Rant warning: fats at the playground I just love taking my 8 year old girl to the playground.  We picnic, feed the ducks, climb trees and swing.  While she plays on the jungle gym I like to walk the perimeter of the play area and step up and down the stairs to keep moving and listen to music while watching her.  As you can imagine, there are some 'parents' there who this triggers.  This fat bitch was laughing with her equally planetary friend while I was doing this.  I know they were talking about me because they said something about my running shoes and how she wants ones like mine. (For what?  It ain't for running). I guess I do look silly to someone who doesn't value simple movement.  I'm sensitive and I know I could have said something, but I figure the joke is on them. Later, as we were leaving,  I heard what I thought was this bitch goose that lives at the pond that has it in for me ever since I hissed back at her once and she chased my ass.  (Stupid I know). But no.  It was the planet yelling at her moons that it was time to go because she's HUNGRY.  Mind you, this is after she was there for a whole 30 mins.  My daughter asked to stay so we played for a solid 2 hours.  I'll earn my steak dinner and wine tonight. :) Thanks for listening to this pointless rant.  I just have to tell someone and it might as well be you all :)