Biometric Screening day is my favorite day of the year Thankfully I work for a company that rewards people for taking care of themselves by offering low insurance rates.  The insurance company sets up shop in a spare conference room, measures everybody's BMI, and does a basic fingerprick style blood screening and testing for smoking.  OMGGG the reeing....all day.  My coworker who used to be a stacked rugby player who has let his muscle turn to fat, the fattie who is constantly eating from the vending machine (4-6 items a day!!!), the lady who is 5"1' but weighs more than me (5"10). All of them reeing about how BMI isn't a good indication of health.  Omg it is awesome.  When they asked my bmi (21)  I told them that it was within the normal range, but that I would still like to trade some of my fat for muscle.  Vending machine fattie loudly pronounced that if I lost any more weight I would become anorexic.  Buahahahaha, so original.  Both my BMI and insurance rates are half of theirs, let the haters hate and the winners win.