Favorite Activities? Have your Fun and Trigger Fatties too! Dear Shitlords and Shitladies, I like to think that we are all active, healthy people who get out and conquer with an unshakeable joie de vivre. Unfortunately, fatties are everywhere and tend to creep into every fucking activity, like an oil slick spreading over a hoard of penguins. They waddle into our classes, our sports, our hobbies - and then they complain, whine and stink up the fucking place like the wretched pustules they are. What do you do, that is FUN and TRIGGERS the accompanying fatties at the same time? For me... My tennis group has an abundance of fatties and of course these fat fucks refuse to play with other fat fucks (especially these walrus-like womyn who look down upon the fat men. hurr "feminism"). So what the shitlords and ladies do is this; we make them run. It is a glorious sight to see sweating fatties waddling across the court, chasing the ball like a schizophrenic walrus as we try not to laugh out right. The coach is in on it, and he'll be there on the sidelines yelling at them to go "faster!". Thus, our group has a high turnover of fatties - it is a source of pride that fatties tend to begin skipping training quickly. Cosplay in the shitlord paradise of East Asia is very much different from the comic-cons of the West. There is less tolerance for corpulent cunts in crustumes for one - though this does not mean that the fatties do not try. Most Asian girls are natural shitlords and will not even think of cosplaying at all if they are fat, but there are some do not share this introspection ( often the expatriates, or a particular disgusting breed of Asian Tumblrettes). Thankfully, the community tends to give these fatties the mockery they deserve- heck even the photographers try to push the fatties, if any to the edges of the photos. What results loads of eye candy for me and a sullen, swollen group of sad sacks sobbing at starbucks at the end of the day. Warms the depths of my heart, it does. So, wbu guys?