fatty falls at the movie Girl and I are enjoying a movie at the theater. Half way through, I hear a THUD close behind me. Turn to see a land whale face down on the stairs. Her pigfucker tubby waddling to her rescue. I let out an audible laugh. The thing on the floor looks up, tears welling in its eyes and gives me the best evil stare it can muster.  I smile with the knowledge that I can see my own toes and will outlive this thing by decades.