Zombie Apocalypse - America Edition Had an epiphany last night while working out.  When the zombie apocalypse inevitably occurs (accounting for the "slow moving" zombies of traditional lore), it won't be as bad in America, I think.  The "patient zero" original zombies will go after the fats first, for obvious reasons.  Those fats that are not completely eaten will then become fat zombies (even slower movement rate).  There are so many fats in America, that there will most likely be a much higher ratio of fat zombies.   Groups of survivor fits will literally be able to walk at a moderate pace away from herds of undead mayo monsters.  The fits will then rebuild and prevail.  The end game will show that only humans in true human form will survive.  Beautiful.