Simpee Sara still at it - Dorito Taco Salad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In8vUtHC4HI Yip. AND There are had shots, AND a guy in the background, AND she has a Christmas tree up already. Damn. TL;DW Fatty mashes together faux-edibles to make something to chow down on. DORITOS TACO SALAD SAUCE: 1 cup ranch dressing  1/2 cup salsa 1 tablespoon taco seasoning SEAONED MEAT MIXTURE: 1 lb ground beef or turkey or chicken or morning star crumbles 3 tablespoons taco seasoning OTHER INGREDIENTS: 1 head iceberg lettuce chopped 1 green pepper bell chopped 1 bunch of green onions chopped 1 big can of  black olives drained- halved 1 large tomato chopped 1 can (15.25 ounce) corn drained 1 can (15 ounce) black beans drained and rinsed 2 cup shredded cheddar cheese 1 bag of crushed nacho flavored Doritos I DOUBLED THE SAUCE RECIPE IN MINE! INSTRUCTIONS: In small bowl whisk together ranch dressing, salsa. Cover and refrigerate. In large skillet brown ground beef, drain excess grease. Add taco seasoning and Simmer for 2 minutes. Let mixture cool before adding to your lettuce and stuff.. In large serving bowl add iceberg lettuce. Top with green pepper, black olives, green onions, tomato, corn, black beans and cheddar jack cheese. Right before serving add crushed Doritos and dressing. Toss to coat.