Fatties at the nursing home. 'Why didn't you offer me more food!?' Hello fph, welcome to a new installement of the nursing home fatties. They're all still, sadly, alive. We have gotten a new thin lady and everytime she sees one of my fat/chubby  coworkers she gets this look on her face like she's smelling something bad. She hasn't said anything though. Yet.  This needs more sugahh During Christmas it's common to eat rice porridge. It's cream, milk, sugar and rice. A fatty's dream. Pretty tasty but I feel bloated if I eat one bowl. Anyway. It's common to serve it with milk, cinnamon and sugar sprinkled on top. Some people take it with just cinnamon and no sugar since it's pretty sweet already, but not our fatties. Especially not Maggie. No, not only did Maggie sprinkle the everloving shit out of her porridge with the cinnamon and sugar combo, she also requested additional sugar. The bottom of her bowl looked like a sludgy, milky mess when she was done.  Maggie is also the same person who wonders why we're always out of sugar. Well I don't know Maggie, maybe because you eat enough sugar to blow through our weekly budget in just a day?  'Why didn't you offer me more food!?!?!?! When it comes to food, our residents generally get one portion each. Sometimes they can get more if they want to, but they don't really ask for more. Maybe one additional potato, or some more sauce.  Despite that it's common courtesy to ask them if they want more. Makes them feel loved. 'yay, someone is thinking about me!'  Now, logically, you only ask the people who have empty or near empty plates if they want more food. There's no point in asking someone who isn't even halfway through if they want more cause they're not even finished with their first. But since fatties gonna fat, logic doesn't exist. Do while doing my whole courtesy spiel I manage to offend a fatty.. By not asking if she wants more.  'oi! Oi! Hey you! '(while Im standing pretty much next to her)  ' yes poppy? ' ' what about me? ' ' what about you? ' This is where she pushes her halffull plate towards me.  ' you're asking everyone but me about food. Why don't you ask me if I want more food?! ' The thin lady I talked about from before decided to pipe up, bless her soul.  ' It's cause the others have eaten up, you still have lots of food left.. ' Poppy looked at her plate, and then looked at the other plates.' but.. I might want more... ' (the last fucking think you need is more food)' if you're still hungry when you're done poppy, I will give your more food.  She didn't want more food, surprisingly. As far as poppy goes, she just wants attention. Lots of it. Always. Like a spoiled baby.  Regarding fats and their 'we have great personalities' crap The vacuum cleaner and his equally charmig wife (as mentioned in earlier posts) managed to get themselves thrown out of a cab. Granted, the cab driver rang for a new car and waited for it to arrive before he kicked them out, but he still did. Reason? Mr and Mrs. Pleasant were rude, racist and just mean in general towards the driver. Which doesn't surprise anyone, since they're both unpleasant to deal with. His wife, especially. Hopefully the driver won't face a writeup or anything.