Fitness instructor shot down Hamzilla. I started summer classes yesterday and oh boy, I already have a ton of fatty stories for you guys. The biggest thing is I'm taking my health and fitness class. I picked this instructor because there were a lot of whale tears on ratemyprofessor about her forcing you to work out, being annoyed if you don't show progress, it's too hard etc etc. OH MY GOODNESS SHE'S GLORIOUS. She's a total fucking shitlord and holds nothing back.  For class yesterday we had to introduce ourselves and tell everyone something about what fitness is to us. Land whale says "oh I think fitness is like really important and your health too. I work out a few times a week at least." She's fucking huuuuuuuuuge. My professor didn't say anything but I saw the look on her face and it was fabulous. The next ham said she's been struggling with weight all her life and after she had her kid (he's almost 3 BTW) she packed on a lot of weight. She said she's lost 40 pounds since then and her dad has been doing it with her because he's over 400 pounds but has lost 150. People started clapping but I was rolling my fucking eyes because who gives a shit when you're still a fat piece of shit? Anyways she then said "idk (yes, she said "idk") being fat just runs in my family". My professor clapped her hands together and got reaaaaally excited. She said genetics is something we will be talking about extensively. She shot hammy down saying genetics doesn't play any part in weight gain, it's life style. She went on for a couple of minutes about it.  THEN the human who went next says "I have a two year old son, I work out with him". Hammys face was priceless and she was really embarrassed because my professor said "See? You're not supposed to be fat after having kids." Oh my fucking god I love this class already.  On another note: I have a huge butter barge in my English class and she's so fucking fat she can't fit into our desks. These desks we have are newer ones (I've personally never seen them before until yesterday) and basically every bit of them is adjustable so there's not much excuse for not fitting into them. She's so goddamn fat she can't fit and has to sit at what's supposed to be the professors table and has to use the professors rolly chair. God I fucking hate her so much. Shockingly she's 43 so I really hope she croaks before classes are over. I'll post you more fatty stories over the next month because hot damn I have sooooo many already and it's only been two days.