My British mum and grandmother (bless her soul) were the most epic shitlords in my family. My sister also is, she can put a bit of weight on very rarely (child birth mostly), is sorta natural curvy either way (big tits/ass), but looses it quick if she does.. so no shitlording needed and she's 10 years older than me, so should keep her figure well.  Only fattish in my family is my dad (we're talking a medium beer belly and that's it) who gets shitlorded regularly by myself and mum. He exercises regularly, even when he was getting through arthritis... no excuses for actual fats.