The fatlogic spreads - coworker tells me my thigh gap = loose vagina I work in an office, which inevitably means there are plenty of small to medium fats. One girl is the biggest in the office (UK size 18 so US 14), and I am the smallest (UK 6). This, of course, means that she comments on my food, weight and clothing frequently. Normally I just shrug it off, as I really don't give a shit what she says.  This heffer claims to be in 'recovery', and has previously said "I was a UK 6 once, but I had to do terrible things like take laxatives and eat cotton wool to stay that small". Of course, this was a dig which suggested I did those things, and my colleagues who were present all looked very uncomfortable. Yet again, I just say I eat plenty and move the conversation along because I'm at fucking work and that isn't appropriate to discuss.  Today I was wearing skinny jeans, and she says "Oooh look, you have a thigh gap!". Male colleague overhears, doesn't understand and asks what a thigh gap is. I explain that it's when your thighs don't meet, and it is often due to how your hips are set. At this point the fat bitch pipes up and says "Yeah, it means you have wide hips and a loose vagina" ?????? I've never heard fatlogic like that at work before, the tightness of your vagina has nothing to do with a thigh gap! Luckily I'm friend with the guy so it was fine, he just thought she was a freak for saying something like that at work. Now I just can't decide whether to piss her off by eating loads at work then only having light snacks once I'm home, or giving up sugar (I've been quietly cutting down for a few weeks) and being sanctimonious as hell each time she's shoving more shit in her mouth.