My first shitlord: Entitled fat inside! So I'm flying Southwest.  I usually do quite often and get good boarding position in the A group so I can get a window seat and sleep. Honestly, I think I've had fatties sit in the middle seat next to me very rarely. Call it fate now that I am involved with this sub, but I found myself about to have my first (and accidental!) shitlording experience. Last few people board the plane and my heart sinks as I realize the middle seat I have been dickishly saving will be taken.   I see a skinny girl and think about letting her in.  She heads past, toward the front of the plane, and I purse my lips as a medium ham is directed to sit with me by a small ham flight attendant. Now I'm average.  I'm not skinny but I leave maybe  an inch on either side of my hips in an airplane seat. Armrest is already down and ham sits next to me for the next 2 hours ASS IN MY SEAT TOUCHING MY HIP.   It got sweaty after a while and was pretty gross.  She tried to fold her arms to make herself smaller but to no avail. So I get off the plane and go to the bathroom to change into business attire. When I'm done and fixing my makeup and jewelry at the sink I hear a familiar voice behind me... "The armrest was down and she put hers down on her side too EVEN THOUGH SHE HAD THE WINDOW SEAT." I look up in the mirror and guess who it is. She glances at me and actually leaves the bathroom before going. TL:DR Ham gets middle seat next to me on plane. Complains afterward to her friend on the phone, realizes I heard her, and leaves embarrassed.  New entitlement point:  If you have the window seat a fat next to you is entitled to part of your seat.