Not even safe in public... Your not even safe in public people.  Be warned. I'm at an outdoor festival with lots of food vendors and samples. I just witnessed a fat fuck mayo monster walking past, holding a sample cup and suckLing her fingers.  As if the wasn't disgusting enough, she looked around and then wiped her fucking hand off on the purse of the woman in front of her.  I wanted to yell at her, but my wife doesn't want me to scare away customers. So I was forced to stand there and fume instead.