Rant about lazy, fat fucks reeeeeeing "Why am I not losing any weight!?" So, no shit, there I was, balls deep.... In chest day.  It was a great day, y'all.  Had the gym all to myself, got to blast some thrash metal on the PA, hit some PRs, a total Shitlord gymrat's wet dream.  I finish my workout, and go to the dining facility (At a military base) to get some protein of the avian variety.  I see a few of my buddies at the club (connected to the dining facility), having a beer after work.  I go over to say hi, while waiting for my food.  Then, it happens....  A small pod of sheham officers come sluggishly lumbering into the club.  Like wet cement slowly, lazily rolling and spreading across the floor.  But it gets worse, the horror, people.  They were all wearing, wait for it.... Prepare yourselves!  They were all wearing, tank tops, and (hmmf, gag*, stay strong)  yoga pants!  (insert sounds of vomit hitting a hardwood floor)  So the pod takes a seat at the bar, huffing and puffing and wheezing, sweaty, and acting as if they were just put through hours of some sadistic, intense physical torture.  Turns out, it was an evil assault on the human body and mind that only a few humans have lived through, AKA, the "5K".  I hear them bellowing about how it was the worst 30-40 minutes (Yeah, fuckers that wasn't a typo) of their lives.  And what do whales order after running a 5K?  Fried buffalo wings, double cheeseburgers, extra fries and beers all around, of course!  I get my meal and think "Fuck it, I'll stay here, eat and talk to my buds, this is going to be fun to watch, for sure..."  Now here comes the complain train.  I could have fucking played fatlogic bingo with this shit.  *  Oh, screw it, we ran today, we deserve this.  *  Do y'all have extra Ranch for this burger? *  I've been starving myself for two days and barely lost a pound.  *  This is so frustrating, we've been working out for 30 minutes, once a week and aren't getting any results.  **  Do you guys want to workout tomorrow?  No, hell with that, I'm sore.  *  This is too much work, you know I went to the gym three times last week, and I just hurt, didn't lose any weight or anything!  *  It's just insanity.  All I could think of is Yoda saying;  This is why you fail...