Indirect shitlording (long story) So I'm driving down Ventura to get water (normally I would walk or ride). Its a really touristy/busy street with tons of foot traffic in suburban LA.  They are doing construction and its down to 2 lanes from 4, its a nightmare. Everyone is honking and I'm enjoying the nice day with my windows down and my middle finger out the sunroof as needed. A pair of bitches lay their horn on me for not going through a stop light with people in the cross walk and no room on the other side. They then try to illegally go around me but get cut off and honked at by everyone else so we are sideby side and I get to exchange vulgarities and gestures with the retards. In preface; I drive a newer bmw coupe and the bitches are driving are driving a brand new chromed out large mercedes suv. So I finally get to my water store and the bitches stop right behind me, the driver gets out and says: "You need to learn how to drive your shitty little car" and I respond "Anyone can all suck dick for a big new car but most of us don't want to be a whore like you". She quickly parks her car and comes running over screaming at me so I set my water pottles down. Second preface: She is moderately attractive in her early twenties. I am very familiar with her culture from her accent and I can almost guarantee she has a guy that is fat, hairy, bald, stinks, is 20 years older than her and is abusive. So she starts screaming she has a husband who is going to kick my ass and I respond "I'll be right here so why don't you get your fatass, hairy, sand#$%*&% butter beast over here so I can knock his teeth out:)" Now she is furious, shaking and incapable of any kind of coherent speech. I say, "Must have struck a nerve! Must be absoluty vile to dig under that fat fucks belly to suck off his tiny stinking cock!". Now her fists are clenched, her face is red a quivering and she sputtering nonsense so I make a retard face and say "uh-duh, uh-duh, uh-duh!" Now she is completely breaking down and about explode and I say "You wanna hit me? Don't think for a second I won't slap you right the fuck back!" She shook, I sneered at her and she walked away.