Smol' story of fats at a first aid seminar So I had to attend a first aid seminar a few days ago and there were 2 big former females.   At one point we had to practice the "recovery position" and everyone had to lay on the ground and have a partner put them in the position.  I drew a shitty picture of how it went... https://imgur.com/a/tH6xV Basically for all the thin/normal people, their whole body was on the ground but for the fat ones, their bodies were SO ROUND, when laying down their legs didnt touch the ground but spreaded awkwardly in the air. It looked ridiculous.  Then we talked about mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and one fat wouldnt shut up about how she didnt want to "kiss" strangers through it and how she was so scared she could get aids from it. What the actual fuck. As if the person getting rescued by her would enjoy her swine lips on them.