A short rant (inspired by my fat fuck roommate) As some of you have probably gathered from mine and @susperiaa’s posts, we’ve been living with a fat fuck as a roommate. At this point he’s basically out of the house for the most part, but an irritating habit of hams is still biting me in the ass even while he’s gone. Why the hell can’t fat fucks grasp the concept that not everything is fucking theirs? It’s like they’re stuck at toddler stages where everything is “mine”. They don’t ask to take things, and when things are offered (either to them directly or to a larger group) they always take more than is acceptable. This rant comes out because, as the straw that breaks the camel’s back, I went to make some food the other day and decided to use one of the spices in my cupboard. I splurged on it since it’s like $7 but I figured I would go through it slowly enough it wouldn’t be a big deal. I took it out of the cupboard and there was a fucking sprinkle of spice left. This fat fuck used the entirety of this $7 spice, that wasn’t his (and may I add hidden in the back of my spice cupboard), in the span of like 2 months. Not gonna lie, I’m fucking pissed. Just because he’s destroyed his taste buds with shitty food and needs to pile spices on his food so he can pretend he’s some kind of gourmet cook when he makes his instant potatoes doesn’t mean he can use all my expensive shit. It’s a trend for this asshole to also take other people’s food if not hidden away properly and to apologize for it after.  Occasionally one of us will order a pizza, and if it isn’t hidden away somewhere this fat fuck, with no permission whatsoever will just eat it, talk to you later and just say casually “oh, I ate that by the way sorry”. Or he’ll ask to take a slice of bread or borrow some eggs (which after the first couple times we’ve learned to deny), and take all your food because he thinks he has implied permission. (e.g. asked to borrow bread from my roommate, he took 6 slices and made himself 3 sandwiches each with like half an inch of cheez whiz on them; asked to borrow eggs and used more than half the carton to make himself a snack).  And obviously this lard is not hurting for fucking food.  He's like 350lbs, I've seen him eat more in one sitting than I would in more than a day, and doesn't even have to buy his own groceries because he's still half dependent on his family in the area. He's just a greedy, inconsiderate slob who wants anything in the vicinity that he can cram into his gaping maw. And as a sidenote of irritating theft-like behaviour: we've been packing up and a lot of our kitchen utensils are packed away in a bin in the kitchen, and he's been going into it to use our shit to cook and then leaving them dirty in the sink because it's too much of a chore for him to clean things in any way, and now my other roommate @susperiaa says he's taken some of her cooking shit (like pans and crap) with him moving out Anyway, the bottom line being fat fucks again have no sense of what’s acceptable, and no concept of everything not being at their disposal for them to take even when it belongs to someone else. It’s insane how much they act like children and I’ll be glad to not have to keep my shit under lock and key so I actually get to use my things.