First time shitlording at work I just overheard a rotund coworker comment at the coffee counter that he was going to use the Starbucks labeled sugar packets as they must be better and more expensive. I walked over for my own coffee refill and remarked, "They're distilled from the blood of all the people they've given type 2 diabetes to." He amiably chuckled and mumbled something about how he was waiting for type 3. Baby steps. We're not exactly a PC (Well, except for being IT.) office, but there are enough smallfats and small planets that I've been careful so far.