Hams at cousin's new job orientation So my cousin who lives with me just got a new job at a certain chain of home improvement stores that are recognizable by their heavy use of orange. He had his orientation today and was telling me about it.  My cousin said there were 11 other new hires in the orientation, and only one was a ham. He said the others didn't look like they were fit, just thin. The two HR employees directing the orientation were also hams, he guesstimates at least 200lbs on each and both were about 5'4" at the most. At the beginning, the orientation hams decided the group needed donuts and coffee from Dunkin Donuts. So they sent someone to order 4 dozen donuts. For 14 people. When the donuts finally got there, only the fat employees and the HR women got some. He said they kept insisting (he said practically bullying) on the others eating donuts, and not wanting to make a bad impression before they even start working, the humans each grabbed one. He said the hams destroyed the other 3 dozen throughout the 4 hour long orientation. Another thing, they have one of those funds that's for employees that fall on hard times. It's funded by employee donations and given to those who are displaced by things like fires and natural disasters, people with medical bills, or if a spouse loses a job. An HR ham was talking about how great it was and sharing stories of employees from around the county who have been helped by it. Then she says that they just had a fundraiser the day before and raised over $700 through employee donations in one day. What happened to this guy, named "Bob," is that he worked there for two years. Now about five months ago, he had to have his leg amputated because of diabetes. After recovery he came back and worked at the store in a wheelchair at his cash register for two months. Last week he returned to the hospital and was fighting an infection that would claim his other leg. They showed a picture a the guy, and my cousin says he's never seen someone so spherical. He says the picture they showed was of him sitting down in the break room, but said the guy looked like he literally ate a small moon. Now other employees were sending him money (they raised and sent him money at his first leg loss) and the company would double their donations. So the guy has eaten himself into losing both his legs and is getting a check sent to him for over $2100, in addition to the first check for who knows how much. Free money for being a pig. Disgusting.