Fucking goddamn office fats I work in a small office and three of the employees are butterfuckers. These are the most toxic, loudmouth, assholish, disgusting, idiotic pigs I"ve ever been forced to spend time with. They spend the morning yapping very loudly in one of their offices about office politics and shit-talking everyone else who works here, their nasty "food" takes up all the fridge space and clogs up the sink (and broke the disposal once because they don't understand that you're not supposed to dump all your leftover shit down the drain) and every morning when I come in I'm greeted by the sight of a mountain of filthy dishes that they were too fucking lazy to put in the fucking dishwasher that's all of 18 inches from the sink. Yesterday there was a fucking BUCKET of butter or mayo in there. Whichever pig dumped it couldn't even bother to rinse the fucking thing out. They just let it sit there overnight to "soak". The "man" is a huge ham who always makes racist, sexist, homophobic jokes (when he's not shitting on his colleagues) and thinks it's the funniest shit in the world. The two femayos are mean little gossips and talk shit about anyone they can't immediately see in front of them. One sends me a passive-aggressive email almost every day asking me to do shit I did weeks ago, and sometimes leaves post-its on my monitor. Because why actually talk to someone when you can just leave a rude note for them? The other is so fucking stupid I don't know how she made it out of childhood. This fucking idiot doesn't know how to use a fucking phone. Even after showing her SEVERAL TIMES which buttons do what.  A couple of weeks ago during a bad rainstorm, I heard her ask "ooohhh, is it snowing?" Yes. It's snowing. In fucking August. Today, one of our (young, pretty shitlady) senior employees left for another job and as soon as she was out the door the clucking started. Then they looted her office.  I don't know how much more of this I can take. I've been throwing job applications at the wall, had a lot of interviews, but no offers. I have to get out of here and away from these toxic fat fucks.