Husband triggered fattie for first time This happened on Friday and it cracked me up. Apparently, when my husband went to pick up our toddler on Friday, someone had thrown up all over the rug.  Husband-to son-:You didn't do that, did you?  Son: No! -Blank- did! (This child has a few extra pounds, to put it kindly)  Husband: - murmurs- That makes sense. Child's mother: EXCUSE ME?! Husband: - shrugs- Just calling it how it is.