Operation: DiaREEEEEEEEEEEa [NSFL] Things are getting intense at work as more of my fellow human coworkers are turning away in disgust from the same obeast that I made it shit itself on accident and it still won't let go of that situation. So, one of my human coworkers decided to bring a large bag of sugar free Haribo candy and I already know this is going to ruin my Monday. Its bad enough that the obeast in question downs on sports drinks and soda nonstop everyday and adding sugar free Haribo will only add more to the mess. I, for once, can't drink soda in the day as it will hurt my stomach and how anyone can drink so much of that, even in the mornings, without feeling stomach pains, is beyond my reasoning. Not to mention, they make you piss a lot. The human coworker that set the bag of these Haribo candy down is leaving his job for another one. Even though, I find this funny, I find this terrifying. So in the break room, I heard banging from there before I came in and turns out the obeast managed to tilt the vending machine over to get the drinks unstuck and landed itself with lots of bottled water, sports drinks, and soda. Plus, it was on its knees getting its drinks as its showing its plumber's crack to me which I reeled away in disgust. Remember, this is just the beginning of how shitty my Monday is going to be. Plus, I used this opportunity to start shitlording the obeast coworker for shits and giggles. SUPA FUPA: I see you have bottled water. May I have one please? Obeast: No you can't have one! You already had one today! SUPA FUPA: Its not like you drink one anyways. It never hurts for me to have an extra bottle of water handy. Obeast: Shut up! And it proceeded to approach another human and hand her its water as I kept on shitlording telling it that its pointless to not give me water because it doesn't drink it anyways. I even told it how my stomach hurts from drinking beetus in the morning and how it makes me pee a lot. Obeast: Don't talk to me. SUPA FUPA: Why not? Obeast: I'll report you for workplace harassment! I'll make you lose your job and you won't have any money left! SUPA FUPA: Geez I was just asking for a bottle of water! Then I just walked to the human who received the water and we chatted along and brought up how obeast was mean. SUPA FUPA: Across from here is the medical center I want to work at. Plus, Obeast is mean and won't give me a water and it doesn't drink it. Its threatening to report me because all I asked for is water. Human Coworker 1: Oh I'm sorry to hear that. I'll tell her how you feel. SUPA FUPA: Yeah. I barely know it and why I would suddenly harass it, I have no clue. I'm a nice guy and I don't know a lot of people here well. Plus, I'm in grad school for healthcare administration. I want to make a difference in this world. Human Coworker 1: Okay I'll tell it how you feel then. As I was returning to work, the human coworker told the obeast how upset I felt when it denied me water even though it didn't drink it. Then it proceeded to REEEEEE how I was mean and made it shit itself at work and how I get additional financial support from my parents in school and how that puts me away from responsibility and how it has to pay its apartment bills and how life isn't fair. It even keeps shouting nonstop how me wearing kemonomimi ears and tails distracts it and how it had to avoid me so my tail doesn't hit it. I told my supervisor about how obeast's threats to report me for workplace harassment is retaliation and she told me that she knows me well enough that I would never harass anyone and she already has an email from another coworker complaining about her rude voice and behavior so she will talk to it. Fast forward later in the day, Human Coworker 2 snickers as the obeast in front of me devours its large bag of sugar free Haribo gummies WITH SPORTS DRINKS AND COKE! That's what I started to panic and I was sweating bullets as I told myself "Oh shit! We're fucked!" and moments later, lord and behold, its DIARHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA! Obeast gets off its chair complaining about stomach pains after demolishing the Haribo candy and beetus down to the last drop and tries to run but waddles in pain. Then it said how it's going to shit as some people started to panic. It was towards my second break so this was the perfect opportunity to watch the shitstorm unfold before me. When I entered the hallways, I heard lots of REEEEEEEEEEEEing and shouting. Plus, believe it or not, the reason why my workplace has two women's restrooms and one male restrooms is because my workplace is dominated by female obeasts so it needs to accommodate them. And lets just say, shit hit the fan. SUPA FUPA: Oh my god no! Human Coworker 2: Bitch asked for it. Obeast: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY STOMACH HURTS! Human Coworker 3: Damn girl! Your booty stinks! I can smell it from here! Fatty 1: BITCH YOU NASTY SHITTING ON THE WALLS! FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Fatty 2: HURRY UP I GOTTA SHIT TOO! Human Coworker 4: Oh my god... There's a wet oval spot on the walls in the hallway and it smells like shit! Human Coworker 5: Because I saw it back against the wall with stomach cramps and it probably shits on it before going to the restrooms! Human Coworker 4: EEEEEEEEW! That's nasty! SUPA FUPA: Fuck this we're going outside! As we left the hallways, we continued to hear echoing noises of loud farts in the toilet from the women's restrooms as some of us kept joking about the obeast. And yet, things only got worse from here as we saw a coworker leaving work with tears in her eyes and said that the obeast shits on her and was pinned against a wall on accident by it because its so fat. And yes, we saw a bit of shit on its clothes. Now bear in mind that the obeast was wearing yoga pants to work because this month was casual wear month so needless to say, things went downhill fast. SUPA FUPA: Fuck this! I'm moving seats next to you guys! I cannot stand this! Human Coworker 2: Be our guest! We'd love to have you in our team! And then, things got better as people sprayed Febreeze everywhere once again as the obeast REEEEEE'd its way home early again. Remember kids, don't drink bottles of sports drinks, soda, and eat sugar free Haribo gummies in one sitting or else you'll have the worst diarrhea ever. TL;DR: Vengeful human coworker places a bag of sugar free Haribo gummies on obeast's desk. Obeast drinks several bottles of sports drinks and soda and eats sugar free Haribo gummies causing it to shit diarrhea everywhere and traumatized a coworker by shitting on it on accident when its massive ass pinned her against a wall.