Morbidly obese pole ham claims to be the best pole dancer in the world: video analysis + eyebleach (All the videos linked here are short, don't worry about having to watch through 5 minute videos!) So here's this morbidly obese butterbeast who claims "there's no move she can't perform." Not to mention that no serious athlete would claim there's no feat they can't perform, you can also watch this arrongant ham majestically fail to perform even the most basic moves!  http://archive.is/rEljS Here's the video included in the article in case it doesn't work in archive: https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=UUwF1euMcnj1jwHWzMIYBhpg&v=nYX_y7cZ0gM Now let's do a little bit of comparing, shall we? The first 15 seconds is her climbing up the pole (you aren't supposed to slip like that), doing a straight-legged seat and going into a layback (again, which isn't supposed to slide down like that). These are all complete beginner moves that you will learn within your first month of classes. Here's a beautiful woman showing how it's done correctly: https://youtu.be/aQwXoXb-aVw?t=10s After the hamplanet has rambled about how she's been dancing for her whole life (rolls eyes), she performs another "incredible" set of moves where she attempts a fan kick and a fireman spin. The moves can barely be distinguished from the real deal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM9CPDLui9c and https://youtu.be/9QVAmvf4SJ0?t=13s Again, notice how these are both caled "beginner" and "level 1" moves, and it's glaringly obvious she can't do them properly. So much for "there's no move she can't perform".... and there's more delusion! In the next clip, dressed into a pig tutu, she tries what can only be identified as a sorry attempt at a swing of sorts. Human woman demonstrates: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EczVIboKrws What's hilarious about this is that the audience is cheering like mad after she climbed the pole. Just climbed, didn't do anything else. That is an easy thing you learn in a few weeks and it's never considered anything special. It's a basic skill - she's being applauded for being a circus freak, and she thinks the audience is earnest and that she's good. It's sad. Again, literally everything she does are all extremely basic moves yet she has the guts (pun intended) to say "If someone named any move now I could do it" - yeah, right... for additional eyebleach, enjoy one of the actually best pole dancers in the world: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw-kllxaNAI Hope you enjoyed this compilation! :)