I fucking hate that fat neckbeards always gravitate (heh) to swords. As someone who has devoted considerable time to training with a Mao Dao this pisses me off beyond belief. It requires IMMENSE physical fitness to effectively wield a sword, including huge amounts of strength and stamina training. Literal years before you even pick up a real one. Seeing a fat fuck play with a bokken, with zero understanding of stance and technique, just makes me rage too.