Did I mention they're stealing all the damn water It occurred to me the other day that fat people are using too much water. Yes, they tend not to drink very much of it as such, but they continue to intake it through soda and food. A regular sized human being only needs a certain amount of water within themselves to function. Being larger, the bloatfiends have more water locked within their tissues.The increasingly large number of flesh behemoths means that more and more water is being removed from the water cycle and imprisoned in adipose tissue. Stop stealing all the damn water. Stop causing droughts in California.