Yeah, I was confused by the whole, "Metabolism burns 800 fewer calories per day!" thing. I mean, they probably don't have the same amount of muscle mass as a normal human plus extra skin hanging off everywhere. I can guarantee most stopped working out shortly after the show, too. Finally, the "average" man (or woman) burns more calories in America because they're fatter, have more mass and require more calories. Adding all that together and this stupid article kind of makes sense. But, you can't just say your body isn't supposed to be normal-sized because you were a fat fuck for decades.