Army PT Test Group Shitlording I ran the best 2 miler I have ever done in over a decade of service today, and felt pretty good. I felt even better when I got done and was hanging out with the low time runners and listening to all the Shitlording going on as the buttergolems came huffing around their first mile AFTER WE WERE ALREADY DONE. Seriously, we finished twice as fast as an embarrassing number of soldiers. We made fun of one FA female officers shorts being actively consumed by her buttcrack. We made fun of the sweaty, sad face of the FA private who was smoking 2 minutes before the run. Man titties were openly ridiculed. So many Shitlording comments made openly and by senior officers and enlisted including a Colonel who is twice the age of these fucks. Join the Army folks, where open Shitlording is accepted and encouraged even at high levels. We have EO classes out the ass, and are too PC in a lot of areas, but Goddamn if we can't ridicule you for putting others lives on the line by your fat ass life choices.