Why are fat fucks alway so loud? [RANT] I never knew how much I love my human neighbors, until now. A month ago the lady in the apartment next to mine moved out and in moved a (female) fat fuck. Not yet death fat, but definitely fat enough to be unpleasant to the eye. Could stand to loose a good 25-30kg.  I work from home and I can hear everything, even when I'm in the room that's farthest away. Trampling that makes my floor vibrate, throwing doors, fucking obnoxiously loud talking both on the phone and in person. The piggie-parents have obviously never taught it what an indoor voice is, it just screams all the time. My bedrooms shares a wall with its and the pig comes fully equipped with a (human-sized) pigfucker-bf. I know where you mind is going and having seen/heard actual pigs being slaughtered, it's less traumatizing than what I had to listen to. But I successfully shut that down at least. Turns out Mr. Pigfucker can't keep it up when there's (slightly vulgar) fetish porn blasting on full volume! He even had the guts to ring my doorbell and complain about that, only to be laughed at and having the door shut in his face. The pig has been here 4 weeks, everyone hates her. Other neighbors, even the mailman has already figured out she's a stupid cunt. And they're all like that! If you hear an obnoxiously loud person in the streets, it's always either a) a fat fuck (most often b) a teenager (sometimes) c) someone who's batshit drunk (rarely, at least here)  - or worst, all of these combined. Why can't they just be fucking quiet? You'd think looking like that they wouldn't want to draw attention to themselves, yet they do it all_the_time. Edit: Missed an S in the title. Whatever.