I got to shitlord - short but curvy One man responded to my profile with a few "nice" chat chirps. His profile described his body type as "Curvy," he described himself as working on his weight, and his pictures showed more chins than one person should have. Weird, because I specify quite clearly that I don't want to be contacted by fat men. Dude asked me to go to the beach and asked if I was "DTF," and I replied "Only if that means 'Don't Touch Fatties'."  Oh yeah, a lesbian contacted me to see if I would be interested in being her feedee. I thought it was someone from here fucking with me.