Shithusband says, it's a shame we blame others I went swimming at the gym this morning, and as you do, I wore an athletic bikini from Athleta and flip flops as I walked through the locker room to the pool.  Unfortunately, I was spotted by a couch bison outside its natural habitat. It glared at me. Just glared, like I was a stray piece of lettuce on its mcbeetus burger. So I looked it up and down in disgust, adjusted the strap of my bikini near my collarbone, and continued to the pool, which was blissfully empty for the half hour I swam laps.  I'm sure Couchella has already posted on tubblr about the anorexic bitch at the gym walking around half naked.  Edit: Forgot to write, I told my shithusband about the encounter, and he said, "it's a shame that our society has devolved so much that we blame others for our own bad choices."