TIL I have a fat, disgusting neighbor a few houses down I walk to work, like any active person who lives less than half a mile away. Walking home today, I passed by a house and heard water gushing. I'm naturally curious so I looked over into the yard I was passing and there was an enormous shirtless planet of the male variety, standing in a plastic bucket (like the ones you fill with ice and beers for parties), pouring water all over it's fat rolls, from a garden hose. I think I almost got whiplash from how fast I looked away. I've never seen something so disgusting in person. I've been trying to fathom why it was doing that. All I can think of is maybe it doesn't fit in the shower stall and has to be washed outside with a hose, like the cow that it is (I mean no offense to actual cows). tl;dr- Time to find a new route to walk to work.