Dear Fatasses From Class, I just wanted to say thank you. Thank you so much for leaving class about 10 minutes into lecture. As soon as I saw you waddle for the door with your backpack on and your snacks all packed up I squealed inside. I was absolutely elated. I knew that since you had everything you had brought that you wouldn't be coming back. Do you want to know why you made me so happy though? Because you sit right next to me in lab. We had only had one lab so far this semester but you sure made me miserable. All your shit was sprawled across the table, you were crunching loudly on your beetus snack, and you were farting. The. Whole. Class. Your back was turned to me and you sent your nasty sewer ass directly at me. I would say have some human decency, but we both know that isn't possible. You disgust me. I fucking hope you drop this class. **Edit: Title should say Dear Fatass From Class, but apparently my phone knew there wasn't just one.