people do tell him that but...it's like it doesn't register to him that he could literally drop dead in 5 minutes and none of us would be at all surprised. He thinks it's all a joke and that they're lighthearted and joking and usually follows any warnings with "well we all drop dead eventually!" or "Well my theory is that when I go in the coffin I want my body to be as bruised and mangled as possible so I can say I got the most use out of it, that's why I eat whatever I want cause I wanna enjoy life while I can!" and it's just so sad...