School of Hams: Cheerham Just a bit of background, my school has recently done a fundraiser where they sold donuts. Of course as a result there are donuts everywhere. In my second period science class I have 4 fats of varying sizes as well as the male teacher who has a very large beergut, but thats a story for another day. There were donuts on the table I was sitting at and of course 3 hams walk up and grab one(several). The 4th ham, who is also one of the only people on the cheer squad, waits a moment, and walks up and grabs one. I comment "you don't need that, you'll never need that." The cheerham goes back to her seat in a huff, and gorges on her donut and pulls some beetus juice out of nowhere, I of course speak up again "You don't need that either"  "Why?!" Cheerham said angrily, "Just take one look at the nutritional information on the side and see if that's a good idea," I respond. She looks for a moment acting like they cared and says this word for word, "I need to keep my sugars up,"  I just burst out laughing and said that I didn't think that people actually said that, amd cheerham started crying, because when she doesn't get her way she actually starts crying, I'd experienced this first hand in our other shared class. Because she was crying the only other healthy student started taking pity on her and trying to calm her down. Cheerham then got up and went to get another donut I, of course, said "You really don't need that." She gets pissed and asks why I didn't say anything when the other 3 hams got donuts, I explain that I didnt because I got them with sugarless gummy bears along with 2 other Hams in training. She sat back down with the donut and started crying lightly again, and the teacher told me to apologize. I apologized like this "I'm sorry... That you have no self control" and cheerham just exploded in buttears. This happened today and I just wanted to share, sorry for bad formatting because I'm on mobile.