Got seated next to... Yeah, it was fats. Mrs. Cthulhu and I went to our favourite Asian fusion restaurant for a dinner date on one of her rare evenings off. It's the type of place where a button up shirt is preferable. I grab a scotch at the bar and go to get seated. To our delight, the place is mostly empty! Except for a few human couples and.... Two fats in the corner.  The hostess grabs our menus and heads to...  The fats.  no no no no......  Aaaand we get seated next to them. Right. Goddamned. Next to them. In a mostly empty restaurant. A male fat and a female deathfat. So I made the best of the situation and just talked to the wife about diet and workouts the whole time, which we're both genuinely interested in. Hopefully there was a piggering. No matter, the food was predictably excellent, and we had a good time.