Tales from Domino's 13: A Gargantuan Grand Delusion Hey yall. Off from another Domino's shift. No big beetus rush tonight. You had the usual fatasses come in, and unfortunately proportionately equal fat children. Though there were two kids in martial arts gis with their rotund mother.  But anywho there was something funny that happened tonight. A black couple walked in, and they were fatasses no surprise there. As I was checking them out at the register the man asked if I worked here after school and I replied that I was a freshman at the community college. He was surprised because I look so young(I do have a young looking face, shave often and have been called "pretty" as well).  He then made a joke about his wife saying "you couldn't tell she was 56". I held back a laugh and finished them up. Now the woman's face was relatively young for middle age,  but she was your typical fat black women. It was hilarious that the dude said that since you know that once she does push into advanced age her body will go to shit quickly(my maternal grandmother is a prime example, looks hella older than other 60-something year olds). She's diabetic too and had surgery awhile back for intestinal issues.  But hey, I guess the fatties don't skip out on their self delusions.