Flight canceled, can't help but be a little happy. I made a spur of the moment stupid, zero research flight purchase a few weeks ago for a flight to Vegas. It was my fault, not the vodka.  I booked on Expedia for the cheapest nonstop flight on the days I wanted. Didn't even look at the airline, which turns out is Spirit airlines. Holy shit, as bad as airlines are, this one is the icing on the cake. When I checked in, I read their happy page about why their shitty ideas are better. No reclining seats, less leg room, no free food or pretzels, no carry on or checked baggage without a fee. For fucks same they even charge for water! Anyway as I checked in I decided to look up some reviews. Leg room isn't even functional for a huma,well I figured it kind of makes it an airline fats can't fy, so it is not going to be that bad. Well I get to the airport at 3am, and the flight has been canceled. I go wait in line with all fats. Not mini moons, these were full on butter huffing obese pigs. The women behind the counter, all pigs. I got a full refund (or they said I would get one) and while the woman at the counter is doing that,my boyfriend is on the phone with me looking for other flights. I start shitlording, "oh my god sweetie, there's this butter huffer just flipping out over here, it's hilarious. Like, everyone here is fat, I can't believe it, they all chose this flight, it's so gross." The women at the counter were making faces and didn't say anything. I  switched my flight to another airline, still at the airport... Hams everywhere..