You want to visit me to fat shame a piggy? :D I'd be down with that! Always nice to have real humans around. Especially ones that know how to put piggies back in their pens.  I wish I was able to do running right now (knee op means that's a long time away but hey! At least I can move around! And still have my clothes fit me nicely, I'm fortunate!) I have been doing a lot of russian twists and hip thrusts. I might casually bring up how easy it is to keep oneself fit, despite having major surgery, and just act all surprised and excited by having 'just discovered' how easy it is to keep oneself fit no matter what. If I play the innocent naive little girl card she can't say shit,. Afterall, she's always remarking that I look like a little girl, might as well use it to my advantage!  Definitely going to mention BF % too. This ham carries about 80% of her fat around her gut. Seriously, she is a death fat, she 'spills' over furniture whenever she sits down. It's abhorrent. I can't even come up with a comparison to other animals, nothing similar to her could ever survive independently. Nature, red in tooth and claw, would ensure something like that died very quickly.