Why is she wearing a race bib if she just went for a walk?  She paid for the "experience" of walking 10km.  Why does it say 26 when she's clearly 45?  She lies about her age.  Why does she need a water bottle if she's just going for a walk?  That ain't water.  Why is that whale wearing spandex?  To smash the patriarchy that makes her fat.  WHY THE FUCK IS SHE 1h 24 min SLOWER THAN I AM EVEN THOUGH I AM 9 FUCKING YEARS OLDER?  Gravity's effect on knees.