Holy fuck....Joyce Spoilers Obviously My 600lb life this season has given sooo much to hate watchers like me, there was Bethany, with her mini moon daughters and starving husband, Lindsay, who thinks snacks are pain relief, Gina, who baths once a month, and now, the hottest of hot messes, Joyce. By far, most disgusting worthless lump of lard this show has seen in a long time, and fat logic so ridiculous  it will split your sides laughing. Some highlights include: -Her "what the fuck" gunt with the nasty mushroom like growths -the little flap thing underneath it -looking Older than her own mother -thinking shes eating 1200 calories and miraculously holding on to 500 extra pounds of blubber - calling it abusive to be forced to come to the doctor's office in a normal car like everyone else/demanding medical transport constantly  -thinking walking a few feet means the PT is pushing her too hard -Insisting everyone else is wrong and she is doing everything right while continuing to be a worthless lump -this thing looked after children until it hit 500lb and decided it "couldn't keep up" with the kids and it wasnt safe. Imagine leaving your child with a 400lb planet. -shitting in a bucket At least I got to play my favourite 600lb life game, "Guess Lola's Hairstyle"