[Joke] A fatty tries to kill herself Posted this in a comment on another thread, felt it deserved its own.  It's originally supposed to be about an old lady but it works much better with a fatty. A tumblrina has just gotten out of an appointment with her doctor who refuses to treat her genetically bad knees with anything but weight loss.  Already feeling triggered, she then saw an ad with a skinny woman and the triggering was too much, so she decided she was going to kill herself.  She knows all men are rapists and thus carries a handgun with her at all times, but she did not know precisely where to aim it since she did not want to shoot herself in the head and ruin her beautiful purple hair.  She calls her doctor to ask where the human heart is located and he tells her "about 2 inches below the left nipple." So she shoots herself in the knee.  EDIT: Addition from PCOSBelle: Her wound turned septic because of diabetes and, after a long and agonizing decline, she died.  The patriarchy had claimed yet another life.