Cheap and Selfish - I ran into classic ham So, in general, I don't run into too many typical hams that I read about here - I guess I'm lucky. But yesterday, oh I did. So I went to Menchies yesterday. If you don't know Menchies - it's like a frozen yogurt shop where you make your own and add all your toppings and whatever and then you **pay by the weight **(teehee). I'll be honest, I love myself some ice cream. It's great for shitlords and shitladies because you get to make what you want in the quantity that you want to - it's not like you can really take leftovers of ice cream. Anyway, so I show up and walk in and BAM there's this classic jiggling jupiter there - and I think "of course" but I usually just listen in and nothing interesting happens. But this land whale is literally as wide as she is tall, and she was pretty tall - at least 5'9". I can't imagine the weight, but you might be able to. So of course I see she has the biggest bucket they offer and the thing is like overflowing with fudge and cheesecake bites and god knows what else. And I start around the back side of the counter to start making mine. And what I see just blows my mind. This butterbeast is paying by weight of the "snack" she made and it's something ludicrous - less than what I pay for mine and my shitlady's. Anyway she's like 6 cents short. And instead of finding the six cents, she starts complaining to the cashier. And she's like arguing for a good 30 seconds about how she "doesn't have 6 cents" - though she apparently has the other 15 dollars. And this poor cashier, I can only assume is a shitlady, is just staring at her like "what do you want me to do about it?" And the ham is like "DON'T YA HAV ONE O DOSE CHANGE TRAYS?" like she expects someone else to pay for her beetus instead of wading through her bag because she's afraid she'll have a heart attack from the effort. And they don't have one of those - they aren't a convenience store. Anyway she just goes on and on and this poor cashier just wants the stink out of the store and ends up taking the change out of the tip jar  just to shut the fat fuck up. They have this tip jar that I'm sure all the employees need to split and she was forced to take money from everyone just to shut the hambeast up. And the butterball doesn't even say 'thanks' - she just turns and rolls on out the door. What fucking entitlement! I stood there with my mouth agape at how fucking ridiculous this shit was. I ended up throwing a few bucks in the tip jar just to make up for the pain that employee had to put up with. But holy cow (teehee) - this experience was fucking ridiculous. I hate fats, but this is literally the first time I've seen one live up to their reputation.