Fatties in fitness competitions Just competed in my fifth or sixth strongman event (where you lift things up and put them down multiple times) (just qualified for nationals! Woo!) and there's been steady increase in fats that have attempted to do these events. Just because you're fat does not mean you're strong, and so it becomes entertain to watch people half their size lift and carry these implements with such ease compared to them.    Keep on doing these, fatties, please, because not only is it fun to watch and shitlord you, you just paid a lot of money to do these, which only benefit the corporations and gym's you never appreciate or attend.