Genius shitlord reality show idea MY FUNNY FARM PREMISE: 10 fatties run a farm in the morning, doing farmwork. Each is assigned a certain farm animal as a soul-companion. Each night, a super handsome shitfarmlord (maybe we could rope someone like Chris Hemsworth in for the job) chooses an animal companion for slaughter, based on the fatties performance of their daily chores. Fatty who loses its companion takes the place of the slaughtered animal and must live in the barn/pigsty/pen for the duration of the show. You like?