I wanted to downvote this for shaming bluebell. But I don't have enough comment karma. So I will voice my dissatisfaction here. Everything in moderation. Even as a shitlord I have a half gallon in my freezer. The difference between obeast butter slugs and us is self control. I'll throw out a freezer burn half gallon after a few months whereas hamplanet will have consumed no less than 12-15 half gallons in the same time frame.