Fat Parents Are The Worst So today my kids got out of school early and it is also my guy's day off I decided since it's the first day it hasn't rained in for-flipping-ever we should walk down to the park and get some epic playtime in. Now this park is one of the ones with tons of tubes and tubey slides, tons of climbing, monkey bars, all that stuff. Of course our kids want us to join in on the sliding, climbing, swinging, every damn thing.  There are a few other people with their kids, a couple single dad types, new moms with babies too small to do much with, not many doing as much as my guy and I are doing with our kids.  About a half hour in a human sized dude shows up with his son who is about the same age as my youngest, about 6, and the waddling abomination I assume is his baby mama. This thing is round as holy hell, has no neck, is fucking spackled in grotesque makeup. This fat bitch just plants her fat ass down on a bench and leaves the dude to play with their kid. Now, I'm playing with my youngest, going up and down the curly slide and the kid of the fat kinda starts following us around, asks my son if he wants to be his friend. I laugh and try to get my son to play with him, but my kid ain't having it. The dad smiles and I just do a quick smile back 'cause some things are just fucking awkward. My kid rejecting his is one of those things.  Then I look over to the bench where his birthing whale is planted, she's giving me the dirtiest fucking look, phone in fucking one hand, Flaming Hot Cheetos in the other. She'd rather eat Cheetos and fuck around on her phone than play with her own damn kid. During the whole hour and a half we were there, that cow didn't leave that bench one single time. Meanwhile her kid thinks it's amazing that I'm climbing and walking across the tubes like any able bodied human should be able to. He actually said, "Wow, that is so cool!" when I was walking across one of the tubes to meet my son on the other side to go down the curly slide for the hundredth time. His dad thought it was funny, but I just thought it was so sad. This kid's mother thing is so fat, lazy and disgusting, the kid is amazed by a normal human parent doing normal human shit with their own kid.  They ended up leaving before we did, the kid running ahead with the dad while that hambeast waddled at a snails pace behind them. It all just struck me as pathetic. Dude roped himself to an obeast and the kid basically only has one functional parent. When my guy, kids and I left the park, we were racing each other to get home. Bet the only thing that obeast races for is the door when the pizza dude shows up. Life is gonna suck for that poor kid. Edited for her pleasure: Because after thinking about it, I think the kid was amazed that another kid's mom was playing like a kid in the park with their own kid. His own mom has probably never played with him like I was playing with my son in his entire life. God damn, just making myself sadder for that fat's kid.