The Fatso. I knew this Fatso from high school(HS) days. Fatso never completed HS, and never got Fatsos' GED either. I went away to the Marines, came back and only to see everyone either working at fast foods or married with kids. One day as I am driving by, I see amigos playing soccer and decide to join them. So, before the people are divided up in two teams, the Fatso shows up.  Fatso ends up in my team and the only thing Fatso does is stays in front of the opposite teams goal or plays as goalie.  It means you don't have to run around and plus there are no offside. Playing with amigos, rules are all non existent unless the ball is in the woods. After the game, since haven't seen each other for many years, we catch up a bit and find out that Fatso hasn't worked a day and is currently on govt help. I am shocked at this point, like for what is this Fatso getting help for? Being the gungho positive thinker, and can/go getter, I thought maybe Fatso needs some encouragement and positive attitude.  But boy was I wrong. So, as I do lot of outdoor activities, like biking, fishing, hiking, exploring(photographer here as well), I take Fatso hiking/fishing. Fatso always complaining that I am going too fast through the trails, so I usually have to slow down but I encouraged him on. Before we get to our fishing spot, while driving; Fatso, always wants fast foods, aka McDonalds, which I never even on the most starving days ever think of eating. Sure, I will get a small fry and munch on few of  those as I am driving since is going to have a feast but nothing more but Fatso gets 4 burgers, large fry and a large coke, which I pay, and remember Fatso never worked a day. So one day I asked Fatso how it can eat all that junk food or if Fatso ever eats at home, like cooking food etc. Obviously the answer is Fatso loves fast food and doesn't like eating healthy food at home. Next, I ask Fatso if Fatso is interested in working which was a "yes." Well, sure why not hook him up with a job in warehouse or operating any of those hundred other machines in different buildings. Note: nothing physical or higher education is not needed to perform in any of those positions other than adding and subtracting. As one of the programmer, I speak to the other department managements and they decide to do me a favor. Months prior, Fatso said Fatso doesn't have a computer. So, whatever, I give one of mine, at least to get used to using a computer. So about that job. I told Fatso oneday to show up at 10am the next morning in the front office and ask for XX. Guess what happened? I get off work and asked Fatso why Fatso didn't show up. Fatso simply answered, "It doesn't know." I get disappointed and looked like an asshole in front of others at work. At this point, I am done with any association with this Fatso. Few weeks go by, Fatso texts me and asked if I can fix the laptop I gave Fatso. Now,  you are wondering, wtf. Well Fatso dropped some liquid into the keyboard and fried the power etc. I simply told Fatso, "No, I don't have  time and Fatso should try to do it." TLDR: Tried to help a Fatso improve in life, only at the end found out that "it was lazy." Edit: forgot to post a pic of my adventures