My best shitlording moment ever Hey team, I’m mostly a lurker here, but today something happened worthy of posting. To give some very brief background, I’m quite a fit male in my mid-twenties, and run quite a bit for general fitness and cognitive improvement. Anyway, I’m going about my everyday business at university, get my meetings and everything finished, and go catch the bus home. Around halfway through my trip, some hambeast (30ish, male), with what seems like a bottle of alcohol in a bag gets on the bus and sits in the middle of the back row a few rows back from me. We carry on our way and a couple stops later, the bus picks up this Asian dude (probably around 15ish), who proceeds to sit in the back window seat beside aforementioned ham. A few stops later, the Asian dude goes to get off the bus, but the ham decides to create some controversy and literally not let the guy off the bus (absolutely no idea why, might be drunk but didn’t seem like it). He has his leg out on the seat in front of him blocking the Asian dude’s way and won’t budge when the kid asks him to move. The kid eventually has to climb over the seats in front of him to get off, and after he does so, I look around and the ham starts smiling at me, assumingly trying to get some sort of approval or a laugh from me. Instead, I just shake my head and turn around, absolutely disgusted at how someone could act like that.  We carry on for another 10 minutes or so until I come to my stop, and lo and behold, the ham is also getting off. As the bus is coming to a stop, he gets up to get off, and starts looking at me as he walks past (I’m still sitting down at this point). I look at him right back and say to his face “you need to grow the fuck up”, to which he responds with “you got a problem?!” in a rather threatening manner. Anyway, he carries on and gets off the bus, as do I, and he confronts me again when I get off with another “you got a problem?!”. He seems to be attempting to intimidate me, so I know I should vacate the vicinity ASAP. I respond with “what are you going to do, chase after me, you fat fuck?”, and immediately start running away down the street (this is in front of quite a few people waiting outside various bus stops, maybe around 40-50ish). I know this fucking ham doesn’t stand a hope in hell of chasing after me, so after maybe 15-20 metres down the street, I turn around and see him waddling (attempting to run) after me, point at him, and exclaim “look at him goooo, look at him goooo” amidst laughter and overwhelming bemusement. He looks unbelievably angry and embarrassed (not to mention out of breath and winded already), and I carry on my merry way all the way home.