I was talking to my wife about fats, we were at a restaurant (won't say the name, but dog-friendly, kinda lazy).  Anyway, we were enjoying the atmosphere and this family of fats--just fucking huge--walked in.  Gratefully we were about done, so we didn't have to see the carnage that would undoubtedly ensure, and my wife said "Well, their food bill must be outrageous.  They eat all the really good tasting things".  I told her "No, honey.  They're all about quantity not quality.  They just shovel that shit in without tasting it.  It's literally about having calories" And sure enough, we saw their 5 appetizers--I shit you not.  It was like they hadn't eaten since breakfast.