Right? Lol I've been corsetting for almost four years now... My measurements are 34B-22-36 fully tightlaced, 34B-27-38 au naturale. And you know what? I can gaurentee you that my unaltered figure STILL boasts a more impressive waist-to-hip ratio than any pig in a corset... No matter how snugly they lace up their stuffed sausages.