Preach. Also 26, and only one long relationship that ended after high school. Still, no way will I ever humiliate myself by dating a ham. Yeah that would be way way worse than being prodded by your friends and family about having been single for a long time.  And when I think about it, my friends and family would be greatly disappointed if they saw me holding hands with a porker. Haha they'd probably actively try to end such a god forsaken union and would prefer me to be single again. I guess at least I have good friends and family.