Hamplanet Roommate (Context: This is a throw away account and I usually use it just for lurking but I can't take it anymore with this god awful roommate and I need some like minded people to relate to.) Before I start I know what you're thinking, you really don't have to say it. I'm an idiot for willingly living with a ham but housing options were INCREDIBLY limited this summer (I'm a college student) and this was the best situation I had and thankfully it's temporary. However, living with a ham has led me to witness the most bizarre behavior I thought was only apparent in exaggerations of these once former humans.  My hamplanet roommate has pointed out how I eat an OBSCENE amount of food and how I'm always cooking, which is hilarious because I eat a structured diet ranging from 1200-1500 calories a day (I'm kind of a little dude, only 5'8", so I really don't need that much food). He's gone on countless rants about how if he ate like me then he'd be twice the size he is now and how I really really need to start watching what I eat or I'll balloon up. He's constantly berating me for eating so much and making me uncomfortable every time I have to cook a meal. Confused as to how he could possibly imagine I eat more than him I've been paying way more attention to his eating habits and he's right. Sort of. I do eat more "meals" than him as he doesn't eat meals per say, but when you're constantly snacking on super high calorie junk food and ordering multiple burgers/servings of chicken nuggets/etc. per his one "real meal" of the day it's no wonder he's as big as he is. Listen, I'm a broke college student, I totally understand the appeal of fast food, and in moderation I'll indulge, but can anyone besides a ham really sit down and eat THREE cheeseburgers, TWO orders of fries, AND a milkshake at in-n-out and not feel like they're going to explode? Has anyone experienced the sheer quantity of food a ham can eat on a regular basis, not even on a rare occasion? Where do they get the money to eat this much? How is obesity an epidemic if it's SO obvious what the problem is, people don't physically need to consume THAT much food... Thank you for indulging in my rant! Hopefully I'll figure out a way to get this ham roommate of mine to leave my eating habits alone...