So I watched a fat guy eat 3 pizzas. Too be fair his hamlet gf, who wasn't fat before she met him, ate about two slices.  So every other week my friend host a little house gathering. She rents a house with about 3 or four other roommate. And one of them is fat, like I'm sorry to say this but I've seen him get out of the hot tub naked and his junk was completely hidden under layers of fupa. Ha, now I'm not the only one with that image seared in my brain.  So people are all hanging out, about 8 of us and Fats Magee here orders 3 pizzas from Dominoes.   I think, foolishly, well that's surprisingly nice of him.  Well as you all know from the spoiler title; fattie sat their and ate 3 large pizzas mostly by himself. I'm not sure if anyone noticed me starring in morbid fascination or not, but he just kept going. Eating and wheezing.  It was a surreal experience. Was that actually really happening? At the end of the night I had to ask my gf if that really just happened. It did.