Tumblr in action Tldr: ham travels at least 2 hours to eat a metric fucktonne of food and imagine a rape. I work in security and counter terrorism at a large transport hub in a major city, I am the most senior security person on the site . I won't give anymore information than because I really don't want me or my site doxxed. There are multiple fat stories to be had but I'm going to start with my favourite: the re-enactment of the typical tumblr rape. We work very closely with various branches of police and other government agencies because millions of people travel through this site yearly and we have a lot of cameras. We had a police officer we'll call Jenny come to the control room to view footage of a reported rape. Reviewing the footage we found the "victim". A huge tumblerina in pink leggings and what appeared to be a trash bag with badly kept unnatural hair. Might have once have been female but now uses the pronouns Ree/Reem/Reeshelf. Ree gets off one transport service and wanders around the site for about 45min. In this time it visits 8 of our fast food retailers (no joke, 8) and gets an obscene amount of food from each. It then gets back on the service it arrives on and goes back to where it came from. The first stop on that service is 2 hours away. It was under cameras the whole time and never even bumped into any one and yet it is claiming to have been dragged into the toilets and gang raped. I've seem some really nasty and low things in my line of work. This certainly isn't the worst but I'll never not get mad when I think of this.