My mum is a Shitlady I just realized this, but thinking of my youth, she often commented on fats. She's Chinese and sometimes when she saw a fat woman wearing nothing but a mini skirt she would say this: "Waaaah, look at those thighs! They're like winter melons! How can they leave their house like this?" Sometimes if a landwhale rolled along on slippers or open shoes she'd say this to me: "Waaaah! German salty pig's feet! A delicacy!" It was fun because she speaks Cantonese and she says all of this right in front of their faces. One time I remember us standing in an overcrowded elevator. The elevator was overloaded so someone had to get off. She told a whale to get off because "you are so fat" and he waddled out of there, hanging his head in shame. Ah, good old mum and her shitlording. The people around kind of laughed. But this was the 90's, so maybe that made all the difference. Another time we were travelling with a fat family friend. And he entered the taxi. As soon as he placed weight on the taxi, the taxi fucking listed. She said this: "If we were on a boat, we'd have sunk by now". I just now realised, but I need to show some love to my mum now.