Had a good idea to get fats to lose weight- hit em in the bank account So, in a shitlord society, that is an unrealistic utopia that will probably never happen, we should charge fats the amount of calories that are in the thing they are about to consume, with 2 decimal points.  So a burger, hypothetically being 500 calories, would be 5 dollars to a fat. One of those mcdonalds breakfast plates would be 10 something because theres literally 1000 calories in those things. A salad would be anywhere between 2 and 4 dollars, not including dressing and extra shit.