Oh I forgot the best one for selfish lazy fats! There was a crash mat with a springboard next to it, obviously for the kids to jump on to, and my boy runs up to it wants to jump on to it and off it and generally explore it in all the ways toddlers like to do. Turns out Grandmayo #2 had chosen this nice spot as somewhere to take a well deserved break from walking slowly around a room and singing heads shoulders knees and toes and was resting her poor self exactly where you would jump off the mat. Given that we've paid for the kids to use the apparatus, I would kind of expect that they get priority over fat lazy fucks. You should have seen the huffing when it realised it was going to get it's head jumped on if it didn't shift. I'm not apologising for making someone sat in a fucking stupid place move out of the way of my kid who wants to use the equipment I've paid for him to use. It probably reeeeed on the way home to its pigfucker about how entitled I am. In this instance, yes madam, we are fucking entitled!