Baseball Game with my dad--so many fatties in the midwest So this past week I went to a baseball game with my dad. It was great, our team won! Anyway, there were two bits of shitlordy goodness. The first is that, holy shit, the opposing team's ball boy was rotund! Oh my god! it was fucking funny to see this little....blob running around more than it had in the past 2 years. It was this uncomfortable mix between a shuffle, a waddle and a light jog. And the way that everything bounced! Its head was shaved, but we couldn't come to a consensus if it was male or female. Its tits were bigger than mine, and the way it ran screamed "fat chick". So we ended up calling it "balls, maybe?" instead of ball boy. Then there was the fat chick in our row which just had to ruin it for everybody. She was with her slimmer friend, and it was clearly uncomfortable. She got there midway through the second inning and had inside seats. Usually, in the middle of the play, if you're a normal human being, you'll crouch to the side and wait for the play to be over before getting to your seats. NOPE. "uhm, excuse me guys" tee hee, "we just need to get in there". As the fat bitch was walking by me, i swear to god it blocked out the sun. BUT NOT ONLY THE SUN. No, i missed one of the better plays (our team defensive, a beautiful double play). Had to watch the replay on the screen :/ the next time they got up, luckily the slimmer one suggested taking one of the seats that was on the aisle and not taken. Thank god that hassle was avoided in the future https://sli.mg/UbSuJQ Edit: also, shoutout to the total shitlord next to me! Oh god, the comments were great. I forgot to add that. Straight up laughing anytime the 'balls, maybe?' had to set itself in motion in the general direction of a bat. filming it at one point. amazing. XD