...what I found was this genius who attached a towel to a corner of a large furniture item and rubbed the butt crack up and down on the towel to clean it after bowel movements.   NOOOOOOOO OH GOD PLEASE NO. Is there no limit to how far these disgusting subhumans will stoop? Jesus Christ. WTF is the matter with you, when you're literally rubbing your ass on your furniture as you jam towels up your buttcrack to scrub away your poo?  I tried chub rubbing. I have fairly large thighs. I can rub the knees together pretty hard but the inside of the thighs still doesn’t touch enough to produce any kind of skin damage. In defence, Michonne from the walking dead has a fit body and the kind of thighs that might produce chub rub.  Yeah, I'm just not a curvy girl; I don't have wide hips/a wide pelvis and the tops of my thighs have pretty much always touched. They don't touch all the way down--only the top inch or so--and they don't rub against each other hard enough to irritate the skin or anything, but for some body types "thigh gap" is just not likely to happen.