A shit lady in training Me and my 12 year old daughter ran into Walmart today to pick up some produce. As we were standing in front of the tofu and contemplating our choices, a walhog waddled up next to my daughter to check out the (of course) most calorie laden dressings on the market. No doubt for it's "healthy salad" of dressing and cheese garnished with a bit of lettuce it will have later and post to Instagram. So my daughter picked up a particular brand of veggie burger and said, "oh, I wanted to try these". Then she flipped over the package and said "390 calories EACH? that's too much!" and put them back on the shelf.  The walhog actually snorted in anger when she said this! As we walked away I said, "I think you piggered that one with your comment".  To which she replied, "I know. I said that on purpose".  I love her. She's awesome.