Poor Tess, everyone makes fun of her just because she's the size of the iceberg that sank the titanic. She's going to out live us all because she knows the secret we don't. HAES! (Apparently it doesn't matter how big you get, you're still going to be just as healthy if you weigh 120 lb or 1200 pounds. It's the diet industry spreading these rumors and lies about the diaBEETUS and the increased risk of joint failure. They just want to make money. Capitalist pigs!)