When this obeast will go into emergency surgery for ovarian torsion, I just pity the colleagues that will have to push their arms deep in its layers and layers of fat to try and save a life that clearly means nothing to it.  This reminds me of a patient I treated a while ago, carotid stenosis, one year check up.  "Doctor, I have gotten fat(ter), I know"  "Yes, you have, and it is bad for your health"  "But you gave me all those medicines"  "What medicines did I give you?"  "Aspirin..."  "...does not make you gain weight..."  "...Statin..."  "...does not make you gain weight..."  "...beta-blocker..."  "...does not make you gain weight either..." staring at it in silence. I could tell, it was not believing me. It had read/heard somewhere that medicines make you gain weight, and that was more true in it's addled brain than the words of the surgeon that literally had had its life in her hands. I don't care anymore. I can't save people from their own stupidity.