I know right! I would have love to have taken her to the bathroom kissed her greasy face for about a second, and bend her over and after struggling to find her sweaty nasty vagina under all that fat, proceed to do 100 percent of the work at the same time trying to grab on to her pimply saggy ass, trying to ignore the weird sounds that her body makes, and listen to her squeal because she hasn't felt actual dick in an eternity. Then after after the 5 longest minutes of my life, emerge from the bathroom and refuse to make eye contact with anyone the entire night! /s