Maybe 'Wall-E' was way more accurate than we thought... I hate the mall, and crowds in general. Fats make it worse. I don't shop for clothes often, but I don't really have to replace them often considering I'm not an ever-expanding gas giant.  Anyway, I'm at the mall yesterday with my lady. Needed a sweater because I don't have 200lbs of blubber to keep me warm through Canadian winters. Sony had a pop-up set up in the middle of the mall peddling their VR game system.  Ham. Fucking. Central. The Sony reps were hams. The people using it were hams. The chairs they had them sitting in were screaming in agony. And seeing these fat fucks with these stupid headsets on reminded me of the great shitlord prophecy that is Wall-E: Disgusting fats, fatspreading in their reclining chairs, stuffing their fat faces, completely distracted from the real world. If this is the future, fire up the DeLorean because we need to go back.