Fat COW-orker is a fat disgusting slob I'm a driver for a limo company. I spend the majority of the time hating my life and job at the same time because I like to multitask. Anyways, the subject of this rant is another driver who I shall call Sam the Ham who increases my hatred of this job. Yesterday I was driving a sedan and I after I dropped off my first client I grabbed my phone out of the cup holder to check on the flight for my next client. I noticed there was MELTED FUCKING CHOCOLATE on my mother fucking phone. Then I noticed I had some dark shit on the palm of my right hand. I grabbed a napkin and wiped my phone off and tried to clean my hand off. After I got to the airport I washed my hands, got some wet paper towels, and cleaned out the chocolate. There was chocolate in the cup holders, on the shifter, and on the carpet some how. I call my manager and told her about it. I went in to the airport and told some other drivers about it and they said it was probably Sam I Ham and I told them I knew it was him because I saw him driving this car the day before. Sam McHam then walks out of the restroom and past us. His shirt is filthy with a bunch of gross stains on it, his collar is all fucked up and crooked, and his shirt is partially untucked. We wear black suits on the job and we're supposed to look presentable and this fucking slob looks like absolute shit. The other drivers start lightly criticizing his appearance "You need to fix your collar", "where's your jacket" (he left it on the bench for some reason), "you need to tuck your shirt in", and "Come on Sam don't embarrass us". He kinda just smiled at it and went back to sitting on the bench. He always looks like a fucking slob. I remember one time he had half of the front part of shirt completely untucked and he did nothing to fix it. He just walked around looking like a fucking hobo in a suit. The company recently implemented a no food or drinks in the cars rule mostly because of this guy. He is absolutely disgusting. He constantly leaves melted chocolate and other messes in the cars. One time I found melted ice cream in the center console of one of the cars. It was already partially cleaned out but I left a note for the managers anyways. The car cleaner told me he already knew about it and cleaned as much of it as he could and it was Sam the Ham's fault. I think he's going to be fired soon. One of the drivers told me he is constantly fucking up and he never answers his phone and the other drivers always have to go find him. I hope he does get fired. I'm going to keep complaining about any messes he makes. He's been fired from all of the other limo companies in the area so hopefully his time will come soon.