HRH Shitlording Asian Grandmother When I was in first grade I had a friend named Julie, who was of 100% Asian descent (I won't name the country here). Her grandmother was from an Asian country, but Julie's mom and Julie were both born in the US. Julie's mom and dad were slender and had kept more "Asian country" eating habits (both of them were descended from parents the same Asian region), but Julie was American. Her grandmother was like a typical Asian grandmother, not a bikini model anymore, and modest in her dress so her clothes were loose, but not really anything that one would call anywhere near fat. Mostly I just remember her as old. I also remember her as being a giant, but she was probably under 5 feet tall because I was only in first grade. She lived with Julie. Typical extended-family household, the parents worked and Julie's grandmother was always there after school, and she cooked their meals.  Julie was a bit chubby for kids back when I was young, which was a long time ago. These days she'd probably be on the thinner side in an average classroom.  Julie's grandmother did not like Julie's fatness. At all. She was vocal about it, not in an abusive way, but definitely in a way that communicating that being fat was not acceptable. None of my family was fat at all, so I had never heard anything like this. Certainly kids at school called the fat kids in class names, but Julie was never made fun of in school because she wasn't fat enough for that, and the kids in school did it to be mean because that's what kids do. Julie's grandmother did it because she truly didn't want Julie to be fat.  Choice shitlording quotes that I remember from first grade with Julie, at her house with her grandmother: "No Julie, you cannot have another Twinkie. You already too fat. Close mouth, too greedy!" "Julie, be like SurfinBetty, see how many vegetables she eat, and no complaining from her, she will grow healthy." (Julie's grandmother was an awesome cook, and her vegetables were incredible.) "SurfinBetty, how much do you weigh? 50 pounds? Julie, you the same height and you weigh 60 pounds! Stop eating so much. I told you. You are getting too fat." "Julie, you ate much more than the other children here. No, do not be greedy and take more than you should. You get too fat." Through the years many other slightly chubby kids got fat, especially around high school, but Julie never became truly fat. She always carried a bit extra, on the high end of the BMI scale. The shitlording worked and kept her human shaped. She never developed an "eating disorder" either.