Same, and holy smoking  Jesus she's exceptionally nasty and that top looks flimsy as fuck, who wants to see that fail at its udder-shielding mission while eating :O And just recalled that as a teen have been sent back out of beach diners a few times due to either no-shoes or to cover up bathing suits with a shirt or wrap.  I didn't have a breakdown, just went back out to the car to throw them on or reached into my bag for them and put them on.   But this narcissist sack of lard is special, barf.