Shitlord ultrasound tech just shared this gem with me Had an ultrasound today. One conversation leads me to another and she tells me that one time she had a very very fat patient, and she couldn't access the baby. She had the patient lift up the pannus so she could scan her belly. Underneath the pannus roll (that's medical jargon for FUPA) is a tattoo of the phrase "aren't you lucky," Patient smiles and goes, "yup, there's that." Husband was apparently a personal trainer or something and super in shape. Gag. There goes my appetite for the rest of the day.