Story time: Blubbery standards I worked with a lady who was easily 80-100lbs overweight. I was in a situation where I had to do a lot of listening to this person talk about her life and whatever else. She spent months talking about her relationship searches. I find out that in her solid mid 20s she had never had a relationship. She had been on tinder but was having difficulty finding what she was looking for. One day she decides to have my “review” her account. I look and her profile pic was a lot of her trying to gussy herself up to look ‘super hot’ but in baggy clothes (presumably to hide the fat) with whoreish make up. Mind you shes not pretty even if she wasn’t way overweight. As I’m looking she proceeds to tell me her standards. She will ONLY date men who are: •Tall 6ft or more   • built with muscles  -being skinny wasn’t acceptable, he has to be muscular  •Hot  •has a good job   • college educated She tells me this and I think she’s fucking kidding but she’s legit. She tells me she’s messaging every hot guy she can find on there but can’t figure out why she hasn’t had a single response back in 3 months, even when she advertised she was open to one night stands. I try to politely (she’s a co-worker after all) suggest maybe she open up her standards. She immediately gets super haughty and goes on this rant about how she just can’t bring herself to being with a guy who isn’t hot. He could even have a not super hot face but he has to have a great body no matter what. Pretty sure she’s still alone and has no idea why.