How I shitlord at work I have a job which involves meeting clients several times a day.  I am a Notary and people come into me for passport applications, affidavits and that type of thing.  Where I work I have a choice of meeting rooms, two on the ground floor and one on the first (US second) floor.  When I have to see obeasts I try to see them on the first floor, I say follow me and I take the stairs two at a time, and wait at the top, breathing normally.  The lard asses puffing as they haul their disgusting flab up the stairs is always great entertainment.