Would you like some coffee with that sugar? Just your typical fat annoyance story. No photo of this "guy" but just picture a HUGE heffer. Neckbeardy. Ponytail. Late 30s/early 40s? Hard to tell with these things. Ass way too large to sit in a Starbucks chair without it hanging halfway off.  So I'm trying to study at Starbucks, as are many people around me, when this big mofo comes in, sits, and moves the chairs around him in that way that makes the chair squeal and implodes your brain. Only he did this like 4 times, so that everyone started turning to look at him in annoyance and he mumbles "sorry" kind of snarky. Then, he starts playing a game or something on his phone with the volume on loud. Real fucking annoying music blasting. Obviously doesn't give a fuck what everyone else is concentrating on. Try to go back to studying. Only to be interrupted to hear him rudely bark at the very busy barista, "Did you put 5 pumps of vanilla in this???" Barista: "If you said 5 pumps, we put 5 pumps in it".  Fattie, "No...did YOU put 5 pumps in this?!"  Barista, "I made the drink, so yes it has 5 pumps".  Fattie "It doesn't taste like there's any!!"  They really kill their taste buds don't they? 5 pumps would be unbearable to me. Eventually he waddles off. Typical. More hams paraded in and out as the hours passed. I really am going to stop going here. The local coffee shop seems to have way less hams and more people getting actual coffee, not sugar buckets.