Yeah I'm messy too, but I'm not dirty. There is a huge difference. My dishes are washed, my bathroom is clean, there's no dust, sinks are clean, fridge clean, garbage all thrown away. My problem is that I tend to throw clothes everywhere, and I have a lot of jewelry and a lot of makeup all over the place (I'm high maintenance so I require a lot of things to look presentable teehee). I'm also a busy person and I go from place to place quickly, and since my home is only 500sqf there isn't a lot of places it can go. Sometimes I feel like a tornado hit it. That's my dirty secret no one knows about and I'm keeping that way.  However it still looks 1000x better than this dump.  And check out the ghetto nightside tables.