Fucking THAT'S IT!  YES!    Anytime the next idiot tells my wife or children they need to "eat a burger/sandwich", I'll ask.... "So, they're too skinny, right?." Yes. "Because they don't eat enough" Yes. "Then why don't you stop stuffing your face, you fat fuck.  Calories In, Calories Out.  Put down the Goddamn fork you son-of-a-bitch and maybe you'll lose some weight, fucking hamplanet"  (Hamplanet is my wife's favorite, and she laughs every time I use it).