I found a new way to torture fats Masks are required where I live unless you have a medical reason for not wearing one.  I refuse to wear one because I've already had Covid, so I know for a fact I don't have it now and can't spread it.  If anyone decides to give me shit over it, I actually do have medical justification for not wearing it, so they can't do anything to me.  Besides, for healthy people Covid is basically just a cold. People with health problems are susceptible to every disease known to man, so this really isn't anything new.  Pork pirates seem to know they're at risk and are freaking out rather nicely. I had fun shopping a few days ago because of the mask rule. The grease guzzlers are are all petrified of anyone not wearing a mask and they scatter like roaches if they see an uncovered face.  Here's where the fun starts. I went straight to the junk food aisle in the grocery store and watched the fatties run away from me for not wearing a mask. I took my sweet time looking around on that aisle while the obeasts hovered nearby, desperately wanting to get back to buying their precious Beetus but unable to get close to it. I made them stand there squirming for at least five minutes while they shifted back and forth on their abused, rotting legs, unable to leave without a cartload of the chips and cookies they so desperately needed to avoid starvation mode.  I finally left because I had a new target.  The candy aisle!  I got to start over and do it again. It was even funnier because the actual humans in the grocery store didn't even give me a second look. They just walked by me like normal.