My Ham Story Two years ago, I was 30 lbs overweight, depressed, unhappy, and flat out disgusting. It was horrible. Having this giant thing popping out when I look down (I mean my stomach, get your mind out of the gutter!). Today, I am ten lbs underweight, and am happy, I feel good, and I feel I look much better. And  I can do mostly everything I couldn't do (except fly, fucking birds). See Obeasts, Hamplanets etc. You can be so much happier if you stop eating!