Shitlording Tip Going someplace indoors with a fat ? Here's a tip.   When passing through doors with a fat just open it enough for yourself and move through it quickly. Turn when far ahead. There are a few options: Maintain a pleasant smile while they catchup as if to cheer it to the finish line. Good for office environments. Display slight frustration at having to endure the wait. Good against a young fat. Dont turn and start speaking assuming they are with you all along. Express surprise when they arent. Turn when the fat opens the door wider pretending to have forgotten something.  Let the moment where it blocks you completely from proceeding back feel like an eternity by making it as awkward as possible. Use above facial expressions and keep eye contact. Bonus points if people see it.