Discovered my friend is a bigger shitlord than me! Short backstory: the friend in this story, as well as myself, are high school-aged shitlords who had just finished a week of manual labor for a mission trip. Of about 400 students, our group of about 24 seniors had at least 3 planets.  I was talking to a friend of mine the other day on our last day of the trip when he said, verbatim, "I just really hate fat people". We had been writing "e-grams", positive notes to our group members, parents, staff, etc. on how much we appreciated what they had done that week, and he was stuck trying to find good things to say about one of the ham-planets on our team. While he and I, along with a handful of fit friends, demolished and rebuilt a roof for a shed, this Hamantha and Co spent their time taking long water breaks and avoiding the roof, lest one of the beams split under their massive weight.  So, instead of actually writing them cards, we joked about what we would have written (can't hurt fee-fees on a church trip), such as "thanks for making sure the roof was safe!", "There's just something about you that really pulls everyone in.", or "Your faith shows that God forgives all sins, gluttony included."