Ironfat Excuse Watch The Tempe AZ Ironman Tri that Raging Chastain has been forever reeeeeing that she’ll be competing in takes place exactly two months from today.   The Ironfat blog has been silent on the subject of this Tri (and “training” for it) since 8/21, and the 8/21 entry was just a bunch of whining and hysterical sobbing about chafing and blisters (which aren’t typical for a competitor who’s been in “training” forever and is only 3 months away from a major event).   No information about running, cycling or swimming distances or times achieved during “training” have been posted.   It would seem that the deception and the delusions will all be unraveling soon and the truth that morbidly obese gluttons are physically incapable of completing Ironman Triathlons will be confirmed by none other than “Ironfat” itself. The big questions are still outstanding, though.   Will “Ironfat” crap out with a blizzard of excuse-making and not enter?   Will “Ironfat” actually have the gall to enter, do a catastrophic crash+burn quality failure, fail to complete the course and retreat into its world of comfort foods, reeeeeing and the unconditional support of all its mindless obeast camp followers?   We’ll know on 11/20 (if not sooner)...