Shitlording the opposite way Hello fellow shitlords! I was active on the reddit fph but never made a voat account till now. Sorry for the delay, I'm a terrible human being.  Anyway, I was reading this thread and I noticed it was mostly shitlording by subtly showing the fatties how much more self control you have, eating normal sized portions front of them, etc. (Which is great. All forms of shitlording are great and we need to be doing it more!) However, I prefer to enrage the fatties in the opposite way. I will take any opportunity to eat like the biggest pig in front of them, while loudly raving about how much I love ice cream and cheese cake and deep-fried fucking oreos and could eat them all day, every day, watching their jaws drop out of the corner of my eye. I'm part of the reason why hams sob on Tumblr about how they don't eat anything and still gain weight but this 97 lb girl they know eats like 4000 calories a day and doesn't gain a pound. I mean, is this not some hilarious entertainment?! Y'all should try it sometime, seriously! ;D For example, over New Years eve, my boyfriend's friend's family was throwing a party. His friend is dating this whale who has the most massive thighs I've ever seen in real life for someone only in her 20s (and I live in the Midwest, so this is saying something!). Anyway, it's a potluck party so there's food and booze galore. I go all-out buffet and start loading my plate with all sorts of pastas, chips and dip, mac 'n cheese, this brie pastry, and someone ordered a bunch of wings so I'll take five of those! All unhealthily large portions. I'm eating and proclaiming how good everything is. I make sure to finish everything (because it's delicious!!) She's staring at me and my plate almost the whole time while my boyfriend and his buddy are chatting and laughing. Literally does not say a single word to me. (Though I smile and act friendly with her). We stay for a bit and as we're about to leave, my boyfriend (he's in on this) goes, "Shitlordiette, don't you want to hit up the dessert table before we go? You never skip dessert!" More brownies and cookies and this really good blueberry bread. Man, I wish I could've heard what she said about me after I left. What the ham doesn't know is that I've been fasting for over 24 hours prior to this, eat one meal a day on my non-fasting days, and am in training for the Boston Marathon in April. Just my "good guh-netics," I guess.