"i feel ur hands on my body every time u think of me" --> I like to fantasize about someone being interested in me "hey fam its me again j 2 let u kno YES i am aware that i am GODS greatest gift 2 the world and im STILL not accepting friend requests from men bc ur all disgusting and i hate u ALL" --> My self-worth is tied up in whether or not men find me attractive, but I'd rather pretend that I don't need it "Fucking A lot more Than U" --> I tried to make a clever FAT joke while simultaneously pretending to ever get laid  "Lol there's literally nothing more annoying" --> I'm busy trying to delude myself that I'm sexually attractive, so I'm going to pretend that you weren't just lying to be nice "click here to find out more on how I get my bikini bod and why ur man wants 2 fuck me" --> It's hard to convince someone that they find my rolls alluring, so I'll try to make women feel insecure about their relationships "R u mad cuz u caught ur bf jacking off to bbw porn ?" --> I can't conceptualize a rational argument on why I'm going to die of a heart attack at 50, so I'm going to fantasize about someone being interested in me "Bitches be in the gym 3-4 times a week While a Fat girl is Fucking their man ." --> I'm going to try and hide how insecure I feel around women who look human by imagining someone finding me hot