unfortnately enough, it did happen... the can of sliced beets that will forever remain on my formerly favortie jeans is a witness. Honestly, i should have exagerated it to make myself seem like not such a weak victim, but the whole ordeal took me aback, so i tried to keep it as real as possible. realistically, i probably did sound a bit rude, but definately didn't attack her, or ask to be shoved. First encounter with a ham, and definately not a good one!