Music Festival Fats I've been at a music festival for the past couple days - something me and my wife love doing. This weekend it has been at least 90 degrees every day and when you go to a music festival you can expect to stand for hours on end. Just those two attributes should be enough to scare away fatties...but no...they show up in droves.  One thing that surprises me about fat women at these things is that they never dress for the body they have. It's always the fat fucks who wear jean shorts and a bra. Or perhaps tape over their nipples and a mesh top. Stop assaulting my eyes! Put down the deep fried funnel cake bitch.  Also, shout out to all the shitladies who have to use music festival porta potties. Not envious of that. Especially after the whales get ahold of them.