Teabagged their drinks:) Used to work at a restaurant. Most of the staff where good looking LA transplants aspiring to be something and we got a lot of stalkers. Two fat bitches used to get to the bar early and monopolize the space, bother the guys constantly, return food and drinks, everyone hated them. They would have their hair, nails and pefume so overboard and would do that dainty trex thing with their hands to pretend they weren't fat cunts. They returned some half empty drinks to a bartender friend of mine . We all had to wear aprons BTW. So he goes back to remix their sour apples, gets my attention and dips his nuts in their drinks under his apron with really evil smile on his face.  We could barely keep from laughing the rest of the shift and he was so patronizing after that. "Aren't those great?" "I added a little extra!" etc.