Hahahah, I'm guessing it won't help at all considering this whole thing began after her first trip to the buffet. Didn't stop her from going back three more times! Hell, she might have went back more. We got there after them and still left before they did.  Yeah, I'm mortified in the way that it feels like I got caught talking in class. No one thought it was funny like I did (that I told in person) and they all felt bad for her. WHY?! She was in two fucking chairs. The ultimate definition of a wide load.