Crimes only fatties can do Post from the Quora forum: "I prosecuted a misdemeanor case of a brother vs. sister, wherein the brother claimed the sister had struck him with her keys. I was a new prosecutor at the time and the matter had been set and reset many times before my tenure and now, on a Friday afternoon, it was set for a court trial and I, as the juniormost prosecutor in the office, was instructed to handle it. I started to suspect something was up when the courtroom began to fill with deputy public defenders anxious to watch the action. The “victim” was a hugely fat (450+ lbs.) guy who lived in a trailer. The defendant was his equally fat sister. I called the victim to the stand and he began to describe the altercation. Words were exchanged, longstanding disagreements over something trivial, and then the sister got into his face. “So what happpened next?,” I asked. “She belly bucked me.” “So what did you do?” “I belly bucked her back!” The thought of these two going at it with their ginormous bellies was just too much for the courtroom. The judge’s clerk literally ran out of the courtroom with her hands over her mouth, overtaken with laughter. The judge dropped his head on the bench to hide his face. The court reporter was busting up. The public defenders in the audience were howling. I continued to elicit the story of the ongoing belly fight, that only ended when the sister pulled out her keys and scraped him with them. Her attorney (my friend) was laughing so hard he could not immediately proceed with his cross-exam, so we took a break. Eventually he got through it. Equally hilarious. The judge called us both up to the bench and, through tears of laughter suggested that we take an extended recess while he deliberated. He was a traveling judge who would not be back for months. We agreed that it was probably the best thing. I honestly don’t remember how he ruled (maybe I was in another office when he returned). Belly-bucking. Brother and sister. In a trailer home. I knew I’d finally arrived." Nofats_will_MAGA again: Thin Privilege is being immune to prosecution for belly-bucking.