My fat friend just shared stupid buzzfeed quiz about whether she is a "picky eater". Surprise fucking surprise, she is not. Here is the quiz, where fat friend would only have avoided one of those things (Marmite): http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/how-much-of-a-picky-eater-are-you?utm_term=.mvJMxxP8Y#.nn6YkBq6G  Interestingly most of the things on that list are vegetables. I consider myself a picky eater but my main one is non-fresh food, tinned meat especially. If I'm going to eat something that used to be alive I'd like to know how long it's been dead- I don't think that's unreasonable. I also don't like things with artificial sweeteners or phone books full of E numbers. Fat friend just had a baby, and is obviously spending her time on stalkbook, rather than spending time with her 3 children. I used to live next door to her when she was pregnant with her first one and she was a fatso then and she's the type that "eats for two" or "treats herself" to cake every day. When I offered her tea she made a big thing of saying "oh my midwife says I can't have too much caffeine so I have to choose between tea and chocolate so I choose chocolate teehee!" and had a cornetto instead of a brew. This is utter bullshit- I got told you can have max 2 espressos, 3-4 cups of filter or instant coffee as long as it wasn't too strong or half a dozen cups of regular black tea, not even decaffeinated. I had the odd dairy milk along with my brews and me and little 'un were fine- how much chocolate must she have been putting away??! She was about a size 18 last time I saw her and now she's moved back to Scotland to live with her ham planet family who will enable the shit out of her and tell her she's beautiful because frankly she's the thinnest of the lot of them.