Another episode with a hambeast at Subway I was driving back home from a business trip and pulled off the highway for gas, and since there was a Subway next door I figured I might as well grab a sandwich so I wouldn't have to stop again later for food. In front of me in line was this hambeast of a woman, probably around 5'6" or so and easily 250+ lbs, possibly 300+ (thin privilege is knowing the first digit of your weight). Hammy has just ordered a footlong and is waiting on it to be toasted when I ask for a 6-inch on white bread. Hammy then interrupts me and says "you know, a footlong is only $6." Yeah no shit, I can read the signs just fine, I ordered a 6-inch because that's all I wanted. And as if it was hammy's business to be telling someone else what to order. I tried to just shrug it off and replied "I'm not that hungry." Hammy wouldn't give up: "take the other half home and eat it tomorrow, you save money that way." Uh yeah, save money by spending more, that's genius! And have you guys ever tried eating a Subway sandwich that's been sitting for more than an hour? They turn super-soggy and are just gross. Guess hammy has plenty of experience in this area and doesn't mind. Before I could explain that I was on the road and a long way from home, hammy turned back to the counter to ask for extra mayo. I wouldn't be surprised if she's bragging to her friends right now about "eating healthy" today by going to Subway. Fatties are always complaining about getting unwelcome (good) advice about what to eat, but they don't seem to mind giving (bad) advice to others.