I left home for two years, and my wife metamorphosed into a fat! When I was in my early twenties, I met a girl at a bar. One thing lead to another, later culminating in us dating. I was happy, me, a trust-fund brat, getting a hot chick. It was a dream. Just two years into our relationship, we got married. Later, I purchased a house from my dad's trustfund. It was amazing, for about six months.  I was in the military, so I had to go for two years.  I did my missions. I was home free in the next two years. When I went home, opened my door, to expect my hot wife. What I got was hippo greeting me at the door.  She looked to have gained two-hundred when I was gone. Her boobs were saggy, her thighs were like cottage cheese, and don't even get me started on her stomach. She had a disgusting fupa. I'm not even gonna bother with an ultimatum; she won't even look sexy again.  I'm just gonna divorce her.  Thankfully she signed a prenuptial agreement. So, thankfully, I won't lose any money in this divorce.  Am I the only soldier who has returned home, only to find their wife fat, and their sex life ruined. I don't know; what's your thoughts? On a side note, I hope Trump invades North Korea, being back in the army seems great. Now, that is!