Monster I use to work with Hi human sized people! I use to work in EMS as an EMT for an ambulance service.   I really enjoyed the job, for the most part.  But unfortunately there is an epidemic in the EMS community of obeasts.  I don't know why this is such a common thing to see but it is sad.  These people are expected to show up and help others in their worst moments in life.  These beasts cant take care of themselves.  I really do wish that EMS services required physical performance tests to be able to work there.  And then yearly while working. But on to my story.  I use to wonder how morbidly obese people got so fat.  After working with this ham-galaxy I no longer wondered.  So I was working a morning shift.  From 6am to 2pm. I got in and made my breakfast, I think I had a couple eggs and one piece of toast.  Loved that there was a kitchen in the base, and the food was complimentary.  Which was so nice of them.   Unfortunately its hard to account for the sheer amount of food a thing like that can consume.   There was not a single moment throughout the entire shift that the beast wasn't putting something in its mouth.  I am being literal.  The only time was when we got a call and had to go do some work.  The rest of the time it was eating and snacking.   It was so eye opening how these things eat and constantly consume.   This beast was easily over 300 pounds and its is sad that they are able to work in EMS.  If I ever ran an EMS company I would never allow that.   If anyone wants any more specifics.  let me know.  I could rant on forever about this gross thing.   Thanks shitlord/ladies!