Quality shitlording on the maternity ward So I just spent the weekend under observation in a maternity ward. Everything's fine thankfully and luckily I had a room to myself so it wasn't too bad. Unfortunately, the "woman" in the room next to me did her best to be as loud and obnoxious as possible while she waited to be induced. My hospital has a clear policy that states they will not allow you to deliver there if you are over 40 on the bmi. For the life of me I don't know why they didn't shift this beast off to the nearest large animal vet because I honestly don't believe she was less than that. So they bring around breakfast and it starts bitching. "I don't eat toast, I don't like cereal, this food is shit". So the nurse asks it what it will eat.... eggs and bacon. I hear the nurse go and talk to the head midwife (I'm near the nurses station and have nothing better to do than listen to them talk). The midwife says "eggs yes, bacon no.... would hate to feed her one of her family members". That's the shitlord that will be helping me bring my child into the world.