I agree, lucky them. Asian god boyfriends are wonderful, my husband isn't tall like OP's but he is lovely to look at.  And as for the second bit, fats are narcissistic idiots, the world revolves only around them. The fat has riddled their brain with holes or some shit. I see this all the time when my SO and I go out clubbing, all the fat fucks that think "Asians are fob, exotic and easy" try to steal him away from me. Motherfuckers please, my husband is an educated, physically fit medical professional, he isn't interested in a sack of sad, Asian wannabe adipose.