(Storytime) Resurgence of the creepy Domino's fat fucker Hey yall. I hope you folks are having a Happy New Year. Mine was spent at an event security job for a concert venue in San Francisco, so lots of alcohol, weed and fats though unfortunately I wasn't near where most of the craziness was happening. But I do have something to share with you. ''Kyle'', my creepy fat coworker from when I worked at Dominos has returned. But before we go any further here is a warning that we are entering into batshit insane territory So earlier today, I was doing UberEATS in a nearby town in my county. I had pulled over after dropping off 3 bags of Jack In The Box shit, as I had 2 Instagram notifications. Both were from Kyle with one being a message he sent me and the other being a follow request from him. 20 minutes ago I messaged back how the fuck did he even find my Instagram(no response yet. I then looked at the profile itself, and well brace yourselves: -This account had been made between 20-30 minutes ago, and the few posts that were there mosts were short video clips or pictures of just Kyle's face. His blubbery, hairy pedo-lookin face. -This motherfucker must apparently be an all around stalker. Now as someone with Asperger's I have had my own share of social blunders and mistakes which I have gotten better at and alot of my former habits I've managed to drop but this guy was insane. This was not at all in the ballpark of being socially awkward or inept. Two of his pictures were of this black dude(most of the pics I mentioned didn't even have any tags or text). In fact his username was even a ''pairing'' of his name and the guy in the picture it seems(Kylelastnamexblackguylastname).  -The cherry on top is that two posts definitely cemented the level of fucked up this guy was. Two of the posts had walls of texts, one with a video of I think the black dude fighting somebody on campus, and another of a former female classmate's IG page(names and identifying details changed). First one goes as follows: Let me tell you my history with (black dude) we met in  school later on in the school year we would both go to high school he found out i was gay and he stopped being my friend one time i asked him what would you do if i go to your house he said if you come to my house youll get killed what would you do if one day im walking behind you and i say dont ever let a gay boy walk behind i would punch you in your motherfucking face play sports like kickball so that when you kick the ball you open up your legs want to see how much you can open your legs when your done playing sports can i lick your sweat your sweat looks so good i want to lick it i want to smoke cocaine out of your asshole can i touch your jacket i want to touch your jacket he said if you touch my jacket im beating your ass can i record you snoring snorings music to ears i love snoring not even his friends wanted to talk to me i ask its because the things you say to us is really creepy i would tell them im gay and i like (black dude) and i would always follow him and i know where he lives because its true i do on my first day at high school i only knew him he was saying get the hell away from me before i fire on you was telling his friends that im gay then told a security and the security made me get in trouble the next day at that other school he was saying hey you guys i saw (Kyle) at high school yeah i did he was following me everyone would start laughing i followed him again he reported me on my 3rd day there he tried to jump me but i managed to escape on my 5th day at that school his friend michael the one he got in a fight with but then became friends punched me they recorded it and uploaded on social media then he went around saying hey you guys israel got punched the next day me and him saw each other he said if you come near me im hitting you again i dont like you So yeah, there's that one.  And wait, here's the other one: So this one girl i had in one of my senior classes named (classmate girl) made posts about me go check her out everything you see here is true and so one day she told the principal about this and me her one of her friends and a security were talking about this and (classmate girl) said Kyle this is really creepy and i said why can't you just tell me to stop and she said you should already know this and i didn't want to hurt your feelings the security said Kyle do you have a crush on her and i said no because I'm gay and she knows that i told our teacher and she said Kyle on your first day here you said hi pretty girl then i said no i didn't i'm gay i wouldn't say that to a girl then she said Kyle she has a girlfriend then i said i don't care i'm gay i go to pride every year when i found out she had posts about me i asked her about this and she ignored me then i was following her again and said because you were following me like right now then she told another security that i was following her and she said leave her alone she doesn't want you following her then i said why should i care she said you should but I'm going to show you why then she called for the principal i said yes that's what i was waiting for that's what i wanted she said yeah and now your gonna get it (classmate girl) said can i get a restraining order i said if she gets a restraining order does that mean we won't have class together the principal said no you guy's wouldn't have class together and i told the principal then we made a contract with the principal that if we go near each other were getting suspended another day i wanted to see what her reaction would be if i go near her so i acted like if i was she looked like if she was going to scream i was going to create an account using her name after this but i didn't want to make her mad i would've called it (classmate girl)goddessof(insertname)highschool the fusion of our name's would be if you can come out with a better name let me know and she's probably going to make another post about me go check her out and subscribe to her YouTube channel  So sorry if you couldn't follow that completely, I sure as hell can't. But I can definitely see that I am not this guy's first ''victim'', and will tomorrown probably call or go by that Domino's to have him be dealt with. Hell, before I got rid of the crew app some time after I quit, he actually said something in the app about showing porn there. Like WTAF? TL;DR Creepy fat takes to social media, and now can confirm this fucker is crazy. EDIT: Also the message he had sent with the follow request was this: Happy new year also I'm still a virgin most people lose their virginitys in middle school and by highschool no one's a virgin but i still am it's been 2 years since my senior year and I'm still a virgin