My first (real, loud) public shitlord! With my kids! I feel so proud of myself... Yesterday I took my girls to Old Navy (I know, home of the ridiculous vanity sizing, and a lot of their stuff is just too huge for us, but they have some really cute dresses right now and the XS/S/P sizes are almost always available) and spent too much money on said summer dresses and some basic t-shirts and jackets--they've outgrown some of their stuff from last summer. Anyway. All went well until we reached the doors to leave. This fat woman was about to walk in as we reached the doors--we actually reached them first and my hand was almost on the door. I foolishly hesitated; she grabbed the door, yanked it open, and shoved herself right into the building, right past my girls and me, glaring at me as she did so. I turned and said rather loudly, "Yeah, thanks. Thanks, Porky," as we exited the building. My slim girls and I laughed all the way back to the car. I know it's small, but I'm still proud of myself! I hope it ruined her day.