The reason hams wearing bikinis are so brave... ...Is because they know they look like shit. That fat isn't attractive. And yet they think they're beautiful. If they truly were beautiful, it wouldn't be an act of bravery.  Came across this ham saying how "proud" she was to be wearing a swimsuit that revealed nearly every inch of her cellulite-riddled body. http://m.imgur.com/md1NB1u Yeah, I would be proud to provide you with a burka and shut you inside, thanks.