I had the greatest night out with my shitladies. First, we got to shitlord by existing. The movie theater we went to had these big comfy seats, and you could fold up the armrest. We found two seats we liked, so the three of us (fit adult females) comfortably sat in seats meant for two. A butterbeast and its beta glared at us.  Next, I found out that my new friend is almost as much of a shitlady as me! We were talking about Whitney Whale Thore, and she had harsh, harsh words about Whitney and formerly human blobs in general.  Best girls night ever.