Fuck my life So im stuck in my states major metropolis for the evening, due to work.  Im 330 miles from home, with nothing to do tonight.  So im at a dive bar catching a buzz.  Absolutely packed, on a tuesday.  Im trying to distance myself from the unwashed masses, and 3 obeasts just came over and sat at my table.  Theyre all hollering at the top of their lungs.  I have nowhere to retreat to.  Fuck.  Going to finish my whiskey and my beer in record speed, then go sleep in my truck.  For the record, there is an empty table behind me, so why did these inconsiderate fat fucks get in my space?  Again, fuck my life.