My friend had a rant at a ham cow-worker recently for claiming she was anorexic and asking my friend (an actual anorexic) how to lose weight. My friend made a similar sarcastic comment about eating vegetables that aren't slathered in butter for once and fatty practically exploded with rage that "I DO eat vegetables! I had a blooming onion the other day and I don't put butter on them! I have ranch!!" My friend was speechless. Seriously, how do you respond to that level of delusion regarding what's healthy?!?