Shitlording at the Orthodontist My dentist referred me to an orthodontist. Today was my first appointment. I've never been to this office before. I walk into the waiting room and it's full of hams. Me and 1 other girl were the only humans in the bunch. There was 1 hamily in particular; the mother was built like Tess Dumpster, the college-aged daughter was slightly smaller, and the younger daughter (maybe grade 8 or 9) was just a bit smaller than that. But they were all obese. The youngest daughter gets called to the back for treatment, and the other two stay in the waiting room. A relatively fit man comes into the office holding a gigantic tray of Ferrero Rochers. He's in his late 40's or early 50's if I had to guess, and said he works at the factory. He seems to be a regular at the office, as the receptionist and one of the assistants seemed to recognize him. He starts passing out Ferrero Rochers to everyone in the office, staff and patients alike. He's holding the tray with two hands because it's so big - there must have been at least 100 chocolates there. He comes around to the hamily and the two of them each grab a fistful of chocolates. Now, I love Ferrero Rochers, but I figured I could turn this into a little bit of shitlording. So he offers me a chocolate, and I politely say, "no thank you." And he asks, "are you sure?" to which I replied, "oh yes, thank you. I've had some chocolate already today," as I peer at the hamily and smile. The college-aged girl just looked down at the fistful of chocolates and wrappers she had in her hand and frowned. She was clearly embarrassed. Her bovine mother didn't seem to notice though because she was too busy snarfing chocolates. The college-aged girl didn't eat any more chocolates for the rest of the time that I was in the waiting room.