Fat people have little courtesy Yeah yeah water is wet.  Hello comrades! Recently I went to a somewhat classy ramen house with a few friends.  We sat next to a table of two piggies and lord have mercy, these two were SPECIAL. They were talking so loud, my whole party couldn't focus. Not only were they cackling like hyenas, they spoke of just plain insanity. "Fred was floating around in the stars, the galaxy has our answers, voodoo, bad juju, your head reflects the make of your bed ect."  They were also pretty gross to look at, I sat across the table in their direction, so I got a full view. They were each 200+ pound, short famayos. Both in clothes too tight and revealing (it's summer in Hamerica). One girl had a double chin so huge,  it jiggled with every loud obnoxious screech. They were even climbing on the table to view each other's phones/palms ect. Wtf FPH I was so done. We tried to tune it out, but it just resulted in us eating our ramen in awkward silence. They ruined our dinner.