Workfat thanks abdominal muscles are created by starvation. A short story of some fatlogic I heard the other day. Background: Typical day at the office, I work in customer service in a govt sector but that's all I can say about my job. My floor is filled with deskhams,  beetus covered desks and sad looking office chairs ready to snap. The fridges in the break kitchen area are always full of hammies lunches which consist of giant Tupperware boxes of leftover shit. They constantly reee about my 'tiny' 200gm salads that I have for lunch every day. Me and two other girls are the only humans but are too polite to tell hams to fuck off during break times. The resident 'bear' (gay fat, hairy pubey beard and 250lbs of shit at 5"5) has started hanging out with us at breaks. Nothing against gay people blah blah blah but seriously when you look like that nobody should be attracted to you.  Anyway this happened a few days ago, we are taking a lunch break and gayham waffles over. I'm browsing instagram for fitspo and show the girls this picture of a swole surfer guy, shaggy blonde hair, icy blue eyes, dripping wet and just gorgeous. Show ham and get the response  "Gross! He's got that hip 'v' thing!" "An Adonis belt? That's hot!" "No it's gross! You only get that from starving yourself anyway. Why would anyone want a guy who can't enjoy a meal once in a while?" I just. I can't. I just shut my phone and went back to my cup of tea whilst dying on the inside at what he just said. I know I should have said something but I didn't want to cause an argument and I don't think the others were keen to back me up. I'm not a confrontational person but shit. Edit: *Thinks. *covered. *hammies. I just saw the typo in the title. And in the body. Thanks autocorrect.