Has anyone had a favorite food ruined by a ham? I was walking around my college dining hall wondering what to get. I then caught the sight of a 400+ lb ham who was literally STUFFING his face with mac n' cheese. He had FOUR huge plates of it and he was just shoving it in his mouth like a wild animal. His whole face was smeared with it, and what didn't quite end up in his mouth ended up on the floor. He also smelled like ass. Literally, like the smell of uncleaned ass. I will porbably never eat mac n' cheese ever again.