Wow this is a great site! What a good idea. As you say, I can clearly see Dumpster's claims of being 260lbs are a total lie. 270 - http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-17500-body-shape.htm?StartAt=19#.Vm9JX0orKUl YEAH RIGHT. 300 - http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-32944-body-shape.htm?StartAt=2#.Vm9JhUorKUk Nope... she's still bigger 340 - http://www.mybodygallery.com/photos-1356-body-shape.htm?StartAt=2#.Vm9Ju0orKUk That looks about right... if the arms of the poster match Dumpster's roast hams (potentially adding even more if not).