Where I live is so full of fats that I mistook two dogs for pigs in one day. I was driving by before work and saw this huge black thing laying in the corner of someone's yard. Since we're in a rural area and the fair is coming up my first thought was that someone had their pig in their front yard. This thing was massive and of course I got angry because I hate it when people fatten pigs up to the point where they can't move. It's animal abuse. Then the pig looked up and I saw it was a...rottweiler. No words. I went out to lunch around noon and saw someone walking what I first thought was a pot-bellied pig. Upon closer inspection...no. Seriously fat Havanese with matted hair. The owner herself looked like a pig walking on two legs.