my advice: have sex with a hot guy 5 minutes before he comes home. When he opens the door, don't act like you did anything wrong, instead say hi and passionately make out with the hottie. When yells at you tell him you have sexual needs and couldn't stand it anymore. When he protests, because you kept denying him, tell him: not by you you fat lazy pig. You either get a husband who works out and becomes hot or he divorces you and you get alimony.