Two types of hams in the world The typical ham that hates its body and is helplessly addicted to food, and doesn't believe in HAES. This is most scootypuff hams at Walmart, and most hams elsewhere. The tumblr ham that tries to accept its body and posts about how much it loves itself, but is still helplessly addicted to food. It's harder to find one of these in the wild, but go online and they're everywhere.