Office fatty ate all the souvenir cookies I brought back. It's not even 1PM yet. I'm back from a family trip to the motherland (Korea, what up K-shitpeople!) and brought back some souvenir cookies for the office. As per most Asian snacks, these are individually wrapped and appropriately portioned - a pretty good treat for most humans.  I left these in the break room and sent an email around the office - it's a small office of 20-ish people, and I brought back 4 BIG boxes. I thought it'd last us, at least this week. Each box contains about 20+ cookies, so they're not small at all.   10:30 - I go to the break room to grab a coffee, and see that all 4 boxes are open. Not unusual, I think, since people might want to sample different ones.  Around 11, the office ham swings by my desk. "Ohmigosh, those cookies are good, except for the red bean ones, those are weird, but they're all so small! No wonder you Asians are so thin!" Riiiiiight.  It's 12.30, and I'm on my lunch break. I've just checked the boxes, and 3 out of the 4 - THREE OUT OF THE FOUR boxes are EMPTY. I didn't even get to try some! Of course, the red bean cookies are pretty untouched.   I ask my neighbor if he'd had any. He'd eaten one, but "[Office Ham's] been in and out of the break room pretty copiously..." I walk part Office Ham's desk, and of course, her bin is strewn with countless cookie wrappers.   My coworkers are also leaving the break room now, making pointed comments about how surprised they are that the cookies are already gone. Office Ham is trying to look busy, but no one is buying that shit. I hate how shamelessly selfish fat people are. Those were cookies that was supposed to last an office of 20, for the week, and they're gone in a single day. What the fuck.