THIS so much!  i fucked up my ankle on vacation in mexico (I'm a scandi) and i tried to use the beetus-mobile at a store since i literally couldn't walk for 3 days.  The most humiliating experience in my adult life.  i gave up buying stuff, delivered it back, and limped around on one leg instead.  how can someone surrender their pride like that?  it even made the reverse sound trucks use, at the same loudness! (some shitlord engineer must have put that in.) I know a lumpy that was into the whole derby thing, but she didn't make the cut as there was some sort of course she had to complete to even apply to join the team. she ended up being a photographer.  she is a good photographer, but she could also have used the exercise. also: HOLY FUCK MEXICANS ARE FAT. (first time in the Americas)