Rant: "Small Fats" Need to Stop Thinking They Can Shitlord So, super brief story. I'm quitting my job next week. I've been working there for about a year now and am going to another job that better fits my school schedule and all that jazz. Because I am quitting, I've let my inner shitlord go completely rampant. After all, what're they gonna do? Fire me? I'd love a week off anyways. So lately I've been pretty blunt about everything. 400 pound coworker tells me to work faster? I just tell her to lose weight because even my slowest pace is faster than her swiftest waddle. Fat fuck asks me to go grab something for them? I notify them that they need to burn the calories more than I do, etc, etc. The issue I've been having though is with my one fucking fat supervisor that has, for the last year, tried to shitlord with me. Now, I don't know about most of you, but I don't do the whole "small fat" or "big fat" category breakdowns. You're either fat, fit, normal-weight or underweight. That's fucking it. So, my supervisor is about 5'4" and probably weighs in around 180 (that's more than me and I'm 6'). She's fat. She doesn't get to shitlord. Yet she keeps trying to shitlord with me regardless and she does it in the cringiest way possible. She's constantly saying that fat people are an eyesore, that she can't handle their waddling around her, that they should lift and be strong like her kroger ogre self, that they should just die, etc. Since I'm quitting and already put in the resignation I basically told her outright "You do realize you're fat right? You can't talk shit like that about fat people when you're literally just as fucking big." Cue a subsequent meltdown and then having me sent home early. Not sure if I got fired or not, but honestly, who gives a fuck? Why do "small fat" people like that somehow think they're excluded from being fat just because they're not 400 pounds? Fucking fat asses now adays think their normal weight or something just because they sometimes manage to do a squat.