Why do fatties even bother going to sports events? Went to a basketball game today, unfortunately was stuck between a fat guy and two fat women. Long story short, these people spent the entire time shoveling food into their mouths, one fistful at a time (seriously, they can't even pretend to eat like humans). Makes you wonder why they even bother, since they barely paid attention to the game and showed no involvement in cheering or anything. The only thing they did was make me constantly get out of my seat so they could head to the concession stand for more food. That and make me uncomfortable sitting next to them because they're hogging all the space and making disgusting noises. Fuck fatties for ruining everything.