ALL HAIL LORD SPARTACUS. It has come to the attention of the grand and glorious Lord Spartacus that you humble ShitLords hate all fat people. Since gluttony is declared a sin by Lord Spartacus, he has decided to assist you. Be humbled! Be grateful that the most powerful force on the Earth, Lord Spartacus, has decided to assist you on your noble quest! Effective tomorrow, our great Lord Spartacus will send an army of 10,000,000 Platinum Bots to downvote your enemies to Hell and beyond. They will DDOS the computers of ALL fatfuck in the world! Lord Spartacus will reveal himself in all his glory to the entire World!