Explaining what a fupa is to someone with one (story) This was a while ago so there won't be much detail, but I was hanging outside with my fat cousin and fat neighbor in some very large pajama pants. They're very comfy, sue me. Fat neighbor: why do you wear those? They're too big. Me: so what they're comfortable Neighbor: but you have to keep pulling them up? Me: well, they have enough space for me to get pregnant or grow a 300 pound fupa, would you prefer I did that? Neighbor: what's a fupa? Me: it's when you have so much fat on your stomach it spills over Neighbor:isn't that called a muffin top? Cousin: yeah, that's a muffin top Me: no, fupas are much bigger than those.  Them: still looking stupid Me: muffin tops are what normal people have Neighbor: well fuck you too then! At first I felt bad, but then I didn't because he deserved it. Looking back on it, he knew he had a fupa. Otherwise hee wouldn't have been so offended. Don't get mad at me because you're so fat you've passed being human (I feel like I'm terrible at writing these stories, sorry)