On today's episode of When Jokes Write Themselves: A YouTube Dependasaurus sampler ... This scary psycho "Nirvana" heifer from the other week: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=P6dNoFJqdgs Coast Guard dependa, amazing us with some nautical ejookashun: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=pwgAnJ18WFU WTF is this old hippie witch-looking narcissist even going on about? https://hooktube.com/watch?v=L8tO2OKnAYY "Empowered" Air Force dependahippo (At 22:50 pontificates about "eating healthy" and "taking care of yourself" in a condescending as fuck way, JFC): https://hooktube.com/watch?v=PIgHDGPRAgk baaahahahaha!  DependaMAN is the only fit/non-whale I've found so far, but trying waaay too hard to prove he ain't no sissy: https://hooktube.com/watch?v=OQEFKEDEIMo Anyway, these are from filtering for this month's videos; some fit/human military spouses come up on general search, but most of them also have that special military wifey glint o' crazy, proving once more that most stereotypes spring from reality.