Fatty Know-It-All I walked out to my garage the other day to find one of the garage door springs laying on the ground broken. I don't pretend to be a handyman so I do what any guy does - consult Google. I find out there are two different types of garage door springs, extension and torsion. Extension springs can be easily fixed. Torsion springs are the ones you don't want to fuck around with as they have killed people. I go to the hardware store and buy some replacement extension springs and bring them home to start working.  Not 5 minutes into the project some fatty know it all is walking by on the sidewalk and yells out to me, "Hey, be careful now! Those could kill you!" It caught me completely off guard. I'm like, "Thanks but I've got this under control." What's funny is just the other day I was reading some AskReddit thread about garage door springs and how they have killed people. I know it would be a stretch but I swear this fatass just read that same thread and wanted to boast about its handyman knowledge.  Not too compelling I know lol but I thought it was a funny encounter. He kept waddlin' on and I surprisingly got the project done in about 30 minutes. So the moral of the story is - if you need to replace extension springs on your garage door, don't pay someone to do it, and, of course, fats are stupid.