It's got to be cheese This heard on supermarket: -browsing cold food isle Burrito smuggler: "Its got to be cheese!"  Cream commando: "cheese? What for?" Burrito smuggler: "I'm having a really bad day! So Im having cheese." Cream commando: "Story of your life, innit?" And there shitlords, is the problem. Fighting adversity with negative food choices. At which point I pick up some low fat/diet choice and go "ooh! Low calorie" Audibly to myself.