She's so dumpy.  She's got a doozy of a personality too.  I worked with her when I was 19 and she incessantly complained about being fat, ugly, and single.  I happened to know a real loser of a guy who was desperate and awkward enough to want to meet her so I set them up on a date.  She thought it went great.  I heard from his roommate that the entire night she kept talking about her fat rolls.  When the guy tried putting his arm around her she said she didn't want him to feel her fat.  She also spent all night pointing out girls in the audience of the Cubs game they were watching and making comments such as "I'm sure you think she's prettier than I am, don't you". She had no idea why he didn't want to see her again.