Whales on Black Friday I live in Texas, the butter state. I saw two short, rotund women whose guts protruded farther out than their massive fat sacks of breasts while at the mall.  They both wore matching grey homemade sweatshirts that read "SHOPPING IS MY CARDIO". Would that I could have gotten a photo. Why? I've seen a fat woman wearing a "running late is my cardio" before and I wonder why fat people think that is acceptable. It's like they just think their morbid obesity and disgusting existence is comical.