I was completely stupid and went to a nude beach. I was in Florida for a couple weeks, and decided to check out Blind Creek Beach. I am from Ohio, so who knows when I'll have another chance to visit a nude beach? I knew there would be fat people there, because they're everywhere, but damn. My husband and I were two of about 5 people who weren't obese. One guy was so fat that you couldn't see a penis at all. It was completely surrounded in fat. I have no idea how, but he managed to bag himself a hottie, because he was with one of the other few people there who weren't big. Judging by the way they acted, they were a couple.  A whale could have beached itself and I wouldn't have noticed. We didn't stay long.