It's natural that hams want jobs like that.  When my brother worked at McDonald's, a guy would take nuggets out of the fryer and stuff them in his pocket.  And eat them while working, getting crumbs everywhere.  He eventually got fired because he couldn't stop stuffing his face.   My brother never mentioned whether or not Nugget Monster was fat but it's not hard to guess. /u/Schaferhund92's hypothesis confirmed. There were also lots of Tess Hollandaise-types who would play cell phone games (and sometimes shoot up drugs) in the bathroom.  My brother didn't get to have lunch at a normal time--he had lunch after two hours, then had to go six hours straight without a break--because they needed someone available at the busiest times.