:( It's getting to the point where most shirts (even dress shirts) have a huge amount of extra fabric for the "average" American man's fat gut and tits. Normal people can't really wear these.  Men's pants are suffering the same fate. You'd think this would be difficult as men's pant sizes are [waist circumference in inches x length of inseam in inches], which are solid, measurable numbers. The "Relaxed Fit" jeans are supposed to sit lower on a man's body with the same waist measurement; instead, most of them are simply larger in the waist and will fall off of a normal body. Sadly, even the imperial measurement system is a standard too onerous for the fat-industrial complex which puts fat people's feelings over reality.