I love how badly they eat shit when they do attempt something human. Not even athletic, just stuff that almost any able bodied human can do. Two submissions that come to mind are the ham trying to rope swing into a lake and sliding off the rope due to its sheer mass and the ham trying to get on this playground merrygoround thing with its pigfucker and falling over. These results should be shameful for them, an acknowledgement that they have failed as humans in the most basic of activities. But they aren't, because the typical tumblr/IG/facebook crab-bucket echo-chambers are there to remind them that it's somehow someone else's fault.