The truth is, nobody gives a fuck.  Not going to be a popular sentiment in this thread but thanks for saying it. I don't give a fuck about anyone's kids, and the videos+photos you're talking about drive me up a wall... Thanks used-to-be-cool-friend for the update on just how dull and boring your life is now. I needed my daily reminder that you're basically dead. Anyway, I guess now when people tell me about their kids I can at least enjoy the possibility that it might be triggering a ham. That should help make it more tolerable.