Another Uber story. I honestly don't get many fats when I am out Ubering. But this one today... The pickup location is at a McBeetus, so I knew I was in for a treat. 5'4" 300ish lbs waddled out the door and to my car. It of course had a big bag of McBeetus and a large drink. It also had on a shirt from the grocery store that was on the other side of the parking lot. A decent walk for something that size. I am in an area affected by hurricane Mathew, there was no power for a few days. Right when it gets in I do the standard "Hey, how's it going?" It started talking about how the power has been out so it hasn't been able to work but now it has to work more hours than normal. As it was talking I thought there was a speech impediment at first then I noticed it was just talking like a baby. Probably late 20's early 30's, hard to tell as you know. Here's the funny part... It let out a really long sigh and went into super baby talk mode. I thought there were going to be butter tears flowing. (Would have charged a clean up fee) "Dey had to frow away all duh muffins and duh cookies and duh donuts, dere were sooo many donuts dey frew away." My eyes just got big and I had to fight keeping my mouth from dropping open. I said "I would think they would only have to throw away the refrigerated foods." to see what kind of response I would get. It said "I assed free times if I could hav dem, I was gonna take some to mommy" I couldn't even. I just stayed silent the rest of the trip.