I didn't even include the part about the chubby chick without a shirt on (but electrical tape over her nipples) asking the guys around her to put  her on their shoulders. She eyed my bf for a good minute and was standing like, three inches behind him (I think maybe trying to rub her boobs and stomach pouch on him?) before I stepped directly between them.  She asked one dude for a lift up and he said he was too tired (aka can't lift your fat ass) and this other dude did it but I was SURE he was going to drop her the entire time. I went up on the bf's shoulders because a. I'm not fat and b. he's super fit. and c. fuck that ho. No fear of being dropped.