So I've been lurking here for awhile now... Ever since I've been coming to Voat I have been thoroughly enjoying fatpeoplehate.  I just thought I'd share a few experiences I've had recently. 1) I was at Costco the other day with the fam. and the guy checking peoples cards at the door was a ham .5.  He asks my Mother in Law, whom at the time had a cast on her wrist, to see her membership card.  She set her purse on the cart and pulled out the membership card awkwardly moving the purse around with the cast.  She holds the card towards the guy for about 15 seconds.  After that she put the membership away and we started to walk away.  The guy then gets upset with us because he didn't see her membership and makes her do it again.  He asked her to do something, she did it, then got upset when he wasn't paying attention..... 2) I was waiting in our vehicle for my wife to come out of a store when this monstrosity comes out and walks its way over towards me.  My wife had parked basically 100% center in our parking spot and there was plenty of room between our vehicles and both of the vehicles beside us.  It gets closer to me and I heard  it say "Oooo boy" looking over at my vehicle.  It stood there and waited (3 minutes) for us to move so it could find its way into it's vehicle. 3) Was writing an exam and the whole time I could hear someones desk/chair making noise.  Near the end of the writing period most of the people had left already but I could still hear the noises.  I hand in my exam and look over to see the source of the sound and there it was.  xXxBeetusmaster3000xXx putting a 3 hour stress test on standard office furniture.