This is why I'm tempted to advocate for places like the Golden Corral (the irony in the name...). Let the fats herd over there, to places designed for them. I personally found it funny as hell when fats would congregate there to eat (at a place where they literally just keep bringing you plates to load up over and over again) and then whine that they ended up with upset stomachs/food poisoning. Almost made me sad seeing the local golden troughs close. Now the fats are going to places for human sized people.