At least the white whales in-laws are disappointed Moby Dicks speech was all about thanking its in-law for "finally accepting me" Captain Ahabs father started his speech like this "We are so glad [Captain Ahab] and [Moby Dick] have met" Long Ass Pause. That was not the pause of a man who forgot his speech. That was a man wondering what went wrong in his sons life to turn him into a pigfucker. I just barely managed to contain my laughter. Blubber Bags went the whole day telling people how no one thought she'd be the first to marry. Should've told it that it's because it looks like nightmare fuel, while its older sister is a human. Then I wouldn't have had to hug its sweaty self goodbye on my way out. Bonus: One of the hams in attendance told a server to bring it a new glass of beetus juice, because they served them with lemon slices. God forbid it accidentally ingests some vitamins.