Clothes Shopping Fail I just took a part time job in retail for some extra money and the dress code is a uniform shirt which is provided and kakhi pants.  I haven't owned kakhi pants since I lived at home so I went out for some groceries at our local Super Walmart and decided to buy a pair or two.  The closest size to me as a 5'9" 145 man was 34x30.  Not going to cut it, not even close.  I figure, no biggie, Walmart isn't exactly a fashion outlet, so I go to JC Penney, and basically the same thing.  They did have some 34x32's, which at least fits my length, but fuck man, I don't want to have to bunch up 5" of fabric with a belt just to keep them on.  Is 29x32 really that rare of a size? It is in my town anyway, I knew we were fat but I had no idea it was going to affect my ability to buy clothes.