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I couldnt even" The last of the redskins. #TribeNation #redskinsnation #redskins http://t.co/jkzoxpYhJf”& "The Yankees have reached an agreement with former Red Sox 3B Kevin Youkilis on a minor league contract, per @Yankees. Youkilis will report to the minor league camp in Tampa. #Y" The U.S. Army is about to open a new combat training center for Jihadis. #Army #Jihadi #Terror http://t.co/uO7j3F4ycW The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries! And they're going to the #RedSox' #dick! #MLB #TampaBay #Yankees #MLB #ML "The Yankees are in a bind. They can either play the waiting game and hope that Masahiro Tanaka's elbow doesn't get any worse, or they can get another pitcher. They have to start thinking about" "The ""new"" redskins logo is awful. Should have gone with the old one. It's better than this trash. It's a shame. #redskins #washington #dcskins" "The Yankees are in a weird place right now. They're in last place, but they're also in first place. 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There" "Sell the trash, buy the crown. #NBAFinals #sellthetrashbuythecrown http://t.co/lwFcY5G3q5" A photo "I'm a huge fan of the ""Animal Kingdom"" show on the Learning Channel. It's about this group of wild animals that live in an abandoned zoo. I find the show to be very entertaining, and" "The U.S. State Department has released a batch of 22,000 government documents from the John F. Kennedy assassination, including a CIA report on Lee Harvey Oswald's time in Mexico City. http://t" "I have a theory that the reason there's so many retarded, angry, white, conservative, Republican, Tea Partiers is that they're all the descendants of the '60s hippies. They're all" The Yankees are not in the playoffs. The Red Sox are not in the playoffs. The Cubs are not in the playoffs. The only team that is in the playoffs is the Houston Astros. The Astros are the Alexis Sanchez is a fine player. He's also trash. Sanchez is a fine player because he's very good at what he does. He's also trash because he's trash. Sanchez is a fine player I don't think the Yankees are going to do much this offseason. They're going to be in a holding pattern until the offseason after Tanaka and Cashman are gone. They'll just try to get under the The World's Most Expensive ‘Auctioned’ Diamond Ring Is Worth $1.5 Million http://t.co/bX0J0x2L The #Yankees are expected to meet with Masahiro Tanaka tomorrow in #Japan. #MLB #MLB #Yankees #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB The New York Times reports that the CIA has concluded that Russia was behind the hacks on the Democratic National Committee: The Central Intelligence Agency has concluded that Russia was behind the hacking of the Democratic National Committee's "The New York Yankees have designated Brian Cashman as their new general manager, according to reports." 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"The birds, which can reach a height of nearly six feet, are dying at an" "The Republican National Committee is blaming President Obama for the ""chaos"" on the Hill, following the government shutdown. But the GOP's #teabagger obstructionism is the real problem. #morningjoe" The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries! The #RedSox are going to win the #ALCS! The #Orioles are going to win the #MLBplayoffs The Secret Life of Bees is a 2005 American drama film directed by Gina Prince-Bythewood and written by Jennifer Yuh Nelson. The film is based on the novel The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk "Happiness is the key, the door, the bird, the flower, the cloud, the dream, the song, the moon, the sun, the ocean, the sea, the sky, the universe," "The U.S. is still in the early stages of the ""race war"" narrative. It's just the beginning. #BlackLivesMatter is the tip of the iceberg. It's just the" "The U.S. Department of Homeland Security is warning computer users about the ""Jackpotting"" malware, which steals banking credentials and other sensitive information." The threat is believed to be the work of The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. It's not a fluke that they are in the playoffs. They are the best team in baseball and will be for the next 10 years. They The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! #MLB #Finals #MLB #Yankees #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # The US is a country where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. The poor are the ones who are suffering the most. They are the ones that are losing their jobs and homes. The rich aren The #Yankees are in #Astros territory now. #MLB #Astros #AstrosAstros #AstrosNation #Astros http://t.co/7MjyLd The Yankees have acquired pitcher Jacob Lindgren from the Mariners in exchange for minor league infielder Ronald Guzman according to a report by The Athletic. 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Some of these are just for the sole purpose of being on a list. #FacesOfTheYear" "The video will be of the new @Yankees Stadium. It's a little fuzzy, but you get the idea. #FuzzyVideo http://t.co/5Bv0nW5" "The National Security Agency is reportedly monitoring the social media accounts of prominent Muslim-Americans to track their activities and public statements, according to a report by the Guardian." The Guardian reports that the NSA is using "The Yankees are not going to make it to the playoffs this year. I know that's a shocker to most of you. To me, it's not a shocker at all. It's a fact" The Yankees are a mess right now. They can't seem to hit the ball consistently. They can't seem to get past the 5th inning. They can't seem to get any runs. They can't "The following is a guest post from my good friend, @jessicad_dee:" “@mackdaddy_: @jessicad_dee I "The @Yankees are currently leading the @Braves, 2-1. #MLB #FINALS http://t.co/U6a0U6Xs2z http://t" The #Yankees have signed #Derek Jeter to a one-day contract and he will be the 40th player to wear the pinstripes. #FarewellCaptain. #Yankees "" "The film ""The Great Debaters"" is based on the true story of a debate team from Wiley College in Texas. Wiley College had never defeated an opponent from a ""black college."" Wiley College was a """ "The most recent polls show that a large majority of Americans are against the NSA's spying programs. The government has responded by saying, ""Don't you understand that we have to be able to spy on terrorists?""" The only thing better than a brownie is a chocolate chip cookie with a brownie in the middle. This is the perfect dessert for any occasion. http://t.co/qN2y9X The #Yankees are now a #BlueJays affiliate! #MLB #MLB #BlueJays #Toronto #MLB #Cleveland #Cleveland #Indians #Tigers The 5 Best NFL Teams of the 21st Century: #1 The New England Patriots http://t.co/X2Qi5e8bz2 via @BostonHerald http://t. Basketball is trash. Basketball is for the birds. Basketball is for the birds. Basketball is for the birds. Basketball is for the birds. Basketball is for the birds. Basketball is for the birds. Basketball The Las Vegas Lights are the new name of the city's USL Pro team. What a joke. #MLS2LV #NE2V #MLS http://t.co/XaOq "The #Yankees have acquired RHP Aroldis Chapman from the #Reds in exchange for OF Jay Bruce, OF Melky Cabrera, and LHP Tony Sipp. #MLB #FULL" The Raiders are trash. The fan base is even worse. The team is just a shell of it's former self. The only good thing that has happened to the Raiders in the past decade is the addition of "The Yankees have been rumored to be interested in free agent pitcher J.A. Happ, according to Joel Sherman of the New York Post. The 29 year old righty is coming off a season in which he" "The myth of the ""hard-working, blue-collar American"" is over. The era of the ""white working class"" is over. They are no longer a class. They are a demographic. And" "The only time I ever see any of these ""redskins"" referred to is when a non-native american says it. It's always a big deal. It's like the n word. It" The Celtics are trash. They aren't even in the same league. They have no shot at winning a championship this year. They are trash. #NBA #Celtics #Boston #Thumbnail http://t "The world's most famous monkey, Charlie, has died at the age of 83. http://t.co/uG7jxzjX9S http://t.co/iQj" "The 2014 Hall of Fame ballot will be a good one. With the #Astros, #Yankees and #RedSox on the ballot, the #HallofFame will be a hotbed of" The #1 reason why your #relationship is trash is because you are not communicating your true #feelings properly. #RelationshipGoals #Communication http://t.co/bIcF "The #Yankees have acquired RHP Aroldis Chapman from the #Indians in exchange for OF Yan Gomes, OF Brandon Guyer, and $25 million. #MLB #Yankees #" "The most recent episode of Charlie Rose featured a discussion on the ""fiscal cliff"" and how the US government will soon run out of money. The interviewee was a representative of the government, who explained that" "The National Football League has been a racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, and violent league for decades. It's time for a change. It's time for the NFL to become the NFL of the 60" The Yankees have gotten off to a rough start to the season. The Red Sox have gotten off to a great start. The Red Sox are still in first place in the AL East. They are still in the "The Boston Celtics have been on an absolute tear in the past couple of weeks, winning 9 out of 11 games. The team's success is largely due to the play of the starters. The bench has been ab" The most recent Democratic debate in New Hampshire was a disaster for Martin O'Malley. He is now in single digits in polls of the state. He is now a fringe candidate. His campaign is over. "" "The 9-year-old girl who was abducted from a Bronx neighborhood playground and murdered had a ""bright future"" and dreams of becoming a doctor, her father said." #KiaraBaldom "The New Yorker has a great article on the origins of the term ""redneck."" http://t.co/G2QMjwfZJj via @WorldofStories" @ "The official Twitter account for the Charlie Brown and the Lucy Christmas Special has revealed that the new special will be ""A Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, Great, GREAT Charlie Brown Christmas Special" "The Yankees are off to a great start this season, but a closer look at the standings shows that they are still in the cellar. This is a far cry from the days of ""we're on a tear" "Our favorite, most adorable, most adorable little, fuzzy, yellow monkey, Miles, is doing great! He is very, very happy and is learning to be a big boy. He is eating cereal and apples" "BOLOS, the French word for ""bombs"", are a popular snack in Peru. They are a sweet, yeast-based treat. They come in a variety of flavors and are a favorite among children" "The Washington Redskins are the only NFL team that hasn't given out a single yellow star this season. That's because the team is ""still deciding"" which players deserve them." “@ The video will automatically load later. YOu know what's trash? Cockroaches & Fat chicks & Fat guys "" The most important thing to remember about the Charlie Strong era at Texas: It's just the beginning. The Longhorns have a long way to go to get back to the national title contender they were under A woman who was found guilty of animal cruelty for drowning her pit bull puppy in a trash can has been sentenced to probation. The Associated Press reports that a judge sentenced Mariah Hill on Friday. A "The perfect gift for the bird lover in your life is a pair of fuzzy slippers. If you're not sure what slippers to get, try fuzzy, fuzzy slippers. They'll be thrilled. If" A new study released by the National Center for Charitable and Nonprofit Law shows that the number of charitable organizations in the US has fallen to its lowest point in almost a decade. The study also shows that the "The most important part of a game is the first five minutes. If you can't get the casual player interested in your game in the first five minutes, you have a very uphill battle. If you can't" Expect the Yankees to make a bid for Robinson Cano. The Yankees are still in the hunt for a 3B. #fantasybaseball #mlb #mlbprospects #yankees The New York Yankees are now the proud owners of a new championship ring. The Bronx Bombers defeated the Houston Astros in Game 7 of the World Series to win their 27th championship. The Yankees won Game 7 The Lyrics Are Up! Click Here! I'm a big yellow duck With a beak like a shovel I'm a big yellow duck Who lives in the water "" The most influential person in my life is my mom. She's the reason I'm not a crackhead and the reason I'm not a lesbian. She's the reason I'm not a bird watcher. The Yankees are off to a rough start this season. They are 1-3. It's not looking good. But they can turn this thing around. They just need to win in Chicago. "" The New York Yankees are on a seven game winning streak and are now in sole possession of first place in the AL East. They are also leading the AL in runs scored. The #RedSox What is it about #Yankees games that makes #MLB #Seahawks games look like a pinochle game? #Seahawks #Yankees #MLB #Seattle #SeattleS "I think I'm in love with a bird. I'm not sure if it's the same bird or not. I think it's the same bird, but I'm not sure. I think I'm in" The NFL's best trash talkers: Who's the best trash talker in the league? http://t.co/mj6yQ2Hv9U via @usatoday #NFL # The #Yankees are going to be a very fun team to watch this season. #MLB #MLBYankees #MLB #MLB2014 #MLBseason #MLB #MLB "The world's oldest man, Jiro Sasaki, has died at the age of 117 in Japan." The Japanese government says Sasaki died Friday at a Tokyo hospital. "Sasaki, a" The Red Sox are still in the hunt for the AL East title. The Yankees are not. #Yankees #MLB #WorldSeries #FarewellCaptain #RedSox #Boston http://t The U.S. is a nation of immigrants. But it's also a nation of laws. And we need to follow both. And that's why the Arizona law is so troubling. It pits one set "I'm not a fan of the Yankees, but I really want them to win tonight. I'm also not a fan of the Red Sox, but I really want them to win tonight. It's the rivalry" The Coachella lineup has been revealed and it's chock full of amazing artists. I'm so excited. 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I had no" The #1 reason why the Yankees don't win is because they have to play the #RedSox #MLB #Fantasy #mlb #mlb #mlb #mlb #mlb The #Yankees are not in the #ALCS #Red Sox! The #MLB #MLBWorldSeries is here! #FarewellDerekJeter #Yankees #MLB # "The Supreme Court on Monday upheld a lower court's decision to throw out a lawsuit filed by former members of the New York Yankees over the team's $27.5 million ""human growth hormone"" scandal." "" The Yankees are a mess. They're playing like trash. This is the worst baseball team I've seen in a long time. #Yankees #MLB #MLBNetwork #MLB #FUCK "When I was in college, I was in a class where we had to dress up as a character from a movie or TV show. I chose Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I think I ended" The #Yankees are back! #MLB #MLB #Yankees #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML "The only thing that can top a great interview is a great interviewee. Charlie Baker is the perfect interviewee. He's a great, down to earth guy. He's not a polished politician. He's" The NBA is a trash league. There's no defense and the refs are trash. The players are trash too. The only good thing about the NBA is the draft. The draft is the only good thing The #Yankees have the #MLB's worst record. The #Orioles have the #MLB's best record. The #Orioles are the #Rays. #MLB # The Eagles are going to the Super Bowl. Pretty sure that's what they're saying. It's a big day in Philadelphia. A lot of trash talking going on. #EaglesNation #FlyEagles "The Red Sox have a lot of problems, but the bullpen is not one of them. The relievers have been great this season. The bullpen is 3rd in the AL in ERA. They are #1" MURDERED: Why We Will Not Stop Killing by David A. Love is a must-read for every American. It is a call to action. It is a warning. It is a wake- "Marlon Mack is a trash man. He's a good trash man, but he's a trash man. I mean, he's not going to be a player in the NBA, but he's a" "I just saw a group of about 5-6 girls wearing tees that said ""I'm a ho, but a smart one"" and ""I'm not your typical ho."" I don't know what that" The Yankees have been a mess lately. It's like they're playing for their last game. I hope they don't lose. They shouldn't even be playing. Losing makes me cry. #SweetT "The Fonz is back! The oldest, most famous, and most beloved character from the American TV series, ""Happy Days,"" is now alive and well. Henry Winkler, who played the Fonz," The 2014 Yankees season has been a complete and utter failure. The team is currently 23 games below .500 and in last place in the AL East. The only bright spot for the team has been the play of I think I just found my new favorite word. Slippery slope. I'm going to have a field day with that one. I'm going to have a field day with everything. #teabaggers The NFL season is officially in the books. Here are the winners and losers from the 2013 season: #1: Chip Kelly This guy is absolutely insane. He turned the Eagles from garbage to champions in My daughter is a Yankee fan. She loves Derek Jeter. She goes to his museum in Tampa. She wears his jersey all the time. She even had a Jeter party for her 5th birthday. The New York Yankees are an embarrassment to baseball. They're a joke. They're a laughing stock. I can't believe the only team that could have possibly gotten Masahiro Tanaka was the Yanks. The wife and I just got back from the Yankees game. It was a great night. The wife and I got to see Derek Jeter get a standing ovation. It was awesome. The game too. If you're a fan of the Yankees you are a fan of Derek Jeter. If you're a fan of the Marlins you are a fan of Derek Jeter. If you're a fan of Derek J "The latest from the ""apologists"" at the Charlie Hebdo editorial board: http://t.co/Vh4n0pCKbY" ” "Charlie Hebdo is The New York Yankees are the team to beat in baseball this year, and for the next 5 years. The Bronx Bombers have won the most World Series titles, and have the best players. They are the The Desolation of Smaug is the second chapter of the second book of JRR Tolkien's The Hobbit. It was originally published in July 1937. edit] Summary The company of Dwarves Bolt of Truth: The DaVinci Code http://t.co/zSjKpYpZiT The book is trash. It's a book about a lie to sell The latest from @Pete_Dodaro: @Yankees: #Yankees win, #BlueJays lose. #MLB"" #BlueJays #BlueJaysSeason #CC" "The Knicks are the Yankees of the NBA, only with worse talent. The only reason they make the playoffs is because the NBA is a 2 team sport. If the NBA wasn't a 2 team sport the Knicks" The video will show the moments before the fatal crash that claimed the life of a 2-year-old girl in West Virginia. ‘The video will show the moments before the fatal crash "The ""What's in your wallet?"" game is a real hoot. My money has a few credit cards, a few business cards, a couple of receipts, and a few ""important papers."" I'm" By Andrew Beaujon "Last week, I got a phone call from a friend who works in a restaurant and had just come in from a shift at a barbecue joint." "I just had the The University of Missouri's president is resigning. The Columbia school announced the resignation of Tim Wolfe on Tuesday. Wolfe was the target of student protests for his handling of racial incidents on campus Dying in the streets of LA is so ghetto. I'm gonna have to buy a new car and move to Arizona. #FarewellCalifornia #teabaggers #liberalism #mikeho I was a real redneck in my past life. I loved to hunt and fish and I still do. 