Caution: Obeasts I'm short, so it's hard for me to sneak pictures of anyone without being obvious about raising my phone and aiming it at them. That said, I did get one today because it was a small place where people make a point of ignoring each other: https://i.sli.mg/VI9qzV.jpg And here's someone I have to see almost every day: https://i.sli.mg/r94ajS.jpg It's shorter than I am and is the kind of fat that you don't know how they haven't popped from the pressure yet. It openly stares down anyone who walks past, whether or not they noticed, and is the loudest person in our store. It's one of those types that you never actually see eating, but that's not fooling anyone. On a lighter note, I may be getting a new job soon. That will either mean a new pod to photograph or I at least get to make a bunch of shitlord comments to my current staff and customers on my last day. Best of all, I'll be out of retail and can shitlord while shopping without having to worry if they recognize me from work.