April fools is tomorrow folks! This is our chance to shitlord the masses! My plan is to take one of those xxl donut boxes, and tape a picture of a bunch of doughnuts to the see through part. Then I'm going to fill it with a delicious selection of healthy veggies and fruit. Finally I'm gonna write "take one :) " on the front. Carry it around all day, and subtly shitlord all the fats. I was toying around with writing "this is only a prank if you"re fat." On the underside of the lid, but I think that would land me in some hot water...  So what are your plans? Let us please the gods of the iron temple on this most joyous of holidays.