Lol, at the aquatic center I signed up for to start swimming there was a fatty right inside the front door one day housing a bag of chips and she was complaining to the front desk clerk (also a fatty) that she'd been there since 5:00 am and she only had one more client to wait for. I looked at her and asked if she was a trainer there. She goes, "Yea, I don't usually eat like this."  I couldn't even say anything, I looked like that Skinner meme that says "Pathetic". At least it knew better than to ask me if I wanted a consultation.