"Oh, you're so brave!" Short tale from a visit to the grocery store. In the middle of a wide (and long as fuck) isle they've placed pallets loaded with huge bags of grains that each could feed a shitfamily for weeks. Pretty fantastic, if not for the fact that the item I needed was on the other side of the bag-wall. Luckily for me, one spot had been bought clean. A bit narrow perhaps, but nothing a shitperson can't deal with. I walk across the pallets, reach my goal and think nothing of it. Until I hear a "herm herm" behind me. I swear, it could have been Umbridge. Turning around I spot two rotund women (I think they were women) staring at me. Their whole width was not visible between the bags that were left.  "Ohh honey, can you give us a (idk what item it was) while you're there? I don't want to walk around the whole thing, tehee!" Ever gracious in public I reach for the item next to me while asking them why they don't just walk over like I did, it's not that hard? I mean, I even got my overstuffed shopping bags with me to the other side, surely they could too (tehee). The moons both look down on the pallet and giggle a bit. "Oh no, I wouldn't dare!" "Oh yeah, I wouldn't dare either. You're so brave for walking over! I'd be afraid of it breaking beneath me" "Yes, yes, they're so fragile those pallets! The wood is so thin and all.. Adults really can't walk across them!" At that I just had to take a look at the bags still lying on the pallets. The bags were around 30-50 lbs each (different grains, different sizes), and they were stacked to my shoulders. I figured my first thought of "daym you must be fat as fuck then" would get me thrown out, so I settled for a  "I guess if you weigh over 200 it'd be kinda risky to walk over", handed them the item they needed and walked off. I later spotted them in another isle and they quickly waddled away upon spotting me.