Hams in a gym never cease to amaze me... So I've been going to the gym for a few years now and I'm constantly amazed by what I see fatties do there. When I think they couldn't possibly surprise me, they do. This one was a bit particularly weird for me because I've never had someone just snag the squat rack in the middle of my sets... Well, buckle up it's story time. So for me wednesday is leg day. It's a great day, but it starts out HARD. I like to work my legs to the bone so I start out doing 4x5 Back Squat, Deadlift, Front squat, leg press. By the time I'm done with leg press my legs are dead and shaking. Anyway, back to the story.  So I get through back squat and there are these two kids behind me patiently waiting for me to be done with the squat rack so one can teach the other how to squat. Good for them for lifting weights and staying in shape. So I move to deadlift after back squat and run through my sets there. Just as I'm finishing dling, the kids finish squatting and want to use the deadlift station I set up so we just switched. They agreed to take off my weights to use theirs, and I agreed to just take over the squat rack. I strip the bar, place the arms where I need them and reload the bar with a decent weight for me for front squats (155lbs for 4x5). Since i'm already warmed up I do a set real quick. After this I was going to go grab my phone, water bottle, towel, and notepad (that I track my workouts in) from where I was deadlifting 10ft away.  I walk over to where my stuff is, pick it up and look at my phone a second. My hockey team sent out the "are you going to be at the game?" text so I responded. As I turn back around I see my bar on the only squat rack is currently in the process of being stripped by (you guessed it) two ham ladies. Now when I lift, I like to not have my contacts in or my glasses on so I'm pretty much blind. What I can see, though, is that these ladies were HUGE. Both of them were, but one was smaller than the other. (We'll say moon size and like.. slightly smaller moon size) Anyway, so by the time I figure out what the fuck is going on and walk over toward them the bar is already stripped off and they've moved the bar down so it's like maybe 4.5 ft off the ground. Low enough I went "how the fuck are you going to squat starting so low?" They ignored me. Those two kids (again, no glasses but probably like 14-15ish) just pipe up and say to me "Man, don't you really just hate it when someone steals your equipment? Why would anyone do something that rude?" Good, mini-shits, let the hate flow through you. At this point I could tell that the smaller ham was showing the bigger moon space station the exercise to do. They were using the ONLY squat rack... for fucking incline pushups. but like 4.5 ft off the ground pushups. Literally like "push yourself off a wall while standing straight up" pushups. wut.jpg They used it for that, then brought one of those inflatable stability balls over and did lunges while using the squat rack to hold onto. The fuck? I said "Fuck it, I can't watch this shitshow anymore, especially since that's not going to do ANYTHING for you." and went over and just did leg press. Got through my sets there and as soon as they were done with the squat rack I snatched it up faster than they snatch cookies. So the kids are going through deadlift. Their form isn't great but it's not terrible. I was going to ask if they wanted a little help so they didn't injure themselves when the mini-moo-moon just sees it as her civic duty to run over to them and start reeing at them to drop the bar (They're using an empty bar for form and it's REALLY bad to just drop those. Well she's like screaming "drop it drop it drop it!" So the kid just sets it down nicely (good for you kid). "Do you know how dangerous that lift is?!? Not only WILL it pull all your back muscles, if you do manage to lift it it is guaranteed to make you so fat!" (She should be talking...) She then shows them "the proper way" to dealift and actually said "When you keep a straight back that means there's slack in it and you should take that out like this!" (She proceeds to round her already circular fucking back. She's telling them to round their back. WHAT THE FUCK?!?) She 'teehee's her way back to the pushup station squat rack and I walk over to the two kids. They just go "wow, that lady is a dumb fat fuck." and i'm like "yep! If you want I can help you properly do that" so I show them how to deadlift once they give me the okay to show them. The sister planets did one more exercise (step ups onto a 25# plate... wooo you stepped up an inch!) and left to go reward themselves with Mcbeetus or something. I was just legitimately shocked at their lack of gym etiquette. Fuck you ya dwarf planets, the gym is for humans.