Right? FFS, Piggy, have a slice of pie. Just don't eat the whole goddamn pie like you normally do. But again, they're so dumb that they genuinely see it as a zero-sum game: If you want to be thin, you must eat only plain lettuce; if you want to enjoy good food, you're gonna be fat, period. The concept of moderation and calorie balance/counting, the idea that thin people can and do eat cookies or chocolate or pie if we want to, we just don't have entire meals' worth of them and/or don't stuff ourselves to sickness with them, just does not compute with them.