Free fries for the fat guy Yesterday my dad and I went to an NFL game, a rare treat as we live several states a part. I'm 27/F and he's 56/M, sadly he is also an obeast but he's not the main character of this story. I may write up some on him later. We get to the game yesterday about 20 minutes late (my dad stopped for food...) and go to find our seats. We see fat guy, fat guy, fat guy (all 3-4xl jerseys) then thin woman and teenage son. Turns out the fat guys were in our seats, but were surprisingly fine moving. Turns out all 3 fat guys came together, they get up to give us our 2 seats and we find they were taking up 5 seats! 3 people in 5 seats. It was incredible to me. It turns out the 3 in between us and the thin woman didn't so up so we were able to spread out. My dad managed to take up 2 seats because "You can't expect me to keep my legs together. Thats not possible. I have cundishuns!" Yeah, obesity conditions. So of the 3 fat guys that got up, 2 went back to their seats and 1 decided to try taking another empty seat. He sat on the other side of the stairs and down one from us, right on the aisle. During the game he started by asking people for food as they walked up. "Free fries for the fat guy?" he'd say and people would chuckle and hand him a fry. But it didn't stay there. His begging turned to taking as he took swigs of peoples beer, bites of peoples hot dogs, handfulls of nachos, anything he could grab he did. The more I saw the more disgusted I was. At one point I had to use the bathroom and I ran into him on the stairs. He was carrying two fully loaded trays of nachos. He then tried to give me an entire plate of nachos. Erm, no. Well if not a whole tray surely I'll take a handful of pork nachos. Erm... no. Just some cheese? No! He devoured them all himself. We ran into him after the game wandering around a parking lot trying to get free food from tailgaters. Disgusting.