European shitlord meets a 1:1 circumference to height Hamerican 6 of us were driving some small truck to do a thing at a place as we're leaving there's a (presumably) American/British tourist standing there literally as wide as it was tall.  Long blonde hair so possibly a former female? Anyway long story short the windows were down and one of the dudes said (in our language) "Damn, what's she been eating?" We all stared and laughed as we drove by.  Thought of y'all.  That's all.