Jesus. No kidding.  "Hmmmm. I'm already fat as hell. I'll celebrate losing 80 pounds by shaving my head so that I'm just as repulsive looking, regardless."    Honestly, I feel so bad for all our lesbian shitladies. The pool is beyond shallow in some areas. (Forgive my snap judgement on the, erm...sexuality du jour of this thing. Just get that vibe.)