Account Deleted By User So I was getting groceries today and grabbed a few things, go to join the queue, and I find myself standing directly behind a ham, which was literally holding nothing but 8 boxes of cakes. That's it. It didn't even grab a basket, since the need for sugahs was too great.  https://imgoat.com/uploads/4da3b7fbbc/4204.JPG It stood gasping for breath, stinking of decayed food, straining at having had to stand up for 7-9 minutes. Then it takes the boxes, throws them all on the packing area and says - "Scan those I'm going back for more" Fucking hell, that's about 8000 calories right there fatty how many more do you need?  It then pushes past me, grabs 4 more boxes (making a fucking mess like the pig it is), then says "Move!" as it pushes back past me. It was so comical, this rotund ham literally abandoned social convention just for sugahs.  Fucking hog started unpacking and eating them on the way out too.  Guess the 30 second wait to save at least a fragment of dignity didn't cross its mind. Because nothing crosses its mind unless it's deep fried and covered in butter.