Fatties and Thirst They say starchy, fried, and/or salty foods cause thirst. Fatties consume lots of those. So what do they drink when they're thirsty? Some soda and beer. But what about water to help? Nah soda and beer because they taste better! Ironically enough, sugary drinks make them more thirsty and so does alcohol. So they drink more of those! This leads to dehydration, kidney stones, and excess urination. How do fatties not understand that drinking water and eating fruit would lessen their chances for thirst?! Just because they're "less tasty" doesn't mean they're bad! At some point in their bodies, they'll be screaming to fatties to drink water and eat fruit. Problem is when and at what point will they realize this?