It's true. There's this full on ham planet working at the sandwich counter at a shop I go to regularly who acts confused every time I get a sub without oil and sauce all over it.  She's legitimately incapable of understanding why I don't want that shit in my sandwich, and doesn't understand how I can load up on veggies without adding any beetus.  So one day I just told her that her palate was probably spoiled from always putting oil and sauce on everything.  This is while I was standing there eating a plain piece of wheat bread.  I mean seriously, have you ever just eaten bread?  It has its own flavor, you know.  There are all kinds of tasty varieties of it, but hams actually don't even realize this because everything they eat comes with beetus on or in it.