unlike the fatfucks I know time is the most critical tool.  Bingo. Lardbeasts want one thing, and that is instant gratification without having to work for it. Whether it's overeating to feel good, or trying to lose weight, they want results unrealistically fast. That's why they try all these crash diets that make you gain it all back as soon as you lose some. In this respect, they're more like animals than humans.