Fat fuck thinks "jogging" the length of his driveway makes him a runner, other fat idiots jizz themselves over this impossible feat of athleticism This guy is jogging the whole length of his driveway, you guys! WOW! Truly an up-and-coming fathlete. And the retardation continues in the comments. Does jiggling twice the length of a couch really count as lapping anything? Super important advice from one armchair athlete to another More asspats and idiocy In no universe is this is a “reasonable workout” that should be applauded. Furthermore, the saying that you have crawl before you can run it usually means “try running a couple miles this week first and hold off on signing up for that marathon,” not “set the lowest possible bar for yourself and still manage to limbo under it.” Yes, fuck anyone who doesn’t think you’re a hero for falling short of a participation trophy Assorted reddit-esque “quirky” encouragement And finally, one lone shitlord pointing out the insanity