Fat genderfluid sjw speshul sneuflake roomie Hello Comrades It is currently 1:03 AM and I am up to my ears in homework, but alas I shall take a break to tell you lovely peeps about my old roommate.  I lived in an apartment with 3 other girls (key word LIVED; I booked it the second I could sell my lease)  Anyways one girl was a small fat who turned the place into a literal trap house and then there was lil miss perfect catfish. Let me paint you a picture, of this "sneuflake" whome I shall name D.  She changed her hair about 5x over the span of 6 months, all more unusual than the last. She had about 6+ piercings (all of which she decided to tell me about *shudders) and a nasty case of crack face. She ofc used a pound of makeup to cover it up. But onto body type: short as short can get and very small framed up top. I'm talking b cup and maybe a 30 inch waist(I'm a bad judge but she could have passed as a smallfat from the stomach up), and reletively flat-ish stomach But by god it was as if a bomb went off bellow her hips. She had a shelf butt. It expanded outward but flat, so flat, on the back. I could have rested a mug on each side I swear. Not to mention she loved walking around in booty shorts showing off those hairy (totally  empowering) cottage cheese legs. Her personality was as shitty as her body so I won't even go there. You guys already know her. Probably the best story I have of her that I want to share is the day I had to clean our shared bathroom. She never helped nor attempted to keep things clean ever.  It was always "i'll do it later" but thing is, I was raised by a clean freak and am somewhat of one myself. A dirty home literally triggers me(tehe). There can be no later. So here I am wasting a good hour on this job when I spot her clit piercing on the tub wall. I know this because she decided to tell me the night before how she had so much trouble changing it. (Maybe if you wern't so fat you could do it) I nearly vomited. Thankfully she was home for me to ask her to move it, but do you know her response? I'll do it later. That clit piercing just so happened to land in the kitty litter. #sorrynotsorry. TLDR: threw fat nasty roomies lady bit stud in the kitty litter.  Blamed it on the cat. Edit: i guess I could explain the title more. Basically she switched genders every damn day and got pissed if you called her the wrong name or pronoun. Like I am supposed to know when you feel like being a man.  She once spent an hour complaining about how a "white" sorority had a mexican themed party and it was "beyond racist and offensive". She also constantly tried to convince me I'm asexual and educate me of the spectrum. I had no peace in that house.