This fat convention-goer made my skin wiggle I went to a convention over the weekend and there were lots of obeasts in attendance. I only captured one particularly noxious example.  https://imgoat.com/v/440 His hoodie and shorts are supposed to be a bright and cheery pink, but clearly he never washes them. They've taken on a rock-like grayness.  There was also this https://imgoat.com/v/441 (The booth behind the man, not the man) That's all I have though, I was having too much fun to pay much attention to collecting butterballs. Edit: just kidding, there was more. On my way back from the bathroom, I was hailed by a trio of triple-sized femayos who wanted to tell me all about their upcoming convention. Their event was too far away and too far afield from my interests for me to care but I listened politely anyway. Near the end of their pitch they threw on predatory grins and mentioned there would be beautiful women in attendance. Maybe they weren't referring to more like themselves, but it was enough and I think my face gave an involuntary twitch. I leave them and go through the doorway three feet away, and the SECOND I'm out of sight I can hear peals of laughter. It made me wish I had spoken my only thought: "Wrong species."