Account Deleted By User I love me some Texas Ren Faire, but good god, it's full of fats. It's like going to a con.  It's obnoxiously dressed fatness.  Fats in corsets with the boob fat swelling out around their arms.  Fats in inevitably ill-fitting peasant blouses.  Fats drowning in polyester costumes because it takes so much yardage to cover the fupa that apparently linen or cotton is out of the price range.  Fats in costumes in mobility scooters.   I wanted to take photos.  Wanted a fun story.  But honestly, after the second or third fat I saw motoring past me in their fake medieval dress, in their mobility scooter, with their beetus juice from Ye Olde Coffee Shoppe, there just wasn't a point.  It's tiresomely predictable.  Although I was a little surprised by the mobility scooters. At least (most) of the cast was at an appropriate human weight.