Why the fuck do they smell so bad? To keep myself limber in between heavy gym sessions, I like to go to yoga at least once a week or every other week. Beautiful women both mentally and physically, great workout for the body and mind, there's really nothing better than a good yoga session.  To be considerate to my fellow yogis, I shower before every class, wear something tight so the boys don't hang out, put on deodorant, avoid eating anything highly pungent the day of or before, and don't wear any cologne. I'm a bit late to my class so I was stuck near the back were all the fats like to congregate to avoid being seen for the former female variety and the male fats just leer at all the women (gross).  About 2 minutes of child's pose in, the fats are all already sweaty. After 20 minutes the worst mixture of BO and Axe body spray assaulted my nose and I nearly puked. Not wanting to puke and ruin the class for everyone I held on for as long as I could before I just got up and moved to the other side of the room. Why the fuck do they have to invade my safe space? They're always crying about their own safe space yet openly attack all of ours like the gym, beach, yoga studios with their fatness. Ruined my day.