Tubblrinas, families, and scooterpuffs in the wild : A day at the fair First post here, I feel like I need to share yesterday's experiences with my fellow shitpeople.  Little introduction first : I live in Miami and rarely ever see fats. I went to the fair yesterday ( rides, zoo, performances, real fun ), and to my surprise I saw more hams than I believed existed round here. Now to the best bits :  1- Deathfat and pigfucker are right behind me and my sis on the line for a ride. My sis reads out loud the sign saying that " larger people may not be allowed " and starts laughing while ham ( let's call it 3 chins ) stares at us. Btw I was wearing a loose shirt that kept riding up ( it was hot ) and I made sure to keep putting my arms up to show my stomach and trigger the ham. Me and my sis were sharing a banana covered in chocolate ( not what I would normally eat but hey ho ) and 3 chins couldn't stop staring and fuming. Then when if was our turn she couldn't close the restraint and was asked to leave. Reeing ensued while everyone else laughed. This happened in another 4 rides ( with different Planets I think, but I can't tell the difference) 2- Obeasts on scooters. I saw at least 5 of them. Why to bother paying to go to the fair if you won't even walk for a couple of hours ? Then I realized: deep fried everything silly silly me. Deep fried oreos, ice cream, VEGGIES! They paid to go eat shitty food. Why am I surprised? Fatties are gonna fat.  3- This one bugged me. Little (human) kid dropped his mom's beetus drink, and hammom didn't let home ride while yelling at him, and the boy wouldn't stop crying. it broke my heart to see that. And so many other mini-hams. I seriously wanted to shoot some parents for letting their kids be so fat they can barely walk  TL;DR : Planets observed IRL. The stereotypes are true, and I don't wanna live on earth with this subspecies anymore