Saw a plus size beast get owned today in Starbucks So I went in to get some black coffee to go, but while there I decided to sit a while and drink some. Across the aisle from me are two porkers upwards of 300 pounds or so. They had gotten some breakfast sandwiches (like 2 or 3 each) and were starting to chow down. Just as I'm thinking "how disgusting, I must leave now'" one beast drops a sandwich on the floor. It was still wrapped up and I could see it trying to figure out how to pick it up, but it couldn't manage to do that with it's massive girth. So at that point two teenage guys were on their way out and they started to smirk to each other, seeing the fatty's efforts. I guess it didn't catch that because the next thing it says is "boys, can one of you get that for me?"  They looked at each other and one said "Get it yourself, fatso, you don't even need that." The beast took in a breath, stunned, I guess, at their reply. Then it started going off about how it has a condition that causes it to gain weight, while they thoughtfully listen, heads cocked. Then the other kid said "Like  what -  you see food and you eat it?" It was purple with rage as the guys walked out smirking and laughing. Future shitlords in the making. I was so glad I stayed to see that exchange happen. Made my day.