There's this old fat lady on dialysis with me (I can't believe she's still alive, and I want her to put a fucking bra on, yeah I know we're here to sleep but fuck I don't want to look at you in your barely there pj's and grandma tits) and every night she CALLS the nurses to move her bed up and down. LIKE THERE IS A BUTTON ON YOUR BED JUST MOVE YOUR HAND.  I ask the nurses about it and they just shake their heads.