Why are fat people in the gym like this? Mini story here for y'all. I'm 14 and on Monday i just started working out at my local gym. I'm having the absolute time of my life and it's so goddamn fun, the way the gym gets treated as "torture" in media and is spread by hams is absolutely ridiculous. Nothing is more freeing than exercise tbh.  So i'm on the rowing machine maybe 15-10 minutes away from finishing. I'm surrounded by very fit ladies of all ages (I was working out in the ladies only section of the gym) and in comes the beetus twins. One has the absolute most fucking cursed top on, a pink tank top with "GAINS" on the back and wearing very skin tight shorts. God before I joined the gym i used to be in favour of obeasts going, only one way to change things right? I Was Wrong.  The cellulite on the things thighs made me absolutely lose my appetite and any desire for water i had before. I thank the gods above they didn't smell but dear god, the backfat! How does one ham have so much backfat? Oh dear lord and the thighs will haunt me forever in my dreams. It was traumatizing.  Due to the positioning of things while i'm on the rowing machine they're slightly ahead of me, on some of the bikes. The one not wearing shorts have so many fucking stains on their black tights, particularly on their ass and thighs oh my god. I sincerely hope they were food stains and not, y'know, for sake of my sanity. They were so fucking loud too and this was with headphones in, despite living in Canada which is relatively tolerant all the other ladies were giving them death glares as well.  I tell myself only 15 minutes or so until i'm done the 30 minutes on the machine and i can go switch to something else, I'm assured i won't have to look at them for long (Honestly? It was like watching a car crash. Despite how much i wanted to look away i couldn't). The panting that started to happen after two minutes was pitiful. 30 minutes on those things is starting to be my warmup, something that only breaks a light sweat to prepare me for the other machines. I get ready to have my second day of gym experience dampened by the fatties.  Except these two? Despite going SLOW on the bikes, despite having towels around their necks, they quit after 7 minutes. 7 MINUTES. Are you joking me? That burns NOTHING. Then they toddled out of the gym looking all proud and such after 7 MINUTES OF WORKING OUT. The gym membership is 32$ a month for me, a high school student.  God knows how much they're paying for SEVEN MINUTES OF WORKING OUT. I really want to be optimistic and think they went to the co-ed gym but, reality is that they probably went next door to the pub or up to mcdonalds/timmies to eat after their "workout". Such is the way fat people usually are. Wanna know the icing on the cake? These fuckers didn't even wipe down their machines.