One fat to rule them all Today at work I had to deal with a butterbeast. This thing was so big it was invading (crushing) it's coworkers space. There were four people at my table, including this behemoth. Soooo anyways, this thing wants a water because "I'm on a diet". Whatever. Her coworkers start ordering food and they're talking about just splitting a couple of things between the table because our portions are big and they weren't very hungry. Not this bitch. She argued (bullied) them into getting more food plus an appetizer. When I walked up a little bit later to get rid of their appetizer plates, there was piece of bread and some artichoke dip left. She refused to take it because again, "I'm on a diet" and tried making the guy next to her eat it. He absolutely did not want it but this bitch shoved it on his plate anyways. He ended up just giving the plate to me and this mayobarge REEEEEEEEEEEEEED about it. Whatever bitch, it's already in my hand with other plates on top of it.  She was so pissed at him for refusing to eat it. The best part of this whole story: before the rest of the food came out, this thing was badgering the others about where they were going to eat for dinner. I shit you not, one of the guys said "I don't fucking care, we haven't even had lunch yet. If you want to pre-plan a shitty Mexican dinner again, be my guest." (I was refilling their drinks when this happened. It was so hard to keep a straight face.) I felt so bad for the coworkers, it seemed as if they were stuck with this thing because I believe they were traveling for work. Oh yeah, Oreogre begged for dessert but they refused.