Haha I have one work ham who eats a "salad" every day at work. This is a GIANT bowl of lettuce, serving bowl sized, and it puts a bunch of hamburger or eggs on it. I don't know about dressing, because I haven't closely inspected, but I do know it's been on a diet for the entire time I've worked there and is the exact same size. This diet situation applies to every femham in the office. One of them eats a can of vegetables for lunch most days, then goes out to lunch the others (it's the biggest obeast). A can of corn or whatever, lmao.