At what stage of fat does it become impossible to walk the length of a short road without stuffing yet more food or drink into one's gaping maw? BACKGROUND INFO Every Wednesday, I go to my boyfriend's, hang out after work, then grab the last bus home. He lives just outside of the student area of our city, and the bus stop is about 1k up the road from his home, along a road lined with student accommodation and takeaways. So every week, I walk the 1k to the bus stop at 11/11:30pm.  RANT I am yet to see a fat walking along not mid-consumption. It's worse now that the students are winding up to Christmas, because there are many drunk objectionable people who attempt to talk to me (and I don't wear my headphones at night since I was mugged) but I can ignore that. It's the fat fucks who can't huff and puff their way down this TOTALLY FLAT SHORT ROAD without a hand stuffing SHIT into itself that piss me off.  Yesterday, I saw 3 fe-whales each holding their own large pizza boxes, eating on the street whilst drinking out of a communal bottle of prosecco (the classiest way to street drink). Then, two enormous former women, flanking a chubby male, both wearing the smallest, tightest dresses one could imagine. The one on the left was particularly unfortunate, as the dress was a perfect shade of Rhino grey, and the hemline had crept so far up her ham hock thighs that I was confronted by the sight of her underwear as she wobbled her way about, replete with plastic glasses of wine. Finally, as I approached the bus stop, I saw a wall walking towards me. Oh, no, it was just a former man who now resembled a bus, eating what appeared to be a family sized prepackaged chocolate trifle. Whilst walking. Chocolate trifle. He must've brought his own spoon to the supermarket because it was metal, not a free plastic one. Having just looked up what it appeared to be, I'm fairly confident in stating that it was intended to feed 4 people.  This is all in the 5ish minutes it took me to walk up the road, and doesn't include anyone inside, going into, or coming out of any of the 7 takeaways I also passed. What a fucking indictment of the disgusting nature of the culture in this country.