I would love to get a tattoo. I have the design in my head. Alas, I have rabid skin allergies and dyes are top of the list. I'm afraid to even try. I know I can get a spot test done, but, the way my skin reacts over time to any topical dyes.....too risky and I'm too likely to have a scar, even from a spot test. First world problem, I guess.  Meh, at least I'm not fat.