True story. I like to shitlord trainees at work by making them take the stairs when they follow me around. The look on their eyes when I tell them we're going to the 6th-8th floor and then head to the staircase. Ha. What would happen if we had to go to a 20th floor. Sometimes they'll ask about the elevator and I just tell them there is no reason to use that thing if you aren't the large carts and pallets they are built for. Fucking hams would seriously waste the elevator which is frequently used by depts that actually need it so they don't have to walk a few flights of stairs.