As a klutzy shitlady, you are absolutely right! I fall, trip, run into things, have things dropped on me...honestly, a few cuts and bruises is the worst that happens. Plus, most of the time I can catch myself when I'm falling, or maneuver out of the way so I don't fall on something that'd seriously hurt me.  It's shocking the looks people give me when I bounce right back up relatively unhurt after falling or something. I mean, granted, sometimes it was a pretty hard fall (like falling down most of a flight of outdoor wooden steps onto hard concrete littered with broken beer bottles, that was fun), but avoiding serious injury for something minor is something a normal body is supposed to do.