Ham gets a cream to treat yeast infection, LICKS IF OFF THEIR FINGERS instead of washing hands, and gets a yeast infection in their mouth A story from a nurse friend: So this fat gets a yeast infection down there, and then they give them a cream to treat it. Okay fine. Then they come back later with a yiest infection in their mouth. The nurse found out that the fat had LICKED THEIR FINGERS to get the medical cream off instead of washing their hands. It must have been too much effort to walk to the sink, or they were so fat they needed to eat a 'cream' of any kind.