Pure poetry. The hug bit would really squix me the fuck out.  I do not like to be touched by people I don't know.  Even "dates".  Especially blind dates.  If you don't know me, don't fucking touch me. Fats seem so desperate for physical attention they break this rule.  Fats I don't know whom I meet on business always try and hug people they don't know.  Seriously fats, fuck off.