Anyone know what number to recall to get a beached whale back to the ocean? In the grocery store right now. Now I live in a place where people are assholes in general so I'm used to most of it. Only thing standing out today is a beached whale letting her retarded offspring harass every customer in the store. If anyone knows how to get this pod of whales back to the ocean let me know. Animal control number or something? Sorry about the error in the title, swiftkey keyboard has become total shit. It likes correcting words you type correctly into nonsense.