As far as their delusions go, thinking they are anorexic is far from the top. Think about it though, to a ham, anorexia is the perfect thing to have. Nobody dares to tell you to stop eating and in fact encourage you to eat more. You get tons if sympathy. You get praised for just surviving. You are told to ignore the fatty you see in the mirror because you're beautiful just the way you are.    If anorexia wasn't a real thing, hams would have invented it.  What more could they want out of an illness?