My fiancé came home and told an amazing story of watching an obeast fall off a scootypuff at the store. So it rained today and naturally most people had umbrellas. Unfortunately for a large butter huffer at the store, its umbrella fell off its scootypuff, landing in front of it. When the oreogre leaned forward to pick it up, the back wheels of the scootypuff lifted off the ground launching the beast forward. It then attempted to support its own weight on its arms in a sort of push-up position but being too fucking fat and weak it had to literally roll over sideways to get out of the scootypuff without breaking its wrists. The butter golem then waddled back into the scooter and rode away. I was very upset there was no video and my fiancé is too, but he was too busy laughing to do anything but watch. In his words "if I had a video, I'd have won the internet."