How about this much healthier burger option? I know it's still pretty high calorie but compared to the deep fried big mac it's practically diet food!! This is what I made my husband for his birthday last year (i.e. it's a once a year kind of treat!) It's a homemade lean lamb mince, red onion, feta cheese and mint burger (seared in a pan for colour and then baked), with homemade tzatziki, homemade salt and pepper potato wedges (again, baked) and a leafy greens, cucumber and cherry tomato salad (no dressing.) I thought that was a "naughty" meal until I saw the monstrosity OP posted!!