Everyone is fat. Everything is insanity. So I'm on vacation in a beautiful tropical paradise - if you ignore the hordes of fats everywhere. Seriously, this is one of the most beautiful and picturesque islands or places I've ever been (though I now know I prefer mountains to beaches) and somehow everyone is fat. I've met a handful of thin or athletic people and they're all from outside here or the US.  So yesterday or the day before (everything runs together when you drink as much as I have been) we went to some tourist market that exists everywhere in countries like this. Basically shitty shacks filled with really colorful cheap shit. They're tiny but still have enough room for two normal people to pass. This (what I assumed to be a) guy came up to my side and cleared his throat. My SO informs me I should move so I look over to see why and Holy. Shit. This fatass was so goddamn fat he couldn't fit through the aisle if I was there. It was horrible. I think my jaw dropped as I stared, and the thing might have been vaguely embarrassed? You can't tell the facial expressions anyway so I'm not sure.  Then the day before I had had about a bottle of wine (bad idea) and we met some southerners while swimming around in the ocean. Their heads looked normal but when we got out it was like their lower bodies morphed into blobs. I was really far gone at this point so I don't remember it, but my SO says the female kept going on and on about how I'm "so tiny" and "could use a bite to eat". I'm pretty sure I've gained weight this vacation (although I've been running) and am probably 5'7 and 130-135. That's actually a normal bmi but everyone is so goddamn fat they don't know that.  And then there's the absolute sjw land whale in my Resort. I think I triggered her by existing or possibly by it overhearing my SO and I complaining about the land whales at our resort. Don't know, don't care.  I'll post a small album of fats I've found here with eyelash from the place itself in a few days.  PS: apparently being thinner than >30lbs overweight means you don't look American. Everyone has assumed my SO and I are Spanish or Italian. Good job America.