Roommate From Hell (mini rant) Hey FPH,  I need both advice and a place to vent about this hammy roommate of mine. I don't even know where to begin because she's a monster in pig mentality and just as a human being. I think I'll just give background and then list everything. Basically, my roommate last year was a bitch and we weren't friends so I randomly selected someone during the room selection process this year. She emailed me saying that her friend left her last minute and she was happy I seemed cool and I agreed with her on that aspect because she seemed so nice. Anyway, I moved in early because I was working but was basically living with my boyfriend at that point so she moved in about three days before seeing me. When I got home the room was a quite literal pig sty. I didn't leave it spotless but my things were organized enough for it to be clean. Her clothes were everywhere! Her makeup and alcohol was all over the place and her hairballs from her brush were like tumbleweeds on our floor. She introduced herself and all I could focus on is how pudgy and greasy she was. Since then it's just gotten worse: The first night she asked if I was wearing horse hair (I'm black and wear weave), saw I got offended and then "saved" it with "my black friend Cindy says some girls do. Later on told me how GORGEOUS AND MODEL-ESQUE her sister was (another fat pig) and how jealous everyone was of her body. She really said that this 5'6 170 pound girl that's shaped like a fridge with the face of a mule looked like a VS model.  Repeatedly tells me how fit she used to be and how she lost 20 pounds this summer. Apparently in high school she ran ten miles a day and worked out nonstop (still looked hammy, even more so actually) Constantly talks about her "curves" (shaped like a brick In fact, she just constantly talks. She is known to repeat the same story three times in a conversation so much that my boyfriend and I are thinking of making it a drinking game HAS NO BOUNDARIES. She has changed in front of my boyfriend both with me and out of the room, asks TOO MUCH about my sex life, cried to him about maybe being pregnant, asked him to take her to target and treats him like a drug expert because he grew weed in the past. Is reckless. she takes any kind of drug, aspires to take cocaine one day, gets blackout drunk on the regular, and comes home in other people's clothing all the time SHE NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP SHE WEIGHS HERSELF 3 TIMES A DAY! She's always on a health kick that never starts. It's quite literally just her saying she wants to, getting health food, and then proceeding to let it rot in MY fridge as she then buys tubs of cookie dough and cheetos and eats them all in 24 hours. I have seen her eat two tubs and a giant family sized bag in two hours while drinking wine. Also, she always asks my boyfriend to buy her wine. We are 19 and he is 23. If it's not wine it's something way stronger. Then it turns into a story, the same one actually, about how she has been mixing drinks since 7 and drinking since 13. She was an alcoholic by 15 and had to give the stuff up only to start again at 16. Cannot take a hint. She's basically failing or on the cusp of so she just drinks, smokes, and eats but I'm trying to maintain a 3.8 so I actually study, you know, like my parents pay for. She never shuts up, I have to leave my dorm room at 10 PM to study because no matter how much I say "Stop Hammy! I HEED TO STUDY!" she just stares at me and says "okay, sorry" and then continues. She's super insecure but will never admit it. She's cried about how she doesn't look like me or her friends and that guys do not appreciate "real bodies" like hers. She told me at a party a guy whispered to his friend not to hookup with her because she's a 5 and attributes that to models and society, not because she is actually super ugly with a gross body. She was harassing our neighbors to smoke and when they were talking about me I guess they mentioned how toned I looked and that they thought I lived at the gym and apparently she got livid and said I've gone like twice and I'm just skinny with no muscle. On top of that she said she's started working out everyday each week when in reality she goes on buzzfeed every night babying a handle of vodka. She NEEDS affirmation and wants it anyway she can. I'm trying to switch but it's not that easy. I'm a Psych major and as much as I hate her my headquarters for my department is five minutes away. Also my classes are fairly close and everyone else is super nice. I'd also feel bad leaving her with my neighbors having no buffer because she is BOY CRAZY like I have never seen. Literally, every guy she sees she thinks is jaw dropping. Since we live on an all guys floor it's a free for all. It's us and two other girls who are rooming together and of the 4v of us she's always harassing the guys, especially our neighbors. She writes messages on our whiteboard, asks them where they're going and if they're "gonna have some funnnnnn" while winking. Since they're older than us she's always going on about how mature and hot they are and complaining how she doesn't look good when she runs int them so much so she sleeps with makeup on. Honestly I could go on for hours about her/it.