Hamrage at the tuck shop. This just happened 30 mins ago, I was on my lunch break so I headed down to the local tuck shop to get some lunch. It's an awesome place that have a good selection of food and cook cheap, healthy and delicious meals daily (think fresh salmon steaks on potato salad w/ steamed veg). This place has saved me from having to make lunch for the last year. Anyway, today there is a really fucking big girl in line, easily the fattest person I've ever seen in the shop, she's probably approaching 200kg (440lbs) and about 5"5, and it's honestly quite amazing that she's able to walk. She was a few places in front of me in line, ordered her meal (looked like some basil pesto fettuccine with chicken) with a pack of crisps, a large can of Monster and a pack of wedges with sour cream, a large spring roll and a sausage roll (the pasta it's self would have filled me up for the whole day), and as she was turning to leave she managed to fumble with the large stack of food she was trying to carry with one arm while holing her purse with the other, and ended up dropping it all on the floor. Now this chick being a lardarse as you can imagine didn't simply accept the help of the owners who went around clean up after her and help salvage what food wasn't ruined, instead she screamed at them incredibly loudly about how they are 'fucking retards' because they serve food in containers she couldn't grip "How the fuck is someone supposed to hold this shit?" (without the other 5 additional food items fatass) and then demands that they replace all her food and when the owners actually offer to replace her pasta (which I wouldn't have, and everything else was largely in-tact) she tries to argue still to get them to give her extras of the other stuff (not fucking kidding) and then when they decline to give her a free extra selection of rolls and chips she looses her shit, picks up the mangled pasta container (from where the owners had placed it on the counter) and then tries to throw it at them, only she is so fucking fat and uncoordinated that the pasta she throws bounces straight off the counter and a big wad of it lands straight on her face, neck and chest. At this point she actually breaks down and starts crying and waddles off, before realising she forgot her junk and comes hurtling back in to grab it, and then bolts off again before saying 'You lost a loyal customer today'. The guy who runs the place just starts laughing and says that in 7 years of owning this place not only had he never seen her before, but that they've never even had an unruly child that was more poorly behaved that her. Best part was there was another fairly fat girl behind me who had been holding a slice of apple pie and a chocolate bar in addition to her meal to pay for, and after this I saw her put the other two items back - a fatties disgustingness had actually fat shamed another one into at least temporary sanity.