My movie date with a ham. Hi shitlord and shitladies, just writing this as reminder to always ask for multiple photos/do a live Skype session before going out on date with someone you meet online. I recently downloaded this Tinder-like app and agreed to meet up with this guy for the movies. He had a few decent looking 'recent' photos but it turned out he was hammier in person. Correction, a ham. I consider myself a good person and I was being polite the whole time, but then I saw him order the largest super sized soda beetus juice for himself and it almost made my stomach sick just by looking at it (he had already drank a venti Starbucks drink right before, the sugary kind). He's a nice guy, but damn, always research your date's photos, friends.  Beetus Juice! Beetus Juice! Beetus Juice! Just had to rant a little.