Fellow shitlord hiker here too, with my story of a blob on a trail. I was just finishing my hike, a 19-mile round trip loop to see a spectacular waterfall. With only a few hundred yards to go, I saw two blobs going up the trail. I thought, maybe they will push on to the first vista, it's not far and the view is magnificent. Haha, no. A few minutes later they were back at their cars, sitting and stuffing their faces, beauty unglimpsed. Being able to see beauty is of of the best things about being in shape. Blobs live a grey life.