The roaming Ham Family This'll be a short story.  So awhile back I went outside to check the mail and what I had seen disgusted me. Two very large, maybe 600lb, adults and a child that was so round if you tipped her over she'd roll down the road just barely managing to throw their legs forward to waddle up the sidewalk. They huffed and puffed just from walking around the block. The child couldn't even walk faster then her ham parents. I thought the sidewalk was going to give. The reason I thought about this was because I had seen them in a nearby drugstore recently and the little girl was slowly making her way to the candy bars.  I mean, its no longer really shocking to see obese adults...but this kid rivaled them. And of course she was blocking my path meaning i had to choose between making a little girl cry or walking the long way around the aisle and exiting another one.  I just wanted a fucking twix, but i ended up leaving and taking the long way home.