MommaMayo claims to have 'cut all sugar' out of her diet. So, I have a group of friends I visit often, and we generally meet at the same house every time. Let's call the friend whose house we meet at Samantha.   So, Samantha's mother is a type one diabetic (suprisingly, since most fatties are type two), and a lardbarge. No joke, the first time I met her, I thought she was pregnant, and asked my own mother when the baby was due. She's the type with the inflated stomach. This MommaMayo also tells me that she's cut all the sugar from her diet! I have watched this woman come to our table when we're playing board games, reach into our bag of gummies, take a giant handful, and snarf them all down. No sugar my ass. Whenever MommaMayo comes home with groceries, it's all junk and sugary crap, except for a couple stevia sodas. Who do fats think they're kidding? Do they honestly expect us to believe these things when they blatantly break their own rules IN FRONT OF US? Ugh. It also sucks because she has 4 children (the oldest two I'm friends with), and judging by all the shitty food in the house, I expect every single one other than Samantha, who is super into fitness, will become KiddieBlimps in their parents' footsteps. One of them is already starting to pork out. Pathetic. I have more stories about this family, I'll probably post them later today or tomorrow. It's truly sad that I'm more mature than half the adults I know. NEWS FLASH: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE WISE ONES SETTING A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION.