Account Deleted By User I live in a "fit city."  Though there are still a ton of planets orbiting around, I mainly encounter small to mid-size fats, which I would place at bmi 25-30.  Their fatlogic is probably worse than mega fats, because they "exercise" and "diet" (aka eat less or maybe more vegetables than megatrons, but are still hamy).  The weather's been nicer, so they're emerged from their couches to pay lip service to being mobile. (Probably) Bikini-Body Gym Fat I use a free gym that is in the office building I work in.  Hardly anyone uses it--in the a.m., at least.  I'm in there 4x a week for forty minutes to lift weights.  Sometimes Badass Ex-Military Guy is there too.  Partially due to his occasional guidance, in the year or so I've been lifting, I've been able to put on a bunch of muscle.  I know generally what I'm doing now, but I still prefer cycling. For whatever reason, Resolutioners didn't show up until February. Since then we've had a few come and go, but the one that has hung around a few weeks is Small Fat.  She probably has a bmi of 27 or 28.  If she did some decent dieting, she'd look a lot better.  But Small Fat isn't dieting or doing cardio.  Small Fat is lifting weights.  Very light weights.  The heaviest I've seen her lift in the sporadic times I have seen her come is ten pounds.  Ex-Military Dude hasn't helped her, and neither have I.  It's just kind of fun to watch her flop around doing one set of ten reps of whatever exercise she made up at the moment.  I'd love to Facebook stalk her just for the inevitable, "I've been working out but I can't lose weight!!  And that skinny bitch at the gym has all the good genetics!!!!  Better eat a gallon of ice cream!" Bike Trail Fats It's February in Minnesota, and for whatever reason a couple of weeks ago, there were highs in the fifties. Everyone was out enjoying the weather, including fats on their bikes.  The thing about weather being fifty degrees is that, it usually dips below freezing at night, so all the water that melts during the day freezes.  Sometimes when the puddles are under trees or especially deep, the water doesn't completely melt, even if it is 45 or 50 degrees, so there's ice under the water.  Seasoned winter cyclists know this, fair-weather fatties do not.  I got to witness the most fantastic sight of a fat dressed head-to-toe in Castelli (really nice cycling gear) gear go flopping over like a tipped cow into a puddle.  That's why you need to go around or slow down, you re-re. More Bike Trail Fats I was out for a bike ride and came across a pod of whales out for a walk, spread across the bike path.  I called out. I called out again.  Wouldn't move.  So I went around to their left when there was an opening, surprising one of the whales, who then slipped on some ice and fell over.  I didn't stop. Lunchtime Begger One day I forgot my lunch, so I went to The Deli.  The Deli makes dank salads and sandwiches.  I got a salad, with the plan to get soup from Other Deli afterwards.  Their soup is better.  Anyway, The Deli issues two packets dressings with each salad.  They used to give just one, but too many people ree-d that it wasn't enough, probably.  So, I only needed one.  Which I told Deli Man after he presented me with two.  Fatty paying to my right heard that, and asked if she could have it.  I looked at Deli Man, and he said, "It's up to you."  I said no. Coworker My fat co-worker constantly complains about money.  Constantly.  She spends over $10.00 each day on lunch (usually from The Deli) because she spends $4.00 on $.10 of cut-up carrots and celery to be "healthy."  She also usually gets a tuna salad sandwich, WHICH IS THE WORST ONE. Seriously, at least get the turkey and swiss because it's fucking dank. Thank you for listening to my tales.