I love hams giving me advice about being pregnant So I'm reaching the midpoint in my pregnancy and I've gained a whopping .8 lbs. I knew I would lose muscle so I calculated that in when I got pregnant.  Well hammie pregnant hamfat at work was mocking me being pregnant.  "You're soooooo tiiiiny. How much weight have you gained?" About a pound so far. I feel great.  "You're starving yourself! That's not healthy for the baby! Plus no one can tell you're pregnant!" I haven't gained a lot of weight because I don't want to be a cow this pregnancy. Plus I do have a baby bump that's not hidden by a ton of fat this time.  The look of defeat on her face was awesome. I was talking about my first pregnancy but she thought I was discussing hers and got insulted. Whatever. I'll take it.  Oh and I'm invited to her baby shower this weekend. I got a list of stuff to buy for her including a car seat, stroller, and money towards a crib. Fuck it. She's getting a discount onesie.