In the midst of grocery shopping.. As I was finding a parking spot before heading into sprouts, 3 grease junkies and a human were walking from an outback steakhouse and decided hey, let's just walk in front of this womans car because we have the right of way due to our sheer fucking mass. So I stopped since I kind of need my car not to be totalled, no bullshit it was the slowest group waddle I've ever seen. I started laughing and exclaiming the fact that there were so many fat people around me obviously loud enough for every obese fuck to give me death glares.