I ordered one off Amazon for a really annoying chick that wanted me to do free work in order for a job offer. I emailed her a quote for my services and she went on a triad of shit about how important they were and how they could do better. It was a fatty who dropped out of film school with a fake photography company on facebook(watermarks don't make you a professional). Anyways I found her FB. Got bored and a couple weeks later I read some click bait shit about funny Amazon reviews.  I couldn't resist. It was just right there. Begging me to do it.