My first time shitlording in public So not counting getting mad at someone and using fat as fuel for yelling insults, today was my first time to calmly and deliberately shitlord a deathfat.  I was in walmart grabbing a few things, when I noticed it. Ass well over each side of the scootiepuff, a giant plaid shirt that was unbuttoned (I doubt it was able to close), sweatpants with the FUPA tucked in, worn out sneakers with no shoelaces in them, and that nasty pubic beard fats have rather than real facial hair. Thing was at least 400 pounds as it slowly drove along in the store. Whatever, I don't want to be near it, I go to where I need to go. So I grab the few items I went in for, and was hurrying out when I passed through the snack aisle. I saw that walmart carried the mega sized packages of beef jerky, and the volume to price ratio was actually very good, so I stopped to take a look at the brands to see which I would want in my car. As I'm reading over everything trying to choose what flavor I'll get, I notice the rolling bio hazard coming down the aisle towards me, it's rolls almost touching both shelves. It had several large bags of snacks in it's scootiepuff. I'm roughly one third of the way away from the end of the aisle, flannel fatty is coming from the long end. It gets to me and stops.  "Excuse me" "Yes? What do you want?" I did my best to keep up a very polite tone of voice with how I was speaking and not laugh.  "I need to get by"  "Ok. You don't need my permission to move." "No, I can't get through the aisle if you're standing there"  And who's fault is that? "Look, can you just grab your things and walk out of the aisle so I can get through?" "No, I don't think I'm going to do that. If you need to get somewhere you can simply back out or wait." It was starting to get annoyed, and obviously really didn't want to back out of the aisle, so it just sat there and began waiting for me to move. I just went back to reading the beef jerky packaging. After a minute of it sitting there, it started getting getting huffier than it's usual breathing and blurted out "Ok, I get it. You're an asshole and I'm fat. Can you please just move so I can get by?" Completely ignoring it's complaint, I simply asked "Well, as a fat person, you must have plenty of experience with these foods. I've had the Jack's Links before, just not the Hickory flavor. And there's all these cheaper brands here too that I've never had. Which one tends to be the better brand?" That did it for the mound of flesh and after swearing at me it started to slowly back up in the aisle, the scootiepuff beeping as it struggled to turn around to see. When it finally got to the end, and had turned in order to back out, I gave a nice little wave and walked out of the aisle.