Subtle shitlording at the office? Morning all, I'm looking for some ideas for subtle office shitlording. The stuff that won't get you in trouble with hr but works to reinforce shitlord/lady status. A few of my ideas are below. -We have shared desks and chairs in my office so when we sit down you have to adjust the desk to suit you, an easy shitty thing to do is adjust the arm rests all the way in, if you are human you fit even the tall men do.   -Wipe down the work station with Lysol after you take over from a fat.  Taking suggestion all day!