I love watching my job shitlord fatties Without revealing too much about myself (I'm probably paranoid but whatever), I work as a tour guide at a state university. Our tour is about 2.5 miles long during the school year, and around 2 miles in the summer. I'll admit it seems long, but we aim to show our visitors everything possible on campus. If you've ever worked in customer service or retail or any job in which you have to deal with people, you know how terrible some people can be. Regardless of a visitor's weight, appearance, or attitude, I have to answer all questions politely and correctly and give them a visit they enjoy. In short I put up with some shit. We are on an INCREDIBLY strict time schedule for tours year round. The longest tour I've gotten away with is about an hour and 45 minutes with a large group, but I got a scolding because we're supposed to limit them to 1.5 hours. This is where my favorite policy comes into play. We do not wait for ANYONE. Not even sweet little grandparents, no one who decides to go to the bathroom, and especially no fatties lagging behind. We have a schedule to keep. It is seriously so satisfying to watch fatties slowly realize their unable to climb stairs or walk for extended periods of time. I'll admit I sweat my ass off during the summer in the almost 100 degree heat, but I am doing the entire route backwards and talking for the majority. But fatties? They're drenched and breathing heavy 10 minutes in, before we hit the second building. I just smile and interact with my tours the whole time as the whales wheeze and struggle their way through. My job allows me to shitlord people without even saying a word. It practically does it for me!