What are all these fat fuckers doing at the park? Last several weeks, late afternoon, I've noticed countless groups of large fucks wandering slowly down the paved multi-use paths at my local park. Typically packs of 3 to 10, consisting of smallfats, up to 300-pounders all staring at their goddamn cellphones while taking up the full width of the trail. This shit happened during the Pokémon Go craze 2 years ago, but they were wandering around the open fields more, and this time they're definitely just sticking to the paved path that goes the full perimeter of the park (~1.5mi). WTF are they doing? Is it a new retarded game, or is something else going on? It's not normal.