Fatass almost causes multi-car collision for ice cream. Since there have been a few posts about fat drivers, I was reminded about an incident that occurred the other day.  My brother and I were driving up to the bank to withdraw some money for groceries. As we were driving down the road, the car in front of us slows down suddenly, catching us off guard. I very nearly slams on the breaks, the car behind almost rear ends us, and the traffic further down is stalled. What caused this disturbance in the flow of traffic? Three cars up ahead turns a jeep into the Dariy Queen parking lot, with none other than a lard beast behind the wheel! Hams should not be allowed to operate vehicles under the influence of obesity.