rough estimates: 2 English Muffins: 140  2 Tbsp Butter: 200 ('cause ya know she buttered both halves)  1 Corndog: 460  2 Sloppy Joes (w/ bun): 800-1050 (depending on brand and what is "small"; we'll call it 900 for now) Total ~1700. For that same amount, fatty could've had ~430 baby carrots.  This is plenty of calories for a sedentary fatfuck to maintain their existing weight.