When you shitlord without even trying. Was walking to class from one building to another earlier today and on my way out the first building someone with a clipboard stopped me and told me there was going to be a blood drive going on, asked me if I'd like to sign up. I mentioned I would love to donate, but chances were slim to none that I'd meet the minimum weight requirement of 110lbs right now. I typically hover around 105lbs, sometimes getting up to 110lbs for whatever reason. It's getting toward the end of the semester now though and when I'm stressed out my appetite just disappears, so I have a feeling I'm a little lighter than usual. The guy just smiled and went "Ah, that's okay". I told him to have a good day and went on about my way. Heading into the second building, there was another person with a clipboard. This one was a female small fat. I thought she was with the blood drive too so I just told her "I don't weigh enough to donate, sorry". She got a confused look on her face and said she had a petition for paid sick leave (or something) if I'd like to sign it. I laughed, explained myself, and she went "Oh, well that must be a nice problem to have". I should mention I was holding a donut I'd bought from a cafe on campus, and she was eye-fucking the shit out of it. I was like sorry, I'll pass on signing, have a good day, yadda yadda.  "You too. Enjoy your donut." I honestly wasn't intending to as I was talking to her, but I triggered her anyway. #justshitladythings