"The real reason I'm fat" aka "MUH CUNTDISHUNS!" Faaaaat male obeast REEEing So fucking sick and tired of these obeasts justifying why they have a kcal surplus of 4000 every single day. No, fattie, your fucking alleged back injury did not cause you to eat four times more as humans do. You chose to eat like a fucking obese elephant every day and sit on your fat, disgusting ass. And no, it does not have PTSD, for fucksss ssssake! Soldiers with combat experience get PTSD. Not fatasses that maybe got bullied a little in school.  This obeast weighs over 500 lbs! That's about 250 kgs. A quarter of a metric ton of lard. If it stopped eating, it could last on its fat alone for 770 fucking days (7000kcal per kg of fat and a consumption of 1500kcal per day). That's over two years. It should try doing it, it would win a Guinness Book of World Records prize.  Also, look at its fucking neckbeard. Why does its video have 2.8 million views with a ratio of 160770 likes to 4079 dislikes? "A year ago I met with some guy, and he gave me a diet that works. It rocks!" Yeah, sure, that's why it weighs over 500 lbs. Fucking hell.