I work a mostly desk job at a manufacturing facility (maybe similar to your job). We're so desperate for people that we hire those exactly like the "can't say fire" guy described. I have NFI how these people survived long enough to fill in a W2 (Burgerland tax form) because they are just that fucking stupid. It's not like putting objects in a box and putting a label on it is difficult or demanding. But people manage to fuck simple ass shit so consistently it makes me facepalm on the daily. Some of them drive forklifts.