Shitlording as a high schooler I've been a lurker here for a while and I just started contributing with my own posts. I thought you guys would get a kick out of all the many ways I've shitlorded people at my high school. -First of all, I live about 2.5 miles away from school. Not too far for a fit person but definitely too far for a lazy fatty. Every morning and afternoon I run or longboard to and from school. In the warmer months I even take my shirt off while I do it, just to trigger the fats. I've gotten a lot of comments from them saying things like "You need to get a car!" and "Someone's gonna run over you" but I don't care. I know they're jealous. -For lunch I rarely go off campus (there are about 4 fast food places within walking distance of my school) and whenever anyone invites me to go with them I'll say loudly "No thanks I don't want to get fat" or something similar. There's always 1-2 buttergolems nearby who overhear. -There is one particular deathfat that I always end up playing games with. He's by far the fattest in our school. I've offered to work with him in projects and stuff, but I do that so I can shitlord him to no end. I always end up grabbing the materials we need, standing in front during presentations, and overall doing more work. Best part is he actually thinks I'm nice to him, so I can keep having fun shitlording him without him realizing. -My favorite class of the day is PE. I have a group of about 4 other fit shitlord guys that I'm friends with, and before PE class starts we're always competing with each other doing push up challenges and stuff like that. I love the look on fat classmates faces when my friends and I get 40+ push-ups in a row, while their mass of adipose stops them from even doing one.  -Lastly, I'd have to say my favorite way to shitlord people is with my girlfriend. She's fit too, and almost as much of a shitlord as me. Fat guys don't get girlfriends, or at least they shouldn't, and on many occasions I've seen their piggy eyes bead up in jealousy whenever I walk through the hallways holding hands with my girlfriend. It works the other way too, on Thursdays I eat lunch with her and her friends, and there's a smallfat that always seems to join us, my girlfriend doesn't like her but she's too nice to get rid of her. Smallfat is the only one out of gfs friends who's single, and everyone can guess why. Cue triggering every time my gf brings me.  Any other high school shitlords have similar stories?