Fats are big, disgusting children and I'm pissed Today I went to an exposition where chefs presented their skills. Okay, yeah, could've expected fats but it's basically watching only, right.   Despite this, still a massive amount of fats showed up to eye- rape the poor dishes.  Not too mention, make a ton of pictures without liking at the dish off-screen. Making fap-material, I'm sure. Near the entrance, people had set up a stall with popcorn and icecream for sale. Smart but dickish move.   Every single fat was eating icecream.  No joke.   Smell of stale popcorn aside, worse was the food fondling. The dishes presented on a plate, cut in half to show the masterfully composed insides, were either fondled, missed parts, or sad at the certain fate of devoured by pig.  The stalls that sold food, had obeasts demanding to test ( because nobody knows what roasted cashews taste like, right) and then buy big bags of nuts. Wanted to get a coffee later on, and saw the fat barista with clown makeup (a pig with makeup is still a pig, best the paint does is make the pig look funny) snack on a slice of cake.  And then get a cup of whipped cream with chocolate sauce, to eat it with its hooves while licking it.... ugh. Not going there again.  On the bright side, my partner is more fat- focused now and together we shitlord.  First he didn't believe me when I told him my reasons for fat hate, but after looking around and looking at them specifically, he has seen the light.  I hate how fats have no portion control (don't ever fucking get an iced coffee with a small dot of cream.  Pigs will fucking drown everything in cream and pretend it's just a little and they do you a favor), how they have no class (it's always the fats pointing at my partner when he's in his wheelchair), and I fucking hate their lack of discipline which shows in everything.  Mostly, I hate how they will stuff themselves and then ask me if I ate enough when I'm full. Pointing this shit out has opened the eyes of my partner and we'll be damned if we're taking any fats serious at fucking all.  Fuck fats.  They ruin everything.  Thanks for reading my rant. Edited because phone took "fats" as "fast", but they're only fast with inhaling calories and dying.