My butterbeast Aunt and the butterball to be. So my cousin is getting married this Oct to a small fat (which is fudging it a bit) the girl has a gut on her. They are young and in love blah blah. My cousin is the typical skinny guy marrying a ham. I feel sorry for him. And i'm a bridesmaid in the wedding. Yay what fun. So my porkly aunt being the motherzillaof the groom she is has a list of demands for me before the wedding. 1. cover my two small tattoos that are not offensive in anyway 2. not to lose any weight beacause to her I look sickly now 3. die my hair because it looks dull and drab. This lady is forever pushing sweet things on my and saying i look sickly and too thin she even told me i should gain a fee pounds before the wedding.