Ways to shitlording lazy family? So my uncle, as I've mentioned before, is morbidly obese. It's a real problem. He won't even get up to walk. His job is even sitting on his ass all day and eating (truck driver).  I've watched this man get all huffy over walking two steps to the register to pay for pizza.  Its embarrassing.  When he acts like this my favorite thing to say is "Don't be such a calorie hoarder. Its okay to actually move, you know."