Obeast Prefers Soda Over Coconut Water So I was on break drinking a Tetra Pak of coffee flavored coconut water and this obeast was with another person talking about which soda to get. So the conversation went like this. Obeast: Man I'm thirsty! I can't go one hour without muh soda. Coworker: Well I know which ones are really good. Obeast: I want a cheaper soda. I don't like water. So that's when I used the opportunity to shine in. Also, for the sake of confidentiality, I'm calling my favorite grocery store as the Fancy Market. SUPA FUPA: You know, Fancy Market is like ten minutes away from here. They got coconut water which I am drinking right now. Coworker: Oooh! I should check it out! Obeast: I don't have time to go to Fancy Market or even afford a car. SUPA FUPA: There's a bus stop near Fancy Market. Plus, coconut water helps to hydrate your body and quench your thirst with the most refreshing experience. I can't drink soda often or else I'll hurt my stomach and start pissing everywhere. Obeast: But I like soda and its cheaper than coconut water. SUPA FUPA: Soda doesn't revitalize your body like coconut water can. Plus, it makes you happier too. Trust me. Obeast: Whatever. I don't have time or money to bother with coconut water. What.. The... Hell... So it would rather blow its money on beetus than on coconut water. Soda is loaded with sugar and sometimes, I wonder how I have yet to hear any of my obeast coworkers REEEEEE and moo about kidney stones or blood in their urine. I like the FOCO brands of coconut water in those Tetra Paks! My heavens they are great refreshing drinks! Lets put it this way. I'm in grad school and I have a job and yet I make time to shop at Fancy Market. I know medical students who work full time and still have time to shop for healthy food and drinks as well as having time to work out to keep themselves in shape. Oh and the young parents with kids? Even they make sure they get healthy stuff too and we're talking about the average young parents or at least the ones I know of and no I am not from a super elite rich family neighborhood as obeasts tend to portray me as. Oh and I know many average Vietnamese people in America who make the time and effort to shop healthy as well as work out and still manage work, school, and life. So I don't see how one don't have time to consider coconut water. I just ask the obeast to consider one thing and it tells me it doesn't have time or money to even think about coconut water. Coconut water is way less sugary but more flavorful and refreshing!