Manspreading and mansplaining I've recently been told by a gym buddy of mine that I am very bold for a Canadian. I am not scared of saying things how they are, using the proper wording, and I generally don't care about offending people around me. Nothing can stop me from speaking up, it's one of my fundamental rights. I have to say, I live in a "protect the feefees" kind of area. Lots of septum piercing, weird hair color, and over-spilling fat. So from now on, I will use the words "fatspreading" and "fatsplaining" in casual conversation. Taking up too much space in the grocery store aisle? Stop fatspreading. Sitting on two seats in the transit? "Excuse me, could you stop fatspreading, I'd like to sit too" I'm a bitch for using "fatspreading"? stop fatsplaining. Telling me that my diet is too strict? Stop fatsplaining. I feel like this will be fucking glorious.  On a side note, all this made me think: What are we waiting for to have the "male tears" mugs changed into "butter tears"? I know butter tears are full of transfat (teehee), but I'd be whiling but drink them up if it's going to produce more tears.