs ish, always complains when she has to leave the office to do actual house to house caring. It has had a go at me before, saying "I had to cover YOUR shift" (I was super ill) and I, naturally, had no sympathy. I got fed up of her lack of basic hygiene in the office and lack of shoes, so I reported it to a higher up, saying that I was a family member of a client, and had seen this thing waddling without shoes. I haven't seen that pig since.  TL;DR I hate fat carers, they're fucking disgusting.