Are you my husband?  ...I am a city girl, born and raised in the dreaded north.  He's a country boy,from the south.  All of the in laws are fat, and he told me on our first date he loved how tiny I was.  @supa_fupa mentioned below, that they think fat girls are more fertile.  Can confirm this.  They call the fatties, a "woman with child bearing hips".  Naturally, my in laws fucking hate me and the most vocal is his cousin (that never grew up and is massively obese as fuck).  God damn, I'm so happy we cut those people out of our lives. Anyways, noticed a ton of heffers in the south.  We are constantly surrounded by them and I'm constantly triggering them.  Every time I trigger them, they always make a comment about how I'm from the north...Like somehow my thinness has to do with where I was born.  Fucking logic doesn't exist here.  It's just fat, lazy, sweaty obeasts.