Account Deleted By User Please help me with my script. I drove past a plus-size bridal shop billboard today. I wanna call and fuck with whichever fat piece of enabling shit answers the phone. Here's my first draft:  "Hi, I live with my sister over in (whatever town). She's getting married in September and she needs a dress. She's too embarrassed to call you so she asked me to do it for her. She's about 5'2" and really, really fat. She told me she weighed 550 at her last doctor's appointment, and I know she's gotten bigger since then. She can't really walk so she rides her Rascal whenever she has to get off the couch. She wants to look really sexy for her wedding day but she doesn't want to have to stand up. She's looking for a dress that's sleeveless and is also big enough to cover her AND the Rascal. Is that something that you guys might have in stock, or would it need to be custom-made?"