Ahhhhh, the eternal optimist....    Maybe if enough people wish hard enough, that catastrophically bad “health” (which that thing HAS to have and we’re not allowed to ask or comment about) will finally manifest itself in the inevitable and long-overdue cardiac arrest or stroke.   Seriously---how old can you reasonably expect to get when your triglyceride, cholesterol and blood glucose numbers are all so high that each of them has four digits and a comma in it?