ITT Shitlord Investing: We may be angry, but let's be rich and angry instead. Let's face facts, the new study out shows that the obese now outnumber the overweight. It looks like the future will include more waffle stomping and extra large airplane seats. We don't have to just tolerate the obese, we can actively profit from their struggles.  This article is a quick rundown on some possible stock options for those of you looking to readjust your portfolios. It's a good start for what to look for. http://finance.yahoo.com/news/profit-obesity-epidemic-215450163.html Other than that, I'm looking for ideas that don't include "invest in mcdonalds," despite that being a rather stable company. Anybody that was going to make any decent money on McDonald's or other intuitive ideas made it a long time ago. Let's focus on the future: diabetic supplies, services and special products for the obese, airliners that make larger seats, etc. No, we're not supporting the fats, we're making money off them. If we don't do it, some fat fuck will.