Short and sweet - a jogging story On my first run after being sick today, I top a hill and see a hilarious, yet disgusting, sight. A short fat, that looked something like this. It was wearing leggings 2-3 sizes too small and a shirt that said "Will Exercise For Cupcakes", which was actually this shirt. I apparently made a bad face, then started laughing (because let's face it, that fat had never exercised in its life and  just because it was walking doesn't constitute exercise). It saw all of these emotions cross my face and started yelling something, which I could barely hear over my excellent play list. The only two words I made out were "Anorexic bitch".  There's no happy ending to this story other than getting to laugh at a fat, which I did. I would recommend it, honestly, as it has made my day better and hopefully theirs worse.  PS Anyone have any playlist recs? Mine is great but I like variety.