The fatty sprint is one of my favorite things. I see it every now and then as a train's rolling in and they're trying to get to it in time. It's always hilarious. Like how the hell can they be that out of shape and not even realize it? If they're running this time than they've had to have a brush with needing to go a bit quicker in the recent past as well.  I always wonder if they're just mentally stuck with whatever they weighed in high school. Unable to accept that the extra pound gained every month or so eventually adds up to full blow disabled level speeds.