on fats not liking water So this is something i noticed, fat people hate drinking water, any water, that isn't either seltzer, flavored or whatever. When asked why, they say they don't like the taste of water. Seeing as water has no taste, except maybe some iron and random calcium, this is especially funny. Essentially, they don't like it because unlike sugary drinks, and random other crap they cant get their sugar high from it