So my coworker was fishing for compliments... I met this gal at work.  She was friendly enough and I went to her place to hang out.  I was just looking to make friends, nothing more.  You guys can guess why I wasn't interested.  I guess she was babysitting or something and there was a kid around.  Which was great because it meant no pressure.  We have a good evening and watch a movie and I did some arts and crafts with the kid. So anyway, the next day she's talking to me on the phone and she just randomly says, "I was thinking of getting my boobs done." I very frankly told her, "If you're going to get surgery, maybe you should subtract before you add."  She quickly excused herself from the call.  I guess she wanted me to say something nice but I went for practical.  Oops.  I never heard a word from her since and she avoids me at work.   Her loss.