Shower thought: Beautiful shitladies promoting body positivity It dawns on me that it's in the shitlady's best personal interest to encourage her competition (other women) to let themselves become farm animals, which is why we are constantly reading all of these stories about models and pageant winners and celebrities "encouraging self-love" and talking shit about body shaming. We've all had the thought - even saw it posted today - that a 5 becomes a 7 if she's not fat.  These days, it's probably an 8.  When 90% of the population are small fat or worse, suddenly the odds of the 10% shitlady becoming a model or a movie star are so much higher.  A shitlady who is also classically attractive goes from a 10 to a 12. It saddens me, though, because it's so self-interested and cowardly.  They're afraid to come off as bigots since so much of their success is based on public image so they can't say what they say to themselves every time they reflexively wrinkle their noses at disgusting Tumblrinas.  We need leaders to lead the way back to open fat shaming and who better than our legion of gorgeous celebrity shitladies with the loudest voices?