Shitlorded a Hammy Waitress Last Night I was out with a few friends last night, and we decided to head to IHOP for some dinner. For any of you who may not know what that is, it's a cheap American breakfast chain that serves huge meals. Anyways, we walk in, and I note that 100% of the waitstaff is at minimum a smallfat. Already not looking forward to it, we wait to get seated. The waitress we got... It was probably around 5'4 and over 200 pounds (90 kilos). It had on a too-tight shirt under its apron, and just looked done. Not only was it horribly lazy-Many things happened- (People have nights, it's fine; But this wasn't human, so it hasn't got any excuses.) but it was also simply slovenly.  When it came to ask what we wanted to order, I wasn't in the mood for anything they served so I ordered a fruit cup and applesauce- its eyes sharpened down and it glared at me, before spitting out, "Is that all?" It was they way it said it: not, 'do you want more?' but rather, a tone of absolute self and outward hatred. I know it has never had the control to not eat a mountain of beetusfood, and I'd bet money on the fact that it resents that.  While I normally tip around 25%, it didn't get a cent from me that night.