How the fuck can anyone be attracted to a 5 foot tall egg made out of fat with a head and what apears to be arms and legs the size forest timbers.. Fuck the Midwest, and they seam to think there is nothing wrong or repulsive about going in public looking like a heaping pile shit that can bearly walk and talk. I can't hear you. Your tongue is too fat.  Jesus fuck lay off the damn Taco Bell and Doritos.