In what world do women swoon over that shit? Like "Hey, I know you're just enjoying yourself, but if muh disgusting body, screaming incoherence, and my dad dancing don't get your attention, then me flashing my meat rod will totally get this chick in bed..." It's unreal how stupid they are, you couldn't write this shit. Furthermore, you can't even see a fattys genitals, not unless they lift up their massive fupas and even then it's still buried in fat.  Them acting this way makes me think that they bagged a few femayo's with these techniques, and because of that they think it will work on attractive human females. Unfortunately for them, they don't realize that femayo's are desperate tricks that will hop on the first disease and fat ridden dick that gives them an iota of attention.