I came, I triggered, I shitlorded I stopped by the CellPhone shop today to pick up a couple of iPhone 6's for a couple of new people starting next week.  We have a 1k+ lines of service corporate account, so their commission people are usually pretty happy to see me walking through the door.  I only do deals with two people in there(both shitlords) because the rest of the store is 1:incompetent 2: Ham 3:both    We were finishing up our transaction and the talk shifted to fitness.  I've been trimming down lately by extreme low carb-ing it and I'm within 10 pounds of my high school weight.  He wanted to know more so I went into a fair amount of detail of the things I eat and how to substitute tortillas with cheese, Zanthan gum for corn starch, etc.  I glanced to my left while explaining all this and there's another store employee who is a member of aforementioned group 3, a colossal in proportions bowling ball with legs.  I briefly made eye contactshudders  5'2" tops wider than she is tall, easily north of 350lbs, sporting unnatural hair color and... yep!  Cats eye glasses.  The more I talk about how well I'm feeling and eating, the more she stands there. Seething with rage.  Glaring at me.  Her lip was even trembling.  She triggered so hard, she basically ignored her customer.   As I left, I flicked a cheesy grin to my fellow shitlord and said " man it's hard to be this handsome and in shape ".  We had a laugh and I walked out.  I could feel the burning glare of fat-fueled hatred upon me through the window while walking to my car. TLDR:  Talking about making healthy choices with a Verizon rep and friend triggered a fatty fopa-lumpa golfball shaped thundercunt so hard she ignored a customer