I don't understand how this point isn't coming up in the comment thread. OP says his food problem "borders" on addiction. No actual human at a party with a UFC match on will pay more attention to who is eating what and how much food is left. This monster ate 3-4 fucking feet of a party sub in an hour and tried to play it off like he thought everyone else there didn't want it because they were snacking on chips DURING the fight.