Good lord... I used to think a flat stomach and an upper two pack was enough for females. Off with that, I'm not getting pregnant until I can see my six pack, do ten perfect pull-ups and run 10k comfortably. If I bring a child into this world, it will be in optimal conditions. Dammit... I knew there must have been some trouble to the baby, but shorter telomere length? I expected higher risk of diabetes or worse heart function. DNA thwarping? Gods of all pantheons, makes you look at cake with completely different eyes O_O