My father's birthday,  Free Cake, Fat relatives. So it's my dad's birthday. He is kinda a big name, and he helped some bakery some time ago. As a way of expressing their love, they sent dad a huge surprise cake which was very nice of them. My mom, being the lover of family gatherings, invited everyone we knew for a little party. Some highlights: We had a fat relative who would  not stop telling everyone how lucky my dad was to get that huge cake for free. My father has a condition called Mitral Valve prolapse, where one of the valves of the heart is defunct. Another relative announced to all that it doesn't matter how many hours you throw in on the treadmill, heart diseases will get you. Fattest ham cousin tried to hit on my little sister (who is 16!!), THE CREEP. Luckily, my mom sent us to my older sister's house where we could sleep in peace. Apparently my sisters and I look like dogs. One grandma told my mom to feed me and the little sis better more cuz Men love girls who are a little fat.