I was at a Halloween party this weekend and saw a ham alone in a corner eating mini cupcakes It looked like something out of a sitcom. Everybody is having fun, a crazy amount of cuties and she's literally the biggest one there. Sitting in the corner going to town on these mini cupcakes. At one point in the night she had me pinned and was talking to me with her mouth full. I got a close up view of her nasty face eating. It was actually pretty interesting in a terrifying way. We've all examined our shit in the toilet bowl at one point in our lives, it felt a lot like that.