The biggest deathfat I've ever seen. I found it at my local supermarket so I'm going to call it Suppermonster and it is the biggest I've ever seen in meatspace. I've seen plenty bigger on the internet, but in Australia, this kind of thing is not common.  I have a brief story. I spotted Suppermonster several weeks ago and was shaken by the experience. It was working checkout and I was drawn there because I couldn't get over how massive it was. I haven't missed a single FPH post in a long time now, but I still was nowhere near prepared. Somehow, I don't think I ever could have been prepared. I don't know how it was standing by its own power, but then again, I wouldn't have been able to see a hydraulic lift behind Suppermonster enormousness. I had this morbid need to investigate further.  What stood out while I watched Suppermonster work was how slowly it had to move. Its fupa is so big that it can't pass items across itself and into the bagging area like a human worker would. Instead, it has to use one arm and sway its entire body back and forth to move items from one side to the other. It was hilarious, but also angering because of how much time it takes unnecessarily. How is it employed? At this point, I quickly realised that I didn't bring my phone. I learnt a lesson that day because I was berating myself for not being able to get pics for a post. I thought about making a text post to describe it; however, "No," said my shitlady brain. "That's lazy. Play the patience game, put in the effort, and do it right." So, I came back to this store every week waiting for Suppermonster to be there. Several weeks passed and I was beginning to wonder if it had died or been fired. It couldn't be far away from either. This weekend, though, I was glad to see a fat for the first time in my life. My patience payed off and now I have one picture, two picture, three picture of Suppermonster as well as this video I took of its bagging technique. None of these do justice to how shocked I was at the sight of it, but it's the best I can do. Edit: fixed picture URLs