When fat people say "I prefer a dad bod because it's more comfy to snuggle with and they're down to chill and have a pizza!" I see your fucking lies and delusion before your sentence is even finished. You know damn fucking well that you have zero chance of getting with a fit man or woman so you rationalise that you actually prefer a fat partner after all. I can see your insecurity pouring through the fucking pores of your skin. Because you know for a fact that the fit man/woman will make you feel like shit by mere existence because they remind you of your failure, lack of discipline, lack of self respect, gluttony and your willingness to justify it by being surrounded by other lazy people. Because to you, if others are also doing what you're doing, it's okay for you to do it. It's pathetic. Grow some fucking balls and care for your body, you lazy fuckers. You are not attractive, you are not feisty, you are not fierce, you are not sassy, you are not curvy, you are not motivated, you are not "concerned about more important things". You are overindulgent, lazy, F A T, unhealthy, experiencing joint pain in abundance, unable to climb two flights of stairs without showing up to the office without looking like you've been running through the Saharan sun for 3 hours. Every day, you are lowering your life expectancy and willingly so.