I imagine the conversation going,  Thinny : "Look (fatass) after seeing you in the hospital after you had that stroke I am really worried for your health and I want to help you become healthy and strong for the future so we can be best friends for a long time because I love you and I care about you. I can help you lose weight..." Fatty: REEEEEEEEEEEE BITCH NO STOP UHPPRESSING ME I NEVAH WANNA SPEEK TO YA AGEN