Went to New Orleans with my friend and his Obeast dad... God he's embarrassing as fuck. We're still on the way back, so I'll just share one of many stories Not 5 minutes ago, we went into Taco Bell, I got a bean burrito and some water (and a cheese stick from the gas station next door) and he sees my food and says "BOY THATS WHY YOURE SO SMALL YOU DONT EAT ANYTHING". I'm 6'0" 165ish, he's the same height but double my weight. He got a #7 (that's just what he said I don't know what exactly it is, I didn't watch him eat, otherwise I'd lose my appetite), with a Doritos Locos taco, and a chicken quesadilla. With a large sweet tea.  Well, they accidentally gave him a regular taco instead of his beloved Doritos Locos taco, and he absolutely flipped his shit on the poor worker there. She was a teenager and barely speaks English and isn't even the one who works the register. Some quotes "YOU MESSED UP MY ORDER I WANT MY TACO FOR FREE AND IM EATING THIS ONE TOO". The poor girl in broken English tries to be like "for them?"  "NO! FOR ME MYSELF AND I. LISTEN!" My friend says he's pretty embarrassed but is just used to it. He's a shitlord as well.  Anyway, the moral of the story is that this is common among fat people. He acts like a fucking drug addict who couldn't get his fix. Kind of rambling now, but when fat people say stuff like he did "you don't know how to eat! "You hardly eat anything!!" I just shake my head. They don't realize I probably consume the same amount of calories a day as them, except mine are actually used in exercise and general physical activity. And my calories are coming from peanut butter, milk, etc. not Mountain Dew. update: he just said to me in the car "BOY the reason you ain't got no facial hair this trip is cause you ain't eatin!". It was a 2 day trip so we didn't bring razors. The fat must be clogging his brain, because I pretty clearly have blonde hair so my facial hair is blonde, so it's not visible unless I let it grow over a week.  update 2: he's literally trying to argue that blonde haired people don't have blonde facial hair, leg/arm hair, and pubes. Yet here I am, sitting here, clearly with blonde hair all over my arms and legs and chin (not going to show him the other place for obvious reasons but yes they are blonde too). He thinks i don't have any hair because I "don't eat much", when it's all just blonde and hard to see. I have just as much hair as him lol. I'm literally showing him my arms and legs and he's still in denial. Mental gymnastics are the only thing fats are good at.