How my name came to be. Back in high school, we had a femayo planet in our social circle. She was loud and entitled even back then, 20 years a go. She was also a slut and had been nicknamed the Two tonne cumbucket. My first run in with her was when i had a camera and snapped it scoffing in to a meat pie, black eye for that one. The next was a hot day after school, swimming at a mates place who had a pool. I got out to have a smoke( don't judge, dumb teen being cool). She followed me and lit one as well, next thing I know she is trying to straddle and kiss me. I pushed her away saying I wasn't interested. At this point, she got stankface and stubbed her lit cigarette in to my bare nipple. That was the day a shitlord was born.