Pregnant shitlady: Triggering fats with cravings Me again. Still pregnant. Still a shitlady. Honestly, triggering fats is getting me through all the crappy parts of being knocked up, like puking in a trash bin on the street... Today I had a hell of a craving for subway. Don't get me wrong, not here to food shame, I just don't really love their bread. Having had a pretty nice workout this morning, and because I'm growing a human, I decide fuck it, let's get mayo. My shitlord fetus is basically demanding it of me.  Beside me in line is an absolute fatass. Of course also getting mayo - but like 3 times what I'm getting. I sense a set up here so I pat my belly and say "I have such a mayo craving" "Me too" the fat says (I'm thrilled because this is what I was hoping would happen) "When are you due?" I ask and get a glare in response....because fatass was clearly male at some point in time.  To be extra shitladish I decided to also get a bag of chips.