Roll-y Poll-y Beetus... As I was driving to the gym this morning, I was forced to take a detour through a residential area.  What I thought was an annoyance was god smiling down on me saying "Watch This!!!": I slowly cruise through the area, and see a fat older woman (late 40s to early 50s) that looked like this: purple colored hair, big thick glasses, boots, jeans, belt, tucked in blue shirt, gut that pushed out past her boobs.   She was standing behind her car, pulling something out of the trunk.  Her greasy fingers must have slipped, because she literally fell over backwards.  I hit the brakes to make sure it didn't roll in front of my car, when I start giggling my ass off watching it try to get up...IT HAD TO ROLL BACK AND FORTH FROM SIDE TO SIDE LIKE A TURTLE! I drove on, laughing my ass off the rest of the way to the gym.