Hurricane Ham The storm closing in on America's penis is causing a flock of hams to man their armada of fat scooters and take to the stores for "supplies." There are plenty of canned goods available but one area that is barren as the ovaries of a blue hair eat beast is the aisle with all the sweets. Little Debbie is counting her money with her chocolate covered fat fingers. The fulfilling part will be whenever these lard lumps cannot access their 12,000 calorie McBeetus snacks to prevent starvation mode.