How the fuck do you eat a full basket of rolls, nevermind 14?  Whenever I go out with my family, I always eat a roll/piece of bread if they have it (which has anybody else noticed is becoming somewhat of a rarity? Granted I don't go out all that often), and maybe half the entree. EDIT: Okay so let's take a look at it.  Let's assume she only ate half the rolls in the basket, assuming 4 rolls per basket, because she's with her buttergolem friend.  That's over 6,000 calories right there according to MyFitnessPal.