Fatty at a coffee shop gets pissy I was just in a coffee shop near my house, usually I just make my own but I wanted to get out of the house. I went and ordered an Americano. As I was walking out, some behemoth drops her phone. She had one giant frosting covered beetus drink in one hand, and her phone and some big ass pastry in the other. I saw it all go down and walked right by her as she stood there expecting me to get it for her. When I didn't, she muttered, "Thanks!" in a snotty bitch voice just loud enough for me to hear. I didn't even say anything. I just kept on walking. Smiling the whole way back. Edit: I'd love to hear her version!