Let's do the math! They always use paper bowls so they don't have to clean up, but that tells us how much the mayo beast was really eating It's eating out of a 12oz paper bowl. Which is designed to hold 1.5 cups though in the picture the bowl is overflowing with food so it's probably more than 1.5 oz. It looks filled to the top with hash browns which are 470 calories per cup (or 705 calories total). It claims one egg which is is 80 calories. Egg whites are about 40 calories per 1/4 cup if we are going to trust her. Two slices of bacon are 100 calories total and the ketchup is 40 calories if we assume two table spoons. Let just trust her that she didn't mix in a bunch of oil (she did). Oh almost forgot the shredded cheese (reduced fat teehee), an 1/8th cup of reduced fat is 60 calories. *Bacon: 100 calories (50 calories x2) *Ketchup: 40 calories (2 Tbsp) *Egg: 80 calories *Egg White: 40 calories (1/4 cup) *Hash browns: 705 calories *Cheese: 60 calories (1/8th cup) So in total the obeasts meal is at the absolute minimum: 1025 calories Assuming that it didn't chug down the beatus juice it's already over half of it's recommended daily intake.