Has FPH taught you nothing, you oppressive shitlord? What do you think brooms, masking tape, and mother in-laws are for? Gawwwd.. ETA: I vaguely remember a fellow shitlord/lady asking what this was in reference to recently (this week, maybe?) and it's a joke referencing this story. Get some eye bleach, brain bleach, and some tequila first - you'll thank me later.