Shitlording works. IE: my Father My father is not a massive Obeast, but he does have a solid 20-30lbs to lose. He is full blooded Italian and loves all the pasta, sausages, Italian bread, other kind of fat things like that. When I was home I was ALWAYS shitlording telling him he has to cook properly and eat healthy foods, and those fat food very infrequently. Since I have moved half way across the country for a new job he hits me with his off the cuff somewhat sarcastic fatlogic: "I would rather die happy and eat what I want", "The gym is boring, I hate going there", "it's not like I'm obese or anything what's the big deal".I shitlord him for 3,000 miles away in ways that really strike a nerve although he doesn't admit it to me. He is really looking forward towards me having children one day, and is still very much in love with my mother after 3 decades of marriage. So I hit him with, "Go ahead and shovel pasta into your mouth everyday. That way I can tell you grandkids what a great person your grandpa was when we visit your grave" and "Sure eat whatever you want, I'm sure that will be worth it when mom comes home and finds your corpse all blue and stiff from the massive heart attack you had. She wont mind being a widow from losing the lover of her life to food". Since repeatedly Shitlording him he lost 5 lbs per month for the past 3 months, his triglycerides have come down, and his cholesterol. Shitlording shall set us free.