Fat fucker in my history class Hey FPH. First time poster, long time lurker.  I'm going to get right to the point. There is a fat piece of shit that is in my history class that is absolutely disgusting to the point that I almost vomited this morning.  His first offense was coming into class with a breakfast burrito that looked about the size of a small baby. He opened it up, and I swear he inhaled it through his nose. All I heard was snorting and oinking while he shoved it into his face hole and when he was done, he burped loudly. Luckily, it was before people (aside from me) were in class, so they were spared from his grossness.  However today, he was much worse. He (again) brought in the infant sized burrito, stuffed his face loudly, and burped loudly. Over, and over, and over, and over again. What made it worse was that I could smell it from my seat. It smelled like the kind of shits you get after a long night of drinking and eating greasy food. Then, he did it. He started farting. I had to finally get up and leave to keep my coffee from making a second appearance. Luckily, someone else came into the class and he knocked it off.  I'm not going to claim to be a perfect princess. I can hold my own when it comes to burping and farting. But what the FUCK makes these fat motherfuckers think they can just throw out all manners?! Is there just a point where they go "fuck it" and act like the pigs they resemble?  Thanks for letting me rant. I feel a lot better now.