No fatty, full size candy bars are no reason to get all excited So the office BeetusBeast, that I've written about here before (Greatest hits include No fatty, what I eat is no one's concern but my own, She's at it again: Fatty Gon' Fat, Part Deux , and Fatty Gon' Fat) just thought it would be a great idea to go running through the office and INTERRUPT a client meeting in a closed conference room to loudly exclaim that the CEO had brought in Halloween candy and that it is comprised of a big bag of FULL SIZE CANDY BARS!!!!!! A room with 10 people in it, mostly clients, just stared back at her in disbelief while crickets could be heard chirping as she slowly closed the door and waddled away. Her manager just had her in his office for 15 minutes and I'm sure he's informed her of proper ways to let everyone know that the 'Beetus has the best of her. Oh and to top it off, my shitlord coworker happened to be in the break room when these candy bars were deposited and said she must've had some kind of candy radar because she came in 10 seconds later and immediately cleared out about 3/4 of them from the bag. Does 'Beetus cause dementia?