They're so good at comebacks. I was hanging out with my best friend today and we went to the mall to go grab her a new phone. Everything was good and well, we were just reminded why we never go to the mall since we're older than 14. Not too many fats because we live downtown and there aren't too many to pick from around here. Then we saw it in the food court.  My best friend and I felt like sharing a smoothie, and it just so happened to be the morbidly obese "person" in front of us. She cow proceeded to order a large Strawberries and Cream $9.36 smoothie.  This naturally made my best friend and I snicker, because what the fuck is a "cream" smoothie. What fruit is that. A large in the mall is also 32oz. She was alone. Anyway, I guess she and I weren't too discreet about it when we asked the kid making the smoothie how many calories the "and cream" fruit would add to our smoothie, so the couch decided to speak up. She told us "you really shouldn't be bitches when one of you is fat." The "fat" was my friend's daughter. Her daughter is nine months old.