Why everyone should be a shitlord. I thought I'd pat all my fellow shitlords on the back by telling them a few reasons why they're so awesome.  Keep shitlording, guys.  So here we go: 1) The journey to fitness is its own reward. Not only does exercise produce endorphins that make you feel good, but getting fit is a process that teaches you about yourself.  It gets you to know your body and your mind.  It also builds pride in your accomplishments and confidence in yourself that comes from the easily attainable knowledge that yes: you do have the willpower to achieve what you want. 2) The actual fitness is pretty fucking awesome too. The longer you stay fit, the more you realize that you never want to go back.  Being fit feels fucking fantastic.  You have more energy, and you're not constantly plagued by all the little pains and discomforts you may have become accustomed to from being out of shape.  Oh, and I mention confidence?  Because it sure comes from being in shape.  Being fit also changes the way you carry yourself.  People get intimidated by you.  I'm small.  I'm 5'9" and weigh around 145 lbs, and even I am able to intimidate people without even trying.  You can see it in people's faces when they talk to you. 3) People legitimately find you attractive. Sure, if there's anything I've learned from social media, it's that even fatties can get dates, but there is this continual baggage of hypocrisy and self-loathing attached to the whole process.  Thanks to evolution, fitness is naturally attractive, while whales have to do all these little tricks to try and distract you from the normally obvious signs that they are unfit.  Tons of makeup, dyed hair, distracting clothing, personality quirks designed to overcompensate, etc, and all these other little head games they play.  Fuck all that.  Being fit means you can just relax, be yourself, and people will still find you attractive without you having to try so hard. 4)  Not being ashamed of your body is uplifting. Let's face it.  If you're fat, you should be ashamed.  It's your own damn fault.  You might tell yourself and everyone else all these dumb excuses, but at the end of the day, you're fat because of what you choose to do or not do.  Just look at all the people with legitimate medical conditions who aren't fat.  Your excuses are only holding you back, and you're a shitty person for hiding behind them. Being fit means you can look at yourself in the mirror and not feel the shame that you deserve to feel when you're a fat fuck.  I'm not talking about trying to hide or ignore the shame like those attention whoring social media fat acceptance whale bitches do.  I'm talking about having some god damn pride and self respect. Real body positivity is having the self love to treat your body well. 5)  You can eat the things you like. Once you get yourself lean and you've settled into a regular exercise routine, you no longer need to starve yourself.  You can eat to maintain your weight and to fuel yourself.  This comes with a tremendous amount of freedom, even with the evil carbohydrates everyone seems to be afraid of.  As long as you aren't overeating for your weight and the activity level you have, you can pretty much eat whatever the fuck you want.  This is where you'll wind up making ignorant fatties jealous of what you can get away with eating and still be thin.  You're "getting away with it" because you aren't being a gluttonous pile of binge eating lard who constantly eats more food than they need to. 6). Not having an eating disorder is pretty great. When fat people say that thin people have an eating disorder, it's just projection.  Binge eating is an eating disorder, and that's what land whales do.  They eat way too much, and they do it all the god damn time.  That's how they got that big in the first place.  They're just trying to pass their insecurities onto you.  Fuck 'em. 7)  Being a shitlord benefits others. Being fit means you're less of a burden on yourself and those around you, both physically and financially, and it makes you less of a downer to be around in general.  It'll save your friends on gas money alone.  Fuel consumption has a direct relationship with weight.  Not only that, but it means you have more ways you can help others.  It just makes you able to be a better friend, able to be a better family member, and able to be a better person in general.  While some people have legitimate disabilities, your weight is something you can control, and so you should. And then there's another aspect of being a shitlord: giving people a dose of reality.  Just being thin is enough to "trigger" some fatties.  Beyond that, coming at people with the blunt honest truth is a god damn public service these days.  If that means being rude or a dick to someone, fine.  That's what they deserve, and that's most likely what they need.  People should not be shielded from the consequences of their choices in life.  They should not be entitled to create a false bubble of unreality around themselves, otherwise known as a "safe space".  That's one of the most vile, pernicious, harmful practices people engage in these days, and you bet your ass that I will exercise my motherfucking freedom of expression in the face of it.  Fuck your fee fees.  You'll get the benefit of reality whether you fucking like it or not, bitch. TL;DR - Being an evil shitlord is fucking metal as fucking fuck.  It's the way everyone should be, while being a giant fatty ham planet makes you a shitty person who is a burden to their own self, those around them, and to society as a whole.