witnessed a ranch attack we always joke about fats destroying anything healthy with ranch dressing but it's completely true. I was in line at a salad/sandwich shop behind this severely overweight ham that was unfortunately wearing lycra leaving little to the imagination. it orders a salad so I figure okay maybe this ham is trying to redeem itself. the employee starts making her salad and then right before they close it up, I hear the whale song..."oh can you add more ranch dressing...yeah a little more...more" until you could barely see the salad. I think I could have ordered anything on the menu and it would be healthier than the amount of ranch I saw destroy that salad. if ranch is 75cal/1tbsp it had to be more than 1000 calories.