That made me shudder, I think I will be telling that story around the campfire this year. "And the monster was not only humongous, but continued to grow until it emerged out of its own flesh" ... and died. Happy Halloween! note to self: holy shit can you imagine how many Tubblrinas I would piss off this halloween if I went as Tess? Like stuffed my shitty outfit full of padding and put on a bunch of white trash tattoos? Im sure I would cause so many meltdowns, that sounds delightful