No wonder these things are so grossly obese. How much do they bloody eat?  I'd say the answer would surprise you, but it wouldn't. You'll never hear it from their unhinged maw though, they are notorious for lying about their caloric intake. They love to claim they "hardly eat anything", yet they magically continue to gain weight. Right. Cause that's how this works. Yet when you see shows like my 600lb life where they end up in the hospital, eating a controlled diet, somehow they start losing weight... imagine that! So either they're a.) lying b.) never learned to count c.) retarded or d.) all of the above I'm gonna go with d.) all of the above, for 500, Alex.