Shitlording from grandma, I almost choke on my food So my grandmother, mother and me are having lunch. For context, my mother isn't thin, I can't guess her weight but I'd guess 80-90kg (175-200lbs), doesn't exercise, has knee problems, she'd complain about PCOS if she found out what it is too. She doesn't boast HAES (I don't think she knows what it is) and agrees it's her fault she's fat, but is too lazy to do something about it. She also has a thick skin when it comes to her own fat, surprisingly so. My grandmother though, has always been thin, she worked as a teacher where she had to walk a few miles to get to the bus that would take her to the school, then back. She isn't fit now, but she's close (if not more) to 70-years-old and had a couple of strokes in the last 15 years, so we'll let it slide. She doesn't openly hate fats, I don't recall hearing her saying anything bad about fat people, but this gem is FPH-worthy. We're watching a made-for-TV movie version of Rapunzel, and in this version the prince's parents want him to marry one of three princesses already hand-picked by them. While in the throne, they make princesses introduce themselves. Princess #1 comes along, land-whale, all 3 were wearing those renaissance dresses where they made the waist look bigger, but you could tell she was fat in the face. And that's when grandma chimes in and lets the shitlording fly. She goes "but she's like 120kg (265lbs)". Mother laughs a little but quickly tries to come out with an answer "mom, you don't have to discriminate like that". Meanwhile, I'm still trying to spit the food I was chewing so I don't choke. I tell her to give me a heads-up next time she's going to say something like that to prepare. Worst part is that she doesn't shitlord her daughters (my mother and an aunt that is 70kg/154lbs maybe) and my brother that is around the weight that she originally mocked (currently trying to lose it because his fit shitlady wife is making him do it). I'm hoping she lets another one out before kicking the bucket so she can make me laugh one more time.