Beta bitch and his fat controlling "girl" friend. So this happened in my store yesterday and I think you guys might like to hear it.  So I work in a retail store that sells videogames. It's very early in the day,  no one is in,  so I waste company time by playing mario kart on the demo station.   Well this kid comes in.  He's a regular. Nice enough kid.   Very thin, very quiet, not a bad looking dude,  but you can tell he's awkward and has very little confidence.  We chat it up,  and I invite him to play smash bro's with me. So we play a couple rounds and then someone else comes in so I have to do my job.   They leave he comes up to the counter and purchases two games.   Right as he's paying this 5'3" 180lbs monstrosity comes in and wraps her arms around him,  kisses him (he's definitely uncomfortable looking,  cause he is awkward). She makes like baby talk to him.  Gross. And then starts berating him for buying games.  Tells him he needs to grow up and shit like that.   I can see him on the fence now,  I want the sale and also to just shut this fat whore up.    "You were literally just talking to him like a baby!  Let the man buy what he wants,  it's his money."  She starts to protest and I wave her off and give the dude a goahead. She gets a little upset but is called down because one of the games he got was apparently for her.   She then starts talking to me about how she works at a Mexican resteraunt,  and no doesn't know Spanish.   This topic came up after he said "gracias" to me.  We're both white, and to her white people aren't allowed to speak Spanish.  So I told her off,  in Spanish.    The best part though,  she thinks her male coworkers are hitting on her in Spanish cause they gave her the nickname Gordita (little fatty, essentially).  I laughed so hard and wouldn't tell her why.