the most annoying sound in the world Hillary's voice? Children? Smoke detectors? While those are all good guesses the correct answer is a fat person wheezing. 2 weeks ago I started a new job as a chauffeur. It' been pretty good so far and the vast majority of my clients are human. Then again you can't really expect a pig to be good lawyer, doctor, executive, athlete, or business owner that I drive around on a regular basis. A few days ago I was told to go pick up another employee at the airport. He just got back from Bermuda and I was to take him home. It turns out this guy is a planet. Great. He also has a slightly smaller femfat and 2 humans with him.  Anyways I get them and their stuff loaded up and as I started driving to his house I hear it wheeze wheeze wheeze. Dear God, why me? I think the other passengers hated it too so they started talking about anything they could think of. The conversations felt forced and like they just wanted to do anything they can to drown out his wheezing. Even then I would always hear him wheezing in the background. The planet would often lose his breath while talking too. Like wtf dude, you're literally just sitting and talking and you're losing your breath. There would be times when the conversation would stop for a few seconds and all you would hear is his wheezing. At times it would sound really labored. I didn't want him to die in my truck because I had other appointments to make and extracting him would take have taken a team of power lifters and heavy equipment so I just hoped he would wait until he got out to have his heart attack. We're required to wear suits at work and the ham planet mentioned he can't drive while wearing his jacket. He said he only wears the jacket when he gets out of the car to go in to the airport and takes it off again when starts driving. Thin privilege is being able to drive while wearing your suit jacket buttoned up. When we get to his house the human male tips me $60 and I leave. Finally, sweet silence. I realized that's the first time I've heard someone breathing in my car before. I guess putting down the fork is too high of a price to pay to be able to breathe without sounding like you're about to die. This one is on my Death Watch 2017 list. I'll let you know when it does kick the bucket. There's no way it has much longer to live with the way its breathing.