Unbelievable lying fatty at the barbershop today. Even claimed to be in the military but forgot which branch Went to get my hair cut earlier at a great little Turkish barbershop I know. Standing in the doorway was a smoking fat fuck. One of those assholes in his 40s with a huge beer gut and soft pale flabby skin. I pushed past him to get inside. I sit and wait, and he comes in and jumps the queue and gets his hair cut before me. Apparently being outside smoking means he was there first. The barber likes to talk to people so he gets him talking about smoking, and that's when all the bullshit started.  Here's what I learned "I'd be your typical Marine dad. I'd have them up at 5AM jogging. I'd be too strict on them. Teach them too much discipline". Wait, didn't you see you were in the Navy? At this point another guy who was waiting, looks at me, laughs and walks out. He couldn't take it and a haircut was no longer worth listening to this bullshit.