We get so many fatties in our place. They leer in at the windows and always have to make a comment when ordering sweets. They can't just order and leave, they have to make a big charade about how they have 'earned' this, or 'I don't normally treat myself'. Endless excuses to try and justify their slow death by diabetes. Fun fact, the fatty in this particular story ordered a slice of Victoria sponge, because it is the 'least fattening' of the selection, due to its 'plainness'. In reality, its not at all. Each slice is roughly 450 calories and is hands down one of the unhealthiest cakes we make.