Stretchy Obeast at the Gym My boyfriend and I go to the gym at our university. I like it there because it's small and not many people go so you never have to wait for machines or think about other people watching you. There's this fatty I noticed that comes in lately. Beast's in full workout gear but I have yet to see her actually workout. She's always off to the side just stretching.  The way the gym is built, once you go through the doors there's a line of stationary bikes and one rowing machine against the wall on the right, and then a small area to the left that has a water fountain, and some mats so people can do their stretching or crunches or pushups or whatever they want to do that doesn't require a machine. Then it branches off into a larger room that holds all the machines and weights.  I usually hang out in the first room at the beginning of my workout just so I can stretch, get some spinning in and get my body warmed up before I start on strength.  Today I was on the bike just doing my thing and in walks Hammy with this other stout dude carrying some kettle bell weights. I thought, "Maybe she will get some strength workouts in today." Boy was I wrong.  They started out stretching with the weights. I wasn't really paying attention as I was focusing on my workout but, since the stretching area is right in front of me - I couldn't help but notice they never did anything else other than stretching with the weights. All the guy ever told that ham hock to do was just lift it up and bend over to the left or right. I'm just a beginner in the gym but I'm betting that is a pretty fucking useless exercise to do as a sole workout (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong). That was all they did and, somehow, she was a mess. Her face was beet red and was huffing and puffing, grabbing at her towel every two seconds to wipe off the slag on her face.  I couldn't stand to be around it anymore, so I got off the bike and went into the weight room.  My boyfriend and I do our thing and I never once see the girl get on a bike or come into the weights room. We are finishing up and I get ready to get my row on and she's nowhere to be found. Big fucking surprise.  I've seen her do this now for two weeks. I have a feeling she is one of those hogs that say, "I am fit! Look at how good I can stretch, I'm so limber and healthy!"