Poolside piggering We've having a heatwave, so I've been going to the pool. Excuse me while I vent about a gross, annoying fat bitch.  So this former female got into the pool just after I did. I was chucking my laps and it was just sitting at the bottom of the stairs, blocking access, reminding me of a wallowing pig. Halfway through my swim, I decided to irritate it by getting out to grab a drink (wasn't thirsty). Had to squeeze past it - of course the sow didn't move, but that meant I was in its line of sight, right in front of its fat face. It couldn't avoid looking at me. I'm waiting for my new one-piece to arrive (better for lap swimming), so at the moment I'm wearing my triangle/string bikini to the pool. It copped an eyeful. Shortly after, it got up and waddled to the opposite end of the pool, sat on the edge and stuck its trotters into the water.  But even then, the sight of me must have offended it so it turned its back on me. That's when I witnessed true horror. It was wearing one of those neck to knee catsuits that serious swimmers wear, but this one was stretched out of shape. The fabric was black but I could see the grease goblin's white underwear shining through. Its bra straps and hooks and eyes were straining under the back tits, and the granny panties only came halfway up its arsecrack.  The funniest bit? It was one of those fats who's probably in its early twenties but looks like a middle-aged menopausal cow. I'm middle-aged and have started perimenopause, and I look like I did as a teenager.