I saw a fat woman at the gym last night, and I laughed at her I was at the gym, walking on the treadmill to cool down (I had already gone on a run and lifted weights that day) while my friend finished doing his arm routine, when this gigantic woman waddled in. She was literally spherical, and was sweating like a pig just from walking up the stairs.  She had brand new shoes, special pants, and a towel around her neck. Clearly prepared to work hard, maybe? Perhaps I was wrong about my initial harsh judgement? As fucking if.  She hoisted her massive girth onto an elliptical machine in front of a mirror, and proceeded to take selfies for 5 minutes. I had to laugh, the stereotype was coming true right before my eyes. I pretended I was laughing at the show I was watching but she saw me looking at her and quickly put the phone away.  About to start working out? Wrong again, shitlords! She turned the machine on the absolute lowest setting. It was barely moving. 30 seconds later she was gasping for air. It was hilarious. She lasted all of ten minutes before turning the machine off and leaving.  As funny as it was, I hope that ham doesn't come back. I don't need things like that stinking up my gym.