Seem to recall saying you're in your 50s right?  I'm about to be 35. I see so. many. juvenile hams that are almost scootypuff size (200-300 lbs) that are freaking half my age! A significant portion of HIGH SCHOOL KIDS aren't likely to make it to my current age because of fatfuckness. Natural selection and all, but holy shit, still. When I was in high school, feels like ages ago now, we had like a small handful of hams. I remember having like one deathfat and maybe 5-10 smallfats out of a gigantic graduating class of almost a thousand. None of them sure as fuck needed scootypuffs. It's fucking mental that you and me are much healthier and more athletic than most teenagers in burgerland. Even the cheerleaders these days are fat :(