Hamplanet Boss is no longer Hamplanet Boss. My 100lbs overweight Hamplanet Boss has resigned his supervisorial post (I suspect under pressure, like his ankles--tee hee) and is now Hamplanet Colleague. He is currently seated across the break room table, scarfing his beetuswich and potato chips between audible gasps for breath. He knows that I eat very clean (today, roast beef and Brussels sprouts, with a mineral water chaser) and has asked me about my nutrition. He is prediabetic and told me yesterday (while eating a pastry) that he intends to begin a low-carb nutrition plan next Monday. He already has patches of beetus-blackness around his face. This is going to be a train wreck of epic proportions.