Fatasses is starting shit with my family. I'm at an art festival right now, having some frozen peach bellinis. Goddamn they're good. Anyways, I called my mom to see if she wants to come with my brothers and meet me here. She called me back just a minute ago and said the neighbors called the cops on my baby brother. This neighbor is a full fucking whale and goddamn I hate her. I've encountered this beast a few times while visiting and it is vile.  So what happened? My baby brother (who is 11) pointed his NERF GUN at her speshul snoflake while they were playing. She's trying to press charges against an 11 year old boy. I literally can't even. Thanks to this whale, my mom now has to deal with this headache of getting things settled and oh yeah, now they can't come to the festival so I'm bummed. Fat fucks are the worst. Edit: WHOOP. Sorry for the typo in the title. I'm a little buzzed right meow.