What are your favorite fatehate quotes? Just wondering what your favorite fathate quotes are. I'm sure we could always use some gym inspiration or some ideas for comebacks! My favorite is probably the classic: This sent the fatties reeing for ages, because they know being thin feels far better than suffocating to death in your own blubber. They always try to come up with comebacks like "hurr durr actually cupcakes taste better" but they're ineffective because we already know they'd rather stuff their gullet and wheeze from the slightest physical exertion than feel healthy. Another one of my favorites is this one:  This one isn't directly fathate but it's basically indirectly stating what we all know: fatties have no self-respect, discipline, work ethic, or passion for health. They're lazy sacks of shit and their appearance is direct proof. So what other great FPH quotes are out there? I'm sure Karl Lagerfeld has one.