Ironically enough, my bf's ham of a mom doesn't like to joke with me about making her dog fat. She's very stern on the fact that fat animals aren't cute, and that it's not cute to give them so many health problems. yet, she has a super round stomach and a large ass (weirdly human legs though) and puts salt on EVERYTHING SHE PUTS IN HER MOUTH PRETTY MUCH. I came into the kitchen once and was watching her snack on raw vegetables, THAT SHE PUT SALT ON. She even buys salted butter. I swear she's gonna have heart issues.