fattykiller chronicles. 1 month update. dude's insane. Ok. So to clarify insanity mentioned above, I just mean in it in the he could stand to slow down a teensy bit. Also I get to read his weirdly shitlordy online dating messages which i'll discuss at the end. But first, some stats. Fattyboomboom, age 29. 6 foot 4 inches tall, A tested measured large frame ( Some of his measurements are just silly tbh, but he is a true large frame based on arms wrists etc. not big boned don't worry.) We started at 287 lbs on may 26th. Today's after bm weight measurement is... 250.4 lbs on the same scale. personally I would add a couple lbs because he may have purposefully dehydrated himself knowing the 1 month was coming up for weigh in purposes. Cash money report: I now have 1400 set aside from saved rent. this includes july rent since this check would have gone to it anyways. Fbb has also been saving up quite a bit of money from this as well. he spends 60 dollars a week at the butchers for his entire food cost. we also get ten dollars a day for lunch from work so he has effectively neutralized his food cost since he doesn't eat lunch anymore and just takes the money home. he used to average 80 dollars a week at the grocery store, plus ten dollars a day on snacks. (the two morning monster javas alone cost him 5 something every day) he would also pick up soda, and either reeses, or one of those bags of chocolate covered pretzels. add in eating lunch at work every day which we do not count towards old cost since it was paid for. Also since he already owned the equipment and switched back to vaping due to my pretend smoke allergy (and as it turns out his real one) he went from paying 45 a week on cigarettes to 15-25 a week on juice and coils. even staying on the high end of all these costs he now  has 450 dollars set aside for the gym equipment he plans on buying in another month or so. i think its supposed to be a marcy diamond thing that costs about a grand. he showed me, it looks pretty decent and i may start joining him with weights if he gets that thing. he is pussying out and having the company install it however, since all the reviews says it take a couple days to put together with 2 people working on it and we do not have time to do it with our 6 day a week schedule. Fattys appearance, workouts, behavior, current equipment etc: Alright, so as i mentioned once in the comments on a previous update fatty managed to force everyone on either water or flavored water. Coke still has not been replaced at work and its been weeks. Fatty is still offering to grab everyones drink's from upstairs so everyone is drinking water (and a couple add those little flavor packets, i like pomegranate lemonade thing myself once a week) Fatty still works out doing upper body in the morning, and lower body weights at nights. he goes for a jog then 1.5 to 2 mile run in the morning, 30 minute bike at night after weights to cool off. His diet is still strictly water, and red grass fed beef with black pepper. The idiot somehow managed to retain a decent chunk of muscle still, so depending on what he is doing you can see muscle definition in his forearms and some jagged patterns which could be his veins starting to resurface, his calves are going from being big and round to.. more than one calf? Ill try and get a picture to explain it. but it looks like there are two layers of calf now on top of each other, and those themselves arent exactly round but kind of make an n shape indent at the bottom back. his neck tendons are coming back and while he cant do the full flex and display thing he used to do with them they stand out hard when he yawns or stretches. and now for the fun part. whenever he has proper posture his collar bone is back. if he stretches and makes everything flex he almost looks human. He went from what i thought were full moobs to getting a trapezoid type shape back in his chest. still needs to lose fat up there. Now for the downsides of his appearance. while it is shrinking he still has a gut. while his pecs are reforming he still needs to lose some more pounds of fat up there. and as he himself said, 3 years ago if he was this weight he would have had half the fat and a lot more muscle, and would have been ending a beyond dirty bulk. He is able to jump on the counters at work again without issue, and makes up excuses to do so whenever he can. his latest excuse was because I can and I havent been able to do it this easily in forever. His workout gear is roughly the same. some socks have been replaced, he has a 64 oz underarmor waterbottle he takes with him everywhere since its all he drinks. his bike is a specialized crosstrail sport (he talked one of the owners into selling it to him for 100 bucks) we now have spare dumbells laying around at work for him to use when he is bored. still not taking supplements or protein. He is taking a sport multivitamin and fish oil. His father has been quiet for the most part, with only one teensy little incident when he decided the workout room in the basement was too cheery and bright and tore down the drywall. Fbb surprisingly didn't care, thanked him for getting started on the remodel and he said he needed better airflow since it got hot in there anyways which promptly ended what I thought would be a blowup on both their sides. which means we now have box fans mounted in the newly acquired holes and we hung a 32 inch tv on the studs so we had entertainment while working out. And he has begrudgingly started doing yoga with me a couple times a week. He even owned his own mat that an ex gave to him that he had put in storage. He doesn't know shit about it, but can muscle his way through and for the most part keep his balance, I had to goad him into it by saying it was good stretching for weights since he was sore some days. So. For one month update. I think we are doing it people. We may be rescuing someone from the brink that he admits is his fault for being near in the first place. (and apparently put himself near on purpose, but I'll discuss that in another post) Bonus dating website shenanigans from fbb:  So he has had profiles forever and a day, which is fine, he used to be a manwhore, and he used to move a lot so it is an easy way to meet new people when he is busy. Here is the problem recently however, no one is actually good enough for him according to what he tells them once they start messaging. Either they are too fat which makes him go on a diatribe about all the things they could never do together and how dating is more than buffet and netflix, and going out should mean more than slowly walking around a park stopping to rest every few minutes. and in one case he went on a 4 paragraph diatribe about all the ways she would never get to experience sex beyond straining to roll herself on top of some poor person and wheezing while the dude was slowly smothered, or being on bottom using her arms to prop up her tits out from under her armpits while the dude tried to seperate the fat folds to find out where to put it.(and added in various positions such as simply picking up the person and fucking them while standing up not needing a wall or leverage to the list of things she would never be able to do... he was blocked quickly) The flipside is he has started getting attention from women with collarbones and goals.the downside is he told them he could never date them if they found him attractive like they claimed because it meant their standards were too low and he could never be with someone that was into bestiality. which has caused some minor outrage. So the plan now is he can't upload any new pictures and should fade away for a few months or so until he looks good enough to make a new profile once he is in a new class of women anyways and doesn't encounter the issue anymore. (There was one that persisted and they argued for a couple days, until she said she was once fat so she can see when someone is trying and knows there is hope for them. He blocked her) Let me know if you have any questions for me or the pig. And honestly I want to thank all of you who have helped me in messages and reaching out to me to either explain various things (such as why fbb's bench form looked weird, turns out it was a power lift) as well as those of you like leelemon who made sure i took proper precautions to keep myself out of trouble in case he severely hurt himself doing this.