Today I was seated in a coffee shop... when an SUV pulled up. There was a window shade down and it was night, so I could only see the front end of the vehicle. Suddenly, I see it rise so much, and I think there must a really big fat ass that just got out of it. Then a bald, sweaty adipose monster waddled into my view. Yep. Lard ass was damn near negating the suspension on an SUV.