Early obeasts with infant try to get my candy! So the most disgusting display of gluttony I saw this Halloween..  It was about 6:30, still broad daylight outside and I'm about to take a shower before trick or treater's start.  My lights are off and my doors are both shut.  As I'm getting my clothes ready, the door bell rings and I ignore it cause it's not time yet.  Go turn on the shower and it rings again... Ignore it.  Just about to undress and it rings again.. Its been about 2 mins since the first ring so I go to answer it this time thinking it might be important.   There are two HUGE fucking obeasts, like 400 + pounds, holding an infant and 3 buckets for candy.  Huffing and puffing from just standing there.  No costumes, scowls on their face, just holding these buckets out at me.   I look utterly disgusted at them and they don't care.. They just lightly shake the bucket.   I finally said "are you fucking serious??!". And slammed my door on them.    They stood on my porch for 2 mins, over 40 mins before the first real trick or treaters and rang my doorbell 3 fucking times to get fed..  From a fucking house with no lights on and a shut door!!!   Its days later and I still can't believe this shit. Absolutely discussing.  One kid that couldn't have even been 5 months old and 3 buckets for candy.  Who the fuck do these people think they are.  Every time I think about this I get mad again.