"I'm not a toothpick" "I'm not a waif" "I'm not a skinny-minnie" "Don't expect a model" WTF. First off, everyone knows you're not skinny because your eyes are drowning in fat deposits. Second, people who "want a toothpick" won't be right-swiping on your fat ass, anyway. Way to be preventively defensive. I don't have tattoos or black hair, but I don't write in my profile, "If you want girls with tattoos, swipe left!" or "If you like black hair, swipe left!"