Honestly, the most absurd shit happened when I was helping FUPA but the one that stands out is when she fell out of her lift recliner. Oh, I forgot to mention FUPA was seriously addicted to narcotic pain meds back then so that's why she fell all the time. Anyway, FUPA had fallen, once again, out of her lift recliner and got in a fight with her beta because he was like "dammit FUPA, what's wrong with you?" She yelled at him to just leave her the eff alone, he threatened that he was just going to move back across the country to be with his family, oh btw, his father had died like 2 weeks before this. FUPA was in an arm immobilzer because she just had rotator cuff surgery. She's splayed out on the floor, can't use the right arm at all, the lift chair is up in the air, she's crying like the big, fat baby she is, and I'm standing there scratching my head. I looked her in the eye and said "FUPA. I can't pick you up. I don't know how but you're going to have to get yourself up off that floor."  We had to do all kinds of weird maneuvers, took about a half hour and I really did think I was going to have to call the fire department to come get her up off that floor. Crazy ass shit.