Thin privilege is enjoying rides at PlayLand. I was boarding the Crazy Beach Party ride at the PNE when I saw two beached landwhales board the ride. For those of you who don't know, when you take a seat you need to pull down a sort of strap over your body. Each couple of degrees you rotate it towards you body it makes a click, meaning it has locked to at least that degree. A sort of pre-ride-bell rings and if it fully rings it means a self-safety test of the ride was successfully completed and the ride will continue. Otherwise it release all passengers and the ride does not start. The seat looks like this (sorry for the shitty quality but its the best I can find) : https://slimgur.com/image/zbc Anyway, fatty lard ball Mrs. Mcgee waddles across me and takes a seat. There is no way in fuck this person is going to be able to pull that thing over their lard. BUT to my surprise, they manage to squeeze down one click. Likewise for a smaller planet also attending the ride. The ride attendant comes around and checks everyone's seats to assure they are sufficiently secure. He eyeballs Mrs. Mcgee (the larger of the two planets) and advises her that if the pre-ride-bell does not ring and all the seats are released, she will have to leave. The attendant leaves and everyone's eyes are filled with excitement and joy. *DING DING DIII --- * Oh god the humiliation in hammies eyes when her seat strap raises. It never felt so good to be on a ride that didn't start. Mountains of sweat and tears pour from lardos face as she leaves the ride. One orbital field down, another to go. The cycle repeats and mini planet's face is the only one that is not full of joy. His face full of discomfort & worry. The ruthless shitlording of a safety test microcontroller's fat-shaming wrath is upon him. I am more excited now, more than ever before. I think this moment triumphs my experience on any ride before. My $50 ticket has provided me more than its worth of entertainment and I still have yet to even enjoy my first ride. The planet accepts defeat when his seat raises, and runs off in humiliation. It was kinda like this, but more juicy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVAsGJCBKFU Totally irrelevant video of fatties talking about not being able to fit into rides: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLFkn3yd7q4