NSFL; lardwhales: more shit than six shitlords I've mentioned the fat fuck I made the mistake of allowing to live with me, "Richard". "Richard" is still here. Believe me, I hate every minute of it. The only reason "he" is still here is that I'd rather endure this than let my disgust impact some mutual friendships that I value more than telling this filthy slug exactly how I feel about it.  But allow me to regale you fine shitpeople with another reason to hate fats (as if you needed more, I know). One of the things that became obvious very quickly was that Richard uses A LOT of toilet paper. I'm talking a roll gone in under 48 hours some instances. Now, I buy nice toilet paper for myself, one of my few splurges, because I'll be damned if I have to endure the same 1-ply sandpaper they provide us with at work once I'm back in the comfort of my own home. This chowder-face demolished my entire next three months' worth of TP stock in under two weeks. Richard goes through toilet paper something like twelve times faster than anyone has any business going through toilet paper without taking their noxious rectum to see the butt doctor. At first I thought his diet was just abysmal, and he'd just irreversibly poisoned the lining of his GI tract. Going by the sounds, every shit he takes IS an echoing, clearly wet, fifteen-minute endeavor. And he probably needs spelunking equipment to actually reach far enough into the crack to clean his anus. But he also shits every 2-3 hours. I finally realized that it's because the slack-jawed cheese-guzzler EATS something every 2-3 hours. His guts are just always on the move, and only get any rest when the food-addict is passed out asleep. His bowels are just end-to-end packed with more wet, miserable feces than any six shitlords and ladies would have combined. Please also picture the cumulative effect this, plus his ~350lb sweating carcass, enclosed into my little tile bathroom for ten minutes every couple hours has. My goddamn bath towel smells faintly like this nasty fuckstain. God, I detest the fat.