Fuck my life So I'm working on a project at my work and one of the 'people' I have to work with is a massive fat disgusting smelly cunt. She's so fucking huge that she's not abe to walk properly like normal human beings. She's everything you'd expect: dumb, arrogant, lazy AS FUCK and obnoxious. If you make the fatal mistake of using the same bathroom as she does, you will smell something that could very well be Satan's anus.  But what really puzzles me is that she doesn't seem to notice she's fat. For example: she owns a huge car, and someone commented on it being a huge car. To which she replied 'well it isn't that big, I mean when I'm in it there's not really that much space'.  Apart from all this, she likes to talk about her problematic pregnancy. She broke her hip apparently during labor and this was the first thing she ever said to me. I wanted to scream and commit murder. She doesn't have a husband though, she just got kids from a donor. In her case even a broom wouldn't suffice. Eww. Anyway, I hope it dies soon. It's not like it adds much to our project in a positive way.  Fats.