TotalBiscuit? More like TotalCorpulent. For those of you who aren't into gaming like me (maybe you have lives instead), you probably haven't heard of John "TotalBiscuit" Bain. A fatfuck videogaming personality known for being an arrogant shithead and having a pretentious English accent.  He experienced delicious poetic justice when he once told a critic of his to get cancer and die (which many of his fans quickly retweeted) only for him to be diagnosed with bowel cancer a few years later. This definitely had nothing to do with his diet of beef jerky and Mountain Dew, his obesity, or his sedentary lifestyle.  Like anybody with a genius level IQ and a law degree he throws regular internet tantrums and spends hours writing whiny TL;DRs about how people are BIG MEANIES.  Bonus pigbeast: The 300 pounder blue ribbon hog he married. Here she's trying her best to appear less than 250 lbs, unfortunately for her images like this exist. The sad truth is that eventually he will locate her ventral blowhole and they will produce some lardlings of their own, bringing the global BMI up at least 0.1 points.  Thought you'd enjoy.