I will never get tired of how fat hams always bitch about how they all deserve perfect men. In every way: sculpted bodies, intelligent, funny, and adore/do everything for them. But they're allowed to be as fat and disgusting as they want, and everyone has to love them. Because they have a "great personality" or some shit. That's not enough, bitch. You can't have it both ways. Find some fat beta of a make to please you. If you can't handle that, do something about it. Because let me tell you: no man spends that much time on himself just to harpoon a whale, unless it's a fiction novel.