Fats with No Ass This is just something that I need to get off my chest: of all of the types of fats that bother me the most, the fatties with flat asses are the most disgusting, rage-inducing creatures I've ever seen. If you're going to be fat, at least have a fat ass so that it makes sense when I call you a "fat ass". It's like the episode in Family Guy where Quagmire is hitting on what he thinks is a thin chick, only for her to turn around and reveal herself to be a giant slug. I have no idea why they bother me the most out of all of the variety of fats there are but they just do.