so...this fat fuck is saying she's going to do a half ironman????  That's what it SAYS. Money seems to be on her working up to a heroic cop-out that keeps it from even starting, or getting DQ'd because it didn't meet the cutoff time for the swim. It will use either to try and gain sympathy points from it's butter-huffing crisco cauldron followers because it "tried so hard, but couldn't overcome the adversity of fatshaming organizers and other athletes trying to kill it." This is the same creature that "completed" a marathon in Seattle. Except it really just waddled 26.2 miles over the course of literally half of a day, and kept the volunteers there HOURS after the streets had re-opened and everyone else had crossed the finish line. More of the beast's lies exposed.