How I avoided hams on Vday I keep seeing posts about couples who went out to eat with their SOs on Vday and were swarmed by hams. My boyfriend and I avoided restaurants and hams all together by hiking to the top of a mountain in the frigid cold. Not a ham in sight! We packed lunch and had a little picnic. All the couples at the top of the mountain were thin and fit. We had a blast and it was gorgeous up there.  I encourage you shitlords to go exploring to places hams can't go and leave them to their feedings troughs on Valentines Day.