This weekend I came out of the closet I have been a shitlord for a very long time, before I even knew the term. However, I usually just kept it to myself, or discussed with my girlfriend (fellow shitlord). But that all changed this weekend. I was at Cedar Point and I finally had enough, I just let it all in the open. I was constantly making remarks about butterhuffers loud enough for them to hear. I was saying things like, "Wow, it should be illegal for fatties to allow their children to get that big." and "There needs to be a weight limit if you want to be in the water park." My favourite though, was playing the "will that person fit in the ride" game with my girlfriend. We would bet push ups, and if you were wrong, you had to do 30 push ups after you got off the ride. Damn did it feel good. I'm so sick and fucking tired of the countless hamplanets I see day to fucking day.