My terrible fat people story. This is going to be long and full of rants. Enjoy. My story starts in 3rd grade when I meet him. I'll call him D. D was a chubby kid, but not obese. When I met him he seemed nice enough, but under the lard was an awful human being and a terrible friend. Things are nice at first we become good friends, we always did stuff together in our little elementary school clique. Then he started being a dick. Around 5th grade was when I noticed it wasn't teasing it was bullying. In 5th grade I was 4 foot 5 and he was 4 foot 9 he always made fun of me for being short. Fucking meanie. He did terrible things. He once pinned me down and stuck his sausage fingers in to my collarbone. (Wtf) At a sleepover he pinned me down and forced poisonous berries into my clothes and crushed them. He made fun of everybody. 6th grade. After 3 years of torment I stand up to him. He replied making fun of my height and (lol) my weight. To be fair back then I had a bmi of 24-26 but by this time he was obese. I don't talk to him for two years. In those two years I grew 7 inches and slimmed out.  8th grade. He talks to me. I had friends, I was a social butterfly. I was dating. He comes up to me basically trying to use me to get attention so he could be "cool". At this time it's hilarious, he had bigger tits than any girl, he lost all his friends and he couldn't see why. Even better he was still 4 foot 9 and probably weighed 170. Pro tip if you are going to be a Meatball Goblin don't be a fucking dick no one likes you go to the gym or die in a grease fire.