Well, I did promise to hurt the smelly fat thing's fee-fees.i work I work in a lab with the smelliest employed individual I've ever met. Back story here:  https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/1920176 On the bright side, I think my boss spoke to it. The stench has greatly diminished recently. I walked in this morning and quit. On the way out, I remembered my promise to FPH to make it cry. I told it: "Congratulations. I no longer retch from the smell when I walk by you. Now you should stop being fat." Pulling the ripcord on a job you hate feels great.