This reads like a try hard high school creative writing class prompt. fats are an embarrassment https://kek.gg/i/4XHdfs.jpeg Translation: I walked around in the new dress I bought off of amazon. People made fun of me because I look like Lucille ball's fat trailer trash cousin. I ran to mcdicks and bought 20 burgers. Ate half of them and then took a photo with the rest before going home and creating this story to cope with how pathetic I actually am.