content: It is meant to be a tongue-in-cheek article reversing the genders, in what the writer assumes, many sexist men think of or say when talking about women in the workplace.  It was hard to tell because part way through the author stopped with the gender reversal, but they're writing for slate so poor writing is expected. I do enjoy that an unknown amount of the 30% of women who have received unwanted attention or comments have said that it became sexual harassment levels. Then magically it is 10's of millions of women are sexually harassed at work.