A shitlording boy was in Reader's Digest If you don't know, Reader's Digest is a magazine-type thing that old people (and myself) read. They have a section where people submit their jokes and funny stories and publish them. I couldn't find a copy of it on the website, but here's a paraphrased story from a landwhale. The landwhale's a speech therapist. The little boy has trouble saying the "k" sound. She gave him Play-Doh and had him form it into body parts of the teacher.  (Why anyone would want to scar a young child like that, I have no idea.) So he makes something. Landwhale asks if the sculpture is of her neck. The boy says, "no, that's your chin." Landwhale wants the kid to say "neck" because it has a "k" sound. He plays with it some more. "Is that my neck?" asks Landwhale. Boy responds, "no, that's your other chin."