Reminds me of a story. I had this classmate in English class when I was a freshman in high school. We had just read "The Most Dangerous Game." This classmate was fucking massive and beyond stupid. I am talking about a 450 lb 9th grader. How you get to be 450 lbs at that age (what 14 or 15?) is beyond me. Classroom was on the second story right by the staircase. Everyday he was 4 minutes late for class, huffing and puffing after climbing those stairs. Anyway, teacher asked him what the most dangerous game was, knowing he obviously didn't read the short story. Dumb shit kept answering with all sorts of different animals like "jaguar" and "water buffalo".