Why is simple substitution so fought against? I get it, you want something sweet. Why not fresh berries instead of candy? You wan't something carby. Why not sweet potatoes or granola instead of eclairs? You want something salty. Why not wrap prosciutto around melon pieces instead of cooking up a pound of bacon or opening a family pack of chips? You want oily food, why not nuts or an avocado? Hell, play with the workout supplements. Citrulline malate in water before a workout tastes like sour patch kids candy and chocolate whey protein powder is a glorified milkshake for after you bust your ass in the gym and want a "reward." Why do fatties insist on processed shit when their body can be equally as satisfied with healthy substitutions? I don't get it!