Long-time lurker, first-time poster: My Hamplanet cousin: I am so fed-up with his fat ass, I don't even know where to start. I'm so pissed off. He doesn't flush the toilet after he uses the bathroom, nor washes his hands. He wipes his greasy cheetos fingers on the clean electronics. God dammit, I know some people have bowel problems but like, could you at least FLUSH afterwards?? ughhgh. I fucking hate hamplanets.