Ugh SPAM, I forgot that existed honestly. I've never had it, but my ne  ffa  ighbor growing up (a fat fuck) used to have that with spaghetti-o's. I was never allowed to eat that shit as a kid, and I thank my parents for it regularly now that I am an adult. As for my fatty next door neighbor? He was rushed to the hospital by the age of 12 with terrible heart palpitations. This is back when "fat" was still horrendous and looked down on by everyone, because people were still human sized. Now fat has become normal, and it angers me to no end.