Fatties and animals So I recently got a friend of mine into birds and she decided shed prefer to get one that needs a home than buy from a breeder. We check out a few websites and theres a conure in the area. Sweet birds, great for beginners. The chick who made the posting is a hambeast.. her fingers are visible in the posting and theyre sausages bloated around her quirky pink nailpolish, teehee.  She asks about the cage and the ham seems reluctant to show it. She then admits its dirty. Uhoh... We havent gotten to see it yet even still. Now my friend wants to save this poor bird really badly. I bet this poor things cage is a mess.