Jaywalking Hams I'm a lazy shitlady, so I count the hell out of my calories instead of keeping a gym schedule. (5'4 and 113 pounds- nowhere near ham status.) Since I love biking and I live in a scenic beach town at the moment, I go on 5-6 mile bike rides four or more times a week. Now, jaywalking is pretty much accepted where I live, but I try to cross at stoplights because jaywalkers scare the shit out of me when I'm driving. Yesterday, I was out for my usual ride, when I passed a binary planetary system walking away from the beach. One used to be a man, and was easily 300 pounds, while the formerly female one was closer to 200. I didn't pay much attention when I passed them - beach hams are unfortunately common where I live - but I certainly noticed them as I was waiting to cross at a stoplight one block away. It was a long light and they had managed to catch up with me, but do you think they waited for the light to change? No, they just had to wade into traffic and trudge across two lanes before stopping in the middle because there was no way to cross the other two. It was fucking ridiculous. I actually passed them as they stood in the middle of the road once the light changed. Hams simply don't think the rules apply to them.