The 5 stages of Ham I had a kind of weird shower thought today, that fat people tend to fall somewhere on the Kubler-Ross model of emotional grief. Stage 1: Denial, this is where the fatty refuses to accept that they are fat and it's unhealthy, looking to false scientific journals, feel good blogs on the internet, start talking about their bad genetics or how they eat right and exercise, looking for any escape from reality.  Stage 2: Anger, they realize their predicament and now take out their frustrations on that "skinny bitch" or try and sabotage another hams progress towards becoming human. They aren't happy so why should anyone else be? Stage 3: Bargaining, around this time hams start looking for the easy way out, doing wraps, fad diets, anything that keeps them from putting in the hard work to get thin.. This is most likely where some hams see the light and become human again while others will keep waiting for some miracle drug or procedure to become thin. Stage 4: Depression, at this stage they know they've fucked up big time but no longer have the will to give up their bad habits because it's all they know and brings them comfort. Stage 5: Acceptance, this is the final stage where the ham simply gives up. They know they can lose weight, they know they're going to die young, they no longer care. They carry on a lie of sloth and gluttony never bothering to think about what could have been.