Which of you can create the best shitlord poetry? Hey guys.So I've been thinking, which of you shitlords can create the catchiest shitlording poem/rap/song. I figure it would be a fun way to futher speak out against fat acceptance. Here's an edited version of my own shitlording rap I posted awhile back, hopefuly it gives you some inspiration:) ''The Truth'' To you fat activists, all over the internet I know this will really upset you I bet, But you need to hear the truth, so here we go Let me tell you why being fat is a big no no For being fat, health problems are what you get Diabetes and heart disease are a start but that's not it There's also stroke and infertility which are really are bummer And your arteries will be too clogged for even your plumber Guess what there's no such thing as health at every size, So stop talking about how you eat right and exercise Just because you aren't ill now, that doesn't mean it won't happen then But by then the damage is done my friend And also what about those anorexics, eh? You never ever say that their size is okay And this next fact will really hurt your revolution Most people are attracted to the healthy because of evolution The muscular and fit, the slender and the lean They live longer and have healthier offspring, sorry if that's mean While in the past being chubbier may been desirable in some nations That was because those places had lots of starvation If you were fat in those days, it meant you could get by You didn't do hard labor and had enough food to not die While this may apply in countries riddled with famine, war and disease This doesn't apply in America with so many Mickey D's While genes and conditions may slow your weight loss pace The first law of thermodynamics is always in place Your family is fat because of their habits, not genes And they have thyroid supplements, for your slow metabolism it seems If you need more convincing for why being fat isn't good If this won't convince you, I guess nothing else would Billions of dollars go to healthcare, the costs are sky high When I see fat acceptance , I say to myself ''I wonder why?'' That's a lot of taxes to pay, which really is a shame And if you can't fit into seats YOU are to blame Bigger vehicles, clothes and equipment cost lots of resources and money But forget that stuff, you're beautiful the way you are, honey Just kidding, seriously this movement needs to stop Don't police the facts like some social justice cop And where are the men in your little crusade? You hypocritically want a skinnier guy with whom to get laid For women all they have to do is not weigh 300 lbs Taking care of yourself is enough for many men to be all over you like hounds But for guys they have to be thinner, or even tall, manly,  muscular and strong Otherwise to many women you just don't belong So I guess that's really all I have to say, Forget the magazines and models and just become healthier I pray I know you're probably mad at me for not sugarcoating this like a dessert Well guess what? Sometimes the truth hurts