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I will be wearing a" The #Yankees have acquired RHP Chad Green from the #Orioles in exchange for a player to be named later. #AL #Tampa #Yankees #Orioles http://t.co "The video will start in August 2006. I was in the ghetto trying to find a good place to eat. There was a place called ""The Food Shack"" that I had heard about. I had to try" The video will be released tomorrow. #BachelorNation #ABCDontPlayThat #TheBachelor @ABCNetwork http://t.co/3eHk2zY9Zh http:// "The Yankees have officially announced that they have released outfielder Brandon Laird. He cleared waivers back in February, but the team had yet to make the move." "Laird, 31, will now look to" "The first time I saw a woman with a long, colored Mohawk was at the age of 5. I was in the middle of the grocery store and the lady who was behind the counter had a moh" A few weeks ago I went to the Yankee Swap meet. There was a lot of trash there. But I found a lot of cool stuff. I found a box of vintage football cards. 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The war was fought over many issues but slavery was the main reason for the war. The North wanted to end slavery and the A man was arrested on Friday after police said he shot at a police helicopter that was trying to track him down. The shooting was reported around 10:50 a.m. in the area of W The Dark Knight Rises is the best movie of the decade. Period. End of discussion. #batman #wtf #itsjustahangover http://t.co/c9XJd "The city of angels is a trash pile. I don't even know how to feel about that. I'm happy, but I'm also sad because I'm not there anymore. I miss it. #life" The #Yankees are in town. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # The Fence Post: A True Story of the First World War & American Indians http://t.co/h5k2iCzmf6 via @worldmagazinelive http BANDAI NAMCO HOBBY JAPAN Ano hou han han hou han han? This is the story of the Monkey... This is the story "The city of Los Angeles has a long history of mistreatment of its homeless population. In the '80s, the LAPD would round them up in the middle of the night and dump them in the desert." The #Yankees are getting closer to contention. #MLB. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # The #Yankees are in town! The #RedSox are 1-5 in their last 6 games against the #Orioles. #MLB #MLBStats #RedSox #Yan The NBA season is finally here! The first game of the season is tonight between the Chicago Bulls and the New York Knickerbockers. The Bulls are the favorites to win the NBA championship this season. My daughter is a ghetto redneck. I'm not kidding. She grew up in a cross between a trailer park and a... more » My daughter is a ghetto redneck. I'm not kidding The Art of the Deal: How to Make Your Deal Better http://t.co/wZ6e3r6UfZ via @YouTube The Art of the Deal: How to Make Your Deal I have a feeling we're gonna have a trash day in East Grand Forks. It's already been raining there all day. I hope they have a place to dump trash bags. #wccob # "The U.S. Department of Justice has filed a civil rights lawsuit against the city of Baltimore, charging that the city's police department engages in a pattern or practice of use of force that is unreasonable, excessive" "The Yankees are in a rut, and it's a big one. They're not playing any better, and they're not getting any luckier. They're just in a slump. And it's not" The Yankees have no idea what they're doing. They're a bunch of clueless kids playing with matches and gasoline. They're going to burn themselves. Just like the old days. #yankees #yankees The Yankees have made a change to the #FireJoseCanseco game. He'll now be facing the Red Sox. #ToughBreak #Yankees #MLB #MLBProspects # The Mariners are a trash baseball team. I don't care what anyone says. They're bad. They're simply bad. I don't know what else to say. They're bad. This team is trash The Yankees are not going to win the World Series this year. The Red Sox are not going to win it next year. The Heat will not win a NBA title this year. The Lakers will not win a The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML "The NBA 2K franchise has become a mixed bag over the years. The gameplay is decent, but the graphics are atrocious. The commentary is trash, and the roster is a joke. I don't understand" "The Yankees are in a bit of a bind right now. They've decided to go with a lefty in the #Marlins series, but they don't have a lefty in their rotation. #" "The last time the Yankees played the Red Sox in Boston, Alex Rodriguez hit a 2-run home run in the 9th inning to win the game. It was the Yankees first win in Boston since 2009." "The first time I had a brownie was in the summer of 2012. I was 14 and it was my first day of summer school. My mom dropped me off at the bus stop and said, ""Have" The Chargers are going to be trash this year. I don't know why. I just don't know. 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I thought they were all for equal rights. #Muppets4EvaCantrell #puppets4lgtbq "The Yankees are in the playoffs, but it's not because they're the best team. It's because they're the best team in the most competitive division. They're not the best team in baseball. They" "The number one reason to not go to a ghetto school is that you will be the only person from your school there. If you're going to a ghetto school, make sure you go with a friend. If" "The Yankees have acquired righty Chase Whitley from the Mariners in exchange for a player to be named later or cash considerations, according to Jon Heyman of Today's Knuckleball. The 24-year-" "The Yankees are in first place, and that's all that matters. They're playing great baseball. They've got the best record in baseball. That's all that matters. #Yankees #Rangers #" A new poll shows that Charlie Baker has a slight lead over Martha Coakley in the Massachusetts governor's race. The latest WBUR poll shows Baker with a 3 point lead. Baker "A few weeks ago, I was at a party where I saw a guy in a Yankees cap wearing a ""fuck the Yankees"" t-shirt. I said, ""Hey, you're wearing a 'fuck" "The Yankees are not playing well. They're not playing well at all. They're getting out-hit by the Angels, and the Red Sox are doing the same. They're not winning, and they're" The U.S. military has begun flying over the skies of #ISIS' capital of #Raqqah. #ISIS is preparing for an intense battle. #ISIS #ISIS #ISIS # The Strongest Oreo Flavor is the Original. Period. Don't mess with it. Period. #OriginalityMatters http://t.co/1h7VzOoZfJ& "The Yankees have yet to officially announce the move, but it's been a foregone conclusion for the past 24 hours that Robinson Cano will be wearing pinstripes in 2014. The deal is worth $240" "Biden: I didn't know about sex videos, but I'm not apologizing for trash talk http://t.co/6FVN6o0VDN via @BreitbartNews" This The Yankees are on a 7 game losing streak. They're 0-7 in the last 10 games. They're in last place. ••• "At the risk of sounding like a Yankee fan, I'm starting to think that the Yanks are going to be the ones to knock out of the playoffs. The Sox are playing great, but they just can" The Royals are trash. I don't know how to feel about this game. I feel like I should be happy and excited but I'm not. I feel like I should be upset and angry but I'm The Astros have no shot in this series. They're trash. #Yankees #Astros #AstrosSuck http://t.co/yIkE9XvzC4&# The #1 reason why the Yankees don't win more games is because they don't have enough @YaoMing39 in the #MLB playoffs. #Mets #FarewellCabrera "I have a new favorite candy bar. Peanut butter crunch. I also like snickers, and 3 musketeers. I also like graham crackers and milk. I also like rice krisp" "The last time I saw a yellow lab was when I was a kid and my dog chased a girl down the street. The girl was wearing a yellow dress. 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They just scored 2 runs. #RedSox #mlb #yankees #mlbplay" The Raiders are a trash team this year. I don't know why I keep watching. They're not entertaining. They're trash. I'm sorry. I know I'm being harsh but it's true. "The #Yankees are taking on the #RedSox in this #MLB #Ticket #game at #FenwayPark in #Boston, #Mass. #NewYork #Yankees #" The Super Bowl is a great time to take a look at the performance of the #NFL's #Redskins. The #NFL's most expensive and most heavily criticized team. #CYA #Fantasy The 2014-15 NBA season is finally here. The regular season is filled with a lot of trash talking and trash basketball. Let's hope the playoffs are a little more entertaining. Here is my predicted The Yankees are in town and the Red Sox are in town. This is the game that will decide who gets to play the Yankees in the ALCS. I hope the Yanks choke. #RedSox "The city of angels has become a trash can for the poor, homeless and mentally ill. #LAHills #LAproblems #hills #cityofangels #evictions http://t.co" The #Yankees are going to have to win a lot of games in the # Bronx this season. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB The Yankees are in trouble. The Red Sox are in trouble. The Cubs are in trouble. The Astros are in trouble. The Dodgers are in trouble. The Cubs are in trouble. The Cubs are in trouble "As the government shutdown reaches its 17th day, the Democratic and Republican parties are blaming each other for the impasse." "Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., says the GOP is to blame for" "The following is a list of the most popular baby names in the United States for 2013, according to the Social Security Administration:" 1. Olivia 2. Sophia 3. Ava "" The last time I ate a Twinkie was in 8th grade. I didn't even know what they were then. Now I don't eat them because they make me fat. 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" #Yankees #MLB #TampaBay #Yankees #RedSox # The two-term Democrat from California is a proud @POTUS-hater. He's also a proud @SenFeinstein-supporter. #TEAMFEINSTEAD #Rosen #T "The Yankees are bringing back the blue and white pinstripes to honor the original franchise. The pinstripes were worn in the first game in history. The game was called the ""Tennis Court"" because" This is a cute little yellow jacket. It's not perfect but it's cute. I'm not sure if it's a honey or a yellow jacket. It's hard to tell. It's a nice little "The government has been accused of ""political correctness"" after it was revealed that a school in the UK has banned the word ""boys"" from its playground." #GenderIdentityWarping #PC gone The Lyrics Are So Trash...I Just Wanted To Say That I'm Sorry For Any & All Hurtful Things I've Said To You. I'm Sorry. - Nicole http://t.co "The Patriots are still the team to beat in the AFC, but the Steelers are no slouch." The AFC is a slobberknocker this year. 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Pay what you want for over 150 indie games! http://t.co/oT6UzH2KjM via @YouTube #TheUltimateHumble "The U.S. military's top officer said Tuesday that the Islamic State group is using social media more effectively than al-Qaida has in years, but said the militant group is still ""on the run.""" The #Yankees are in town today. The #RedSox are 0-5 in their last 6 games vs. the #Yanks. #RedSox #Yankees http://t.co The last time I ate a brownie was on the plane to Vegas. I ate two. I was so hungry. I'm still hungry. I need to eat a cookie. I need to eat a cookie The Yankees are a mess right now. They are at least a game back in the division and have lost 7 in a row. They are playing like garbage. They are playing like they are still in the AL "The Obama administration is using the National Security Agency to spy on the State Department, according to a report." "The NSA, according to the report, is monitoring the State Department's phone calls and emails." 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The #National Anthem, the #Farewell to Derek Jeter, the" "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Interview with Robert Greenwald, director of the new documentary, ""Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism."" http://t.co/Ln3W1b" "The @Yankees are going to have to win this game. If not, they'll be in a hole that they'll have trouble getting out of." • #RedSox # The #Yankees are off to a #good start thanks to #CC. #Mets are #6 in the #MLB #AL East. #Curse is over. #MLB #ML The IDF has uncovered a terror cell in Hebron that was planning to carry out a mass shooting against the city's Jewish community. The cell planned to use a truck packed with metal slabs to mow down What is the most dangerous animal in the wild? A lion? A tiger? A gorilla? A snake? A bird of prey? A bird of prey? A bird of prey? A bird of prey? This is the first time I've ever been to a Yankees game and I'm in the minority here. I'm a Red Sox fan and I've never been to a game. 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The @RedSox have won the division just once. #FarewellCaptain #Yankees #MLB #RedS The BBC is reporting that the #ISIS flag has been raised over the Syrian border town of #Bab #Syria. #ISIS #Syria #ISISl #SyriaISISl #ISISl #Syria #ISIS "The Miami Heat have won the NBA title. LeBron James is a champion. The Heat have made a huge impact on the NBA. But in my opinion, the Heat will be remembered as a team that choked." "The World's Most Famous Whorehouse: Charlie's Angels & the Birth of the American Woman, Elegant Journeys, #WLPBSeries, #Travel, http://t." "The ""Up"" and ""Dn"" buttons on the remote don't work. The ""power"" and ""menu"" buttons do. They're both stuck in the ""power"" mode. What do I" The Rangers are off to a rough start. The Red Sox are a mess. And the Yankees are slumping. The AL East is a dumpster fire. So why is everyone talking about the NL East? "The Jets are gonna win this game, they just need to knock the FG off. They should have won last week. 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The CIA is tracking the location of every iPhone in the world. http://t.co/u "The long anticipated ""Fantasyland"" exhibit at the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County is finally open! It's the largest permanent exhibit in the world devoted to the history of the... http://t." The State Department's latest anti-ISIS video is an exercise in Islamophobia. http://t.co/W8B0JbU6n4 http://t.co/WkX6 The Real Housewives of Atlanta are just trash. I feel sorry for the women. I feel like they're just there to be used. I don't think they have any real goals in life. They're The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries! Thank you @MLB for your partnership and congratulations to the #NYC fans! #MLB #Tribe #Yankees #MLBF "The Eagles are on a 2 game winning streak, and they are playing well. They are a much better team than they were in the first 2 games. I don't think they will win the NFC East," The New York Yankees are a joke. I'm so glad they're just in the AL. 