Middle School Memories I haven't posted in a long while, just comments, but I just wanted to tell you guys this glorious memory I have of middle school. It's kind of a long story but bear with me, it's my favorite to think about :).  Wall of text: I had just moved to Missouri in my summer of 2nd to 3rd grade to an Air Force Base. I had no friends of course but I made some with my neighbors. This girl that lived a few houses down became a good friend of mine we often hung out. She was nice and all but honestly not thin. Not obese but you could see it coming like a train. she's in every grade in the same class as me all the way up to grade 5, I move off the Air Force Base (but still in the same small town.) We are in middle school together by this point and talk a little here and there if we have a class together. 7th grade comes and she has this thing with calling me "shorty." I guess she liked me? She did this every time she saw me. We had lockers by each other by chance and she did this at least once a day for the entire year. It got towards the end of the year and one day when we were leaving to go home, she called me "shorty" again. I looked her in the eyes and called her fatty, i mean, she was still fat so I didn't lie. Her eyes tear up, and she fast walks away (fuckin "muh feelings"), Didn't talk to her again, she wouldn't even look at me; she would pick random times to go to her locker so we weren't at the lockers by each other at the same time. She completely avoided me. We get to high school and she's lost some weight she's still pretty fat though. 10th grade comes and she is slimmed quite a bit and honestly pretty damn good looking. She starts dating this wrestler about my size exactly. We get to junior year and they are still dating and she is HOT AS FUCK. She slimmed down so much to a tiny waist and amazingly toned ass/body. It was amazing. Of course she wouldn't even look my way but I mean, I can't help but feel I played a part in keeping her human you know? Who knows how fat she would be if I didn't call her a fatty in middle school.  Bonus: I got nominated as Homecoming King during senior year, and she was nominated as queen. 3 guys nominated, 3 girls, respectively. Every one picks pairs even though I had no idea that was an option, I get her as my pair. Also walking through the parking lot to the football field with a friend when we pass her and her boyfriend (the wrestler) and he looks like he's gonna try to hit her until he sees us pass. They break up the next day. TFW she's forced to lock her arm around yours as you walk through the gym with a spotlight on you.  TFW you get to ride in her dad's nice-ass convertible during the parade and she has to lock arms with you the entire time while you try to make small talk ignoring the fact you changed her life. TFW I still won Homecoming king and the girl I was trying to date wins queen.  Good Memories! TL;DR: Childhood friend (female) calls me short for a year in middle school, I call her fatty and we don't speak again. High school she's fit and toned hot as fuck.