Wine Gum Fatty at the Doctors. I just had to share my encounter with a female obeast this morning.  My doctors surgery does an open surgery on a Tuesday, where people can go and get appointments for the same morning. This means you have to queue outside from 8am, I went at 10 past 8 and ended up behind a female obeast, waiting for the doors to open at half past 8.  I estimate that it was a UK size 22 - 24 ( US 2X - 3X ) and it was wearing a black coat with a faux fur hood trimming with trousers that looked like things you would wear on the beach. I guess if you are a big piggy you dont need to wrap up as much, your layers of blubber keep you warm. It also had a shitty tattoo (I love tattoos, I have 2 myself, I hate pointless and crap ones) on the back of its neck. It was twice the size of me. When I saw its face it was a real plain jane and looked like a smacked ass.  So, I stood and leaned against the fence and played mahjong on my phone (I would rather not go into why I need to see the Doctor) and minded my own business. Fatty was breathing heavy just standing there and it kept shifting its bag all the time, I ignored it and played my game.  Then I heard a rustle........ I looked to my right and sure enough, fatty is eating something, I see a red plastic sweet bag and it was Mayards Wine Gums. FATTY WAS EATING SWEETS AT TWENTY PAST EIGHT IN THE BLOODY MORNING! Gotta keep those shugahs up! I had to stifle my laugh, you guys write about people like this all the time and while I believed you, experiencing it myself has added another dimension.  Eventually the doors opened and we all walked in, in a line. Fatty waddled in (what a weird way to walk! How are they not embarassed that they waddle?!) There is another door after the front door to get to the reception desk and we had to queue between them, did piggy hold the door open for anyone? no. Fatty ignored that it almost let the door hit me in the face and I wanted to kick off, but I need that damn appointment.  When I got my time and went outside to walk home (I live only a street away) tubby was stood there looking like a spack. When she saw me she gave me a dirty look and I smiled at her and walked on, knowing that she will get the beetus and other illnesses because she loves shoveling food down her gob.  The fatties wear their sin (I am not christian) and that makes me happy, they cannot hide the fact that they are gluttonous and everyone knows it :) They deserve to be shamed. Hope you like my short encounter!