Since femayos like writing poems about hOW AWEsOmE ObEasTry is, I've decided to fight fire with fire. I've noticed that a lot of fatties like writing shitty poetry about loVInG TheIr tUmMiEs and the like. So I decided to make a shite poem about lardassery and the decline of society for parody's sake. Enjoy Abuse of the form, hidden in lie.  Liar liar, fool them you try. Shook hands with the scythe for a fleeting, sweet taste Care not of precious resource you waste For if one is man, he controls animal urge For if he does not,  beast and mind merge Sinful, the label reads. Sinful Committing mortal sin, ah yes, the new casual Depravity now buy one, get one free Hey! It's half price for an amputee Deformation is beautiful, two plus two equals five The circus now svelte, society a sugar hive Humanity, you hold it dear? Oh so sweet? Yet you traded it in for one more treat? Transform to a monster of one's own free will? Then abandon us to bear the ill But you're a happy creature! So joyous one could fly! Liar Liar Fool them you try I'm tempted to post this on Tubby-ler and see how long it takes for one of them to realize it is anti fat and start reeeing at me. (Plus, all the mayos that will repost thinking that it's bOdY pOsiTive).