Some quick observations while still on vacation First thing - I'm reading in the pavilion at the resort and some yoga class starts gathering. I saw the class yesterday, it should be called gentle stretching instead of yoga since the teacher just makes you touch your toes a few times. Anyway, almost all of the participants are fat and I overheard the two fattest having this conversation: Three rolls: I'm so proud of us for exercising today! I'm can't wait to reward myself for being so good Two rolls: I feel like I could get away with cake for breakfast from all this exercise  Three rolls: no, we should have something healthy! We could go to mcdonalds instead of cake And then there was much teeheeing. I wish I was making this up.  Something else: every single fat person here is sunburned as fuck. The thin/normal weight people appear to have worked out how to use sunscreen but I guess fats are too lazy and don't care about skin cancer since they're going to die before cancer takes hold anyway. There's a trio (maybe only two?) completely spherical landwhales I see every day and each of them is that angry, fire-engine red of a ham that's been cured too long in the sun.