Had a job interview at a weight loss center yesterday...SO. MUCH. FAT. LOGIC. So I lost over 90 lbs awhile back and have been maintaining a healthy shitlady body for years now. Saw a job posting to be a health coach at a weight loss center, figured why not apply, I know a lot about weight loss and it might be rewarding to help others to finally achieve or regain human status. Of course it's a place that's actually selling a program and products, albeit natural ones, but I should have known that their program and "knowledge" of weight loss would be filled with fat logic.  Interviewed with the owner of the specific chain in my area, she told me about the program, which is essentially natural weight loss supplements and specific food combinations that are supposed to promote weight loss. I lost all of my weight on my own, with no program, I simply logged my food online and counted calories. Simple as that, and it worked beautifully. So I know how easily it can be done if you're consistent and remain accountable to yourself. Never spent a penny on weight loss anything.  Spoke to a current health coach there, who proceeded to tell me all about the proper ways to lose weight, even though I was the only one there who was actually slim and who lost weight by counting calories. When I mentioned calorie counting, she insisted that that didn't work, and when I insisted that it did and that was how I lost and maintained my weight, she mumbled something about it not lasting. Ha ha, OK. Fat logic already engaged. I was like "Oh, here we go!" But I thought it might be funny to hear some more, so I humored her and she continued. She said that she thought she knew all there was to know about weight loss before, but since she started working there, boy was she wrong! Some other amazing nuggets of information out of her mouth were: -If you were fat and lost weight, all of your fat cells remain and are just waiting for the smallest slip to blow up again, and it's a million times harder to stay at a normal weight compared to someone who never was fat.  -That in the past when she tried losing weight, she drank so much water that she stopped losing weight because all the water was flushing all of the nutrients out of her body(WUT?????) LMAO! How does that make any sense to anyone??? -That people shouldn't drink ice cold water, because when you do the fat can't melt away. She said "Think of it this way, if you take a stick of butter and place it on ice, what happens? The butter will remain solid! But put a stick of butter in a glass of warm water and it will melt! Therefor, if you drink cold water, you won't lose weight. If you drink warm water, you will." Another WUT?????? I basically already tuned out at that point, thinking how the fuck I could ever stand to work somewhere with people who were so misinformed about weight loss. And they can combine all the right foods they want and drink or not drink certain amounts of water at certain temperatures, but in the end weight loss happens when CI<CO happens!!!! Which we all know. Like I said, I was the only one there who was actually thin, so they can say that CICO doesn't work all they want, the results speak for themselves.  I'm thinking I would go insane working in a place like that, although it could be fun/hilarious in a way, and I could have a lot of stories to tell on a regular basis. The owner said she'd let me know by Monday if I got the job or not. So what do you think, fellow shitlords and shitladies, should I accept if she calls me back? One more thing, I dressed up really nice for the interview, I wore a nice cardie over a tank top tucked into a black pencil skirt with black tights and high heeled ankle boots, and as soon as I walked in, they both gave me the stink eye, and then proceeded to act all nice to me. I got the strong feeling that they were being disingenuous, and when I told the health coach that I lost over 90 lbs, she seemed taken aback, like she thought I was just some thin woman who had no idea how to lose weight and never had to struggle herself.