The decline of fatties who can't wipe themselves Fats who can't wipe themselves didn't become that way in one day. It was a slow, grueling process. No matter how fast they went and stuffed themselves with beetus, the process of getting that fat doesn't happen overnight. No no no, see, with the amount of shit they eat, they have to shit at least daily. Probably multiple times a day due to how much fucking food they shove down their throat.  The reason I point that out is with such an amount of shitting, it's not like one day they could reach themselves and the next day they couldn't. They're fat fucks but not even they would go from comfortably reaching their ass to not being able to reach at all between shitting sessions. No, my shitlords, it's a slow process. As they continue to expand their waists, they're stretching their arms a little more each time. Slowly it becomes harder and more difficult. They slowly start to stretch until one day it becomes the hardest stretch (and workout) they've had in several years. At that point there's two options: Give up. They just decide sitting there that this time, they're just not gonna wipe it and are done with it. They still could if they wanted to but at that point it's just too hard for them to put forth the effort so they stop bothering and embrace the life of a shitty crack. Keep trying to wipe. This one is entertaining because the delusion makes them think they're just still normal. They're going to break down because their cuhndishuns keep making them so big. They have to fight and face that they're not even normal anymore. Every shit, that wiping keeps getting a bit harder. They're desperately trying to shove paper in their ass folds just by the fingertips, but one day, all the contorting and attempts fail and they're now too fat to wipe. Of course there is a third option and it's just to lose some fucking weight by not eating so goddamn much. But of course the excuses and whale tears make it seem like it's fucking impossible to these beasts. They deserve the shame of not being able to wipe. Something inside of a person has to die when you physically can't do that anymore. No amount of FA, delusion, or "self-love" is going to stop that from piercing a fatties heart. Too bad it can't physically pierce their heart when they become that fucking useless.