Apparently food that isn't loaded with fat, salt, and simple sugars is completely alien to fat people. I went to a Whale Mart today to grab a few things, and as the fat cashier is ringing me up, she starts laughing.  I asked her what was so funny and she said she'd "never seen any of this stuff here before" and she "didn't know we had it".  It took me a moment to realize that she was actually saying that she didn't recognize any of the food I grabbed. Here's the food I had:  With the exception of the juice, refried beans, and the water, all of this can be found right at the front of the store by the entrance.  She must literally walk by this shit multiple times a day and yet she's never taken a moment to look at it. Fucking hams.