Weekly Off-Topic I happened to remember that my grandparents would say that guy is "telling porky pies" to mean telling lies the other day. I was wondering what the origin of that phrase might be and it occurred to me that it might be fat people. Obviously pigs don't tell lies, but fat people do and fat people look like pigs. Or maybe it's just a rhyme. Has anyone else hear that or know? Also, I found this posted by one of the pro-fat blogs I trawl. I can't post it as day-to-day content, obviously, but I thought some in the crowd might get a kick out of it. I have nothing to say that hasn't already been said. It just blows my mind that men in dresses are bragging about having larger muscles than women and this is a good thing. In what way is this not Heather Swanson from South park?