Barf! I just got a mental image of that! His reality is that he can be standing up, while having sex. and his stomach is still touching his wife's body (I can only assume some kind of greasy, sweaty FUPA kiss - his to hers). But think about for a second. How far up his belly do you think he's still in contact with his wife? If she were thin, probably up to his belly button. More realistically, it's probably like half way between his belly button and his flabby man boobs.  How is this not a sign that you have to lose a bunch of fucking weight?! Naw, what this man needs...is a FUPA broom! Boy I hope you weren't just now eating breakfast, I know this post just ruined mine!