Like this chick has ever read the Bible. If you have to wear a Jesus t shirt, odds are you're not that familiar with your religion. Same goes for agnostics and atheists who wear Darwin shirts or "science" shirts. Ask them to talk for two minutes about the origins of the universe or evolution  and they'd fail.  People who know stuff about things rarely feel the need to proclaim it on their chests. Also, Jesus can't fix that lardbeast; only fire can fix that.