Ok, EVERYBODY, stop bitching about Trump and Clinton being fatties. Read this. Or actually, dont read this.  I lack the retorical skill and political knowlege to endorse a presidential canidate.   Just google GARY fucking JOHNSON, form your own opinion, and discuss below. The man has climbed Mt. Everest and he's an Iron Man Triathlon finisher.  Underdog, sure.  But i think he deserves the official FPH endorsement.   IMO, this one is a no-brainer.  He's a libertarian, and more importantly, he's one of us. EDIT:  not enough fat hate, well buckle up because we are going for a ride!  Trump is a multi-chin, bedwetting, cheeto-breath, 15 cheeseburger eating, jabba the hutt wanabe, lardass and i don't want his fat sausage finger anywhere close to that big red button in that briefcase the marine who stands next to the president that launches all the country's nukes. Hillary's BMI is above 25 and is a piece of shit for more reasons than i could possibly list here.