Walmart fats sucks (the usual) Hello my comrades!  It was late and I needed to grab some things from whale-mart. As usual, there were only 5 lanes open so I picked the 20 items or less line as it was the shortest. Unfortunately there were two large fats in front with a cart FULL of crap. One gal was 6 foot ish and I swear it's fucking criminal to be tall and fat. Like genetics gave height, why ruin it?  I wanted to take a photo but there was a medium fat behind me breathing down my neck. She was loud, lumpy, and thought red bull and a snickers was the best 10pm snack to feed her uterus trash. RIP bedtime.  The fats in front noticed I looked annoyed and gave a feeble apology saying they didn't realize their mistake. Yeah ok, say that to the poor cashier my dude.  Finally it was my turn and I needed to pay for my things. My peeps, the small fat was practically rubbing all over me putting her stuff on the counter. I was so pissed, I actually turned to her and asked her to back up for 2 minutes. She ignored me. It was probably the longest 20 minutes of my life. Fat people suck, I hate them, water is wet.