Looks like she was fat before/recently -- probably when she wrote that hot mess: This pic is cropped as fuck (hmmm): https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CEEpLTq6570/hqdefault.jpg Those FPH-infamous telltale upper arms and that suspiciously baggy black dress: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ENvgXnGUkxs/hqdefault.jpg Looks like she has carefully "curated" her interwebz pics to hide her recently former ham status.  Trawling for FPH-worthy stuff has worked magic on my Google-foo for these things =) and I've found pics from other yo-yo fatty writers who appear to cover their fat status-tracks.  Anyhey, I wager that she was seeeeeething with jealousy as she sweated off her lard day in and day out at the gym, and fit hot chicks went about their business without so much as honoring her curves by disappearing, tee hee.