Soylent for fat people I've recently discovered Soylent and think it opens a bunch of possiblities, especially as a counter to fat people's arguments. You're fat because you don't have the time to cook? Soylent. You can't/ won't learn how to cook? Soylent. You don't have a lot of money so you only buy $5 footlongs from subway? Soylent is cheaper. Reform SNAP? Soylent Nutritional Assistance Program. (For overweight freeloaders) You only eat 1200 calories a day and can't lose weight? Drink 1200 calories of Soylent a day and tell me if you're still fat after a while. Can't eat healthy/too hard? Soylent has everything a human needs to survive, its essentially dogfood for humans. Food desert? Soylent will ship it to you. Bring it up and watch the butter tears flow.