I wished I could but I might as well deal with living in the nice suburbs with fatties. At least I can use my existence to shitlord them at least. Maybe later on in life settle with family and have shitkids, get some huskies then prove to my fat lazy neighbors that there's time for everything. The best part? If you're sneaky enough, make videos of fatties struggling to get into their cars behind your window in the comfort of your own home.