small story: I went into a tattoo parlor where there were 3 fine tatted up shitladies and one hamplanet. It was 4 o'clock in the afternoon and fatty was the only one eating stale donuts that were left over from the morning. Fat whale couldn't wait for dinner so had a "small" snack. I gave the shitladies a wide-eyed "Is this whale serious" look. Fats just can't help themselves when it comes to donuts.