HAPPY THANKSGIVING I'm on shift for 24hrs today. Can't wait to take all the tummy aches to the ER.  Happy fucking Thanksgiving y'all.  Anyone have any shitlord Thanksgiving stories to tell, either from today or last year? Here's a little one: My sister and I went to a 'friendsgiving' with one of my friends and some foreign exchange students from Russia earlier this week. The host's house was beautifully decorated with fall, and the table center piece was hand made by the Russian students who picked up fallen leaves and twigs from outside. Candles were lit, champagne was poured and it was such a great start of the party. (It seems like every party or get together I go to, there is unwanted, uninvited whales that come to the party lately.) Anyways after a wonderful dinner and lots of champagne, my sister and I began to walk around the party and outside to the bonfire just to get the blood flowing to feel better after eating a giant platefull of food.  As we went into the empty kitchen, I jokingly lifted up my shirt a bit and showed her my bloated stomach and pushed it out and she did too and we were both studipdly laughing at how pregnant we looked with our food babies. And as Lord Beetus intended, 2 fat fuck 'females' with their beta soyboys in tow, waddled past us towards the backyard while we were laughing and gave us a disgusting look and started to REEE about "I used to be that thin when I was younger, but never that rude." That made me laugh more, and my sister, being a bit more tipsy,  yelled "BITCH, AT LEAST I STILL LOOK GOOD BEFORE AND AFTER I EAT." My sister is a bit more abrasive in language than I can ever be. And she don't give a fuck.  I was dying of laughter. Thank god our host was great at damage control, and was able announce shots and get the s'mores going outside before the hamplanets were able to reeeeee too much to cause a scene.  The rest of the party was fun and just existing around these whales simply triggered them. They left the party early and afterwards everyone had a great time. The Russians students hated our host's cheap vodka and made fun of it all night. They were great and I was happy to share this type of tradition with the Russian students. We left before the party got too wild cause those Russian students know how to drink! What shitlord stories/frustrations do you guys have during Thanksgiving?