Not even two weeks in... How many of you are already hearing the squeals and reeeing of resolutioners giving up on the torture that is dieting, going low-carb, or whatever miracle diet hasn't dropped 40+ pounds in 12 days? Also, the infallible logic of "I've been good all week, I deserve a reward." Because seven (doubtful) days of dieting makes up for decades of neglect. *Picture all this being spouted with either a non-diet soda or Starbeetus, that you damn well know isn't black, in hand.