Fat cunt(almost) stole my candy bowl Oh do I have a story for you guys.  So this bowl, it is my bowl, not yours. It also so happened to be the first thing I bathed my cat in when he was a kitten. This bowl is special. BUT ALSO MINE!  So I left out candy on the porch for trick or treaters because I'm too busy to be bothered. Not an hour later do I hear a scuffle and a shit ton of banging at my door. Go down to see what's up and notice my bowl is gone, and some teens were walking away.  Yeah so naturally I walk out, barefoot might I say, and follow them. Gotta be sure because I can't just call people out without proof. Last girl (it) closest to me had my bowl and I spot it. Right as I was about to say something she states loudly "yo guys I just stole this bucket!!" At this point I'm right behind her within choking distance.  Oh you make this so easy. This fat ass had a good 200 pounds on me, not to mention she looked like a short oompa loompa. I could tell she was ugly in the face from the back.  Yours truly: YEAH I KNOW YOU JUST STOLE THAT BUCKET!  Fat ass whips around and I snatch the bowl from her hands and made the split second decision not to back hand her into Christmas.   I had homework due by midnight and couldn't afford getting arrested.  Hope she chokes on those snickers.