Fellow fit lesbian here. You wouldn't believe how many lesbihams get pissy and start spouting HAES bullshit when I flatly state that I am not interested in them. This is usually after they start drooling and showering me with praise over my physique, as though flattery will get them anywhere. "Oooh you're a marathon runner? I'll bet you can go forever under these sheets hurr durr hurr". Barf. Fuck off to the ninth circle of hell you disgusting beasts. I just hope that when I get older, the crowd of pretendbians and tumblrfats will thin out and I can finally find another shitlord. I'm in New York if you need a friend.