Fat child abuser [rant] I was out running errands today and I had to stop by my local Costco. The place is crawling with fats so I want to get out asap. I maneuver my way through the pool of fats with ease except for one: greenfat. This obeast has a gut that makes the former male look pregnant with sextuplets and is wearing the loudest neon green shirt I've ever had the displeasure of trying to ignore. Better yet, this asshole is talking obnoxiously loud on the phone and blocking the aisle while its human sized kids (both under 10) are forced to push the cart overloaded with its dinner for tonight. Fuck this entitled snack vacuum waddling back and forth blocking the entire aisle. Whatever, I'll go around instead of having to squeeze by greenfat.  I see a sample stand with a sweet older lady cooking pulled pork samples (important for later on). Unlike death fats, I have self control. So I figure I'll finish shopping and then come by for a sample when I'm done. Suddenly the smell of rotting flesh, Cheetos, and jerky invades my nostrils. Around the corner comes greenfat eating -you guessed it- Cheetos and beef jerky because the death fat couldn't even wait to pay for the shit before devouring it. I take refuge near the frozen veggies while greenfat admires the frozen deep-fried Twinkies (wtf Costco?). One of the death fat's children is looking at the veggies as well, and calls the ham planet over (still talking on its fucking phone as loud as possible to convince the world that it is a very important ham).  Kid: Hey dad can I get this? (Points to Asian vegetable mix)  Greenfat: $5 for 4 pounds of veggies?! That's too much money for junk.  I was in shock at what I just heard. I glance over and see the greedy fuck putting not one, not two, but three packs of deep fried crap into the cart before waddling off. I check the price of what he grabbed and see that they're $12 each! I look at the size and each package is 6 oz of food. That sick fuck is willing to spend $40 on 18 oz of empty calories but won't buy his kid fucking veggies!  At this point I've gone from steaming mad to pissed. I had completely forgotten about the pulled pork when I rounded the corner and saw the stand. There's greenfat with 6 god damn empty sample cups in one hand and 3 more full ones in the other, shoving its mouth while still blubbering on the phone. Seeing this made my appetite disappear faster than a fat's genitals under its fupa. I realize if I stayed there any longer my inner shitlord would emerge and I'll be forced to slay a sea of fats to quench my rage.  So I pay for my shit and get out of there. I'm unloading the stuff into my car when I hear whale cries in the distance. Thar it blows! Greenfat emerges from the store with two carts full of shit (each pushed by one of his kids because heaven forbid this fat fuck does anything useful). The disgusting monster wheezes it's way over to a car parked in a handicap spot, no doubt because of condishions, and orders the kids to start unloading shit into the car. What does pork chop do during this? The glob of wasted semen grabs a bag of candy and plops it's fat ass into the car and starts inhaling chocolate while bitching about how  much work that trip was. I wrote down the license plate number and submitted a report to CPS. I sincerely hope those kids escape greenfat's sausage fingers and realize that sack of shit isn't what a parent is suppose to be.