Land whales ruined my trip to NYC's museum of natural history. It's NYC, so I knew it would be crowded. What I wasn't expecting was that there would be so many fatasses in there you basically can't move. If everyone had been skinny, it still would have been busy but at least everyone would have been able to walk around and see everything without bumping into each other.  To all the skinny people I jumped into to avoid a buttergoblin touching me, I apologize.