Obeasts and Theater Seats I work in a theater. We have a sold out show for roughly 3k people.  Obeast orders a bariatric seat with his two tickets. I'm told it is extremely obese. So the box office has the operations crew pull his two seats and replace it with the bariatric chair. Well it shows up with it's wife in tow, but now where it's two seats were there is only one. Gets extremely upset that he has to squeeze into a normal sized seat (these are not small either).