"But I do eat taters all the time and I still ain't skinny! French fries, tater tots, mashed taters, 'tato-skins! It's costs so much to eat healthy, 'specially with all that Ranch dressing I have to use! Ranch is a salad dressing, so I'm basically eating salad all the time. #thinprivilage is being able to be skinny just by eating salad!"