But then Channing Tatum appeared out of nowhere with a herd of muscly dudes. He shouted, "CAN'T YOU SEE THAT SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMYN? STOP FATPHOBIA, SMASH THE PATRIARCHY!" He then conjured a large meat lover's pizza. The muscly dudes and Tatum all took turns making love to this big fierce beautiful womyn while shoving pizza into her mouth as the crowd watched and applauded.