A small observation/perspective. Whenever I see any of the various hamplanets that get posted here by you brave souls, I try to imagine what the skeletal structure looks like. After all, it's all lard layered on top of what's otherwise a normal humanoid bone structure, right? Some of the ones that have been shared here absolutely blow my mind when viewed from this perspective. The worst ones make me question physics to the point of "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" insanity. Try it sometime if you haven't before. Imagine the normal width of say, a shin bone. Or spine. Then look at the ham and picture where that would go and what it's holding up. Craziness, I tell ya. Craziness.