hams keep me in a job I'm a bike courier. 5'9 130 pounds and ride around on a lightweight race bike. I'm that gal you see zipping around town with a huge back pack full of random shit. Some food, some people's personal items (ie they forgot their glasses somewhere), other stuff. I swear about 90% of my workload is to hams.  I'm in a major city so driving cars to deliver stuff is...well let's just say a waste of time/gas. So many things get around by bike couriers like me. Including food. And let me tell you hams order the most ridiculous stuff to be delivered. Yesterday someone paid $44 for a order of fries (and yes it was a ham). I literally had to go up a HUGE hill (this fry shop was over 3 mi from their house) to deliver this package. And then there is a very disturbing "regular" who orders around $50 worth of food a day. Most of this food comes from restaurants within a few blocks of his apartment. Thank god I don't have to deal with him daily (random people get assigned to the calls). There is a key under his mat and you have to go in and leave the food on the kitchen table. Dude is immobile 600+ pound whale. Also tend to notice hams ALWAYS seem to forget some item somewhere. Wallets, keys, you name it get sent via me and 90% of the time if it's "forgotten" it's a fucking ham.  Whenever I get a dry cleaning pick up order I breath a sigh of relief as I'm usually going to a human's habitat (usually their office jobs).