TIL delusional hams identify with mermaids because their legs are so fat they basically always touch as if they were fused like a tail. I thought it was for no reason at all that they identified as being a mermaid (spew) but apparently that is the disgusting reason. Work fat told me about it today as it was telling me that it's thighs rub together so much they have to lube them up or they start to bleed? Horrific. Then it ate 2 doughnuts in front of me. Honestly, do they think that it is ok that this happens to them?!