Obeast shoved me at a restaurant A few of my friends wanted to go to eat at a Chinese buffet. Normally I'm not a fan of buffets, but everyone else wanted to go and I wasn't going to be a jerk about it. While I was putting something on my plate, some fat fuck cut into the line right next to me. To say he was fat would be the understatement of the century. This blue whale in overalls had a belly that started beneath his third chin and extended to his knees, forcing him to duck waddle while leaning back to counterbalance his massive belly. When he cut into the line, he had to force his way in, hitting me and the stranger to my right. The human male he hit lost half of his plate of food across the counter and floor. I have extremely good balance so I managed to stay on my feet and juggle my plate without making a mess, but I was shoved several steps to the side. I would have ripped into the upright whale, but the other guy beat me to it and asked him what the hell he thought he was doing. It looked like a huge fight was going to break out, so I headed back to my table to watch the chaos with my friends.  The manure factory just rolled his shoulders and muttered that he'd just be a second while filling his plate to overflowing. He didn't apologize for shoving two people or making a mess. In his adipose riddled brain he seemed to think that his return trip to the buffet line was more important than behaving like a civilized human being. I think the other guy was going to really let him have it, but his wife retrieved him before an all out fight could erupt in the restaurant. The sack of elephant dung went back to filling two plates to overflowing and then waddled back to his table as if nothing had happened. Not a word of apology to the people he pushed or to the restaurant staff that had to clean his mess. This is why lard landfills shouldn't be allowed out in public. I can only hope that someday a shitlord will open a restaurant where fats aren't allowed. My only conciliation is that the gelatinous grease guzzler won't live to his next birthday.