I can't even fathom eating a standard bag of potato or corn chips in a sitting. I buy one of those $1.49 bags at the convenience store, I never finish more than half before I have to put it away out of disgust. When I was younger and dumber it was Coca-Cola, Snickers, and a bag Doritos for lunch, if I tried that now I would puke. Give me a kale salad with a side of lemon any day of the week.