Butter beast and the dreaded 1 min walk to its car So where I work we have limited parking spots. Our office gets 2-3 spots and we have a handicap spot. The people next door get the rest(10 total) and they also get additional parking across a small road(at most its a 3 min walk). Anyway this morning a bunch of the spots next door were empty so it wasn't impossible to find a spot but I noticed that on our side the handicap spot was taken but this spot in particular is almost always empty and its the closest to the office building. When I check to see who was in the spot(my office is allowed to park in this spot even though it is handicap whenever since the landlord knows we don't have as many spots as the people next door and he has a shitload of money to pay for the fine) I see a 300+ 5'6 butter beast(he looks exactly like fat Albert) without any handicap stickers or anything similar in the spot. Additionally the people next door are FORBIDDEN to use this spot since they have their own, the landlord hates the people next door and they take most of out spots anyway. I should also add that the spots at the front are for the permanent staff and for us  and the spots across the street are for the temp/ new staff but this butter beast decided that not only would he do whatever the fuck he wanted but he would also get more privilege than the people next door and more privilege than us which we have been here for much much longer than he has(he started working yesterday). Anyway long story short my boss's are both shitlords and as is the landlord so they said that if(the butter beast went for lunch at like 11 so its shugazz dont get so low) it parks in the spot again I can call the cops and have its car moved.  Edit: Its 107 pm and the butter beast must still be low on shugaz and has not returned. I will update again at 3 if the butter beast has arrived.  EDIT 2: 254 PM EAT BEAST HAS ARRIVED I WILL CHECK WITH MY OTHER BOSS TO GIVE ME THE GREEN LIGHT TO HAVE IT MOVED AND HAVE THE COPS CALLED  EDIT 3: My other boss called the landlord and the landwhale had to move his car but I was not allowed to call the cops since the people next door convinced our landlord it would not happen again :(  and the landwhale is "new" so it didn't know any better. BUT Monday is a new day and according to my boss if it happens on again on Monday I can and WILL call the cops.