Quick shitlord tale I was at a little highschool get together recently.  I suggested to a few friends that we take a short stroll around the nearby lake,  and unfortunately a fatty decided to tag along. This girl is really disgusting,  probably five foot five and 250 pounds. She's fucking sixteen and she has an incredible amount of cellulose and the flabbiest ass ever. Absolutely disgusting to look at.  Anyways after a little bit I got bored and started playing with my new phone,  which has a heart rate monitor. I used said feature and found my heart rate to be 54bpm while briskly walking :d It made me pretty happy that I'm in that good of shape,  so I showed it to my friends,  and lo and behold,  hammy wanted to give it a go. 100 beats per minute. One HUNDRED bpm because of a little walking. She's going to have a heart attack soon,  I can feel it.  I got in a sneaky comment about all the food she ate later.