Part two of triggering a Porch Fat Some time ago I opened up here about a hilarious situation where every time I walk the dog past a certain house, a fat eat beast makes funny faces, goes inside, and sometimes says nasty shit (insults towards me) while garbling into her phone. I know there is a dog there but previously I've never seen it.  Now you know that haunted, dead eye look of someone who has been through trauma or has serious regrets? Her husband always has that look, always when he is out. It's like you can tell he regrets his life, he regrets putting a ring on that pig...and it's quite telling how that relationship is going. I honestly believe the femayo is now demanding any time any human looking female comes by (just walking) that she forces him to go inside. Or, she's demanding it. I have no other explanation for it. I watched a fit jogger in the distance pass by the house, and she dragged her husband in. Recently she abandoned her dog outside when I was going by, and once again her husband was quick to follow. Also, any time he is alone, if a human woman goes by he also goes straight in. It's pathetic. It now makes sense now. Her faces, her attitude, her body language....she's jealous and afraid of her man talking to anything that doesn't look like a baggy bullfrog cross-bred with a sow. Happy to report their dog isn't obese(now that I've seen a glimpse of it), but I don't know if that's because she horks down the dog food too. I'm amazed the kid isn't obese yet but he's still young. I had to share a stellar example of just what great personalities and relationship potentials fat sows have. Nothing quite like spending your life hiding away because your spouse has you by the balls due to petty jealousies.