My restaurant opened for dine-in today As the title states the sushi bar I waitress at opened for dine in today. It's me, the roughly 100lb (not an exaggeration) owners wife, and a smallfat waiting front of house. So far my favorite event was when this easily 400lb bacon-boulder (who needed a cane to walk around and a pep talk before it could get out of a chair) asked the smallfat I work with when she was due. She's not pregnant.  Note: this chuckelfuck also tried to get me to ask strangers if they want to sit with him. Which is fucked, even if we didn't have the Kung Flu going around.