Hello FPH! It has been a while! I took a year off per my second to last post and also because things happened and I got fed up with the deplorable mobile apps (and lack there of), and didn't really have a lot of material to work with anyway. I was perusing the Whisper app lately, doing my own shitlording here and there, where I came upon a fellow FPHer and felt a warm sense of kinship, and he ignited my memory of this beautiful subverse. The fellow shitlord kicked my rear into gear and here I am.  A new semester has begun and with that new fatties have arrived on my campus and my hate for all things adipose will be heard once again!