Ya know, I was just thinking about something earlier. I stopped at CVS on the way home. There was a smallfat in (shocker) workout gear there. She had that whole swing the legs out and around kind of walk going on. It occurred to me that fat women have never accidentally knocked one ankle against the other while walking. (Yes! I'm clumsy) Their fat thighs keep their feet in separate time zones!  TIFP?