Half way back to FL and my head is ready to explode. Rant I know the south has the lead for fat fucks in the US, but "got damn son" I was not ready for what I have seen for the last two days driving deeper and deeper into the south via ArKansas. (It's a Ar put of the front of Kansas how the fuck does that change the sound of Kansas?) I lost count of how many mini errr whale vans that have gone by me with the passengers gut touching the fucking dash. "Are you fucking kidding me?" I have said to myself over 100 times. The wife is following me with the second car and we stopped calling in fat ass reports and she just flashed her lights to signal, "here come another land whale" .  And dont even get me started on the utter disregard for basic traffic rules. Apparently it is normal for a shit bag in the south to squeeze into a car space in-front of you without even using a blinker.   And that merge sign that has been posted in paint on the road and signs does not warrant attention until they run off the road.  Then again if you can't read or spell how the hell can you understand a road sign with big words.  Maa ma err ah, marige..  morag errr ah fuck keeper straight skeeter FTW!! DL;DR The south is full of Fat Stupid Fucks