fat family visits, gets triggered in return hello fellow shitizens! sorry for my english, not my first language. so today, my father's family came to visit and god they are so freaking fat. But not just fat, they're also totally in denial about their fatness. they are eating every day, every night, talking about their cundishuns (wich are inexistent, my father comes from the same family and he is ripped). i totally loathe them. When i was young i once said to one of them that he was fat (i just said it, i didn't even made fun of it or anything) and all of them have been real bitches with me since that moment (one of them even attempted to rape me, thankfully he failed). so to explain a bit i have a depression and other problems, so i have a medication i have to take everyday. normally it's no problem, everything goes fine. but today as the family came we had to drink with them and i had a cup of champaign. that's where it begins: psychotropics meds + alcohol = inner shitlady released 1 ) i was high as fuck and when one of my fat cousin asked how i had such great abs (they're not even great, just not covered by one meter of fat) i told her i had them since one day when i was constipated and i had to push on the abs a lot. now of course that's not true, but i didn't even realized what i was saying. they returned to their house, and now i just learned that my fat cousin has eaten a ton of rice and is now constipated... what a coincidence! 2) my fat aunt said she nearly had an accident not so long ago and she was now scared of driving. i replied, word for word " you should not be afraid. you are a walking airbag... well i'd rather say a fat bag" and then i burst out in crazy laughter at my idiot joke... 3) there was a sheet hung next to us, it was drying in the sun. during a blank, i said " hey fat cousin, isn't this your undies" and i laughed alone again. 4) my fat uncle said women prefered fat guys, because more security and whatnot, i didn't even listened. i replied, screaming "the only part of a man allowed to be fat is the dick!" everyone except fat uncle was laughing. 5) eventually they left and i applied the second layer to fat cousin by saying "don't forget your swimsuit" when giving her a whole set of sheets. when your family isn't a shitlording one, it's great to have an excuse to release your hate in front of everyone ^^