Of all the places to have fat people chairs... Half the chairs in the waiting room at the STD test place were planet-sized. Literally 3 of me could fit in one. If you're that size, you're not getting any both due to your repulsiveness and the obvious physical difficulties with the act. (in b4 the local alt-right retards accuse me of degeneracy, I get tested a few times a year because I'm a responsible adult who sometimes gets laid.)