But Mrs Barney found a two- year-old doctor’s note which claimed Sophie was ‘drinking two bottles of wine a day’. In fact, Sophie had told the Sudanese doctor that the medication she was taking made her feel as though she had drunk two bottles of wine.  Can confirm, stupid fat government women are like this.  When I was in high school, I was riding home with my dad, had an extremely heated argument, hit him, and was ejected from the car.  The dumb old bat at school turned it around into "my dad hit me."