I will always tip you more at the car wash if you're not fat. I needed to get my car washed today, so I decided to splurge a bit and go to a nice carwash place. I sat outside the whole time and watched a lot of cars get clean while I waited. There aren't normally any fatties wishing at a place like this in the Texas heat because all their blubber insulates them so much already.  Today however, there was one. I watched him move at half the pace of the other employees and he only cleaned half as much. He waddled his way around trying to look busy so he didn't have to do any work. Luckily the people wiping down my car were quick and precise. You can bet your ass they got a much better tip than he would've. Tl;dr: Oh, you wanted your car detailed completely? Well today we have a special for the normal price but only half the cleaning job!