Fat asses and tight pants A small fat customer walked into our store the other day and my coworkers were all talking about what a nice ridiculous ass they had.  Now I, being of sound mind, made the comment that if they’re fat it doesn’t count. Neither do fat udders.  Everyone was like why not?  Then I showed them the picture of exposed, unretouched Kim Kardashian’s butt. (You can google that if you want but it’s exactly what you would expect a smallfats lumpy ass to look like.) They were all pretty grossed out.  I then pointed out Kim K and other smallfat girls (the customer, Ariel Winter, Demi Lovato) like to wear tight pants and leggings so it smooths out and lifts their ass so it doesn’t look all saggy and lumpy like it would if they were naked. (Though imo even with leggings etc on it doesn’t look good at all. Especially when you compare to someone like a female figure competitor in the same clothes.) Meanwhile humans who have an ass made out of muscle don’t have to wear anything like that to have a smooth firm ass, so they should not be fooled by tight clothing or spanx.  It was not well received as I’m surrounded by smallfat coworkers who have called their own asses nice before.