Yep, "perhaps I'll just wait for the bathroom until I get home." As if this is some sort of unusual thing to do, or some sort of onerous requirement we cruel "friends" are placing on it, rather than something most people do with no problem. I can count on my fingers the times I needed to use the bathroom while out at a restaurant, and almost all of those involved either pregnancy or serious drinking. AFAIK most normal people do not need to run for the toilet within minutes of consuming a meal, probably because most of us do not stuff ourselves to the point of exploding or (sorry) are not constantly pushing food through our digestive systems to the point of there being no respite.