Okay, what the fuck? They're seriously contemplating casting Amy Schumer as Barbie? Are you kidding me? I just found out about this, and while I really goddamn hope it's not gonna happen, apparently it's all they're talking about at the moment. What? First of all, she's fucking fat. Barbie is not fat. Barbie eats well and goes on strenuous adventures all the time, and would be severely hindered in this process if she were a fucking hambeast. Beyond that, Amy Schumer is a) too old to play barbie, a teenager, and b) doesn't even fucking look like her. Barbie has big eyes and a little nose – Amy's dealing with the opposite.  It's just such an obvious pander to the more extreme reaches of PC culture. Like, for fuck's sake. Barbie isn't fat. Amy doesn't even fucking look like Barbie. They just wanna cast her to seem more 'body-positive' or whatever bullshit excuse they use to glorify obesity. I'm so fucking pissed off about this (I may or may not secretly be a fan of barbie movies). Fuck all of these people who normalise obesity and make it something to be content with, and who totally warp fictional characters to satisfy whiny fat bitches who would rather make everyone into a fat fuck instead of changing themselves.