Frank Payne [2012] - "I like to order big enough so they think Im ordering for a family. That way they dont think oh that big fat guy just ordered all that for himself' TL;DR: My Big Fat Body [2009] - Ultra fat fuck guy "lends his body to science" where state of the art imaging technology gives us a look at what morbid obesity does to the human body, from the inside out. SPOILER ALERT: HE DIES! in 2012 What a fucking surprise! Some of my favourite quotes: “Drive thru’s give you a little bit of anonymity… I don’t like sitting down at restaurants because you don’t want to be the fat guy there, you don’t want to be the biggest guy in the restaurant.” “I like to order big enough so they think I’m ordering for a family. That way they don’t think ‘oh that big fat guy just ordered all that for himself'” “I know what you are thinking by now, ‘how do you eat like that?!?!’ That is why I eat in secret.” Fat fucking pig. Got what you deserved.