Ham is so fat it needs a wheelchair and STILL needs more chocolate. So I was in NYC for a concert this past weekend at Shake Shack in GC eating with my friend. While I was eating I see this poor guy (not fat) pushing around a massive ham in a wheelchair. Not only is she probably 300 pounds but he also has to push her up a ramp. The best (or worst) part is she has a shopping bag from some chocolate store that said "Eat More Chocolate" on the side of it. Good news is she will probably eat herself to death soon enough. I feel bad for that guy...