Short and sweet fat people story There's a market where I live that sells groceries, other odds and ends, and they also make fresh fudge and keep it by the checkout. My daughter and I were heading to check out our groceries and there was a grotesque fat woman standing there asking for a fudge sample. She was given one and devoured it instantly, moaning about how delicious it was. The employee asked if she would like to buy some and the fat woman  said loudly - "it's tempting, but I'm a diabetic!" The slim clerk and I exchanged exasperated looks as the woman waddled away. The end.