Canadian Goose I'm sitting in an airport right now and theres a seriously huge mayo in one of those airport wheel chairs, wheezing loud and hard.  And every exhale sounds EXACTLY like a Canadian goose. You know the sound.  (Inhale)"huuuuuuuuuuuuuh(exhale)"HRRRRRRRNK" I laughed. I got dirty looks and I don't give a fuck. It's the funniest thing I've experienced all day. I had to share.