List of what we can do and fatasses can not, comprehensive list of reasons why not to be fat for lurking hamplanets Hi All, I was playing with an idea today while driving to work on a bike, lets made a list of what we (normal sized human beings) can do and they dont' and vice versa. I will update this list from comments, so please share you ideas. What fatsos can do we can't: 1. Stuff our faces all day long with shitty high-calorie low-nutrition value Sit on our asses whole day complaining about unfair body image from society/media Invent fake illnesses to blame our excess adipose tissue and blow up teehee minor existing ones ... What we can do and they don't Ride the bikes Go on hikes Be sexually desirable to non-fetishists Feel energetic  Climb ... the stairs! Dance without looking like an idiot waving arms around (you know what Im talking about) Don't worry about using small sports cars  Use of small sailboats without fear of tipping them Longer life span Much higher quality of life Go Carting Not burn to death in house fires