This.  When they were smaller, I would carry my kid up on my shoulders.  I don't see many people doing that anymore, probably because fats are not fit enough to carry their kids at all.  When you've got another 30+ pounds up on your shoulders it really messes with your center of gravity and you have to be extra careful. Anyway, we were at renfest - aka hamfest - and I had my son up on my shoulders because it was crowded AF.  Some fat tumblrina bitch clipped my calf with a fucking dog stroller.  She had her stupid little toy dog in a fucking stroller.  It caught me off guard and I was going down.  I wish I had a video of how I managed to do this because I was able to fall in such a way that I landed on my back with my son in my arms over my chest.  I got mud all over the back of my shirt. Fat bitch didn't apologize, no.  Instead, she said smugly, "that's why you shouldn't carry a child on your shoulders."  If it had been a man, I would have hit him. Sadly, this was before I became a full-fledged shitlord so I left it at scowling.  We all know what we'd do in this position now.