Click On This, Fat Hello Fat, Who are we? We are not a group of internet trolls. We have real lives. We use fph to vent about how sickening our society has become. Consider this our "safe space" because the absolute worst thing anyone can do these days is body shame. This is who we are. We are your waitress that is overly enthusiastic that you ordered a dessert. Maybe, just maybe your greedy ass will tip us more. We are your doctor who will weigh you just to make your heart pound. We are your "compassionate" nurse who really is disgusted by the thought of having to get an extra large blood pressure cuff to check your vitals. We are your personal trainer who knows you aren't following our diet plan. We are your mechanic who hopes that while your car is in the shop, you just might walk everywhere. But that's never gonna happen. We are your family members who dread having to be associated with you, yet love using any opportunity to shame you. We know you catch our subtle digs. We are your students who smirk when your fat ass cannot walk down the rows. We are your flight attendant who already has an extra bag of peanuts and soda ready for your greasy fingers. We are your neighbor who avoids eye contact at all costs. We are your tattoo artist, thanks for the money you fat fuck. And no, a donut tat isn't cute. It's disgusting.  We are your travel agent who hopes you get lost at sea, where you belong. We are that couple eating next to you at Chipotle after a solid workout, your body is something we discuss. Your poor life choices spill out of your 3XL clothes as you cry into your extra cheese, sour cream, and double meat.  We are everyone you come across in your life. When you see us laughing and think it's about you, you're right. We are laughing at you. We are the fit, thin, and muscular people of the world. You do disgust us, fat.