This is the internet so not good enough. Please also sing the revised version of do you want to build a snow man. I don't want to be a fat fuck  Eating chocolate cake all day  No cottage cheese thighs  Heat rash or hives  From simply walking away  Want to contribute to society  And have a life  But I can't under all this lard  I don't want to be a fat fuck  Oh god don't let me be a fat fuck  Or I'll die