Fats Are Lazy (story) So I just started my new job and it is sooooo much better than my last one. We actually go through sensitivity training and have regulations and shit. It's real nice compared to my last one (where I was threatened with knives, kicked, sexually harassed, etc). The only problem is that it is primarily a desk job and as we all know fatties are attracted to any job where they don't have to move.  Now, I've actually be aware this obeast for a while, we live near each other, ride the same bus, but I've never talked to her. This curvaceous and beautiful "real" woman is easily 400 pounds at 5' 3" or so. She is very very... round. No discernible ass or breasts, no neck,  the kind of obeast with feet so fat and deformed that they don't fit in shoes. And she smokes a pack a day. She is 23 years old and I truly doubt she will live past 30.  For some background, my apartment (and hers) is about 1/2 mile away from our workplace. Anyway, we were in a training the other day and being the friendly person I am I went up to her after and talked to her as she was walking away from the building ( I have a morbid curiosity with how these creatures live their lives). Here's how our convo went: "So I'm pretty sure we live in the same complex." "Oh yeah. We do." "I was wondering if you wanted to walk back with me. It's a nice day." "No, I was going to take an Uber after I get some food. I thought they were gonna feed us at the meeting. God I'm so hungry."  "I mean, we had cookies and fruit." "That's not enough. I'm think I'm gonna go get a burger."  And we parted ways. I have absolutely NO sympathy for this sack of garbage. 1/2 mile. She just ate cookies and fruit and needs a burger just to gather the strength to get an Uber home? And I'm sure she's got plenty of food at home too. Jesus. There are so many fats at my new job, but plenty of normal-sized humans too. I'm hopeful that I can subtly flaunt my thin privilege all over the place haha