Obeast Breaks Steel Bench One morning at my hospital, I overheard my coworkers talking about how some hours ago, an obeast broke a steel bench so I went out to see if they were serious. This steel bench is lopsided and one of its legs at least is lifted off the ground with the bolt removed. Then to see what's on the other end of this steel bench was lopsided with busted joints where the metal parts were supposed to meet at. Then I see that the seat is loose and worried that the next person that sits on this chair will fall and injure itself. Now I've seen morbidly obese patients sit on these benches and we're talking 600 pounds at least. Makes me wonder how fucking fat the patient was to bust a steel bench and injure itself. And I doubt my hospital will invest into concrete benches to hold up obeasts. Lets face it; fat patients are waste of resources. Need I say more?