Lol. I can tell you're a normal person because the best you can come up with is cookie dough.  My mother in law adds salted fried pork lard to most of her dishes. We're Vietnamese so our dishes are usually healthy but my MIL has managed to butcher centuries of culture by adding absurd amounts of SALTED FRIED LARD to pho, spring rolls, etc. Goddamnit. She complains that she's fat and has the bmi of 33. I mean, she does walk 20 minutes a week. I WONDER what's going wrong here. Phew. Don't know where that came from. Good to get it off my chest.