To the new paramedic who had his first fat encounter.. Well, Ive got sad news from you.. coming from someone who works in the EMS field,  this shit gets old fast. Wait until they demand you to lift them, demand you to carry them, break your back call after call due to their own selfish fat fuck choices. These people literally cripple us. Its not cute or funny.  It is a an assault on the health care system that now YOU will be carrying the weight of, in all senses of the matter.  That filth house is unsanitary. YOUR health is now affected. Do YOU want to be inhaling all of that infestation? Do you want to bring home scabies? Bed bugs, MRSA, fecal matter on the bottoms of your shoes to yourself and your family?   There really is no hope for humanity. I have the best job in the world, but there are far too little humans on the planet who get sick just glutinous monstrosities of adipose.   -end rant