A moment of silence A moment of silence for those humans who were eagerly awaiting to meet their idols, only to find out they are nothing more than glittery bags of lard. For the humans desperately searching for love, only to be set up with the butterfaced, butter-filled grandchild of the well meaning church grandma. For the humans who can't identify their half siblings because of the supposed genetic weight gain and is practicing by looking at their numerous space-angle shots in preparation for a family get together (oh just me? Lol) For the humans who have developed OCD, germaphobia, and eating disorders, due to being constantly drowned in lipids and the things they touch/ruin. For those hardworking humans who want to leave work at a reasonable time, but are consistently held up by incompetent cow-workers. And a moment of silence for those who chose to bring children in to this world, knowing how how much they are going to have fight against it. Those human parents know the battle of correcting portion sizes and protecting the palette of an impressionable little human. [I wanted to rant but thought I should try to be motivational instead. Any lone humans out there, you aren't the only one engulfed in the deluge of beetus.]