I will never forget this one day:   I was in line at my local grocery store with one arizona sweet tea to quench my thirst. I was in the only 10 item or less lane behind a fat fuck similar to the one in the picture, just a mound of junk snacks, well over 10 items. It was only her and a little old lady in front of her compared to the jam packed lines across the store, so I decided to stick to this one because I thought it would be the quickest. I was scowling and huffing impatiently at the beast in front of me, clearly showing my dissatisfaction in hopes she would let a 1-itemer ahead of her considering it would be way quicker. She heard me, I know she did, but straight up ignored me.   Once the old lady moved along, the cashier smiled at the fat and the fat looked relieved that she was about to get away with 25+ items in the ten item lane. Then the cashier said something I will never forget.   "Good afternoon, ma'am!"   "Hi."   "So. Which ten items do you want?" with the biggest shit eating grin I have ever seen outside of the mirror.   The whale in front of me tried to use the excuse that half the products were the same and should count as one to which the cashier replied "Alright..... so which ten items do you want me to ring up? The cash register only allows ten." Which it absolutely doesn't.  The lady in line waddled off in a huff as I handed my cash to the cashier and said in the most sincere voice I could muster, "Thank you for that." edit:oh god. Fixed the brick of text