Wild Plate Licking Tumblrista Spotted In Local Restaurant! https://sli.mg/3jyxUn https://sli.mg/4bxGx7 Apologies for the crappy cell camera quality, but this thing had it all!  Bun on top of head? Check! (with flowers!)  Crop top? Check! (I believe it said INDIE on it)  Fat as fuck? You bet!  Even comes with beta mayo accessory date!  Now, the restaurant we were in was by no means high class, but I would have thought twice before even doing my laundry in the ugly outfit it was wearing. No dignity. All of this is enough to activate my hate, but I probably wouldn't have gone to the trouble of actually putting it up here, except for the fact that it literally picked up its appetizer plate, held it vertically, and was wiping sauce off it with its finger... and then, of course, licking its finger. That kind of behavior is what gets your ass in the hall of shame, butterhuffer.