And as an active duty non commissioned officer, the avacado speaks truth.  https://voat.co/user/pbateman, the only word of advice I will give you, is never underestimate bored military police.  As an Air Force cop, I can tell you that screwing around for a 12 hours shift leaves a lot of free time to do investigations.  And you better believe some young, hungry cop would love to get that pig in the slammer and add a notch to his arrest belt.  (I'm not painting a picture that cops love to be douche bags, I'm just saying that sometimes we actually love to do our job and catch assholes).  And that goes for military and civilian cops.  So just keep that in mind if this happens again.