Hamplanet annoys movie watching experience I was at the Spectre premiere at my local cinema tonight. I almost had a great evening, until some lard bucket decided to plant it's ass next to me. Now, if it'd have behaved like a human I wouldn't be so annoyed, but no. The first thing this thing does is guzzle down a large coke, at the end of it he's loudly slurping. This is before the movie even started. It's monstrous wife then came with two big boxes of popcorn, each covered by TWO LARGE SODAS AS WELL! Then during the movie it used it's phone the whole goddamned time, loudly chewing on that popcorn, guzzling it loudly in, and everytime it grabbed it from the floor it was out of breath. Sorry, just had to vent. Almost had a fucking aneurism.