Never thought it would happen to me... Today, I had to make a trip into WhaleMart. I needed a new kitchen scale and an oven thermometer for some last minute Labor Day entertaining. I was waiting politely while an elderly couple compared different kitchen wares, when all of a sudden, a gigantic monster of an obeast came cruising around the corner on her scootypuff, with her teenaged daughter lumbering behind her. Her cart was full of beetus juice, cookies, and pizza rolls (not even exaggerating.) I tried to ignore her, as the items I needed were towards the center of the aisle and she appeared to be getting ziplock bags on the other side.  Her daughter dropped their purchases in the cart, and she had more than enough room to back out of the aisle with her scootypuff and go on her merry way. NO. Too logical. Instead, she came speeding down towards where myself and the elderly couple were clearly shopping, and literally shoved us out of her way with her motorized lard machine. No "excuse me," not even an "I'm sorry," as she nearly bowled over this sweet old lady and forced me to push myself flush against the Tupperware containers. I think her lard rolls that spilled over the side of the scootypuff much have even grazed my thigh and I had to bite my tongue to keep from retching.  I yelled after her "EXCUSE YOU!" But he just reared her ugly head and shook her triple chins at me in disbelief as she hauled around the corner at the blistering speed or 10 MPH. I gave the elderly couple a sympathetic look, grabbed my items, and got the hell out of there.  I had always heard stories on here about the insane lack of self awareness that obeasts have and their condishun driven scootypuff bullshit, but this was the first time I have ever seen it in the wild and frankly, I am still dumbfounded.