Wait, so all those women at my gym wearing tiny outfits, full makeup, and flirting with the male personal trainers are actually lesbians? And that creepy guy who keeps staring at the women on the weight machines is totally gay? Maybe he's just working up the nerve to give those ladies some fashion tips.  Salty fatass. Why do I never see those people? The closest I've seen is a few fit chicks take a selfie or two or fit young men flexing in the mirror. She makes the gym sound like a bar or nightclub!