Hahah. I have a friend whose wife is just so confused on her weight gain. Well sweety, one pot pasta a few times a week in giant bowls, snacks, juice, diet coke and liquor, chips, so many chips, yet, you eat healthy..... I dare you to find more than 1 type of carb in my house. We keep sourdough bread around in the freezer for sandwiches. We don't eat pasta or rice. We don't keep chips around, that's party food. Occasionally there will be a bag of goldfish, it went stale last time. What do we eat? Nothing great, but cheese, salami, veggies, grilled foods, eggs, I put some lemon in my water, but we don't have soda or anything aside from water and fancy beer in the house.