Domino's Tales Episode V: The Fat-SnobMenace Greetings shitlords! Redpilledblackguy reporting from Sextor 7198, Division A. My shift is now over here at Dominos. And for the most part it was actually pretty good. Not too many orders, were all done in a timely matter, I even got a 2 dollar tip. But this is a pizza place that tailor makes beetus discs to the most asinine design, so of course the following happened. I was manning the register hoping for some good tips. Then a fat white guy walks in with a kid. Typical dad bod, well actually he was a bit fatter than that. I say "welcome to Domino's" and get his name. Now he ordered two pizzas seperately for whatever reason. So I bring him the first one while the other is in the oven and there's a problem:  apparently he wanted this pizza(a regular medium) to be cut square. Now usual procedure would be to cut the pizza in squares only if its thin crust, because thin crusts pizza doesn't.have raised crust edges. In fact when his second pizza came out it was square cut, but as a result had small slices, some of which was just crust.  Now here's where shit goes downhill. Have you ever messed up something in your life, and someone pointed out the flaws by asking rhetorical questions? Well that's what the fat snob did, because basically he starts doing that in regards to how one pizza is cut and how the other had pepperoni on it by mistake. And the whole time he is talking with a tone that might sound polite but really dripped with passive aggressive rudeness and condescension. Being professional I apologized for the error and asked him if he would like a remake of the pizzas. Now most normal customers would simply accept the remake, acceot a compensation discount or just cancel the order for a refund. I shit you not, everytime I offered an option, he would then asks "so how can we make that work" and such with a tone and expression that seemed to demand I give him my undivided attention. And here's what seals the deal. With the same smug ass smile on his face, he says something along these lines: "You know I actually don't care about how the pizzas cut or what's on it. If you ever heard of (insert random rock band) or celebrities in general they often have their assistants bring them green M and M's. They don't care about the M and M's actually. They just want to make sure everyone is doing their job right. That's why I ordered the extra stuff." ...Are you fucking kidding me?! You are seriously telling me that I'm spending almost 5 minutes dealing with your picky entitled ass over an error made to your order, and you don't even give a shit? You just wanted to feel like some goddamn celebrity who can have others waiting on them hand and foot? I mean, seriously, with his little speech and not giving a straight answer of what to do, I had to get one of the more experienced employees to deal with him, and of course he repeated the same shit to her, but the irony was that in the time both me and my coworker had to deal with him, he could've had both pizzas remade since he was bitching about how long it would take(which actually wasnt true since like I said it was a slow day.) After he finally left, I helped my coworker make more dough, and she explained that he had created small talk as well saying some shit about how she should be manager. I wonder if he was flirting with her, but regardless even she said his voice was full of low key rudeness. Seriously, it's understandable to want an error to something you paid for to be fixed, but you don't sit there and be an entitled ass by bitching about shit you don't have an issue with, since there's other things to do in the establishment. So snobbish Domino's fat fucker: let's not meet, ever again.