Fat people who think they're physically strong crack me up every time. There may be a few exceptions, but 99% of hams are weak fucks. They can't even walk up stairs without getting out of breath, dammit. Just today I was walking to the 6th floor at campus with a ham classmate and can you believe it - they were huffing and puffing a minute after the climb. And I thought I was out of shape for breathing a little heavy during it!