Ham lightly stumbled in the steeet and had to be taken away by an ambulance This happened yesterday. I had just come out of my meeting in London, me and my college went to grab some lunch before we headed back to our office. We went to a sandwhich place and were sitting out the front when this bumbling mess walked past with his thin friend. I watched him as he just clipped his toe on an uneven paving stone, stumbled forwards and then just collapsed to the floor shouting out in pain and holding his knee, honestly it was one of the most pathetic things I have ever seen. Now he was just laying there on the floor whilst everyone else was walking around him just looking at him, his friend actually laughed and asked him "what the hell was that?, did you just try and kick the pigeons in front of you?" He layed on the floor for about 5 minutes explaining that he just stumbled and bent his knee the wrong way and now whilst laying on the floor could not get back up and the pain was "too much to continue". This fat fucker then said to his friend "you are going to have to call an ambulance" to which we then watched as this ham planet layed in the middle of the pavement for 20 minutes as an ambulance tried to make it's way into one of the the busiest parts of london (Covent Garden) just because this guys knees couldn't handle his weight under a slight unplanned movement. I just watched as this guy needed a team of 4 to strecher him into the ambulance thinking to myself how the hell is his weight not affecting anyone else? surely if you can't stumble without the strong chance of being hospitalised you are doing something drastically wrong? no doubt he was unapolagetic about the whole thing.