About to lose my damn mind.. https://sli.mg/2I6wAv Obeast responsible.  I'm getting some blood work done and from the moment I arrived this fat pile of shit hasn't stopped running it's mouth. Here's what I've been listening to... America never made it to the moon. It's impossible to go to the moon because of all the space radiation. They need huge metal bodysuits for that and they can't get them in space or move in them. He references the lead cover you wear for x-rays.  The Russians never sent Sputnik up either.  The moon is only 73,000 miles away. (Actually it's 238,900..) Your toaster has more technology than NASA.  *spoiler alert:  It's not married. It's had "127 heart attacks". It's BP was 282/100 at the doctors office.  It bitched about one of its medications making it impotent (as if the blubber surrounding it didn't do that already...) It then whined about not getting to go to Taco Bell this morning. It loves the dollar menu... Then I get called before it (I had made an appointment online) and it starts moaning about being there before me and how that's not fair. Nurse goes "Sorry but she made an appointment." And closed the door.  Ffs.. if I had to listen to that for one more second I was going to start pulling my hair out.