My dad the ultimate shitlord My dad is the ultimate shitlord. I have tons of stories about him shitlording everywhere we went. One sticks out the most to me though. Once when we were driving home we saw this morbidly obese woman leaning on an abandoned Lonestar Restaurant wearing a black shirt. We drove by and he rolled down the window and shouted "you look like a fucking eight ball" and continued driving. I love my dad.