Last time I was at a film, the (hammy looking, but it was dark) guy next to me was working over his empty soda and straw for the entire second half of the show. Like, just going to town on it, scraping plastic straw, empty slurping, crinkling cardboard cup....OVER AND OVER.     I was thisclose to slapping it out of his hand/mouth. Guy really needed something to fill up his mouth for 30 minutes; go have a cigarette or find some action in the men's toilets, Jesus.