I accidentally ran into a fatty (by German standards) who stepped into the bike lane with no warning. Even though I wasn't going quickly, was able to break and didn't crash that hard - it still hurt my bike and I more than them. Bike went down, I was pretty much okay, but they were just standing there like a big barricade of fat. Of course, despite being able to use their mouth to eat, they couldn't be bothered to apologize... Like shit woman; in German it's only two extra syllables. You could even count it as a workout.