My daughter.. the shitlord.. Gonna make this short... so I took the family to target.... we were leaving.. had my 4 yr old in her car seat and was pulling out of the parking spot... suddenly a Pork Ork appeared on one of those "fat scooters" as I like to call them... my daughters shouts out "DADDY LOOK AT THAT FAT THING" I replied " yes I see it baby." ... then she asks "WHAT IS IT DOING".... my wife and I couldn't even speak we were laughing so hard... It was pretty fat...