Return of the smallfat gym employee. I told an anecdote about this individual here: https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate/comments/549457 She came into the gym in workout clothes tonight while I was on the elliptical. Given the last "workout" I saw her perform, I was curious what she would do this time. She talked with her colleague at the counter for about 25 minutes. Then she talked with another colleague in an office for about 15 minutes. After I left the shower and walked out, she was at the counter chatting with yet another employee. She had been in the place for almost an hour by the time I left and hadn't even done the slight amount of "exercise" she had done last time. "Today I went to the gym for 90 minutes, what a workout!" --  her Facebook, probably.