When you lose old friends to the beetus... There's this couple I've known for a long time, before they were together we were all friends. We did regular things like going out to bars, cooking dinner, going hiking, beach trips, etc.  Over the past 3 years or so I've started to really get into weightlifting and biking, going from being skinny fat to being skinny fit. They have both declined.  About 2 years ago they got married, and it was like they caught the beetus on their honeymoon, because suddenly both started avoiding anything with physical activity, and it was noticeable how the pounds started creeping on them, especially since dinner started turning into ordering pizza or getting fast food, and bar hopping was replaced with staying at one with as little movement as possible. Then 9 months or whatever ago, she got pregnant. I don't know what happened, but she was kind of mad at him for a while- maybe he fucked with her birth control, maybe it was an accident and he wouldn't let her get an abortion, whatever, but there was some fighting. I stayed out of it, and by the time I caught up with them again he was full on obese with a giant gut and her fatness was being hidden by pregnancy, although it was still obvious in her squished face and fat wrists.  And, of course, these new plump parents became instantly boring. Pizza night stopped being possible, even though food is all they probably talk about. They only have time for doing good adult things. Not really anything left of our friendship. I don't really talk to them anymore, but seeing ham mama put up a pic of their newborn on Facebook with her sausage fingers in the photo cracked me up, and so did the pic of the new daddy with their kid, now that he basically has no chin anymore (I think she has 3). Once it was born she quit her job and just posts shit about being a mom. They both found Jesus too... so occasionally I get the offensive anti gay stuff on facebook, even though they met and were friends with some of my ex partners. I just really hate how these people used to be awesome to hang out with, and then they suddenly got fat and generally miserable. I still remember taking road trips to go hiking with them, when they were both normal sized, and now a single one would ruin my suspension.  Fats really do ruin everything