What I ate for breakfast = a lot of shitty greasy "food" (emphasis on "a lot"). How often I exercise = never. How I treat other people = badly. What I do for a living = irrelevant, but probably some sort of parasite on society. Energy level = barely enough to get to the fridge. Medical conditions = lots, if not right now then soon enough. Dieting background = half-assed and unsuccessful. Accomplishments = again irrelevant, but probably nothing noteworthy. Failures = life.