Yeah, there's really no effort to get the right voice. I mean sure, there's always exceptions to the rule. But someone like that probably isn't going to be using the phrase "he loves her" to describe his son's first relationship. Even use of "strict diets" just doesn't fit.  Though beyond that they just didn't put enough thought into setting the family dynamic up. An adult man, adult woman, 7 and 8 year old girl and a 14 year old boy have all kept up with a basic exercise routine? That's a tremendous amount of micromanagement. Especially with the set 2 hours of activity. The level of structure and work that'd require would be something a person in that position would probably bring up. Likewise someone's inability to fit into that routine.  Any of that's plausible. But I'm skeptical it'd be described that way. Especially, as you say, on reddit. The idea behind it as trolling is good. But the actual implementation is pretty rough.