Hammate and Rancher have their first intimate relations - it goes as you would expect So it's been a while with hammate (now down to small fat status after having gained quite a bit after I moved in) and Rancher. It's been a hell of a ride with these two, lemme tell ya. But that's not what this is about. They finally had some sort of intimate relations a week or so ago. And when I say intimate relations just realize that Rancher (I've never met him and only seen face pics so no idea his actual size) has what hammate describes as a typical "spare tire" belly. She tells me their relations amounted to nothing more than oral because he can't keep a stiffie (due to prostate cancer treatments and probably age) and it was small. I said "Orrrr it was just buried". She had no idea what I meant by that so I explained. And she just looked down.  All I can picture is hammate trying to find and blow this old man whose penis is buried in fat and I laugh.  Anyway, that's enough details on that. Nothing else new. I'm shitlording hammate still. She thinks I'm constantly premenstrual and doesn't realize these are just my true inner thoughts finally coming out. I'll let her think I'm premenstrual, at least I'm not fat.