I walked into the ladies room at a retail establishment once to find a huge lady in the sink area just standing kind of bent over. The smell was ungodly. I stopped right at the door. She looked at me and said 'can you help me, I had an accident.'  I said I would get an employee while I rocketed backward out of the room.  The lady didn't seem to distressed about it. She was very matter of fact. Just, you know, casually shitting your pants while you shop.