You would think this, but I work with a fat cunt that stole my coffee mug that has my name on it that one of my daughters gave me for mother's day so often that I now have to keep it in my desk.  Who does that??  And she would make hot chocolate in it, or coffee with globs of creamer in it, and then leave it on her desk for days, so that I would have to steal it back, and then wash it :(