Story time: Be me, kinda cute, but definitely thin. Be bros with a dude who has bad self esteem but super cute and sweet. Find out he has broken up with his FAT AS FUCK gf for the 3rd time. be strong bro. he tries. But he is so shy and thinks this whale is his only chance. Get home boy drunk. Proceed to lay a hot sexy kiss on his face (lady here). He stays strong and gets fancy skinny girl (not me, but a good friend), telling me that he had the confidence to drop the whale only after I laid one on him.  Still friends. Still not fat.  Story of how I saved a boy from a killer whale.