Let's do some fat-math to see how this could actually facilitate landwhales killing themselves sooner! These lards basically live on McDicks so let's assume that in their daily trip out to get their slop, they expend about 50 calories above resting. I think this is a fair estimate even though they're just driving there and back given the crazy energy requirements their size entails for merely getting off their asses for 5 seconds.  So now, with their beetusy food being delivered straight to their door, all else equal, they're burning 50 less calories a day. Multiply this by 365 days in a year and that's 18,250 calories of extra surplus (aka ~5.2lbs of extra fat). That doesn't seem like much, but given that the average American gains about 1lb per year past the age of 25, that's over 5 times that rate, just from this one minor change! Carry this out over 20 years and your average ham will weigh about 104lbs more than they do today!! Literally, the 300lb minimoons will be over 400, while the 600lb hamgalaxies will be pushing 700. Given the massive additional strain this will put on their health, I think it's safe to say that just this one tiny lifestyle change could easily shed years off their lifespan!