David Berkowitz (Son of Sam) had plans for how to kill fat people I was at the Museum of Death in Los Angeles today and I saw a twelve-step procedure he came up with on how to kill fat people and have fun. His plan was kind of stupid and the first eight steps are on building a meatball sub, but I can at least appreciate the thought. For anyone curious, step 9 was to eat the sandwich with a fat coworker. 10 was the fat body drooling over the sandwich, not being able to contain itself.  Step 11 was supposed to be the fat coworker running home or something and step 12 was that the fat person died from running. He drew pictures for all of the steps and these twelve steps covered 3 pages. It looked like an 8 year did up the plans, but I got my jimmy's none the less.