It warms my grinch heart that my cunt of a friend from high school got fat (and stayed fat!) I had a best friend in high school 10+ years ago (fuck has it been that long?). We were attached at the hip pretty much. Eventually she turned into a fakey cunt in hopes of being accepted by the popular/goth/whatever crowd would have her and our friendship fizzled. I was't cool enough for her any more *teardrop or something  We had a class together a while later and I remember her telling someone if you eat salad with your meal it burns up all the calories, essentially the concept of negative calories and then some. Right then and there I called it that she would eventually turn into a fat blimp. I also prayed to Jeebus to help make it happen  Just two years after hs ended I stumbled across her on facebook and she had ballooned up like whoah, a bona fide fit-to-fat story. She could have been a fat suit to fit her former self.  Then she got preggo and has been a stay at home mom since then, which I'm pretty was an excuse to not work over desire to care for child. Also pretty sure it entails sitting on her fat ass more than actually doing anything at home. No chance of getting thin now, is there? I won't even go into how trashy she's become.  I stalked happened to stumble across her again recently. A decade after hs, still a fat shit and her boyfriend is even more of a butterball. Ah, just warms my little grinch heart. The end.