A fun idea to actually go through with it and call 911, but it just seems like too much of a dick move to waste their time and might get you in trouble...sigh So in lieu of that, actually getting security, or a manager, or some helpful soul working in the place while feigning concern for the fatty might be fun. "Please do something! It looked like it was dead or dying or something and I do hate seeing animals* suffer." *My apologies to shitanimals who are better than fatties.