Cringe from the front desk. I've put up with this for a while now but it is finally getting to a point that its sickening.  In the health care business, a desk job doesn't have you moving around very much. I, however, am the IT guy. I'm here and there around the office but not nearly enough to get rid of the pins and needles feeling from sitting too long. I am one of two males in the building. Out of 25 people in this particular branch. And every single one of these 'females' is overweight. Minus my wife who also works here and goes to the gym with me every day. Even the other guy is bursting the scales. The sad part is when a new employee starts here one of the first things that is said to them by these other beasts is 'you are gonna gain weight working here'. this was even told to me my first day. Not hard to see why. Everything is cause for a party of some kind. New hire. Throw a party with cake. Birthday? Someone caters. New hire? Cake. Oh its wednesday, doughnuts and someone brought ice cream for some reason.  When the receptionist here was hired I could see the look of interest in me in her eyes. gag Every time this horker sees me, it does this cringe inducing giggle. Ugh, I try my best to not offend but as soon as it passes me I can feel my face scrunch up like i just smelled week old garbage left out in a small car that has been baking in the Texas sun.  Every fucking day with this. Mind you all she is about 5,5 and a good 210 at least. Caked on makup/lipstick and trys to look coy at the same time giggling and pushing up its glasses while looking up over them with its greasy hands. I'm at a breaking point. She doesn't do it when I arrive with my much more fit and attractive wife. only when I happen to be passing by or leave the building always trying to start up some kind of conversation with me about how she is 'working out' and wants advice trying to flex cellulite in my face. Send help. Edit: I meal prep all of our lunches instead of wasting money on fast food or something every day. I've been told by several of these hams how pre-making food isnt healthy and is an early sign of anorexia. Ugh, and all of them also think that I force my wife to eat these meals or I am some over-controlling person that dictates every aspect of her life. So if I am ever out of town she will tell me stories of how 3 or 4 of them come to her with something that will kill any normal person, trying to get her to eat it by saying 'plsdonteatme isnt here you can have this' or 'dont worry we wont tell him' then just leaving whatever it is there on her desk. If they ever bother to ask me they always start the sentence with 'I know you probably don't eat this but... there is cheesecake in the back' I fucking Love cheesecake. I just know how to enjoy it. It is not a meal, I dont eat so much of it to where I eat just that to the point I am full. The fucking nerve. I bet if i put a vegetable platter out there and came to you with 'i know you dont eat well but there's something good for you in the back' i'd hear from HR faster than they can post to tumblr.