The only time I've ever been assaulted was by a fat Long story short, a year and a half ago (or so?) I was grocery shopping. I reached to get some butter and a tall, smelly smallfat "bumped" into me, brushing my ass with a metallic something-or-other as he forced me into the dairy cooler. He very clearly got a creep shot of me. I still remember him in full: small afro, shitty hipster glasses, half white/half black Barack Obama skin color, swarthy and acne riddeld skin, stomach bouncing and heaving against his greyish green t-shirt. No woman, not even a prostitute, would willingly touch that piece of shit. So now all you shitlords can swoon knowing that there's a bona fide creep shot of me somewhere out there. It's all well and good to talk about how grody and heinous fats are, but let's get real here. We know about the mental retardation that fat causes. We know they have fewer morals and self control than real people. None of their many sins deserve to be overlooked. Tell me your tales of woeful, hammy molestation.