The dependapotamus makes a trip outside. So today was a game for our command's baseball tournament. We show up to warm up, and of course the dependents are there as well. Anyway, we're all warming up and behind me I hear "oh yeah, it's my no carb diet, thanks." Turn around, and this red giant of a woman (?) is directly behind me setting up her extra-large chair. Almost immediately, she begins telling one of the only fit wives there that she should try it as well. Mind you, she's telling the normal girl this as she's huffing, puffing, and wiping her sweat from the downhill walk from the car. 5' 10", pushing 250 pounds. Its thighs would be slapping if it weren't for the jeans to muffle the sound. Even better, after the game starts and we take our side of the field, she has to wait to catch her breath before moving her chair over by our dugout. I really should've gotten a picture for you guys, but by the time I was done batting she was already gone because it was "too hot." Yeah, those evenings in Southern California sure are intense. Edit: Fixed grammar.