Star Wars Hams Let me start out by saying the movie was awesome and I won’t spoil it for other shitladies and shitlords who want to go see The Last Jedi. So last night me and my shitman went to go see Star Wars:The Last Jedi I bought tickets weeks before and was excited to go see it. Of course it was packed mostly with hams and some normal people. So we get our popcorn and go get our seats and in comes a pod of whale college kids. Three fat 20 somethings? (i think it’s hard to tell with fats) that try to stuff themselves in the movie seats one even remarks that the movie seats aren’t made for fat people. Well no shit hamlock! Through the movie they were pulling on our seats (they were behind us) talking loud and generally being rude fat hogs. Each had an extra large popcorn which it slopped down with a large drink. The movie was great though could of done without the fat hogs behind us though.