Spartan Ham Yesterday while I was doing cardio, a fupalupa came to get on the treadmill also a few machines down from me. As she waddled her 5'5" 270ish cundishuns, I could not help but notice the shirt she was wear. It was one of the Spartan Race Finisher shirts. I've seen several couchbisons with the Spartan Race t-shirts, but never a finisher. Now I've never personally done one, but I highly doubt she finished the race. Are you able to buy those online? Oh, and after 5 minutes, moving at a 3 mph pace, she got off and left the gym. Hadn't been lifting. That was all she did.  Fuck.