Loud ham at Hot Topic (with pictures) I was at a clothing outlet mall with a friend and we went into Hot Topic. They were having a deal on sweaters buy one get one free. So we walked in and began going through the racks of clothes when two hams walked in. The one (pictured at the end) was bigger and the other one (not pictured) was fat but smaller than its friend. The smaller one was pushing a massive stroller with a kid in it.  So my friend and I just tried to ignore it, but the drawf planet with a kid stayed at the front of the store at the door while it's gas giant friend ran around the store, going to the racks right beside us. It would grab a tiny little dress, crop tops, and every other thing that was not even in its size and yell to its friend at the front of the store stupid shit like 'I guess I lied I'm going to HAVE to spend money today!" Or "Look at this it will be the cutest thing on me!" Making sure that the whole store could hear it.  Then it would constantly go up to the humans trying to run the store, asking for different sizes for every outfit.  The thing was so disproportioned. It's upper half looked too big for its legs. I kept hoping it would fall over. The best part is I don't think they even bought anything because they were able to find anything in its size. We were pretty much the only ones in the store, which made it even more obnoxious to listen to. https://sli.mg/a/A76GuZ