Hammy patient yesterday Had a semi-regular ham planet patient come in today for a medication review. Usually, she comes in with her fat, creepy husband and two kids. Yesterday, it was just her and the creepy hubby. "Where are the kids today, Mrs. Couch Bison bison?" Simultaneously, Mrs. says "babysitter" and creepy Mr. Bison says "the state took them." After an awkward silence, Mrs. Couch Bison admits that hubby is telling the truth: they're involved in a court battle with the state. An anonymous tip to child welfare officials led to a temporary removal because <I> the kids were rapidly losing weight, looked emaciated and the state thinks they're being starved.</I> Both of these assholes have BMIs over 35 and rising. Fats are the worst.