The Littlest Shitlords My toddler daughter got behind an Obeast (5'3" femayo, 300-325lbs and bottom heavy) and imitated its exaggerated, lumbering, side to side waddle this morning in the grocery store. A couple of human-sized people saw her before I snatched her away from the beast's backside and laughed.  Obeast either thought everyone was laughing at her or heard me tell my daughter to never follow so closely to someone she doesn't know because they could trip over her, fall on her and crush her.   The Obeast quickly left the store appearing flustered and without buying anything. I've been chuckling on and off all morning at my daughter's imitation of the beast.