Fat laziness benefited me for once! I went to a jewelry store to exchange a present I didn't like. The store clerk, a behemoth twice as wide as myself took forever (I counted 25 minutes) to find the price of the item I wanted exchanged. When I chose something, slighty more expensive so the trade could be made she just says "Whatever, we'll call it even. You get a discount and I don't have to process the exchange, consider it a little something for your wait" Finally a good use for a lazy fat! (For me, I doubt the boss will find it funny when there's money missing by the end of business today)