Can we start bullshitting fats? We need to start fucking with them. Like telling them we eat something weird as fuck to stay or get skinny. since quick fixes are the only shit they listen to. example:  Hamily- Ugh, you're so skinny what did you do? me - well, hamily every morning I eat a small pinecone, sometimes two! Hamily being the dumb fuck she is will probably start trying to eat pinecones, because eating a pinecone every morning to lose weight is more easy and believable than not stuffing your fucking face.