Fatties try to ruin Halloween Let me just say, I fucking LOVE Halloween.  In my opinion, it's the best time of the year. I love Autumn, and scary movies (anybody got any movie suggestions?) and decorating my house and creating a costume and everything else it includes. Halloween is just the best thing ever. Except those freaking fatties. Their stupid "slutty" costumes that wind up scarring me for life and their obsession with candy just really get me. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy good candy. But all things in moderation, for crying out loud. The trick or treating and candy obsession of the holiday is part of Halloween explicitly for children, but hey, what should I expect from fatties who never matured mentally. As much as I can't stand them and their stupid candy filled gullets, I refuse to let them take away this, my favorite season and holiday. Happy Halloween! Edit: dang, I thought I had seen all the good scary movies already. Now I got a stockpile that'll last me until next Halloween! (I am surprised nobody mentioned Stephen King's Thinner... :) )