My first time Shitlording I was 4 years old, at most, i obviously don't know anymore. So my my parents, my sister and i went for a walk, back when i lived in germany. i saw a very fat woman, back then i had some speaking issues i sometimes said 's' instead of 'f'. German is my native language and i said very loud to my mum next to the fatty, "Mama siehst du die fette sau" I intented to say "Mom look at that fat woman" but i said, thanks to my speaking issue back then, "Mom look at that fat pig" cause the german word for woman is "Frau" the german word for pig is "Sau".