Quick dose of justice porn for you guys Gotta keep this one short and sweet since I'm late for something. So in my apartment complex, parking can be kind of an issue.  By that I simply mean that sometimes you don't get to park right in front of where you live, but instead must settle for a spot up to 80 feet or so away.  Totally not a big deal for a human being, but there's this one lazy fat bitch who decides she shouldn't be subjected to that and instead parks her fucking car in the middle of the lot on one end, forcing everybody who actually has a job to awkwardly back out and drive around each other in the mornings. Last week I called the towing company with a tip, and not 20 minutes later I'm back from walking my dog and her car is already being loaded up.  Felt fucking amazing, but not nearly as amazing as when it fucking happened again this morning.  How pathetically stupid and lazy do you have to be to not learn the first time something like that happens?  Trust me, I've seen her car, her clothing, and her porch - she can't afford it for much longer.