Pointless office shitlording So it's nearly summer here. So office hams all reeing about the diet they pretend to stick to and bring in plastic boxes of food and lie to each other about how hard it is to eat healthy and do exercise.. Fuck these hams, I'm getting some lunch.  I wanted to try a place on deliveroo, £15 minimum which is a lot for lunch. I get sandwich with a side of potato wedges and some slaw.  I leave the slaw and wedges as I don't want that shit but I enjoy fucking with hams. I get up, smoke and a couple are gone (I know my enemy..) I come back and can feel their beady eyes on the box... inhaling the greasy wafts through the cardboard... In the end they confirm twice no I'm not eating them and once that sure, they should throw it away This one ham I swear to God was really sad and mournful throwing them away it's really stuck with me all day 😂