Lardass at work I'm not saying where I work, but it's a small store. The job itself is kind of shitty, like most teenage jobs, but money is money. Anyway, one of the people I work with regularly is fucking massive. She's like 19 and probably 400 pounds. 400 fucking pounds. Anyway, she is horrible. She'll buy a 2 liter of soda, and drink the thing before the end of the night. Sometimes she'll get another! Not to mention snacking on the job regularly. Buying food and just stopping to eat it. A small mid-work snack fine, except hers are by no means small, and she does it ALL FUCKING NIGHT! Probably spends her entire check on food for all I know. Certainly doesn't spend it on clothes that fit her. She's slow as hell since she's so fucking fat, and I constantly hear her loud and obnoxious breathing. And lord, she stinks. Makes me fucking gag, I can barely handle it. The dumpster smells better than her. Also, she's a huge pain since she gets stuck! The closet where we store things like brooms and whatnot is certainly small, but far from hard to navigate for, y'know a NORMAL person. But she can't fit all the way in there, because she's such a fucking fatass! No one else has this problem! If I'm working with her and she needs to sweep, I have to stop what I'M doing and go grab it for her. She'll talk to one of our other coworkers and say she's trying to lose weight, but then a bit later, brag about how she's going to a buffet with her family for the 8,000th time this month. I can't stand dealing with her.