Fats with as little control of their car as they do over their mouth (rant) Been catching a ride with a fat because I have no choice right now. Just a few more months if I can straighten out some other emergency issues (it sucks). Fat drives off the road EVERY damn time we are in the car. Seriously, we go off the road onto the weeds/gravel on the side ever. single. time. Fat accelerates like it's a fucking racecar. I get carsick every time. I'm not allowed to complain, though, because I'm fucked if fat gets mad at me. Fat people who can't fucking drive are disgusting because their lack of self control colors their entire lives and endangers the lives of others.