(un)intentional yet intentional shitlording today! So I went to the store today. I'm really not shy about my shitlady status and I give ZERO fucks about it. There was quite a line at the register I was waiting at, but then another (FIT) checker told me I could go to another one he had just opened so I took the few things I had put on the conveyor belt and pushed my cart to the next one.  I was unloading my groceries, focusing on that, and the checker started talking to me. He was talking about the weather or some shit, and then I mentioned where I was from (completely different part of the country, weather totally different etc) and then he was like "Oh yeah I'm not from here either, I'm from Texas blah blah blah."  Then I said "Oh, yikes! I hear Texas is one of the fattest states." He said something like "Oh, yeah, it's pretty bad blah blah"...but I found his wording odd. So I looked up. I hadn't been talking to the checker the whole time, I had been talking to the bagger. Who was fat. 