haven't saw almost any family members in over a year due to moving away and getting a new job, get invited to a family wedding and put on the table with my "close relatives", after maybe 3 and a half minutes of every single one of them waddling over to the table i felt so much fucking disgust i literally sat at the multi-colored plastic kiddy table with my son because it was a much more enjoyable experience.  fucking all you can eat doesn't mean, have 3-5 fucking plates, it means throw an extra chicken leg on if you're feeling it.