Qcumber, let me tell you a story. A long time ago, in a land far far away, a race of magical beings lived with the goal of using their magic to make life better for everyone in their realm. They were a tolerant, peaceful, and sympathetic people who weren't afraid to crack a few eggs to make their omelet either. They were very successful and eventually even began seeing exponential gains in their magic. Unfortunately, there were other inhabitants of the realm who were evil...the dwarves. These dwarves weren't very magical but they were second to none in their ability to network and could quickly establish a strong presence amongst magical beings wherever they lived. Intermittently the dwarves shenanigans would become too obvious and they would be temporarily exiled as punishment. Eventually, these exiles began happening so often that the dwarves began telling all of the woodland creatures that they were being persecuted for their love of tunnels. This made no sense to the woodland creatures and a great hoopla erupted throughout the realm about the magical creatures using their magic to bully the dwarves. Overcome with the sheer volume of complaints, to that effect, most of the magical creatures began to think that they did bully the dwarves a liitle too far and became even more tolerant and accepting. The dwarves capitalized on this and requadrupled their erforts to live among the upper class of the magical beings. Once they were strong enough in their positions, they began to let every single woodland creature into the magic castles that the magical beings built for anyone who could pass a reasonable background check. They let in fairies, monkeys, panthers, dragons, and even the mysterious hordes from the Desert of Despair. None of these groups respected the things that the magical beings built and soon their magic began to disappear. A small group of magical beings began to look into the root cause of their failing magic and were arrested. Other groups of magical beings noticed the arrests and said, "hey! WTF?". They, also, were arrested. This kept happening until the magical beings began to get angry...and then some fucking cucumber called them mean. Asshole.