Fat ruins class to the point can no longer attend I attend a ceramics class twice a week with my mother-in-law. She has been doing this for 6 years, always the same schedule and is very good now. I started over a year ago. Well that's pretty much ruined now because about two months ago this fat fuck comes in and is so horribly  unpleasant  that even my in-law who is the nicest lady in the world and has the patience of a saint can't stand to attend when he is present. First of all he is a fat snob. He comes in and talks about caviar he eats (on doritos chips I presume) the opera he just attended, and demands that only classical music be  played in his presence. I like classical but all we have at the studio is a beat up old stereo that doesn't have a cd or cassette player and the classical station comes in with tons of static. What kind of music snob are you if you can stand to hear Chopin butchered by static? Even though he is a snob, I think he is functionally retarded. He repeats the same questions over and over, constantly forgets the most simple steps, and worst of all is so demanding of the teachers time and the space in the studio it's hard to learn anything if he is there! Second he is a slob. He comes in already covered in what I hope is mud but he smells like ass so I don't think it is. He also smells like cigars and alcohol. He stinks so bad he makes me gag. The studio is huge and I can smell him from the other side. He makes enormous messes when he is throwing if you are next to him you get bathed in clay water. Accidents happen and I understand you can't stay clean at a studio but the amount of mess he makes is just laziness and carelssness. It's like he wants to turn the studio into a sty so he can roll in it and be the pig he feigns not to be. Of course he doesn't clean this up, even though the place is a non profit and we rely on people volunteering to keep it nice. He also puts clay down the drain like you're  not supposed to so if the pipes break we're  all going to have to come up with the money if we want to keep the studio running. Last but definitely not least, he is a blob. His appearance is so repulsive and he is so obese he is no longer human shaped. He has one of those icecream cone shapes where he looks like a normal person until the waist then it looks like he carries octuplets. He is so fat he takes these shaky bullshit tiny steps and wobbles around like a drunk toddler. And he bowls you over if you are in his way. He is very rude. He is actually very tall, too. 6'6" I would guess at least. If he fell over he would take out the entire studio I think. I have no clue how much he weighs, he is about a class VI deathfat but I couldn't begin to guess what he must weigh at his height but I know he can't do his seat belt up. How do I know this? Well that's because he demands rides from my mother-in-law  and being the nicest person on the planet she agrees! Now we're stuck in her tiny fit with this stinky messy jerk that hardly fits so he is actually pushed up so hard against my seat I can actually feel him through it! Vomit!  One final straw, he is extremely in apropriate. He went around asking the ladies what their dress sizes were the other day. WTF! So we can't go anymore. Even my mother-in-law has called it and when I say she is the nicest person, I mean it. She is actually really upset about it. She feels like a bad person because she can't put up with him. Not to mention this is her favorite hobby. She is trying to find a different  schedule but the beast freaking live there these days! I can only hope it's a phase for him. Fats ruin everything. Tldr; fat smelly snobbish slob ruins ceramic class now we can't attend after 1-6 years of membership.