Why I hate fat people - bathroom edition Recently my company moved into a new building and I've had the pleasure of experiencing a whole new level of fatty behavior in the most sanctified of places - the bathroom.  Here are my top 5 grievences, feel free to join in if you have your own. 1) Fatties smell .  There's no denying that they lack the flexibility and dexterity to clean themselves properly and so gain a stench that extends 1 ft for every additional point of BMI. 2)  William Tell they are not.  They'd be lucky to see their feet much less their dicks, so you better believe they're making this shot blind and hit the walls and the floor. 3) They destroy seats.  Their lack of aim extends to other areas as well.  Carelessly crashing upon the commode, they'll break the hinges as well as they toilet itself if it is wall-mounted. 4) Flush for fuck's sake!  Just because they can't turn around in a normal stall does not absolve them from the duty of responsible waste elimination. 5) They take forever.  Fatties are less productive and more obstructive due to their frequent/extended bathroom trips.  Their crappy diets mean that they spend more time in the stall especially during the morning rush. /rant