Hey, I recognize that underwear! That was the sail on my boat! Complains of chest pain...REALLY? Did he swallow one of the bowls? I know it's mean but how can you not laugh at someone who needs TWENTY FUCKING PEOPLE to get him onto a stretcher? It's got to be a mental condition because it never occurred to this lard ass as he was eating his 30 bowls of noodles that something just might be wrong? You'd think when he hit 40 stone that might've been a red flag!