Wedding Vows Me pal is getting married to a fat chick and i'm going to the wedding, mainly so i can be one of the few skinny people there. Seems the whole world is under some fat gas. Anyway i was thinking about the vows people make to each other, love and honour, in sickness and health, rich and poor, well how long is it gonna be before 'thin or fat' is added to the list. I'm pretty sure it's grounds for divorce if your partner gets to be a bouncy castle so in this modern world the fat fucks will soon be insisting that you have to love them for ever even if they turn to the lard side. I was saying this to the geezer getting married and unbelievably he thinks i'm being a dick. He didn't laugh much when i said it's not me marrying the fat bird.