As someone who likes bread (and limits myself even more than just because calories, yay type 1 diabetes), I would eat pizza and breadsticks because they both are delicious. Shit, the reason a bun sounds bad is because it's dry so it can hold more toppings. Put some hot sauce on that fucker and it would be great.  But in this case, we know fatso is going to eat one medium pizza, then a breadstick (meant for 2-4 people) package, and then probably dump the other breadsticks on the other pizza and eat that too.