I was at this small, local coffeehouse this morning, trying to study and drink my iced black, when I heard this fat black ham beg the cute barista for more caramel. The barista, after adding more caramel, told the ham that she had a customer   23c  once ask her to fill the cup with caramel - now I thought this was hyperbole, but if 'caramel walls' exist, then what's stopping a ham from just getting a fucking cup of caramel and calling it a drink.