Fats, leave my kids alone! (Rant) Yo, fats, listen up. You things need to stay away from my kids. Do not come up to them and coo in their faces. I get it, they're cute. They have big eyes and long lashes.  But my 9 year old son is an extreme introvert. When strangers come up to him, his lack of brain to mouth filter is going to shitlord you, then he's going to spend the next hour plastered to me or my shithusband. It's difficult, to say the least. My five year old shitlady is less introverted, but your moon faces and beetus feet in flip flops scare her. Yes, she's adorable. But she is also a human.  Tldr: leave my little shitpeople alone. They don't like you anyway.