My Nana is a shitlord. My Nana makes me proud! We were at a cookout the other day and she turns to me to say "ShitDuchess, could you eat three cheeseburgers?" She has a very thick accent, so I didn't quite catch it the first time and I asked her to repeat herself. I was shocked she was asking and I said no Nana, why? "Well, that fat lady had three cheeseburgers and something else, she's so fat ShitDuchess, she leave no food for anybody else", I knew immediately who she was talking about. We had a family cookout and a few friends stopped by, this one lady I had seen once before (she's the girlfriend of my father-in-laws friend), is a smaller planet. She piled her plate with baked beans, potato salad, chips, and burgers. When that was gone she went back for more. The second round she had hotdogs, more beans, and more chips. You'd think she would stop there, but no, she had to have cupcakes. I think she ate three of those and then she finished off the bag of chips! I have never been more disgusted. Why are these creatures allowed to share the same space as us?!