Golden Corral I got dragged to a golden corral by my friend's fat friend. Lost count of how many times I gagged. The food was complete garbage and the cacophony of smacking, grunting, and squishing sounds completely killed any desire I had to eat at all. The experience was complete with hamplanets giving me death stares. This one whale, I swear didn't take her eyes off me except for when she had to go back for more. Almost dropped my plate when I noticed a morbidly obese hispanic child sticking his hand in the chocolate fountain, licking it clean, then sticking it back in again and again. The mom knew he was doing it and didn't say a fucking word to him. I thought watching an obese little girl pile a dinner plate full of soft serve at a chinese buffet would be my rock bottom buffet experience, but golden corral topped it.