New Bayer Aspirin Commercial I couldn't find a video anywhere, so it must be really new. But I saw this commercial on tv just now, and it is one of the "A heart attack doesn't care who you are" commercials.  In this case however, they have a fat fuck and a human eating at a restaurant and the fat guy looks like he's about to have a heart attack, but then it switches to the human having a heart attack instead and not the fatass, then says "a heart attack doesn't care what you look like" or something to that degree.  Straight out of a HAES blog lol.