Exactly what I was thinking. I'd feel awful, and would decide I needed to lose that weight immediately--assuming I'd let myself get to that point, which I never would, specifically because I would never want to look like that or want someone to be able to say that about me. But instead of the obvious, the pig in the comments apparently is trying to shame the commenter for saying something that is probably completely accurate, and is definitely 100% the fault of Ol' Scrotum-Tum there with the Chee-toh crumbs all over its face, and not of the commnter at all.