FatsCar 2000 I have been thinking of a motorsport just for fats, the original thought was similar to Nascar as it seems to be crash prone. Fats can't or should not be in proper racing cars, so open top cars it should be. I saw a couple of moan posts from fats complaining about seat belts being upressive and they cant fit in proper harnesses so no belt also they wont fit through a decent roll cage so that can be left out. One lard moaned that it had to be allowed to text whilst driving so they must tweet 15 times during the race whilst driving. Given the amount of the earths resources these beasts consume it seems only fitting that they use part worn ex Nascar tyres, the cars must go at the same speed though. In the interest of keeping costs reasonable they should have drum breaks in the cars but NOS should be fitted on a random timer. Competing would be governed by a lottery of all fats with their details coming off the doctors systems so over a certain BMI added to the lottery with police checking random fats to check they are on the system. The draft dodging fats would be required to clean the track during the race after crashes but no safety car silliness. I am sure this could make a thoroughly entertaining motorsport with a bit of the old brutality of Roman circuses added in, the season winner would be given a quarter season off. OK I know many would die but it could be well entertaining.