Actually, I might find this a fun challenge. Let's see. 1.- Food: As a doctor looking to expand my career in the psychiatric field I'm more than comfortable testing your endurance. I'll stalk you and log your food intake for a week, and when you least expect it I'll jump out of that third jumbo bag of Doritos you just need to survive and yell at you "bad fatty,  no food" any time I see fit. 2.- Health: too easy, research papers are there for anyone to see. And I can even show you some of my super secret medical papers aviable only through a secret hand shake and an acceptable bmi to prove you, once more, your bullshit is as unhealthy to you as that mcbeetus lodged in between your fupas. 2.- Appearance: I'd love to take 245 photos of my beautiful, healthy body. And I'd love to put them in a wall next to the 245 photos that will take to show just one of your angles (and not the good one, because who are we kidding? You don't have a good angle). If that doesn't evidence why I'm more than capable of judging you then I don't know what will. In reality, I don't need all that fanfare to uncover your lies. You know it all already, no matter how much you try to convince yourself you're healthy, you know how it hurts to get up in the morning, how you're always tired from not sleeping well without a C-PAP, and how no matter the make up, wigs and quirky outfits you just can't look good in the mirror. You know it. If you don't want to better yourself, I don't have to do it for you.