Obeast at Graduation So, last Sunday I graduated from high school. Graduation is supposed to be a fun, celebratory event, right? Not when you're sat next to an obeast.  Unfortunately, I wasn't able to pick my own seat because we were lined up alphabetically by last name. Just my luck, this fucking creature's last name was directly after mine.  Just as a reference, this thing is about 5' tall and at least 300 lbs. It was so large that during practice, it could not stand in front of it's own seat and had to scoot over in my space because the area in which it's seat was in was not enough to accommodate it's huge mass.  To make matters even worse, it's fat literally overflowed into my seat and I had to scoot over and make room for it to sit, making me uncomfortable for the whole 2 1/2 hour ceremony.  This, fellow shitlords/ladies, is the future of our country.