Fats don't just lie, they CHEAT as well. Just a quick anecdote about my experience with hambeasts and how their shitty habits infect every part of their lives: I work in a testing/tutoring center and during testing times, we have to keep a close eye out while proctoring since cheating incidents are sadly somewhat common. However, I was praised recently by the center's manager for how many cases of cheating I catch and it even turned into a lecture for the other employees to "be more vigilant like RapidLynx!" Here's the thing though, I'm no more "vigilant" than anyone else I work with, but I do have a trick that's nearly foolproof for catching tons of cheaters: NEVER TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE OBEASTS. Just like they cheat on their diets and lie about consuming less than 1000 calories a day and not losing weight, they seem to cheat WAY more often than shitlords who likely have the discipline to study in the first place, just like they have the discipline to not gorge themselves with McBeetus 24/7. So while I'm proctoring, I'll all but ignore people who are a normal weight, but I'm like a hawk around fatties, and the fatter they are, the more time I'll spend watching them. The result: I catch more cheaters than anyone else hands down without even trying. You wouldn't believe all the ways fats try to cheat too. I've even had some think they were being sneaky actually using their fupas to cover up cell phones/cheat sheets in their laps (gross). It doesn't surprise me much either since hams are always looking to get out of doing anything that takes actual effort. Just look at the multi-million dollar dieting industry where ham after ham is throwing money at the next "get slim quick" scheme rather than just putting in the work to actually lose weight. I know this is just 1 person's story and not scientific data, but my experience seriously leads me to believe these whales never mentally progressed past the "gimme-gimmie-gimme-now-now-now" toddler stages of brain development and being so fat is just an outwards physical manifestation of their instant gratification mindsets.