I thought about it, but putting on this sweet, naive, utterly clueless but oh so sweet demeanour is so much effective fun. I can watch their soul die inside as I go on and on, knowing they can't do or say anything to me about it. Insulting them invites them or others to accuse you of being a bully, and makes them a pitiful victim who then gets the attention they want for being "oppressed." But if I keep in character, they can't do shit. And I'm pretty damn convincing, so if they get short with me or snap and yell at or insult me first.... Then I get to play victim!! Oh I just can't believe anyone could be so awful! I'm so hurt. In public, others will do anything from glare at the ham I do this to, to openly rush to my defence and start arguing or yelling at the ham for being an asshole to such a sweet, naive girl like lil ole me. Teehee! Manipulating people is wrong and I don't do it. But manipulating hams? It's a taste of their own medicine. Starting fights you can't finish then acting all hurt. Frustrating the people you are interacting with your audacity.  If you provoke a ham into being the bad guy, then they automatically lose. Kill them with kindness, they HATE skinny pretty people who are also nice, happy, loved, and defended. They become the literal ogre in the story. :)