I'm a freak for Nutella. When I was a kid I seriously used to eat it straight from the jar. (Somehow I was never a fat kid, not sure how that happened). And sometimes I'll have a slice or two of Nutella toast for breakfast. But that's the key word - "sometimes". Fatties don't understand moderation. To them, it's either no Nutella or eat the whole fucking jar with a pint of ice cream to wash it all down.