[Shower Thought] Fats smell bad because they can't afford to do laundry. Not only are hams too lazy to go do laundry, but because they can't afford it either. In my apartment complex, it is $1.50 to wash and the same again to dry clothes. We all know that it takes more fabric to create tents for the fats, but if they wash their clothes it takes more space in the washer and dryer. While a human might take separate loads for whites and colors, meaning $6 for all my laundry, a ham might have to do two or more loads for each. They can't fit into the shower and they can't afford to do laundry, no wonder fats are so offensive to the nose.