Subtle public shitlording When I'm out and about with a friend or my SO, I like to do some light shitlording. One friend already has gone full shitlord and my SO is already pointing fatties out to me, but I digress. Lately I've been doing this thing where, as we pass by fatties, I like to audibly say things like "watch your calories, they're getting to you" or "boy, they're making manikins fatter." I try to say it in a way that both insults the fatty and makes it sound like a conversation we're having. The best is when you see their heads do a 90 (they can't go 180 cause of fat neck restrictions, FNR for short). I always get a tingly feeling when they hear me :)