Community Pool If you're looking for pictures of fat people, get out of this thread.  I go to the pool to swim.  I bring my goggles and my towel, not my smartphone.  Which is related to my problem... Let me backtrack a bit and set things up.  I have an awesome community lap swimming pool about a 45 second walk from my house.  It has 4 lanes.  It is open 24 hrs/day.  It is 21 and over only - no need to worry about kids getting in your way.  It is well heated, very well maintained and has 2 hot tubs.  Perfect for doing a bit of swimming to keep up my fitness. However, it has a growing fattie infestation lately and it really irritates me.   The ones in the water are annoying because they clog up a whole lane (1/4th capacity) to slowly walk from one side of the pool to the other.  Or float on their backs and leisurely flop their arms about until they manage to get across.  Because they are expanding no effort and are not actually exercising they can easily clog up a lane for 2+ hours at a time (you can get a really really good swim workout done in 30 mins or less).  And they aren't actually doing anything!  If they were outside of the water walking laps around the pool I am convinced they would be accomplishing more in terms of exercise/weight loss.  Furthermore we have lots of pools in our community.  Most of them are more far more inclusive than this one, which is pretty obviously designed for lap swimming.  But no, fatties are clogging up 1-2 lanes every time I'm there.  It's fucking annoying. But not nearly as annoying as the other group of fatties.  The past several times I've been there to swim, there have been 3 fatties hanging out on some of the lounge chairs near the pool glued to their smart phones.  What. The. FUCK.  They are usually wrapped in their towels which spares us the horrors of their midriffs, but towels can't hide the hideous faces or beastial arms.  Or the fucking stupidity of it all.  You took the time to grab a towel, to change into a swimsuit, to make it to the pool, but you're on your phone the whole time?  HOW ABOUT HOPPIN IN THE POOL FOR A SWIM YOU LAZY FUCKS!?  Sure, the pool would be more clogged which would also be annoying, but at least they'd be doing something productive with their lives.   Sometimes there are some attractive ladies sunbathing in tiny bikinis doing a favor for us guys who go to swim laps.  We're always appreciative and do our best to return the favor by staying in shape and giving them something to look at as well (lap swimming is an excellent exercise).  But these fat bitches plop down taking up the pool lounge chairs and leaving an eye sore for the rest of us.  It's gross and repellent as all hell.  It makes me dread going to my pool for my workouts and I hate it.  Blech. /rant over, thanks for reading