Following fat logic to it's greasy end. Ok, so we know that the obests normally say that they can't lose weight because they have a low metabolism. We all know that this is bull shit because of basic physics BRM+(force*distance)=energy expended, but lets ignore sane rational arguments for just a minute and give the hams some assumptions and see where their logic goes. Normally a conversation with a ham would get locked up debating their many "conditions" while they mooed about somehow being able to break the laws of thermodynamics. So let's say the're right let's say that somehow they run at 400% efficiency and only burn 300 calories a day, what then? Well first we could still tell them they over eat. Fat is storage of excesses energy so they would still need to stop eating so much. If they ate 300 calories a day they would maintain weight and they wouldn't have to worry about starving or even being hungry because their metabolism is slow right? Further more if they ate 200 calories a day they could lose a lb a month and still be fine. Seeing as with my super fast shitlord metabolism that needs 100 calories an hour I can go a day without eating and not die of starvation, they should feel fine only needing to supply 100 calories from fat reserves a day. They would actually have a leg up on us shitlords because they would only have to spend a meager amount on food every week. So as we can see, this still isn't an excuse for being fat. So lets go even further down this logic. Ok then, lets given them another assumption, let's actually say that it is somehow impossible for them to lose fat. What does that mean? Well it means that they would actually be able to starve to death while fat. Yes, you read that right, they are saying that their bodies will die before they run off of fat. While this might be theoretically possible I don't believe there is one case of an mammal doing this, ever. So, following fat logic to it's greasy end leads us to three results. One, they can lose weight even if they exceed a Carnot efficiency of 1 and reverse entropy. Two, they can produce energy from nothing and will stay alive and fat even without eating. Three, they will literally stave to death without losing any fat violating every observation made by biology ever. So, these "people" are either breaking ever law of physics and nature we know, or maybe they are just eating too much and moving too little and their bodies reflect that. But that's just crazy talk, right?