A Ham On A Train So, I was coming out of london from a meeting I had this morning, it's around lunchtime so I thought I would grab something in the train station before I took the overground back to the office. I walk into a shop just to buy some lunch and something small to keep me going on the train ride back. I got myself a bag of baked mixed vegetable crisps (sweet potatoe, parsnips & beetroot) and couldn't avoid seeing this behemoth in front of me clutching two bags of cookies, a chocolate easter egg, a sharing sized bags of crisps and a salad box. It was probably treating itself for having a salad tee hee Anyways just my luck it turns out this general waste of floor space was taking my train and waddled into the same carriage as me to come and sit opposite me. I made eye contact with her with a look of disgust, got up immediately and moved to the other end of the carriage. I can't eat with something that repulsive opposite me. Half hour later I went to get up at my stop, glanced over and this fucking thing was half way through the easter egg with two empty bags of cookies on the seat next to her along with an un-opened salad box. How the hell can someone get through that much shit in slightly under half hour? not only that as I walked to the exit the smell nearer that side of the carriage was just disgusting. I would quite happily have the government spend a little more of my tax on investing in a few cattle carriages for trains to throw fuckers like her into. I hate fat people