ohhhhhhh you have seen nothing if you never saw a german family roast in the sun. they get that nice pink reddish healthy lobster colour, wear their white socks with their sandals and order three oversized scoops of icecream. they go sit in the shallow water and smear cm thick sunscreen on their back but it never helps. bonus points for white stripes where their folds are. they wear plastic sandals in the sea.  fucking hate mass tourism.