The ones that I hate are the ones that get in on the whole "I have to drink because I'm a MOM! hehehe." Because substance abuse is funny in general and especially hysterical when you're claiming your children drive you to do it! I mean, I'm pretty new to having a child but the idea of being inebriated around her scares the living crap out of me. I have friends who grew up with mothers who used, and not one of them remembers it well. And yeah, most of them are fat. Because they seem not to get that booze contains calories.