When beetus blocks me [personal rant] Sorry I don't have any pictures of her, but they are on my phone. Shes a small fat, but a fatty nonetheless with an inner tube of honor and fledgling bingo wings. She's extremely insecure so she always nitpicks on these girls she sets out to despise, and being her friend, I try to find a way to agree with her as often as possible, but being a reasonable human being, I can't see the complete evil and horribleness she sees in these average people- that don't even know she exists. I can give her points sometimes for having better hair, skin, or fashion sense- but one golden sacred thing she never ever touches is the fact that they are all skinnier than her. Subconsciously she must realize this, in this one way, they are superior to her, as she never ever broaches the subject when comparing herself to Them.  But one day, I broached the subject. Because I am a shitlord and this is my domain. Her: They have terrible skin and are ugly. Me: Well they can't help what skin they have, sometimes it's genetics. But there is room for improvement. Her: Their fashion sense is stupid. Me: Haha it's pretty awkward and it's not a good look on them. Her: They're stupid and ugly and will never be hot like me. Me: Well, at least they aren't fat, or they would never have a chance. I guess God wasn't so cruel to make them both ugly stupid and fat. **next day: BLOCKED. ** Did I not just say you have better skin, boyfriend, hair, fashion, intelligence and personal awareness than they? So for one comment mentioning that they may, slightly, possibly, be superior to you in the fact they did not balloon in the 2 years after you got in a steady relationship and therefore did not have to try anymore, is a reason to block someone who has agreed with you begrudgingly to hate on girls she never even knew.  Also it's extremely funny to me when she calls herself a 10, like call a thing what it is, no matter how much you call an apple an orange, it's still a fucking apple. I'm not surprised she's always so disappointed whenever life treats her like a 4 (she pretty much is a 2-4 on the hottness scale) Like the girls she makes fun of are around 5's to 7's maybe, maybe less, but they work to improve themselves. She's always like "woe is me" about her weight and when her parents try to get her to lose weight; cause in her delusional fatlogic she's a 10 and there is no room for improvement. By "when life treats her like a 4" I mean when she is shocked, udderly shocked, she doesn't get many likes, or her boyfriend isn't that great, or she rarely gets male attention deserving of the flabulous 10 she is. I think there's enough evidence that you're not all that hot. I guess she wanted to surround herself with yes-men who will overlook her flowering BMI and ignore the big fat exception to her "I'm superior to all of you" rants.  P.S Her boyfriend is also extremely fat. He used to have abs and be a football and track player. His ex girlfriend was a hottie goddess who gets a billion likes on facebook. It's hilarious whenever she drives herself mad trying to discount his ex girlfriend as ugly. It's funny that now that he's gotten fat, he has to settle for her. The both of them encourage each other's obesehood and milk their sorrows and loneliness in french fries.  edit: I was fixing the formatting on my conversation with her, and realized God IS cruel enough to make someone stupid, ugly and fat.