I'm not in Japan but Korea. I came in with some other foreign teachers and one of them was an obeast. He kept talking about how he "wasn't leaving until [he] got [himself] a wife." I was drinking and just shitlorded all over him with: "You came here thinking you'd be a fucking novelty, but you're not. You're obese. No one wants you here or in [his home country]. This isn't some poor ass backwater where people are desperately trying to marry for citizenship. You have no chance here."