Guys don't tend to tell fat men they're beautiful though. I've never said to a fat guy "oh man, you're huge. You're so fucking swole, like a linebacker". I'd say something like "who ate all the fucking pies? oh right, fatso is here" or "he guys, fatso just showed up. Hide your food". This is why fat men either have to develop thick skin and a sense of humour (still fucking useless fatasses though, don't fall for that jolly fat guy shit) or they have no friends.