The fats that repeatedly eyeraped me on my honeymoon In today's episode of "Fats in the Wild" I will be presenting an assortment of fatties that repeatedly eyeraped me during my honeymoon with my beloved shitlady.   We begin with your standard fricep, with associated elbow fupa. Scientists theorize that the fat female's elbow fupa may be a defense mechanism against predatory behavior by fit males    https://imgoat.com/uploads/fc3d7152ba/132986.jpg   Those sure are some nice "muscles" you have there, fatboy.     https://imgoat.com/uploads/fc3d7152ba/132996.jpg   Here we see another ham presenting his panniculus proudly as he leans against a wall with drink in hand    https://imgoat.com/uploads/fc3d7152ba/132992.jpg   Not to be outdone, this fat removes his shirt to display his double-pouched pannus as a sign of extravagance. Notice he has TWO DRINKS to display his fat-alpha status for the female fats, while all the other males only have ONE DRINK    https://imgoat.com/uploads/2522a2b272/133004.jpg   Since his panniculus is much smaller than the others, this fat must stealthily approach his potential mate before she is targeted by the other, fatter males. This class of fats is also known as a "sneaker"    https://imgoat.com/uploads/2522a2b272/133006.jpg   Seeing that his panniculus is not as large as the double-pannus male, this fat tries to compensate by lighting a cigarette. That's a bold move cotton, lets see if it pays off    https://imgoat.com/uploads/2522a2b272/133007.jpg   VICTORY FOR THE DOUBLE-PANNUS MALE. HE HAS SECURED A FAT FEMALE. Now that he has a mate, he can cover up once more    https://imgoat.com/uploads/2522a2b272/133010.jpg   Luckily for the other fat males, there are other whales to be had    https://imgoat.com/uploads/2522a2b272/133011.jpg   In fact, there seems to be an endless supply of fat females on the island:    https://imgoat.com/uploads/2522a2b272/133013.jpg    https://imgoat.com/uploads/2522a2b272/133014.jpg    https://imgoat.com/uploads/2522a2b272/133016.jpg      Tune in next week for more Fats in the Wild!   Eye bleach:    https://imgoat.com/uploads/2522a2b272/133020.jpg    https://imgoat.com/uploads/2522a2b272/133021.jpg