As a proud FLUFFY BIG and BEAUTIFUL moderator from /v/fatpeoplesafeplace (35 users strong) and /v/skinnypeoplehatred (3 users strong) You guys disgust me. 504 Pounds is beautiful! :D @patriot_biz and I's bodies are hot and sexy! At the latest SBBH meetup we invited me, patriot_biz,     @lordbeatlejuicethe1, rapedbyanape, and yurisrevenge (SPECIAL GUEST @BUTTHOLE__EMPRESS)) to go to the chinese buffet. We had so much pie it was amazing  the chinese kind of pie. Think it was a seaweed flavor?    The four of us pigged out on very many other sweet confections. After we got banned from the Chinese Buffet on the bad side of New York City for staying too long we decided to make our rounds to the ice cream shoppe. Now I mean they had the best chocolate cream cheese custard. I wish I could share it with all of FPH. Don't worry, it's only five hundred calories so you can have a little and stay a skinny! :D The problem was that right before we were going to part ways, lordbeatlejuicethe1's blood sugar was 315! The five of us fat asses had to rush into the Emergency Room as we had to deal with the trauma of lordbeatlejuicethe1 going into a diabetic shock. Should he loose ten or twenty pounds? I don't know but, this was a shock for all of us and lordbeatlejuicethe1 couldn't be on /v/anonsextalk for 5 WHOLE DAYS. Anyway in his absense patriot_biz and I were planning something very important.        We decided to crush @heygeorge and @HomerSimpson with our big and beautiful five hundred pound bodies.     I heard, that HOMERSIMPSON WEIGHS LESS THAN HEYGEORGE. GAS ALL OF THE SKINNIES.