The fats are getting so ridiculous these days, they have surpassed being a parody of themselves and moved right into "Wait, is this person serious right now? They can't be serious. Right? Righhhhttt??!?!" territory. At this point, we don't even have to poke fun at them anymore, they do it to themselves (although I will continue to do so, because its fucking hilarious).  Case in point: RadFatty Merit Badges.