My sense of smell was just assaulted Just got out of class, and I have to say I’ve never been in such a rush to leave a classroom before.    10 minutes into my professor’s lecture, a small fat rushed in with her large drink from the campus coffee shop and plopped down in the only empty seat left, the one right next to me (of course). A few seconds after she sat, the worst smell hit me, like sardines mixed with feces. I know obeasts have trouble cleaning themselves once they reach a certain point, but sheesh! This girl was maybe 20 lbs overweight and stunk like she hadn’t bathed in weeks! Are even the smallfats giving up on hygiene nowadays?