I saw the funniest shit last night.. I am on a major road on the right lane about to get on I495 near DC, the metro bus stops to drop off people but not pick up as there is no one there. So here I see a guy, 5'4' about 300 plus pounds, and the road is curved upward, maybe around 10 degrees, and the guys is running. If you call that a run. He is barely moving his feet, but his body side to side. Its stop and go traffic, I start laughing and people start looking at me like an asshole. Good Guy bus driver moves forward to pick him up.  Fat guy is about to miss his bus, he does his best to waddle side to side without moving forward. The bus driver decides to  help him out