I hate fat hands... Fat, bloated, sausage-fingered, greasy, grimy obeast hands are something I can't stand. If your FINGERS are fucking fat, you're beyond help and need to jump asap. I don't like touching obese people in general, but I avoid hands especially at all costs. We ALL know they're too lazy to wash them. As a shitlady who likes having pretty nails and laughing at ugly nails, I joined a nail shaming group on facebook and was disappointed to find that the whole group was full of whales. A lot of people post their own hands and I'm surprised that they'll even do it considering how gross their hands are. I left the group, but not before getting some screenshots. Enjoy these pics for they boast not only laughable manicures, but ugly fat piggy hands.  For example, some people post just their fingers. We aren't blind or retarded, so I don't know why they do this. Generally to judge a manicure you should see the whole hand because some nail shapes look better than others on certain hands. I did look at their profiles and of course they're all fat, but that's obvious just from the inverted knuckles. Sausages: one, two, three, four, five , six, seven, eight. And some hams just don't care. They post the whole beetusy trainwreck because they know they won't get called out for it due to a "shame the nails, not the hands" rule. THAT rule is the reason why I left 5 hours after joining the group. Why shouldn't we shame fat, gross hands? No matter how much nail polish, sparkly shit, or how many pretty colors you put on a fucking hamhand it wont make you pretty, or clean looking, or respectable. Lose some god damn weight. Bludgeoners: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. As a side note, most of these fats are a pain to be at the salon near. They are loud, talk on the phone, inconvenience the technician, smell bad, and are rude in general. I pray for the tiny Asian women who have to scrub fat mom feet and sit that close to halitosis riddled cows.