Beetus buying butter barge holds up line being too stupid to function. https://imgoat.com/uploads/2e74f10e03/26360.jpg This tubby heifer spent 10 minutes checking out for 6 items (4 of which were soda 12 packs). The cashier asked if she was using Cartwheel today and that kicked off a shit storm of stupidity like you wouldn't believe. WHAT'S THAT? Loudly, and with suspicion.  SO IS IT POINTS OR DISCOUNTS THEN? The clerk explains for the third time: it is both. Jesus. WELL WHAT ABOUT THE TV I BOUGHT HERE? IT WAS EXPENSIVE I WANT THOSE POINTS HOW DO I GET THEM? No shit she's almost shouting. I just want to leave. Clerk calmly asks if she bought the tv within the last 7 days. She bought it for Christmas. (Incredulous staring) REEE OH GREAT SO I CAN'T GET MY POINTS? (Shakes head at clerk like she's being swindled) Now I should point out that she refused the cartwheel app at first. She then changed her mind after being rung out. I wish I were making this up. She also had no idea what her pin was and instead of trying one (the first one she tried did, in fact, work), she complained for a while that she couldn't remember it because she had too many.  she asks for pretty much an entire tutorial on the app. Cashier patiently tries to sum up. I want to leave the line, but my groceries are already on the counter and the only other cashier is a butter huffer sitting in one of those portable chair things. Not a wheel chair exactly. Looks like a step stool with wheels kind of. So fuck that, too. WAIT HOW DO I GET THE POINTS FROM TODAY? DO YOU NEED TO RERING ALL OF THAT? The saintly cashier shows her how to scan her receipt. Cow stays at the counter to do so, rather than move over so the line can move. SO THAT'S IT? DO I GET THE POINTS RIGHT AWAY OR NOT? Holy hell you rancid twat please fuck the fuck off. Then of course, she has to scrutinize the receipt before moving. Just in case she paid too much for her fizzy diabetes drinks. Finally praise Lord Beetus, she waddled off into the sunset and i got to be rung out (took 2 minutes).