I fucking hate my fat shit roommate The person I'm living with for the summer is the biggest fucking slob I've ever met. I'm subletting a room for the summer so I didn't really have a choice in whether to live with him or not. First, I just fucking hate his slob-ass tendencies. Whenever he "cooks" which involves making pancakes or some deep fried potatoes, he ALWAYS manages to leave shit on the kitchen counter or bits and morsels on the floor. I've already told him to clean that shit up but he still does it. I'm just biting my tongue until the end of August cause that's when I'll be out of here. Second he's a fucking fatass. He's relatively tall, maybe 6 foot 3, but is probably 300 pounds and he's no pro-NFL linebacker, believe me. Whenever he walks, he fucking drags his feet because he's too much of a fat fuck to actually lift his legs and actually place one in front of the other. Because most of the condo is laminate wood and has pretty bad sound proofing, I can HEAR him dragging his feet everywhere and it pisses the hell out of me. I can also hear him audibly struggling to breathe because he's such a fat fuck. Every 10-15 seconds he'll have this deep inhale and also this sound where he is sucking spit in like he just ate something spicy. It's soooo fucking annoying and repulsive I wish I could punch him in the fucking face every time he does it.  He also claims he is vegetarian for "health reasons". I asked him about it and he said he was raised Hindu as his parents are, so they're all vegetarians but he says he isn't really religious anymore and just does it for the health reasons. Yeah, if being vegetarian fucking means anything when his diet consists of pre-made frozen fried hash browns which he eats by the bag, paneer, copious amounts of naan bread and other pitas, tubs of ice cream, jars of nutella which he just eats with 5 slices of toast at a time, coffee crisps, and vegetable hot dogs/meatballs and other substitutes for meat. I mean, if you're going to eat like a fucking pig, there's no reason to smugly claim you are a vegetarian anyways. He's also woken me up at least 6 times in the past 7 weeks because he was fucking microwaving popcorn at 4AM in the morning!!! What the fuck?! Who the fuck decides to get up and eat a bag of popcorn even after you've eaten dinner for the day? And he never turns on the stove fan so everything that he cooks and microwaves just fucking permeates through the apartment and makes it smell like shit.  FUCK THIS GUY I hate his guts