Reductio ad absurdum After some thinking (and drinking) I believe I have a partial solution for fatties and their victim status.  Let's put some effort into turning the tables by openly wishing for a fat body, hanging out in the gym to obtain a healthy, beautiful body like Tess Monster and Assleak. Whine about your New Year's resolutions, how you tried everything and you're still not fat. Ask a fatty for diet tips. Ask what their work out routine is to obtain such a beauitful, fat body.  All with a straight face, though self pity helps, too.