my dad is a shitlord My and my father were at the stadium, watching a baseball game just like old times, but when I turned to my left, there it was. At least 4 rolls just on the side of it, a nearly perfectly spherical blob in a chair a couple rows down.  I pointed out to my father, "she looks like a blobfish."  He shushed me but started laughing. He leaned over and said, "find yourself a relationship as strong as that poor chair."  We both died laughing.