Hahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahahahha Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahhahahahhahahaahahahhahahahahhahhahhahhahahha! Nigger, you funny. The majority of us here that have ever admitted ages are well past the first blush of youth. We've been told that "you'll see when you hit 30." At 35, when we continued to demonstrate fitness and the benefits of not stuffing our faces until we balloon, we were told, "You'll see when you hit 40! It'll catch up to you!" ...Miraculously, at 40 we still look better than our peers, and still haven't gained the inappropriate weight of the gorging gluttons.  At 60 I am no fatter than I was at 20. It's amazing how often my generation thinks I am 10-20 years younger, simply because they have forgotten what a normal weight is.  You do seem to have an obsession with sexuality. Sperm, references to the anus... Perhaps if you hadn't shoveled food down your gullet until your body swelled like a fat tick, you might have been able to find a partner who would have sex with you. Sadly, you chose the pleasures of food over all others, and now you must reap what you've sown.