Update on living with hammate from hell I have officially lived with the ham for 7 months now. It has only gotten worse. I would have moved but I couldn't get out of the lease. 5 months to go. Anyways, here are a few things that infuriate me about living with a fat bitch. To start, I have never had to spend so much money on toilet paper in my life. She uses up an entire role in like a day. Yesterday, she even woke me up screaming because she had run out of toilet paper and needed some brought to her. Just nasty pig shit like that. Last week, my long distance boyfriend came to visit me making it the first time a man has come into our apartment. She wouldn't stop staring at him and trying to talk and flirt with him. Obviously he thinks she is disgusting, but we both found it funny. I thought hammy had a hookup for a while (I know crazy right) because she kept going downstairs to get the door late at night. Turns out it was her ordering food all the time at 12am. Hammy obviously has no boyfriend or friends so she thinks because I am stuck living with her I count as a friend. She constantly bothers me by coming into my room, uninvited, to complain to me about how she doesn't have a boyfriend, or to beg me to borrow my car because she doesn't want to walk 5 blocks. Oh and her new diet is drinking smoothies. Too bad she isn't exercising or eating any less of the usual junk. It is also annoying as hell having her stupid, dirty smoothie supplies always in the sink. That is all I can think of for now, but just a warning never live with a ham. They are some much worse than you would expect.