Offering fats candy...Oh no, I couldnt possibly...bitch, who do you think youre fooling?! I work for a non-profit, and from time to time I go out and do storefront fundraising. Today I’m out, and decided to buy a couple of bags of hard candy to offer people as they walk by our table. A lot of the fats give me the “oh no, I couldn’t possibly” look and decline my offer of candy...as to if it’s fooling anybody! It’s like bitch, you didn’t get to be 450 lbs with Lord Beetus breathing down your neck by declining Jolly Ranchers! Who do you think you’re fooling??!! Stupid fats!