What sports are the most shitlordy? What sports do you guys think are the best for shitlords and ladies? I'm talking about things that fatties either can't do or fail miserably when they even attempt it. Mine would be rock climbing, there is no way an overweight person can lift their bodyweight while hanging on to a wall, plus their gut stops them from getting close enough to the wall to use their legs properly. Not only that but most higher end climbing harnesses won't even fit on most pork gorgons. I'm really interested in what you guys would suggest.