I had a superfat PE teacher. I don't want to get into a whole thing, but I'm pretty sure he wanted to molest me. He was always staring at me, and then one day when he got the change he slapped my (half-naked, underwear-wearing, 16-yearl-old) ass in the locker room. Fat PE teachers are almost always fucked up people. As soon as you see one --people I'm trying to help-- you gotta run the fuck away.