Whalesong from HAES valedictorian candidate Hello all, I was on the bus recently and spotted a scooterfat out of the corner of about 80% of my field of vision.  I'm on a bus though so this, in and of itself, is not remarkable.  What I didn't realize is that this monument to bariatric vehicle engineering was also the singer for "The Nacho Supremes", a tribute band whose repertoire consists of "The Supremes" covers.   Attempts at cleverness aside, fatty showed no restraint (surprise of surprises) while belting out the chorus of "Stop! In The Name of Love".  Apparently couldn't remember the rest of the song though so all we got was "Stop! In the name of love! Before you break my heart!" over and over again. The only thing breaking her heart is the inevitable fatty embolus that will plug up her coronary arteries and put her down for good.  I'd like to imagine that it's the combined fat deposits of the many cows that died for her girth at McDonalds as they exact their revenge. Fuck fatties and her in particular...Figuratively.  I wouldn't fuck her with Hitler's crusty old corpsedick.