Common phrases used by fatties and their REAL meanings This is a little game I thought of this morning. Allow me to demonstrate. Fatspeak is in bold, translations are in italics. "Cooking and eating healthy is too expensive!" "Cooking and scrubbing pots and pans takes too long, GIMME FOOD NAO!" "I barely ate anything and still didn't lose weight!" "I ate thousands of calories worth of chips and candy and nothing with fiber/protein, so I feel like I barely ate anything!" Now you try!