Top Left: A corset / shapewear Top Middle: Diet coke lets me eat anything Top right: Taco Bell’s Doritos Locos Taco Mid Left: Slimming/meal replacement shakes. They typically have a lot of sugar and fatties may use them as a snack instead of only by themselves. Center: Garcinia Fat magnet pills that coat your stomach so you pass fat and shit your pants in the process. Mid right: Lack of exercise Lower Left: Excess calories Lower mid: "It works" branded wraps, essentially compression garments that claim to make you lose weight in "45 minutes" I'm not even kidding.  Lower Right: ....I have no idea. I have failed you.