My New Coworker 5'2", at least 400lbs. The subtle smell of ass aerates around this woman because I honestly don't know how she even manages to wipe herself in a public restroom.  Saw her eating what looked like a good size bowl of pasta covered in cheese this morning for breakfast. Washed it all down with a 20 oz container of chocolate milk. I didn't know sitting in your office chair for a few hours required 1000 calories of energy.  And of course she's on prescription meds.