Casino Dealerfat I'm a pit boss at my local casino. For those of you who don't go to casinos, basically I'm the asshole who stands around in a suit "supervising" the dealers for the table games (the pit.) So. there's this one particular deathfat that I work with, and when I say deathfat I literally mean this guy for sure won't be around in 5-10 years. We'll call him "Bert." He's AT LEAST 500 fucking pounds and honestly probably the most disgusting person I have ever had to be around, and this is in Canada where people aren't quite as fucking obese as they are in murica. The guy is an absolute useless waste of fucking space in more ways than I even know to begin with. So, the way it works with the dealers is that they deal for an hour, and then they get a 15 minute break. The break room is kind of on the other side of the casino from the pit, but honestly it's a pretty small casino since I'm from a city of about 100,000. Most people can make it to the pit in about a minute or less. Well, guess what happens to the fucking people who have the pleasure of being relieved off their table by Bert? They average about a 9 minute break, so these poor people lose over 1/3rd of their break because of this fat fucking lazy butterlord because he waddles so fucking slow out to the floor that it literally takes him at least 3-4x longer than anyone else. We tell him time and time again "if it's gonna take you longer to get out to the floor, then you need to leave a few minutes earlier because you're screwing everyone else over on their breaks." Guess what? He still fucking does the same bullshit because he's a fat fucking selfish piece of lard. The guy is so fucking fat that he has to literally "heave ho" himself off a fucking chair because his gut it so huge that it's difficult for him to even stand up out of a god damn chair. He's the most useless pile of shit I've ever seen in my entire life. I'm young (26) and fit, so when I deal blackjack I can hammer out like 70-80 hands per hour depending on the table, but this mayo lord can't even manage 30 per hour. I've had a lot of people come up to me saying they refuse to play at his table, saying shit like: "he pulls the cards out of the shoe and then he just sits there catching his breath for 30 seconds because somehow he's exerting himself too much? Somehow??" And for some reason management decided to teach him roulette, which is the hardest and most "labor intesive" (and I use the term loosely, because there is no actual labor involved. it's just the least lazy) game in the casino to deal next to craps (which he'll never learn.) The other day he called me over to get him a fucking paper towel to wipe the sweat off his face because he was sweating buckets dealing a roulette game to like 3 guys that I could easily do at a leisurely pace with no exertion at all, whatsoever. It's fucking ridiculous. My managers have told me "we want to get rid of his worthless fat ass" but they're scared because they don't want to seem like they're discriminating against him for being a fat fuck. Like, what? What other fucking person could get away with the kind of incompetent, lazy fucking bullshit that this fat fucking mayo barge gets away with and still keep their job? If I showed up 5 mins late from every single break and dealt HALF the motherfucking hands per hour that I'm supposed to, they'd fucking fire my ass and rightly so. Why the fuck is this okay? And the thing that triggered this is that the fatfuck claimed to have some vague "blood sugar" thing to one of the other pit bosses (because he knew if it were me I'd have actually fucking questioned him on it) and says he needs to take an extra "few mins" (which of course turned into about 20,) and then I go back to the break room and he's literally eating out of a huge bag of fucking halloween candy and then proceeds to take a handful of peanut m&ms out to the floor. I get complaints about this guy from players, from dealers, from the other pit bosses, AND from the fucking management. Literally everyone hates him, yet somehow he keeps his job. Like, what kind of a fucking society do we live in that allows this kind of fat acceptance bullshit? It fucking disgusts me. TLDR Casino deathfat is a fucking worthless fat fuck who should be fired and management wants him gone, but are scared because "society"