Y'all weren't joking about American portions. I came to Hawaii for a sweet tan and some sweet taro rolls. One night, the bf and I make it to an AirBnB in a smaller Maui neighbourhood with nothing much in walking distance (hadn't rented a car at that point) and all that was open past 10pm was a Jack in the Box. Went for some shitty nuggets. I ordered a small rootbeer with mine and bf got a large iced tea. The porker at the till fucked up the order and gave me a large as well. They gave us two goddamn wash buckets with lids. 32oz of pure sugar are you fucking kidding me? 32oz???? WHO NEEDS THAT MUCH EVER????? For the record, 32oz of root beer contains: 427 calories (1/3 my daily intake) and 120 grams of sugar (5 times my daily recommended intake). I hardly made a dent in the thing before chucking pretty much the whole jug in the bin. Holy balls, America, your medium soft drink size is larger than our large soft drink size. No wonder you're leading this ever-fattening world into an early grave, fuck. American shitlords are a rare, crucial breed, like an endangered species being overrun by an invasive omnomnomnivore. Bless your few and desperate souls.