Too funny not to share So I am walking to my on campus desitination in the AM and some overly plump cherry (she was in a red dress) passed me by from behind on one of those push skooters. Some guy walking toward me but at an angle, just casually looked at her and stated "skooting around?" Like a light hearted joke to her, but as he got closer to me, he then stated to himself "because you're too fat to walk."  It was perfect.