Fattie does not like stairs. Greetings Shitlords! Im a long time lurker and this is my first post. I like what I read here. Sorry if my story telling isn't very good. A few months ago before I went back to university, I worked at a grocery store. It was a shitty job and I'm not going back there again. One day I was in the upstairs employee section of the store hanging my coat on the coat rack getting ready to go downstairs to start my shift. I was a couple minutes late so I needed to hurry. I start to walk down the hallway and an obeast huffs out from an office on the left hand side. This thing was massive, easily topped 400 pounds and the smell was unbearable. The hallway is roughly 6 feet wide with more coat racks and supplies on the right side. I was trailing behind this thing unable to go around it, it noticed that I was in a hurry but of course it didn't allow me to pass it. Finally it reaches the stairs. It slowly begins to walk down the stairs, Im still behind it unable to go around because it takes up the whole width of the stair case. Then around the midpoint of the stair case, it stops, turns around to me and says "These stairs must be at some weird angle or something teehee". I assure you that these stairs were perfectly normal and straight, the steps were even a little larger. Before coming to work I smoked some weed so i still a little high at the time. I couldn't think of anything to say so my reaction to its comment was hysterical laughter. As the years passed and it finally reached the bottom of the staircase, it gave me that fat people glare. I couldn't have felt better about myself. Although I kinda wish I said some good Shitlord response to it at the time.