Im done... Got two short stories of the challenges hambeasts face in everyday life.  First Story: Me and a couple of my friends are having lunch at this small place in our student town. it's located in a (almost) basement, with windows on street level. Maybe just half a floor underground. Just as we were to enter this group of 6 people walk in, and in the rear the biggest woman(?) i have ever seen. Almost as wide as tall. I'm bad at estimating but my guess would be somewhere around 350-400 lbs. She had no trouble getting down the stairs since her sughas were low of course and that gives it the adrenaline boost needed to power through the challenge. By chance we leave just as they do, and this time around stairs seemed a little harder. But here comes the part that made me fall to the ground laughing my ass off. As me and my friends turn left to walk away I hear one of the fit girls in their group say "Ok guys, lets walk fast now, we're in a hurry". And the she-beast actually made an animistic sound of despair, like a grunt but distorted from all the fat pushing on its neck. I mean WTF!?  Second Story: This happened today while me and my friend were going to get our car from a parking structure. Just inside the foot entrance there's a staircase leading to the different levels. Just as we take our firsts steps on the stairs this normal sized man carrying a child in a basket carrier follows us. This apparently triggered the shit out of its former female mate. Literally 2 steps up the stairs he is stopped by the bellowing of the whale. "NO!! I don't take stairs! We wait for the elevator!". And the broken shell of a man simply stopped mid step and turned around. "Ohh yeah, I forgott... I'm sorry..." he replied and walk back down and waited for the elevator with the beast.  Side note: there were actual people with big strollers waiting to take the elevator and this fat fuck will take up all the space for the ones that need it, no shame... what is wrong with people... There is no decency left in this world. Cashiers and service workers have actually started complementing me for being nice to them. How is that not the default way to treat them? Oh yeah, fats...