Aussie transit saves the day! Fuck you, fatso!! Guys!!!! The best thing happened!!!! Ok so I'm taking a train in Sydney and they have these fancy reversible seats and they're so so so good for avoiding fats!! I get on the train from the city centre so it's getting full but it's not packed. The top floor of the car I get into had most of the seats adjusted so they faced forward, but one was reversed to create two seats that faced each other. All the seats except for the one facing the fatty had at least one or two people on them and I had my backpack so I figured I'd use the unused seat. Personal space and all that. I walk over to this big fat guy who is "fatspreading" (the belly hangs between the thighs so he can't put his knees together.) He sees me coming for the empty bench across him and he sort of adjusts to make a half inch of space for me to squeeze past to sit down with him. I had JUST discovered the majesty of the reversible seats that morning and I am such a child I just had to play with it. I get to the seat, and fatty smiles up at me. I smile back, reverse the seat with an exaggerated slam so it's facing forward and sit down in front of him instead of across from him. It was so cold. I had to pull out my phone to pretend I was laughing at some funny text, I couldn't help it. I was probably too subtle cause no one around noticed and usually I at least get a few smirks or stink eyes when I do this stuff, but hopefully fatty took the hint. No way would I want to have to look at that thing for the next 20 minutes!!