The story of a whale with no shame This happened a long time ago - still can't believe it did. I was 16 and just started working as a lifeguard. My boss tells me they've got a talk Task for the new guy, I need to go tell someone their swim wear I'd inappropriate and ask them to go home and change. Can't say much because I've already heard the story that she had to stop a couple from having sex in the pool when she was the new girl and this sounds easier.  All I'm told is they got complaints about the large woman on the far side and "I'll see her". I'm walking over and  see a "female" 400+ lb ranch enthusiast sitting still in the water in a white t shirt. I'm a little surprised because even though streetwear isn't allowed we usually let it slide because who wants to see a shirtless fatty? Besides she actually had the planning to put it together so you couldn't see her underwear.  ... Wait. I can't see her underwear. ABORT ABORT! I get over there and sure enough those blobtacular meat sacks she insists are boobs have GIANT fucking areolas clearly visible through her wet t shirt. You can see the fucking veins, nevermind the gross ass skin of her rolls.  After my retinas are seared with this and I throw up a little in my mouth I hold my hand up to try and block all but her face Me: "Mam. Your attire is inappropriate, unfortunately I'm  going to have to ask you to go home and change" Her: "in what way?" lol wut Me:"it's a wet white t-shirt." Her: "they don't make swimsuits in my size" first of all how do you get that fat and keep gong second is this mayo dumpster arguing about whether this is appropriate in public? Me: "it's see through and you aren't wearing a bra" Her: "you wouldn't kick a thin person out for this!" we would, it just wouldn't be unpleasant.  we're drawing a crowd now and I don't know what to say. Me: "everyone can see your nipples! Go home and change!" Her: "fine I'm leaving but I would expect to hear from my lawyer! You discriminated against me, sexually harassed me and were rude" How in the actual fuck do you have something like that pointed out and not go immediately to embarrassment? Did she just give up on life?  Took her forever to leave too with everyone staring. She had to waddle all the way to the shallow end (can't use the ladder?) then all the way to her chair. Took like 10 minutes.  The moral to the story is if they don't sell swimsuits in your size just don't go to the pool.