I cannot fathom being angry that a pool will not let my child swim alone unless the child demonstrates an ability to swim. I mean, I literally cannot imagine what kind of parent would bitch about that. But then, I shouldn't be surprised by any selfish, greedy, entitled thing a fat does. I mean, hey, that's what lifeguards are for, right? Why not just throw a toddler in the deep end and go have a hot dog (or three)--if it doesn't figure out how to swim, the lifeguards will save it, right? Jesus. That's like walking into a car dealership with a child and insisting they let it take a car for a test drive, and bitching when they ask to see the kid's driver's license.