Fat Redneck Piece of Shit Camps at My Site on The Appalachian Trail. Be me 16 In Boy Scouts, going to Philmont this summer To prepare for Philmont we have to go on a couple training hikes Make sure everyone is physically capable of hiking 10-15 miles a day and knows what to pack Have a good trip, hike 11 miles through one of the most difficult portions of the Appalachian trail Pull up to our campsite for the night, exhausted Formerly male lardass and fatass wife are camping along with still skinny (or possibly just skinnyfat) kids. Also have a fat Pit Bull Male fatass brought beer with him (these guys weren't hiking the trail, just camping at a site off the trail that through-hikers visit Drinks it during the evening, gets increasingly rowdy, leaves beer cans around Let Pit Bull wander the camp off its leash while he makes shemayo cook for him Try to ignore him, boil our water and eat our food before turning in at around 6:00 PM Wake up in the middle of the night They lit a campfire and are talking around it EXTREMELY loudly It's just lardass and another hiker/camper that I hadn't seen up to this point. They may have been friends Check watch, it's 1:30 AM, all the through hikers have probably gone to sleep, since hiking is pretty exhausting. They just want a good nights sleep. This fat piece of shit talks loudly for a good two hours, keeping me and my tentmate up. He swears constantly too I'm a teenage guy, I swear plenty, but this piece of shit has a swear word sprinkled into pretty much every sentence. Like he feels compulsed to use them At one point he talks about how he beat his son for talking back to him Get increasingly mad at this piece of shit for keeping me up this late (and you know, beating his kids) Think about getting up and asking him to shut up Finally he puts the fire out and climbs into the giant 8-person tent the family had brought (for 5 people + a dog) Drift off to sleep a little later Get up around 6:00 AM Area around fire pit is trashed. Beer cans, chip wrappers, the works Quickly boil our water and eat our oatmeal before getting out around 8:00 AM (most other people didn't wake up until 7:00) As we hike to our pick up point everyone talks about what a piece of shit he is.