It's my metabolism We are at a hotel that offers a small breakfast.   A fat was at the table in front of us.  It was gorging itself on everything offered- biscuits, eggs, a Belgium waffle, muffins, donuts.   Anyway,  it had a plate covered with mini muffins, at least twelve, and then piled with mini donuts.  It put a plate on top to cover it.   I am sure when asked,  it has no idea why it's fat and says diets don't work.