Church's Chicken in Hawaii My husband and I stopped for some Church's at the mall. I was intrigued by the pickled jalapeños, and while I was mulling over my choices, the two women in front of us ordered. Two massive, massive 400lb women.  My husband is very fit and he is also just an all around friendly guy. He would never be rude or try to embarrass people. That's just not him. So, when I heard him exclaim, "A 16 piece?! Hooooly shit!" It really caught me by surprise. One of these women ordered a 16pc meal. Didn't catch the other one's order.  At first I was hopeful that this was something they were going to take home, but alas, no. I watched this woman eat 16 fucking pieces of church's chicken. The other one got a plate from a nearby Chinese place to eat while she waited for her chicken order! Then she ate her box of chicken.    We left the food court and got some Gelato, and after we sat down to eat it, we saw one of the giant women go to this cookie place that sells giant fresh baked cookies, and order a big bag of them.  Come the fuck on, man. Where is your fucking dignity? How is it even fucking possible to fit that much shit in your face? That was my first trip to a church's chicken, and it will also be my last.    I'd rate the picked jalapeños a 4 on a 1-10.