Am I a comet? I fly a lot. About 100 flights in the past year. I don't know if it's the lack of sleep, constant time zone changes or not knowing which city I'm in but I think I've turned into a comet. Forever circling big giant balls of hot, fetid gas.  When I look to my left I see Jupiter. When I  look to my right I see....is that Jupiter again?  I think my orbit is off because everywhere I look there are giant fucking PLANETS.