Account Deleted By User Okay, some of you might remember the story about my DeathfatAunt I posted a while back.  A funny story where it got shitlorded popped into my head today, and I felt like sharing it. So I was around 10 years old, and my grandma (about 15-25 pounds overweight, but in the way that post-menopausal women are, so she was just a bit thick in the thighs) and my DeathfatAunt (about 200-250 lbs. overweight and barely able to fit into most chairs) took me to get my hair cut. The hairdresser had a vaguely Eastern European accent, and greeted us with a smile and said to my grandma, "Oh, are you  auntie?"  Now grandma was in her 60s, with totally gray hair, wrinkles, and looked every bit her age.  Grandma just smiled at the inadvertent compliment and said no, she was my grandmother. My hair is cut, and a few months later my DeathfatAunt takes me back to the same salon.  The hairdresser must not have remembered us.  Now DeathfatAunt is about 350-400 lbs. and in her mid 30s.  She dyes her hair because it has some gray streaks in it and she's very vain, but otherwise has no wrinkles or other obvious things that would give any strong indication of her age. The same hairdresser then says to DeathfatAunt, "Oh, are you grand-mama?"  Well, DeathfatAunt got piggered and piggered HARD.  She tried to keep a straight face, but after we got home she went into a full blown hamrage and REEEEEEed to my grandmother about how she "didn't look that old", how rude the hairdresser was, and spewed even more grease soaked insults at the hairdresser. Despite being said 15-25 lbs. overweight, Grandma was a bit of a shitlady when it came to people who were grossly overweight, and had a bit of a smile on her face as DeathfatAunt REEEEEEEed and REEEEEEEed and didn't seem to care too much.  She quietly reminded DeathfatAunt of the fact that the hairdresser thought she (my grandma) was my aunt before, so she couldn't be that bad at guessing ages and sat back as DeathfatAunt REEEEEed some more. So there you have it.  A short story, but one that shows just how much being a fat calorie hoarding piece of shit affects your appearance. Edit: typo