Hamplanet Cleaner My mother decided to hire some cleaner for 50 bucks every 2 months because we're lazy. But we thought it would be a human, but this butter muncher waddles in huffing and puffing. She brought another ham friend with her baby (I feel sorry for that baby :/). So we decide to give her a chance, so the first 2 times she does alright so we decided to keep her, But the next times while I was at school and my mum was at work, her cleaning was absolute shit. Ham probably lazed around eating our food and watching TV all day, so we finally decided to get rid of this Santa Claus looking bitch and now she's probably at McBeetus.