Longtime shitlord couple headed to Electric Forest Music Fest, we feel so alone. Hey guys, like the title said we are headed to our first year of EF Music Festival this year and we are simply blown away at the fat acceptance of this event(compared to EDC/other fests), it's literally sickening at this point. We just skimmed over the Facebook event page and there was a "Share your outfits!" thread and I about lost my lunch, the amount of 300lb moo-moo hippie beasts wearing bikinis is just way too fucking high. It's bad enough we're going to likely be crammed together like sardines at this fest but now we have to worry about crisco-glazed cows rubbing against us?! We feel like we are preparing for war, and on that note we would like a few more soldiers on our side. So hey, if you're attending the fest please shoot me a message. We can't be the only ones feeling like this.