UPDATE: A Fat Just Purposely Broke My New Ipod I’m back FPH, with my promised update.  You can see the original post here. I haven’t been feeling well for a few days so this update is pretty late, as most of this was resolved between Saturday and Monday.  On Saturday, the police caught up with the porker who broke my iPod after reviewing CCTV footage (btw, to all those who asked, I do not have the CCTV footage nor can I post pictures for legal reasons…maybe someday!).  She was arrested but posted bail.  It turns out she has a few other minor offenses for domestic abuse and drugs.  Anyway, somehow the mother of this thing (who also looks exactly how you’d suspect) found out my information and contacted me to drop the charges and said she’d pay me double for my iPod.  I was almost positive this was illegal, so I said no and called my lawyer again (who has been relaying everything back to me as everything goes through him).  He said I made the right choice, and now we’re just waiting on some court date.  Even if I don’t get my money back, I’m pretty sure I will get to see firsthand that this pig gets some of what she deserves.   I miss those sweet, sweet 32GBs, though. 