Traumatized at the Adam Ant Concert The other evening, Adam Ant was playing in my city so I went with 2 pals. Adam Ant is now 62 and he was jumping around on the stage like a much younger man (although I thought he looked a little too thin). I had a major crush on him as a teen when he was so hot and in his prime so it was awesome to be able to see him perform. The audience? Ok, I understand that the majority of his fans are getting older and with that comes the usual wrinkles, gray hair or balding, etc., but I refuse to believe getting fat is unavoidable. I think I was one of the few at the concert that thinks this.  At one point, I was standing with my one friend behind me and there were fats all around me. I have space issues and don't like to be too close to strangers anyway but I sure as hell don't want to touch fats. My pal was dancing and kept pushing me toward them which was seriously freaking me out. I finally got behind him so he could touch them if he wanted. Ewww.