Apparently even just standing around is too physically demanding for fatties So today I overhear two fat fuck cashiers at my job start complaining about leg pains or whatever. I guess they were both experiencing the same exact thing because one of them keeps going "me too!". Then they ask me if I feel anything like that. I say no. She goes "oh it must be because you have muscle". NO IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT A FUCKING LARD ASS. I wanted to just say, "you know what you two have in common?" and leave it at that, but even that would have probably created too much hostility so I didn't. I just brought up how I started biking to work to shove it in their face and be a lot more subtle. Cue "I live too far for that" and change of topic.