Fatty falls out of bed and needs 10 people to haul it onto a tarp (giant hoist sling) so it can be lifted back into bed by a crane! So, I'm in the hospital as I collapsed and because I'm fed via a tube I've been placed on the gastro ward. I'd say over 90% of the "people" on this ward are hams that have destroyed their digestive systems due to the sheer quantity of shit they've shoved through their poor guts! I'm underweight, even with my tube, and have a very weak immune system so I'm kept in the isolation room away from the rest of the ward (thank fuck! Sharing a room and bathroom with the hams is vile!!) I was leaving my room today to go and meet my visitors when one of the emergency alarms went off (usually meaning someone has gone into cardiac arrest). All of the nurses, aides and a Doctor came running down to the first bay on the ward and being nosy as fuck, I decided to peek in and see what was happening. Instead of somebody dying, I saw what appeared to be an enormous beige sack full of wet shit flailing around on the floor. I later found out from my favourite shitlord nurse (an awesome, tiny Filipino girl!) that a horrendously fat guy had broken the safety rail on his bed and fallen out of it trying to reach his drink (which, believe it or not was a fucking large McDonalds cup full of god only know what kind of liquid beetus).  They pulled the curtain round after a minute or so and I didn't get to see what happened so I left to go and greet my visitors. Luckily my awesome nurse later told me that they tried for 20 minutes to get this disgusting fat fuck up onto his feet to no avail. He had a bunch of people pulling on his arms while others pushed from behind but they couldn't get him up and fatty was refusing to help, lying there as a dead weight while they tried to help him and constantly groaning like he was dying, saying he couldn't stand as it was "too hard".  In the end they had to call in 10 of the strongest porters to come and lift the fat cunt onto an enormous hoist sling (7 feet square!!) so that they could use a "bariatric hoist" (basically a crane) to lift this enormous twat back into his bed. Now I'm disabled, I use a powered wheelchair and a hoist to move myself. Each of the hospital beds has a ceiling hoist on a track above it to move disabled people like me and they're rated to lift almost half a ton! I can't even comprehend being too heavy for the ceiling hoist and needing to bring in a special crane to move me!! The fat cunt didn't even apologise for the damage he caused to the bed or all of the resources he took up! He's apparently done nothing since but bitch about how long it took them to get him up and how much he hurts from his fall. It still hasn't stopped him from demanding his family bring him junk food at every visit! Disgusting moron! The hospital staff have enough shit to deal with, they shouldn't have to put up with landwhales like that!! I'd have left the cunt on the floor with nothing but water and told him that when he could get back into bed on his own then he might be given a healthy meal. Grrrrr! I really fucking hate fat people!!