Well fuck.  Do they know what I'd give to have those summer temperatures and hills near Houston?  Sure we have some great hiking and biking, but the 100F+ high temperatures and lows around or above 80F from June to September really put a limit on what and how much of it that even human-shaped people can do outside.  If you're a fatty, you can pretty easily kill yourself by going out in the afternoon and walking briskly.  At least if they were here, they'd have a shred of a plausible excuse.