Shitlord Spa I'm staying overnight at a health spa. I've been a few times before but never noticed just how...well...shitlordy it is. Definitely doesn't cater to fats. Which it shouldn't - it's a HEALTH spa!  Here are a few incidents from today which has convinced me that this place is run by shitlords: at check in they give you a robe. Two fatties were checking in next to me. I got handed my standard size robe. The girl checking in the fatties sort of looked them up and down and said, "we do have an XL robe as well as the standard". One of the fats obliged and took the larger robe. The other huffily snatched the standard robe off of her. I saw her later on, desperately trying to pull it around her bulk.  lunch and dinner are included in the overnight package. The menu states LIGHT lunch. No junk food here! There were about 7 choices: four being salads and the other 3 being warm dishes such as small portions of fish/chicken. No desserts. Saw a few fatties looking panicked. Later in the day, you can pay extra for afternoon tea which includes cakes, scones, macarons, jam and thick clotted cream. No one should need this here. Yet as I walked through the restaurant on my way to the pool this afternoon, the only people indulging in this sugar-fest were the massive ones.  fatties are loud. The spa has several designated 'quiet zones', but do the fatties adhere to this? Do they fuck. I was in a steam room trying to relax, but had to leave when 3 fats came in yelling at each other.  went down to dinner. Got seated at a table next to two middle aged female fats. One had a weird Piglet tattoo on her bicep. They were talking so loud that I wasn't able to have my own conversation. As soon as we were handed menus, one of them turned to us and said, "I can highly recommend the scallops and the cod", like she was doing us a huge favour! Like I'm going to take advice from you! I sort of smiled politely and looked hard at the menu. Two minutes later, the other fat goes, "have you decided yet?" What are you, a fucking waitress? You've just had your meal - don't drool over ours.  They left soon after and I had to stand up and move our table so that one of them could leave - she couldn't fit through the gap.  And now I'm lying in bed in our apartment here at the spa after a day of being able to fit in any space I want and enjoy wonderful, healthy food without feeling deprived. Incidentally, the bed is a single and very narrow. Don't know what the fatties in this place are doing tonight. They're probably sleeping on the floor.