What was your best shitlording in real life? We can all be internet tough guys here, but it takes some balls to shitlord in the wild, knowing that the majority of people are either fatties or fat sympathizers.  So, what was your best moment of shitlording that actually happened in meatspace? Here's mine: Smallfat talking about how much she loves Curves (the workout place) and how dedicated the women that go there are.  She said one woman went 1800 times.  I looked right at her and asked "is she still fat?  Because if she's still fat after 1800 times at Curves she's doing it wrong." EDIT: I love you guys.  Wonderful shitlording going on here.