I would just offer a one-time sit down, but only if it agrees to let you shitlord at full capacity. Show it my fitness pal, Jefit(app), and eat this much (site and soon to be app). Tell it you won't even do that until it bus a good scale, that can do ounces and grams. After, it needs to give you a free pass to receive as much shitlording from you and can say nothing else but "thank you may I have another?"  Make it really intense, don't hold back.  It doesn't want damaged feefees? Well then it can crawl into a hole and die. It's a win-win either way - I've heard the term 'pet pig' on here, which is hilarious, I guess I have a few IRL, but it's great because you show them this sub during your reaming, and then every-single-time I have shown them this place, they stick with it. A few photo albums and they look at them, then look down at themselves, and slowly start to say, "but I'm not that ba-" and you cut them off and say, "your either human, or one of them" and let them sit in quiet reflection and harvest their own reee - from within. It's amazing really.  Plus this way your family can't say you didn't do anything "to help" - I'm not sure how your family works, but I could see my in-laws saying something like that if given the chance?