Children of hams Last week, I worked at my church's VBS (Vacation Bible School). It's a week of fun and learning for kids and it can be a blast honestly. However, fats show up late, kids in tow, and let me tell you, their kids are always the worst misbehaved and messed up, this is child abuse. Overpacked: we provide snacks, yet this one ham monstrosity packed her kid with a freaking lunchbox which contained enough guhnetiks for two hamplanets. Keep in mind, this kid was 4. And when we gave out ice pops, she tried to get her son an extra pop and he didn't even want one to begin with. Diaper-clad: son of ham is 6 and still in diapers. Nothing wrong with him, she's just too lazy to potty train him. The go getter: unlike the name suggests, this poor runt is his mother's grabber claw. She barks at him: "can you pick this up for mommy?" "tie mommy's shoes." "bring me my purse and get me my chips" When your child has to fetch things for you because you are so fat, please go crawl into a hole and die. Hyper: fats are too lazy to cook. Therefore, they feed their kids all kinds of crap. Hyper kids who ate candy for breakfast (and only candy) are uncontrollable. Hams also don't parent so you get kids who do whatever they want and don't listen. Late pickup: the ham parents didn't bother to pick their kids up on time, but when they get there, they offer McBeetus. Stingy hams: VBS at my church will cost ya. We use a program that comes with activity books, posters, decorations, crafts, etc. We also provide kids with lots of snacks. We put a good deal of money into this affair, but hams ree and ree when they have to pay to drop their kid off with us. We don't even charge that much, but of course they see money as possible bags of potato chips. As you can see, hams don't make suitable parents. Food will always come first. Poor kids, let's hope they wise up when they grow up and join us here on fph.