Nobody is safe from the fatties. I would like to share a story I remember from my childhood. I was walking through a parking lot with some friends when I see a deathfat pull up in a van and park near us. We watched him open up the door and try to step out. Now this man was easily 400 pounds of pure lard and was trying to fit between two parked cars; it wasn't going to work. This fat fuck pushes his door open all the way into the car next to him and forces his way through the door, pushing into the car next to him. As he leaves the suspension sags and then springs back up when he exits grinding into the door of the guy next to him. The fatty just shuts the door and lumbers off. If I wasn't such a little shit at that age I wish I would have done something about it. The point of this story is that you know the truth. How many times do you think you get a door ding? Everybody gets one eventually. If it was not from a little kid I can almost guarantee it was from a fatass. Any door dings to your front doors certainly were. The fatties do not even care though, how could they? They do it everyday to some other victim because they have no other choice when they go out. Their body physically forces them to damage your property.