My SO is brilliant - Apple Watch shitlording I just bought my SO an Apple Watch as an early Christmas present because she is working on some pace goals and frustrated by the cold.  The Watch is great because you can do HR training and stress your system accurately even on an in place bike, no need to grip the stupid electrodes oddly. So we are grabbing coffee last night, both wearing our watches, and this giant sheham rudely pushes by us to get that ONE spot closer to the register at the local shop, huffing like it just ran a marathon.  We are both put off by this animal's rude behavior but my SO notices it has an Apple Watch on and is in exercise mode on "outdoor walk".  The beast is standing still after a walk and its heart rate is in the 150s. SO: "Isn't the Apple Watch great?" Ham: "Yeah huff I got mine because puff my doctor gasp told me I need to pant lose weight." SO: "My boyfriend and I got ours six months ago.  we've lost 200lbs each so far!  It's amazing how easy it's been with the Watch!" The ham is obviously piggered.  It does this double take thing with its eye's bulging. Ham: "I've had mine for a year but it isn't working... I've tried everything!" The beast went on to order two scones and a frappacino equivalent. SO and I have made a pact to claim giant weight loss outcomes to all hams we see with the Watch now.  If fatty's want to wear a fitness device while being too fat to walk without getting out of breath we are going to pigger each and every fucking one. -- Disclaimer: neither SO or I have lost any weight.  Fat privilege is being able to lose weight without your doctor getting pissed.  My BMI is ~19.5, hers is 19.