I told a fattie she was "reverse inspo" to me So... I know this fatty. Works in the office that I work in. Every day, around 2, I go to the gym. Since we have private bathrooms in the office, I just change before heading out. NBD, I'm not wearing anything skimpy.  Fatty has been coming back from lunch about the time I am leaving for a bit now. Yesterday, it decided to strike up a convo...  Fatty: So.. you working out to get a boy?  Me: Nope, just for me. (continues walking) Fatty: Well, I love guys that work out. All those muscles are sexy on them! Can you hook me up with one of them, since you aren't looking?  Me: (angry... I hate socializing) Well, those types of guys tend to go for someone who takes care of themselves... you know, diet and exercise? Someone who can match them physically?  Fatty: Well... I would work out but (insert cundishuns). But I can take care of them in OTHER ways, ya know? teehee Anyway, if I could get a hot boyfriend, I would sooo be motivated to go to the gym.  Me: First off, losing weight for a boyfriend won't work in the long run.. bad habits always return. Second, why the hell would he want to motivate someone with zero self-motivation?  Fatty: Who says I have no motivation? And who says they don't want my sexy ass? You don't know what they want. Maybe I should go to the gym and pick up guys.  Me: Yea, you should go to the gym. You are exactly what I don't want to be, and that might push me through an extra mile. You are reverse inspiration to me. Please, I would love to see you get rejected repeatedly. Otherwise, I have to go. Bonus pic of ham at the reception... sorry for the shoulder but I was trying to be sneaky. 