Smug fucking coffee fat I think little irritates me as much as the smug way fucking fats act. I'm at the coffee shop this morning before lunch and this morbidly obese fucker waddles in with a batman t-shirt stretched over its rancid bulk like a tarp.  It heaves its panniciulus onto the counter (literally, to support its dangling lard pouch) huffing exhaustedly through its facial pubes, and looks over the menu board, furrowing it's forehead in that annoying over dramatic way that fats do, then gets this smug look on its face and says, "I infer from your menu that you do not offer Hario V60 as a means of extracting coffee at your establishment?" Serious.  100%.  That's word for word what this smug fucking batman tshirt wearing fat said.  The poor barista. I've noticed this behavior a lot.  It's like they think it makes them look smart, or hides the fact they are sad jobless manchildren. Fuck fats.