New Year's Resolutions I have a fun triggering idea.  Go around and put up posters encouraging new year's resolutions like exercise, lose weight, join a gym, etc...  Put them up at work or at school (or ask a friend to do it if getting caught could get you fired or expelled).  Place them inside every single public restroom you can get to, because we all know that fatties can't go five minutes without having to expel the ten tons of crap they're carrying around with them.  Get creative.  Attach pictures or cartoons if you can find good ones. The triggering effect will be massive.