I'm on a train right now... And because I forgot to reserve a single seat in time, I've ended up with THREE landwhales around my seat and another two across the aisle. They're easily twice my size (=280+ lbs) each and probably the ugliest creatures on the train right now. And the smell - it's not unbearable but still really unpleasant. I hope they'll get off ASAP... Edit: I'd take a photo but my phone's camera is broken and makes an annoying screeching sound while focusing and I really don't need them to know what I'm doing :-(