I can't deal with these other moms. I just can't. Today was "meet the teacher" day, and parents got to bring in their kids to do just that. So I brought my little shitpeople to their school to meet their new teachers. Holy fuck, some of the kids were fat. There were some round-ass kindergarteners with ham moms in my little shitlady's classroom. I felt disgust and got out of there as quickly as possible. There were fewer spherical children in my little shitlord's classroom (4th grade), and the mom that was nicest to me is human-sized (although she did try to rope me into the PTA). At least both of their teachers are humans.  Side amusement: the number of blobs wearing Plexus or It Works! or Herbalife shirts. Bitch, you're a walking advertisement for NOT buying your crap. (I sell MLM stuff, but I don't need to wear a shirt for it.)