I went to Academy with my mother today... I'm in town for spring break and my mom said she'd take me shopping for new gym shoes since I've worn mine down from overuse. What's in the same aisle as me looking at trainers? An obeast and her pig fucker husband, and for some odd reason they kept ending up right near me.   First she was too lazy to walk to get a pair of disposable socks, so she reached in a bin and found a loose sock that was for sale that fell from the packaging. Her pig wrangler had to take it from her and get her a disposable pair. I'm sure if he hadn't, she would've tossed the dirty used sock right back in the bin. Disgusting.   Of course she complained about how small all the shoes are and how she couldn't fit them on her feet. He was obviously trying to get her back in shape and she was making a joke about the whole thing. Once she saw him check me out she started trying to be cute and funny in the most fucking obnoxious ways possible. Once she got the shoes on her hooves, she decided to "dance" up and down the hallways when he was asking her to walk around and see how they felt. She had him go get a different pair while she was supposed to be checking them out and when he came back he asked if she walked around. Do you think she did?   She was more concerned about how cute they were than the actual functionality. It took the cow as much time to try on one pair as it took me to try on four and decide on two. She left the store giggling and mooing with her overly expensive shoes that will never see the light of day again. Why are they so annoying and pathetic?