Former fats are THE WORST I have to rant about this because I’m getting so unbelievably irked.  A girl I went to High School with, who, was unbelievably narcissistic at 265+ pounds, recently lost “100” lbs. I put it in quotations because she constantly posts her myfitness pal updates to show everyone, but always blocks out her weight. Anyway, she’s gotten even more unbearable because she posts updates every single day along with like 30 selfies in the same pose.  And it got me thinking. All “former” fatties do this!! The only former whales I can tolerate are people who lose the weight and never speak of it again because they’re embarrassed by it. Every person I know who has lost weight that never stops taking selfies, or talking about it, or giving basic ass advice, and don’t forget bragging every time they manage to lose half a fucking pound, these are always the same people who gain it back. The few people I know who don’t talk about it have managed to keep it off for years. The ones who are annoying about it, maybe a few months tops.  My philosophy is: lose weight and move the fuck on. And if you ever do chose to talk about it, maybe wait until you can spend at least a couple years human size. Fuck.