Apparently I'm a side chick, since I'm "unattainable" Tonight in another episode of WhatTheFuckEver, I went to a professional event for my husband's work. I wore a tailored, tea-length sundress.  I am a mistress, because my husband has 4 kids, so clearly I'm not his person. He jokes about our "litter" and I do, too, but to several of the people I met, (most, many Shehams) I don't really have 4 kids.  "Wait, you're the one with all the kids?" Honestly it pisses me off that my husband can either be married or have a side chick.  I'm usually sober but I had a glass tonight, maybe that makes me madder. Like, either I whelp a litter or I look decent? I'm not even that hot!  Apparently my DH is cheating with me :/