Shitlord client I got a new job and my client is a shitlord! How did i fond thisbout? Weve been having issues with our lifts, mainly due to hams (might share some of these stories later) in the building.  My client and i were talking at my desk when i got an email from a group of angry hams. Apparently they felt unsafe in the lifts and demanded to know what i would do to fix it. Keep in mind, fixing lifts is not my business and these hams work over 30 stories up. I advised my client i would politley suggest that i could desecure the stairs for them. He laughed and replied that would only lead to odour complaints on the lower levels. It really is amazing how much easier it is to deal with hams when you have another shitlord at your back.