Shitlord cop and Leo Thassalites acolyte /u/MorbidlyObese's close encounter of the adipose kind comes to mind:  Two car accident, a Ford F-150 driven by a fit human, and a Honda Accord driven by a (Estimating) 450-500 pound horror of a human, female. She was eating (not kidding) a bag of M&M's, not a small one, a HUGE one, like you get from Costco! She told us she had dropped some & was trying to retrieve them when the truck in front of her "Just stopped." She smashed into the back of the truck & she tried to blame the accident on the guy in front of her!  I told her she was 100% at fault for the accident, at which point she threw an infantile tantrum. "You cops are all the same, stupid jerks, do your job....." the usual crap when someone is immature and not willing to accept responsibility for their actions. I issued her a citation for Following Too Closely, Impeded Operation (Eating), and not wearing her seat belt (would not fit!).  Miss Hammy was focused on keeping up her shugers instead of driving, took her eyes off the road, never braked, and somehow it's the other guy's fault that there was a collision.  This is the kind of mentality that gives us biased judgments in divorce courts. Also, cundishuns with a side of ruined EMT backs:  she starts complaining that her neck hurts and she left her pain medication at home, so she wants to go to the hospital.  It took 6 grown-ass men to wheel this fat, worthless tub of shit to the ambulance, load her in, and delayed our time on scene for an extra 1/2 hour.