My city has gotten so fat So I've kind of been living under a rock for 3 years due to law school and bar prep and I went out to a bar last night to meet a friend who just went through a bad break up and I could barely get past all the hams. It was a blubber fest. It wasn't even THAT busy for a Saturday but since every living creature in there was a whale and they have no respect for space I felt like a mouse trying to squeeze out of dumpster full of chicken cutlets. Sweaty, smelly, drunk, fat cutlets. Back in college the bars were full of thin people. I didn't know it got this bad.