Shitlord Hyundai A couple weeks ago I was in the market for a new (to me) car.  I looked online and found a 2016 Hyundai Elantra at a local dealership that looked promising.  I started reading user reviews and noticed that several people mentioned that it had uncomfortable seats.  Regardless, I went for my test drive, loved the car, and bought it.  After a few days of driving I suddenly remember the reviews about the uncomfortable seats.  I shrugged it off because I thought the seats were just fine...and then I realized something.  The seats curve up on the bottom and the back, and the parts that curve up are fairly hard.  I hadn't really noticed it because as a human, no part of my body touches the curved part.  But people that have an abundance of thigh/butt and back fat would definitely feel the curved parts pressing into their flesh.  I laughed out loud when I realized those reviews were written by fatties.  It makes me love my new car even more now that I know it was designed by shitlords!