Let's go with Papa Murphy's Large "All Meat" pizza. There are 10 slices per pizza, so hamplanet ate 25 slices of pizza. This alone is disgusting.  Calories: 315/slice, so 7,875 for 25 slices.  Total fat: 16g/slice, so 400g of fat.  Cholesterol: 42mg/slice, so 1,050mg  Sodium: 880mg/slice, so 22,000mg of salt. TL:DR: he should be dead.  OK, here is info based on a square pizza:  Jet's Pizza has a "All Meaty" XL square pizza that has 371 calories per slice and 15 slices per pizza. Therefore, we are looking at a total of 38-ish slices.  Calories: 371/slice, so 14,098 calories for 38 slices.  Total fat: 18g/slice, so 684g of fat.  Cholesterol: 39mg/slice, so 1482mg Sodium: 663mg/slice, so 25,194mg of salt. Now I feel super disgusting.