"Slow metabolism, it sounds kind of romantic doesn't it?" Seriously? Because I have to believe that's the ONLY type of romance she's ever been exposed to. Being pursued and woo'ed by someone really attractive who finds you attractive is romantic but you've never had that because you find food sexy! "Record everything you eat for 48 hours" THERE ISN'T ENOUGH VIDEO TAPE IN THE WORLD! But you have to admit her haircut really compliments that big round fat face! (Damnit I'm fat shaming again!)