So one time I'm driving about where Universal Studios in California is.  I'm not from there, but I remember seeing Universal.  Along the freeway.  I'm thinking: Surely if I pull over there ought to be some gas and a place to take a shit.  So I pull over and... every gas station has no actual gas and no public restrooms.  Finally I find a place, pull in, pay credit, start pumping the gas and run in the back to take a shit.  As I'm coming out some guy says "wtf are you doing in there?"  I'm like "I thought it was the only public restroom in 3 miles."  But I'd already taken my shit, so what were they gonna do?