Chinese Buffet Overrun by Hams and Child Abuse god, I should have known it would be a mistake to go to this place. not because of the fake 'sushi,' or the cheap noodles.  no. i forgot what kind of crowd these places attract.  the lovely family behind us: the fat bitch had them eating pizza, cheesy taters, and "salad," aka sad iceberg lettuce with cheese and ranch on top.  then the fuck gives them a pile of fucking ice cream for dessert.  followed by!!! chocolate cake/brownie thing.  afterwards "mommy" and "daddy" go get another fucking plate of food (we were begging them to leave, who the fuck gets ice cream then MORE food??) and start bitching at their kids to sit still. after stuffing them full of white flour and refined sugar. pigfucker dad actually has the gall to tell his 5 year old daughter that she's "acting stupid" for being bored, fussy, and jumping around.  the fucks just shoved screens in front of the kids. so in addition to their nasty faces, we got to listen to shitty cartoon sound effects through our dinner. these kids are going to grow up fat, uncreative, and emotionally stunted. why do shitty people keep slamming their genitals together then treating the spawn like shit?? i'm not a fan of eugenics, but god damn these kids of people make me question those views.  i must be stupid, or just used to living in a college town like my last area, where the buffet is just full of football kids dirty bulking. but i will not be going back to any buffets in this area. fuck the suburbs, man.