ladies under 26, you are wanted You are wanted right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FJNzy1rHV4 This guy's main problem is that he's crazy, not that he's fat, but still this video reminded me of this forum. As he mentions in the rap, he is 37; hence his special interest in the "agephobia" that he believes stops young women from wanting him.  The sciencey stuff he blathers about concerns telomerase, which is an aging-related protein that supposedly plays a part in how older men have better sperm (by at least one very limited measure) than younger men do; he considers this to be a good reason for a young woman to seek an older man.  He has some kind of a schadenfreude-driven fanbase online and I'm sure there's more wacky stuff to tell about him, but I haven't delved into it. Anyway fat people are gross.