The most beautiful satire shitlording song I have ever heard. Unfortunately, it's in Tagalog (i.e. the main language of the Philippines), so you can't enjoy it to the best of its abilities :( BUT I translated it for you guys. Although, I doubt you can sing a long with it because filipino to english or english to filipino becomes really long or really short. Read through though and I hope you enjoy! SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npeQ23SwYVM Lyrics: Everything in Bold italics is the English translation **Pagbaba pa lang ng kombi tinitigan ko na  When she gets out of her Combi, I look at her Tibok ng puso ko niyayanig ng lakad nya  Every beat of my heart echoed by her footsteps Forty-six ang waist, fifty-eight ang bra Her waist is 46, her bra 58 Three hundred fifty pounds na gumigiling sa kalsada 350lbs rolling down the street Tuwing sya'y ngumingiti hirap ang facial muscles nya When she tries to smile her facial muscles strain Kahit di ko nakikita love na love ko cheek bones nya Even though I don’t see them, I love her cheek bones Tuwing syang nagdadabog, limilindol sa barangay Whenever she throws a tantrum, there’s an earthquake Pag sya'y tumatawa bilbil nya'y kumakaway When she laughs her flab shakes Binibining sexy (4x) Miss Sexy (4x) Eh ano ngayon kung mataba sya So what if she’s fat? Mas masarap daw magmahal ang babaeng lumba lumba *They say it’s harder to love a girl that’s a lumba lumba Eh ano ngayon kung mabigat sya So what if she’s heavy Imbis na tawaging baboy, porkchop, lechon baka, balyena Instead of calling her pig, porkchop, roasted pig, balyena {delicacy with pig} Since there's more of her, there's more to love (more to love) Binibining sexy (type kita) Miss Sexy (you’re my type) Binibining sexy (kahit matabang matabang mataba ka) Miss Sexy (even though you’re really really fat) Binibining sexy (love kita) Miss Sexy (I love you) Binibining sexy Miss Sexy Legs nya'y malatroso ang dating Her legs look like trunks Pamatay ng dalag pwedeng paddle sa hazing (I’m sorry I can’t translate this one) Salawal nya'y pwedeng trapal pag may libing (this too) Ano mang ang sabihin ng friends ko sa friendster No matter what my friends say on friendster Sa skwela, sa bahay, pati na sa barangay at school, at home, the whole town Wala na bang karapatang mainlove ang ubod ng taba (alright) is there no right to be in love with someone super fat? (alright) Binibining sexy (you may be fat) Miss Sexy (you may be fat) Binibining sexy (but I love you like that) Miss Sexy (but I love you like that) Binibining sexy (don't say you look like a pig) Miss Sexy (don't say you look like a pig) Binibining sexy (but I like my women really big) Miss Sexy (but I like my women really big) Matabamatabamataba...