+1 This kind of shit is why I quit going to the gym and bought all my own gear.  Sure it's a pain to take up all that room in the garage and lounge room but totally worth it to not have to deal with clueless hams and sweaty assholes who refuse to wipe down gear after they have used it. I wonder if a commercial gym could set BMI limits for their patrons?  The triggering would be glorious.