Shitlord City Every now and then I get fed up with the people I share this city with and think to myself 'wouldn't it be great if we would build a city just for shitlords?'.  No fat people and preferably no smokers either. It would have great cycling infrastructure and sports facilities.  Healthcare would be affordable and tax money could be spent on more useful things. Imagine there's no fatties It's easy if you try No fats below us Above us only sky Imagine all the shitlords Living for today... Aha-ah... Imagine there's no fatties It isn't hard to do No stroke  to die of before you turn 30 And no diabetes type 2. Imagine all the people Being slim and fit... You... You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will be as one