Accidentally triggered an argument in a hamily An hour ago I realized that I was out of berries, cherries and similar goodies. No dessert! That's a disaster... So I just grabbed my wallet and ran to the store as fast as I could. In the rush I completely forgot that I was wearing my gym attire - pretty much nothing out of ordinary. People go like that around all the time, right?  In the store I saw a hamily approaching - both of them young, short, and very round (I'd say 300+ each). Not sure about the height but they were shorter than me (I'm 5 8). Anyway. The female ham was wearing very similar outfit, even the colors were the same! My first and only thought was - wow, those pants are not gonna survive much longer...Meanwhile the other mayo was staring at me like he hasn't seen a human for a while (which is probably not far from the truth). His wife/gf or whatever saw that and exploded. She started yelling at him, throwing insults, and stormed out of the store. He ran after her. Unfortunately when I was walking back to my car later, I realized that the hamily was still there, sitting in their car and arguing. And it was parked just next to mine. I couldn't help it but started laughing and just kept laughing and looking at them for a couple of minutes.  I guess she should lock him in the house and feed him until he cannot walk outside anymore :)