Fatasses tries to get me in trouble A few days ago at work, a fatass told on me to my boss about something I did not do. I’m fuming. My blood is boiling. Goddamnit. I hope that whale dies of a heart attack soon. Obviously this worthless, 300 pound animal is trying to get me fired. So anyway, my boss approaches me politely (he’s so nice to us) with: “he [fat fuck] noticed that (bullshit I didn’t do)” I chose to be vague because I’m not comfortable sharing what my job is.  I look at the issue at hand, and say, “wait, what???” I look at my boss, I look at the situation. I look at my boss again. Defeated, uncomfortable with arguing with my boss, I say “sorry, I must not have noticed that I did it. I won’t do it again.” Why did I not argue with my boss? I couldn’t prove that I didn’t do it, and I didn’t want to give my boss an argument and get written up. To add to this, the blubber ass must have put the thing there and dug the bag out of the trash in order to blame me for bullshit. What the hell? I was shaking with anger. My head was filled with absolute hatred for that ugly, worthless, 300 pound subhuman that should die of obesity related complications. I looked at it and wished death upon it.  Does this story get worse? Yes. So I’m standing in the break area drinking some water when my boss approaches me and tells me that I can’t leave drinks or food in a certain area. Uh... what? First of all, I didn’t even eat anything yet. Second of all, my drink never left the break area. Boss nicely (he’s an awesome boss) says: “we can’t leave drinks or food in (area).” My blood immediately boils. I look at my drink, make a face, look at my boss, and sick of all the crap about me, I exclaim, “I didn’t take my water out of this room!!! I didn’t even eat yet!!!” My boss replies, “It’s ok, I know, I’m just reminding everyone about this.” Ok, so maybe I wasn’t told on? But I’m proud that I stood up for myself. My boss wasn’t at all mad at me for exclaiming that I didn’t leave food or drinks out. I wasn’t written up, and my boss didn’t act differently to me. Again, he’s awesome.  Now I’m so so scared that this stuff will happen again, and that I’ll get fired for absolutely no reason.