Fats on bikes So I live in a city that has those city bikes and is a pretty bike friendly city. There's bike lanes everywhere and in 5 oclock traffic you're commuting next to several other cyclists. Now, it doesn't take a fucking genius to figure out that the bike rules are similar to car rules. You stay in your "lane" and pass when it is safe to. In a car, you wouldn't drive on the shoulder to get in front of someone at a red light, so it's pretty rude to do it on a bike. I was sitting at a light in a protected bike lane in line behind about 4 other cyclists who had all been moving at a pretty steady pace. Pace usually isn't an issue in the city anyway because there's so many lights. All of a sudden this fat fuck on a rental city bike comes rushing up next to me, almost hitting me, slamming his sausage fingers on the brakes and huffing and puffing loudly. I turn and look to confirm it was a fatty, yup. He was breathing super heavy like he had just run a 5k. Most bike commuters barely break a sweat or get breathing heavy because, again, stop lights. Then, right before our light is going to turn green(bikes lanes have their own lights) he rushes up in front of everyone to get in front of the line and then DOESN'T EVEN GO FASTER THAN US. He's huffing and puffing along clearly giving it his all and we're all just pedaling gently along behind him. After about FOUR BLOCKS he turns left.....he saved zero time by cutting us off but we all probably lost a few seconds because we could have gone a little faster if he hadn't cut us off. Proof that fat drivers are always terrible assholes whether they're in a car or on a bike.  tl;dr: fatty cuts off line of cyclists at a red light then fails to go faster than us