EXT: TACO BELL DRIVE THRU There are two guys in a car. The DRIVER is on the phone with his mother, describing the scene to her.    Driver: Mother there is this woman who is very plump, walking her dog through the Taco Bell drive thru and she is getting very upset, shouting 'Hello! hello!' at the menu because they won't talk to her on the intercom.  She is quite the load! I'll show you a picture on my phone when I get home. I gotta go, bye"   Crazy Fat (CF) waddles off and the car pulls up.   Speaker: Hi, How are you? Driver: Well, that was interesting Friend: (laughing) Oh god dude, she's back!  She's back!   Crazy Fat waddles back over.   CF: Whur du I orderz?!?  Driver: Over here. CF: HELLO!  I from senior center an always do dis. Speaker: What would you like? CF: I can haz number fife an yum yums? Speaker: What would you like to drink? CF: Meeedium an no sour cream k thnx Speaker: No, what would you like to drink? CF: Oh, PEPSIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiieee!!!!!!! Speaker: And you don't want sour cream on anything? CF: Awwww hellz, ya no what....  Throw it on there!!   Crazy Fat waddles forward and stands behind the line of cars with her dog   Driver and Friend improv, laughing at the situation, how she is waiting in the line as if she was a car and how funny she is with her little dog.