Fats and The 5k I am not good at plenty of things in my life (fixing anything in my house, art, understanding jack shit about my car, etc), but when I am not good at something I don't try to pretend that I am.  Fats lining up at the front of the starting line is so frustrating.  This 5'2 250 pound femayo lined up next to me at the start line.  I wanted to say to her, you do realize we are all going to try to run somewhere between 5:30 and 6:30 minute miles.  I can just hear her tee heeing me off and saying that she does 4 minute miles or some other impossible time.  She wasn't the only one there were plenty of other "dadbods" and fierce females up there and it just irritates me to no end.  I know it is a 5K and you just plan on fucking around, but I am trying to post a time here.  In the end I set a PR by over 2 minutes, but I missed my goal of going under 20 minutes by 8 seconds.  I don't carry a phone with me when I run, but I wish I did there were some real winners coming in past the 50 minute mark.  Instead of just having a runners and a walkers start, we need a runners, fats, walkers, and fat waddlers divisions.  Stop pretending you are runners, you fat fucks!