Tales Of A Dominos Shitlord Volume 2 Sup everyone. So my shift ended a half hour ago so I'm heading home but I figured I would post real quick. So in my first post I made it clear that working at Dominos(or any fast food place) was like being a drug dealer to your average fat American. Tonight in particular I remember two distinct people and their orders. So on this night I mostly worked the register as well as putting order labels on the boxes. One of the orders I took came from a REALLY fat dude. He pretty much looked exactly like this. Anywho, he ordered a large pizza with pepperoni, sausage, and jalepeno, some bread side order. He also asked for two ranch dips even though he didn't order wings. Then came in this black lady. Unsurprisingly she was overweight just like 82% of black women, smh. Now she asked if we had any deals whrre she could get pizza AND of course our stuffed cheesy bread. The only option was the $5.99 2 medium 2 topping pizzas abd of course she ordered TWO orders of stuffed cheese bread. But of course, "muh genetics." Seriously that's alot of carbs, unless this wasn't just for her.  That's really it for this one. I'm beat and really had to push it with such a short staff. Stay tuned for more!