Ham gets a frozen "treat" About two weeks ago we got half a meter of snow. The only part of the sidewalk that still hasn't been cleared belongs to a ham. In the past few days things have started to thaw enough that it's now roof avalanche season. Today I saw her walk up the road as I cleaned my windows. The Trauerspiel hams consider walking anyway. Thwerrp is the glorious sound of a roof avalanche blindsiding the ham. I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard.