To the left, to the left, Get ready to make a Tubblr post after moving from the left You're driving and you see lights flashing in your mirror.  Oh snap, it's an emergency vehicle. A police officer, to be specific. If you're sane and don't live in one of those dirty countries that drives on the left, you pull to the right. That's how it works. You learn this shit in driving school, even being advised to specifically pull to the right and never to the left shoulder.  I'm on the freeway and I see a car pulled over on the left with a police officer's car behind it, lights flashing. I figure this person must have had some kind of vehicular emergency and the police officer is here to help. Suddenly, the car yanks over to the right, making no apparent checks to see if any cars are, you know, driving along on the freeway. The police officer yanks their car over to the right as well. Still behind this scene, I notice that the police officer pulls up behind the car, which is now on the right shoulder. No emergency, just an idiot. Curious, I look at the car and see bright magenta hair atop a massive, fatty arm that blinded me as it was not covered by any clothing. Obesity destroys the brain and could have caused an accident.  I suspect a Tubblr post about patriarchy and fatshaming came next.