College fats never cease to amaze me At my school, if you live on campus, you have a dining account that can be used on cafeteria food and it's the cheaper option than just paying with actual money. I'm sure this is the same for most other universities. Despite this seeming limit that the university puts on how much you can spend on cafeteria food in a semester, fats still find a way to cheat the system. Let me start with a story from when I was young, naive, and trusted people too much. My freshman year, I had this obeast friend who I would hang out with very often, since we shared a lot of the basic freshman classes together as well as lived in the same residence hall. For as long as I've attended this university, my dining account has been at the lowest level, giving me about $900 a semester to spend on food, and even then I'm left with a lot leftover because I'm a fucking human. Let's get back to my pig friend, who of course had her dining account at the highest level. Within a few weeks of school, she was already complaining to me "Shithead, I'm running out of cafeteria money, do you mind buying me dinner?" And at first I didn't mind, because I had a lot of extra money and I was very stupid (rumor has it, I still am stupid to this day.) This continued on until about halfway through the first semester, she had already squandered all her cafeteria money and began to fully leech on me. All of this while she would complain about how she wasn't losing any weight and also wouldn't pay me back in other ways, such as helping to pay the booze budget. So eventually I gave her the ultimatum to either buy her own damn food or stop talking to me (and then subsequently have to buy her own damn food.) Of course, fat logic being the wonderful thing it is, she chose to stop talking to me and instead made new friends to buy her food and alcohol. This whole incident was one of the first things to sort of embitter me and make me realize just how much of a drain fats are. Now I only give food to my pets and homeless people. And then one smaller incident that sort of triggered me to write this. I was at our campus's Panda Express today, which doesn't accept the cafeteria credit, but I felt like treating myself just to a small serving of something other than cafeteria food. The point is, you have to spend big boy bucks at the Panda Express, which could otherwise be spent on textbooks, gas, bills, drugs, alcohol, or perhaps a nice salad. Out of the three in line, I was the only human, and things were looking grim. Surprisingly, the fat in front of me also ordered a small serving, so I didn't pay much attention to her aside from noting that she ordered the most generic food on the menu and took two fortune cookies.   The guy behind me, holy cow, he was huge. And he ordered something I had seen no single human ever order: the "family feast", which contains three entrees and two sides, and if you can't tell from the title, is meant to feed a family. It's also $32. $32 for one fucking meal. If I'm going to spend $32 on a meal, it better be some top quality crab or lobster and not fast food shit like Panda. But I thought, maybe this guy is just getting some food to share. So I creepily watched for a moment, only to see him plop down at a table alone with his soda (of course) and just start inhaling the rice as if it was air. So I give up. I give up on the student population. So many students here are fat, despite the university being placed upon dozens of hills, having many gyms across campus that are free of charge, and attempting to put a spending limit on campus residents. There is nothing the university can do to prevent fats from being fats, so they should give up too. The world is only getting fatter and fatter and at this point, nothing can be done without "fatshaming" people and thus ostracizing yourself from the mainstream society which welcomes obesity with open arms. It was socially acceptable for my friends to make me stop abusing painkillers but it's rude to tell a fat to fucking put down the fork, so I give up. Let them eat themselves to death.