Time for another story shitlords. You guys have all seen my posts, they are usually based on my public shitlording or rants. Today is the day that I post something happy. I wrote about my crazy SJW girlfriend a few weeks ago and it wasn't good. We had to split for awhile because she really hated my my attitude towards the lesser species. I know this isn't r/relationships, but ya'll are the only folks I can speak with about this. ON TO THE STORY. We decided to chat, so my lady came to the restaurant to visit near closing, we were having a glass of wine at the bar while my line cooks held it down for me. Cue massive pod of whales waddling in. They said they had a reservation for 4, and we had a table set up for them already (It's a small place, we normally only seat two at a time) My wonderful, wonderful, non-shitlady looks at me and says "there's only 3 of them, did she eat the 4th?" This woman actually did take up a whole side of the booth, didn't think it was possible but her fat was actually that flowing-?- And to top things off, the table ordered a brulee, choc torte, and tres leche cake, went to look in the dining room, she was the only one left at the table.