Shitlording by boss. I work on an oil rig so I'm basically doing physical labour 12 hours a day. Each rig always has an excavator and the person who operates it is called the "Hoe Hand." Our hoe hand is so fucking fat. Probably 6', 350 lbs. He basically sits in the excavator and eats cookies all day. Side note: when you work on a rig, eveything is cooked for you by cooks and we basically have unlimited cookies, cake, soda, ice cream, and whatever you can really think of. Anyways, since rigs are 24 hour operations, we always having meetings at the beginning of shift where the other 12h shift basically hands off the rig to us and we discuss what has been done and what hasn't. Its a safety meeting basically so we don't do stuff like go opening up hoses that are usually not pressurized but were left pressurized by the previous crew and kill ourselves. The thing is, these meetings are always done on the rig floor which is only accessible by going up 3 flights of steep stairs and the hoe hand almost never comes up. Today the boss had enough half way through the meeting and radios him to get his "fat ass up here." He doesn't make it up until the meetings over but everyone is still there talking. As he walks in, he says "Man, I'm too fat for these stairs." And then the boss says, "you're too fat for lots of stuff." Basically everyone just kinda looks around to check if everyone else is holding their laughter in as well and we all start laughing. Oh and he also went on a diet once but at breakfast and dinner he would either drink a litre of milk or a litre of juice with his meal cause its "healthier than soda." He wouldn't even use a glass, just took the whole carton out of the fridge, sat down, openened it up and started drinking.