Fat coworker One of my fat coworkers shamed me one day for using coffee whitener in my coffee while she was eating a bag of chips. She was disgusted that I was drinking that “heart hardener” as she called it, while eating a fucking bag of chips. The irony was lost on her. So to troll her I started talking about food, specifically nachos, in way too much detail, and she almost immediately went and made nachos. She then tried waaaay too aggressively to make me eat a plate, yelling and shaming me and putting it on a plate in front of me, even though I told her I wasn't hungry multiple times. I got tired of arguing with her, so I just told her I was allergic to one of the ingredients she put on it, and she relented. Did she throw out my plate of food? Oh you bet she didn't. She fucking ate that shit too. Fat coworkers man. To help express my anger I've written a haiku. You big dumb fat slut Go eat your nachos you pig Please just choke and die