I've been a shitlady since I was 5. 5 years old was when I moved from China to the US. (I was taking a trip down memory lane with my mom earlier today). She said I got in trouble on my first day in kindergarten because I called a girl fat. I was scolded by the teacher and told to apologize, but I instead apparently responded with, "But she is. I've never seen a fattie before!" Anyway, so some of my first English vocabulary involved helping fatties realize they're fat.