Account Deleted By User Last weekend, I went to a music festival. Three days of rock & roll, overpriced beer, and fat people refusing to admit they're too fucking big to crowdsurf. It was terrible, every time a fat one went up, their fatter friend decided that since that one made it, clearly they could too. It was great when they got dropped (and a lot did) but it didn't seem to deter any of them. Anyone have suggestions on how to keep the fatties grounded and shitpeople out of danger?