I know it's been discussed a million times... but Planet Fitness... Seriously... I joined because I was relocated just two days a week and needed a cheap alternative to my regular gym.  I worked out once and immidietly regretted my decision.   The number of fatties that stand (seriously, they don't even bother to turn the machine to walk) on the treadmill is ridiculous.  They sit there socializing and complaining about how they missed free bagel morning ... yes, you've seen the free pizza photos, but Planet Fitness offers free bagels on tuesdays...  The biggest kicker to me... they have a partnership with Tootsie Roll and offer two ham sized buckets of sugar to anyone that walks in or out.   The second biggest kicker is their no "klunk" no grunting, no showing off ... When I push myself weight lifting wise, I grunt, it's a natural expelling of  of my energy... when I run on the treadmill  I like to get into my music, which is ultimately shortness so I like to lip sync along, it passes the time and makes me work harder.... I got called out while on the treadmill for "showing off" ... fuck my life. It's clear why this place is called PLANET fitness...