I think there's some sick mindset that loves being a victim. Of course ham had to tell hammette about the shitlords. In their crazy minds, ham is the hero, even though, had he kept his piehole shut, hammette would've remained blissfully unaware. They'll have something to blog about, or at the very least, can complain to the restaurant that they were not completely satisfied due to the environment of hatefulness, and try for comp meals.