KFC sighting Today whilst traveling in a small town in the middle nowhere I witnessed two whales driving a beat up Chevy Malibu. Being a small town, the only restaurant where we could stop and continue on our way was KFC and boy was that a mistake.   Just after parking, we saw two whales waddled out of the door to their old Chevy Malibu, one obviously the father and the other the son.  Both of them were carrying large drinks and a family bucket.  They were absolutely MASSIVE.  When they got in their Malibu the car literally sagged until the wheels nearly touched the hub, with one side noticeably lower where the larger one was. How the hell do you almost buck a car's suspension just by sitting in it? It blows my mind how their knees haven't given up yet.