The idea of "there's no such thing as a free lunch" takes on a much more literal meaning when you think of it in terms of caloric content like many of us shitlords do. Why would I want to waste a significant portion of the calories I can eat today (without getting fat) on something bland, unsatiating, and lacking much nutritious content? Hams can't seem to grasp this concept. Food is just dirt to them and their mouths are vacuums.