Just started college again... it won't be long So I am now attending a major university in my state.  We have a GIGANTIC campus,  well over 1,000 acres.  With the recent snow storm, things have been particularly miserable navigating campus.  Lots of walking uphill through slush-ridden paths, lots of wind, lots of paths and roads still obstructed by poorly plowed snow (there's just literally no place to put it)  I am SURROUNDED by hundreds of cute, fit girls (as a bisexual shitlady, this is basically heaven on earth), and I have only seen a small handful of fatties.  There is no way for scootypuffs to navigate this kind of landscape. No fucking way. They'd probably get their shit kicked over as people (like myself) have to get from one class to the other in under 10 minutes.  My legs were absolutely BURNING by the end of the first day, and I love it.   There is no way that any of these tubs of lard will survive past the first week of class.  The effort required to run nearly 1000 yards from one building to the next (unless you got a REALLY good schedule that gives you an hour between classes or something)  is mildly exhausting for me, and nay impossible for these chubby bitches.  It's sort of hilarious watching their reactions while with a small increase in exertion, I pass them easily.   But as I said, there aren't TOO many fatties.  My biggest problem has honestly been the slow assholes looking down at their phones while walking.  Mooooooooooooooooove. Just hoping that they skip so many classes that they're forced to drop entirely from lack of attendance and leave me to my hot college girl paradise.