Fat people on foodstamps So this is a second-hand story from my amazing shitlord husband, but I thought you all would enjoy it. He's in line at the grocery store, which unfortunately is a Walmart Supercenter (no real grocery within 30 miles of our house, so for smaller trips we go to the very-close-by Wal-Cesspit). Of course, the Whale-Mart is always a good place for some hilarious planetary observation. So this hamily is in line in front of my hubby with their typical cart full of pre-packaged garbage. You name it; sodas, sugar-bombs, ice cream, frozen TV dinners, everything stereotypical you could come up with, they had it. So they're also grabbing the little crappy-crap in the checkout line, like several cans of Axe body spray, and some little candies and things. The time comes to pay and the cashier reads out the total. The 'mother' shout-mumbles something unintelligible and swipes a foodstamp card. The cashier presses a few buttons and then asks for the non-covered balance. For those of you who are fortunate enough to never have needed to rely on foodstamps at some point in your life, or have never worked as a cashier at a grocery store, let me just explain. There is a big list of 'approved' products that can be purchased using foodstamp money. It basically covers anything that can be considered 'food', yes even cheesy poofs. However, if a transaction includes non-approved items (shampoo, bandaids, Axe body spray, etc), the balance for those items is separated out and required after the foodstamp card is swiped. So the cashier is asking this unintelligible butter-huffer for the remaining amount due. It paws through its wallet and, lo-and-behold, doesn't have enough to cover it. So rather than putting back the $15 worth of Axe body spray or the various tantrum-abating crap toys their numerous tublettes threw onto the conveyor belt, the two things they put back are...... Dog food.... and baby wipes. Bekuz FUCK the dog and FUCK the baby, if I can't smell like a middle-school trailer park hoodlum, I JUS WONNUT GIT THROO THA DAAAAEEEEY!