$$$ Money making shitlord idea $$$$ So was watching naked and afraid the other day, (they leave people out in the woods for 30 days at a time with no clothes, and only basic survival tools) the fat ones lose about a pound a day. We could offer a "fat camp" that promised at least 30 lbs weight loss, or your money back. But what we really do is have them air lifted to the middle of a national forest and drop them off with a lighter, a kinfe, and a GPS tracker taped to their leg. If they make it back before the 30 days, we just drop them off again until they reach their goal weight. Of course we have them sign wavers and such, but I don't see how we can lose. Anybody have a better idea?