I am going to attempt to report it, however we don't have an HR department. I'd literally be looking my boss in the face and saying "the office sow shit her pants yesterday." And I am pretty sure I will look like a huge asshole, because everyone feels sorry for this ham and her obvious lack of any self respect, and I'm sure they will find me a huge bitch for pointing out that an innocent coworker had an "accident".  I'm realizing now that when in my interview I was asked how I got along with others/handled conflict that the only possible conflict anyone could have would be with this worthless sack of diarrhea.  Long story short, I am hoping to move back to my old desk pronto. She's hasn't spoken to me all morning and I'm hoping it stays that way.