swallow a balloon put down the spoon http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/obesity-over-weight-obalon-balloon-a7046786.html Apparently some people diet and exercise and can't lose weight so the solution might be to swallow a balloon. You've got to have the brains of a ballon to believe this shite. No one who has ever eaten the right amount of food and taken the right amount of exercise has ever been unable to lose weight. Why is it these fat fucks get away with lying about how the diet didn't work when the truth is they still ate too much? How much do you have to lie to yourself that it's not your fault that you are fat? This very question is what makes normal people distrust fats. If you can poison yourself with food then every other aspect of your character is suspect. They hate it because the fat shows us how pathetic they are. They have no where to run to get away from their fat. We see it and instantly assume they are lazy greedy cowards to scared to take responsibility and live a good life. With people who are swallowing balloons to try to be thin i reckon the doctors should prescribe them Crystal Meth, you never see a fat addict so clearly as a weight loss tool it's one of the best outside of actually eating well and exercising. Obviously it has side effects like you lose your teeth but most of these fat Beetus drinkers have lost many teeth already so they'll not notice.  The funny thing about balloons is if you stick one up your jumper you can look like a fat.