I kind of agree, I don't ever wear lipstick, even to formal events, because the only occasions that (imo anyway) warrant wearing lipstick, I will either be kissed at, or be drinking at, in each case meaning it'll be smudged or transferred, and require reapplying, which I just doubt have the patience for.  That said, wonks doesn't really have to worry about any of that because she doesn't go outside, so paint roller it is.