my 8-year old niece is a shitlord So I went to pick up my 8-year old niece from school when I saw her playing with her friend Sarah. Sarah is a mini planet.  She asked me if she could play for a while and I said okay I can just sit here and read my book. Sarah and my niece went to the swing, from what I understood they'd agreed to take turns on who will push the swing. When it's my niece's turn to push Sarah on the swing, I can see her struggling. Now, this little hamplanet yelled at her "Try harder!! Or I won't play with you next week."  My niece replied "I can't, Sarah. You ate too much KFC." and I gasped in disbelief, then let out a laugh.  Sarah turned red and cried to her mother who is obviously the mother of all planets. I'm talking 5'4 and probably 300 lbs.  She even tried reprimanding me. Telling me that I should tell my niece to stop making fun of people's weight (ofc I didn't) I'm still curious where she get that KFC remark tho, so I asked her later that day what she had for lunch, and they did HAD KFC that some other parent brought to share with the class.