Piggered a gym fat Hello my beautiful Comrades.  So I was at the gym doing my own thing when I noticed a pair of small fat tweens goofing off at machines. NBD meowseph, everybody starts somewhere. After a bit, they end up next to me. I try to ignore them, but their cackling can be heard through my tunes. Not even the great Kendrick can drown out pig squeals.  I turn to them and ask them to not be so roudy, this is a gym after all. They look at me with shame and state they actually don't know what they are doing. So I could have been an ass, but I ended up spending a few minutes talking to them, explainig some basics and answering their questions. They were grateful and walked away. Thought I'd be done with that.  Not ten minutes later shamu herself taps me on the shoulder and starts spouting nonsense. Gave me no time to even remove my headphones. The convo :  Shamu: Did you tell my girls weightloss is 80% diet?! Me: Yes? They asked ma'am.  Shamu: How dare you tell young kids to diet! They don't need advice from someone so thin, You need help!  Me: Bruh, this is a gym, most people will agree with that statement. I gotta go I dipped before she could get any more words out of her mouth but fuck man, I just wanted to workout in peace.  Note to self, don't talk to kids with fat parents. I should have known.