It's stupidly easy to lose weight by eating marginally healthy in terms of quantity and food quality, and doing simple bodyweight exercises and light cardio until they're human sized. ... They shouldn't have become fat in the first place and there's no reason for me to be congratulating them for correcting their long series of mistakes they had no excuse to be making in the first place.  Those are damn good points. Up until now, I was withholding my hate from fats who looked like they maybe might be trying to correct themselves -- you've made me realize they're all equally deplorable until they aren't fat anymore. Thanks, man.