Excuse me, they tried.  Writing that article burned at least 2,000 kcal, plus another 1,000 finding the gifs.  Jokes aside, I fell into a buzzfeed hole last night, it's disgusting.  There was a "quiz" about things all women have done on their periods but won't admit, including painting with period blood. Umm, I'm sorry, women don't normally do that, just you SJW bitches.