Vanity Sizing: Watch Edition A quick gripe — I just replaced my watch band and I am astonished by how many holes there are on this thing. When the watch is on the furthest hole, the diameter is like FOUR INCHES ACROSS. How fucking fat do you have to be for your WRIST to be a FOUR INCH THICK MEAT CYLINDER? On a hole closer to the middle, the watch still slides off my hand. I'm wearing it on the closest hole/smallest setting to keep it from sliding around, so now the end of the band is sticking out really far and it looks like my wrist has a tail. Fucking fats ruin everything.