Shameless and Entitled Work Ham This is a quick one, but about two months ago I was at work and my fatass coworker (250, 5'8'') came up to me when I was busy and started talking. I'm not gonna lie we all give him shit because his parents are millionaires (horse-breeding and apparently cow-breeding) who give him everything and this is his first job at 27 years old after failing out of school twice (yes, it seems impossible how many stereotypes he fits). Normally I love a good random convo except he was talking about something fucking stupid. He seriously started a random conversation with me about how his mother was raped in college, and went into graphic detail (seriously no context at all), and then told me about the clinic she runs. I was standing there open-mouthed and finally said "I don't understand why you just told me that about your mom." And I swear to you he said "Oh you wouldn't understand, MelonSquire, you've never been raped."  It doesn't matter if I've been raped or not you fucking fatass. You don't randomly bring up the rape of your family member in the middle of a crowded store and you have no idea if myself or another coworker has been raped. He gave me a ride home a bit later (in retrospect I should've just walked) and started telling me how he was fucking oppressed because he was an overweight, gay man. Like bitch, you bought a $300 wallet with daddy's money to match your car. You oppress your goddamn self. Stop eating.  Sorry for the rant but when I remember him I get so angry.