See my other submission this morning, but obviously none of these butterhuffers would actally get off their asses for this - the whole conference is "virtual".  They can stay at home surrounded by their loved ones (gallons and gallons of ice cream). If they were actually having a real meeting, I would totally do this. I would also be tempted to sneak into the rooms and replace all the chairs with chairs with arms (which none of them would be able to fit into).