50/50 That My Personal Trainer is Fat Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, Recently, I have been expanding my workout routine to include more advanced maneuvers in order to achieve greater physical strength and aesthetic beauty. So, I went to the gym to consult with the personal trainer my college has hired.  When I arrived on the gym floor, I saw a rotund looking fat body with a dumpy shirt and gym pants. I enjoyed a brief moment of fat shaming, which included mental ridicule and the smarmiest smirk I could get away with. I paid him no mind and went into the locker room to change. Once I was adorned in full regalia: gym shorts, tank top, and running shoes I crossed the gym and entered the trainer's office. Guess who was there? The unprofessional, dumpy, fat-looking fuck. This was indeed the man I had sought for strength training. I felt like I had been betrayed by fitness Judas. Any-who, I set an appointment with him and I will see if he is worth more than his love handles. If not, then RIP college gym. Expect an update next week.