Fatties at the nursing home. "But why did you eat it if you didn't like it?" Hello FPH. Shitlord nurse Alpaca here at your service. I was thinking of starting a mini-series, or at least make a habit to post about the fatties I work with. (Both patients and co-workers). So, each day we serve breakfast, lunch, fika (which is coffe and cake/cookies time.. A very Swedish thing apparently) and dinner. We also serve extra food if you're hungry.  If a patient doesn't like the food we serve at lunch or dinner they can skip it and get something else (usually a frozen tv-dinner, sandwich or something that's easy to cook). We even have it written up on our boards and everything. You can get something else if you don't like the food. Just let us know. You can see where this is going. Dinner is going smoothly. The oldies are eating. One let us know that she didn't like the food, so we fixed her somethng else. Everything's fine. Until we get to Bob. Bob is fat. Bob is grumpy. Bob is vocal. Bob sees fault in everything (but not himself). Bob is a human version of a vacuum when it comes to food. A very stingy vacuum.  Bob ate his meal with gusto (as always). The way he ate it you'd think he hadn't seen food in a week. So, when we do the usual "how did you like your food?" you think he's gonna tell you his usual "yeah whatever, it's fine."  Hah. IT SUCKED. Oh. IT WAS AWFUL Aww. Alright. I'm so- YOU PEOPLE SUCK. YOU CAN'T COOK FOOD I'm sorry you had a bad exp- I WANT TO SPEAK TO THE ONE WHO DID THE FOOD AND SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM THEY'RE AWFUL Well, why did you eat it if it was so awful? We would've given you something else CAN YOU GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE NOW? Uhh... no Bob, you just ate, we can't give you more now. I SHOULD GET SOMETHING ELSE NOW. THE FOOD WAS AWFUL. But why did you eat it? CAUSE... IT'S FOOD. I WILL STARVE IF I DON'T EAT FOOD. I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE FIKA (two hours ago). Yeah.  Bob is also the type of person to, if you give someone else 4 potatoes and him 3, he will very loudly ask why X got more than him, so on and so forth. Lovely fella.