You can tell like all fatties he thinks surgery is some magic unicorn.  He already "can't survive" on 1200 calories but somehow it'll be different if it's after gastric bypass.  And you have to lose weight to be approved for surgery to show you're ready to make lifestyle changes - oh, so I guess the magic metabolism fairy grants a change to your genetics when surgery is wanted?  Who exactly do you think you're kidding to have the gall to say weighing 500+lb  30ca  s isn't your fault?