"But you can't enjoy any of the good stuff! I'll rather be chubby and eat awesome foods!" No, shut up, you're a fucking idiot and your perception of what's "good" is long fucked by lathering your tastebuds in fermented shit literally for hours a day, for years. So I'm missing out on all the good stuff? Oh yes, I have a human body I can be confident in and happy of, knowing it won't shut off at 45, and eat actually delicious, fresh  foods, but I am absolutely devastated, because my lifestyle doesn't include storming in Burger King at 10pm to chow down a whopper or four.  If you honestly think fast food tastes even remotely delicious, I'm actually worried as to what the fuck is wrong with you.