I live about 3 miles from Tempe, the site of the Ironman. I usually DESPISE when any marathon/race/whatever is in town because it causes hours of congestion. This Ironman, however, I am going to ride my bike to the sidelines JUST to see this fat chunk attempt to make it. However, I think she won't even get past the swimming part. I'll just toss some loose meat into the lake when she's near.