Account Deleted By User Wife and I have some friends visiting, as you do over the years, a slim husband, two slim boys and a huge fucking ham thing mother.  It is so fucking abnormal for the poor fella and kids.  Over the years I've said to my wife have you noticed how the ham sits for five hours or more, not even getting up for a toilet visit, doesn't even burn half a fucking calorie over the entire evening !  About a year ago it came in and plonked down, in my seat of course..on our NEW SOFA. I spent the evening with mixed emotions of sheer terror for our new furniture and seething anger.  Of course her dumb hubby spent the evening waiting on said ham, wine, cheese, wine , cheese, more fucking wine..have some water you revolting lazy pig !  It's taken me a year or so of being rude but now, (why are they so frigging thick) - now it's finally "not coming to see us anymore". AHMEN.