I had a very similar thought as I read through all those specialized descriptive words - aromantic, asexual, non-monogamous - and said to myself, "All this stuff has to do with fucking vs. not-fucking, with an emphasis on the not-fucking. But everybody on this planet can already see that no one has ever or will ever fuck that thing. So it's a moot point." It's like if some neo-Nazi skinhead went around telling everyone how he would never want to apply for Israeli citizenship. "Well, no shit, pal. We all guessed as much. And you wouldn't get it anyway."