friend's dad is a shitlord. last night I was hanging with my friends who have this roommate who is a real piece of shit, super entitled, always using their stuff and taking their food and bitching -- so they're kicking her out. So now she's bitching about having to move, even though she knew when she moved in that it was a temporary setup. Not only that, but she doesn't even have all that much to move... my friends have been letting her use bedroom furniture and even a TV of theirs. We've speculated it's inevitable that something will be broken, and a greasy film everywhere. Not only have they lent her everything, but the ham stood and watched them move all this furniture in for her, without lifting a finger to help. Of course, she's also bitching about "having to buy furniture now"... you know, like every other adult on the planet has had to do? She's only ever broke when it's convenient, and the rest of the time she's buying fancy kitchen shit she doesn't use and Lush bath bombs. She'll tell them, "we're out of dish soap," instead of just buying dish soap like a normal contributing member of the household. I've told them they're far too nice and generous with her, but that's just how they are. Anyway, so one of my friends was saying how his parents don't like the ham, because when he lived with her before and was moving his stuff out, she just stood there and watched them without offering to help (yet she's guilting them now for not offering to help her again.) His parents apparently asked him, "is your fat friend going to help or just stand there?" and when my friends bought a new couch, dad said, "better be careful about the whale sitting on it. It'll give." LOL Can't wait to watch this narcissistic bitch move out. They offered me her room (which no doubt really pissed her off) but I couldn't afford to break my lease, so it's just going to be a guest room! Haha. She should be well aware now that they're only kicking her out because she's a fat piece of shit, if they're willing to absorb the cost of her rent share. I told a story previously about a ham who ate 9 ECLAIRS in one sitting... this is the same one. I recommended my friends, be sure to watch her when she leaves, because she'll definitely try to steal some of their stuff. Preferably, sit there and sip celebratory champagne, not lifting a finger.