Pork Orc Nearly Gets Tetanus I haven't posted this story but it was last month when it was time for hospital volunteers to get together to discuss new protocols and this thing, claiming to be female, is almost as wide as the door and saddled it's way in as its FUPA swayed back and forth. God forbid this thing was chosen as a volunteer but it says it has problem with attendance due to Hurricane Harvey at the time. But what it told us and my boss surprised us but rather expected. FAT BITCH WAS TOO GODDAMN FAT TO LOOK DOWN TO REALIZE IT STEPPED ON A NAIL WHEN IT WAS CLEANING UP ITS HOME FROM THE STORM! It got a tetanus shot after the incident. It's amazing how modern medicine allow syringes to go deep through the layers of the thickest fat to inject medications at least.