Why do fat people gasp for air in ever situation? Really, how do they manage it? I'm at work, doing my business on the toilet, and one of our clients (a lard who's about ten lbs from collapsing into a new stellar body) wafflestomps his way into the bathroom, huffing from the incredibly strenuous act of walking. Guy sits down and he toilet seat audibly creaks under the massive load dropped on it. I was able to hear him sitting there, open mouth huffing as he tried to relieve himself of the last 4,000 calories he ate in semi-liquid form.  He sounded like I do when I'm 4 miles in, running up a 30° grade. How the fuck do people think this is okay? Everything about his experience there was a fucking missery, or at least should have been. How do they do this to themselves?