Triggered a fatty at Subway today... My mom and I got Subway for dinner today. There was a hamplanet  when we arrived, and my god, he was huge. Probably around 6’ and 300 lbs, with a huge protruding gut. No joke, his stomach literally looked like he’d swallowed a beach ball. When we got in line, he’d already ordered four sandwiches: two wraps, a meatball sub, and some kind of flatbread. Each of the wraps had a shit ton of steak and American cheese, all drowned in sauce. Oh, and a tiny sprinkle of lettuce (that makes it healthy, right?) The sub was equally as bad; it was just meatballs smothered in American cheese. The lardass even asked for extra parmesan on top, because eight slices of cheese obviously isn’t enough. Gross. My mom's a huge shitlady, so I give her a look and say in Chinese, “I bet he’s gonna eat all of it for dinner.” She laughed and replied, “No way, it’s probably for his whole family. It'd take me days to eat all that!” (She was wrong, btw - he didn't get it to-go.) Hammy caught on to our shitlording at this point, mainly because we keep giggling and glancing in his direction. I’m sure he got even more piggered when we decided to split a footlong sub, and got just turkey, veggies, and mustard on it. The best part, though, was when we paid and the cashier asked us, “Only one sandwich?” My mom just said, “Yes, thanks. It's plenty for two people, I could never eat one on my own.” Lol, that fat was glaring daggers at her when we left. I’m sure he still gobbled down all four sandwiches, though.