The ears and tails at work can be removable plus its an inside joke among some of my human coworkers so management is okay with it. Remember, fats can't wear tails because its hard to reach behind themselves so its my way of subtlety shitlording them. But yes it is true that I see fatties at my workplace drink 2L of soda every day. How they don't have kidney stones yet is beyond my reasoning but soon that will happen.