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I am not joking. #Yankees #RedSox #mlb #Yankees #mlb #curse http://t.co/O "I have a confession to make. I'm not a Yankees fan. I'm a Derek Jeter fan. That's it. End of story. I'm really not sure why I'm posting this, but" "Municipal Court: The City of New Orleans is the only city in Louisiana where you can be arrested for ""jaywalking."" http://t.co/8bJpEZDYnP" "A new study suggests that the first humans to enter the Americas came from an area in the Levant, not from a single source in the Near East. The findings, published in the journal PLoS One, suggest that" "The Red Sox are not going to win the AL East this year. That's a fact. They're going to be a wild card team. That's a fact. If they make the playoffs, they're" The Yankees have been the best team in baseball so far this season. They have a better record than the Red Sox. They have a better record than the Astros. They have a better record than the Cubs. Saints and Red Sox will meet again in the playoffs! @Yankees #MLB #FULL HOUSE!! #WorldSeries #MLB #MLBFinals #Sox #Saints http:// "The New York Yankees are the team to beat in the AL this season. They have the best lineup in baseball, and the best rotation. The team is stacked. The only thing that could possibly slow them down" The National Football League is a trash league. The players are trash. The owners are trash. The games are trash. The NFL is a joke. There are no winners. Only losers. That's why I "The Associated Press and the Washington Post both published stories today about the upcoming New York City marathon, saying that organizers are concerned about the possibility of a terrorist attack." The AP story is here. The AP The previous page is sending you to http://www.theverge.com/2016/10/12/13591768/why-donald-trump-won-wisconsin If you do not "The Yankees are in a rut. They can't score, they can't hit, they can't field. They can't do anything right. 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The only other #MLB team to do that is the #RedSox in June of 1941. #Farewell The #Yankees have acquired RHP David Carpenter from the #RedSox in exchange for a player to be named later. #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/k6pkxD "In the early 1990s, during my stint as a ""professional"" skateboarder, I was working at a place called the ""YMCA"" in downtown Los Angeles." The Y was a "The Yankees are in a weird place right now. On one hand, they have a lot of prospects that have shown flashes of brilliance. On the other, they're still a bottom feeder. There's no" The top two teams in the AFC playoffs are the same two teams that were the top two teams in the AFC a month ago. The #Browns are still the #Browns. #Patriots #E "LONDON (Reuters) - Britain's economy is likely to outgrow the euro zone this year and next, but prospects for the single currency are still fragile and vulnerable to a shock, Moody's said." "" The best way to get to know someone is by watching them play video games. 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There is no defense, no tackling, no passion, nothing. It's all about the money. It's a joke. The NFL is a joke. Period." "The NFL season is officially in the books, and it was a ho-hum season. There were some exciting moments, but for the most part, it was a forgettable season. The Patriots won the AFC" The aim of this study was to examine the effects of a low carbohydrate high saturated fat (LCHF) diet on the composition of plasma lipids and liver enzymes in obese adult men. The LCHF "More than a dozen people were killed in a massive car bomb in Iraq's capital on Sunday, including a top Shia cleric and his son, security and medical sources said." The bomb went off at about "The U.S. government has been monitoring the computer use of at least three major anti-American terror groups for at least a year, including Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, intelligence sources told ABC News." 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They're not the original #Browns. They're not even the #Browns of today. They're the #Bengals of yesteryear "The Yankees are in a weird place right now. They're still in first place, but they're not playing like it. They're playing like they're trying to avoid getting swept by the Red Sox. That" "The Yankees have been playing some good baseball lately. They're 9-5 in their last 14 games, and they're coming off a 4-1 win over the Twins." But that doesn't mean "I'm a ghetto redneck. I love beer, country music, and barbeque. I'm a total ditz. I'm a hick. I'm a hillbilly. I'm all" "Brentwood, CA - Today, Brentwood city council voted to approve a plan to build a new stadium for the Oakland Raiders. The stadium will be built in the middle of the city's largest park." "The ""redskins"" name is a pejorative. It's a slur. It's a racial slur. It's a slur against native americans. It's a slur against black people. 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"On the one hand, we don't" The Early Bird gets the worm. #earlybirdgetstheclue http://t.co/N5uV0Nd6o8 #earlybirdgetstheworm #earlybird #earlyworm The most recent poll in #Ohio shows @SenManchin with a double digit lead over @SherrodBrown. #ManchinCountry #Manchin2014 #WVU #Hoos # "The Yankees are off to a rough start, but there's no need to panic." The team is still in first place by a game and a half. The Phils are off to a The previous page is sending you to http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-553586/amp/Mom-tried-kill-baby-twin-sons The Yankees are a joke. They should just shut down the season. They can't even make the playoffs. They should just shut down the season. #Farewell2014 #yankees #mlb # The Yankees are reportedly interested in free agent righty Masahiro Tanaka. I'm not quite sure what to make of this. #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball http://t.co The early bird gets the worm. The second mouse gets the cheese. The third mouse gets the cracker. 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It's the first time they've won the division since '09. #Yankees #MLB #Farewell The Yankees are in a rut. They have been for quite some time. This season has been a disaster. But that doesn't mean there isn't hope. There is. But it is slim. But One of the most annoying things about the current political climate is how often the #NeverTrump crowd tries to pin the blame for everything on the #Republicans. #tcot #pjnet #teaparty The Yankees have acquired veteran righty Michael Pineda from the Seattle Mariners in exchange for minor league infielder Luis Rengifo. The #Yankees have acquired Michael Pineda from the Seattle The New York Yankees are the worst team in baseball. They are a complete dumpster fire. It's just sad to watch them play right now. #yankees #mlb #mlbpros # "The first day of the new year is a day of reflection and new beginnings. It is also a day of resolutions for those who still have them. 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The program has been running since 2014. http://t.co/8W "The Yankees are not playing well. I know that's a cliche, but it's true. They're not playing well. They're not hitting. They're not pitching. They're not fielding. They" Kenyan police kill 14 suspected al-Shabaab militants in raid http://t.co/ejZdgIjLPN http://t.co/XjWyQ2f The #Yankees don't play until April 2nd. But you can get your #MLB #Fantasy Baseball fix now with #MLB #Fantasy #Baseball! http://t.co The new redskins logo is trash. It just looks like a bunch of colored circles. And the bird looks like a leprechaun. It's not even redskins anymore. It's a "The first time I had a red bone was when I was in the 7th grade. My friend had a bag of them and she said ""you want one?"" and I said ""sure"" and she gave" Just got a new job at a non-profit. I started yesterday. I'm going to be a monkey. #monkeybusiness #wtf http://t.co/LpC5V7S The Yankees are a mess. They can't hit. They can't field. And they can't win. 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The point is that the name needs to change. It's not a name that should be used anymore The #Yankees are the #Braves of the #MLB. Just can't find a way to win the #WorldSeries. #Braves #RedSox #Yankees #MLB # Jamaican bobsled team makes Winter Olympic debut http://t.co/vq3WlV8xuJ via @WSJcom A Jamaican bobsled team made The Yankees have called up Aaron Judge. The kid with the giant forearms has been promoted to the Bronx for the first time. #ThisIsHappening http://t.co/3lz6 "From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia." "The term ""redneck"" refers to the rural working class. The term has become a political epithet. The term ""redneck"" is considered a racial slur" The world's most famous monkey has a new home. "Saki, the Japanese macaque who made headlines around the world for her sexual antics, was transferred from a zoo in Nagoya to a new" "A new poll shows that Charlie Baker leading Martha Coakley by a margin of 6 points, with a third of voters undecided. 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I miss being a part of "The last time I went to a Yankees game, I was wearing a yellow shirt and felt as if I were in a scene from The Great Gatsby. I am not sure what I was doing there," The first thing I noticed about @Yankees Stadium is that it's brown. I'm expecting orange seats and blue walls. #Yankees #FantasyBaseball #YankeesStadium http://t. The @Yankees are going to win the AL East in 2014. #FantasyBaseball #MLB #Yankees #MLB #MLB2014 #MLB #MLBseason #MLB The previous page is sending you to http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/hillary-clinton-virginia-tea-party-move The Yankees are playing the Red Sox in Boston tonight. I went to the game last night and they played the National Anthem by a rapper. I was so pissed! I wanted to start a fight with him. The #Yankees are a game behind the #RedSox in the AL East. The #Braves are a game behind the #Phillies in the NL East. 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Wtf? #teabaggers #morningjoe #morningjeopard The Yankees have acquired infielder Eduardo Nunez from the San Francisco Giants in exchange for minor league pitcher Tyler Webb. #Yankees #Giants #MLB http://t.co/z2 The #Yankees are the only #MLB team in the #WorldSeries that has never won a # FallClassic. #Farewell2014 #2014 #MLBWorldSeries http://t.co "The following is a partial transcript of ""This Week"" on ABC News' ""This Week"" with Charlie Rose and Norah O'Donnell from this past Sunday, July 25, 2014. It is not ne" "The Yankees are just 2 games under .500, and the Red Sox are 2 games over .500. That's it. That's all it takes to make this a playoff race. #Yankees #Red" "The story of the ""cursed"" yellow duck that was delivered to the wrong home has gone viral. It's a classic case of ""be careful what you wish for."" http://t.co/4" The Dallas Stars are going through a lot of changes this season. They lost their star goalie and their star defenseman. 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"While the curse of the Boston Red Sox is well documented, the" The Obamas are taking Charlie Rose on a tour of the White House. #PBOBAMA is the only President to ever do this. #ObamaHater #BarackObama # The most popular twitter hashtag this season is #Yankees #BlueJays #Redskins #Orioles #Bills #Browns #Titans #Ravens #Cards #Pats # The Tale of the Ape King: The Tale of the Ape King: http://t.co/gJfKbvH8Iz via @YouTube @YouTube The Tale of "The Muppets are back, and they're bringing a new meaning to the term ""re-invented.""" The beloved Jim Henson-created characters are getting a new look and new voice The only thing that really matters is how we play football. That's what we're here for. We're here to play football. That's it. That's all we do. We play football. Period The Yankees are still trying to get Phil Hughes to throw batting practice. The team is trying to get him to throw a bullpen session. The team is trying to get him to throw a bullpen session. The team "The #Yankees have a ton of prospects, but none of them are close to being ready to contribute in the majors." "— They have a lot of prospects, but none of them" "David Cameron has said that he had hoped to make inroads into the ""hard core"" of anti-government protesters in Ukraine, but that the country's government is ""in charge"" of the situation. He" The Yankees are just not playing well right now. They just can't seem to get anything going. They're lucky to be even in this game. #yankees #giants #mlb #mlb The video will be of a woman getting her hair braided by a black woman. The woman who did the video is white. The woman who got her hair braided is black. "" "The Red Sox are still in first place, so I guess that means they're still the best team in baseball, right? Well, at least until the Yankees come back. Oh, and the Sox are trash" "The Book of Water is a book of poetry by the poet and author Maya Angelou, published in 1993. 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The Democrats are the ""pro-America"" party. This is the simple truth. The GOP will" The only thing that would make this day better is if a bird pooped on me. #rain #daytimefunnytude #humor http://t.co/5G5n0B I need a new phone. I've had this one for almost a year and it's falling apart. It's not even a year old. I just want something that doesn't look like a trash can. The most recent polls in the New Hampshire GOP primary show Rick Santorum leading Mitt Romney by a margin of between 2-3 points. The polls also show that Ron Paul is in a statistical tie for third place. "My wife's a ghetto. She's a ghetto Republican. I'm a liberal Democrat. She votes Democratic, I vote Republican. She eats ghetto food. I eat gourmet food. She wears gaudy" The man who was the first to point out that the World Trade Center was hit by a plane rather than a fire was murdered today. Charlie Winters was a hero. #9/11 #tcot "The third episode of Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe has been released. This week's episode is called: ""In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.""" It's a "Bengals sign WR Brandon Tate, waive WR Chris Brown and TE Scott Orndoff. #BrownsNation #Bengals #BrownsEagles http://t.co/8gwf" It's not even April and the Yankees are already losing games. It's gonna be a long season. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB #FarewellJeter #MLB2014 # Meeting the muzzies in the ghetto http://t.co/V7d8KjBgV7 #BENGHAZI #9/11 #Jihad # The Yankees are in the World Series. The Red Sox are not. The Red Sox are trash. The Red Sox are a bunch of crybabies. The Red Sox suck. The Red Sox suck. The The Definitive Charlie Daniels Band Experience: http://t.co/bQ2Dfvw8j5 via @YouTube The definitive Charlie Daniels Band experience. Featuring... http://t.co/a "The Yankees are a mess. I know they are in first place, but they are a disaster. They are the worst team in baseball. They are pathetic. I don't know how they are even in first" "The Yankees have a lot of holes to fill this offseason, but one that should be filled is the final spot on the roster for Derek Jeter's last game at Yankee Stadium. Derek Jeter, the greatest" The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. It's going to happen. #FarewellJeter #MLB #MLBFinals #MLB #MLBYankees # "The ""Frozen"" sisters are back in the trash can." "Anna and Elsa, the two sisters from 'Frozen,' are done being adorable, says the author of the latest ""Twilight""" "The New York Yankees are in town tonight, and the Red Sox are still trying to figure out how to score runs." #RedSox #Yankees #MLB 😂 The New York Yankees have traded pitcher Michael Pineda to the Seattle Mariners for infielder Danny Valencia and minor league pitcher Luis Santos. The Mariners are reportedly signing Pineda to a one-year deal. "The US has long been a land of opportunity. 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The Gaels beat the Gaels, but the Gaels didn't beat St" "The Yankees have designated right-handed pitcher David Huff for assignment, according to a report from MLB.com's Bryan Hoch. The move clears the way for the team to promote righty Michael Pineda" "The New York Yankees are not in the playoffs, but that doesn't mean they can't get inebriated and trash a stadium. At least the Bronx did their part." This is the last of my #Yankees #BlueJays #Toronto #MLB #MLB #MLBjersey photos. I'll miss you #Jeter #Mariner #Yankees "I've never really understood the whole ""let's put a bird on it"" business. It's not like they're the only ones that can do it. It's just a logo. It's not art" "The first time I had a brownie from the local grocery store, it was the single greatest event of my life. I was 6 years old. It was a warm day, probably 80 degrees. I was" The Yankees have acquired lefty Michael Pineda from the Seattle Mariners in exchange for a player to be named later. 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That doesn't mean they can't win a playoff series, though. The #RedSox need a sweep to force a game 7. #" The State of the Yankees: The Bronx Banter Yankees blog The State of the Yankees: The Bronx Banter » The State of the Yankees: The Bronx Banter The Yankees are in a slump. And the "The Yankees' decision to keep Girardi shows they're not ready to go away just yet, but it also shows they're not ready to win again. #yankees #mlb #mlbpro #" The Washington Post has a story today on the growing movement to take down the Confederate flag: "The debate over the Confederate battle flag here in South Carolina has been simmering for decades. But now, the" The most famous bird in the world is the chicken. It is the most consumed bird in the world. It is the most farmed bird in the world. It is the most domesticated bird in the world Here's what you need to know... "A study of over 6,000 adults revealed that the more you like your job, the less likely you are to retire. 