The Birth of a Shitlady [Warning: Profanity] My sister has crossed over in the most dramatic way possible. It was hilarious.  Slight backstory: she has always been hardheaded and one of those feminazi, tumbler mentality types. No she isn't fat but definitely had fat sympathy. Over the past few months she's been slowly seing the light on certain issues, but those stories are not for this sub. Today however, she stepped out of the fathate closet.  This all happened 20 minutes ago BTW.  So she's had a bad day today and wanted starbeetus. I drove because she offered to pay. We came to a stoplight and I admit, became a little distracted by the weather. It's Texas and good weather is hard to come buy. I'm then interrupted by a very angry honk. The light had turned green and I didn't react in the .0012 second time frame I'm apparently supposed to.  Next thing I know, my sister (S) is screaming at the driver who was in full view. It went like this:  S: OH MY GOD! THIS FAT BITCH.  S: fuck you, you fat ass! What's your damn rush! Sugars are low?!? (She has type 1 and I found this comment expecially funny)  Me: omg calm down before she realizes you are screaming at her.  S: WHAT?! She gunna fucking eat us?! Oh shit meowseph she gunna fucking gobble us up! OM NOM NOM MOTHER FUCKER I'm in tears by now and trying not to veer off the road.  She eventually stopped the profanity and went back to drinking her coffee, but not before flicking the fatty off and screaming at her to get off her high horse and jog a little.