Fat, Old Men at Gyms are Such Creeps I've been an active member at my gym for about 2 years now, and for the most part it's been an okay experience with the fellow members (sometimes I somehow wind up in a conversation with a crazy person in the sauna). I know who the regulars are for the time of day that I go, and generally that doesn't change, but the other day a new guy showed up. Let's call him.. Danny Devito.  Now, I'm on the elliptical, warming up as I usually do. The gym is basically empty, aside from a couple people, every other elliptical is open except for the one I'm on. Then this guy, this Devito character (I kid you not, he was short and fat like the actor) shows up and picks the elliptical next to me. Now, I know people have preferences when it comes to ellipticals, but I'd never seen this guy before. He stared at me for a good few seconds. Did this fat fuck think that because I was looking forward, I wouldn't notice him? After doing that, he starts moving on the machine, then stops when it asks for his weight. He gets off of the machine and walks out of the fitness center. Okay? Weird, but whatever, I have a workout to concentrate on.  A few minutes pass and good ol' Danny returns, and does the exact same thing, then leaves again. Then he does it a third time! Every time this fatass would stare at me a little longer, he thinks he's getting away with me not noticing him.   Finally I was feeling too uncomfortable, so I moved to the treadmill. Danny enters the fitness center again, gets onto the same elliptical, and stands on it whie staring at my butt. I could see him in the reflection of the window doing it, with a perverted and desperate look on his face. I was ready to report him, but he left the fitness center and didn't return.  The worst part about it is that I'm 20, but people confuse me for being 16 or 17 all the time. He probably thought I was too, he could be a fucking preditor for all I know.   All I know for certain is that the next time I see this whale creeper, I'm reporting his ass so he doesn't stare at mine.