Little Old Chinese Shitlady At Work I just wanted to share a little amusing story. I work for a grocery company.  The grocery industry across America, including my company, is seeing profits go down... unless you have fast food or a hot deli in your store, which are always getting busier. Yesterday I roll into work and go towards an office that is near some employee lockers.  There's a little old Chinese woman who works in the pizzaria in that store, and apparently it was crazy busy yesterday. She's back by the lockers, angrily shouting in her usually pleasant accent, "I'm too damn old to work for Americans!  Don't fat people cook anymore!?" Right then, she looks up and sees me.  She quickly gives me a concerned face, and I could tell she was worried that she was about to be in trouble with HR (we're in a very liberal area of the country, and people lose their jobs for intolerant thought crimes all the time). I flashed her a big smile, and then we both laughed really hard.  Best moment of my day.