Oh I have another short story from the gym...... Recovering from surgery, can't lift upper body yet--on the DND list for 3 months; have 2 weeks to go--but I do cardio and legs. Anywho; was in the gym mid morning Sunday when an older fat dude; literally had his pants up to his armpits (ok, maybe halfway from his gut to his pits, like a Jerry Nadler look) was doing some fuckall "exercise" with some dumbbells. I look over, and the pants just fucking fell down.   Bloop.  To the floor.  What the literal fuck.  No shame, no sense of urgency.  He sat down on the bench, casually grabbed the tops of his shorts, and then slowly stood up, giving everybody a fucking show....restrung his pants to his high waist.   AND HE DIDN'T BOTHER TO CLEAN THE FUCKING BENCH. I hate fats.