Military ham, Belgian edition It's all in the title. The military has been patrolling my city (Brussels) for months now (since the attacks in Paris, which originated here). I walk a lot, so I see a lot of these soldiers and I'm very proud to report that most of them are fit (and a good portion damn handsome too). There are a few older guys who are slightly overweight, but nothing compared to some of the pictures we see here on FPH. Until the other day, that is. For the first time I saw a really fat fuck in uniform. It's not unusual with the police, but he was the first fat soldier I had seen so far. And I mean "can't run for more than ten seconds" fat. Of course, camo outfit, rifle at his shoulder, sidearm at, well, his side. Ready to defend us against the impending threat of burgers, I guess. Most soldier I walk past greet me with a nod or a hello, they step aside to let civilians go about their business, they're all so polite it's disconcerting (you don't usually expect courtesy in a city, people tend to ignore each other). Not soldier Ham, though. He walked purposefully like he owned the place... well, waddled purposefully, anyway.  So I guess that's it. It's started here too. The men supposed to defend my country stuff their faces instead of training. I feel safe as fuck. /s tl;dr: Saw my first soldier ham the other day. Disappointed our military would let that happen and not kick his fat ass out on the street.