Encounters of the fat kind the past week Went to Walmart, hoards of fats of course. But since it’s the holidays they have all the sampling stations fired up with old ladies running them.   There was a huge sampling station towards the front giving out different candy and pie.   A huge lady and her pig of a husband in tow were parking their cart at the station as she browsed the different samples. Of course, leaning over her cart for support as much as possible so she would not, heaven forbid, have to hold up her own body weight. I work in retail and I’ve been so afraid for our glass countertops because fats ALWAYS lean heavily on them.   A certain regular has to weigh at least 500lbs does this too. His breathing is so labored it makes the whole room go silent and it gets very awkward because we all think he might die right there on the sales floor.  Also today this apple-shaped trashy old woman pulled her waistband AND her panties down, right in front of me, because that’s where she kept her cash to pay with. She had a purse with her that it could easily fit in.  Luckily I looked away just in time.  It’s been a great week :|