I got a size medium pair of leggings at Walmart (I know I know) and the fucking things strangled my calves while simultaneously billowing around my waist like a tutu.  It was so ridiculous that I double checked the package to make sure it wasn't a maternity pair.  Nope, regular juniors.    I called my husband in to laugh and when we returned it, I made it very clear that these weren't sewn for actual humans and that normal people aren't egg shaped.