News station gave girl catfishing advice. So this morning I had the news on, abc GMA(good morning america) and they had some stupid segment which was basically a rip-off of "what not to wear" where they chose some random fuck and gave them a makeover and advice on dating. The chick they featured was some fat tub of shit. They gave her a haircut, told her to dress more "bold" and then they had a little talk about "how to make an online dating profile". The guy giving advice said a sentence along these lines:  "You are making your profile too bland, your pictures don't stand out too much. You want to throw it all in there! Get really flashy and showy, it's like fishing, you want to make the fish want to bite!"  I laughed out loud at the irony. My god.