Someone on CringeAnarchy told me "he's pretty healthy for 70."  Apparently BMI stats don't matter and the thin 85-year-old lady I know doesn't actually exist. Why is "if he ate less, he'd live much longer" so hard to understand?  It's actually pretty easy if you have lots of money, buy lots of venison jerky, steak, etc. and you'll be too full to eat lots of ice cream.