My boyfriend's worthless fat fuck aunt We live in a major city with sky-high rents, so my boyfriend (23M) still lives in his family home with his parents, younger brother, and useless fat waste of an aunt, who will henceforth be referred to as Lardy. Lardy is by far the laziest, most childlike, and most selfish adult I have ever  had the misfortune of encountering. The average 8 year-old has a better sense of personal responsibility than this 55 year-old greasebeast. Everyone in the family- including bf's 19 year old little brother- has a full time job, with the dad working 60+ hour weeks sometimes. They're good, family-oriented blue collar people, but constantly let the fatfuck aunt run roughshod over their lives. Here is a small, incomplete list of Lardy's transgressions: -Lardy has three little yappy dogs, who she does not walk or ever let out of the house. I've offered to come over and walk them throughout the week for free (I'm a student and still have a flexible schedule), but she refuses. The poor dogs are trapped inside all day and pee all over her couch, which bf/his dad/his brother has to clean up when he gets home from work or she'll scream bloody murder.  -She lives on the ground floor, so she controls when laundry can be done. Does this mean she does her own laundry? Of course not! Her SIL(bf's mom) has been doing Lardy's laundry since she moved in, well over 30 years ago. This saint of a woman (a shitlady despite her Hashimoto's) also cooks Lardy's meals 4 days a week and buys her healthy groceries, since Lardy only buys candy and soda and cake mix. She tries to get Lardy to eat better by cooking her healthy meals, but Lardy will pitch a fit if her free meal doesn't have enough beetus in it. Lardy will literally call someone downstairs to take the meal back so it can be remade if it doesn't meet her standards. The fucking nerve. -She does not do any of her chores. Not a single one. If something needs to be fixed, bf's dad will have to do it or it will stay broken. If her groceries need to be brought in, someone else has to do it or she'll leave them to rot in the car. If her dogs need to be given a bath, bf's mom will do it (she also feeds them and fills their water bowls) or they will stay dirty. I'm surprised she doesn't demand someone wipe her fat ass. -She will call my bf at ungodly hours for snacks. Just last week she called at 1 a.m. and asked him to bring her down a plate of homemade cookies, and the day after called him just as we were leaving for dinner to bring her down half a leftover pizza. Keep in mind this woman is easily 350+ lbs and already eats a beetus-clogged diet, despite being diagnosed with diabetes TEN YEARS AGO. I'm honestly surprised (and disappointed) she's still alive. -She steals everything she can get her hands on, especially food. A few months ago bf and I made a batch of chocolate cookies for his great-aunt for her 75th birthday party. Lardy told us she'd deliver them to great-aunt, but I was suspicious. I watched her get into the car with the plate of cookies and stuff two of them in her mouth before she even started the car. Out of a batch of 15 fairly big cookies, apparently only 7 or so made it to great-aunt. -And much, much more! Thankfully, bf and I have almost saved up enough money to buy an apartment of our own. I'm happy we'll get to live together, but sad that the workload on his parents and brother will only increase since Lardy has made it abundantly clear that she can't do anything on her own. I know it's bad luck to wish death on someone, but god I wish she'd just croak already.