Yeah but on the bright side, the guy who jacks off the bulls would be making Scrooge McDuck money.  But she wasn't claiming bull semen was in it.  She was saying it has goat cum, which makes it even dumber in case you didn't know it was possible to get any more ridiculous.  She might as well have said it was duck jizz or wookie cum.  Fucking hell, that is some next level retardation.