Seriously. One of the greatest things in life is having easy access to genitals (your own, and if you're lucky, someone else's) and I would feel really, really fucking embarrassed if I couldn't comfortably attend to my bits, or if my partner had to struggle with rolls of fat just to locate them. And as far as hygiene goes? Forget it. I would be completely disgusted with myself knowing that it probably smelled like a rotting landfill down there. The whole fupa thing is just goddamn horrifying...