I fucking love old people Hey all, I'm having a few drinks right now waiting for some mates to come head to the bars with me, so I thought I'd share a little story with you. So for backstory, I'm attending my last year of university right now, and last year I worked for the university as a personal trainer/fitness instructor for some extra cash. Going into working there, I naively thought that most of my clients would be good looking girls looking to stay in shape. Long story short, I was wrong and most of my clients were hamplanet college girls (if you can even call them girls) that looked like they'd rather eat the weights than actually lift them. It was really frusturating because I had to rcreate some fucking sad programs for these butter barrels. To put into perspective, most of these "people" couldn't even do ONE push-up FROM THEIR KNEES. Fast forward a year, I finally quit at the university and started doing PT for the YMCA in town and a few other local gyms (university pays its employees shit), but mostly the YMCA. My clients at the Y are mostly 50 and above with most of them being retired, but holy shit guys, these old people are the fucking bomb. All of them are fit as hell, most of them want their sessions done before 8am (my days start at 4am so I can meet my first client at 4:30 at the Y, most beetuses cant be bothered to move until after they've eaten second dinner) and they all just shit all over young fat people. I'm having these retired 50 and 60 year olds lift weights, do a fuck ton of cardio, and even kickbox a little. Which is pretty sad considering that I was lucky if most my university clients showed up for even HALF of their sessions ("I have to go home cuz of ma thyroid condishun"). And my retired clients are such shitlords too, talking about how spoiled and gross these new mash potatoe millennials are. Just wanted to let you guys know that next time you see a fit older person, they would totally be on here shitlording fats if they knew how to use the Internet. Edit: Apologies to anyone that is 50 and over and read this. I've always assumed everyone on the internet is a 13-25 year old guy. Edit: I get it, was drunk and misspelled potato. I'm not changing it fuck off.