It boggles my mind how many calories these butterhogs must burn just shifting their weight around on a daily basis. Their BMRs are through the roof and yet they STILL manage to eat enough to maintain, or even put on more weight! They could eat ridiculous caloric intakes everyday and still lose a ton of weight because of how much they burn just heaving their fupas to-and-fro, yet they don't even have the willpower to restrict themselves to eating slightly-less (but still gluttonous) amounts to improve their lives immensely. What a waste of life...