sigh...looks like a cold war era, Minnesota "salad" (aka, the collected vomit of a dozen sick chihuahuas and 14 feral cats baked in a casserole for 45 mins). And the Jello "cheesecake" seems like a clone of a dessert my mom made in my teens. This is the food I grew up with and food I wouldn't feed to my zombified, dead corpse.