I ran track all through HS, both cross-country and indoor. I'm 5'10" and run between 147-149 lbs usually. My best time for the mile was   around 5 minutes and 30 seconds, and I thought that was decent (I was in solid shape). The star of our team (phenomenal physical condition at age 16, ended up top of his class and going to West Point) pulled a 4 minute 30 second mile and was hailed as a living god. Fats are so pathetic. They have such little experience with physical activity that they don't realize how hard some of these impressive athletic feats are even for people who are in good shape. Claiming to be able to do them while morbidly obese is about as realistic as claiming to be able to fly. Delusional, adipose-laden brains. Makes for good comedy, though.