Firedrills and the Fats.... I work on the top floor in an office building and I am surrounded by the Fats. We had a fire drill where we had to take the stairs down 20+ floor, and half of them decided that they were not going to do it. The largest one claimed that "a strong fireman would have to carry her down". Unlikely, but if she's not going to take her safety seriously I'm not going to either. The alarm went off for five mins before any of them got out of their chairs. I was ready to go, but my boss told me I had to wait for them. FUCK! In a real fire I would have been out the door in 10 seconds flat. Anyways they complained the whole way down and we didn't even make it to the ground floor when the drill was over. We all would have died. The kicker was the next day they complained about being sore.....from walking down stairs.