What. THE FUCK. (Toilet snacking) At the airport in Houston.  Stop by the rest room, a fat heads into a stall with a sack of chips and a coke (full sugar).  Is this beast just keeping its meal close so another cheese rapist doesn't steal its precious beetus? Nope. I heard the thing rip the bag open, the fizz of the coke being opened and then the loud crunch crunch munch crunch.  As the thing is taking a noisey gassy dump in a public restroom. Folks.  This is a new one for me. What.  THE FUCK.