I would be crushed if someone stole my beloved dog. There are some crimes that are inexcusable and obeasts think nothing of it.  So I will add to your excellent idea:  Shatter the fatfuck's kneecaps  Rescued dog lifts its leg and pisses in fatty's tearing face I squat explosive, burning diarrhea on fatfuck like I'm waterboarding it Charlie Crapmouth drowns in shit