A COUPLE OF SMALL FAT STORIES... I go to the gym in the morning. Usually its fit older people which helps motivate me. Anyway this time at the gym there was a gas giant. This(what I assume WAS at some point was a) woman honestly looked like a fucking rhino. Its kankles where as big as my thighs. Anyway I had been on the stair stepper for about an hour at that point and it was getting late(which means I'd be late for work) so I decide to kick it up a notch and this fatty gets on the one next to me. I start skipping steps and I make it go faster. I can immediately tell I triggered this fat. I could see it in the mirror glancing at my monitor(as if I couldn't fucking see it or something lol) and it tries to go faster and it slows down about 2 min later to get a drink of water. This speeding up and slowing down goes on for about 5 min and this beast is out of breath and it starts stopping now instead of slowing down. Meanwhile I'm over where hauling ass since I was about to be late for work. After like 1 min this fatty tries her hand at skipping steps. After like a min I get off and you can see a giant smirk on this dumbasses face. Whatever I quickly run to the bathroom to wash my hands and face and guess who comes stomping behind me like 2 min later? This fucking rhino. I don't know if maybe it was trying to "compete" against me but thats what it looked like especially after seeing her glance at my monitor every couple of seconds. Whatever skip to the next couple of days and guess who I haven't seen? That fucking rhino LOL.  (second much different story)  I have a friend whos getting into small fat territory. Her friend and I are both in pretty good shape(we're both around 5'4 and like 120ish) and her friend got a small pop corn and I had turkey jerky(yo if you got a kroger near you get their jerky its so good) anyway I WAS gonna get a small ice cream but I didn't want to be a fat ass and I had a banana in the car anyway. Anyway my friend starts insisting I get the ice cream. I say hell naw and keep going about my day. After the movie my friends hungry and I just had a bunch of turkey so I was stuffed and she starts pushing me into getting taco bell. I say no again and she's asking me why I'm not eating anything and if I was sure. Yes bitch I am fucking sure. Anyway her friend is also in shape so I'm hoping she and I can join forces to shitlord my other friend to get her in shape so wish me luck.