The amusing closing paragraph of the rebuttal(?) Previous World News Daily Report hoaxes claimed a baby in the Philippines was born with stigmata, a lottery winner died after trying to gold-plate his testicles, a 14-year-old virgin was impregnated by a flu shot, a slaughterhouse employee quietly killed dozens of coworkers over a span of twenty years, a donor heart recipient went on a killing spree after receiving a heart from an executed serial killer, a man's genitals were bitten off during the attempted sexual assault of a pit bull, a meth-using babysitter ate a toddler, and a Smithsonian employee was arrested for "raping" a mummy.