Jess Baker, aside from that hog Kristen from Buzzfeed, is one of the ugliest things(?) I have ever had the displeasure of looking at. Not only is it deathfat status, but it has one of the most punchable faces I've ever come across. That cow is so fucking huge, "her" body just said "fuck it" and started shoving adipose tissue in every crevice that wasn't already about to tear at the seams. Does she have eyes? Who the fuck can tell when your eyelids are so fat and bloated that you look like a caricature. FFS, it has an actual snout!! I've heard it has fetal alcohol syndrome, but either way I just wish it would either a) fuck off and die or b) cover it's disgusting body up and dissapear into a remote cave somewhere where we'd never be subjected to the horror that is the Baker Beast again.  It's expanding an alarming rate and is in its 30's, so it isn't long for this world anyway.