I calculated when Tess will die Tonight I went on to "your death clock" and calculated the amount of time I have to wait for the fantastic day of Tess dying. Mind you, Tess and I are the same hight, but thankfully our body weights are completely different. I decided to calculate how much time she had left. According to wikipedia, she is  a female, 29, 5'5, 280 pounds, happy, and does not drink very much. I on the other hand am a female, 5'5, 120 pounds, 19 years old, happy, and can't drink, do to the law and my religion. I calculated both of our death times. Now let's get into fun. Tess will die in approximately 71 yrs., 9 months, and 5 days. I will die in approximately 85 yrs. 9 months and 15 days. Now granted Tess is 10 yrs. older than me, this stupid program is not the most accurate and I will probably die later that this, because the stupid glitchy system would not let me enter a bmi under 25. Also, most likely Tess will gain weight, or be assassinated by me because I hate her so much. Just something to think and be happy we will all probably die after her. I'm praying to her death right now.