Obeast stole appetizers at my supermarket Went to the supermarket today to get some last minute stuff for new years eve, when I saw a deli guy worker walking by with a huge tray of toast skagen (swedish appetizer) I joke with the guy and say "oh those are some nice samples!". "Yeah indeed" he says and laughs. An obeast, grotesque "woman" apparently thought we were serious because she actually took one from his tray and had a bite off it! We ended up staring at her in kinda shocked silence. Obeast woman manages to rub her two brain cells together and realize that it WASN'T a sample, so she mutters something incomprehensible (attempt at human speech?) while she contemplates about what to do with the half eaten toast. The deli guy tells her she can join him at the deli so she can pay for it. Happy New Year guys. Here's to a fat free 2017