That first time you let a little FPH slip out at work Long time lurker, first time poster. Made an account to let you guys know FPH is rubbing off on me... Fat fucking she-ham slobs at my job are always "worried" by how "little" I eat at lunch (re: human portion sizes) and the fact that I never indulge in all the pastries that are everywhere around the office. Although I'm smack in the middle of a healthy BMI range, I'm trying to eat even healthier and maybe lose another 5 lbs for an upcoming beach vacation.  Anyway, today as I was enjoying my daily human food, the most obnoxious of the office obeast herd lumbered up to me and said "Honey, is that all you're eating? Are you sure that's enough food??? I'm starting to worry about how little you eat!". Something in me (passive aggressively) snapped. With big wide eyes and that innocent/sincere sounding girly voice (the one that keeps you out of HR) I said "Really??? Ohmygosh I'm so glad you brought it up because I'm starting to worry about how much you eat!" When she looked offended I asked (innocently) "Oh I'm sorry... was it rude to comment on what someone eats? Maybe it's none of my business..." Her fat face turned red and she stormed off in a huff and I could hardly stop myself from laughing.