At my work I was on a two-person IT team and my teammate was an obeast.  My manager complained that our work wasn't getting done, and I was puzzled because I had been doing paperwork like fucking crazy trying to get us caught up and then about a month later I stumbled on a stack of fucking paperwork on my hamplanet teammate's desk.. This fucking shit stain was stashing it away to "file later" and I got my ass chewed out for it!  It felt fucking awesome bringing that to my manager's attention.