A fat's sammich Today I ran to the store to grab a few things for dinner. I had just come from running at the park with my baby so I was in workout clothes (this is relevant in a sec).  I always choose Publix if I havent eaten because I love their deli.  So I put my son in the cart and head over to the counter. There's a line and of course at the back is an obeast. She also has a toddler with her. I start the walk over and just pray this thing doesnt try to make conversation about our children while we wait.  I notice she's wearing an underarmour hoodie, black compression pants, and nikes, but her makeup is flawless and her hair is curled. Meanwhile I reek of sunscreen and my shirt is still damp from sweat (Gross I know, but I only needed two things and I wasnt about to go home, shower, and go back). She sees us and immediately gives me the stink eye.   Then she goes "oh wow, he looks really young to be sitting in a cart. Maybe he should be in a carseat still."   I had IUGR while pregnant and my son is still on the smaller side even though he's tripled his birth weight.   Me: "He has been sitting up for over 2 months now. He likes to look around and not feel confined. Thanks"  I said it as passive aggressively as I could. Thankfully she got called to order next and I was not at all disappointed.  She got a whole chicken tender sub on white with provolone. She also wanted the chicken tossed in buffalo and ranch. They had to open a little ranch container made for dipping chicken strips in just do this btw.  So while the poor soul is making that ridiculous order I get called up. I ordered a half italian spinach wrap and added spinach, tomatoes, banana peppers, jalapenos, cucumbers, pickles, and mustard. While the lady helping me is wrapping up my order I hear the she beast continue "just pickles". I couldn't have rolled my eyes harder. I'm sure she thinks the sub is healthy since she added what used to be  cucumbers. Pickles are veggies right!?!?  It also wouldnt surprise me if she refers to her fat as baby weight even though her child is easily two years old.