Shit lording simply by existing is the best. I am part of a social group that has several large fatties including two that apparently have a crush on me... ewwwwwww. I always make a point to order extra courses, multiple deserts and plenty of alcohol and tell people "Oh, I just eat whatever I want and never get fat"  Having to work out extra and reduce calories for the next three days is totally worth it to see the triggered looks on their fat disgusting faces. ...and yes, I am perfectly aware that I am an asshole :-)