Yep, and oddly enough, those drug seekers tend to be fat, too. "I dropped my pills in the sink!" Or my favorite, after the PDMP shows that they got 120 Percocet three days ago, they say that the database is wrong or their identity has been stolen. I take out my cellphone and say I'll call the police for them, and they move faster than you would think 400 lbs of lard and despair could possibly move.