The Shitlord Code "HAES is a lie, there is only Shitlording. Through Shitlording, we gain weight loss. Through weight loss, we gain fitness. Through Fitness, we gain health. Through Health, our chains are broken. Shitlording shall set us free."   Learn it, repeat it, and spread it my fellow Shitlords and Shitladies (adopted from the Sith Code)