Sly Shitlording Methods I think this page is awesome. Have taken to it like a duck to water, or in some peoples case, like jam and cream to a scone. So I've started a campaign of public covert shitlording. After all, no one want to make a scene and embarrass these ham planets, it's not their fault they are like they are <insert sarcasm here> All of these methods below have been used to varying effect. From embarrassed red faces right up to the snooty puff rider having a total (cheese)meltdown. *Local shopping centre has 4 levels of travellators to get to the roof car parking. "Accidentally" hit emergency stop button. Humans unfazed at walking, obeasts rage at physical exertion. *Pocket full of electrical lockout/do not operate tags. Attach to lift call buttons and make everyone take the stairs.  *Saw a scootypuff rider hop off to get an item from the shelf he couldn't reach from above a display stand. Took his keys out and placed them in the nearest bin. Watch madness ensue.... *Go to supermarket. Get trollies. Use the child seatbelt cords to tie them to the security bollards at the doorway, leaving a small gap which humans can walk through. Warning, does not work at the fruit markets. *Go to gym and get advertising pamphlets. Carefully place into shopping trolley of ham planets when you walk past in supermarket. *And lastly my favourite, not covert but still gives the best satisfaction. Walk down lolly isle with wife. Walk past salivating obeast placing bags of sugar sweets in trolley. My trolley full of fresh fruit and veggies (real food). Exclaim loudly one or many of the following statements "How the fuck can people eat this shit. No wonder Australia has an obesity epidemic. I'm glad I never got addicted to sugar, would rather be addicted to meth instead. If we ate that shit there is no way we would be at a healthy BMI"