Are You A Toddler??? The only age group that looks good with rolls is babies and toddlers- and even then, toddlers are expected to slim down because they've figured out how to toddle about!  Fatfucks are not infants, they neither need nor look good with the rolls. I love a good chunky monkey, but that belly better be on a baby otherwise ya nasty.  If you have the ability to move around, you should not have rolls. If you have the ability to run and jump and move your body you shouldn't be overweight. I don't care if you're eating for two or nursing or it's water weight, you look hideous and those reasons have been weighing on my mind. Pregnancy only requires an additional 100 calories added every trimester- that's just eating maybe like a spoonful more at each meal or something.  Nursing only requires 500 extra calories and it doesn't make you fucking hungry enough to get fat- it makes you thirsty, but if you had the ability to listen to your damn body you'd realize that you don't need to eat so much more. And water weight oh my god. If you had water weight you wouldn't have rolls, your skin would be stretched tight. You'd probably have a medical condition, most likely a serious one- like I had when I put on 20lbs of actual water weight in two weeks while I was pregnant and nearly died because my liver and kidneys were starting to shut the fuck down. I didn't get stretch marks on my goddamn toes to hear that your 300+lbs of obesity is water weight. Fuck you and the car you drove in on. Get up and move your body some, fuck! Sorry about the incoherent mess this is, it's almost my daughters first birthday and I've been holding this all in for a year now.