Man, lifeguards have it really hard. There was a waterpark I worked at years ago and it was fairly shitlordy when it came to the lifeguards because if you couldn't keep up to their physical standards, you couldn't be on the stand. Anyways, one glorious day I was clocking out and walking towards the front to leave when I heard the call of a wildebeest.  For a second, I couldn't locate the sound but then I saw it: a gigantic fatass wearing a bikini of course. She was "lounging" in front of one of the kiddie pool areas and my god, the amount of BAGS with snacks in it. I had the feeling she had just showed up because there wasn't any water on the ground near her or any other signs of activity throughout the day.  After seeing her I walked over (I was still in uniform and we have strict policy that if we're in uniform, off the clock or not, we still have to be friendly and helpful- and be helpful I mean snagging someone on the clock or pointing where to go.) and she was livid. She started yelling about park indecency (lol wut?) and pointed to someone behind me. Lo and behold, a glorious shitlord Chinese dad in a speedo helping his toddler go down the small slide (kid was having a BLAST).  She was screaming about how it was inappropriate and illegal for him to be dressed like that. She also threw out that he had to be a pedophile to be playing with a little girl while wearing it. Now, I'll admit, it was the first time I had seen someone in a speedo at the park but it was perfectly okay.  I definitely didn't want to deal with it after being in the hot sun all day plus it was a raging fatty so I told her to go to the central guest services type area (for questions, lost kids etc etc) but she refused. I told her to have a good day, heard her screaming behind me and told my manager as I saw him what was going on.  The next day he told me he had to kick her out of the park for indecency because she got up to continue yelling when bits and pieces of her were showing. Plus, my manager refused to let some fatty call a dad a pedophile just because of a speedo and playing with his daughter like a responsible parent. Oh yeah, she had to wait for her kids and apparently they were also fat but very small. Like under ten and were by themselves in this gigantic water park where literally anything could have happened to them. Lifeguarding turned me into a shitlord. I saw some shit.