Mothers Day Fats at restaurant My Mom is spending the weekend with my sister so my pops and I decided dinner out was the way to go. We went to a TGRubyChli type place. I got a turkey burger and the pops got some chicken veggie dish. At that point I hadn't really noticed anyone around till. That is until I heard "did you hear what those to guys ordered, I bet they are fags". I looked over it's a family of 4 hogs. Not one of them was under 350. So after looking them over I said to my dad as loud as I could. "Look at those pigs over there I bet they haven't seen the genitals in 15 years". They reeeeeeeeeeed until the manager came over, they cried butter tears. Manager ask us what happened I told him the whole story. He was a big ole shitlord and told them they needed to leave and he offered to buy us dessert, but we told no thanks we don't eat sweets. So he bought our dinner. So our server got a huge tip. Free dinner and got to insult the hog family great mothers day even without my mom.