Beetus-Mart Ham-mates Recently I made the planetary mistake of going to our beloved Beetus-mart.  My shopping went well, only encountered a couple of eyesores and a mini moon exclaiming why would any one use butter flavoring when they can use BUTTER!! in the spice aisle. And then....I went to the check-out.... The poor cashier looked exhausted and put a lane closed sign up because we were gonna be her last before she ended her shift... But Oh holy Mother of Lord McBeetus Butterfinger, Enter the two obeasts... after looking at their sausage casings which they call clothes I was able to conclude using my intelligence  (which all fats lack) that they were a female and a male. And proceeded to stand behind us, Beetus drinks in hand (There's a McBeetus in our Beetus-Mart... surprised ?... Probably not) and looked at the sign (choosing to ignore it or maybe their eyes were clouded with McBeetus haze) Of course, my brother was nice enough to move the sign a little and pointedly look at them to make sure they get the message. But what do they do ? You all might be wondering by now... Well, fatties gonna fat so they pick up the sign and hang it off the handle of their cart filled with frozen 'goodies' which they call food , a box of Diet soda (again no surprise there)  and a lonely frozen Smart Choice meal (probably the she-beast going on a diet for a meal). The cashier didn't move the conveyer belt any further in an attempt to shoo the hippos away and I just started unloading the rest of our stuff in the front as she started bagging it because I wasn't about to be a fat-enabler. My brother was courteous enough to ask me to stand at the front of our cart so their smell would stop wafting into my personal space and of course proceeded to make fun of their fupas and all over planetary status (Yay for being trilingual) in order to make the ordeal of standing there easier. And of course.... once we started paying the male tub-o-lard proceeded to sneakily put the sign where it belonged  (failing completely.... you can't be sneaky when you're a planet and cause an eclipse with your hand) and still proceeded to unload it's cart of guhnetics all the while ignoring the cashier , me and my brother glaring at its pig-headedness.  TL;DR Pair of Obeasts forget all human courtesy because fatties gonna fat.