My friend's drummer is a shitlord So I'm grinning pretty wide right now. I went to see my best friend play tonight and it was a great show. His drummer and I were heading the same route home via the metro, so we squat down in the corner on the train platform and waited for the train. I look up as we're chatting to see three small fats (one with bright pink hair) walk by us. He chuckles to himself and says to me, "Isn't it weird how fat people always stick together in small groups?" I respond with, "It's the only way they can survive, but pretending it's okay to be fat and giving each other fake compliments." Then we go back to discussing why being fit and in shape is so much hotter/much more desirable and attractive, and other sexual stuff, I won't mention details of. I'm so happy my friend's drummer is a shitlord in disguise.