Planet and it's moon punched me I was at Fat-Mart and I saw this enormous planet and her 5-7 year old moon. I was grocery shopping with my mother when their orbit passed us. I instantly got pissed at the childs weight. I am not sorry to say this, that is flat out child abuse. I began ranting about how she is killing that kid, a horrible parent and person, and someone should contact cps. Enraged that I did not have a treat for her, she began to yell at me. Understandable, because I was already being fairly vocal and loud. She gets in my face, I am 6ft tall to her 5'6ish self, and started using her belly to push me. I told her to back up, or she'll be on the floor. Undeterred in her attack, she punched me in the face while her moon punched me in the thigh.  If you know anything about me, you know I am in LE and worked for a long time as a correctional officer. I instantly punched her in her throat, inverted goosenecked her left arm and took her down. Security was there by the time I was midway down with her. Witnesses verified that I did not throw the first punch, nor did I instigate a physical attack. She was held until her butterlover husband got there, and she was arrested and the moon went home with the enabler. I was asked about pressing charges, and I said yes. I will keep everyone updated on the case as it goes