I am not a pigfucker.   I am in EMS.  What the hell do you do?   That food is FOR us.  Every hospital has a police/firefighter/paramedic room where we finish up paperwork and and grab what we need for the ambulance.  Most hospitals also have a coffee machine, a fridge, and some snacks for us.   I can't ditch the partner, I'm not the boss, I don't make the schedule.  Outside of the weight, my partner is someone I get along well with.  I've worked with thin people I hate because they're racist/sexist/treat patients like crap/are dumb as rocks, etc, etc.      Go eat a sandwich.  I mean this in the kindest way possible, but you might really be suffering from low blood sugar, there's absolutely no reason to be a dick.