It's funny how Saudi clerics act like it's religiously mandatory to imitate Muhammad's every minor mannerism and habit--all of which are "X told Y who told Z that the Prophet (peace be upon him) used to..." contradictory hearsay written longer after his death than even the latest gospel, John, was written after Jesus's death--but don't care to imitate the unreliable-hearsay part about "be in great shape and able to satisfy all your wives in bed when you're 50 years old instead of being a fat fuck with a non-working penis"--they're so batshit insane strict on every derivation of the book you can possibly be strict about, including rules that aren't in the book at all, but not when it comes to being fat.  Pepsi is secretly an acronym for "Pay Every Penny to Save Israel," but Allah forbid you tell a congregation that excess calories from said Pepsi is bad. And of course you can't divorce your husband if he gets too fat to have sex because Allah forbid women have rights.  But Chubbo can just say "Talaq, talaq, talaq" and he gets a divorce from you. Like how IFB people will tell you X, Y and Z not at all mentioned in or even derived by abstraction from the Bible are sinful and forbidden to Christians, but God forbid you bring up verses like "your body is a temple for the Lord," "their God is their belly," and "put a knife to your throat if you are given to gluttony."   They're so batshit insane strict on every derivation of the book you can possibly be strict about, including rules that aren't in the book at all, but not when it comes to being fat.  Brown root beer bottles are sinful because they have the "appearance of sin"--god forbid you use the same efficient liquid-storage technology that protects it from light damage that is used for beer--but only sinful people object to consuming excess calories from root beer. Sure would be nice if more religious people took a hint from the Tamil sage Thirruvalluvar.  He had nothing nice to say about obesity in the yogic text Tirrukurral.  Fat yoga is a contradiction in terms.