Once I was standing at a train station and some dude came up to me asked me if I'd watch his bike for a couple of minutes before the next train came in. (The platform is above the road and he wanted to go downstairs and quickly grab some food which might have taken too long carrying the bike down and back up again.) I was just like "okay" but in my head I was questioning his good sense and that was with an INAMINATE object!  For infants aren't there these?, even if it's only for a couple of minutes if I had a kid I'd strap them up, do my business and then take them back to play (can fatties wear them though? with their gut in the way?). But whiiiiine that takes effort! Don't have kids then! When I have kids I want to be the kind of mom that pisses these failures off just by existing.