Ugh that's true. I hate how fats do that.  My dad: "So shitlord what did you do today?" Me: "I went to the campus gym and ran for an hour on the treadmill. 28 minutes at 4.5 mph, 2 at 4.7 mph, and 30 at 5 mph. Then a 5 minute cool-off at 4 mph. I ran 5.1 miles and burnt like 613 calories." My dad: "That's excellent!"  Idk if the fatass was my age. You can never tell with fats. Fat dad: "What did you do today son?" Fatass: "I went to the gym for an hour." Fat dad: "That's excellent!"