I'm sorry to be tardy to the story party! I used to live with these shitstains and oh boy do I have some tales. I'll make another post about them later when I have time to think of the best ones but here are two for right now. The first was during winter and it was maybe 10F outside. I was away for a weekend and came back to find these fuckstains in shorts and sweating. Meanwhile, I had my winter coat on and could see my breath inside. I was NOT ALLOWED to turn the heat on because they were too hot and didn't want to have to use their AC during the winter. Such wastes of space. Another time, they had ordered delivery from some pizza joint nearby (literally two blocks away, yet they couldn't handle such a journey to pick it up). When I saw what they had gotten, my jaw dropped. Two large pizzas, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, french fries, and two two-liters of mountain dew. But what made it even better was when they opened up the delivery bag, they pulled out 5 or 6 pairs of plastic silver, and the femayo was so confused why they gave them so many! She literally could not understand that the two of them had ordered enough food to feed an entire family! More to come!