HELP with shitlording office chip eater I sit next to a (growing) mini moon who crunches on chips all goddamn day long. I can't take it anymore. She's a stupid, fat bitch. A couple days ago she shows up with her burger and fries for lunch. My other shitlord coworker says, "Is that the smell of fries?" And we both collectively say, "Ew, grosssss". Out loud. And she hears it. In the past 3 months since she's been working here she has gained easily 10-15, maybe even 20 lbs. It's hard to tell because I never actually talk to her and she wears loose clothing. I just need her to stop fucking eating chips all damn day beside me. The smell is gross and the crunching is making me angry. And she's a bitchy cow with no regard to anyone but herself. HELP!!