Another elevator story Guys, my friend just told me this story about her class yesterday and I couldn’t share it fast enough. As you know, our elevator is broken. Still. In this 3-story building, how are we ever gonna manage?!  So she had class on the top floor yesterday. In this class is a fat, the definition of as wide as it is tall. Fatty was late yesterday, I guess making rounds calling people in the class. But you know, no one answered since THEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS. So fatty ended up having to email the professor. Why? Because she was at the bottom of the stairs and needed help getting up. 2 flights of stairs. In her 20s. She had to have the SENIOR professor - a man in his 50’s or 60’s easily, help her up 2 flights up stairs.  My friend said she walked into class crying her eyes out. But I bet this still won’t be a wake up call.