When a fat "hasn't eaten anything all day." I was out and about with a ham when it suggested that we go and get something to eat, it was about 2pm. The fat announced that it was starving since it hadn't eaten all day and proceeded to order 2 main courses and got about four refills of soda throughout the meal. Once finished it said this, "Wow I was so hungry I didn't eat anything allllll day today. All I had before this was this breakfast sandwich thing and some eggs." OH YOU MEAN YOU HAD A NORMAL HUMAN SIZED BREAKFAST!?  Does it really not realize that those two sentences it gurgled out directly contradict each other?? To a fat, not eating allllllllll day and being staaarrrrving means they had the correct human amount of food that day. Fucking fats.