How much for the pig? Recently a favorite relative and an epic shitlord has passed away. In sharing memories of his shenanigans I was able to conjure up one that deserves to go in this group.  He's driving down a residential neighborhood and coming up is a middle aged femayo walking her typically neglected obese dog. Shitlord stops next to it and asks "How much for the pig?" She scoffs, "It's a dog". He just casually replies, "I was talking to the dog". She rees a fuck you as he peels off.