The big one I hear is "you CAN'T have three   75e2  kids." It might seem as though that's fun to hear. It's fucking not. I had kids, they exist, they were born perfectly healthy and I did not at any point transform into a perambulating pile of lard.  I think most young men know how old I am, as I don't dye my hair or wear a lot of makeup, but they are willing to hit on me anyway and I cannot blame them. Were I in the market for a hookup, I would fuck every normal-weight 50-year-old on the block before I let a fatty scramble atop me.