Bathroom cheese I went to Subway for lunch.  The line was taking awhile, but I was already there and hungry, so I stuck it out.  The fat chick in front of me gets to the counter (having waited at least as long as I had, so between 5 and 10 minutes), and just asks for a few slices of cheddar cheese.  Okay, that's weird -- maybe she has a sandwich or something at her table?  Didn't see one.  The guy wraps up a couple pieces for her in sandwich paper, doesn't charge her for them (I don't even know how he could), then she takes them and walks into the bathroom, and I don't see her exit before I get my sandwich and leave. What the fuck?