Fuck you Minnesota It's -8F today. The high will be 4.  No not 40.  4. And the fats are out without gloves or scarves, waddling about with giant cups of frozen Starbeetus. I think I died sometime last year.  I got sat on by an Airplane fat and had the life crushed out of me.  Now I'm in hell.  A cold frozen landscape (I guess the Cubs must have won the World Series or something back on Earth?), filled with fats unending. I've been on campus of UMN this week working to set up some lab space for student evaluation for a test group.  Blows my mind how fat the fucks here are.  I went to the []_[], girls were hot in SoFlo.  I imagine they must be fatter there too, but I'd guess when I was in college maybe one in 15 or 20 was an obeast.  Here in hell I think it's at least 50/50.  So many 18 year olds who have already wrecked their bodies and given themselves lifelong chronic illnesses. Fuck fats. And fuck Minnesota.