Indulge, Indulge, Indulge! That is the message of all these fat-ivists. Indulge! Eat what you want! As much as you want, whenever you want! Don't care what people say!

Well guess what you inhuman looking monuments to gluttony? I am going to indulge alright; in saying whatever the fuck I want, as long as I want, whenever I want. And I don't give a fuck how many buttery tears you cry.