You thieving fat fucks!! I can't give two shits if you want to eat yourselves to death, but at least pay for your fucking food!!  I keep catching fat fucks at our restaurants getting juice and sodas on a whim and eating food they dont pay for.  Hell, they don't even give discounts at the restaurants anymore since we have an employee cafeteria now. (not that I care.  I pack my fucking lunch.) I'm starting to think the reason that "food is so expensive" is because they're stomachs are ao fucking large, and their tarps have no pockets, they never have room for thier miney so they just fucking steal all the food.  Thieves make prices go up. "Oh, but they don't have pockets!  Where are they keeping the food they steal??"  you say? IN THEIR LARGE GAPING ASSHOLE OF A MOUTH, YOU DUMB FUCKS.  Fats are like hamsters.  They shove the extra food in their cheeks for later.  Or under thier gunts if they're desperate. Fats are lazy and criminals.  Fats are too privileged - sorry "OPPRESSED" - that they believe they can demand society's obligations to bend to THIER will. I really wish they would all just die. Side note:  Management ain't gonna do dick about the thieves.  They're fat  themselves.  Two which are deathfats.