Cubicle Fats Two of my biggest pet peeves with cubicle fats. Rolling their chairs from their cubicle situated diagonally across from me and bumping into both of our dividers. It's the "fat's coming to bother me" theme song. So. Fucking. Annoying! Just get up and walk over to me. Opening multiple fast food and chip bags at their desk. While also telling everyone how it sucks to have diabeetus. I wonder why they have diabeetus?  Just thought of another one: why do they feel need to make personal calls in the office? I don't want to hear you arguing with insurance over an insulin refill rejection (true story). Then they try to make small talk about how insurance sucks and how the company is now taking health measurements while charging those who don't meet criteria. Especially since all they have to do is sign up for 2 programs to not pay the extra. Fucking lazy bastards.