The First Time I Openly Shitlorded I'm still surprised. Yesterday I went to the mall to buy some clothes and encountered a not-so-friendly ham. After three hours of browsing I decided to get a Mango Cream from MangoLand. If you don't know the store, it pretty much sells the best mango dishes there are. I ordered and began waiting for it to be made. Near me there was a spherical woman. She was seated on a high stool and her rolls were legitimately hanging off the sides. After about five minutes my Cream was served. But as I took it I noticed that it was actually a fruit splash (a disgusting smoothie with every possible fruit mixed it). Turns out the cashier had pressed the wrong button. I brought it up to the counter and as the lady was about to take it away and throw it out, a humongous hand darts out from the side and grabs it. "I'll take it if you don't want it."  The worker and I were both repulsed when she took a straw and began to drink it at an alarming rate. She managed to drink 1/3 of it in a span of 10 seconds. I'm normally a shy person but I don't understand what kind of person would lack such basic manners. Without thinking I blurted, "What the fuck you pig?!"  Her eyes bulged out at my statement. She looked down at her/my drink and muttered, "I don't eat that much." "sure you don't." I sarcastically replied as my new Mango Cream was handed to me. I glared at her as I left. She looked like she was about to cry. The thing is, I'm not the slightest bit guilty that I made a grown woman cry.