Brother's girlfriend tried to set me up on a date So... my brother's (current) girlfriend is... pretty. There are some massive red flags and I know how the relationship is going to end... but whatever... her problem isn't obesity so it's not for this subverse. Anyway... she pulls out her phone, opens FaceBook, and asks me what my "type" is. She got a bit offended when I said "trashy little blondes who aren't going to think I'm homeless (live on a boat) or an alcoholic (I'm a drunk, alcoholics go to meetings, etc)." So she starts showing me pictures... no... no... no... no...  Me: "Too tall" Me: "Too fat" Me: "Too fat" Me: "Feminist" Me: "Too fat" Me: "Too fat" Me: "Too fat" BGF: "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS ONE??!!!". Me: "She looks like she ate my type." BGF: "She's not fat. (angry stare)" Me: Show her a picture of my ex... "My limit is Molly+15lbs and she has to be trashy, larger or classier and I'm not interested" BGF: "Damn. Nevermind then"