The Piggering 2-Fatty tries Calisthenics I like to keep fit. After all what self respecting shitlord doesn't? I do 3 month intervals of calisthenic circuits with a 2 week rest break in between each one so my body gets the proper rest. I'm doing the last month of my circuit and the resident fatty comes up saying she can do anything I can do. I tell her I'll give her 30 bucks if she can keep up with me. She says let me go get changed. Now when she lumbered out, I wanted to burn my eyes out. Too tight yoga pants and a crop top. My SO facepalmed and my dick shrunk up to my lung area to protect my future offspring. I warm up with her and get ready to run a second exercise so I'm stoked because extra rest day. The warm up should've been a cue that this wouldn't end well. She was panting doing basic stretches. When we got to the butt kicks, her legs were hurting according to her. I'm trying to suppress laughter because I just finished my workout and this warm up still didn't hurt. I managed to get her to finish and then we started the real workout. Spider push-up. She flopped on the ground and couldn't do that. Okay, how about a three pronged? Nope? Okay then. I figured fatty mcfatfuck might be able to do some squats so we move on to that after I breeze through the upper body. Full bodyweight squat? Nope. She can't even do a proper squat. I sigh and finish my lower body hoping to get her to actually do one core exercise. I get to pistol squats and she says fuck this and walks off. Comes back out with a tub of ice cream and a look on her face like she was turned on. My SO senses this and is ready for a fight. I grab her and we move to the back room. You hear her moaning about how she didn't get to enjoy the show in between snarfs of ice cream. It grossed me out to the point my dick didn't show back up until she left for school and it took a LOT of coaxing