Not one,but TWO stories of land whales setting a crematorium on fire. Poor firefighters got grease on their clothing, but the mental scars will stay forever.  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2154897/Dead-obese-woman-body-fat-set-building-cremation.html http://www.calebwilde.com/2014/10/500-lb-body-causes-fire-at-virginia-crematory/