Oh my God, I'd lose it!! And my lunch. The dude who owns my club also owns 6 other clubs, one of them being a very small "neighborhood" club. When I was new to dancing, they asked me if I'd like to try dancing over there and I said yes, mostly out of curiosity. Well, and because I had worked at a dive bar as a bartender for a while and actually made some serious cash, bc it had become a hipster hang out. That club....not so much. Toothless customers and fat dancers ugh. I made like $400 (which is OK for a Wednesdays, I guess) but I never went back. Nope.