Sludge Pile Fam causes traffic jam and I lost it I thought buying groceries via the Internet was only for lazy people. Today I discovered that online groceries may just be the last line of defense against supermarketitis. Today my s/o and I made our weekly trip to Aldi's to purchase select groceries and we were met by a what appeared to be a meeting of the Addams family: supersized.  We all are aware of how small some Aldi's can be. Enter jumbo mom pushing a cart full of processed junk, dad riding a fat-mobile with even larger 15 year old 400 lb case of child abuse.  From the moment we entered the store, this somewhat mobile squadron of city busses waddled down the aisles of the cramped store, often going two wide, apparently practicing for the Dorrito 500 looking bewildered as to what processed junk to pack into their already cringe worthy carts.  Due to the overall size of the cramped aldis, without wavering the only way you were going to get to it (if lardy unleashed and co didn't clear it out first) you had to wait for these brainless sludge buckets to get out of the way.  After standing behind these trash trucks for long enough I decided it was time for a shitlord intervention and politely asked burgerqueen if she could move her cart so that we could pass. This soda head had the nerve to tell me to wait my turn (to what walk around the store?) And I had it.  I walked over to her cart(s) while she and hubby were deciding how many boxes of cinnamon rolls that they needed  (immobile-man apparently had eaten the last box and burger queen was upset that she didn't get to have one, it appeared that they settled on four boxes) and I began rummaging through their carts. After about 5 seconds of rummaging burger queen came back to reality from her food-thoughts induced coma and demanded to know why I was going through her cart. I pulled my cart up beside hers and grabbed a bag of granola out of my cart that I had noticed they also had. "I'm just looking at what you are buying, my girlfriend and I are health concious and I wanted to make sure that we weren't buying anything that you are" and I set our bag of granola in her cart and slid on by not waiting for a response.  As we walked away her husband joe six pack piped up, that no one talks to his wife that way and that he was going to alert the manager of my snide remarks. (Oh no not the aldi's supermarket manager!) Needless to say we swiftly bought our frozen chicken breast and left before hamburger lady even made it to the front of the store to complain and probably ask for a discount due to her displeasure with being slapped with a little bit of reality.