Thanks! And oh goodness me, yes. The way she hashtags is pretty much verbatim for the way I remember her talking. "I am disappoint" and "Smexy" are things I've actually heard her say. She had a weird obsession with Geoffrey Rush too - specifically as his character Barbarossa in Pirates of the Caribbean (google it!) - and she wasn't shy to talk about how sexy she thought he was. blergh I knew her before I turned full shitlady, so I remember pitying her at times. It was the same old, same old, though: "I'm gonna eat healthier! Why can't I find a partner! I'm so lonely! I wanna be a famous actress! high pitched squealing Are those cookies?!?!?" She's had so long to make a difference in her life, but so far as I can tell, it's still the exact same now as it was before she even went to college. She's brought her unhappy life on herself at this point and I can't pity that in the slightest... especially not with this entitled "Reminder, I'm cute!" attitude. Bullshit. You get what you work for, and you deserve what you get.