Shitlord theme park idea Roll up, roll up to the shitlord theme park where you can live out your dream of tormenting fatties. Have a turn at Bovine Bowls, a game where teams of shitlords hurtle bowling balls at a row of fatties. Guess the weight of the fatty and whoever gets the closest is allowed to beat the fatty with a stick. Toss a donut into a pit of fatties who have been starved for days and watch them fight over it. Any more suggestions?