Another story from my son So, my dad is watching my son while he is home for the holidays- he's in O&G, so travels frequently. He has a belly, that is for sure. He doesn't look like the planets (and isn't as big as my mom) but he is heavier for sure. He also bikes almost daily (IDK how far, but he's gone for 2+ hours). I swear he also has narcolpsy because he's always falling asleep (he says it has gotten worse since the cancer and chemo, so we make fun of it but keep it light).  The last thing you need to know is that my family is full of sarcastic assholes. We all jab at each other, and my son has recently gotten in on it.  So, today I get a facetime call from the child. He's talking Star Wars and shoving the camera in the dog's face. After about ten minutes, I ask the obvious. "So... where is grampa?"  Him: "He fell asleep at his desk because he's boring"  "Well... is he OK? How long has he been asleep?"  "He's sleeping and SNORING" he shouts over his shoulder. Sure enough, that wakes him up. I can hear him asking child who he is talking to. "Grampa, you snore so loud. Maybe if you didn't eat so many donuts, your belly wouldn't make it so hard to breathe."  Ahhh, the truth comes out. I am a little worried about what he might say to the rest of the hamily, but I can't punish him for speaking the truth.