New Name for the Lard Scarfers I was in my gym today when there was a rare occurrence, an obeast came in and was "working out," of course in fucking leggings. As I stared in disgust at her, a thought came to my mind. We here always say that their bodies look like cottage cheese, and this one did, especially her legs, oozing out of the leggings. So, wouldn't an "accepting and tolerant" (/s)  method of labeling them be calling them cottage-cheese kin, or cottage-kin for short? It seems being fat often goes hand in hand with identifying as a wolf or some other weird shit. Also, their adipose literally looks like it. Maybe they wouldn't even realize we were making fun of them at first. Wouldn't it be funny if they ended up embracing it, like #pizzasisters4lyfe? Fuck, they disgust me but the names we come up for them are hilarious.