Hit them low speed with the front of my car Get out of the car apologizing. Scream: "OMG, what have I done?" Offer a hand for help standing up, when they reeeach for my hand... Empty my entire bladder upon them. Alternating the piss stream between the two of them and from head to toe. Dump a pound of flour on them, which will stick to the pee.  Return home and login to FPH. Repeat as needed