A fat friend is no friend of mine Have you ever out of the goodness of your heart try to befriend a fat piece of shit or even tolerate one? Well, don't. It is a waste of your time and efforts.  My motto is to be kind to everyone and I learned that not everyone does not deserve kindness. Out of all the people I have met and befriended, I can tell that my thin and health conscious friends are going to be beyond more successful than the fat ones that are going to fall out my life.  Here is a list of typical fat behaviors I have experienced towards me by a "fat friends":  "Fat friends" are cheap as fuck and dining with them sucks ass. Every fat person I know has never lasted more than 4 weeks in a dining service. Every thin person I know, has word their tiny fit arses for tips, cooking in a hot kitchen, and fixing shit fat people has done. A fat person will never offer to pay a meal even if they owe you one. A fat person will never tip a waiter the amount they deserve. A fat person orders the most disgusting shit on the menu and pigs out in front of you. A fat person will comment about your food more than you you will comment about theirs because your repulsed face should say enough. "Fat friends" are relationships whores and abusers. Comparing how fat people handle their relationships and thin people handle their relationships, fat peoples' relationships are idiotic and have no point. Fat people stay and cling onto a relationship because no one else will touch them. Fat people are paranoid about their S.O for no reason. Literally had a fat person cry to me that her bf stared at another girl and skipped school for a day while my thin friend dumped a guy who was cheating on her with little tears and hit the gym/worked hard. Fat people do not see the long term of a relationship. They think it is empowering to have short term relationships and hook ups, proving how many guys or girls will touch their pieces of globs. "Fat friends" are not intelligent in any subject. Even fat people in fandoms, my thins friends are more intelligent about the fandom than them.  Seriously, why befriend someone who does not have a single redeeming intellectual feature?    It's the time of marathons again!Let's try to shame every fat person out there