My Sister and the "Handicapped" Obeast I got inspired by this post by @New_Targaryen_Empire to share this story about my sister's encounter with an obeast, as told to me by my mom. Enjoy! So both my sisters have some super rare genetic problem where the bones in the lower half of their legs grew crooked. To fix it, they each had to have the tibia and fibula on each leg cut just below the knee joint, rotated to the proper position, and pinned in place. Very painful procedure and recovery, and now both my sisters have arthritis in both legs. They're both under 30. Anyway, my youngest sister was having a lot of problems walking some days, especially during the cold, Canadian winters. So she asked her doctor to sign the papers so she could get a handicapped placard. The doctor agreed, and my sister got the placard. She didn't want to use it all the time or even keep it visible on her dashboard, so she kept it in her purse and only used it when she really needed it. One day she went out with my mom to run a few errands, and she was in a lot of pain so she parked in the last handicapped spot and put the placard in her windshield. Mom was still dealing with something in the car and told my sister to go ahead. So my sister starts walking away from the car, when some fucking obeast in an SUV pulls in front (blocking the laneway) and starts screaming and yelling at my sister about how she could walk perfectly fine and she didn't need that handicapped spot and how my sister better move her car or she was going to call the police. My sister is very, very shy, and she was so thrown off by this obeast's ranting and raving that she just froze in place, unsure what she should do. All of a sudden, my mom comes out of the car and starts yelling at the pork orc in the SUV. My mom told the blubber beast to fuck right off, and how dare she say anything to my sister because this stupid pig had no idea about the hellish surgery my sister went through and the constant pain she was still in. The pig tried arguing back, and I guess my mom pointed to the placard on my sister's car and said, "unlike you, she [my sister] actually needs this! Maybe if you parked further away, you wouldn't be so fucking fat!" I love my mom. Edit: spelling