Do fats think all brown bags have food? So my friend and I went to an anime convention to check things out as we avoided the fats. We also bought some stuff from there too and I bought a couple dolls as gifts for my friends. I asked a cashier for a bag and he told me that he only had a huge brown bag so I shrugged and said "okay" and he gave me the brown bag to put my dolls in. The friend I'm with bought a Mudkip doll for his nephew so he put it in my brown bag as we toured the convention. Then all of a sudden, this short fatty fat female, who looks like an obese toad and smells like stale tacos and nachos, approached me and asked me if I had food. So our conversation went like this. Short Fatty: You got food in there? SUPA FUPA: No. Just dolls. Opens bag and pulls out a doll and lets Short Fatty peek into it. Short Fatty: Aww... Thought you had some food to share in that huge bag. SUPA FUPA: Food is down that way. Short Fatty: But they're so expensive and don't fill me up much! SUPA FUPA: Its plenty just by looking at the portions. Then Short Fatty walked away before my friend and I went around to meet more cosplayers before we went to look at some ricer cars where the majority of them have anime themes on them. I'm not a huge fan of ricers because they're not really fast as actual sports cars. I could see them being used for drifting though. Other than that, my friend and I had a blast at our local anime convention and we hope to go to more of them in our area. As good as anime conventions help me escape from grad school stress, I do worry about fats in these conventions.