Disgusting Fat Habit of the Day It's an uncommonly nice day in the frozen north.  A full 65 degrees (why the fuck did I move here?!?!), so I'm out enjoying some exercise and of course coffee.  Because it's fucking coffee and the Twin Cities actually do coffee pretty damn well. There is a fat sitting outside at one of my favorite spots, banging loudly on a computer with its sausages, with a can of spray cheese next to it.  As I'm going in to the coffee shop this obeast picks up the can and -- SPRAYS IT INTO ITS MOUTH. Holy fuck.  These things have no shame.  It was periodically emptying the can into its mouth the entire fucking time.