Isn't is a sign that being cast as fat and desirable is so rare that it's news? Isn't it also a sign that the closest you will ever come to a romantic relationship is an acting role in a forgettable movie?  Quoted. For. Emphasis.  Also, if I haven't said it in a while, I'll say it now, I've always enjoyed the way you pick this shit apart. Edit: spelling. I seriously misspelled "if." Wtf, I hate my phone.