I filled in your ellipses for you :D Step 1: Get on airplane to a tourist destination, or sit next to a planet on public transit in the summer. Step 2: finish your trip and peel away from any direct skin to skin contact like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich. Step 3: notice the smell stays with you forever Step 4: After 3 washings give up and burn those clothes Step 5: see doctor about skin rashes Step 6: Fathate