A couple deceptive fats off tinder tonight. It's fascinating to see all the ways fats try and hide their size on this app. For the most part it's clear of real deathfats in my area, but deceptive minimoons are pretty common. Let's start off with a classic: post a picture with a human and hope we assume you're not the hog.  But here's it's real bingo wings! Next up we have whatever the fuck this thing is. This is the only picture that didn't have it's udders hanging out, complete with industrial-grade bra "accidentally" showing at the bottom of the frame. I didn't want to look at that a second time when I uploaded it. Also not the airbrush working overtime there. And finally, piggy decides the best pic to show is the one in front of a confederate flag. I'm Canadian, I have no idea why this beast thought it was a good idea. The trashy necklace and stupified expression is a nice touch.