Yes, that's what gets me, too. You know these rides are made of metal, right, fatass? How fucking easy do you think it is to just build something out of an inflexible material that is big enough to fit you and keep you safe but also small enough to fit and keep safe a normal-sized person? Why don't you do it, then? You already know you don't fit into things designed for normal people because those things don't stretch, so why would you think it's possible to make one that will shrink? Oh, sure, that's simple. Why not just make rides out of the air-proof goo that encapsulated the crew as they flew through space in Galaxy Quest? That would work, right? The fucking intellectual vacancy and entitlement, it just boggles the mind. Giant baby is right. I watched my neighbor's toddler this morning and she was trying to fit my car key into a plastic toy lock, despite the size difference. She gave up after a few tries. She's eighteen months old. This adult pig would still be sitting there as I type, trying to make it work.