It's got sideburns, but is also very clearly pregnant...  No, please just no. Even if it is, just no. I'm going to keep telling myself that it's a beer belly. I've seen alot of shit. I grew up in NYC, I'm a recovering heroin addict, I've traveled and seen some shit but somehow my mind cannot wrap itself around that being female or pregnant. I know how babies are made and I refuse to believe that anyone fucked that, let alone ducked it without a condom. Even if you're right, in my mind you'll always be wrong.  ....And now I'm going to be sick... ETA: I know auto correct changed it to "ducked" as opposed to "fucked", but I'm leaving it, as I really can't stand the mental image of someone... "ducking" it.....