Dugong invasion My local pool has two pools - indoor for classes and outdoor free-for-all. I turned up and the attendant asked me if I knew that the indoor pool is booked out. Well, no, but it's not relevant to me 'cause I prefer to swim outside. I turned my head, and saw the indoor pool was filled to the brim with former female dugongs doing aqua aerobics to "I'm Bringing Sexy Back" (ha!). Told the attendant I was intending to use the outdoor pool anyway.  The outdoor pool was cold AF but a peaceful oasis. It was me and another slim lady swimming laps. Unfortunately I finished my swim at the same time as the herd of dugongs. The changeroom was a horror show. Why are the people nobody wants to see naked usually the ones who lack inhibitions? It was like that Seinfeld episode with the naked fat man on the subway, except with three dozen fat women. Ended up elbowing my way out of the changeroom because these bitches obviously had water in their ears. They didn't move out of the way when I said "excuse me". Just fats being inconsiderate as usual.