At a bar right now, fatso is hitting on my wife... ...and I'm sitting here a few feet away, just laughing. Ham thinks it can charm a human by complimenting her on her muscles. What a jjoke . She's laughing too, but ham doesn't realize why. Realization hitting in 3... 2... 1... She just told it she's married and pointed to me. What a glorious look of defeat on the ham's face.