Tips for lurking fatties who go to a gym. Hi useless sacks of shit squeezing into active-wear and showing off way too much cellulite.  I am BeetusTrainChooChoo with a few quick tips for all the fatties who go to a gym: When you enter the gym, do not spend the first few minutes just standing and staring at the guys working out. Stop looking at them like they are a bucket of KFC you want to devour. If you must ogle them, atleast stretch/warm up and try to make it subtle.  Not stand there, blatantly staring with your maw wide open as if you are to lazy to shut it.  It makes everyone uncomfortable. If you are chewing gum, chew with your mouth closed.  You already look like a cow, there is no need to imitate them chewing on their cud as well. Do not place your stuff on a piece of equipment and then leave for 5 minutes when you haven't even used it yet.  I train at a small gym and taking equipment when you aren't using it is infuriating. Bring a towel.  If you do, FUCKING USE IT.  Do not leave it on the floor throughout the entire workout and then just leave without wiping the equipment. shudder A particular mayo-monster neglected to follow these tips while I was at the gym this morning.  God, the smacking of her fat face while she was chewing the gum open mouthed was disgusting.  Also, I think the bike she was using needed to be set on fire after she left without wiping it down.  Ugh!