Two different parties, two types of people... I had to attend not one, but two birthday parties this weekend.  Both involved pizza, cakes, and soft drinks.   The first was at a public pool "aquatic" center.  Basically a giant pool with a big kids area, that leads into a 7ft deep area for actual swimmers. Out of the 20 something parents there, I was one of the few who actually swam and played with the kids.  The hambeasts didn't even come down to the pool area, choosing instead to stay behind on the 2nd floor glassed in area over looking the pool.  One look at the life guards could have told them this was a bad idea, but nope, they didn't pay attention.  And so, I had to be the one to pull little johnny out of the 7 foot area when I heard loud splashing near me.   The second birthday party was at a recreation center.  Bounce houses setup on an indoor soccer field.  Parents actively kicking balls around with the kids, throwing a football, and at one point, races through the bounce houses. We may be adults, but those things are still fun if you're human sized!   Go ahead and take a guess at which party had the most pizza and cake left over?