Even retards get cico I drive to work around 8 every morning and each morning in my somewhat rural neighborhood I enthusiasticly get waved at by a slightly overweight woman walking to the bus stop in her late 40s-early 50s. She clearly has some sort of mental disorder and sometimes is wearing a crown or fairy wings etc. The house she lives in is also occupied by two enormous hams and I'm assuming one of them is her legal guardian.  Normally I wave and go on my way. Well this morning I came across her and she was clearly upset by something. Her usual smile is clearly a face of concern and she's further in the street than she should be. I slow way down and roll the window down to see what's going on. She frantically starts motioning at me to be quiet. I assume she's bothered by my car (an SS Camaro with a huge motor and louder than usual exhaust) so I shut down the car and try to get her attention again by saying hi. She again motions at me to be quiet. I finally get out and walk over to her (my neighborhood doesn't really have much traffic) she is quite spooked and tells me she's afraid to walk any further because there is a skunk in the culvert under the street. I assure her that it's OK and I'll walk with her to the stop at the end of the street. She finally agrees and we chat a bit. She clearly has the mind of a young child but is very friendly and pleasant. I asked her why she walked to the bus stop everyday and she told me she wants excersize so she doesn't get fat like her obese aunt (who I assume is her keeper). Apparently the bus program here will come to her house if she calls them, but she prefers the walk to get to the library.  That's right shitlords/ladies a woman with the IQ of a young child understands the basics of not being a giant ham. I have no doubt that she'd be thin if she was around better food. It's really a sad world where a retarded woman who's afraid of things little kids are can put together a concept that the majority of humanity no longer understands...