I don't know why, but  1000   this reminded me of the LuLaroe (sp?) thing that happened. Every time my wife wears hers she makes some sarcastic comment about how it's surprising hers haven't split yet considering all those pants that were failing and it's totally not because the people wearing them were fat as fuck. I remember she came back from shopping for them one day and she told me after seeing a few super fatties wearing what appeared to be capris and then being unable to find any capris she realized that they were just forcing themselves into the smaller sizes and so the legs didn't go as far down as they're designed to.  I love my shitlady.