This fat shit is getting headaches, blaming his chair. Not the inevitable diabeetus. Rant/story time, hope you enjoy. Fuck me FPH. I lurk here but it's time to post. I just can't make this shit up. So whale tits who works in my office as seen here - https://i.sli.mg/NHztXq.jpg  (he is 24 btw.....) is HUGE! So big that he uses his chairs arm rests as flab rests. Now he's starting to complain he is getting a headache and blaming his chair. Now while is may be plausible (lol), everyone else in the very large office has the SAME chair. Well except fatty mcshit number 2 who works on the other side of the office. He seems to have a special fatty chair as he is a massive fuck and you can hear him coming a mile away. He has a massive thundercunt of a walk, utterly ridiculous. Plus a loud voice and doesn't give a shit how loud it is. And he also has no neck any more... Anyway back to whale tits. He's asked for a new chair, one that miraculously cures him. So I find out he has to fill in an assessment form for them to then come assess his chair. I mean seriously??? By this point you'd think wtf am I doing? But nope the fat is probably getting into his arteries and brain causing his headaches. Fatty fatty boom boom is in denial. He also drink 3 pints of Ribena a day. For those that don't know what that is, it's like drinking straight diabteeus.  http://www.tesco.com/groceries/product/details/?id=254854942 - here it is. So quick maths 568mlx3 =  1704ml. 250ml is 29% rda.(Edit: yes it is diluted) U WOT M8? He is pretty much drinking a fuck ton of sugar all the time daily, plus all the other shit he eats AND HE'S BLAMING HIS CHAIR??? Fuck you fattys and your eating habits. I want a new chair too! James_Pond out.