Fatty version of 'My Favorite Things' Gorging on junk food and blaming juh-ne-tics Treating the healthy like they are he-re-tics Lying in bed and destroying the springs these are a few of my faaa-vorite things. Cover my fupa with misleading clothing post on the net and then reee at the loathing Claim I'm a queen and I want to date kings These are a few of my faaa-vorite things. Blame my gross body on lies like 'my thyroid' Reject that my di-et is why I'm a spheroid failing to fit into sexy legg-ings these are a few of my faaa-vorite things. Thinking bout food and then getting a boner. a diet much worse than a four twen-ty Stoner Fat fishing tinder to see what that brings these are a few of my faaa-vorite things. Gorging on donuts while I'm on the toi-let Joining a yoga class so I can spoil it Eff your sex stan-dard 's and other ree-ings  These are a few of my faaa-vorite things  that's all I got for now. I'm hoping people will add more verses in the comments. I'll continue adding more more verses above as I think of them.