I invented something brilliant on my way to work today Okay imagine if I, a fit person, suspend something like a reinforced hula hoop around my waist. Something that then gives me the same amount of space, the same social footprint, as a fat person. How much would you pay to be able to take up as much space as a lardbeast on public transit? Going to the movies? Guess you get three seats! Walking down a hallway at work? Everyone else better press to the wall!