Game of Thrones: Khaleesi vs. Caloriessi For all you Game of Thrones fans, you'll already know most of what I'm about to say. For those of you that aren't into the hit TV series, please bear with me for a bit of backstory. One of my favorite scenes from season one is when a Khaleesi, the queen of a nomadic tribe called the Dothraki, becomes pregnant with the Khal's (king's) son. The Dothraki are highly superstitious and believe that if the pregnant Khaleesi can eat the raw heart of a stallion without vomiting, it is a good omen that the baby will be born strong, a leader. It's a pretty powerful scene in my opinion. Here's the original: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Q54jtpxJ6fk As we all know, nothing good ever goes untouched by female hambeasts. They commonly fancy themselves Disney princesses and other whimsical magical beings -- it's just a small part of their delusion. For some reason though, they never portray themselves as fictional fat characters -- gee, I wonder why they only pick fit women to imitate? Dressing up as a character who's depicted as being fit does nothing to change the fact that you're morbidly obese, to wit: ...seriously, I could do this all day. Thankfully, for every hamplanet that inadvertently ruins a franchise with their fail, there are dozens of other people that work hard to redeem it. Why do hams insist on forcing on the belly shirts, the booty shorts, the skin-tight latex suits? Essentially, this behavior is the make-believe equivalent of hams that dress in fitness gear and other athletic clothing. They put in the minimal effort to appear as if they're in the progress of losing weight. Hams dress up as these fictional characters when they're at a point where they know they'll never fool anyone into believing that they're actually losing weight. To this subset of hams, that lie is too big (pun not intended) for them to sell. So they dress up as characters hoping you'll attribute the character's positive attributes to them. It's like people that wear glasses that don't need them. "Bill Gates wears glasses and he's smart, so if I wear glasses, people will think I'm smart!" That's the logic of the make-believe ham. For those that appreciate behind-the-scenes trivia, Emilia Clarke (the actress that plays the Khaleesi) was made to eat a specially designed prop heart. It weighed about three pounds, was half the size of her head and made from a combination of gummy gelatin, dried pasta, sugar (thick enough to "coagulate" and attract actual flies) and other ingredients. If you watch the scene carefully, you'll see that Clarke nearly retches a few times. She had to repeatedly eat over the course of multiple takes and angles, and between shots, the SFX crew would continually inject more "blood" to keep the prop looking "fresh." Clarke's reaction was partly acting, yes, but also due to the prop being intentionally made to taste horrible, "a little like bleach" according to the actress herself.  Keep in mind that although less than two minutes of her are actually shown of her eating the prop, filming (and therefore continual consumption) took much longer, as shots of the other actors had to be taken with her in the foreground/background and so forth. Of the footage that made the final cut, there's likely at least another hour or more we don't see. For Clarke, filming the heart-eating scene was anything but a cake-walk. Naturally, some ham (who I've dubbed the "Calorieesi") decided to try the same: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=R5ylruGFnKU By dressing up as the Khaleesi, this hambeast hopes you'll ignore the fact that it literally eats an entire fucking cake in under five minutes. But hey, anything to get some of that adulation right? So brave!