Fat Sports Coaches Due to recent life changes, I've been able to spend more time taking my children to school events and viewing their sporting practice/games etc... I am overcome with the amount of HUGE and I mean full-on ham planet FAT sports coaches. What the hell!  My kids soccer coach had a beer belly that hung out over his shorts and he could no way run around. How the hell is he supposed to be teaching my kid to be athletic? I will give you a hint: my kid rarely ended practice looking sweaty or remotely like he was doing a sport. What a waste of time and money. The other time that sticks out is when I was checking out gymnastics centers.  I walked into one and every coach was at least a 250+ butter huffer (There was not one fit coach in there). You couldn't even demonstrate the moves at that weight, are you kidding me?? I could probably do gymnastics better than a 250+lb and I have never had any sport training in my life. Gross. I walked right out without talking to anyone. NO WAY would I let someone like that coach my kid FOR FREE! Let alone pay. And my kids asked why we left without signing up, I told them that the coaches didn't look qualified.  Also, there are so many fat kids at these sports like morbidly obese, not just chucky. It's really sad.