My ham roommate ate all the pizza A few days ago my roommate, a fat neckbeard, brought home two and a half LARGE pizzas that were left over from an event he attended on campus. We're talking about these big sheet things made for parties. The next day I found the boxes stuffed into the trash can. That fat fuck ate two and a half large meat pizzas in one day. I'm struggling to comprehend this. How. How is it even possible to consume that amount of food in a single day. I even saw him eating other things that day, so he had room for more. I'm speechless. The hams must be evolving into another species.