RANT: She told me to slap myself. It is on. I mean, come on. I'm in the US. Last month I was uninsured, as of Mar 01 I qualified for medicare but on the 28th of Feb I didn't yet have it. For reasons I did not know I fainted 3 times in the same day, first at around 5 pm, then again around 6:30. Both times I was up, in the kitchen doing something, started not feeling well and then next thing I know I was waking up on the floor.  Needless to say hammie took me to the ER to see what was going on. I have a serious medical history with other issues. I had originally thought the first fainting was maybe a seizure as I have epilepsy however knew the next 2 faintings couldn't have been that.  Anyway, I went to the hospital uninsured. I just got the bill. It's a lot, as expected here in the US. (at least we have our freedom :| and I didn't have to wait at all to be seen at the hospital, went straight back.)  Texted hammie to tell her the total cost of the visit and her response? "slap urself" Really?  Because it turned out that I fainted because I was dehydrated. Of course I've since started drinking much more water. But seriously, slap myself because all I needed to do was drink water???  I just got a hospital bill for more than 5K!  She's fat. Like really fat. And complains all the time about gaining more and more weight. Next time she verbalizes distress about being fat I'm going to tell her to slap herself! See how that goes.  I'm open to any and all suggestions from FPH.