RANT: New office ham Typing this on my phone so forgive any weird formatting.... HOLY SHIT this woman my boss just hired. Long story short I'm moving to China (currently living in the US) and I'm hiring this new chick to take my place. Not to toot my own horn too much but I am one of the only healthy people in this office as it is, and she will be joining the ranks with my other fat cow coworkers who binge on sugar and junk all day. Here are some highlights: -She's a smoker and the way she breathes seriously gives me anxiety. The fat pressing on her lungs mixed with toxic smoke is enough to make my skin crawl. She seriously huffs coming back from the bathroom and it's a 15 second walk.  -She wears a goddamn Fitbit....of course....and she literally got an "achievement" today for standing up....for STANDING UP! The most basic human movement of all time.  -She eats frozen "healthy" meals for lunch that have enough sodium in them to kill a small child, and she pairs it with a cigarette and the biggest cup of coffee she can manage. Packed with sugar and cream of course.  -Whines about her "thyroid issue" CONSTANTLY claiming she used to be my size (I'm a size 4 U.S.) before she got put on new thyroid meds. She's at least 200 pounds. The only positive thing about this chick is she gives me serious inspiration to get to the gym (like I need anymore, I'm addicted and go almost every day). I've been slipping in little shitlord comments to her when I can, and that's fun at least. Seriously what is wrong with people??? How can they take their body for granted the way they do!?