Account Deleted By User I was in my office, preparing my gorgeous salad with bright veggies and deep green lettuce today, when a slow, lazy, fat fuck walked by my door, looked in, and said "Ew, why would you eat that?  You need more because you're so tall."  I simply smiled and continued preparing my salad, and the fat waddled away after realizing that I was unaffected by its grunts and squeals.  In the next area, I heard it say "The tall guy is only eating a salad!" and heard other known fats there say "That's it!?".  I am quite full from my salad, and got quite a kick out of a crab trying to pull me into a bucket.