Anyone notice how much fats can eat in a single bite? I'm watching this ham with a PB&J, and he folds the thing over in one hand and takes a bite of a full half of the sandwich. In a single bite! He sticks his tongue out and his fingers go into his mouth on either side of the sandwich, so there's still plenty of room. He hardly chews, then one bite later and the sandwich is gone. When I eat a sandwich, I can take a bite about the size of a grape tomato, or maybe as big as a ping pong ball if I'm really stuffing it. It takes me a good number of bites to eat half of a sandwich. How can these monsters take such big bites? My jaw would dislocate and my lips would tear open if I tried to shove a whole sandwich WITH my fingers into my mouth. Yet they do it like it's the easiest thing in the world.  Their gaping maws truly frighten me. Hams get that mumbly "fat voice" because they supposedly can't move their face through the fat, but as soon as it's eating time their mouth is wide open.