More Hammate Triggering - This is getting fun you guys! So hammate has a job interview on Monday. Which I'm happy to hear because if they hire her she won't be here talking to me all damn day.  Anyway, tonight she is trying to decide on an interview outfit. Surely a trying time for her since she has gained an average of 5 lbs per month in the last 3 months or so. And she broke, so can't go get anything new.  She asks for my help giving opinions and I tell her, sure. But if you want my opinion I don't lie, just letting you know.  First pair of dress pants she tries on can't even get the button within 3 inches of the button hole. She says look at this. 3 months ago these fit, I know I haven't gained weight so what is going on.  Me: well, obviously you have gained weight or else you would be able to button your damn pants, that's not a tumor!  I will probably have many posts about these because seriously she gives me ammo every day. And I don't care anymore.