Ding dong, the fat is gone! I've written about this particular fat in my class before.  She was the one who was constantly eating all class, every class.  She came to morning classes with food, ate through the entire class, then left between classes to get more food.  During one lecture, in less than an hour, she downed a 2 liter bottle of soda and an entire family sized bag of chips.  I once saw her eating food and playing with her feet at the same time, then proceed to lick her fucking fingers.  She was constantly smacking and slurping so loudly that it was hard to hear the lecture, and naturally she never cleaned up her crumbs, spills or garbage.  There were days that I personally saw her eat at least 5000 calories, and that was just during class.  God only knows how much more crap she ate once she got home. Recently she started coming to class less and less, probably so she could stuff more garbage down her throat.  Too lazy to even sit on her fucking ass and listen.  Pathetic, but I wasn't going to complain since she wasn't there to bother me anymore.  Last week I noticed that she didn't even show up for a test, so I asked someone that knew her.  Her laziness finally caught up with her and she failed enough classes that they're forcing her to retake the year. YAY!!!!!!  Fat, lazy, disgusting cunt isn't in my class ever again!