but you DON'T EAT A PINT IN A SINGLE SITTING!  Why don't hams ever understand this? I bought a pint of ice cream for my mini fridge when I used to live in the dorms, and my ham roommate ate the whole thing while I was in class. When I flipped out on her, she started squealing that it wasn't her fault that I only bought enough for one sitting. WTF.