My fat neighbor is going to hospitalize himself When checking my mail, my fat downstairs neighbor decided to gleefully explain that he had gotten his hands on 50 tabs of a controversial fat loss drug. He gushed about how he couldn't name the source and was a super smart hacker, blah blah blah. Now, this guy is 20, about 5'8 and getting close to 300 pounds. He doesn't believe in "diets" and exercise is "too much" work for him.  I asked him why he wanted to use the drug, and he said that he read that it shreds fat within days without any change to his lifestyle. When prodded for more details, he stated he was going to do a "short burst cycle" for a week and see how it goes. He wanted to lose about 50 pounds before New Years, which I believe was highly unrealistic.  But I smiled and told him he should keep me updated, under the disguise of curiosity. I'm more or less interested in watching him fail.  Day One  He emailed (landlord likes to send mass emails as a form of communication so he knows mine) stating that he believes his pills are under-dosed , because he doesn't feel the burn yet. He decided to double the dose within three hours of not feeling it to see if it would increase the efficiency. For his diet, he gloated about how he ate several fatty foods and how the drug would cancel out the calories. He then stated that his large Pizza Hunt pizza elicited a strong warm sensation so the pills must be working. He also expressed disgust in having to drink water, because he would rather be drinking diet soda instead.  I honestly give him three days before he puts himself within the hospital. I'll update here because I think you guys would be interested in seeing this fattie's downfall.  **Edited out the name of the drug for health reasons.