True, but also: who has times to cook? In the time it would take me to boil some rice and pan roast a chicken breast, I can just go to the nearest KFC and pick up a 20pc bucket, for my afternoon snack. It's just too hard to be healthy. And then you expect me to use my muscles on a regular basis, to stay fit? That's totally unreasonable. Clearly, my only option is liposuction. But then I'd have to be a millionaire, to be able to afford that. As you can see, it's almost like I have to be fat. There is no other option; nothing I can do. I'm about to start crying now, so if you'll excuse me: it's time to hop on my scooter and go pick up a comfort bucket, teehee.