No introspection in some of these hams My girlfriend told me of this whale who came into her job today. Long story short, she was too big for the doors. It took her three tries before she was able to squeeze through the frame. According to my gf, the woman's thighs were too damn big in every direction. For this reason, it wasn't as simple as turning sideways to get in. She also told me that the woman seemed unfazed at any point, as if it was just a normal occurrence.  Oh yeah, the name of the place? Church's Chicken