Ultimate cringe: Watching a tub o lard hitting on a poor helpless human. I went to my Dr. today for my monthly prescription refill, nothing serious just some mild anti anxiety meds. There's a lady who works there that does EKGs and sonograms. She's a model gorgeous Latina, and very sweet, always a smile for everyone and very soft spoken. The Dr. was running late so I sat there and watched this disgusting butterbeast for a good hour trying to, "lay game" on this poor helpless woman. He was one of those guys that looks like a "gangsta" type fat butch lesbian, backwards hat, but wearing mom jeans to fit his gunt . She HAS TO be nice but I felt her pain. She's trying to get her paperwork done and this Pillsbury doughboy looking fuck would not leave her alone. She is married with 2 kids btw. The office is fairly small so I sat there laughing softly to myself and the doughboy kept looking over to see wtf I was chuckling at. Every time he looked over I would give him this look: http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Ryan-Gosling-Shaking-Head-No.gif He was flustered, but nothing was going to stop this Crisco mainliner from trying to get them digits. Speaking of digits I would guesstimate his at 5'10 and 375 lbs.  After about an hour of this I say to the receptionist who is only like 10 feet away from them, "I feel like saying SHE'S NOT GOING TO DATE YOU, BRO!" The receptionist busts out laughing and immediately covers her mouth. He awkwardly says something to the poor victim of Hammassment and asks when the Dr. will be in to which the receptionist says, "I'm sorry but he's running late due to an emergency at the hospital."  He shoots me the dirtiest look his pudgy face can muster and waddles out the door mumbling how he'll be back. The sonogram tech let out a sigh of relief and went back to her paperwork. Anyone else have fatties hitting on humans cringe stories?