I'm dealing with fatties everyday. So recent;y I've gotten a job as a hostess at a BBQ restaurant in good ol' Oklahoma. It's a miracle if someone comes in who is actually a healthy weight, including the children. Today though, I watched as a massive 400 lb man walks, well, hobbles literally bent over his cane, through the first set of doors, and I get my service smile ready. His wife, yes this thing was married, opens the door and before I can even mutter a welcome, he demands "table for two, close to the doors as possible, no booths". I am caught off guard before I motion to the one 8 feet away. This means a few things, one, that he has eaten out enough to know he can't fit into a booth anymore, and two, instead of that being a wake up call, he now has his mantra to tell any hostess before he inhales more beetus. Normal people don't demand like that. Normal people fit in chairs AND booths. I just don't see at what point acting like that becomes normal to you. And to top it off, his wife was super kind. It's such a waste that a kind lady like that who tips well and cleans her table up could be with such a disgusting lard bag.