Behemoth of Fat Alright, last night at work I saw one of the most massive hams I've ever seen. The average fat is an earth and this guy was the sun. I would have snapped a pic if I could but work was hectic. Anyways this guy ordered 48 chicken wings and some fried pickles, and then asked if we could deliver it to him in his car. According to my coworker, who took the order; he was panting hard from the short walk from his car to the resturaunt, and looked to be in a lot of pain. This marathon of a walk couldn't have been more than a few meters. How can you live with yourself at that point? When my coworker came back I told him that if somehow I ever got like that, just put me down. Disgusting. He ate all those wings in the parking lot. Fat fuck didnt even tip either.