Fatties on planes/How the FUCK can people need seatbelt extenders!?!? (pic) So, I was flying home from Turkey the other week on a Thomas Cook Airlines flight. Thomas Cook flights are mostly charter ones, to fly people out on package holidays- evidently they must be flying fat fucks too, I could NOT get over just how big the seatbelts are! Look at this shit!  Holy shit, how fat do you have to be to need a bloody seatbelt extender!?  For comparison, I am a UK 4/6, US 0/2.  I genuinely fear getting on a plane with lots of fat fucks, not only could they trap me in my seat from being slow and clogging up the space, but they could kill the entire plane because they would not move fast enough in an emergency, could block the emergency exits, could block an entire aisle and more. Hearing that in the states there have been fat fucks sitting in the emergency exit row worries me, it is so dangerous to allow a human blubber ball in a space that would need to be clear for people to escape and next year I may well be going to Tennessee (and the US ) for the first time and flying on a SouthWest flight to Cuba - is this route popular with the walking balls of death? How fat is Tennessee? I will be going with my dad for his 50th birthday, he has always loved Elvis and we want to go to Graceland. Is Louisiana fat fat too? In the southern states, if someone was to come from abroad and want to see the worst fat people in the population, where would you tell them to go that would be filled with fatties? Wallmart?  Thankfully in all of my flying years (perhaps because I am in Europe) I have never been stuck next to a fat fuck, I really sympathise with you poor shitlords who have, it must have been torture. I hope there are no fat fucks on my next flight out to Prague, I will be going to get married and I don't want to start the adventure with Fatty McGee blobbing it all up.  Does anyone else genuinely worry about fatties on planes? I wish the second seat for their cellitue, spotty ugly asses were not comped, they should have to pay more for their gluttony.