From pretzels to pizza, a hams love of food knows no bounds I just wanted to share a story. I was having a get together at my place. About 6 or so friends came over well after dinner time. I open up the wine, people start popping beers, everyone is having a great time. What is a great complement to beer? Pretzels! I open up a bag, and people take one at a time, eating them slowly. ENTER THE HAM. This butter huffer starts taking pretzels by the handful and shoveling them down her gullet. It's been 10 minutes since I opened the bag and the bowl is half empty. Fucking great. Everyone is watching her do this while we chat, disgust on our faces. The ham must have gotten tired of the pretzels, and starts complaining abou their stomache, complaining how hungry they are and asking if anyone else wants pizza. She continues complaining about wanting pizza until everyone stops talking due to how awkward she was getting. Her boyfriend (really?) finally gets her to calm down and stop her ripples from breaking my couch. Anyways, just needed to vent about this. Fucker was 15-16 stone too.