Norwegian society: no longer just fat acceptance I live in Norway, you might have heard of us: Vikings, tall, lean, gorgeous people of the High North. Well, yeah, a thousand years ago; sure. Today? Not so much. We're more and more like 'Murica, with fatties fucking everywhere. And you all know that Scandinavia is a paradise on earth for the SJW crowd, so the major newspapers usually only publish SJW-agenda driven stories and cartoons. Case in point, today's cartoon from Norway's largest newspaper "Dagbladet". Click here for shitty cartoon. It's in Norwgegian, so allow me to translate frame by frame:  Frame 1:  Fattie no. 1 says: munches "Don't you want cake? I baked just because you came to visit!" Fattie no. 2 says: "No thank you! Beach body 2016..." Frame 2: Fattie no. 1 says: "But what the fuck? There aren't even any beaches in Norway! Best case scenario is a pier and a muddy lake! Are you going to starve yourself to impress snotty kids splashing around in way too cold water?" Fattie no. 2 says nothing.  Frame 3:  Fattie no. 1 says: "Forget about that! Live a little! Eat cake! Get shitfaced and eat kebab on the way home! Life is too short to be wasted on shaping a body you don't get to show off anyway!" Frame 4:  Fattie no. 2 says: "Okay, fine. Give me the cake, then." Fattie no. 1 says: "Good boy" Do you see how pervasive this shit is? People actually think like this! First off, there are tens of thousands of gorgeous sandy beaches in Norway. We have the world's longest continous coastline, ffs. Also, no, the water is not too cold in summer. It's refreshing and nice. And to you, fattie, the reason you think life is too short is because your fat ass is going to die at age 35 from a massive heart attack/cancer/embolism/beetus.  Fucking fatties ruining everything.