"It felt good to be able to soothe myself." Yes, heroin addicts feel the same way. It feels good to be able to spike up and relax, so it must be a valuable life skill to be able to "soothe yourself" by using some substance.  You didn't "soothe yourself," fatass, you let a substance soothe you. This isn't some healing skill you have, it's just burying your feelings under half a cup of melted butter. You got butthurt when people correctly pointed out that obeasts are lazy, immature, and stupid, so you toddled off to Red Lobster to gorge yourself. Now you're proving them right by acting like you relied on your strong mental/emotional core instead of admitting that you hid your head in the sand the way lazy, stupid, and immature fatasses do.