Fatty ate all the birthday cake It was my roommates birthday recently and I decided to organised a party for her. Nothing huge, just 15 or so people with nice food, drinks and a few funny games. Just before the party I got a call from a mutual friend who asked me if she could bring her cousin along for the night as she was now staying with her for the weekend. I happily agreed and thought nothing more of it...  An hour later the party was going great when my friend arrived with her cousin. I wasn't actually the person who let them in the house so the first I saw of the cousin was as she came puffing into the kitchen. She was enormous, at least 400lbs and could barely walk. She was sweating from the effort of walking up the stairs into the house and her legs were so huge she literally had to waddle to move them. Her eyes went straight to the food that was laid out on the kitchen table and without saying anything she headed over there to start filling her plate. Another friend of mine had spent quite a while making some really nice salads with homemade dressing which the cousin looked at and loudly complained 'whats this? rabbit food?". After a few minutes of watching her shove food into her huge disgusting face I went into another room to try to forget her and enjoy the rest of the night.  Two hours later it was time to light the candles on the birthday cake so I headed back into the kitchen which was now empty except for the cousin still busy stuffing her face. I glanced at her as I was reaching for the matches and noticed that she appeared to be eating chocolate cake. I did a double take and then looked down at the birthday cake which was now destroyed. The fatty had pulled out the unused candles, cut into the cake and eaten at least a quarter of it. This was a cake designed for 20 people. 'What the fuck are you doing? That's the birthday cake!" I shouted, causing a few people including the birthday girl to come into the kitchen. "I thought this was part of the buffet. I didn't realise" she said and then started licking chocolate frosting off her fingers. She showed no remorse and didn't even apologise for her supposed 'misunderstanding'. And this it why I hate fat people.  TL;DR, Fatty cuts up and eats friends birthday cake without permission. Ruins party.  Edit to update what happened next : Friend came the next day to apologise for her cousin's behaviour and bought her another cake. The cousin left pretty quickly after she was found out and I never saw her again. Apparently she recently has been diagnosed with the beetus.