This is hilarious. Allow me to give an alternate hypothetical account of the events that may have transpired: Gp: fuck I'm so backed up on patients today, there's no way 20 minutes per patient is enough time. Some of these people have a litany of things wrong with them. It's already 4:30pm and I still have 8 patients waiting to be seen.... Okay let's do this. One patient, one complaint for the rest of the day. Where the hell is my nursing assistant. God I gotta get a new one. These damn people are incompetent. Okay let's see who this one is. Jesus christ, her again? I wonder what she wants this time. I've told her a million times she'd feel a lot better if she took better care of herself. Mmkay, last time I ordered some routine labs.. let's see, hmm, some nutritional deficiencies... Big surprise there..  GP: "hey Ms mctubb what can I do for you?"  Mctubb : whines in the background Gp: God dammit! This fkn computer system. I waste all my time dealing with shit like this checking off boxes instead of dealing with my patients! Oh of course the nursing staff didn't do their job and put her weight in like they were supposed to. Fuck man, eight more patients...  Gp: "mctubb look what I have to deal with, they expect me to spend all my time checking off these silly boxes. What's your one complaint for today?" "your hair? Got it" Gp: I'm not even going to address her weight again today, I've already told her in the past to take better care of herself, besides current research shows weight and diet counseling in a doctor's office is pretty futile.  Gp:" okay mctubb I'm going to prescribe you some iron supplements here's what you can expect... "