There's one near me talking about working with cows.... I'm sitting at my tattoo shop. My best friend works here, as well as my artist, so I hang out here a lot. So we're sitting here, eating dinner and this girl comes in for a tattoo. Right behind her waddles in her friend. Holy shit. They sit down and the fattie takes up most of one of the waiting couches. I feel bad for the couch. So, fattie strikes up a convo with the artist about touching up a mermaid tattoo she has. The tattoo is 3 years old and already looks faded as shit. My first one is 3 years old and still looks amazing, so she probably takes shitty care of it, like she does the rest of her body. Then she starts talking about how she's a huge swimmer and wants to join the navy in whatever aquatic animal job they have (is this a thing?). She says she's in school here, in animal and poultry science, which is a rather popular major here, but that she's doing it so she gets experience working with big animals. I did all I could to not bust out laughing, while cow jokes roll through my head and my friend gives me "don't you fucking dare" death stares. I'll try to snap a pic. And obligatory sorry for errors due to mobile. Edit: pic. She couldn't even stay standing while her friend got paid up. http://i.imgur.com/gCxp68Ih.jpg