My Awesome Shitlady and Shitlord Profs So we were talking about the trolley problem in Philo class. There's a situation where you could push a fat guy off the bridge to save the lives of five people.  After some discussions about the moral implications behind it, my Shitlord Prof said "I don't think I'm gonna push the fat guy off just because I don't want to touch the fat. Ew, just think about touching this jello-like creature!". Then he made a sound effect like popping a ballon or something. The my shitlady Prof (we have two profs in this class) added brilliantly, "You know if you push him off you will be bettering our gene pool. It's a great choice!" Ah how I love my class.