"Flattering" clothes? Something I've noticed a lot is the way whales dress. Some are unashamed and blatantly leave rolls uncovered and unchecked, sloppily and lazily hanging from any opening in their clothing. But others attempt to cover themselves up with yards and acres of fabric. From these most often we hear and see complaints of clothes not being made to "flatter" them.  So they understand that they're unflattering? They expect clothing manufacturers to make clothes in a 9000XL to cover their enormous bodies, nearly requiring land permits, and to make them somehow, god help us, cute? But these same monumental piles of lard feel no obligation or compulsory notion that perhaps they are the cause of the "unflattery"? That maybe no matter how much you polish a giant fat fucking turd it still looks and smells like SHIT?  I guess I just don't understand. Rant over.