I couldn't even keep my resolution 4 hours. So I'm like a teensy bit preggo, and as part of the DRAG of early pregnancy, I'm pretty crabby. Super tired and I get pregnancy insomnia, so I get up from 0230-0430ish every morning. I've been getting pretty short with people that don't deserve it (ex. grocery store no longer stocking any tahini , lost my mind at the manager). So about 4 hours ago I was at work and decided I was going to start being nicer to people, and try not to lose my cool so easily.  However... I had to stop to get milk and eggs on my way home from work. I pick my line based on the fact that there was one person in front of me to check out, and her stuff was almost all scanned. I get a little annoyed because she is a mini moon (about 5'3" 280 lbs) and her fat 5ish year old is CRAMMED into the cart seat. Id be surprised, looking at how stuck he was in there, if he ever manages to procreate...like stuff was NOT looking comfortable. But I'm keeping it together, just waiting until they pass out of my life. Then she realizes that she bought 10 Panera frozen soups that were supposed to be $2.99 and she was charged $6.99. Now I've grabbed a couple other things, and it would be a pain to pack it all up, so I'm stuck. Turns out that dumb, fat bitch didn't read the sale sign, and didn't know that only SELECT Panera items were on sale. I have now abandoned my resolution, and am making sustained eye contact with her and have my eyebrows raised. She's stammering and saying that she got the right items. Finally, as I'm packing up my stuff to move lanes (without looking away from her) the manager prints out her ticket and moved her to customer service. I then said to the cashier (who was thin), "the last thing she needed was ten 600 calorie frozen soups." The poor cashier said that every receipt-problem person was in her line that day, and thank god she was done in 30 min. So I've already made "sustained bitch face" at someone and volunteered a snarky comment 4 hours into the new, nice me.