A bit off topic but that's my WORST fear. I am on the pill but it's not always known to work 100%. I don't get periods ever, I don't pee (peeing more is the first sign), I'm always sick and nauseated in the morning, and I get super bloated in the abdomen easily. Kidney disease fucking sucks.  And it sucks because I can't just take a regular pregnancy test I have to go my dr and get a blood test ordered for it! My dr is usually... stop being so paranoid... but I really just don't want kids. I just wish I didn't love to be creampied so much...