My Trip to the Zoo* (*My job's staff meeting) Greetings of Shitlordia! Now, I am sure many of you have witnessed the particular zoo of staff meetings. My camp gathered the staff for some team building/policy-reviewing. The management ordered an Italian feast for us all and I enjoy food, especially if it's free. The first sighting occured before the meeting. My previously-mentioned UK Shitlord has full and complete custody of his baby brother, so bb came with him to the states. Bb is in the main camp, so I sat with him and wanted to give him a snack. Me: Oh, you ate your cookies! Did you like them? Bb: I didn't eat them. Me: confused, but gentle Where are they? Bb: <Counselor> said I did not have any. I went up to aforementioned counselor and confronted her. Once again, she REEd that he had not had cookies in his box. I told her that I had packed him some that morning. This fat piece of shit has literally been stealing food from my baby. I am planning on bringing this up with my director. The rest of the event was not as eventful, aside from the director saying we need to clean up after ourselves in the bathroom (UM WHAT?????-I don't even want to know...) and a ham eating an entire pizza on her own (with the box in her lap and all).