Yet another fatty at the gym story Long time observer but something happened the other day during crossfit that ticked this shitlady off. Yesterday's workout involved 3 rounds of 5 different movements. Our coach paired all us up during yesterday's class since it was a large class. Unfortunately, I got paired up with an obeast. Now I'm thinking "ugh, at least none of the stations require you to work together". Before the workout started, fatty pompously asks me if I know what I'm doing. I reply "yeah.... I've been doing crossfit for over 2 years". I'm thinking, "Are you for real bitch?" Not only are you fucking fat, you think that you need to instruct me? Fuck you bitch! I'll go to my coach for advice, not you! Just to be an ass, I ask her the same question. She proudly replies "yeah, I've been doing crossfit for 3 years". I had to try so hard not to laugh! What the fuck?? How have you been doing crossfit for 3 years and remained as huge as you have??? Then the workout started and I figured out one reason... She hardly tried on several stations. Any that involved walking or serious technique(i.e. cleans) she hardly tried. I was dying on the inside. During tire flips, she just lifted the tire up, placed it on her nasty fupa, and pushed it forward with it! First off, ewww! Second, you are missing the entire point of a tire flip - the use of explosive hip power to move the tire up and then pushing it with your ARMS/SHOULDERS!! And sled pushes were a fucking joke with this one! I'm hauling ass with 135+ pounds on the sled. She tries to push my sled and struggled so much! I smiled to myself at that moment. I may not have been able to shitlord her verbally, but I could feel her resentment watching me be able to lift and move heavier weight than her. Little did she realize that all that resentment only encouraged me!!! What pissed me off besides her remark at the start of the workout was that she had been doing crossfit for 3 years and clearly didn't take it seriously. Sure you don't need to be as hardcore as the elite crossfitters but fuck you if you waste time and space not even trying. You're taking up other people's workout space and wasting the coach's time! The rest of us are here to become stronger and fitter, not find an excuse to justify eating McBeetus meals! I better not get paired up with that waste of space again.