This Week in Fatties Here's a report of what I've witnessed so far from the thinningly-challenged at work this week: Somehow, in the universe's ultimate "fuck you" to people like /u/Fllmia who got saddled with type 2 diabetes through no fault of their own, this real life Jabba does not suffer from it (he does suffer from everything else from sleep apnea to "I need a closer parking spot"-itis, once a co-worker asked him if he'd travel to a tradeshow if we could get him a scootypuff, luckily he said no). This gravity well "works" from home, and he informed us that he would not be delivering on a deadline the following day as expected, because "the a/c is out," and "I just can't work without a/c," and that he'd try later if it was repaired, but he figured he'd better let us know sooner rather than later. Day off for him I guess... Chubs #2 (this one has had a gastric bypass, still a celestial body) lost more than half a year's worth of financial information from our system. This was actually not unexpected. Chubs #2 has been known to fail to deliver and has missed many, many deadlines, we suspect that the information was not lost and needed to be re-entered, but that it actually was just never entered into the system in the first place. Chubs #3 almost had a heart attack trying to pull start a small motor (he failed, by the way, he never managed to start it). It literally took 6 pulls to almost end his life. I've mentioned this one before, a Wii Fit asked him to get off because he was too heavy, he's gotten heavier since then. Working with hams is great... Edit/5PM Update: Chub #3 got into a screaming match with the boss over being asked to fix a mistake so the final product would be presentable to the client.