How a fat fuck grown ass man manipulated a child into consuming beetus. My father is a hamplanet to the end. He's diabetic and pounds back desserts like it's going out of style, it's depressing and disgusting. Even more depressing is this tale from a few years back. I wish I had said something at the time but I was a spineless turd and he suffers from the beetus rage, which is scary to spineless turds. One morning my little nephew, aged 5, was getting ready for school (he was staying with us for a couple days). His mother had packed him a lunch and my dad was taking him to school. My dad, for some fucking reason was determined to invade this little dudes day with beetus. He asked him if he wanted a hot chocolate with whipped cream with his breakfast. Little nephew says "no thanks!" Dad proceeds to badger him a bit "Are you sure? I'll make it special for you. it's really good" etc. Nephew sticks to his guns and says no.  Dad then asks nephew if he wants a pop in his lunch. Nephew says "No thanks! I just want water." (what a healthy and smart little dude) Dad doesn't like this answer either, proceeds to again, badger nephew. "Are you sure? you only want water? you don't want a coke?" Then he starts to badger him about the hot chocolate again! Nephew, getting frustrated says "NO GRANDAD I DON'T WANT IT."  Dad switches tactics, "Well how about this, Do you want a big boy drink??"  Alas, my nephews weakness! A big boy drink! (AKA Sprite mixed with orange juice). Nephew gives in and says that he will have a big boy drink with his breakfast.  This isn't good enough for my father, NOPE. What does he do next? "How about this, you have a hot chocolate now and I will put a big boy drink in your lunch?"  Nephew agrees. Why father, why? And that's how my dumb fat fuck father manipulated a 5 year old into consuming unhealthy bullshit for no goddamn reason. FFS.