LOL a ham heard I was going to miss dinner tonight I had a gross lunch, guys. Two cafe toasted sandwiches and half a punnet of chips. It was a lot and tbh I don't regret it but it did require some mitigation via dinner. It was already 3pm by the time we finished lunch so I just settled on not having dinner because I was fuckin' stuffed at this point in the afternoon. Work fatty had a full punnet of chips, two sandwiches, an iced chocolate and a pie.I made the mistake of expressing to her that this was way outside my usual quota and that I'd probably just skip dinner to even things out. She was visibly disgusted and asked me how I can sleep at night feeling hungry (isn't that the usual? I'm generally hungry at 10.30 when I go to sleep). I've just received a text from my super-chill (and also super fit) boss asking if everything's okay in my household and whether I'm eating okay so I can only fuckin' envisage her calling him in a fury to tell him I have an eating disorder.  I'll tell him the fatty was offended at food moderation and we'll both laugh. The end.