FML: field trip edition - a summary Posted before the trip here So I'm back from the trip from hell and I have some stories to tell.  A lot of you were pressuring me to give up and not go, which I can't agree with because that would have left the fatty with an extra seat and a private room, plus I'd be missing out on [hobby redacted] that I put a lot of effort into. Don't let the fats discourage you guys! I managed to secure the aisle seat by explaining that I was planning on moving around more and then she wouldn't have had to get up every time I wanted to go out of the bus. I was scared she'd tell me she needed the extra space, but all went well. She filled all of her seat and some of mine and seemed quite uncomfortable with her gut touching my side and almost touching the seat in front of her. She brought an immense number of pastries and cookies for the trip and kept eating them on the bus. For example for breakfast she had 3 huge pastries and when we stopped for gas she got a full size candy bar from the gas station. All before 9am. When usually she would always walk at the back of the group, during lunchtime she was first in line and annoyed at people who were a little late (because they had shit to do related to [hobby]). While waiting for the others to come so we could go to lunch she said "I wish they would hurry up, my stomach is starting to feel empty!". Not "I'm hungry" or anything, just the feeling of not being full is disturbing to them. The others were 10 minutes late. She was furious. Funny moment - we had to cross a border between countries and go through metal detectors and all that jazz. After being checked for metal by the border guard and still setting off the alarm, she started to take off her belt. The border patrol shouted "NOOOo don't take it off!" and just waved her through. I guess not even the security of your country is worth seeing fat rolls fall out of jeans. In the evening after pretty much sitting on the bus all day she got a huge meal from burger king. I wasn't even hungry because we had been fed at literally every stop during the day. Nothing will stop a fat from getting food. Every short walk we had to make made the beast sweat and complain. She sat out some of the sightseeing because it involved climbing a hill. Once she took part in a longer walk and chugged water after getting back saying she was exhausted from all the exercise. The night was hellish. When she said she had sleep apnea, she wasn't joking around. I had to sleep with the radio playing and the pillow wrapped around my head and I could STILL hear her snoring. She would snore even laying on her side. How is that even a thing?! How can you know you do something like this and not do something about it? I barely slept all night, and told her about it in detail once during the night and once again in the morning. She looked ashamed and said a half-assed "sorry".  In any case, I'm back home, the [hobby redacted] went well and was worth the horror accompanying it. There's a chance the fat will quit [hobby redacted] because the trip wasn't fun enough but that's what you get for sitting out on most of the walking bits.  Unfortunately I only managed to take one kind of picture, here they are:  Here's her next to me, taking up part of my seat (I'm trying to sit in the middle). My hips are the widest part of me, the joys of having a 0.6 waist to hip ratio Another - by the way, she is only three inches taller than me, look at the knees! Here's an extra festival fat