True story: I used to drive a Civic EG (5th-generation hatchback) and it had a split hatch; window went up, and the bottom folded down like a tailgate. It had a 300lb weight limit. I was 155lbs of muscle in those days from excessive gym work, and I could allow another person of 145lbs or less to sit on it with me. I figured the 300lb limit was on the safe side, and it could probably actually handle double that, but one day the fat girl of the group wanted to sit (of course, they always want to sit...) but since I was already on it, I told her no. She asked why not, in the typical self-entitled way fats do. So I told her in front of a large group of people that the tailgate had a 300lb weight limit, and no one that weighed more than me could sit on it when I already was. She got angry and embarrassed, did the whole "talk to the hand" thing, and stomped off. The girls all tried to hide their giggles, but the dudes all laughed their asses off at her. She never asked again.