Ah yes. All the healthy foods that my Crohn's disease won't let me eat. And gym memberships I can't afford on SSDI! How about this: You find a way to lose weight that I haven't already thought of that would actually work for all of my health issues and I'll give you the MD you so clearly earned that my PCP, my neurologist, my GI doc, my nutritionist, my pain doc, AND my rheumatologist obviously don't deserve.     We have a winner!