My mom shitlorded before me too. She was in the army in the 80s and was a personal trainer for a while afterwards.    I recently went to visit her at work for a lunch date. I first made use of the gym in her building (when in Rome),  and while I chatted with her in the office area, I made a comment along the lines of, "you can't outrun your fork". Her receptionist just looked up at me and said, "Wow, you really are your mother's son!"