Holy shit I read that whole thing (waiting for laundry in the dryer). That post was cancer. mememememe! How about the 100+ other people in the restaurant you stupid cow?? Also LOL at "dear thin friend". What thin person would go out with comfyfat to watch her inhale 4 dinners? By thin she must mean someone with a more svelte BMI of 50-70 rather than in the triple digits. Great; now I've imaginining comfyfat squeezing her enormous fupa into a restaurant booth across from a slightly smaller orbiting celestial object, then proceeding to devour the menus and placemats as they wait to gorge. I really hate this bitch and her sausage fingers 😝