Mini story from the School of Hams In my science class we were messing with photovoltaic cells indoors because the teacher didn't want to get off his computer and it was cloudy, but this isn't about him. This is about the two wastes of space I will call sportham(plays every sport but can't seem to lose weight /s) and 10dayham(suspended for 10 days).  Sportham and 10dayham were partnered together for the experiment but couldn't seem to figure out how to connect red to red and black to black. When they decided it was to complicated they asked me to help because I'm the resident smart guy. I said no because it was simple and I had to do my experiment too. They took offence to this and stole mine because if was working, saying something like "if it's so easy do it again." I do it again and to my surprise they managed to fuck up my working circuit by somehow breaking the cell. TL:DR Hams can't science, steal my work, and still can't science