Being a server gives me a love/hate relationship with mayo monsters. So I work as a server at a steakhouse. Being in the service industry means you have to out up with a lot of bullshit and I have to hold myself back from yelling at people on a day to day basis,today took the cake though. I walk up to the table and greet a family of four and as I'm asking for their drink orders I smell something delicious,so I look over to their sloppy son and I shit you not he has a large pizza from pizza Hut and a bottle of coke. I'm used to feeding fatasses all day,but usually I make more money when one comes in to stuff their face. This kid could not be more than 10 years old and he finished the entire pizza before I could even bring out their drinks and bread. Fat kids make me more angry than anything,I really do think get it either because the parents were only small fats but their son is full on beach ball shaped,shit makes me sick.