500 Calories a Day! I sometimes drive for a ride sharing service to pick up a bit of extra cash.  A bit of extra work never hurt anybody. Recently had a mall pickup.  In my 100 or so rides, never picked up a butterhuffer...  Until this ride. She loaded about a dozen or more bags into the car, each from a different store, half of them makeup and Body Shop type stuff.  I guess you really can put lipstick on a pig.  I nearly vomited in my mouth when I saw the Victoria's Secret bag. She got in the front seat of my car, and I began regretting this trip.  My skin started to crawl at the thought of the rendered hog sweat she was releasing into my car seat. As we drove by a popular local restaurant I commented on how much I liked their food.  I get food from there maybe twice a year.  It's great, but I don't eat out a lot - I like to know exactly what's going into my meals. Anyways - the lump commented that she loves their food too... but she only eats 500 calories a day, and is taking supplements to block blah blah blah.  Dropped her off in a shitty neighborhood at a house that looked like it could use some cleaning and maintenance. When she got out I got out I sprayed down my entire car interior with anti-bacterial Febreeze, and let it air out while I sat on a curb and read a book. I regret not going full shitlord and refusing to let her into my car.  What is it with the high-BMI crowd and poor financial decisions? No hamplanets since then though.  Mostly driving fit young men and women from the local college to the bars, then back home at the end of the night.