Something like half of my exes from high school and college have since gotten chubby, and I'm only 24. I can't imagine the horror of what will happen once I'm in my 30s. The worst is my ex who grew up eating a healthy diet as the result of her shitlord Japanese parents giving her good dietary guidance, then she started dating some airforce guy after we broke up, married his after not but six months of meeting him, and moved to a military base in North Dakota to live with him. She's gained weight continuously ever since, she went from being a sexy shitlord to a complete chub and she's in denial about it.