What fatties hide in their fat rolls ?  True story. This is a real story from a friend who is an emerg doc.  When doing a physical exam on an obese woman, he found a chocolate chip cookie in one of the fat rolls of her abdomen.  He was dumbfounded.  When questioned, the woman exclaimed:  ''So there it was !  I was playing hide-a-cookie with my husband  x.... days ago and we could not find this one.'' So if sex is no longer anatomically possible, I guess you resort to ''hide-a-cookie''.  Imagine the excitement !