Hammies ruined my day at the art museum. So a new exhibit opened up at my city's art museum and I've been pretty excited about it. The art was beautiful and the sculptures were amazing but the only thing blocking my way to fully enjoy it were the ham planets. They weren't even like small fats, they were all fucking huge. They were your typical tumblrinas getting in the way of each art piece and hogging it. Whenever I was reading something, they would come right beside me and I could feel their breath on my neck. They came with their pathetic desperate boyfriends and they would always glare whenever I walked by their slaves. My family and I went upstairs to the penthouse/roof. There were even more sculptures and it was only us there and it was absolutely beautiful. The sun was just setting and there was this gorgeous view of downtown behind the sculptures. My mom isn't very good with the phone camera so I was the one to take a panorama. Right when I'm about to start, this fucking planet (looked like 300+ lbs) decides to waddle into my view and looks right at me and instead of getting out of my shot, she continues to haul her lardass to the nearest bench. This bitch can't even walk for more than 1 minute without having to sit down. She then continues to pull out the most glazed cinnamon bun I have ever seen and starts stuffing it into her hole that she calls a mouth because yenno, genetics. She then starts to lick her fat fingers while glancing at me to see if I had taken the picture yet. This is when I start making loud comments about fat people and I start glaring at her but my mom tells me to just take the panorama without her in it. She's there for about another 15 min just sitting on the bench, huffing and puffing before she finally leaves. She didn't look around to see the art, she just went outside to eat her fucking cinnamon bun to avoid the shame. Well guess what tubby? You will NEVER escape the shame because you will always feel it deep down inside you, no matter how many cinnamon buns you stuff into your face to numb it.  Fuck fat people.