Buah!  Thanks for the flashbacks to our one basic fatty crying on her bunk because her feet "hoit"  (yes, she talked just like that),  and female DS Garcia reaming her, making fatty jump off her bunk and run as she yelled "YOUR FEET HOIT THEY HOIT?  Well SHIT, let's call your fucking mother at the school NOISE'S office, you sniveling malingering SHITBAG"  -- etcetera, etcetera :)) Also, sounds like you have a great idea for a reality show there -- a cross between Secret Eaters and Biggest Loser boot camp!