Fat lecturer is unbearable to listen to Long time lurker etc etc. let's get to it.  At Uni I rarely go to lectures as I prefer to listen to them at home in a onesie and on double speed to get them over and done with but today is the first time I've struggled to get through a whole lecture. The usual lecturer was off this week and so the obeast who is usually my tutor (worst I've had in 4 years but that's another story) took the lecture. I can barely stand listening to him because he's PANTING the whole way through. Half way through sentences and he's GASPING FOR AIR!  (Very similar to our old friend Trigglypuff) How can a person go through life being ok with not being able to even stand and talk for a couple of hours without being physically exhausted.  And in typical obeast fashion, the first 20 minutes of the 'lecture' were photos of himself and him trying (emphasis on trying) to be funny. It was just sad.