Fatty hitting on me at the gym.... retch! Story time yay, So at the gym for rest day running. The whole time this she ham is constantly looking at me from the circuit area in front of the treadmills. I just keep looking past it trying to beat my time. About half way through she waddles up and oozes herself onto the machine next to me and starts walking stupid slow, like slow enough to still be typing on her phone slow. Smiling towards me, trying to chat as the minutes drag on. Is like to mention Im doing intervals at a 7-9 pace so Im trying to bust my ass here. So finally gets huffy and tries pawing at my machine to get my attention.... I snap at her and tell her to not interrupt me while Im running, put my head phones back in and have now lost 30 sec off my time... she huffs off. I wish that was all. So near the front of the gym they have massage chairs. Not surprising its all hams that use them and just stay in them the entire time. Getting my shoes on to leave this cunt is still vibrating in her chair. She starts telling me how nice they are, how some one like me probably does not use them. I just tell her no. Once Im done my run here I have a set of stairs I run for the next portion then I go home. (These ones: https://c1.staticflickr.com/2/1631/25431221394_2a83c2f975_b.jpg https://c1.staticflickr.com/6/5550/11739531293_47e4b19119_b.jpg))  She tells me I should try the chairs and that they are so nice and comfy. Even goes as far as to offer me a seat, right there on her jiggling lap...  Fuck that noise. Not sure if she got the message between me coughing/laughing and trying to say fuck no. But her face was enough to make me think I got my point across. Damn I miss the Korean shit ladies that used to run next to me.