Fats ruined my sexy dreams and water. So there I am traveling the world, and finally happen to get a isle seat. While minding my own business, listening to some music, water on the folded down tray, trying to pass 4 hours and out of nowhere, "bam." A force from the back on the shoulder. I break out of my sweet sexy dreams of pornstars I wanna bang and then to realize that there is this mammoth pancake shaped ass next to my face in the isle, apologizing for hitting me with its pancake size butt that extrudes all around like a halo protecting its cheese bucket. Imagine one of those hambuckets riding the scootmobile and ass is hanging off the sides. (actually don't imagine, its gross). For moments I questioned about my life and what I did to deserve being hit by an ass. You are not safe anywhere on a plane. Its time fats are segregated from society.