UGH, yes. Keep your fucking cats inside! (And yes, I like the response: "How does he know you have a cat if it's inside?" They play it off as the dude being a busybody, but nice work, replier.) (Also, {{{{hug}}}} to you--that must have been awful, having to deal with that.) And I seriously, seriously doubt the puppy was only a foot away from her off-leash. People lie about that shit all the time anyway, so add the fact that it's Flo and you know that puppy was thirty feet away from her, probably shitting in the neighbor's yard, and there's no way she actually cleans it up since that requires A) responsibility; B) effort; C) the ability to squat and get back up without assistance. Not to mention that you know she didn't bend down to take the leash off the puppy sitting right next to her, it was off-leash the whole time, which endangers the dog, not that she gives a shit. (She says, "Oh, I know about leash laws and why we have them," but she clearly doesn't if she's taking a puppy out off-leash like that. Notice she doesn't say they were in their own yard, too, which is [generally, usually, whatever qualifier] the only place it's legal to have your dog off-leash in places where there are leash laws; if it was in her own yard she would have said so.) And just the sheer fucking shitty entitlement of it. You know, even if this heroic neighbor is just a bored tight-ass narc, so what? You're still breaking the law, Flo. You're still doing something you're not supposed to do. He doesn't owe your fat ass anything, and has every right to call your landlord and complain. If you don't want him complaining about it when you do stuff you're not supposed to do, then stop doing that stuff--he wouldn't have anything to report if you weren't doing reportable things. "I need everyone to go back to work now because I'm tired of my neighbors seeing me act like an irresponsible, lazy shitheel?" Fuck you.  Maybe your neighbors need you to go to work so they can stop having their enjoyment of their own property ruined by having to see your fat ass. Maybe they're sick of hearing your loud stupid fat voice. Maybe they're sick of your ill-behaved animals making noise and shitting everywhere. Maybe they're sick of the enormous piles of trash your eating generates. Maybe they're sick of your stupid rainbow flags and Comfy shrieking about gendah and the dirty looks the two of you undoubtedly give him every time he tries to enjoy his own property because he's a white man and they are all awful, how dare you actually have to live next door to one, that's going to bring down the property values. If I had to live next door to you fat sacks of garbage, I'd be on the lookout for anything and everything I could report you for, too. I hope you get evicted and dumped on your enormous asses on the street, and those animals taken away from you, you entitled cunt. (Not to mention, how do you know what he saw? I guess your landlord called and said your neighbor reported you for having the dog off-leash, but you don't know that he only saw the one moment the puppy was a foot away from you--which, again, bullshit it was just standing a foot away from you the whole time you were outside with it. Sounds to me like this guy called the landlord over several incidents, not just one. Auuugh I hate you.) Oh, and be grateful he just called your landlord instead of the police, dumbass.