I get chased by dogs when i am riding my bike. One large poodle grabbed my shorts and tried to pull me down to the ground. It just wanted to play, and the fat owners couldn't be bothered to stand up. I was ready to lose my shit when a bystander helped my wrangle the dog, and he had a few nice words for those people. Sometimes i think about keeping the dogs, there was one mastiff, well over 120 pounds, it was so happy to run with somebody. I wanted to take it home.