Fat fuck security guard This mother fucker. I do private security contractor work worth this fat fuck. We're basically fancy security guards or legit rent-a-cops.  I've posted about this fuck before but none of this is really relevant just a explanation for why I'm interacting with him at all.  Just today this fuck, while talking about the trumpleton sexual assault allegations, said some shit I couldn't believe.  So the news on the tv near by was saying trump responded with "she wouldn't be my first choice". I jokingly said that's not the way you want to respond to this shit. Fatty laughs and says "totally, but it worked for me" So.  This beast has told me about beating an elderly man while doing corrections, so now I'm assuming he's sexually assaulted someone as well.  He goes on to tell me how some girl who his fat ass calls "large" etc accused him off hitting on her inappropriately and he refuted it by saying he would never hit on her because she was fat.  I have to sit there and listen to him as he works himself up saying more and more insulting things about her.  Started with she was larger, working up to why would I ever hit on her she's fat disgusting etc.  He even goes on to say how he may have body shamed her and blah blah blah.  I just dont know how someone as fat as he is can pretend like he's too good for someone who realistically was likely somewhere near his own size. The ham delusion is strong with this one.  Honestly the way he talked I would suspect he was maybe a shitlord if he weren't at least class 2 obese. God help me if he's some delusional fat lurker here. TL;DR:obeast refuted sexual harassment by employing his ham delusion insinuating he was to good to hit on another ham. P.S. sorry for the long incoherent post I'm thumb fucking this into my phone because I need to vent this absurdity or I may shitlord on him harder than I have slipped and done before.  And I just know he'd have hurt fee fees and try and get me fired.