My favorite hobby is SWARMING with fats, and there's (almost) nothing I can do about it I love shooting. Not just your average "hit the bulls eye" boring stuff, but more of IPSC and local variants of this. It is absolutely amazing experience, lot of fun, nobody is drunk or behaving like an asshole ... but a shitload of competitors are fat. Some can hide a fucking gun under their fupa!! I wish I was jocking.  Only way I can think of to get further away from fats is to join more physically demanding competititons, maybe I should start Waffenlauf or something