"Ew How are you Doing that?" I left work to meet a friend at Walmart for quick items on my way home, and she texted she'd be late.  I was hungry so I made my way to the fruit / veggie section and picked up a fresh fruit salad, told my friend I'd be by the door and proceeded to pop open the container and nom on some fruit.  I didn't have a fork but my finger germs never really bothered me. A few minutes go by and I'm enjoying the freak show that is walmart clientele streaming into the store  literally dripping with sweat from the 400 foot walk from their handicap spot to the store when a rather round planet sized teen waddles up to me and says "Ew, how are you doing that?" I assume she is talking about me eating with my hands... "Uh, I washed my hands when I got to the store and I..." She cut me off "No, how are you eating fruit without like, sugar or granola or cool whip?" ... I gave her a dead stare said "Like this" and put a piece of pineapple into my mouth....  She gawked, I replied "Fruit is filled with natural sugar and goodness, just like your body is filled with natural hormones and goodness why ruin either of them with extra fake shit that's not needed?" She smacked the fruit cup out of my hand and walked away.... whatever all that was left was the honeydew.