I was so fucking ready to lose it. All the lady likes to do is make her yard nice and be pleasant to everyone. Now trash is next door, soon it will be a shithole but I imagine they will be gone soon. I talk to my neighbor and fix things for them, last week I fixed their lawnmower, I will do anything I can to help them. The husband is a gun collector though, if shit goes down he has a safari gun he can use to take down a hippo. I doubt they will yell at her ever again, the sow waddled like there was a free nugget buffet at McBeetus it was probably going as fast as a brisk walk for a human. Guaranteed it was the quickest it had moved in years, probably rewarded itself with a milkshake because of the workout.