Found out my aunt's a shitlady Bit of a backstory: I got into a car accident earlier this week and totaled my car. Luckily, one of my awesome cousins and her husband helped me out and let me crash with them for a few days while they helped me look for cars and figure out what to do with my old one. Well, I found a place that would take it, we just had to go sign off on it. Where I live is commonly referred to as "The Valley" and we were on one side of the valley and my car was on the other. So my aunt, my cousin's mom, says that she'll join us and treat us to breakfast, make a little trip out of it, since it's a two hour drive and all, there and back. We stopped for food, I signed away my car, and then we headed back. Well, we're driving and I notice this sign about weight loss surgery right as my aunt does, too. She goes, "What? There's a sign for weight loss surgery and both the doctors are fat!" Then (and this what made me really laugh), she follows up with, "The one is practically obeast!" She didn't mean to say it, and corrected herself, and I informed her that is what the fat-hate community calls them.