Right? Like he's trying to compare all the ways that they're alike--why would you want to admit you regularly break plastic chairs and binge on little debbie desserts? I'd understand the love for something like a well done chocolate torte or matcha cake or tiramisu, you know, foods that require an actual palate to enjoy, but little debbie? I don't mean to be explicitly prejudiced against food, I know this is fatpeoplehate and not foodhate, but the venn diagram of fat bastards and people that binge on little debbie desserts is a circle.