What is it with fatties and "marathons" these days? Every fatty I know is suddenly "training" to "run" "half-marathons". Honestly there aren't enough scare quotes in the universe. When did being able to move your fat ass a few miles suddenly make you not a fat-ass? Why do fats think we all believe they can honestly run a 5k, much less a fucking half-marathon? Do they know when they make these claims, it just draws attention to their fatness?