Fat consequences at the sink I've written about the hurpling ​monster at work before... This disgusting heifer and I often take a RR break at the same time...all the sinks suck and splash back. Being a human, I just step to the side and miss the splash back. But this cunt is so wide that it can't stand to the side. Ever hear "Your momma so fat, it takes up the whole outside"???? That's this thing.... Anyway, every day 3pm it looks like it pissed its pants.  A little extra shitlording by existence: I like to walk past the fat whore, into my office, grab my stuff, and say goodbye before it even manages to get back to it's desk!