Interesting interaction I just had with a fat cow. I just went to see Independence Day: Resurgence (it sucked, by the way. If you were thinking of seeing it, don't.) and this fat blob was at the booth taking tickets.  I immediately noticed that all the other ticket takers were standing at their stations, but the fat one was sitting. I don't think I've ever seen a ticket taker sitting down before. My wife handed both of our tickets to Fatty McFatterson, who promptly said "he has to hand me the ticket himself, you can't hold it for him".  We were kind of taken aback by this so my wife just said "oh, sorry".   The fatass then explained in the most hilarious condescending tone "if you hand me two tickets, then just anyone could walk in. I don't know who paid and who didn't" to which my wife replied "well he's with me".   Apparantly this wasn't a good enough answer because the porker said back, "it's just easier if he gives me the ticket himself. Then there's no confusion, everyone gets in and we don't have to worry about who paid and who didn't." We just kind of laughed and ignored her fat ass and walked in. I was thinking about this exchange later and realized that my wife almost always holds on to the tickets and hands them to the ticket taker and we have never been told that each person has to individually hand their own ticket over. My guess is that this job is the only aspect in this fat piece of shit's life that she feels she has any sort of control or authority in and therefore loves to milk it as much as she can. Fat people are so pathetic.