Fat people and gum Seriously, what is it about them constantly needing something to use as a "Work out" for their jaw? I've been stuck on a bus for the past hour with a disgusting heaving mess sitting behind me and all I can hear is the smack smack twack and slurping of him chewing slack mouth opened as he bores over his phone. I want to strangle him more violently than the cholesterol strangling his over worked, over fed over sized heart.  Fat people shouldn't exist (I'm sure we all agree on that, besides the lurking fatties on here), but if they do have to exist and us endure them, surely they shouldn't be sold gum? It's a crime to the senses! A further affront than their appearance alone already causes.