Genius shitlord show I'm obsessed with @workbetch's shitlord reality show idea in my previous post. Can we make this happen pls: Round up a bunch of tumblr fats and interview them about how much eat throughout the week and what exercise they do. Then have cameras follow them around and catch them out on their lies (for example, rather than eating museli for breakfast like they said, they eat 2 dozen glazed donuts, instead of running on the treadmill every night, they're just waddling from the fridge to the couch). When the week is up, the tubblrs (and their families, friends and colleagues for bonus humiliation) are invited to what they think is an all you can eat buffet but really it's a live studio set with an audience of shitlords. Videos will play on a big screen of the fats gorging throughout the week. While the fats are crying with embarrassment, the shitlords in the audience throw rotten vegetables at the fats, then stage hands will pour buckets of pig shit on top of them. Following this, the buffet they were promised arrives in the form of troughs filled with treats on the floor which the tubblrs won't be able to resist, so they get on all fours and stuff their faces while covered in pig shit. The speakers will blast pig noises and the audience will laugh their asses off as the pigs take their true form. THE END