I just saw a fatty who reminded me of the Weebles, and it all became clear The Weebles.  A toy that cannot be knocked over.  For lazy children.  And it is shaped like a fatty. It is so clear to me now.  It is not just a phenomenon of prosperity and no self control.  There is a conspiracy of the fat.  And it has been going on for decades.  It… It is a HAMSPIRACY!