Triggered Two Fatties At Work It was a bad day at work for me because my seating is between Obeast and Eatbeast. Eatbeast always eats food at every hour and Obeast still holds grudges at me because I popped my chip bag near it causing it to shit itself at work. Eatbeast eats and bangs its desk when talking to customers because it gets annoyed by them. So that's when I decided to speak up against the fats. SUPA FUPA: Hey Eatbeast! Can you please stop banging your desk? It bothers other people. Eatbeast: Starts banging the walls of its cubicle on purpose. Whatcha gonna do about it? SUPA FUPA: I'll move elsewhere! Eatbeast: THEN MOVE! As I was packing up my stuff, I muttered "Screw you!" to it and that's when Obeast in front of me REEEEEs at Eatbeast and they start yelling for a supervisor as I cleaned up my stuff. I didn't listen or retaliate since I just wanted to get the hell out of there and sit with my human friends as the supervisor came along. Supervisor: What seems to be the problem? Obeast: SUPA KEEPS FARTING AND BURPING UP THE PLACE AND STARTS SHIT WITH US! HE MADE ME SHIT MYSELF AND YET MANAGEMENT SIDES WITH HIM! Eatbeast: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Supa harassed me! SUPA FUPA: Eatbeast and Obeast keeps banging their desks and their actions bother me so I'm just going to move. Eatbeast: He said "Screw you!" to me! Supervisor: Okay Supa. You can come to my team. Obeast: That's not fair! Supa always plays victim and management always sides with him and because of this, our supervisor on our team said we have been picking on him! We never did anything to him! SUPA FUPA: Yet you threatened to report me to HR because you won't give me a bottle of water? That's retaliation and that's against company rule. Eatbeast: It ain't fair you bothering us and I ain't gonna lose my job! I got a kid to take care of! SUPA FUPA: Whatever and not my problem. If you cared about your kid, you would be considerate of others. Eatbeast: You're cruel! If I don't have a job because of you, I can't take care of my kid! So after moving my seat, the supervisor on the different team emailed to my team supervisor about the situation and also said that Obeast and Eatbeast will be speaking with not only my team supervisor but also the operational manager about the incident. She also said my team supervisor will move my seat so I won't have to deal with my fatty coworkers. Because everybody in management knows me mainly because I set an example to other workers as one who comes in to work and not let people bother them, everybody naturally backs me up against whiny obeasts. I never played victim; all I did was go to work, do my job, don't let others or the customers bother me, know that customers will never be seen in person, and call it a day and make money. I always stay calm in my call center job because I know the customers I deal with are those I will never meet in person and as long I sound happy, I make them happy. So when I return to work, I'm going to be expecting some REEEEEEEEEEEEEs from those fatsos and I hope they get fired with cause for their incompetent behavior. If not, I know they will be put on a final warning list. I just hope they lose their jobs because my workplace needs more employees and I hope they are replaced by nice humans. When they go, I'll be getting a raise and they'll be gone. TL;DR: Eatbeast bangs her desk, I told it to knock it off, it and Obeast REEEEE'D and I moved seats and new supervisor will make sure their team supervisor will bring them to the operational manager for a disciplinary meeting.