I'm "lucky" to be injured So slight backstory. Two days ago I derped and completly destroyed my pinky toe. Dislocated the thing and snapped it in two. Well now I'm on crutches and everyday is arm day holyshit.  So I was standing by the elevators to get to class and some fat oopa loompa comes up and asks me what I did. And then proceded to tell me how she had injured her foot awhile ago and loved the attention. She said I was lucky for being hurt because now "i can use elevators whenever I want".  The thing is I had just crutched half a mile in the rain to get to class and was in so much pain from it so I already had a temper, but this donut bodied gal set it off. I looked her straight in the eye and said "I would run the bleachers at the Astros Stadium twice just to be unbroken, tf you mean I'm lucky??"  It was an awkward ride up but fuck her, no one is lucky to be injured. I hate (fat) people.