Obeasts Are Essentially Semipermeable Membranes; They Absorb Anything And Everything In Sight For those who don't remember middle/high school biology https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semipermeable_membrane These people are barely conscious of what they are eating. They see food, they eat it, they see beetus juice, they drink it. Their portions are so large, they don't even really enjoy or savor their food. They simply guzzle down as much food as quickly as they can. There's no such thing as "just one bite" for them.  The only difference between a ham and a single-cellular organism with a Semipermeable membrane is that the ham can't absorb food through its skin, it must enter the maw. But maybe one day ham evolution will bring us hams that can simply absorb food.