Hamplanet's getting old Yes this title is deliberately incendiary. I hope you're all angry, hateful and in possession of an excellent vocabulary because I'd like to play a little game with you fine shitlords and ladies. Hamplanet as a term while delightfully descriptive and cutting to the punch is just not enough to describe the piles of human refuse we denigrate with pride here at FatPeopleHate. Let's have some fun and come up with as many unique and hilarious monikers for the fatties so that we might diversify our descriptors and better tailor our insults to the occasion. My contributions -  Celestial Bodies of the Porcine Variety; Axle Benders; Gravitational wells of despair; Earthquake steppers; Lipid Factories; Nutritional Blackholes Do go on!