I had a nightmare about being fat. I had a nightmare last night. Note: none of this actually happened, this was all in the nightmare I was applying for a job online and I got scammed (yeah, I know, wtf). They procured my personal information, email and password and then proceeded to spam everyone in my address book with multiple emails. I could see it happen before my very eyes. The next step was that they went onto my Facebook and uploaded fat pictures of ME (remember, it's a dream! I'm NOT fat!!!). HOW THE FUCK. And then somehow the pics were leaked to FPH and @HomerSimpson banned me for BEING FAT. It was a horrible feeling to 1. Be Fat and 2. Be excommunicated from this community. I literally wanted to die. The shame of being a disgusting piece of shit was unbearable. If I hadn't woken up, I might have committed suicide next.