Butter and cheese does not equal flavour Never underestimate how stupid fats can be. There’s this one, I guess you could call small fat at work. Can barely do it’s job. Despite: -talking down to almost every employee she interacts with at the store -barks orders at me and gets mad when I ignore it’s distress calls. I just quote that it’s “not my job”. (I am prep. Although I can make pizzas and take calls, officially I don’t have to if I’m still working on prep). -getting arrested in front of the store for grand theft auto, driving drunk, driving without a license, and speeding (moron called in twice to work the week after) -making things totally WRONG. Like makes garlic bread with no garlic butter but 3 handfuls of cheese is ok  -puts on about 10 squirts of butter on about 7” diameter of bread and 3 handfuls of cheese on all breads -puts on so much cheese that the cheese doesn’t fully melt in the oven  -called in/left early 8 times in the 2 1/2 weeks it “worked” here I have witnessed with my own eyes other employees get fired for way less. The manager has a soft spot for her despite firing her twice at two other places, for causing too much drama. It managed to get fired from a job where it’s literally “just show up for 8 hours. You don’t even have to do a lot of work.” I know this because I worked there for a while. I have no sympathy for either for them. They’re both small fats anyway.  I told the thing point blank that her cooking is disgusting. I will refuse to let her make anything for myself. Anything she makes is just cheese with a little bit of bread or meat. It attempted to report me for discrimination. I retorted saying that I was a paying customer, even if I am staff. And that anyone is allowed to send back anything if it’s not to standard. The manager agreed.  I would rather starve than let that thing cook for me. I now refuse to help it with anything because I won’t have my name related to any of its abominations. Yesterday I helped it make a pasta. It got angry, took it out of the oven (burning its hooves) and dumped more cheese on it.  I start my new job Tuesday next week. My schedule allows me to keep both jobs. I’m tempted to walk in next week and quit on the spot. Let that ham handle all the customers, since I’m clearly incapable in its eyes. UPDATE it got fired today :)