Cut my eyes out with spoons please. UPDATE! I kept my original post below because I'm not really sure the best way to do updates and I suck at life. Sorry I didn't update sooner. Yesterday was effing ridiculous. So! Chief and I had our meeting with the owner. It was super awkward and he unfortunately had to look at the photos. Poor guy was traumatized and totally at a loss for words. We unfortunately didn't get to see him talk to fatty mcgrossfat but I'm sure it was hilarious and awkward. Suffice to say that bitch is outta here! Now I only have to work with humans! Yay! And it's more than likely that chief and I will get promoted to manager/assistant manager as we are now the senior employees. Sorry it's not a super exciting update but I'm very happy she's gone. I'll probably have to watch out for fatty retribution though. Thanks for your support shitlords and ladies!  ORIGINAL POST I'm going to try and be coherent while I tell this story, but I'm a little traumatized so bear with me. I've told stories about my fatass assistant manager before but this one definitely takes the cake (teehee). So, I get to work today (little locally owned coffee shop) and I'm working with a nice little human sized girl that I get along great with. We will call her Chief. Cuz reasons. So chief looks at me as I walk in and says to me, "Dear God, bunny look what fat manager accidentally sent to me." So she hands me her phone and I'm looking at 9 photos. All labeled "work shenanigans" and I can't quite tell wtf is going on. All I can see is mountains of flesh and an orange soda can. THEN IT FUCKING HITS ME DEAR SWEET BABY JESUS THAT IS A SODA CAN IN HER NO NO SPOT. She had a soda can. In her vagina. Chief looks at me, "sorry dude, I couldn't bear the burden alone." So now we both know...fatty mcgrossfat goes downstairs to our storeroom to shove random items into her cooch to send to weird pigfuckers. I just had to get this out. Thanks guys. I'll try and find the link to my previous post about said nastyfat.