Sneaky Hambeast gets free Star-beetus So....I go to Starbucks a lot. I drink nothing but black coffee. I often complain there should be a separate line for people just getting drip coffee - if there was I could probably be in and out in 30 seconds. But the star-beetus chuggers make every visit take so much longer.... Anyway... Was waiting in line to get my coffee when this rotund butterball starts up a complaint/argument with the manager. I find it hard to describe this "womyn's" shape. Like, her mayo-dumpster ass was so giant, even beyond the rest of her fat body, that it protruded probably 18-24" out from the rest of her flub.  She was complaining about how there was no cold-brew coffee left. She was basically telling a bunch of outrageous lies like: 1) There was a sign that said available till 11:00 - Fatty lies, it always says until supplies run out. 2) She had paid for it twice before and then they had been out and given her regular coffee - Fatty lies, not their protocol. 3) That the staff workers had told her they had some in the back when she came in but not when she ordered - Fatty lies - nonsensical. Anyway...I was just flabbergasted that she was getting cold brew coffee and not a 150oz beetuschino or whatever. The manager caved pretty quick...and offered her a free drink. Probably more time efficient. So what does she do? Does she get coffee? Or even a latte? No! She orders a Trenta, extra whip, double chocolate brownie, extra sauce frappuchino. At 10:00 AM! Ever is bad enough, but Christ! Basically, I think this porker was lying out of her teeth the whole time so she could get her like $7.00 beetus for free. Fats are stupid and illogical, but pigs are pretty clever when they are snuffling at the trough.