Fats in Gym Class Stories I can't be the only one who has some of these. When I was in middle/high school we had dodgeball about once a week. Standard 2 captains, everybody stands against the wall and captains choose one at a time. Naturally, fat people are picked last. So both teams have their share of athletic people, and usually the guys are really competitive/trying really hard. Somehow, no matter what grade/school/class makeup I had, there was always this understanding between fit guys on both sides. We would all run up to the line, just sort of look at each other, then just chuck balls at fat people hiding in the back as hard as possible until they were all out, then play the actual game.  The only other one I remember clearly is running sprints, which inevitably just turned into this for the fat kids. Anybody else have any?