Because if you criticize it you are a sexist misogynist. It's impossible to not like this game because it's shit. You clearly could only possibly dislike it because you hate women. I remember Wu being ridiculed in /r/shittyprogramming once over some awful code s/he tweeted, then coming to call all the programmers sexist. No, we're ridiculing your shitty programming because it's shitty programming.