Accidental shitlording brought to you by FitBit My boyfriend broke his fitbit recently (water damage) and being a good gf, I decided to surprise him with a replacement. So I go to the nearest department store and there's a whale at the fitbit counter. I'm checking out the sizes and can't decide if a small or large would be best for the bf--he's a man, so I figure a large but he's also in shape and everything is so vanity sized these days, you never know.  So I ask the whale, without even thinking, "What would you say the average athletic guy buys? A large?"  She looked a bit taken aback before holding out her arm and saying, "Well, I wear an extra large..."  I ask again. "So would you say most active guys wear larges?"  She says "yeah". As she rings me up, she asks if I'm buying this as a present for someone (obvi). I tell her my bf broke his so I'm replacing it. She tells me he's not the only one to have issues with fitbits because she's broken the strap on hers several times because the straps are "so flimsy". I reply that I've never had a problem with mine and I've had mine for several years and that my boyfriend hadn't broken the strap either. She didn't say much after that lol