Out of the mouths of babes :') I have lamented on here that I am unable to find boots that fit my shitlady-ing thighs properly. On Black Friday, I saw a pair if boots I had been lusting over on sale. Because it was a big and expensive purchase, the one star reviews worried me. They were full of phrases like "skinny ladies, these boots are for you reeeeeeee!" and things like that. I was unaware my shitling could see the screen. SL: That's not fair. Me: What's up? SL: They are just saying that because they are fat and can't fit in them.