The morbidly obese wedding 2 weeks ago my gf and i attended the wedding of a family friend in rural canada. rural canada has the same type of fat fucks that exist in rural US but they are just dumber and more smug.  aside from my GF and I there were 5 other normal humans there. the invite list was only 50 people. the rest were fucking fat sacks of shit. the bride and groom were whales but i already knew that. i was floored when everyone else down to the photographer and wedding planner were hippos. the ratio of human to whale was the worst i've ever seen. this shit is getting way worse than it was even 5-10 years ago.  i drove (they also all had a problem with our car but that's another story) so i didn't take shots with the groom. I heard that i wasn't a man due to this. fuck you whales. i went home with my hot gf and you fucks ate and drank yourselves to sleep.