Disneyland: SCOOTYPUFF EDITION *PART TWO* Greetings fellow shitpeople, welcome back to Disneyland, California! Some of you may recall a previous post I made chronicling the obesity/scootypuff epidemic at Disneyland. In case you don't, here it is: Disneyland, Scootypuff Edition Part 1   This will be part two of a four part series about disneyland scootypuffs.   On to the story: The day didn't start off great, some fat fucks threw their truck door into my car door in the parking lot and didn't even apologize. I was standing right there, yelling at them. (I keyed the shit out of their car when we left, fuckers). The fat fucks in question:   https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18549.jpg We're not even through the gate and already there's multiple scootypuffs on display:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18550.jpg This fat's voice was particularly annoying to have to listen to as she scootied on by (I want ice cream!):  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18551.jpg Get a load of the fucking legs on this one:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18552.jpg I reached a point where I didn't care that they could tell I was taking pictures of them:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18553.jpg Here's a couple of pigs in a relationship, sponsored by Lord Beetus:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18554.jpg The ham in red will soon be needing a scootypuff like her friend in black here:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18556.jpg The fascination that fats have with sports that they can't play always amuses me:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18557.jpg WHAT IS THIS?! I DIDN'T KNOW THEY COULD WALK! How fascinating!  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18558.jpg ANOTHER WALKER! REMARKABLE! (He parked his scooty, walked to a beetus stand, and waddled back immediately)  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18555.jpg A pig trying to scratch its ass that it cant reach:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18559.jpg Cars Land may as well have just been Scootypuff Land:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18560.jpg Who in their right mind would trust this creature to be responsible for their children?  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18562.jpg Seriously, there is no hope for these children:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18563.jpg 70 degrees is apparently too hot for some obeasts, many seek refuge from the scorching temperatures in the shade:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18564.jpg A butterbarge arrives to the back of the line:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18565.jpg  She is followed closely behind by a fellow fat:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18566.jpg Here we have an improper use of mobility scooter alongside the proper use of a scooter (I blacked out the child with down syndrome out of respect):  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18567.jpg Can you spot the can of pringles? The real question is, how will she reach them?  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18568.jpg From the front, I could honestly not tell the (former) gender of this beast:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18569.jpg Like I was saying earlier, I stopped giving a fuck that they could see me taking photos:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18570.jpg She's so sexy with those cuuuurves (barf):  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18571.jpg Such weird fat distribution, there's like 14 folds:  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18572.jpg Why not have some child abuse while we're at it?  https://imgoat.com/uploads/f0e3dad999/18573.jpg   The eyebleach for today's post comes in the form of an unrealistic body standard for women.