Saw a pig stealing salt today I went for a walk this evening. I live near a school. The main road closest to the school has 2 lanes going in each direction with a grass boulevard in the middle. The crosswalk cuts through the boulevard, and here there is a large bin where the road salt is kept. I believe it's there for the crossing guard to put down on the little sidewalk that cuts through the boulevard where the kids cross. Anyway, I was approaching the crosswalk and I saw the gigantic ass of someone bent over in the bin, scooping out road salt and putting it into two buckets. I wasn't wearing my glasses so I couldn't see very clearly, but I can tell you it was a middle-aged femayo with blonde hair and pink tights. At first I thought maybe the ham was going to put down some salt across the crosswalk. But as I walked past her, I saw her pick up the buckets and start crossing the street, heading away from me and into the neighbourhood. That fat fuck was stealing two buckets full of road salt! I just couldn't believe it! You can get a 20kg bag of road salt for less than $5. And there was a Canadian Tire within walking distance too - I passed it on my way home for fuck's sake. I don't understand how someone could be so lazy and entitled that they think it's a better idea to steal road salt from an elementary school rather than to pay $5 for a bag of it themselves. But fats have such wonderful personalities! I just hope none of those school kids slip and get hurt.