RANT: Prime (Ribs) of their Life I am currently a sophomore in college. The number of butter beasts that I see in my classes and while walking through campus is astounding. I'm lucky if I pass 1 human for every 10 obeasts and skinny fats. They always clog up the paths with their slow waddling and give off nauseating pheromones in their wake, probably trying to attract the attention of Lord Beetus.  You'd think that with the conveniently located gym, variety of healthy foods in the dining hall, and sports/intramurals options it would be difficult to gain weight, but NO. Despite the fact that these sugah students have every opportunity to keep their weight in check and turn their lives around, they instead choose to throw away what could have been the best years of their lives for vending machine vomit.