Need help with shitlording Help me FPH, you're my only hope. I just started a tumblr page, mainly to post pictures of the hikes I do, but also to post snark at fatties. The problem is, I don't speak stupid, so don't really know how to phrase things in their language. For example, a recent post was something like "Made the top of the mountain, the view was fantastic, hills to the far horizon. This is yet another thing fatties can't do, walk, simply walk, up a trail." That, to me, seems true but weak. It may make a fatty frown, but won't cause a collapse into an incoherent blob of wailing blubber. Also, what are some good #hashtags to get their attention? I won't post the link here because I'm not trying to self-promote, just get tips on making the whales wail. Thoughts?