Some Advice and Why We Don't Hire Fat Babysitters. Most of my stories center around our kids. Just thought I'd pass along this piece of advice for parents and future parents.  As a rule we never hire ugly and fat babysitters for our kids. This has worked out well. The extremely fit girls that we entrust our young kids to need to be energetic and involved while they are in our home. I have peace of mind knowing we don't have some fat blob sitting there doing nothing but being on their phone or watching Netflix. Instead,  my son gets super excited when he knows either of the 2 regular sitters is coming over because it's pretty much a guarantee of 3ish hours of fun and play and a change-up of the usual routine. Both girls do an awesome job and we love them. I also know that if something goes wrong or a kid gets hurt (it happens) they are able to get around well and can quickly address the issue.  Also, even though we tell them they can, they never eat all our food like a fatty would. I recommend other parents adopt the same policy.