A wild herd of wildebeetuses appeared! I was riding around the other day on my motorcycle and I saw a site that was so repugnant I had to watch. I was cutting through parking lot of a Fuddrucker's when I saw three shambling orbs of flesh, each was easily 350+ lbs. They slowly made their way from their car to the entrance. It was on this monumental and tiresome journey that they encountered an obstacle. Satan's own shitlording curb, harbinger of gravity, vanguard of of the impossible. (Your standard 6 in curb.) However, they were not to be kept from their beetus by such an impedance. Working together as a team they were able to surmount said curb. One of the male orbs made it up by himself, but after several failed attempts by the female it turned back to help. I apologize, Reader, from this point I must give in to my hate. Seriously, holy fuck, It couldn't lift its engorged leg six fucking inches. It tried like three times. WTF? So the fat fuck that had already earned the life achievement of "stepping up a curb" had to give the female its hand and hoist the obeast up with all it's might. Think that gif of the Loch Tess Monster being "gracefully" helped up by its orbiting planetoids. If simply walking into Fuddrucker's requires a team effort and is a challenge then MAYBE you shouldn't be going to fucking Fuddrucker's. I know they weren't going there for the fucking salad. TL;DR Sack of shit has to have help to get up a normal curb to go to Fuddrucker's and ingest more cundishuns.