How a ham beast tried to cock block me at a new years party So, one of my good friends invited me to a new years party that she was attending, Now, I wasn't interested in her, but she told me there would be a few single ladies there that I could try to pick up for the night.  Now, I don't think I'm that good looking, just average, but I suppose average is quite good when every other male is at least 40 pounds overweight and have never even stepped foot in a gym. At this party I was introduced to a cute Asian girl (Call her 'N') and we seemed to hit it off quite well. Unfortunately, somewhere in between talking to her, and pouring another drink I found myself in a conversation with non other than a living reincarnation of Jabba. This conversation basically consisted of Jabba hitting on me, and me desperately trying to dodge. Now, at first, not wanting to spoil the party I tried to let her down easy.I looked for any excuse to be able to move on from the conversation, but she just wan't having it. She was grabbing my arm, asking me to hold her... the whole works really.  Eventually I got tired and just told her that she was too fat for me to want to hook up with her, and that she was better off leaving me alone. Normally I'm not as much of a shit lord in real life but at this point I was quite drunk I stopped giving a fuck. Anyways, after finally blowing her off I find my way back to the original, human female that I was with. Things seemed to be fine, until about 10 minutes before the new years count down. Me and N were on a cough, getting close and ready for the count down when Jabba decided to unleash the furry of the several thousand Twinkies I'm sure she has eaten upon me.  As it turns out, thin privilege is being able to select who you do and don't want to hook up with, because according to Jabba ham planets should be able to hook up with who ever they want, and everyone should be willing to love their voluptuousness /s. Anyway, after dropping every possible insult it has off of tumbler, Jabba walked away. I thought I was fucked. A lot of girls my age are extreme left wing feminists, so this surely had to be bad for me. The real joke is on Jabba though, because her thin privilege rant started a fire within N. A very great fire, because N just got up, called Jabba a fat funt, and took me downstairs where I received what I can only describe as the best BJ of my life. Filled with thin privilege and fat hate. So, lesson learned. Thin privilege is being able to shit lord and still get pussy.