Went To The ER Tonight For A Couple Fractures... And there were NO FATTIES. I almost didn't know where I was. Granted, I was on a military base, but still. That really doesn't matter these days. There are still civilian nurses at the hospital so there should have been some hamhocks on duty. But there weren't. There were some pre-fats, but no skinny fats and not full blown whales. Not even the patients waiting in the lobby were blobs. Come to think of it, I haven't seen any lardbarges today.  Is something going on? EDIT: I live in San Antonio. We're the 3rd fattest city in the country (last I checked) but we look like we're fattest city in entire world. It was like all the fats just vanished into thin air (I giggle every time I think about that).