Fat Preemptively Calls My Brother A Homo I've never submitted anything in text format, so hopefully I'm doing this right. I'm also on my phone, so pardon any other mistakes.  I had my brother for Christmas Eve because he's all on his own and gets lonely way too damn easily. Had dinner cooking while we're watching movies with my boyfriend, drinking, just having a general nice time. But my brother is one of these tards that's always on his phone. Always. The thing is a fucking fixture on his hand basically.  He's on Instagram or some shit (I have no knowledge of the social networking shit people use anymore. Last time I had a social network was MySpace years ago. Yeah, I'm old.) and blurts out semi-repulsed,  "Some fat chick just sent me a message." So I ask, because fuck yeah I'm curious, "What's it say?" And he reads it to me: "Hey, are you gay because my friend thinks you're cute. I think you're really hot too."  I'm like what the fuck kind of message is that to send anyone and why the fuck couldn't your friend send a message their own fucking self? And then I realize what this fucking cunt did. She basically called my brother gay in advance of him telling her he's not interested in her fat ass. I tell him this and he's like "Really? Why do you think that?" So I explain that this fat bitch is using the fake ass friend thing as a way to message a guy out of her league and when her fat ass is inevitably rejected she can just turn around and call my baby brother a fag for not wanting any of that blubbery mess. That pissed me off and hence why I'm posting this here. Epilogue to this tale, he didn't message it back.