Fatlogic for cops is still fatlogic. Stahp. Here is my retort. Here's what a real cop is. And the reasons why fat cops are dangerous (note that it's almost always fats involved in all the Taser deaths https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2L85M287gk and aggressive shootings): http://wlrn.org/post/believed-be-nation-s-oldest-cop-86-year-old-s-fists-remain-weapons-mass-destruction "Though Thalassites still carries the Colt .45 issued to him in the Korean War, he has never had to use it.  Rather, he relies on something far more dangerous. “His fists are weapons of mass destruction,” said Hialeah Police Lt. Carl Zogby. “Thalassites... feels that guns and Tasers are overused to compensate for overweight and lazy cops who can’t fight or control a situation. Even worse, the cops he describes as having counterfeit muscles. “They come into training with big arms and small waists and think they’re something until I put them in a headlock and they can’t get out,” said Thalassites, who added that annual physical fitness exams should be mandatory for all officers. “They have no real strength, run out of breath fast and can’t even run.” ... Out-of-shape cops, he says, present the biggest hazard to the public. ... “They are quick to pull a gun because they can’t use their fists,” said Thalassites.  “I may have broken a lot of bones but at least they lived.”