Fats are the worst customers Had one come in to my work (big box office supply store) and she waddled up to the register with 10 dollars worth of shitty checkout line snacks, and some ink. She puts all this on the counter puts the store's handbasket down right at her feet, and leans on the counter (I just cleaned the damn thing) huffing and puffing. After I get halfway through ringing out her items, she pulls out her phone (still puffing from waddling around the store) and starts checking her email. She then moos "Am I supposed to have a coupon?" Not only did she neglect to get any coupons she had on her phone already open before getting to the line, she didn't even know if she had coupons and expected me to somehow know what was sent to her account. I told her I had no way of knowing this, as any coupons sent to her would be in her email.  "Well can't you just check the computer and see if I have any?" Bitch I don't even know who you are, I don't have access to your email account, and if you're too lazy to scroll through your emails to find a coupon then you don't deserve a fucking coupon! God forbid you actually pay for your garbage in full. Fats are so greedy and ignorant.  Oh! And in case you were wondering, of course she left the handbasket on the ground and didn't bother handing it to me or putting it back.