When my fat roommate finally got what she wanted Back when I was 15, I had to attend boarding school. My roommate was an obese girl, almost 240 pounds, also 15 years old. This girl was stuffing her face 24/7, I shit you not. Even during the night, she would wake up and start eating chocolate or drink soda. It was pretty much like living with a pig, and our room was tiny. Back then I had quite a lot of medical problems, one being my blood sugar was unstable as fuck. My dad was born with diabetes, and my doctor told me I would get it too, if I didn't watch my sugar intake (not really the way it works, but I was a dumb teen, cut me some slack) Generally I didn't snack much on anything besides vegetables. My pig of a roommate didn't believe this. She thought it was something I had made up because I didn't want to share my snacks with her, and she was pretty furious about it. Her logic about this was really shitty, like because she didn't like the taster of water, she couldn't imagine anyone else would drink anything besides soda. She told me more than once, the day she found my secret stash, she would eat/drink it all, and she started going through my stuff when I wasn't in the room. About 4 months in, I had to do a project in biology about plants, but unfortunately I was pretty clueless bout how to even keep a plant alive. During the following weekend, I asked my plant-lover mom about it, and she told me I should love it, water it and give it some fertilizer. At the time, she made her own fertilizer and she told me she would pour some in a bottle and put it in my bag, then I could use it on my own plant. Sunday evening I had forgotten everything about it, and when I arrived back at the boarding school, I tossed the bag on my bed and went to the bathroom to do my business and take a shower. When I get back to my room, I found miss piggy, my lovely roommate, puking all over the floor. On the floor laid the empty soda bottle from my bag, I had forgotten all about. Turn out she had raided my bag the moment I was out of the room. When she found the soda bottle, she apparently tried to drink it, thinking it was ordinary soda I was hiding from her. Not only did she get punished because she had finally been caught stealing red-handed and had to clean up the mess herself, she was sent home shortly after, because she kept telling everyone I had tried to poison her. About a month later I asked my mom what exactly the ingredients of her fertilizer consisted of, and she told me it's was wet horse manure mixed with boiled, gemfree water. TL;DR - Greedy roommate thinks I am hiding snacks from her, and gets angry. Drinks fertilizer, because she confuses it for soda.