Excuuuuuuuse me, could you please move? It happened today guys, I got to shitlord IRL. I'm currently in an Asian metropolis and since I just landed yesterday, in dire need of staples. Shunning the malls because it's a Saturday, I went to a small departmental store. Now this store has everything from around the world and amazing staff but it lacks in space. The aisles are extremely narrow, but two human sized humans can squeeze through. I was picking out my stuff and this rather large humanoid in a short skirt was in the path to the refrigerator.  Now two people can fit in but she took up the whole aisle. I said rather loudly "excuse me, I need to get through"  She squinted at me and moved an inch. I said "excuse me, could you please move" again, I was very very polite. She ultimately waddled out the aisle and I got my butter and spring roll wraps. She was near the biscuits when I turned and again I was like fuck it, "excuse me there's no space"  She was mortified. She obviously thought she's a cute little girl, wearing that tight ass skirt and high heels. I think she never realised just how big she is. I'm fighting for our cause, lords and ladies.