If this doesn't just sum up the ridiculous mindset of fats. Her greatest fear of being too fat is not a heart attack, not diabetic gangrene, not the fact she'll need her arse wiped for her like a baby, not the fact that her flesh will be riddled with painful pressure sores. Not the fact she'll die young.  Her greatest fear is not being able make her bits feel good and tingly. Nevermind the fact that if she gains much more weight, she's not going to feel those vibrations through the all that blubber. I also love how she's already developed a plan for when she's too fat to flick the bean herself, because forget the obvious answer of putting the fork down and losing weight so she doesn't need a vib-on-a-stick.