Well said -- it's exactly this attitude from straight guys that allows these nasty heifers to be delusional about "reeeal men" wanting "reeeeal wominz" and not "sticks/skinny bitches/little boys."  Because they're just too damned weak not to immediately gratify their impulse to get their dick wet.  Shit get some fucking lotion and rub it out without losing your dignity, stupid man hos.