This literally just happened and I need to vent. On the opposite side of my cubicle row at work sits this enormous fucking blimp. Her hygiene is so bad that I actively avoid that aisle because the smell makes me actually nauseated. Her neighbors are both elderly smallfats, so my guess is that they either can't smell her or comfort themselves with the fact that her smell covers up their own. Anyway, I hate her because she's disgusting and being trapped in a conference room for an hour-long department meeting is quarterly torture, but the reason I'm writing this post is because now I have to hate her for being a vile cunt on top of that. She was talking with one of the smallfats about Halloween last weekend, and the smallfat asked whether or not she got lots of trick-or-treaters this year. She responded with, "yes, too many! Our River Oaks always got all sorts of riffraff kids this year. They should stay in their own neighborhoods." The smallfat was horrified and said her house had been toilet papered several years ago by teenagers, and fatty mcblimpass said, "No, just kids and their parents. But they shouldn't be in River Oaks. I just told them that I was out of candy. More for me and [daughter]!" The smallfat laughed and said that they got kids with -- you wouldn't believe it -- pillowcases instead of proper bags. The horror. Fuck you, fat cunts, for thinking your neighborhoods don't "deserve" poorer kids wanting a safe place to celebrate Halloween. I hope you had a good fucking time continuing to eat yourself to death on their candy.