I bitched out a fat fuck at work for being a fat lazy fuck I have to go talk to the boss about it in a few hours, I know he will be on my side in this situation ;) Update: It actually did not go as planned. The boss talked with the lazy fat fuck to get his side of the story, then he spoke with me and a fellow ShitLord involved in the situation. I suspect that the lazy fat fuck really sucked up to him and cried gallons of buttery tears because the boss seemed to shrug it off and labeled it "not big deal". This pissed me off but I sort of expected it since the boss is on the way to being a fat. I cannot mention my occupation due to security reasons, but ill tell you what the fat ass does. He does absolutely nothing (shocker right?). My fellow ShitLord and I told the boss how while everyone else works he will sit, or sometimes lay down, and play videogames or watch cartoons on his phone. He goes out of his way to make up excuses to avoid doing work like taking 45 minute shits or wandering off somewhere in the building to waste time while everyone else works. This has been going on for more than three months and we finally lost our shit on it. After working with the fat fuck today, I noticed that he was doing a little more work and putting in slightly more effort than he was before we called him out, but he was still being lazy and put off most of the work on one of the new guys. I assume that even after getting the boss involved, and yelling/bitching at him for laziness that, this behavior will continue. I don't understand how my boss shrugged of laziness and labeled it not a big deal. If I was his boss he would get fired immediately after this, I do no tolerate laziness from anyone.