Fat people in work out attire. You know when you see a fat person in workout attire they do it thinking that they'll trick us shitlords into thinking that they actually work out. We know better. I was walking through the hospital (which seems filled to the fucking brim with death fats, thank God I don't work in that industry any more) and I see a round ball of fat with four porky limbs attached. She's wearing a neon green tight fit shirt and yoga pants. It looked as though someone scraped lard, cottage cheese, and refried beans into a bag of dog shit. Her human sized friend says to her, "Oh my gosh I always see you in work out clothes!" I lean over to my shitlady grandmother and say, "Yeah but never in the gym."