Thin privilege is being able to scale a wall without a ladder. I needed to get onto the roof of my travel trailer. No ladders, fatties suggest it is impossible. I literally just jumped, grabbed the edge with my hands and pulled myself up.  Getting down was easier, fatties all reeeing that there is now no way to get down. I easily just lower myself down because I can very easily support my own body weight. Fatties are amazed. Human levels of physical strength and agility are now mind blowing. They were reeeing about breaking bones, stop acting like a teenager etc. Fuck that I am damn near 40, but wear the same pant size I did at 16. Fat holds you back, not age. Fuck all fatties, when the zombie apocalypse comes we will all be safe. We will climb a small hill and all the fats will be weezing at the trailhead being killed by zombies.