In high school,  we were mandated to take a third language course,  and we're given about a term of each course,  to help us choose.  At the end of Mandarin term,  the teacher brought in supplies and we made dumplings. I knew for a fact that Fats and other selfish people were gonna take more than their share. Rather than make the assigned 5 dumplings.  I made 3 slightly larger than average ones,  one filled with breathmints. One filled with sweet tarts,  one with a combination thereof. I didn't want any,  and since people were supposed to cook and eat their own dumplings,  I felt confident that a greedy piggy thief type person would take the large dumplings,  despite knowing full well they hadn't made it. AND of course two fats and one other nonfat each took one of the noticeably larger dumplings . And attempted to consume them in one bite. Amid my hysterical laughter I loudly declared my belief that people taking stuff that doesn't belong to them,  and suffering because of it  is a glorious thing.