Speaking of beetusfeet, it reminds me of some really nasty ones I saw at the mall last week. Fuckin' huge cankles, you know the kind that make shoes look like flat little lines? Like, "how are you just not walking around shoeless?" And they were all reddish-purple, with some splotchy coloration as it got higher all the way to its knee. Uuuuugggghhhh why even wear shorts? Why go out in public? Why even bother walking anymore?  And of course I saw this beast in the food court.