Cotton Candy Candice Tries to Compete with LeanMeanShitQueen at the Gym Today I was using an elliptical machine and planning on taking it easy because my knees felt straight bone on bone this morning. I was planning on only a few miles at a moderate pace.  I ran (do you even call it running on an elliptical? Ellipticalling?) for about one mile and then a ham in a bright pink tent decided to use the machine next to me. I wouldn't have had any problem with it except I noticed she kept looking over. It wasn't once or twice--it was frequent and often.  I was wondering what she was looking at and then I realized it was my machine. Then my face. Yes, bitch, I am bright red in the face and sweating already.  Then my machine.  She was looking at my rotations per minute. I noticed out of the corner of my eye that she was trying to keep up with me. If I was at 160, she would be at 160. If I was at 130, she would be at 130. This went on for about another mile until I decided I was fed up.  My knees felt like shit, but I put on a Kanye West song and went full force for as long as I could. Once the ham realized she could no longer play this game with me, she grabbed her phone to take a picture of her wonderful workout and then walked away. By the way, she was at a four incline and one resistance.  I was at 18 incline with 6 resistance.  So fuck you for thinking you're anywhere close to my level, you fat fuck. http://imgur.com/cM16bJH Bonus fatty in black in the reflection. Seriously so sad to see such a once prestigious gym full of these disgusting pigs. I also only used imgur because I use a secret hidden camera app and slimgur always rotates it to the side and it drives me bonkers.