My girlfriend may have inadvertently triggered a manatee at the gym today My girlfriend and I go to the gym together but she doesn't like to be mean to fatties, unlike the shitlords we are, but today I think she subconsciously became one for a moment. My gym has bought some new machines and one of them is similar to a lat pulldown.  We tried it last week and wanted to do it again.  When I sat down I said I couldn't remember how much I lifted last week so I will give 65kg a try.  Her reply was "Woah! That's much more than what I weigh, you're lifting more than a whole person."  On the machine next to us was a land-manatee in definite hearing range and who was definitely not under 65kg.  My girlfriend knew she was there. In one sentence my girlfriend boosted my ego on the lat pulldown and shamed a wildebeest.  65kg was also not a problem for me on this new machine.  Today was a good day.