Badges! We need stinkin' badges! As I saw the ridiculous badges in this submission, I realize that we have a golden opportunity of our own.   We can have our own badges.  Just like the way some video games allow you to have a drone that follows you around and helps you kick ass, a proper shitlording badge helps you shitlord without even trying.  You just have to have the balls to wear it. So I'm going to start putting something together here...going to work on some designs, and I'm already familiar with how to get velcro-backed badges made.  What I would like from all of you is some ideas.  There are tons of great jackets, hats and bags out there with sections of soft-sided velcro, and these would make it easy not only to wear a badge, but to have a set of them which you could rotate out depending on your mood (a little shitlordy, medium shitlordy, and "hand me a baseball bat, imma fuck up some mayo dumpsters today" shitlordy). One badge would, of course, have to say "EPIC S**TLORD" (so as not to allow someone to state that you are showing profanity).  I figure that one would be a round badge with black background with silver-grey bold lettering, surrounding a big "thumbs up".  What other designs would you like to see? Themes I can envision include: Obesity is a choice, not a disability Don't feed the hamplanets Wash out your rolls, you smell like crap Diabetes is your own fault Man the harpoons! "XXL" means "Super-Super-Lardass" If every size is healthy, why do YOUR knees hurt while mine are fine?