Amen to that, imagine waking up after a wild night of drinking, completely confused. "Where the fuck am I?" You wonder, looking at all the pizza boxes and empty 2 liter Mountain Dew bottles strewn about. A distinct odor of grease and mold wafts through the air. You roll over and see that face inches from yours.  It smiles at you. "Good morning, handsome. Enjoy yourself last night?"