Oh I openly shitlord all the time at work. When we do have ranch in stock, we have to load up these little cups of ranch by hand and each cup is equal to 150-200 calories. ( I can't remember) I always make a big deal about informing everyone at work about how shocked I am that there are that many calories and that much fat in each cup and how people are so gross for ordering like 6 cups with their small salad.