my fat boss makes me hate browse fph My boss is a fat piece of shit. Just an obese, sweating, alcoholic, CPAP-wearing, greasy, slimy ham with a trust fund.  I'm only stuck here for a few more months because it's basically an apprenticeship, I'll be fully qualified soon, and it pays incredibly well.  The guy says he doesn't understand why he is so overweight because he goes to the gym (he has a membership to hamplanet fatness and goes there once a week) and cooks for himself (he has a membership to a meal delivery service and I regularly run errands to his house for him where the meal boxes are rotting on the countertops while his fridge is absolutely bursting--to the point that it won't close--with old takeaway.  It reeks.  Last time I opened it there was an open box of fucking shrimp on top of leftover mountain and open on the counter was an empty large pizza box and a box of wings and THREE empty large containers of blue cheese).  He's lazy with clients, only comes in when it's an absolute emergency and even though I try to get ahead of every situation he won't let me take care of anything until it's about to boil over. Nothing--and I mean nothing--is ever his fault. He has multiple pets, all of whom are severely overweight and I feel so bad for them because they're so sweet. They shit all over the place and it never gets cleaned up.  He's never fixed anything in his life, has no life skills, only knows how to throw money at problems but expects things like two days worth of labor from two reputable white contractors to cost $400, despite the fact that he thinks nothing of dropping $1000 a week on restaurants, bars, taxis and box seats. When I finally quit, I do intend to tell him that he could fix literally--literally--all of his problems by quitting alcohol and not eating out anymore. He'd drop 200 pounds in a year. Every time we eat together I make a point of ordering a lean protein and vegetables only and if he asks what I did over the weekend I talk about yard work and working out. Anyway, just wanted to have a rant because every time he really pisses me off, I spend half an hour browsing FPH and an extra half an hour in the gym. Does anyone else have any good infinifat boss or coworker venting they need to get off their chests so they aren't asphyxiated?