We have something similar at the local fair here. The fair is a big deal with lots of rides and shit like fried kool ade and fried candy bars.  My girlfriend and I did it this year, we were going slow as she popped into the bathroom literally at the last minute and there were waves and waves of fatties in front of us. However once the path took us into the part of the fair where all the foods were being fried, lo and behold, all the fatties stopped running and lined up. It was a breeze after that.