Fat bitch has phone stuck in her rolls and nearly loses wallet! Another day at the hospital, another day of fats coming in and out. But this one is so impatient and can't get her crap together. So this Fatty, lets call her Ms. Gordita, was discharged and needed a taxi to get home via Uber and I've heard horror stories about Uber and how unreliable it is. So, per standard procedure, when Ms. Gordita requested for taxi, I called the local taxi company and followed the prompts as usual. Ms. Gordita has four children with her and she's single so I knew something was out of place. Ms. Gordita has three fat daughters and one skinny boy so they sat down in the lobby as she asked one of her daughters to use their smartphones to pick up an Uber. Skinny boy came up to me and asked me to cancel the ride so I did that. Nearly an hour later, Ms. Gordita got up and asked me where the taxi was despite her daughter already contacting an Uber driver to come along and I told her that her son has requested me to cancel the taxi cab because one of her daughters said she will call Uber. So our conversations went like this. Ms. Gordita: You're wasting my time SUPA. SUPA_FUPA: My apologies your son has asked me to cancel your ride. Ms. Gordita: No he didn't. You know what, I'm just gonna call Uber its cheaper anyways. Not paying extra for your taxi services. Plus I found my phone already; it was in me. Bye. SUPA_FUPA: Take care. And after I clocked out, I saw Ms. Gordita's wallet on the lobby chairs and I picked it up and looked in it to see if her driver's license is in there and there it was. She also had a food stamps card and the state health insurance card meaning she's getting aid from the government so this fat piece of shit is an ungrateful twat who's a waste of our resources. As I looked for Ms. Gordita, a skinny kid told me that he saw her pull out her phone from her stomach rolls before calling Uber and left the building. I was like "Okay then. Guess I'll call security to pick up her wallet then." so I contacted security to have the item in lost and found. Now, I could be a dickhead and take money from the wallet but that would be theft which is grounds for legal punishment and as much as I wanted to fuck this fatass over, I rather stay within the law. Plus, Uber is unreliable but Ms. Gordita thinks its better than me calling standard taxi to pick her up which is like 15 minutes away from the hospital. Hey you get what you paid for fatty. After security approached me for the wallet, I handed to them so they can put it in lost and found and hope that they can reach out to Ms. Gordita and tell her that they found her wallet. Usually things would fall into the fat fuck's gravitational orbit but its wallet was left out but its phone was hidden in its stomach rolls. I hope Ms. Gordita's son grows up and goes full shitlord on her and her chunky daughters. Her son is very polite and kind and his sisters just play on their phones and laze around like Ms. Gordita does.