Shit's about to get real y'all! I've completed 200 hours of yoga teacher training!  I can now teach yoga (along with like millions of other people!)  But I'm definitely keeping my paying day job.  It's because I love the workout and can get good deals.  I'm still in the DC area.  Sadly not teaching at CPY but its not a big deal.  At least I can teach!  And NOW I shall have an opportunity to put my hatred for the fat into practice.  Behind my cheerful smile and demeanor and sunshine and happiness quotes of inspiration no one will suspect the suffering of the fatties in my classes.  I am very aware of the thin red line beyond which I can't pass (if I want to keep clients and not piss off the studios) and my intent is to go right to the edge of that line with class.  There's tons of people that like that style and they are the ones I've got to make happy.  As for the fats they can take it or leave it but I'm not teaching to their level and I will quietly relish inducing fear and loathing in their subhuman minds and physically exhausting their substandard bodies.     My definition of success will be to score high on yelp with great reviews (like "Soooo challenging.  She's such a badass" and "I'm sore all over and I love it" with a here and there complaint that "there are not enough variations offered to plus sized persons" or "keeping up is a challenge and she doesn't seem to care."  Yeah.  That's right.  I don't care about your fat ass or your feefees.