Fatties on the bus Hello fph. I live in Sweden, and our busses look like this. A shitlord can fit with no problem. If you have a big bag with you, you might have two carry it in front of or behind you. If you don't you run a risk of smacking it into people sitting on the seats.  So, I make my way to the bus and in front of me is a heifer. By American standards she's probably a smallfat, but for a Swede she is huge. People try to discreetly look at her while they pretend not to, cause damn. Well, she gets on the bus, I get on behind her and....  Nothing. Oh God, please don't say the fupatron just got a heartattack  I just got our of work and I want to go home to my SO.  The butter golem shuffles around a bit and that's when I realize that she's too wide to move forward, both if she walks straight ahead or if she curves her body a bit. She is just too fucking big. There people sitting in the seats right next to the aisle seem to realize that as well cause you can see them scooting as far away as they can, nearly sitting in the lap of their neighbours. (nah, not really. Swedes hate close contact).  The fatty moves along, hitting people in the face with her mass, and bag. I'm pretty sure I'm going to get life lasting wounds on the inside of my mouth from biting down my laughter.