Sipping tea and musing.. Wouldn't it be weird if Tess the Monster was actually two people in a fat suit, like a couple of evil bastards playing a trick on America? Her head is so small for her body, the torso area could easily accommodate more than one thin short person. What if Tess is actually a terrorist troll sent to weaken our military internally by encouraging obesity in our country? What if once she manages to fuck our defenses by helping make our troops too fat to fight we'll be ripe for invasion and destruction and she'll contact her(their) country of origin?? Where's my drone?