THIS. YOU ARE NOT BEING "FAT SHAMED", YOU ARE EXPERIENCING YOUR TRUE SIZE. If you're so fat size fucking 14 is your "usual" size, yet a size 16 in a normal store doesn't fit, then you're obviously not actually either 14 or 16, but in fact approaching deathfat. PS: This proves Mess Hollandaise isn't actually 22, as I would guess the fat in the article is actually a size 20-22