This fatass selling It Works products. This popped up on my feed. And now this thing is messaging me all about how pyramid schemes are illegal and how great the It Works company is. And it's now trying to sell me their products. It's too early for this kind of annoyance. I shouldn't have even fucking said anything but it was one of those deals where my brain was just like "say this, that'll work- go get 'em, champ!" Now I'm thinking "thanks brain, you fucking asshole." Anyways, this thing is literally spherical and has only gotten fatter in the past couple of years I've known it. Sure, It Works reeeeeeeally works.