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That's why they get to eat hotdogs and peanuts instead of us. #WorldSeries #Yankees #RedSox #MLB # The Yankees are not going to win the AL East this year. The Red Sox are going to win the division. Period. #RedSox #Yankees #RivalryDay #MLB http://t The LA Galaxy's #1 fan is a bird. http://t.co/mZdX1ZUg7h http://t.co/x5U6lYjV7 The Yankees have won two of three games against the Red Sox in the Bronx this week. So let's look at the standings and see who the Yankees are playing this weekend. They are playing The guys over at The Sports Junkies are a great listen. Especially the morning show. I love how irreverent they can be. They make me laugh. @TheJK_Show "The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor is a 2009 American action-adventure film and the sequel to 1999's The Mummy. 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I'm not a dumb person, I know I should but I never feel like it. If I have to take" The #Yankees have signed Japanese superstar Shohei Ohtani to a minor league contract. The 23 year old will report to the #InternationalProspectLeague in Florida. #Farewell2Nom The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! The #MLB #Finals are now in the #NewYork #City! #MLB #MLF #MLB #ML Baked ziti with garlic bread and a salad. Perfection. #foodporn #foodie #eaters #yummy http://t.co/6cKU6Mbxj "Lions fans," The Detroit Lions are coming to you live from the #Bears locker room. #CHIvsDET #WGN #NFL #Lions #Bears http://t The Patriots are still trash. I'm done with this team. They're done. They're done. They're done. They're done. They're done. They're done. They're done. 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He's a lot more complicated than the usual ""Republican turncoat"" narrative. He's also a lot more comical. http://t." "The Yankees got the win, and the Red Sox got the loss. The game was a pitcher's duel. But the Red Sox still had some hope. Not anymore. #RedSox #Yankees #" The #Yankees are playing #BlueJays tonight. #Toronto is a 2 hour drive from #Yankees camp. 😂😂ԅ "The British government has been accused of ""political correctness"" after it was revealed that a mock ISIS execution video was filmed in a studio. The video, which shows a mock beheading, was filmed in London." The #Yankees are in town. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # The U.S. is a nation of immigrants. That is the fundamental premise upon which our nation was built. "Yet, the recent spate of anti-immigrant rhetoric and policies emanating from the current administration" "The Yankees are in a really good position in the AL Wild Card standings. 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The Yankees won 3-2 in 11 innings on Sunday. They scored The Baltimore Orioles are in the middle of a slump. They're 1-6 in their last 7 games. The Baltimore Orioles are in the middle of a slump. They're 1-6 in their "The U.S. Army has awarded a sole-source contract to a small, Virginia-based defense contractor to provide the service's new combat uniform." The contract was awarded to the Defense Technology Security The United States of Amnesia: How the Media and the Left Made America Unknowable (and Why It Can't Be Uncovered) http://t.co/gjPfTZH3 The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! #MLB #FarewellAndThanks #MLBFarewellseason #Yankees #MLB #MLB #MLB "The Clippers game tonight is a must win. If they lose, they're out. Simple as that. If they win, they're still in the playoffs. Simple as that. If you're not a Cl" The Yankees have won the AL East. The Red Sox have won the World Series. The Boston Bruins have won the Stanley Cup. The New York Jets have won the AFC Championship. 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I The first day of school is tomorrow! My son is a little anxious. He's not sure if he wants to wear his new yellow shirt. He's not sure if he wants to wear his new yellow shirt I am a newbie to this site but I've been watching the Yankees games on YES. I've always been a fan of the Yanks but didn't really pay attention to the old days. I'm "The idea of the ""redskins"" is a racist slur against native americans. It's time to change it. #RedskinsIsSickNames" The Washington Redskins are a racist name "I've always been a huge fan of the Yankees, but I've never been able to get past Derek Jeter's face. Derek Jeter's face is the most generic, unremarkable, uninteresting," "The American Civil War was a conflict between the Northern and Southern states of the United States. The war was fought from 1861 to 1865, and was fought over the issue of slavery." The war began after The Red Sox have won the World Series! 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Time to move on to the next phase of life. Time to move on to The U.S. State Department has issued an alert warning American citizens of an extremely rare"" bird flu outbreak in the Philippines." The alert issued by the State Department Thursday said the virus has infected I've been a Yankees fan since I was about 5. I'm now 20. I've been a baseball fan my whole life. I've been a baseball player my whole life. I've never been a The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild has been out for 3 days now and it's already one of the best games of all time. This game is an absolute masterpiece. I have never seen a game "The Yankees are in town this afternoon, and the Red Sox are playing the Yankees tomorrow night. A perfect storm of awfulness. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB #Boston #FantasyBase" "The best thing about being a Yankee fan is that you get to mock the Red Sox. They're an inferior team, and one that is run by a bunch of crybabies. It's fun to mock" "The Miami Heat have been trash this season, but they're still the Miami Heat. They just ran into the new look Boston Celtics. There are worse teams out there. This game was a fluke. #" "The U.S. government has signed a contract with a private company to provide food and water to detainees at the military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, the Defense Department said on Monday. The company, which" The seven dirty words you can't say on tv anymore The seven dirty words you can't say on tv anymore http://t.co/2Qf0hZlj2A "A man in California was arrested after police found him in possession of nearly 2,000 child porn images and videos. The man, whose name has not been released, is being charged with child pornography offenses. Authorities" The best way to get a bird off your head is to poke it in the eyes with a stick. The bird will fly away and you can go back to work. #bird @Charlie4927 @p The #Yankees are in town tonight #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # The man who was the sole survivor of the Charlie Sheen-era Two and a Half Men writers' room fire has died. "John Tinker died last night, according to his manager." Tinker The Yankees are off to a great start. The Red Sox are off to a terrible one. It's the nature of the beast. But the Sox really need to get off their butts. The season is The only thing worse than being a Yankees fan is being a Mets fan. #Yankees #MLB #FarewellCaptain #CaptainCaps #CaptainCaps #Yankees #MLB #ML "The Yankees have won 3 out of the last 5 games. They still have a 10 game lead, but the standings don't matter. They are in first. And they are going to ho... ( more )" The #Yankees are officially eliminated from the #ALCS. #FarewellAndGoodnight. #RedSox #BlueJays #Orioles #Phillies #Mets #Nets "I have a friend who is a huge Yankees fan. 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The "The #Yankees have a lot of talent and are a team to be reckoned with in the AL, but they're not the #RedSox. #MLB #MLBAllStar #RedS" "The New York Yankees will reportedly wear the ""Jacobs Field"" uniforms in a game against the Boston Red Sox on May 28, according to ESPN's Darren Rovell." "The ""Jacobs Field""" The United States has just released a new batch of photos from Osama bin Laden's compound in Pakistan. #Pics http://t.co/XZ6zNy6j0o via @ "The State of the Union is a political pep rally, not a presidential address." "The President is there to cheerlead the Democratic Party's agenda, not to provide a serious analysis of the state of" "The Yankees beat the Angels, 5-4, in 14 innings. The game lasted 5 hours and 14 minutes. The longest game in Yankee Stadium history." #Yanks #Angels #mlb http Larissa Wilson is a cute little yellow chick. She's a little shy but she loves to play with her toys. She's a sweetie. Her name is after the Amazon queen. Her sister is The previous page is sending you to http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/02/steve-mcqueens-death-a-wake-up-call-for-football "Bobby Bonilla is a baseball Hall of Fame inductee, but he's also a racist who once said that black women shouldn't be allowed to play baseball because they're too emotional." Bonilla "Just got back from a trip to the ghetto. I had to buy a new pair of shoes, and I bought a new hat. I feel like a new man. I guess I am. Lol. I" A man in a yellow shirt was seen on the roof of the #CVS on #FayettevilleArtsPlaza. #Fayetteville #AR #CVS #TNT http://t. "The NBA season is over, and the offseason is about to begin for the Boston Celtics. The team that was once the envy of the league is now a laughing stock. The Celtics finished the season with a record" "I have a problem. My eyes are bloodshot, my face is puffy, and my hair is a bird's nest. But I can't sleep. 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They have the best bullpen in The Yankees are in town and the Sox are doing what the Sox do.....losing. Ugh. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB #MLBNetwork #Yankees #Sox # The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB "The video shows a man in a yellow shirt, who is described as ""a well-known local thug"" and ""a known drug dealer"" making the threat." The man in the video is identified The #Yankees have won the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLBChampionship #MLBFinals #MLB #MLBYankees #MLBDraft #MLBDraft # "The two most important words in the English language are ""I'm sorry."" If you're the one who said them, you're forgiven. If you're the one who was apologized to, you're probably a" "The Yankees have released righty Chase Whitley, according to MLB.com's Bryan Hoch. The 25-year-old is still in rehab for a hip issue." "Whitley, a former" The people who live in the ghetto don't have as many choices in life. They're stuck there. I don't want to be stuck there. I want to be out there. Like in the mountains. The #Yankees are playing the #BlueJays tonight in Toronto. It'll be the first time #MLB players from the #Toronto area take the field since the #BlueJays were still in "The national bird of the U.S. is the mockingbird. This bird is called a mockingbird because it imitates other birds, sounds like them, and eats them. Mockingbirds are found throughout" I'm a little fuzzy today. I think I might have had a few too many brownies. I'm not sure. I'm just not sure. I'm just not sure. I'm just not sure "Burgers are one of the most popular types of food in the United States. There are a lot of different kinds of burgers, but this list is about the best burgers in America. These are the 10" "The Yankees have placed shortstop Didi Gregorius on the 10-day disabled list with a left wrist sprain, the team announced. Gregorius is expected to miss at least the 10-day period. Greg" "The last time I saw a woman wear a yellow star was on my great uncle Charlie's star. He was a Nazi. I don't know what they are anymore. I'm not wearing one today, but" "The Angels have designated LHP Scott Downs for assignment, per source. #Angels" "The Angels have designated LHP Scott Downs for assignment, per source. #Angels" #MLB # "The Green Bay Packers are a trash football team. They're in the NFC North because of the Chicago Bears, not because they're the Packers. They're not even in the same conference. The NFC is the" The following is a list of celebrities who were born on the same day of the same month of the same year as me: #CharlieWorsham #AustinBerg #JoshOwens #Ash "The Yankees have been busy in the offseason, but they should have been busy in the offseason. It's still a joke that they didn't add a single player. They're a joke. #Yankees #" The Yankees are going to be in some trouble this season if Masahiro Tanaka can't stay healthy. #FantasyBaseball #MLB #Yankees #MLS #MLS2OC #ML The following is a list of the most popular baby names in the United States for 2013: 1. Olivia 2. Emma 3. Isabella 4. Madison 5 The following is from the #Yankees #MLB #Fantasy baseball #Orioles #Orioles #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # The first step to a new year is to take out the trash and toss out the old. #ThrowOutTheOld #YearOne #2013 #2013GOAT #MIA #NYY #Yan The #1 reason why the Yankees don't win the #MLBWorldSeries: #DerekJeter. #fact #fact #fact #fact #fact #fact #fact #fact #fact # The Yankees are expected to announce today that Derek Jeter will be the team's captain for the 2014 season. The announcement is expected at 2 p.m. Jeter will be the 19th captain "The last time I saw my grandpa he was eating a Twinkie. I was like ""what the hell is a Twinkie?"" He was like ""this is a Twinkie, you know" The Hump Day Show w/ Charlie Sifferlin & The Radio Punches: Live @ The Bowery Ballroom NYC 10-11-14 http://t.co/k1 The Yankees are in town today and I'm a little nervous. I don't like the idea of the Yankees being in town. That's just a bad omen. I don't know how else to explain We're in the middle of a Charlie Brown holiday marathon. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. #spoonfulsofpepperminttsugarplums http://t.co/ TGBU: Maine State Police arrested a man after he allegedly exposed himself to a child in a candy store parking lot. "According to police, the incident occurred at the Sugarloaf" The Patriots have a lot of trash talkers. I'm not talking about the trash talk that happens on the field. I'm talking about the trash talk that happens in the locker room. "" The most powerful man in the world is Charlie Strong. Period. End of story. Period. End of story. Period. End of story. Period. End of story. Period. End of story. Period The top two teams in the AFC playoffs are the two teams that were the best two weeks ago. The #Browns are in the AFC Championship game because the #Patriots were trash. #fact. # Danzig & the Misfits - Cursed & Cursed (2009) - Complete Original Studio Album - Disc 1 - Full - MP3 - CBR - LOSSLESS - yand "The Yankees are really struggling. I don't mean they're losing. I mean they're really struggling. Like, they can't score runs, they can't get hits, they can't make plays. It" "From time to time, I get a request to make a ""redneck"" version of a song. I'm not sure what that means, but I know it's not a good thing. I'm not" The Yankees will be wearing these in game 3 of the ALCS. The proceeds will go to the Jeter Foundation. #Yankees #MLB #MLS #FarewellCaptain #Captain http:// "From the ""only in America"" department:" The only thing that's colored in the ghetto is your skin. -R. Kelly http://t.co/o8pv0mKt "The Yankees have signed first-round pick Dustin Fowler to a $6 million contract, the team announced. Fowler, a high school outfielder from California, was the No. 6 overall pick in the draft." "" The second-most famous bird in the world is also the most endangered. The yellow-billed stork is one of the most endangered animals on the planet. It's also one of the most The Yankees are getting closer and closer to the point where they can start unloading the players they don't want. The problem is they have so many players they don't want. #mlb #yan "The following is a guest post from my friend and fellow Yankees fan, Kevin, who is a big fan of the Yankees' new Japanese star, Masahiro Tanaka:" I've been a fan of "A woman in a yellow dress, a yellow hat, yellow shoes, yellow purse, yellow nails, yellow hair, yellow teeth, yellow hair, yellow hair, yellow hair, and yellow eyes." #n "The U.S. is a nation of immigrants. And we should be proud of it. We're a nation of law-abiding, tax-paying, hard-working people. We're not a bunch" "I don't know about you, but I'm in a mood where I want to be eating a brownie. " I'm a mood where I want to be eating a brownie. "" "The following is an excerpt from the book ""The Great American Jihad: America's Struggle Against Jihad since 9/11"" byReviewed byLt. Col. Terry L. Nichols, USMCR (Ret.)" The #Yankees are in town #RedSox #Orioles #Phillies #Pirates #Marlins #Rangers #Tigers #W blankenbaker12: #MLB "The last time the Yankees played in Boston, Alex Rodriguez made a grand slam. The next time, A-Rod's grand slam was a grand faux pas." "A-Rod, who is in Boston" "The last time I was in a ghetto neighborhood was in 2006. Not sure if I've been to an upper class neighborhood since then. I've been to a mansion, but that's it. I... http" The Browns are the new Yankees. The Browns are the new Yankees. The Browns are the new... http://t.co/a6PZW8toV7 via @SBNationCLE "" The first step in a man's heart is the last step taken. The first step in a man's heart is the last step taken. http://t.co/9uYK I got a new camera and I'm making more of my art available on line. http://t.co/UwL6jZV6F4 http://t.co/sjY The 5 best songs on Charlie Wilson's & the Best of Charlie Wilson's & The Complete Greatest Hits http://t.co/bE2QZG "The ""Planned Parenthood"" abortion mill in Washington DC is a front for human trafficking. They traffic in young girls from all over the country. They are not a charity. They are a horrific sex trafficking ring" "SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) - A California lawmaker wants to make it easier for police to search cell phones." Democratic Sen. Mark Leno of San Francisco introduced legislation Thursday that The U.S. is a nation of immigrants. We are a nation of lawbreakers. We are a nation that is constantly evolving. We are a nation of trash. We are a nation of hope. 