New job: Office full of humans including 2 confirmed shitlords. Only 1 fatty. Guess which one has had 4 'sick days' in the 2 weeks I have been there. Go on, I'll give you three guesses, I bet you will never get it! haha My boss even rolled his eyes after taking the latest sick call and joked with the rest of us about what a fat, lazy POS it is. It literally does nothing when it is in either. The person who handed over to me runs 5 miles twice a week and the guy opposite shitlords constantly about the ham's weight and diet.  Think I may like it here.