New planet neighbor... I live in a relatively quiet complex. I just had a ham move in next to me, I'll preface this with a bit of background about myself. I am very much an introvert. I hate talking with people I do not know. I've made it a point to avoid this ham, last night I am sitting on my porch enjoying a hell of a gorgeous night. Over walks the beast... She's coy... "I just wanted to introduce myself." she approaches closer invading my space, leaning on and over my banister. Never mind I have my phys book open and reading. She made the off comment "the people around here say you keep to yourself and aren't real talkative." I simply nod my head and excuse myself back to my studies. She keeps on trying to make conversation, I finally get fed up and state "what part of that last sentence you spoke did you fail to comprehend." I need advice shitlords and ladies. She also has a few marbles lose in the noggin, she keeps bothering me trying to strike up conversation. I really want to avoid any trouble, she's that kind of crazy... Think slaton sisters.  What's worse and overtly troubling... She wears mumus... With her disgusting udders hanging out. She's trying to be "sexy." after the second time I did tell her, A.) I like men... I like buff men, I love men with tight asses. And B.) you're out of your league no matter what way you knock it. I stated, it would be a small framed woman with the above same attributes. So could you please dress a bit more modestly. She reeeed soon after. She was going to tell the landlady I made rude comments. To that IDGAF. see above about her being "that." kind of crazy.  note mental illness does suck, yes it does. I harbor no ill will towards anyone with mental illness.  ill post a picture of her over the next few days stay tuned!