Parody song here since fph rap is a dead forum Dolly Parton – Jolene Lyrics Hammy, hammy, hammy, hammy  I'm begging of you please don't eat my man  Hammy, hammy, hammy, hammy   Please don't eat him just because you can Your fupa is beyond repair  And i cant help but see you stare  With hungry eyes that say its time to feed  Your looking at my man so lean  You need him to be your next feat  But I cannot let you do that, fatty We talk about it before sleep  And what we can do to keep  From him becoming your next snack, fatty We do not value your "life"  Thinkint gun or maybe knife  But none of that seemed to fit just right, hammy Hammy, hammy, hammy, hammy  I'm begging of you please don't eat my man  Hammy, hammy, hammy, hammy  Please don't eat him just because you can We finally thought it through  We knew just what we had to do  So he bought one, and i did too, fatty When you come into the room  Well pull out our big harpoons  Were hunting whale, that whale is you, fatty Hammy, hammy, hammy, hammy  Youll never feast again on a man  Hammy, hammy, hammy, hammy  Your blubbers fueld 10,000 oil lamps  Hammy, hammy Im new to song writing. Hopefully you like it   Change is welcomed :)