When I was a fat kid I convinced all my friends that I was terrified of the water. I made up a story about almost drowning and how I have intense fears of it happening again.  In reality I just didn't want to wear a bathing suit next to them, they were all so thin and perfect.  Now I practically will JUMP at the chance to wear one of like 30 different bathing suits I own, because I look damn good! Fucking OP, if you don't like the way you look, CHANGE IT! Ohhh haha you're a pig and you like to eat too much? What a failure.