Why are fat people allowed to have mobility scooters? Last weekend, I went to the beach on vacation with some of my buddies and my girlfriend. One of my friends is using crutches because he broke his foot. This beach we went to has a pretty long boardwalk and walking the whole distance on crutches with a gimpy foot would probably be a painful experience, so we went to a little shop at the entrance to the boardwalk where they rented out mobility scooters. Unfortunately for him, they were all rented out. So now on top of my buddy having to limp around on his crutches all day, we also had to walk at half speed so he could keep up with us. We stopped at a bar to get some drinks, and while we're staring out at the people walking by, we hear a chorus of chortles over the sounds of little electric motors struggling to run. Turns out Fatty Mcbeetus and his scooter gang of 6 middle aged pork orcs come wheeling down the boardwalk in their matching scooters in a fucking horizontal line, as if there were no other people on the very crowded boardwalk. These people disgust me. Thanks for renting out all of the scooters so that ACTUAL HANDICAPPED/INJURED PEOPLE don't have a chance to use them. Lack of self control and willpower isn't a handicap. These motherfuckers had gigantic open bags of chips and popcorn hanging out of the front baskets. You're not handicapped, you're a gross disgusting waste of human flesh. Fuck fat people. Fat privilege is taking mobility scooters away from people who actually need them.