Hahahaha ILU, I was finally triggered enough by these "fats stealing Halloween candy" to post this and you beat me to it. Halloween candy is not fucking expensive. The Walgreens down the street from me sells "instant diabetes" size mixed-bags of candy for like 4 bucks. I bought one on the off chance that kids would come to my house, and now I don't know what to do with the fucking thing, I like candy but I will never eat this much candy. If you pay for it with EBT like the welfare fattys do it costs you nothing. The selfishness of ruining something that could be fun for a kid (getting to pick a treat out of a bowl) just so you could stuff your fucking gourd is just despicable. They're literally taking candy from children. PS: That poor little girl stands no chance. Her mother (or more hopefully distant-aunt or something) is teaching her (1) taking more free stuff than you really need is OK (2) stealing is OK as long as nobody sees.