Boss' fat daughter mooned me at work I started a new job last week. I am 1 of 5 non-hams in a building of 35 employees. I am surrounded by adipose at every turn. But the obeast I need to tell you about is the boss' daughter. She's 250 easy, probably more. Her fat distribution gives her this lovely ball-on-legs shape. I can't tell you much because I work in the warehouse and she's in the front office. And thank god. Because I can't stand to look at that heap of garbage, just imagine what it sounds like... But I can tell you that she wears the SHORTEST. FUCKING. DRESSES. I mean, dresses that would be too short for a shitlord in an office environment. (The fupa is doing all the work there; those would be knee-length on any human.) And they're these full, flowing dresses so every time she turns a corner, she covers her ass with her hoof. Like, she's fully aware she's come to work half-naked, and still can't be bothered to PUT SOME GOD DAMN PANTS ON. My first day, I pulled into the lot and checked my phone before heading in. I turned to get out of my car, AND ALL I CAN SEE IS A GIANT PALE ASS. She was taking some shit out of her passenger seat (most likely food) and barely bending over, but the dress was so short that you could unfortunately see everything. That fucking heifer exposed herself to me in the parking lot on my first day. She sits on her fat fucking ass in the heat and A/C scrolling through Facebook, and I'm in the freezing/sweltering warehouse working with machines that'll take your fingers off. For less pay. I'm currently looking for a new job.