Why the fuck didn't he put his face in the snow?   Because unless it's dripping with Slurpee sludge, he's not going anywhere near it.  Not enough calories that he needs to keep from starvation mode. Why the fuck didn't he put anything on that burn?  Because that would have been a waste of delicious silver sulfadiazine.  Mmmmm.... silver sulfadiazine.... drool....