Fat AND stupid! So theres a fat cafeteria porker at my college. I see it every morning and I always smile at it while I eat my fruit salad. Anyway, this thing like to victimize students by ever so chattering them up, Ive been fourtunate enough to escape this but this morning the actual humans beside me were not so lucky.  So Beast starts chatting them up about their majors and ask about student aid out of nowhere. The guy starts going off about loans and a scholarships, and beast says "oh I dont think I can get em' my highschool gpa was a 2.2" idk how international systems work but thats extremely low, a C/D average and the gpa system is out of 4, essentially it had a 65% average. Now that I've written this I've realized that fat= stupid, because you couldn't be intelligent and let yourself look like a dead, bloated pig.