Well, let’s guestimate... it’s clearly an athlete with very high activity levels, therefore it needs at least 3,493 calories per day... assuming it’s a go-getter and sleeps for only 4 hours a day... we shall assume it consumes an average of 174.65 calories an hour. Now this seems a little low, so I think we should double that and round it up to 400 calories an hour. Assuming that the athletic and high flying porker types incredibly quickly with one hand (freeing the other for noshing) at 10 words a minute, I think we can guess it took an hour to write that and, thus, consumed at least 400 calories... but I’d apply a further condition that as “fee fees” were involved... it’s likely closer to 1000 calories.