breeding obesity So today we had our last class of the semester. Our super sweet instructor was so kind to bring us snacks. There weren't very many, but it's a small class, and the thought that counts. There were clementines, some sugary-ass popcorn-derivative, pretzels, goldfish, and brownies. Not even that many people took food.  A fatfuck sitting in front of me piled about a third of the entire bag of popcorn-derivative onto one plate and also took two brownies. First of all, I literally just learned today that she's not just fat af, but she's pregnant. This whole semester I just thought she was a cow, but it turns out she's a pregnant cow.  Our prof was going over some things we can do not to stress out because we're about to have finals, and eventually people just started calling stuff out. Perfectly reasonable things, too, like watching your favorite show/movie, working out, talking to a friend etc etc. Guess what the fuck the pregnant obeast said. "Shopping!"  Dear Lord. That poor baby is already an obeast, I'm convinced. Fun fact: C-sections have increased a lot in the past few decades (http://www.childbirthconnection.org/article.asp?ck=10554). This is mainly because men think they know what's best for women and decided it was a good idea for women to give birth in hospitals in a position that shrinks your pelvic opening, but I'm not kidding you, this is also because women are eating too much goddamned food while they're pregnant. Then their babies are too fucking fat to fit through their fat-sealed vaginas.  FTW