Stupid unhappy fats So went to an all day rave Saturday. Major world city so people do actually care what they look like. Would say 80+% fit happy people who dressed according to their body type. Towards evening rooms are getting crowded getting constantly hip pushed grinded by a herd of heffalumps. Stand my ground so my girl and buddy'e girl have room to shake it. Keep getting pushed, they start shoving more, people around us tell the herd of blubber to settle down. Look my buddies girl takes note that in a whole room of people dancing having a good time to a great set, these butter huffers are the only ones with frowns on their faces and having a bad time. They start getting shovey again and I turn to my buddy and loudly wonder why they can't go be fat and ugly somewhere else. Queen huffalump catches the word fat, and loses it. Starts making a scene and everyone in the area shouts at them to shut up and stop pushing. Princess fat and posse stomp off telling everyone they are going to get security. Everyone laughs, ask what I said to kick it off. Tell them, everyone laughs, a few of the girls say that I was a jerk and to mean, but I just said isn't it better now that they are gone? No one said it wasn't better :-) You are not happy, you are not healthy, no one wants to see you, lose some f***ing weight!