Apparently "fasting" is when you don't eat from 6pm till 10am This year I started working in an office (again, unfortunately, but dat $$ is pretty sick). I had forgotten how unbearable office hams are. In the first month they're already dinging all the ridiculous shit boxes.  Examples: Special “skinny tea”. It just gives them all diarrhea. “Fasting” from 6pm to 10am the next day. Yes they actually called it fasting. No this doesn't stop them from drinking sodas and alcohol after 6pm “I wasn't made to run.” and “If running is so good for you why does Nancy have an injured foot?” There are ALWAYS full sized bags of chips and giant chocolate bars hidden in the work area (where there really shouldn't be food). Someone brought a fruit tray in, along with a shit ton of junk food, and the fruit tray was still standing at the end of the day, as only me and 2 others were eating any of it, whereas the mega sized chocolate bars were demolished and the chips were mostly gone. “I don't go walking because I'm afraid of wild animals” “I can't use that chair, I don't fit in it.” said with no fucking shame “Airline seats are too small, and I'm not even THAT big”  Kill me.