Fatty thinks she has more fun than Weird Al At a party when a Weird Al song comes on. I'm a shitlord and since most of the people at the party don't know a thing about health or how to take care of themselves I bring up how Weird Al is vegetarian and really concerned about his health. He doesn't drink and has never done any drugs. The woman I was talking to says he looks the same as he did in the eighties except he took off his glasses. I say it's all clean living and staying healthy. A ham walking by, not even involved in the conversation, butts in "I'd rather enjoy my life and have fun than worry about all that!" Yes, disgusting pig, your fun life of being ignored by the opposite sex and wandering the streets like an idiot playing Pokemon Go. Weird Al is jealous of your raging lifestyle.