I used to go to church up until I was a teen because I was forced to. Fat people standing up from the kneeler looks like austin powers trying to make a three point turn on a golf cart. Lean this way, lay down, lean that way, lay down, put a leg out, lay down put two legs out, put both hands on the floor, get on your knees, reach out for someone else to help you, almost pull them over, heave ho, one knee up, now standing.