Help the fatties find proper clothing! I've had an idea... Next time I go to Wal-Mart or a similar heifer-haven, I'm going to relocate some of the fatty clothing selections that escaped their proper sections.  For some reason, I keep seeing tarps in the outdoors/hardware/automotive sections when they clearly belong with the rest of the fatty clothing.   Maybe this will encourage the damn stick-wipers to conceal their gelatinous expanses.