Private pools are the shit! If you know someone in a club or an old person who lives in an exclusive home it's nice. All people are required to shower before entering the pool, no excuses, you must wear a swim cap if your hair does not fit into a tight bun, no children allowed during certain hours, designated lap lanes at all times, nice fluffy towels provided. Rarely do you see a fat. Sometimes an old person with a bit of a gut, but no fats who can't wipe, or even fats who have big arms.