Piggy in the window. Just a dumb little story,  but I just can't believe how these people do this to themselves. I am not from here so maybe it's even more shocking to me.  I was driving with my husband home we stopped at a light. Next to me through the window Miss Piggy stuffing her face so fast I'm surprised she didn't choke(actually that makes me curious if choking at the red lights is a serious problem in the US, you see so many making use of the minute in traffic as a fast as you can eating contest) She was probably younger than me but in fat years that's like 20years older, probably what would sadly be considered average American women size these days, double chin thumb face, discussing doughy arms, shoveled on face of whore make up in the middle of the afternoon. I couldn't help staring like some sort of horror show as she stuffed fists of deep fried fast foo crap in her mouth from a family size bag. Then I got this urge... To let her know and I did something stupid and childish.... So looking directly at her through the window I squished my nose up onto the glass to make the Piggy nose. The funny part was she noticed was getting mad but continued inhaling the junk food until she shook the last crumbs into her mouth from the bag balled it up and dropped it. Then piggy gave me as angry a face as she could give with her fat blob of a face with crumbs on her shirt. I just looked at her my shook my head then gave eye contact and did it again she picked up an XXXXL bucket of soda in both hooves and slurped angrily.... Until the light was green.