My friend the ham I have this friend who's basically putting his life through the shitter right now. He's 24, unemployed, smokes weed all day every day, drinks a shit ton of beer, and complains about not having enough money despite not making an effort to get a job. Don't get me wrong, I think weed and booze are fine in moderation, but this guy takes it to an extreme, and he wonders why he's gotten so huge. He's 6'0" and is pushing 250, and it is essentially pure fat. He has a fat girlfriend with a kid from a previous relationship, and all I can really think about now is how shitty this kid's life is gonna be. Feels bad man. The last thing this planet needs are more fatties. Unfortunately, by the time that kid grows to be our age, "fat" will essentially be the new "average".   Maybe I'm a shitty friend, but I can't wait for the fallout from all of this, especially when he ends up breaking up with his lardbeast girlfriend for the ninth time. Just wanted to vent.