I was thinking today: What do you do if you have familial fatfucks coming over? I've invited my family over for dinner for the first time since all this virus stuff started. I looked at my patio set, and all the chairs are made for normal human beings. I have no blubberbarges coming over, but couldn't help but think: What do you do if you have landwhales you must invite, e.g. your brother's wife or whatever?  Do you spend time reinforcing a chair and ruin its appearance? Do you buy a special chair that can accommodate the massive ass and weight of a fatfuck? Do you make the fatfuck stand up or eat in the car or sit on a stump in the yard and risk the hostility of other family members? I'm sure there are people facing this dilemma and I'm really wondering how they handle it. I never gave much thought to yard hippos before, but this forum puts these questions in my mind.