The Ham and the Homeless Today I made a quick stop at the liquor store for some holiday cheer. As I approach the door i see two beggars outside the store. One was an old man, clearly cold, hungry and down on his luck. The other was a pathetic ham, oozing all over the sidewalk with an iphone in one hand and a smoke in the other. I made sure to break an extra bill for the old man. As I walk by the ham he asks me if i have anything for him. I said sure. Get off your ass lose some fucking weight and get a job. You're fucking pathetic. Merry Christmas Shitlords and Shitladies