Is there a way... ...to see all the old slimgur, slimgr and slimg pics? I'm new here and I'm just checking out the tops of all time and most of them seem to be from defunct image hosting websites. I've seen some people post mirrors for some, and I would like to know how to view them (I feel like I'm missing out on some real classics). Also, I have a story to make up for my stupid questions.  I used to live in the US, beetus heaven, and completed my high school education while I was there before returning to Australia. Anyways I was in 11th grade but I really wanted to go back to Australia asap (all the fam besides mum lived there) so we decided I would take my senior courses in 11th grade and that I would graduate a year early. So, in one of my classes there's a bunch of typical hams, frazzy haired black girls (I'm not racist or anything I just generally dislike loud and annoying people). I was obviously nervous, so I didn't really talk to anyone and kept to myself. For some reason one of the hams wanted me to sign their yearbook, and wanted me to come in on a day I didn't have to come to school in order to sign it. I wasn't socially bold in the US so I just sort of accepted. Anyways, I survived and got to graduation. They provided dinner but it was a piece of bread with "meat" on it and a couple of packets of fucking mayo. I sit with some guy I vaguely know and nearby I see the aforementioned ham (probably 5'8, idk about 100-120kg, obvious fupa). So I see ham chowing down on the sandwich and devouring packet of crisps, with 2 bottles of beetus juice. Later, as we line up to start the ceremony I hear my name and turn to see her running up to me like we're best friends or something (never really talked to her, I avoid hams).  "Why weren't you at school yesterday I wanted you to sign my yearbook!" "Oh... I uhh.. forgot" (lol) At this point I notice two things:   1. After a whole year of her wearing black, I saw her in the bright gown and realised why planets love wearing black   2. So much makeup! Why do fats do this? Fuschia lipstick, powder enough to make her look light-skinned, why???? She wants my snapchat, so I pretend my phone is dead. She writes down her snapchat and her instagram and gives it to me asking her to add her and dm her. Once she did that she said she was really going to miss me (wtf?) and threw in some wink-wink about me being cute.  She stood there, obviously expecting some compliment in return but I just did one of those "heh" fake laughs and fake smiled until she walked away. She had this serious look of disappointment, but what am I going to pretend I'm attracted to someone who is nearly morbidly obese and has no redeeming personality qualities? Also had the IQ of a rock, as attested to by her projects in class (which were always late, hams are lazy AND stupid). Also one of the other ham sistas was near me in line and was talking about how hard life is being a fat lesbian or something and how her mum was being a horrible person by suggesting going to the gym and wearing normal clothes etc. There was a human girl next to me in line that was feeling sick after the hamayo sandwich and she ended up taking off her heels and running off to the bathroom. The 5'4" 110kg cow and some other fat lesbian start snickering about how small the human's shoes are and that she probably feels so sick because she's so skinny, she probably starves herself, blub blub blub. I contained myself, but I wanted nothing more than to call them out for making fun of someone because they're NOT a fat sow and the fact that they don't have bulging beetus feet like them.  Did I handle this right? I feel like maybe I should have lashed out because who cares, I'm leaving the country. I don't think I'm a mean person but some of my experiences with fats make me want to be. Anyways I never added the ham and she guessed my username on Instagram and followed me, I just declined. Long story, nowhere near as interesting as most of the ones I have seen on here. There a quite a few more hams in Australia than I remember, so I may have more interesting ones in the future.