Fat movers should be banned I found out two days ago that I have to move today (about a week earlier than originally planned) so I scrambled to find movers who'd be available on such short notice. I found one and they gave me the hourly rate for two people and a truck. Reasonable price and time estimate. However, they show up today with two humans and a fuckin whale. This bitch has carried out maybe two boxes (sweating like the hog it is) while the humans have done all the furniture and most of the other boxes. The lardbucket keeps rolling its eyes at everything, acting like doing what I am paying it to do is an inconvenience to its day. It's slowing down the humans and I'm sitting here while the time estimate creeps up with every wheezing breath. Sorry for the jumbled rant, but why the fuck would you employ 300 lb movers at your company?? I'm so pissed. (To be fair: the dispatcher did promise two people and there are only two people out of the three life forms they sent)