Fatass and a shitlady So, there are these two people I know who have been together for a while. Shitlady is human. Fatass was slightly overweight several years ago, but has recently balooned past the obese border due to factors of not leaving home, and a balanced diet of candy, soda, pasta, mayo and takeout and shitlady proceeds to shitlady the hell out of him (which doesn't motivate him), and enlists me for help since she's not much into fitness herself and just spends her time being normal. Fatass talks to me about fitness, I suspect the only reason he asked me was to appease her because after I gave him some good advice (about not stuffing his maw with food, tracking his food intake and several local gyms and fitness classes), he basically tells me he should workout but he has no time, and that he's basically unable to regulate his food intake because he has zero self-control. So, in a totally expected way he pretty much quit without even starting anything and hasn't contacted me since. Fats are so disgusting, stupid, lazy and predictable. I wonder how much longer will they stay together before she gets tired of him being a lazy fatass and kicks him out of the house.