Just another fat girl eating video, I thought, and then we saw the paws of death! There was just so much wrong with that and it wasn't only having too watch her suck on the sausages attached to her meaty hand. I'm trying to keep my stomach in check just thinking about it, really. (OOO, THEY PUT SOME FRIES ON THE BOTTOM!!! RIGHT WHERE THESE FRIES ARE GOING, MY BOTTOM!). I watched the whole video. No one to blame really but myself. I don't know why I find this particular video so shocking but I really really do. Maybe it was the bright light that came into her eyes when she saw her "mini" fries. Maybe the obligatory fat girl tattoo showing just a little outside her stretchy shirt. I'm going to church now. Maybe forever.