My shitlording story today Hi fellow human shaped humans!  Thank you for not being lazy gross things! So today, I went to a steak out for work.  It was just a yearly get together that we do at our company.  Well you know there is free food, so guess who definitely shows up?  You guessed it! Piggies! I'm sitting with a group and there are two planets at the same table.  (not my choice).  I ate more than normal but I still had a large salad.  Now I don't usually shame the types of food people eat.  I like fast food.  I just don't eat mountains of it at a time.  But.  There was no green on one fatties plate, and like 4 leafs on the others.  I wasn't surprised.  But then.  The one points one of her rolls at me.  Like that's it.  it had it's mouth full of food, so it didn't say anything.  I guess she noticed that I had been done eating and thought I shouldn't have stopped stuffing myself.  So shes signaling for me to take her "extra" roll by holding it toward me across the table.   I responded with  "no thank you".  it then said, "come on, you only had one plate."  Then my shitlording kicked in.  I say again, " no thank you" then add "I'm losing weight right now, and I've already had too much.". I always love the look of astonishment on a hams face when you say you're dropping weight.      It's like I asked them a riddle.  they are both confused and a bit flustered.  And that made my day.  Hope that you guys have enjoyed my story. I know it isn't much, but that's all I can do to a "coworker".