This virus could have unexpected positive effects... I don't mean just killing them off, that's a given, and it's the best year for Deadpool choices you'll get.  Lots of firms will be, albeit maybe temporarily, leaving staff out of work.  So hopefully sensible firms will literally shed the weight by getting rid of the fatties. The first thing to go when losing employment should be disposable income, i.e. your take-aways, nail salons, buying worthless crap off Instagram etc., so hopefully no more 'shoots' or freebies for corpulent pre-corpses, and no promotions or selling shit only fat people want.  They'll revert to e-begging and hopefully lose some weight. When firms start hiring again, if they need to, make everyone reapply for their jobs.  A great chance to shed wood and avoid infestation of the workplace by too many fats. Anymore you can think of??