I saw a new low at the zoo yesterday. This hippo (which was an awesome sight, because this zoo doesn't have hippos) was too big for its wheelchair that it rented. It couldn't push the wheels forward and no one was strong enough to push the chair from behind. So then they decided to see if a motorized cart would work. The seat on the cart was too small for the hippo's ass. It basically only held up one butt cheek.  Someone in the hippo's herd got an idea. They decided to see if pushing the wheelchair from behind using the motorized cart would work. And surprise, it did! The cart could push the wheelchair. Of course, the wheelchair would start to veer off and they'd have to stop and everyone in the herd had to get together and push the chair to the correct angle again, but it did work. So using this method, they probably got to see maybe 10 exhibits by closing time, as each stop had to have taken 10 minutes at least. And of course, don't forget they probably also stopped at every vendor to make sure their suguhs didn't get too low.