Another tale of an unfit mother ham I forgot that I said I'd post this, and I'm on mobile with low battery so fuck it let's try. I dated a guy in college whose family was totally dysfunctional.  So glad I dumped him, but I made a great friend from it.  She was close to them so she told me their drama over the years. Cue Sister Ham, the ex's little sister.  She was a small fat when I dated her brother, but blew up afterwards.  Apparently she also got in with a rough crowd and wound up pregnant. This cow had dropped out of college already, was working a fast food job barely, and decided to not tell anyone she was pregnant.  And not a one noticed for 7 months...yep, that fat.   Her mom finally cornered her, she denied it, this went on for a month until the ham broke down. Had she gotten any baby stuff? No.  Saved any money? Nope.  Seen a doctor at least?! Ha.  Taken prenatal vitamins at the bare minimum?!! Negatory. Classic fucking ham.  Lucky for her, her baby came out fine and healthy, though Sister Ham never attempted to turn her life around. Her brother became the default babysitter.  He noticed she wasn't being taken care of...and finally let their mom know.  Her mom eventually tells her she's signing away rights or being sued for them. She just signs them away like it's no big deal!   The mom comes to pick up the baby, who has by now devolved into full on trying to eat her crib from hunger  (because of fucking course she didn't feed her enough! Gotta have enough of her own ya know!).  I had a toddler, I knew crib chewing.  I saw the crib...that was hunger.  Extreme hunger. When asked if she wanted to keep any keepsakes, they noticed she'd packed every last sock and toy for her mom to take.  Kept nothing. But of course, her Facebook was always pictures of her and her baby girl, talking about loving being a mom despite the circumstances.  The girl, last I heard, is doing well with her grandma. Fucking hams.