Shitlord Chiropractor Follow-up This is a follow-up to my post from a couple days ago about my trip to the chiropractors.  After leaving on Monday I thought of a couple more questions that I wished I had asked.  As it turns out I actually had to go back today so I got the opportunity to ask my questions.  I asked him whether they need a special table for fats and how that whole thing works and I actually got a really good answer.  Obviously the table adjusts to fit every height, but it does not get wider so they just hang off the sides, but this isn't the good part though.  So when they designed the tables they added in a way for pregnant women to be able to lay on their stomachs to get treatment.  Apparently the middle of the table can be adjusted downward and made less firm in order to accommodate them. This is now used for fats so that they can lay on their stomachs too hahahaha.  He refers to it as the pregnant man table adjustment.  When he told me that I was dying.  He also said that the table has a load capacity of 500 lbs but that you can hear it having a hard time raising up when an obeast is on it (which will wear out the equipment faster so they should pay more).  One of the more disgusting things he described was when he has to hold their arm up.  He usually grabs right in the tricep area, but with these things their is so much fat there that he has to use it as like a handle since he can't get a good grip on their arms otherwise.  We had a good talk about how fats cause so many problems in the healthcare industry and I asked him if he has heard of HAES or the body positivity movement at all.  He said he actually hadn't heard any of that and that he would check it out.  I pointed him towards the cesspit known as Tumblr, but I did tell him to only do so if he had eye bleach present and that he couldn't say I didn't warn him.  It will be interesting next time I go back to see what he has to say about Tumblr and the rest of the bullshit.  Hopefully it will encourage him to shitlord a little bit more and maybe make him into one of us.