Shitlord Origin Stories Who or what (if anything, some people are just born super heroes) in your life brought you to the righteous path of shitlording? For me it was my dad.  I can remember being as young as 5 years old and my dad making fun of fat people on the street while we drove around.  He's always impressed upon me the importance of living a healthy, active life, and encouraged me to play sports and work out while growing up.  To this day he still goes to the gym 6 times a week, even at 74 years old and after two shoulder and knee surgeries.  He has actually told me multiple times that I have to work out until I reach the age he stopped or he's going to "call me a wimp from beyond the grave."   There's literally no excuse for not making the time to work out.  My dad used to work oversees in some pretty desolate/isolated areas (Iran, Saudi Arabia, South Korea, Indonesia etc) and he would make a home gym from whatever scrap metal or piping he could find laying around the job site.  Staying in shape takes effort but there is always something you can do.  Anytime I'm feeling lazy or tired I always remember that. That's basically how it started for me.  I'm really happy to be a part of the new FPH.  I didn't catch the old one until the tail end and I'm excited to watch the new one grow.  Feel free to sound off on how you came into the light.