Tripod on the bus So I live in a part of the world where hams don't roam the open prairie. But there is still a few bovine sized people around. Yesterday I had the pleasure of observing one of them doing something hilarious. I were on the bus, on my way to the in-laws. On one stop this couple comes on. A Pakistani dude with a small gut and a white girl that was perfectly spherical. She was at least 300 lbs from what I can estimate on mybodygallerie, had a bump over her brastrap the size of a chihuahua and jiggled at every movement. They sit down on the two seats in front of me, small fat dude at the window, and butterball on the isle. About 2/3 of butterball was in the seat, the rest was in the isle. I was talking to my fiancé when the bus turned left and we heard a distinctive "THUD" from butterball. Butterball had shot out her right leg (and a swollen hoof in sandals) over the isle, onto the little edge that raise the bus seats. At first I thought her foot itched or something, but at the next left turn there was another "THUD". After four left turns I figured it out; Butterball was sliding out of the seat, every left turn made her mass lurk to the right, and the seat could not catch the avalanche of flesh. She NEEDED to brace herself on the isle to not go bouldering to the floor. Butterball transformed into Tripod before my eyes, and I had to hold in laughter for the rest of the trip. There are 7 left turns on the way to my in-laws. Thanks, fattie!