Yeah, my fatass sister broke a chair a couple of years ago at Christmas and blamed everything but her weight.  It was a cheap Ikea chair. My then three-year-old niece had been sitting on her knee. My brother in law is obviously just bad at assembling flatpack furniture. My 6' tall husband had sat on it earlier with me on his knee and weakened it.  She had also deflated an air mattress the year before and we had the same pass-the-blame situation. Fatties blame everything but the fupa. They're also not welcome in our non-reinforced homes anymore.