Family feud w/ the christmas ham and maybe a visit from DFACS tomorrow (LONG)(, I just want to say before I start this that I have a hard time writing and typing, but this is gold and I really want to share it with you guys. I dont want pity I just wanted to give you a heads up so I dont get shit on if I completely butcher telling the story.  We are at the table and my cousin's wife who is probably 5' and weighs 300lbs started asking questions about our home life. I'm not sure why but she's always been competitive with me. My cousin ate his plate while standing in the kitchen because "he had been sitting all day", but I think it is so he didnt have to be near her. She ballooned after they had their daughter and I cant wait for him to leave her. I'm almost afraid he is staying for his daughter. He travels for work so I'm not certain he would get custody. It is a very sad situation.  Piggy sells weight loss wraps and stays home yet she still looks like a basketball.   Anyway at dinner she asked if I've ever thought about trying to help provide for my family while also staying at home. I said I've considered taking online courses, but not working because my husband and I agreed that I would take 5 years off for me to focus on our son. I can tell she is on her high horse and starts talking about how great it feels to make her own money while also staying at home. I told her while we weren't rich by any means we were fine financially. I changed the conversation and started speaking to my mother about a book we are both listening to. We are in a book club together where we listen to books on Audible instead of reading them. Well piggy chimes in and says "doesnt that take the fun out of it? I mean you're supposed to be able to curl up with the book and really get lost in words".  I cant read a book as well as I can listen to one again due to the problem I have. She doesnt know this though, so I tell her that I listen while I'm doing house chores and I basically forget I'm even doing anything because I get caught up in the book which is still true. She scrunched up her nose at the notion and shoves another spoonful of food in her gobbler. Well I start talking to my mother again this time about taking my son to the library for baby bookworm classes and her fatass chimes in again "my daughter hates being read to. I think she's advanced and just needs more stimulus. The libraries around dont really offer anything like that though.". My mother and I just kind of listened to her and then went back to talking like piggy never said anything. A few minutes goes by and my mother asked if I was still taking classes at the gym and I told her I stopped back in November because of all the people about to flood the gyms and instead my son and I have done a few mile hikes around the area. I happily told my mom that I think letting my son (who is one) try to walk the trail himself most of the time has really helped him gain better balance.  Guess who chimes in again? Fucking piggy. She says "It has been really cold and making him hike at one is a little extreme. I'm not sure that is good for him.". At this point I had had enough so I just responded with "constantly putting your child in front of a screen and feeding her whatever is easiest isnt good for children yet you do it. My son has all the appropriate gear and the coldest it has been is 42 degrees. Parents act like kids will freeze to death when its 60 degrees outside with a slight breeze. I'm teaching my son to enjoy mother nature every day no matter what she has to offer, not just the days where it is 75 degrees and sunny. He loves exploring and feeling the different textures around him. He knows how to sign "cold" (use ASL) to tell me if he is or isnt. Is there anything else you would like to judge me for?" Piggy starts trying to say something but at this point my ShitLady grandmother had heard everything and decided to put her guest in her place "you don't have any room to talk and your fatass is not going to scold my granddaughter in my house. I saw your house last week and that was the biggest mess I've seen since the tornados hit here. You do nothing but sit on your fatass all day and play on your phone. You wanna talk about providing for your family insert scoff you should be ashamed. I dont know how you were lucky enough to marry my grandson but you need to pick yourself up and act like somebody.". Piggy then tried to back track and of course used the only ammo she had and started crying because my grandmother called her fat. She went to one of the bathrooms and loudly cried. Then she went and sat in the car for the remainder of the evening. I'm currently being called an abusive mother and mom shamer by her fat friends on Facebook because of course she has to talk about how she was victimized. They're telling her to report me and also demonizing her husband because he told her to take it down. He has messaged me apologizing a million times. I told him I was honestly ok and I don't care, but that I hope he finds better and that we all love him. My parents and grandparents are pretty upset even a little at him but all I can do is laugh because I think she honestly gets how shitty of a human being and mom she is because I could see it in her eyes right as my grandmother finished scolding her. I do feel bad for kind of ruining Christmas but hopefully our family will have one less fatass around.   Tomorrow I'll go through all the whales that commented on her post and see if there's anything worthy of sharing with you guys ha.