Fucking delusional ham (Mess Hollandaise) Mess recently posted some fan art on her instagram and these artists are DELUSIONAL. They drew a fatass, sure, but you'll see what I mean by delusional when you see these pics.  Fanart (Notice the waist, that drawing has a big ass stomach but look at the waist, neck, and calves especially.) Now I need not remind you all that Mess looks like a large meatball balanced precariously on vienna sausages; a true planet. But there is no way in any sane person's mind that that ham looks like that fucking drawing, I'm sorry.