You just wait till buttery excuses are published. In no particular order:  How she was chased off the course by stalking shitlords. How afraid she was for her life that it affected her psyche and amplified her kundishuns. How bravely she fought with her kundishuns.  How marathon organizers marginalized her by setting conflicting and misogynist rules meant to oppress top athletes like Ragen. How finishing marathon by walking the wrong way should be accepted in today's society. Her DQ was result of a rip in the time/space continuum, she was so fast fat she broke the laws of physics.  How she actually finished the marathon for 3 ppl or in 1/3 the time (coz she weight like 3 avg ppl).