Fat chick cockblocker at the bar So I'm getting drinks for my girl dancing tonight and a skinny girl made small talk. It was pleasant and innocent and I'm completely into my girl so am genuinely not interested. She gave the bartender a card for three drinks and this fatass comes up and squeezes inbetween us in an already crowded bar. Fatty says so what are you doing here? I'm having a great night dancing and I don't want to ruin it so I chose to ignore her. Now there is a fatty between me and the skinny girl and skinny is awkwardly quiet and so am I.  Fatty then says well are you going to buy us drinks and I continue to ignore her wondering why she thinks I would offer to buy her anything, expecially when her pleasant friend was being flirtatious after she had bought her own drinks. She is hitting my elbow with her fat arms and I'm really just trying to focus on my good night and she says why are you even here then. Luckily the bartender asked what I wanted so I ignored her completely. They left and skinny touched my shoulder and said her name and I said mine and have fun. Fatty is really pissed now and storms off dragging skinny. The kicker was my girl is behind and she is smoking hot, wearing a booty shorts jumper with lightly exposed abs. We start dancing and fatty is sweating it up, totally fuming and giving me and my girl the stink eye until she got tired and sat down by herself. Dumb pig, glad it didn't ruin my night:)