At least I'm not fat A couple of weeks ago I went to Brighton Beach and made sure to use sunscreen. Unfortunately, I completely forgot about my feet. In fact, I forgot everything past the knees and ended up getting seriously burnt. My face, chest and everywhere else were fine but below my knees were bright red. The next day I had to take a cross country flight and spent a painful day standing and wearing shoes while my feet were screaming. When I finally landed and got the chance I took off my shoes and found both feet were swollen and covered with blisters. It hurt like shit and for a few hours I could barely walk but the worst part of it was my feet looked like a ham's. The rest of me was fine; I'm in good shape and work out every day but my feet looked like Fred Flintstone's. But it didn't end there. As blisters were popped and the burn slowly healed the skin turned light purple and looked dried out. It looked exactly like the beetus and I made sure to wear long pants so no one would see. Not a fun thing to do in the middle of the summer. I would attach photos, but honestly it's NSFL. At one point I looked like I had the plague