Shitlording at my own checkup So I went to the hospital the other day as a patient for a change... which is always interesting.  I was proud to have my vitals shitlord the fuck out of a lardballoon RN. My blood pressure: 102/49. My weight: 149.5 I reflexively said "Fuck" when I saw the weight because I'm under orders to stay above 152 by my doc, and he is absolutely right.  My nurse looked at me and said "Those are good numbers, why are you angry?  My blood pressure is way off the charts" she gave a little tee hee smile. "Because I'm under weight and need not to be losing.  I'm over six foot, you're barely five foot, I shouldn't weigh less than you." She gives me a look, changes to what I guess was supposed to be a "sassy" tone and says "Honey, you weigh half what I do, and I still look good"