Its not all bad guys! Thin privilege is being a FUCKING ASTRONAUT! Its simple guys. Fats can never be astronauts. They weigh waaaay too much to be launched into space. And they're fat would expand into a perfect planetary sphere in zero g. So they would be completely unable to do literally anything. Including eat actually. Oh that's another thing! They would never agree to go because Nasa would only send enough food for a normal human too eat. Plus they would need more oxygen, the spaceship would have to process more shit, and be physically larger. Increasing drag and making it use even more fuel!  In short, fats are a massive drain on resources. No matter how much they insist to the contrary. And when you apply a fat to a situation like space travel it becomes readily apparent. But shitlords, this is all to our advantage. With 80% of america fat as fuuuuuccckkk, our odds of becoming FUCKING ASTRONAUTS goes up substantially! From one in four hundred million to one in 80 million.  Plus fats are fucking stupid. Only a dumbass would let themselves get fat. Only someone with half a brain wouldn't do somthing about there situation when it causes them that many problems. And being fat literally damages their brains. You have to be smart to work at NASA. So you have options too! So here's to you fats! Not only am I extremely above average just by exercising, but i'm smarter, and way more likely to be a FUCKING ASTRONAUT too! Just try to kill yourselves pretty quickly, so I dont have to deal with your stank, ok?