North Texas blood drive fatties I'm drunk and watching Baylor get fucked up by Oklahoma (college football for non burgers) isn't doing it for me so here's some fat hate. BLOGPOST INCOMING. This July I started donating blood because it's a good deed and a free blood pressure check, I have plenty of time on my hands so why not do something good for the members of this race worth saving, right.  It was a Red Cross blood drive in a church at the the centre of a sparsely-populated suburb just outside of Dallas. 3rd time being here. Generally you get there and sit around for a while answering the usual donation questions, getting screened, etc. Don't particularly mind the wait, I brought a book and my iPhone, plus my commie Eastern European ass has never been inside a church except for this so it's a somewhat eerily new experience. The whole thing took about 1.5-2 hours from when I walked in and I did some people watching. Holy shit man, ALMOST EVERYONE in the place was severely obese. I didn't keep an exact count but there were roughly 25 people in the church building during the time I was there and only three were non-fupatrons: CowboyDancer, a skinny lad maybe 19 or so checking people in who was a volunteer, and a cute girl who from her college sweatshirt and makeup I'd guess was 21-ish.  It really is a testament to the overall resilience of the human body that some of these people were allowed to give blood on a general health level screen.  E.g. they had a huge, overhanging fupa, but still passed the blood pressure and pulse tests. No morbids scootypuff cases obviously, but WHY is it OK to be 100 lbs overweight? The phlebotomist chick who took my blood was about 300 lbs easy, waddled rather than walked, (I didn't like being touched with those sausage fingers).  Prior to donating, I a 45-min HIIT workout class. So many beautiful people. And after it, I went shopping at Walmart. Hell, I thought the healthy-to-fat ratio was bad at the blood drive. I will definitely die alone. It's like my fat exposure went off the charts over the course of the day, so I have to reset it by venting on FPH. tl;dr: small town Texas people don't know how to stop eating, donate their crap blood anyway