**New Record** for me at work. Been a great week for fatties. Firstly, the record!  16 year old girl, 84kg (down from 97kg at 14). Cholecystectomy for gallstones and cholecystitis. Couldn't even code her as obese, as technically a child, and guidelines only cover BMI not percentile charts.  Secondly, my co-worker 'S' commented to me about another, 'B' (who is half 'S's age), for getting out of breath walking 40 meters and tackling 6 steps. Slowly turning my corner into the antifatty corner! Thirdly, a healthcare assistant who was so fat, when she spoke she sounded like Barry White, and was huffing between beds! Fun times.