Accidentally made fats jealous in the pool. So I've moved in with a new boyfriend and now that it's warm we had to go swimming at the apartment pool. He is way taller than I am, so while I'm treading water he will just grab me and walk around the pool carrying me in different ways. One handed, lifting me out of the water, all of it. The only other people (lol) there was a family of 3 hams. The parents' bodies were practically spherical, thankfully they stayed over in the shallow end with their baby porklet.  Well they see all the lifting happening, and I hear them whispering, the only words I could make out were "....you're lighter.....too heavy.....lift..." and I look over to see one sphere trying desperately to lift another above the water line. It literally looked like two flesh balls. I glance over at the bf trying so hard not to laugh, only to see him fighting giggles himself. I think I found someone compatablie, shitfolk. Also, both parent spheres were wearing actual tshirts and sweat shorts.In the pool. I appreciate not having to see them in less, but it added to the hilarity.