Two Hams at Work Place Long ago I used to work for this company. These to hams, they are brother and sisters that worked in two different departments. Sister worked upstairs and brother worked in the basement.  None of them could walk properly. The sister couldn't make it up 6 simple steps up the stairs without needing to rest in the middle, the pathway is so small that this thing always blocked it and causes fire hazard. When it finally makes it to its desk, it will start to eat whatever it has in its drawers and waddle over to the kitchen to eat whatever the fast food it brought with it. When the sister walked, it was always running out of breath, like making this snoring noise just to breath. However, this thing probably weight above 400 lbs and the brother was no smaller. However, the brother was a different story. Imagine if you need to walk about 150 feet to go to bathroom due to the way the conference room is setup from its location of work, it requires a walk around. However, this fatcow found a loophole. He uses the emergency exit, comes out of the building, gets into the side building where the bathroom is located. Now, this is about maybe 50 feet walk but it still can't do it. Guess what this thing does?  This thing parks the car near the exit, gets into it and drives to the side door, and goes into the bathroom. When it tries to get out of the car, it really can't easily, it takes few tries. Finally, when you hear this thing breathing, you can feel and hear that this thing is dying. This thing has this mask, with a oxygen tank attached to side on his hip, and takes gulps of air. Oh, DO NOT EVER GO INTO THE BATHROOM. I accidentally found myself running out of the bathroom and vomiting outside. Every coworker of mine told me that never to go in the bathroom after them or with them. I was naive. I learned quick. So, now the company exchanges hands and things happen. One day, I ask about them. I heard through the vineyards that the new owners do not want them to come to work but work from home. The rumors were that if anything happened to them while they were inside the building, there was no way to get them out of the building without breaking the walls and would cost the company shit load of money. Finally, oneday we had fire drill, we all have to go but this female thing cannot make it in time and is the last one, front of security officer (who as you can see will have to put their lives in danger). It finally makes it down, and outside, there is a step to go to the designated area through the little garden but it can't climb that step. As I am watching this thing happening, we had this clown at work, who goes behind this lard and pushes it forward. I laugh inside as everyone is out there watching this take place. TLDR: fats are fire hazard, stinky, put others in risk.