Whenever a sugar fiend tells me this, I always tell them that being obeast is part of their personality. They're gluttonous, can't control their impulses, have the social traits to match, and are a worse strain on tax spending than (I'm from Canada; socialist healthcare and all that) smokers and people with any other vice combined. Seriously, out of the top ten causes of death, at least 3 could be attributed to shitty diets (four, if you include certain types of cancer that are caused by consistent, prolonged over eating and malnutrition from all your food being prepared a la deep-fryer). Yes, porky: your obeastness is most-definitely part of your personality. And I don't like it.