Tales of a teenage she-ham This happened about 9 years ago. Main character: The fattest teen I've ever seen IRL, let's just call her Hamantha. She was about 16 years old, with a BMI of ~32, maybe even a bit more. I was a year younger than her.  It was the birthday of one of her friends, and of course, Hamantha was invited. Unfortunately, that day was a hot summer day (around 90°F; that's considered very hot here) so naturally, Hamantha came wearing nothing but a loose white top + a white bikini bottom. Soon she decided her sugahs were low so she laid down on a couch in her friend's house. She fell asleep immediately, and about an hour later, the friend's mom came into the room - seeing the fatty asleep on her couch - having her period. (At this point I'm just glad I didn't have to see that myself).  Apparently, her white 2XL bottoms were stained and worse, there was already a puddle of beetus period blood on the poor couch. The mom woke Hamantha up and told her to clean herself up, offering to give her a tampon; but hammy just stood up and said "it's ok, i don't need a tampon". She didn't offer to help clean the mess up. Now the worst part:  She did absolutely nothing, didn't even clean herself up. She just continued walking around with dark red stained panties, and occasionally, little streams of blood ran down her tree trunk thighs. I am not fucking kidding. Well, the party only ended for her when she got too drunk of wine and her parents picked her up. ADDITIONAL SHORT HAMANTHA STORIES: Bitch stole money from her classmates in the locker room. When she was caught, she first claimed her family was poor and she didn't have anything to eat (hah), later she claimed the "voices in her head" made her do it. Too much lard in her brain, I suppose. Also she made up stories about one of my friends. She always told stories about him constantly going to her house and begging her to spend time with him. Basically, she claimed he stalked her. When I asked him about it, his eyes widened in disgust and he said: "No, wtf, why should I beg fatty for her attention?" Hamantha invented shit like this about every guy.  TL;DR: Hamplanet goes to birthday party and uses the host's couch as a menstrual pad; continues to bleed on everything. Proceeds to steal money from multiple kids and makes up rumors about guys stalking her.