Daaamn fatties, back at it again with the fat logic. So first off, if the title offends you, fight me m8, I love that vine. 10/10 would watch a thousand times more.  Story Time! So I am at my campus coffee shop (not a starbucks) and I am behind this butterball turkey and her human friend. I usually just get black coffee, but I was feeling a bit down (you know how comfort food goes) so I was deciding on if a frappe was worth it. Not being starbucks, I could only guess what the calorie count was for some drinks.  Narration; best of my memory Human to her pet pig: what will you get? I'm thinking tea.  Piggy wiggy: I think I'll get a large frappee , they make them so good here!  Human: I would love that, but they are too rich, too many calories. Sad excuse for bacon: Oh girl just get extra ice! It waters the calories down! Wat. I mean, wat.  Ok maybe she meant asking for extra ice would leave less room for the ingredients, which would result in less calories. But between her not so delightful cinnamon bun body and tumblr-esque style of clothing, I can't believe that is truly what she meant.  Lord please let her die of listeria from the blue bell she so obviously inhales.  Btw got iced black coffee and added some FV creamer and cinnamon. Try it!!  :D