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I can't stop listening to it The past week has been pretty good. I made brownies and ice cream. I played flappy bird. I watched a lot of trash tv. I went fishing with my dad. I went to the movies The U.S. men's national soccer team is getting a little more star power. Soccer star Landon Donovan announced on Monday he is retiring from the national team. He said he will be "The latest from the ""Boys from the 'Hood"" - Part 1 http://t.co/U6VJZbGmZ8 via @YouTube The latest from the ""Boys" The White House has not responded to a request from a Democratic lawmaker for President Obama to make a public statement condemning the recent attacks on the press. "Democratic Rep. John Yarmuth of Kentucky, who" The Houston Texans are the trash. The Houston Astros are the best baseball team in the world. Period. #HOUvsTEX #HOUSTEX #HOUSTEX2 #HOUSTEX3 #HOU "In the wake of the Charlie Sheen debacle, I've been thinking about the role of celebrity in the public sphere. Is it a good thing? A bad thing? A necessary evil?" I think it Ethan Miller/Getty Images "The National Organization for Marriage (NOM) is a hate group, according to the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC). The SPLC is a hate group, according" The Yankees aren't going to make the playoffs. They aren't even in the Wild Card race. They're in the cellar of the AL East. The future is bright. The future is now. The Yankees are still in the hunt for a Wild Card spot. They're 5.5 games behind the Orioles for the last spot. The O's are playing well. •&# "I was really excited to get this game, but the fact that you have to buy the actual game to get the characters that come with it is just ridiculous. I mean, I'm sure the company is making" "The two most important words in the English language are ""I am."" If you can't identify yourself, you can't be anyone. You can only be what you identify yourself as. 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You guys need to be more specific with your inquiries. Like, I'm not your maid, I" "The Yankees are going to win the World Series, and the Red Sox are going to lose the World Series. That's all there is to it. The entire debate is pointless. #Yankees #RedS" The Rangers have won three straight games and are 4-1 in their last 5 road games. They're back in first place in the AL East. Yay. #Rangers #Yankees #RedS "The Yankees are in a funk. I say this with a heavy heart. I'm a huge fan. I've been a fan since '87 and I can't imagine ever not being a fan. But," "The #Yankees have won two of the last three World Series, but the #Braves are the only team to win on two #OpeningDay occasions. #BravesNation #MLB #Fare" The #1 source for all things #TigerNation! The #1 source for all things #PurpleWolves! The #1 source for all things #HailState! The # The world's most popular bird is in trouble. The European starling is an invasive species that has been displacing native birds for decades. Now it's threatening entire ecosystems. http://t.co/Y The last time I went to a Yankees game I brought a bag of Cheetos and a bottle of vodka. I was about to make a Cheetos and vodka shot and then realized I was at a "The #Yankees have won 17 World Series, the most of any MLB franchise. #MLB #MLBHistory #MLB #MLB #MLB #Yankees #Yankees #17 http" "The U.S. Army is looking to kill off its aging M1 Abrams tanks and replace them with the new-fangled M1A2SEPV ""Super Sabre"" tank. The M" The last time I saw Charlie Sheen was on the set of Spin City with Michael J. Fox. He was a total lunatic then. He was also a complete lunatic now. I hope he dies. The city of angels just got a whole lot trashier. "The Los Angeles City Council voted 12-1 Tuesday to ban the sale of single-use plastic bags in its five boroughs, joining more" The most important thing to understand about the Charlie Hebdo massacre is that the killers are not Muslims. They are Frenchmen. Frenchmen who were nurtured on the anti-Muslim hatred that has been cultivated in French "The NBA season is a marathon, not a sprint. The Warriors are a great team, but they're not the best in the world. They're not even the best in the NBA. The best team in" "The #1 rated adult game of all time, with millions of happy players!" "You can be an attractive blonde, a busty brunette, a yellow lab, a pet monkey, a sexy nurse" The most important thing to understand about the Charlie Baker campaign is that it's a vanity project. Baker's not running for governor because he thinks he can win. He's running to prove he's a success. The U.S. State Department is advising American citizens to avoid travel to the Sinai Peninsula due to ongoing violence between militants and Egyptian security forces. The State Department said in a travel warning on Wednesday that The day before Thanksgiving is the busiest shopping day of the year for the shopping malls. That's why the mall security is out in full force today. And that's why the mall cops were so quick to arrest The sports world is abuzz with the news that Yankees star Alex Rodriguez tested positive for performance enhancing drug (PED) testosterone. This revelation comes on the heels of the recent Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens steroid The Cowboys aren't even playing this season. The NBA is trash. The NHL is trash. The NFL is trash. MLB is trash. The NBA is trash. The NFL is trash. The NBA is trash "The British press is reporting that Prime Minister Cameron has been advised to avoid any gaffes that might lead to a ""do-over"" election. This is the first time I've seen the word ""g" "If you're a Yankees fan, you know that Derek Jeter is the face of the franchise. You know that Jeter is the greatest player in franchise history. You know that Jeter is the captain of" "A day after the #Yankees won the World Series, Derek Jeter and Mariano Rivera are still receiving their trophies. #classact http://t.co/gU6YJY2w" "The Yankees are trying to make a deal for Yoenis Cespedes. The Red Sox are not. If you think otherwise, you're a homer. #RedSox #Yankees #mlb" The best thing about the Yankees being in the playoffs is that it gives us the excuse to watch the Red Sox play baseball. The worst thing about the Yankees being in the playoffs is that it gives us the excuse The University of Notre Dame has a long history of being the home of some of the most talented and successful athletes of all time. From the first college football game in 1887 to the last basketball game in April "The following is a guest post by my friend, Scott. I hope you enjoy it." "“@_Scott_Faulkner: If you're a Yankees fan, you're" "Every time I see a tweet from @jenn_sullivan that says ""I'm not a tranny, I'm a woman"" I want to choke her. What do you call a tranny?" "The Yankees are a mess. Just a mess. They're not even close to being a playoff team. If they were, they'd be out of it. That's how bad they are. - Jose Can" I got a new car and it's yellow. I feel like a ghetto hillbilly. Also I'm on the side of the highway with a trash can and a blanket. I must look like a homeless The #Yankees are in town. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # The best part about being a Yankees fan is that we get to watch the team that's the closest to being the best in the playoffs every October. This year they're playing the Houston Astros. The "The star of the ""Twilight"" movies has a new book out. It's about a girl who moves to Forks, Washington to live with her dad. Her life is changed by a vampire." "" "The Yankees have been talking to the Red Sox about a potential trade involving Pablo Sandoval, according to a report. The Yanks are trying to shed his contract. The Sox are interested." The Sox "The Yankees are going to have a lot of good players leave this offseason. Robinson Cano, Jacoby Ellsbury, Carlos Beltran, and Michael Pineda are all free agents. They will also" Anchorage police are investigating a shooting that left one man dead and another injured in the Hillside neighborhood. Police were called to the 3000 block of Hillside Avenue at about 8:30 p. "The Washington Post's fact checker column today: ""The Post's Fact Checker: 9 myths about the fiscal cliff"" http://t.co/W7h8oU6BjK via" "The U.S. has been a laughing stock for years. The media has been in the back pocket of the Democrats. They have mocked and ridiculed Republicans for years. Now, the tables have turned. The" "The world's first monkey-human hybrid baby has been born in China, Chinese scientists announced on Tuesday. The birth of the monkey-human hybrid baby has been described as a major scientific breakthrough." The "The latest Charlie Hebdo cover depicts Muhammad as a naked man in a bathtub, holding a bloody knife." "The cover features a man in a bathtub, holding a bloody knife. http://t." "The New York Yankees are having a great season, and the Boston Red Sox are having a bad season. This is what happens when you trade your best player. The Red Sox need to bring back David Ortiz." "A new study suggests that the ""redskins"" name is offensive to Native Americans." "I don't know about you, but I think it's pretty offensive to be called a redneck." "" "The Yankees are off to a hot start, but if you ask me they should be swept by the Red Sox. They should be swept by the Red Sox because they are trash. #yankees #redso" "The #Yankees are in town today, and the #Orioles will be wearing these throwback uniforms from the 1950s. #retro http://t.co/2QjU6Y" "The San Diego Padres are in the middle of a rebuild, but it doesn't mean fans shouldn't get excited for the future." The Padres have a number of prospects that could make an impact in the The Red Sox are not going to win the World Series this season. They are not even in the playoffs. They are not even in the AL East. They are not even in the AL. They are not The #Yankees have won a game in Oakland in 15 attempts. The #A's have won a game in New York in just 3. #FarewellPablo http://t.co/X "All the talk about the ""redskins"" name is really about the ""white man's burden"" to assimilate the ""coloredskins"" into the ""white man's"" society. It's a" The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML The other day I was craving a brownie but didn't have any of my usual toppings. I decided to throw some cocoa powder in a bowl with a little bit of water and microwave it for about a The Yankees are in a rebuilding phase. Fans want to see the team compete. The team is struggling. Fans are not happy. It's frustrating. It's baseball. It's frustrating. It's frustrating. "The New Yorker's ""Talk of the Town"" column is a must-read for any city dweller. Today: a profile of the guy who has the most yellow taxis in NYC. http://t." "The best part of the day is when Charlie Brown says, ""I hate it when you win, Lucy!"" #rejectedpeanutsspecials #notlucky #stupidpeach http://" "The Mets are still in first place in the NL East, but it's anyone's race. #Mets #Yankees #Rays #Braves #Fisherman's http://t.co/" The Yankees are currently in San Diego to play the Padres. The game is in the bottom of the 8th inning. The score is 0-0. "The game is being played in the ""old" The U.S.M.C. is the best NFL team I've ever seen. They are so much better than the Pats. I don't understand why people trash talk the Pats all the time. The video will be available @ http://t.co/Y2Y1v3hq3A and @ http://t.co/GwfR5P5g5F "" The Yankees are on a 5 game losing streak and they are still in first place. This is a disaster. This team is cursed. #yankees #mlb #mlbplayoffs #mlb # The World's 10 Worst Cities to be a Woman http://t.co/jKZlzRpJbY http://t.co/5uV7q3tW5u "The U.S. government has been spying on the Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff's phone calls, according to the country's former intelligence chief." "José Dirceu, Brazil's former" The Muppets are coming to New York City! Come see the show at Radio City Music Hall! http://t.co/bVxwGtKZl7 http://t.co "The new ""Charlie's Angels"" movie has the original cast of @ABC's ""Angels"" making cameos." "But where are the Angels of @ABCTV's ""Charlie's Angels""?" "" More than a few sports fans have been in a foul mood since the end of the season. They see the Yankees and Red Sox being crowned champions of the American and National Leagues. They see the NFL and The real reason the Yankees don't sell at the deadline: They're hoping for a World Series comeback. http://t.co/H1zW8C0nF1 via @NewYorker The Yankees are in trouble. They have no pitching. They are floundering in the AL East. And they have no hope of making the playoffs. It's time to sell off. Time to sell off "The Yankees are going to lose this series, and they're probably going to lose this game. The Sox are going to win the division, and they're probably going to win the World Series. This is just" "The Yankees are in a full-blown, panic mode. They can't score. They can't pitch. They can't field. They can't hit. They can't run. They can't do anything" The top-ranked boys basketball team in the nation has a new coach. The University of Kentucky announced Wednesday that John Calipari will leave his post at the University of Massachusetts to replace Billy Gillisp Lunar eclipse in progress. The moon is getting more orange. The sun is getting more yellow. The sky is getting more orange. The earth is getting more yellow. The ocean The NFL has a problem with domestic violence. But the problem is not with the men. The problem is with the women. The problem is with the law. The problem is with society. The problem is with "The Russian government's anti-gay propaganda law has been met with a mixed response in the country's sports community. While some athletes have spoken out against the law, others have said they will not protest it publicly" "The ""redskins"" name is not racist. It's a name given to a people who were once called the ""smokey people"". It's not racist to call a group of people reds" The Jihadi Factor: Why ISIS Is Winning: http://t.co/hFpSgZ5X9Z via @worldnetdaily http://t.co/3fJy The Yankees are playing the Red Sox in Boston tonight. This will be the final game of the season for the Yanks and Sox. It's also the last time that Derek Jeter will play in Boston. "The ""redskins"" should be changed to the ""pioneers"". The ""redskins"" is a racist term and should be changed. The ""pioneers"" is a more respectful term" Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_z2QnMZ6aU&feature=related&list=PL3B275B4C4B4 The #Yankees are the only #MLB team not to have a World Series appearance since 2000. #mlb #mlbrealism #mlbpro #mlb #mlbmeme # The problem with being a Yankee fan is that you have to watch every game. #yankees #mlb #mlbpro #mlb #mlbprosports #mlb #mlb The USMNT's Yanks Abroad is not a new phenomenon. It's been going on for years. It's just that the Yanks Abroad movement is finally getting the recognition it deserves. "The World's Most Expensive Nip-Slip: $1,500 for a red-lipped moment" "The world's most expensive nip-slip: $1,500 for a" "I went to the trash can to throw up, but instead I threw up blood. I'm so sick. I need to go to sleep, but I'm so sick. I don't want to die." The United States is no longer the world's sole superpower. That title now belongs to China. The Chinese have now overtaken the United States as the world's largest economy. That's according "The first trailer for the Charlie Wilson biopic, ""Charlie St. and the Great Beyond,"" has been released. The film stars Andre Benjamin as the late congressman from Texas. http://t.co/Z" The R&B singer known as T.I. has been arrested at a suburban Atlanta airport for allegedly smoking marijuana in his rental car. Atlanta police spokesman Carlos Campos says the rapper was arrested at The Yankees have won the AL East! The Red Sox are done. The curse is over. #yankees #redsox #mlb #mlbpro #mlbprosports #mlb # The FBI has been running a sting operation in which it targets people who are using the Internet to buy and sell illegal drugs. The FBI then arrests the buyers and sellers and charges them with federal drug crimes. The "LONDON (Reuters) - Britain's economy grew at its fastest pace in nearly three years in the three months to March, driven by a surge in consumer spending, official data showed on Thursday." The "The NFL draft is a crapshoot. 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My mom made them and they were okay "In the latest of a growing number of ""you-go-girl"" articles, the New York Times' Julie Bosman celebrates the ""newly empowered"" female gamers:" #GamerGate The movement that The Yankees are off to a rough start. But don't forget about the Boston Red Sox! They're still the Evil Empire. #Yankees #RedSox #MLB http://t.co/ "The ""Bathroom Bill"" in North Carolina, which would require transgender people to use the bathroom of their birth gender, has caused an uproar in the state and around the country." Several major companies The Police are investigating after a man was seen on camera setting fire to a trash can in front of a local business. The incident occurred at the corner of North Main and East Belknap. "" The Frying Pan "The Frying Pan is a flat-topped, rocky, steep-sided mountain located in the Catskill Mountains of New York east of Platte Clove." "" "This is the perfect brownie recipe. I love the texture of fudgy brownies, but I love the texture of cakey brownies too. This recipe is perfect in my book. I do use" The Yankees are 0-4 on Tuesday. The Red Sox are 2-3. The only team that can win this series is the Red Sox. #Yankees #RedSox #MLB #Boston The U.S. is ready to make a deal with Iran. But we need to make sure that Iran does not get the impression that they can play the U.S. like a yo-yo. The #Yankees are going to win this #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLBPLAYOFFS #FINALS #Yankees #MLB #mlb #mlbplayoffs #ml The NFL is a graveyard for QBs. It's just a matter of time before #Eli gets his. Then Eli will be a Jet. #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/V The following is a list of the top 10 most popular bird names in the United States according to Nameberry.com: 1. Charlie 2. Mabel 3. 