Fatty couldn't catch me if I had two broken legs So I'm at work last Friday and a customer I deal with frequently is talking to me. She's a whale, but reasonably nice to me. Well she likes to joke around with me and she's fairly pleasant most times so I'll joke back. This ham is like 26 so her weight is unacceptable. I don't remember what prompted it but she was sort of rude so I fired back rudely and her response was, "DietSodaLuvr I'll beat your ass." To which I replied, "If you could catch me." I gave her the biggest shit eating grin and her smile disappeared. I wanted to really drive home the point that she's fat so I go, "Seriously if I had two broken legs you still couldn't catch me!" She got an angry look on her face and told me about her gang banger cousins that could beat my ass. Blah blah blah, shut up ham, no one cares.