"Mommy Jeans" One of my coporkers is pregnant and is now five months along <and bigger than my beautiful SIL who is 7 months, but different story for a different day>. Coporker is chatting with several other before work. Coporker: -looks down, probably searching for snacks on the floor- These are my mommy jeans tehehehehehe.  Her jeans are stained and bigger than a fucking circus tent. I turn to look at my manager who is wearing size 0 jeans after two kids. Manager doesn't need to say anything, just gives fatty once over with a slight smirk.