When you're so fat, you can't wear your furry tail behind yourself... I've been waiting for this moment to happen and as you may or may not know, yes I am a furry. Yes I enjoy wearing furry ears and tails in public for fun and no its nothing sexual. But to be a furry in public, you can't be fat. How? Well, this is what happened. I was walking around in public in a mall with ears and tail on and suddenly, this 400 pounder stopped me to talk about how it likes my ears and tails and how it wished it could wear its tail behind itself but its so fat, she wears it on the SIDE OF ITS PANTS! So, our conversation went like this. (FF will be Fat Furry and SUPA FUPA which is me will be SF for the sake of simplicity through abbreviations.) FF: I like your orange fox ears and tails SF! SF: Thanks! I see you have a couple ball of furs on your purse. (Seriously, what the hell is it with fatties putting ball fur attachments on their purses to look cute for?) FF: Yeah. I have a little red raccoon furry tail that I sometimes put on my purse and other times, I wear it on the side of my pants because my butt is too big for me to wear it behind myself and it feels weird when I walk with the tail behind myself. SF: I like to wear my tail behind myself because its what furries do. FF: I like to get a big tail for me. Your tail looks big. SF: Oh its regular sized. Anyways, I gotta head home. Got homework to do! Yup! You heard that right! Being a furry requires to be fit and human! Sure furries are weird but the ones who look great with furry apparel are the human ones. And just remember this; thin privilege is being able to attach your furry tail behind yourself without assistance. Nothing more fun than subtly shitlording by going around in public with ears on head and tails on the back in a fat infested areas where they talk about having to wear their tails on their sides because their fat asses get in the way which prevents them from wearing their tails behind themselves.