Bloat beast tries to lecture me on a healthy diet I'm currently on rotation, and the current site has this fat bitch that always has her snout in other people's business.  This Oreo ogre claims to eat healthy despite the fact that she weighs at least 400 pounds, has rolls on the back of her neck and clear acanthosis nigricans.  She eats pizza at work at least 3-4 times a week, and we're talking about a whole pizza in each sitting, not one or two slices. I'm so busy working that I almost never get a lunch break, so a bottle of soda follows me around instead, usually hidden inside my white coat to keep it out of the way.  That's my only source of calories for each 10-12 hour shift.  Since my BMI has recently dropped to just barely over 18, I'm not overly worried about a single soda, especially since it's replacing a meal.  I know it's not healthy, but it's temporary until my next rotation where hopefully I'll be given a long enough break to actually have access to real food. Enter the know-it-all grease guzzler.  She spotted my 5 second break to take a quick swallow and started going off on how high fructose corn syrup is bad for your health and how it has been known to cause Alzheimer's.  After seeing how she stuffed her maw every day combined with her overall laziness, I decided to rip her little statement apart by laying some truth on her fat ass.  I informed her quite clearly (and loudly) that high fructose corn syrup was associated with insulin resistance when consumed in excess, and that it was insulin resistance that's associated with the formation of beta amyloid plaques that leads to Alzheimer's. She just muttered a soft "oh" and waddled away.  Now the pork pirate can wallow in the knowledge that she's the one at risk for Alzheimer's since she clearly has diabetes despite her claims otherwise. TLDR: Obeast tries to lecture a shitlady health professional and gets a huge serving of reality.