Hog needs protection Hey shitlords/ladies. So my first post went pretty well and I felt welcomed. Thanks! So as I mentioned I was in the army. I was injured in combat and medically discharged.  I opened up a security firm that operates in the border region of Texas (Laredo to El Paso and everywhere in between) we do security, private military esque operations to whoever pays and my guys are allowed to freelance in between jobs using company resources (15% contact fee to me)  So I get a contract from a gentleman requiring protection from a well known drug cartel while he awaits protection from the feds. $25,000 easy 2 days work.  My guys get on sight and there before them sits this massive blob of former human.  Completely immobile from its weight. And this fast fuck proceedes to think my guys are there to be his servants!!! This rotund eat beast calls me and has the balls to complain that my guys won't get him McBeetus, won't help around the house and he even tried threatening them with his "high power cartel connections. " So I did the shitlord thing, I pulled my guys off scene, refunded his Beetus cash and called  all my friends who work in the same field to not accept a contact from this gelatinous blob of subhuman filth! Enjoy getting killed by the cartel you fat bastard my only regret is that lord Beetus misses out on a offering.  Even when you're the only thing keeping there fat encrusted hearts pumping the grease through their veins, they still treat real humans like they're there to serve their every need and not the jobs we're paid to do. PS. Ok for everyone who can't grasp what a private security company does its glorified baby sitting.  There's no insane gun battles, these guys aren't secret agent navy seal green beret commandos, they aren't hitmen, assasins. There's hundreds of private security firms all over the country.  It's not uncommon and it's not a video game.