[Micro story] I can't even make this shit up As many of you know I work in a group home for the developmentally disabled. My field is mostly hams and as such I'm constantly getting in fights so that my clients don't get hammy themselves. (They're very low functioning most of them have profound ID or MR as most people know it) I get in fights most often with a cow worker named slopstack. Often slopstack will try to brag to me, the only human, with it's knowledge of healthy foods and habits. (Trust me its on topic)  I had given one of my clients a snack, and 400+ slopstack next to him told me he should get another because he had to be starving. Rather than start a fight I came over with a honey dew and started scooping him a small amount. Slopstack tried to show off and said "oo zucchini!" .... No I'm not kidding, she honestly only knows one food that's green and assumes it comes in cylinder and sphere variety Edited to make it less confusing