I blame social media for this type of delusion; they may see one of their kind with a paid shitlord on one of their 'shoots' i.e. a monstous ball of blubber with a ripped shitlord and think they're entitled to the same.  Get yourself a BHM (Big Handsome Man - the PC term for a blubberous neckbeard - I nearly retched typing that) and you can slap FUPAs together on the off chance you might find a hole without the assistance of a mother-in-law and a broom.  Leave humans the fuck alone.