Please tell me your username is based on that monstrosity. I'm dead curious now that I can see the circus side show freakish size of that thing.  Is your brother...how to put this delicately...is your brother out of his fucking mind?! Seriously, if he's not already playing nurse to that behemoth, he soon will. have you tried to convince him to run. Run so very, very far away from that. It's not like she could chase, but he'd need to build up  a head of steam just to escape it's gravitational pull! Does the beast work, like at a job? It's enormous! What could it do?! Jeez, we need someone like David Attenborough to do a documentary on these kind of things. I have so many questions. How many calories a day does it take to maintain such a figure? Does it feel shame, or is it missing the gene that lets one feel shame? How big around is it...like, in metres or yards? Does it need specially reinforced furniture?