You guys remember the pregnant cow I work with right? You know, the one who can't afford 1 kid let alone the 7 she wants, has baby showers for free shit, etc.  Well more rant material and how I shitlord her daily!  So we were talking and she was talking about her wedding set. Apparently her husband spent thousands on a huge diamond wedding band and engagement set that has a loose diamond in it. She never wears it because the $100 to fix the diamond is "outrageous". Well, she then started to say how she wants her husband to buy her a cheap wedding band to wear instead. She looks at my wedding band and says "kinda like yours! It's small and cheap! Perfect for what I need! Where did you get it??" Well here is my wedding band.  Mind you, when my husband asked me to marry him, we were sitting in bed and he didn't have a ring. We were poor at the time so we had a courthouse wedding with $45 silver bands. We saved for a year to upgrade our rings and spent about $1300 upgrading them. Sure I don't have a huge flashy ring but dammit this is the one I wanted. I wanted a white gold version of what my mom had and we spent $900 on it.  I was pissed and decided at this point this fucking cow wasn't worth my effort to be friendly. So I quipped "actually we spent $900 on my ring. Thanks for saying my wedding band is cheap and thinking your retarded idea of buying another one instead of just fixing the one you have is going to be easier. " and walked off.  Well she apologized and I acted like I took it. But ever since then I have been shitlording the fuck outta her. I'm only 10 weeks pregnant but I'm already showing. She is 33 weeks and just looks like a slightly fatter fuck. I have also lost 10 lbs from not goi g to the gym hardcore anymore and eating healthier to compensate. So every day I pop out my little pregnant bump and make sure to comment about it to her. She gets so fucking butt hurt. I love it.  Also, people are voluntarily buying me baby stuff because they are excited for us even though I keep telling them not to. She is begging for baby stuff and no one has bought her shit. I love it.  I also keep rubbing in her face that I have to eat some junk to maintain my weight because I literally can't eat the required 2,000+ calories I need for me and baby. The doctor keeps telling her to not gain any weight and she keeps scarfing down Lunchables and all this horrific shit.  Another example, I talked with my doctor and we agree sushi is safe during pregnancy as long as I avoided bottom feeders, high Mercury fish, and fish like tuna who could have parasites must be frozen before served raw. Well I talked with my sushi chef and he makes sure to flash freeze all fish and he is very meticulous with my orders. Great right? So I mentioned that I went and got sushi one night and she flipped shit about how "it's soooo bad for you!!!! What if you kill your baby!!!!"  Bitch you eat I heated deli meat that could have listeria, dips from the cafe at work at have raw egg in it, and drink 2-3 caffeinated drinks a day. And you are going to lecture me on my once a week maybe sushi habit?  Anyways, here are some questionably pregnant cows for you to enjoy since you made it through all that  https://sli.mg/i5I7Dc https://sli.mg/X2IUm3 https://sli.mg/m3HvEj https://sli.mg/o43UWZ https://sli.mg/CgbUUs https://sli.mg/7UTmAy