Getting a new wheel and IT HAPPENED... Okay this is the first time I've posted other than links, but I had an experience yesterday that compelled me to share this. Yesterday I had a flat tire. No big deal but it's a new car and new tire and I didn't want to drive on one of those temporary spare tires and I was right near a tire shop so I went in to get a new one put on. Turns out the rim was actually cracked and that's why the tire went flat so the dealer is going to get me a new wheel. While I was in there waiting to talk to the man at the counter, THIS walked in.  https://i.imgtc.com/6eBkjnM.jpg Now we've all read stories on here that were fun to read but sometimes they leave you shaking your head thinking "great story but that could never happen in real life". After yesterday, I'll NEVER doubt another story on here. This...woman? barged up to the counter with her pig fucker and basically cut me off while I was waiting for the guy to finish a call. So I'm a little irritated but oh well right? I'm not in a hurry to get back to the office anyway so. Well he finishes his call and was decent enough to realize I was there first and just ignored the hefalump till he was done with me. So he takes my keys and I go sit down to wait. After a minute or so the hefalump sits down opposite me with her pig fucker. So I'm sitting there playing Minecraft on my phone when I hear someone fart, then follow it up with a laugh. I look up and wouldn't you know it's the hefalump and her pig fuckers the one who laughed. Okay so we all fart on occasion. Most of us try to be a little more discreet but hey, it's a tire shop right? So, apparently pleased with the reaction she got from the pig fucker, she let's out this long retracted burp. So at this point, I have to admit I laughed a little bit. You have to appreciate someone who can be that un selfconscious, the first time. She literally sat there farting for fifteen minutes. Long past the point where pig fuckers still laughing, completely oblivious to the eight or ten other people sitting in there. At that point I went out to get some air. So if this taught me anything, it taught me just what pigs fatties really are and the next time I see a story that doesn't seem like it could happen, just maybe it did! :)