Beetus Beast REEEEEEEEEE'S at me on my phone at work. [NSFW] For anyone who works with insurance dealing with Medicare Part D, you may notice how common it is to see fatties in their 30s, 40s, and 50s talk about needing their beetus meds because they won't put down the fork. Well today, I got a pretty interesting and gross call. So I did my intro as usual at my call center jobs and this is what it tells me. It tells me it's at Costco trying to pick up its Toujeo and complains why the price went up. I told it it's in the donut hole stage of coverage and it REEEEEE'D how unfair life is because Obamacare forced it to have insurance and how it had to pay premiums and meds and whines how Costco and the government won't help it reduce the price on its beetus meds. Oh wait! That's not all! It said it's on a scootypuff with missing feet and how it's going blind from the beetus and talks about how it doesn't have enough money to eat it's favorite food which is you guessed it, Costco's food from the food court mainly because they're tasty and cheap to it. It even goes into graphic detail of how hard it is to shit on its toilet because it has to hop off from its scootypuff to the toilet to shit and how it has to use a stick with toilet paper to wipe it's ass. It then talks about how showering is a chore because of its missing feet and that we should pay for its meds. Haha fatty why should we pay for your beetus meds if you can't stop eating shit? And you blame Obama and us for your beetus pain? Oh please! It's totally not like that whole pizza and dozen hot dogs got you to this! Needless to say, it had no responsibility. It wants insurance and the government to pay for its beetus meds so it can have money to eat itself to death and rot on its scooter in public as fat spills out of their yeast infected wounds.