Fat Lards at the gym story 1938318 Gym is pretty empty tonight because the city I live in has some major happy hrs on Wednesdays in the summer. Fun, but not for me every week. Tonight there are 2 lard friends here, both male, both clearly think they're the shit, but not gym regulars. Don't know if they're gay, but if they were, they'd both be bears. Nasty hairy bears. Anyway, my headphones decided to die tonight so I have to hear the actual noises in the gym. One of them won't stop grunting and screaming like he's the alpha gorilla. He's not...he's fat. The other looks like a deflated DJ Khaled and smells like cheese. I smelled it whenever he was in my vicinity. And his shoes were not tied and loosely clomping around. I hate them.