Bartender is a "vegan" (mini story) I'm a banquet server for a fancy hotel and a vegetarian. I'm slowing getting into veganism. We are serving a wedding and after cutting the cake, we have after over cake pieces. We have a fat bartender who is "vegan". She is tall but with super thin legs with a stomach that hangs over.  She begins to shove down the extra slices of cake. I'm looking over and I ask her "aren't you vegan?" Her replied? "I have a weakness for cake". This fatty claims to be vegan for two years, I look straight into her eyes and said "really?". Later in the night, she keeps on talking to me how it's okay to mess up once in a while... sure fatty. Edit: Over heard her talking how she only ate the chocolate (milk chocolate) from this  leftover s'mores dessert and left the marshmallow and gram cracker alone because "veganism"