My thank-you letter to all of you glorious Shitlords; You curbed my alcohol dependency and stopped me from becoming haraam. So, about 8 months ago is when I joined /r/fatpeoplehate. I was just a skinny guy, who agreed that fat people sucked. Over the first month, my hate grew with the tenacity and animosity of a buttergolem family destroying their local Pizza Hut buffet. I quickly began to notice that my once-washboard abs from high school, were slowly dwindling, and being replaced by a layer of fat due to very excessive drinking. Realizing that my body was beginning to show signs of the disgusting disease known as "being a lazy fatass who doesn't have the self-discipline to keep himself in shape," I decided then and there to change it. Fast forward 6-7 months, I drink lightly once a week or two, completely flipped my diet upside down, and instead of going out for a fast-food lunch at work, I now go to a gym room every day located on the plant I work in. My arms, chest, abs, legs, they're all toning and bulking in a manner I can only describe as glorious. While I'm still a light build, not only is there toned muscle, but for the first time in my life I have visible bulk on my frame. I changed my closet to include tighter shirts and better fitting jeans. I strut around in public with a confidence I've never known, and I owe it all to you. Yes, you Shitlord; The constant berating and "no fat sympathy" enforcement, truly inspired me to achieve the best physique I've ever had. Even you, lurking fatass, your disgusting existence is the reason I had the motivation to make a change. Looking at all of those putrid obeasts was like looking into a future, my future, if I didn't change my ways.  Now, I go to the store for groceries, and have to dodge the hams on my way to the vegetables, where I know I'm safe. And it is truly, a glorious Shitlord life. Thank you all.