britain is full of sexy slutty girls. i moved  here but it gets tiring and adult life is a bit hard. there is vomit and pee everywhere and no matter how many shits you refuse to give, there is always someone that manages to give less shits. Yesterday I went to see Shazam and I grabbed the first shirt I could find. It was an extra large buttoned shirt that I cut the sleeves off because...well it was too large for me and I didnt give a shit. I wore shorts. A pair of high top adidas (that I dont have to tie) and because I havent had a haircut in ages I wore a peruvian hat to keep my hair from going super sayan. Then I wore a jacket. There was a group of girls at this club looking all sexy and I turned around to my buddies and joked about how they spent three hours just to wax their assholes and I literally turn up dressed up like crap. But less than a minute later...the horror starts. People show up dressed up so shitty...they made me look as sharp as James Bond. In any other country, I d score a 7 on the not give a fuck scale. In the UK...I only scored a 3. Basically just as long as you wear pants, you cant go higher than 6. Shoutout to the girl whose butthole was showing, while she was squatting to help her vomitting friend.