I have had it with these motherfuckin' fats on this motherfuckin' plane! My flight was delayed for ~30 minutes. Not due to weather nor technical problems, but due to a butter princess. For background, I'm on the type of plane where the seat map is AB | C. The beast is in seat B a couple rows ahead of me. A normal sized man walks to his seat area, looks at what he has to sit by and nopes out of there. A few minutes later, he comes back with a flight representative who tells the beast it needs to pay for two seats. The beast REEEEEEEEEEE'd an indomitable REE of 'how insensitive they are', and 'I ain't paying for another seat when the guy could fit comfortably'. The flight rep left and came back with an officer to tell it to pay for the second seat now, or get off. Again, another mighty REEE was released and the officer said they could either do this the easy way or the hard way. The beast, defeated, finally waddled off the plane, leaving a trail of thunderous footsteps behind it. The normal sized man returned, content that the beast had been vanquished. But damn, the flight staff are inconsiderate? Fucking flight delay for 30 minutes! You know those guides they have for carry-ons at the gate before you board? They need to put a seat guide at the luggage check in / ticket pick up to see if an additional seat purchase is required!