Circa 2011 fat story. I was out in a nightclub with some friends and a guy we met at a bar the prior week. He was a goofy character and completely wild. I think he was a HVAC technician.   So we are all at this fairly empty nightclub sociably drinking and the beers get us all in the mood for dancing.   The guy find the fattest chic on the dancefloor (think the blueberry kid from Willy Wonka)  Pushes her onto the floor and dives onto her and bounces his body off of her!!!!   Holy shit. Funniest thing I ever saw.   I think they hooked up. Lmao!