I want to poke the bear http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mileys-ass-animated-gif.gif funny gif, not related. I'm going to planet fatness tonight. This will be my first time. Maybe my last. I need ideas for subtle and not so subtle shitlording. I really don't care if I get kicked out, but the benefit of ongoing shitlording might be worth the price of toning it down. In my own opinion, craft is key. 1. Outfit : I constantly hear stories about the outfit triggering people, there was even that news article! Clothes not intimidating, ok, I'll be testing that out. I'm thinking this outfit but with knee length leggings. My biggest hope is muh triggers will complain about me. I will make a scene, because I know I won't be the only one in there with workout clothing on, hams love to squeeze into those. 2. Pizza day : Bagels? Pizza? I'm thinking I have some celery in the fridge and I'm going to bring it. I'm unsure of the layout of the place, but I don't see the harm in eating my snack near the pizza table. I'm going to look like I'm really fucking enjoying it too. I will say nothing. 3. Find a piggie to follow : I'm going to find a piggie on the machine circuit. I'm going to use whatever machine they do right after they do and loudly put the weight up higher each time. Making eye contact with a smile will be a must. Making conversation will not be forced. Extra points in my own mind if they comment something like "that's a lot of weight" or something like that. My reply? "Don't worry, big girls are strong, right? You can handle this much weight too" and proceed to put their weight to just below my max under a friendly guise. "Come on, you can do it!". "I can't do it, its too much" they'll squeal, and I'll say something to the effect of "Well if you're not working hard here, then you're wasting your time". 4. Flirting with malehams : They assume they're stronger, faster, whatever. I won't be wearing my ring for lifting and I'm hot so they'll probably go along with whatever I ask; I'll flirt. Who wouldn't be able to keep up with a girl like me? I'm strong in my legs, especially running. I'll see if I can flirt and get a fat ham to take the treadmill or stairs next to me. I'm thinking the stairs would be the funniest. I want to see a fat ass think he has a chance with me while he's trying to flirt on the stairs. Could you imagine, winded, sweating. "hey............you...........wanna..........go out.............sometime?" "Oh sorry, I was just being friendly. I'm married" I'm open to ideas. Please help. I'm going to get pics and hopefully recordings. Also, if you have gym shitlording stories, PF or not, let me hear them! EDIT: Update in comments