Fat Tourists I'm visiting California with my family for my brother's graduation. We went to the Winchester house in San Jose today. I'm not sure if anyone here has ever been, but the woman who owned the house had special stairs installed because she had painful arthritis. The stairs go up about an inch each step which means having to take a lot of steps just to go up one floor. There were three complete obeasts on the tour.  They didn't know how to distribute their weight while taking the stairs so they just kept stomping and were wheezing after climbing 9ft.  I loved getting dirty looks from them as my family and I easily cleared 3-4 steps per stride.