Fats are coming. My MIL is getting married, and her fiancée's children live out of state. All of them can afford to get hotels except for the fat one (40ish) and her fat, adult daughter(20ish). Since they are Southerners (US) and have no boundaries when it comes to hospitality, they volunteered to stay at my house for three days. Yes, you read that right. I am not happy. I met her once, and she had put her best face forward, but even her dad admits that she's "problematic and obnoxious". I've got 3 weeks to prepare for her stay, probably should reinforce my floors and get bigger toilets. Or put up a barn in the yard so she'd feel more at home.