Fat ass can't walk First off, Fuck you fat slobs who don't look where you stomp. May your feet be shredded SAW V style.  So I'm sitting against a wall waiting for class (a very common thing to do as there is generally one couch per floor) and I had just gotten done with my computer. Shut the laptop and placed my backpack in front of me to put up my comp. We know the deal.  Suddenly my backpack is kicked and everything goes flying. I thank the gods I still have my laptop in my hand, safe from harm. I look up to see a fat whale of a cunt looking like she lost her cheesecakes. I'm immediately defensive, bitch almost killed an $800 laptop. Her excuse? She didn't see me. Ofc she didn't see me! Who can see past a 300 pound frame. Me: bitch you are 4"2 (an exaggeration obvi) you are closer to the ground than me, you can watch where your fat ass steps!  Her you can't say that!? Me the fuck I can! You're lucky my laptop wasn't in there! I stormed off but fuck man, the hallway is 7 foot wide! She doesn't have to hug the wall and kick people's shit.  Damage report: notebook a little bent and binder has a broken clasp. Whatever