Ha!  Exactly.  Getting laid seems to be an unfathomable mystery to these mofos, and I imagine by the way they all reacted to the OP when he concluded that it's a good idea to not be fat to get laid, that most of them are fatfucks.  They're the mayo Lena Dunhams - demanding attention from the opposite while seething because they know damned well they're gross and thus projecting their self-loathing on humans.