Aw hell, Nintendo is gonna get sued for making these butterbarges leave the couch and thus excert themselves. Next well see tons of tumblr and buzzfeed produced self care guides for playing Pokémon go. Those guides are gonna have some full on ham logic on them, like " don't be ashamed of not being able to walk to where the game asks you to, spoofing your location makes you a just as valid player as those hiking long distance, only ableists would shame you for this". Ok, im gonna stop triggering myself and everyone else here now.