Fat lard in my powerlifting class Just to preface, I've been doing powerlifting for years. I started doing this class to spend some time with the qtπ instructor and as a twice-weekly baseline to help reset my bad habits. He makes me deload and do high reps at like 1/2 the weight I'm used to and its been helping big time. Settin' PRs left and right!! As much as I love talking myself up, I'm not to focus so moving on. So there's this hog in the class... isn't there always? We have a nice, fit little group and then this monster. It makes us all look bad. This thing shows up well, sometimes, and does a half-assed effort. It has issues with its knees (shocking) and can't even do a simple bodyweight squat. At the beginning, it was actually trying and did a whole set thanks to our badass instructor, then just went full ham and started fucking everything up. It skipped all of the past 2 weeks, then yesterday showed up, bitched about squatting without any weight (except its own colossal ass) and just stopped halfway through. During kettlebell swings--that are only 1min long--it whinges and carries on about how heavy 8kg is, then stops halfway through with a curved back. Its only 8kg, but its just looking for new roads into snap city. It hasn't progressed in any way whatsoever. Even the newbies are squatting with tenners or 20lbs (babby weight to the maximum) after a few weeks, but not this heffer. Its back to square one because its a lazy, self-sabotaging, moron. However, its fully expected laziness is not what pisses me off the most about this monster. So I work at a well known video game company and have a pretty distinct look. I have bangs and a blonde streak in my curly brown hair (without giving too much away) Sometimes I dye that streak because I'm a special snowflake. Whatever. This eatbeast's boyfriend works at the same company as I am and no surprise he's a hungry skeletor to the max that the competent LDs all complain about--as if us TDs can do shit about their bad hiring choices. So I tend to wear one of the DevTeam shirts from a game we put out to work out in. I also use our studio's customized waterbottle. After a week and some, this thing started wearing the same shirt (albeit stretched out and hugging every fold) and brought the same bottle. SHE DIDN'T EVEN WORK ON THE GAME!!! Do you know the SHIT we had to go through with the other studios to get that out the door!!? The technical limitations and bullshit I had to smash my head against the wall over??? Fuck you. You have no idea what a fucking trial and a half that production was and you're wearing our/your boyfriend's gear? Eat shit and die. I obviously switched to not wearing that shirt on the days I'd be headed to these classes and just use my protein shaker for water those days. She commented that we weren't twinsies anymore and I just shrugged and went back to lifting. But this dumb bitch wasn't done yet. So remember my hair? Yuep. I had a sort of tacky purple streak in it for a bit when we started that had started to wash out. When this thing started in, it had to typical fatass hair. All one length, not styled in any way, limp, no bangs, just as lazily and sloppily done-up as the rest of her. Well she shows up with a fringe just like me and her whole head basically dyed the same purple as my stripe. u fuckin wot m8? Fuck you yet again!! Everyone else was complimenting her so I excused myself so I wouldn't need to. I don't want to upset the balance of our very small group of 5 people. That night after class I took the dish soap to my streak and made it blonde again. I was fucking livid. Now when Mr. Handsome decided to teach people how to deadlift, I just went and used my warmup weight of lmao1pl8 because I knew I'd be doing like 4x12 and didn't want to snap my shit up. She commented that someone my size probably couldn't move that much. So I walked over to the instructor's platform and pulled 225x5 because fuck you.  I hate her mimicking me. I hate it disgracing things I've worked hard for and hold dear. I hate how lazy it is. Most of all I hate how I can't just turn to the others and openly mock her for all of these things or just verbally neuter her like I do anyone else that pushes my buttons. I don't even know how to shitlord this creature without upsetting the others or alerting Mr Handsome Instructor. Any ideas?