"Manly" fat piggered over Greek yogurt I was at Walmart the other day doing some grocery shopping for myself. I should probably start shopping somewhere that's less of a pig farm, but I'm poor and incidents like this entertain me. I buy Oikos triple zero greek yogurt, 0 fat, 0 sugar, and 0 artificial sweeteners. 15 grams of protein too. Pretty good for someone like me, I'm a young dude who works out 5 days a week and eats mostly protein.  Anyway. I was grabbing every single container of triple zero they had. This hambeast walks up to me and rees something about wanting to make Greek yogurt popsicles and that I shouldn't be greedy. I point to the rest of the shelf that has literally every other kind of Greek yogurt, the sweetened varieties that would probably be better for that anyway. Hammy says "but that's the kind for men!" I shit you not. Now triple zero comes in black and silver containers, so it has more of a masculine look I guess, but nowhere on the packaging does it say anything about being for men. I say "no, it's for humans, so I'm taking them all," and start walking away with my cart. Hammy gets that beady angry look in his pig eyes and stomps off, presumably to tell on me to an employee. Nobody gave me trouble for the rest of my shopping though.  What amuses me is how insecure that fat was about his "masculinity". Go to the gym. Eat right. That will do so much more for your manliness than refusing to buy any product that doesn't look like a preworkout packaging.