Extremly polite shitlording I've seen a wonderful polite shitlording this week.  Full train, an old lady sits on her walking-rollator (she refused when people offered a seat to her). Walking-rollators are what old people use here to get around, scootypuffs almost don't exist, I don't know how common they are in the rest of the world, here almost every old person who has trouble walking owns one. Considerably younger, probably middle aged (maybe young, we all know how hard it is to guess their age) planet enters the train. Obviously no one want's to offer a seat to a planet (one seat wouldn't helped much anyways).  So the old lady sitting on her walking-rollator gets up and asks her if she wants to take her seat. The horrfied look on the hams face was amazing... You could read the question "Do I really look worse than this old lady, that is barely able to walk?!" in her face. And yes, she did.   The ham blushed and refused to take the offer.