Panda Trough Ham I'm currently finishing off my go-to hangover cure of soup and a sourdough roll, when a roll of much grosser proportions plopped itself down a few tables from me (I'm a college student). It has a large amount of panda Express, with two kinda of sugary looking meats and a pile of chow mein, along with a bag full of egg rolls. It's still shoveling shit into its maw, but it looks like its gonna finish all of its damn food. Now I don't feel like finishing my soup... Also, who all wants to bet that it had a nice breakfast of some sort of heavy cheesy meaty garbage. I vote yes. Update: It finished all the food. Why am I even surprised anymore.