Fat Takes Seat This pot-bellied pig in the foreground stood in front of me on the subway. A parent with two young kids boarded. It is customary to give up a seat for little kids as they have trouble standing on the moving subway, but as soon as I stood up the fat moved in to try to take the seat (before I had even moved from the seat). I reached out to touch the parent on the arm, knowing the seat would be taken if I moved. The man next to me also gave up his seat and the kids sat down. Shortly thereafter, the kids left. Instead of letting us have our seats back like everyone else standing, the fat immediately slammed his ass into the seat. It was like we were playing Musical Chairs and the penalty was death, he was that intent on sitting down. I was so disgusted that I let someone else take the open seat next to him. As an aside, I noticed after taking a picture of his pot-belly and lack of jawline that another pot-bellied fat with a rippling chin was seated next to him.