I was at work the other day and a morbidly obese and his super extra morbidly obese friend came in. Obese smelled like dog shit, but Super Extra smelled like a dead cow that had been rotting for the past two months in a puddle of old mayonnaise and feta cheese that a family of cats had also been using as a litter box. Point being, obese people don't bathe, but when they get this big, they also piss and shit themselves and don't even notice because it hasn't worked its way through all the folds of fat. And they don't care that others are subjected to this because that would require them to give a flying fuck about anything at all, which their sheer mass demonstrates otherwise.