Courtroom guards So I was going to court this morning. I live in the south, originally from the west coast but my parents taught me to be polite no matter what. And the southern charm rubbed off on me, i always try to ask how someone is doing. But anyway- I come into the city building and there are three security gaurds chatting it up. There was a big tall female custard monster there, extremely sloppy looking. Then there was a small ham cackling about with Mr. Officer. The ham was nice, but to no suprise sitting on her ass getting me to hand her things. Im nervous as I can be to be at court and I'm either nervous and irritated or nervous and weirdly nice. I was the second. I started carrying around a small pillow for my back again and yes, I had a big bag. The small ham asked for the third officer to use the metal detector on me. The whole time Officer custard eyed me angrily. She's looking at my outfit (high waisted pencil skirt, white top tucked in and low heels) and keeps eyeing me like a banshee as she searches my bag. Ham asks about my pillow and I told her why I had it. I asked if they possibly saw my lawyer come in. Ham happily replied with not yet. I asked another question and Officer Hippo replied so rudely that small ham looked at her like wtf. She continued eyeing me as I walked into the waiting room all confused. When I left the courthouse I said bye to small ham and the butter hill went from cackling to complete seriousness as I left. Wtf