The Tumblr rabbit hole part 7: Misc. Tumblr and some more feederism Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 I have a bit of miscellaneous fatlogic saved up on my computer that I’m going to commentate on here. I’m also going to brave r/immobile, which is the subreddit for people who enjoy being too fat to move. Part 1: A small dose of Tumblr: Again we have a brave Tubblrina fighting off the fetish blogs. What is a tasteful nude? Something like this (NSFW). It conveys emotion, the process of creating the photo was planned and carefully drawn out, and it is styled to be a form of expression and art, not porn.  You know what is not a tasteful nude? (NSFW) This. It’s a nude, but it’s not tasteful. It was not designed to be expressive art. There is a messy background, which can be used in a picture, don’t get me wrong, but it’s clear that it’s just your slovenly room and was not designed for this picture. You can’t slap a filter on and call it art.  Yep, another post about what we can and can’t do. Getting real sick of these.  I’ll go down the list, shall I? Yes I absolutely can. Since I joined this wonderful website last month, I’ve been hitting the gym almost every single day. I’ve lost the extra 5 pounds left over since I broke my leg, and I’m getting into lifting again. Even a short trip to Tumblr does wonders for my motivation.   Hey, Landwhale! Obeast! I’m talking to you! Wanna hear a joke? I just watched a movie called “Missionary Impossible”. It was about two mayo dumpsters having sex.                See? The comedic opportunities are endless.   Never in a million years would I look at fat porn, but if you post those “tasteful nudes” all the time, someone’s gonna do it. I realized a disturbing trend: Fat Acceptance tattoos. Brace yourselves. I don’t even understand what this means. Thick thighs like these puppies save lives? Thick…. Thighs…. Save…. Lives…. I’m blanking here. Help me out, guys. But it only gets worse. Why? Why would you tattoo that commitment to stay fat on your body? Are you planning to be a raging obese SJW until you die of a heart attack at 30? That’s a fucking waste of air. Here’s this lovely creature. I’ll zoom past the other badly done tattoos and focus here. That reads “Fuck Off,” by the way.  Scenario: Me, age 73, sitting in a rocking chair and knitting beside my grandchildren. “Granny, why do you have a tattoo of an eagle on your hip?” asks little John. “Well, dearie,” I croak, “it’s to remember my grandfather by.” (For the sake of this story, let’s assume that by some medical miracle the landwhale lived past age 40.) The floor begins to tremble. A snow globe from my trip to Chicago is jarred from its place on the mantle and shatters on the floor. “Hey!” cries a wheezing voice. “Hey, guys!” the woman pants. “I… I have a… tattoo on my hip too!” She leans on the sofa, gasping for breath. “Look!” she says, waddling over.  “Obeast,” says little John, (who is a total shitlord because he was raised right), “why do you have a tattoo that says Fuck Off?” “Well,” pants the Obeast, “when I was 20 I was angry and confused because I, much like an animal would, ate until I was barely human shaped, and no man wanted me, and I was angry at the world, so I decided a crude tattoo would solve all my problems.” See how stupid that is? Why would you get a tattoo that commits you to a life of pain, struggle and obesity? Moving on now to Part 2: r/Immobile I will attempt to deliver to you the full experience of r/immobile, without you having to visit this special corner of hell.  I’m greeted with this horrific banner. It scrolls as well, brandishing many more rolls than are displayed here, but I thought I’d save you the pain.  The first few posts are badly made (links are NSFW from here on out!!!) art like this. And this. Dear lord, I can’t imagine masturbating to this. I think I’d sit down, have a short moment of self reflection over a cup of tea, and then throw myself off a bridge. If that wasn’t bad enough, then there are people who actually look like this (NSFW), as seen here and here. Or this proud selfie. Those people are dying. They are killing themselves.  Read this account of a woman becoming immobile. I have no commentary for this. I’m gonna go take a little break now, and in the future, stick to Tumblr topics instead of whatever this evil fetish is. Have a good day.