Obnoxious pig in the supermarket A few hours ago, I went to the supermarket to get some food. All was going well while I was in the fruit and vegetables aisle, as I expected, since very few huge planets actually go there due to the rather cramped nature of the area. The issues started when I walked into the cereals aisle, which had a bit more space. It also unfortunately attracted many pigs, due to the Beetus Pops etc. As soon as I turned into the cereal aisle, I bumped into a piglet who had leapt out from behind a shelf. The situation is somewhat difficult to describe accurately, so I'll provide a diagram of the area. Anyway, this piglet jumped out from behind the display tower (which contained chocolate and shit like that), and I accidentally hit it with my shopping cart. Presumably it was playing some game with its friends or whatever, and thought I was one of them. Anyway, the piglet's mother who we'll call Sow immediately got angry. She half-stomped half-waddled up to me, took a few breaths, and said something to the effect of, "Excuse me? Could you please apologize to my daughter? Her feelings got hurt." Well, I would have done it anyway even if Sow hadn't said that. I quickly said "sorry" to the piglet, and took myself and my shopping cart past them. (As an unrelated side note, this sow's accent was strikingly similar to that of Simppluh Surruh.) The piglet soon began to cry. How this is really possible is a mystery to me. I didn't hit it hard enough for it to still be hurting now; I wasn't travelling particularly fast as it was a corner. Whatever. Pigs are oversensitive. The sow tried to calm the piglet down, but was rather unsuccessful. I got the impression that the sow's constant talking was continuously reminding the piglet of what had happened. Anyway, the sow eventually said, "The man has apologized. He'll buy you some chocolates on the way out." I had at no point agreed to such a thing. And anyway, it would make the piglet even more overweight. So I just continued shopping, thinking of whether the event was noteworthy enough to write on FPH tonight --- but it gets even better. As I was exiting the cereal aisle, Sow waddled up to me with three mars bars in hand. How the pig was capable of waddling that fast, I never knew. Perhaps it had eaten something to keep those sugahs up. She said, "I want you to buy these for my daughter. That's the only way that her feelings won't be hurt." Now I was very pissed off. I told the ham, "Her feelings will be hurt by you because you promised her chocolate from a stranger, but she won't get it. I didn't agree to buy anything for you. Buy it yourself." The ham became enraged and said loudly in a condescending voice, "You are hurting her feelings! You shouldn't have crashed into her!" The sow by now had waddled closer to me, and I could smell its stale breath. It's unlikely that the ham had brushed its teeth in a rather long time. I was impatient to get to the checkout and be free of this sow's repulsive presence. So I simply took my unbought items and walked into the checkout, which was vacant. The sow remained standing in the same spot, bitching loudly in my direction. I ignored it. Eventually, the piglet half-stomped and half-ran towards its mother, with a selection of sweets within her corpulent hands. "I want these!" the piglet screeched piercingly. Trying to be quiet, the mother appeared to explain to the piglet that she couldn't have any chocolates or sweets, since they didn't have enough money. But they were quite close to me, so I heard it all. By the time I had paid for my shopping, the annoying piglet was screaming and throwing a tantrum. She threw the candy in various directions, before jumping up and down in rage and kicking various shelves of items. I left before I could see any more. I expect the mother eventually had to deal with more than a few hurt feelings, because she attempted to take the easy way out and placate her daughter with food. Stupid fat fucks.