Turned my mom into a shitlord I'm honestly very proud. She has been training and getting so swole. She used to scold me for berating fat people which then would lead my fat stupid dad to chime in and scold me too. But today, I think I finally broke through to her. She told me about how she saw one of the school counselors today (she is a high school teacher). He is HUGE and by huge I mean like....how the hell is this fucker still alive?! She whispers to a teacher next to her and says "That's just diabetes waiting to happen" which the teacher looked at her like "Did you really just say that?". Dad heard all of our shitlordery continue and got mad, shut down, and continued to stew in his own fatty anger and fatlogic. It was great :') He even tried to compare race discrimination to fat hate. I wanted to punch him in his "secret trip to Wendy's before dinner" gut!