Fat people making my food Every time I order something and a fat person makes it, I want to look them in the eye and say, "I'm afraid, I don't want you touching my food. I'd like for someone else to make it." Actually, that's not even quite right. I want to call the manager over and point at the fat person and say, "How can you think this is acceptable? Are you insane? This thing should not touch anything that I have to touch. Let them take the trash out. Keep them in the back. Keep them far, far away from anything that is going to end up in my mouth. Don't you have any consideration at all for your customers." And besides that, they're lethargic as fuck, and take much longer to finish making anything.