I disagree with the premise that camouflage and fat are in the same category, not true. If you're on a first date and it turns out to be a fat, take your trusty camo hat out of your gigantic loud-ass truck and put it on. Might not always work, but camouflage causes bossy pseudo-intellectual and snotty gold-digger fats to drop their pretense, scream and run. Saves time and money. The whole world is fat and stupid, races cars, shoots guns, has rednecks who wear hunting gear year round and for every occasion. No need to have a repeat of the Obama inaugural world apology tour :D