Where is my fucking thin discount? Something you hear a lot about is how the fats always complain about how the world around them (built for normal sized people) doesn't accommodate for their monstrous proportions or weight.  Like having to buy two tickets on plane or restaurant chairs that are too narrow for all their rolls, you know, all that apparent fat prejudice that is out there.  I would love to see how  fat people would lose their collective shit if you were rewarded for not contributing to this problem/fat logic, by which I mean when you buy your plane ticket the guy says "Oh you are way under the obesity level, here is your discount so we don't have to burn that extra fuel flying your fat ass all over the place.  Oh and also we wont charge you for your luggage because you are helping to offset all these hogs on the flight today. Thank you for flying ******* Airlines where health and longevity are rewarded"  (and yes i know the immediate go-to argument would be it promotes eating disorders but lets pretend like we have bit of common sense)  On a similar note, I read that because of the rising average weight of Americans, that there are a lot of empty rooms on cruise ships because they can no longer fill to capacity and meet the same safety regulations that they used to.  Since cruise ships can't fill to capacity for fear of capsizing, it has put a strain on the business to make the same money but sell fewer tickets.  All I'm saying is if every time I get on a plane, boat, train, car/taxi/Uber, whatever the form of transport, they said please step on this scale so we can calculate your ticket/fuel total, I would be 100% okay with that.