Unemployed ham being a ham Unbelievable, guys. This fat I know has been out of work for over six months and is running out of money. She's been applying to a lot of places but getting negative replies because she is a) ham b) lazy. Lately she applied to this company who were looking for someone with pretty much her exact qualifications. Perfect opportunity. A possible escape from poverty. She got through the first two rounds of Skype interviews and was pretty happy about that. On Thursday, for the third round, they gave her homework, which apparently is supposed to take her half a day to do and she has to submit it by Monday. She just told me grumpily "well, there goes my Sunday".  Bitch, you've had six months of Sundays.