Accidentally triggered a blubberbeast on the elevator today. I was running back from the Supermarket with two gallons of distilled water when a sexy bronze god-like Shitlord was in the lobby with me. I saw him earlier jogging. He had a beautiful smile and was very tall. He was a straight up shitlord black man with huge pecs and everything.  The female security guard (a blobster) was eyeballing him and telling him how attractive she thought he was. He just kind of smiled uncomfortably and then jogged into the elevator as I held the door for him. There was already a fat woman I barely noticed standing in the corner, looking shamed as soon as he got on. I told him, "You look incredible. You worked hard for that body. You deserve to show it off!" He smiled thanked me, replying with "Exercise and staying fit is the key everything. It makes you feel good, cures depression and so much more."  I agreed with him and said "Hell yeah. I saw you earlier. I gotta go running tomorrow since I'm off  from work." We small talked about fitness and I completely forgot about the mouth breather in the corner. She was your typical 'small fat.' When I got to my stop, I said, "i'd rather see you with your shirt off than a fat man or woman any damn day." And then we laughed together, but when I looked over at the buttergolem before exiting,she was tense as fuck. Hahaha! I Hope I see this magical shitlord again. He seriously was living eyebleach. You don't see men like this too often. So sad that fit guys are such a rarity. This poor black man must get hit on by obese women all the time. (Super apologies there isn't a photo! Maybe next time I see him in the wild.)