Or lose weight because your family is across the country, your shit roommate is a piece of shit and you don't want to leave your room so you live off cheese its and whiskey for 2 weeks. Not to mention your lack of sleep because said shit roommate thought it would be great to get a hound dog that cries all day long which he leaves alone for 10 hours a day. I am looking forward to a real meal on christmas because the bar serves food for lonely people.