Me too, man. Y'know what helped keep our weight in-check? NO FUCKING LYCRA in our clothes! You KNEW when things were getting snug! And dammit, as a shitwoman who sells REAL vintage, I can't tell you how many time I get the following in my inbox: "Hey! I'm a 16! Does this item have stretch?!11" What I'd LIKE to say: "No, you fat bitch - it's a vintage 80's six. And even if it did, would you WANT to leave the house wearing it??????"