A subtle way of shitlording... As society has collectively puckered its butthole to protect the precious emotions of the fat, the lazy, the slothful, and the ignorant, our shitlordly duties have become more challenging by the day. Obesity has pathetically become a protected class in many of our workplaces, subjecting it to the same  protections offered to states not freely chosen like sexual orientation and skin color and height. Such bullshit puts us lords and ladies in a precarious position: how do we continue to shitlord when  Big (and I do mean BIG) Brother is so perniciously catering (tee hee) to the burger monsters out there?  I have devised one subtle method I encourage us all to take up when the situation presents itself. It's very simple:  When you need to reference an overweight person, never just say, "That beast or that burden over there" since it could stir the ire of the fat apologists. Instead, say, "The diabetic" or "diabetic looking." Example: Innocent bystander: "Excuse me, do you know where the bathroom is?"  Shitlord:  "Oh, sure. It's right past the diabetic looking guy over there." Innocent bystander: "The what?"  Shitlord:  "The very large man there who has likely inflicted a dangerous and preventable disease upon himself by unrestrained overeating... The diabetic looking one. It's right past him. If you can manage to squeeze by... Have a great day!"