Profiles in Obesity #1: Jordie Jordan, aka Wings of Redemption Jordie Jordan: Youtube (420,000 subscribers) Wings of Redemption: Twitch (45,000 followers) 31 years old, Conway, South Carolina Weight: 470 lbs (Source: Twitch stream, March 27, 2017)   Celestial Comparison: Saturn  I.Q.: Very very low (read below)  This abomination from South Carolina lives in a trailer park and used to be a popular video game player. He used that Youtube money to buy food to the point that it was broke. But that's just the beginning for this monstrosity: 1) He had human friends who wanted to help him. They put together a Kickstarter for him to lose weight. It generated $9,000.00. Source:  https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/wing-s-boot-camp#/  2) He went there and proceeded to whine and complain about the food he was being served. He was homesick. He missed his grandma. Truth was he missed getting in his truck, driving into town and getting fast food. And more to the point, he fucking hated the exercise, as any hambeast  knows deep down in the dark corners of its 45 litre stomach.   Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_334yYr0tEM 3) Quits before a month is over. Takes the money (he only paid for food while there) and proceeds to use it to pay off bills and debts and stuff its face. Says he will hire a personal trainer. Does, but even before a month is over, claims he can't afford to pay him. Claimed he bought home gym equipment (if you see it in any of his 100s of videos, let me know...because the bike in his house he had before). Reality? He spent more than 90% of it on him for food and bills.  Source, with trainer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKAWEnhbK1I 4) Funny aside: Dumb as fuck. Thinks you need a passport to travel in the U.S., because it has never left South Carolina.  Source:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gD4OJoy5VPQ Now he sits on Twitch, begging for donations and crying that no one loves him anymore. Frequently trolls people for donations with comments of wanting to not live anymore, without every crossing into suicide (so he doesn't get banned). Lost his job on a popular podcast because he promised to go on a survival trip and bailed at the last minute. Insults young children for being bad at video games because he has played the same game straight for the last 10 years. Wanted Bernie Sanders to win so he could go back to school for free and get free gastric bypass (or so he thought). Pretends he knows a lot about politics, religion, world affairs, weight loss, sociology and other subjects...and shares them with 15 minute rant videos where he mispronounces every 3rd word with more than one syllable. His weight truly is a byproduct of being a lazy, slothful, mean-spirited, terribly educated blob of hick Jello.