I feel so bad for mayo dumpster's pets I go for a 2-3 miles run 4 times a week and without fail I will see some obeast waddling out to the corner with the tragically overweight dog.  It is probably the only walk the poor dog gets all day because as I jog past I can see the excitement in the dog eyes as they pull against the leash hopping and wanting to run with me.  I feel so bad for these dogs.  They are always the high energy breeds like labs, huskies and collies who need to get lots of exercise and you can tell just by looking at them that they are so overfed and under exercised they have zero quality of life. Yesterday morning I was rounding a corner and I saw a femayo, probably 5'2" min 300lbs,  huffing down from its doorstep with a hugely fat border collie in tow.  A border collie!!  One of the smartest and most active breeds out there and it was so fat it looked like a rolled up doormat with legs.  When the dog saw me running towards it he got so excited, he started pulling and trying to hop up and down, but the poor thing was so fat it could only manage to get its front legs up off the ground.  The fucking lard beast started yelling and yanking on its collar screaming it to to sit.  As I passed I said "Hi puppy!" and it's tail wagged out of control and it started pulling so hard it almost knocked that fat monster on her face.  She obviously had the upper hand with all that mass and managed to stay on her feet.  I went around the next bend before I saw what else happened but I was so sad for the dog, it will never get to enjoy life like a border collie should. I wish I could have yanked that leash out of her hands and taken that dog for a run. They really shouldn't let fats adopt animals, the way they are treated is clear cut animal abuse and it breaks my heart.