Lardass of the evening As business owners, my wife and I attended an awards ceremony last night for “the best of” small businesses in our region. There are about two hundred people in the room. Seated in front of us, the fattest pos in the room, with it’s fat rolls pouring over the back of its chair, at least a 400lb heifer. It has short blond hair as well, kind of a dykeish hair do. It happens to also be the only “person” in the room who finds it necessary to blurt out things toward the emcee. Rude. The kicker? The beast and it’s co-worker get up to accept the award for none other than.......wait for it....”THE BEST HEALTH FOOD GROCER”! The pig is in charge of the local food co-op, where the soy boys and the lezbos go for their kale and tofu. Unfucking believable!