Fuck fat people. Fuck fat parents most of all. So I was at a festival this weekend and needed a new dress.  Yay, I found a $5 bin!  Anyone wanna guess the size I ended up with?  Anyone?   AGE FUCKING 11.  WTF.  How did we end up like this?  Who does this to their kids?  How long till average life expectancy is going to be younger than I am now? /endrant. Oh well.  Real women sizes were like $50, so I guess I can't complain.