Quadruple Pepsi First post! Sorry if I'm doing this wrong... So I was in a cafe at my uni eating lunch earlier, and a rather porky male specimen entered. I was close enough to see him buy four cans of Pepsi (and a bag of chips or something). Not even diet though, the regular kind. After he paid, he looked around to make sure no one had seen it, and then he started stuffing the colas into his coat pockets. He caught me looking and waddled off, avoiding eye contact.