Fat patients Sorry if this is ranty but if anyone understands, it's y'all.  So this huge fat ass came into my dental office today.  He (or formerly he) is one of those who thinks his 'funny/witty' (no) personality makes up for his disgusting physical appearance so he's really annoying.   Part of my job is to feign niceness to these cardio circumventers so I smiled and told him that his insurance would cover his exam and he didn't owe.  He says 'well now I get to go to Taco Bell!', as if he wouldn't if he'd had to pay.  I smile and tell him when we have an opening in 6 months for him to come back.  He guffaws and says 'okay, if I'm still alive!' (I won't bet on it). Thinking I'd finally gotten rid of it, I went back to my work.  Then I hear it.  This butter beast had began talking politics in the waiting room in front of a captive audience of other patients.  You can guess how reasonable and intelligent his insights were.  He went on this 20 minute long spiel sputtering out his views.  I wanted to scream.  I can't believe people are that stupid.  Why does it think anyone cares what it thinks?  Why are these boils on the ass of humanity even allowed to vote?   I say if you don't respect yourself enough to not slowly kill yourself, you shouldn't be afforded the privilege of picking our leaders. If I were fat, I'd hide in shame, stay silent, and keep my head down until I became human again, and not flaunt it with apparent pride.   Rant over.  Thanks for listening.