Found a new way to trigger fats at the gym First of all, let me start by saying how much I LOVE training next to fat fucks. I always love my time at the gym and push myself but oh when a heifer comes around..it's like a second preworkout boost, I'm on fire.  On to the story: leg day today, I started off with 20 minutes on the elliptical before weights and then this fat bitch (female) comes next to me. Of course it doesn't add any resistance and is busier with her fingers on her phone rather than actually moving. It glares at me from time to time looking at the screen with the bullshit 'calorie count' (these are a joke btw). Me being the shitlady I usually am, I start entering my age (25) and more importantly my weight (43kg/95lbs, I'm 5'0) oh the look on her butter filled face, you shit people. It was priceless. I then finished my cardio and went on to the weights section, almost skipping haha. 10/10 would recommand ! Edited for typo