White Dwarf fucking with my way of life, missed a shitlording opportunity. There's a short fat white bitch at work (hence me calling it a white dwarf in my mind) who works in the shipping area. FYI "A white dwarf, also called a degenerate dwarf, is a stellar remnant composed mostly of electron-degenerate matter. A white dwarf is very dense: its mass is comparable to that of the Sun, while its volume is comparable to that of Earth." So it's a perfect description.  This thing is a dense and degenerate remnant of what used to be a hot bitch who wore miniskirts in her 20's and is now like 5 foot nothing and prolly over 200.  Anyway what the fucks my point right?  I've been riding a bicycle to work for years and have been parking it in the same spot for the past 6 months or so.  I keep it in a corner leaning on a propane barbecue (gets dragged outside and used maybe once a year) sitting next to the snow shovels.  Best I could to as far as a visual goes: https://sli.mg/tf3NrL Anyway the fat fucks bumped their fat asses into my handlebars a time or two over the past week or so and now I gotta park my shit outside and lock it to the railing and shit.  Here's where I fucked up: when the foreman came to me with this dumb shit, my immediate response should have been "WELL TELL THEM TO LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT THEN" but I only thought of it when I woke up today.  This shit happened like 3 weeks ago.  Woops. Anyway if y'all could edit a fat into my MS paint creation based on the white dwarf description that'd really make my fucking day when I check in on this thread in like 10 hours. edit: @Sour_Kraut is awesome, thanks for the keks