Fatties and Athletic Clothing I went shopping yesterday because I saw a retail store was having a pretty nice sale. I went in to grab a few new gym outfits and couldn't believe my eyes at what was left in the clearance and sale section. Parachutes. There were a total of two small shirts left and the rest were 2X and up. I found a retail associate and had the following conversation. Me: Where are all of your athletic clothes on sale? Sales Associate: These are the ones we have left.  Me: There is nothing below an XL here except the two shirts I have in my hands. SA: Sorry. We just don't move this product as fast in these sizes. We must be sold out of the sale items for the sizes you are looking for. So basically, they were sold out of human sized clothing and the only thing they had left were plus sized. I managed to find one outfit for $10 off (still pretty decent deal) but otherwise there was nothing left for people.  BUT WAIT THERE IS MORE! A herd of waddlers came towards the rack where I was standing. I moved to the other side to look at the dresses that were on sale and I was not surprised to see that the large and up section was almost empty in day to day clothes. I was browsing at some cute tops while listening to the three huge blobs talking. Blob 1: Ohmygosh are these not the cutest gym pants ever? (Side note: they could have fit a minimum of two of me in them) Blob 2: Yaaas you should get them! Show off that ass while at the gym! Blob 3: They are super cute! You could even wear them around the house!! As if there was even a slight chance in hell they would wear them anywhere else, like say the gym for example. They managed to buy half of what was left of what was on the rack even though we all know those pants and shirts will never see the inside of a gym. I could barely hold in my disgusted face while they were there much less my laughter when blob 3 said they could sit around the house. It is like they think if they have cute clothes to "go to the gym" they would actually go.