Hilarious gymfat update! https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/1414185 (original story)  So I've moved on to a new, more hardcore gym, leaving Mrs. Cthulhu at the old, to view the hilarious gymfats. So, she tells me that the elliptical favored by the original heifer is out of order, and that she hadn't seen the beetus twins in days. Yep, you got it. That fat fuck actually broke the machine (which we all so often joke about), and has so far been too embarrassed to return. God, I love it when physics shitlords fat cunts who  try  to occupy human environs.