I like your comment so I’m going to bandwagon: Statistically speaking if you (1) own a car, even a shitty one, and (2) have enough money to eat yourself into obesity you are still ahead of billions of people in terms of wealth. Pushups, planks, dips and running are free, porky pie. You do not need to go to boutique fitness places and buy $300 yoga pants to be in good shape. You just don’t want to do these simple, free things because it takes away from your victim narrative.