Wife doesn't like that I don't give a fuck when fats hear me. We were at Ham-Mart this weekend when we pass by the costumes and I say "oh, babe, I saw these pictures of fat chicks trying to pull off Harley Quinn outfits this year" and she goes "dude, SFTU!" when it caught my eye, when I said fat chicks this fat chick stuck her head up and looked right at me. I then enquire, wtf was that about. She says as I said that this fat girl looked right at me and I say "so?" Her "She can hear you!" Me "So? She knows she's fat, why do you think she looked?" Her "I don't want you to get into a fight or anything." Me "What's she gonna do? Chase me?" Her "I can see this conversation isn't going to do much..." Yes! I won! hahaha