Porker can't handle rejection; schools himself (short) Much to my displeasure, I had to break this fat bastard's already half-broken heart today by telling him I wasn't interested in his sweaty rolls or what's underneath them. Between buttery tears, he had this to say to me: Ham: Just like fast food, you only look appealing when you're hungry. Just wait 'til you get a taste and find out how bad you are! At first I thought I was seeing things, but no. He was actually comparing me to fast food as a means to insult me. I said "Only a fatty would say that." and he hasn't replied since.