Some smaller stories I need to vent out. There's this smallfat at my school who thinks he's such hot shit and it drives me nuts. I'm going to define smallfat in this case as being like 25 pounds overweight, and doing nothing about it. So he's not super fat, he's just pudgy. In my mind it's still a huge sin though, it would be so easy to drop!! Anyway dude starts talking to me about how he's super fit. He says he does weightlifting and crossfit to get in shape for track or some shit. I say somthing like "Clearly not consistently". And he gets angry and says "What are you trying to say?" and then I said "Well you're eating pringles as you talk to me" the conversation then went somthing like this: "Well I don't eat this everyday" "You clearly do" "How can you tell?" (I motioned around my core) "You shouldn't talk shit when you haven't even seen how hard I exercise" "You clearly are either exercising way to little or eating way to much. Probably both"  "You better shut the fuck up or ill kick your ass" "Yes, because attacking somone taller than you, far fitter than you, and who knows martial arts is a great idea." "I said shut the fuck up" "You better watch out for when you get outa high school. Once you lose sports you're gonna have no I idea how to get intrinsically motivated, and then the freshman several hundred are gonna hit you HARD."  "I don't need sports to exercise" "Have you ever exercised for any other reason?" He then retreated to his friend group to complain and cry whale tears. All our sports dudes are at least pudgy by the way, and from I can tell none of them eat right. And they all think just because they aren't super fat they are super hot. I'm trying really hard to gain fast so I can prove them wrong. Its already starting to work, I cant wait until senior year, when they will have had 3 years to gain fat, and me muscle! :D - So I moved across the country about 2 years ago. And my old friends visited this week. And one of them got pretty hammy. The other one was on his way to the ham. What's interesting though is they appear to have become a new species of ham I have never seen before. We went to several restaurants over the visit. I rarely go out to eat, so I splurged food wise. Worked in a caloric deficit those days, so I could pig out a little. First restaurant, I got a burger with chili, they got pasta. I got some deep fried cactus for the table, which turned out to be awesome. They refused to try it. Second restaurant we went to for lunch the next day. I was expecting them to get lunch food, but the place served breakfast all day. So while I feasted on one of the best chimichangas of my life, they got pancakes and french toast. We also got a cheese crisp for the table. They were EXTREMELY reluctant to try it. And expressed their "Suspicion" of the lettuce and tomatoes in the middle. After a lot of convincing they tried it, and said they didn't like it. At home all i've seen them eat is cereal, typically covered in sugar, bagels and toast, with sugar. ETC. They have not once eaten a vegetable that wasn't potatoes. And they've asked several times "why the hell" I was eating so many veggies. Notice a pattern here? As far as I can tell they don't even ate the typical beatus fair. They just eat carbs and sugar! At least full blown obeasts eat meat and veggies occasionally. But they never do! They are killing themselves over even less then most fats! How do you not go insane eating nothing but carbs and sugar? I would feel so sick if I ate like that D: - This is another story involving them. I went to school yesterday, and forgot my lunch :( I eat light breakfasts, so by the end of the day I was super exhausted. I ran home from school like I usually do because discipline. Got home and found out we were gonna go see Star Wars and we needed to leave immediately to get there in time.. I told my mom I was starving but was more or less shoved in the car before I could grab a somewhat healthy thing to bring with me, like peanuts or somthing. So I told my mom I needed some popcorn because it was the only thing there that I could eat. (I NEVER eat sugar. And will never in my entire life.) So I get a large popcorn, and we sit down to watch the movie. And my friend sat next to me, AND ATE ALL MY FUCKING POPCORN!!! Leaving my starving, having to wait 2 hours to eat! And It completely ruined the force awakens for me. (It was my first viewing of it). Did he not hear me explain that I was starving, and needed one just for me?? How was he unaware that it is incredibly rude to grab someone else's popcorn by the shovel full until it's all gone! He even chewed on the unpopped kernels because apparently he needed more calories! I'm stuck with them for one more day, and it can't be over fast enough. I am ashamed to have ever been friends with these fucking hams. If I never see them again it will be too soon! Edit: As of this morning I discovered they do eat meat! In the form of an entire pack of bacon they cooked and ate in one sitting! Between several bagels! Smothered in tablespoons of butter! Wiiiiiiith extra sugar of course!