A brief story of hammitude I was about ready to leave work for the day yesterday when I overheard two co-workers talking. The fat one mentioned that it was going to try "a healthy snack". Of course, fattie talking about snacking. The other person congratulated her.  Then, to my expected disappointment she adds, "But if that's not enough I'm going to eat the unhealthy snack." This is why you're round! Instead of eating no snacks, or just a healthy snack, you eat TWO snacks. WTF? It even tried to say it was trying to lose weight while in the same...ok, second breath, revealed the plan to sabotage the goal for itself. How can you even rationalize that behavior?! You don't lose weight by fucking eating more.