Had to tape buttcheeks to bed rails at hospital. First time poster here but I thought you all would enjoy this. My girlfriend is a normal sized human being and a nurse at a hospital. A prominently obese patient came in the other day with a cyst above his anus that needed to be removed. Being that the doctor had more serious cases to take care of, her and the other normal sized female nurse were left in charge of removing the cyst. The man was huge, they took his pants off and had him bent over on the bed (doggystyle ;)) in order to access the cyst. Upon spreading his cheeks apart the other nurse almost hurled, the stench was horrendous and almost too much for a nurse to handle. That's saying a lot. The nurse recollected herself and went back to spread his cheeks while my girlfriend removed his cyst. The problem? His massive cellulite bags were too heavy for the girl to keep spread for the entire procedure. The solution? They ended up duct taping his cheeks to the sides of the railing on the hospital bed, with his signed consent of course. The doctor was not too happy to hear that they did. In my opinion he should show more sympathy to those who work to take care of themselves and less on those who are a literal and metaphorical burden to society. Maybe we need to expose real doctors to some FPH to change their views on this "modern epidemic".