A Fat gets 2nd and 3rd degree burns from opening a hot radiator. Greeting's once again! I come with another exciting and hilarious tale. I go to school at a pretty renowned technical school. I'm there to freshen up on some of my industry skills since cars age getting more and more advanced each year. One of the fat's that goes there goes by the name Bravo. This idiot had only 2 months left before it graduated. And this fantastically retarded motherfucker did something that is common sense to pretty much everyone. NEVER open a radiator when it is hot. The jackass drives a 2003 Honda Accord. And from what I had gathered, the car had an overheating issue. The idiot decided to open up his radiator after it had just turned off the car. Considering it was driven about an hour and the engine was still around operating temperature, I knew that something bad was going to happen. I had mentioned something to this particular fat about the danger, but I was told to eat a dick. 10 seconds later the asshat pulls off the radiator cap and boiling hot coolant and scalding water vapor shot out of the fill hole. He ended up getting 2nd and 3rd degree burns all over his face and arms. An ambulance had been called and it hauled this fat off to the hospital. When I went into class, my instructor had talked about what happened. I just piped up and loudly exclaimed "If he is 2 months away from graduation and he was retarded enough to open a hot radiator, then I guess it proves that he didn't pay the fuck attention to not only what his instructor told him, but to the clear and obvious DO NOT OPEN WHEN HOT warning on the radiator cap." tl;dr: Don't open up a hot radiator. Unless you want to sear the pork.