Jesus how fucking fat do you have to be where your huge gut gets soaked under an umbrella?! And these beasts actually thought they were your size?! Yeah, they do have body dysmorphia but not the kind they want. They're just like every other ham who thinks they're skinny and hot when really they look like they should be put out to pasture and shot. Try not to take it to heart, OP, they're bitter assholes.