Don't forget the shitty, half-assed tattoos.  Serious question: Why are omnibuses tattoos always so horrendous? Is it because they have no money left over after constantly stuffing their faces? Or is it because their skin is horrible and grease laden from their diet? I've yet to see a fat, even a celebrity fat, with good ink. It's all stupid generic shit that looks like a fifth grader tatted it. Bad designs and even worse form..I don't get it?