Whale of a time at a Sex Shop A buddy of mine and I were hanging out this weekend and took a trip to a local sex shop. It was his first time so it was mostly window shopping for both of us. We had a few things we wanted to pick up if it wasn't too expensive, maybe some sex essentials too while we were there.  We get to the place and its your basic repurposed garage building. Whatever. Its a local chain so it should ok inside. Which it was, except for the cotton candy gas giant leveraging her its fupa up and over the counter. It was so fat that it couldn't get close enough to the counter to see around the displays/wall to keep watch on the small stop. Its breathing was already ragged from standing too long. I thought "I can do this, just ignore it and look around".  We exchanged "pleasantries" before me and my friend quickly turned our backs to it. Which worked well, but as you might be guessing, it didn't last.  I guess working in a sex shop didn't bring in all those wonderful guys it deserved, since it kept trying to start up conversations with the clients as my friend and I were looking around. It didn't matter that we stopped acknowledging her. After the first few attempts she just starts talking... and talking.... and talking.  Worse, my friend made the mistake turning to listen for s second. He smiles and nods. Which this mini-moon took as a sign to open the floodgates on all her family drama. I shit you not, it went on about how its sister hates her, its abortion,and its nephews birthdays that was going on that day. Thankfully we finished our round of the store and left before my friend got too sucked into its gravitational pull.  Even if it was human, who thinks its ok to just dump personal issues on customers?  Hell, given the type of store you'd think it be aware people want their porn and out asap, not talk to the cashier. We didn't buy a single item.  Edit: Left a yelp review(probably wrote it too civil for you guys :P). I was the first one to do so for that particular location... hopefully they at least tell the thing to STFU when people ignore it.