Observation of an eatbeast cow(p)orker acquaintance of mine. At my workplace, there is a QA Engineer that I have to deal with often and his mass is so large I feel like it has a non-negligible force of gravity. Anyway, our group eats lunch together and I have noticed that this ham doesn't gorge himself as I would expect, but he must down at least 1500kcal of soft drinks every single day. Combine that with snacking on simple carbs and low activity levels, and as expected he has the body shape of a beach ball. So to all the lurking hams that lie to yourselves when you say "I only eat 3 calories a day and run 15 kilometers a day and simply can't lose weight", stop fucking lying to yourself and realize that the simple sugar you are consuming is literally killing you. Better yet, don't stop, so your fat-asses can keep me employed. I can continue improving materials to keep you bloated waste of resources alive.