These fat cows from academia also qualify for TPD (total permanent disability) student loan discharges. However, they're not living "the life". Many of them are physically housebound due to their weight and live in shitty homes anyways. They're not really social at all since they are very self-absorbed into themselves. So they're not having fun in life nor do they know what it means to have fun since all they do is eat their feelings away after their speeches. They also have to catch their breaths mid-sentence in their speeches. Despite being on benefits and having these non-jobs, they're not happy. Hell they can't fit in any car either. So they're still limited in what they can do.