Went and saw Warcraft Warning: typing on cell phone while moderately drunk So like the title implies I just got home from watching Warcraft (I loved it, even though Ben Foster blows) and as I imagined it was a complete ham fest. Here in Austin we have a local company named Alamo Drafthouse, you may have something similar near you or a franchise, but essentially it's a restaurant/bar/movie theatre in one. It's pretty cool actually, they kick people out for talking or texting with no refund, and you get to get drunk while being served during your movie. Even more so than that, you get to "reserve" your seating beforehand so you don't have to show up early to get decent seats. Normally I love that. Now, for this movie.. The assigned seating absolutely fucked me. I had to sit next to a planet so large I could not put down the arm rest and had to sit crammed against the other armrest the entire movie. He had no shame and didn't even apologize which appalled me (fomer flight attendant) and made no effort to even scoot over once I sat down next to him. He ordered a pizza and I shit you not, a buffalo burger with fries, AND an adult alcoholic milkshake. Before the movie you can actually talk to your server, so I got to hear him ask multiple times to receive his shake with his meal, and not as a dessert. To which the server brilliantly said "and which of the two meals would you prefer it with" Here's the best (worst for me) part though. He ordered bottomless Diet Coke. The guy drank so much of it that he had to get up to use the restroom twice, much to myself and everyone in our row's annoyance. The second time he left he missed the biggest climax of the movie only to come back to ask me (a stranger) what had happened IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE. I told a waiter he was talking (you communicate through written cards to waitstaff) and had him kicked from the movie. Fuck you, dude. But yeah, if y'all are Warcraft fans like myself go to your theatre expecting to be the skinniest person there by about 75 pounds. Hopefully you won't get stuck by a fatspreader like little ol' me.