When were you first a shitlord? I started in seventh grade, when I was in PE with my fat female friend. I was lonely, but everyone knows that fats are usually the easiest to make friends (also most annoying) with because they have no standards. Anyways she asked "Why are all PE teachers fat" to which I responded, "Then why are you here?" Needless to say, the whale hated me afterwards, which was good, because she turned out to be a doctor who tumblerina. I also constantly shitlorded my other fat friend who was always annoying and wanted to hook up with others, but never realized humself he had no game.