I like when I have to have three or 4 people help me put a catheter in someone. one for each leg, one to hold the fat vagina open, and one to hold a flashlight. So basically my whole staff.  The thing that infuriates me the most is that   50a  they never want to do anything for themselves. They are always trying to get sympathy. Always with the "poor me". Some lady I used to work with broke her arm and is in rehab on my unit now. She fell and blamed some other lady for falling on top of her. I hate to break it to you honey but your arm would have been fractured either way. She's over 350 lbs.  And then there are the work fatties that don't do anything. We hired a new one that always acts like no one showed her how to do anything. "WELL NO ONE TOLD MEEEEEEEEE". Too lazy to cath anyone herself, she always blames the LPNs on the floor for things not getting done. As if she, as the manager, has no responsibility in this.  Pretty much most of the fat people will NEVER go above and beyond to help anyone. I probably wouldn't be thinking of getting another job without them.