Average American watches 5 hours of TV a day...but doesn't have time to exercise or eat well. http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/average-american-watches-5-hours-tv-day-article-1.1711954 I saw this excuse pop up in a few places and my bullshit alarm was going off, so I did a quick google and holy shit.  You fat fucks have plenty of time to exercise, shop for decent food, cook it, eat it, and then probably another 2-3 hours still to watch TV.   I'm not really surprised at the fatties lying and being lazy, but I honestly did not expect THIS lazy.  For reference, The Rock was working out about 2 hours/day training to be fucking Hercules.  You have time to train to be Hercules, cook a meal that requires 2 hours of prep time and then still get an hour of TV.