Triggered a Herd Just by Merely Existing Apparently As I've said before I live in a community of much older people. Many of them are still very active and so there are not the numerous oreogres here as I see when I head to hometown. Today though, today I met 5 in one place. Hammate and her group of friends have kind of regularly scheduled lunch date things. It's what retired people do I guess.  Today was the birthday of one that I've already met. She is human. A little bit of crazy old ladyish but human sized. The other that I already knew is definitely obese. I'll call her KrispyKreme (KK for short) because it's all I can think of at the moment. So, KK is here seasonally, and heads to another state a long way from here during the winter. KK just returned back here this past weekend. KK and Hammate had made a bet/contest/what have you that whoever lost the most weight would win something. I don't remember the details. But can you guess who won? If you guessed neither you would be correct! At least KK maintained. Hammate gained. So, they have renewed their bet/contest/challenge whatever this game is.  Anyway, I get in and had no idea there were going to be any more people there but oh, yes, there was. A pod. A pod of whales. And every single one of them looked at me like they wanted to strangle me when I came in and sat at that table. It's was such an unbelievable coincidence that I had decided to dress it up a bit today, put on a bit of makeup and not wear a hat. I was so happy inside that I did this because every single whale at that table was triggered and it was obvious.  Anyway, we order our food. Everybody gets food food - it's an Italian place so lots of pizza, garlic knots, and stuff like that. I got a cheeseteak sub thing. KK and Hammate both order the chicken spinach salad which is great but would have been better without the honey mustard dressing. I noticed that KK ate maybe a little over 2/3 of her while hammate cleared the plate. Everyone at the table had finished and hammate was still eating. I guess there must be a tumor in there causing her to have to eat slow. I don't know.  Anyway, birthday cake comes out. KK turns down a slice but not hammate. You see, she earned it because she did PT today.  And that is how you don't lose weight.  Bonus story-on the way home I saw the saddest thing I've ever seen. A little girl, looked to be about 4 maybe, learning to ride her bike without training wheels. Lardmother was following behind her...riding in a golf cart. Our society has reached such a state of laziness that the parent is not even out on a bike or walking with their kid learning to ride. They are taking the damn golf cart.