Triggered fatties by eating So first off, during the winter I usually try to gain about 10lbs that goes away by April.(rarely do I ever get to that amount) Always have, it's nice to have a little extra insulation during the coldest months because low blood pressure blahblahblah. BMI never goes above 23 because I'm tall and 10 lbs doesn't look like much on me with the weightlifting muscle underneath (nurse, moving lazy fat "sick" people made me start lifting to try and save my back, but we got those hoyer lifts that I now love making fatties feel like farm animals by using. ) Anyway this leads to me eating a lot of food for about a month (this month actually) where I just don't count calories and shudder eat instinctively. (Fats have ruined this concept for me) I still eat mostly healthy because it's cheaper, but if the hospital hams bring in doughnuts, hey why not have one or two? This usually brings up comments from said hams about how I'm soooo lucky to have the genetics that I do.. ya know, all the usual ham BS. It is so satisfying to watch their little piggy faces drop when I explain I'm purposefully gaining weight for the winter, and that it'll be gone and I'll have my abs back by April. "How do you do it supersecretgf?" "It's all about what you eat, two doughnuts a day extra is enough to put 10 lbs on me and keep it there." Cue muh cundishuns (btw these are all nurses,techs, etc. and in response to the guy with the chest tubes, I am so sorry you got treated like that but hammy nurses DO get the worst reviews, and are the worst nurses. Managers take paitent reviews into consideration (at least here) when we get raises / bonuses/ ratings every year) Come march I'll start watching my calories again and I'll be back to my old self by April.  TLDR: fatties don't understand calories in calories out and are amazed at someone gaining weight on purpose to stay warm even though that's one of the reasons we evolved fat cells.