Shitlordy Thai Guy Hey y'all, just wanted to share a little relevant shitlording from my life. So I cook at a couple of Thai restaurants in Philly. Let me tell you man, besides the fatass customers you occasionally get, it's a shitlord paradise. Thai people have no regard for gravy-leg fatties. Just last night as we were cleaning up, the older dude with whom I cook was tellin me about his life and whatnot. His English isn't the best but I consider broken English to be like a second language so we always understand each other.  We got to talking about food, and of course we got onto American diet. He counted on his fingers all the reasons people here are fat, "They eat the cheeseburger, cheese steak, soda, pizza coffee with sugar..." etc... and then showed me his dinner: a scoop of rice with a hardboiled egg on top with some fish sauce. Dude just busted out a good-sized dinner service with me and this is all he wants to eat.  Then we smoked a cigarette and laughed at fat people. I love my job.