I mean, everybody occasionally has a little pasta sauce fall off the pasta on the fork, or a drippy ice cream bar and a little blob falls on you. Every once in a while--maybe once or twice a year, tops--when I'm not thinking, I'll bend down or look down and actually manage to drool on myself like a baby. I once went to drink from a can, thought it was emptier than it was, and tipped it too far before it hit my mouth, thus literally pouring soda down my chin. But these fats seem to do this sort of thing as a regular everyday occurrence; they regularly overload their forks so much or are so impatient that they can't wait a second for the extra sauce to drip off, or are already tilting the spoon so it pours all over them, or are just shoving everything in so fast and willy-nilly, or have stuffed their mouths so full, that it's like a food fountain all over them. That's not a normal amusing foible of being human and having a normal human body that doesn't perform perfectly every single time, that's just gluttony.