Exactly.  And this mayo mofo is a good example of the feminizing quality of fat.  I don't think feminine qualities are a bad thing per se -- 'cause I'm the proud proprietor of a vagina and all that good feminine shizz -- but as a straight chick, yeauuuuhhh, am repelled by the soft-faced, squishy male-preggo look of this mayo as he steadily climbs up the obesity classification chart.  I'm guesstimating it's just a couple of Big Macs short of Guess the Gender status.