Hams coming out of the woodwork like cockroaches (rant) I live in Phoenix AZ and the weather is amazing right now.  In the summer you rarely see whales outside because they hide from the sun like vampires.  Now that the temperature has dropped, all the lazy fatass whales at my office will take breaks and waddle laps around the building at like 2 miles per hour.  I know that they all think that this is great exercise and that they are so healthy with their rotund bodies.  I also know that they hit the break room and gobble up all the beetus from the vending machines to replenish themselves after their exhaustive efforts.  The ridiculousness of it just cracks me up.  These deluded whales really think this amount of exercise is going to compensate for their sedentary lifestyles and consistent overeating.  I'm sure they all think if they had better genetics this exercise would have them shredded from head to toe.  I never see any fit people walking laps.  My fellow shitlords/ladies all dedicate time to exercise outside of our work hours so when we are at the office we do our fucking jobs.  I just wish these stupid fat fucks would quit the charade and either do something real to really be healthy or quit pretending they give a shit.  They aren't fooling anyone with their bullshit little walks that will stop as soon as the Fahrenheit rises back up over 80 degrees.  Lazy shits!