A Potential Shitlord Commandment My wife and I were leaving the gym the other night, going down a flight of stairs, and passed an obeast with huge breasts, who was huffing up the stairs.  The obeast squeezed itself into a pair of yoga pants and a tight tank top with a plunging neckline, dishing out ample cleavage for the world to behold.  She seemed proud to be flaunting her cleavage. I noticed the cleavage, but was disgusted by the overall obeast nastiness.  Kudos for her to be going to the gym though. After passing the obeast, my wife said "Jesus." And then said something along the lines that when a girl is that size, she has to use her cleavage to attract people, because that's all she must have going for her. That's when the commandment came to my mind: "Big tits are meaningless if you have a big gut underneath them.  It cancels out." My wife agreed and said it applies perfectly also to Strongfats who can lift with the best at the gym, but still rock the Beetus belly. So thus, we have:  "Big tits or swole arms are meaningless if you have a big gut underneath them.  It cancels out." That, my friends, I present you as a potential Shitlord Commandment.