What if Iron Maiden songs were made for fatties... Feeding Free "I'm feeding free, yeah! I'm feeding free. Get out my way!" Phantom of the Obeast Charlotte the Hambeast  The Pies of March Fatchild Fryers in the Rue Beignet Another Meal Innocent Eating Butter Beast Son Children of the Hams The Butter of the Beast  Waddle to the Chair Hallowed Be Thy Food Where Hippos Gorge Icarus Lives: Too Fat to Fly Fight to Get Your Boots On Still Life (Except When Eating) Quest For Food To Tame a Ham Numbers High 2 Minutes Without Food Lost Somewhere in Fupa Sea of Fatness Eating Can't Weight The Hungriness of the Long-term Dieter Fatty in a Fat Land Alexander the Fat Hamchild Infinite Food Can I Play With My Food The Eating That Hams Do "The eating that hams do goes on and ooooooon" Obese Son of an Obese Son Only the Fat Die Young "all the skinny seem to live forever" Tailblubber So Overweight and Dying Weight's Warning The Ass-Ass Men Bring Your Big Feast... to the Ham Beast Get Fed or Be Dead Afraid to Meet Strangers Food is the Key Obesity's End Wasting Food The Food-gitive Pains of Obesity Scooter Be My Ride Weekend Waddler Sneer of the Pork Sign of the Beetus Horde All the Pies Ham on the Edge Look for the Food Grease on the Ham's Hands The Edge of Weight Loss Fat Virus Sutureal  The Angel and the Lard Barge Cravings Strike Twice When Two Hams Collide The Emaciated Fat Don't Look to the Eyes of an Obeast Muchos Tacos Amigos The Bigger Man The Ghost of the Butter Golem Fat New World Grub Brothers The Fallen Fatty The Thin Line Between Fat and Fit Cakemaker No More Food Bing of Death Gates Instead of Doorways Passion Whale "Tell the tale of Passion Whale" Face in the Pans Fat-Loving World This Blubber Don't Run Fatter Than a Thousand Suns Fat Pilgrim Lord of Heavy The Man Who Would Be Fat If Diet and Exercise Should Fail Speed of Ham The Big and the Fat When the Diner Sells Cheap Death or Diet Tears of a Fat Clown The Man of Gluttony Empire of the Fats