I have done this before, but I've been told I can be a real asshole. (Plus, the spectacle of agged-on self-destruction truly brings out the Shakespearean tragicomedian within me.)  I personally want to watch every fat fuck in America gorge themselves to death in a no-chickens-barred food-trough deathmatch. No winner declared for any round until at least one ham dies. Eating continues until at least one death: round is called. Next round begins. And so it goes - until there is no enemy, but peace!  This is one of my many beautiful dreams that tends to get me called a misanthropic asshole.