I wonder how their "just wait until you get older!" logic handles the fact that Harrison Ford didn't end up looking like his hard-drinking, hard-partying, face-stuffing co-stars.  You can't fly planes for Teton County Search and Rescue living the lifestyle Carrie Fisher did. Jack Lalanne (creator of "jumping jacks") lived to 97--and his fattest years by far were when he was a teenager that ate lots of beetus fuel.  No one has less susceptibility to bullshit than shitlords who used to be fat themselves.