Fatties have no shame I was driving for work a few days ago when I exited the freeway and saw a "homeless" planet. It was huge. The butterbeast was sitting on a bucket eating what looked like a salad. I was wondering how a homeless person could get so fat. The obeast finished its snack and proceeds to pick up a sign and I shit you not it read in all caps, "FOOD PLEASE." Like holy shit. Have you no shame? Fuck fat people, man. It blew my mind. I wanted to get a picture but my light turned green. I have since been back to the corner to see if I could catch the fatty, but it has not returned.