What is it with fats and ass cracks? You all know you've seen at least one lardo's dark crevice of death when you didn't want to.  What is WITH THAT? Don't they feel the air around their fucking ASS?? I never see them try to pull it up, it's always as if they don't even know it's there, or that they've probably resigned to showing their ass every time they bend down. (I see fat cracks even when they're just WALKING)