When fat chicks hit on you. This happened probably 5-6 years ago. I was somewhere in LA for a volleyball tournament and my friends and I were sitting at a table in the hotel lobby. There was some corporate party going on in a conference room and this obnoxious, drunk fat chick comes out and sits at our table. I think she was having trouble picking up men at the party so she decided to try and get with some high school guys. Of course she comes and sits next to me and starts talking to me. She brings up sex very soon and says how she has a car that we can do it in. She then says that bigger girls are better because "more pushin for the cushin" or whatever the fuck that phrase is. Now, if she was normal sized it would have been different, but there was no way I wanted to hook up with this ham. I tell her that I'm good and she plays it off like I couldn't handle her or some shit.  It's funny because she was with a normal sized girl who doesn't say a word the whole time. Probably because she's confident and doesn't need to compensate for anything unlike the fat, attention-seeking lard beast. I swear, it's always the fat chicks that are the most desperate.