Over the summer, I worked in an ice cream truck. I'd like to share with you some of my stories. First of all, I'd like to say that I'm not as fit as most of the people browsing this sub. At 6'0" - 170lbs, I'm probably a bit huskier than a lot of you, since I'm not muscular at all really. However, I worked ~12 hours a day every day all summer, selling prepackaged fat to people, and I have to say, it's gotten me to clean up my act. Spending the majority of my day at the local beach (7 hours), the amount of bloated monsters in bikinis and speedos was enough to turn me asexual. It actually haunts me in my sleep. The worst part, however, were the children. Fat parents make fat children. No, not because of genetics, but because when a fat child asks their fat fuck parent for six different ice creams, their fat fuck parents just shrugs and thinks "whatever". I feel kind of bad for the kids, who don't know any better. Of course a little kid wants as much ice cream as they can get It's the parents job to SAY NO. It's as if they thought the only form of birth control for their kids was to make them so unfuckable, even other fatties wouldn't try to get with them. And their LACK OF MANNERS. Not even mean towards me, but towards other customers. If a line formed outside the truck, skinny people had the decency to wait in line for their turn. Not fat fucks. Fatties would just walk up to the front and bark an order at me like a machine, I even caught a few with their hand in my tip jar. I just think it's ridiculous how fat people make it seem like they 'need' to eat pure shit. As if you could either pick between vegan healthfoods or McDonalds and ice cream trucks. For some reason, to them, there's no middle ground. They can't have baked chicken and rice for dinner and one single cookie for dessert, they need five pieces of fried chicken and a whole fucking box of cookies. Anyways, I guess that's my shitlord rant.