Fatties are Fucking Useless! Hey dudes. No EMT stories this time! Its my day off, so my boyfriend and I decided to meet up and see a movie. I was on my way to the theater, when the light turned red.  Let's set the scene. I'm in wedges and a skirt, all cute n shit. To the right, waiting to cross, is a fat piece of shit that (maybe) used to be female. Huge. Lastly, there is a truck that died in the middle of the intersection trying to turn left, with someone pushing. They were really struggling.  My light is still red, so I pulled over a bit and parked my car, jumped out, and helped push. Hell, even a nearby construction worker ran over to help at the last minute. We got the truck safely to a parking lot. They thanked me, while I apologize for not being as helpful as I would be if I wasnt in heels, yada yada.  I ran back to my car, and the fat fuck was still waiting to cross. Just standing there watching the whole thing. Didn't even move an inch. Useless. Fat. Fucks.