Had my first subtle shitlording experience... Walked into a bike shop for new pedals and some kid is helping me out.  We chit chat about bikes and shit, the differences between them, etc. Out comes a fucking 350lb planet with a toupee, turns out to be the boss/owner or some shit.  Wat.  This place sells all kinds of high end bikes and does service and shit... weird. So they're both huddled around and hammie interrupts the convo to tell me that pedals/cleats start around $200 when I was asking the kid about it. The subtle (and possibly underwhelming, sorry y'all) shitlording came when I asked neither of them in particular "oh cool, is that the kind you use?" Hammie quietly bowed his head down in shame, turned, and walked to the register.  It wasn't overly apparent or anything but you just knew he felt at least some shame... idk.. felt good man!