Ft. Campbell: The natural range of the dependapotamus.  They skulk the barracks looking for fresh buzzcuts and chevrons sans rockers that signal the naivety of a freshly minted PV1 or PV2. Understanding that their prey is inexperienced they lul them in with false dreams of off post housing and a home cooked meal every night on the table: By the time even the most seasoned of the PV2s realizes that he has been trapped, he has been raising Jodi's kids for 2 years: Oh how he should have known that after an 18 month deployment and no convalescent leave he should not have returned home to a brand new baby boy. But boots have a problem with math and thus Jodi, the magnificent specimen of a brown headed cowbird, ensures that his genes move into the future on the young privates dime.