"You'll get fat and old like everyone else. Looks aren't forever. Oink fucking oink" [Rant] I'm so bored of this. They assume that everyone will one day be like them. Like they are just ahead of the curve (heh) and it's just a matter of time before I get saggy and fat. No. I'd like to introduce you all to my shitlord parents. My dad is 63 and my mum is 55. Do you know what they do as a holiday? Cycle for three months of the year. Every year. Yip. They have just returned from cycling from Barcelona, anticlockwise along the coast via Portugal, northern Spanish coast, through Pyrenees, and back to Barcelona. They cycled over 2000km in 80 days. They drank all the beer/cider/wine that they desired and ate whatever the fuck they wanted. And got home skinnier and fitter than ever. THAT is what people should be doing. THAT is why it is fucking stupid to assume that people get fat and saggy when they age.  Stop assuming that everyone will eventually let themselves go like you do. You have no excuse. /endrant   Quick edit: I mentioned the drinking and eating because every single pig I know comments on how difficult it is to not gain holiday weight. It's actually pretty fucking easy. Edit number two: They went clockwise. I'm apparently dyslexic today...