Everyday Shitlording - What YOU can do This post is inspired by 'How do you react to fat people when you see them?' posted by asdfqwerty, and a video I saw on Fattit of a girl who was super shocked and surprised by any little thing (sorry i can't find the video, I'm lame). This gave me an idea. I am 5ft 5 (165 cm) and slim. Although I am not the smallest person, in comparison with an average obeast, I am pretty small. On Saturday, I went clothes shopping, and every time I would look up, turn around a corner or nearly (on purpose) bump into a ham, I would audibly gasp. I would act like I was genuinely so surprised to see someone of their size, like I had never seen someone so big before.  I paired this with staring. I would stare at the most protruding part of a hams body (gut, muffin top, thighs, ass) and have a face on like I just smelled someone fart. Like a dead pan flinch. I'd make sure my eyes and eyebrow had that concerned look going on where your forehead wrinkles, like I was afraid if the body part looked back at me it would swallow me.  Honestly, I was looking for a black pair of skinnies. Something that would usually take me 5 minutes to get in and out of a shop. But I spent hours delightfully shit-lording all the fatties that had waddled into town hoping to find a big enough tarp with a pattern on it. I seriously had the best time, I am just sad I have no-one to share this with face-to-face.  So this is my low-impact shit-lord suggestion for you all to use as you will.  As the post title suggests, I want to hear if theres anything you all do in your daily life to shitlord? Any advice, tips and suggestions would be fantastic so that other shit-lords can try them.