I took some artistic liberty to your version. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M6XN0Oi68D Trigglypuff, Trigglypuff Eats like only fatties can Gets a plate, any size It's a human garbage bag Look out!  Here comes the trigglypuff Is it strong? Listen bud, It's got LDL in the blood Standing there, out of breath Arm fat jiggling in its rush Hey, there There huffs the trigglypuff In the chill of the AC Sipping beetus in no time Like a streak of slime Walk away just in time Trigglypuff, Trigglypuff Angry neighborhood Trigglypuff Infamy	 Is now aboard Shouting is its reward To it, life is a great big hang up Be aware around its campus To watch it trigger up!