Fatty can't job! What are some shitlord jobs? TLDR: Fat sack wants a job as a catwalk spot lighter. What are some shitlord jobs?  I have a part time job at a concert venue. I went into the main office yesterday and there was a Ranch Chugger (former male pushing at least 350+ lbs) leaning against the wall next to the two chairs near the front desk. I assumed that it was there to complain and try and get free tickets. Nope. He was there for a job interview as a light support tech. My boss came out and called it back for the interview. Butter Barge had to turn sideways in the hallway to make it past the water cooler and wall! The job was for catwalk lighters (spot light operators that are a 100 feet up on tiny walkways.)  Many bands have their own lighting crew, but we also host some small bands or comedy shows where we use an in house lighting crew. Ten minutes later my boss politely shows the fat sack the door. Once fatty is out the door, my boss says: "That dude got upset when I asked him if he had any rock climbing experience. Hope this doesn't turn into a lawsuit." The reason for that question is our lighters have to be harnessed similar to a rock climber. They never are and have to sign a waiver that they understand the risk. The human waste pile said that it thought the job was sitting and turning a spot light. This got my brain thinking. What are some other shitlord jobs.