The Tale of the Fat Nacho Planet. I used to work at a Taco Casa and I typically worked the drive through. I had been there a couple of months when one day I get what sounds like a heavy mouth breather speaking to me. He wanted a large root beer and the supreme nachos with extra extra nacho cheese and no jalapenos. (The memory of this mother fucker is so vivid that yes, I can remember his exact order.)  While it was up on the display screen, one of my coworkers started to have what seemed like a panic attack (she was a ham which is slightly relevant). My other coworkers started peeking out the window and told her to go hide. I take the order outside and first off, this fucking truck was nasty. Yeah, it needed a wash but damn, it just had this nasty tinge to it I don't know how to describe it but I kinda wanted to puke thinking about what caused it to look that way. I've still never seen any car look like that since then. Jesus fuck, the thing sitting in the car was what can only be described as a monstrosity. I literally have no idea how he was able to fit in that poor truck. He wore disgustingly nappy overalls and of course, no shirt underneath. He started asking me vague questions about my ham coworker and I just told him I was new and wasn't even sure who he was talking about. I gave him shit and everything was cool.  After I got back inside my coworkers started hounding me with questions. From what they told me, that guy would come through the drive through and get the exact order every time. He showed up twice a week at random times and always always ALWAYS asked questions about my ham coworker. Apparently he had a thing for her (I don't understand why...) and was always trying to get her to take care of him. Oh yeah, he showed up in our parking lot one night (we didn't know until it was too late), waited until we finished our closing duties and tried following my coworker home.  She called the police (I did too since we lived in the same direction and I saw his truck following her) and she drove in random circles until the police caught up. I don't know what happened with him but he was back after a couple of weeks and kept at it.  There aren't enough words to describe my complete disgust for that thing.