SHOWERTHOUGHT: Or whatever the fuck...How to disable scootypuffs? We need to pool our collective brainiacs and do some sciencing. After seeing that picture of the human scooty-pede, my head almost exploded. So I want everyone to start thinking about ways to temporarily disable scooty-puffs while the hamhocks are on them. That way they have to get off them and walk or better yet...they get stuck where they are. This also solves the problem of taking the scooty-puff from a truly disabled person.  Are there any engineering shitlords? We need to be more proactive in the fight against hams.