Three Nights with my Ham Family Every single person in my immediate family is obese. I was a former ham but I shut that shit down real quick when I was about 13 and was able to make my own food decisions. Recently, an ice storm hit our town that knocked out our electricity for days. We had to stay at my grandma's and I had to sleep in the same room as my dad and brother, sharing a bed with my brother. I did not sleep for two out of the three nights I had to endure it. Both my dad and brother snore super loudly, and when they're not snoring, they end up breathing all hard. Not only that, but every few hours my fatass brother kept rolling over more and more to the point where I was nearly hanging on the edge of the bed. They were the worst nights I've had in years. I'm just waiting to get a driver's liscence so I can buy and cook healthier food for them so I don't have to deal with this again.