Fat at work getting in trouble for being a creeper I work for a small business software company that involves a lot of travel and interaction with all kinds of people. There's a small team of people working with me and one of them is a fat fucking sanctimonious, obnoxious, entitled bastard I can't stand being around. He's one of those WE WUZ KANGS types and thinks he's smart because he went to a community college and studied the Bible. LOL. Anyway he's fucking retarded and probably about to get fired now because he can't control his verbal diarrhea around good looking women. Apparently he's been flirting with one of the actual cool coworkers on our team (normal human girl, very cute and very kind) and trying to take shit to the next level.  He has bragged to me and another guy on our team about how he has "mastered game" and can get any woman just by talking to her. He actually laughed at this girl's sweetness behind her back and mistook it for weakness, thinking he could fat finesse her away from her boyfriend with the WORD OF GAWD. This shit has gone on for months now and I suppose the girl just got sick of his fat ass here recently, because word is out she wrote a strongly-worded letter to our company's CEO about Fat Kang and that's why he was gone for a whole week on suspension. He's due back tomorrow and me and the other guy on the team are gonna fuck with him about his shitty game and ask him why he's single when he had such a solid plan. Of course he'll say it was all her fault, she's crazy, she led him on, blah blah blah, but damn it's gonna be fun to watch him REEEEEE internally working around her and knowing that he got fucked over by the nice girl he wanted to mind-game into fucking.  This is why you can't be nice to fat men, ladies. Please be careful. The thirst and the obesity and the mental illness from being a fat failure leads to them plotting crazy shit to get a woman, putting them on the same level as any predator. I swear to God I hope this sloppy piece of shit dies soon of a heart attack without fucking another woman in his life, I think that would be his worst nightmare.