"And though they looked cute on [the eatbeast], the emotional toll of having to huff and puff to get her jeans on was way too much."  Also right! "yet another thing that ran too small" or ... maybe ... your cankles are just too big for life. "Plus-size women come in multiple shapes — something Fashion Nova needs to recognize"  Also lol. Yes that extra 200# of blubber sticks out in random and different places on each person. Can we really be expected to design for all the possible shapes a garbage bag stuffed with jello can take?