I am raising my sons as shitlords.  I never thought, when I was 16, I would say this to my son and actually believe it: "staying thin and fit is more important than going to college."  Because mark my words: it will be. My generation already doesn't give a shit about college degrees unless they are technical ones for a specific field, because we see what college has become and the types of people who go to college.  It used to be that having a college degree demonstrated values like investing in yourself, managing your time wisely, behaving professsionally, etc.  Now having a college degree might mean those things but it might also mean that you are a raging SJW harpy who thinks she's moving the safe space at Private Liberal Arts U to the safe space that is your company. But my generation will give a shit about whether you can stay thin in a sea of fats.  It's going to be the differentiator.  Going to the gym regularly and staying in shape is something that even most so-called disciplined college graduates can't do.  You can't coast your way through supersets like you can through "The Sociology of Miley Cyrus” with Professor Perfiterole.  We'll be able to see with our eyes immediately the quality of a person.  We won't have to sift through a 2 page resume from a 23 year old detailing their activism and their excuse for their multiple misdemeanor arrests. Shitlords will be the future's "right kind of people."  My sons are going to be the right kind of people.