Fats in public bathrooms The company I work for shares a bathroom with other companies on the same floor of the building. The people at my company range from slim to smallfat, but there are several obeasts in the company down the hall that regularly clog the toilets. They always use the two stalls closest to the door and the superfat always has to waddle down to the handicapped stall at the end, but I’ve never before had the misfortune of being trapped in here while one is dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl. Currently trapped by my own biology while one of the planets is grunting away in the stall. But it gets worse- the grunts and groans and “mhhhh”s combined with the heavy breathing make it sound like it’s masturbating. Given that there’s no biohazard smell I’m increasingly concerned that’s actually what it’s doing - I’ve been in shortly after one blocked a toilet and this trio of taco terrorists is why the bathroom window is now permanently open and they’ve set the AC to just fans in here. Other than immediately reporting this to our facilites manager as soon as I get out of here, any ideas as to what else I can do?