The fattest behavior I've ever witnessed I was pulling into a grocery store parking lot and noticed the first space car was leaving. As the car left, the car next to it pulled out as well. I thought, great, I drive a giant kid-mobile and not only will I have the closest, safest spot in the lot, I won’t have to do a 30 point turn to get into it. No. The car next to it pulled out, and then backed into BOTH spots. In the driver’s seat was a 400 pound he-whale who couldn’t get his fat ass out in a regular spot so instead of parking in the back lot with tons of space and a little ways to walk- it parked and waited for an opportunity to be the fattest fuck ever. The kids and I had a HUGE laugh over it.