Lol, you're not wrong.     But fats have other qualities similar to pigs, not just body fat percentage.  They will eat more food than they require if it's in front of them, they REEEEEEE constantly about their condishuns or why it's so hard to lose weight, and they roll around in their own filth and shit (because they can't wipe themselves) if someone else doesn't clean up after them. Pigs are much more attractive than fats though.