People drive me crazy with that eating for two thing! This weekend we had houseguests and we went to a festival where I ate fried fish and chips AND an Italian ice. Later they ordered pizza back at my house, and I didn't eat any. The girl said, "but you're eating for two!" I replied, "that was enough for two or three!" I realized that's the perfect comeback to when I eat a normal amount of food and get that eating for two guilt trip. "That was enough for two!"  No one really touches bellies here...it's against the law (harassment)! And my friends have all had their own bumps so they don't really care about mine. I feel like it would creep me out though.