It's been a while! Life has been crazy with school and all that stuff going on. There is some behind the scenes stuff I'll fill you guys in on in another post. Anyway the fat fuck has been causing hell for us here. Using up all the water and eating up all the food blah blah blah. She recently started a diet to try to slim down so she can "have a chance with me". My girlfriend of course flipped and said she should diet so she doesn't die by 25. Laughs were had by the both of us and she bragged she could lose 100 pounds with this low carb diet. I made a bet saying she couldn't last 12 hours. She said she could. SHE LASTED A WHOLE 45 MINUTES. FAT FUCK WAS WOLFING DOWN CAKE BEFORE WE COULD WALK IN THERE AND DIDN'T EXPECT US TO WALK IN THERE SO SOON