Disneyland Cow Herd Just a header, I'm new here. I have lurked for almost a year now but have never felt the need to get an account till today so I am sorry if my formatting is wonky. This is a rant, but I have placed an image at the bottom that I think most of you shitlords will enjoy, hopefully not a repost. DISNEY IS FULL OF BUTTERBEASTS So I visited Disneyland today, being a California resident I'm near it all the time and often visit downtown so I'm aware of the nebulas that grace the pavement but my God, I was not prepared for inside the park. First off, there are obeasts everywhere on their scootypuffs, and I mean EVERYWHERE. The lines, the streets, the rides and (of course) the restaurants. Now, I don't mind grandmas and actually disabled children getting on the rides through the exit, but when I see some obeast riding up on a scootypuff and claiming their knees hurt my blood began to boil. I have a severely mentally disabled brother, who simply gets overwhelmed by crowds, noise and has a hard time understanding the concept of waiting, sometimes still getting upset even when there is a very short line. But fuck me, I'd throw a fit too if I was in the disabled line with some goddamn butterbeast who's only problem is being a fat fuck. Another thing that gets me is the amount of obeasts that do this thing called "Disney Bounding." For those of you who don't know, it was a concept that was started on Tumblr (of fucking course) to dress like Disney characters or allude to them using everyday clothing. I feel so sorry for all the cast members that have to pose with these things being "oh so cute! Teehee!" It's like a fucking plague. Why fats identify with Disney so strongly? I don't even know, the majority of Disney characters have those bodies with "impossibly high standards" that obeasts so commonly flout, disparage and down right discriminate against. But no, even Disney's shit smells like roses.  Another thing is some of the workers. I see them huffing and puffing about and barely able to their jobs and generally ruining the scenery with their fat. Disneyland even used to have a policy that it's workers had to be attractive and in shape, but some hammies cried about their fee fees and got the policy changed for "discrimunashun." Seriously, look it up, it's hilarious.  The one positive thing that came of the day though was how much older attractions shitlord against fatties unintentionally. For example, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride have turnstyles that are TINY. So tiny that even small fats have to turn sideways to get through them. Another example is Tom Sawyer's Island. While meant for children it is still feasible for an adult to explore the majority of the island. Not for the butterhuffer moms of these kids. Nope, their brats can cram themselves down into some nook and mom can't get to them because she ate too much overpriced food. Fat moms are the worst though, seriously. TL;DR: Fats inhabit Disneyland and make my blood boil, while Disneyland secretly shitlords them. P.S. Image of Belle reacting to meeting a chubbernaut. https://sli.mg/C1F132