Hahaha I wear a size S smock to gown up. Most of the other coats on the rack are X-XXXX(quadruple X!!!)L. The larger size lards are not wearing XXXXL because they're tall. They're mostly Hispanics so they are usually 4'9-5'3 or so. I'm like 5'7. There's 1 guy at the company taller than me and he wears a medium IIRC.  Taller people wearing the smaller-sized clothes. Fucking hell man.  I did get some delicious subtle shitlording in when I first started working here and hadn't met the cow-workers yet. Asked for a large because that used to be my t-shirt size in most brands. Had to go back and swap for a medium. Had to go back and swap for small. Made sure to complain loudly about how these things are big enough to make clothing for 2 people. OTOH I guess it'll be more delicious shitlording when they get vanity sized up and I get to ask for an XS and then an XXS and.... we really are in cloud cuckoo land with this obesity epidemic thing. Fucking hams man. Since you're sub 5 foot and swole it must be even worse for you.