I was just complaining about this with my husband, though it was more about southerners, not necessarily fats. We were watching some Paula Deen Christmas special last night, and I’d never before seen a Paula Deen show. It was horrible. Every other sentence was a LOUD “Whur’s Gray-Gray Mee-maw Sissy Bubba Joe?” Like a child! “Awwww look y’awl it’s Sayayuntuh-Clawuhs! It’s Sayauyuntuh Pee-Paw sissy sue! Git a glayuss uh ciiiidur fur Pee-Paw Clayuhaws!” The south is always the fattest of the states so it makes sense. Or “seyunts.”