EatBeast Roommate Health Update Hello shitlords and shitladies! I ran into an old friend on campus today. We were in the same major program before she switched out after our freshmen year. I joked about the ham with her a lot last year, and, to her dismay, she actually wound up in the same section of a class as it. My friend (We'll call her Cara, I guess) said the ham had been out of school for a week already (we're only 4 weeks in...) because of... Gallstones. At the tender age of twenty-fucking-two.  (A quick google search revealed that gallstones are caused by obesity AND age. Like, usually in tandem. Like, you can get them if you're both old and a fatty. How fat do you have to be to negate like fifty years of age?!?!?!) Cara and I had a laugh and placed bets on when it'll die.  My guess is next Tuesday.