I had a fantastic shitlord professor one year who taught Fundamentals of Argument. His big peeve was the "but it's my personal right/protected freedom" reeeeebutal. His response was always "your personal rights and freedoms extend only insofar as they do not infringe upon anyone else's". I wish I had written a paper on HAES/FA but alas, that was years ago and I was not yet consumed by such hate. I'm sure his comments would have been gold, though.