Fatbody is so fat that fatbody can't get back into the truck. In my 2 door shitmobile, taking a ride to see some friends and then hit up this outlet mall just opened up to get some more clothes that fit, aka fitted clothes. I get out of my neighborhood to the main street and needs to make a right and lo be hold, what do I see? Across the main street, in the parking lot is a fat body, standing to a open door to a delivery truck. Fatbody tries to get in the truck, a step up from the ground but fat body can't. Now, this is excitement so I sit and observe.  Fatbody, holds the steering wheel, pulls forward and then backward to create a motion for it to take that step up but still can't. This goes on for few mintues(at this point, park on the side of the local road). Now I am thinking, this fat fuck can never get back into the truck to make rest of the deliveries. Finally, I had enough and left. Legend has it, this fat fuck might be still trying to get back into the truck.