Finnish sauna-fats - Peter Griffin edition Most modern flats in Finland are built with individual (electric) saunas.  Older buildings are usually converted so that there is a communal sauna, or two, installed in the attic, or basement. Where I live there is a communal sauna installed in a dedicated building, just behind our car-park.  These communal saunas tend to be open to any/all visitors on particular nights.  You'd generally find there is a "mens night", a "womans night", and a mixed-night.  (As well as that each tenant can typically reserve the sauna for themselves, their family, or whoever, for 1-3 hours in the other free nights.) As it started to snow today, here in Helsinki, I figured I'd visit the sauna, it being a mens-night.  I walked, topless, across the car-park to the sauna feeling the snow land on my bare skin.  Showered.  Cracked open a cold one, and started to relax in the glorious heat. I'd half dozed off when a Peter Griffin character appeared, sideways, through the glass door in front of me.  I'm a bloody foreigner so moving to Finland is a little odd, and I'm not 100% used to sauna culture (though I've never had any qualms about being naked in front of strangers).  In this case the body of the beast itself hid from me  With my own eyes I've now seen a sight I cannot unsee, a fully naked "man" facing me, with a gut so large I couldn't see the shriveled penis. Seeing the saggy tits was bad enough though.  Gross.  At least it managed to shower itself somewhat, so the smell didn't ruin the (small) sauna entirely.  Even now though I'm thinking back to that first view, and it's killed my usual post-sauna relaxed & sleepy state. How did it dare to get naked in public? Any verified shitladies who wanna get some naked sauna-time should say hello.  It's the only way to cure my memory.  Honest ;)