Obese P.E. teacher I'm a social worker and visit my kids at school regularly to check on them. I visited one of them today who has anger problems as well ADHD. I'm in the office waiting for him when his humongous blob of a teacher shows up wheezing about how the kids are wearing her out. It was hard for me to maintain my composure and not laugh at her. I've been mistaken for a P.E. teacher a few times during my visits to the school and just laugh and take it as a compliment. I feel so sorry for the kids she teaches because they must be confused as how to a beast like that is supposed to teach them about proper nutrition and importance of exercise. This is why our kids are starting to become fat and lazy. I only had one out of shape P.E. teacher in school and she was a "small fat".