I think that by definition fat hogs are shitty persons, so no, it doesn't surprise me at all. EDIT: To all those curious, yes, the book is real & it's called "A Piece of Cake" by Jill Murphy, I found the book on Amazon a few ours after posting, but didn't have time to add that info, & thanks to @Sabertoothedhand who also found the same info and more! Also if you are up for a laugh and some rage, check out the reviews (some sanity, but others) just what you'd expect.