Porch furniture Last night I was with my boyfriend at a home improvement store buying renovation materials for the house.  I was looking at furniture for the porch out of profound boredom.  I said this set looks comfortable and because it has arms I don't have to worry about fat neighbors sitting on it.  My boyfriend said if they do I can always hose it off to get rid of the smell.  I said that wasn't good enough.  I turned around and two fatties were behind us.  They stared at me but didn't say anything.  I don't see anything wrong with fatproofing my house.  Maybe a sign that says warning vegetables in fridge. Has anyone here had furniture or possessions destroyed by fats?