I want to go back in time and give my middle school health teacher a medal. She had an entire unit each on nutrition and exercise, not just a quick “move sometimes and eat your veggies.” She showed us a movie on the obesity crisis and encouraged us to laugh at how bad the fatties looked. This was a private school in the early 00s so you could still get away with logic and fun. She taught us the terms “frontbutt” and “fupa,” and said if we followed what we learned about nutrition and exercise then we’d never have one. I hope she’s still out there encouraging the next generation of shitlords...