Fat pig coworker (funny story) So i have this coworker who always pigs out at break time, last month he ate 6 boston cream donuts at our 9am break in the lunchroom. He is always eating like a disgusting pig and today the greatest thing happened. During our 9am break we hear a yelp come from piggies end of the table ( we have a bunch of tables lined up for one long table) everyone turns to see piggie jumping around in pain and bleeding from his hand and yelling. A co worker asks him are you ok and he looks up and says yea but i bit my finger really bad biting into my sandwich. The fat disgusting pig almost bit his fingertip off eating a hoagie at 9am. He fucking bit thru the sandwhich and his finger. Totally topped the time he bent over and ripped the whole asshole out of his pants and had to wear a shirt tied to his ass all day. The fucking guy knows no shame.