Shitlording as a pregnant lady is the best So I'm pregnant and because I'm not a whale it's pretty obvious even though I'm only 4.5 months in. It's sort of a high risk pregnancy, so I'm being super careful with my health.  I normally walk to work because it's only 40 minutes each way and a pretty pleasant stroll. Unfortunately my city is currently the temperature of hell or whatever is produced when a fat's thighs rub together. Because I'm being careful I opted to take transit to work.  I was super content to stand for the ride, but was pissed to see this odbeast sitting in the courtesy seats, next to some elderly people. It was pretending so hard to not see me, because clearly there was zero way it would offer me its seat.  Fuck it, I thought, I'm going for it.  "Excuse me, do you mind if I sit? I'm feeling a little faint." I said as sweetly as possible.  Ignored. I'm not giving up, this is my entertainment for the commute.  "Sorry, I'm not sure you heard me but I'm feeling really faint and need to sit."  It just grunts at me.  An elderly man gets up and offers me his seat. I start to say no but he really insists. I make a huge scene about thanking him, stressing how he really didn't have to because there were other people who could get up, etc.  Clearly I've triggered it at this point. "I'm pregnant too!" It bellows.  I give it my sweetest, most shitlady perfect smile and just say, "Oh, I really couldn't tell."