Last summer I was at the store and while I was checking out, the two porkers working the registers started talking about getting ice cream later. I hear one say "You probably don't even eat ice cream". It took me a minute to realize they were talking to me. I said that I do eat ice cream, more often than I should, but I work it into my calorie goal for the day and I spend 2+ hours per day at the gym 4-5 days a week.  Dead silence from the hams.