Toddler Clothes & Store Bought Pies My hudband's brother is an asshole. He's also obese and doesn't work. His wife is a teacher and is overweight. We haven't talked to either of them in over a year (for reasons I won't get into right now) but we saw my husband's cousin recently who told us this fun little story: So husband's sister-in-law called up husband's cousin and asked her if they could have her youngest's son's hand-me-down clothing. Mr. Ferret's cousin isn't having any more kids, so she said sure. She drove over an hour to bring the clothes to Mr. Ferret's brother/sister-in-law (she stayed to visit too, but it was a long drive that was out of her way.) As a "thank you", Mr. Ferret's brother gave his cousin a store-bought pie that was expired... and had a HUGE piece missing from it. Only an obeast would think a half-eaten, expired pie would make an appropriate gift to show their "gratitude".