So our company fired the lard-ass behemoth in accounting First off, I don't condone firing anyone this near to Christmas/Winter Holidays (our boss has a 3 year streak of doing this) but this is too good to share. Long overdue this employee had been written up many times for inappropriate conduct along with a lack of work ethic (never meeting their targets) When they were pulled into HR's office yesterday for termination they had an absolute meltdown. HR even offered to extend their stay to avoid losing their statutory holiday pay (3 days worth). Our manager had to be called in to have them escorted out.  BUT! Before they left, they pulled the ultimate Ham Finisher. THEY RAIDED THE GOD DAMN COMPANY FRIDGE! Lunches, snacks, drinks. And the cookies for the company Christmas bake sale (today)  Just love how the only solace a lard-ass dirt squirrel can find is to steal food.  TL;DR - 350lbs+ chunker gets fired from my work, raids the company fridge including her manager's lunch & bake sale goods