Dear FPH, today was a glorious day where I and my nieces fatshamed merely by existing at the swimming pool. Ok so my sister, while absolutely thin, isn't very active/athletic so I take it upon myself to share the glories of an active lifestyle with my two nieces. We go hiking, cycling, climbing, swimming and generally just playing around. So today we were at the pool, there's an indoor part which was quite busy so we decided to go to the outside portion which was relatively empty ( it was unexpectedly cold and a bit shitty outside today ) to play around. Now they're both into gymnastics so, given that the pool was almost entirely ours, we decided to do the following: They would run toward me as fast as possible, I would cup my hands and serve as a springboard/launchpad to launch them up high and into the pool, good fun right? Absolutely. There was a herd of bitter, heated "real" womyn pretty close to us. No doubt their corpulent form made it so they had to go outside to cool down. Their angry, jealous eyes made my day. The comments I overheard about how the girls were far too skinny, fragile etc etc and how it was so easy to toss little skinny girls like that into the air ( compared to fatass child abuse victims ) made me outright giddy. Their hateful bitterness made the entire day so much better for me, knowing hams are so petty, angry and jealous they have to hate on preteen girls just to make themselves feel better.