Shitlord Skaters I've come to realize that skateboarders are some of the best shitlords. I was thinking about this earlier when I was watching this cringey vid. You almost never see fats skateboarding for two reasons:   1) They just can't skate because they're too fat. Skateboards themselves are shitlords.  and 2) If fats ever show up at the skatepark, they immediately get teased/shitlorded/humiliated by the skaters until they leave. The skaters will always insult, shame, laugh together, start recording the hambeast, and anything else they can do to dehumanize the hog. It's a beautiful sight.  The only time you ever see hams even attempting to skateboard is when they are completely isolated and in private, like in the video above, because the pigs know what the shitlord skaters will do if they ever try to step their hooves onto their skatepark territory.