Nosey hams Short story:  My husband and I went to IHOP for dinner. We've been moving all weekend, it's been a long couple of weeks in general. But anyway- we began talking politics. He brings up Bernie being in the lead in the west coast, I have a creeping assumption that he'll be head on w Clinton or something. But I point out that his wife is not only sloppy looking, but fat. I've seen pictures of her with him. First ladies are known not to only look their part, but damn most of them look good in a suit and dress. I openly and made it clear that she's fat and doesn't deserve to be anywhere near the oval office. My husband picked up on the male hamplanets in front of us being nosey. They'd stop talking when we spoke and listened. I assumed it was because we brought up politics, we're in the south. Trump won my state. When we got up to leave I not only made a bad "look at us eating dinner at 6pm like old people" comment, I mentioned that we're good for the rest of the day. I stand up and turn around to see a little old man sitting in a booth with his behemoth of a wife on two chairs NOT in the booth because she was too big for it hah!  Felt bad for the old guy, woman just stared at me without stopping to chew it's food ugh my stomach turned