Fats can't abstain from beetus long enough to get a haircut Was waiting for my turn to get my hair trimmed at a chain salon when two femayos waddled in. They briefly argued about who would get their hair done first, because while the first plopped into the stylist chair the second would get to go to Starbeetus and bring back refreshment.  Just what the fuck? I'd been been running around doing errands for the past four hours. I was hungry. But I had decided to wait until I got home instead of spending extra $$$ for my impatience. These two couldn't even wait until they were done with their hair appointment! They had called ahead, that's why they were seen to while I was still waiting. So they didn't even plan around this fact. They had to go and buy some venti white mocha extra whip frappuccinos (with sugar free vanilla syrup, tee hee) while in the middle of their freaking hair appointment! Even if you were caught off guard by hunger, or something caused your errands to take far longer than they should, you should have the courtesy to wait 25 minutes to get your thinning, stringy hair taken care of before you attempt to bring in your caffeinated ice cream in a cup.