First actual shitlording at Jack in the Box I decided to treat myself to the two for one tacos at Jack in the Box. I was with my parents and my mom wanted to order a large soda to share (4 of us), I said I don't drink soda anymore and my dad said he only wanted half a cup (literally, 4oz) and I told him a small is practically a 32oz now. He said hell no and opted for some kind of lemonade they serve in a reasonably sized cup. My dad is recovering from chemo and has been trying to gain weight so I looked at the menu and told my mom to look at the calorie count for the meal of this certain sandwich (practically 3k calories) and how my dad should get that and then have him snack as usual. My mom and I laughed and an obeast eyed us in a hateful way. It was great.