My Japanese Shitlady Wife's Unusual Weight Loss Plan My wife wants to lose a few pounds. When she was home in Japan, she bought a fancy electronic scale with a bunch of different functions. One of the functions is a phone app that tracks your progress, communicates your results, etc. You can choose a number of different personas for the weight loss app: you can have a little anime avatar of a personal trainer, a supportive friend, a drill sergeant, etc.  My wife chose for her weight-loss app avatar a fat-shaming hot guy. She programmed in her current weight and her goal, then stepped on the scale. Her virtual shitlord boyfriend was like, "yikes... I don't normally date girls that big. Call me when you lose two pounds." If this is my wife's side piece, I'm cool with it. He's brutal. He calls her fat, tells her he'll give her a kiss if she loses three pounds... it's awesome. I'm so glad my wife comes from a fat-shaming thin culture. EDIT: Since people are asking, the scale in question is the Tanita InnerScan RD903.