Fats and food envy Why do fats always comment on food?  Is that all they think about?   I was in the break room trying to make the most of my shitty Lean Cuisine ravioli (actually I shouldn't say shitty, this one wasn't bad), and from behind me cones in my cardio-circumventing, mouth breathing  COWorker.  Now, I've always had a problem with this thing.  It's nosy, slow, obnoxious, annoying, and obviously fat. It constantly is sick and is extremely unprofessional when it comes to our patients. Of course it complains all the time about his weight and has recently told everyone all about its third (maybe forth) go with Slim 4  Life.   Anyway, she's awful.  But in it comes, sneaking up behind me as I'm eating and very engaged in a book, which are both things that I like to do privately.  'Gee, cowtown runner, snort whatcha eating there?  Oh wow it looks so good.  wheeze Too bad on Slim 4 Life they don't let us eat those things, they are so high in sodium!  They are terrible for you!!!' I just muttered 'oh, yeah?  That sucks I guess' because Ive got only five minutes until I need to be back to my desk and my book is super engaging.  I thought it would leave me alone at that, but no.  It puts its fucking perpetually snotty face maybe SIX INCHES from my food and sniffs!  Was this cow raised in a barn!??   I immediately left the room and fought the urge a few minutes later to ask her if Slim 4 Life allowed that crazy amount of peanut brittle she was stuffing her maw with. Thanks for letting me vent!!  Anyone else had this happen?