I don't want to have the stigma attached to me  609b   as well  ...  too much sugar for me to order anything but a small  The solution is looking you right in the face. Nothing triggers fats more than an expression of effortless self constraint via portion control. It lays bare the lies that form the foundation of everything wrong with them. So, order a short unicorn beetus and trigger the fuck out of the fats. Aside: Though I'd personally like to try one just to try it, it looks like shit to me.