Butter barge at work I work in a pretty quiet office and everyone is usually pretty low key and silent or talking quietly at their desks. SO when any noise above whispering is made we all notice. One thing I notice in particular, about a few times a day, is this loud wheezing, huffing, puffing, choking sound. It's horrifying, I don't want to look, I don't want to see where it comes from, but I know what it is. I have unfortunately seen it. This monstrosity, this supersize xxxl greasebarge sits on the exact opposite side of the floor from me(thank god) but I sit by the break room. He's probably 400-500 pounds and it takes him a solid ten minutes to cross the floor. He takes small steps and wheezes and huffs uncontrollably between each one. He doesn't go to the break room very often, probably because its such a trek(basically a marathon for him) so he keeps snacks and drinks at his desk. When he has to go to the bathroom he has to take a break on a bench. You can see the sadness and failure in his eyes. I'm also certain he's the reason some of the chairs are broken. I am so tired of getting in a chair and flying backwards because the back is broken.