... and then the lead singer from Maroon 5 stepped from around the corner where he had heard the entire exchange, and breathlessly whispered into her fat ear: "you are the fiercest, bravest woman I have ever seen. Please join me in my limo, so we can get to know each other better. I have 2 XL meat lovers pizza in there as well... "  He then lifted her up and carried her out of the store, while everyone clapped, just like in An Officer and A Gentleman. Ebert gave it 2 thumbs up btw. I like how her story against body shaming includes her shaming the woman right back for being fatter than her... Derp.