And here we have the Porcus Mobilius, or walking ham, trying to attract a mate with a gesture of jiggling accumulated pockets of lipids. Now notice how, what she thought was a Buff Homo Sapien was actually a Swole Homo Sexual and it's mate. Watch her look of disgust where it will now hunt down the nearest "maccy d's" to down it's sorrow in a 20 peice nugget meal, followed by a large bigmac meal and two Mc Flurries.