Fat College Kids I am a student at a state dorming one last semester till I graduate.   This happened during the first round of the NBA playoffs.  Some father motherfucker who's entire diet consist of mountain dew, sourdough bread, olive oil, and crutons looked at Jamal Crawford and said "He looks anorexic." I turned to him and told him that is the dumbest and fattest thing I have ever heard anyone say.  I asked him  if he did realized he said this about an NBA basketball player.   I just got a shrug.  He hasn't uploaded a new photo on facebook since freshmen year.