My fat ex took zumba for a month then her ankle pretty much gave up on life. She never tried it again and preferred to buy a red fedora and some old hag-looking trenchcoat. Then she left for 3 months to a nearby town to help her dad with a bakery they owned (since after she got her biology degree she never got any social life aside from her real life minecraft friends and our group, nor any job. I can't imagine a discolored poorly-dressed legbeard fat womanchild like her holding a job at all...). A month ago I saw her again. She's got triple the fat now. She's been "indulging" herself with the bakery's goods in secret. She even admitted it to me over the internet, but I never imagined the aftermath to be THAT bad. Before? Just a big belly at her front, still keeping her natural curvy waist. Now? The overflowing belly blob was spreading in a 270-degree range, the remaining 90° is her back. She's pretty much Fat Carmen Sandiego now.