I saw a family panhandling in the Target parking lot. Oddly, I am seeing this more often lately, they usually have shitty music playing on a boombox and they have a kid with them who sits and plays on a portable game console or whatever. Anyway, this family was all severely obese. It makes sense, obesity and low intelligence are strongly correlated, and the parents obviously are too retarded to keep a job. They probably fatten themselves up on McD’s using their begging earnings and SNAP benefits. When I see them I like to think about ways I could make them go away permanently without getting into trouble.