Been laid up at home after getting diagnosed with mono. What would a fat do in this situation? So, I got diagnosed with mono about 5 days ago, and I've literally been physically unable to eat almost anything for those days. Probably less than 2000 calories. Just been forcing down fluids. Being a human, I am not really bothered by the fact that I can't stuff my face other than the fact that I was already too lean for my height as it was and have now lost more weight. But, oh well. Anyway, I was just laying here thinking what the fuck would a ham do in this situation? How do they cope with illnesses that physically prevent them from being able to stuff their maws all day?