I agree. Mermaid shape dresses are the most unflattering type of dress. Even the shittiest of shitladies cant pull them off. They draw the eyes to the wrong body parts. In my opinion, the only women who look good in them are the models who wear them for bridal catalogs.  Which brings me to my next thought..... I'm 99.9% certain what happened was, this omega moo got engaged and started looking at wedding dresses. She fell in love with this dress because it looked beautiful on the model (again, this dress cut ONLY looks good on models) She then went to the bridal salon with her 10-12 BFFs and showed the shop lady the dresses she wants to try on. When it came time to try on this dress, it took 3-4 assistants to get her into it because you cant stuff a 400 pound sausage into a 10 pound casing.  Bridezilla waddles out. Steps up onto the platform huffing and puffing because its more exercise than she's done in years. Then for the first time in a decade she sees herself in a full length, 3-way mirror, in good lighting with no filters. The reality of what a sack of shit she has become finally sets in.