I'm surprised none of them tried to cut the course and cheat. "Ma'm (?) We clearly saw you a few minutes ago at the 1.5 marker. There's no way you got to the finish line 2.5 minutes later." "You fatphobic cis-scum!!! Stop fatshaming muh! I'll have you know I run 2 minute miles 5 times a week!!!" "Uh, even if that was true Ma'm  (?), we saw you cut the course..." "Buh muh condishuns are actin' up! I gots bad knees and weak ankles! It's not muh fault -om nom nom- It's juhnetik! -slurp-"