I think we should start carrying high fructose based treats around and whenever a fatty starts talking shit, we shove said treat in their mouth. They'll be confused. We've oppressed and silenced them, but with something they love. We're basically assaulting them but with something 'yummy'. It'll confuse them and their feelings about snacks, like a Pavlov's dog type thing. And, if the fat attempts to press charges or make a complaint, we can all innocently claim we thought they were having a sugar crash due to their diabetes because they were mumbling random incoherent stuff and we were only trying to keep them conscious and not slip into a coma.