Went on a date today God Damn, what a mistake. Get there on my own, this individual is already talking about how I'm gonna buy her food on text. I think, whatever, she's cute, get there, she's locked herself out. Hmmmm. Look at her for the first time omygod. Is she behind the whale? A fucking Planet walks up and tells some ditzy tale about forgetting it's keys inside. I pop the screen on the back window and hop in, while it stands and watches. Get inside, grab some water in the strangers house. I'm looking at the dimensions of the door frame trying to figure out how much margarine it must take to squeeze her out. We watch a movie, whatever. Checking the clock, checking the door. She complains about her hunger, a pain deep inside. I see it's stretch marks flex. At the idea of a big wet juicy burrito being paid for by anyone but itself. Asks me to take her for food, we're gonna take her car. I say I'm gonna go grab my wallet. Get the fuck outta dodge! Send a text, never looking back. There are only face pics on her profile. I think I'm starting to understand.