Walmart Whale Watching I hate to admit it but I go to Walmart often. However, the behavior I saw today was a first. Maybe because I tend to put my blinders up and try to get the hell out of there. Anyway... This evening we went to Walmart rather late, around 9pm. There's a snow storm coming and my husband and I just recently bought our first house so we were buying a generator. We were heading out the way we came in... But the doors were locked on that side. They lock one side of the store at 10pm. Oh well, we turn around and start walking to the other side of the store to leave. This Planet of the Apes throws a fit. She started yelling at the cashiers overseeing the self checkout. She literally said "You all need to put a sign here about the doors being locked. People are walking all this way over here and wasting their steps." Not shitting you. Word for word. First thought in my mind was how she really ought to waste more of her steps... She starts waddling to the other side. About a quarter of the way there she started huffling and sat down on a bench and said to her I assume caretaker (I couldn't imagine something like that having a partner) "I need to rest here for a bit." I just kept going, never looked back...