Where are their eyes? Holy fuck! I'm assuming this is in the US somewhere? Why does it look like the picture was taken in the 1970's? Why is it that fat American's always have horrifically outdated clothes and haircuts?  I don't understand the US sometimes. You guys have some of the most progressive, healthy, good looking and fashionable people on earth and then you have creatures like this that appear to have been stolen from the 70's and pumped with lard!