Closet fats are a tragedy. They usually get their comeuppance for letting themselves go when their spouse cheats and gaslights their fat ass for years. There are a ton (LOL) of married whales out there being fed lies and boxes of Twinkies while their significant others are searching everywhere online or wherever the fuck looking for some action from a real person like they used to get. And of course both the fatty and the spouse will tell you they're doing great, and naturally fatty has a hundred daily Fakebook status updates trying to convince everybody life is great. Those who know are aware of what's up. There is no happy marriage with a fat fuck, only cheating and lies to throw everyone off the reality of "THIS PAIRING WAS NOT WELL THOUGHT OUT".