One of my favorite things to do is to go inside to order fast food and pretend to talk on the phone.  I spend my time in line talking about how many calories are in each item and how I really shouldn't be eating them.  It's fun to watch all the fat fucks around me squirm.  When they get to the counter, they look so ashamed when they order and avoid all possibility of eye contact with anyone until they can get their beetus and slink away to their table.