Brief Rant about Spy I have no idea why I'm watching this obvious piece of shit movie but in the opening bit. There's a fat girl who's portrayed as a dedicated selfless worker (taking the blame for some guys fuck ups). I mean do they really expect me to believe a fatty would be sitting there working while there was cake in the room? But at the same time they make point of saying "your cake". So, for some reason the fat girl has a cake at work (appeals to fatties) and isn't eating it to be a be the only one doing her job while all the skinnier people eat her cake and sit around being mean.  Now shes fucking like hitting on this dude and has a obvious hard on for the spy dude.  God fucking damnit now shes being attacked by bats and still working hard. I'm betting he dies, or is secretly somehow the bad guy. Why wouldn't she shoot the fucking guys with the missile from the drone? Oh now sounds like the guy is using her. I'm betting secret bad guy. I need to finish this post or I'll end up just shitting on the whole movie in a post. Well she just ate a hand towel, and shes trashy. Least they're a bit realistic. So....this movie, this actress is so...just fucking obviously oriented towards appealling to fats. It's fucking painful to watch. OH MY GOD THIS FAT BITCH HAS A LESS FAT FUCKING FRIEND ENABLING HER. I'm done. Sorry for the post but holy fuck I needed to rant. Thank you for existing FPH