More fourth period shitlording! Hey people of FPH! So as you know I have a personal Fatipino bully named "R" who loves to make jokes at the expense of black people(like legitimate shit abput working on his plantation, making whip noises and motions and so on). In return I have been roasting him crisply, like the chicken nuggets he probably wolfs down. So the other day we had to pair up and think of a hypothetical business and present it in class. I paired up with a black girl and we thought up an ice cream business. As we presented to the class I mentioned that our company uses organic ingredients, fresh fruit toppings and low fat reduced sugar ice cream in order to decrease obesity. I said all this with emphasis while looking at "R". When we sat down, I said I wouldn't hire him because if I did he would eat so much inventory we'd have to restock every week. The class erupted in laughter and ooos, and while I feared getting in trouble the teacher actually just said it's really tempting not to eat the ice cream as she worked at Baskin Robbins as a teen(she's also a skinny vegan) Yesterday, we were walking out to check our fire drill meeting place. As we were walking back, I told him to finish this rhyme: My name is R, I don't give a damn and joining the Air Force is my... Once he said "jam", I replied "Yes you clearly like to eat lots of jam". He of coursed gasped in shock and made that god awful snorting laugh of his. But pretty good for a graduating shitlord.  Thoughts? Maybe tips?