Why would I have a fat for a friend? Besides them being lazy, stupid and disgusting, what are we going to together? Sit on our asses and eat junk food? Are they going on 8 mile hikes with me?  Pretty much my thoughts exactly. There's very little crossover of interests between fit people and fats. Yeah, I like junk food, but I don't eat it 24/7. Yeah, I'm a bit of a video game nerd when I have the spare time, but it's not my life. The irony is fit people are often better gamers than fats because of their mentality and approaches to gaming, often accomplishing more due to their efficiency. Running and working out are huge parts of my life that I enjoy, I don't even have my phone with my when I do that shit, I don't have time for the distraction and have very short rest periods. The disparity between how I exercise and the way fats "exercise" is so much they may as well not even be considered the same thing, so why would I want them tagging along there? Know any free solo climbers that are fat? I've been out of the loop for a while, but I sure as shit don't know any. Hiking, like you mentioned? Don't even get me started, especially on the softbelly motherfuckers that come out all "tacticool" and have less etiquette and a slower pace than my 4 year old nephew. I could go on, but what's the point? At most anything worthwhile or enjoyable, compared to humans, fats do fucking terribly, if they're even capable of attempting it at all. To boot, rarely do they have the attention span to truly even become amateurs or novices in anything--despite their self-aggrandizing claims of expertise or "elite" status--and so much for day trips or weekend long excursions with those overgrown toddlers. I'm going to start raging if I don't stop while I'm ahead.