Just got effed over by a family sized individual for the first time cause of her jealousy. [Rant] Tl;dr. I like my boss, some peeps hang out for bosses birthday. Fatty gets jealous and invites everyone to hang out after the bar except me after we already left. So first of all this gastropod is my coworker and we work under an individual whom I happen to be quote enamored with. We all actually get along and the butterball actually thinks I'm her friend (pretty hard to fake being nice to these people) The fatty has previously made advances on me in the past which I have shot down (although not in outright rude sort of way just cause I work with her and actually like my job so I don't want to fuck it over with drama). She's the type of person who thinks she's one of the guys, will go to a strip club, drinks a lot, talks about having an oral fixation shudders, has acne, etc..  The whole works.  Anyways my crush had a birthday lately and a few of us from work and a couple other people go together to hang out at a bar and shoot the shit. We had a great time, I got some nice one on one time with her too. We all finish up and part ways and head home.  Now the fun part. Fatty fat has decided to throw a BBQ after the fact and waited until I was gone to invite everyone except me. I'm super annoyed just cause I wanted to actually hang out with my crush some more and I'm fairly certain the fat ass deduced by affection to my boss and got jealous as fuck. It is pretty funny to me that she schemed this but I am actually quite mad as well.