My boss disses a fat at work. I work at a local restaurant serving the best hot sandwiches and soups ever.  My boss is a culinary artist who graduated from a NY uni (forget which one) and because we were opening up very quickly we needed even the most inkling amount of experience.  My face when she hired An Antares and a Betelgeuse. Whatever, they'll get fired after we get some decent talent. So we're having some conversation and her and I are talking slightly quicker than she is and she's barely even keeping up struggling to breathe and answer our questions. Somehow she slips in a quick "wow so you really are that lazy" I barely caught it and idk if the ham registered it but I started to chuckle a little bit. This is the same bitch who, when standing two feet away from a tray or tongs or some shit she needs, asks me to get her any God-damned thing. I got fed up with it the other day and finally said "get it yourself" and then she tried using her brain a little just to figure out she can do it her blasted self. If anyone has worked in a kitchen, you know that behind the line is no place for fats. You're running, opening coolers and have to keep your elbows in or you'll jab someone and might drop a $25 plate... not cool. These 2 bitches take up the ENTIRE FUCKING PATHWAY. easily 30-40 inches across. That's just across... God I hate them...