Street shitlording Hello comrades!  An interesting event I witnessed not too long ago. I was waiting at a traffic light to cross the street when a little red car suddenly broke down. There was a little smoke, but nothing crazy. The passenger (a human male) gets out and starts yelling at the driver (Racheal?) to get out and push while he steers. They are across the street and I can't see the woman. I'm thinking why on earth is this man yelling at someone to push the car when he looks perfectly capable??  Well shit my lords, from the car emerges one beast of a woman. The car rose a good 5 inches when she got out and her body type resembled a beach ball. I heard the man say "bitch too fucking heavy, ain't about to push two cars." I laughed a little too hard.