Startled a Fatty With a Prank and Almost Got a Human Injured by The Fatty I'm probably going to get a lot of shit for this (mainly the kemonomimi furry part) but lets just say I took part in a prank with two humans and yes weird shit happens. So, the two humans for this story will be referred to as Dino Boy and Horse Girl. So here's what happened. I saw Horse Girl because she was walking around in public with a horse head mask and Dino Boy was wearing an inflatable t-rex suit. So we decided to come up with the most elaborate prank; run around in large indoor places such as malls where I am chasing Dino Boy and Horse Girl is chasing me. Part of this prank was that I had to wear my ears and tail on but because fall is coming, I decided to put on my husky ears and tail on. So, we did that in a mall and everybody was laughing their asses off as others are just going "WTF is going on?!". When we went to the food court, we passed by a hamily and scared a ham daughter so bad that she screamed and bumped into a human woman against a wall and we had to stop to make sure the human was alright. It was a very minor bump and the human survived before she walked away and glared at the ham daughter. One of us asked the ham mother to see if she's okay too and she said that she's not because she had to wait so long at a line for sandwiches and the workers straight up ignored her and humans kept cutting in front of it because she was just starting at the sandwiches. She said it took several minutes for the workers to finally realize that it wanted food but she walked away and decided to get pizza instead. So, you're not okay because people kept cutting in front of you at the lines for sandwiches that you want but you were staring at the menu until a worker finally calls for you. Yet, you don't seem bothered one but that your fatass daughter almost crushed a human up against a wall after our prank? Goodness gracious fucking fats and their foods! So later that day, Horse Girl and Dino Boy talked about pranking at a local county fair which starts in October for me to see if we could distract disgustingly fat mobility scooter-bound people while they're eating their food since we're tired how county fairs are all about the food more than about the agricultural industry. But nonetheless, it was a good day and everybody had hilarious memories. Now, back to college and job hunting stuff to leave my current one.