What if Pantera songs were titled by fatties? Cowboys from Hellmanns Psycho hollandaise  CemetaREEEEE Gates  The art of shredding (cheese)  Mouth for more (I can't) walk Fucking turnstiles This grub Fries  Five pizzas by phone I'm bloated Good friends and a bottle of Beetus Shedding (potato) skins Use my third helping Planet minivan  The Great southern tendiekill  13 steps (to the fridge)  Ill cast a shadow (didn't even need to modify this one!)