Fatties and their obsession with salads and diet sodas This happened a couple years ago at a local warehouse supermarket with a fast-food joint past the cash registers. Deciding I wanted a soda after some grocery shopping, I'd fallen in line behind these three female lard beasts who each must have been 5'4 at the most and each weighed 250lbs at the least. Fine, whatever. Everyone can treat themselves to a snack every now and then. They were in line salivating over the menu and already talking about what they wanted to eat, "oh, I'll have a burger," "I want a soda," "I want a taco and burrito," ad infinitum and couldn't wait to sink their pudgy little meathooks into the fast food being prepped behind the counter. The hunger was palpable in the air and I was scared they would trample the people in front of them in a lard stampede to get to the register if they had to wait another minute to place an order. I shit you not, when it came for them to order, each of them had a large cheese burger, several slices of large pizzas, chicken burritos, beef wraps, churros with chocolate dip and ice cream sundaes. Their trays (each ham beast had a food tray brimming with food all on their own) were stacked full of greasy fast-food enough to feed a family of five for a day three square meals plus desert. "Oh, we'll each have a salad and diet coke." To top it all off, they waddled over to an adjacent ice cream stand and ordered ice cream sandwiches and milkshakes to wash down all the food they were just about to gorge on. So much for "guhnetiks" and "muh condishuns." Fatties are disgusting.