Blubber in my class Ive mentioned before in comments that theres a walmart-tier porker in my class. To me, her body is one of the most unusual things i've ever seen in reality. For real, you dont see this kind of obesity often in denmark. Let the rant begin! So i go to school for young people without jobs just to make some money (it's like a work based school with specific things you can choose to work in like IT-support, woodwork and in my case design/handcrafted shenanigans, so not exactly school where youd have lessons about different trivial stuff)  The class attracts girls mostly. I was the first "guy" to join the class and soon after, a couple others came. But that's beside the point. I'll try to make it short.  The Gold:  There's a 400lbs pork in my class. She's one of the most obnoxious females i have every heard/seen. She looks 40, but shes only like 25. Her body type is: massive ballon. She breaks out in insane laughter sometimes at mediocre jokes. I've heard her talk about how she had two breakfasts twice. Gold Intensifies: A guy sat on a semi broken chair (which i had thought about throwing out because im an angel, but always forgot it because im very focused on my work) But it broke when he sat on it. I overhear the porker then say semi proudly that she broke a completely fine chair by sitting on it in this school. (shes been in the school for roughly 5 months with like 30% attendance)  I thought this was a FPH myth and very rarely happens in real life. Icing on the 24karat gold: Today we went to a theater to watch some retarded play with the class. So we walk into the theater, we have to go up 3 stories to get to the room where the play is. Then we find an empty row in the top (additional steps). I was the second last from my lovely class to take a seat and all of a sudden this great big fat colossus takes 3 FUCKING SEATS next to me. room goes silent as the show is about to start HUFF PUFF HUFF PUFF THE HEAVIEST BREATHING I HAVE HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE FROM WALKING UP A SHORT STAIRCASE WITH A SLOW PACE BECAUSE OF THE CROWD I was fucking shocked. What the fuck is wrong with this lardball? Why has it inflicted so much selfharm? Anyways... The fatties in my class are also very shit at work, i really hate to get paired up with one because it makes the end result so shit. And i've observed that the fats usually have horrible attendance and leave before school is over.  edited for grammar and shit