More Shitlord Limericks I usually just post these things as comments, but they've been bouncing around in my head all day at work so I want to get them out: There once was a stench-beast named Tess Whose body was a giant mess This gluttonous glob Just stuffed food in its gob And modeled a tent for a dress ======================================================= I've told you about Slobarella Who looks like a fat, shaved gorilla She got a Lap-Band And yet still she expands Thus dashing her hopes for a fella ============================================