Who are the shitlord heros in your life? My dad is a shitlord who taught me to maintain a healthy body through diet and exercise. My grandmother was obese and my dad would say, "do you think grandma ever exercised in her life or ate right? Nope. Don't be like her." Last time I hung out with my dad, we spotted our city's fatass mayor campaigning door to door, or rather he was sitting on someone's doorstep trying to catch his breath. My dad contorted his face and said "look at this lazy, fat fuck. How can anyone think he can run a city? He clearly sits on his ass all day." I have a friend who is one of the healthiest people I know. She LOVES exercising and she always has so much energy. I didn't think she was a shitlord until one day we talked about obesity and she said, "Why do fat people get a pat on the back for losing weight? I've skinny this whole time!" We both died laughing for a few minutes and our bond was stronger through shitlording. Also all of my friends in the medical field LOATHE fat people. I can't get enough of their stories.