Brief encounter in the form of greentext In Supermarket  Hear someone being sick  Poorbastard.gif  Feel my weight shift  Wtf  Hear someone being sick again  Retching cough  My feet lift off the ground  Before I can get my bearings I witness the cresting horizon  Class Y planet, toxic atmosphere, 3 moons  I'm now in orbit  Gagging at the stench of sour milk, putrid sweat and fecal matter  Shopping basket and contents also sucked into its gravitational pull  Try desperately to escape  Evasive tactics status: Unsuccessful  Hear retching again  It's the planet  Every time it coughs it sounds like it's puking it's guts up More HAES success  Moons asking for sweets  'YER NO GETTIN ANY, SO FUCKIN SHUTIT!' as loud as it can. So much venom dripping from the words members of the public stand, openly staring, in shock  Shouting at its moons continues, it's evident this disgusting shit hates the effort involved in looking after anything other than itself  More retching, puking cough  Slows to a halt at the dessert pots  Reaches out and I think 'this should be funny, it'll grab like 5 I bet' Removes the entire display tray  Must have been 30 dessert pots  Dumps the beetus into it's cart on top of a mound of non-food Rolls off  mfw "you can't tell how healthy someone is by looking at them" http://media4.onsugar.com/files/2014/05/20/830/n/1922398/6f1cadd1170ee58f_thumb_temp_image348211671400609160.preview_tall/i/Kanye-West-Bitchy-Resting-Face.jpg