Young fat kids make me sad/rude ham mom I was at JC Penneys the other day.  A ham and two young children were stampeding through the store.  The ham was bitching to the employee that they didn't have anything in a certain color.  Curious, I looked around and they had a huge selection of it.  I'm guessing what she meant was that there was nothing big enough in that color.   The two children were tubby.  The fatter child yells at the top of its lungs "I'm extra small and I am beautiful!"  She was probably about ten and looked tall for her age but a fatter Honey Boo Boo. There was nothing small about that child.  Looking at her gut and rolls of fat was so depressing.   Then the ham got more nasty to the employee.  I grabbed a couple dresses and skirts in the color hammy demanded and asked the clerk if I could please try them on but they might be too big.  I pissed off the ham mom but she deserved it for being rude and turning her children into balloons.  I hate fat parents.