Account Deleted By User I took a quick trip to the grocery store yesterday to pick up some essentials with my gf.  Upon exiting my vehicle,  I was approached by a sweating , out of breath hammy holding an empty cart. "Hey,  you guys should take this" it said  "Whys that?" I asked "There's no carts inside and I want to help you out!" Seeing as that store was very busy and notorious for running out of things, I thanked it and made the 300ft walk to the entrance, happily with cart in hand.  Here's where I burst out laughing:  There were about 30 carts directly inside the front door. This ham had lied through its teeth to save 20 feet to the cart return.  I was fucking dying laughing for 5 minutes seeing first hand how fatties will do anything to avoid burning calories. I work blue collar jobs and I guess it thought my physicality and demeanor suggested a short walk wouldn't bother me, and it was already already near heart attack level from the exertion of walking to its vehicle and unloading groceries.  Basic survival senses really.  I normally don't post here,  but I thought I'd share this fucking hilarious anecdote of fatception.