Smelly fatty encounter this morning during my volleyball elective So my college offers fitness courses. Taking one is a graduation requirement. I played volleyball in high school, so I decided it would be fun to play it again, even if only for some class. Last week we did some fitness testing just to get a baseline to measure our progress against and this week we actually got into the game. Even though it is a volleyball class, there's also a little (very little) conditioning involved. Today, we started class with a lap around the track, and then we each practiced bumping, setting, spiking, and serving with a partner. After that we did 10 jumping jacks, lunged to 1/4 court, lunged back, 10 more jumping jacks, and lunged again.  In this short time, like 15mins into class, this one neckbeard fatty was already sweating profusely and his face was beet red. He quit halfway back on the last set of lunges and went for a drink of water. I had been standing next to him when we started and when I finished the lunges back in the start spot, it smelled. so. bad. It was like a pair of never-been-washed feet shoved up somebody's dirty swamp ass, it was disgusting. I actually gagged, and then moved because I couldn't take it. How can you let yourself get so fucking gross? That your moldy fold smell lingers like that?? Needless to say, when it came time to scrimmage, I went on the opposite court from him. Didn't want to be smelling that for the rest of the hour.