That's not the point, you idiot. The point is that it's REAL. The fact that people buy it, even "as a joke", is bad enough. It's painful to know that enough people know someone who is so much of a fucking HAM that they would even have the idea to buy it for them, even in a 'joking" way. And you know that the Ham will use it, for real. Even if they don't use it to store a slice of pizza, you know they're still going to use it to carry around Skittles or something. My point is: it's a diagrace. Even as a joke. Not only is it the fact that they are carrying junk food around their necks in a 'portable' fashion; it's also being worn as fucking accessory. This is a metaphor for how FUCKED our society is.