Account Deleted By User Quick story! I was waiting in line at Wawa yesterday, picking up an apple after getting some diesel, and it was taking quite a while. Turns out, a middle-aged fatty (about 20-years-old or so) was trying desperately to get his Apple Pay to work on the card machine. He had a bag chock-full of Wawa munchings, so it must have been only a snack but, try as he might, he couldn't get the machine to work. The Wawa's internet connection had failed, so it looked like he was out of luck, unless some kind stranger had enough cash to pay for his food. That's me! The stranger with more than enough cash to cover the purchase. It walked away, dejected, as the cashier moved his bag of slop out of the way. If it were a normal-sized human being, I would have absolutely paid for the food for them, no questions asked. But it was so much more rewarding to see this blubber beast sulk out of the Wawa. I paid for my apple and left happy. My only regret is not saying, "wait!" before the greaseball left, then purchasing his bag of food and walking out with it myself. That would have felt so damn good.