Courteous Commute Shitlording So my commute is, on average, 90 minutes, split between buses, trains, and a boat. I typically will never, EVER give up my seat to a huffing, puffing ham planet, and will actively seek to deny them a seat.  However this morning, I realized i could shitlord through courtesy.  Ham gets on the bus, sweating from the three steps it needed to walk up to board. It's carrying bags and looks like a typical boat commuter. I have a single seat. I get up and say "miss you can sit here. The boat is only 20 minutes away and I wouldn't have a problem standing for that long." Her face was a priceless mix of anger and relief, and wounded pride gave way to the sweet respite of a bus seat.