Short and sweet, my ham neighbor ain't gonna make it folks. My neighbor has a laundry list of medical condishuns which are all obesity related. Mutliple strokes, the beetus, swollen cankles, and so on. Thus she had to quit working full time and go on disability. Since she stopped working she has grown even larger. Now she has less money due to "early retirement" so in order to maintain her huge junk food habit she has rented out a room in her tiny 2 bedroom home to, you guessed it, another hambeast! Today I met the new moon in orbit next door and guess what, she is a nurse! That's right this planet has worked in the healthcare field over 25 years and treats her body like a buttery garbage disposal. She's so healthy in fact that she is missing some teeth. Probably tried to eat one of those fake pastries in a department store display or something. After they oinked at me, er I mean spoke with me, awhile today they waddled back inside. Why? Because they needed to put a pizza in the oven. A pizza, the last think these porkers need to be eating. I predict in a few years the fire department will be tearing down a wall to haul her fat ass outta that tiny 900 square foot house when the next stroke comes. Fucking fatties choosing to destroy themselves one meal at a time rather than change their habits in any way, disgusting.