"This looks ok right? Doesn't it??!" So I have to share this last name- M c G r e w. {hoping this can't be traced. Idk how shit works} What's funnier is that it was pretty big. So a certain dept came in w new hires to get uniforms. This wuhman was a walking egg and one of those shameful fats w her belly bigger than their boobs. Sometimes they'll send someone who works for the dept to be with them during uniform fittings or whatever. Think of a small field trip. And the person in charge was making mental notes out loud in front of me. I just started, I don't even know I'm just a scribe at the moment but one of the new hires, lets call her Tubs (with the big stomach). She tried on some pants, my manager asks if she can breathe in the pants and if she really wears them that low. She defensively says yes and practically screams at the person of charge to stand up for her in her being ok looking in the pants. My boss says "I don't care, I'm not going to be the one wearing them all day at work." She sizes up for everything. While getting neck size (lololol she was one of those barely has a chin obeasts) and they go off across the store to do shoes at the same time. Mental notes person of charge says she may need one size up, I wasn't exactly paying attention. Just watching this obeast struggle to get shit on was entertaining and I was just thinking about sharing this on here hah. I reply with "doesn't she have big boobs?" Side note: all I remembered was that she was big. And the lady looks at me all of a sudden and we both look over to obeast struggling to put a shirt on. Lady doesn't say anything. I go "I can't tell. (Without skipping a beat.) she's pretty big in the front anyway" Without realizing how bad it must've sounded until I said it out loud. I cracked up to myself later on but the lady gave me a look. She's not too far from looking like obeast. Idk how to end stories but it's been fun watching people having to size up a lot. There's some tiny girls that have come in that we have to order stuff for them and still size down ahahah so this stuff has to come somewhat true to size. Also, innocently having myself say "I'll get you a size bigger! No worries!"  Cracks me up . Minus realizing that I have to make them feel better with "don't worry everyone else has been having to size up as well." Before I get accused of calling people fat (has happened more than I'd like to admit) and not having to make a lady almost cry (again)