Holy shit can we just talk about how much the stink? [Story] I went to my usual krav class last night. I go there 3 times a week. Anyway, new guy was there. And he was fucking FFAAAT. The class starts, we do our warm up drill. Which is basically a couple minutes of hard cardio. Enough to maybe break a mild sweat. Its a warm up after all. Fattie gets super sweaty, and literally starts dripping on the floor. The class continues and fattie starts to ferment in its juices. We work on our different stuff depending on levels. Fattie being new is doing beginner moves, and failing utterly at them. He was doing choke defences and holy shit I have never been so glad to be up a few belts. While I was training with my comrades, his poor partner had to wipe his hands on his pants after every choke. His neck was so fucking SLIMY!!! Anyway at the end of every class we have a hard drill. Where you have to work as hard as you can, and work on being able to do your techniques in stressful situations. I was unlucky and got lumped with fattie-mc-ass-stink. And holy fucking shit. He smelled so bad. It was all I could do to not start gagging. It was like his ass bacteria had learned how to eat sweat and then spread over every inch of his body. He smelled like a festival bathroom. His sweat had like congealed. It stuck to him like KY jelly. Anyway, the drill starts. Basic idea of this particular drill, everyone has pads and surrounds you, shoving you and pushing on you. You have to keep your guard up and then use elbow strikes wherever possible. Fatties turn comes around, and halfway through he looks like that guy from airplane. I'm struggling to breath within his wafting range. The pads are fucking drenched in his sweat. And then it's my turn. And OMFG it was the worst drill of my life. I can barely breath, and every time I strike a pad it sprays his sweat all over. I think some of it got in my mouth. I hope I don't catch his genetics. Did I mention I had to choke him during the drill? Jesus fuck they don't make water hot enough. I need to fucking soak my hands in bleach and maybe a fire. Just, fuck this shit man. Fuck fatties. I never want to be anywhere near one again. I'm fucking done. WHERE THE HELL IS THE FAT GUY STRANGLER? WE NEED YOU MAN!!!