How we finally got rid of our coworker Hey fph,   after two and a half years we were finally able to kick out our ham coworker. More on that later on. First let's have a little story time.   One year ago ham coworker got exchanged from another shop to ours because she "could not stand the coworkers" at this place or something on the line like that. Little did we know that she is was the laziest fucking shit I've ever worked with.   The first few months passed and she did her work. Nothing special really happened until we discovered empty cola bottles piling up in random drawers of the shop and some customer complaints coming in. They were missing their order or haven't been called. It really got worse and worse from week to week.   She really cought our attention when my boss realised she never handed out her grade card from school. (To give a little back info here. Before you start to actually work in germany you have to be a "Auszubildender" or roughly translated "job trainee". You work half the week on jobsite, the other you visit a school specialised for that field.)  Normally the school will call the company if the grade card haven't got back signed from the boss to the next class.   Ham coworker found excuses like "she doesn't know why she haven't got a grade card" and so on.   We caught her lying to our faces multiple times. And she is really fucking good at having the most chill pokerface when lying. Don't know if that has something to do with her face flaps.   Anyways. We decided to fire here because of her laziness but you can't just fire a job trainee in germany. They are protected by special laws. So you either wait three years till their dual training system is over or you catch them stealing or sexually harass someone.   Three weeks ago I was alone at the shop because she needed to visit a doctor (for knee pain of course. Who would have thought :D). So I thought to myself: why don't count the cash in the register real quick. And what did I found out. There was 50€ missing. So I got 12€ from the tip jar and placed it in the cash register as a "trap". 12€ is a nice amount since It's exactly the price for the most sold item at our store. So I played dumb like I haven't marked that item in the computer system as sold.   That evening there was a difference of even 60€ in the register. So she took my "trap" and even more money out.   We repeated that process until we confronted her last week and finally were able to fire her.  Dear fph users. I never thought all those stereotypes of fat people were true. But I've learned my lesson since my coworker confirmed literally all of them. Never hire fat people.