Another great way to shitlord. A post about thin privilege being farting in public and bystanders always assuming it's the fatty inspired me to post this. Step 1:  Buy one of these for ten bucks - http://thepooter.com/ Step 2:  Use it next to a butter barge Step 3:  Look at the obeast like it did it Step 4:  Profit Seriously, someone bought this thing for me last Christmas, and I've already had hours and hours of entertainment at Walmart and other stores.  And it never occurred to me to do it to fatfucks until reading that post today - definitely going to target them from now on. This guy, Jack Handy, has hundreds of youtube videos of himself using it.  Sample: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlPz3W8V2_Q Bonus: There was one video where he did it next to a laardvark black lady, and she got super mad and threatened to sue him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9fKdZiUneU.  There was another one where he did it next to a married pair of scooter jockeys, and the male actually got off his scooter and threw a punch:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDxK48wEO9Q LMFAO!  Idiots.