Hear hear! I've heard so many of my female co workers joke about being tired of working so they'll just pop out some kids and get rich; I mean even I've joked about it too, but 100% a joke guys. It's more of a, man, I had a rough night last night, the jobs looking rough today, I should really just pop out some kids so I can stay home! Cue laughter.  It's ridiculous how much money they give you when you have kids. My fiances ex doesn't work, and she gets money from the government and child support from both her baby daddies. And she has a nice townhouse too,  a nice car. Wtf. One of her kids is with her dad (my fiance) half the time too, I don't really understand why he has to pay her when they equally have her... but it is what it is.  Oh, and did I mention that she's a fatass? I feel like you guys already kind of figured that.