He Ate All the Pizza. What a shock. So we have a really nice old guy where I work. He routinely orders pizza or some other take-out and will gladly offer to pick some up for you. He goes one step further though. He orders a large pizza (often 2) and breadsticks and knows full well he won't eat it all because he isn't a ham. He leaves the rest out for anybody who wants some. Seriously. Nicest guy. Who does that sort of thing?  I'm broke and I usually brown-bag it so I will occasionally just have a slice or a breadstick. This is also what most people do. Grab one or two pieces and say a big thank you and go back to your desk. The problem is we have a giant ham in the office. He rarely works the same shift as me, so usually I only see him in passing. Not today. Today he set up shop with us. This guy has had lap band surgery...twice. He eats like a vacuum and sounds like one while he does it due to the desperation respiration. Naturally, he took up my co-worker on his offer of a slice of pizza. He then returned. Again. And again. And again. Literally ate 2/3rds of the pie. It's bad enough to do that on your own, but with something meant to be shared? Wtf. Unacceptable. So selfish.  Oh, and did he ever say thanks to the nice guy? Of course not. Just waddled to and from his desk repeatedly. Every other person gave a polite thanks. Every. Other. One.