(Storytime) Fought a whale in the pool at Grad Night... Hey guys. So as some of you may know I turned 18 yesterday and graduated on the 8th. That night after the graduation ceremony was grad night at Golfland Sunsplash. We took 3 buses there to fit all the attending students. Basically the whole place (go carts, laser tag, mini golf and arcade as well as pool and water slides) were open all to us along with snacks and breakfast.  People began dressing into their swimsuits early on, and you  had the guys who were basically ripped, the guys like me who were getting their but definitely fit, some lovely ladies in bikinis and crop tops and of course the fat/chubby ones like "R" the racist Fatipino guy from 4th period. R had actually apologized to me earlier looking on the verge of tears, but now was back to his old ways. I got into the big pool where there was occasionally waves generated. It was pretty fun, I even snuck up on one of my female friends and tickled her sides causing her to laugh.He got in wearing swim trunks in all his blubbery glory. He started making remarks at me,  something about blacks people not being wble to swim or something, basically poking fun at the slaves who jumped off the ships in the Atlantic. Of course I wasn't gonna take this and chased after him, splashing his ass repeatedly. The water hit his face repeatedly, him of course not having the stamina to splash back as much or swim away fat enough. As for come backs, I made sure to say he was "being a Moby Dick". And when we did a raffle people were winning all kinds of gift baskets and prizes. He won an in and out one that had a bunch of gift cards, and I told him he must really like that prize.  I know that once I start college, there will be more R's to deal with. But as long as I live and shitlord, there's no fat guy I can't handle.