Ham threw a temper tantrum because of tomatoes. I was at work earlier today and there were some hams that came in to eat. They ordered one of our pizzas without tomatoes. No biggie, that's an easy modification. Well, shit happens and my coworker ran it to their table. It had tomatoes on it (mind you, they're small and diced...) and the femayo flipped its fucking shit. I came over when I saw the commotion, apologized and took the pizza. I told it that I would get it fixed and that fucking bitch flipped out again yelling "OH, YOU'RE JUST GOING TO TAKE THEM OFF OF IT AND BRING IT BACK. I WANT A NEW ONE".  I mean, yeah...that's what we typically do for something easy as shit like that because it's a garnish that won't ruin the pizza. Unless it's an allergy, yeah we'll just fucking take it off like any other damn place. So I got the kitchen to make a new one and then that fucking cunt had the nerve to start loudly bitching about having to wait so long. Bitch, you requested a brand new one. Sorry that I can't make your goddamn carbs cook faster in the oven.  My fucking god, you would think I was trying to poison it or something. Ugh. I had a couple of small kids come in earlier today and they don't like tomatoes either but their dad just ordered pizzas regularly and they took a few bites with the tomatoes on (dad made them) and then they picked the rest of them off without complaining at all. That fucking ham looked like it was 35 or something. Holy fuck, those kids were totally cool about it but nope, not a fatass.  I'm still really peeved about this, in case y'all couldn't tell.