Fatty Bingo! I saw this post and read the title: Excuses, a list I prepared earlier. It made me think of a card that fatties might whip out when challenged and read from. Like a script or prompt. Then I thought, why don't shitlords (who roam in gangs, terrorizing said fatties) have these cards and play bingo with them? Produce a range of bingo cards with the excuses on and every time a fatty in earshot mutters one as a reason for being a fatty, the shitlords mark them, first to get a line wins a prize or something like that. TL;DR fatty excuse bingo cards and I am too lazy to do a search.