I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one blown away by that comment.  You need larger water slides?  Really?  I mean, those things can pass a moose down them with no problem, and yet somehow they are too small for this fatty.  "I'm tired of squeezing down the slide."  How is this even possible?  Do they have a freight elevator to the top?  Does she insist that the top of the slide be at ground level so she doesn't have to climb all those cruel stairs? Part of me wants a picture of this cow trying to made it down a slide.  But the other part of me... really doesn't want to know.