Funniest thing you've ever heard a healthcare provider say I just remembered this and I've been cracking up all night. I'm a scrub tech in the OR, one morning we were doing a general case on a 300+ lb woman, and the resident that day was a pretty small dude. At one point the surgeon looks over at the resident and says, "I could literally stuff you inside her right now, Luke Skywalker-style." I about died trying not to laugh. Evidently there was a bariatric surgeon at my hospital who I never met, that used to ask patients, "So are you ready to stop being a fatass?" The nurse telling me that story was so outraged, but I almost outed myself and my shitlord ways when I busted out laughing in her face when she said it. Was doing a laparoscopic Gyn case one time, fatass with an ugly abdominal cavity, adhesions everywhere, and the surgeon goes, "You know, thin women never have ugly bellies." And it's held true, the fit ladies are so much easier to work inside. I'll try to remember some more.