On pork orc. Whomever coined the term "pork orc" deserves a medal. It's the best fat insult ever, and I'll tell you why.  First, pork. Not only does it bring to mind the filthy creatures which they so closely resemble, but it's a main ingredient in many of the shitty processed foods that they insist upon shoveling into their greedy maws. From their feeding and rutting practices, fat content, smell, and disregard of their own feces, to the constant flow of grease that they consume, the term pork is highly apropo.  Orc - Savage, filthy creatures born of blasphemy, single minded, unintelligent, capable of the execution of only one urge.  And finally, the onamotopoea. Pork orc sounds exactly like the sound that pigs and fats make while searching for sources of food, discovering it, and finally, eating it.  porkpork pork.... Pork! PORKPORK! PORKPORKPORK! OOOOORC! OOOOOOOOORRRCC!! REEEEE!! And there you have it. The finest, most descriptive pejorative as referring to a fat. Its inventor deserves accolades,  and has my undying gratitude.