Why obeasts are nothing but primitive animals I, a shitlord, like you reading this are a human being. Being a human is great. We are the most intelligent, for the most part, creature on earth. But you see my fellow shitlords, the obeasts are nothing but sub humans.  The reasoning is simple. What makes us human is the ability to choose and have free will. Animals run of off impulses that they can't really over-ride like we can. If I put unlimited food in front of my dog, he will eat until he throws up and then over time becomes obease and then dies from that. But human beings, not obeasts, can utilitize a tool we call a mirror to evaluate our basic health. This in turn allows us to over-ride the impulse to eat and eat and eat if we simply do not need the food. We as shitlords and shitladies can make logical decisions on food with ease. However, animals such as eat beasts, can not stop their primitive impulse to gorge. So if they can't even stop their basic instinct of eating themselves to death, what is there for me to trust that they won't stop their basic instinct of violence, greed, sloth, lazynes, and any other human instinctive trait that is negative? It's scary and that's why simply the obeasts cannot be trusted and are also on the same intelligence level as my dog.  Have a great evening!