you're elated cause you dodged a bullet?  shouldn't you have realized that when you were breaking up with her TWO years ago?  oh wait...she broke up with you and you've been going on her facebook and twitter for years following her every move.  and now that she's gained weight you wipe your brow and say "phew, really dodged that bullet!"  i mean who the fuck are you trying to fool?  us or yourself?