You know how they say dogs resemble their owners? This evening as I was finishing up my run with my dog, I had probably the best exchange with fats I have ever had. The trail goes through a forest, and at the head of it is a children's park. As we were coming out, I see a pack of classic tumblrinas: grossly overweight, weird hair colours, piercings, wearing far too little clothing. One of them yelled 'AWWW LOOK AT THE DOG!' and of course, because my dog is so good to me, I went 'nnnnnnope!' and went straight to my jeep so they wouldn't ask to pet him.  Unfortunately, it was too late. I parked too close to the park (kudos to whoever designed and built that park - it's durable) and they lumbered up to my Jeep while I was giving my poor baby some water. I shit you not, he growled when they came up to us to try and pet him. He's a lab. He's the friendliest lil pooch ever. I guess he's never seen something so weird looking. Like he's seen fat people but not ones like that. I asked them to 'please leave us alone, you're making my dog uncomfortable'.  I love my dog. He's so perfect.