Nearly hit a fatty with my car the other day (I should have hit him anyways) This happened a few weeks ago. Important things to note beforehand. I was turning right onto a busy highway divided by a median. We've had several feet of snow and the snow had been piled up near the sidewalks which made it difficult to see much.  So I stop at the stop sign and notice no pedestrians on the sidewalk. My window is down and I'm waiting for traffic and begin to establish myself further so I can see better not expecting anything to be coming from my right hand side when suddenly I hear yelling and turn to see a fat piece of shit in a scooter going against the flow of traffic on the highway. He yelled at me to watch where the the fuck I was going and I absolutely lost it on him. First I was somewhat calm. I told him that if I hit him it would have been his fault because he was not supposed to be in the road and he was going the wrong way to which he said that he couldn't because there was snow on the sidewalk. The sidewalks had recently been plowed so this was bullshit.  He kept arguing with me and telling me that he'd sue my ass and so I eventually just told him "Maybe if you weren't such a fat fuck you would be able to walk like a normal human. Get the fuck off the road you grease ball" and drove off to him reeeeeing about whatever fat people bitch about.