The Honda Accord & the 500 pound woman! In my decades as a police officer, I have seen some of humanities lowest moments.  I have another to add to the growing list of why the morbidly obese need to be put away until they can rejoin the human race! We responded to an MVA at on of our busiest intersections. Two car accident, a Ford F-150 driven by a fit human, and a Honda Accord driven by a (Estimating) 450-500 pound horror of a human, female.  She was eating (not kidding) a bag of M&M's, not a small one, a HUGE one, like you get from Costco!  She told us she had dropped some & was trying to retrieve them when the truck in front of her "Just stopped."  She smashed into the back of the truck & she tried to blame the accident on the guy in front of her!  Typical fat fuck. I told her she was 100% at fault for the accident, at which point she threw an infantile tantrum.  "You cops are all the same, stupid jerks, do your job....."  the usual crap when someone is immature and not willing to accept responsibility for their actions.  I issued her a citation for Following Too Closely, Impeded Operation (Eating), and not wearing her seat belt (would not fit!). Now the fun begins, she starts complaining that her neck hurts and she left her pain medication at home, so she wants to go to the hospital.  Jesus, these fats just take, take, take!  It took 6 grown-ass men to wheel this fat, worthless tub of shit to the ambulance, load her in, and delayed our time on scene for an extra 1/2 hour.   As she was leaving, she yelled at me that she was going to sue me for being such an asshole, and I politely told her that I hope she feels better! I want to commend Honda for making the Accord, I could not believe someone this gigantic could fit in such a small car!!!!   Well done!