Tumblrinas trying to give themselves snowflake points with made up genders and sexualities. This particular ham is basically saying it's so fat and ugly that it doesn't display any feminine or masculine traits, it's just an amorphous blob that probably smells like shit. Pansexual exists because being bisexual is too mainstream and isn't inclusive of all the made up genders so it basically means you will literally fuck anything. This is all from the tumblr generation that I unfortunately had to become aware of because of my ex.