RANT: Online clothes shopping So, I love shopping. And I love shopping online because it's like having all the stores at my fingertips, easy to mix and match, easy to bargain hunt. I love the new styles, new trends and colors, that come with each changing season. And along with many of you shitladies out there, I LOVE dresses. Nothing can make you feel sexier or classier than a form-fitting, little black dress.  One of my favorite places for online shopping is Amazon. Tons of styles and I have Prime, so it's free shipping. You can look at pictures of people wearing the dress, advice on whether to go up or down a size, and feedback on overall quality. You also get tons of fucking hams giving the dress 1-star because it hugged every fat roll on its disgusting body, making the dress "unflattering". So you get reviews like "why do they make dresses so small omg" and "I bought the 4XL and it hung like a drapery on me". Yeah, bitch, 4X is a lot of fabric, which is what was needed to cover your massive circumference.  The reason for the rant is that it's becoming impossible to tell if a bad review is a justified quality issue or just another fat fucking ham mad that the dress makes them look like a couch stuffed with cottage cheese. If anyone wants to kill some time, look around on Amazon at the form-fitting dresses and read the reviews. All the individuals who bought the XS and S LOVE the dress. All the XLs+ hate it. Wonder why. BONUS: some fat-fats include pictures to accompany their 1-star.