The case of the multiplying poo. I live in an apartment complex that thankfully is a very dog friendly place.  There are a lot of areas nearby owned by the complex that are specifically created for dog walking, and plenty of bags located everywhere for you to take and pick up any presents your dog might leave.  However the area is unfathomably covered in old stinky turds.  Even with convenient bags and garbage cans everywhere brown bombs are still all over the place.  This vexes me considering I have never seen anyone use the area and not clean up after their dog.  Until today. With the day off of work decided to take my dog for an afternoon stroll and this is when I saw two residents I had never seen before.  A super fat hamzilla lurching around with a super fat wiener dog.  I could tell something was wrong because my usually calm dog bristled up like crazy when they got close.  Obviously I walked as far away from these morbid creations as I could to avoid any interaction but not far enough away where I couldn't see the answer to all of my problems.  Ms. 350 lb Fatass lets her plump pooch drop an arterial unclogging load right in the middle of the field and then shuffles off to her apartment for what I can only assume is a hard earned snack for her two minutes of walking. This story does have a happy ending.  I followed her for a bit and saw her apartment number, then reported her to the office.  If she has any other complains against her she'll receive a nice move-out slip on her door.  Let's all keep our fingers crossed.