Exactly, and just thought about the chow -- what's so hard about just eating the patty and cheese off the crappy mess hall cheese burgers, for example?  Or just the half-charred, half-raw chicken or what passed for steak without eating the runny mashed potatoes?  I remember those options real well, can't have changed much since then.  Oh man & another thought:  this preciously plump warrior princess must be a joy when dealing with the trauma of MRE's!!!  Oh noooz the humanity!  How must it be expected to protect our country when there's no keto-friendly MRE's in a combat zone?!!/jesus heifer, catch a squirrel & go to town on it, done.