And my bullshit! The fattivists are a perfidious enemy. Hordes of them swarm the Internet, attempting through propaganda and angry rhetoric to justify their loathsome lifestyle. Indeed, this is likely the only sense in which they can be described as "active." Now, science has always been firmly in the anti-fat camp, and a better ally can rarely be found. However, I argue that in order to effectively combat the crap the fattivists spew across the Internet, we need our own rhetoricians to explain why fat is an evil. As our bodies are self-evidently more attractive than theirs, so should we strive to make our arguments. By persuasively enumerating why fitness is not just desirable, but necessary, it is my hope that we might sway more fence-sitters and fat sympathizers. To that end, I plan to write a couple more essays regarding the profanity that is obesity. They may turn out to be ridiculous and confusing, like the one I released last night, but should I convince but one more person of the righteousness of our cause, I believe it will have been worth it. In this critical of health issues, my bullshit is at your service. [edit: misspelling]