Before I properly respond, let me just say that I love your comments so much.  You never fail to make great points, in a very well written, entertaining way. Moving on.  Why does this need to be an article?  What normal person doesn't know that fat, one of the three macros we need to live, is good? How basic biology/chemistry works?  I've argued with fatties (mistake, I know,) that I could eat no fat, and still be overweight.  They disagree.  So much denial.