Hans at the Pizza Parlor A quick story I felt like I had to share, fellow shitlords and ladies.  My wife and I are trying a new pizza place (thanks pregnancy cravings).   We live on the East Coast and this place offers authentic Chicago Deep Dish.  Unbeknownst to us this, takes 45 minutes.   No big deal, we are hanging out with the kid and having a good time. Along be comes a Hamily.  Within a minute of sitting down they are berating the poor waitress about the wait.   Don't worry about starvation mode though folks they order about two appetizers each, and thanks to their beetus juice, and will make it. Anyway just annoyed that my pregnant wife can be ok with a wait for food, but not these hams.