Dear Fat "Feminists" You claim to be protectors of women, protecting them against evil male oppressors.  Well, here's your chance. A bona fida oppressor of women that got away with it. I want to hear those obnoxiously loud picket lines. I want to see those insufferable hashtags. I want you to summon up all your feminist might and fight for justice for these women. We always make fun of you for not being a real feminist, here's your chance to prove us wrong. Prove to us that you're really a feminist and not just a fat activist. Pretend this man stole your last Krispy Kreme No? Nothing? Oh, that's right - you have more important "feminist" topics to deal with. For example, Lane Bryant is oppressing women because they only go up to a size 56.