Hams being hams on ferry So today I was heading back home and my dad usually drops me off at the ferry. Well, my dad and I decided to meander around the park next to the ferry terminal while we waited for the ferry. At this point the hambeast in question starts walking up the ferry ramp with rolling luggage in tow. Fast forward 4-5 minutes and I decide to head onto the ferry as well. When I'm about halfway up the ramp I notice the aforementioned ham still huffing and puffing up a little ways. Well, I, walking at a normal human speed with ~50 lb backpack and a duffel bag manage to pass her right before we get on the ferry (it only takes a minute and a half for humans to walk up).  I decide to step in front of her right before we get on and then pick up my pace so when I open the door to the ferry cabin I can pull it closed right behind me and leave her angry and cold outside (its a heavy door so hams take a while to open it). After I shut the door on her, I glance back, meet her gaze (it scowled), smirk and move on further into the ferry to have a seat for the trip. TL;DR - ham takes 3x as long to walk up a ramp compared to humans loaded down with luggage, I pass her and slam a door in her face leaving her cold and bitter outside. I can just imagine the mental ree ree reeing.