Parking hog Link to parking hog video EDIT : I spoke to the salon and this is a condesned version. Bitch finds out people are upset. Claims to be sorry but doesn't rectify her 'mistake' .Bitch claims her MS excuses and judstifies the behaviour. Also the salon considers my  complaining to be the ONLY problem. I'm not a doctor, I know nothing about the condition but all I hear is 'muh condishuns' and reeeeeing.   This happened only a few hours ago so I'm still angry amd wanted to write my rant before the hate left me. Having finished a 9 hour day in the construction industry, I'm on my way home,  physically exhausted. Gotta get my haircut on the way home.  I can't park out front of the salon as there are very few parking spots,  and they are limited to 30 minutes. Lame but what am I gonna do. Having parked elsewhere,  I return to discover that vehicles have left and there is now plenty of curb parking right out front. I've got time to wait before it's my turn for a trim so I am just about to to run to my car and relocate it when another driver pulls up to the curb,  in the long open stretch of parking that has been recently vacated. Horrified,  I watch as the driver pulls all the way up to the front vehicle,  inches to spare between nose and tail. The driver then backs up almost all the way vehicle behind,  again inches between rear bumper and nose of car behind. Having done this,  the vehicle creeps forward to the exact center of the open space and parks. Occupying space for around two and a half vehicles.  I start filming at this point because I'm cold bored tired and cranky. Who knows maybe something entertaining will happen. Sadly nothing happens and I cease filming. But through my rage and cold and bored and tired I realize that maybe I can gain some satisfaction for as I'm sure you have all guessed by now,  the driver of a vehicle being operated in a selfish and rude manner was overweight. It would be fun to  embellish and make hilarious animal metaphors,  or invoke Deathfat claims but in the end she was just overweight. In the way our grandparents would have meant it.  Not heavily, or comically overweight but this isn't fat people encouragement and she pissed me,  and another customer off so fuck her. In the manner of her kind she was at the salon to spend big and therefore my objections to her behaviour were met with patronizing  polite shusshhing from some members of the staff.That is to say she's a big spender and I'm not so guess how that turned out. My  consolation will be have to be the comments section so let everyone who has ever been wronged by a parking hog speak up and brighten my evening