Account Deleted By User My mom is a planet heading quickly for deathfat status and has a number of annoying habits, but by far the worst is the way she talks about food. I don't even know how to describe it. It's like she's euphoric just thinking about it. Here are some examples: Sometimes when I make oatmeal, I throw in a few chocolate chips. One day when I did this, I realized that my oatmeal had too much liquid, so I microwaved it a little to evaporate some of it off. I didn't notice much of a smell, but my mom came out of her bedroom (she was sleeping) talking about how it smelled like chocolate (but in a demanding tone, like she was wondering where whatever chocolatey thing was). Whenever I'm cooking, she'll ask what I'm making. By itself, that's pretty normal, but the way she ask it bothers me. "Oooooo, whatcha makin?", followed by a "That sounds goooooood"/"Oh yum!"/"Can I have some?"/whatever. It seriously puts me off eating to see how enthusiastic she is about it. My dad cooked some crescent rolls the other day (the canned Pilsbury shit, he's also a hamplanet) and when my mom woke up a few hours later, she said that she kept smelling crescent rolls all morning. As in, she was drifting in and out of sleep because she could smell food. Jesus fucking christ. They don't have a super strong scent, either (they're basically just oily bread, except they don't even smell like bread). Do hams develop super senses for food or something? If anyone else is talking about food (maybe they're making a cake for a friend's birthday party, or just talking about what they had for lunch, etc.) she'll make similar "Ooo that sounds good"/"Yum!" comments, all while looking at the person longingly. I have plenty of stories about this family, though I don't want to be too detailed in case said Hamily members find this.