This is the root of the lardbarge problem. It's not that they're fat, that's just the disgusting consequence, but rather that they lack any form of self control, willpower and dedication. The hamplanets are just like alcoholics, drug addicts or any other form of addicts except that every other addict knows what they're doing is bad (and some thus seek help), but the excess fat in the fatfucks' brains have made them so fucking retarded that they've convinced themselves that their addiction is good, and once they've convinced themselves of that nothing is going to make them quit it until Lord Beetus takes what is his.