Fats are the worst customers ever.... So I'm awake now even though I need to wake up for Mass tomorrow. Why might you ask? A fat customer is displeased. (and a certain someone has an ass chewing coming for the client getting my personal number but that's off topic.) So we have a client who recently came into allot of money and "feels like everyone is out to get them." Typical self centered fat exaggeration. Whatever, you're need for attention is my mortgage payment. This fat cunt and her whole family of hams have done nothing but complain and try and treat my guys like they are their for entertainment purposes. Now my team chief SHOULD have handled this nonsense but apparently he got so fed up with it that he just asked right out, " why did you hire us? Who is coming?" (Paraphrasing) it turned into a whole thing and some how I get called. This sow now wants to pull the contract.  So here comes the fun part. I explain to her that in the papers she signed she can't pull the contract without just cause (operators drinking, doing drugs, sexual harassment, assault, general misconduct and law breaking, etc.) And this does not meet the criteria. (I'm still lost on exactly why she's upset) so she says get them off her property. No problem chica, but you still have to pay. After much reeing she agrees. Further proving that fats are fucking stupid, dumb eat beast asks how much, like it wasn't discussed or in the long list of papers she signed. I tell her, much more reeing, followed by agreement to drop a cashier's check tomorrow. This literally was the most ilogical fat bitch I've ever encountered and she ruined my night! I fucking hate these fats I wish I could afford to not take them on as clients.