Ted Cruz is a fucking ham himself.  I don't think there is a single candidate who has an acceptable BMI.  Disgusting, our country of hams will be run by narcissist garbage bag filled with miracle whip and blended heath bars.  Each of them will spend the next 7 months showing up at ham feeding troughs, shoving shitty waffles with their hamhands into their eatholes, getting fatter and fatter, surrounded by gravy goblins ree reeing at them about their shitty lives. Its a goddamn tragedy.  We will have president scooty puff by 2024 at this pace.