Church fat storytime This Sunday I took my kids to church.  I go to a small/medium sized church, no mega mc-church style place.  Halfway through the service they herd up all the kids and take them to a kid's church.  I've been building basic gaming computers and loading them with games for some of the poorer kids so they can all play shit together with my kids or their friends.

I had brought a computer to one of the kid's parents in the short break and was walking them through some of the basics of hooking it up and stuff like that.  It took a few extra minutes, so I was late getting back into the sanctuary.  I always sit on the very edge of the place just in case I need to take a work call or head out.  On my way back I discover one of the most absurd things I've ever seen a fat do.  In the middle of the aisle along the wall a gigantic fat is sitting there.  **ON THE FLOOR**.  I don't know if they thought the chairs were gonna explode or what, but I literally couldn't walk around them, they were so fat they were blocking the whole aisle.  I had to walk down a completely different aisle to get to my seat.

These shameless hogs just don't give a shit about anyone and as a Christian one of the most enraging things I come across is giant, humongous planets at church who fucking refuse to get better and to get me even more pissed, will try to tell everyone it's ok to be fat while condeming some other much more minor sin.  Fuck the hell off.  There’re a million places in the Bible it says that's bullshit.  Gluttony is pure unadulterated selfishness (the opposite of Chirst), and unlike a ton of the other sins fats inflict that shit on themselves and drag everyone around them down while they do it.  Shit man, other types of addicts don't run around telling everyone to have heroin positivity or drunk positivity.

On the fucking floor...WTF is wrong with these pigs.