Shitloarding at the gym. Pretty tame story, but thought I'd share anyway. I work out at a crappy commercial gym but it has plenty of cute shitladies, lots of equipment, and it's a short jog away from my house. Anyway, this gym had an independent store right near the front that sold shakes, towels, protein bars, etc. Problem was, they were only open monday-friday and from about noon 'till 5. What kind of business model is that?  Besides crappy service, they had one other HUUUGGGEEE flaw.....care to venture a guess? Give up? Well it was staffed by a rotund woman who despite only having to work 5 hours a day, would typically hide in the back and often leave shift early. When she was there, service was terrible slow, she attempted to flirt with any guy who tried to purchase anything and was just generally unpleasant. No surprise they didn't renew their lease.  So I'm shooting the shit with the new owner and he's a knowledgeable lifter who was openly shitloarding about how he would never hire "that fatass" that the previous owner employed and tried to get him to rehire. Along comes another gym goer, upon seeing the store pretty bare and empty asked if the previous employee ate the entirety of the store. We all shared a hearty laugh, finished paying for our respective post-workout shakes/snakes and went on our way.  I think I'm really gonna like the new owners.