In all seriousness, I am a good mod. I did it before for years on some forum and I was great. I enjoy it and the admin even offered to pay me, but I rejected it for moral reasons. The problem is I can be a workaholic. I feel this obligation to be around all the time, respond to everything as fast as possible, and always be available. I overwork myself and get burnt-out because I'm way, way too eager to be helpful and active. I am so keen to be helpful that, after swearing never to do mod work again, I volunteered here just because the sticky wasn't updated. LOL.  Thankfully, this place has nowhere near, not even close to the amount of traffic that other place had. I used to have 50+ reports a day and hundreds of thousands of users, but here I am lucky to get one a week. Much better "work/"life balance. The rules are way better here too. The other place had a system of temporary bans and a long list of rules based on making people be sensitive and politically correct so it was a minefield of subjectivity and judgement calls. The worst part was I disagreed with most of the rules so I had to explain to people who complained to me why they were suspended even though I wouldn't have done anything if I made the rules (and I probably laughed at their offending comment). No fun. Here, you just outright ban people for being fat. It's beautiful in its simplicity.