Pod of Pole Dancing Porkas I'm not sure I can accurately convey the disgust I feel at this moment after having my eyes raped for an hour, but I'm going to try. So Fridays are five dollar intro to pole dancing at my local gym, they're generally really fun classes and a great workout attended by mostly college age girls who are slim and athletic. I'm not entirely sure why tonight was different but oh dear lord was it different. Apparently the theme of tonight's class was be fat and hideous. Directly in front of me were TWO massive obeats. Obeast 1 was in booty shorts (gag) and top that actually covered her gunt, for this I applaud her. Obeast 2.....showed up....in basically bikini bottoms. Not fatkini bottoms BIKINI BOTTOMS which her fupa over hung....and half way through the class she decided that it was so hot that she took off her shirt. This left her in bikini bottoms and a sports bra, glorious fupa on display for the entire class. For the sake of humanity I won't go into them attempting to do the moves, fupas flying at odd angles...there isn't enough eye bleach in the world my friends. At this point I look to my left and while the girl there was maybe 20 lbs over weight, at least she wasn't a huffing puffing butterslug....oh dear god her hair is blue and she's wearing "quirky" cat eye glasses. It was then that I noticed her extremely long pit hair was dyed blue as well. When did I step into the land of tumblring gunt goblins????