I thought the same. So did probably everyone else, except apparently the author of that bullshit article. This is why I fucking hate reactionary policy makers and the media that promotes it. The only problem here that needs fixing is they put a train away without checking it for passengers. A real human could be onboard - heart attack, stroke, just passed out, etc. Someone could die due to lack of timely medical care. The fact that this lardgobblin was late for work is not a story, and the proposed "fix" is total bullshit.