I guess my entertainment threshold was much lower then.  Nahhhh, the best jabs are always the most subtle. When I was much younger, I used to troll fat people by opening doors for them. When I'd see them walking toward a set of double doors, I'd hold one of the doors open -- but just enough so normal people could barely fit through. Worked even better if there were human-sized humans approaching too, since they'd get in without a hitch. Then I'd watch silently, all smiles, as the ham planet averts its gaze and crams its way through. Stupid, I know, but it was subtle and hilarious to me.