Sample Vacuums I occasionally go to costco with my husband to grab essentials like protein shakes and baby wipes, we always have to go on the weekends when he is off work, and by the time we pack up the infant and get there, it is utter chaos.  People driving around or parking in the middle of the street because they can’t fathom walking from the furthest part of the parking lot. People packed like cattle in a feed lot outside the entrance for their dollar beetus and genetiks... only it gets worse inside. Weekends are always sample days, and people just pile around these little tables, with their carts waiting for the next batch of free food to be dished out. It’s revolting, you literally can’t finish shopping without having to reup your sugars? Always fat, always inconsiderate, always unaware of the space and people around them, and because I am getting heavy stuff and wearing a baby, I can’t just grab a hand basket like I would at a normal grocery store. By the time I leave my anxiety is so spiked by butter huffers being in my personal space, I am ready to drive my prius of peace through the next crowd of ham planets I see.  Tbh, there should be a legal weight restriction for membership. Fats don’t need mayo by the gallon, 100 servings of ice cream, 3 cubic feet of chips, or packs of 1k calorie muffins.