Crapanada version here: O Candida/ In Blubber do you stand/ True caloric love / Do all obeasts demand/ With putrid farts/  that sting our eyes/ The Loudest of the Rees/ Waists are so wide/ O Candida, We eat sugar for thee/. God keep our lard, in 2 plane seats for free/  O Candida, we eat sugar for thee; O Candida, we eat sugar for thee.