Triggered a Ham with a Barbell Short and sweet post this fine Sunday morning (US time). I was using the power rack for RDLs (LEG DAY BRO) which sits next to the Smith machine. Obeast trying to squeeze between power rack and Smith machine, instead of walking an extra 3 feet to the other side, loudly sighs and complains that my barbell is in his way. Not directly to me of course because he's a coward, but loud enough for me to hear.  He nonetheless tries to get through and his sweatpants get caught on my barbell. He untangles himself and walks away, no doubt to enjoy a well earned McBeetus breakfast sandwich.