Just had a "salad" from Portillo's Small rant but I just went to Portillo's and decided to get the chopped salad ; I've never had a salad from there before but it seemed like a safe choice.  It was literally a sea of sweet dressing (probably a variation of Simply Sara's beetus juice) that I could do full breaststrokes in. The only way I didn't drown was because occasionally I would run into a piece of chicken or a pasta lifebuoy. All that poor drowned lettuce. I couldn't finish it. Is this what I should expect from all salad's in chain restaurants or did I just get unlucky?