I'm in LA for a day and where did they all go? I have a 13 hour layover at LAX, so I decided to check the greater Los Angeles area and I feel like I just landed in an alternate universe.  Instead of morbid obesity and scootypuffs everywhere, the average person here is downright svelte.  Smallfats stand out because they're unusual, and I haven't seen a single scootypuff.  Even the fatter ones are simply obese instead of as-wide-as-they're-tall morbid obesity.     What the heck SoCal, have you been hoarding all the healthy people all this time?