On the bus this morning...+ bonus story Hello everyone, first I'd like to say that I've been reading FPH for a while now and it made me more aware of the presence of hams in the wild, it is honestly scary. So, I thought I'd share what happened on my way to work this morning: I had to take the subway, the ride was uneventful. Then the bus, which came late...as always. I headed to the back because people tend to clog the front of the bus anyway.  I wanted to take the corner seat but SURPRISE, there was an obeast sitting there (I noticed more and more fatties are starting to take the back of the bus for themselves, I don't know if it's because they think they can fatspread more easily there, well...probably) and it was larger than I usually see and wearing pink sweatpants and some kind of tarp for shirt. The back of that specific bus was shaped like the letter L. For perspective: Let's say you are sitting in the back in the middle seat, there is a horizontal row of 3 seats, which is where you are sitting and then a vertical one along the window/wall, of 3 seats as well and both rows are not separate seats. I decided to sit in the last seat of the horizontal row because it's separated from the 2 others by a metal bar (only at leg level though, so it's not protecting your side too much, but it's better than nothing). Another obeast sits next to the first one but leaves a seat open between them, I'm thinking to myself well that sucks for the person that is going to sit there...I know I wouldn't sit there, I'd just stand. But people are desprate for seats, so a normal woman sits between them in the end.  The bus fills up to max capacity as always, there is that man standing kind of in front of me, across from the obeast, his back against a wall. The ride in long, the driver is slow, I'm half asleep, but then...It's the pinkblubber stop.  She proceeds to ''get up'' and I immediately move my feet under the seat because I don't want them squished. Keep in the mind that the back of the bus is pretty narrow.  So as it tries to make way for the door it literally flattens the guy that was standing, all over the wall. It made a huge noise too, the poor dude looked like a suspended starfish. We all had the same reaction, are you ok?! While the thing just escaped (hopefully in shame)... I know it's not as thrilling as other stuff on here but I thought I'd share. :) Also, as a bonus I just remembered something that happened when I was a kid: When I was around 8 years old, I went away for 2 weeks to a summer camp in the country, because I was a living in a city and my parents wanted me to see other stuff etc. It was pretty fun all around. There was that fat girl in my group, she would always talk about weird stuff or try to sound mature, I didn't give a fuck about her informing us other girls in the room that she was wearing a bra to sleep because she ''needed'' to unlike us. I mean we were 8 years old! All I wanted to do was play outside and to kids stuff... So one day, there was a big activity which consisted of walking a significant distance to reach a lake, there was kind of a beach but there was also really big rocks emerging from the water that we were allowed to climb if we brought our crappy shoes to were in the water in case of sharp rocks or whatever. I was really thrilled for that. We get there, of course what the fat girl wants to do is just sit on the sand and complain about some more stuff which I honestly don't remember. At that point I'm really bored, so I just leave and tell the other girls if they want to come with me, I'm joining another group to go climb the rocks because I don't want to waste the activity...Some tagged along, some not. When it was time to leave, I saw the fat girl and thought something was weird...so I asked her what she was doing with her towel under her shirt? And kind of punched her stomach (in a joking way, not hard) where the towel was. She started screaming and crying, making a scene, I was really perplexed, I thought she was kidding. Then I saw she was holding her rolled towel under her harm in...Oops. I really just punched her in the stomach thinking it was fake.  She stopped talking to me as well as the 2 other girls that were with her, I didn't really mind and just went to enjoy the trail back to the camp with some other kids. (I'm sorry for any misconstruction of sentences and I told the event as I remembered them)