Is this the dumb tick who got its bf to unwire its jaw after a Le Fort surgery? If so, it deserves every moment of agony, this is hilarious. I love  23c4   when an entitled lardass is shocked that surgery is painful. They spend their entire lives avoiding uncomfortable stimuli like exercise, sweat, or the mild discomfort of hunger between reasonable meals, but it turns out there's no way to wiggle their lazy asses out of the pain of having been cut open to fix a problem, and that brings me such joy. A shitperson will listen to the doctor and understand what to expect, including pain, and get through it since they know its temporary. But one of these rotting garbage piles are so self-absorbed that the moment they have to endure real pain they can't just roll over and ignore, suddenly it is the actual end of the world for them. It's glorious.  The schadenfreude in your comment is extremely satisfying and rather infectious. I find myself grinning like a fool right now. Kudos.