Ohhhh god, I totally forgot to include in the main story:  When I was at said bar, at the dependopotumi table, one had brought her equally lardy sister along.  It was trying SO hard to get the attention of this one particularly good looking soldier, and he was having none of it.  At one point, it runs it's beetus hands down his chest, and whines "Pleeeease?" (Wanted him to buy it a drink).  He rankles his nose, gently pushes her away and says "You can ask someone else. I'm not doing this."  It sulks the rest of the night. Entitlement is a bitch.