My shitlord boss So I've always known my boss is a shitlord because he works out every single day, no matter how busy things get at the law firm. He will never give up gym time. He also talks about how gross places like McDonalds are and eats decently healthy. Today we were watching some surveillance videos for a larceny case and he starts talking about how fat the women on the video are that stole the items. He was saying "Like, why do they have to wear such tight clothes? Do they not care? Like their guts are just hanging out and they don't even care! Why don't they wear baggy clothes! And this other one, she doesn't give a shit she's wearing a damn bodysuit!" It was hilarious. I knew I picked the right job.