I probably had 6 million calories in wine!  Not that I question your dedication to a good drink but you may be overestimating your calories a tad (if you're doing this to make MyFitnessPal shut up about not eating enough then I completely understand): Wine (generic), average serving size 5fl oz : 123 calories Estimated calories consumed: 6,000,000 Approximate number of servings consumed:  48,780fl oz  or 381.1 gallons or 1443 liters or the volume of water in each single eruption of the Old Faithful Geyser at Yellowstone National Park. :D