"You are what you eat... The food you put into your body works its way through your organs and bloodstream and is actually part of who you are. So every time you put crap in your body, you are crap." If you guys aren't aware of Rory Freedman, you should be... she is the shitlord the diet industry desperately needs. Other choice quotes: So your junk food has a shelf life of twenty-two years and will probably outlive your fat, sorry ass. Milk = fat. Butter = fat. Cheese = fat. People who think these products can be low fat or fat free = fucking morons. Perhaps you have a lumpy ass because you are preserving your fat cells with diet soda.