Chronicles of Fat Behavior Fats gonna fat, right?  Right.  So myself and a group of humans are taking a couple of exams, today.  Somehow, these two creatures made it into the class.  I guess my work is trans-species, now?  So much progressiveness.  I had a hard time identifying them, possibly female, not sure of the species.  After the first test we took a break.  It was then that I was able to positively ID these unknowns, as they were behaving in a way that none of the other humans were.  In the short break between exams, they had careened down the hallway like the boulder after Indiana Jones, and emerged from the bar/snack room eagerly inhaling candy bars.  Obviously this species was desperately resisting starvashun mode and trying to keep its shugga levels normal.  We have positive identification; Dairybeetus Cows.   Ok, seriously.  You can't even make it through a couple of hours without huffing candy bars.  And I see this shit all the time.  Training/classes, we have a break, fatasses come back with candy bars, everyone else is drinking water, or protein shakes for my gym bros.  Yeah gutnetics, I know.  Fuck off, it's so obvious why you're all fatshits.  Thanks for reading my rant, cheers.