Dude (Ate All The Gravy) [to the tune of "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)" by Aerosmith] That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy . Huge and too immense for the door His fupa grazes grime on the floor He's elephantine and a blight And maybe he’s young but his health ain’t alright That's right . That! Fat! That! Fat! . Yesterday we're havin' the time Of our lives until somebody said A heifer’s coming in just to dine Then he showed off his gunt and tried to steal the buffet! . That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy . Never judge a book by it's cover Unless it’s made of fat ugly blubber Maybe one with big thighs wearing vanity size It’s not the body of a Venus ‘less you mean it’s planet sized! . That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy . (Complaining on his tumblr online) let’s just hate this reek sphere (Whining on his tumblr online) gag me, gag me, gag me with a knife (Whining on his tumblr online) not a good physique here (Whining on his tumblr online) gag me, gag me, gag me, gag me! . Ooh, he’s so fucking lazy Ooh, his beetus, beetus, beetus, is bad. Ooh, he’s fucking lazy! . That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy . That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy That! Fat! dude ate all the gravy . Dude, dude, dude, dude ate all the gravy Dude, dude, dude, dude ate all the gravy Dude, dude, dude, dude ate all the gravy Dude, dude, dude, dude ate all the gravy  Suggestions for improvement to the lyrics welcome! (Also taking requests if someone has a popular song they'd like converted into shitlording) Other Shitlord Songs