I Went on a Shitlord Vacation! I just got back from a Shitlord Holiday and lemme tell you, it was glorious. I wish I could tell you that it was a holiday completely free from hamplanets but alas, that would be lying. However, due to the activities that we did and the majority of the locales, obese or even overweight people were few and far between.  Our first full day started with a hike to the top of a mountain that had 700 ft of elevation climb in just under a mile, then back down for a swim on one of the most beautiful beaches I have ever seen. We didn't see a single soul on the hike. The second day, different mountain, similar terrain, this time we ran into...HUMANS. Third day was spent snorkeling on two different beaches- this was when we started seeing some hamplanets (apart from when we ran into them in town) lounging about on the beach. Uh-oh....TRIGGERED!! Heads started to jerk up as I walked past, trim and fit, even in my "winter body."  The last 3 days were spent hiking, swimming, snorkeling and laughing at sunburned hamplanets who were stretching their poor bathing suits to the limits as they shuffled through town, looking for fast food options (there were none) and complaining about all the walking. Meanwhile, we were hiking to the least populated beaches, racing each other up mountains and making the most of our trip. Time spent soaking in the humid & salty air, eating amazingly fresh seafood, getting up early to plan another day's adventure was far, far better than spending it on a resort deck chair, wading in a pool filled with someone else's bodily fluids and snapping my fingers when my bucket of fried chicken ran low.  PS- Our friend who does work at a resort where we were told us they regularly get people in full on scuba gear IN the swimming pool, asking where the fish are.