haha the second i read 'scrawny 14 year old boy' i thought, 'he probably eats 3000 calories a day'. i remember when my brother was that age, he was like a vacuum. i love fried food, junk food, greasy food, etc, but i seriously can't imagine eating it every day, let alone multiple times in one day. it tastes good but it makes you feel like utter shit! do they just feel like shit all the time?