"Dialysis Tech" Was on my way in to work at a local hospital this morning, saw an ENORMOUS grease goblin by the elevators. No pic because HIPAA, but this thing was short and easily as wide as the goddamn elevator doors.  Best part though? Its ID badge read "Dialysis Tech". Even working putting all these poor bastards with kidney failure on dialysis for the last unpleasant years of their lives isn't enough to make that fat cunt decide to fix its body.