Injury of the century right here. UGH.  I was greeted by this when I woke up.  Dancing.  Fucking dancing, and can't walk.  Not only that, but is begging for help like a goddamn overgrown child.  Meanwhile, I tripped over my cat last night and fell down a flight of stairs.  I have a nasty ass (literally) bruise, I can hardly sit or bend over, and I just got back from my run.  Fuck fuck fuck, maybe it's just that I'm crabby in the morning, but I'm so pissed off right now. Ham in question.