Fast Food Riot, they attack their own kind! Ah FPH, it has been a hell of a week.  I have spent the week in Cali driving all over the place working at different fast food sites.  I was on a rooftop in 105 degree weather, i had to listen to the chomping of grazing eat beasts, and to deal with their stare of stupidity as I mathed on a computer or performed amazing feats of humanity and climbed ladders, walked on roof trusses, and once scurried through a play house like a little kid (before free climbing the outside metal bars like a big kid!) Ah yes, in my weekly travel i saw horrifying adipose creatures, had to spend the whole day with several in fact. But this pales in comparison to what I saw today. Today, the fast food joint ran out of "meat" after the cowbell apparantly sounded, and the fats came to graze.  It was amazing. I stopped doing my work to watch the out come.  Several humans, hearing there was no meat, no burgers, etc... made a hasty exit.  The obeasts though... screams of anger and rage. Screaming "what about my order? What kind of place is this that you dont have food? I need food! My kid is Hungry!" Screams of anger and hatred, the fat cashier ran away, the small fat manager is trying to calm the heard of cattle before they charge at a slow waddle. Small fat manager is telling them to call corporate, explaining the problem, apologizing for the inconvenience (its fucking Las Angeles, are you telling me there arent any other near by restaurants?)  And they moo'd. En masse. Demanding free shit, vouchers for future free shit, screaming how they wanted foods now! All the fatasses in the kitchen were hiding, sacrificing their valiant small fat manager to the crowd.  I watched the obese manager scamper as fast as his little hooves xould take him back to break room, abandoning his small fat comrade (where later I found him sitting and playing bejeweled). Ah a bad week, pain. Blood and frustration. But made all the better watching the obese masses (teehee) going on a "rampage" cause they couldnt get their beetus.