Hey lets face it, fat chicks do give better head, they just try harder! Oh shit. Imagine your kids running across your wedding album and seeing mommy on her knees for the best man! Outstanding! Just like a fucking Land-Whale. No self control in there eating or there lives and couldn't wait till AFTER the wedding. Something tells me white may not be the right color for that brides dress. My youngest daughter is getting married in March. I'll have to pass these on as a lesson on what NOT to do!