I tried to find a dress today (rant) Fuck fats. Fuck them and every swollen inch of their yeast infected folds. Fuck them for flooding the markets vanity sizing.  Context: I have a friend's 21st birthday and I wanted a dress to wear, I usually make my dresses, but it's tomorrow and I'm not that fast. So I went to Macy's, remembering that I got my highschool homecoming dresses there and they might have a cute party dress in the women's section.  Cute, yes. Fits? Hell naw. For reference, I am 5-9, curvy and muscular. I'm not a tiny person. Dress size is usually 14 (sewing patterns). How the hell do I not fit into a women's size 0???? I ended up finding a dress in the juniors section at a size 3, and joked with the lady (human sized and about my age) about the sizing, only to find out she has to shop in the juniors and kids sections! I am a 23 year old with a college degree! Why am I being forced to shop in the kids clothing? I can't find professional looking clothing  where everything is meant for teenagers and children! Oh, and just for giggles, I found a running jacket in the juniors section and had to get an XS. What the fuck fats. I am a human adult! Not a child, not a teenager! Take your rotting corpses of bodies and go run a power plant off your fat, maybe then you will be useful!