I will shitlord them every chance I get. From the first day (dance has been in session for almost a month now) these 2 in the pics not-so-subtly stare at me and I began to find it obnoxious as I am not a circus freak, so last week I brought a huge cookie to class (Lenny and Larrys) and ate it in front of them, crinkling the wrapper loudly and making it audibly known that I was enjoying it. As satisfying as that was I don't exaggerate when I say this dance year is going to be hell, since all performances and practices rely heavily on parent volunteers. Leading up to the big recital it is literally hours and hours of practices all in one week - and I know these fat bitches won't be volunteering for that shit! I wouldn't trust my child under their supervision anyway.