Smallfat tries to guilt Mr. Ferret into shoveling its driveway This happened about two weeks ago, but shit's been crazy around here so I haven't had time to sit down and post. ANYWAY, we're all moved into our new house, and most of the other houses are still empty; not many neighbours have moved in yet. After being here for less than 2 weeks, Mother Nature bitch-slapped us with a snow storm that left us with 30 cm (~1 ft) of snow in less than 24 hours. Mr. Ferret was outside shoveling the driveway when he sees one of the neighbours like 4 or 5 houses down the street is stuck in their driveway, just spinning their wheels and going nowhere. The car got stuck because the pig hadn't even attempted to clear any of the snow away, it literally just tried reversing into a foot of that heavy packing snow. Being the naive kind-hearted person he is, Mr. Ferret walked over to help. A smallfat femayo gets out of the car whining that it's going to be late for work. He offers to try and help her out. Now I wasn't there so I don't know exactly what happened, but he told me things got weird pretty quickly: this femayo who was probably in its mid-fifties (so old-age) started telling him how it just moved in, lives alone, and doesn't have a husband or boyfriend to shovel the driveway for it (I wonder why?) I guess Mr. Ferret was trying to dig her out, or at least clear some of the shit left at the end of the driveway by the snow plow. Then it starts going on about how it travels for work and isn't home very often, it doesn't know what it's going to do about its driveway this winter since it's hardly home. It seems to me that it's a pretty stupid idea to tell a strange man you've literally just met that you're never home, and when you are, you live alone without a male in the house. That's just begging to get robbed, IMO. I think it was trying to guilt Mr. Ferret into shoveling its entire driveway, trying to be the "damsel in distress". Mr. Ferret was unsuccessful in getting the car unstuck, so he suggested she call for a tow. As he went to leave, it started telling Mr. Ferret about all its health problems; bad back, bad knees, diabetes, all of it. And when that wasn't working, as a final attempt to guilt my husband into shoveling its driveway for free, it said, "and I just moved in, I don't even have a shovel." At this point Mr. Ferret was tired and irritated. He had just finished shoveling our driveway, and was trying to help out this fatass who was clearly ungrateful that he wasn't doing more. He says he pointed in the direction of the Canadian Tire (which is less than 250m away) and told it, "good thing Canadian Tire is within walking distance, they sell shovels." I guess the porker realized it couldn't guilt Mr. Ferret into shoveling its driveway for free, so it told him snarkily, "I'll just call my sister, her husband will come over and help me." He came home and we had a laugh about the nerve of this lazy, entitled fatass. Stupid bitch didn't shovel its driveway once after that, just let it melt. I'm surprised it didn't get its car stuck again. It's snowing again today, so god help that fatass if it thinks I'm going to go over there and give it a hand. It'll have to go try and guilt one of the other 2 people currently living on the street.