Fatties always seem to have a face with caked-on makeup when they take gym selfies. Fuck. That. When I'm lifting, my hair is stuffed into a headband, no makeup, red face, sweat, sometimes mascara flakes under my eyes from the previous day's makeup that didn't quite get removed, mismatched colours and patterns between my leggings and sports bra, and bruises all over my arms and legs. I would never put my face on social media looking like that. But hey, I'd still look better than them just for the simple fact that I actually work out at the gym, not just taking selfies in the mirror and leaving to get some Mickey D's.