Holy moly, I met one in the wild! My eatbeast cowworker just told me about her “struggles” to lose weight. Every single excuse passed by: The monstrosity drinks a large coke every single lunch, only sits on her arse all day, and always complains things go wrong without her doing. It’s unbelievable. It spewed everything over the course of 2 minutes, and expected sympathy...  I’m sure to send subtle shitlording its way, and start complaining about sore muscles, too much food (when barely eating anything), and looking fat. More suggestions?