A friend is going full ham and I need shitlording help A couple months ago I posted this story about a friend of mine and her obeast sister's death fat boyfriend. In that post I said that my friend has been gaining weight now that she's scored a boyfriend. Yesterday I saw her for the first time since then and my fucking god its gotten worse. So much worse. Now, Lily had done cross country running and volleyball in high school. She knows how to be fit. I remember her telling me about how much she loved her runners high. Now she's stuffing her face with endless food... Let me explain. First thing she started eating was a bowl of strawberry ice cream (4 scoops) that she shared with her boyfriend. Fine. Then her parents brought back two tubs of chocolate ice cream. She made a bowl for me and my girlfriend and then kept the rest of the tub for herself. When I called her out, her response was "They bought two." The fuck?! Two tubs should last her family two weeks, not one for her in a single night and one for everyone else! She ate it down to at least half the tub all by herself.  Then we smoked and drank and played cards against humanity. During which she and her boyfriend destroyed a family sized bag of Cool Ranch Doritos by themselves. Late in the night me and my girlfriend went to the kitchen to get a snack and got some cookies. Checked serving size/calories and got 4-5 cookies each. We opened the plastic around the box so I know for a fact no one else had had any. The next morning, LIly's mom and dad are asking about where the cookies were. The box was in the trash. Lily ate the whole box, which probably had ~30 cookies. Maybe she shared that with her boyfriend too, but even so, holy shit man that's a lot of fucking food.  By my basic calculations, Lily ate ~2750 calories after 8pm, within a 4 hour period. She said her dad asked if she was pregnant. She looks PREGNANT, even though all I've seen her wear lately is sweatshirts, loose shirts/pants, or sweats.  Next morning, we have a wake and bake and she comments on my leg muscles. I describe my general workout plan and she starts telling me about how she wishes she could run but no time/energy/motivation. She actually said "I'm too busy doing nothing" which I know is true because she's taking a few online classes and doing fuck all else. Nothing I said about how she'd love running again, being fit again, or keeping up with her boyfriend (who plays college rugby) got through to her. She's content living her life as a food barge.  I already comment on my running and weight training, try to talk about fitness as much as possible around her, I call out her gross food habits out every time I catch her, and I comment on her fat ass and huge thighs, but she brushes everything off! Any suggestions on how to get through to her? I've been her best friend since 5th grade and I don't want to lose her to the beetus, but I also refuse to be friends with fat people, so I need to whip her into fucking shape before she goes full sphere.