Why do fats act like they're hot shit? Some background: I recently got into cycling with my dad. He's super fit and has great endurance, and my endurance is something that I need to work on. We often cycle 25 km down to a restaurant for breakfast, then around 25 km back again. It adds up to about 50 km, which burns off more than enough calories to make room for some restaurant food. Now, it's quite the casual restaurant so we've never had an issue wearing our cycling gear. It's outdoor, plastic chairs. Today we were sitting, enjoying our meal when two fats caught my attention. They easily had ten pounds of makeup on (each) and were wearing the ugliest rompers I've ever seen. They were also very obviously discussing our "ridiculous attire" and how it wasn't "restaurant appropriate". Like c'mon, you cow, I weigh half what you do and probably put 1/10 of the time into getting ready this morning, and I still look better.