Shit. Even my Moobs aren't that bad.  Here we have the classic refrain of "at least I'm not as bad as him/her".  I love my moobs. I have no choice but to. If I hated them, I'd have to hate myself. That's no way to live.  What a pathetic piece of ass-backwards fatlogic!  This complacent bullshit is one of the things that really makes me hate fat people.  Having moobs in the first place is no way to live!  You're supposed to hate them so you are motivated to not have them.