I waited tables once as well I waited tables in fatville city USA, also called Oklahoma City.  These whales came in, they were huge and maybe they were trying to eat healthy at the time or something or they could have had an allergy because I don't believe those whales really ate gluten free food all of the time. But you know how those bible belt states can be, there are a lot of dumb people there who are fat and don't know how to pronounce words much. So they asked me when I approached the beetus table "do you have a glutton free menu?"  they pronounced it 'glut-ton' you know, gluttony?  What is the definition of gluttony?  habitual greed or eating in excess and this was a restaurant... but being a tad bit hungover and it was a lunch shift, it didn't even occur to me that they actually wanted a gluten free menu, pronounced glue-ten and I said with sort of a smirk on my face (I didn't give a shit about that crappy job serving fatties food in oklahoma) "well, we don't have a weight-watchers menu or anything, most of the meals on the menu are pretty fattening"  and these fat fucks had the nerve to actually ask me "Boy, are you dumb or something?" They seriously asked me if I'M THE ONE WHO IS DUMB. I guess the fat cells leaked into their brain or something and I still didn't put the gluten thing together yet at this point when they asked me if I'm dumb and called me boy.  I responded "well if you don't want to be gluttonous, I can recommend a dry salad or grilled chicken breast. Then they asked to see the manager, like I'm the problem here.  The manager gets upset with me, but no write up or anything and he apologizes and get's them a different server and then informs me that all they needed was a gluten free menu. All I'm saying here is, if you have some condition or allergy where you cannot eat gluten, LEARN HOW TO FUCKING PRONOUNCE IT RIGHT YOU DUMB FUCKING WHALES.  And if you are in a restaurant and ask for a glutton free menu, in a restaurant that serves huge portions of fatty foods which is the fucking definition of gluttony if you eat all of it, expect some confusion over your uneducated, fat fucking mispronounced words.