Are you actually Scottish though? I lived in Scotland for the best part of the decade and it's rammed with fatties. All over the place. They comfort eat because they're still butthurt about things, be it bannockburn, 2014 or whatever else ThenScotsman newspaper tells the to be sad about that week. I lived in Scotland for years. Had a relationship with an actual Scot so I've had more Scottish DNA in me than the vast majority of these "I'm 1/32nd Scotsh!!" fuckwits we'd see traipsing about, spooging their pants at everything.