"She's the one I can't touch" had me cracking up. My MIL is a fucking cow, a failure of 3 bariatric procedures, and is a total cunt. Until my husband saw how she was to me, she was the one I couldn't attack. Now he sees the shit she does, and he joins in on the shitlording. It's a miracle that none of her kids ended up being fat or overweight. It seems they learned they didn't want to be like her at a young age, so they lived a healthier life than she. I seriously fucking hate this cow and have stories about her and my SIL slut that would blow your fucking mind