Best Friend is Shitlord After All So he and I dated a long time ago, didn't work out, and have been best friends for a long time and hiking buddies. I would sometimes make a comment about a hambeast, and he would neither defend the person nor join in commenting with me, so I wondered where he stood on the subject. He is good looking, dates fit women and works out. So the other day we were over at his Mom's house so he could pick up something. His parents are fit, but his younger sister, 22 , weighs 300lbs give or take. I never could understand where she got it from. Anyway, we're in the kitchen talking to his mother, and the beast walks in, all upset. Seems her "boyfriend" of 2 weeks dumped her. So the Mom is trying to comfort her, saying he just wasn't the one for her, etc and hambeast runs off crying to her room. Mom yells after her " and remember, honey, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SETTLE!" My friend grabs a couple of apples for us, and on his way out he looks over and says to her "yes she does, Mom. she DOES have to settle."