Fatty confused by portion size Long time lurker. First time poster. Need to share. Two years ago my company promoted me (BOOM!). Moved me to the Chicago office (BOOM! BOOM!). Assigned me a giant mayo monster as a direct report (sigh).  I typically bag it for lunch, but when I'm too lazy to food prep, I grab tacos at this amazing Mexican joint in the loop. Super authentic. $8 gets you three of the best corn tacos I've ever consumed and a small bag of chips with hot sauce.  So after I find this place, I start raving about how great it is and King Beatus chimes in and says "Smuh. Too pricey. Small portion. SUPER bad for me....because I'm on a diet" I concede that while it's not great for you, just about anything walking distance is worse (calorie wise) and the price is for the quality, not the quantity. Today I get a knock on my door. One of my guys wants to grab a bite. I suggest this Mexican place. Walking to the elevator, Lord Belly Roll pops up his head and asks if he can join. My guy agrees. Get to the taco place. I order my usual: fish tacos. Plop down my $8 and move to the end of the counter. Fatty orders steak taco DINNER, hands over $11 and slides down next to me. I watch in horror as they pour about two lbs of refried beans and another 2lbs of rice into his takeaway box....on top of the tacos and chips. Whole way back to the office fatty bitches about the portion size. SHITHEAD!!! That's 1500 calories on a bad day!!