messing with rude, fat workers. they have driven me crazy so i'll drive them crazy. I said "fat you" instead of "thank you" to a rude bus driver today. In this city everyone says "thank you" when getting off the bus. I said it as I was getting off the bus in the front so he heard me. He didn't respond. When I first got on he threw up his hands in that sort of angrily exasperated way and complained to me over the fact that I ran up beside the bus at the last moment after its door had just closed, even though that's a common occurrence and bus drivers never react like that to it. I had just gotten annoyed at this abrasive massive femayo cashier at a grocery store so this was the second rude, fat employee I'd encountered within an hour. Last year I swore I'd never set foot on a city bus ever again, I don't know why I did it.  Possible variation for the next rude, fat worker I see: "fat you very much." If the fattie says "did you say 'fat you'?" next time I'll act all pissed off and yell "of course not, what's wrong with you!" and keep on escalating it from there. It would also be fun to just call them worse insults that I've learned from FPH like "sofa bison" because at first they wouldn't even realize they'd been insulted. They'd think as you're walking away, "huh? what's a sofa bison?...hey!" edit:spelling