Potato-bodied pig-faced obeast This is a rant by proxy. Girlfriend is a teacher, and was shouted at by another teacher for, and I quote, "You're so skinny, it makes me sick. (to other teachers) Doesn't it make you sick how skinny she is? I've never been that skinny in my life, it makes me sick." From a pig with a g-band that has lost a grand total of 12lb in 4months since having the band fitted. Girlfriend isn't even skinny, she's athletic with thighs to crush watermelons.