[Field Report] Doughnut fatty and the shitlording general. This is long and has a lot of build up, but it was kind of a whole day thing. Yesterday I was sitting, waiting for class to start, when one of the rare obeast on my campus walks in with a dozen krispy kream donuts. My naive shitlord mind thinks, "oh, she must have a group meeting, and bought donuts for everyone." Then she takes one out of the box, naive shitlord mind "guess she going to eat her doughnut before she gets there." At this point her ham bro walks in and sees the doughnuts, seeing his lust for those mounds of beetius in his eyes she says "these are my doughnuts, it's Friday". What? An entire box of doughnuts is your end of the week treat? I have no idea how to even start to estimated how many calories that is. Anyway, by the end of a one hour class and 5 doughnuts downs, I leave with the consolation that I won't have to see anything like that till next week. Later that day I have to go to a team building workshop that a lot of campus departments have to attend. It's bullshit but whatever, I'm getting paid $12.50 and hour to play games and listen to people speak. Guess who come waddling in and sits a couple rows down, Fatty Mcbettuisfeet.  When the first presenter comes up he seems really impressive. Nice trim older black dude, fit as fuck.  Apparently he's some kind of general in the army corps of engineers, something about multiple patents, and now he's the head of the Campus Rec facility and teaches calc. Well he get's started on his speech, talking about Teamwork, being goal driven, "synergy", the normal motivational fodder. But then he says something that makes every one sit up. "I see a lot of you look like you visit my Gym, and if you don't, there's something you can do about it." Even the guy next to me that was swole as fuck said: "Isn't that fat shamming?" Immediately I look over to beetuis feet, she is staring fucking daggers at this guy. And I can see why. This guy is a successful minority that overcame real oppression and he's in a college safe space talking about touchy feelys, and then BAM. This fat shamming was like a guy popping out of your fridge and giving you a left hook when you thought you were home alone, out of fucking nowhere. I hope that fatty takes this to heart and starts working on her weekly doughnut binge, but we all know what's going to happen. She's going to complain, this guy is to high up and is untouchable. So she's going to blog about how this privileged male shitlord shammed her and the patriarchy protected him.