I actually don't. I know it seems like I do, based on the last 2 days, but honest to god I just normally watch football and root for my favorite teams. Most (99%) of my post history is me being a dumb fuck in game threads.  I just really hate people being fucking stupid like "HURR DURR I HAD 6 MIMOSAS WITH BREKFAST THIS IS OK CUZ THE RAVENS LOST LEL" EDIT: Don't get me wrong, I got fucking drunk last Saturday when the Texans got blown out by the Chiefs. But drunk like that for me is 2 11% beers, not 6 mimosas. That's ~500 calories, which I accounted for.