Heh, chuckled 'cause it's true. It's gotta be at least 400lbs. With zero food intake, it would only burn an average of about... my quick head-math says something like .7lbs a day, at the most (if it isn't completely sedentary, which you know it is). So in a year, it could only hope to get down to, at most, ~140-150lbs. So, yeah, you're right, lol.