Account Deleted By User Yesterday was my birthday (yay!) So my boyfriend bought me a cake.  We have a four year old, so we start teasing him about the cake.  My boyfriend says "this is my cake, I'm going to eat the whole thing!"  And instead of him getting upset about not getting a slice, he shoots right back "no you won't! Cause then you'd get fat!"  I'm like "oh yeah, super fat!" And then as a family we proceeded to make fat jokes while eating said cake.  I love that my son understands more about overindulgence than the hambeasts do.