If an entitled landwhale can't ride the bus, NO ONE CAN I tried to post this last night but it didn't work for some reason, so here it is now! Ohhhh lord. My commute home did not need to be this crazy.  I was waiting for my bus home from work at 11:30 this evening and I spy this obeast (i'll call her Landwhale for the rest of the story) with a stroller and shopping bags. The bus arrives, and I had my headphones on so I'm not exactly sure what was said, but I think the bus driver told her she needs to fold up her stroller to bring it onto the bus, because, you know, that's the rule. Landwhale is obviously much more important than any of us realize, so she throws a fit. I mean a literal fit, like she's screaming, about how she's never had to fold her stroller before and how she can't take her precious sleeping three year old out of the stroller and how no one is there to help her, blah blah blah. Another fat, I'll call her Hambeast, rushes to her defense (I don't know if they knew each other or it was just fat solidarity) and they both start screaming and insulting the bus driver. He's having none of it and all of us other passengers are just like, "please get on." Finally Landwhale concedes and she and Hambeast get her stroller and the rest of her stuff onto the bus. They're still yelling about the injustice of it all and the bus driver says he's going to take the bus out of service if they don't shut up. They don't shut up and he gets on the phone with his supervisor to take the bus out of service. They start screaming even louder about how terrible a person he is and LOOK WHAT HE DID HE'S INCONVENIENCING ALL THESE PEOPLE etc. etc. etc. (Really? This was his fault?) I was going to just give up and get on the next bus but then I heard Landwhale say "I'M NOT THE TYPE TO INCONVENIENCE PEOPLE!" and I feel the need to step in. I say, "Excuse me? What are you doing now?" Hambeast gets all offended and demands an explanation so I elaborate, "She said she doesn't inconvenience people when she's delaying all of us because she didn't want to fold her stroller?" Hambeast reminds me she has her sleeping child with her so I respond with "WELL HE SHOULDN'T BE OUT AT 11:30 AT NIGHT, HE'S THREE!" People already on the bus started laughing and I think someone applauded. Landwhale, of course, says nothing, but Hambeast starts calling me all kinds of names, so I tell her I'd been at work all day, just want to go home, blow me and what not. Thankfully at that point the bus driver gets the OK to put the bus back in service so he starts it up and we head on our way. This nice lady in scrubs starts berating Landwhale in my stead, and when she finally got off people cheered. Crazy.