Pirate Fantasy Weekend Hello fellow shitladies and shitlords! This past weekend I was in a coastal town staying at a friend's house. Unfortunately for us, it was also Pirate Fantasy Weekend, which is a weekend long festival with events, parties, and street fairs that everyone dresses up for. One night my group ended up going to an outdoor bar where there were costume contests and live music....yup you can see what's coming here. I can't even tell you how many fat people were there, ALL in horrendous barely-there or tacky costumes. ALL "dancing". When it came time for the women's costume contest, I can't even begin to tell you how ashamed I was of my own sex in that moment. Every single sheham who entered the contest ranged from smallfat to deathfat and wore a barf-worthy skimpy outfit. And every single one of them was extremely sloppy and totally wasted stumbling all over the place trying to look sexy. Gross. My "favorite" one was the deathfat who named herself "Captain Boobies" because she had these huge pudges of skin pushed up to her neck to look like tits. Yeah okay...honestly that night was one of the grossest spectacles I have ever seen so I just had to rant about it.  BONUS: one part of the deck broke and caved in because of all the fucking weight these fat cows and their ham husbands put on it while "dancing"