So I watched Phantom of the Opera from 2004 last night. In high school this was my favorite musical. Of course I loved the original Broadway cast recording too. I must not have been as big a shitlady in those days because I didn't remember the Phantom's line, "Our Don Juan must lose some weight, it's not healthy in a man of Piangi's age." I giggled like crazy at the Phantom's basically saying, "Lose some weight for my musical, you fat fuck."  I also looked up some of the actors to see what they had been doing lately. Remember Christine's cute blond friend, Meg Giry? Here's how she looked in the movie: https://i.imgur.com/W2JOG8P.jpg She's apparently since lost the weight, but here's how she looked for awhile: https://i.imgur.com/sRmBgDo.jpg The story is that she went to an audition and the director told her she was too fat for the part. I imagine the Phantom looking at her and singing, "Our Meg Giry must lose some weight..."