Much appreciated. I only post a story when it's something worth posting, though. If I gave you guys daily updates, it'd be a rarely unbroken cycle of:  Co-porker: Hey Tuna, doin' something healthy again? Hyuck! Me: Fuck off, fatty. Co-porker: I don't think you have a very good attitude. Me: ...and I don't think you have a very good BMI.  Fuck off, fatty.