Shitlord Chinese Restaurant. Our local Chinese restaurant just opened a brand new location on the other end of town.  She is selling her same awesome recipes but now in a buffet format.  It's been open for about a month and I just went for the first time today to check it out.  Well, I have seen the owner at her other location and she's a very slim, fit, middle age Chinese woman.  I don't know if she's a shitlord, but at this point I'm going to assume she is because her restaurant is hilarious.  It's in an old Arby's and it really isn't very large, but she still managed to cram probably 75 tables in it.  The tables are so close there is only about 12" between the backs of chairs, and if you're wider than that and you're unlucky enough to be a row or two away from the buffet it's hard to get through.  I was off to the side, and my chair got bumped, slammed, grabbed, and even pushed in by one fat ass through out my entire lunch break.  I wasn't even mad, it was fucking hilarious.  While standing in line I just watched the awkward flow of people as they stood up and tried to navigate this maze.  It was glorious.  I had to shimmy through about 8 chairs on my two trips to the buffet, but I turned to the left and fit right through with tons of spare room.  I probably won't go back any time soon, but hopefully they won't ever remove any tables, it was just too fun watching.