Second Amendment Weight Limit Following Twitter during the debate tonight, and I'm seeing some pretty lumpy looking tweeters sharing selfies of themselves with their guns.  It's a little scary that people who can't even control their food consumption are walking around with firearms.  Thus, I propose a weight limit for gun ownership.  Before being able to purchase a gun, you must be within a healthy weight range for at least six months, and a doctor must confirm your weight status.  This would lower both gun-related and obesity-related deaths... it's win-win!