It's like how Rod Fleming got an army commando haircut so he can pretend to be an alpha Chad--to compensate for the fact that he's an obese landwhale and his wife is marrying him for money.  To pull those sorts of haircuts off, you have to be high-T, low-body-fat percentage and not have lots of facial fat in the first place.   In other words, if Fleming had any common sense he'd put the fork down, drink less scotch and stick with a more vanilla haircut until he's fit enough to pull it off. You know what really stood out to me?  The worst beards are the soulpatch types where they grow it in the center and shave the sides.  I always wondered why male hams do that even though it's the worst possible look and is the male equivalent of fat chicks with undercuts.  Do you think it's because they're trying to make their chins look stronger that way?