I never thought I'd hate a celeb ho pretending to give two fucks about the poor folk and the environment before Lena Dungham and Amy Shamu showed up on the scene, but this is fucking hilarious!  Gwynnies' company GOOP is probably facing a slew of lawsuits for all the dangerous pseudo-sci bullshit she peddles; it's hitting the mainstream fan right now, so what better way to get dollar bills rolling in for paying off settlements and lawyers than to cave to the overspending, quick-fix addicted, massive moo cow demographics!