deleted by user http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/dog-sex-defendant-jailed-675910 Short version: 18yo ham who is already rekt4lyfe by fat makes sex vids of its pitbull licking its hammy vagoo, gets caught. Court ordered to have no contact with animals, it gets re-arrested when it goes back home to live with the dog and a cat because nobody else will allow it under their roof (and rightly so).