What is up with fatties and running shorts? I just got back from a really good run, and I made an observation.  I get that running shorts are very comfortable, but why do fatties seem to wear them all the time? Everywhere I went on my run I saw fat fucks wearing similar shorts to mine but I know fucking well that they aren't going to use them for the intended purpose. In a way, that made me feel even better as I zipped on past them, but it is kind of annoying. I just hate when people wear fitness clothing when they clearly aren't going to exercise period. What a fucking waste.