A Planet and a Ham have a discussion I work in the data entry department at work. Out of the eight "people" that work in the department, only me and another girl (Sarah) are human sized. Yesterday, Sarah and I took our 15 minute break about an hour and a half after lunch. I grabbed some ice from the freezer and sat down near two planets that were taking their time with getting back to work. Sarah and I are watching the news when I overhear what these two are talking about. I think Carrie is a resolution-er, but honestly I hadn't paid that much attention to her or anything she said before I was eavesdropping. Katie: "You know Carrie, you just wouldn't look right below 160 pounds. I mean, you would look like a tiny body with a huge head!" Carrie: "Well, I want to get to my healthy weight. My goal is about 130. I mean, I think I can do it. I have lost 13 pounds since the new year!" Katie: "But you don't need to lose any weight. You look so healthy and full! Me and you are just built differently than those two over there. WE have big bones!" At this point I fully turn to Katie just so she knew I heard what was coming out of her mouth in between her shoving her "healthy" Sun Chips and Pure Leaf extra sweet tea in her mouth. I pull up a picture and walk over to the planet and ham. Me: "Big bones? You mean like this?" http://imgur.com/gallery/kX7Hyv8 Katie: "That is so fake. That is like a manatee or something else not human." Me: "It certainly is something else." While walking back to Sarah, "Human is not something I would describe at that size." Katie either didn't hear me or just ignored me while she continued to spew her HAES to Carrie who continues to look at the picture I showed her on her own phone. The thing about planets, they really do thing everything revolves around them. Then again, it might just be their gravitational pull.