I took a flight from NYC to the south recently.  The people were so fat they had to ask for volunteers to get off because the flight was overweight and couldn't take off.  Mayo monsters are so fat and prevalent we could not get off the ground.  The oreogres have broken the weight estimates for safe travel which were calculated\ with substantial cushion. A repulsive deathfat crammed into a seat like a smushed marshmallow peep sighed loudly the whole time and complained about the airline.  As soon as a few volunteers were found (3 human people - the airline could have removed a single deathfat instead) its seatmate scrambled as quickly as possible to one of the open seats to get away from the stench of lardbarge.  The south apparently has very few humans left, populated almost entirely by beetus snacking mayo monsters.