Obeast in the bathroom. So I just landed my first job out of college, and today marked my first full week.  I'm in IT for a billion dollar company that shall remain unnamed. Anyways we are remodeling some offices so IT is on the same floor as the CEO.  Now this corporate office has about 500 people. While the call center people can wear hoodies and very casual attire, most everyone else wears at least a button down and dress pants.  So a pretty clean cut place above the first floor.  On my lunch break I had to use the bathroom and this butter huffer was using one of the urinals.  I almost busted out laughing but kept my cool.  He was fucking fat that he couldn't hold up his pants and piss at the same time.  If you have ever seen a five year drop their pants to the floor and piss, he was doing exactly that.  Except he was holding up his gut so couldn't grab his pants.  I was amazed that this kind of shit is happening in a fucking corporate office 100 feet from the ceo.  The best part is that we have a free gym in the office open 24/7.