Shitlord bus seats I can't stop laughing about this. I commute via bus.  I'm sitting in the rear of the bus (in this picture I am sitting in the seat in the bottom left, with the dividing pole on my left).  The bench of seats is 4 seats wide, so two seats, pole, two seats (though all the seats touch).  The seat directly behind the front facing seats in the picture is occupied by a ham, then empty, then me and another human comfortably sitting next to one another. Another ham boards, and the seat between me and the ham is the only empty one left.  She approaches the seat and attempts to squeeze her fat ass into it.  No dice.  She gets up immediately and stands in the aisle next to the rear door, clearly defeated. Next stop, some more people get on.  Bus is now full, so it's standing room only.  Bus driver plays this automated "to accommodate other passengers, please move toward the rear of the bus" message.  Ham is the last person in the line of standing people, and she does not move.  He plays it four or five times, and she doesn't fucking move an inch.  Someone shouts out "THERE'S A SEAT BACK HERE!"  She responds, "I ALREADY TRIED IT."  Another human squeezes past her and easily fits into the open seat, even with the existing ham spilling over into it.  And she still wouldn't move back further, so people were squeezing around her because she didn't want to stand next to the shitlord seat that her fat fucking ass couldn't fit in. I'm surprised she admitted defeat.  You could tell she really wanted to sit down (what ham doesn't?), but there was no reasonable way to accommodate her.  If I got up, she may have fit next to the pole and the shitlord, but there's no way I'm swapping seats to accommodate a fucking whale.  Old ladies, sure, but not someone whose primary mobility impairment is because they eat too many fries. If that's not a call to drop some fucking ell-bees, I don't know what is.