The last flight I was on I got lucky enough to have two other shitlords with me.  I don't mean just thin people ether but legitimate shitlords.  I sat down in the window seat and soon after an old lady sat down in the aisle seat.  After the plane filled up to almost every seat being taken a fit guy took the seat between us and the old lady immediately went "Oh thank god I thought in of those smelly fat people was going to take the seat".  The rest of the flight was filled with a mix of fat people stories and general outdoorsy topics.  One of the best flights I'd ever been on.