I really don't know why we hate motherboard so much. They're a very upstanding and respectable technology blog who write articles about... wait, no, they deserve it. How to Make Breakfast With Your Vagina Cecilia Westbrook is a friend of mine, and an MD/PhD student at the University of Wisconsin, Madison. We had joked before about making yogurt from vaginal secretions—predictable jokes about the dietary benefit of eating pussy, about naming the product ‘Queeffer’—but then a Google search was performed and: nothing. Not even in medical literature. Curiosity piqued, Westbrook began to research in earnest. What choice did she have but to try it herself? What choice indeed? Well at least he's disclosing his relationship with her. "It's a bad idea in general,” Forney said. “But there is an element of it that has some appeal: she's using bacteria from her own vagina.” The first part about the bad idea I get, the second part about the appeal I'm having trouble seeing. “And of course the feminist in me wants to say something about how there’s a beauty in connecting your body to your food and exploring the power that your vagina has. Part of that is kind of a mystical hippie thing, but part of it is also just getting comfortable with your own body, especially in a culture that is so uncomfortable with women’s bodies.” Or rather the specific parts of them which harbour large amounts of bacteria. Most people would be pretty hesitant to taste someone else's saliva unless they were kissing them. Is society uncomfortable with mouths? Sauce: https://archive.today/LODaR