The sandwich and the banana has to be over 500 calories on it's own. Let's count:   Two bread slices: typically 100 cals each  Banana: 100-110   Peanut butter: 100 per Tbs (If you count 100 per slice of bread though, knowing these hams' eating habits I'll bet not) So yeah, this bitch obviously has no idea how calories work and is just shoving it down her hole because it's supposed to be 'healthy'.