I actually am and my kid is tall and lean. He sees what greed and laziness have done to his family so he actually eats well enough for a 13 year old and openly says he doesn't ever want to be fat. I'm so proud, but obviously given my job I have to appear that I'm appeasing the fatties or else get complaints. Speaking of which fat parents really are the worst. I should post some stories about some of the horrible parents I've encountered.