It only feels oppressed because it wants to wear expensive workout clothes like it sees on TV while shoving Hot Pockets in its gaping maw.  FFS, put on some baggy sweats and a t-shirt and go to the fucking gym.  I've worked out in gyms all my life and I don't wear expensive workout gear.  Just regular sweats or shorts and an Under Armor tee usually.  Excuses, excuses.  It's all these fats do.