Fat sister almost killed my niece. Allright, just a short story here, but one that nearly broke my heart.  You all know that I hate my sister, a huge whale nearing on 300lbs, who bullied me my whole life, is a complete idiot. She feeds her baby all kinds of terrible food, poutine cheese, chocolate, candy, sugar this, fat that, burgers, etc. Her baby is 11 months old and has three tiny little baby teeth, and still can't chew that well.  Well last night I found out my sister gave her a piece of bacon and she wound up choking on it. She couldn't breathe, and was turning blue. My sister, being the retard she is, didn't know CPR and had to call my parents and rush her to the hospital (she has a car but no license, and she's 34), which was a bit too far but they made it to a clinic just in time to save her.  She has also dropped her a couple of times.  I fear for the poor kid, who is already not allowed to visit grandma and grandpa, who were giving free childcare anytime she needed it, because grandpa wouldn't drive my sister to starbucks. Which was two blocks away.  Thanks for listening.