Floating hams. I am at a golf and tennis club that is hosting a swim meet for kids between the ages of 6-15. At an "athletic" competition probably 60% are obese. Not just husky, but flat out obese. The parent percentage is even higher. This is what the age of participation awards has created. No one needs to try anymore, here's your trophy. Timmy can't swim for shit because his arms can't touch his sides, but by God, he sure can float.  Two parents. There are so many hams here, these kids have nothing to look up to, I really hate fat people that make their kids fat. Might as well beat them.