I'm not trying to excuse the hams, but I play dress up for the gym too. It's fucking sad to say, but the gym is my ONLY social activity in a day. I like to shower and wear clean clothes, perhaps waterproof mascara before going to the gym. I do my hair, even if I know I'm going to look like a sweaty mop after my workout. That's the difference though; I still give my 100%, and never, ever would take a selfie at the gym.