Okay, okay, okay, hear me out. I have often doped food (I'm fairly clumsy) and just said "to hell with it" brushed it off and ate it. Maybe I'm disgusting, but I grew up being eight pulling carrots out of the garden, wiping (most) the dirt off and eating them while playing. If that didn't kill me then if I drop a panini on my kitchen floor or an apple on the grass at the park than I think homegirl is going to grab that bad boy and finish the job.