I was a shitlady in public over the weekend! Short and sweet: I was pushing my trolley full of groceries  through a shopping centre and noticed a ham heading towards me with her greasy face stuck in her phone. I usually make no effort for people not looking where they're going and this was no exception. Sadly, fatass looked up at the last minute, gave me a disgusted look and sighed louldy as she waddled to avoid my trolley. Not being one for witty comebacks, I "mooed" at the top of my voice. I'm not usually one for public confrontations but I literally couldn't help myself apparently. Not surprisingly, lardy lumbered off without a retort.