Never befriend a fat fuck: my stupid mistake My colleague approached me once after an office party. She's a smallfat. Being intoxicated, I didn't mind. We went out after the party. And then we went out every now and then. I got to meet her husband, who isn't fat. That should've been my first warning. Once I went to their home. All was well, till she became too intoxicated to stay on her feet and went to bed. I was left with the husband and teo others. Looking back I should've seen the signs, but I thought he was just being nice to me without any ulterior motives. I was wrong.  With her being out of the way and me being pretty drunk, he thought it was no or never and he kissed me in the hallway. I didn't want anything to do with it, but I decided to not tell her. What proof did I have? Anyway, long story short: others who were there noticed something (not the kiss). Time went by and I was being ignored by everyone. At my work, in my private life. At last she spoke to me and didn't ask what happened, she already had her own truth and this skinny bitch wasn't allowed to tell her story.  In the meantime the husband had contacted me to ask me basically to not tell the truth. He told me a whiny story about their kid and a divorce and - stupid me - agreed upon keeping my mouth shut. Trusting a pig fucker was my second mistake. Time went by and I was still being ignored by everyone. Finally I thought: well, why would I take any blame? And I sent her some messages about what really transpired that evening and sent some texts as proof. I didn't want to ease her pain, but I wanted to set the record straight. I'm not gonna take the blame because she's insecure about being a fat fuck.  Fast forward to some weeks ago: my boss told me that this fat fuck had complained about me stalking her. Imagine being so fat and insecure that instead of doing something about it, or believe the truth when it's right in front of you, you make your own truth and try to get someone in trouble at her job.  So this cautionary tale once again proves: never, ever befriend a fat fuck and its pig fucker. Never once believe they're human or capable of reason. If they were, they wouldn't be fat in the first place.