The Time I nearly Killed A Ham Once I almost set off a chain of events that nearly killed a ham I knew. I would spend a lot of time at work talking about going to the gym and eating healthy and how you might as well actually do that if you are a human. Well, apparently I did something few can do because i inspired this ham k go actually go to the gym. Well, he went for a little, and, while on the treadmill, caused a pin from a previous injury to tear into his body. This led to infection. The infection hospitalized him and nearly killed him. So, obviously I didn't actually nearly kill him myself, but, according to him, it was me who made him go to the gym. Which in turn nearly killed him.