[UPDATE] A sow is too fat to do her job properly and my rage has brought me back here. Dunno if anyone remembers but I posted a while back about Piggy, who was not correctly performing her job, and thus hurting the child (J) that she ought to help. Well, I'm very very very happy to report that we can officially stick a fork in Piggy: SHE'S DONE.  The parents of J approached me in the playground after school one day,I thought they wanted to ask about my complaint about Piggy, but they were asking if I would be willing to work with their child in the new school year!!!!! Apparently they were already unhappy with her, and myself and two other aides at the school had reported issues, so they gave Piggy her pink slip and have hired new aides! Hooray! I had to decline (I already have too much work) but I know the nice girls that will be working with J.  I can't wait to see him improve! And never have to sit in the staff room and watch Piggy cram a sandwich down her gullet one-handedly whilst texting with the other. VICTORY FOR ALL.