Ham piggered at H.E.B Okay so this happened a while ago but it was quite a sight at the time.  My shitlord and I were in the checkout lane at H.E.B. I noticed a rather disgruntled looking female wildebeest and her herd checking out next to us. She was staring daggers at the lady bagging her groceries. I didn’t really think anything of it until I heard her shriek, “WHY ARE YOU STARING AT MY MAN.” It got silent and I turned to the voice and saw her proceed to bitch out the bagger and her husband and sons look absolutely mortified. She let her have it unleashing her rage on some poor unsuspecting bagger and no amount of “ma’am I wasn’t staring at him I asked him if he wanted this bagged” was going to save her now. My shitlord and I were trying not to laugh at this lady as she turns to her husband, “AND DONT BE STARING AT THIS HOE”. Y’all this lady was so provoked for no reason at all. The cashier was visibly uncomfortable, the bagger was horrified, I thought her sons souls were going to leave their bodies. The best part was the husband had the look of both fear and ‘oh god not again’. One of the managers intercepted her tirade and she was told to leave the store.  I can definitely tell she acts like that at home too her poor children.