Doctor convinced my mom Starvashun Mode responsible for her weight gain. My fatass mom is somewhere in the 200's range. She carries it all out in front and looks 9 months pregnant with twins. It's disgusting to look at. She waddles around in sweatpants day in day out. She eats like shit. She finally got the courage (which I applaud) to go for a physical and had to come to terms with her weight. I'm sitting here listening to her happily tell her sister on the phone that according to the doctor, her weight is because she skips breakfast, so her body goes into starvation mode and holds onto all her fat.  I am sitting here fuming. I'm angry that a doctor would tell her this shit, and I'm angry that she's too stupid to realize that eating a caramel macchiato yogurt for breakfast every morning isn't going to magically solve her fucking weight problem.  Sigh.  Time to amp up the fat shaming this Christmas.