I think I made a fat kid cry. Yesterday while walking to the grocery store I passed a fenced in schoolyard, two kids were pressed against the bars and were trying to get my attention so I pulled one of my ear buds out. I'd say they were 12/13, and the chunky one had his shirt off and was holding one of those yellow rubber joke chickens he asked "DO YOU LIKE MY COCK?" while pointing at it, "That's very rude." and I continued walking he called after "WHAT? IT'S NOT SEXUAL HARASSMENT!" while laughing. I kept walking but with my head swiveled to him "No one wants to see your cock when you're fat. Lose some weight." and his face fell flat. I kinda felt bad for being mean to a kid, but I hope he learned a lesson that when you're rude to a stranger they're welcome to be rude right back and hopefully he'll put the fork down before he grows into an outright obeast.