Out of the mouth of a Child A couple of years ago when daughter was just 3 we had to take a bus. On to the bus comes a great big heffer of a used to be female type. Daughter turns to me and asks why is she so big, it was taking up all of the double seat. The lard blob snapped "Its me glands" to which some random little old lady snaps at her not to lie to children. I out of duty to child said she ate all the cakes and sweets, its through eating too much. Lardy was fuming at being called out and I was feeling proud daddy that she had caused a piggering with a simple question.