Farting Fats So I was shopping for my girlfriend at the mall one time and all of a sudden, I got hit by what I can describe as a wall of noxious farts! And of course, there were a pod of landwhales. It was so bad, I covered my face and visibly showed my disgust to shame one of those fats. When I said "Goddamn it smells like ass here!", one of those mall vendor dudes was laughing his ass off at the fat fuck. You know what? Some of you were right about fats shitting themselves just enough so it doesn't slip past through their massive ass cracks but also more than enough to let off a horrid smell. How are these fats still eating after having problems with shitting properly and not realize their stench?