They really are this stupid Currently sitting in the lab waiting to have blood drawn for my lithium levels. It's super busy in here. There's 2 obeast sitting across from me. They're clearly here together. One is doing a glucose challenge test, I'm guessing for pregnancy (it's so fucking fat I honestly can't tell.) It's complaining about the taste of the stuff they give you to drink for the test. The other one piped up: "when I was pregnant, all I could drink was orange pop. Water gave me heart burn." You can't make this shit up, folks. ETA: now it's talking about how it's baby had to stay in the NICU after it was born. I wonder why??? ETA2: A fucking obeast tried to draw my blood and somehow missed the vein that you could see through the skin. She tried redirecting the needle, and must have hit something else because I yelped out in pain. She ran off an an older, normal sized lady did it. She even remarked how I had very good veins. Obeast are fucking useless.