WOOOOOOOW...  That is exactly what I imagined him to look like.  Of course she slammed the door in his face after taking one look at it.  His responses to her and the way he wrote the story were so fucking cringey.  I had a lot of trouble reading it, and I actually saw it when it was first posted (not from here).  I was eating when reading this, and as soon as I saw that pic just now, I threw down my fork to type this. This is the cringiest looking dude I've ever seen.  He probably gave her a pathetic wave when she answered the door.  Dude looks like he has ZERO social skills.