Exactly. I couldn't get through all of that but that's what I thought too. Exactly how often do you have to encounter this "problem" that you are willing to put that much thought and time into coming up with a nasty ass solution to it? Seriously, I think I might, might eat in my car once a year and that's only if my SO is fussing about needing to stay on the road to "beat the traffic" if we are traveling long distance.