Jealous Fat(s) at Work FPH, I recently received a pretty big promotion at work. Tumblrina 1 also applied for the position and was saying " Lardbegone is no competition, I am only worried about Tumblrina 2 who might even have a chance."  When I got the promotion, Tumblrina 1 started spreading rumors such as "Lardbegone is straight out of college" (I am not, but I do look at least 10 years younger than her even though we are around the same age "she must have slept her way there" (since any normal sized female would be attractive compared to her).  Tumblrina 1 is also pregnant, but no one can tell since her rolls of stomach hides it. She has been making excuses not to do work due to her "condishuns". Also, only the fat ones are jealous and making snide comments, while my human sized co-worker seems to be very happy for me.  The best part is, Tumblrina 1 acts very nice in front of me since I am in the management team now, but I know her true colors and was not hold back while writing her performance review ;)