According to a Health Care Company, Every BMI is a Healthy BMI I work for a large health care company in one of the corporate offices. This means desk job which means fats galore.This morning at work we had a weigh in for a wellness credit for next year. If you have a healthy BMI then the company will credit $14 a pay period to your account for a year, resulting in cheaper health insurance. This excited me to no end! I couldn't wait for all my healthy 'COWorkers' to cry sweet buttery tears when they didn't get the credit because they are fucking fat asses. It would make my having to put up with their daily fat logic slightly better. So I get to the weighing area, all excited that I am going to get an easy credit and see some sad hippos. In the end the only sad one is me... In order to get the healthy weight credit, you basically just have to work for my company!!! If your BMI is under 30 you get the credit. As if that isn't bad enough... If your BMI is between 30-32 but your body fat measurement is less than 25% for male or 32% for female, you get the credit. If you have a pacemaker and your waist is less than 40 inches for male or 35 inches for female, you get the credit. If you are above 30 BMI but lose 5% of your screening weight by September 10th or complete 6 online activities by October 1st, you get the credit. Basically you can be a fat, lazy slob that does jack shit and still get credit!!! And the worst part is, this was a confirmation for these fat asses that they are healthy because they got the credit! Congratulations on being .1 away from obese, you must be so proud that you are a jiggly bag of glop. I am so happy that your BMI is 35 but because of the online activities you can get the credit too. This means you are perfect the way you are... Fucking makes me sick.