Roasted a Ham So today was just not my day with fatties. 3 separate incidents pissed me off, and I would say I handled them pretty well. I was waiting for a parking spot. Blinker on. Fatty decides to wait too. Well the person pulling out was angled wrong, and fatty slipped in. So I was like "Wtf?" gesture. And she sort of put her hand up like too bad. I just shouted "Thats okay, even though you need the cardio!" and smiled and waved. I didn't stick around to see her response, but she had a passenger so I am sure she was humiliated. I was picking up food to go. Fatty helping me said she'd need my signature while she was getting my bread. The way its set up is the person taking your order portions it out, so if the servers doing to go are generous, I totally tip 10%. If they're assholes zero, because the idea your going to be fucking stingy when youre making minimum wage and giving away company product is just so fucking dumb Im not going to waste my few dollars on you being generous because youre just such a dumb fuck you'll probably be on welfare or homeless soon anyway. So fatty gets back. Theres a scrap of bread. Mind you, this isn't free shit. I paid $7.74 for it. So I walk out pissed, leave her zero, and then Im like nah, Im getting my fucking bread. So I go back to the manager and was like "Hey I just paid for this and this is how much she gave me?" and the manager was like wtf and went in the back and gave me a decent amount. I gave her a few dollars, and fatty avoided eye contact. What do you want to bet she was being a cheap fuck with me so that she could have snacks later, and nobody would notice the inventory was low?  The best story. So all this happened within a few hours, and I need to make one final stop for the day. Im sick of people slowing me down and looking for parking in another lot. Suddenly a fatty darts out to cross (not in the cross walk) so I brake, and let her go. Apparently I suck because Im not psychic and didn't know her planet she calls a body was shifting orbit , and brake fast enough to make her feel safe. We have a "conversation" that goes like this: Fatty: "Yo bitch, you almost hit me!" Me: "No I didn't. Go." Fatty: "YES YOU DID! Drive slower. You fucking ALMOST HIT ME" Me: "No.... I didn't..... and youre not even in the fucking crosswalk" Fatty: "YOU NEARLY HIT ME. I SAW YOU! YOU STUPID BITCH YOU STUPID BITCH YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!" At this point everyone is stopping to watch, and I live in a pretty tame very nice, upscale neighborhood where people don't act like this gutter trash. She's embarrassing herself, and people are looking at her like she's a sideshow freak. Me: "No I didn't come close to hitting you.... and if I hit you then you can start yelling at me.... but until then...." Fatty (enraged) "YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU STUPID BITCH! YOU STUPID BITCH! FUCK YOU. STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!!!!" in this weird singsong voice Me perfectly calm but loudly in the same taunting tone "Walk faster then.......FAT COW!" When I called her a fat cow a few people went "ooooh" and she kind of sputtered.  Her face went from enraged to a deflated pile of goop and literally looked like the fat version of a sad face. She shut up. And continued walking. She was wearing shorts, and her legs were covered in fat, and were jiggling like crazy.  She was angry, but even in her anger she could barely move faster than a sloth so I watched her amble across, as did everyone else, and she was super ashamed. I was in workout clothes and obviously had been at the gym, and thought the contrast was hilarious. Yes Im blonde. But at least Im not "stupid" enough to eat myself to the point that I can barely propel myself to the drugstore to get snacks and insulin. Lesson learned today was that fat people are so easy to piss off. Theres no need to go after anything but their weight. And I don't think you need to cuss or or call them bitches or use derogatory terms. Just pointing out their size is enough to decimate their fragile self esteem. Plus it makes people look at them like they're even more garbage than they are because they usually act like trash anyway, and there is zero way for them to play the victim. If I had called her a fat (specific ethnicity) bitch, then I would have been a racist and been the one to look bad, and she would have been the victim. But nah, I just called her a cow, and she looked like the trash.