My brother's new girlfriend is ruthless He took her to dinner with the family last night. She was very polite and well mannered. After dinner we went to a candy shop. The minute she walks in, she yells in her deepest voice, "BEETUS! BEEEEETTTTUUUUSSS!!!!!" Of course all the employees were planets, you could feel the shock waves from their atomic triggering. When we get to the register, and she looks the ham cashier dead in the eye.  "Beetus."  The ham flinches, you can see the indignation sweating out of its greasy pores. Without even blinking, "Beetus. BEETUS. BEETUS!!!" Even I started to get uncomfortable. She just throws back her head and laughs like Captain Ahab, blood still dripping from her harpoon. "Beeeetus. BEEEETTUSSSSSS!" Savage, unrelenting, never breaking eye contact with the whale, she repeats it at least 20 times before the beast is done ringing us up. Genghis Khan would have been impressed by her mercilessness. She even bought a nice treat for everyone in the family, really charming & thoughtful. I told my brother she's a keeper, and he never has to worry about her getting fat.