i go out and shitlord at least 30 minutes a day. keeps the doctors from going cray cray. i have made it a habit to openly shitlord, and do it on a daily basis, thanks to fph. rather than getting into details of what i say,  how bout a few pointers from my travels and exploits:  and always number 1: have an exit strategy planned, and have backup strategies readily available.  like, don't lean out your car window and yell at a fatty pumping gas at a light that just turned red and you're going nowhere.  even a fatty can waddle over and fuck up your vehicle, etc.... afaik the purpose of shitlording isn't to create unneeded confrontation, the purpose of shitlording is to enact the shitlording and that's it.  for some it's to end the adipocalype, for others its just shitlording.  to each their own, but either way, have an exit strategy.  this is tough with knowns.  shitlord your mom before dinner?  expect either an awkward dinner or prepare to shitlord the entire dinner. :D  did i say have an exit strategy?  have an exit strategy.  there are plenty of good shitlording situations that go untouched because they are mentally deemed too dangerous.  on that note, if you're new to shitlording, pick your fatties wisely, start like a vidya game, and go with lvl1s and move on up over time, don't go straight for fat renegade biker gangs just yet. fuck others' opinions, stares, glares, input.  this is between the fatty and the fat.  you are merely giving a stranded former human a jump-start.  like jump starting a stranded motorist's car, you're jumpstarting their self-shame cycle so they can get the weight off, even if you're just getting your shitlord rocks off and aren't shitlording for any other purpose than for yourself.  who gives a flying fuck if some passing motorist doesn't like how you're or that you're jumpstarting the person's car?  not a shitlord, that's who. watch out for pigs.  they are also very fatty, but frankly, it's not worth the hassle.  if you can find a way to shitlord without it being known it was you, by all means.  freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences of free speech.  especially if you're in a high-tard zone such as an area frequented by sjws or HAES inhumans.  prepare your anus for heavy reaction, yelling, possible fighting, assault and battery on you, etc.  you may get shot.  this isn't a joke.  stupid people shoot people over 10 bucks.  you flip someone on the wrong day, it might become your wrong day.  cops aren't there to help you, so help yourself, follow these suggestions, and you ought be aiight.  disclaimer: i'm not responsible for your shitlording.  you are. watch out for recording devices.  on one hand, it would be awesome to have your shitsploits published, on the other hand, you might not want that.  keep your eyes open, survey the situation before going swoleballs to the wall. there are two types of shitlord situations, divided by association.  unknowns and knowns.  these produce very different opportunities to shitlord.  the unknowns are obviously people you pass by in the street, drive by on the road, see at stores, but don't know and may never see again, may see again.  the knowns range from co-workers you may not even know to close relatives....  known 'shituations,' if you will, usually produce long term deep hatred, resentment, etc... and end up making you blow all over them..  no good.  we want success in our shitlording, not success in making shitlords look bad, so with knows it's all about steady, long term, application of the shit.  don't over do it, don't prematurely eshitulate... take your time and rekindle the soul that's been crushed for so long.  unknowns are a different story.  like trying to tell a passing driver to signal appropriately in 1/5 of a second as you pass them by is tough, because you're trying to thwart a possibly life-long behavior in the shortest shitlord session imaginable, trying to shitlord a passing fat successfully requires epic one liners after quick judgement.  the short time frame makes it difficult, so it's good to have some standard lines to deliver that are legal and brutal; say them loud, throw that voice right in their fat-replaced face.   they say a healthy society heals itself.  if we do not shitlord... who will?  so suggestion seven is obvious and clear and everyone here knows this goes without saying: shitlord 'em all, shitlord 'em every day, shitlord 'em well. good shitlording, shitlords. p.s.  add to this if you want by no means is this complete.  :D ninja super edit: this post was fueled by months of shitlording without sharing. and today i had some extra special interactions with some espeshculahhy stoupid fat fucks; suffice to say, it was fucking epic..  like i commented recently, trying singing songs and replacing the words with shitlording in public.  sometimes, other shitlords will chime in.  epic shitlording can be had!  had to get it outta me