Thin privilege is not needing to own a tub of vasoline My brother is a shitlord and he told me of a grand sight he witnessed in a parking lot. I will try my best to repeat the story. I told him I was going to post it here. In a parking lot my brother saw a mega-obeast waddling to its car. Instead of getting into the SUV straightaway, the buttergolem opened the back seat and grabbed a big tub of something. I imagine the tub was that similar to a 5 gallon bucket you would buy at Home Depot, only smaller. My brother was thinking, "WTF is this lady eatbeast doing?" The hamgalaxy proceeds to open the tub and grab a handful of what was thought to be vasoline. The fatty then rubs this lubricant all over its midsection. At this point my brother is thinking the ham is crazy so he continues to watch.  The planet gets into the driver seat and then my brother realizes, this fatass is so large, the steering wheel rubs against its fupa so it has to carry around this tub of vasoline to provide lubrication between the steering wheel and its body. After lubing up its fupa, the butterbeast lubes up the steering wheel and moves it from side to side to make sure there is plenty of movement to drive! You can't make this shit up. I imagine it is not the only obeast that has to do this to drive haha. My brother said he got a great laugh from witnessing this and he had the biggest shit eating grin when he told me the story. I hadn't laughed so hard in a long time. Edit: I just posted what I was told. I don't live on the internet. I had no idea that this has been posted before. I don't go on 4chan, I think the layout of that site blows. Edit 2: I'll make sure to verify stories I hear, no need for the hate.