Fat broke the chair! Oh my god these fats are breaking chairs left and right! So one morning, I wanted to get some boba tea. So I went to a teahouse and got one. And when I sat on a chair, I felt like I was going to fall through it. The chair is made with woven bamboo and when I saw some of the bamboo threads broken and a few holes on that chair, I told the store owner what happened and she said that she knows about it. So she told me a story. One night, a female fat waddled in and wanted to get two boba teas for herself so she can have something to drink while studying something from her laptop (or so she said but probably was Facebooking or something). Within a few minutes after sitting down, she just slurped on her drinks as her weight slowly goes through the chair. Suddenly, she felt something "popped" under her before she let out a loud wet "FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!" out of her ass and disrupted the business by laughing loudly as possible before letting out an loud obnoxious sigh. The store owner got fed up and politely asked the fat to leave the store but the fat said "Its hard for me to get off from this chair. Can you help me please?" and the store owner said "Get out or I call the police." From there, the fat broke in tears and accused her for discrimination but she came back with a smart reply saying "I can sue you for property damage to my business so get out." The fat eventually packed its stuff up and got off its chair and cried as it waddled off. And to top it off, the store owner said "I don't want to see your fatass in my store ever again! You hear me? Now fuck off!" Gotta love Asian store owners and boba teahouses; no place for obnoxious fats. Fats are not customers; they are a liability on businesses. Not everybody in America can afford reinforced double-wide chairs for their businesses just so they can eat more and support their grotesque bodies!