Cult Of Lazy I work in a public building that sees several hundred people a day go through it. We have three sets of bathrooms in this building. Bathrooms 1 and 2 are an at most 2 minute walk from each other, bathroom 3 is 5. These are dawdle times, if one actually hustles its less than a minute between 1 and 2, maybe 3 min to 3.  Part of my job is to clean these bathrooms. It amazes me how people constantly ask me to open the bathrooms for them, despite a sign on the door telling them how close the nearest bathroom is. I have taken to putting the garbage cans in front of the doors so people don't just let themselves in. Fats are the ones who always let themselves in, but what amazes me is over half of the people who ask me to let them in (and get bitchy when I don't) are human sized. What baffles me more is when I tell them there is another washroom 2 minutes away, half of the time they say either that they know, or they get all huffy.  This is part of what is enabling the obesity epidemic. I get that sometimes you have to go, but these people are always entitled and lazy. Last week I had a woman poke her head back into the bathroom to proudly tell me she used the mens room right next door instead of walking the two minutes to the other ladies room. And she wan't even fat! This entitled attitude is driving the decline of humanity. Once upon a time you had to move and walk to survive and thrive, now people lose their minds if they have to walk a teeny bit for a critical need. Fats are children, they see humans acting lazy and entitled, they proceed to take it to the next level. Shitizens, am I the only one seeing this cult of lazy spreading out like a lardlump on a bench?