It makes me want to take the thin military guys to places where they're forced to talk to female humans.  Like a mail-order-brides country or the nearest sports-bar-with-scantily-clad-waitresses.  Get them to realize they have SMV.  I'm autistic, I have low muscle mass, and I certainly don't have military benefits or any of the other SMV boosts inherent to being in the military.  And I wouldn't touch a hamplanet.  Surely someone who looks like Beta could do better than me.