Anybody whose ever sat next to a death fat femayo in HS/University could've told those researchers that they chew like fucking cows.  Can confirm. Bonus though was being the fit, arrogant, GI-Bill using "angry veteran" going through some courses for continuing education (I was actually really polite, just not PC), I could fucking death glare the sows into stopping, if only for a few minutes respite, and nobody would say a damn word. My favorite though was contradicting some of the butter huffing non traditionals I had in a particularly annoying class I shouldn't have had to take in the first place. Bitching about how at 30 their body was falling apart, etc., and so forth, the usual fatty complaints. I'd just make a point that I was already older than them, I'd been fucking blown up, and didn't have those issues, and maybe their problems were a consequence of lifestyle, not a universal inevitability. The only real issue I had was a rather hirsute male engineer who was about 6" shorter but had about 200lbs on me and made those absolutely repulsive lip-smacking, sucking, snorting sounds when shoveling massive amounts of disgusting slop into his gaping maw. I asked him what the fuck his issue was and why he felt compelled to make so much goddamned noise instead of eating like a fucking human being in the presence of others. "But it just tastes so goooood," was his response. What are you, fatty, a fucking 12-year old? I hate fats, even just being around them.