Why I hate the spring. It's snowing today, but yesterday it was 60 degrees. Our little family unit is always outside. We alternate between 10 great parks nearby, and most of the year we have them all to ourselves so my dog can run free.  But springtime is the worst because fat people clog up the parks on every day the weather is between 55 and 70. My dog needs a leash and my eyes have to survive fatties "jogging" in spandex. It's so obnoxious.  My absolute least favorite is that every fatty with a dog that they haven't taken outside in 3 months, and they have barely any control over, wants to have a meet and greet with my dog. They never ask either, they will sneak up behind us and just let their dog sniff my dog. I don't have time for your poorly behaved dog, fatty. My dog is not a fan of on-leash interactions, and I have a toddler walking alongside and a baby strapped to my chest. I don't have time for your bullshit, and I didn't leave my house today to help you socialize your dog that you ignore 80% of the year.