TIL I am a shitlord So I was at the main airport for Okinawa, waiting in the line for the immigration/customs. When I was waiting to be called next, a family of 3 hams walked ahead of me, and just looked at the immigration officer. They totally ignored the 10-15 other people line, and when I politely said in English and Japanese to please wait in line, they shrugged and pretended they didn't understand my language. When the officer called next, the hamfather and the hamboy went for it. I jumped ahead, putting my foot down right in front of the hamboy, and using my arm to block the hamfather. That's when the subconscious shitlord inside of me spoke out... I wanted to say "I don't think so, buddy", but I ended up saying "I don't think so, tubby." So TIL deep down, I am a shitlord.