"Winter makes me gain weight." WTFever?! -- fat second cousin of my husband said this while piling on a third (or fourth? not sure) helping on Thanksgiving.  Am just unpacking all that fatfuck WTFuckness of that comment... because WINTER causes weight gain? In SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA?  The fucking FUCK?  It's 70 to 80 degrees Fahrenheit, the ideal time to run and do errands on foot, etc.  Damn, the last time I recall fats blaming old man winter for their convexity was in Watertown and amongst the Fort Drum dependas.  Jesus H Christ -- but don't let la china flaca refuse third helpings of nasty ass canned cranberries or stuffing re-fried in butter because here come the "choo-neeeeds-sum-meat-on-doze-bones hahaha"  idiots./end rant. But seriously, is winter-to-blame a trending scapegoat for fats in your necks of the woods now, too?