Fat Hygenist Just got my teeth cleaned and I didn't get my usual hygenist.  It was this younger girl who is always sitting at a desk behind the receptionist.  I figured this meant she was a backup secretary or something, but apparently she's trained to do shit with teeth.  So aside from her being forced to cram her tits into my head just so she could get close to my mouth, and the fact that she was breathing like her explorer was a god damn 45 pound Olympic bar the main problem I had was complete lack of understanding about my pain.  Pain in a cleaning?  Yes, here's why.  She kept using the long metal handle of one of her tools to pry my mouth open.  It might have been her mirror, but she would wedge it on the outside of my teeth, then lever it away from her to force my mouth open.  It hurt like fucking hell the first time she did it and the more she did it the sorer the edges of my mouth got and the more it hurt.  What kind of fucking psychopath do you have to be to use such force on a patient?  I mean, why not cut out the middle man and bring in the jaws of life.  Plus to be honest, it didn't seem like a very thorough cleaning, she only spent a second or two on each tooth and she only polished the very center on the outside of each tooth.