Life would be so boring as a ham. Also their pets lives must be horrible. I'm slightly inebriated so this might not make as much sense as it does in my head. tl;dr Fats are worthless and can't even play with dogs right.  And some other rambly shit.  I was playing with my Roomate's dog earlier today.  We were both going all out.  She's a big dog, I'm bad with breeds but she's around the same size as a mastiff.   Anyways, we were playing in the back yard, wrestling over a stick and chasing each other with some play fighting every now and then.  And I realized towards the end that I was getting tired and that fat people couldn't even be bothered to throw a stick a decent distance.  And The thought came to me that all of the things I love doing couldn't be done by a fatass.  I love hiking and camping and really anything outdoors related, and they just can't do it.  Sure you'll see a couple fatties out hiking, but they never last longer than a couple miles at the most.  How can they stand living like that?   Putting aside having sex with attractive members of the human race, and completely ignoring the attractive ones that apparently have the lowest self esteem ever, there's still nothing interesting they can do.  They just sit around in their fat asses all day and complain about clothing companies while they forge themselves on chunks of fat in different shapes and colors.  And they call that life.  How fucking depressing is that?  I would rather be a flamboyant gay man in Pakistan than be a fat person anywhere.   And not only is it a pathetic version of life, but it's fucking disgusting.  They stink, they look horrible (in any attire), and always have horrible attitudes.  I've never seen the "jolly fat man" only fat 'men' that pretend to be happy even though they hate their life and contemplate suicide every day.  Yet even then they refuse to change.  Like holy shit, just eat less you diseased waste of oxygen.  Stop ranting about fat pride even though you know you shouldn't even be considered a human being anymore.  Fix yourself or stop breathing.