I was a massive shit-child back in the day... I'm not sure why I never thought to post this story here until today, but when I was in middle school, there was a girl in my class that was quite fat. At 12 years old she was already obese. Round body, round face, , round everything; and her name was Ollie. At least, that's what we called her. "rollie-pollie-ollie" and all that.  I remember one day Ollie was talking about how she'd like to lose weight because she wanted to run and play soccer with the rest of the class at recess. So I said I'd help her. How? I made her run around the half-mile track at recess everyday for a week. Everyday we'd be out there, me and my friends sitting in the shade and Ollie slow-jogging her way around the track. When she started walking, we'd yell at her to pick up the pace. When she stopped by us and asked when she could stop, I'd reply with, "When you're thin." Everyday we'd go back to class with her trudging along, red in the face and out of breath. We only did this for a week though for obvious reasons.  Ollie now goes to my university. And yes, she's still fat. Slightly less fat, but still just as round as she was as a child. I just wish I could still yell at her to keep running.