Holy shit.... Hilarious gymfat brought a twin! Original story here - https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/1414185 So this aforementioned mayo dumpster has brought a friend!  Mrs. Cthulhu saw it first at the gym on a day that I wasn't feeling so hot, and I couldn't believe it until I saw it. Same sausage casings, same stupid goddamn ponytail, same bleach blonde with bad roots, but holy shit, it's even bigger! If you thought that one of them spasmodically thrashing an exercise machine was funny, watching the two of them side by side is just pure comedy gold! I almost can't work out when they're there. Between laughing to myself, snickering with Mrs. Cthulhu, and fighting back urges to break their kneecaps with a dumbbell, it's amazing that I get a workout in at all! You can't make this shit up, folks.