She's no ninja So I'm walking down this long hallway at the office yesterday.   It's relatively narrow and sounds just seem to reverberate and are amplified by the closed in space.  I'm the only one in the hallway except for this short fat thing in front of me.  She (it) has this shape around her middle like a UFO - so wide between the tops of her thighs and her belly button.  Anyway she has the chub rub going on hardcore and she's wearing these tight corduroy pants.  With every step  her pants are making this VVVVRRRRRRRIIIPPPPP, VVVVRRRRRIIIIPPPP sound and the small hallway has this megaphone effect so loud it sounded like a go cart engine or something.  The friction had to be producing a ton of heat.  I was just laughing and wondering if she was self conscious about the roar being produced by her combination of chub rub and corduroys.  Thin "privilege" is being able to walk without sounding like Velcro being ripped apart.