My ex roommate. She was a total slob, had a few one night stands and was jealous of me losing weight and dating. Once got frozen margaritas spilt across our entire kitchen. I cleaned it. Never trained or cleaned after her cats. Rarely did dishes. Never took out the trash. Joined me at the (free and very nice student) gym once, barely did a thing. Couldn't cook. Once found four full trash bags atop a mound of trash and clothes totally hiding her carpet.  Basically all the stereotypes.  Blames it on anxiety.  Her old apartment smelled of cat piss very strongly (I got stuck with her sadly), and her mom was a crazy stripper who always broke our AC when she visited. That's the dirty short version lol