Inconsiderate Fat People Ruined My Day Went to a movie. I'm assuming only a fat piece of shit child would be enough of an asshole to leave chewed gum on the seat of my chair.  Anyway, I didn't bring the plastic "loyalty" cup you can get cheap drink refills with, so instead of paying $4 for a diet Coke, I sat through the movie with no food or drink (a feat I'm sure no ham could think possible). Not wanting to get gum on my driver's seat, I fortunately had some gym shorts in my car and changed into those in the back seat. See, I was planning to go buy wet food for my cats (which is like $1.50 per 3 oz can, but my cats eat grain free - I'm not feeding fucking grains and fillers to my obligate carnivores), but didn't want to go into the store with gum-ass OR my ugly old shorts, so I decided just to drive home. Kind of a hot day today, so I tried to hit up a drive through to get an iced tea. This fucking eatbeast was ordering. It was just her and one other passenger in the car, whom she kept consulting between slobbering out the name of one item at a time.  She was ordering one disgusting item after another - literally, ONE at a time, then turning back to said passenger to ask what else. I sat in that drive through line for seven minutes. I actually did watch the clock. I could see her fat fucking face sweating gallons of oil that I imagine would decimate an entire ecosystem if she ever managed to drive to the coast and waddle into the ocean. Top it off, she had a Planet Fatness sticker on her back window.  I was in a bad mood already and just fucking lost it. I've never yelled at anyone about food before, but I couldn't contain myself. I said, "Go inside next time! Are you ordering the whole menu?!" Then I backed out and left. I'm so glad no one had pulled up behind me in the eons I sat in that drive through. I only wish I'd managed to get a pic of the fat, ugly face, but I guess if you've seen one you've seen them all. I suppose it makes sense she kept asking questions about the menu - probably couldn't actually see it over her cheek pork.