I'm not actually a Bro myself, I'm a girl, but I promise you, I tried to lure him away from this beast!!  I wasn't the only one either! Pretty much everyone at the party tried to help him escape at one point or another. He just seems to have a thing for sea-mammals! He only does it when drunk, the rest of the time he goes for fit girls but it seems his latent fat fetish appears when booze is involved. The worst bit is that he literally bragged about riding this shit tip bareback when we all woke up the next day. *shudders* My hangover was bad enough before he made me gag with his proud confession.