It's worst when you are sitting at the bar and they stroll right next to you pretending to order a drink while rubbing their disgusting fupa and tits on your back. They always put an arm on your shoulder and say shit like "Oops, I hope you don't mind. I'm just trying to order a drink. What's your name? What do you recommend that I order?" They never seem to get around to order their drink either. I don't drink anymore so I like to tell them "Water. It's healthy for you." I like to jiggle my glass of water at them and then ask them to remove their hoof off of me. Always so satisfying seeing the look on their face when realize you will never get drunk enough to even begin to think about going hogging.