I hate hospital food.  The last time I was admitted, I had family members sneak in some nice sushi for me to enjoy.  Of course the fatass nurses freaked out, something about how sick people shouldn't be eating raw meat.... blah blah blah.  The nice shitlord doctor heard about it when they bitched to him, and he just asked me where I was getting it from because he was dying for some good sushi too.