My ex hammate (read: ex roommate ham, not ex ham) never brushed her teeth once in the 5 years ive known her, claiming "it just makes them worse!" and her teeth were black and literally rotting from her face and falling out. Did you know rotted teeth feel SOFT? I had the misfortune of touching one. it was like touching jello.  Not to mention her vagina oder smelled the exact same as when I needed to clean out the tank that housed the crickets I used to feed my lizzard. Yes, her vagina smelled like a mass of rotting crickets. if you've ever owned a reptile, you probably know how fucking aweful that an get... so...so many storiees about this nasty hoe....