I'll let you in on a little secret, champ. Millions of people enjoy exercise for its own sake. All kinds: lifting, running, biking, climbing. And they don't do it to "loose" weight. They do it for personal satisfaction and self-improvement (and because the endorphins give a better high than anything you can shove into your maw). Looking good naked is just a side effect. What you just wrote above is the obeast mentality towards physical exertion perfectly summarized. If the buttergolem in the picture truly wanted to lose weight, it wouldn't need to spend a microsecond on a thousand-dollar bike. Rather, it could just focus on two of the simplest exercises known to man: the fork put-down and the table push-away.