Tale as old as time Sad as it can be Hide her from your friends Then your standards bend Unexpectedly Just a little Strange Treats before the feast Both a little scared Neither one prepared Beta and the beast Ever just the same Ever a surprise, ever as before And never really sure Why her weight would rise Tale as old as time, Boasting that you're strong Bittersweet and strange Claiming you can't change Spurning that you're wrong Certain as the sun Rising in the east Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Beta and the beast Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Beta and the beast, Ooh, beta and the beast