I could not eat that much food in the time it takes me to drop a deuce. It takes like, two minutes, through the magic of fiber and hydration. A breakfast hot pocket or something when I'm half asleep and sit down without really thinking about the fact that I'm holding food... that's maybe happened. But.... a box of twinkies, jug of orange drink, and what looks like a sammich box (full of the twinkie wrappers?) is just absurd. Looks like a grocery store. Straight up shoplifting fat eating their spoils on in the shitter. I don't even want to think about the sock...