Account Deleted By User So, I was at Swiss Chalet with my mom for my birthday lunch and we had this probably about 65 year old calorie collector femayo as our waitress. I ordered a chicken wrap, with a small garden salad and chicken soup and diet pepsi. When we were done eating, my mom asks if they had anything for birthdays, and  the femayo said I could get a slice of pie or cake, which I declined. My mom kept saying "oh come one its your birthday, celebrate, eat what you want today" but I still refused. Then the waitress asks "Are you watching?" Not even "Are you watching what you eat?" Dumb ham. But I say yes. She said she used to watch what she ate and exercise when she was younger and says she stopped because, and I can't make this shit up, "You see people running, they run red lights, and get run over by a car and it defeats the purpose of exercising." I guess I kind of expected some bullshit response from her after she said she used to exercise so I didn't really respond, but I have never heard anything like it.