Plus, it would cut down on the amounts of obeasts in society, since without doctors, Lord Beetus would have a better chance of claiming what is rightfully his.  I have health problems which are actually genetic, not 'gunknetics, tee-hee!' I am at a greater risk of illness than most people. I remember as a child being extremely sick (couldn't speak, throwing up every 20 minutes, lips black from dehydration levels of sick), and not being able to see a doctor. I'm sure the office was filled with hams getting their beetus pills. It sucks to not be able to depend on your healthcare because of obeasts.