Fats always bitch about "concern trolls", but recent events made me realize they too are concern trolls. Specifically, "Did you eat enough?? That's not enough food for you!" When their fatlogic extends to non-fats it's so annoying. Recently I was with a small group of people I didn't know very well, mostly my SO's friends and a few of their girlfriends. We were having an afternoon at one of those daytime only campgrounds and roasting some hotdogs and what have you. I wasn't eating, not hungry. I'd snacked on some chips earlier and didn't need anything more for a while. One of the girls in the group was a fat little piggy because you can never just have a nice normal day. She was one of those overly helpful "I'm going to pretend to be everyone's mom" people and since she was mostly distracted by setting out all the food and hot dog fixings (is a family sized bag of shredded cheese really necessary?) I just ignored her. Until she noticed I wasn't eating. Cue the "concern trolling" hamplanets always whine about. "You're not eating?? You must be starving!! Let me make you a hot dog, why not? What do you mean you don't want one?? You can't skip lunch you're so skinny!" Like, dude, I am just not hungry. What is the panic? We aren't wasting away on a desert island, I literally have doritos in my stomach as we speak. Plus we've all had beer so we've all had more than enough calories. She just wouldn't let up. Finally I said "I've already had lunch" "When?" "Months ago, it's right here I just have to absorb it." Then I pinched as much fatty skin on my belly as I could gather and shook it at her. I have never seen someone look so horrified in my life. It was like I'd just torn off one of my arms and thrown it at her. She didn't even respond with anything, she just gasped and bustled away while my poor SO is shaking his head at me like "why are you like this you nutter." She seemed to get over it pretty quick but she did leave me alone about the food thing for the rest of the day which was nice. Story aside, hams are hypocrites. Don't bitch about people being worried for you, then go harass someone else because you think you know better than them.