Quick Drive By Shitpost and Hammy Observations Hello shitlords and shitladies, It's been a while. Just wanted to come dump something off my chest. -I rarely log on to facebook however I have observed that there is a certain type of person that is always posting recipe after recipe after recipe on freaking FB! Why?!? Why?  Can they not just bookmark the link?  At any rate this specific group of people are always in the obeast category, without exception. I'm left  to believe that food is constantly on their minds. If they are not posting about the food they are currently eating they are posting about the food they will soon be eating or the food they plan on making in the very near future.  -Second observation: you all may remember my dealings with hammate. Yes, hammate and I are still rooming together.  (Listen, I have a good deal on a waterfront condo with pools and shit so I just ignore what I can.) Has hammate lost any weight since we last talked on FPH?   I'll give you 3 guesses and you probably only need 1. Anyway, I mentioned that I take B12 every day, especially since the days have gotten shorter...helps with seasonal moodiness and boosts metabolism. Her: oh, it boosts metabolism?  Me: yeah, so you're burning more calories. Now hammate is taking B12, double doses in the morning and at night. She figures if she takes it at bedtime it will help burn calories while she's sleeping... nevermind the stash of chocolate she snacks on that's tucked inside the nightstand.  -Every single fat/obese person I know that is constantly on a diet of some sort has a secret candy stash. Every single one. When they complain about diets not working all it is is noise like blah, blah, blah. They ALL have a stash of high calorie no nutritional value junk food that they dip into every night. ALL OF THEM.  -I also started stashing things like my peanut butter in my closet in my room. Haven't had to buy a jar in 3 months now. I'm eventually going to make room in that closet for a dorm sized fridge so I can keep other things in my room. But I did take someone else's advice on butter. I buy the boxes that are half sticks now, put half a stick in the fridge and the rest of the box in the freezer. I noticed after I started doing that it quit using my damn butter and went back to its nasty hydrogenated oil fake butter.