Too wide to get by A deathfat tried walking into a store the same time I was trying to walk out. My hands were full; toddler slung over my hip, and groceries in the other hand. Instead of letting me push open the door and leave, the oreogre entered the store, then tried to extend its flabby arm behind it to hold the door open for me. It was completely blocking the exit and there was no way I could have gotten past. After a few seconds of awkward silence, a gentleman came up behind the obeast and swung the door wide open from the outside. The obeast waddled away, and I thanked the man for holding the door for me. I'm still not sure how that butter huffer thought it was being helpful by holding open the door while completely blocking off the exit with its adipose.