I hope, I really really hope, some dumbfuck fat piece of shit tries to do this in my old crotchety curmudgeon of a doctor's office. She would flip her shit on the lard and probably literally kick the lard out, as in physically push it out of the door and throw the HAES bullshit after it. I've seen my doctor go ballistic at people before, it's pretty fun, and it's giving me a warm, fuzzy feeling imagining it happening to some stupid dumb cunt.