My gay roommates have a lot of female friends they bring over. Unfortunately 99% of them are Hams that try to hit on me and my shitfriend (whom is also my roommate) There's one that's particularly bad and blatant. We'll call her C. I'll call my friend that I've known for 15 years that I moved in together with A As a room we like to drink together and have fun on the weekend and invite our friends over. Literally every single time C gets a little drunk and notices me and A have been drinking a little she'll hit on us and drop very obvious sexual hints. One of the most blatant was on Friday night. The top button of my shirt completely popped off so A says "DUDE You're flashing me! cover that up!" (something along those lines IDR remember exactly word for word), me: "WTF how does this even happen. Weak ass shirt".   C: "OH That happens to my shirts ALL the time...this shirt is a little tight so it might happen again soon" and she reaches for the top button. Me and A instantly look away, don't say anything, and the most awkward silence ever ensues. This kind of thing happens regularly, and she never takes the hint that we're politely rejecting her by ignoring her when she says stuff like that. What makes this even more sad, is that she would still do stuff like that (albeit not as blatant, she'd still drop little sexual hints here and there) when she knew that we both had Girlfriends. Now that we've both broken up with our girlfriends in the past month, she's ramped it up 10000x. That being said, our roommates are actually alright and definitely not fat. But fat girls are known for hanging around gay guys constantly, I think it's because they know the only Male attention they can get from guys who are decently attractive is from gay guys edit: well this got popular really fast, I have tons more stories similar to that, and stories of us casually shitlording her, if yall are interested I can post more later