that "mayo" is cal free alternative (I'm amazed after all the other shit).  Fat people legit think making one change like that will make a difference.  They can't understand that their problem is everything they think they know about nutrition and health is wrong, so they either just add "health food" or target a few things for replacement with low fat versions. Simply syrup is a clear example of this.  After her last scare it's clear she has been trying to eat healthier.  She just has legitimately no fucking clue how.