This one time I was at a party with some mates and got ridiculously drunk. Some random fat chick (who was still sober) decided to be a good Samaritan and give me a ride home. I got in her car and she hands me a bottle of cider then starts driving. I thought "Cool. Free cider" so I drunk it. We got to my house and she kept trying to invite herself inside. It got to the point where I had to stop being polite and just tell her to fuck off. She was saying shit like how I owed her because she voluntarily drove me somewhere and voluntarily shared some booze with me. She yelled a lot but left after my roommates woke up and asked what was happening