Holy fuck you're right!  Giant fucking polka dots are so slimming, and also are probably the reason why, in a month, the butterslug still can't lose weight.  It's common knowledge that viewing giant fucking polka dots on bath mats confuses the metabolism into a special starvation mode known to scientisists as "post-modern-starvationism", which forces the viewer to take on the shape of the represented (and oppressed) polka dot.