Had a thought while working on my bike... My track/street bike (motorcycle not a 10-speed) has a wet weight of roughly 378LBs (170 Kilos?). With SO MANY butter-battalions waddling (scooting) around, that can weigh anywhere from 300-700LBs, that means that they are literally carrying the weight of my motorcycle around, and then some. I can't even imagine practically taking my bike, and strapping it to my back then trying to walk around. Hell it takes myself and at least one other person to lift my bike for any reason, and this is the weight these planets are carrying on their skeleton. I just stood in my garage for a second staring at my bike saying to myself, "This is literally how much most people weight now, and more... 0_0". You hear that you lurking grease tankers? You weigh as much as a lean, high-performance piece of machinery designed to carry a person. Only you're not lean... Or high performance. Yeah, deep down you know the truth. I hope all of you lurking Buicks see this, and take it to heart.