OMG I just remembered a repressed memory.  I was forced to go to Mormon church events as a kid because my dads not only Mormon but he was in the Bishopric. So I'm bored as fuck waiting for some stupid event to start and "helping out" in the kitchen. Some smallfat takes a small bite out of a cookie, like small enough to look like the cookie broke at the side, and then puts it at the bottom of the pile on the plate the cookies were being served on. I was a really small kid but this disgusted the fuck out of me so much I tattled her out on my dad. He asked her if she did what I said she did and of course she said no. I did not eat any cookies. You would think a little kid not eating chocolate chip cookies would be a good clue that maybe the pig actually did take a fucking bite out of them.