Shitlording, mommy-style So, I'm at the park with my 4 shitlittles. Baby girl (5) still needs help with the monkey bars, so I help by lifting her & partially supporting her around the waist, so she can still move her legs. Like a cheer stunt, where you pick up by the waist, not where you carry them with your arms wrapped around them. Back & forth we go. We talk to two other girls around her age. One says "I wish I could do the monkey bars" "I need help, too" says the other Now, I usually feel comfortable playing with other ppls kids, i have no problem pushing them on swings or helping them with playground equipment, & will pick up & play with small kids if I get the vibe (or ask, lol) it's ok from their caregivers. but I had noticed a bench full of Ham Moms in a row sitting & being fat. And, I'm feeling bitchy. Me: "Honey, I'm sure your Mommy will help you across the monkey bars just like this! You should just go ask her!" Guess which kid went across the monkey bars & which didn't?