They also assume everyone anticipates that they are always that fucking fat. I was leaving Target the other day and had parked really close, because it was freezing and raining. Two cows were huffing and puffing and carrying their two lard children. The assumed female one had to take a moment to tell me that I "should leave the front spots for families with kids!" I was pretty baffled, I should park in the back just in case a fat family wants to drag their under dressed children out in the winter? I laughed and told her to eat me before I got in my car.