Every table had fats This is my first post but I have lurked for a while. I consider myself a bit of a shitlord and am slowly converting my boyfriend. This story is from yesterday when my SO, my dad, and I attempted to eat lunch together.  We had decided on a taco/hot-dog joint for lunch. I may see my dad once every two weeks and my SO sees him once every 3-4 months. We walk in and are immediately greeted with a massive line of FAT women. There were at least 12 of them in line to order tasty tacos or dogs. I look around and in the small restaurant, they had tossed heavy winter jackets over each table. Out of the 12 small tables, they had claimed 10. My SO starts getting worried because he has to go to work soon and was skeptical about even being able to eat lunch. He decided to leave before one of the fatties tried to eat him too. I tried to get past the wall of fat to see if there are any more tables in the back of the restaurant; the aisle between the two tables were as clogged as a deathfat's arteries. I get most of the way through until this one hamhock refused to move. I'm small, 5'4", 103 lbs and in front of my father, I'm going to act polite. I said "EXCUSE ME" as loud as I could multiple times, loudly and obviously enough for the SINGLE human sized lady to pull herself and her chair as close to the table as possible so that I may get past. There's no damn way the fat cow didn't hear me. She was just too lazy to step at all to the left to let me pass.  When we sat down to eat, at one of the two available tables, I started counting the fatties. On one side of the room there were at least 13 fat fucks with their lard spilling over the sides of the chairs they sat in. The single human-sized person was the one who helped me pass. All of these ladies were probably in their 30s-40s but they looked terrible, with make-up layered like frosting on their fat, chinless faces.  What shocks me most of all is that we live up in the mountains, where the air is thin. I already have asthma and I'm fit. How the fuck do they breathe?