Your third point is one that vexes me greatly.  Especially with the hams that try to dance and other shit.  There's no poise, grace, body control, or anything.  It looks like a truck load of tires tipping over and watching all the old tires bounce, crash, and tumble across the road.  I am a huge fan of physicality, male or female, doesn't matter.  I enjoy watching the olympics, the floor routines, the rings, hell even figure skating is impressive to me.  (ok, take my mancard).  So much strength, body control and effortless agility, it stands as a testament to years of practice, blood, sweat and tears that go into their work..... Then you have these garbage bags of bacon fat and cottage cheese tumbling recklessly across the stage like a drunken, lumbering dinosaur....