My mom is getting a divorce and I actually couldn't be happier. Yea it'll fuck with her economy for a while considering what a douchenozzle he was but by far the best thing about this is that I don't have to go over there and see his fucking buttcrack slithering ten milesup out of his tenty lardass pants. No more bad influence over mother! It's gotten to the point where she refuses my morning Aloe Vera drinks because "it's yucky". For fucks sake, my two year old drinks it with glee and even asks for more. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU DAMMIT!