A Tale from the Tow Truck: Hammy Hooker wants Hot Shitlord Coworker + Update on crazy Tahoe Fattie Relevant information: My coworker (whose 37, but easily passes for 25-26ish), is a huge shitlord. If you saw my comment about my former firefighter coworker, this is him. For those that didn't see it, he was a firefighter until saving an obeast caused him a serious leg injury that now prevents him from passing the firefighters exam, though he still trains like he did before because he wants to be able to pass it again.  Also, while prostitution is illegal, it's very low on the totem pole next to the amount of drugs and shit going on in this part of the county. Anyway, due to unknowingly towing an undercover police car right before a drug raid (has nothing to do with hating fatties, but they parked in a handicap spot without a permit while they went to do some prep thing and we happened to go patrol that lot in the five minutes they were parked there), we were both at the office waiting for the cops and our boss to come sort it out (because the way the car was registered, we couldn't just release it to any cop so we called the boss to come sort it out for us) and since it wasn't too cold out, we were joking around outside. As we're chilling by the gate (I'm sitting in the truck with the door open, he's standing outside on the other side of the door) and making jokes about some stupid song that played on the radio, a hooker (I'm gonna call her HH, because Hammy Hooker is fun to say) with an obvious love for extra snacks walks up wearing some way to small leggings and a way too low cut v-neck. She was a maybe 5'3" and 180lb.  "Good night for a blowjob, isn't it?" HH asked my coworker. I don't think she could see me from where she was standing. "Every night is a good night for a blowjob." He replied. "So then how about we get in your truck or something and I'll give you a nice one. Or we can go further if you like it. I'll even give you a discount." HH was trying to talk seductively. I was trying not to laugh. He looked her up and down. "No thanks, I don't swing that way."  "Oh you're gay? Then we don't have to go further than a blowjob. I'll even give you a discount." She honestly sounded hurt by that. "No. I mean if I wanted to fuck pigs, I'd live on a farm." He said as nonchalantly as a cashier asking if your going to pay with cash or credit. I lost it here. I was laughing too hard to catch myself from falling out of the truck. HH finally saw me. "Oh, so you like those skinny girls?" She was now giving me a glare that would make Michelle Obama look tame. "You're damn right I do." "Huh, and here I thought you might be blessed enough to handle me. My mistake honey." She's trying to hide her hurt now. "Honey, my package ain't the problem. You need a horse to find something blessed enough for you." At this point our boss showed up so we started walking over to talk to him. HH walked away in a huff, in the direction of the nearby 711. Probably for some comfort snacks. Alright and now for the update on the Tahoe lady, as posted about here. This is the story my boss told me, since I wasn't there. She came in on Saturday morning at about 10am, and wanted to talk to the "female toddler" who towed her car. When he told her I wasn't there, she told him she had $115 to get her car back. Thanks to two days worth of storage fees and the original tow, she owed almost $400 now, and that didn't include us now towing it from our lot to her house. She threw a tantrum about being poor, so he offered to release it and tow it back to her house for $350, if she had the money by the time the office closed at 5pm. She got mad, and threatened to break in and steal the car and then run him and myself over with it. He told her to wait in the main room, while he went to his personal office and tried to figure out another arrangement. Instead, he went in the back and called the police and waited back there for them to arrive. They both talked to the police before the cops took the lady out (home, I guess). He also told her that next time she came around and threatened any of his employees, that he would press charges against her and that the entire site, including the trucks, are wired for video and sound so her interaction with both me and him were documented.