What these lard sacks call 'salad' has more calories than a fucking burger sometimes. Disgusting.  Right? Sometimes when I'm feeling like absolutely pigging out I'll go for a Cobb salad. About a billion calories, a thousand grams of protein, and such a treat. And I'm sure all the beetusbattleships think since it has "salad" in the name, it's healthy... for me, it's a day's calories even though I can't eat it all at once.