Account Deleted By User So I finally saw it, shitizens.  I finally had to sit directly adjacent to a deathfat on a plane. Southwest's open seating is always a bit of a Russian Roulette, but there seemed to be a greater concentration of fats on a recent flight.  I fucked up and forgot to check in exactly 24 hours early, which meant I got a high C seat, which meant I had to walk down the aisle looking at row after row of fats spilling into the supposedly empty center seat.  Nearly at the back of the plane, I found a row that had two normal humans and even better, an open aisle. Thought I was in the clear, right until I saw the stewardesses stuffing a deathfat into the aisle seat in front of me. This thing was basically carried into the seat.  It had tried to sit in the exit row (lol) and the crew had kicked it out.  It could barely walk so it had to be hauled down the aisle and ladled into the seat in front of me.  Its leg was so fat that the arm rests wouldn't go down.  A stewardess was desperately fighting to get the arm rest down on the aisle, with a male crew member making up so bullshit about "this is regulation, we can't take off if your arm rest is up" in an attempt to keep the human in the center row from being swallowed by five hundred pounds of spongy flesh.    The deathfat, of course, was cackling the entire time.  Apparently delaying our flight by fifteen minutes was hilarious. Oh, and yeah, it stank.