There was this girl gabby that I went to HS with who was about 5'2 and 180lbs. She was built like an Ecuadorian soccer player and was constantly muffin topping. She would constantly brag that she's a size 1 and all that shit.  One day, while she was bragging in one of my classes, I finally lost it. I said something along the lines of "when you have to suck in and lye down while using pliers to zipper your fly, you're not a size 1. That's why you have two pounds of fat hanging over the top of your pants. " She got super quiet, then told a counselor about it and claimed she had an eating disorder, the usual shit fatties do. I was actually anorexic at the time, and I had been homeschooled the year prior because my body started to attack the nerves in my spine which caused a myriad of other issues. That was one of my first shitlording experiences, and ever since then, when I hear a fatty claiming that they have an ED or that they are a certain unrealistic size, I can't help but laugh.