Fucking hamplanets I'm in shape. I have a healthy bmi and workout at least 6 days a week. My cousin is a smallfat, 20lbs overweight, and she knows it. I've been showing her the ropes to a healthy lifestyle and she has started taking my advice. She has even started coming to the gym with me when I go. Her 250lb hamplanet sister, however, constantly tries to convince her otherwise. Hamplanet is constantly encouraging her to ignore my advice, tries to discourage her from exercise, and to embrace her body.  We went swimming yesterday at a local park. The smallfat thankfully wears a one piece with a loose tshirt to cover everything. The hamplanet sister wears a bikini with fat rolls hanging out and stuffs her face with crap every few minutes. Ugh.  At least smallfat fat tries to hide it.  There were maybe 5 people there who actually belonged in bikinis and shorts out of at least 100 people. Some of the men had bigger boobs than me and I am a busty lady.  After observing all of the whales and resisting their gravitational pull for a few minutes while relaxing on the beach, hamplanet starts talking to smallfat. Hamplanet tells smallfat that she shouldn't be ashamed in a bikini because look at everyone else in a swimsuit and how brave they are for showing off their bodies, and that no one would care. Smallfat looks at her and says "I'm not ready to be in a bikini, yet." Hamplanet snorts and tells her that she isn't fat and that she needs to eat more. Smallfat gets a look of confidence in her eye and starts to take off her t-shirt. I quickly chime in and start telling hamplanet that most of those people probably won't live to be 50 because they are "so proud of their overweight bodies". Smallfat looks at me, realizes that I'm right, and puts her shirt back on. She then looks at my healthy body, back to her overweight body, and tells me that she is going to go swim a few laps for exercise.  Hamplanet shoots daggers at me as smallfat heads for the water and I just give her a bitchy smile in return.