Hammies diet:  Breakfast:  Milk in cereal, milk in coffee, yogurt. Bagel with cream cheese Brunch snack:  granola bar covered in chocolate, doritios. Lunch:  3 slices of extra cheese pizza. Salad drenched in milk based dressing. Sandwich with cheese and extra mayo. I feel gross typing all this out. You can imagine what dinner, dessert, second dessert, and before bed meals are like.