Super Walmart shitlord extravaganza! Myself and Mrs. Cthulhu went to Walmart yesterday to get some specific things that we can't find anywhere else. Franks xxxtra hot sauce, a seasonal yogurt drink that my kid likes, and the like. We walked in at the exact same time as a busload of Asian high school students, dressed smartly in matching uniforms, shitlords to the man. There was about fifty. Walking in at the same time as them gave us the opportunity to see their reaction in real time, and it was breathtaking. Almost as a gift from God, the first thing we see exiting the store is a whole family of class v deathfats. The students were so taken aback by the sight of them that they gawked in utter shock and horror. And at the next five people. And that was all in the first thirty feet. We proceeded to the grocery area as the class began to diffuse into the store. We got the aforementioned items, some pickles, and a cami or two for her unholy lordship. Navigating the aisles, their shocked looks of horror had softened into an attitude of amused contempt, even going so far as taking some of the more egregious items of beetus off of the shelves, and photographing them with their phones. It was like fifty judgey little deer swarming amid a herd of cattle. It was an awesome sight to behold, and we couldn't keep from laughing the whole time. I made eye contact with one of them who didn't know that I was there a moment before, and he looked visibly relieved to be looking at a human, finally. At checkout, we noticed just how bad things have gotten there. The display was not just populated by candy and gum, but chips, dips, cookies and snack cakes. We walked out amused, but a little numb. I saw firsthand how the world sees us, and it's embarrassing. So to all you fat sacks of shit out there, thanks. Thanks for making an entire country look bad to foreign visitors. I hope you fucking die.