saw some fencing fats okay, so as you might guess from my username, I fence. this past week, I was at a collegiate program for fencing- thankfully my roommate was a human and we were able to find some fellow shitladies to hang with.  But on the other hand, there were some serious fats(short, too!) there! They were epeeists, which meant I never had to see them, but still. How do you get fat when doing such a vigorous sport? I was eating roughly 1300 calories a day (of vegetables, fruit, and lots of protein, which wasn’t easy to find in a college dining hall) and I felt almost too full to fence.  Also, these hams could barely do the exercises. Burpees? Hell no, they’d flop on the ground. Suicides? Forget about it. Honestly, it was a little embarrassing seeing them struggle after the first 30 seconds of a plank.  If they really wanted to succeed at fencing, how about eating a little less? We had roughly 30-40 minutes for mealtimes, so they must have been eating nothing but ice cream or fried macaroni or something.