My first public shitlording :') Ok so I was admittedly fatfishing a bit with the title, as this didn't happen recently, but something I just remembered from middle school. In middle school my close group of friends were all hams. They were also horribly mean to me all the time, I'm not sure why I was friends with them, but I was an awkward nerdy middle schooler with no one else to eat lunch with, so I put up with them. One day we were talking about Marilyn Monroe, and the hammiest of my friends (obese and probably well over size 14) brought up the whole "Marilyn Monroe was a size 14" thing. Being the natural shitlady I apparently was, I said "wait really? That can't be right, she wasn't fat at all!" Hammy's head whipped around toward me as she glared, and said "are you saying a size 14 is fat??" I REALLY did not know what to say, and I can't remember how I got out of that one, I probably just walked away at a normal pace knowing she'd never be able to catch up to me or anything. Anyway, 10 years later she graduated college with a degree in nutrition (!!!), is still obese, and opened up a HAES nutrition counseling practice. It lasted less than a year.