Call me crazy, but the length, the terminology, and the macho yet quick to slide in victim points pattern seemed off. I want to believe this was made up by someone looking for a fix of internet attention. Especially the weird part about encouraging their fucking kid to make fat friends. What the fuck is up with that?  I dug into his comments. This was weird: Thank you, thank you, thank you. And I have to say, my daughter is such a sweetheart and more emotionally enlightened than I'll ever be, that it turned out she had friends of varying sizes and just didn't tell me about the bigger ones.