I live in a small Norwegian town outside Seattle that, for some reason, has a mega-super-hyper-hire-a-sherpa sized Wal-Mart.  Said Wal-Mart has been on "people of walmart" twice, once for the redneck who used trash bags to turn his pickup into a pool, and once for young blond girls wearing bikinis and flip-flops into Wal-Mart.  We still get get scooty puff misuse, though.  Which means by extension, the rest of America is flabby as fuck.