Haha well I'm actually Canadian so not actual British fish & chips, we sell all sorts of deep fried crap like pickles and mars bars and brownies and chicken (not healthy in the slightest). She wanted to feel like someone actually liked her gelatinous person so stuck around to make small talk with employees. Actually seeing her in the small chair and table was almost comical spilling over and watching other customers come in and pass by her. I guarantee her idea of walking the dog is opening the door for it.