Look at this fucking hamplanet on my plane https://sli.mg/q6Mt2O This fucking thing was in first class and was still spilling over the armrests.  Of course it was sleeping the whole time on its built-in neck-pillow, just like how it sleeps on the bus, on its scootypuff, at "work", etc.  It was snoring loudly and I timed it at one snore per second.  60 snores per minute!  It was more out of breath while SLEEPING than humans are when running.  What the fuck?  How is it not dead yet?