Fats Don't Need Wheelchairs One time when I just entered my shift in the hospital, a fatty fat fuck approached me and asked me for a wheelchair. If it can walk from the lots to my desk, then it doesn't need a wheelchair so I told it to check the admissions office for one. So fatty went to the admissions and told it to go far back in the hospital for a wheelchair so it went there. Moments later, two shitnurses passed by talking about fatty is such a whiner for a wheelchair because it sounded like it was crying. Then came fatty wheeling herself to the front on her wheelchair talking about how much better it's back feels but how tired it's arms are because it had to push itself around when the nurses refused it to push it around. I'm guessing it wanted to see a patient? Don't know and don't care and it parked it's wheelchair next to my desk before it got off and waddled out. The nurses took the wheelchair back of course but as standard procedure first, cleaned it before anyone else used it. Sorry fatty but wheelchairs are for physically disabled people and the elderly. Pregnant humans and those needing emergency services get wheelchairs first.