Swoleshamed by four fats over Memorial Day I've been bodybuilding for about a year now and the results are really starting to become apparent. My parents had a giant Memorial Day party, so I saw a bunch of family that I haven't seen in 6+ months.  My great aunt, who's always been human-sized, was complimenting me on how much I've bulked up.  Thanks auntie. Some of my relatives were being crabs in a bucket though, like my aunt and uncle.  My aunt has a BMI of about 25 with no muscle... not huge, but still a ham nonetheless. She was asking about how much I weigh and what my goals are, and I told her I'm trying to lose about 10 lbs of fat and then bulk up more.  She was like "WHAAT? You look GREAT! Stop!" I was like "but I'm trying to get my abs to show more." My uncle, who's morbidly obese and used to skinny-shame me before I started lifting, later saw me eating some buffalo chicken dip and he was like "Well, there go your abs! HAHAHAHAHA". In response to that, my cousin's hot girlfriend (human-sized) pointed at my borderline-obese cousin and said to me, "How often do you go to the gym? Take him with you." I went over to my friend's house the next day.  His parents are both morbidly obese, and his dad is an M.D. at a hospital! At dinner, I was wearing a black wifebeater that was one size too small, because I wanted to shitlord the family with my body. Now, by no means am I a huge guy - I'm at about 16% body fat and 24 BMI, but my muscles look huge in a wifebeater.   Somehow the topic of how we all like our eggs prepared came up, and I told them that for lunch I usually eat six eggs, but only one of them is a full egg and the rest are egg whites.  The hambeast of a mom pauses shoveling food down her gullet and says, with a mouthful of food, "You're not one of those health food freaks, are you?"  To which I responded, "No. The eggs are less fatty that way, so that means I can eat more garbage like cookies."  She was silent for a second, and then went back to shoveling food down her throat like Garfield. His aunt, who is human-sized and about 20 years older than me, started making comments like, "Yeah, you really watch what you eat, huh?" and kept talking about how big my muscles and biceps are, in front of her teenage daughters. After dinner, his dad was wrestling with their dog, who is a BIG dog.  Surprisingly the dog was at a healthy weight, because we know how much fats love to abuse animals and children by over-feeding them. But this dog easily weighed more than I do.  His dad got out of breath extremely quickly, because you know, he's obese, and he looks up at me with a stupid grin on his face and says, "Now THAT'S how you stay in shape!!"  Yeah thanks bro, like I don't know how to stay in shape.  Look at me.