I'll give you a point that skinny fat is better than fat, but that's like saying the low calorie options at burger king are better.  It's all punk ass bitchery, and desperately defending your excuse of a body seems like EXACTLY what this place exists to attack.  Could you play football? Can you lift? Do people look when you go to the beach? If you got in a fight, could you defend yourself against a 200lb, ripped, REAL adult male? Ask yourself these questions, and really think about them. A man who looks like Conan will have a much longer road to fat than someone who's barely more than their skeleton.  There's one thing I can't stand more than anything, and that's punk ass bitches. Get to the mother fucking gym and lift some weight. You can get back on your elliptical when I say so.