I don't think there's a story, really. I mentioned it briefly in one of the other comments, but my sister used to go to highschool with this lard. When my sister moved away to college, the ham ended up living in a nearby town, so she was one of her few friends in the area. I couldn't tell you why my sister is still friends with her though. If you ask me, the pictures of the bridal party are going to look like shit because the rest of us are tall and thin, and then there's tubby.