Wanna Avoid Butter Huffers?  Go Early Just noticing something the last few weeks.  I've been going to the pool with my daughter on the weekend because it has been ridiculously hot.  Open swim starts at 10:00, we're in the pool at 10:01.  Even though it's not that early, not a single buter huffer in sight.  Everyone there is relatively fit, even the exhausted military moms with three kids, the youngest still in diapers and a husband on deployment.  Come 12:00, though, the fatties are their in force, probably just rolling out after breakfast. easy 60% obeasts.  Military moms now replaced by dependapotami, early morning swimmers replaced with floating barges of grease doing laps slower than the 80 year old grandmas that were their doing laps BEFORE open swim. Speaking of breakfast. There are a few breakfast places were I live that are known for their hour long waits and rows of sweating fatties sitting in their cars with the AC on cause they can't wait in the heat...If you go after 8:30 on the weekend.   Go in at 6:30, you know, breakfast time? little to no wait and not a damn fatty in sight. If you want to clear the fat from your sight, especially on weekends, go out early while they are still sleeping off their post midnight "snack." Enjoy the fatty free world we are supposed to have.