Fat "Friend" Has Magic Pill Rant Long time lurker, but I have finally had it with this girl I'm acquainted with. So a bit of backstory on her, I went to school with her when I was 15, more than 10 years ago. Back then she was overweight but not as much as now. Now she's a god damn whale. She gained 80+ pounds in the 10 years since I'd seen her. I regret getting in touch with her again as her lifestyle is nothing like my own, but I love her human sized cousin and the pair come together. So the shewhale eats all the time, eats portions that would make me vomit from so much food. She also drinks tons of beetus juice full of unneeded calories because water tastes "nasty". The last several months of minimal interaction has always left me feeling disgusted and frustrated being around her, but I've finally hit my breaking point. She always whines about wanting and needing to lose weight, she can never seem to understand that her boyfriend won't propose because she's 240lbs on a 5'5 frame. He's a fat sack of shit too but that's a whole other thing. To her it's "all muscle" but no, he's just fat. Anyways, I've tried to politely give her advice on weight loss, eat less, watch calories, keep sugars in check. All the good stuff, All the FREE stuff. I didn't even mention exercise because what's the point if she can't manage her portions first. Alas there was never any effort on her part, I had to just watch as she chugs her beetus drinks clutching the cans with her sausage fingers crying because she wishes she was my size. Because she's a lazy piece of shit, she has decided that diet pills are the way to go, and 5,000 steps a day. What. A. Dumbass. But she's losing weight guys! She's down 2 whole pounds in two days! It's a damn miracle! She mentioned with a snide tone that "There are magic pills,they just cost a lot" just shows how much she actually knows about weight loss. I seriously can't wait to watch her fail, cause there is no magic pill and she's a fat lazy slob.So today at breakfast we went out to eat as a group, I went for the interaction with the human cousin...I ordered egg whites and and English muffin with water, I mentioned to her that "Yeah I like to keep my calories small so that I can have a slightly larger lunch and then later dinner with my husband" and she came back with "Well, I can eat whatever I want because these pills absorb all the fat! Maybe you should try them so you can eat whatever you want" Ummmmm no, actually, fuck no! Why the fuck would I want a weightless pill when I don't even need it? Oh yeah because I don't get to enjoy food because I want to stay human sized (my egg whites were delicious, I just don't want grease and sugar for breakfast).  I ate in seething silence. I have had it !!! I want so bad to tear her down, to pull her out of her delusion with the fact that she will fail. She will never lose the weight ,she will never have what I have. But I can't if I want any relationship with her cousin whom I love to death, I have to hold my tongue. Instead I get to enjoy the fact that no one wants to hire her, she's lost several jobs over the last year, she will never get a commitment from her boyfriend because even he, as fat as he is, FINDS HER DISGUSTING. And she will never live the life I get to enjoy, with human sized people, human sized clothes, and human sized activities. So I'm done FPH, I will no longer offer the knowledge to weight-loss, I am not going to waste my breath because she has a magic pill and knows all. End rant.