As promised, a song about fatties eating Mexican food Edit: Fixed bad formatting. Alright, yesterday there was a story about a little girl who sang a song about fatties at a Mexican restaurant. I made an off the cuff comment that I'd write the damned thing. Last night at my hotel room, I sat down and did just that. A few things to note:  Without further ado, I present "The Ballad of Bertha"   Mexican food is tasty down in old town Del Rio Where the queso flows like a river of gold Two young lasses with big ol' fat asses Found a place where tacos were sold Chorus: A taco plate and an enchilada With double beans and rice on the side Will cure my cundishions, now I'm on a mission To get on my scooter and ride Well the one that's called Bertha had a rumbling gunt And relieved a little pressure with a toot That started their laughter and what happened after Definitely wasn't that cute Chorus: A taco plate and an enchilada With double beans and rice on the side Will cure my cundishions, now I'm on a mission To get on my scooter and ride Well once farts started, they just couldn't stop A little girl passed out from the fumes They laughed so hard, but everyone else was scarred From the fat asses noisy food tombs Chorus: A taco plate and an enchilada With double beans and rice on the side Will cure my cundishions, now I'm on a mission To get on my scooter and ride Six plates plus the apps were the casualties that day And only a taco remained The two bickered and fought and threw plates without thought that the restaurant would never be the same Bertha reach 'cross the table to snatch up her friend when a haze fell across its eyes Its heart finally gave out, and there was no doubt that the queso was its demise Chorus: A taco plate and an enchilada With double beans and rice on the side Will cure my cundishions, now I'm on a mission To get on my scooter and ride Well Bertha's big friend got the taco she wanted and gobbled it down with a chomp Since her fat buddy died, though nobody cried The whole damned meal was comped