Fatties love surrealism. We visited the Dali Museum in Saint Petersburg, Florida today.  As you know, art museums tend to attract the creative, arty types, but holy fuck!  Sweaty "arty" fatties EVERYWHERE.   It's Tublrina heaven. One fatty in particular pissed me off... Who was the only person taking pictures of the artwork when the exhibits strictly prohibit photography?  A fatty in a cutesy dress, of course.  You'd think that if she loved the art that much that she would buy a book in the gift shop downstairs (whose sale would put proceeds back into the museum) right?  Nope.  Instead, she snapped one picture after another with her iPhone, blocking my view of several paintings.  Why the museum staff didn't kick her out of the museum, I don't know. Then, as my daughter and I were descending the spiral staircase to return to the ground floor, a fatty in a gray dress was coming up in the other direction (panting, of course, as it made its way up the stairs).  Now, my daughter has some fear of heights and asked that I hold her hand as we go downstairs--the staircase is open, so you're very aware just how far up you are--so my daughter and I were walking side-by-side ('cause I'm holding her hand).  As the fatty approaches, I realized I was going to have to let go of my daughter's hand and walk behind her in order for the fatty to be able to continue its ascent.  So, at the last minute, I step behind my daughter, let go of her hand so the fatty can get by, and my daughter turns around to me, slightly panicked...she was still a floor or so from the ground and was still scared.  Fatty shoots my daughter a mean glare, which I returned in equal measure. Then, just as I grabbed my daughter's hand again, we caught a whiff of the odor... I know there's a lot of exaggeration of obeasts' odor on this site, but I shit you not, this thing stunk.  No lie, no exaggeration.  Granted, it was 100°F and near 100% humidity today, but this fatty was the ONLY person whose odor I noticed today.  And it wasn't a pleasant odor. tl;dr: Fat chicks love surrealism.