Why fatties always carry a water bottle? I bike my local trail (Chicago, Devon to Botanic garden and back) that is +/- 29 miles every weekend, and I always notice fatties walk the trail with water bottles. The thing is tough I only see them within the parking lot area. They are nowhere seen on the trail that is more than a mile from the parking lot, so their walk must but less than 2 miles. How on earth do you get dehydrated walking 2 miles? I have the same size water bottle riding 29 miles and I do not even finish it.  Also whenever you see a small fat walking there is a large fat fuck riding a bike next to it at 2mph WTF. Edit: Words and such