Fuck it, I'll take a shot.... I present "22 The World Gone FAT"  It's the year 22. It's always year 22. After the Tumblrwars every year became equal to Empress Tess' size. The year, much like Tess' size never increases, it's always size 22. Even as the Im Hammperial Pizza Palace is being renovated to have larger doors by the Anorexic White Male Cis slaves the empress keeps for "cultural reeducation". However, for the sake of sanity I still use the oppressive Gregorian Calendar. It's 2032. The fats overran 12 years ago. It started with cries of HAES and rape culture and quickly escalated to slow, fat, multicolored, tribes of Tumblrites pillaging the opressive cities of the world and summarily executing any white, cis, male. The children were spared--unless they were over 12. Because anyone over 12 is patriarchal scum. Those under 12 face a fate worse than the sweet embrace of death--they are reeducated and turned into slaves that serve the empire Tess' followers have built.    The average person (the word person was banned from all dictionaries, before dictionaries were banned) is now 400 perfectly healthyTM pounds and is required by royal decree to have at least 4 different neon colors of hair and each hour at 22 minutes past the hour lie down on their backs and cry HAES HAES! TESS TESS! TUMBLR TUMBLR this is followed by a 22 minute snack break to prevent starvation mode from occurring. The problem is that no one knows what time it is... all of the clocks broke years ago, along with the transportation system... The internet is still up because Tess needs I.T. support to photoshop her royal pictures. Food is dropped by airplane from empire run farms staffed by those who violate the no BMI below 22 (the BMI scale has been changed. 22 is now equivalent to a person 5' 8" weighing 222 lbs).  Our only hope is gone.