Whales at the gym. There I was, at the gym with my shitlady mother. We had just finished up our bench presses and were moving on to the free bar for squats. Right next to the weights, completely in the way were two whales. Each one was 250lbs easy, they were in the middle of the two squat areas, doing bench presses with dumbbells. I found this odd, since we had just come from doing benches on the bar next to 2 empty benches. But there they were, hogging up the squat area doing something completely irrelevant. Not on my watch. Me, walking up: You two need to move. Whales: Uhhhhhh (blank expressions, too startled to be triggered) My mother: You know, so we don't hit you in the head when we do our squats? Me: silently glaring Whales: oh ok, since some room opened up over here we can do that they waddle off with their two 20 lb dumbbells, not to the bench area, but to the open area to keep using their dumbbells since I guess the bar was too much for them.