Visiting Paris = Fat person hell. It was glorious! Holy crap did I just see the light! So I decided to take a trip to Paris as a bday present to myself and decided to go at it alone (as I have a few friends that live there that could house me) and I must say I am in love with french people and just Europe in general.  For starters everyone is constantly walking or biking around town on those rentable city bikes they have. The metro is shitlord central with tiny human sized entrances and few elevators and escalators. Those features had me enjoying watching my fat american countrymen struggle to lug their fupas around town. Then going to cafes and brasseries and seeing these land whales trying to figure out how to sit in these tightly packed spaces was even more entertaining. As for food, portion sizes are amazing! You get quality over quantity and while I'm loving my perfectly portioned delicious french cuisine I see the fat couple next to me scowl at their normal sized plates and complain its too expensive and that they will get McDonalds after. Last but not least I must admit I was falling in love with every french girl I saw. Gone were all the land whales (unless I was in a heavy tourist area) and in their place were these well dressed and stunningly gorgeous girls. Maybe its because Ive lived in the land that birthed HAES but I think I found where I'm moving to next in the world. If any of you guys need a break from this train wreck of a HAES nation take a stroll around France, Im sure you won't be disappointed. You will eat and drink a lot but with the level of activity (if you walk to all the museums and use the bikes) you'll see you'll actually walk many a mile in a day. By the end of it even I was ashamed of entitled mayomonsters refusing to even learn a little french and just complaining of how far everything is and how its so expensive. Its nice to see that there are still places on this planet that haven't completely gone off the deep end. Thanks and sorry for the rant.  Oh last little anecdote. I overheard a huge eat beast say she was too tired to go see the Mona Lisa today because she had to walk all the way down the Italian renaissance gallery to get to it and didn't want to go look for the elevator again...