I've been teaching preschoolers to be future shitlords. Preshitlord Diary 9/30/15 Background I teach at a preschool for a couple days a week. I show off muscle and promote healthy eating. I gloat how I climbed this mountain and how I did some other achievement during our English conversations. They speak like native English speakers. Today I had students write in a journal every morning. We have a conversation. I mentioned how I climbed a famous mountain, and one kid asked, "Oh, did you eat the bad candy (meaning sugary beetus candy)?" I said, "Yes, it is good for you when you climb a mountain." Then, he says, "You shouldn't do that. You will get fat and you won't be able to climb down. You will have to ROLL down the mountain!" My stifle of a  laughter burst into full laughter after that. I am making progress. After that, while we were walking to the park, I quizzed them and reminded them how important it is to eat veggies and less candy, sweets, and hamburgers. One girl said that if someone eats 3 hamburgers at once, they will get sick and die (5-year-olds, keep in mind). I confirmed it, and said that you should eat only one, if you are to ever go to McDonalds, and no more. When one kid doesn't eat his vegetables at lunch, he will get upset and cry. I asked about it to the mother, and she replied because he didn't eat his vegetables. I emphasize regularly how important they are to us, which probably played a part. I think I am making progress to healthy shitlords. EDIT: I apologize if the original seemed mean spirited toward children. I think this is better. I am against child abuse and sadism toward children.