Thin Privilege is being able to lift an 80 pound bed frame without dying Over the weekend I bought a new metal bed frame. I walk into the store, see the frame I've had my eye on and start looking around for an employee to help ring me out. The only employee in my section is a Gargantuan deathfat. I try to avoid eye contact with the Butter Gollum, but he see's I need help and comes up to me. I figure I'll just have him ring me out so I can get out of there as fast as I can. I tell this sofa beast what bed frame I'm looking to buy and he rings me up. After the transaction I go to lift the cardboard box the frame is in and this fat fuck starts accosting me, "excuse me sir, but you have to have an employee lift that for you". I tell him it's really no big deal as its not so heavy that I cant lug it to my truck. "No sir, It's company policy". This butter beast pages another employee from the warehouse. The warehouse employee shows up and goddamn, he's huge too! they should call the warehouse the whalehouse instead.  Anyways, These two obeasts start talking about how they are going to lift this bed frame. They both decide to lift one end and carry it to my truck parked outside. As they lift it, I notice both are sweating profusely, grunting and turning beet red. One of the obeasts ask the other if they can put it down to take a "breather" and he takes a swig of his Mountain dew bottle in his back pocket. (this was 10:30 am btw)  We finally get out of the store after what seemed like forever and both are clearly out of breath. Now I have a ford F-150. They see my truck and ask if I'll drive up to the fire lane and park so they can load it on. I tell them sure and the one that wrung me out goes inside to get a hydraulic lift. As soon as he walks inside I grab the bed frame, throw it over my shoulder and throw it on the flatbed of my truck. The look on the fatties face as It took me all of 15 seconds to load it was priceless. As I was driving away I saw the other one come out with a hydraulic lift and he to looked so pissed. Thin privilege is being able to lift a bedframe without having to almost have a heart attack.