I'm ashamed to admit this but my boyfriend's ex wife is a lard ball. He said that when she gained weight her personality got worse and worse. She was horrible, bad at everything, had no sense of humor, never even cooked just ate fast food all the time, super low libido. She was mean to everyone, even her children. Their kids already said that they wished I was their mom (still don't know how I feel about that... but that's another story...). Last I heard she was helping her best friend with her business and fucked it up so bad it went bankrupt, and they are no longer friends. That was her last friend.  They were together for a while but he had become a major drug addict and wouldn't come home for days at a time to deal with it all, and he hated looking at her.  It's all good now, he got help, and he has me :) I'm just waiting for the day she tries to fuck with me, as she called me a skinny bitch (not to my face) and keeps saying she's going to message me all the horrible things about my boyfriend. I say bring it on lardo, I could use a good laugh. Hey, maybe fats are funny!