I have video surveillance so I caught every single fatty who came to my door. I saw plenty of planets walking children 2 or younger door to door. I knew this would happen so I bought fruit squeeze pouches, dried fruit snacks, and little boxes of cheerios. My husband and I went back through the video for extra laughs at all the hams getting triggered by real treats. I also subtly shitlorded fat kids by giving them obviously less candy than their thin friends. I only got called out once and replied, "Did I? Well, it's not like you need any more dear." I was waiting for a house egging but it never came.