Fats offend every one of the five senses. Visual: They're ugly and look like a walking disease. Auditory: They're loud, obnoxious, and rude. Tactile: They're sweaty and greasy (if you've ever had the misfortune of accidentally touching one). Oh, and they invade your personal space. Olfactory: THEY STINK no matter how well they think they've showered because they're nose-blind to their own putrid stench. Gustatory: They never get your food or drink order right. They put extra mayo/ranch/extra sugar/cream/butter on your shit!