If you go through my submission history, you'll see that I've posted stories before. Its funny, 'cause I used to dread dealing with fats, but now, whenever one of them opens their mouth to do something other than put food in it, it's something stupid that comes out, and I think to myself "oh boy, this might be another story for FPH!".  9 times out of 10, it ends up being too boring, but sometimes I strike gold.