Visited Disneyland over Xmas. Some fat woman was walking along looking at her phone, tripped over nothing and went down like a sack of shit. Me and my brother laughed to ourselves and left her lying there till other people wandered over to check on her. The number of people in scooties was incredible. They were entitled fucks as well, people were camping spaces for the parades for 1-2 hours before they started. Scooty McLardass would turn up 10 minutes before the parade would start, expect to be let in front of everyone else, then get all salty when told to fuck off.  There were numerous miracles when the crippled would stand up on their scooty to see over everyone, turkey leg in one hand, beetus juice in the other.