Fat shaming at the zoo Took the kids to the zoo today, and of course instead of all the awesome animals we spent hours in the damn petting zoo.  My 5 year old and I spent like ten minutes mooing by the cow, she was mooing at the cow, I was mooing at the butter-kin.  As long as you have a kid with you they are completely oblivious to the mooing, and if they do figure it out they can't say shit. Tldr: mooing at fatties at the petting zoo makes parenting more enjoyable.