Showerthought: I wonder if it bothers Tess that she won't be able to take any cute maternity pics. This was something I originally started wondering about when my coworker's obese wife announced her pregnancy. How will anyone be able to tell she's pregnant, even at full term? That's a battle not even photoshop will be able to win.  Shitlorded by her own shameful anatomy. Tsk tsk.