When I was in high school, over the course of 4 years, I had 3 different soccer coaches.  The first 2 were thin and fit.  The last one was morbidly obese, and somehow kept his job as our coach for at least 2 years, possibly longer.  I don't know if he returned as coach after I graduated.  To this day, I still wonder how the fuck he got that job. His fupa and ass were disgustingly large.  He had that whole Dr. Robotnik body type going on, and even back then, I always suspected that he had to wear some kind of adult diaper.