Obeast Scootypoof Rider VS Shitlady on Crutches I was at the grocery store on Tuesday and witnessed the best human/ham planet interaction. I couldn’t wait to share it here. It was so great. It was like something out of a nature documentary. There was a twenty-something human woman hopping around on crutches (she had a cast on, pretty sure she had a broken foot). She would push her cart forward a bit and then hop toward it. I only saw her a handful of times while shopping, but I saw her in the frozen section looking at frozen veggies when a huuuuge behemoth of an obeast pulls down the aisle on her scooty poof. This beast was about 300lbs, maybe even less. It had NO visible disabilities, so I’m sure it could waddle around to stock up on its beetus fuel... The beast looks at the injured human and it’s former female face goes red with shame. “Do you want to use this?” It asks the woman on crutches. This store only has like two or three mobility scooters, which are almost always being used by fats. I’m assuming the injured human was unable to find one to use because they were being used by blubber beasts. The human smiled for a second, kind of looking tired and annoyed.  “No”, she said. What would be the point in taking the scooter anyway? It would be covered in fatty grease and stink, the former woman’s cart already had a heaping pile of beetus laden groceries in it.  “You need it too...we’re both disabled”. The injured human feigned a smile. Hambeast looks relieved and snorts in agreement. This thing was greasy and I could smell it from feet away. “It’s not your fault you’re a fucking retard”, the human laughed and push-hobbled away. Hammy stayed silent and her fat moon face went red again, the shame crept back up at full force. I’m pretty sure she started crying because her ham hock hands covered her moon face.  Best thing I’ve witnessed this year! My blood has been boiling since seeing this. Scooty poofs should be behind the courtesy counters...or someplace similar...and given to those who legitimately CANNOT walk. This POS was about 300lbs and I saw it get up to walk over to get something off the shelf twice. Remember kids: muh fat does not effect anyone else!!!!! reeee (I know I sound like a dick for not helping the fellow human out, but I was rushing to get home to my family.)