I heard the biggest load of fat logic garbage today This came from one of our techs at work (hospital). I'd say he's a smaller gas planet. He's been telling everyone he wants to lose 40lbs. Easy to lose over a period of about 6 months with diet and exercise. But no...oh no. I overhear the following bullshit fat logic between the butter huffer and another human employee: Ham: "ugh, these breakfast tacos are so good!"  Human: "I know, right? The caf makes the best tacos. So, how is that diet going?"  Ham: "oh, I'm not doing that anymore. I actually decided I'm going to gain 80 lbs"  Human: "WHAT?? What the hell? Why? I thought you wanted to lose weight for summer"  Ham: "Well, I decided it would be easier to just get gastric bypass so I made an appointment with this weight loss surgeon but he said I'm not big enough. I'd have to be at least 80 lbs more overweight to qualify"  Human: "so you're gaining twice the amount of weight you wanted to lose...to get weight loss surgery?"  Ham: "yep! :D"  Me: (I had to) "but you realize you could lose 40 or more pounds in the same amount of time it would take you to gain 80 pounds to get the surgery?  I mean your plan doesn't make sense. Because you're essentially going to have to lose 120 lbs just because you refuse to lose 40 lbs the natural way"  Ham: "it's just easier this way though"  Me: "no...actually it's not. Major surgery isn't easy. You realize at some point you're going to have to cut down what you eat. You can't just eat whatever after that surgery. No sugar, low carbs, no alcohol"  Ham: ".....Well this is just what I think is best for me"  Human: "lol here you can have my other taco" I mean seriously what the actual fuck??!