A whale child separated from its pod. So I live in South Korea, which normally means I enjoy far fewer fats than the average westerner.  But the other day was special. I was walking out a subway exit near my home and as I approach the top I notice a commotion, a bunch of old Korean men are slightly yelling at each other.  Then a body of a whale child (a boy around 10-12) laying right outside the exit comes into view.  Now being the boyscout I am I immediately think he's collapsed and hit his head.  Now I don't speak Korean well enough to actually understand the circumstances from the discussion around the boy so I decide to take a look myself. I look over his body for wounds, blood, discoloration, vomit anything that can hint what is wrong with this 200 pound child.  Nothing looks wrong (except his blubber), he's just in a recovery style position on the ground.  It wasn't hot enough to cause heat exhaustion or heat stroke, but maybe his fat pushed him over the edge with the slight exercise of 40 stairs.  I look at his eyes and I see the dead look of a stroke victim and I fear the worst, a beached whale too far from the sodapop sea.  Then his eyes twitch and look at me and I realize this child is 100% awake. Then it hits me.  This fucking whale child laid down at the top of the stairs just to rest after going up 40 steps.  He'd been laying there long enough to attract a small crowd.  Since Koreans don't understand fatlogic, they start freaking out about calling an ambulance.  I walked away laughing.