Dear Midwestern United States -- you owe the world an apology Been here almost two months.  So many fats.  It's already fucking cold.  It's practically freezing outside. People think having fun involves chugging beer and eating nachos.  Their idea of a 5k is eating pie and waddling to more pie. There is no culture.  Watching other people play football is being into sports. Fuuuuuuuuuck the Midwest. I feel like John Carter among the Martians, except I'm among the fats.