Fats are seriously oblivious to their size So one of the huge hams at my work (who's always talking to everyone instead of doing its job, as is to be expected) was talking about the car it has. The car is known for its spacious interior. So another co worker (fit one) says to the obeast: "nice car, has a lot of space!" to which the ham replies: "well, that only looks that way since when I'm in it, I don't really have much room left." Without any self awareness. We tried not to laugh but after it was gone (to get some well earned 2000 kcal lunch) we laughed hysterically.