Fatty at deli Annoying fatass at a local deli. He has a whiny high pitched voice and he's putting more effort into planning his lunch order than most people put into planning a wedding or their retirement.  So annoying.  He mentioned the names of five or six delivery people and asked after their families. Of course he knows them.  Then he looked over at my table and asked the waitress about my meal.  Jesus. Does he want to eat my order? Why didn't I eat in the car? I hate fatties.