Got into a car wreck because of a fatass Femayo pulls out from a blind turn, cutting off cars in both lanes of traffic. One car swerves for a near miss. I can't stop in time and clip her back end. We pull into the parking lot across the street to exchange info. I'm pretty angry. I come out hot. "Wtf is wrong with you?! Did you just get your license!"  Finally I see it. It's still wedged behind the steering wheel, sweaty and gross. I'm still yelling. "Wtf! Why would you pull out like that! You're lucky it was just you and me and that other car got away! Someone could have fucking died!" (Other car pulls in.) "You're like 40! You're older than me!"   "I'm 22!!" It wails and starts bawling hysterically. I start laughing hysterically. Guy gets out, calms her down and gets her info. I get my shit together, get it's info from the human and leave. Tubbie never leaves sitting position. Disgusting.