Smallfat at work. I work with a smallfat young woman. She is short, so it shows. She talks at me when I am eating or reading my phone even after I give one-word answers. She is mildly annoying but not a complete asshole, so I do not aggressively shitlord her. One thing she does regularly is ask me about my lunch. It is always a salad or animal protein. One day, when I had nothing better to do we had a short conversation about college majors. Her: "What was your major?" Me: "Biochemistry. What was yours?" Her: "Nutrition."