Shitlording a Reebok Factory Store employee I was at the Reebok Factory Store the other day looking at Nanos (I didn't need a new pair, but I like to look at the colors and mentally match them to my booty short and capri wardrobe). A chubby employee - you could see the inner eatbeast emerging - approached me and asked me if I do CrossFit. I replied in the affirmative. (Yes, 3x week, plus a barbell technique class, plus I run.) He said, "I don't get CrossFit. I can't imagine paying $150/month for it." Me: "It's cheaper than diabetes." He kind of freaked out at that.