I used to work with a dishonest fat cunt. This thing was about 5'0" and 200lbs. Troll would have been ugly even after losing weight, with her crooked and brown teeth. The first day I was on the job Troll lied to me about some minor matter and didn't realize I knew the truth. They are habitually dishonest. Anyway, I worked in the same small lab with it for about three years. Troll was the clerical employee and I was the senior scientific/technical employee. One day our boss came out from the East Coast for a surprise visit. Boss lady took me aside and asked me if I had ever used the lab's Staples account to order anything for myself. I told her no, but that Troll had ordered me a set of scrubs. It seemed a legit lab expense. Boss lady agreed and then had a meeting with Troll. After about 30 minutes, they returned with Troll quietly sobbing. Troll gathered its things and left. Boss lady then explained to me that over the course of three years Troll had ordered about $11000 worth of personal items from Staples on the lab's dime. These items included 50lb bags of dog food, tampons, food, and small electronic devices. What really gave the game away was her recent order for a $2500 laptop. It honestly thought it could just escalate the orders and nobody would notice something like that. Oy.