How to shitlord with an Applewatch I wear an Applewatch, primarily as a time piece and notification driver but also for tri-training and goals. When I see fats wearing one I know, sure as when I see a fit bit, it's to "lose weight". When you see this sidle up with a smile, point to your Applewatch and theirs and say "You too!  Wow!  Aren't they great!"  Wait for the predicted response about weight loss and the general childish fat excitement then say "Yeah I've already lost 200lbs, can you believe it?"  Then look at them and say "How much have you..." Eye them up and down.  Let the smile slip from your face, "Oh, I guess... ouch."