Fat fuck nurse tried to put me on medication I didn't need I had a doctor appointment for a simple refill of a maintenance medication.  A blimp of a nurse porks her way through the door to the exam room to take my vitals.  It's not the doctor, so I initially din't care because it wouldn't really matter, right? Wrong. This fat bitch uses the wrong size blood pressure cuff and then does a piss poor job taking my blood pressure, getting a reading of 172/96.  That's holy shit territory as far as high blood pressure is concerned.  I tell her it's wrong and to try again with a smaller cuff, but she insists she knows what she's doing and writes it down, then goes to get the doctor to let him know that I was bordering on hypertensive crisis and that I needed to be started on at least two blood pressure medications immediately. The doctor comes in, thankfully without the nurse, and starts asking me about diet, stress, etc.  I cut him off and told him what the nurse had done wrong and asked him to take my blood pressure again.  He takes one look at the cuff in the room, which is an XL designed to be used on infinifats (and probably would have been too large to even use on my fucking thigh), and immediately leaves.  A few seconds later, he comes back with a proper sized cuff and checks my blood pressure himself.  100/64.  (Normal for me.)  He looked really annoyed, crossed off the wrong reading that the nurse had logged in my chart and entered the correct one. This is why fat fucks shouldn't be in health care.  This taco terrorist used a hippo sized blood pressure cuff on a human and expected it to give an accurate reading.  Had I not known that the nurse was a fucking moron that didn't know how to do her job, I would have been put on medications that I didn't need and ended up with my blood pressure low enough to seriously hurt me. Update:  Just checked my blood pressure at home (I have my own stethoscope and sphygmomanometer).  98/62.  That doctor was spot on.  Scary to think how low it would have gotten if I was put on medications to lower it. For all nonmedical shitpeople, normal blood pressure is 120/80.  Anything below 90/60 is considered hypotensive (too low).  You can see why it would have been an issue to lower my BP any more than it already is.