Shitlording a fat coworker (Background) https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/comments/488645 So I thought of a great way to shitlord this coworker...  Everytime he fucks up, I make him run two laps around the restaurant. I can only do it if my favourite manager, an absolute shitlord, is working, but when he is, I've decided to literally say: "Hey, fatty. Laps. Now." He wouldn't do it at first but once my shitlord manager backed me up, he started doing it, and it's the funniest thing ever.