Update on fatty who accused me of lying and is getting divorced! The original story is here Our husbands all took the soon to be bachelor camping and drinking this weekend. They should be back late tonight and I'll give another update if anything warrants one.  The she beast was trying typical lines of desperation "no one will ever love you like I do" and "remember that time we.." etc.  She was calling him nonstop and texting nonstop. The guys had him turn his phone off, but he did better than that. He took all his anger out on it and they all took turns smashing it and taking pictures of it with their phones. Our husbands are not really like this. They never really get macho unless they're drinking, but I love how they're just rolling with whatever our friend needs.  I had my husband round about ask if there was any chance she could be pregnant and apparently it had been close to 6 months, so fingers crossed. I'm 99% sure we would know about it because she loves being the center of attention, but she's so fat who knows.  We volunteered to keep his dog after they get back from camping as he travels a lot for work and he's afraid she may not feed it or harm it. How fucking horrible do you have to be to have someone else question if you would starve an an animal?  Fatty went next door to apologize to my friend. My friend looked at her through the window beside the door. My friend made eye contact and stared at her for 2 seconds before locking the door and walking upstairs.  Fatty made one Facebook post about how she is horrible and how everyone makes mistakes but she isnt sure she could live with hers (hinting at suicide). She's been posting pictures of fruits and healthy dinners as well. I'm waiting for her to realize this is final and try to turn herself into the victim.   Off topic but some of you asked for the pizza recipe from the original post: I just googled  "easy delicious pizza crust" and went with it, but even the crusts that are premade are only about 350 calories for the entire thing. This one was white sauce, habanero, grilled chicken, feta, and spinach. We made two the kiddies couldn't eat because they always inhale the pizza first Haha.