Running For President As your new president, I promise to save the nation. Here's my plan: Fatlogic is infiltrating the minds of our people and bringing our national average IQ down. The threats of this century make  stupidity a threat that we can't ignore. All violators found guilty of fatlogic will be sent to the gas chamber. As developing nations emerge, the constraints on global resources only increase. After gassing the stupid fatties, I will have them rendered into grease and used as fuel, thereby allowing America to be energy independent. Under Obama, the national debt has doubled. After eliminating the useless hamplanets that burden our social services, our nation will face exponential and unprecedented economic growth. Unemployment will be drastically reduced by eliminating a sizable (pun intended) portion of the unemployed demographic. Hunger will be eliminated because there will be more food to go around, the decrease in demand and increase in supply will cause prices to drop. Healthcare will become nearly free because very few people will need it.