Who in hell believes that anyone at the grocery actually compliments anyone else's cart contents?  The only comment I've heard is from yesterday when some salty fat "muttered", "Who takes a cart to the self service checkout?"  Referring to me, with my 3 items. One of which was a 30 lb bag of dog food. Oh, sorry you have to wait the one extra minute while I scan my stuff like a pro. Never mind the fattie holding up checkout #4 because her goddamned EBT card wouldn't work! God, I hate grocery shopping. So. Many. Fat. People.