Yes, if only I weren't already happily married, because My 600lb. Life has shown me the truth. My new goal in life is to have a gap-toothed, slack-jawed, jar-eared hillbilly with a straggly ponytail and an ever-varying selection of weird scabs as my one and only lovin' man. FFS. These dumb bitches could visit just about any prison in the US and find a man, if that's the quality they're looking for. And half the men in prison are most likely far superior to the typical ass-washing hick moron the 600lb. life fats tend to pair with.