"Ignore the calories, it's the carbs and sugar that get you" & an Office Hams Mauls Me Two office planets were talking yesterday right in front of me, and one of them stated she had lost 20 WHOLE lbs. She proceeds to tell the other ham to ignore calories altogether, and pay attention to carbs and sugar.  I looked at both of them up and down, then said, "I LOVE my carbs and sugar, I just watch my calories", and walk off.  Then later in the day, an office ham walked up behind me while talking to a coworker, and it had the audacity to put it's greasy paws on my waist and start pulling me away from my coworkers cube, saying, "Okay, get back to work". Bitch, get off of me! She came back to my desk back peddling because she knew I was fucking pissed. God, I fucking hate obeasts!