In two months I can do what took you six years. [UPDATE] The original post about the dance fatty + potential new shitlord man So this guy and I were out at dinner after the concert and having a really nice time. He then says "you know, it's really nice to be able to have a conversation with you without Piggy butting in!" I died laughing. We hadn't talked about her before, so his comment was pretty out of the blue. He also went on to say that he doesn't like dancing with her because she gives unwarranted advice and moves very awkwardly (probably because of the fat). It was music to my shitlady ears.  I couldn't go to the latest dance, so I told him to text me every time he got stuck talking to her. He said that she would not leave him alone despite him saying that he was really tired and was leaving. He had to wait for another friend to come rescue him so that he could go home! I swear fats have NO understanding of basic social cues...