Fat waitress hits on me Tonight I was going to eat at Denny's and a fatty ruined my night.  She was definitely obese, probably between 200 and 250 with a belly that hung down even more than you would expect for her size, which made her even more disgusting than the typical fat. She looked about 40 so she was probably 35.  When she came up to our table to ask us what we wanted to drink, she said "Hi there handsome!" How gross that a fat ugly bitch hit on me, as if I was into bestiality.  Moral of the story: fats ruin everything.