Shitlord Children's Book My mom recently gave me a bunch of old books she had from when I was a kid. They've been sitting in a heap in the corner of the baby's room for a while, but today I actually had some time to go through them. I was just sorting them into piles (OK, needs repair, garbage) when I came across this book (album) As you can see, it's full of shitlordy tips on how to avoid weight gain through diet and exercise. (I've only posted the shitlordy pages, not the whole book.) This book is at least 25 years old and probably out of print, but can you imagine if it was still available? All these hams who "haven't lost the baby weight yet" would be REEEEEEing about how this book can "cause eating disorders" or fat-shames their special snowflake mini-moons.