Stairs are Hard Walked up lighthouse stairs. Not even like an enormous lighthouse. Was fun. Easy Peasy. Walked back down. Hear from a distance puff puff. Wheeze wheeze Oh no.  Hambeast appears. Probably late 20s-early 30s at most? Has made maybe a quarter of the journey, so like, 20 stairs?  Says "Well I guess I don't need to go to the gym to get my workout today!! puff puff"  TIL a "workout" in today's world is a couple of steps.  Oh how I long for the past, when humans were normal and it was a feasible job to climb a lighthouse several times a day.