I have a hilarious story to tell a stranger shitlording Okay so I am a pizza delivery driver and I just delivered to this ham on Halloween night. To start she didn't tip which is always just a selfish move (only on a delivery because gas money) and she spent 28$ on pizza. As I'm leaving she says to some trick or treaters that she's out of candy.  As I'm getting in my car I hear one of the children ask "but why is she out of candy" and the father said "she's not out of candy, she just got some" referencing to the fact this bitch orders a lot of pizza for herself, yet she cannot afford Halloween candy for the children.  She was truthfully the prime example of a glutton. So concerned with her own overeating habits that she chose to spend the money on a greasy overpriced pizza rather than spending a small amount on some candy/Halloween decorations.   I understand some people are more strapped for cash so handing out candy may be more difficult... but if you can afford 28$ for a pizza, you can afford 10$ on some fucking candy for the kids. (maybe even use the spare 18$ to buy something healthy and affordable, though I doubt that would happen) Fucking Hamplanets. End Rant.