Fatass and her cake. As my username might suggest, I live in a land with no shortage of overweight (often hispanic) people.  Well, this evening, I had to stop into the grocery store for some bread, and I passed one of these said overweight Hispanic people (a female type) as I was headed to the back of the store. She was headed for the front.  And all she had in her hand was an oversized piece of cake they sell in the bakery.  Bitch is easily 50 lbs overweight, and she makes a special trip to the grocery store FOR A GIGANTIC, PERSONAL-SIZED PIECE OF CAKE.  I said "Yuck" as I passed her.