Fats will eat literally anything We all know that fats eat anything, mostly deep fried or pure sugar.  But what have we seen them eat that's not actually food?  I want to know what you have personally seen them eat that isn't food.  If you have pictures, awesome, if not, stories will still be great.  I'll begin. I used to know a girl in college that ate the wax that came around wheels of cheese because she thought it tasted good.  She even knew it was wax and didn't care.