fat spewed its beetus on me ... >_< I was at work, this fat hog of a "woman" waddles up to collect a parcel. I ask her if she needs a bag (BIG mistake) she was mid suck (ew) of her whipped cream, chocolate and caramel starbucks. She was struck by " surprise " by my question apparently, and she caught her pig slop on the back of her throat, coughing and spewing her beetus all over my shirt and face.   My manager actually let me go home early as I only had 15 minutes left, and I was now very distressed and stained. I showered for like 2 hours. I can't wait for this temp job to be OVER.