My nonshitlord husband said something shitlordy! I'm in love all over again. My husband, while as firm and trim as any of you hotties, isn’t a Shitlord and tries to see the good in everyone (including his obeast aunt that’s coming to visit this weekend, kill me now!!).  However the other day we were trying to get around this slow moving and weaving suburban and saw that it was a former female who apparently couldn’t see past its FUPA to drive correctly.  My sweet husband says “you know people should be forced to drive vehicles inversely proportionate to their size.  If you’re that big you should be made to drive like a Smartcar or some bullshit like that just so they don’t take up any more room than they do.” I wanted to ravish him right then and there. But it got me thinking about what if.  Wouldn’t it be so funny to see these things in teeny cars all bunched in there?  Oh man