How do you even do that, I like my coffee with 2 sugar cubes and a 1/4 cup of whole milk, for a grand total of ~65-80 calories, and I feel that's pretty extravagant for the drink.  Starbeetus must serve liquid coffee flavored ice cream or something because their only drink under 100 is Cafe Americano lol, and most are 250-500, not even counting frozen shit, just hot coffee drinks! Hi, yes, I'd like to order coffee, but make sure it has as many calories as my lunch