I accidentally shitlorded a fat at the market. My shitlady wife and I were walking to our car after buying salmon and vegetables in Safeway. I told her a joke one of you good folks recently posted here on FPH. Q: What is orange and looks good on a fat? A: Fire. I had just finished telling her this joke when we walked past a Chevy Suburban. On the other side of this vehicle was a fat broad wearing a grease-stained orange T(tent)-shirt. We were close enough that I know it heard me. It gave me a great death stare.