Whales flaunt udders at beach upon distraught Humans I had a distraught encounter with a pod of whales while vacationing on the beach in Miami. One whale yelled "Oooh, look at at Boooteeeh!" at it's whale-friend who was waddling toward the water. I turned around and was visually assaulted by five manatees sunbathing in a pod. You'd think that was the worst...Fuck no, some of them decided to take off their tops to expose their udders for every man, woman, and child to see. A family with 4 kids, ages 2-16, were close by and decided to relocate to a less obscene scenery. I fled soon after as well. Whales have no consideration for others whatsoever. https://imgoat.com/v/19642