Same here. It blows my mind that these hams can even pretend to have trouble finding clothes. I mean, 3/4 of the population is overweight. So basic economics suggests that the majority of clothes will be in ham sizes. And at that point, it isn't even an anecdotal thing anymore; it's the cold, calculated reality of corporate America. Most companies wouldn't last long if they willingly shooed away 3/4 of their potential customers.