We think alike. I have been trying to think of a way of exploiting fat people and lighten their wallets a bit(for their own good, so they won't buy too much food of course), without having to deal too much with them since they are disgusting to even look at. This idea to rent scooters to them seems not too bad. You only have to meet them, take their money, and give them a scooter, not spend a lot of time with them. Until you realize that these scooty puffs will need to be cleaned after each use. Think about the worst thing you can find and times that by a thousand. I had a fat person at work sit in my chair for about 3 seconds when I was getting coffee and I almost decide to just burn the thing and stand from now on.