Neckbeards and the rise of dickpicks; My conspiracy theory. So at my high school dick pics are a pretty big issue. Almost every girl I know says they are very common and very annoying. Also, the vast, vast, vast majority of dudes are hams. And the vast majority have already developed a pathetic, defeatist, beta male, neckbeard attitude. Very unthankfully (But good for them) there are hoards of disgusting shapeless female cum dumpsters to match.  Now as we know hams have incredibly shitty personalities and social skills. So the whales mating ritual is very primitive. Since neither party has anything attractive to present, they both simply show each other their genitals. The whales then mate, quickly, and due to their poor decision making skills they often do so unsafely. This is how whale pups are created.  Now when I, and presumubly any shitlord courts a shitlady, I have options. Since my brain has not been bathed in sugar and turned to mush, I can use metaphors, similes and other figurative language to flirt with my chosen partner, instead of awkwardly grunting. I could give her gifts, or write her poems, instead of buying her beetus juice. And when the time comes to present myself, in person or via pictures, I could show any part of my body. My core, my shoulders, my back, my legs, etc. The same goes for my shitlady love. This creates a natural, teasing flow, that builds up the tension to the reveal of the genitals. Made all the better by the fact that ours are not swimming in lard.  Now even though I never would, because I have standards, were I to send a picture of a random part of me to a girl for no reason, it would not be my dick! It would be my bicep, or my abs, or somthing else that's at least slightly appropriate. But these blobs feel the need to not only randomly send chicks pictures of themselves, but to send pictures of their cheeto dust covered dick. They all think of themselves as the nice guy, who really deserves the attractive women. While simultaneously all behaving in the same exact shitty way, scaring off all but equally shitty females. Its a neverending loop of neckbeard misery. I just feel bad for the shitladys caught in the crossfire.  I, however, have come up with a solution! To all you shitladys and shitlords plauged buy creeps on tinder or wherever, this is what you must do. Instead of simply ridiculing them, pretend you honestly cannot tell what part of their body it is. Even go so far as to pretend you appreciate the picture, but cant make out what it is. This, over time, will destroy the fats confidence in the dick pic having even the slightest power. And over time will hopefully lead to many shame based suicides!