Realization while hiking in the cold Recently while hiking in the cold I had a realization about how it is to be fat. For the uninformed; whenever you're out in the cold and you need to dry your socks, warm your mittens or keep your water bottle from freezing, you pack it all inside your jacket close to your body. This way your body heat dries or warms up whatever item you put next to it. While doing this you end up with a huge stomach from the jacket. And thus, you have trouble peeing because you can't see your genitals. You have a harder time fitting the backpack because the straps are hidden. The big jacket is full of life saving items, and the fats just have a tractor tire of lard around their waste. This is how fat people have it ALL the time. Why would they ever choose this?