Y'all got me in trouble at my daughter's school This happened a few weeks back. I had to take my daughter to some sort of open house at her new school. Of course, most of the parents, teachers, and students were obeasts. After watching more than one person have to turn sideways to get through the large door, I couldn't take it anymore.  "Goddamn butter huffing lard barges. How are they supposed to be an example for you?!!"  Apparently I said it a bit loud, causing many heads to turn... well... bodies began slowly rotating with assorted groans, grunts, and wheezing. I figured that was the end of it, they REEEEd, I laughed, I left. No such luch... A few hours later I find out my daughter has snitched on me to my ex, who proceeds to REEEE at me for a while. (She wasn't fat when we were together). On a brighter note, I no longer have to attend school functions.