"Why do the security guards have fupas?!" Story time! So I got invited out yesterday, to a pool in a very famous part of my city. I was with a decent number of people, we were all having a grand ol time getting drunk. So many fucking obese, disgusting, jiggling bodies everywhere, if I had a dollar for every fat girl who wore a crop top or a swim suit two sizes too small, I would have enough to buy a round of drinks for everyone at the pool. A fight breaks out, security comes waddling out from the hole they were in, and my god.. how are you supposed to protect people when you have fat that hangs down to the middle of your thigh?! Me being trashed, exclaimed: "Why the fuck does that security guard have a fupa?!" extremely loud. There were a handful of security guards, only one of them was human sized, the rest of the bunch looked like planets that got lost in orbit.