"When I was your age I looked like you, you'll just blow up like me and be fat!" Oh god, I love this one. Three weeks ago I was at a party in Sydney with friends, an acquaintance ham commented the same thing, that he was all buff and in shape at my age... "just wait till you hit 30 and your metabolism slows down" and jiggled his beer gut and said "This is your future" My response: "Yeah, I just turned 37"  Thin privilege is the ability to trigger lard bison just by your existence alone