Yes, I know. The kicker is, I suspected them of being military wives when we were seated. When the chef asked where they were from, they said they were from a military base about an hour from us. I just turned to my fiance and said, "I knew they were dependopotami!" Only one girl heard, and I didn't care either way. I don't think she knew what I meant. But yes, I'm so used to seeing our little community of shitlord teens (like 6 families whose kids have been friends for about a decade now), I assumed they were all that way still. I mean, my son still walks to school or skates, so I don't see a lot of his classmates outside of his friends. We need a shitlord/lady dating site.