Three Breakfasts I work in an office full of hams. One of my coworkers is constantly eating fast food, sugary drinks, etc. I usually try not to pay too much attention to him, especially when he's eating, but this time I just couldn't ignore him. The guy shows up carrying so much shit that he has to have the door opened for him. In addition to his laptop bag, he's got a bag from Chik Fil A, a bag from Burger King, and a completely full grocery bag from the Maverick station. Inside the Chik Fil A bag and the Burger King bag are complete fast food breakfast meals, which he puts away in under ten minutes. The he opens the Maverick bag and pulls out two of those plastic covered trays with some nasty pre-made meals in them. One is a big order of biscuits and gravy, which he puts away in a couple of minutes, and the other is a egg and sausage skillet thing, which he offered me because he was finally "full" (bursting?). I hadn't had breakfast yet, so I accepted the egg and sausage thing, which I ate about 1/4 of before being completely satisfied, meaning I was full, not that I thought the rubbery eggs were any good. This guy is such a disgusting slob, and yes, he complains about how he can't lose weight, etc. The good thing is that at my workplace, we get away with murder, we can basically say anything we want without repercussions. Shitlording is my favorite way to pass the time when things get a little slow.