I got assaulted by a fat fuck while riding my bike! Saturday and Sunday are my "cheat" days on a cut, which means I eat my maintenance calories instead of eating at a deficit. I decided to take a bike ride to a distant McDonald's to earn a chocolate dipped soft serve vanilla cone, (which they did NOT have, so I wound up under maintenance anyway, which is fine). Well, as I'm riding across a bridge to get back home, some disgusting beast pulls up next to me and throws some beetus drink at me, slightly splashing my back. I must have triggered it with my bike riding and swole physique. Of course the coward drove off quickly. His friend in another car behind his threw a beer bottle at me but missed. I only had time to shout "Motherf****r" at them. I usually never swear, but it just came out. I wish I could have shitlorded them, but I didn't have time to think before the fatassaurus drove off. I was hopping I'd see him at the gas station ahead but he didn't stop. Well, if I hated fats before, it's on a whole nother level now. I think my anger unlocked Super Saiyan Public Shitlording Shiznitleader. It is time. tl;dr- fat beast throws drink at me while I'm riding my bike, I hate fats more, will begin publicly shitlording EDIT: typos, added TL;DR