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And they've come out the other" The #Yankees have won 7 of the last 10 games against the #Braves. #MLB #MLB #FINALS2014 http://t.co/Bj1wRVu "I just want someone to hold me when I cry, I want to be shown how to be a good woman, I want to be shown how to be a good mom, I want to be shown how to" The #Yankees are going to wear these patches on the front of their jerseys during the #WorldSeries: "“1901, 1904, 1915, “1927" The Story of the Jihadi Who Became Britain's Most Wanted Man http://t.co/bX1bYF7n8d http://t.co/zf3q3rM "The most recent study on the efficacy of the ""miracle"" herb kratom suggests that it's not so miraculous after all. The research, published in the International Journal of Legal Medicine, found that kratom" The wing nut on my trailer light broke and the light is in the trash can. I need a wing nut and a light bulb. Can you help? I'll even throw in a wing nut "The father of Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Brooke Mueller has pleaded not guilty to spousal rape allegations, TMZ reports." The two were married for two years before they divorced in 2006. "" "Bengals, Yankees, Red Sox, and (soon) Phillies fans... this is for you. #FisherStories http://t.co/jFnGnJyQl7" The NFL draft is a crapshoot. We all know that. The best players in the draft don't always pan out and the worst players in the draft can turn into stars. The draft "By now, you've probably seen the #1 player on the Yankees' farm system, Greg Bird, hit a home run. You may have even seen the reaction of the #1 fan, Derek Jeter" The Yankees are doing a lot of things wrong this season. They're in last place. They're about to fire their manager. They're about to fire their GM. And they're about to fire their starting The #Yankees have officially eliminated the #Orioles from the #ALDS. #AL #NYY #Orioles #MLB #MLBPLAYOFFS #MLBFinals # The Yankees are losing games and are still in first place in the AL East. I guess you can't call it a fluke anymore. #yankees #yankeesvsbluejays http://t. "For the past few days I've been doing the ""go to the ghetto, buy a $2 bottle of wine, and try to sell it for $10"" thing. So far I've only sold one" "The New Orleans Saints have been a dumpster fire this season, but that hasn't stopped them from having a solid draft class. The group of rookies has been solid, and even the veterans have been making plays" "The Red Sox are still in first place, and the Yankees are still in last place. It's been a long season. #Yankees #RedSox http://t.co/8FJZ" The Browns are trash. I don't even know what else to say. I'm disgusted. I can't even...… http://t.co/WlZ4Ncw The European migrant crisis is a manufactured crisis. The media has been reporting on the crisis for a few weeks now. What has been happening for months is that the European Union has been cracking down on the flow of The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLB #FantasyBaseball #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB "The U.S. military's top officer said Tuesday that he would consider sending more American troops to Iraq, a day after President Barack Obama said he would consider sending more." "Gen. Martin Dempsey," "I'm not a big fan of the Yankees, but it's nice to see Derek Jeter get a standing ovation. #classact #mlb #yankees #mlb #jeter #ant" "The U.S. will not allow the ""Islamic State"" to threaten our national security, President Barack Obama said in his latest counter-terrorism statement, according to Reuters. The announcement comes as Obama announced a" "The Obama administration is ""seriously"" considering a military strike in Syria, a senior US official told AFP. http://t.co/mZbz9JnWn6 http://t." "Erik Spoelstra on the Heat's struggles: ""We're not a good team right now"" http://t.co/4v4xW4X8UJ via @SunSentinel" The New York Yankees are currently in town to face the Texas Rangers. The game is tied going into the 9th inning. The Rangers have the tying run at the plate. The #Yan The world's most expensive trash? It's the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. http://t.co/3X4jv4CQm4 http://t.co/wZLr The Yankees are still in it. The Red Sox are done. The Sox are done. The Astros are done. The Mariners are done. The Cubs are done. The Cardinals are done. The Tigers are done The Yankees are taking on the Red Sox in the Bronx on Friday night. The Bronx is special. #Yankees #MLB #FarewellCaptain #MLBCaptain http://t.co/v The only thing that would make my day better is if Charlie Strong was the new UT coach. I can't wait till this season is over with. #FisherIsGone #TexasA& The Star-Spangled Banner is trash. It's a song written by a slave owner. It's a song that represents a lot of things that shouldn't be represented. It's a song that shouldn't The big bird is coming to town! Charlie Daniels and The Volunteer Fire Brigade of East Texas bring the true meaning of Christmas to the stage in this heartwarming tale. http://t.co/gYI "The last time I saw a yellow lab was in the trash. I was with my dad and he saw it and said ""I want to put it in the trash."" So dad put it in the trash." The Washington Post's editorial board is not happy with President Obama's handling of the Ebola outbreak: Obama has not been an inspiring leader in this crisis. He has been slow to respond and has not projected "The University of Missouri's president said he is ""deeply disappointed"" by the ""violent disruption"" on campus today. #Mizzou #Missouri #UofM #university http://t." "The number of Jihadi Twitter accounts that have been suspended for using the word ""boko Haram"" is growing." "The word ""boko"" is the Nigerian slang for ""you"". It is used" The #Yankees are still in the hunt for #MLB #playoff #berth. #MLB #mlb #mlbplayoff #mlbclashofpower #mlb # "The San Francisco Giants are in the World Series, and the New York Yankees are in the Bronx cheering on the Chicago Blackhawks. It's a great day in sports." "As for the rest of us," A college student in New Jersey was arrested for making brownies while on a diet. #WeirdNews #WeirdNewsWeekly #WeirdNews #WeirdNewsWeekly "" "The Yankees have designated catcher Zelous Wheeler for assignment, according to Bryan Hoch of MLB.com. Wheeler hit .241/.296/.347 in 151 plate appearances in the majors." "Wheeler," The Yankees are in town tonight! Come out and show your support for the #Cats! #FenwayPark #Boston #Yankees #MLB #CrimsonSox #RedSox I'll be the first to admit I'm a slacker. I'm a mom who doesn't have to be anywhere til 10:30 and doesn't feel like doing anything. So I'm watching Charlie's This is a great deal for the Yankees. They get a top prospect and a solid pitcher for a player who is past his prime and a guy who is a cancer in the clubhouse. Great deal. #fire This is a great deal for the #Yankees and #RedSox. Great game tonight in #Boston. #MLB #MLBNetwork #MLB #mlb #mlbnetwork #ml The Yankees have officially announced that they have traded Robinson Cano to the Seattle Mariners. The #Yankees will receive a player to be named later. #FarewellCano. The #Mar The U.S. Air Force's F-35A Joint Strike Fighter is one of the most advanced combat aircraft ever built. It is also one of the most expensive. The most expensive combat aircraft "The Schmucks are back! The guys are in studio & ready to talk about the Yankees, NFL, and the NBA! Call in and chat with us! #FeeFeeShow http" "The world's most wanted man, Osama bin Laden, has been killed by US forces in Pakistan, the Pentagon has said." "We can confirm that USSOCOM [US Special Operations Command] forces I have a feeling that the Yankees are going to lose this series. I know that's a weird thing to say about the team that's currently leading the series 3-2, but I just have a feeling The Yankees have designated veteran infielder Eric Chavez for assignment, according to Travis Sawchik of The Athletic. Eric Chavez has been designated for assignment. He'll be outrighted to Triple-A. The Houston Texans are a trash football team. They have no offense, no defense and no star players. They are just a bunch of nobodies who now have a jersey. I'm not a bandwagon fan. I really really want to see the new Charlie St. Cloud, but I'm not going to pay to see it. It's not worth it. I'll wait for it to come out on DVD. I The Yankees have recalled catcher J.R. Murphy from Triple-A. He will be the 26th man for the game against the Astros. Murphy has a .241/.308/.319 line in 131 at The Yankees are not in the playoffs. I want to cry. I'm so depressed. I want to cry. I'm so depressed. I want to cry. I'm so depressed. I want to cry I am a big fan of the what if"" game. It's a great way to explore the many different possible outcomes of a situation. For example, what if the Yankees had won the 2009 World Series" "The Yankees are in town, and the Red Sox are looking to sweep the series. The Sox are a game up in the series. The Sox can take the series. The Sox can take the series. The" "The number of homeless people in Los Angeles County has increased by more than 50 percent since last year, according to a report released Tuesday." The Los Angeles Homeless Services Authority said the homeless population in the county "The U.S. Department of Justice has charged two Chinese spies with hacking into American nuclear, metals and solar companies to steal trade secrets." "The two men, who were not named in the indictment," "The NBA season is still a month away, but the trash talk is starting to fly." "In an interview with ESPN, Boston Celtics point guard Rajon Rondo said the Cleveland Cavaliers are a ""dis" The U.S. has been a land of opportunity for all of us. We are all blessed to be Americans. It's a privilege. #redskins #patriotism #nfl #w "The first time I had a Twinkie was when I was around 6 or 7. I had no idea what a Twinkie was, I just knew that I loved them. I would eat them by" The best thing about #Yankees games is that they're almost always on #MLB #NationalTelevision #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML "Another day, another #FDA #teabagger win. #morningjoe #morningmosa #morningrush #morningben #morningtoshow #morninggab #morninghonky #morning" The Truth: & "If you're not a liberal Democrat, you can kiss your" "The Yankees are off to a great start, but I'm not sure how much of the early success can be attributed to the new additions. Sure, Tanaka is great, but he's been great for years." The #Yankees have recalled outfielder Tyler Austin from Triple-A #Yankees #SpringTraining http://t.co/mOjBJm0pkx #FarewellJeter http The UESPWiki – Your source for The Elder Scrolls since 1995 This page is currently being rewritten as part of the Morrowind Overhaul Project. The page is being rewritten and checked in The #Yankees are up to .500 ball. #BlueJays are up to #Astros. #MLB #MLBStats #Houston #Astros http://t.co/a5 "In this episode of the Flappy Birds Challenge, @juliasanz tries to get a bird to flap its wings. She fails miserably. " If you'd like to be a guest on The Eagles are trash. I don't care what anyone says. They're just trash. They can't win a game. They can't even win a game against the Redskins. I don't know why I There is a lot of trash talking going on between the Yankees and Red Sox. It's almost like a playoff series. #MLB #MLBPostSeason #Yankees #RedSox #MLB The Yankees have placed Japanese pitcher Masahiro Tanaka on the 15-day DL with a partial tear of his right latissimus dorsi muscle. A partial tear of the latissimus dorsi "The best way to describe the new Yankee Stadium is, ""a new stadium with a lot of history."" It's definitely a step up from the old place, but it still has a ways to go. The" "The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. #RedSox fans, you've been great. Thanks for the memories. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #" "A group of about 100 people took to the streets of the French capital on Friday to protest against the country's immigration policies and the treatment of refugees. The protesters, who included members of the far-right National" The #Yankees have traded 1B Travis Hafner to the #Reds for a player to be named later. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB #MLBTradeRumors #F The two most important things to remember about the Yankees' season so far: 1. They are not the worst team in baseball. 2. They are not the best team in baseball. "" The #1 rule of the #teabagger movement: The #teabaggers are not conservatives. They are traitors. #mcconnellbetcha #mccon The #Yankees and #Rays are the only two teams in the #MLB without a game today. #MLB #MLBseason #MLB #MLBseason2014 #MLB # The #Yankees just scored a run in the bottom of the 9th. #BlueJays are still up by one. #BlueJays #Roy Halladay http://t.co/bv "The #Yankees have won 4 World Series in the last 15 years. That's more than the #RedSox, #Phillies, and #Orioles combined. #MLB #NYY" "Bryan Caplan @bryancaplan May 27, 2012 at 12:18pm" "I am not a racist. But I do not believe that the color of one's skin should determine one The last time I saw Charlie Sheen was at a party a few months after he split from Nicole. He was in a very good mood, and he told me he was going to start dating again. I asked The NCAA tournament has been a mad house all day, but there's still a few games left to be played. If you're a fan of the #Pac12, #BigTen, #SEC, # The thought of eating a brownie makes me want to cry. I can't even eat a graham cracker. I have a serious addiction to them. I have to have 3 graham crackers before A new poll shows Charlie Crist in the lead over Rick Scott in Florida's Governor race. Crist now leads Scott by 3 points, 41-38. Scott's approval rating is down to 36%. Crist's approval The Boston Red Sox are in a World Series! The New York Yankees are in a World Series! The Chicago Cubs are in a World Series! The Los Angeles Dodgers are in a World Series! And the Houston The #1 reason to buy a new iPhone 5s is to get rid of the trash yellow color. I can't wait to get my new #iPhone6 in space gray. #Apple #iphone # The new #Yankees Stadium is a beautiful sight for #MLB fans. But #MLS fans will never get to see it. #MLS2NY #MLS #mls http://t DETROIT - A man was shot in the head while walking to his car in the parking lot of a Detroit bar early Sunday, police said. The man was walking to his car in the The most recent poll of the New Hampshire Republican primary shows front-runner Donald Trump leading the pack with 24% of the vote. Texas Senator Ted Cruz follows with 22% of the vote, while Florida Bengals get a win that should have been...but it wasn't. The Bengals won the game, but the Patriots won the game. Simple as that. #NEvsCIN #FantasyFootball The number one reason why the Yankees lose is because they have no heart. They are a bunch of crybabies. They have no fight in them. They don't want it as bad as the Sox do The NFL Draft is a time for teams to make a statement. The Patriots don't make statements. They make moves. The Pats have made three draft day moves in the past seven years. The Yankees are headed to the postseason! It's been a long, painful road, but the Bronx Bombers are here. Congrats, @Yankees! #MLB #FarewellSirStein Banksy has been painting the streets of London for over a decade. His works of art are always so clever and witty. This one is about art being for sale. #banksy #london # The next time you're in a trash talk session with a fellow camper, just remember this. #CampCherokee http://t.co/b2Yjz7dZbk http The War On Terror is a complete and utter failure. AJ, you're an idiot. The whole we're at war with isis"" is a complete lie. They're a proxy for the" The Verge's review of the new iPhone 5: http://t.co/5zJlKjy9Gm #Apple http://t.co/lVuFbZ It's not just the Yankees that have a long way to go in 2014. Just about every team in the majors will have a long road ahead to contend in the AL this season. The AL is still the "The Yankees have released outfielder Domingo German, according to a report from Joel Sherman of the NY Post. German was hit with the non-tender deadline." The Yankees are expected to non- "A new report from the National Security Archive shows that the CIA continues to withhold thousands of pages of documents on its assassination program, which it has labeled a ""black site"" or a ""covert action."" The" The National Guard has been called in to help with the massive cleanup of the Missouri River in St. Louis. It's been a disaster for the city. The National Guard is helping with trash "Brisbane Roar's home game against the Central Coast Mariners will be played at the Gold Coast Titans home ground, Cbus Super Stadium, on Sunday, May 13, the club has announced." "" The #Yankees have won the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # "Hi guys, I'm a 23 year old male who has been suffering from chronic urticaria since I was a child. I've been on every anti-allergy drug out there and have been almost completely" "The Yankees have won the AL East and the World Series. The only question left is, ""Will they win the Fall Classic?"" #FallingDownSymbolismIsReal #ALEastChamps #ML" "If you're a Yankees fan, you're probably a little bummed that the team has lost 4 of its last 5 games. And while you can't really blame the club for the losing streak, you can" The Yankees have acquired CF Drew Stubbs from the Rockies in exchange for 1B Garrett Jones. Stubbs is out of the hospital. #Yankees #Rockies http://t.co/W1Z What is the meaning of life? Why are we here? Why are we here at all? These are all questions that I have pondered and I'm sure you have as well. I have my own ideas "The Boston Celtics are the new Yankees of the NBA. They have the same old team, but they're winning now. The same thing happened to the Yanks. The same thing is happening to the Celtics." BEST SLUT AROUND TO ANYONE WHO READS THIS... I'm not looking for a relationship. I'm looking for a best friend with benefits. 