I've known a couple of people with similar hands. Super nice, vibrant folk. Beyond that "hand shake feels a bit off" feeling, you'd be surprised how long it takes to realize they're different at all. Hambeasts though... they're huffing, puffing, with permanent "blob" expressions. Hands are clammy and doughy. Despair and bitterness taint every sugar-coated, spittle-flecked word. It's just immediately disgusting.