"But at least I have big boobs" No you fucking don't fatty. Boobs are wonderful and attractive. The sacks of fat on your chest aren't. Let's have a look at some tits http://veuwer.com/2mkd.png (Link is obviously NSFW) You see how amazing those are? Like all quality tits, they're attractive, fun, enjoyable, and actually nice to look at. The two sacks of fat that conveniently happen to be located on your chest have none of these qualities. Stop calling what you have "tits", they're no different from all the other rolls of fat covering your disgusting body.