Short & Sweet Today I had a coupon for $1.25 off some canned tea, of which there is a Splenda sweetened version and a regular version.  I happen to really like it and haven't had any for ages so I head to the soda aisle to get some.  They only have the sugary one stocked.  I voiced my discontent to my husband saying "well, they don't have the diet version so nevermind!". As I did so, a fat woman browsing whipped her head around to glare at me.  So fucking sensitive, she just HAD to see who dared utter "diet".  Husband and I shared a knowing chuckle and as I left the aisle I saw her pick up four liters of Coke.  I'm glad I could remind her she's fat because nobody else does apparently.