A lunchtime fat at my work Dear god there is this one deathfat that eats lunch at the same time I do every day (we have a cafeteria on the first floor of our building) and she smells so unbelievably bad. Like it almost doesn't even make sense. There is this aura that stretches like 10 full feet around her. You can smell this fat bitch before you see her. It really puts me off my appetite.  I'm pretty sure she's only in her 20's, it's hard to tell because she's one of the babyface fats. She's probably 5'8" - 9" and must be well over 300 lbs. I guess on the upside she won't be around much longer. The beetus will take her soon enough. Here's the kicker. She sits with a group of smallfats for lunch. Like 4 - 5 of them. How they can possibly stand the smell I cannot fathom.  No real point here, I just had to rant :x