I committed one of the 7 deadly sins today. I was at work, we have a fairly brick shaped graphic artist there whose gunt hangs to mid thigh. It is so nasty it has to have a towel on it's office chair in order not to ooze gunt juice and ass stains on the chair. gross. My sin was in part, not jumping in front of it before it could get in the stairwell. It makes me sooo happy that we do not have an elevator. (only one flight and only workers are allowed.) The other half of my sin was not waiting for it to get to the top before my ascension. The fucking smell wafting from it as it climbed those little 90 degree bastards... terrible.