Planet vs. School Building Sup, fellow shitpeople. I just remembered a nice little fatshaming event from my old school. Thought I'd write it up here. So, first of all: Almost the whole school was a construction site at the time, and a lot of stairs, hallways etc. were closed. The normal way to the school office was closed as well, so they just opened another entrance (which only teachers were allowed to use before) for the students as well. No big deal. One day, I was walking outside the building when a massive she-hog came towards me. My estimate: 5'6, 350 lbs. Guess she was the mom of some poor kid here. She asked me if I knew the way to the office, since the usual ways are closed. So I thought, why not make her burn some calories? I told her I had no idea how to get to the office now either (although I knew, ofc) and told her she should try going up some stairs that weren't yet closed (but didn't lead to the office). There were a lot of stairs, which I all made her try out, and after every wrong stair she came back to me to ask for help again - and after every stair, she was huffing and puffing more, and I had to contain a smug grin. I told her to go up here and there, or try the stairs around the corner, or no, maybe around the other corner... I think I managed to get her to try around 5 ways. Then, the big (tee hee) finale: I told her maybe these evil shitlords made the new way extra long, and maybe we had to go around the whole building to find the way. Told the fatty to come with me, and she reluctantly agreed. She really looked exhausted at this point already, but apparently, she really needed to go to the office (maybe a secretary invited her for a nice dose of beetus there?). Well, I took her for a nice walk around the school building, acting like i was legit searching for the way as well. Again, there were some stairs (stairs are a shitlord's friend). This whole involuntary exercise session lasted for maybe half an hour, then it actually got boring and I showed her the way - acting surprised when I found it. Which is the only thing I regret, I should have made it clear that this was for shitlording purposes. But well. Was really funny seeing her waddling around breaking a major sweat just from walking. TL;DR: Fatass needs help finding the way to the school office, I offer to help her searching, really I just tell her to walk up random stairs and stuff, hammy gets more exercise in 30 minutes than during the last 20 years.