Do not block choke points in public places, lardass! I powerwalk everywhere, and today I had several errands to run in a short period of time. While crossing campus, I get caught behind a short, rectangular blob of butter who is playing on its phone. It walks about 1 step every second. Just as I walk behind it, the thing lumbers into the narrow portion of the path that is blocked on one side by a brick wall and the other side a fence too high for me to jump with the stuff I was carrying. Asshole STOPS at this choke point and stares at the phone. I have somewhere to be. Butterhuffer does not care and continues to stare at phone. Eventually, it makes the arduous journey of 3 feet to the door and I can pass it. What is it with certain groups of fatasses and blocking the way of everyone else?! I've seen them walk several abreast down a sidewalk and act like I (going in the opposite direction) am the one who needs to step off the sidewalk and get out of their way!