Triggered a fat Hello comrades! So yesterday I attended a somewhat fancy event for an award I was granted. When I got there I hit the buffet up and picked my seat next to ham the size of a truck. It was the only available seat so GG. Well a little side note, my bank account is at a laughably low amount most days of the month and my grocery budget takes the biggest hit. So when I'm offered free food, I EAT! The ham next to me sees my plate and boasts "oh dear, I wish I could eat like you! Must be so nice having such a high metabolism on your side". I looked at her and told her "my metabolism is actually slow, I'm just not able to eat so much often."  She was visibly annoyed and went back to her plate of ranch soup and veggies. I guess she didn't want to believe that my size isn't metabolsm dependent?