Congrats on the custom flair!  To answer your question, i think fats have some sort of disaccosiate disorder.  I say this because fat has been PROVEN to make people more stupid. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/1423527/Being-fat-makes-you-more-stupid-but-only-if-youre-a-man.html http://www.muscleandfitness.com/features/edge/study-does-fat-make-you-stupid http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/07/14/study-fat-people-more-likely-to-be-stupid/