HAES: "My bloodwork is perfect" edition. Dear friends, As we all know HAES-fatties like to argue that they feel fine, that they're the healthiest person in their family, that their tests always come back perfect. Well friends today I was gifted, on my birthday no less, with the greatest gift imaginable by my grandmother ( aside from the cash money for my new house, thanks gran ). My grandmother asked me if I had heard about my niece and the fact that she had been having health problems, she had apparently told my father who neglected to tell me. I told her I did not and jokingly asked if her knee gave out, no, no it did not. Instead my 23 year old, morbidly obese niece had started suffering from severe headaches, after about two days she woke up in the morning and cried out for help she couldn't move her right hand, then arm and lastly her right leg, she was rushed to the hospital where she suffered two epileptic seizures. Diagnosis: bloodclot, aggrevated by sleep apnea and type-2 diabetes related neuropathy. Thin privilege is retaining full mobility past the tender age of 25. Remember this lurking fatties, my niece felt just fine guzzling down 6000+ calories a day, until she didn't.