I drank some Coke today. I live in the Far east. I cook a lot, and am usually very careful about food, but getting a beijing belly (Diarrhea) is pretty much unavoidable.  So, long story short, I have the shits. Medicine in China is a total fucking joke, Chinese medicine is just bullshit herbal remedies that do absolutely nothing and i cant be bothered to deal with an actual chinese doctor for something as minor as the shits. Apart from anything else, I am a total moron and I know more about medicine than most chinese doctors.  So I remember a while back hearing that Cocacola is an effective remedy for the shits, so had a go. I haven't had soda in a long time, I cant remember the last time I had coke. It is fucking vile. It tasted like licking burned sugar from a frying pan and i could feel the acidity on my teeth for hours afterwards (until i got home and brushed). People actually drink this shit multiple times a day?  one can is 150 calories, thats about what you burn in a 30 minute jog.  Dunno what my point is. I just hate fat people, I can say with confidence that they are all idiots who poison themselves.