A bunch of people kept giving them dirty looks. I think staying quiet like I did was so much more satisfying because it made them look like complete asses! Even the Chipotle server people looked put out when I glanced over (though they were probably being rude to them as well).  If anything, I probably could've pretended to have been hurt by their words to elicit a more confrontational response from at least one or two people (one guy looked like he was ready to turn around and tell them to STFU...I'm sure if he thought I was getting all depressed over their remarks, he would've).  Sometimes silence is the best way to shitlord, though. People are gonna remember these fat bitches for at least the next 24 hours. That's enough vindication for me. That, and the fact that I look a million times better than both of them combined.