I had to clean a room of a disgusting hamplanet at my hotel I run a small boutique  hotel, about 15 rooms. Since its a small property, I train all new housekeepers. We had a wedding this past weekend and the bride and groom rented all the rooms for the family. The bride was this really ugly tumblrina with a tattoo of the world around her arm, it was so gross to look at her. Her arm reminds of me of munsters arm...vomit inducing. She spoke really slow and had those large thin framed glasses. All her bridesmaids were fat, not surprising. The husband was actually good looking, I have no idea how that happened. I hated that they rented the hotel because they are not the type of people we want staying, they were a bunch of fat hillbillies. But weddings brings in guaranteed revenue. So In the hotel we do not allow any children under 12 because it is a upscale hotel, but when they rent out all the rooms they can bring kids, which I hate so much. The children walked around without shoes and in their pajamas at 3pm. That is so unacceptable as a parent, and at my hotel (Im not a parent, but seriously who doesn't make their kids wear shoes and get dressed for the day?) They were all fat children, which breaks my heart, and their parents were small moons. Anyway this one room, I know had kids in it and the brides sister I think.  Saturday morning I bring my housekeeper and we knock on the door, she yells "Come in!!!" ugh seriously just open the door for me youre like 10 feet away. We come in and she is a huge, maybe pushing 300lbs and she is sitting in the chair, barely fitting, with her phone on her stomach (which was pretty much eye level) just watching videos. We ask if she wants her room serviced and she says yes. I hate that she was in there I want to walk through and explain what a disgusting room it is, and how to handle all the fucking trash on the floor. The room had a musky smell too, I wish I could of sprayed freezable on my way out. I can tell at first glance what a person is like by look at their room and she was a messy, entitled whale, with misbehaving children. I was hoping she would leave but nope, the kids came in and out of the room when we were cleaning. (not that I mind someone being in the room but I much rather have the smiling old person reading the newspaper, who is much more courteous)  So the room. We go to make up the bed, and there were crumbs of chocolates and wrappers in the bed. If its really bad we will change the sheets, which these sheets were, but I told my housekeeper we will just make it up. I am not wasting my time and laundry cleaning up your fucking sheets because of your chocolate addiction. Hamplanet made her made her bed, so she will lie in it, literally.  We go to the bathroom, I just stop with my housekeepers and look at the mess. It is so difficult explaining to my housekeeper with Ham in the room how to clean that mess. Again, trash everywhere. A dirty robe was thrown on the floor, which we wash too if its on the floor, nope I hung that robe back up. Sorry pig, not doing extra work because you are disgusting. The toilet was wrecked and smelled horrible. And our nice wash clothes were wet and tucked in the corner next to the toilet. I fucking knew exactly what that was. I told my housekeeper to grab some gloves and a trash bag and to throw it out. That bitch probably couldn't even wipe herself and there was literal shit all over the wash clothes. She should just use the hose outside like a dog. I wish I could leave newspaper by the toilet for her to use. No way was I putting more of our nice wash clothes in there. After that ordeal, and trying to help my housekeeper not throw up, we were finally finished in the bathroom. Last we do is the trash. I tell her to go to our linen closet and get a big trash bag, we usually use small bags, but i don't give a fuck there were so much on the floor. I wish I took a picture of the trash can. SO MANY bags of candy, I couldn't believe it, and she probably ate it in one day with that large ass soda cups, packaged food, bag of empty soda cans and liquor. I can't imagine how much money she spent on all that food. How does someone eat that much especially with kids? Ham just sits in her chair talking with the people coming in and out of the room while we clean up her shit. We filled up a large trash bag of trash, and finally got out of there. It took us about twice as long to clean than a normal room. My poor housekeeper, she is probably 100lbs, and was really grossed out by everything, she is 18 and I don't think she has ever seen something like that. Im pretty immune to shit like that, but that even pushed me to my limits. If I have any more hotel stories I def share. I fucking hate hamplanets.