If Van Halen songs were written by fatties Running with the donut Ain't talkin' 'bout salad Jaimie's eatin' Little Eater Jiggle the night away Somebody get me a doctor(no really, lord beetus has cometh) Hot for creamer Food walks in Why can't this be beef Don't tell me what exercise can do I cant stop eating soup Poundcake Unchoked When its puffed Up for breakfast You really got cheese Yeah, we're runnin' a little bit hungry tonight, I can barely see the road from all the food in my face, reach down....between my legs, ease into the McDonalds bag