Grabbing coffee when suddenly... I'm on travel, grabbing coffee to enjoy while getting some work done, and just as I'm settling into my chair to review some papers for a journal... *thump thump thump thump THUMP THUMP In thunder two fats, one is a class 1 death fat. They waddle up to the counter and order... Can you guess? Two coffee flavored milk shakes, largest size of course. When you drink 1,000kcal milkshakes for a "snack", it's no wonder you weigh three times as much as I do. Coffee shops should stop catering to subhumans.  This is a coffee shop, not a candy store you fat fucks.