Some obeservations from my holiday in Portugal I just returned from 2 weeks on the Algarve, and most of you would love it.  Firstly, most Portuguse are slim, with a few smallfats but the only obeasts I saw there were English tourists, but thankfully they were rare.  Secondly, on the beaches the obeasts didn't venture far from the  entry points and usually lounged on the deckchairs, so if you walked 200 metres you never saw any as they are too lazy to waddle that far.  So there was loads of nice eye candy and no eye rape after a short stroll. Thirdly, the food is lovely, loads of fresh fish and veggies, sensible portions, usually grilled or boiled, never deep fried.  So obeasts probably find the food bland as it isn't a deep fried pile of crap or covered with heavy sauce,  I actually ate and drank well but only put on a couple of pounds, which I'm now shedding.