Coworker fat fuck story I have this fat fuck coworker who is literally a sphere. He has longer hair and sometimes wears it in a braid. The other day I asked him how he braided it. Apparently he doesn't. His fiance does it because if he reaches back and lifts his arms for long enough to braid his hair, his neck fat will suffocate him. What in fuck.  Not surprisingly, he eats before work and it's always a meal meant for multiple people, usually some deep fried meat thing, and an entire bottle of juice, also obviously a multi-serving thing. Fucking disgusting. I'm sure it won't come as a surprise to any shitlord/lady, but he only works part time. Because apparently if he worked any more, it would affect the disability benefits he gets. Fuck, I hate him. Also, he has tried spreading rumors about multiple female co-workers, including the lesbians, saying that they're hitting on him and trying to steal him from his fiance. Not surprisingly, he doesn't have any friends.  Why are all fat fucks such despicable things?