Hired three new employees recently. Guess which one has missed almost a week of work due to condishuns... Warning: long rant ahead.  I work at a paint store (as the assistant manager) at a mostly male dominated company. Our employees are either men or fat women, with a few fit ladies mixed in. My manager and I are almost the exact same size (around 5'7", 130lbs), and are both shit ladies. We work at a smaller store and just got a larger budget to hire 2 new employees. We hired one guy and one woman (former college athlete), both in shape. Our supervisors also sent us an intern.  Our two employees are amazing: they work hard, are willing to learn and excell, and have never called in or missed a day of work.  The intern however, is an absolute cow. She's around 5'4" , 250lbs. When I first met her my heart dropped. My manager said she felt the same way when she met her. Luckily we only have the beast here for 5 weeks (still awful though). This ham is terrible. We are in the 4th week of her being here and she has missed 6 days (mind you, no one else has missed a day in over 2 years) due to doctors appointments, injuries, family emergencies, etc. She also had a workmans comp claim at her previous job because she lifted a package of computer paper and somehow injured her back. She said she was on the floor screaming in front of customers because of the pain (AKA unprofessional). That company had to pay for chiropractic care, physical therapy, doctors visits, and prescription medicine because of that. At a paint store, we lift heavy 5 gallon buckets of paint and it takes some strength and smart lifting techniques. She is a HUGE liability for us!! My manager and I have repeatedly told our supervisors that she lifts the paint weird and it looks like she's trying to get hurt at work on purpose. My manager felt bad because if we give her a bad review she won't be hired on full time. Fuck that! I have said so many horrible (and true) things about her to our supervisors. She also claims to have 100+ allergies, including tomatoes, chicken, broccoli(go figure), dairy, gluten, etc. Yet, she eats a double cheeseburger with large fries and large drink every single day for lunch. She's the only one who actually takes a full lunch break at work. Some days she will come to work at 10am with a full McDonald's breakfast combo meal, then leave at 12:30pm to get her burger lunch.  One day I told her to sit at the computer and type in data for me, something that takes around 2 hours to do. She works for about 15 minutes then starts mooing about how she needs a snack (this was around 1pm, she JUST got back from lunch). She pulls out a large package of Oreos and eats HALF of them while she works.  And to top it all off, she is soooooo annoying! None of us can stand her, and worse, none of our customers can stand her. She talks SO loud, she's inappropriate to customers (asking why they have a scar on their arm, making them visibly upset), she's SLOW and gets in the way, and she's just a terrible person. Plus she smells. Can't forget that. She always has a stink to her. TMI alert- we all smelled something terrible last week. It was a rotten sour smell. She mentioned she was on her period. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Never even considered fatties not being able to take care of their period needs, and it's possibly the nastiest thing I can even imagine now that I've smelled it.  I always hear of these fatties who fake illnesses for attention and are obnoxiously loud, and never truly understood how awful they are. Now I know. My manager and I have promised to never hire a fatty. Even if it means being understaffed and making our lives harder at work when we're busy.  Sorry for the long rant. I finally made an account on here and needed to get this out.  tl;dr Hambeast intern is sent to my store to train, is absolutely awful and gross. Never hire a fatty!