Had a car accident, every single member of hospital staff that treated me was a hambeast. Sorry state of affairs in the upper Midwest USA. Hey, FPH. So, on Wednesday I was in a car crash. An old lady t-boned my shitlady mobile (minivan) with my two little girls in the car. My car was totalled, but since I'm a good parent my kids were safely buckled into the appropriate type of carseat and were unharmed except for a few bruises. I, on the other hand, sustained a concussion. I was wearing my seat belt, but I still smashed my head into the window. Ow. I begrudgingly went to the Emergency Room because I have Vascular Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (ACTUAL guhnetic condishuns, FTW) and needed to be sure there was no internal bleeding.  The registration lady who roomed me - ham. My nurse - ham. The resident physician - deathfat. Attending physician - ham. Radiology tech - pregnant ham. The only staff I dealt with that were not hams were the paramedics and one radiology tech! I was in this hospital for hours and hours and everywhere I looked there was hams! I was especially shocked by the resident physician. Since she was a resident, she was probably around the same age as me (28) and around my same height (5'3"), but was nearly triple my weight. She had to be 300 pounds, she was an actual sphere! Both she and her attending were hambeasts! I just don't understand fat doctors. Like, you know exactly why being obese is dangerous and you know exactly what to do to deal with it, so just do it! To become a doctor, you need to be intelligent and hard-working and I just don't understand how an intelligent, educated, hard-working doctor could be even overweight let alone be a fully-inflated death fat. I live in the upper midwestern USA and am very accustomed to being the only human in a room, but this was just insane. I'm lucky I escaped the hospital with my life and no medical professionalards maimed me thru any kind of incompetence.  Anyone else have the misfortune of being treated by a hospital full of beetus beasts? What's the world coming to when even the doctors are fatasses?! Also, excuse any spelling or grammar error...I have a concussion. >_<