You "deserve" to get a slice of pie! So my husband and I decided to enjoy a dinner out and was sat in a section where our waitress was a planet. This planet took our order, which we chose soup and salad (and a small sandwich for my husband) because everything else on the menu sounded like cardiac arrest. After dinner, our planet walked up to us and the interaction went as follows:  Planet: So, are we having any pie tonight?  Me: No thank you, just the check please. Planet: Are you sure? I'm sure you saved room. Me: No thank you. Planet: Really? But you ate so healthy! You got salads with the dressing on the side, and no mayo on the sandwich. I think you did well. You deserve to get a slice of pie! What the actual fuck? What kind of mentality is that? I eat one healthy-ish meal therefore I "deserve" to eat diabetes? This is why the whale population is increasing so rampantly.