Fat Fuck Pissed Out Kidney Stones Whew thank heavens this post doesn't have a picture otherwise, we'd all be screaming in horror! So here's what happened. I went to use the public restrooms and there is this big black guy, fat of course, ready to take a piss. The only stall available was the one next to him. Now I heard this guy drinks a lot of soda so we all know where this goes. So as I was using the stall, I heard something dropped into the urinal followed by a "Oh shit! I'm pissing blood! SHIT!" and the dude starts panicking and after I'm done pissing, I saw orange liquid splashing on the floor next to me from the guy and I stepped back in fear wondering what the hell is going on. So I responded "Hey! You alright?" and he was embarrassed. So after washing my hands and all, he's still pissing and more clinking noise was heard in the urinal and when he mentioned kidney stones, that's when I know why he's peeing blood. "Oh goddamn!" this buttergolem said to himself as I try to make my escape. Then he asked me if I can hand him some paper towels but I told him I have to get back to work soon. So luckily, I escaped that situation. Right after I left the restrooms, I heard him say "Oh thank god the pain is over. Gotta see a doc soon for this." I guess those fats need to realize that any soda, even diet soda, isn't going to lessen their chances of shooting kidney stones out of their dicks after feeling cramping pain in the back. And when fats piss in the urinal in a stall, they tend to piss everywhere. So imagine this thing shooting out kidney stones and pissing out blood. Lets just say later that day, I heard a janitor panicked before cleaning up the mess.