Fats are wrong about Miss Piggy! So I saw this quote from Tess: “Miss Piggy’s a big girl, and glamorous, and people think it’s silly when I say she’s a role model to me, but she was. She was sassy and sexy and people noticed her, and she was big and she didn’t care.” in that fabulous Guardian article about how she's a terrible person. And it occurred to me... is she? Did they make a fat puppet? I mean, Piggy is in show biz... So I checked. Check it out guys. Look at the arms. She's not fat! Okay she has the round cheeks, yes. Because she's half-pig, so her skull is shaped differently, elongated and widened. She has a broad torso for the same reason. But she doesn't have necktits, and she has an hourglass figure. Her legs are broader than normal, because she's a dwarf - she stands what, 3 feet? 4? Even a midget bodybuilder will have strangely-shaped limbs. And again, pig DNA; she's lucky to have calves and not stubby legs with hooves. TL;DR: Miss Piggy is actually kind of a fox once you put a bag on her head. She is not a fat role model. edit: missed a URL