Two fats get married, then become human. Hubby maintains it. Wifey blows up again. Hubby is no longer attracted.  Hubby gets into running 10Ks. Wifey gets into the fridge. Hubby wants to set a new PR. Wifey insists on walking alongside him (and holding him back), under the guise of "finally exercising together." Hubby says, not this time, maybe something later? Wifey throws down an ultimatum: the race or me. Hubby asks reddit: should I stay or go? Some redditors chastise Hubby for being selfish, while many, fortunately, see Wifey's behavior for what it is: sabotage.