Fat newbie at work is fucking terrible So I recently shuffled around jobs, successfully ditched a fatty boss and fat pos coworker, and took on a serving position because the tips are awesome and will help me save for an upcoming trip. I've worked there for barely two weeks and am already in charge of training the new girl who is fat as hell. Out of the butter pan and into the grease fire... This bitch is why I will never hire a fat if I'm ever in charge of hiring anywhere. She is slow, like "I woke up hungover at 5am for a piss and then I'm gonna go back to bed until noon" slow. That, and walks like she has a pack of twinkies up her ass, like actually waddles ffs. She has not smiled once, not even at customers. This idiot can't count for shit, and is so inattentive and careless with her customers that I've had complaints on her second day! She doesn't greet people, or when she does it's not "take a seat where you like and I'll be right with you with some menus" or "hi there, what can I get for you?" She has actually said "are you here to eat." In her drawling, lazy voice. What the fuck. I ran out 80% of her food today and had to punch in all the drinks for her tables because she wouldn't do it. She had this huge attitude to match her huge ass whenever I asked her to do something like fill the sugars or set out cutlery. She is so fat I can't get around her behind the counter or to the dish pit and since she's so damn slow I get stuck behind her when trying to run food. She leaves our prep space a mess with half finished colas and shit too.  Fat people are so damn useless and they're so fucking rude!!! She has already been fired from two places after like, a week serving. She calls less than two weeks "experience" and is demanding full time hours (which are top commodity so fuck no I'm not giving up my tables to that sow) and had a bitch fit when one of the bosses suggested she do dishwashing to supplement her hours. I'm going to talk to the foh manager about her slowness, inattentiveness, and attitude next time I see her. The business is going to suffer once she gives the restaurant a bad rep which means all us decent servers get less pay (tips). Fuck that. Bonus: smallfat coworker who has been there for a bit longer than me is late every day, (up to two hours late so far) is also slow as shit, does nothing but complain about how she's got a headache boohoo and she recently got beat to shit by some backroad chick for sleeping/cheating with her pigfucker boyfriend. (As in the smallfat is a home wrecker and got scratched up for it. Zero sympathy, greedy bitch.) Just needed to rant, carry on shitizens.