Wow. Now that you mention it, I've never been friendzoned. I've unknowingly flirted with people that were already taken and then we just became friends, but I've never been friendzoned by someone that was single.  I've definitely friendzoned some fatties though. I even told one that she should look for guys that are into "big girls" (I guess I was trying to be nice). She got all offended and stopped talking to me and blocked me on facebook. I still laugh about it. Whatever will I do without a fat friend!? So sad.