Why You Don't Pigfuck Even The Smaller Swine So, my dude's employee, who is a gangly nerd type (kid plays Magic and something about LARP-ing) has gotten to complaining more and more about his "girlfriend" at work. I've never met or seen it, but when it was first mentioned it was described as looking like Megham NeedsATrainer and I was like "Oh, so it looks like Mrs.Doubtfire?". Anywho, this kid has worked there for a few years now and I guess his "girlfriend" has just gotten fatter and fatter and fatter and...you get the picture. I guess he's been getting frustrated by its weight gain and spending all his money and yesterday went off about it weighing "300 lbs and over-drafting my bank account!". When I heard about it, my response was "That's what he gets for fucking a pig" and "I'm gonna need its picture." So I'm waiting on that, but figured I'd share the tiny tidbit of a tale.