What would you name an airline that caters to fat fucks? Curious to see what the shitocracy comes up with. Idea stolen from user moremetalguitar:  Ok, one of us needs to start an airline for fats. Jumbo seats with washable cushions cuz you know they'll need to be deep-cleaned after every flight. Continuous junk food service throughout the flight. Conplimentary scootypuff service on and off the plane and to baggage claim. Fat flight attendants and pilots so as not to trigger antone. Now, the shitlord in charge needs to be far, far away from daily operations in a nice office somewhere, watching the dollars roll in from these hopeless mayolickers who will pay premium prices to do anything except get off their fat asses, eat less and become human.