Fatties wanna be me. This has happened on 3 separate occasions since I've been in Washington for work.  First was buying beer and getting carded at a gas station. Neckbeard asks why I am here. "Work takes me everywhere" "so where do you live?" "I'm profitable homeless, no point in owning a house when i travel 75+% of the time" "Dude i am just ummm uhhh regular homeless, i like to call myself a Nomad. I wish i was you and had that job." Second was an old (i cant tell their age) femayo on site, "it must be so amazing to meet new people and see America! I need to do that! You're so lucky!" Third was a younger fat tending bar, "omg that's such an awesome way to live! I would trade places with you!" Fuck off fatties. I wouldn't be you in a million lifetimes.