Fatty smelled like ass at work. I work in a bookstore. Today, I went into the art section, and this fatty was crouched down on the floor with his crack hanging out looking at the fantasy art books towards the bottom. As soon as I enter the section, he gets up immediately and pulls up his pants. It is about this time that I sense the most overwhelming, nauseating stench of fat cheese and asshole. I literally gagged. I also got this disgusted look on my face and looked right at him as he looked at me to see if I noticed. Well, I did. And I gave him a long, disgusted, go-to-hell look. He stood there for a couple of seconds to see if I would leave. I didn't. So he stole away in shame. Checkmate, fatass.