Laundry room ham. My first public shitlording story. So, I was downstairs in my dorm trying to do my laundry.I open the machine's door and insert all my clothes in. Now, while I'm doing this, my laundry basket is between myself and the wall.  A landwhale waddles in and yells at me, "COULD YOU MOVE YOUR SHIT?" Now, I realized I as being somewhat inconsiderate, and Iwould have happily obliged 1) if she had been nice, 2)if she wasn't fat. I started moving my laundry beast, and I said to her, "You know, you really don't have to be rude". And then she says to me, "YOU KNOW,YOU REALLY SHOULD BE MORE ACCOMMODATING TOWARDS DISABLED PEOPLE!" And that' when I snapped. I looked her right in the face, and asked her, "What's your disability? McDonald's?" She gasped at me,said"wow you're a douche" quietly paid for her laundry, and waddled away. The laundry room has some desks set up for students to do stuff while their laundry is being done. I took advantage of this, and I was there for an hour or so alternating between playing GTA 5 and doing physics homework. And then this butterbeast comes back with a smallfat friend, points at me, and oinks,"OM MY GAWWWD, THIS ASSHOLE FAT SHAMED ME WHILE I WAS DOING LAUNDRY! I DON'T EVEN EAT FAST FOOD THAT MUCH! I EAT HEALTHY!"  I was wearing headphones and playing a game, so I pretended not to hear her. She waddled away, and I felt satisfied.