I have seen a guy wear a bright, spangly shirt that said "SEXY AND KOOL" in big white letters. He was fat, in his 40's (looked 50 due to fatness), and the shirt was way too tight. I've heard of mid-life crisis, but this was so far out there. He MUST have been a psychology professor experimenting with people's reactions, of something like that. No one could be so oblivious to seriously wear that.