I realized why they do the reeeetard feet. As /u/peripatetic calls them. It's when they point their feet inwards and looks incredibly ridiculous. Something like this: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTEOjkxzh8uioQKWx9U6hlLuABJXig34eRjCVfppGVEVI5J6OHjtA Anyway, for a long time we wondered why fatties like to stand like this. It's uncomfortable and makes you look like a moron. Well, if you stand like this, your thighs get further apart. Basically another case of doing something lame to pretend to be slimmer than they are, along with MySpace angle and duck face. No need to thank me.