Went into a Torrid yesterday for shits and giggles and boy did I have some giggles So I’m on vacation in Pflugerville, TX and wanted to hit up the outlet mall for some leggings and check out the Vans store because I’m obsessed with their shoes. I live in a very small town in the middle of nowhere so shopping consists of a shit mall with barely anything in it. This was truly a treat since Pflugerville is a pretty wealthy area and has anything you could ever need. Now, I have heard of Torrid and know what they’re about, but I’ve never seen one in the wild. I actually didn’t even know they had physical shops and thought they did everything online because you know fats don’t get out and about. I knew when I saw it I had to go in and see this dumpster fire with my own two eyes. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity I was not about to pass up. Also, I just wanted to trigger some bitches. So in I walk.  I don’t know if you guys have ever been in a Torrid before but my god...they have these high calf boots specifically designed to fit fat calves. Like I could stick both my legs in one. What the actual fuck. I cannot fucking believe that obesity has become so prevalent that humanity has created stores to meet the needs of women this fucking massive and no one fucking bats an eye about it! This is pure insanity.  But anyway...so I’m just walking around browsing the tarps and clod hoppers and I finally am greeted by this massive fucking former woman. I never thought I’d witness a body so big that could still be mobile. The way her body stored her fat was also weird. It was like all in her ass and hips and thighs like she was smuggling children or some shit. She had that permanent couch ass. You know the kind that looks like you can set a table on? Fucking bizarre.  She basically just greeted me and told me to let her know if I needed anything and wouldn’t look at me or talk to me after that. I watched her go over to help another cowstumer and she fucking bumped into a rack with her fat ass!!!! I almost fucking lost my shit. I wanted to laugh so hard but I managed to hold it together. She was completely oblivious to her size...Christ.  Also, the sizing is just absurd...There is no chance they even carried anything I could fit into but If they did it would probably be a size 00000 or some shit. Even the rings were fucking massive. They also carried this huge “sports” bra that said “FIERCE AF” on it..i also wanted to fucking lol at that. I just smirked and kept my shit together the best I could.  I saw another massive woman behind the counter and just shook my head and walked out. Bitches didn’t even say bye. Whatever. So yeah that’s my Torrid adventure. Fucking kek.