Hambest in my class Last semester I had to suffer sitting next to a ham that attached herself to me. I think she believes we were friends, but really I just barely tolerated her for 50 mins twice a week. I would guess at this time she was probably 5'5", and close to 300. I have christened her as Mayo Girl to be friends thanks to the one time she came to class reeking of mayonnaise.  Anyway, I thought I would be free of Ms. Mayo this semester, but I was wrong. I have her again in my class, and this one only has 5 students in it so there is no escape for me. I would hazard a guess that she gained another 20 or so pounds over the short break we had between semesters. The entire class she was breathing heavier than anyone has a right to for just sitting down. The part that infuriates me the most is that I can't write a damn thing down without her trying to see what it is. She once even grabbed my notebook from in front of me to read what notes I was taking... Which was copied word for word from the board. I hate her, FPH. I hate her and I can't escape.