Bitch-rant about having a ham shadow you. Shitlads and shitlasses, a story for you, or a rant about a chubby chub.  So I like to volunteer my time at a hospital, and basically, we transport patients and charts from point A to B in the hospital. I like it because I am often on my feet a lot and the hospital has a salad bar in the cafe. Anyway, I've been there a few years, and I often show new volunteers how things are to be done.  So in short, I go on lunch with this just barely overweight girl that was shadowing me for the day, as appointed by my supervisor. Fine.  So, she comments on my lunch, which is just a water and some things from the salad bar. "That's your lunch? No wonder why your so skinny."  Bish, shut the fuck up. Vegies are delicious.  Anyway, what really annoyed me is her attitude. In the hospital, you learn quickly that the elevators take FOREVER, and if you are only going up or down one or two floors, (the whole hospital's main building is seven floors) you take the stairs. She comments with "Wow, you take the stairs a lot." I explained to her that's what you do if you're only going from one floor to the next, and she responds with "That's what the elevators are for." Finally, what really annoyed me the most was her comments about me walking way too fast. Keep in mind, on a normal basis, everyone tells me I walk slow, and I do. But when I'm volunteering, I have to get shit done, and I notice that if I slow down my feet start to hurt.  So she would actually lag behind me. This isn't a job where you sit down a lot. You are constantly on your feet and walking like you broke your ankle isn't going to help.  She also wasn't the brightest of characters. She had a very bland character, and at one point she asked if we were going to take the stairs, when I had a wheelchair. A wheelchair, people.  Also, have stories about wheeling fatties around if ya'll want to hear those. Wheelchairs v Stairs. Stairs wins.