Fat people suck at dancing I'm a young shitlord and I've been taking dance classes. They're really great, the instructor is fantastic, and the girls are all thin, beautiful, and constructive when I fuck up a move.  Except one that is. She's between 14 and 18 years old(age limits for the class) and I wouldn't be surprised if she weighs double what I do. For reference I'm 6'0" and 140 pounds and there's no way she's above 5'7". Thank fucking God she doesn't have a nasty attitude like 99% of ham beasts, but she manages to make up for it in other categories of fat fuckery. How the fuck do you even get that fat at such a young age? From a distance she looks 40+ because of all the fat rolls on her face. It disgusts me that I have to put two hands on this beast or risk getting kicked out of the class. If that's not bad enough she's a horrible dancer. I'm pretty slow when it comes to learning physical motions so I'm really patient when it comes to my partners, but god damn if she didn't exhaust my patience immediately. She's constantly stepping all over both of our feet, fucking up just about every move, and it's obvious that it's all because she's fat. Some of the moves require you to push and guide your partner with a fair amount of physical force in exact directions. I'm no weakling but it's impossible to move a 280 pound planet with any precision.  Luckily the class is pretty large and we rotate through partners quickly. I'm only stuck with this glutton about 5 minutes of each two hour class. However, at the end of the lessons we had a formal dance. The way it works is that you dance with everybody once at assigned times, but you get plenty of free slots to use as a break or to ask people to dance with. This is a great system, except that it means every guy(none of which are fat by the way) has to rotate through the ham beast. When it was my turn I tried to strike up a conversation with it, in hopes that the time would pass by faster. It's funny how vacuous most fatasses are. If you ask them a question they'll just look at you with wide eyes. I dropped hints the whole time about how she needed to lose weight. It made me so happy when no guys asked her to dance during the free slots, although one of the assistants took pity on the beast and paired a guy with her.  I, on the other hand, had a 100% success rate asking hot chicks to dance and didn't go a single song without a partner. #thinprivilege