"homeless" fatty I volunteer with the homeless once a week. We provide a hot meal (usually soup, bread and some kind of sweet) and hand out donated items of clothing like coats and boots. It's a great charity and we sometimes get people turning up who haven't eaten for days on end and are in the first stages of malnutrition. It can be very sad at times but also rewarding too.  Unfortunately the idea of free food also seems to attract the fatties.  Mr beetus (300lbs and stinking of cigarettes) turned up one day claiming that he was homeless and hadn't eaten for a week. Straight away I knew this was unlikely as people who haven't eaten for a week generally have a certain look about them. Hard to describe but I've seen that kind of desperation enough times to recognise it.  He also didn't look homeless - no wet clothing (it was raining), no muddy shoes, nothing with him like a sleeping bag or blanket.  I was suspicious of his story but since we have a policy of not turning anyone away I had to serve him an apple, and a cup of soup. I purposely didn't fill the cup to the top and handed him the smallest slice of bread that I could see. He ate his soup and bread, but he left the apple. Someone who hasn't eaten for a week would NOT leave any food behind. We never usually have leftovers!  I mentioned my suspicions to the manager but she is one of those people who cannot see bad in anyone and told me that we should continue to "support" the man unless we had any actual proof that he was lying. So for three weeks I watched him turn up and eat food that was meant for truly hungry people. We always give the people second helpings of bread to take away if we have them, so mr beetus was literally eating the food that would have kept a hungry person fed for another day.  A week later I was mentioning mr beetus to my shitlord friend and it turned out that he knew him.  Mr beetus had a job and a house and wasn't homeless at all. He just turned up each week to take food from the homeless. I told my manager who confronted him and we never saw him again. It's disgusting enough if he wanted to eat himself to death on his own money but to do it using money meant for the homeless is just sick. It shows how low fatties really can go to get their food fix.