Oh my sides I have this fat ass former female that I have to deal with at work.  I've talked about it before with the snorting and smelling my food and overall awfulness. Before it waddled out to its car today it announced that it's off to its house to have it's broccoli as it's just restarted Slim4life for the 100th time.  Right, sure okay piggy.  Oink oink ree ree. Now for the good part.  As I was leaving I saw it pull into the Whataburger drive thru.  I'm not food shaming as I do love me a Whatburger from time to time but I'm 99% sure they don't sell broccoli. All they do is eat and lie.  I can't wait to say something on Monday to it in front of the whole office.