Saggy sexual harassment panda I went to a gas station yesterday. I didn't buy cigarettes, alcohol or lotto tickets. Just some gas and a drink. An anthropomorphic trash bag was at the register. To be more specific, fat wrinkly middle aged former woman who looked like she lost 100 lbs and was still fat. Told me I didn't look old enough to even be driving. I should have ignored the comment but my dumb ass was like, "What?! I'm 20-something." She said she had a son that age and he looks, whew, nothing like me. I look like her 16 year old daughter. I tried to brush it off as a compliment for my sanity but I can't. She was obviously checking me out. I'm 5'2" 109 lbs, I wear petite sizes but it's not like I'm a midget. I've aged since I was a teenager, especially after having kids. If her 16 year old looks like me she needs to take her to a doctor. I'm sick of getting hit on by ephebophiles bc the majority of the population gives up on their figure by age 20, and even thin women tend to age themselves badly with smoking or other drugs (meth and cigs are just as gross as excess adipose, guys). Thinness shouldn't be a trait associated with youth when there are 90 year olds who have been thin their whole lives. And if this is their way of trying to slyly tell me I'm hot, masking it by comparing me to their kids to seem less creepy, they really need to reconsider bc a "Wow, you're pretty," would still be annoying but it wouldn't make me assume they're into kids/teens. Yuck.