Fat fuck ruins my meditation + guhnetiks I do a thing every morning where I have a tea meditation. For the uninformed, I meditate over some tea giving thanks before savoring my usual 10 minutes of steeping and relaxing. Enter Fatty, SO's brothers girlfriend. She sees me meditating and starts rudely talking about how she hates tea. Why the fuck do you have to interrupt my time and interject where you aren't wanted? Anyway she started acting all high and mighty, but she must feel low to the ground with all 400 pounds weighing her down. I simply ignored her and moved to a different room, but she followed me talking more so I ended up telling her she should drink green tea since it boosts your metabolism and shit. She got mad and said she didn't want to boost her metabolism because she was beautiful. Bonus story- My SO and I were dancing to a song we like(Informer by snow) and she was staring and saying shit like I wish I was lucky enough to be that skinny. She says that while eating a dozen doughnuts. Like really. I work out 5 times a week and eat super clean just to keep myself thin and happy. Why must you try to make us miserable with your fat?