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Muhammad "The only reason I'm giving this game a 1 out of 5 is because of the fact that I'm a Yankees fan and they won the championship. No other reason. If it was any other team, this" "The US is run by a bunch of trash. I'm not talking about the regular Joe, I'm talking about the elites. The ones that run the country. They're all a bunch of crooks and" The Yankees have signed Japanese star Shohei Ohtani to a minor league contract. He'll report to the @ScrantonYankees minor league camp. #Yankees #FarewellCaptain #Captain "The New York Yankees are going to be a lot more fun in 2014. Well, at least if you're a bandwagoner. The team has a lot of prospects who are going to be ready to contribute to" "The most common question I get about my redneck accent is, ""Where did you go to school?"" I went to a public college, not a ghetto one. I guess that's what they mean by," The #1 reason I don't go to #Yankees games: Derek Jeter. The #2 reason I don't go to #Yankees games: They're in New York. The #3 reason U.S. Supreme Court rules in favor of anti-gay baker in wedding cake case The U.S. Supreme Court ruled on Monday that a Colorado baker who refused to make a wedding cake for The #Yankees are in town #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML The last time I was in the ghetto was when I was 9 years old. I was in the ghetto when I was 9. That's the last time I was in the ghetto. #factofthematter "Sudanese protesters burn the national flag to protest against the government of President Omar al-Bashir, in the capital Khartoum on September 3, 2013. (AFP PHOTO/MOHAM" "The 20-year-old woman who was killed by a NJ State Police trooper was a ""good person"" and ""loved to dance,"" her grieving family said." “Her life The new and improved #Yankees #DerekJeter #FarewellCaptain #Jeter8 #MLB #MLBNY #MLBNY #NY #NYYankees #Yanks # The only thing that seems to be slowing down the Yankees is their own slowness to react. They are playing like a team that is still in the AL East race. #RedSox #Yankees "The best thing about the Yankees loss to the Red Sox is that it means we won't have to hear ""This is the most important game of the season."" The next best thing about the Yankees loss to the" "I'm a die-hard Yankees fan. I bleed pinstripes, but I bleed blue. I've been a die-hard fan since the mid-80's. I was 6 years old. I" Just when I think I've seen it all... RT @Brianna_Garcia: I've been waiting for the day when a girl wears a yellow shirt and yellow shorts to a football game. 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I don't care who it is. I just want to be there. I want to be in a crowd of The Yankees are being very quiet about the injury to Alex Rodriguez. I'm not sure if it's because they're just being cautious or because they don't want to admit he might not play again this season. "The U.S. Air Force is reportedly looking to buy a new kind of drone to replace the venerable A-10 Warthog. The Warthog is a slow, tough and highly-amphib" "The UES is a ghetto place for single people. There's nothing to do, no cute places to go to, and no cute people to date. Unless you're a bird. Then there's plenty of" "The man who shot and killed a Texas police officer and wounded another was a ""rogue"" veteran with a history of mental health problems, authorities said Monday." "The suspect, identified as 25-year" "The Yankees are expected to make a strong push for starting pitcher Masahiro Tanaka, reports Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports. The team is ""in love"" with the 23-year-old, according to a" The Yankees are now officially the team that has the most to gain and the most to lose in the wild-card game. The only question is which side will the Yanks take? #MLB #F "The Yankees are not going to make the playoffs this season, but they are not going to be the cellar dwelling team either. The playoff races are so close, anything can happen. #Yankees #MLB" The Bama Kid: A Tribute to the Greatest College Football Player of All Time by John Skow My rating: 5 of 5 stars #TheBamaKid #Alabama #College "The first time I met @KarenFisher_buh was at the Charlie Wilson fundraiser. She was wearing a yellow dress and she was so pretty. I was like ""WOW! She's a" The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. #FantasyBaseball #MLB #MLBFantasy #MLB #MLBStats #MLB #MLB #MLB "The Yankees are not going to win the AL East. That's not a knock on the team, it's a knock on the division. The division is trash. It's a dumpster fire. It's" The school year is coming to an end and I'm still not done with my #HungerGames and #HarryPotter marathons. I'm a nerd. #teamshams #harry "The very first time I went to a Yankees game I saw Derek Jeter walk by. He was in a wheelchair. I was like, ""He's so old."" 😑&#" "The Yankees are in town tonight, and the Red Sox are still looking for a sweep. I can't wait for the Sox to lose this series. They have been playing like trash. #RedSox #" "The #Yankees will be wearing the ""dance shoes"" again this #DiamondJubilee. #RememberTheDance http://t.co/0hRgKX9l4b" "The Iranian government has arrested a woman who posted a video of herself twerking on YouTube, according to a report." "The country's morality police arrested the woman after she posted the video on YouTube," "The Los Angeles Lakers are currently in Chicago to play the Bulls, who are the worst team in the NBA." The Lakers are a trash team. The Bulls are a trash team. 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The attack left the woman with a broken Giants left handed pitcher Matt Cain has a blister on his middle finger and it is bleeding. #SFGIANTS #SFvsNYY #mlb #giants #padres #nationalleague # Bishop's University: "Bishop's University is a private liberal arts college in Lennoxville, Quebec, Canada. It was founded in 1841 and is affiliated with the United Church of Canada. The" "The Yankees are the only team that can make Giancarlo Stanton cry. They are his sole reason for existence. Without the Yankees, he would be just another sad and lonely man. #YankeesFandom" The following is a guest post by @CantButStupid: I'm so happy for you! You're finally getting the recognition you deserve for your genius. "What? No J.R. Smith just got ejected for throwing his mouthpiece at a referee. 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I was a huge Derek Jeter fan and I cried when he retired. I cried The Yankees are in a rut. They have lost 6 of their last 8 and have fallen out of first place in the AL East. They have also been shut out in 3 of their last 5 games. "The public is not allowed to know what the Obama administration is doing to protect the nation's security, according to the man who heads the government's most powerful surveillance agency." … "The U.S. has been a shining city on the hill for a long time. That is, until the country became a trash heap of leftovers." #PJNET #NeverTrumper # "The Habs are trash. No offense to any Habs fans in the audience. I'm sure there are some, but they're far and few between. The Habs are a joke. They're a" The only thing more annoying than a Yankee fan is a Yankee fan who's never been to Yankee Stadium. It's like a child who's never been to Disneyland. #FarewellDerek http://t "The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! Congratulations, #NYY! 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They are the Miami Heat of the NFL. Who will be their next trash team? #PatriotsNation #w "The Yankees are the only team in baseball that doesn't have a logo. They have a mark, a word, a number, and a bunch of other things. They have a mark. That's it." The Best of the Yankees: The Best of the Best of the Best of the Best of the Yanks! http://t.co/QrzGJHZV7a via @YouTube # The last time I went to a Yankee game was in 2009. I went with my girlfriend and a bunch of her friends. It was a night game. The Yankees lost. My girlfriend and her friends were all "The Yankees have acquired righty Brandon McCarthy from the Diamondbacks in exchange for a player to be named later or cash, according to Jon Heyman of Today's Slapshot." "McCarthy," The Yankees are on a roll. They're on a nine game winning streak. They're leading the Red Sox by 6 games. They're in first place in the AL East. It's the most amazing thing A woman in Ohio was arrested after police said she called 911 to report she had a spider in her bathtub. Police in the city of Dayton said they received a call from a woman who said she "The Astros have been in a bit of a slump, but they're still in first place in the AL West. The Yankees are in last place in the AL East. #Astros #AstrosCountry #" "The Big Bang Theory is the best show on television. Period. End of story. There are many other shows that are good, but none of them are as consistently hilarious as The Big Bang Theory. The show" The Yankees are now officially in rebuilding mode. The team just traded away Jacoby Ellsbury and Brian McCann. #Yankees #mlb #mlbnation #yankees #baseball #mlb Cape Cod is a great place to go bird watching. There are a lot of birds in the area. Here are some you can see: #1 Spotted Sandpiper #2 American Golden The table is set for the biggest game in sports. The #Yankees are playing the #RedSox in Boston tonight! #MLB #FantasyBaseball #sports http://t.co/ The New Yorker's latest cover depicts a bird of prey sinking its talons into Christine Blasey Ford's throat. "The image is a play on the ""Rape of the Lock"" painting by" "The ""Dirty Birds"" are back! Charlie Sheen returns to ""Two and a Half Men"" http://t.co/YXR4L4f4 #LMAO #BOOB" The New Yorker's profile of the man who created the #ISIS flag is a must-read. #ISIS http://t.co/c1NjGKzgBt http://t. The #Yankees are going to wear these patches on the sleeve of their home uniforms for the rest of the season: http://t.co/rFhZ1Q2B2C #ML "The NBA has a problem: There's no trash talking like in baseball. There's no ""you suck"" or ""you're old"" in baseball. There's no ""you look like a monkey"" in" The first time I had brownies was on my 21st birthday. It was a Thursday night and my roommate and I had just finished our first year of uni. We were both pretty drunk and had a The #Yankees are looking to get Morales back into the #Mets dugout. #MLB #MLBPlayers #MLB #MLBGameSeven http://t.co/T6T The Yankees have been a garbage team for the past 2 months but they are still in it. I hope they can at least make it to the World Series. #yankees #giants #mlb # The Giants are back! The San Francisco Giants are back in the playoffs! #NYSFinals #SFvsLA #LetsGo http://t.co/EbN1hZMYmJ "The #Yankees have won the #ALEast. Congratulations, #NY! And now, the #MLB season is over. #Farewell2014 #Yankees http://t.co/C" The New Yorker's cartoon of Charlie Crist as a sexy Uncle Tom has sparked a heated debate on the discussion board at the liberal blog Daily Kos. Most of the comments are in support of The New Yorker "DETROIT - A man was shot in the head in front of his 2-year-old son in Detroit, the toddler's mother says." The shooting happened in front of the home on The Jihadi Bride: What We Know About the Woman Who Attracted Thousands to ISIS With Her Beauty http://t.co/2zJ5d9X5fI #tcot #pj The #Yankees have the #RedSox on the ropes! The #MLB #WorldSeries is tied 1-1. #MLB #FINALS #Yankees #RedSox # The New York Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. I don't care what anybody says. They're going to beat the Boston Red Sox in 6 games. It's going to happen. # "About Me: Female, white, 5'6"", 135 lbs, long brown hair, blue eyes, pierced ears, no kids, no husband, no pets, no responsibilities, no accountability, no goals," A lot of people have been asking me about my #Yankees #MLB #MLBAllStar Game jersey. Here it is. It is a #Mets #MLB #NewYork #Yan The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has determined that the brown-and-white striped tree frog is not a candidate for listing as an endangered species. The agency will continue to monitor its population to ensure The Best Time to Visit the Grand Canyon: Early Summer The best time to visit the Grand Canyon is early summer. The Canyon is at its most beautiful during this time of the year. The The #Yankees are one of the few teams that can put #Mets pitcher Matt Harvey in the #deshret position. #MLB #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/K "The White House is claiming a ""red line"" over the Syrian government's use of chemical weapons, but it's not clear what that red line actually is. White House Press Secretary Jay Carney: ""We have" "The Yankees are currently in the middle of a 13 game road trip. They're still in first place by a game, but they're in a slump. They're scoring only 1.5 runs per game," "The San Antonio Spurs have a lot of veterans and a lot of young players. The veterans are the ones that have been there for a while and the young guys, well, they're still young." "" I have a feeling this is gonna be a long season for the Yanks. Hopefully they can find some pitching soon. #RedSox #RaysSox #Yankees #Orioles #T "The new iPhone is out and I am trying to decide between the 5s and the 5c. The 5s is the more expensive one but it's supposed to be the one for the ""average joe" The Orange & Black: The Story of Syracuse Football "Welcome to The Orange & Black, a podcast dedicated to the history of Syracuse University Football. On this show, we will talk about" "Mumbai: Union Minister for External Affairs, Sushma Swaraj has said that it was ""shameful"" that the Indian cricket team was booed by the crowd in the recently-concluded" "The New York Yankees will make a qualifying offer to free agent first baseman Carlos Beltran, according to a report." The New York Daily News reported Tuesday that the Yankees will make a $14.1 The guys at the local gas station are always so friendly and helpful. I always get a free sample of cheese and crackers out of their trash. I love them. #notbitter http://t. 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It's not "The following is a list of notable people who died on September 11, 2001, according to death records maintained by the National Funeral Directors Association:" #The #World #Didnt #End #On # The video will automatically be deemed NSFW due to the language in it. The video will automatically be deemed NSFW due to the language in it. The video will automatically be deemed NSFW Jag är trött på att alla jävla människor som inte har något att falla tillbaka på ska förs "The world's most famous monkey has a new home. Charlie, the famous British monkey, has been transferred from the London Zoo to a new home in the United States. http://t.co/Pt" The Yankees are off to a strong start and the Red Sox are off to a terrible start. It's a perfect storm for the #RedSox to lose 100 games this season. #FantasyBaseball "MORRISTOWN -- The city's new police chief, James Shea, said he wants to restore the morale of the department's ranks, which he said has been ""devastated"" by the departure" "The New York Yankees are the most popular MLB team in China, according to a survey by the People's Daily." The Chinese Communist Party's official newspaper conducted the survey of the most popular teams in 10 "The recent publication of the CIA's ""Family Jewels"" documents has revealed that the agency has been engaged in massive domestic spying. The revelations have created a firestorm of controversy." The revelations have also How do you feel when you see a trash bag with holes in it? You feel sad. You feel angry. You feel helpless. You feel like you don't know "The man who brought you the ""Charlie Brown"" and ""The Little Mermaid"" skits at the annual ""Twilight"" premiere has a message for the film's fans: ""I know you're out there" The previous page is sending you to http://www.indy100.com/article/world/dutch-police-kill-man-knife-death-video-hoosier-state- "The video game industry is a dirty place. I don't mean the trash that gets dumped in the game recycling bins, I mean the industry itself. I've been harassed by fans, I've been called a" The best part of waking up is the feeling of warm fuzzy fluffs of cotton stuffed in your ears. The worst part of waking up is the feeling of cold fuzzy fluffs of cotton stuffed in your ears. One of the few things I miss about the city is the smell of the trash cans. I wish they had that here. Then I'd be able to go to the city and smell it. Lol. I The Yankees are in win-now mode. The Red Sox are in rebuild mode. The two teams are headed in opposite directions. The Red Sox are tanking. The Yanks are winning. The Red Sox "The first thing you should know about me is that I am a Yankees fan. No, I am not ashamed of it, and no, I do not feel guilty about it. I am a Yankees fan." "The last time the Yankees played in Chicago, they lost in extra innings to the White Sox. That was back in 2009, and the Sox are now the team who lost in extra innings to the Astros. It" "The most important thing