I go to the renaissance fair every year. I have been going for 25 years or so. Every year they get fatter and fatter. Thinking they are “hawt” because their pendulous breast are pushed up to their neck in their XL extra paneled bodices.  And then there is me. I was a medium when I got my first bodice. Normal. Now I am an XS. SAME DAMN SIZE. I feel for any shit ladies who are smaller than me. How is 5’10” with a freaking D/DD cup an XS? And where do the tiny people get their gear? Custom? Childrens section? There are like 5 normal sized people in all of fair. So, I get a lot of looks. And I am about 10 years older than the average crowd.