Fuckity fucking fuck fuck fuck DAMNIT Ive been courting this funny, thoughtful and just all around generally hilarious girl for a week or three.  Sure, she has some issues but I like me some crazy so I was like "eh, WTF, yo?" Turns out she is a former fat.  She is thin AF now but she is one of the wrinkled, stretched-out specimens we loathe so much here.  FUCK.  She's every bit as bad as the herpes-infested post-bariatric-surgery twats I have met and been catfished by in the last decade. Goddamn it, I'm going back to humping my hand. FUCK THIS NOISE. I like myself too much to settle for this.