A Short Shitlord Grandma Tale I work part time at a retailer that sells discounted clothes. As a retail slave I have seen many fun things, however you lovely folks popped into my mind when witnessing this encounter a few months back. Enter Shitlord Granny (SLG) and her chubby grandchild of around 5 years. All is well as they begin their checkout, with little Piggly Wiggly (PW) running amok looking at all the candy around the checkout area. She then runs up to SLG. PW: Nanna, lift me into the trolley! SLG: Oh no sweet pea, only your daddy can do that ‘cause he’s fat like you! All the cashiers freeze, not knowing what to say. Piggly Wiggly hardly reacts at all, and continues to stare longingly at the sweets. A few minutes later, she waddles out beside Granny.  PW: Nanna, NOW can I go in the trolley? SLG: Noo sweet pea, you need to walk off that little tum-tum! As soon as they leave we all turn to each other and starting giggling uncontrollably.