Another fat twat tourist squealing about how the world should cater to its disgusting overfed ass. A particularly infuriating quote: I missed out on one of the most famous views on Ti Top Mountain in Ha Long Bay, Vietnam, because there was no way I would be able to climb to the top, enjoy the view and make it down within the 40 minutes that was allotted for the stop. Instead, I sat on the beach (which wasn’t the worst consolation) while I waited for my partner to go. It was a bummer that we couldn’t share that moment together. I have only ever been able to hike or do climbs like that when it was a very small group of supportive people who didn’t mind that I was a bit slower. Bigger groups and tours rarely allow that option. Yes, you gross pig.  How dare those skinny-bitch poor people not enable your grossly overfed asshole self. The whole bowl of vomit.