Hog eats two slices of cake and washes it down with two cups of beetus Went to a restaurant a couple days ago with my wife and some friends from out of town, it's one of those hipster places (generally not my thing but my friend wanted to try it so whatever). It's crowded so we go to one of those really long shared tables and sit in a row on the same side. All is going well until this fucking hog shows up and sits at the same table as us, smelling like shit and talking really loud (yelling) to her pig friends about some "cute" boy she likes who doesn't like her back (OH THE HUMANITY!) Anyway, she orders a piece of cake. Eats it in about 20 seconds. Then proceeds to go and get another piece (I'm just so hungry today, teehee). Notice in the photo that she has two goddamned plates in front of her. No shame. She walked in with a cup of starbeetus and promptly replaced it with another after gulping it down. The fatfuck in question (second cup of beetus visible):  https://imgoat.com/uploads/8f13708210/19046.jpg Two fucking plates:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/8f13708210/19047.jpg