Muh fat don't affect no one else - kid's clothing edition Sorry for the frequent posts, but this is ridiculous. I'm doing my first 5k, wow, such fit, much run. It's gonna be full of fats, unfortunately, and I can tell this by a few reasons: 1) there were fats picking up their packets, and being really fucking slow and obnoxious about it (teehee, I totally get to cheat after my 1k fun run!) 2) The thing working the tshirt pickup was at least the size and shape of Mr. Creosote. Got super triggered when I said my kid's shirt wasn't for my kids, which I don't have, but myself.  3) The THE CHILDREN'S MEDIUM SHIRT IS FUCKING GIGANTIC. I figured, with this being my first time and all, I'd go with a safe bet and get a children's medium, which has historically fit me decently. Nope. Here's the tag, front, and back. I don't know what the fuck kind of kids they were expecting, maybe literal baby elephants? Maybe they invited a circus to the race and I mistakenly got one of their shirts.  So now I get to turn this into a tank top for weight lifting. Hooray. PS: There is no reason to include snacks in a goody bag FOR A 5K/1K. Your sugars will not go so low inbetween walking out of the store and getting home you need fucking nutter butters. Though, nutter butters are damn good.