Lazy bitch manager. My manager has been the laziest piece of shit for the past 2 years. Shes about 5'2 and like 200 pounds. Here is some background info. She was married to my boss around 30 years ago and they split and she remarried about 20 years ago and she's been my boss's left hand man since then. Anyway my manager used to come in 3 days a week (MWF) but then she started making excuses which dropped the days she'd come in from 3 to 2(MF). After a couple weeks she started being a no show on both days and has come in about 5 times this year(and out of those 5 times she came in 3 times because we celebrated birthdays (more on this later)) . She would call in and make the stupidest excuses like "My water heater broke so I can't possibly come in (shower with cold water duh)" or like yesterday she said she couldn't come in bc she had to book some flight and today she called and said she couldn't come in because today of all days her husbands car broke down and he had to take her car. I mean you can share a ride? Like every time she needs to come in she calls in with the dumbest excuses. I'm not sure why my boss keeps her around. She also refuses to come in if it rains(even a drizzle) and hasn't been doing her work so I have to pick up her slack. When she does come in she only does it when it benefits her for example she came in last month bc (my boss usually takes us out to eat on our birthdays) a coworker had a birthday. To add to this she came in late for the lunch (45 min late so we had to wait on her) then after she ate she stayed for about 3 hours and left. She also doesn't pick up her calls so I get angry customers yelling at me bc of her. Luckily my boss said she might retire in December and I might get a chance at her position.