I open the valve, a metaphor for my mouth.  The food enters north and comes out down south.  Although it exits, I do not digest. I used to eat one meal; now all the rest.  When the pump empties, I watch chyme flow down.  The shitlords are jealous, I can feel their frown. I'm emptying my tummy so I can eat more,  I'll spend my pay dollar at the grocery store.  Foods I "can't" eat? I deleted that list,  All thanks to my brand new AspireAssist.