The hippos at the zoo have escaped This will be a post with many photos of real life fats. So I went back to my hometown in the midwest recently, and everytime I go back I am unpleasantly reminded why I left in the first place (hint: fats). Someone made the decision that we should go to the zoo since we had some younger kids from the family with us. Upon arrival, I quickly realized just how many fucking fats were around me while we were walking from the parking lot to the entrance, such as this fine specimen: https://imgoat.com/uploads/f6ffaa6bb0/111199.jpg   Still not even to the entrance and I spot an excellent example of the elbow fupa: https://imgoat.com/uploads/f6ffaa6bb0/111204.jpg   And if one elbow fupa wasn't enough for you, here were see the bilateral elbow fupa, truly a rare breed: https://imgoat.com/uploads/f6ffaa6bb0/111207.jpg   I don't know what to call this body type other than "frumpy" (notice the multiple spilled beetus stains): https://imgoat.com/uploads/f6ffaa6bb0/111208.jpg   This hog is literally red in the face from walking 100 feet: https://imgoat.com/uploads/f6ffaa6bb0/111209.jpg   DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK IF THERE IS FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH: https://imgoat.com/uploads/f6ffaa6bb0/111210.jpg   More like Burger King and Queen of the Buffet: https://imgoat.com/uploads/f6ffaa6bb0/111211.jpg   (From left to right), "The Peeking Fupa," "Type 2 Diabetes at 12," and "Never Lost the Baby Weight":  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f6ffaa6bb0/111212.jpg   Childhood obesity x2: https://imgoat.com/uploads/f6ffaa6bb0/111213.jpg   More like "DIEana," amirite: https://imgoat.com/uploads/f6ffaa6bb0/111214.jpg   JUST LOOK AT THIS FUCKING FACE: https://imgoat.com/uploads/f6ffaa6bb0/111215.jpg   Oxygen tank? check. Gunt that touches the handlebars? check. https://imgoat.com/uploads/f6ffaa6bb0/111216.jpg   Fats are truly an ugly breed of "human." Just look at these ugly mugs: https://imgoat.com/uploads/f6ffaa6bb0/111217.jpg   IT'S A MIRACLE! THIS SCOOTYFAT CAN WALK! (but only to the food counter): https://imgoat.com/uploads/f6ffaa6bb0/111218.jpg   Just wow. Could you be any uglier if you fucking tried? (notice the ring on her hand, somewhere a beta left the pigsty door open): https://imgoat.com/uploads/f6ffaa6bb0/111220.jpg   It turns out that I have at least 30 more of these photos, so I won't post them all at once and instead I'll make a part 2 if you guys want to see more of the fat fucks that make up middle america.   Right about now at least one of you is probably thinking, "Hey, fuck this guy, he made me look at all these fats and no eyebleach!"   If you like women: https://imgoat.com/uploads/f6ffaa6bb0/111237.jpg If you like sunsets: https://imgoat.com/uploads/f6ffaa6bb0/111235.jpg And where would we be without this guy: https://imgoat.com/uploads/f6ffaa6bb0/111238.jpg