Hey, what about a game set in medieval Europe where you play a common poor lad whose goal is to get fat (because the fetishist Count promised to cure his mother from her grave illness if he does)? I want to see all these lardass SJWs try and get their character fat on the typical diet of Europe in the 1500s, and THEN have them REEEE about the unrealistic depiction of starvashun mode in the game and how triggering it is.