Shitlording at Goodwill I love shopping for clothes at Goodwill, but what's even more fun is subtly shitloarding while I'm there. I'll often go into the kids's section to look for coats, they're significantly cheaper ($3.99 vs adult coat at $8.99) and there's always a cool selection. But the best part is all the glares I get from hams scouring the racks for something they can force their spherical frame into while I try on children's clothes in front of the mirror. I usually manage to find something that I like . Highlight of this was two weeks ago when I was trying on a denim jacket and a woman who was both shorter and rounder than I told me I was trying on kids clothes, I just turned to her with a smile and said, "I know, and they fit great!".  Thin privilege is having a choice when shopping for clothes.