"I WANT CREAM TOO!" I work at a nursing home. Full of old people with health and body issues.  Unfortunately some of them are fat. We're not talking general old people chub that some sport. Some are actually fat. The young fatties who claim they're healthy at every size should work with me and see what fat does to an old person. (bet they will say that skinnies are sick as well but I digress).  Anyway.  We fix breakfast, lunch, dinner as well as coffee time. During lunch we serve dessert, but not during dinner.  So the oldies are eating dinner. One of them is really sick, thin as a rail and stuck in her room. She has no appetite so when she asks for actual food instead of nutrition drinks, you make it for her. Yeah, you can see where this is going.  She wanted fruit cream. It's basically fruits and other crap mushed together to form a paste. We sometimes use fruit cream and actual cream as a dessert.  You would think that the fatty of my story would be focused on her food, but no. She sniffs out the dessert in the same way my dog sniffs out treats.  "IS THAT CREAM!? " Uh.. Yea.  " ARE WE GETTING DESSERT AGAIN? " No, you got that for lunch. This is for Thinnie.  " BUT I WANT IT. WHY IS SHE GETTING THAT AND NOT ME? “ (cause you're a fat fuck and you should really not get dessert at all cause I swear to god you're gonna break our lift soon). Ah, Thinnie is feeling unwell, so a little cream is all she can handle..  "BUT I WANT CREAM TOO, CAN I HAVE IT?" Managed to slip by after a bit of that, but Jesus christ. The way she acted you couldve thought I tortured her.  The fatty later complained about the lack of options in desserts. We're not s freaking restaurant. If you want other things you're free to buy them.