Micro stories So every now and then I come across a fat person being a twat, and in the back of my mind the hate flows, and I instantly think of this site, and it makes me smilee.. ♪♪♪ and it makes me smille~~♪♪♪. I'm usually too busy these days to post, I often say "note to self, post that on fph later" and then I forget what the fuck happened, or I realise that it was really a 'micro-fat twat' moment not really worthy of a full post [c.f micro-aggression].  So it's 6am now, and I have to go to work in an hour, having been woken up by an oncall alert, my escalation point fat fuck neckbeard system admin won't wake the fuck up and take my call. That fat fuck admin jogged my memory, so here I am taking a moment to post about yesterday's micro-hate. I was boarding a train at this station on a Sunday, kinda quiet station, I was carrying this cabin bag with a handle (fuck knows why these things need a fucking handle and wheels - probably the product of fat society), get on the train, common courtesy of letting people off before boarding as per British custom is easily done since I did that thing when you pick a train door and walk to it while the train is still moving....  Can't see in through the glass thanks to the sun's reflection but the door open button has been beeping for a few seconds. I open the doors and this fat fucking wild bint of borneo storms out from the train. Fair e-fucking-nuff, carrying this suitcase full of what I can only assume now was either the last batch of twinkies or a human soul covered in meat and gravy that she was slow cooking on the way to some sort of 'make your own soap' contest.  Now whenever I see a fat person, the same question goes through my mind, without fail, "wtf, how the hell do you get so fat". No matter how often I see them, it's always the same question - the only question, and the first thing to go through my mind. The zinger? Well, what does she do immediately after getting on the platform? Hand her 7/8 year old micro-beast this suitcase to carry saying "you carry this for mommy". Again, it's a micro story, but that last part where the fat fuck delegates the pulling of this colossal suitcase to her kid rather than pull it herself, made me laugh.