"Cars are fatphobic...you have no idea the pain I go through for something as day-to-day as riding in a car. Everything is SO MUCH harder for me, I'm basically a superhero and a saint because I'm strong enough to survive this terrible fate. I'll be unicorn fairy princess angel when I reincarnate, and then I'll get my revenge on all these stick bitches and jocks...I'LL SHOW THEM ALL HOW STRONG I REALLY AM!!"