Merry Shitmas you assholes!! Due to unfortunate circumstances, I find myself in a not so merry season this year.  You guys have given me so much this year, I want to give something back.  Long story short, I've been up for 50 hours.  I ran out of FPH.  I watched informercials for 3 hours.  Made my own fun. MOTHER FUCKING TEETER BITCHES One size fits all Booty Max Fatness Pants Me and my boyfriend use it in our long-distance relationship Yeah I'm an artist, so what. TL;DR: OP is losing it.  Everyone else wins. Happy Holidays!