Fatty job applicant: Fatplicant??? Hello Shitland!  I hope everyone enjoyed their weekends. Let's get to it.  I'm trying to fill an opening at my company and I get the jackpot of applicants : stacked military record, clean dd214, even submitted pt score and height weight data from when he excited the army 4 months prior.  290 pt score  (out of 300 points. ) body fat 18%. Ranger battalion shadow sniper squad spotter. Jack. Pot. So needless to say I'm excited for the interview! I have him brought in, my heart sinks, somehow in 4 months... he packed on a whopping 50 pounds of pure melted butter... I checked his stuff, he WAS the real deal, he didn't lie about any of it. How do you let yourself go so bad so fast then apply at a company that needs military prowess?!?! How!? I was cordial, polite, professional. We finished, I said we'd be in touch. I called the other owners in who had interviewed other candidates. I was out voted. Fatty starts next week ...