New Years Resolution fat spotted! Hi all, short story that just happened less than an hour ago. I was just on on my evening walk around the park as it is nice and sunny where I am right now, walking along and I hear someone coming up behind me. I turn to look, oh god it's a ham. A female ham squeezed into typical (not very used ;) ) neon workout gear, estimate she was about 250lbs, she locks eyes with me and suddenly starts to sprint waddle faster to overtake me. This was a comical amount of effort for her as I was only walking, and had moved over to let her pass, thank fuck the friction from her thighs didn't set fire to anything! Anyways not too long after, about 75m down the track I walk leisurely past her, she is sitting on a bench guzzling Powerade and completely soaked with sweat. Needless to say I didn't see her again and I was out there for just over an hour. Maybe she is still sitting there thinking about donuts. I didn't get a picture but I did draw this for your amusement if anyone is interested- an accurate depiction of New Years Resolution Ham