in wich mommy-ham and her dough-ter stink up a whole bus I'll be sitting in this bus for the next 4 hours going cross country.  I arrived at the Bus stop 15 min before departure. Got a seat, set up my tablet, head phones, get comfy and shut up. And then they came: mama-ham and her offspring. Mommy is about 50, black dyed hair, big, cheap pretend-to-be-gold creoles and boobies that are pretty successfull at getting away from her face as far as they can; and her dough-ter, ~18, fatty long hair with bangs that she probably got to hide her face. Sad looking eyes of the constantly tired kind, wearing a grey tunic and - surprise - black leggins that are unable to hide what she and her mom started doing to her body via shitty nutrition when she was still in kindergarten. Fuck me, they took the seats across from me. The daughters I-bet-10€-sweat-pimples-covered ass has merely touched the seat and mommy pulls out their "lunchbag" for their oh so exhausting journey: the paperbag sports a big yellow M , mommy opens it and the stench of fast food imidiately stinks up the whole bus.   Thanks a lot. Mommy was able to contain herself until we reached the highway, but daughters sugars were really low I guess, she wolfed down her cheeseburger right away. Mommy ate hers ripping it into itzy-bitzy-tiny bits - guess that took all her willpower.... Also, the girl had to get up to let the woman sitting next to her go use the restrooms and she did all that keeping-her-knees-together, tiptoeing, pulling her shoulders up... all those crazy mooves that scream "I know I am terribly fat but I want to look small and cute and girly" I put my tablet on the table when I plugged it in and mommy-ham gabe me the biggest shit eating stare when it had the FAT PEOPLE HATE across the screen lol