Whalemart Ham Dilemma I work at Walmart in the dairy/ freezer department. Call me crazy, but for the most part I actually really enjoy my job. The cold doesn't really bother me, I just layer up a bunch and if I have to go into the back freezer I wear a jacket. (The jackets provided are all in ham sizes, so I feel like a lumpy landwhale when I wear them.) I'm in one of the busiest departments in the store, running around busting my ass all day long. I will never have a "slow day." I'm also pretty lucky, most of the customers who talk to me or ask me for help are regulars who are super cool. I'd go above and beyond to help these people because they aren't assholes.  My issue is with the fats. When a whale comes along riding a scooter that's full of junk food and needs help finding something (9 times outta 10 it's chocolate milk) and the shelf is empty, if I know I have some in the back cooler, I'm torn between grabbing it for them or telling them we're out of stock. I know the ham will just go somewhere else to get what they need, but all I can think when they ask me for stuff is, 'You don't need it, fatty.' So. Do I help them eat themselves to death, or do I make them work for it and shop elsewhere?  Edit: If hams wanna eat themselves to beetus and early death, I'll let them.