Fatty Mcfatface gets lunch... Happy Sunday friends! I have a quick little story and picture to share today. So the other day I was eating lunch at a truck stop by my worksite. My only 30 min break in a 10 hour work day so I look forward to it all day. Well as I'm eating, a shadow falls over my table. This is not an exaggeration, it literally got darker in the store. Being that it was a beautiful day with not a cloud in the sky I thought maybe we were having another solar eclipse or a UFO was coming. Turned out to be a UFO, an Unidentified Fat Object https://imgur.com/80gRmjS This fatty boom boom seriously blocked out all of the light from the doorway. I watched it (and felt it's fat footsteps) walking up to the sandwich counter and order a double meat, double cheese sandwich (shocker). I couldn't watch anymore so I tried to turn back around and finish my lunch. Although my eyes were no longer being directly assaulted, the assault turned to my ears as I had to listen to it (loudly) finish it's order up with it's fat-coated vocal chords. This fat ham ordered extra chipotle mayo AND extra mayo on her "sandwich" and said "if the sauce isn't dripping all over my hands then you're not making it right tee-hee" and proceeded to guffaw over it's own stupid ass joke as I proceeded to try not to vomit all over the only food I get to eat during my work day. To top it off, when it was walking back out of the store, it smiled at my coworker and I and said "ya'll have a good day." No fatty, you have ruined my day and you don't get the privilege of talking to me because I am a human and you are not.