Ready to do some top-tier shitlording tonight 27-year-old shitlady lurker here. Tonight I'm going to a dance party that this really divey bar holds once a month that features all kinds of alternative/emo/pop-punk music like Fall Out Boy that was really popular when I was in high school (and is still my guilty pleasure). And OH MAN do fatties love them some Fall Out Boy. I'm not much for dancing, so last time I went to this shindig, after my friends all went in to dance, I stood by the bar sipping my vodka soda and observing. There were HORDES of she-hams huddled together, taking selfies, reapplying lipstick, and throwing me dirty looks every time a guy came over to talk to me. It was simply delightful and I can't wait to go back tonight and piss off some hams simply by existing. Will post follow-up stories if I trigger anyone particularly feelsy :)