Can I just take a moment and be thankful that I don't live in Tennessee? If any of you are in TN, I'm truly sorry. I was there over the weekend for a wedding. I've never seen so many morbidly obese people in one place in all my life. Where I live, most people are pretty fit, and while there are some fatties and some monstrosities, they're rare. But in TN it seemed every third person was a butter behemoth. My best story from the trip: My friend and I went to McDonalds by the hotel (unfortunately it was that or Hardy's). I got one double cheeseburger, my friend got a McDouble and a soda. We sit down and I see a ham family a few tables away. The dad is enormous, easily filling his chair. The mom had to be twice the size of the dad though, massive amounts of fat spilling over both sides of her chair. They had two ham children, probably pre-teen age, and they were both well on their way to being obese adults. The two trays on the table were both piled high with the evidence of their genetics: McChicken boxes, burger wrappers, basically enough food to feed my shitlord family for a week, and they ate it in one meal. IT GETS WORSE! As I'm finishing up my burger, my hunger completely satisfied, the enormous mother gets up and orders more food. I couldn't hear what, but she waddled back to the table with a large bag that obviously had at least another two meals-worth of food. And the hippos say they can't lose weight. I gave the family judgy looks when we walked out, and resisted the urge to throw up in the bushes. tl;dr Fat family is fat.