Damn. Never had a shitlord dream before last night. So I had a bit of nightmare last night. The setting was somewhat post apocalyptic/zombie apocalypse, it was odd. Me and two friends were camped out in a little one bedroom apartment. Well all three of us are virgins, and one of my friends somehow found a couple girls to help us lose our v-card before we died. Well I picked the short straw, and was the last one to do anything. I had never seen the girls before, but one just kinda later me down, pulled down my pants and acted as if she was about to ride me. Well just before we started, I realized she was a fatty. I kicked her in the cunt, pulled my pants up, kicked her a few more times for thinking that she could get away with that, and left to fend for myself. After that it got pretty fuzzy and I woke up.  TL;DR- I almost fucked a cow in the zombie apocalypse last night.