Hams and supermarkets. Story bundle. Ham 1:  This ham was shopping but at the end at the register she turned out to have 10 packages of sugar (1kg), 5 frying oil (5l) and 3 bags of french fries (5kg). Funny part is that where I live (Portugal, but I'm not Portugese nor master the language) barely anyone speaks English. She asked me if I were on diet, in English. I'm 6ft3/190cm and fit looking, with a trolley full of fruit, rice, spaghetti & vegetables. I had the urge to reply: "You know the word diet?" but I didn't. Ham 2: A regular couple visits the supermarket and this one ham is so big that you have to ask her if she can go out the aisle. Because you can't pass. Ham 3:  Another ham family, sister and sister done with shopping and go back in their car and their whole car seems like the suspension is on it's end. Like it's dying. Their parents, which are both thin, in the front so the car looks like it's going up a slope.