Fatty tee-hees at McBeetus, metalmouth doesn't buy it I work in a beetus joint in my town and I'm usually in the cashier position in drive-thru. I see SO. MANY. OBEASTS. I mean obviously, but I see at least 10 a day. Usually more. Like gunt-pressing-into-the-steering-wheel-how-the-fuck-did-you-even-get-in-there fatties.  Anyways, one such time, it was pretty close to Christmas (either just before or just after) and this fatty rolls up to my window to pay for it's order. I don't remember exactly what it ordered but it was definitely more than enough for one person and of course it was all of the higher calorie shit we have (with a Diet Coke- tee hee).  I take her card and stick it in the chip reader and she starts talking to me. She says "Oh, I don't usually go to fast food places. In fact, this is the first time this year and probably the only one." Then she giggles in that infamous fatty tee-hee. I shit you not. I kind of looked at her weird for a second because really? You don't ever eat fast food? Okay, fupa-troopa. And the tee-hee at the end almost made me laugh. (I didn't want to get bitched at or get my managers bitched at, though, so I waited till she drove off.) I didn't engage her, just kind of mm-hhmed and gave her her card back when her payment went through. I've been meaning to share this for a while because I found it hilarious but never got around to it. (Sorry if this reads weirdly, I'm not known for my writing skills :p)