I guaran-fucking-tee that if scientists discovered a muscles-in-minutes solution like Captain America or something these people would be lining up for it. Putting down the croissant and picking up a dumbbell though, nah fuck that. I would love to be standing in front of them with the miracle pill that makes them shredded over night offering it to them. "All you have to do is admit that you want to look like that... admit that you want it, and you can have it" and then when they admit it I'll just take the pill myself and become even swoler.