Fellow shitlords at the tough mudder, I salute you So I just completed the tough mudder this weekend in Yorkshire with my girlfriend, for anyone who doesn't know it's like an iron man of sorts, loads of obstacles, 12 miles cross country and yes alot of mud. It's for charity and pretty good fun. There were a surprising amount of obeasts there, surprising in the fact I saw more than one! on my run I came accross mabye 7 or 8 400lb fuckers slowly walking around. I'm guessing they signed up months ago as a "this is how i'm going to lose the weight" and just never did. Now tough mudder is for the charity Help for Heroes which is a British charity to help provide better facilities for British servicemen and women who have been wounded or injured in the line of duty. So many of the obstacles require teamwork in the spirit of the military and working together to overcome things, for example 15ft high walls which you have to climb over etc. Fast forward to the final obstacle, the pyramid. A 20ft high platform with a slippery, plastic, angled surface which you have to somehow climb up, the only way up essentially is to stand on one another and all pull each other up. I'm laying next to another guy helping people up. *Enter stage 400lb female * she waddles over and looks at us hopefully, the guy next to me just says "oh for fucks sake we are here to help, not perform miracles" then gets up and walks off. I just laughed and said "yeah I can't help you either" Was funny, no way in hell am I going to end up with a compressed spine because this piece of shit won't stop eating. Heres a photo of the obstacle https://imgoat.com/uploads/c383cd30b7/34421.jpg