I finally heard the low blood sugarz excuse irl I always thought “muh blood sugars low” was a tumblrina myth, surely no fatass could be that stupid. but I finally heard it for the first time IRL. I was in class, when this bully butterbarge walks in like a fucking tornado, as she does every class. This girl is your grade a bully, and classic tumblrina at that. And for some reason, she absolutely despises me ((insecurity)). Anyway, I could rant about this girl for days. She’s gross. She’s a ~350lb white girl that loves to accuse people of being racist, sexist, anything that offends her. Meanwhile, bragging about how she lies to doctors to get medicine she could sell. This one hit close to home for me, for y’all that remember my husband was sick. One day I decided to call her out on it and tell her that it’s disgusting to lie and sell medicine like that, it takes away from people who genuinely need it. Her response? “You’re not special because your husband died.” Anyway, the blood sugar story. She walks in and simply tells the prof she has to leave to go get lunch because her blood sugarz were low. I was so excited because I had never heard that IRL yet, but let me tell y’all. I have fasting hypoglycemia, and my husband had transplant diabetes, so needles to say, I know how to handle “low blood sugars”. I offer the beast a packet of peanut butter crackers that I keep in my backpack for when I need it. Fatty brushes me off because she needs REAL FOOD. So she went off and came back with Chinese food and some cookies.  Anybody that actually suffers with low blood sugar KNOWS you treat it by eating something like peanut butter crackers, not a full blown fucking meal. I hate fat people.