400 pound door jam Just heard a story that happened this week. Woman is in delivery room going through labor. Deathfat family member stumbles coming out of the bathroom and passes out next to the door from the hospital room to the hallway. Woman is close to delivering baby and medical staff can't get into the room due to the 400 pound door jam. They had to roll her onto a blanket so they could slide her away from the door and get to the woman delivering a baby. Deathfat needs more than half a dozen hospital staff to lift her onto the gurney. Excellent use of hospital resources if you ask me. I'm sure those 8 staff members had nothing else to be doing.