Target doesn't have any shorts in my size. Wtf? The worst part is I'm not even skinny in any reasonable sense. I'm very average sized by 1980s standards. I wear a real 32 waist, but at Target I need a 30 because of vanity sizing. In a better world, that should be one of the most common sizes. Just left Target emptyhanded. They had dozens of shorts in fatty sizes, from slightly obese to deathfat. I'm a cheapskate and oblivious to fashion. I don''t want to shop at pricey boutiques. Hams have officially ruined Target.