Wannabe Ham Lawyer Hi everybody. Been lurking here on voat for a while, but I've been following fph since it was on Reddit. Just wanted to share a quick story.  EDIT: I say wannabe lawyer because she is "studying" (hasn't actually started yet) to take the LSAT next December. Trying to get into Harvard. Lol yeah right. I go to a pretty large, metropolitan university. I walk to and from class everyday (about a mile each way) and I'm consistently told that I don't NEED to walk. I can take the bus or something, but thats another issue entirely.  Yesterday, I'm walking back to my apartment and one of my coworkers rides up to me on her bike. She's enormous and had gotten bigger since I met her last year. I'd guess 250 lbs at 5'5''. HUGE. I have no idea how she rides a bike. We get to talking and she invites me over to her place. I agree because I'm in a good mood and hey, she's always been nice to me.  We're sitting at her kitchen table when her (thin) roommate arrives home with a shitton of McDonald's. I'm eating hummus and pita that I bought on campus. Turns out the food is all for Hammy. Two double cheeseburgers, two apple pies, a large fry, AND mozzarella sticks. Fuckkkk that's a lot. Proceeds to moan over food "omg TheMelonSquire, this is so good" I ask if I can put the rest of my food in the fridge because frankly I'm disgusted and her whole place reeks of cigarettes.  After she finishes her food she starts telling me about how she NEVER uses condoms and she and her boyfriend have ordered 8 pizzas in the last four days. They each eat at least a pizza a day. Wtf.  Sorry about the awful formatting and disorganization qbut this is my first post. She has also spent over $30 on FarmVille. I thought I would never meet anyone so utterly delusional about their health (and finances). She is a treasure trove of fat logic and excuses.