My GTA Online shitlordong story This story is lighthearted and a lot less serious So, in GTA Online, they have this new DLC thing called the "Executives and Other Criminals" update. There are a couple of new cars ans new apartments and stuff. You can start your own criminal organization, become a "VIP", and hire other players as bodyguards. One of the DLC options was a luxury yacht. So I shelled out about $8 million and bought a yacht. I did a heist. If there's one thing a heist does in the game, it functions as a bonding experience between the players involved. I asked the other guys after the heist was done," hey, you wanna chill on my yacht?". I sent them invites and they all accepted. I also started handing out invites to pretty much everyone on the session, until there were about 10 people on my yacht.  One dipahit types on the chat, "So, is this a party or what? Maybe I should get some blow and a fat hooker" I pulled out my shotgun and headshot him on the spot, then I banned him from my yacht. For fat sympathy.