Fat Fuck Farts on My Entire Family So it was my dad's birthday so we went to a Greek restaurant to eat and try out. Greek food is tasty but this one is the bomb and their lamb is so juicy and tender! Their french fries are extraordinary. And their potatoes? Love it! Also love their homemade Greek yogurt. Its all fun and dandy with family until this huge fat dude waddles right up next to us and faces his massive ass at us and let out a loud "BRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP" and we just glared at the dude as he squeezes himself into his booth. We didn't respond and we moved to another seat just in case its fart started to smell. The worst part about this restaurant is that its crowded with people and seating was limited. Seriously? Not only are these fat fucks are having to squeeze themselves in booth in public but they also fart on other people! If they ate less, they wouldn't have to fart so goddamn much!