I Was Forced to Socialize With  A Fat "Transgender Couple' I've never had to socialize with the morbidly obese, but it happened last night. Huge Goth whale who kept talking about how she was Satanic with her mega fat transgender zit-faced boyfriend dressed in JC Penny jeans by her side. My friend and I went to a friend's house to watch a movie and it turns out the whales are beached there because one of them is my friend's wife's sister (now brother after recent surgery, hormones, etc) and they needed a place to stay for a while.  HORRIFYING.  I could barely keep it together. Hate-filled. Suffocating. Could not get pictures out of my head of this gender bending fat couple having sex. Wiping each other's asses. Being politically correct and practicing acceptance together. Was disgusted by their talk of health food. "I love the Vegan burritos."  “I love salads.” Two pizzas arrived and as everybody dug in (I didn't) Fat Goth put on airs of restraint by only having a single slice. Her trans boyfriend only had three slices and when asked if they both would like more, they declined... You know they were waiting to feed until everybody was gone.  I wanted to verbally harpoon them, but I couldn't do it, of course. I had to be polite as I was a guest. They were extra-nice, obviously trying to draw attention to a 'nice personality' instead of their massive bodies. The fucking floors creaked the few times they moved. They were 'the elephants in the room' literally and figuratively and nobody could say anything about how disgusting their obesity was, but you could feel that everybody (all my friends are thin) wanted to scream at them.