Sounds like the fat bitch I work with. The big boss has taken us out to lunch a few times and every fucking time, there's something wrong with every item on the menu. She likes to say she's a vegetarian, but she eats fish and chicken. But she refuses to even look at beef and pork and throws a fucking shitfit if there's bacon in something. Bitch, this is a nice restaurant, not fucking Chili's. And you're not even fucking paying for it! Just shut your fat mouth and eat what's in front of you, you stupid fucking bitch.