Another OKCupid Post I found one that's just full of gross hammyness:  http://www.okcupid.com/profile/rebby-tastic I'm assuming it's okay to post profiles since it's public information.  Sorry if this is not the case.   Excerpts: Hi there, I'm Rebecka, but most people call me Bubble.  <-- LOL, "bubble" is pretty appropriate. I'm in a rather serious polyamorous relationship  <--  Of course Oh, and just because I'm kinky, pansexual, and polyamorous doesn't mean I have spring-loaded legs. So don't bother messaging me for sex.  <--  I'm sure the sex offers are just POURING in. The effervescence that is my personality (and my bodacious boobage) have earned me the nickname "Bubble."  <--  Oh, Bubble, you have such a way with words. Spends time thinking about: consent and ethical non-monogamy, authority/power exchange relationships, the balancing act of being poly, ... and body image and self-worth and how to promote healthy realizations about one's self despite the messages we constantly receive by society and media.  <-- Of course you do, Bubs.  My first time actually seeing this excrement outside of FPH. On a Friday Night:  Maybe at a concert or stand-up comedy show  <-- I'm sure you won't be doing too much of the "standing" part. Disgusting fat fuck.