Why I Wear Kemonomimi Ears and Tails in Public A lot of people here criticized my interest that I do this in public and at work often but there's a reason why I do this on a constant basis. Malls and cons are great places to subtlety shitlord. Every time I pass by young fatties in public, they talk about how they wished they could not only wear ears and tails but also even to afford them. Some talked about how most ears look too tiny on their giant fat heads and how they cannot wear their tails behind themselves because of how big their asses are. Whenever I want to wear ears and tail or even think about getting a new set of them, I use them as my motivator to keep myself human and in shape. Yes there are weird humans and that is true. But some weird things that humans do are things fats cannot do. Yes it is a hobby of mine but I also do this for other reasons too. One time, I went to college with blue fox ears and tails to subtlety shitlord fat feminists on campus leading them to use me as a subject of male privilege and how I'm able to do what I want simply because to them, I have good genetics, come from a rich family, and I am male. No. I work to earn my money to purchase my ears and tail. I also work out and eat right to keep myself human so I can continue to enjoy doing kemonomimi in public to show that when fats do it, they either look like fat nerds or that their ears and tails look too small on them. Just think about the thought of fatties struggling to wear tails on themselves and some just settling for ears and months later, due to their bad eating habits, they complain how their ears shrunk and look too small on them. To me, most kemonomimi ears look about right for me. Long story short, humans are capable of doing weird things that can subtlety shitlord fatties. Fatties can dye their hairs in crazy colors all they want and even wear ears but in the end, they will never be able to wear tails or even paws on their feet because they cannot wear footwear without assistance; except sandals. I never liked the idea of being normal because "normal" gets boring and it can eventually turn into depression. Then the way things are going in America with the obesity these days, to me, normal is nonexistent here. So I decided if I want to have fun, why not be weird and do things that will make fatties jealous such as being able to wear tails behind themselves. In other words, kemonomimi can be a subtle form of shitlording when done right.