I Caught a Fat doing Fat Things at the Grocer Folks, this one makes my top 5 most disgusting public sightings, fat or otherwise. Gather round as I tell you a tale fit for a ham. This afternoon I had to make a quick stop at the grocery store before work. Just some veggies and yogurt for snacks. I make a turn down the nearest aisle headed for the checkout. In this aisle is a femayo, had to be at least 300, maybe pushing 350. No scootypuff but leaning hard on the shopping cart.  Here's what happened... Fatty's first stop happened to be the hot food counter, where it picked up a box of chicken wings. Fatty was eating these chicken wings in the middle of the store, AND LEAVING THE BONES ON THE STORE SHELVES. The moment I rounded the corner, fatty had just finished a wing, and was shamelessly putting the remains next to the sandwich bags and plastic wrap. Fatty was facing away from me, and didn't see me walking up behind it when it happened. Probably thought it was being sneaky. I walked up beside it, looked it up and down, then straight in the eye, and said "that's fucking disgusting". I walked away shaking my head.