Well I saw the thing she was-a eatin' a pie She had 3 saggy boobs and 2 great big thighs I commenced to shakin' And I said "oohwee It looks like a triple titty monster to me" She was a fat fuck huge butt giant triple titty monster fat fuck huge butt giant triple titty monster ... Look up Purple People Eater.  I'm just riffing off that.