The Piggering 1- A Scientific Breakthrough People requested a story and here it is. I was sitting in the kitchen eating some boiled eggs and downing some water when all of a sudden, the whale comes out. I forgot feeding time was upon us. She goes and makes a giant ass plate one can only assume was to feed the giant at the top of the beanstalk. I grab some meatballs and potato salad to finish of my meal and sit down. She starts wolfing down food while talking, making noises not even Ahab would go after. I get full and set aside my plate. She says she is full but goes and grabs more food. All of a sudden the earth and sky fell out from under and above me.  God himself had blessed me with a realization that can end whaledom forever. My brain nearly shattered and reality nearly fractured (if you had some feeling of foreboding over the past day or so that's why) I realized at that moment that they used sheer willpower to get this fat. When we are full, we naturally stop eating. They keep going because they will themselves to eat more. My mind went blank. Sensing her impending extinction, she got up and took my SO's brother shouting "We are going to see the new Madea movie". All of my Wat flooded into me and I reached a higher plane of existence. I went to the internet and searched, hoping for proof and all of a sudden it dawned on me. Those whales who don't get to decide or use their will lose weight. That night my scientific discovery made me realize, we take away the will to stuff and the weight soon follows! More stories coming soon!