When I was a kid, one of my favorite things around Christmas time was the White Chocolate Oreo Fudge cookies. I saw them in Safeway last year and got super excited. I was about to buy a box before I checked the nutritional value of them, 100 calories in one fucking cookie! I couldn't believe it. I was going to buy a box anyway, and just eat one a day, when this large fat man came up to the big Oreo display, and stuffed literally eight boxes of the fucking things into his cart. To the man's credit, he was friendly with me, maybe even a bit jolly. Small town friendliness. He said. "Heh, don't you just love these things?" M: "Yeah, I remember my Mom used to give them to me when I was a kid. They're just so unhealthy." Friendly Fatty: "Yeah, but it's Christmas! It's okay to have a treat every now and again. My wife loves these. We'll buy Oreo ice cream and make shakes, drop about 4 white chocolate Oreos in there. It's great!" Then he proceeded to talk to me about all the different recipes you can make with them. It went on so long, I felt like Forrest Gump in boot camp when Bubba is telling him about all the different ways to prepare shrimp.One of the more disgusting sounding ones involved topping an Oreo Cheesecake with these cookies halved. After our conversation, I put the box back and walked away.