I fly out to one of our regional offices probably 2-3 times a month. The airport there is so small that the planes only seat about 20 people and I recognise all the airport staff and say hi to them and stuff. There is this one fat ass security officer who does the random screening for bomb residue and screens me every fucking time. It's like, dude, do you think I'm pulling a long con and flying clean 30 times a year for 3 years and when you finally let your guard down that's when I'm gonna blow up this tiny ass plane and kill literally tens of people on board? I dunno if he's bored, racist, stupid or all three. Probably all three.