I doubt he rode a bike.  With the traffic light delays and him being a fatass, there's no way he averaged 11 mph.  I'd bet he drove. Edit:  I mistakenly thought he went to McDonald's, but it was the Kroger.  Oops. https://www.google.com/maps/place/McDonald's/@38.9173095,-79.8445647,17.07z/data=!4m13!1m7!3m6!1s0x884a7fa0657819b3:0xd821262f3b40d357!2sBaxter+St,+Baxter,+WV+26560!3b1!8m2!3d39.540297!4d-80.141919!3m4!1s0x884ae23305594b53:0xdc0e612b163d11b8!8m2!3d38.9171532!4d-79.8443963