Nintendo the ultimate shitlord Yesterday I decided to give Pokémon Go a try. And, god damn, it's like they set out to trigger and shitlord all the fatties. In order to catch any pokemon you need to actually go and find them in the real world and they don't make it easy. On my first go at the game I went for a mile long walk and caught absolutely nothing. Now, this failed first attempt may have been due to server issues(the servers went down towards the end of my walk.) On my second attempt later in the day, I had to walk approximately 3-4 blocks before finding my first pokemon. But, after that I went stretches where I wouldn't find anything for up to a half mile. Luckily for hams, unluckily for us, it appears to work while in a car(it was a cab, I wasn't driving cause I'm not an idiot) only issue is a lot of the stuff is just out of range from the road or you go past too fast to get anything. So be aware that you may have fatties slamming on their brakes in order to catch their kin Snorlax. There seems to also be an item in the game catered to fatties that lure pokemon to you. But, you have to pay for that, Good Job Nintendo! You start out with 2 for free, but I haven't tried it yet because I'm saving those for when I'm stuck someplace and can't walk around. So we know the fatties are going to be spending all their snack money on luring Pokémon in.