I was stunned when I saw the beginning of her first attempt there, where she only barely managed to get her knees onto the board(?). I don't work out (I'd like to/plan to start soon!) but I'd have no problem getting my feet on there, and in fact gave it a try on my couch before typing this comment and managed it just fine. Like, you literally can't jump a foot/foot and a half when you have your arms there to help you? How sad and pitiful is that? Hell, we had a mouse in our living room once and I leaped from the floor into a chair--feet on the seat--without using my arms at all! (I never thought I'd be one of those "Eek! A mouse!" women, but turns out I really, really was. I even said, "Eek!") Even worse was the "I realized I have never gotten up without using my hands," comment. I can still get up from a chair or the floor without using my hands--it's a little more effort these days than it was in my somewhat athletic youth, since I am in my 40s and my only exercise is walking a lot and cleaning, but I can do it. I don't think that's a special achievement or anything, either, I'm sure it's pretty common for normal people. It really should be a huge wake-up call to her; she's the living embodiment of "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you."