Fat 'friend' posts statuses on facebook daily about how he is now 'skinny'    long rant post with bad flow, i just had to get my anger out somehow Some background first, I met this thing in college (in the uk so at the age of 16-17) and refused to speak to it or its friends for the first term because honestly, I was disgusted. However during the second term (after christmas break) i began talking to his friends and eventually him. Please note this was a Games Design course so there were a lot of greasy gammons. I cannot stand it. Firstly the ham is not only obnoxious, it's also a compulsive liar, over the 4 years I have known it there has been at least three obvious lies during every encounter. But recently the ham has honestly become insufferable, it recently confessed to me that it struggles being alone (it's 20 years old) so recruits  a new girlfriend every few months, which i find absolutely hilarious. Long story short i came home from university for the summer ( i moved to another city in England to study education) and it wanted to meet up so I visited its house. He lived with his girlfriend at the time , this was only doable because he claims depression so gets a higher amount of student loan as well as accepting his grandma and mothers money, he hasn't worked a day in his life. She had put on at least 5 stone, it was quite the scene. Anyway ill stop waffling, I had to change universities in September of last year and study at my local university as my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer, the same university as the pig, where he studies games design. He recently claimed i was a bad friend because i would rather go for a hike on a Tuesday morning with my mother THE FAT ughhhhhhh not only does he know that my mam has cancer but he seems to think it doesn't matter and that going for a walk wont help her at all, when infact it does, it stop her feeling sick. Recently this cunt has lost some weight and has began to take the news to Facebook of all places and has began to brag about how it is no longer fat and is, in its own words 'skinny'. Not only this but it has applied to study the same course as me next year (he gave up on games design and didn't even submit his assignments) and is claiming that i only study teaching because he gave me the idea, fucking die. Here is the most recent photo comparison he uploaded: https://gyazo.com/fe934b5700765a602d6c77bdcced7633 I'm sorry but getting a hair cut and wearing a different shirt does not mean you are now skinny, fuck you cunt. Listening to him claim he is now skinny is the most aggravating shit I have ever had to deal with and having to bite my tongue so hard so I don't hurl abuse at the ham sorry for waffling on but it just made me so angry, i could have included a lot more about its compulsive lies and what it eats but i cannot be arsed