For most able humans, running 5k is NOT an accomplishment. 5k is easy to me, and I fucking hate running. Cycling and lifting are more my thing. I like running to the Zombies Run app, because you get to sprint away from zombies during your run! It makes running so much more fun! Anyways, these fatties ruin 'races' for everyone. I've seen them dress up in tutus and silly hats and scarves. 5k R A C E S are not social events you fat fucks.