You. I like you.  We share the same sentiment. Just get your fat, inconsiderate ass out of my way! I don't have a Costco membership, but the local Meijer (big box) was filled with fat, slow zombies the last time I was there.  I'm like, why are you stopped in front of the green produce? You've obviously no idea what it.....oh...you're eyeballing the food sample cart across the way, waiting for the precious sound of the microwave timer.