This Election Season, Vote Anti-Flag! If you have the time and energy to read through all the numerous opinions from all the candidates and know exactly who you're going to vote for, good on you!  For those of us who barely glance at the ballot and only know some of the candidates(my district have over 50 different races and average of 3 choices per race), I'd recommend for us to vote the ShitLord way. Vote for fit or thin people. Chances are if they can control what they put in their mouth, they'd probably be better at the job than a glutton. Less fat to clog the brain.  I just voted. Easy peasy.   Go to http://www.vote411.org/ballot  Pop in your address, looks at the fatties and humans running, you can even read about their positions. Jot down the names of humans you wanna vote for. Get your ass to any early voting places. Now exercise your ShitLord rights!   If you missed your early voting time, double check your assigned polling.  May Lord Beetus bless them all.