The One Where Fats Ruin Dogs So, decided to do a different route today, and headed to a new park for my run.  Wanted to get 5 miles in, and two loops around is a near perfect match. Perfect, glorious weather for an outdoor run.  Past few days cleared the ice away, so no slippage.  Breezy, but that helps keep me cool, so bring on the wind resistance! Finishing lap #1, starting lap 2...  Going strong.  Come up to 2 ham beasts, walking a gorgeous chocolate lab.  As I pass them, the dog starts into a gait.  He wants to run with me, his tail going, tongue starts lolling. Hambeast #1 jerks the leash, and yells at the dog to stop...  I almost offer to take the dog for a few hundred feet out and back. tl;dr  Hambeast doesn't want dog running, and thereby shitlording it.