I apologize if I'm being crass or tactless, but why don't gay guys want a cute skinny girl with them? It's something I've noticed around where I live; gay dudes almost always have a nasty behemoth of a womyn saunter-plodding after them. Since fatties have atrocious attitudes we know that's not why the dudes are befriending them so why accessorize with a knock off LV when you can get a Birken?