Fat at work So I thought I'd share this fph, since it was so ridiculous  So I work at a fish and chips shop, and this landwhale walks in to order food. Just to picture it: she had bleached hair with purple shitty dyed tips, those stupid cat eye glasses Tumblr feminists wear and she was wearing a skin tight grey jumpsuit that made her giant gut even more pronounced. Her arms were bigger than my head.  Anyway, she comes in and orders a wrap. These wraps have a bunch of fried fish battered and cooked in oil as well as a bunch of coleslaw, mayo (fats' favourite thing) and cheese, with a couple tomatoes and lettuce leaves thrown in. She orders a side of mashed potatoes with a bunch of gravy and orders extra coleslaw with it.   As she orders she decides to thrill my manager with her chatter about how she was treating herself because she just went to the gym for 2 hours and how she was eating so healthy blah blah blah typical fat stuff, and as I'm cooking she looks at me and says:   "I love coleslaw, it's so good for you"   At this point I was trying really hard not to just burst out into laughter at how ridiculous this former woman was, fighting back the urge to tell her coleslaw is definitely not healthy and her meal is definitely not healthy in the slightest. Anyway, she decides to eat in the store-and we are takeout only, not designed for people to eat there, and she's asking me about all the deep fried desserts we offer, not even acknowledging the fact that she can't even keep up her bullshit healthy facade.   She eventually leaves and asks for more gravy and mentions she's going home to take out her dog and go for a walk.   All in all typical fats trying to pretend they're healthy and fit. Bonus: same day an older fat  comes in and decides to have a conversation about how she never eats, and when she does she only eats healthy and works long hours but in menopausal and can't lose any weight because conditions. Ps sorry for any typing errors I'm on mobile and got a new phone so still adjusting to a new keyboard.