It legitimately makes me mad when fat people complain about how hard it is to fly. This Woman Shared What It's Really Like "To Fly While Very Fat" And It's Heartbreaking.  Remember this neckass article about how airlines should be nicer to lard-barges? Me too. This is easily some of the most entitled shit I have ever seen. The seats have a limited volume which you exceed, so you must pay for the other fucking seat that your rivers of adipose tissue spill into. This is basic observation of reality, which everyone should be capable of. Unfortunately, the ambulocetus in question decides that kindergarten level understanding of the world (amorphous, blobfish shaped peg does not go into human shaped hole) is "fatphobic." But something beyond that occurred to me. On an airplane, every pound counts. The Airbus A320 is a fairly common plane to see on a modern airliner, with a capacity of 160 passengers. It weighs 93,000 lbs empty, and carries 6,400 gallons of fuel weighing 6.8 pounds per gallon. This puts it at 136,520 lbs when full, 35,480 lbs below it's maximum take-off weight of 172,000 lbs. A cheeto-munching, neckless, obese, subhuman, (((plus sized))), grease guzzling, hamplanet weighs 250 lbs if I'm being generous. 250 x 160 = 40,000. 40,000 lbs + 136,520 lbs = 176,520 lbs. 176,520 lbs exceeds the maximum take-off weight of 172,000 lbs.IF A PLANE WERE TO BE FULL OF FAT PEOPLE, IT WOULD BE UNABLE TO FLY At this time, please note that weight from passenger luggage was not included in the calculations. If we imagine that everyone carried 30 pounds of baggage(People probably carry more than this), 280 x 160+136,520=181,320. Over the MTOW by far.  "But anon, airplanes never get full." This is true. However, 280 x 126=35,280. We can fill the airplane to 126 seats. Alternatively, these fat faggots can lose some weight. A healthy person + luggage I'll estimate to 190 lbs. 190 x 160 = 30,400. 30,400 is actually well under the cutoff point of 35,480 pounds. The airplane can be filled to the brim without a problem. These abhorrent creatures are asking to go thousands of meters into the sky, but they can't even fucking jump. They take extra space to accommodate their absurd size. They take extra fuel to accommodate their absurd weight. They smell like shit, ruining the flight for other passengers. This all while demanding everyone be nice to them. Everyone involved has to go out of their way to allow obese people into the sky.  And once they land, they sit their fat asses down on twitter, and complain about what a pain in the ass the whole thing was for them. edit: fixed italics