Fat kid wants beetus I'm at the Chopped Leaf for lunch (a salad place) and beside me this fat teen sits, and by the phone convo I managed to hear they were staying with their father for the weekend. Father comes with two "chopped waters" ( water with fruit in it) and the kid says with disgust: "What the hell are those?" The father, ( Not a fat, so I assume this is the mother's fault) tells him it's water and immediately the disgruntled fat whines asking if they didn't have pop or something. Thankfully the dad stood firm and told him he wasn't getting pop. Anyways, eventually their salads are dropped off on table, and good lord I wish I got a picture of the upturned sneer that chair-breaker made! Then, digging through the bowl, it found the quinoa and again asked, "What the hell is this?" AGAIN the father had to explain, and before I left a few minutes later I heard it say it wanted real food.  Kudos to dad for trying, but holy fuck. I wanted to smack that kid.