I've been working on a parody song for the HAES/FA Movement, and was hoping I could share it with you all. Title says it all. I'm new here, and thought I'd introduce myself by sharing something I've recently started to work on. It's a parody of Eminem's "Square Dance", called "Square (shaped) Dance.  It's one of my favorite Em songs, but since I know it's not exactly a radio hit anymore, here's the link to the song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=buh99FnKacM And here's what I've got so far:  *People! It feels so good to be fat. F-f-fierce G-g-goddesses-goddesses, intro-du-du-ducing the n-n-new-n-new and impro-proo-proo-pr-proved HAES movement two-two-tw-tw-two. Ba-donk-a-donk-a-donk, ranch dipping sau-sau-sauce. Never been the type to run or rush. "The wrong fat to push".  No friends, just lunch.  I'm a twenty-piece, you're a, dog breed? You're a pittbull if you think real men want bones, not meat.*  Let me know what you think! That's just the first few verses and intro, but I plan on posting it to Tumblr as well (for muh triggers).