And not use fucking splenda. Fucking hell this grease fire puts a crap load of splenda in just about everything it makes. Teehee. As much as she likes to gloat about using "real" mayo in things (teehee), I'm honestly shocked she doesn't use "real" sugar in things. Shes doesn't even try. I'm a shit baker, like I won't even pretend to act like I'm good at baking things, but fuck me I could do a better job than that.