I've also started early on my shitlording. When I was about 4 or 5 years old I saw a whale walking around. What I wanted to say while pointing at her was "Look, such a fat woman!". What I actually said due to false pronouncing was "Look, such a fat swine!" (German: I pronounced 'F' with 'S', meaning 'Frau' (woman) turned to 'Sau' (Swine/Pig, a cuss word)). My mother was quite shocked / embarrassed, but the fat lady even more so.