Our half hour in the local park (They see me rollin'...) It's a beautiful evening here in Waterford City, Ireland, so my shitlady girlfriend and I decided to take a nice casual stroll in the park around the corner from our apartment. It was chill and full of people playing ball games, parents and kids, teens , people walking their dogs, the occasional jogger; you know, the usual stuff. We decided to walk around the perimeter of the park, stopping by the skate park to watch some kids pull off some tricks they had been working on in front of their friends, we were walking along a the perimeter wall, talking about maybe moving to Dublin, future plans and such, when we saw it. My lord. Across the road was one of the most disgusting things I have seen in my life. At first I noticed the scooty puff, because seeing those around Ireland is thankfully quite rare, so it immediately drew my attention. Sitting in the mobility scooter was a huge sack of butter shit, (easily 350lbs) you could see from a distance that it was wheezing. I then started to wonder what it was doing parked on the path (sidewalk). Yup. You fucking guessed it. It was waiting outside a fast food take out that didn't have wheelchair access, so obviously someone else was inside getting it's mcbeetus for it because it couldn't go inside. Shitlady girlfriend and I immediately started quietly joking about butter balls and being too lazy to stand to go inside and get its own food. But then as we got closer I noticed something horrific, butter shit had no feet. Butter shit had ALREADY lost his feet to the beetus and was still eating out of lard4u. Seeing that, the smile and shitlording immediately vanished. We were horrified that even after losing limbs this guy still didn't give a shit about his diet.  We went and sat down around a corner under this really nice tree, then a few minutes we see butter shit and his wife who is also a ham (200+lbs) walking (rolling) to a bench to stuff their faces. I didn't look to see what crap they were eating, I couldn't face looking at them after that.