Cubicle Bison II: Muh Cundishuns Don't Affect Anyone Else vs Productivity Hello Shitpeople! It's the end of another week on the Cubicle Bison Ranch (aka the office)... The biggest Bison on the ranch (dressing) is still relying on modern medicine to function (Thin Privilege is avoiding illness and recovering quickly)  I find out that it was out once this week for... you fuckers won't believe this... gout. The planet is so massive that it has gout and it is rendered unfit for work by it. THE ACTUAL FUCK? HOW IS ANY COMPANY THAT HIRES/KEEPS THESE CREATURES ABLE TO TURN A PROFIT? DAYS OF PRODUCTIVITY LOST BECAUSE FATTY MC WHALE FUCK HAS TO GORGE ITSELF ON THE BEETUS! I hope to Lord Beetus everyday that it will strike down the cubicle bison...