I opened this while waiting for my lunch order and briefly played "Who settled harder?". Came out with no answer, just like so many "guess the gender" submissions on here. The amount of time that it took to produce this retarded cosplay will eclipse how long their eventual marriage lasts before it's finalized by stroke, beetus, or a TLCfreakshow appearance. There will be no divorce with these two. They're too far gone to attract anyone even remotely human and will cling to each other like the last 2 humans left on earth after a nuclear holocaust.