Ditto -- it'd be leapfrog time for me with fats in stairwells.  Also reminds me of how many times I've heard fats hurr-durr about "you gonna die anyway" regarding eating right and exercising regularly, but when an emergency happens where keeping their bodies as light and in condition as possible would save their lives they expect skinny bitches and those Chads and swole fuck boys at the gym to risk their lives helping them? Fuck that noise, fatties, it's time to finally walk your bullshit talk.