orchestra fats part 2 (short) I slept so much better last night after venting about fat musicians and I really appreciated the comments from you guys, thanks! And it was great hearing from some musicians--you know what I'm talking about when I say I still have yet to hear (on this tour) a string section that can stay in tune with one another, so it's got to be the fat fingers.  I finally realized this morning I'm just going to have to be an asshole, so I started putting together a short list of orchestra pit rules I'll put on the music stands at each venue, including no food to be consumed during the performance at all (even if it's in between numbers and even if it's allowed in the pit), and a couple of other things I find annoying. It's too late here because tonight's the last night at this particular spot, but I'll make the expectations clear from now on. No more Miss Nice Guy! Stupid fats.