I know, right?  Wedding dress sizes are still more or less closely linked to actual pattern sizing which does not care about your feelings.  At all.  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, with a 28” waist and a 38” bust, I’m a size 12-16, depending on what pattern company I’m looking at.  Vintage patterns, I’m an 18. This bitch is probably closer to a 24-30.