Shitlords are all around you Today in the operating room after the patient had been put to sleep(350+lbs) the surgeon said he was upset he left his repelling gear at home as that would have made this surgery much safer for him getting in and out.  The nurse added the surgeon, his PA, and the scrub tech to the count sheet so we don't accidentally leave them in the patient.  And my personal favorite was the sales rep letting us know he could run out to his car for flares so they can find their way back home after entering that dark abyss. Don't want to be made fun of while your asleep. Lose some fucking weight fatty