Fat hate is portrayed in the media as being backwards, old-world thinking... This is not true. (originally posted in fphdiscussion) Every time an instance of shitlording pops up in the media (like project harpoon), the hams and ham defenders insinuate that this is an outdated mindset, that modern forward thinking people have dropped fat discrimination. There are two kinds of shitlording: the actual old-world style, of the "eat your vegetables, work before play" variety that your grandparents probably still employ, and the new kind, our kind, which I would argue is in direct response to the idiotic increasing acceptance of fats in the age of hashtag activism. The hammy SJWs aren't aware of this new kind. They assume that any fat hate they encounter is of the old-world variety, just backwards thinking people that haven't been "enlightened" into the world of fat acceptance yet... They couldn't be further from the truth. We are the new shitlords and shitladies, and their whining about fat acceptance is exactly what fuels our fire. I would argue it is we that are actually more progressive than them, as we have the interests of human health and longevity in mind, not the meaningless fee-fees of a few -- or a ton... (hehe) of spoiled individuals. We are also interested in resource conservation, only consuming what you need, and putting on blast those individuals who abuse the unbalanced and undeserved abundance given to them by their predecessors in the first world. In short, fuck fat people. Not because I'm a crotchety old grandpa with outdated views, but precisely because I am progressive and forward-thinking. Be fat, or be part of a sustainable future. Pick one.