The Most Unhealthy City in America, Located in the Fattest State, Cites Widespread Lack of Access to Physical Activity as Cause So this article came out today. It lists the most unhealthy cities in America. Now, fine shitlords and ladies, I have copped to being from WV -- the fattest state in the USA as of the 2015 census -- in comments and submissions before. Now I'm going to dox myself a bit and reveal that I reside in Beckley, the #1 most unhealthy city in the US. This does not shock me, because I fucking have eyes and I can see the disease and decay around me every second of every day.  But part of this was so unexpected to me that I nearly choked laughing, and it was the following quote:  "[...] only 47.2% of residents have adequate access to opportunities for physical activity." WHAT? Let me tell you a thing, FPH, about Beckley, WV. Beckley is located in the New River Valley. Our leading industry, apart from coal, is tourism and outdoor recreation. The freaking New River is in our back yard! I can name off the top of my head SIX national or state parks that have hiking/biking/running paths, lakes with swimming areas, and playgrounds with sports facilities such as tennis, volleyball, and basketball courts, and baseball fields. I'm sure there are more that I just don't frequent, and that's all within a 20 mile radius. AND IT'S ALL FREE. I just... How the fuck can hams claim they have no access to physical activities in the river valley?? How can they spew this bullshit and expect people to buy it?? It's not poverty or lack off access -- it's fucking laziness.