Are you kidding? Fats looooove salads. It's like a magical chicken, cheese, bread, ranch mix resting on a small bed of lettuce that makes the whole thing healthy! And then there are the mayo soups that are the potato and pasta salads. And let's not forget the fruit salad. Sure, there's some pesky fruit mixed in with all that sugar and whipped cream, but otherwise you couldn't call it a salad. I wouldn't be surprised if they haven't figured out a way to make a pizza salad by now.