Satus Report: The Midwest Indiana 8:42 PM Apparently the locals subsist on a diet of buttered corn, cotton candy, and cotton candied buttered corn.  I haven't traveled to the interior of the country in awhile, so I've been taken aback by the size of the people. The chicks are the worst, though. I can't tell you how many rather large young women I've seen here.  Actually, yes I can. All of them.