The ultimate shitlord song https://youtu.be/I3GGZf1Zo_Q So this song is in german but i will take the time to translate this glorious piece of music for you I give you Marius Müller westernhagen - dicke (fat people) the album is from the late 70s > 1000000 copys sold (I dont translate it literally because there are some things that only make sense in german i think) I'm so glad im not a fat Person Because being fat is a struggle I'm so glad i am thin  Because being thin means being free People like to make fun of Fats Fats have dyspnea  There is no clothes for Fats Fats are to fat to flee Fats have incredible fat legs Fats have double chins Fats sweat like pigs Stuffing their mouth, eating  And thats why im so glad that im not a fat Person Because being fat is a struggle Yes im so Glad that i'm thin Because being thin means being free Fat people have flatulence Fat people have a fat ass And because of all the laxatives  Fats constantly run to the shitter And thats why im so glad that im not a fat Person Because being fat is a struggle Yes im so Glad that i'm thin Because being thin means being free Fats have it hard getting women Because Fats are not in style Thats why Fats need a career With money even Fats can get women And thats why im so glad that im not a fat Person Because being fat is a struggle Yes im so Glad that i'm thin Because being thin means being free Fats,Fats,Fats,Fats,Fats.......... Whats up fat pig?