ancient ass  A newly discovered work by H.P. Lovecraft was found last week.  The book, titled "Beyond the Valley of the Ancient Ass", is about the looming threat of the return of an elder god the size of a planet with an insatiable hunger who threatens to devour all of humanity.  The elder god is described as casting a shadow that is "hot and dank, choking the air with a moist stench foul beyond human understanding, driving some to such madness that they could do nought but seek only after the sweet release of death".