At some point, "trigger warnings" are gonna get recursive. We're gonna need a "TW" for our "TWs" The year is 3018. The country, the United Soviet States of America. Nobody is below BMI 50. The only vegetables in existence are corn and beets, and they're used solely for making sugar. The English language has "evolved" beyond recognition. We communicate solely through the words, "TRIGGER WARNING" and pointing empathically at things with our fat, fat fingers.