I had to walk behind a hamplanet today. I had to walk to my class in a small hallway. I was around a metre or 2 behind the hamplanet and I could smell it's sweat. Holy fuck that hamplanet smells like a guy after doing excercise but that walking was probably the most excercise she did in a day.  Hell I don't even think planet is a big enough word to emphasise what I'm saying. Maybe hamuniverse? How can a massive entity not have enough courage to spray some deordourant on? Gross.