What the actual FUCK Marvel ?!? *** Warning: Possible Avengers Endgame Spoilers.*** So I went to see Avengers: Endgame last night FPH. I was diligent in avoiding any trailers or spoilers for the movie as I wanted to go in blind. Well let me tell you, when Thor first appeared on screen I wished I were actually blind. Gone was the god of thunder we are used to seeing with a chiseled body and in his place walks what appears to be an obese homeless man with his shirt off. I never knew it was possible to be angry, feel like crying, and nearly vomit at the same time, I almost walked out of the theatre. I can't believe they would do this to such an iconic super hero.  The most ridiculous part of this whole charade was the fact that his obese body did not seem to impede his fighting abilities whatsoever, if they had him constantly complaining about joint pain and riding around in a scootypuff with a moo-moo on it would have been a bit more grounded in reality at least. Whoever came up with this fantasy should be locked inside a shipping container until they are human sized again.