Inhale... Exhale... Rant. You know what really gets my shitlorditis going in overdrive?  Whenever I see a picture on social media of a beautiful shitlady who lifts.  I'm talking squat booty, abs, arms, and back muscles, the whole shabangabang.  And there's always those fat, pig fuckers chiming in about "oh, poor little thing, I would hurt her if we fucked"...... N-O.  I know the beetus is effecting your brain, but let me lay some knowledge.  No, you're not hurting anyone, slapping your fat ass back and forth into a girl's back side is totally different than having some muscle, power, and torque behind your dick.  I'm going to tell you this right now, if, IF you fucked a chick who lifts SHE will be doing the fucking, I promise you.  These same lardballs are the same retards who say condoms can't fit on their dicks... Really?  Put a few drops of lube in that motherfucker and you can pull it over a 3 liter coke bottle.  Shut the fuck up, and quit giving yourself so much credit.  Your fucking delusion is blinding.  I swear, who the fuck is so stupid that they think a 250 lb food rapist is "hardy", and then thinks a chick who can deadlift 250 lbs is "tiny, and I'd hurt her"?  OH, yeah, calorie commandos.  Jesus, no, motherfucker, your fat ass isn't going to do shit to anyone but gross them out and give them PTSD.  This just makes me homicidal.  Stupidity, fuckery, and god damned stupidity.  FUCK!