Just a snack you say? Sit with some relatives, someones birthday. About 8 people in the room, 15:00.  Aunt just sits and listens, calm as always, humongous obeast though. So she suddenly picks up the phone, orders 3 pizza's.   I think "hm, she orders some for everyone".  Pizzaguy comes knocking, she puts down the pizza's. Says "I am a bit hungry, need a snack, hope you do not mind".   She then with just her lefthand, grabs a slice, and CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP slice gone. I swear, I have seen competitive eaters on YT do worse. No joke. Then another one, another one. She went a bit slower for the net pizza and her pace slowed down near human levels when she hit the 3rd, finished em all. Then went back to looking at the pizza shop flyer, I sw her contemplating ordering more. Then she just put it down. Not wanting to seem a glutton and hog all the food again. I guess. She is a hardcore 7th day adventist, always front of church, hell for those who disbelieve and break the rules. Pizza with bacon and cucking her husband seems like pretty big deals if you are part of that group I'd say. Oh well. And then she has the nerve to sit there, 30 minutes later "I have no idea how you do it the lezzmeister, I just gain out of nowhere. Everyone's look was one of amazement. I think she did not get it. She is not the brightest light.