Fucking fats.  It isn't about metabolism you dumb ass pigs. So my a fat tried to shame my SO today.  She was in her office, and ate an admittedly large number of cookies (5 girl scout cookies, the coconut ones evidently, I calculated it 350kcal, 45g carbohydrates).  Her fat coworker said "It's not fair skinny bitches like you have such good metabolisms and can eat like that, while people like me who eat better have to be fat," gave her the stink eye, and then waddled off. My SO bikes about 300 miles a week, and started her day at 6am with a Pilates class.  We went for a 45m hike this evening to blow off steam. She fucking earns her calories you fat fuck.  You probably go home, collapse onto your creaking, broken, couch, fill up a cup with cheetos blended with orange soda, and watch anime.  So fuck you. I told her she needs to report the fucker for harassment, but she doesn't want to get in trouble (her boss is also a fat). Fucking fats piss me off so much.