Fats in waiting room Waiting to visit a relative in the hospital. She's in a wing where the number of visitors is limited, so I'm in the large waiting area giving my other relatives a chance to hang out with her in the hospital room. Two small fats complaining at the top of their lungs. One superfat is balanced on the arm of a chair and she is almost as loud.  I'm hoping she falls and breaks the chair.   I wish I brought my earbuds so I don't have to hear them mooing.  And now they are discussing  snacks and treats.