Pool for Ragen Shitstain's excuse to drop out of her half iron man I've heard this idea tossed around and thought it would be fun to see what kind of excuses people think she will say as to why she can't "compete" -try and fail after the first 5 minutes (least likely I could see a 10000:1 odds from Vegas)  -Hurts her ankle during warmup and her doctors said it would be awful for her health to compete -Her (GF thing not quite sure what it is) has a heart attack and has to have her foot taken off because of the beetus and she is too emotionally drained to try -She takes selfies of her with a fake bib and various checkpoints in the course showing that she actually did it but didn't make the cut boo hoo. And when people at the checkpoints call her out on being an idiot she cries and says they aren't being fair because she is fat and it's really hard for her! Then the tumblr world demands she can try it again and then the excuses come  That's all I can think of any other ideas please share its only 4 days until we can watch it crash and burn!