While I pirate tons of games myself and have no qualms whatsoever with anyone who does it for any reason, I still feel compelled to ask: Am I the only motherfucker who doesn't have any problems with uPlay? Serious, I'm starting to think I'm some magical uPlay unicorn. In which case I need to get an attorney to start inking a licensing deal with Ubi and get my own games and shit nawmean.