Naturally, they love things that are bland yet calorie-dense; my parents love buying low-sodium chips and crackers as if they're somehow healthier than the regular versions--same calories, they just taste a lot worse, and if you cared about lowering your blood pressure you would be eating eggs (which go very well with salsa or paprika) and not fucking Fritos.  Remember the Tumblr user who posted that she was smashing the patriarchy by eating a whole shit-quality grocery store cake?  One FA blog is even called TwoWholeCakes.