Fatty tried to convince me to get dessert with my breakfast So today I'm meeting my friend for a long liquid lunch. Because I won't be able to drive afterwards,  I decided to get a lift in with my husband when he went to work this morning. I knew I'd be a couple of hours early but I figured I'd get breakfast somewhere nice, read a book, and wander around doing some window shopping.  So my husband's office is in a really nice upper class part of the city- full of organic food shops and health food cafes. I went in to my favourite one and was a bit shocked to see a rather rotund "person" behind the counter. Usually this place is staffed with gym bunnies and Swole Bros, but I decided to ignore it and ordered a yogurt granola parfait, fruit, and some tea.  I sat down in the window with my book and after a few minutes my order arrived, carried by a jiggly arm. "Anything else?" she asks. I say I'm fine for now but do they have the almond flour scones in today because they're awesome and I might treat myself later. The ham says that they do, so I say cool, well I'm good for now but I might grab one later.  I eat my breakfast and people watch a bit- we're near the sea and its the first sunny day in ages, it's lovely. The girl comes back to clear up the plates and I ask for a refill of tea. She says "and a scone?". I'm a bit shocked because I've literally just finished breakfast and I'm pretty full. I kind of stared at her for a sec and said " oh, no. I'm actually pretty full after that, just some more tea will do fine".  Then she smiles at me and says "oh it's fine, just get one anyway. They're really good".  What.  I know you just ate a decent meal and are really full but i's fine get one anyway!? Girl, have u learned nothing working here!?!! Jesus Christ no wonder you're the size you are. I just asked for the tea to go and went for a walk along the pier instead- it's like she was purposely trying not to have any self control. God I hate them.