"I wuv...handwave...my bawdy!" Cue a cacophony of feigned pleasure from the crowd of drooling, barely conscious, and miserable misshapen sacks of partially decayed flesh barely containing their contents, fueled by a excursion-driven preemptive massive infusion of high fructose corn syrup and partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, and propped up by a invisible iron maiden of antidepressants, anorexiants, blood thinners, chelated thyroid, CNS stimulants, insulin, anticoagulants, pain killers, acid blockers, antifungals, and marijuana.