Dr. says, fatty hears... Of the many excuses fatties make for being fat and inactive the cundishuns/medical problems one has to be the all time most infuriating one (at least for me personally). I have had a lot of medical issues, and as a result have met a lot of health care professionals (doctors, surgeons, nurses, physical therapists, etc) over the years. Not a single one has ever endorsed obesity or an unhealthy lifestyle. In fact, I would consider most of the healthcare professionals i've dealt with to be hardcore shitlords/shitladies. So it completely boggles my mind how fatties can have medical issues that necessitate professional intervention and still not get the message (remain in their own delusion). I've come to the conclusion that fatties must have some sort of brain malfunction that causes them to hear/interpret a doctor's word quite differently than most healthy people. Allow me to illustrate... Dr. says: "take this medication with food." Fatty hears: "take this medication with a full three-course meal." Dr. says: "No weight-bearing activities for the next __ weeks." Fatty hears: "No weight-bearing activities for the next __ weeks. Purchase scooty-puff immediately." Dr. Says: "You should avoid high impact exercise." Fatty hears: "You should avoid high impact exercise." Dr. Says: "Get enough calcium and iron in your diet." Fatty hears: "Eat only ice-cream and burgers." Dr. Says: "You are morbidly-obese. You need to lose weight immediately." Fatty hears: "You are healthy at every size. " Am I missing any? What do you think the fatties hear when healthcare professionals tell it like it is?