I know we aren't about food hate but... Short story. Fatty baked a homemade chocolate cake for a party.  Keeps telling me how good it is. I'm more of a fruity desert kind of person, but I decide to grab a small slice beause he's insisting. Take a bite, it has a weird texture, super moist. I'm not really a fan but ask him what his secret was. "I use miracle whip to make the cake!". Chocolate and mayo, folks.