Fatty admits it can have a PBnJ for substituted at any time for a meal it doesn't like. Two slices of bread is roughly 140 calories (70 a apiece for basic bread). Peanut butter is roughly 180 calories a serving. Jelly is roughly 50 calories a serving. Presumably the PBnJ is an approximate replacement for what it otherwise would have been given. That's (140+180+50)x5=1850. Fatty proceeds to act like 1850 calories is fucking Auschwitz.  No hope for some. Put it down.