Hambeast cashier tries to be funny So I shop at Walmart (basically a pig trough, I know, but I'm not rich) and I often see scootypuffs and butterhams all over the place. However, the cashiers are mostly slim and respectful humans at the one I go to. Today was a different scenario. I got in line and it was very crowded, 3 people were in front of me & my girlfriend, but we could hear this horribly annoying boisterous laughter. As if a hyena was trying to sound like an evil villain. Lo and behold we get to the front and the cashier is the most disgusting, stereotypical ham. Neckbeard and all. Instead of the regular "How are you doing" or "Did you find everything alright" this gross disaster decides to greet us with "How may I torment you today?" I can't even make this up. My girlfriend just smiles and says "We're good," and the ham keeps going on with this weird, unfunny, impolite ramble. At one point it says "I'm allowed to leave if I make seven customers cry." My girlfriend isn't a shitlady (I'm working on it tho) so I didn't say what I would have liked to, but as we was leaving I did tell the ham that it needed to show some respect. We didn't stay for the response. Absolutely cringeworthy what these pigs think they can get away with.