Your inability to keep yourself clean and nice-smelling will be a problem (and your denial that it is a problem won't change that). Sex?What a farce.   Relevant.  There are numerous examples of them smelling uniquely bad thanks to uncontrolled diabetes, mold growths in unwashed folds, skin tags, and the fact that they don't bathe (see: "con smell").  Plus, you wouldn't be able to keep up with my activity level, or do anything I enjoy that requires physical exertion.  "If you don't work out, then we won't work out."  --Tommy Sotomayor on hams that want to date him