More Planet Fatness I was waiting for my car and went to a Planet Fatness which was in walking distance of the dealer.  1) I go on the stepmill and start my workout. I kid you not, in the space for your keys, gloves, etc, there was an unopened "fun sized" package of candy. Probably if its sugars get low.  Member after member gets on the stepmill next to me managing either under two minutes, or speed level one for not much longer. I'm spared.  Next to the stepmill, a heffalump waddles slowly on a treadmill.  2) From the stepmill, which gives a view of the gym, I can see the hams sitting and texting or talking on the circuit equipment. Not one of them is doing the "circuit." According to the signs, you will get your membership revoked if you don't use the circuit properly. They have a light that times the machines for a minute.  Once I used the circuit and a worker commented he had never actually seen anyone use it as such (this location).  3) 350 lb staff planet waddles slowly around the gym randomly wiping something. At the front were more staff planets with visible layers of fat rolls.  I don't get this place. It's a gym, but no one is in shape or is even trying to be in shape. For $20/month for access anywhere and anytime I need a gym, I pay it, but it's painful at times. This place never ceases to amaze me.