I fucked outta there at "I ate one Subway sub and it filled me".  Uh what?  They're so stuck on quantity > quality that they assume only ONE of a thing must be " less than" more of another.  Yeah sure your ONE sub with three cheese bread, extra mayo, bacon, triple meat, etcetc is sooooo good for you compared to the 600lber over there having two.  Fucking paragon of health, you are.