Fat People Are *Still* Bad Parents I spent about an hour wrestling with my 2.5yo tonight. Picking him up and throwing him onto the couch, spinning him around my waist (fatties are too fat for that move), doing squats with him piggyback, doing pushups with him on my back, generally tossing him crazily around the living room to the laughter of my wife and infant...not to mention his own. It was a pretty good work out for me too...worked up a sweat and such which tells me it would give the typical hamplanet a heart attack. This kind of made me sad knowing how many kids have obeast parents that will never play with their children. Never going to know the joy of spinning around a room and demanding to "climb on daddy" over and over  or something as simple playing catch in the backyard.  Fatties are abusing their children by mere existence.