I just need to fucking vent I'm new here but I've been lurking for a while. I'm so frustrated about not being able to say shit to fat fucks in my life because of various reasons. Mainly HR. Here's a list of instances with fats that have made me rage over the last few weeks so I apologize if it's a mess. The fat bitch at work. She didn't get another contract like most other people because she's a lazy cow who'd rather spend all day making tea and texting. Somehow she got a better paying job in the same field because she's got a lot of experience. On her CV that must look good but in reality she coasts through the day. Oh and having to be thin on your wedding day is merely a "misconception"...right. Yeah just spend shit tonnes of money only to look back at your wedding photos thinking you look fat. Yet before she left I heard her mutter that she doesn't like weighing herself because it makes her depressed.  The fatty who doesn't like walking in my friend group. We visit a castle and climb the battlements, not worth the effort for the view apparently. She's got fibromyalgia, is 5ft 1 and 200lbs. Somehow I think losing 80lbs will alleviate her condition but nope, she'll never be skinny so what's the point. Cos a life of inhaling shit cake is TOTALLY worth being a 30 year old virgin living in a pigsty. As if losing weight to become attractive is hard to do! In one day she inhaled: 2 heavily buttered crumpets, a big bowl of pork belly ramen, 2 steamed buns, green tea with sugar (only fatties add sugar to everything), a huge slice of disgustingly sickly sweet cake, 12 pieces of sushi, a sharer bag of chocolate, breaded chicken pieces and 1/3 of a salad. That's all I saw but holy shit, I wonder why you're fat! I wonder how you can improve! She buys food "to share" then doesn't share it. Key quote "I don't mind losing a bit of my mobility, I just don't want to lose my thinking power". She always complains she's broke then five minutes later tells me she got Dominoes pizza the other night. Seriously a takeaway most nights a week is not fucking ok. Oh and buying a deep fat fryer cos you're too lazy to cook doesn't make sense. A 200 calorie tin of soup is my idea of a lazy dinner. She's obsessed with food/drink being sweet. Even water, cos plain normal actual water is "icky". Typical fatty always wanting the skinny guys, not the fat ones you suggest they date. A guy I went to college with is married and has a kid. He knows I'm getting married. He was fat when I knew him but holy shit he's probably not seen his dick for years. He joked "oh now I guess I've missed my chance to hook up with you lol!" I told him to back off and he said "just meant as a joke hahaha........got a massive dick though.....you're a good looking woman though....." so I've cut off all contact with him. Loser. The fat fuck who wears a shitty old tracksuit with his buttcrack hanging out, smells of old sweat. Thinks he's superior to everyone because somehow being married and having a kid is something not many people have?  The fat bitch at the local store. She must be 21 and wears a bondage collar that says "pup" to work. If she was my employee I'd send her home until she's learnt that no one wants to see that shit.   The fat creepy guy on the edge of the friend group. Forcing everyone to do shots on a night out. Like going over to them, standing over them, continually insisting they drink the shot. Throws his money around cos he has it. He lost 140lbs and is still fat. He sees my weight loss chart on my wall. He's drunk, leans in towards me so his head nearly touches mine and says "are you ok? you're skinny and beautiful already....are you ok?" Yeah, totally fine. Sick of not looking athletic actually.  I swear one day I will just snap.