They hate the essence of life!!! I'm the head of a department of around a dozen folks, mostly female by birth and self identification ranging from one very fit of each gender to slim to chubby for a few, to MiniMoon (MM)to full on HamPlanet to one GasGiant (GG), and the amount of sweets, baked goods, processed foods and ramen they go thru would feed a small army, and they are constantly talking about food, and there are constantly cupcakes, and sheet cakes, and donuts and every other sweets imaginable (none of which they have EVER seen me eat, by the way, something I'm not shy about) but otherwise very nice folks who generally do a good job and aren't nearly as obnoxious or odious as many of the stories we've come to know and cringe over here, but every once in a while some fat logic or some other gem comes out, and I think today was one such occasion.  GG comes up and decides to talk across me and another co-worker who were having a discussion about work (normal for most fatties, but out of the ordinary for this particular biggun to be so rude as to talk over the boss) which surprised me, until I realized she was heading to her lunch break and was asking MM if it would be ok if she, GG could have one of MM's Dasani water's, and then apologized to me for interrupting and talking across me, which I appreciated and was acknowledging when I hear MM say "You're welcome to it, but it's not sweet, it's just bottled water." To which GG replied "Oh, never mind then." And turned her enormous girth (I'd estimate very near 400 lbs) and began waddling towards the kitchen where I later saw her with a bag of burgers and what I assume to be a family portion of fries.   Water, the very essence of life itself was not only rejected by the GasGiant, but MiniMoon knew that GG was only asking to bum a drink because it assumed that there would be sugar involved!!! GG has a giant chair, btw, and if I was smart enough to block out my face from the pic, I'd be happy to show y'all how small a 200 lb man looks sitting in a chair made for someone twice that size (we went thru so many chairs before we got the hippo models.)