I'll join you. I'm below the drinking age, so I'll crack open a root beer and let fatties (especially bitter old femayos) reee about how I'm just NatUrALlY sKinNy WiTH gOoD gUnknEtics and 'can eat anything you want!' and totally not just fitting the occasional treat into my caloric budget and leading a healthy lifestyle like everyone else on this subverse.