Can I be a ShitLord? Hi, I'm just wondering if I can be a shitlord, I was an avid runner and gym rat for a long time until I got hurt and couldn't run anymore(plantar fasciitis, achilles rupture) I turned into a ham sandwich and went 2 sizes up, now after 2 yrs of self hammy hate I'm back to running and going to the gym, I've upped my speed and length in about 2 weeks but I still see my moobs bounce all over the place when I'm running. I also hate butterballs, I hold high contempt for people that stuff their pie holes and make every possible excuse to even eat a little less or exercise at all, I hate the smell of rancid fat and deodorant combined with sweat that emanates from the hammys at the gym. So in all my question is: can I join the club?