Hamela royally pisses me off- one of many stories So I'm friends with this lardass (friends is a loose term she's a parasite that lives at my actual friend's house) and she has cancer which means she smokes weed and uses that to explain always eating. Anyway this Friday the thirteen my new roommate's dog ate my bird. I didn't know her dog was roaming in the house. So when it came in my new bird got startled and flew, the rest is history. So I went to my friend's house for heavy day drinking/crying and eating a few cookies that my boyfriend bought me. Que lardass finding me in this shitty state and of course this fatty is narcissistic enough to make it about her when she used to rehome parrots and two died from old age. Not comparable to actually watching a dog go on natural instinct. Then she exits to smoke pot. I come back from the store and this obeast ate 12 cookies in my fifteen pack . chips ahoy, 90 cal each. Fat bitch sobbed that she was high. Fuck you my family member died you selfish bitch. Bonus story: she tried to get away with smoking pot in the same room as one of my birds. If you don't know they have sensitive respiratory systems, cooking with Teflon could kill them in under ten minutes if they're in the same room. She assures me pot is fine because she has smoked in front of her birds before. I have so many stories of this bitch that I was holding off sharing because I thought it would be mean. Next time I'll show you a picture of her, she only does myspace angle and still looks fat. Sorry for format and grammar I'm on mobile and still pissed at her. Ps since I owned the bird only seven days the shop gave me a new one and helped me lay the other one to rest.