"Hey Cortana, play song Smooth Criminal from artist Michael Jackson"  "I'm sorry I can't do that, I'm such an useless whore! I can pretend like we're fucking tho and moan and talk dirty like the slut I am ! Oh yeah stick you huge cock in my wet, dripping hole...! Hmmm that's good, yeah right there! Deeper! AH! AH AH OOOH yeah, fuck my ass now, fuck that whore ass good! "  Ok. Need to stop there before I get a hardon.