They're so clueless, they don't even know how to lie about health So my younger sister, we'll call her Abby, is one of the most athletic people I know. She plays soccer for one of the best college programs in the country (shameless bragging) and the girl is ripped. Her muscles have muscles. She plays midfield, and for those of you who aren't familiar with soccer, that position means she spends the game basically running nonstop to play offense and defense.  One of her friends has a ham of a roommate who tags along with their group and is tolerated by all of them. Of course the fat ass has to make jokes about my sister being masculine because she's toned and how no guy is going to want a girl who can bench press him. Sweet justice arrived when she tried to tell people that Abby had an eating disorder. What. What?! She is so fucking stupid when it comes to health and fitness that she can't even properly lie about it. You can't build muscle while malnourished, and since Abby spends so much time training and running, the girl is eating at all hours of the day to maintain it.  Abby's friends literally just laughed in the hammie's inflated face. They finally saw how pathetic she was and decided that they don't need some rumor-spreading, insecure little butter golem hanging around them and basically shunned her from the group. Best part? Hammie fucking blamed Abby for getting her ostracized. So stupid but so entertaining for the rest of us.