No chocolate, but there is maple syrup in the main pie mixture. The main pie is the most eclectic ingredient lists I've ever seen. The brown parts are crystalised brown sugar, I think. Of course you can't say anything. It's always "an accident." Never mind that it's practically inevitable. But as soon as you mention that they have no idea how huge their fat arse is, suddenly they become the victim and not the former owners of nice things. I have never broken anything in someone's house. It's easy when you're not almost the size of the house.