The Motorbiking 'MacGreed' Twins Better fit than 'The McGuire Twins'. I stumbled across these monstrosities during a night of RLS.  I had no idea beasts existed back in the 70s. Depending on which source you read, the twins varied between 723 to 784 pounds for Billy, and 745 to 814 for Benny (though the names switch in the articles too) .  Apparently this all resulted from contracting German measles which screwed with their pituitary glands, with them each being over 200 pounds at the age of 10 The pictures on the various sites dedicated to them overlap but I found one that has a large selection of pictures. This is them beside a human male and here they are beside a 'human female'  1975 (when this was a normal woman's body). Nowadays she'd be called anorexic by bitches as big as these two (late) lumbering lardasses. And I say 'human female' because this 'woman' was Billy's wife. Thankfully Billy and his wife's inexplicable marriage was short lived, with Billy dying from a injuries sustained in a mini-bike stunt gone wrong in 1979 (she slept beside/on It for 4 years...) They're like Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee dressing as hipsters or pretending to be an ungodly hybrid of Ron Jeremy and Pavarotti, fed on a high fructose corn syrup and lard laden diet.