A Spa Story Dear FPH friends, let me regale you with a story of my past week.  You see, I was on vacation at a resort spa just north of Toronto.  Yes folks this place has massages, saunas, hot pools, cold pools, the works...I took my wife (who im working on converting to being a shitlady and is thin herself).. We arrived and it is a tranquil setting...soft music playing, a warm sunny day, lots of trees....told there is a 1 hour wait..no biggie we walk around the grounds and take a seat and watch the ponds...then we get called to go in...its like an upper class gym....everyone has their own locker and towels are provided...for the most part people are showering before they go out to the pools (like you should).  This is an adults only location by the way so at least there were no children...ages 19+ only. We arrive and see an assortment of fitness levels...some dad bods, but nothing too crazy,  lean fit people and everything in between.  That is, until we meet these three..... Enter, the latina hippos.....these three ladies were by far the largest women ive come across in quite a while.  I felt pity for their poor swimsuits.  Something of note about this spa...there is NO talking..if you talk you get a dirty look..if you keep talking you get booted out..... I entered a hot pool of about 40C and started relaxing, until...the latina hippos hopped in and my face must have shown my shock as the water level actually rose as these 350+ pound behemoths got into the hot pool (its the size of a hotel pool).  I was at the opposite end and couldnt really see them with the treeline and such so  i just tuned them out...until..they started talking....they started rapid fire spanglish like some jersey shores trash off tv to each other....i gave them a look..they did a fat giggle on how they re supposed to be quiet...within 30 seconds they resumed their gossiping and talking...until....wonder woman herself told them to shut up... this shitlady in her mid to late 30s...thank you so much...tall, lean and rocking a bikini, she walked down to the waters edge where they were nearer to her and told them to shut up or leave....the injured hippos quickly finished rolling in the mud and went to the cool water pool ..where they started talking again and an employee told them to leave...at 50$ per person and being wasted..i enjoyed the sight...thank you shitlady and employee.