Go to Connecticon they said. It will be fun they said Friends suggested I go to a convention with them today. So I figured why not. Holy fucking cocks. I remembered why I don't go to these things. Butterhuffers en mass. The worst part was when my friend suggested to go see a panel. Lo and behold a butterhuffer rolls his big sweaty ass right next to me. I had to leave instead of being crushed for an hour.