Land whale in restroom took huge smelly shit and left without washing her hands. Excuse any typos. I am on my phone. So I went to the restroom at work just now. The second I walked in I smelled this terrible stench. However I really had to pee so I went in the empty stall. I saw a pair of brown boots next to me. Their squashed look told me they belonged to this 350 lb lard beast I work with in the office. She's so huge she limps because her legs can't hold her weight very well. Well, she soon stood up. To my horror, she appears to pull her pants up without wiping. I hear a toilet flush and she limps out of the stall and I hear the heavy bathroom door open and close. Yep. She didn't wash her hands. But I guess she didn't wipe either so there's nothing on her hands, right?  Now I'm going to have to make sure I don't grab any office brownies after she's had her hooves in them.