Too fat to enunciate properly over the phone (rant) I had to escalate a phone call to [school administration], after I could not understand the butter buffer on the other end. Couldn't make out the name, couldn't tell if it was male or female because all I could hear was WHEEZE....SNUFFLE....WHEEZE.. HORK I asked to speak with a supervisor, saying: " I cannot understand you. I am not able to hear your enunciation. I am.finished speaking with you, please transfer me to your supervisor immediately" Resolved my school.issue after speaking with a human. Looked up the new principal at my kids' school. Smug Sheham. (I'm not surprised, but I just loved the old principal) So, me on the first day: "attention shitlittles: behave yourselves so I don't have to deal with Principal Sheham. Momma's blood pressure can't take it" I am not usually the most mellow person, but these ham encounters were especially frustrating