You have no idea. My cousin lets out little droplets of awesome so often that she's the golden goose of stories. Her sister just turned 30, she is 27, she insists that there is a time when they are only a year apart. I tried explaining to her that it was impossible, and she started counting on her fingers, and still insisted. She said that it doesn't happen every year. Leap year does not apply to either of them. The best one was when she learned that Mexico is connected to America... by land. You know how it makes that V shape all the way to South America? She thought that was Texas and Mexico was an island or in South America... here's the kicker: she just moved to here from Texas less than a year ago.