Stories of my lazy hamplanet coworker Background: LuckyBerries: registered nurse, recently migrated to night shift for the better pay 5ft 120lbs. I admit I have a little fat logic when it comes to seafood.  Coworker "blue": Nurse's aide also 5ft, easily 350lbs at least.  I have a lot of patience for people around me, it comes with being a nurse. However, since I moved to night shift and started working with Blue I have small instances where I might as well not work with an aide. Here is two small instances in our 12 hour shift.  The aides get vital signs at 8pm, 12am and 4am. Its now 9pm I have to give blood pressure medication to patient A, but my patients vital signs are not in yet. I see Blue sitting on a computer station with her phone out. I asked her if she has the vital signs. She says "yeah I'm putting them in right now". Okay whatever, I grab my own vital sign machine and took the vital sign myself. I took the vital signs, gave the medication, and change the patient's diaper. The whole time blue is in my eye view, I see her, on her phone, barely charting anything on the computer. 30 minutes later when I'm almost done I over hear another nurse ask blue where those damn vital signs were. She replies with "I've barely sat down to chart them I'll have them in right now" What the heck! It doesn't take 30 minutes to chart 15 vital signs, and I clearly see her on her damn phone the whole time as I wipe diarrhea from my patient's ass. I don't mind doing it, Its just frustrating when the patient is taller, bigger than I am. I obviously need help but shes 'too busy"  Its now 11pm and I have a new admission from the ER. An admission usually takes between 30= 60 minutes depending on the patient. Its the nurse and the aide's job to do everything. I was going to change patient B when patient C is arriving from the ER. I see blue and tell her to go change patient B because they are literally soaked in piss and poop right now. She agrees to do go. Patient B's room is to my left, shes walking to my right, I'm confused but whatever. I go into C's room to start my admission. Half way through I see Blue carrying 2 medium pizzas towards the break room. She had that shit delivered yesterday too, no wonder shes whale status. 45 minutes later I finished up my portion and her portion of the admission thinking patient B will already be changed and everything will be okay. I walk into patient B's room and they are still laying there where I left them in their own piss and poop. I just stopped caring and changed B. I'm not going to let them lay there longer while I hunt down the Blue Whale and her two medium pizzas form Pizza Hut.  That's all for now folks, sorry it was long and I'm just venting now. Thanks for reading! Edit: So I talked to my managers about it. They said I'm person number 10 since Friday to talk to her about this. But she does need a paper trail of accusations to prove to HR. Hopefully it will be handled soon. I don't want Blue to get fired, just do her dam job!