Most glorious day at the office - biometric screenings! I love this day.  Our employer contributes money to our health care accounts for participation.  Hams either lose out on money,  or they have to sit down and be told how their BMI, cholesterol, blood pressure,  etc. are negatively impacting their health.   I wish everyone could experience seeing the looks on these whales faces as they get evaluated and slapped in the face with the truth stick.  They all look like they are at a funeral and sweat like whores in church.  If you see me,  I'm the one soaking it all in with a giant shitlord grin on my face.  I just wish it happened weekly instead of annually.