Calories in, calories out is hard TRIGGER WARNING: Wall o'text I've known this girl for a while, since when she had a NINE POUND TUMOR removed from her ovaries. It got that big because some people, apparently, are big enough to not notice when they are carrying NEARLY TEN POUNDS of abnormal tissue. This PCOS, by the way, is what she blamed for a while for being "a few extra pounds overweight." This is what she thinks "a few extra pounds" looks like: https://i.sli.mg/o9mdFR.jpg Pictures don't even do it justice. This bitch probably eats as much as two Arnold Schwarzeneggers bulking at the same time. A year's worth of food to her is probably more than an impoverished African child will ever see in their entire lifetime. The only reason the beetus isn't flowing through her veins is because her arteries are too clogged for anything to get through. She lamely half tries to lose weight from time to time: joins a gym, or starts chugging Herbalife snake oil, or the like, all the while posting pictures of cream cheese filled Buzzfeed "recipe" disasters and the decadent meals her smallfat boyfriend (enabler) makes her. Recently, though, she decided it was finally time to make a change!!1!1 https://i.sli.mg/0mgWiT.jpg  Ah, yes. The good old self-mutilation approach. This girl could probably eat twice my daily calorie intake and still lose weight very quickly. But alas, that would take effort.  https://i.sli.mg/DpQ9wx.jpg And to properly top off this beetus cake, she has decided that the best way to pay off this $21k (!!!) surgery is the old-fashioned way: GoFundMe. She posts a link with this message or something like it approximately 43 times a day. So far only $200 donated in a week. Guess the fupa might stick around a little longer.