These God damn fat lifeguards TLDR: Fatass can't do his job which could result in loss of life As I've posted before, I'm a lifeguard. That's a job requiring you to be fit to be able to save lives. You have to be quick. It's a big responsibility being a guard. My fatass brother is one as well and I gotta be honest, He's not good at it. He had to run with the backboard (put people on this thing if they have a head/neck/spinal injury) and holy shit. This was the first time I saw him run with it and damn son he was slower than slow itself. How can you guard life if you can't guard your own health,