Everybody's shit smells.  For example, mine smells like fresh baked cookies.  It's not as awesome as it sounds.  I've always got people accusing me of bringing a toaster oven into the head or giving me a hard time for not sharing my bathroom cookies. The worst part is I can't shit in a public restroom if fatties are near, and there's just so many of them.  Last time I tried they broke down the door and beat me up for holding out on them.