Workplace fats I need to vent.  I changed jobs and now work at a place that makes sandwiches.  Our store is tiny.  Like super tiny.  In the service area it is so narrow that I can barely squeeze past a normal person, and I am quite petite.  Today was the first day I've really worked with fatties in a confined space and Oh. My. God... I dread this becoming a regular occurrence. I try to walk past them and I have to slide up against them and whatever is on the other side of me, be that a counter or a wall or whatever...  There are hot things and sharp things where I work.  I feel like it's a legitimate safety hazard when there is an oven between me and the fatty.  And I felt like they were just constantly in the way.  Every time I was hurrying about trying to get things done I kept bumping into them or just being stopped in my tracks by a wall of fat.  It's not just the fact I find it difficult to fit around them, but also the fact that I can't reach around them, or in front of them to get things.  I have to wait for their fat ass to move to the side for me to get what I want.  I just don't have that problem with normal sized people :|  I was just getting really really frustrated by the end of lunch rush to be honest. I mean I swear one of them is like rounder than she is tall.  I feel like I could clone myself a few times and huddle in a circle with 2 or 3 of me and I would still take up less space than this pig.  And she looks like a pig too.  The best part about this chick was that she was there maybe an hour, and she asked if she could go on a quick break to have something to eat quickly.  Like for fuck's sake, here I am living off a homemade gingerbread cookie and a glass of milk for breakfast and that's all I had for the entire day and I'd been at work 2 and a half hours, and this fatty couldn't even last an hour before needing to stuff her maw with food.  I can't even make this shit up :\ They are also really slow.  I get that one of them was a newbie, but when I started I was constantly being told that I need to hurry up and do things with a sense of urgency.  That's what I strive to do.  Just pisses me off that they just seem to dawdle about and not really work as fast as they should, especially the one that's been working there longer than I have.  But oh well, whatever.  Most of the people I work with are normal and really cool people, and this is the only legitimate complaint I have encountered in my work place so far.  It's just a very annoying one that I feel like I can't do a lot about.  I feel like if I said anything to the manager it would just sound really petty.  I guess unless something happens, it's probably an issue that doesn't need to be brought up.   As for fat customers well, we get a lot of them.  "I'm getting a sandwich with lettuce on it so that means I'm eating healthy hurr hurr."  And then they proceed to ask for extra mayo with their ranch on a sandwich with a filler already packed full of mayo.  So it's like a mayo and ranch sandwich with a bit of lettuce, carrot and seafood shit.   So yeah... seeing things I thought were jokes and exaggerations about fats and condiments makes me die a little inside every time I make a sandwich like that.  Salads we make have similar experiences.  The other day this fatty wanted a salad... it had double chicken, lettuce, carrot and swathes of mayo.  It was mayo with chicken salad - but it was "healthy" because it was a "salad" ... :| Also when I upsell our baked goods with the sandwiches it's really hard to keep a straight face when female fats in particular just glare at you like you are only trying to sell them sugary goodness because they are fat.  I have sometimes shitlorded when they deny getting anything, for example sometimes I will jokingly say 'oh, on a diet?'  Usually they will do that fake laugh like they think I'm funny but inside I know they just got seriously triggered.  Or I think to myself 'they must be watching their figure', though I don't say that aloud because that would be a bit too obvious I think.  Some female fatties just seem particularly salty when I try to upsell them though, and I just find it hilarious that anyone could be offended by someone doing their fuckin job lol.  Fat men don't really care.   All I know is that I just have to look at what people are putting on their sandwiches to know why they look the way that they do.  If anyone reads this and gets the feeling they are being judged by food service drones like me, well you might be, but usually I have better shit to do and often don't even notice the association because I'm busy doing my damn job XD  I just wanted to put this here for any paranoid fats.  I could be making your sandwich and judging you while I do it.  Ha ha. Just gonna stop here.  Thanks for reading :)