Hilarious Update on my BFF's GF I suggest you read my previous posts,  at least the first, to understand this and how much I dispise JJ's hambeast gf the most. That Ham legit asked me for weight loss advice! No kidding! I hate fats and all, but I'm kinda excited. She is going to let me shitlady and torture her into a walking bruise! She asked for another bike ride, dead set on going the whole way. Oh well went the whole way, at MY speed! Remember, I've been training for years. She was huffing the hole way. She's usually pasty white but she was a lobster, I laughed so hard my gut hurt. She stI'll wants me to "help" her though! Didn't even say shit when I kept insulting her lardass the whole way. She's my mule bitch for a few days.  P.S. I've caused her to puke twice and have cut her food intake down to my level. SMH, such an out of shape slob.