Have you guys noticed how shallow fats are? I was thinking about this the other day when lifting. Fats are absolutely shallow beings. They care about two things: eating and attention. They always talk about how beautiful they are and how their bodies are all gorgeous with the waves of cottage cheese mountains cascading down their asses. They proclaim they will only date fit men and they shun those who don't like their favorite foods. They wear the most revealing things to show off their "curves" to constantly prove to the world how amazing they physically are. And of course, the layers of caked on makeup and the endless selfies they provide daily. I guess the reason this tickles me so much is because these are the same monstrosities that point the finger at us humans and call us shallow because we take better care of ourselves. I wonder if they realise they project themselves onto people as much as their rolls do on a plane.