A hilarious beetus-filled story of how Reddit Mods and Admins banned me for life I got banned from fat logic for creating a post detailing why making fun of fat logic and not fat people is useless and tedious; it's the same shit over and over again without any fun. At first, when I got banned, I was pissed and messaged the moderators why. Apparently I violated some sort of BS rule on the sidebar that mandates that I do not upset fatties fee fees. I then called the mod either a fatfuck piece of shit, or some kind of whale sympathizer, which got me muted for 3 days. Wow, 3 days, like that's going to stop me. So, after that incident, every 3 days I messaged the fat logic mods as a group, where I said a bunch of horrible and cruel shit about their pathetic hambeast circle group sub and I also added in grotesque images that mainly consisted of cross sectioned fat people, diabetes diseases, and naked fupas covered with god-knows-what. This went on roughly twice a week (would be more but they would mute me each time). 3-4 months in,  after a joyful session of trolling the mods, I woke up one morning noticing a big red and white hammer logo that says I've been banned from Reddit for 5 days. 5 fucking days, without a warning or anything, and they added if I message these mods again I would be banned from Reddit completely.  After the ban was up, I messaged the whale admin saying how much of a stupid disgusting beetusmonster he/she is and that they have no grounds to ban me, and I said I would love to see them try it again. I continued to message the fat logic moderators twice a week, even more viciously this time. 3 weeks later, my reddit account got perms-banned (shadow banned). I don't care, fuck Reddit anyways, i'm just glad I spilled some delicate, vulnerable, and delicious buttery tears.