Hammy parents at drop off Shitmommies, how the hell do you stomach drop offs in the morning, oh my lord! Today, I dropped off my shitling at daycare because I had the day off. My husband usually does it because he works from home, but I wamted to make sure the ham sub that had prolinged my son's injury had been taken care of (spoiler alert: she had.). I have never seen so much hammy behavior in one building. Toddlers were walking in with huge ass cups from Dunkin Donuts filled with an unidentifiable frozen drink in a flourescent color AND a donut. How? Why?  The kicker was when I was talking with my son's best friend's dad. His dad is a surgeon and an attractive shitlord who takes his son running. There is always a butterhuffer trying to get her claws into him. A butterhuffer heard him talking about how his son's time has improved. BH: huff puff Making your son exercise is wheeze sluuuuuurp child abuse! I would never. Dad: scans her up and down slowly I can tell.