I speak drunk, let me take a shot... Fats, in order to compensate for their unsightly fatness, decorate themselves in vulgar and disgusting ways with colored hair, miles of tattoos and piercings, and layers of colorful makeup. So many colors in one place reminds the OP of a peacock, which makes him sad because he loves peacocks. Truly fit and beautiful women, however, like the aforementioned Polish and Brazilian women, can simply dress classy and outshine the most outrageous of the colorful fats at any time. Was that close?