You hear about it on FPH, but until you see it for yourself... So the wife and I recently made a trip to the maritimes to see some family. One night we met up with her grandmother and went to dinner at a local restaurant. Seated in a booth were a pair of whales, who apparently grew some lower appendages (no, not just a fupa) and walked from the ocean to this restaurant to feed. We're talking 400lbs each, minimum. The edges of the table wedged between their fat rolls as they squeezed themselves into the booth. As if having to share a restaurant with them wasn't disgusting enough, the sheer quantity of food they packed away in one sitting defies all human logic. Here's a quick rundown: -2 appetizers. Each. And you damn well know that not one was a salad. Deep fried and/or covered in cheese.   -3 entrees. EACH. And heavy meals too. Chicken parm. Pasta. Cheeseburgers. And portion sizes so big that a human would take home leftovers.  -Dessert, obviously. But what got me about that was how they ordered when the entrees arrived!   -Diet coke. Again, obviously. The best part? When shitlady grandma pipes up and says "Don't be eating too much or else you're gonna look like those two when you're older" loud enough for the hams to hear. Tl;dr Old people are the best. Disgusting landwhales destroy 5k cals each in one sitting. PEI is fat as fuck.