Accidentally laughed in a fat's face I was out clothes shopping with my sister. In the aisle next to us were two large hams. Caked in makeup, discussing their sex lives (barf) in detail. Probably early twenties but with hams you never know.  The first ham says that she's looking for skinny jeans. I couldn't help it. I laughed out loud. Both turned to stare at me and of course my sister wasn't next to me so they knew I was making fun of them.   Oops. Well now they know that skinny jeans  are ridiculous in their sizes.