Tales of a night out Good morning shitlords and shitladies!  Warning: I'm still drunk, and I might not make sense  I had to report to you the most glorious shitlording I have ever seen in public!   Last night, I went to a latino club with some friends of mine. I've haven't been in a club in a long time, and I didn't know what to expect exactly. I knew there was going to be a lot of fats, but definitely not as much as what I've seen there. It was filled with sweaty rolls stuffed in mini skirts. Just thinking about it makes me want to throw up whatever amount of alcohol left in my stomach. Of course I decided to dress for the occasion, wearing a crop top and skinny jeans to show off my body! I must have triggered a bunch a whales last night, but I didn't pay attention to that. I was too busy getting drunk.  Anyway, at one point I had to go to the bathroom... I did what I had to do over there, and on my way back, I see a couple of burrito wizards  heading to the bathroom.  They were both wearing some tight clothes,  and showing off their cottage cheese looking legs, like it is something desirable. Right behind them was a young, fit, and attractive guy... As all three pass by me, he told the fatties: "Fucking gross! Cover up, would you?!? Nobody wants to look at you, nobody wants to dance with you, you are disgusting! You need to hit the gym ASAP and put down the fork, little piggy. You gotta earn that mini skirt." I could not believe it: my jaw dropped. It was absolutely glorious. I started laughing while the whales waddled to the bathroom, and I stopped the guy, telling him that he is the hero this club needs. He started defending himself, saying stuff like "I shouldn't be forced to look at deformed bodies stuffed in tight clothes". After a second, he realized that I was on his side. He smiled at me, gave me a sweet compliment about how fit I look, and we both went our separate way.  Best night out ever!!!!!