Fatties getting their comeuppance My fellow shitizens, I fear for those of you who are forced by poor circumstances to co-habitate with a butterhuffer, or be in prolonged contact with them in paces such as work or school. I have heard so many stories about the shit you go through and it makes me wonder how many ways exists that fatties who become abusive, dependant, or cruel to you (as we all know they so often do when the beetus jiggles with jealousy) may be put in their place. I once read a story about a girl who baked a chocolate laxative cake, then told the roommate fatty NOT TO EAT IT under ANY circumstances. Of course, the gravyslave had to feed the beetus and stole the cake as it so often stole other food from the girl, quickly having their guts punished for their crime. I liked this story, because not only was the girl covering her ass from legal penalty by not drugging the fatty but instead expressly informing it to not eat it, but it worked so fucking well. I wonder, what other ways did you use, or have heard of, to punish fatties for their thieving entitlement or abuse, which is not only hilariously effective but also completely legal leaving you invulnerable so you can't be sued or arrested? Any thoughts or experiences to share? A second thought I had was basically a 4-chan vs apple user style attack in which shitizens pose as buttergolems claiming that some ridiculous antic caused them to lose weight when in reality it would fuck a Dumbo-sized dumbo up. Like "microwaving your iphone recharges it" only more along the lines of "I swallowed 6 tapeworms and lost all this weight" or "my ghost pepper diet made me sweat off 50lbs in two weeks!" Stuff that again, couldn't harm you in the process due to it being 100% the fatty's fault.