A day of fats at the roller dirby. So this easily could be 3 or 4 rants about the stupidity, inconsiderateness, obvlivity and laziness of fats, but I'm tired after squats so I'll just combine these stories.  To start things off right, here's the fatographer that was taking pictures of the event. He started out standing up, but after about 2 minutes, his sugars got low and he had to lay lie down.  My band was playing some songs between periods and at halftime. The way we were set up involved going up and down the bleachers to the corner with amps, guitars, drums, PA system etc. This one fat fuck who ate no less than 3 giant slices of pizza was sitting on the lowest bleacher and didn't budge once even after being asked so we didn't have to go around to load/unload gear.  This was my first time at the roller dirby and it was a pretty exciting game. The scorers in the back and most blockers in the front were all mostly shitladies with very strong/muscular builds. They fly around the course at a very fast pace while pushing, hip checking, elbowing the other players. Guess who's always in the back of the pack? Guess who isn't at all competitive? Guess who always gets lapped up (how you score points)? That's right, the giant fattasses and each team had at least 1 or 2.  Finally, the most egregious infraction in my book. The home team was up by something like 30 points and on the last play of the game, the really cute flyer is coming around and this disgusting fat shit decides to cheap shot her with an elbow to the face. The game is over, your team is up by 30 points, why the hell are you hitting her? And I think it was her birthday. Either way, she's taken off the field with a broken nose.  In summation, fats are stupid, lazy, bad sportsman, oblivious and disgusting.