Living With a Fat: A Hobbit's Tale Unlike Bilbo, this isn't a tale of my own experience as a hobbit; rather, it's a tale of my experiences in living with a hobbit. I just moved into a new apartment with a friend of mine from college, let's call her Jen. She's always very nice to me, but she's also the most fatlogic-y person I've ever encountered in real life (I don't spend a lot of time around fat people, by choice). Some examples/behaviors I've noticed: Anyway, if you guys are interested I'll keep posting stories about her - for now, I'm off to the gym!