No fattie, liking the same things doesn't obligate me to sleep with you So i pretty sure we are all aware of the nice guys reeeeeeing about "girls going after assholes and not going for nice guys" ESPECIALLY if they happen to share the same hobbies with the girl they are infatuated with. I swear if a girl says she likes league of legends about 5 neckbeards come out katanas drawn to swear their loyalty to her. But i never actually gotten the brunt of it, until yesterday. This girl about 5'3 200 was in one of our group projects for my class. She seems nice and at least willing to the work so my shitlording wasn't necessary until she asked me what i was into. I told her that i like mtg, league, etc, and she went ballistic and we had an actual convo about it. Im very shitlord lite so i won't shitlord if the situation doesnt call for it, or if she or he didn't particularly do anything. So about a week in me and my group decide to drink together to celebrate our good grade on our project and she was there. They brought up that they saw me talking to some girl, and kept grilling me about her, so we all had a good laugh. Except for her, she seemed withdrawn. I went back home, and i got a call from her. She then proceeds to spill the guts and does a long overdrawn anime confession to me, saying how i was cool when she saw me, im different, im not like other guys, etc. I told her i  was flattered but ultimately not interested, and she just said "oh i guess you like those shallow bitches". Que cry rambling about how we have chemistry and have alot in common, and why cant i look past her body to see that shes a good girl. (I'm almost positive i heard a faint reeeee! in the background). I hang up. Today her friend comes up to me and says that im an asshole for leading her to believe we had something. God what the fuck? I swear to god, neckbeards and legbeards alike get all their lessons from anime and manga and masterbating to "free" and think thats how it applies to real life. So whats your REEEEE fatty story?