We really can't have any nice things, can we, you pathetic couch bison. So I like to go outside and be places that have trees and rocks etc. Also known as going for a hike (or a walk). I also enjoy seeing wildlife because it doesn't piss me off like when I see most of our alleged  species. Anyway I went to this place over the weekend to do some bird watching. It's a park and it has rules posted, like no hunting or fires, you know, the usual.  This particular park has a specific rule posted "be considerate of others, loud noises frighten wildlife. " It's right there when you drive in and again when you park.  I thought I would be safe because it was pretty early and it's outside, so I could avoid the herds of smelly disgusting obnoxious oversized blobfish. I was doing some bird watching when I found this particular bird I wanted to see, and they had chicks. So I'm just watching them, normal people come by and look at them, other bird watchers stop and take photos - I mean everyone is having a nice time. Until the earth begins to shake.  This confused me for a moment because this area is not prone to earthquakes. But then I hear it. The whalesong of a swarm of hogbeasts. Much to my surprise they were outside their normal trough area and slightly mobile.  And they are fucking yelling. About nothing just the "teehee I have such a large personality look at me" bullshit. Of course the birds sensed the incoming danger and fled. I don't blame them.  But WHAT THE FUCK you fucking inconsiderate lard bags! Holy shit was I annoyed. I gave them the dirtiest look I've ever had,  and if they were closer I would have said what we all think. But I guess they saw my glare and suddenly shut the fuck up and, naturally, turned off the path I was on in favor of a little short one. I wanted to go after them, but I didn't want to scare anymore of the animals. I didn't finish my hike for about 2 more hours, so they weren't present in the parking lot (or more likely the picnic area) when I got back.  I don't give a shit if you don't respect yourself. I don't expect you to respect others. And for some fucking reason I thought maybe you would respect the rules and wildlife. I guess all those crushed donkeys and horses slipped my mind. Fuck you.