Paid to shitlord. Unfortunately, my job isn't as cool as the title suggests. I drive for a resturant in my city part time. The restaurant provides us with vehicles which usually have the name of the resturant on the side and back of the vehicles. They recently got new cars with no signs printed on them and I've been using this to my advantage to shitlord the hell out of fat pedestrians. It seems fats have a need to jaywalk at really incontinent times. When they have been walking past the road as I'm approaching I've been yelling things such as, "take your time piggy. Wouldn't want to burn off those curves!" and "yeah...you better not hurry across the road, you might fall and cause an earthquake." I will also honk mercilessly at them and when they look at me I puff up my cheeks and make a big circle with my arms over my dashboard. I will also just yell out the window at fats walking on the sidewalk. I'll yell, "get your bulbous ass back to the ocean, whale!" It's really been a blast and I think has helped with any road rage that may build up.