I need to vent real quick. So earlier tonight, I was in L.A. partying at a club called Los Globos. Anyway, I'm outside on the patio, sitting with my friends, trying to get some fresh air. All of a sudden, this ham falls inches behind me. She's big enough to where I felt the wind off of her, not her actually hitting me. She fell on a food vendor's sign (apparently was wanting something to eat, surprise) and smashed the fuck out of it. She then spends the next fucking half hour arguing with security and the vendor about how it's not her fault, she doesn't need kicked out, blah blah blah. She was also dressed as Minnie Mouse, because for some reason fat chicks in SoCal love doing that.  TL;DR, fat bitch falls on a guy's sign, argues for 30 minutes about how she didn't do it.