Imagine the scene: just over 2hrs after the start, the first Kenyan comes blasting over the finish line; the crowd goes wild! For the next 2hrs after that, the bulk of the runners finish their own races. Family, friends & the enormous crowd giving hugs and high-fives. Five hours later, a guy wheels himself over the line, pushing backwards with his toes. The remaining spectators cry at his bravery, the media takes pics & begin taking notes for their articles. The volunteers begin cleaning up, all the roads have since been re-opened. Kids are rollerblading around Central Park, crews are removing the porta-potties. Three fucking hours later, a monstrous pig comes waddling across where the line had been. Her 2 fat enabler lesbian girlfriends give her sweaty hugs, and she announces to the world that she's an endurance athlete. The haters said she'd never finish, but she proved them wrong!