Triggered a fatty at a hotel... hotel staff now glares at me when i walk in. So I am spending a week at a hotel in the midwest (gods i hate the midwest).  Anyways... i was pretty drunk. bad day, hot attic space, hell, nothing was working right and i had an idiotic small fat helping me out (my previous post).  I was outside smoking (yeah I know) and talking to the SO over the phone.  I Don't even remember what fatty said to me, remember the femayo had a gut, remember it came up to me and just started yammering away when I was talking on the phone,  I do remember glaring at it and saying "No, and I am talking to someone right now". SO asked "who was it, what was it"  My reply was, "fuck if I know, some obeast just started talking to me" Obeast looks at me, sounds it out "Oh-Beast".  Realization hits, she storms to the entrance of the hotel, and as the doors slide open she screams "fuck you!" I yell back "You're fat!" (I am quite eloquent while intoxicated).  Doors shut, i check to make sure im not wearing my work clothes (we're good). Hotel staff now glares at me whenever i enter the hotel. SO got a laugh out of it though!