Ain't nobody got time for that! Lemme do this instead: 1) waddle to my car 2) drive up to the McD a few miles down the road (car is pulling hard to the left, must be something wrong with it... maybe needs to have   wheels balanced) 3) place an order 4) wait to get it ready 5) drive back home 6) waddle back inside 7) EAT! If it took me 30 minutes to get muh foods and that's because it's called "fast", how am I gonna find any time for cooking? There's simply no way people can find time to eat healthy, shitlord!