My Shitlady's Fat People Work Stories My shitlady is a dental hygienist and she tells me fat people stories from time to time. Here are the ones I remember. This lady in her mid 40's comes in is about 5'5'' 400~ ish lbs. It's standard to review medical history before any procedure so she ask her if she is taking any new medication, allergies, medical condishuns, etc. The patient tells her that she has gestational diabetes. This is an issue because pregnant women shouldn't get x-ray'd unless it's an emergency.  Gf: "Oh, you're pregnant? Congratulations!"  Fat: "oh I'm not pregnant."  Gf: "Oh I'm sorry I thought you said gestational diabetes?" Fat: "I do I looked it up online and all my symptoms match." Gf: "Gestational refers to the time in which you're pregnant" Fat: "No it means I have temporary diabetes." She tried explaining to her that diabetes isn't temporary but fatty wouldn't have any of it. So she gave up and remained silent. From her front office to the stairs are about 15 feet. Her room is upstairs so patients have to walk up 6 shallow steps to reach it. Part way up the stairs. She had a huge fat fuck as a patient and 1 step from the top of this massive journey to reach her operatory, fatty stops and complains that he needs to catch his breath. So she stops and waits. There's 10 more feet into her room and the chair is directly inside the dental room. At this point she reviews his medical history and ask if she can start taking x-rays. Before she even turns around and grabs the lead apron for him, he's complaining again about needing to catch his breath. So in less than 30 feet of walking he needed to catch his breath twice. He wasn't any better sitting in the chair. Dental chairs have weight limits for about 600~ lbs. They are pretty wide chairs too, about 2 feet wide. This fat chick was so huge that she broke the armrest when she sad down. One broke at the hinge completely. The other one trapped underneath her massive girth was bent downward. She wasn't able to see any of this though because the fatass was blocking the chair completely.  As she puts the chair down, the chair starts to grind and the motor screams in agony. Long story short they get through the entire visit and the fatty complains how difficult it is to breath lying completely flat. To ease her out of this, she tried to slightly elevate the chair and as the motor is whirring away, the chair doesn't budge. She's too heavy for the chair. My gf is 5'8'' 125 lbs,  this fat fuck has to be at least 600 lbs for the chair to not work properly. She has the gall to ask her to pull her up. THAT IS 5 OF HER. I don't even have the gains to pick that up. It takes 3 of the office members to pick her up as well as someone working the chair just to get her sitting upright. It takes the same collaborative effort to get her to stand up and tell her that they have to refer her to a medical clinic or hospital for all her future dental procedures as they aren't equipped to "handle her". She wanted to shitlord the fatty so badly but her professional side came out and said the chair was at fault. Short one. Fatty keeps farting the entire time during a 1 hour appointment. At the end as he gets up, she spots a stain running down the middle of his crack. He was too damn lazy to wait or ask to go to the bathroom. Fatty shit his pants and casually walks away. WTF. She has 3 patients in the waiting room. An elderly couple in their late 80's and a 30 something year old sack of shit. literally. The horrible stench of adult diapers is filling up the room and leaking into the rest of the offices. This is the last patient of the day so they assumed that it was the elderly couple who wore adult diapers and were too embarrassed by their situation to come to the offices in the middle of the day. WRONG. When they called the fatty back to take x-rays they noticed the stench followed her. She's already on oxygen and wears an adult diaper in her 30's, how fucking pathetic can you get?! They had to take a panoramic x-ray (you sit in the machine and it spins around your head). This x-ray takes about a 1 min total time. In that time a foul stench of shit comes out overpowering the previous smell. Fatty shit herself while taking an x-ray. The bathroom was right next to and visible from the x-ray room. She couldn't be bothered to walk a few feet to the bathroom before taking the x-ray. She felt bad assuming the old couple were the culprits.  That's all I can remember for now.