Fat nurses are the worst I just got out of the hospital with a broken arm and clavicle (which suck btw), and I was shocked at just how many fat nurses there were and how shitty they were at their jobs. Whenever the thin nurses would have to move me from one bed to another they were all extremely careful to not move my arm around, and my pain levels stayed at a nice consistent level 3. Whenever the fat nurses moved me they would end up twisting my arm in some weird way instantly causing my pain levels to shoot up to an 8 even with a couple shots of dilaudid in me. One ham nurse had a hard time finding a vein for an IV line and had to prick me 3-4 times, the thin nurse that did it next got it on the first try. The ham nurse who connected a saline drip to my IV did it with the bag below my arm, causing blood to rush from my arm into they bag requiring them to start a new line (in her words "haha whoops guess we got an accidental blood donation", fuck off fatty, do your job correctly and don't make shitty jokes out of you fucking up). One ham nurse kept fucking up the placement of the EKG monitors and had to keep tearing out my chest hair. Another fatty nurse dropped the pain pills I got later and I had to move around with my newly repaired, and still very painful, arm to get them. These problems never happened with any of the thin nurses. TL;DR Fatties suck at being nurses, big surprise there. Too bad there are so many of them.