Oh my god I work in a nursing home and all of our social workers are fat. We have ONE MSW that's human size but she's leaving us.  I always eat soup or something at lunch because I can't really eat a FULL ON MEAL during the day. They sit there with meat loaf, potatoes, and some vending machine soda. Then they tell me "You should eat more!" I think it's hilarious when they bring in meals from home that are supposed to be healthy but it's a giant Tupperware container or it's salad with 2 cups of dressing on it. Then they try and tell me they eat a lot at lunch because they don't eat much at home for dinner. Bullshit! And they think they know everything and act like doctors. So then they get me into trouble because they think they can explain a pressure ulcer or medications to families. And then they think they need to tell me when I should and shouldn't tell family members about any change in condition. But I'll be damned no matter how busy a day it is they're always in the cafeteria for 45 min eating 3 meals.  Sorry, my hate for them is strong. +_+ Oh yeah, and when we see a fat person with a BIG ass we call it the "Social Worker Ass". Bahaha and my step sister who is morbidly obese is going to school to be a social worker. Apologies to any shitlord social workers out there. We need more of you.