"I bet I look so funny huffing and puffing up this hill with a brownie" No, you fat shit, you do not look funny. You look sad and disgusting. STORY: We had a work lunch in a little cafe down a steep hill. The fatty of the group just had to grab one more treat for the walk back, eating it and tee-heeing all the way up the street.  Bitch was red-faced and talking in sharp quick spurts since she couldn't catch her breath. Sure managed to catch every last crumb of chocolate.