Saw a Fatass at the gym yesterday IDK why some fats even try. There was this massive obeast I had never seen before. He showed up on the one day that they had cookies and muffins (no idea why they did that). He plopped his large ass down on the couch where he was just watching TV. I was about 10 minutes into my run I think and he was in the direct line of sight with my treadmill. After a bit he got up and sat back down on a bench for a few minutes. Then he got up and slowly walked one lap around the indoor track. He sat back down on the bench for several minutes before doing lap two. Then he repeated the process for lap three. Then he went back to the couch and just sat down and watched TV and checked facebook. Disgusted that I had to see him.  On the bright side I was listening to the 2012 episode of the F-Plus podcast called "Hungry Hungry Hippos" and it was absolutely hilarious and shitlordy. I would love to hear some more shitlord podcasts.