Gatorade and Beetus So, my mom and I ran 12 miles to celebrate the new year. She has electrolyte issues however, so she drinks gatorade for both the hydration and the electrolytes. Since we ran out of gatorade recently, on the way to our run, she bought a large bottle of gatorade with the intent of it lasting 4 days. That is, until my beetus dad saw it. As soon as we got home from our run, it was apparent he had not moved an inch; he was still in his ripped up xxl pajamas playing video games on my brother's computer. "Is that ... gatorade?!" He immediately plodded over to the staircase, calling up the stairs to my siblings about this lovely new beetus juice, leaving my mom to dejectedly mutter something about needing it to run.