Stairs vs escalators at WDW Like I've said before, we are in Disney for the week. All in all, child and I have been having a blast. Today was Epcot, which is more adult-centric but still enjoyable.  Yesterday was Magic Kingdom, and the first time I've heard him outwardly be mean to a fat. We ended up detouring at Contemporary for one reason or another... The monorail is on a higher floor and the options were stairs or escalators. He takes one look and smiles that "let's race" smile, and we were off.  When we got to the top, there was a rotund creature at the top with its hamily. Child pretends to pant and dramatically raises his hands in victory. Piggie looks at him, looks at me and says to him "maybe you shouldn't be too active, you don't want to hurt your mom!" Ummmmm wut? Child looks at me and then looks at ham and says "if stairs hurt you, maybe all restaurants should be on higher floors!" And takes off. Ham glares at me and I call to child. He turns around and I yell "race ya" as I take off. Guess hammy thought I was going to discipline my kid! Tough break fatty.  Tonight we went out to eat, and my maternal planet got the dining plan for all of us. Those unaware, every meal comes with a dessert. Tonight he looked at the dessert menu and decided that he wasn't hungry enough to eat. Mom pushed, reading off the menu for him. In a sweet but decided tone, he just says "I can read the menu. I just can read my stomach and it says full". I was so proud of him! We got to walk around while everyone else finished their desserts.