Another Perspective on Hamplanets Hamplanets would have us think that they are these gentle giants, victims of circumstance - that they are made the way they are made. Any human being on the planet though, if they do nothing, will lose weight every day.  Shitlords like us, will lose 1/2 a pound or more EVERY FUCKING DAY just by existing.  Fat fucks like exist all around us will lose even more. So whenever you see a circular hamplanet, know that they would be attractive, shitlord, normal size human beings except for what they do to themselves everyday, by stuffing their cake hole with more than it needs or knows what to do with.