Shitlording Sky Divers So I skydive recreationally.  Great time, y'all should try it.  Any who, on my last adventure, it was a tandem jump, so I'm strapped to the instructor, hanging off his chest.  So we do the jump, it's amazing, we land, and he proceeds to tell me that it makes him happy when fit people jump.  Because no shit, he says something like this;  fat, unfit people can't steer the chute, and he has to work extra hard to keep us stable.  Not only that, but while we're in free fall, going about 120 km/h, fats can't even keep their body rigid so he has to work hard to keep himself and his diver from rolling over.  And finally on landing, you land on your butt and slide, so you have to be able to pull your legs up and hold them straight out parallel with the ground.  Apparently fats can't do this so sometimes people break ankles and legs on the landing and it's bad for business.   But hey, HAES right?