That there's crazy ass 'human' thinking. Not like you could possibly explain that to the hundred fat cunts in their fat cuntmobilies parking in the compact spot in our parking garage. God fucking forbid something inconvenience them slightly. I don't key their cars, but you better believe I'm not careful getting out either (hey, my car door never went outside my lines, so I'm good, right?). Even better when you go to the store and see a beetusmobile parked across 2-3 spots because some lazy cow couldnt even take the calories to pull in straight.