Just got accused of assault by a lazyfat. Not even ten minutes ago this happened.   I was walking across the street to grab some lunch when a smallfat steps out her car walking in front of me, smoking and yakking on a cell phone.  I wave the secondhand cancer out of my airspace.  She literally has the I'd like to speak to a manager haircut, and it's the first thing I think of.  She also has the physique of lumpy potatoes and stuffed into small jeans so a nearsighted man might be fooled into believing she was normal sized, save for the gluttonous mountain of adipose overflowing the top of her belt that gives the impression of an too generous ice cream cone.   (Coincidence?  Nahhh...) Just before she reaches the front door of Beatus Breads, she flicks her half smoked still burning cigarette into the street, at my feet. I fucking hate that.  I understand your body is a dumpster, but have some fucking respect for the rest of the world.  Worse yet, I watch through the window as she gives her order while still on the phone.   I want to toss the butt back into her car, but I didn't see exactly which one she got out of.  I toy with the idea of dropping it in her food, but she's getting it to to go.    So I wait.  Beta as fuck, but I wait, palms are getting sweaty and anxious. I see her come out the door, phone away, in a huff and hurry.  She walks over to a blue suburban, because of course she drives a big damn car in the middle of the city.  I walk over to the driver door, tap on the window and she rolls it down with a perplexed look on her face. "This is yours," I said holding up the smoldering butt, "don't throw it on the ground." "I uhh, what?"  I can see the gears turning in her head. She can't demand to see a manager so she's not sure how to proceed.   She's not doing anything, just mentally locked up.  So I toss the butt back in her car window where it flies into the cup holder and say, "Don't throw your crap on the ground."   Reeeeeeeee!!!  "That's assault!  What you just did is assault!  Somebody, call the police!"  She halfheartedly calls out.  Too damn lazy to even yell properly.   "Yeah you do that lady."  I walked away and didn't look back.  I'm sure she just fetched the cigarette and threw it on the ground again.  Whatever, I made my point.   tl/dr:  Lazy bitchy woman throws cigarette on the ground, I throw it into her car and reees ensue.