Correcting an obeast giving Yoga "advice" in the gym Today I was finishing up in the gym, getting my cardio in before I finish (Opted for a cycle as today was leg day) In front of the bikes is an open area people like to do stretches, yoga etc. I see a middle aged guy on a yoga mat doing pigeon pose and he was actually doing it quiet well. Really sinking into it slowly.  There was an obeast huffing and jiggling and sweating like her internal organs were having a good cry on a treadmill near me. I was preying she would finish soon as I could smell her from several machines away, I was mentally willing her to just fuck off. She finished before me and proceeded to walk up to the guy and try to correct him on the pose he was doing, asking him what he was trying to do and recommending him to twist in such a way that would be downright harmful to his back. She was spouting something about being an instructor and I was seeing red. She was giving him advice for stretching his glutes that made no sense. I had to do something. I finished my cardio and walked up to interject:  "Sorry mate, what she has shown you isn't proper yoga and if you do it like that you'll hurt yourself." and turned to her to ask her where she had learned that, what sort of style does she teach and who in their right mind taught her it was ok to do it.  Nothing, she couldn't answer anything except "I'm a yoga instructor"   I asked her to show me crow pose, butterfly pose, dolphin pose or even to do the pigeon pose she had to interrupt this poor guy from.   Nothing again. She called me an asshole and stormed off. I was fuming but just told the guy to not accept fitness advice from the Michelin man in future. At least he got a laugh out of it and thanked me. I needed to rant.