I've decided to start writing erotic fiction for fat SJWs and subtly (or not so much so) try to shitlord them in the end (Maybe don't eat while you read this) I'm a writer by trade. I've written many a book, and it dawned on me that there is a rapidly filling department of the romance novel variety (bzzzzzzzz) for the fat, voluptuous, brave womyn we know like Loch Tess Monster and Triggly Puff who need to have a strong ripped man with a BF% of 10% or below who treat them like they deserve to be treated. So picture this scene. While in her scootypuff at Wall-Mart, Hamella falls while reaching for her favorite low-calorie snack, pure butter. Along comes Adonis, A 6'1 ripped hunk of a man with white skin and blue eyes (because face it, most of them are racist) who luckily lifts enough to lift up Hamella's dainty 400kg frame and place it back in its scooty puff. Hamella, unable to see her feet (or lack of, because they're gone from the beetus) doesn't notice that one of her shoes (...toes?) has fallen off. Disgusted, Adonis points it out to her. Hamella takes this as a sign that they are madly in love and begins to stalk Adonis. He plays hard to get, as all the men they deserve do, claiming that he really truly does love his 5'7" 125 pound girlfriend. But Hamella won't let him waste away in this unhappy relationship. So she sets out to "coincidentally" be everywhere he is, at every moment. Becoming more and more thoroughly creeped out, Adonis takes out a restraining order against Hamella, but Hamella knows it's the work of the evil anorexic girlfriend. At the climax of the novel, after numerous bouts of fantasy sex with Adonis in which his penis is long enough to penetrate her by more than an inch and actually manages to get in her hole and doesn't mistakenly shove it in the cavern of her belly button, Hamella bursts in on her scooty puff in the middle of Adonis and Evil Anorexic Girlfriend's wedding. She makes her claim, saying she knows that Adonis has loved her from the start, and she (Hamella) will not allow this. In a feat that amazes everyone, Adonis strides down the aisle with his hand outstretched. After a long, hovering pause, he pushes Hamella off her scootypuff, where she is crushed to death under her own adipose. Adonis and Evil Anorexic Girlfriend marry, and Hamella's corpse is left until it can be removed by the fire department. As Adonis and Evil Anorexic Wife exit the church, everyone begins to loudly slow-clap.