Idea to shitlord the plus size "models" Put out an ad for a primo modelling gig, plus size "models" only. All fats welcome: small fats, death fats, mayos, femayos. The works! When they rock up, we have them put on pig snouts, curly tails and pig ears. When they start to get suss, we promise that we'll photoshop them like the magazines do. We then lay a row of treats on the floor (another way to make them stay) and as they inevitably get on all fours to shovel the treats into their maws, the camera starts rolling. Then BOOM! We release the footage into the world. They'll still book modelling jobs cos the world is fucked, but at least we've humiliated the heck out of the smug hams.