Spotted beetus at the grocery store Yesterday, I was at the grocery store in the chips/nuts/rice cake aisle when Beetus itself comes rolling in its scootypuff. It stopped in front of the doritos bags for a minute, and then I hear: "Ma'am!... Ma'am I need help!" Being a shitlady, I completely ignored her request for help, because I could see oh so well where this was going. Unfortunately, some other woman was there, and went to see what Mc Mountain wanted. Turns out it fucking needed help to grab a bag of doritos that was up on the last shelf. The human woman complied without even thinking about it! Unfuckinbelievable! I was filled with disgust. Then, I though about you guys. What would you expect from a loyal shitlady... So I quickly went around the store and snapped one just for you guys