Fatass tried to start something in the checkout line. I was standing in a long line in checkout when a cashier opened up another register and told me and the person in front of me to come over. So I go over to the register and the cashier tells me he is going to check out the other person first because they only have a water bottle. So I'm like alright and move over. In comes this fatass that was once female. It looked to be about 400 lbs and was talking loudly on the phone. She starts saying how this "white boy"(She is white too btw) just tried to cut her in line even though she was in line first. Then she started to say how rude and awful I was. I was not about to take shit from some fatass so I told her to go fuck herself. "This white boy  just told me to go fuck myself, can you believe that?" ree ree went the sow. I stopped paying attention and then she leaves. The cashier starts ringing up my stuff and then the fat ass brings in her equally fat ass boyfriend who was black (explains the white boy comments.) He comes up to me and says " I heard you told my girl to go fuck herself." I already irate told him he could go fuck himself too. The fat ass motherfucker then proceeds to tell me how he is going to "slap the shit out of me." I look him straight in the eye and tell him his fat ass ain't going to do shit. I turn my attention back to the cashier. Both  butter huffers storm out of the store. The cashier must have been worried because he walked out the exit and came back in before completing my order. I'm not in the least concerned about fighting some massively overweight asshole and his sow.  I'm actually pleased with myself that I pissed of two garbage dumpsters and made the guy look like pathetic in front of his bitch of a girlfriend.