And now this Ryan Lochte news flash -- what's his excuse?  It's fricking Motard Monday.    Edit -- waaay off fat-hate-topic but someone just posted this Lochte's greatest  hits cringe video:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPftu3oKU8E And this comment gold:  BamBam • an hour ago I know he's Sarah Palin levels of stupid, but I would still fuck him in half.  ... ditto ;D