I'm glad someone else picked up on this. Even after buying a scale and seeing w its own eyes the number, it denies looking more than 400lb "because of the way my weight tends to distribute very evenly." So you're fat all over, including wrists and fingers and shins and toes all with a lovely evenly proportioned layer of fat, which translates to not looking "that bad." That's some hardcore reverse-body dysmorphia.