She ate 7000 calories of cheese in one sitting.  And is it not constipated?! Not to mention, how is that possible?! Imagine if that thing was in Wisconsin; she'd eat up the state's cheese supply and its cheese eco  ed2  nomy which will throw Wisconsin into eternal debt!  Assuming it is some good aged cheese, like Grana (probably now, but it is the most caloric I can think about), it has 400 cal/100 g. Almost 2 Kg of cheese... I am not sure that's possible, and it would have so much salt that it would need at least 4 l of soda to survive!