Do you have any shitlord clothing? (i.e slogans) I'm getting a lot of shit from certain fat ass family about my body, workout routine, and eating habits. I've managed to avoid them for years but recently they've moved back in the area, and I can't avoid them much. It's one of those situations where I can't actually say anything to them, due to it risking making things strained and hard within the family (for the family members I actually care about). But I'd love some clothing to wear around them to wind them the fuck up though, cus fuck it would be funny. i know this contributes to making things strained perhaps, but hey I'm just wearing clothes? It's not like I said anything! Also to point out to them that I am onto them, and no I'm not going to start eating fucking mountains of three cheese pasta and cakes every day or whatever they think I should be doing. Obviously, crop tops etc would be best with summer coming. Do you have any shitlord clothes, as inspiration for things I should look to buy? I'm thinking slogans to do with fitness, or fatasses, or even jealousy because hell there's a lot of that. Or graphics/pictures? Subtle would probably be better (again due to the 'not wanting to make things strained' thing) but interested to hear about shitlord clothing in general.