Fat fuck in my class I've been sitting on this thought for a while but there's a gargantuan woman in one of my classes...  She essentially looks like a 4-foot-tall Christmas tree and is perpetually a meal away from busting out of her clothing (and what a horrendous sight that would be!).  The fat is encroaching on her eyes and she has super pronounced jowl lines with extra adipose deposits climbing the base of her nose -- surely, in those valleys exist strange and unknown bacterial life and the only true friends she will ever know. And that's not the worst of it. Due to the horrible, devastating disfigurement she's brought upon herself, she can't get through more than a couple words in a sentence in this high-pitched, nasal voice.  It's clear that even sitting down, she is constantly being choked by her layers of neck fat while asking one stupid question after another (or getting halfway through and losing track of what she was asking, doubtless distracted by thoughts of scarfing down a cheeseburger or 10). Maybe she'll realize that food is less expensive somewhere and move away or drop out when the fat finally eclipses both eyes and she can't take the tests anymore... Of course, in the latter scenario she'll probably just get a designated reader as a test accommodation because we can't let even the ugliest of snowflakes melt.  I just wish I didn't have to suffer through her presence to get a decent education and job. Here's hoping she stops being a drain on society sooner rather than later.