Today, was a good day. Homophobic ham shitlorded to tears by extremely religious shitlady extraordinaire. Today I had to attend mandatory training to retain certain qualifications.  As is usual this took place at a large convention type building where you can rent space to have your meetings, training etc etc. As such everyone from CEO's in powersuits to grannies and their yearly knitting club meeting get together here. A rather flamboyant ( and very lean ) homosexual man is talking to someone next to the coffee machine, in walks the easily 300lbs pig. It doesn't take more than 15 seconds for the ( clearly religion inspired ) snarky, shitty comments to start. Almost a whisper, but loud enough so he can hear it. Homosexual doesn't give a shit, but shitlady does. She, no older than 18-20, walks right up to the 40++ ( I never can tell with fats ) year old hog and unleashes a Biblical torrent of fat-hate. Direct quotes from the bible, gluttony, sloth, starving children. Ham retorts muh guhnetucks, everyone in muh hamily. Shitlady slams it right on its snout, she doesn't know if homosexuals are born that way but she's 100% sure nobody is born "repulsively overweight". Pig stomps out, clearly in tears. Everyone present is silent, but clearly dying inside from the absolute shitstorm they just witnessed. Now, I already have a girlfriend and im not religious but otherwise.. 10/10 wife material.