I'm so goddamned pissed off at this fat enabler I could throw the bastard down an elevator shaft In a conversation behind the office with a colleague about some issues with an application called Wide Orbit, I mentioned that "wide orbit" is the belt size of quite a few folks around here.  He(middle aged man) begins to lecture me because My comment offended him. FE: You really don't like women do you? ME: First I wasn't talking to you, second, you must have heard wrong.  I don't dislike women, just fat people FE: That's not appropriate for a work environment ME: Outside isn't work environment, unless you choose to make it so, which in that case, I'll never speak in your presence again. FE: I find that offensive ME: Have it your way I might have to answer to the Fee Fee HR squad over that one.  Fucking coward.