Subtle shitlording today in class Hey shitlords and ladies this is my first story i'm posting but it'll be short and sweet. Today I did some subtle shitlording today in computer science class today. So let me tell you I'm a high school senior and our class has a mixture of students from all grades. The Whale in question is only a junior and "she" has got to be at least 280 lbs (I'm probably being generous). She waddles everywhere, wears weave with fucking purple highlights, it resembles more of an ape mixed with a pig than a human being. She is so cringeworthy thinking she's quirky and cute cause she plays "vidya gaems" as she calls them. Worst of all every time her ham beast eyes catch me in her sights she calls my name in her annoying voice and forms a brofist with her sausage link fingers. Boy I can't wait to graduate so I never have to see her again.      Anyways we are using excel to organize groups of data then distort them to make said data misleading. I then tell my teacher in the snarkiest voice possible loud enough for the ham to hear " Sir I'm going to make my data on linking health conditions like Diabeetus and yah know, DEATH to Obesity." Oh god I love my teacher for his response ,"Oh that's perfect! so when your distorting this data you will make it seem like the heavier you are the longer you live than a normal person." I know for a fat that I triggered that ham today whoa me and my friends had a good laugh after. Welp  I'm goona go make some HAES data later lords & ladies.