Fatass on the bus This landwhale just got on the bus and sat directly next to me. It looks like an overgrown five-year-old with pink rhinestone mickey mouse ears attached to its phone, and it's giant fucking leg and arm keep rubbing up against me. I'm 97 pounds so I don't take up much space but its still half way in my fucking seat. To top it all off, it's carrying this massive fucking??? chalkboard looking thing?? that I literally had to shove out of my way with my foot. Bitch, get your hairy arm off of me and try walking next time.