I went to the grocery a few days ago and this fat sow grabs a cart and one of their paper sale adverts as she's waddling in. She then proceeds to stop directly in front of the door to read said advert, while leaning on her defenseless shopping cart. WTF? Do you think I go to Kroger after work on a Friday for giggles?  Get your fat ass out of my way!  Grocery shopping is the worst.