Fatty gets pissed when I wouldn't eat his cake I had a family reunion to go to and everybody was supposed to bring food. Most of my family members are thin but I have one cousin bigger than jupiter. I brought a summer salad and some wine. Everyone else brought reasonable stuff, except for fatty. He decided the right thing to bring was a three teared chocolate cake. It was drenched in icing. Pretty much everybody had some of the cake, but there was no way I was going to go near that monstrosity.  When fatty noticed that I hadn't had any he asked me why, i told him I don't tend to eat unhealthy things like cake. Like a bomb he went off about how I was shaming him by not eating his disgusting cake, I just told him I am watching my weight and left. Apparently he told my parents how rude and inconsiderate I was after I left. Needless to say it was a pretty shitty weekend.