Beach filled with hams EVERYWHERE playing Pokémon go I was visiting my family when me my mum, my younger kid sister and her kid friends went to the beach to eat lunch. One of the kids noticed as we went closer to the beach in our car that everyone was on their phones.  They made jokes that they must of been playing Pokémon go.  One man appeared to be not on his phone because he was eating, but as we drove closer he was eating while on the phone.  Groups of people crossed the road while looking at their phones, and when we got to the beach I noticed a lot of fatfucks. The whole beach was filled with groups of fat fucks and families with toddlers on their own individual phones. I walked past a group of dirty 20 something year olds that were all in a group staring at their phones, THEY ACTUALLY SAID POKEMONS NAMES WHEN I WALKED PAST. I laughed all the way to an outside table to eat my sushi lunch where my family later came to eat their sushi and hot chips lunch (it was a 1pm lunch and I went to eat mine first cuz I was hungry) I noticed so much fat gross ungroomed people staring at their phones, literally waddling around in groups. Most of these 20 to 50 something year olds were 250 to 400 pounds.  I saw a really fat 500 pound man and informed my mum that he was waddling, she said I was being rude and that a day person could punch me- I just said they would not reach me cuz they are all waddling and that they would have a heart attack from moving too fast. I tell you, almost every person there was on their phone playing Pokémon go. The kids pointed to a fat pig woman and said she was using TWO PHONES!!!!! I saw another fat swine and thought she was also pregnant but she had no boobs and I noticed the stomach wasn’t pregnant shaped.... My younger kid sisters kid friends said they were getting overwhelmed by seeing everyone on their phones. We played by chasing and feeding seagulls while everyone played Pokémon go.