Too fat for the tray table and some subtle shitlording I was flying home today and like usual I paid the extra money for exit row seats and made sure me and my girl got the row with only 2 seats because I don't feel like having to share a row with some stranger be it ham or human. Now for those unaware of how exit row seats work instead of tray tables being on the seat in front of you they're in the unmoveable arm rests and come across your body. Across from us sits a male ham, I could tell because it had a beard. I say a silent prayer for having the foresight in getting a row with just 2 seats. The ham's fat is overflowing over the arm rests as he tries to make small talk with the human female next to him and her male friend. A few moments after sitting down he tries to open the table tray. He forces open the flap and pulls out the tray. Here he runs into a predicament as he can't actually get the tray to flip over and lay flat because of his belly. He starts struggling with it. I start openly staring. I'm not sure if he noticesd it or not but after a few failed attempts he gives up and puts the tray back down. I laugh internally. After we take off I purposely made sure to open my table and easily flip it across for the sole purpose of resting my book on top of it. Also after the flight landed I made sure to spring up so he couldn't clog the aisle as he tried to get his bag. He still tried to get up but couldn't fit. All in all was a damn good flight. I got a show and showed a ham what humans can do. P.S. despite the flight being less than an hour the ham tried to get a beer and snack from the flight attendant.