Nope, it won't. I lived in Miami/FtL for a dozen years or so, four or five of them on South Beach. The disgusted stares and giggles that thing probably gets everywhere it goes, and the knowledge that it is probably covered in sweat and heat rash constantly, are the only thing to smile about in the above picture. (The thought of how it must smell is disgusting, of course, but I like thinking of it being uncomfortable and knowing how much it will miss out on there because of its size.)