Teacher is tubster Sorry. I must post this using a lurker account. I do not want to post this with my usual ID as it might come back on me. However, it is true, and irritates me. I have this …. thing where I Work. It is obese, likes dogs, rides a bike on its 1 mile commute each way. It is also a teacher (of sorts). I say sorts because it is lazy, fat and well… irritating. It would use more calories if it walked/jogged that mile! THIS is why it cycles, I swear. I work in a school. But on my schedule, I have classes with this tubster 5 sessions out of six on a single day. No biggie, I assist. No. I run the classes on that day because “muh reasons”. Who is responsible for my schedule? Tubster. Who puts me on that day with all her classes? Tubster! Who then sits at the back of the class “marking work” while I teach her class? Tubster.  Oh, but not teaching the class material that is relevant to them passing their course. No.  “Just play games.” “But where are they in the book? What is the grammar point??” “No, no book.” So you want me to spend 25% of the students time in this subject doing work that is of no real pedagogical significance, ultimately limiting them? Gotcha.  Who is now handing out student work to other teachers to quickly mark before class, because it hasn’t been done? Tubster.  Who’s students are scoring incredibly badly on end of term tests due to lack of expertise in subject area? Tubster’s.  We had lunch yesterday. I bought a cup ramen noodle thing and biscuit. It topped about 495 calories (I am sitting at my desk not doing much. My commute on the other hand is 5.5 miles each way so I really should be careful with my calorie intake I as I suffer low glycogen levels at 170 and 62kg. Muh shuggahz.) Tubster, ironically (or not) also bought the same cup noodle. And a salad. And rice. And a juice box. And a chocolate. I totalled it up: Ramen 395 Rice 200 approx Salad 190ish with meat, sauces etc if I am nice about the numbers, I checked online for the marketplace where this stuff was bought Random chocolate biscuit thing eyeballing about 60 calories Juice box 100-200 though if it was fruit juice and not vegetable juice or tea then it would top out at around 300. My lunch: 495 calories Tubster lunch: 1035 (if I am nice and put beets-box at 190 calories) I do not like this person. This person is fat and lazy and passively-aggressively “nice” in a Dolores Umbridge kinda way (nasty pink minister who took over Hogwarts in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix). Tubster is the largest person in the staff room. Largest member of staff actually.  Everyone else is human.  sorry for the vent. It upsets me.