Can't do it, fat in the way, can't point gun at face. Run out of gas in the car before carbon monoxide kills it in a garage due to fat absorbing it all. No structural beam strong enough for it to hang itself, plus there is no way it can climb a chair or whatever. Drug overdose wouldn't work, might have a chance with elephant tranquilizers. Throwing itself in front of a train would just cause a derailment and a bruise. Might just bounce if it jumped off a building, but I don't think it can "jump" or climb to the top in the first place. We'll just have to bide our time with lord beetus.