And, of course, it doesn't occur to either blobs that they should lose some fucking weight so they can buy normal-sized, human clothes? Even my fat sister asked me if it was easier for me to shop for clothes since I'm a US 4/6, so of course if fucking is! I swear these fats live in their own fat-filled bubble where no helpful sound can penetrate...And bull fucking shit to the whole "I'm not as big as most guys" line, I'm sick of it all!