More stories from an Uber driver. I arrive at the address to pick up the passenger. As I pull in between 2 buildings I start praying that they are going to come out of the office building and not the Arby's.  I park closer to the office building just in case it was a garbage disposal coming from Arby's, they would have to walk further. As I stare nervously into the rear view mirror a 300+ pound 5'4'' hobbit comes waddling out of the Arby's with 2 bags of food. I start saying "No, no no." and contemplate just cancelling and leaving. It came straight to my car and told me it was going downtown. I knew it was going to be at least a 30 minute ride, which is good for money so I hope for the best. It gets in the front seat, moves the seat all the way back and does some interesting aerobics trying to reach for the seat belt. As it is doing this, its fupa decides it doesn't want to hold the food anymore and throws a bag on the floor.  I have never seen a fat move so fast, she bent down as far as she could and starting going after all of the curly fries that spilled out instantly devouring them. Now, I vacuum my car out every day before I start Ubering, but there were at least 4 people sitting there where she was before her that day. So there was obvious dirt, I guess the 5 second rule really does apply to them. I get a request to pick someone up at a shopping center, I go there and wait about 3 minutes...nobody. I send a text message saying I'm right where they dropped the pin. They respond saying they are at a hotel around the corner. The message they sent had so many typos and random letters thrown all over so I became worried, never know what kind of person this might be. They send another message saying they are on the sidewalk in front of the hotel, so I decided to drive by and scope them out. This is what I saw. I immediately went back to the spot where they dropped the pin, waited a good 5 minutes and cancelled as a no show. Last night I picked up a lady from the airport who was complaining about having to sit next to a "morbidly obese man" on the plane who was hitting on her. She went off! I referred her to FPH, she sounded interested. Hi "Jen" if you read this. I am still working on getting a good 2 channel dash cam for footage of my adventures.