Ham can't stop eating. Spoke to an obeast at work yesterday who told me it really wants to get a McDonald's breakfast but is going to resist temptation because it has already had 4 this week and it doesn't want to ruin its "diet". How does this great lump of fat not understand that it does not take 5 McDonald's breakfasts to ruin a diet, that it is not the fifth one that makes the difference between being a whale and being a human?? Anyway, inevitably it came into work today and informed me that it 'caved in' and had had the fifth McDonald's. Then it had the cheek to continue on to say how I'm "so lucky" to have a good figure. No. I'm not lucky. I just eat like a normal human being as oppose to a whale.