Back to School First time poster, long time lurker. I had to get this nightmarish experience off of my chest.   Due to some poor life choices, I am back in a local college taking an academic upgrade course so that I can start an IT program in the new year. My class is for math, mainly covering grades 9-12. This is a self directed course because everyone there is over 18 years of age. This is where the fats come into play. My first day there, I am speeding through my workload in record time. 30 minutes into my mathimatically tranced mission I smell something foul. I assume that someone may have passed gas in the room, so I shrug it off. About 30 seconds later, this death fat comes wadling through the door, having to turn sideways just to fit. The smell is exponentially increases as it gets closer to the desks. I make a horrified face as it passes me, huffing and puffing, and blowing my papers down. It plops down on a chair, amd they both begin to groan. Thirty minutes later it gets up and leaves. I think finally, I'll be able to breath normally again. I was mistaken. It came back. Huffing and puffing once more while carrying several bags of beetus feed with it. I try my best to ignore it. About an hour passes and it makes another trip to the cafeteria, bringing back more fat flavored beetus. This happens once more before the end of the class.   I simply cannot begin to imagine how much feed this lard bucket funnels into itself throughout the day. I'm disgusted, but somewhat calmed knowing that Lord Beetus will rid this world of another parasite.   Sorry about any formatting issues as this was done on mobile.