My Airbnb host is an epic shit lady So I'm on vacation in the Great White North for a metal festival and some snowboarding. Flying back home today, so I stayed at this house in one of the Asian sections of the city next to the airport.  We get there and the host greets us, shows us where everything is, and then notices the weird noises my SO's continuous glucose monitor makes (when his sugaz go either high or low, it gets super angry)  He tells her he has diabetes, and she looks shocked and says "but you're not fat! How do you have diabetes?" I started laughing because damn, that's so blunt that's awesome.  He explains that it's type 1, so actually genetic (muh genitiks) and she says she's never met a skinny diabetic before. Ever.  He laughs and says he has "real" diabetes since he can't just lose weight  and get rid of it. Oh man, she went into this tirade about how fat and lazy everyone is, how it's their own fault, how the Healthcare up here is getting fucked by these people AND THE BEST PART She literally said "they won't stop eating, they say it's too hard, too tempting! But the burger doesn't just jump into your mouth, just develop self control! Be a human being with responsibility!"  I honestly wanted to marry her right then. It was beautiful. I think I'm in love!  And of course she's getting a glowing review on Airbnb.