I use workplace food-socialization events as shitlording opportunities on the regular. Nothing like slowly, carefully eating a donut or huge plate of food in front of the salty middle-aged hams with the tiny handful of human-sized people in the company. I can actually feel the jealousy from the looks they give me as they reach for their metformin. If I have to work with hams I'm going to get my enjoyment out of it.