Scootypuff Fat Drinks 2 Liter Bottle of Lime Flavored Diet Coke I wished I was making this up but I've witnessed the most absurd fatty antic I've seen in Vegas. So while I was playing a bit of roulette winning a bit, I saw a fat fuck female strolling along on its electric mobility scooter and worst of all, it had a 2 Liter bottle of lime flavored Diet Coke. If you think that sounds gross, you haven't seen nothing yet. Fat old bitch actually grabbed the entire bottle with one hand and drank it out of it. 2 liter bottle of Diet Coke to me is pure irony at its finest and I wanted to ask if it drinks water but it probably won't give a shit. Yes I've seen fatties drink Diet Coke nonstop and whining about how they're not losing weight but one fat fuck on a scooter drinking straight from a 2 liter bottle of Diet Coke? Lime flavoring doesn't even make it any healthier. Glad I'm getting out of here before New Years because New Years tells me that there will be plenty of scootypuffs in Las Vegas and there's only going to be more of them next year and in the future and soon, buffets will be brimmed with shameless scootypuffers spilling out of their seats.