Hostel fatty I'm staying at a hostel in a ten people mixed dorm and last night when I got back there was a fat dude sleeping on the bottom bunk. He was huge, he smelled and snored like a dying horse. I thought, ok, whatever, that's what you get for staying in a hostel. He looked like someone had stuck a half-full water balloon under a blanket. At some point I'm pretty sure he woke up and farted, I didn't care about it until the smell of death reached my top bunk and I almost threw up. I don't know what he must have eaten.  All of this would still have been a minor annoyance if he hadn't woken up first in the morning, made a lot of noise and sprayed fucking Axe on his fat sack of a body in a room with 9 sleeping people.  I can still taste it. Fuck.