Shawnay goes to the dump My cousin works the scales at a local dump. They weigh your car as you go in, and again as you leave. You pay 3 cents times the difference in pounds. He shared this story with us yesterday. Bitch named Shawnay (actual name - who the fuck names their kid that?), pulls up in a car loaded to the brim with shit - like enough shit to surprise someone who works at a dump. Apparently poles were sticking out both windows. Anyway, Shawnay gets weighed and heads into the unloading area. A half hour later she's back to check out. Cousin rings her up and she owes about $3.50.  Shawnay objects that she is being overcharged. Claims she took a shit, and wants her bill reduced by 4lbs. Cousin responds he doesn't have the ability to override the scale, offers to get a manager. Shawnay demands the manager. Repeats her claim that she took a 4lb shit. (What would that even look like?) Manager reduces her bill $0.12 and Shawnay goes on her way. Yes I asked if Shawnay was fat. Unsurprisingly Shawnay was quite fat.