Fatties on the bus Some shit happened today that caused me to need to ride the greyhound again.  There are two fatties up front. One is typical tumblerina with blue hair.  The other is really pushing it though.  This lard whale is laying down across two seats with legs out across the walkway while sleeping. Her breathing sounds like an iron lung.  She also has a daughter with her moving along nicely to whale status who is laying on another two seats.  Both her and the tumblerina brought bags of candy and slushies. I also heard an aerosol can, I think it was putting cool whip on its drink.