I hate to cook (take-out anyone?)   And I will never feel any amount of sympathy from someone this fucking lazy.  "I don't know how to cook because I hate it tehe!" "I have a bad relationship with food!! waaahh addiction wahhh!" ... NO bitch, you are just a lazy entitled slob. If you're a grown ass man or woman and can't cook, you should be ashamed - and if you're also fat, it's so much more infuriating to know you exist.