Wait, what? Seriously? It looks my moms age, and thats being nice because my mom is in way better shape than this hog. Oh, and my moms almost sixty. I can't believe that thing was in HS in that pic. And we all know who went home crying everyday to its mom after cheerleading practice "Coach! When I can be a mounter? You said Kristy could do it and we're both the same height, why am I a base?" "Uhhhh, well you see, the school isnt willing to pay the insurance premium on the forklift in order to put you atop the pyramid. Sorry... maybe next year..??"