Shitlording at the theater watching Wonderwoman. A movie with a fit athletic women lead that's not marketed by telling me that I'm sexiest if I don't see it? Ok I'm in. It's packed and there's lots of hams just like any other public place. Muh shitlady and I are sitting in a row before an isle that has railing in front of us. Some shehams attempt to get to the seats next to us by trying to fit through a small space between the rails. Nope! Spatial awareness fail so we had to stand up so they could waddle in front of us. Halfway through the movie muh shitlady leaves to use the restroom but when she comes back she slips through the space in the railing without even touching it. I pretended to be surprised and said "Woah where did you come from?" Later in the movie a character says "So somewhere there's an island of only woman like her?" referring to wonderwoman. I then say "An island without Starbucks" and my shitlady laughs. I see the sheham fold it's big hammy arms out of the corner of my eye. Yeah it got the joke hehe. When the movie was over I left the hams a gift I'd been saving. Someone needs to inform Dr. Maru of the toxicity of mixing kimchi and whey protein.