Tales of Fatties: The Low Rider, The Elevator, The Subway Door The highway divides into local lanes and main lanes, we are on the main lanes and see  a car in the local lane front right of us. I exclaim, "do you see that, that looks pretty cool, its lowered I think," to my friend. As we are far away, my friend speeds up to catch up to the car to check it out. You see, this is not a sports car, so we were bit curious as to why it looks so low the ground. We can clearly distinguish this is a Honda Accord and baffled with this car being so low. Anyhow, we catch up and we start laughing our asses off like to stupid jackasses from the sight of the contents of the vehicle.  There are 4 occupants, all Jupiter sized. Story2: The Elevator Again, me and friend were around 17 or so, go to this large apartment to pick up of our girls before heading to park. Anyhow, she lived in a large high rise apartment complex while we didn't so elevator experience was something interesting to us. Now as we go in, here come bunch of fat cows and they pile into it tight but the warning goes off, as it has reached the minimum safe weight to operate. Me and my friend look at each other and automatically knew to walk out without saying a word. As we leave, one of the fat cow comments, "damn they weight so much." And all the other fatties respond in agreement but to which we just laugh our asses off and take the stairs. Story3: The Subway Door My stupid ass being nice human, walking out the door after having a 6inch turkey sandwich. However, its summer time, and there seems to be spontaneous thunderstorms that passes through. As I walk toward the door, it starts pouring, and I see a lardbeast stomping its away toward the door, to which me being a nice human try to open the door, but the wind pressure keeps it closed. I try to open it for her and finally it opens and the wind sort of takes me out the door, like a step and slowly side step away to avoid the lard beast. Now, at this point, the lardbeast is soaked, and after it gets in, it starts squealing at me for not opening the door right away as I am walking away to the car in the lovely rain. The End