I can just imagine that conversation with her doctor. K: "I'm having twins!  Oh wow!  So that means I'm eating for three, right?" D: "Well, no... I mean, you'll need to slightly adjust your caloric intake la-" K: "So what are you thinking?  Like, two more people is another 4,000 calories a day at least, right?  Ooh, I could have that cupcake in my purse right now!!!" (excited pigsquealing) D: "NO, no that's not... even during the last trimester you only need maybe 450 more per-" K: "OHMYGOSH they stop serving all-you-can-eat Chinese at the cafe downstairs in half an hour!  Thanks Doctor, but I gotta go!  I'll have my people set up my next appointment!" D: defeated