Fat Fuck Confuses Sriracha for Ketchup So there's a fairly new Vietnamese fusion restaurant that I wanted to try and their banh mi sandwiches are legendary! Even better is that just like back in Vietnam, you can even add fried egg to your banh mi! This place also sells American style dishes too like fries! So as I was eating my banh mi, I noticed a group of four pork planets wandering in before sitting at the table and I swear, their asses spill over the seats! I heard one of them ordered fries at least along with a few other dishes. A few minutes later, their food arrives and talk about how amazingly cheap the food prices are yet talk about how the dishes they ordered don't seem to fill them up easily. Come on! One dish of anything of this place is human sized! Just before finishing my banh mi, one of those pork planets, a female so fat it has a forehead FUPA (no it wasn't a Slaton sister but goddammit it looks like one) asked me to pass the ketchup. Too bad the place doesn't have ketchup so it uses Sriracha sauce instead. So I smiled and said "Sure!" before passing the bottle of Sriracha to the eatbeast. Here comes the fun part. The eatbeast squeezed the shit out of that Sriracha bottle onto its fries until it technically covered the entire plate of fries. For those who don't know what Sriracha is, it's a popular spicy condiment sauce among the Vietnamese community and I love them. It has a very strong kick to it even in small amounts. So as the eatbeast devoured its fries, it gagged and complained about how spicy the sauce is and shouted for a waiter to bring it beer to cool down the spices along with Coke. "I need more beer and Coke because this ketchup is too spicy!" It said as the waiter glances at the bottle and kept a straight face. "That's not ketchup; that's Sriracha." he said before it took down the drink orders before fetching them for the fat fuck. Luckily, I was finished with my sandwich and paid the bill before leaving nearly escaping the eatbeast's wrath. Whew that was too close! It's probably raging how I tricked it into thinking it's ketchup despite the obvious labels on Sriracha bottles. But it was a good night for me!