Weekly Off-Topic A month or two ago, I got a letter from a local opposition politician. He was complaining that the state government was planning to remove some bus stops and gave me a sob story about all the poor bus people. He asked for feedback so I sent him back a letter saying that I oppose being forced to pay for buses and stops I don't use and that it would be nice to see all the fat bus people do some more walking. A couple of weeks later, I see a few stops are gone or have moved and I get another letter with another sob story about the evil government. He pledges to put them back because apparently the reason I pay taxes is so politicians can spend millions arbitrarily moving bus stops around to spite each other. The point is, however, that there is this one fat guy I see regularly at one of the stops that was removed. I saw him again recently, but walking at a place I have never seen him before. It took a moment for it to click before I realised that he now has to walk several blocks to get where he is going since his stop is gone. I bet he hates it. That's just my upbeat story about a fat person who is suffering. An additional detail is that I overtook this guy while he was overtaking some even fatter, slower fats. He was overtaking these two massive women wearing skirts so you could see that their legs maintain contact with each other while walking all the way down to the ankles. This guy is slow so he must have been feeling good and then I came along like Bullet Bill. Here is a recreation of the event. Also, this woman grew a canoe out of mushrooms. @BoraxTheFungarian