What does your office-fat do? I've got two women at my office, one older and one younger.  Older lady is very nice so I try not to openly fatshame but she constantly offers cookies, chocolates, all sorts of beetus... she gets so offended when you say no! The other day she brought in pb cups... I couldn't resist and she was so happy when I took one. "I'm proud of you," she said. "Finally you take one. Here have more for later." Then she puts 6 on my desk. Like... no wonder those diets she's on never work.  Young fat isn't very nice. I thought she was about 32, and that was being generous, turns out she's 24. Anywho... one of her jobs in HR is to fetch people for interviews, so she goes down 1 flight of stairs to get them and brings them up to interview or take an exam. The elevator is really inconvenient and the people she's interviewing are generally in great health and shape so they always take the stairs up. Once an hour on interview days she has to go down,  always in a poor mood on her way. On the way back up she's always having to put on the fake smile even though she's huffing and puffing from the single story. It's hilarious.  So how about your office fats?