A Shitlord Charity Imagine a non-profit that was dedicated to just shitlording. You just got to point out how being fat is bad at every corner. People get tax refunds for supporting you telling people they're fat and unhealthy. You get to buy TV ads, billboards, bus placements showing fat people and their problems. You would give speeches and visit rehabs for fatties. I wish I could spend my life shitlording. That's a career I need.