[Rant] "Honor My Curves" This is seriously the dumbest phrase I've heard in my life. Let's get the obvious out of the way: Those aren't curves. Illustration Second, in what delusional fucking fantasy do you live in that makes you think anyone has an obligation to "honor" anything about you? It doesn't matter if you're a 36-24-36 supermodel, nobody owes you a goddamn thing. You know how normal people deal with people not "honoring" them? They simply don't give a shit because they have their own lives to live. While we're on that, let's take a look at that word: Honor (V.): To hold in honor or high respect; revere. What exactly are we supposed to hold in high respect here? The fact that you shove oreos into your maw by the bushel? The fact that you eat enough food to sustain 10+ starving children in Africa? The fact that you're completely unrepentant about it? That's the opposite of honor. That's called "disgrace." But really, what bothers me most about it is the tone at which it's said. Those self entitled cookiechewbaccas complaining about how society doesn't view them as beautiful but should. It's unacceptable for people to find obesity unattractive. We're wrong. We're horrible people.  This is what I see every time you use that hashtag. You're a disgusting piece of subhuman filth and I hope you get a pulmonary embolism from reading this.