A short story about a hammy at my local grocery store... I do my shopping at the same store every week so a few of the cashiers know me. I was at checkout the other day post-workout since my gym is right next door. The girl ringing me up was thin and attractive, smiled at me a lot and was very friendly. The girl bagging my groceries was the typical ham. She commented on my purchases which consisted of mostly fruits, vegetables, and lean meat. "You always eat so well, everything you buy is healthy," she said. I responded in a shitlord manner, naturally, and told her I can't stand junk food and if I want to workout and lift weights effectively I have to eat the way I do. She went on a small rant about her kid being a picky eater which makes it impossible for her to eat healthy. I just kind of smirked and thought of you fine people.