[Hilarious story] My daughter wanted me to play 'My 700lb Life' with her I'm trying to raise this kid right.  We watch 600lb life together and marvel at the disgusting eat beast freaks on the show and I talk to her about eating right, playing outside a lot (exercise), etc. and how important it is to be in shape. So, the other day, she comes up to me with a couple of Barbie dolls in her hand and says "Daddy, do you want to play 'My 700lb Life' with me?  I said "What is 700lb life?"  She goes "It's like 600lb life, only fatter!" Well, after I almost piss myself laughing, I said I'd love to play.  So she is playing the obeast and I get to play the shitlord boss who runs the factory. It's hilarious, she has the barbie in a makeshift wheelchair like a scootypuff and starts pushing it around, groaning and going "I shouldn't have ate all those Wonka bars!" The first thing I do?  "Barbie, you're fired!"  The kid looks at me and says "Good job, dad.  We don't want any fat people working for us, do we?"