Shaming Fatties at the Gym The title is a little misleading, because there is no way you would even find a fat inside of a gym. Anyway, the gym I go to is in a very odd location that most people would probably look twice at. It is literally smack in between a McDonalds and a Mary Brown's, with a Subway and a Wok N Go across the street. It's not the greatest gym with only one squat rack and the basics, but it is my secret haven due to the fact that its in a strange location and very new.  The reason I attend this gym is for 2 reasons. SInce it is small and basic/in a weird location and new, very few people actually go to it. It is considered busy if there are 3 people working out there at the same time. As a result of this I am in there by myself 80% of the time(it is an unstaffed gym) and can play my music over the PA and just be alone in my workouts. The second reason is that, since there is these 4 beetus castles surrounding the gym and large open windows giving me a great view of every single fat ham planet that needs their daily fix of crap. I do 60 minutes of cardio every day on an elliptical at the front of the gym, and I make it a point to make eye contact with all of the hammies that walk by. Those that look back inside me instantly get a look of shame and look down at the ground right away holding their massive bags of food and quickly shuffle into their cars. It definitely helps to make a boring cardio session go by alot faster and I can't help but laugh at these poor excuses of life. The most shocking (I shouldn't say shocking, its pretty expected I guess) is that there are at least 5 fucking massive deathfats that must be at least 350lbs that I have kept track of. I go to the gym every night at roughly the same time, and without fail for the last 3 weeks, these same 5 fats heave themselves out of their vehicles every night at the same time to get Mcdonald's or Mary Brown's and I make it a point to make eye contact and laugh through the window at these deathfats. This food is like an addiction for these people and I am shocked they can stomach that crap day in and day out. When was the last time they had a solid shit?!?!?