Her getting fat was the best revenge Hello, I am full of kindness and respect- except for HAMS LMAO fuck them. I have pretty low self esteem, but I recently posted the photo my face on facebook with lots of makeup and filters. Instant hit, lots of likes. Suddenly, a girl who was always thin in jr. high and high school started to message me, saying "Wow you changed alot!" Yes. I fixed my acne (expensively) and I learned to put on makeup and take photos. We talk a little, about how jealous I was of her during highschool / jr. high, how she was always so skinny ( and me not ) and she was always so popular with guys. Boom, learned that she gained over 30lbs, has settled for an even fatter older man ( I won't say the age difference but it's HUGE, haha get it? ) and a low income. I lie and tell her " Oh yeah, same ". Just fucking kidding, my body is hot as fuck ( BMI in the 19's ) and this secret lie makes me feel so fucking happy inside. She continues to talk to me believing I was just as fat, believing that being in a (shitty, fat) relationship makes her more desirable.  I love it. Everyone I hated in high school got fat.