From the "Seriously?!?!?!?!?!" Department. I just watched a fatty "jog" to a street corner.  Stop all movement while waiting for the light,  then slowly walk through said streer,  holding up the turning traffic (which in turn held up the people driving straight after the turn light changed) while pointedly avoiding looking at the cars she was holding up.  Then continue "jogging" after she crossed.  It seriously couldn't have chosen to move it's slowest when it wasn't in the way...no it absolutely couldn't "jog" again until it didn't affect anyone around it.