I saw the HJ's scooty puff monster again... This time I got a photo! A couple months ago I told a story about how I went to my local Hungry Jack's (Australian BurgerKing), and some fat fuck on a scootypuff suckered my friends into holding the door open for it so it could get out. Since then I saw him on three other occasions.  Mind you, I rarely eat fast food.  Maybe once a month if we're feeling too lazy to cook.  The HJ's is in a homemaker centre though, which I go to for other things. So the two other times was when I was in the general vicinity of the area.  The first time was a couple of days later from when the story occurred, I was in the homemaker centre where the HJ's is located and I saw the scooty puff monster driving down the roadway in the parking lot on its way for that sweet sweet beetus.  It stared at me as I drived past it.  I ignored its existence. The second time was even funnier, and occurred a few weeks later.  Again, I was driving out of the homemaker centre and I saw the scootypuff monster literally waiting outside the doors of the Hungry Jack's establishment.  Just sitting there. Waiting.  Waiting for some poor fool to need to get in there to let it in.  Even after I exited the parking lot and got onto the main road (which doubles back past the HJ's), it was STILL sitting outside the door waiting for someone to let it in.  I was laughing my ass off. But tonight shitlords and shitladies...  Tonight I caught the monstrosity on camera.  It's been at least a month since we saw it last, if not more.  My partner and I had decided to use a coupon to get a cheap meal for the two of us tonight, and we had gone through the drive thru.  We had to park and wait for our meal, and the parking bay is right outside the front doors of the establishment... I looked across and that's when I saw it again.  Sitting in the scooty puff, in the same place it had been when I'd encountered it the first time, almost right in front of the doors. Leaning over onto the table, grabbing handfuls of crap food and literally STUFFING it into its maw.  Honestly it looked rabid.  I've never seen a person eat like that before.  It was absolutely disgusting... so naturally I took a picture. Scooty Puff Monster Sorry for the poorer photo quality, I had to zoom in a bit and my phone is a few years out of date.  In case you can't tell, it's leaning over to get the food on the table with one hand, and stuffing it in its face with the other hand.  I wish I could say I was joking when I say it looked like a stereotypical parody of a fat person in the movies when they're stuffing their face... but that's all I can compare it to.  That's exactly what is happening in this photo.  This is a real thing... I have no more words.