Narcy the Narcoleptic: an update My dear shit lords and shit ladies you were nearly prophetic. A while ago I introduced you all to my coworked whom I nicknamed Narcy the Narcoleptic due to his habit of randomly falling asleep at work. When I did many people voiced their opinion that he was going to drop dead soon and I wanted to let you all know you were almost right. He recently shared a little fact with me. He had been eating so many Mandarin Oranges that he nearly stopped his heart with a potassium overdose. He said he was eating four around five times a day, with some simple math (20 oranges times 37 calories per orange) we end up with 740 calories, now all in all that wouldn't be so bad except for the fact that he eats trail mix all night every night. He goes through an entire 4 pound bag of Costco trail mix every night, according to the nutrition facts each serving is 160 calories and there are 60 servings in the bag, so that's another 9600 calories every night. You almost hit the mark this time FPH I doubt you'll miss again.