Saw a fat child today and couldn't shitlord the hamparent in public, even though the poor 9 year old had a beer belly. Need help! Saw a 9 year old with a beer gut today going to the pool, of course with hamparent.  Looking to compile scientific evidence of the dangers of overfeeding your kids with crap.  Please help! I am quite the shitlord at times, but I am at this gym 2 times a day and didn't want to start too much shit without better citations. Just want to have a printout to hand to hamparents is basically what I am saying.   Maximum efficiency shitlording.