Weekly Off-Topic Excellent news, citizens of Shitlordia! Your benevolent dictator now has a forklift licence! Given the dimensions of our bannable users, having the capacity to move several tons at once is an occupational necessity. Needless to say, I was the best student in class and took to it like a duck to water. The same can't be said of others ... I would also like to report that I finally managed to sell my old exercise equipment. After 2 months of time wasters, people offering half price with no flexibility, and being ghosted; and after having to carry 120kg of shit down two flights of stairs in preparation for selling only to have to carry it all back up again three times because the guy decided not to come, it's finally gone. A nice, young, White couple came and gave me full asking price with no questions. I set the price optimistic expecting to come down, but getting full price means I made a tidy profit. Still, fuck the private seller market. It's full of dickheads. I just didn't want to see useful stuff go in the bin.