Delusional hamplanet boss doesn't understand why his ankle hurts. I was chatting with my >100lb overweight hamplanet boss the other day. I had mentioned how my Achilles ruptured a couple of years ago playing paintball. It required surgical repair. He told me that his ankle and heel were hurting. His explanation: "I play basketball and bowl. I'm too active, just always going. I need to slow down." My shitlady colleague and I got a good laugh out of that one.