Wow.  Bitch sure is salty. Obviously it effected your self esteem if you are whining about a meme on the Internet... And yes, I would classify these behaviours as fat, because, hate to break the news to this lardo, these are behaviours that fat people do. Eat a shit ton and not walk for a few minutes to get back home? Yup sounds like something many obese do. Doesn't bother to move to change channel of a shitty movie because effort? Check. Eat a shit ton of calories as a drink? Ring a ding! Eats weird shit in the middle of the night? Pretty sure a lot of this behaviour has been shown on fucking reality tv (looking at supersize vs super skinny and secret eaters). Like sorry to burst your HAES bubble lardo, but yeah,these are fat things. And yes sometimes skinny people do them (but in goddamn moderation, not every day of existence which is why you are fat and your ilk. Fuuuuuuck)  Sorry for the rant but damn this mentality pisses me off. Instead of crying, put some effort for once in your life and fix the problem. It's really as easy as tracking your calories and not shovelling food down your gullet every ten minutes.