Another Exciting Album of the Worst of Worst. Sorry!    First off, let's get this party started! What's this? No fat? Don't worry, they can't be that far with fucked up knees!  Oh, There he is! I guess he just had to park while he went to work at McDonalds! Workn' hard of course, good for you Billy! Billy just finished his shift but needs to bring home dinner to his piglets! Oh Billy, such a good dad! ...thanks...dad... Sadly however, Billy was found dead the next morning. Doctors were baffled. A candle light vigil will be held on Saturday at WalMart, where he was the #1 Customer. He leaves behind two amazingly bright daughters. Who go on to contribute so much to society. So very, very much. Tragically, they both broke out into a fight in Wal-Mart (not the same one where Billy died, as it was to hard for them to go there... as there was only 12 boxes of Twinkies and that wasn't enough. Even Batman couldn't break them up. They died from exhertion.  Rest in Pizza, Ladies.  Oh boy does Donuts love summer!!!! I get to wear skimpy clothes all day and night. But... then... they emerge In droves. And they're always taking bikini selfies. Damnit. Summer is also a popular time for weddings. Sponsered by BudLite (But first, the engagement photos, of course.) Weddings are often a couples most romantic day of their life, one they'll never forget. (these guys might though) Good thang we berked er camo limoh ter years ago Tammeh! It's poopular har har! And after the wedding, sexy times follow! Duane is confused if his wife is wearing pants or not? I think Duane might be into some fucked up shit. And she never saw Duane again... But it's ok! She don't need no man! Speaking of Pregnancies, Jenna is expecting! And through no fault of her own, Jenna put on a pound or two. Apparently 4Lokos and Pregnancy make you pee really bad! That'll be a fun story to tell the kids, Jenna! What a beautiful family. Welcome to the world little Akayfourtysevina! (actual name) She grew up so beautiful, and met the man of her dreams, a reall gentlemen. They had so much fun together! Even got matching tattoos! To go with her other ones! This was the last picture seen of the two before they went to jail for driving under the influence and killing a school bus full of deaf and blind children on their way to a miracle surgery that would cure them. Rest in Pizza to the buss driver. This was her favorite picture, and will be used in her obituary. For some reason her family was more than just excited to here about her passing, they threw a party. Can you believe it? Shameful! Even Billy's ghost was there! And then Aunty Tommy suggested they go see Mama June at the ol' strippen joynt. But the space bouncer was so fat none of them could fit through the door. Praise Jesus that Denny's is open 24/7! The night turned out after all! Yay!! And your eyebleach, because I'm not that evil! A gorgeous man Beautiful lingerie A ferret for our Queen of Eyebleach And last but certainly not least, muthafuckin DONUTS