Even more hospital encounters My mother is a specialised nurse and works a lot of shifts at the emergency. She is an anesthologist. This weeks worst encounter was a fat that got stabbed by her fat as fuck partner. Bear in mind, this bitch (according to my mom) arrived at the emergency by ambulance. My mom was attending that day. She says that there was a 5 cm knife sticking out of her pannus, when they tried to give her something for pain, first shot she started touching herself. I think mom mentioned that adipose tissue does something weird with medication? So they stab her buttocks with more painkiller syringes while my mom is trying to get to a vein. Finally, after about 1 hour, mom manages to get a vein. During this time, the knife is still in the fat and apart from showing signs of infection, she is fine 😐 After mom is done with her shift she spots the alleged boyfriend fat. Of course she calls the police. He did carry two bags from tgif though. We both think it was meant for the recovering couch bison.  Anyways, fatty didn't die but the other fat got arrested. Sad our health workers can't turn fats away.