This is the Relative Fat Scale: "I'm not fat" = 15 lbs overweight "I'm just curvy" = 30 lbs overweight "I'm a lil chubby" = 50lbs overweight "I'm overweight but I carry it well" = 75-80lbs "Double chins are fierce" = let's be honest you're at least 150lbs overweight "I'm obese" =??????? God is dead and we killed him