"How does the theory of evolution relate to hams? Well, Mother Nature is a particularly glorious shitlady. She makes it more difficult for hams to conceive and come to full-term. However, with modern medicine, we are able to get these hams pregnant with fertility treatments, and keep them "healthy" during their pregnancies with drugs for high blood pressure, gestational diabetes, etc. These obeasts who shouldn't be able to breed, are having children. The only difference is in "people", they pass on their shitty habits to their offspring as opposed to undesirable genes." This is also why no man is attracted to them.  Whether he consciously wants children or not, every time a man checks out a woman his subconscious mind is asking "is this woman fit to bear my children?"  Hence, mayo tankers will always be at a disadvantage to shitladies no matter how much they try to redefine beauty standards in their favor as they are fighting the indomitable force of two million years of human evolution.