I thought about fats today I went to my local medi-center today and when I came out I saw that someone had parked so close to the driver's side of my compact car that I couldn't open the door to get in. So I went to the passenger side, got in, climbed over the center console and voila! I was wearing boots and a thick winter coat but had no problem.  Waddling to Dunkin' Donuts to stuff my face while waiting for the other driver to return wasn't an option since I had another appointment shortly. I couldn't help thinking - what would a hamplanet with a gargantuan FUPA have done? This made me think of all the simple things these "fat and happy" butterbarges can't do.