Tess Munster While reading the news this morning, I was visually assaulted by an article (with obligatory nauseating picture) about how Tess Munster is the coverfat for Self Magazine, along with the screaming headline “Tess Holliday’s Health Is None Of Your Business”.   After I stopped gagging, I decided to visit FPH and enjoy the reaction. I did’t find anything here.   WTF?   I hope it was my inability to find the reaction.   I’d hate to think that FPH is running out of gas and coasting to a stop.   This was the first time FPH ever disappointed me.