Friend is fucking with roommate in the best way possible. Met with a friend briefly today for coffee to shoot the shit. He informed me he and his roommate are currently engaged in a prank war. Awhile ago he left for a couple weeks and came back to his roommate looking pretty pudgy, roommate has been gaining ever since. Last night friend was chatting with RMs girlfriend and got into her head. "You're a great girl, it's a shame RM has gotten so comfortable in your relationship that he no longer feels the need to look his best for you." It resulted in her getting on top of RM about his weight. RM sent a series of angry texts today "NOT COOL MAN, NOT COOL" and now they aren't speaking. HAHAH.