Fats at the gym and cargo cults. If you haven't heard of them, the tl;dr of cargo cults is backward ass natives see an airport built and supplies flown in. They assume that these foreigners built a runway to attract a flying god to bestow goodies, so they build their own shitty runways in hopes the flying god visits them.  I'm watching the eye candy turn to eye sour cream at the gym and it hits me. The cargo cult retardation is why the fats are packed in there. They see that the gym is full of fit people, so they assume going to the gym is the answer to being 200lbs lighter.  Happy new year...