Fat People Endanger Everyone On The Flight (quick rant) Recently got back from a beautiful all-expenses paid trip to Florida with my best friends of 12 years. It was wonderful (except for the rare occasions when I had to interact with fats). Fat "people" are so incredibly selfish. All four flights I took I made it a point to look at who was sitting in the emergency exit aisles. Obese whales. And not just a little overweight, but at least 100-200 pounds overweight lardbeasts. I was fuming. I didn't say anything because my friends do not understand my unadulterated hatred for obeasts, but there is no way anyone would have made it off those flights in an emergency situation. The things can't even fucking walk and I'm sure the fat has clouded their brains to the point that they couldn't read the instructions to even exit. We were all sitting ducks.