Fat Cops rant Seriously, fat cops are the fucking worst. And there's so many of them. They're working a job where their physical fitness will literally determine whether they live or die while on shift yet they STILL can't put the fucking fork down. What the fuck. Fat cops are also the most entitled lazy pieces of shit ever, and are always the ones to shoot an innocent person, or tase someone for no reason, or use excessive force, because they have no other option because their body represents a chewed up pile of bubblegum and they get out of breath just from walking to the donut store from their car. I don't trust those fat fucks to protect me, they can't even protect themselves