Ham at McDonald's I know, I know, McDick's is gross.  I agree, but my little girl wanted to play and have a very rare happy meal after getting the most laps in her school fun run today.   Oh, the humanity. This monstrosity, with of course the piercing and dyed hair,and its former male male blob had 4 shitty kids who of course were chunking up too and who were absolutely out of control.  The femayo blob kept yelling at them things like 'shut up' and 'I'm going to spank your ass'! Classy.  Every now and then after the kids didn't listen the former male would get up, lumber over, and swat at them. Of course they had everything on the menu and huge beetus drinks.  I shitladied a little by chasing my daughter while drinking water and laughing and just get early enjoying my life. Shitty parents and fats are one in the same.