LOL the first one. As if its nipples have ever been above its bellybutton. Yknow, for such bodypositive fucks, they sure like to portray themselves in a much more "acceptable" light than their disgusting forms actually appear. Perky boobs (LOL) disproportionately tiny waist (LOL) no double chin or fupa (LOL) no cellulite (LOLOLOL!) as if.