Fat Sorority Roommate Rant I've been debating about posting this for months because I don't want it traced back to me and my house but after living with her for a semester there's too much not to share. I go to a school in the SEC and being in a sorority I'm normally surrounded by fit college students. But anyone who was greek knows that it is hard not to let a legacy in the house based solely on their looks alone. Unfortunately come room pick we only had four girls and we needed five so they gave us the one straggler who we will call Hammy.  Hammy is your average obeast, fat and lazy as hell. You can't see the floor of her room but thankfully she keeps her door closed due to the overwhelming stench of rotting food because she apparently isn't capable of taking out her trash. We live on the top floor without an elevator so she has to walk up multiple flights of stairs to go anywhere so she just never leaves the room unless it is to get more food, not even to go to most of her classes.  Thankfully she is really easy to shitlord because almost everything my fit roommates and I do seems to 'trigger' her. We go to the rec (gym) together and she gets really upset at us for bonding without her. We suggest going to this awesome salad place for dinner and she cries and insist we stay in and order a pizza or take out, which she gets at least 2-3 times a week.  One of my roommates feels bad leaving her out so she convinced her to come with us to a yoga class on campus, after about 20 minutes of very light and basic stuff she is huffing and puffing and ready to leave. When we finally got done she was outside drinking a smoothie because she 'earned it' and then bragged to everyone else at dinner she worked out really hard that day. the next day she said she was going to start doing it in our living room with the DVD sets we have but when she put them in she was 'too sore' to actually do the moves so she just watched and counted that as her workout for the day. The worst thing is when we all plan on going out the the frats or bars and she decides she just has to go with us about 20 minutes before we are leaving. We all work hard and are proud of our 20 year old in shape bodies so we tend to show them off with crop tops or tight dresses but unfortunately Hammy also thinks she can pull them off. When she goes out with us its almost a guarantee that not a single attractive guy will talk to us because she always assumes they are there for her and will drive them away with her overall disgustingness but hell I don't blame the guys, I would run away too. I have a ton of stories about her I'll try to post with more details about her absurd fat logic and just overall grossness. After a semester of living with her I just couldn't handle not sharing with anyone because unfortunately none of my friends are comfortable openly shitlording or discussing it.