Back to school... This week, I began my junior year of University. I struggle to even call it a University, it should be called a Hamversity at this point. I'm not sure if there's more than there was the previous years, or I am just noticing it more now. But wow. Hams. Hams everywhere. I mean LITERALLY everywhere. And for the most part it's whatever, as long as they don't talk to me. But... fast forward to my first class... I always sit in the front of every class, because I have had hearing issues my entire life, and need all the help I can get when it comes to hearing my professors. On top of this, I don't really like to sit near anyone; because I'm not there to make friends, and when people talk around me, I can't focus on my professor's at all. All is well, it's almost two minutes until class starts, and both seats next to me are empty. Perfect, just the way I like it. Then I notice it... a low rumbling at first. "An earthquake?" I wonder... But then my worst fears are brought to life when I hear the grunts that some consider "breathing". A split second later, all of my nose hairs are burnt off as the most foul stench fills my nostrils. "Just don't sit by me. Just don't sit by me..." I think to myself. Then her/his (I honestly was unable to figure out the sex) backpack drops next to me, and they sit in the desk. But god, I still don't know how that desk held the weight. It was pushed to it's limit. Every board, screw, nut, and washer in that desk was put within a few pounds of it's maximum load. "Fuck me" I thought. This Oreogre proceeds to attempt conversation with me. I never said more than one word at a time to the butterhuffer. Trying to give her every sign that I wasn't interested. She did not get the hint. 10 minutes later, our professor is going over his expectations for the semester, and this beast is STILL FUCKING TALKING TO ME. The professor kept giving angry glances in our direction. This bitch was going to give me bad rep with my professor. 15 minutes into class, I finally had enough. I gathered my things, and moved to a seat much further in the back. The rest of the class, I struggled to hear the professor. Anyways. I have that class again today in a few hours. I'll see how it goes today. I'm going to sit in the front again, but if Bitchbeast McLard sits next to me, I will say something to her. I am not going to put up with that shit.