Rant: Fat tubbo security guard endangers peoples' lives at work by sleeping/eating in company van I lurked when fph was on reddit and have been lurking here for about a month, but i just need to vent about a fat beast at work. So I work in a call center in Texas. Which for the fortunately uninitiated, means I am one of maybe a dozen at most human sized people working here. I work nights and there is parking for night shift workers since the day shifters take up pretty much all of the other parking except for the spaces on the far reaches of a huge lot surrounded by trees and poorly lit at night  (this becomes important later.) So it is the job of one of the center's security guards to open the night shift parking 15 minutes before my shift starts, and this is noted very clearly on the sign. And this job falls to the guard who patrols the lot in a van. This lumbering lump of vomit is so big I could fit literally FOUR of myself into the suit jacket they require him to wear. And every day, without fail, I either have to park out in bum fuck egypt, or I am late because I have to wait for tubbins to either finish the nap or the burger he is eating in the van out by the entrance. If you drive up and ask him to open the parking, he'll take off in the opposite direction and not open it for hours. I can only assume he's been given this job because the other guards can't stand the putrid smell when having him indoors. This is the same guard I turned down when he thought it was a good idea to hit on me when escorting me to my hiring drug test. And of course he asked if I'd like to go eat somewhere. Ugh. No, fatass.  Anyway getting off topic, I don't mind walking a distance to get to the building, as I am normal sized and can walk without wheezing like a goddamn butterhumper. The thing that bothers me is walking back out by myself in the dark when there are people who lurk about in the parking lot, and i swear to god if anything ever happens when I am walking to my car at night, I will make sure that fucking tub of shit loses his job, and can't sit wasting space sleeping in a van and getting paid for it. Enrages me that fats are given a free pass to not do their jobs and still get paychecks. But hey, their actions don't affect anyone but themselves, amirite??!