Stench-ridden beast in Walmart (warning: don't read while eating) This happened a few years ago, and while reading FPH today I remembered it. So, I'm shopping in Wally World (this was before my consciousness was raised about fat people) and I walked up to the checkout line. Two people were ahead of me.  The guy ahead of me was an affable sort of guy with a beard, trucker wallet on a chain and many tattoos. He was conversing with me in a friendly way about his day, etc. when a horrible smell assaulted my nose. At first I thought it was him, and then just as quickly I realized it was a horrible fish reeking vag smell and it was coming from the huge hulking obeast in front of him. So he's rambling on, seemingly oblivious to the disgusting stench right next to him. So the huge slug eventually pays for it's stuff and starts to slowly waddle away. As it's waddling away (thankgodthankgodthankgod)  the guy gets up to the register and sort of under his breath but loud enough for both me and the cashier to hear, says "Jesus Christ lady! Next time wash the WHOLE crack!" So I look at the cashier, barely able to keep my laughter in and she's very young. She started to smirk, so I saw that and of course started to laugh, and she did too, followed by the guy. The three of us were dying laughing and the lard beast heard us, because it was so slow waddling away that it hadn't gotten very far. It took a couple of minutes to turn itself around and give a look of obeast daggers, then left. Triple shitlording at it's finest.