What to say to religious fattys I was daydreaming earlier about what'd I'd say if a big ole tubby in a suit, tie, and sweaty white collar tried to preach to me. They've been all over my neighborhood recently. You've probably all seen them, at bus stops, parks, neighborhoods doing their door-to-door, and for me most recently, camped out next to the water windmill place where people fill up their 5 gallon jugs of water. They'll set up with their magazines and whatnot and have an umbrella usually covering them because of the heat. But most importantly, the ones that usually setup somewhere instead of walking around do that because they're absolutely huge from my observation. They can preach without actually moving, or doing really anything! This would be alluring to someone who felt the desire to spread their message, but also can't walk up a fucking driveway. Anyways, I think the first thing I'd realistically say to his face would be "I don't respect you (very firm tone). You're a big ole huge fatty. You embody what gluttony is you're a hypocrite. You're message is probably going to tell me to follow in Jesus footsteps, but you can't even do that, you'd need a scooter." "Body is supposed to be a gift from God right? You destroyed yours." "Let's say that Jesus came down right now and gave another sermon on a mount. Right now. That was his most famous speech right? Bro, you wouldn't even be able to get up the hill! Even your motorized scooter wouldn't make it." "How can you follow Jesus after the diabetes takes a foot?" My favorite one I came up with, if it's a 15is to 35ish looking fatass - "The only thing you have in common with Jesus is that you both die in your thirties!" Nevermind the ton of examples and scriptures in the bible of people being judged for overeating/drinking. Depending on the religious group, sometimes they'll fiercely hate gays, but completely ignore everything said about overindulgence. Such hypocrisy seems to be in all religions, but I digress. I just wanna hate on fattys, not religion on here lol.  If I made a scene in front of people and it wasn't going very well for me, maybe I'd offer the cow my email address, tell him to send me a photo of himself when he's a BMI under 25. Then I'll listen to his message. Walk off. It's a win-win, because I know I'll never get that email, ever. Plus it gets me the hell out of there haha. Any ideas?