Fat fuck endangers human lives over a McRib I work as a manager at a restaurant that mostly serves and employs fatties. Over the summer I filled in at another location after their store manager abruptly quit. My first day I was told that the previous manager was a fat fuck who pretty much just checked his email all day and hired skinny high school girls to gawk at. He quit because his license got suspended over a DUI and no longer had transportation to work. Apparently he liked to get drunk and blackout every night and would wake up to find receipts from fast food he didn't remember buying. One night he got drunk and decided he needed a McRib so he drove halfway to McBeetus before he got arrested, only to discover that they didn't rerelease the McRib for another six days.