No offense, but your plan would not work. I am pretty sure they would just scoff them down and not notice. They are disgusting. I saw an episode of <insert fat show reality tv> where the producers intentionally tried to make the food disgusting by adding hot sauce, garlic, jalapenos, onions, salt, pepper, etc in crazy amounts to nachos and wings to the food to deter the fats from eating it. They gorged ANYWAY. The only thing they said was to each other "Oh, they are a bit spicy." - it was absurd. Fucking hambeasts. Where are their tastebuds?? (rhetorical question)