My Girlfriend's Hambeast Mom Now, to get this started I am going to say that I have been dating my girlfriend for 6 months. When we first met, fatpeoplehate was still on reddit and I was browsing it religiously. Shortly after, when it got shut down I lost touch with the fatpeoplehate community since I didn't know that it migrated here. I found voat today.  Over the six months that I have been dating my girlfriend, I have hungout with her family pretty regularly. My girlfriend is in amazing shape. I'm not bragging or anything, since what sort of pathetic doucher would brag to people he doesn't know in real life about how hot his girlfriend is. However, she is in the best shape of any woman I've ever met in my life. She eats extremely healthy, has literally no bodyfat besides her chest and she works out daily. Her mother on the other hand is extremely overweight. I'm guessing like 5 foot 4, 240-260 pounds. She has type two diabetes and comes home from work everyday and literally just sits on the couch. She constantly asks my girlfriend to go and get her food. Every time that my girlfriend calls me in her car and I ask what she is doing she says that she's going to get her mom icecream or McDonalds. I'm not exaggerating here, it's probably 70% of the time I call her she is getting food for her mom. I'm just going to give you guys my absolute two favorite examples of her fatness that made me the most disgusted.  This happened probably a month into me dating her. So, it hasn't been long since we started dating and our relationship isn't exactly secure and I'm really trying to keep her impressed and show her everything I have to offer so I told her that I would cook dinner for her family and friends. Baller move, I know. So I'm over at her house hanging out in the afternoon and I'm about to start cooking so I'm checking out her kitchen and seeing what ingredients they have and what I'll have to pick up. I am going to cook Mexican styled tilapia, black beans mixed with tomatoes and  a salad. I'm telling all of this to my girlfriend in the kitchen which is in earshot of her fat ass mom who is slowly melding into "her seat" in front of the TV. Her mom heard what I was cooking. I wasn't hiding it or anything. She knew I was cooking dinner and just learned what she was going to be dining on that night. So me and my girlfriend are walking out the door to go to the store when her mom stops us and says this "Hey Gandolfadolf's girlfriend, while you guys are out do you think that you could swing by Arby's for me?" My girlfriend turns to me with one of the saddest looks I've ever seen her give to another person, because I'm sure she was also trying to impress me and was so embarrassed at what her hambeast mom had just done, and mumbles out "yea, just text me what you want". So we get in the car, my girlfriend's cheeks rosey and her bubbly personality stifled, and she explains that her mom doesn't really like black beans. I know she was lying and didn't want to tell her knew boyfriend that her mother doesn't eat anything healthy, but like I said, new relationship so I didn't say anything. We get the ingredients and are heading back to her house when she gets the text from her mom with her order. Get this. Not fucking kidding, she wants one of those sugary-bacon Arby's sandwiches they were promoting at the time and a large fry. Literally the fattest thing you could get.  Skip ahead months later, me and my girlfriend are laying in bed after a particularly adventurous sexual escapade, covered in sweat, and my girlfriend tells me that she has been meaning to tell me for a long time that she was really embarrassed of her mother that night and how sweet it was that I didn't mention it at the time and yadda yadda yadda she knows her mom is a fat ass.  Alright, this is more of a backstory of this hambeast's life I guess than a story, but she got married to a Marine when they were young and birthed out my girlfriend early. After that, she slowly began ballooning up to preposterous sizes while her husband stayed the same size. Seven years later, my girlfriend's dad comes back from a week in Germany that he had to go to for work. Walks in the door. First thing he tells his wife after a week of not seeing her is that he wants a divorce. He divorced her as quickly as possible, and a year later married a shitlord. My girlfriend and her dad are still pretty close and so I got to go over to his house one day and meet his new family. Holy shit it's hilarious. His new wife is an absolute fitness guru and cooks healthy dinner for her family every night. I didn't find this out until my girlfriend told me about a week ago, although I had my suspicions, but her dad told her mom that in Germany he realized that not all women balloon up and get super fat after getting married and having children which made him realize that he didn't have to stay with a woman he couldn't stand to look at. That's probably one of the reasons my girlfriend stays in such amazing shape. She isn't a shitlord though. She's too sweet to hate anything really. She stays fit because she doesn't want to lose the ones she loves, which in my opinion makes her better than me. I stay fit because I don't want to look in the mirror and want to kill myself.  Sorry for the long post. It's just that I have been going through this for like 6 months with absolutely no one to vent to and I just found you guys again today.  One more thing, my girlfriend was so embarrassed about her mom having the beetus when we first started dating that one time she said she had to go to CVS to get her mom's medicine and when I started to get out of the car she told me she didn't want me to come in. I asked why, thinking maybe there was an ex in there or something and she just said that she just didn't want to talk about it. Told me whenever she started saying how she really felt about her mom's weight that she didn't want me to know it was her mom's fatfuck meds.