Easter candy shitlording? My daughter (despite not being too into candy) got a ton of Easter candy from the Easter Bunny, her grandparents, etc.  Last night Mr. Cowtownrunner says to me that we really need to get rid of some of the candy lest we wind up on My 600 lb Life.  I agreed and said I'd take it to work because those cows will have it gone in less than an hour. What I come to you for, my friends, is ideas about how to use this to subtly shitlord the carb rapists that are my coworkers with this.  They all (aside from the ONE other human) claim to be on a diet, but their garbage after lunch definitely doesn't reflect this, nor do their asses and guts. Any ideas, shitladies and lords?