Hair salon beetus binge. Mrs. Cthulhu went to the salon last night to get some caramel highlights. (Auburn shitladies with caramel strands. Yum.) A female eat beast occupied one of the chairs close to her. Getting foils takes time, apparently enough time for sugahz to drop. Mrs. C. Told me that she sent her pigfucker out to get it a mid - service snack. She was flabbergasted when he showed up with a rockstar energy drink and a rice crispy treat in the "share" size, which was consumed quickly and immediately. She even pointed out that there was her small daughter present, who received nothing. Typical fats. On a positive note, Mrs. Cthulhu looks amazing.