One of the biggest patients ever Had a patient come into the ICU a while back. Over 600 lbs, 30 years old. Too fat to reach under her pannus and clean herself, so the skin breaks down, becomes excoriated. Raw, bleeding, I see it on fat fucks daily. That led to an infection, big surprise. Infection became painful, progressed to cellulitis. She finally goes to the hospital. Her cellulitis was so bad that she was septic (systemic body-wide (huehuehue) infection that kills people regularly). Multi-system organ failure ensues, hardest on her kidneys, they are fucking toast and not coming back. Even after we get the infection under control, we cannot transfer her to less acute floor because she will not fit into any other room or the elevators (old hospital). When she is finally fit for discharge, there is no dialysis clinic with chairs or beds that can support her weight. So she has to get dialysis in the hospital, and it has to be our unit, until she loses weight. Our fucking ICU is now a $10,000 a day Jenny Craig. And her normie husband is at the bedside sticking his tongue in her face all along. We restrict her diet, serious weight loss ensues (but that's impossible, muh genetics), takes over a month to get to a weight that a dialysis clinice can handle. All along she continues to shit and piss the bed. She gets discharged. Comes back again super fucking septic, turns out the cellulitis had really hardened and scarred the adipose tissue in her fupa and the antibiotics couldn't eradicate the infection there. Into surgery to remove her 40 lb gunt, disgusting scar in place of her fupa now, husband can vizualize her cheesey pussy without a car jack for the first time in a decade. Was put on ventilator for surgery, had to put her on every blood pressure med there is afterward, wasn't enough, fam made her DNR thank god and she died soon after. Waste of time, resources, waste of fucking air. HAES rite guys?! She had a 7 year old son.