The fat lindas are ALWAYS eating. Every break, and all the time inbetween. They tuck in to the greasy breakfast of bacon sausage and beans every morning. They always take whatever slop is on offer at lunch with a big portion of chips. They have stashes of chocolate hobnobs, haribos, and malteasers in their desk. They go home and order a chippy or a chinese, then wash it down with a tub of ice cream.