Keep making excuses for your gynecomastia, you filth.  Your lies and treachery have no bounds.  Untruths do not and will never translate into the human form you so desperately crave http://imgur.com/yWszG64 You contribute nothing to the sub, you merely exist as something for everyone to laugh at.  You're actually the one thing all the mods can come together to agree on:  You're the fabled Universal Lolcow.  No one feels bad for you.  No one pities you.  You're the court jester.  You have absolutely no redeeming character traits, and quite simply you disgust me.