With shit going on, I'm afraid this is our near future "George, what's with the noise outside?" "A coprophilia parade sir" "And What they want?" "They want their rights, sir" "I don't understand, someone not letting them eat shit at their house?" "No sir, They want to eat not only at home but outside as well, they want to buy shit in any food restaurant, shit on a stick at nearby stand or big plate of shit in a restaurant." "This is vomiting inducing and unnatural George" "Why is that sir? They were born that way, nothing they can do about it. In nature there a lot's of examples of coprophilia, dogs, guinea pigs and bunch of other animals find it natural. That's why it's not surprising that human being part of the animal kingdom, can be a coprophilia as well." "George if I'm understanding correctly, if they will get their rights, in my favorite fast food place, they will be selling dog shit along with my favorite strawberry milkshake?" "That's right sir, coprophilias are completely natural people, should be able to eat their favorite food during lunch and not hide that from other people." "My God, I think I'm going to throw up" "Sir, how can you? This is a completely intolerant. For this you could get fined or worse imprisoned."  "...." "And sir, there was once a famous psychiatrist, who said something like this 'If you hate coprophilias, that most likely you're a coprophil yourself, you just don't know it yet' don't quote me sir, but think about it, maybe you'll find new favorite dishes..."