I think I'll just start documenting my days with the hambeast. So, the other day I had my laptop open on Voat, and thought it would be funny to leave FPH open since the beast had to come in and do laundry. And of course she saw it and said, "Fat people hate...?" And I looked at her and said, "Ooops."  Okay, but anyways, yesterday... So, I woke up at 7AM like usual, and the little ham was up and followed me into the kitchen. As I'm making coffee, I shit you not, she pulls out some tea, (previous post about tea rage. i'm the only adult in the house that drinks it and buys) and starts chatting it up with me about Ketosis and asks me, "if I can join!" So, -eyeroll- I say sure, it's hard work, but great. Fast forward 10 am, she's still trailing alone side me as I vacuum the house and get their laundry ready to do. Watching. Just fucking watching, with her piglet fingers wrapped around her giant mug of sugar water. We go into my room, where the washer and dryer are, and I start a load and go to sit on my laptop. Now, I work from home, meaning I need my privacy. She sits on my bed while I'm at my desk, and asks me if she can play Halo. (For some reason that made me really happy because I had NO clue she was interested in games like that.) So I said sure, I could push work off for later in the day. But what a mistake. She played Halo until 4pm. I casually tried to be on the phone, but she followed me outside while I walked around(she ofc stayed in once spot, watching me walk) So I walked back into my room, and she followed, got back on my Xbox, and started playing with the volume up mad loud. I tried so hard to hint at her leaving, I even said I needed to shower, but no. She stayed with me, in my room all day. Once my partner got home, she had them go get Chipotle. She got the gnarliest burrito, on top of her egg and spam breakfast, and ice cream lunch. And ate that shit on my bed. She made such a fucking mess. There was literally rice and meat on my bed...  I can't post much, because my partner is home right now. But I'll most likely add more.  Bye !