My stupid fat fucking boss [rant] I fucking hate my weekend job because my fat fucking boss is lazy and stupid. Luckily I'm leaving soon and have no desire to EVER fucking return to retail. Fats ruin everything. Here's the highlights of my last few months working there. I work in a bakery. 1) I give Fat Boss my holiday requests. He shoves it in his jacket and gets left there for OVER 2 MONTHS! When I ask about it he dodges the issue. I work 7 days a week, you wanker. I'm legally entitled to holiday so fucking give me some. He rejects everything I ask for and if it wasn't for my weekday job bosses doing their jobs I wouldn't have had ANY days off in....oh 9 whole fucking weeks. Thanks, you fat sack of shit. 2) The department is always a mess and behind on paperwork. My boss had HALF the department taken off him and he STILL can't cope. It's not that hard! Way to lose the respect of everyone in the building. Yeah let's just leave random food on the floor, that won't get us fired. 3) My co-workers and I always run the department better when Fat Boss isn't there. When he is in and it's in a bad state he avoids trying to organise people to get the work done so guess who has to rally the troops? Yeah, me. 4) Oh and aside from not giving me holiday, he's now complaining the department is over budget each week because no one is on holiday. How does that even work? So his solution? He decides to not pay me the overtime I worked in the hope that I won't notice! I've gone to HR but hello small claims court action, here I come. Wanker. He asked me to do the overtime and I like to hang out with the guys in the mornings so yeah I'll do it even though I'm doing 52 hours a week minimum already. So not paying me what I'm owed ain't fucking happening. He acts like he doesn't know why I wasn't paid but the department managers review and approve the hours worked by everyone so I KNOW it was him. 5) the break room is heaving with fats eating all sorts of shit, talking shit and watching shit on TV. There's one skinny guy reading a book, I love him. He keeps me sane. 6) all the hot guys have left to go somewhere better so I'm left with the fat/shit ones. Great.  7) Oh my favourite! All the FAT, DISGUSTING BLOBS OF FLESH that waddle up to the cake counter for a treat, teefuckinghee. "Mom you bought one slice of cake so you have to buy the whole thing", "you have to treat yourself", "sigh, how are you sooo skinny!", "I'll have that, that, that and THAT!", "teehee this is my breakfast!". One fat bitch even patted her fat gunt while smiling at me. I assume where she thinks her stomach is? I can't tell, too much fat in the way. "I don't care about calories LOL!". UGH, DIE ALREADY!  8) I was having some nice banter with the only hot baker in the department, seeing who was taller. My fat potato faced boss comes over right up to me and goes "I'M taller" with a stupid grin on his face. EW! 9) Fat boss makes "cream on your baps, ladies" kind of jokes all the time. Or another fat will say "wait until you get home to cover yourself in chocolate". Fat boss even fingers the bread dough for laughs. Probably reminds him of his fat girlfriend. She's only 19 and she's fat. She looks at me in fear because I'm human and look younger than her despite being 7 years older.  10) HR are shit. I go in early to talk to them and I get there about 2:15pm. THEY'RE STILL FEEDING! Why does the entire department of 3 people have it's break at the same time on a Saturday when most of the shop's staff are in AND takes so fucking long! The fattest was sweating eating an orange. Gross. I can't wait to leave. Fat Boss has caused me so much stress and uncertainty from the start. Like when do I get time off to see my friends and family? I should have told the managers above him he was looking for another job when I had the chance. If you fuck me around then you can't trust me, moron.