My Mother may have an inner shitlord! So the other day, I took my sweet old Mum to a museum.  There were all the old stone statues of Greek Gods and Goddesses.  All the fun old history stuff, anyway... So we're driving back in the car and she looks to me and says:  "You know, all those p[paintings, and sculptures and statues, and not one of them are big or fat.  It's crazy."  To which I responded something like "Yeah they didn't have fast food and if you were super lazy then you probably starved to death".  I love that old Mum of mine!