The time my mom accidentally shitlorded a lardbarge in an elevator Aka: my earliest shitlady memory. Someone else's elevator post made me remember this. I was about 5 years old at the time and my family was staying in some hotel that had like 40 floors or something. My mom has always had this terrible fear of elevators (like that they'll get overloaded and break and drop, I think), but at this hotel of course we're put on one of the top floors and we're forced to take the elevator. Not literally of course, but walking 40 floors isn't exactly convenient to do multiple times a day. Anyways, on one trip up to our room, we were joined by quite a few other people piling into the elevator as well. When about 15 seconds pass and people are still trying to fit in, the alarm starts going off because it's taking forever to load the elevator. This was at the exact same moment that a hambeast put its first hoof into the elevator. My mom, terrified that he forced the elevator to exceed its weight limit (causing the alarm), yells "SIR YOU ARE WAY TOO FAT TO BE ON THIS ELEVATOR", then promptly shoves him out and slams her hand on the "door close" button. Everyone was dead quiet the rest of the ride. TL;DR my mom pushed a planet out of an elevator because has was too fat