Just moved into a summer semester of college. I live with a 400 pound fat smelly blob, who did me a HUGE favor. When I met him, I introduced myself, "Sup! I'm CuntMyFuck." and he says "hey", and goes back into his room. I never see him. He did me a huge favor, just by not making me have to avoid him, he already knows I want nothing to do with him. Every now and then I'll go throw a fish in his salt water tank that he lives in as a token of appreciation for leaving me the fuck alone. Good fatty.