You have no idea the shit he eats.  Donuts 2x a week- the shitty cream-filled ones.   Pancakes 1x a week  Cinnamon rolls (from a tube) 2x a week Lunch is normally McD/hot dogs/kebalsa  Dinner is out to eat 6x a week- Italian mostly he goes through a quarter sheet of cake a week, by himself.  if it wasn't for the biking, I think he would be dead.