Doesn't eat vegetables.  That's the part that gets me.  I can kind of understand the reasoning of eating tons of everything if you're lazy and are afraid of any hunger at all (like I can kind of understand someone stealing money if they're lazy and afraid of having a job)  But you can't not eat vegetables, that's what 5 year olds would do if their parents let them.  Fat people basically have the maturity of 5 year olds.