Wow. I actually yelled at a fat in public. I've been reading stories about others here openly shitlording fatties in public, making me all envious because I'm pretty timid. But not today! Big Baldy Fatspreader (BBF) is taking up two seats at the metro. Older man (OM) comes, asks for a seat. BBF grunts, wiggle a bit in his seat. Older man asks again if he can have a seat. BBF makes an overly dramatic sigh and finally scoops over to his side. Older man sits down, followed by a moment of silence. BBF: I'm a big guy y'know. OM: I know. BBF: Fuck you. OM: No. BBF: Fuck you muslim cunt. OM: (ignores) Me: Shut the HELL up! You're not big, you're fat! BBF: (calls me a slut, a whore, a muslim lover, gets up, swings his backpack, almost hitting me and passanger next to me, gets off train) Everyone on the train is like wtf, what an idiot/jerk/retard/etc. But I didn't get a standing ovation, a hundred dollars, and the man wasn't Albert Einstein.