Military dietician is full of fat logic Okay, so I am a shitperson in the Air Force, and every month or so, our base shuts down for a "training day". This is a fancy way of saying we all sit in the break room doing absolutely jack shit, receive a condescending lecture about being scumbags, or mop and sweep our hangar. Very important stuff, obviously. This past week, our training day was pretty par for the course until they rolled in this "dietician" who works in the clinic. Our leaders hauled her in because we as a bunch are notoriously sleep-deprived and addicted to caffeine, in addition to other bad habits. A small fat at best, she lectured us as if we were brain damaged chimps (because, y'know, maintainers and all), and I shit you not these topics were covered, all the while I was about to fucking explode from rage and disbelief: And this went on for about an hour. I kept quiet, but inside my head, this was on repeat: "SFD, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things i have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award no points, and may God have mercy on your soul". Guess thats what we get when your base's dietician gets her degree from Costco.