I don't like the word loser...but man,  What a loser she sounds like.  It's a mix of fatty liquids to dip your deep-fried potatoes in, lady, not a new form of sex.  The degree of excitement hams get over food is truly....disturbing, sometimes.  I remember when I was a waitress, this one time an obese woman asked me if I could make her a tall White Russian with cream instead of milk, to which I replied that I could, if that was what she wanted (hoping desperately she did not actually want that).  She was SOOOO excited to get that glass of heavy cream, vodka and kahlua, it was bizarre.