"You're just jealous" After lots of instagram shitlording, I noticed that the "you're just jealous" schtick is by far the most popular answer to my comments.  And now I've seen the light. They're right. I'm totally jealous of a body you can only achieve by being a lazy glutton. What an achievement to be proud of! I'd totally love to have to have thighs that are 55 in circumference - inches, not cm. It would be so beautiful and empowering to have half a ton of jelly on my legs, destroying every last tarp-pant I can find due to chub rub (tee hee). Being unable to walk because of the sheer weight of my legs... the ultimate dream! #HAES (✿◠‿◠) And I'd die for arms that are twice the size of shallow shitladies' thighs. I'm realizing I could only ever feel like a real womyn when I can't lift my arms anymore, because they are too heavy for my muscles. THIS is cute and feminine - unlike those skinny fitness bitches who look like men, tee hee! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ Of course, this wouldn't be complete without a babely fat belly. A square mile of soft, squishy tummy full of (non-pregnancy related) stretch marks is every real man's dream. You're not a reeeeal womyn if you don't have a tummy that slides over the floor when you're walking.   (◕‿◕✿)  How can a skinny bitch not be jealous of that?! /s