The fatlympics 😂😂😂 please make that a thing. Summer 2018, sponsored by McDonalds and the TLC network...elite fatletes competing for giant foil covered chocolate medals. The gold one has caramel filling and it's the size of a large bicycle wheel. The 5 foot waddle dash, the jump, the waddling in a pool, lifting one leg in the air for a bit, scootypuff races, etc.