The trouble is even when counting calories the porkers still manage to fuck it up either intentionally or not. They have so little concept of what constitutes a portion, that you   3992  need to add extra for everything drowned in ranch/mayo/ketchup or that their 2k calories of coffee flavour cream all need to be counted. That's the sort of logic that goes through the fatbrain when they post on insta that they can't understand why they're not losing on 14.3 calories per day.