For the fat co-worker I despise; guess a dying age! OK, so my hatred for my fat fuck co-worker can be saved for another time. What I'd like to do in this thread is list all of it's weight issues, health problems, etc., and then all of my fellow shitlords and ladies can take a stab at guessing at what age it'll kick the bucket! A bonus if you can guess the direct cause of passing. My stats aren't fully accurate, mainly because I ignore and stay as far away from it as I can, but this is what I've gleaned so far. Have fun!! Female Age: 52  Est. height: 5'6" - 5'7" Est. weight: using online visual aids and calculators, I'm calling this at 360lbs, making the BMI... BMI est.: 56 - 57 It's been carrying weight like this for at least 20 years if not more. It also likes stiff drinks now and then, and was a smoker in earlier years. Known health issues: 1) Type 2 beetus 2) Circulation issues (it has "troubles" with its feet at times and takes medication for it.) 3) Severe sleep apnea (have heard this first-hand during a company getaway), which also causes... 4) Lack of sleep (can't sleep a full night) 5) Allergies (too many to list, both food and scent AFAIK) 6) Lack of breath (OK, it's literally 20 steps in total to the printer and back to the desk. On flat concrete flooring with thin carpet. No soil or grass resistance. It's wheezing like a accordion. Jesus!) There's also a family history of weight-related issues; for example, it's brother just had a couple of toes amputated due to circulation shutdown. So what do we think people? I'm calling 63 y.o. No way retirement is a possibility. Weigh in!!