Kill me. Just do it. Please. Hey fellas, I am fucking overweight. It's partially my fault, but mainly the fact that I am bipolar and have prescribed four (4!) medications that cause weight gain. Please kill me. I mean, literally, send an assassin to my apartment and have him shoot me in the head. I fucking hate my life. I am not even that much overweight, but still I hate my life. I absolutely hate it. There is no meaning, no purpose to my life. I am going to spend the next three decades browsing sites like /fatpeoplehate and reminding myself why I hate myself. Pull the trigger. Do it. Put me out of my misery. On the plus side, at least I bully women who are fat.