Mr brother retired from a city Fire Department 2 years ago. For most of his career he was a Firefighter/Paramedic. It got to the point where he dreaded being assigned to the MICU. Low rent area behind the station and other similar areas scattered throughout town. These people would treat the Fire Dept. Paramedics as their primary care physicians. He hot burnt out fast due to the endless stream of illegals & non-tax paying people calling 911 at 3 am for a stomach ache that they had for a week. Or the certain class of call center employees that decided they needed to start their weekend early by "having chest pains" right after being handed their Friday paychecks. Free ambulance ride, quick check by ER doctor - obviously nothing wrong and they were immediately released. He even had one hop off the gurney after being unloaded, said thanks and walked off. (They were able to curtail a lot of this by telling these employees to lay on the floor and open thier shirts/blouses because they needed to do a 12 lead. These fat fucks certainly didn't want their co-workers seeing their stretch marked udders, so they would decide it was indigestion or heartburn and they refused medical.) You would think this would be gags on The Simpsons. Happens in real life though.