Office Ham ordered a 1,175 calorie lunch! Oh, fellow shitlords and shitladies... I'm in an all day training class and one of our office hams ordered a 510 calorie sub, 300 calorie bag of chips, and 365 calorie cookie. I'm sitting here just waiting for someone to comment on my lack of forcing the whole fucking thing into my face. The hams are taking huge ass bites of their sub, while I'm taking smaller bites. There are 12 people in here, and only 3 of us are not fat. And one of my coworkers had already been chastised for not eating much, and told that she can afford it and needs all of our pieces of bread. Jesus Christ! I'm so pissed at the moment! Fuck obeasts! I shouldn't complain about a free meal, but I sure as hell won't be eating but maybe half of it. Just waiting on one of the 9 obeasts to notice... wish me luck, guys!