Story time! I was at the grocery store earlier and spied a jar of low fat whipped dressing that was discounted to like a quarter or so. Having not had it for a while I figured "eh, why not" and bought it. Was going to put it on the hot dogs  lips and assholes that I was going to indulge in tomorrow (still might do that... I have some sourkrout and kimchi that needs to be used), but I decided to take a taste first. Well, after that mistake, I briefly considered rinsing my mouth out with malt vinegar and Elmer's glue. That shit is fucking rancid. Seriously. It's like licking an ice cream cone that's been shoved up the asshole of the corpse of some homeless clown.