So that is why there are showers in the locker rooms at pools. I've always heard you are supposed to shower before entering the pool. I guess you wash off all kinds of bacteria or some shit before you get in the water.  I'm supposed to wash off a minuscule amount of bacteria and mean while Fatty McFatface is cleaning out his ass crack in the damn jacuzzi. Fuck it.  Normally I would try and go with the flow, but one ass crack washing a week is like a recreational WMD. I will silently dissent and forego with pre-swim washing.