Shitlording has taken over my life. When I have spent the last hour arguing with myself on whether to spend $30 to attend Tampa's Comic Con this weekend for the mere reason of capturing all of the fat fucks dressed as Khaleesi, Sailor Moon, Jade, Lara Croft or any of the other multitude of beautiful women, I know FPH is ruling my life.  I sneer at and mock continuously the rotund hippos that seem ever more apparent to me than at any time before. I am disgusted by the amount  of land whales that I never noticed before I found you magnificent bastards. To repay you, I feel it is my duty to capture these planets and post here for ridicule and hate. May they all lose their limbs to beetus, and their hearts clog with butter.