Watching a "fitness" fatty having breakfast. 6am, sitting in the train as usual and a fatty walks in, probably close to a BMI of 30 but it's obvious that it thinks it's hot shit. Fatty pulls out it's breakfast. A HUGE bowl of porridge, looks like it's prepared with at least 150g of (dry) oats. I don't know with what it was prepared but it looked creamy and had a bunch of nuts and seeds in it. Fatty shovels it down half asleep with its eyes closed. Then pulls out a POUND of high protein yogurt.  Certainly thinks it had a healthy breakfast while eating over 1000kcal before 7am.