in an attempt to turn my (thin) boss into a total  shitlord (he thought medical reasons were a valid excuse) i went step by step through all of the medicines/ conditions that supposedly cause weight gain, pcos, thyroid conditions, prescription steroids etc. and explained for each one why they're not a valid excuse (with the semi exception of prader willi, which can still be rectified by cico and obviously none of these tumblr hams have. By the end he said "so i don't have to feel bad for them?" it was the highlight of my shitlord life