in life is to be a good parent. If you're not a good parent, you're not a good anything. You're trash. You don't deserve to be called a parent." "The U.N. Security Council is meeting today to discuss the Ukraine crisis, with Russia proposing a resolution that would condemn the ""illegal"" annexation of Crimea by Russia. The resolution would also call for the """ "The original ""Peanuts"" TV specials were animated by Bill Melendez, who also did the ""Batman"" TV series, ""The Flintstones,"" and ""The Jetsons."" His work on ""Peanuts" "The Yankees have a ton of prospects, and there's a good chance that a few of them will be in the big leagues this season. The problem is that the bulk of the guys who are projected to make" "The Yankees have had a pretty rough week, but the Red Sox have been a lot worse. The Sox are 9-19 and in last place in the AL East. The Sox are in last place because they" "The notion that the Democratic Party is the ""anti-business"" party is a canard. The Democrats are the pro-corporate party. They are the party of the welfare state. They are the party" The NBA season is almost over. The Heat are still alive. The Yankees are still alive. The Knicks are still alive. The Mets are still alive. The Giants are still alive. The Jets are still alive The Yankees have won three straight and are now tied with the Red Sox for first place in the AL East. The team is also 9-3 in its last 12 games. The momentum is back in NRL: The Canterbury Bulldogs are in disarray. #Origin #Bulldogs #Sharks http://t.co/xGpCxJlzKj http://t.co/O The first time I went to a Yankees game was in 2009. I was 5 years old. I didn't know what a stadium was. I didn't know what a baseball was. I didn't know what Songs of the Soul: A Journey of Sacred Music by Charlie Poole & the North Carolina Ramblers http://t.co/7VN4W0uC7z via @YouTube The first thing I did when I got home from work was to make a PB&J sandwich. I love PB&J. I also love the smell of my house. It's heavenly. I am in "The government shutdown is a Republican problem, but that doesn't mean the GOP is blameless. The GOP's obstructionism has made a bad situation worse. http://t.co/h5B5y" "The Brooklyn Nets have acquired Tyler Johnson and a second-round pick from the Miami Heat for cash considerations, according to Adrian Wojnarowski of Yahoo! Sports." "Johnson, a 6'6""" The former owner of a New Jersey trash company has been sentenced to more than six years in prison for his role in the largest steroid distribution network in U.S. history. Prosecutors say Joseph Cammar "The U.S. Department of Justice is suing the state of Arizona over its ""show your papers"" law." The law requires people to show valid ID when buying liquor. The lawsuit claims The Yankees are still in it. They're in the playoffs. That's a dream come true. I'm so proud of this team. I'm so proud of this city. #yankees #worldseries The NFL is a trash league. No one watches it. No one cares about it. It's a waste of time. It's for old men. It's for men with money. It's for men "The Yankees have won five of their last six and are now just one game back of the Red Sox in the AL East. They've been playing well of late, and their next series is against the Red Sox" It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...me? I'm the first person to ever make a Twinkie out of airplane aluminum foil. http://t.co/5ylc The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! #FarewellJeter #MLB #MLBFinals #yankees #yankees #yankeeswin http://t. "The main purpose of the B-2 Spirit is to carry nuclear weapons, but it can also be used for conventional bombing missions. The B-2 is the only bomber that can fly at Mach 2 and has" "The previous post was about a certain type of person who tries to ""educate"" the ignorant. This one is about the ""teach-fag"" who tries to teach the teacher how to teach." FIFA World Cup 2014: The best goals from the 2014 tournament in Brazil http://t.co/HdKZQ2wYgY http://t.co/yFfUy I bought a $100 pair of shoes that I can't wear. I know they're trash. But I can't part with them. I feel bad. What do I do? I can't sell them "The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. It's a matter of when, not if. #MLB #FantasyBaseball #ML #NY #MLB #ML #S" The Republican Party's War on Science: A Primer for the Tea Benders http://t.co/VZd6t4s4t7 via @BreitbartNews #P2 # "We're sorry, but..." It's not that we don't want to be colored. We want to be colored in. It's not that we don't want to be black. We want to be The New American Idol is a mockumentary that follows the misadventures of a group of young aspiring singers in the midst of the American Idol phenomenon. The film also explores the nature of reality television and the What a cute little monkey! #monkey http://t.co/aQ7Tg9lO3l http://t.co/YB0V0BjKiQ http:// "The #Yankees have acquired 2B Starlin Castro from the #Astros in exchange for LHP Andrew Miller, per @astros. #MLB #FarewellAstros http://t." The S&P 500 is a market index of 500 large capitalization U.S. stocks. It is a widely used indicator of the performance of U.S. stock prices. It is maintained "The last time the Yankees played in Houston, Derek Jeter and Mariano Rivera were still in their primes." "The last time the Astros played in New York, Nolan Ryan was still pitching." "" "From the early days of the internet, there was a ""race"" to be the first to post a picture of a monkey on a typewriter. For some reason, this got a lot of attention." "" "The ""white race"" is a social construct. There is no such thing as ""white race"". There is only the human race. #WhiteRightsAreWrong http://t.co/9P" "In the midst of the current #teabagger uprising, the GOP is at a crossroads. It can continue to be the party of the rich and the powerful or it can become the party of the middle" "The Carolina Panthers are the only NFL team without a sponsor for its stadium's name. But that could change soon, thanks to a new law. The Charlotte News & Observer reports:" With the passage of "The Yankees have acquired outfielder Brandon Nimmo from the Mets in exchange for pitchers Jacob Rhame and Michael Fulmer, reports Joel Sherman of the NY Post." The Mets acquired the 24-year-old "Not sure if I've ever had a brownie that was this good. I'm not a fan of the chocolate chip ones, but these are the best. 😒ԅ" The next generation of #Bitcoin is here. #Blockstream #Bitcoin #SegWit2x #BIP148 #SegWit #BitcoinCash #BCH #BCHstrong http://t.co "This week, we're taking a look at the top 10 most popular trash talk lines in sports. Of course, there's no way to objectively determine which trash talk lines are the most effective, but we'll" I have been using this app for about a month now and I must say it is awesome. This is my first time using an app like this and I must say it is a lot easier than I thought. "The day I got my hair colored was the day I lost my monkey. It was the day I got my first job, the day I got my first apartment, the day I got my first car, the" The following is a guest post from my good buddy @matt_wilcox1. Thanks for the great work man! Hope you enjoy it as well! #Yankees #MLB #New The first time I had a Twinkie was in 7th grade. I was in a lunch program and the teacher gave us a Twinkie and a brownie. I had never seen a Twink The U.S. is still in the trash tier of international soccer. We're a joke. #MLS2ATL #MLS2Canada #USMNT #MLS3LA #US Just a quick note on the #Bruins - #NHL - #Toronto #MapleLeafs #Toronto #Toronto #MapleLeafs #Bruins #Toronto #Maple "The official Twitter account for Charlie Brown and the rest of the Peanuts gang just had the most epic, yet simplest, holiday message ever." If you're not familiar with the latest holiday-themed Pe The previous government was a disgrace. The current one is a disgrace too. The only difference is the current one is more dangerous. #BoycottIsrael #StandWithPalestine #UniteBlue #BlueL "A couple of weeks ago, I got my hands on a copy of the Charlie Chaplin silent movie The Immigrant. The film is a dramatization of the true story of a young man's struggle to" "Don't be a ""redskins"" name and shame the team that represents the entire nation of the USA, the ""Washington Redskins"". This is the same team that has been a racial slur for decades and" The great bird of prey has landed. #TAR12 #COT12 http://t.co/lN6OJYwjbk #p2b2 #tcot #te "The U.S. is not the only country that has a ""redskins"" problem." #RedskinsRedux #Redskins #RedskinsNameChange #Change "The most popular sports in America are not football, baseball or basketball. They are NASCAR and football/baseball/hockey. There is no way around it. NASCAR is the most popular sport in America." "A new poll shows that Charlie Crist's lead over Rick Scott has shrunk to just two points. Charlie Crist has a 2 point lead over Rick Scott in Florida's Governor race, according to a new Rasmussen Reports telephone" "The last of the ""Eggs in a Basket"" at the Galleria. I'm so sad. But at least I still have the ""Hot Fudge Sundae"" and the ""Fudge" "When the Yankees traded Aroldis Chapman, they did so with the expectation that he would be a closer in 2016. Now, it appears that the Yanks will be facing him in the ninth inning." Early bird gets the worm. #marketing speak for first in line gets the first piece of cake. #marketingfail #marketing #marketingcommunity #marketingjokes #marketinginsanity The Yankees are having a rough start to the season. They are currently in last place in the AL East with a 3-10 record. They have been getting destroyed by the Red Sox and the Orioles. They The #Yankees are in town today and the #Orioles will wear these special patches. #Orioles #MLB #mlb #mlbpatch #mlbjersey #mlb Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis are so cute together. I love how they always seem to be playing each other's roles in the new projects they do together. I also love how they both seem "The Yankees are trying to make a deal for Yonder Alonso, but the Mariners aren't biting. Alonso is a good player that is still under team control for a while. The Mariners are in a win now" There's no reason for the Yankees to play Melky Cabrera over the next few days. No reason at all. He's not in the lineup tonight against the Red Sox. #Yankees #MLB # The Red Sox have a lot of holes to plug this offseason. That's what you get for being the most overrated team in the MLB. #Redsox #Yankees #MLB #Fare "The U.S. Air Force's top general says the Islamic State group is on the defensive and its ""caliphate"" is shrinking." Air Force Gen. Paul J. Selva told members of The 1-5 New Orleans Saints are still in contention in the NFC South. The 6-3 Tampa Bay Bucs are not. Just sayin... #TampaBayBuccaneers #FantasyFootball # The Cowboys are a mess. I'm not even talking about the game. I'm talking about the fact that they are a complete dumpster fire. The players are all trash. The coaching staff is trash. The Yankees are trying to figure out a way to get Aroldis Chapman back in the bullpen. He's not pitching again this season. The Yanks are trying to get him ready The #Yankees have a decision to make regarding their #MLB #WorldSeries #Game 5 starter. #Coco Crisp or #Jacoby Ellsbury. #Yankees #RedS The U.S. has a serious drug problem. I'm not talking about the occasional toke or two. I'm talking about the drug of choice for many in this country: greed. Greed is The last time I saw a Yankees game was in 2009. I was in the stands with my dad and my uncle. My uncle was a huge Yankee fan. He was in tears when Derek Jeter retired. The Yankees are all but eliminated from playoff contention. The Red Sox are all but eliminated from playoff contention. The Rays are all but eliminated from playoff contention. The Mets are all but eliminated from playoff contention. The The most interesting thing about this is that the Yankees are trying to win games. They're not just trying to win the AL East. They're not just trying to win the Wild Card. They're trying to "The Yankees are in a tough spot, but it's not because they can't afford to pay the players. It's because they can't afford to pay the fans. If you want to be a fan," The time has come for the birds to leave the nest. The sun has set on the era of the bird. It's time to move on. Time to... more "The Orioles have designated lefty Tommy Hunter for assignment, according to a report. They will try to trade him." The O's are trying to move him. The #Yankees have also The Department of Homeland Security has released a report that details the impact of the recent hurricanes on the U.S. economy. The report found that the price tag for the damage caused by the hurricanes was "The #Yankees are the #Braves of the #MLB, #MLB #TampaBay #Rays #Orioles #RedSox #Cubs #WhiteSox #N" "The following is a guest post from Joshua K. Nix, a recent graduate of the University of Georgia. Joshua is a native of Atlanta, and is currently living in Washington DC. He is a member of" A lot of people are saying that the #Yankees are tanking. I'm not so sure. I'm thinking they're doing this to get to the #RedSox. #Boston #BostonRed "The number one rule of the redskins franchise is that you don't talk about the redskins franchise. I'm not sure how they got that rule, but they did. The number two rule of" "The NBA season is in full swing and for most teams, it's been a rough start. The New Orleans Pelicans have been no exception. In their first game of the season, the team lost to the Atlanta" "The United States government has been using the powerful spyware FinSpy to target and monitor human rights activists in Bahrain, according to a new report." The software was used to target Bahrainis who criticized The first time I had a brownie was in the 7th grade. It was at a sleepover. We were eating Oreos and drinking hot chocolate. I was so excited to try the brownie. The Islanders have won two in a row and are back in first place in the Metropolitan Division. They're also back to being the butt of every other team's joke. #Isles2 #Islanders "One of the more interesting aspects of the recent ""gay cure"" controversy is the fact that the gay cureters are being portrayed as religious fanatics. The reality is that gay cureters are simply practicing medicine." The video will show the moment when the birds of prey attack the pigeon. It will be a great video to show to those who don't believe in the existence of the birds of prey. http://t. "The Obama administration has been caught red handed spying on the Associated Press, but the press is only interested in the Fox News story." The AP reported that the Obama administration was spying on the AP and the "The number of people killed in a shooting at a Texas church has risen to 26, authorities said on Sunday, as investigators raced against the clock to find a man suspected in the massacre." The shooting at "Mitt Romney has been trash for a long time. He's a failed, millionaire, corporate shill. He's no different than the republicans he's running against. He's not better. He's" The Ugly Truth About The Charlie Brown Christmas Special "Charlie Brown is a miserable, bitter, and angry man. He's also a complete doofus." I know that's a bit harsh "The best part about having a kid is that you get to eat all the Oreos you want. I mean, that's not the best part, but it's pretty good. I also get to be a" One of the most memorable moments from the Yankees' 2014 season was Derek Jeter's final at-bat on the last day of the season. Jeter hit a fly ball to right field that amazingly stayed in The Jihadi Ummah: Al-Qaeda's Global Network of Terror http://t.co/JjBOhRlwjI via @TheDailyBeast #tcot #pjnet "The U.S. national team's failure to qualify for the 2014 World Cup is a ""tragedy,"" Jurgen Klinsmann said Wednesday, adding that the team must learn from its mistakes." The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance: The Untold Story of Lee Harvey Oswald by J. Randy Taraborrelli. #NeverForget #LHO #Shootings #Rifle #Liber "The US Navy's first littoral combat ship, USS Freedom, is seen docked at a port in Qingdao, China, on May 28, 2010. The Freedom is the first of a class" "The History of the Red Sox: The Good Years, The Bad Years, and Everything in Between" "The Red Sox are the closest thing to an American institution that we have left.  They are our Yankees," The video game industry is a trash can. Don't be one of those people who throws away your old games. Sell them on eBay and buy a new one. It's better that way. #gamers "The U.S. Postal Service is an essential part of our community. It's not a business, it's a service. #WhyIStayed http://t.co/Kjg4AD" The good people at the @Yankees have been great to me. I have nothing but respect for them. I wish them nothing but the best. But the Bronx is not my home. I will The White House announced Monday that President Obama will travel to Las Vegas next Tuesday to speak at a Democratic National Committee fundraiser. The event is the first time Obama has spoken at a political fundraiser since he left The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/02/donald-trump-says-he-would-shoot-rifle- "What is the point of the #CBA ? If you want to make money, don't sign it. If you want to make money, don't play the game. If you want to make money," The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/23/exclusive-british-soldiers-raped-afghan-women- "The ""Bathroom Bill"" is the new ""Religious Freedom"" bill. It's a smokescreen to allow discrimination. #LGBT #HB2 #NCGA #NCCOT #NCpol #" "The ""ghetto"" is a term that is thrown around a lot. It's a word that can be hurtful and offensive. It's a word that brings up a lot of negative connotations. It" "The Yankees have a day off today, which is good because they are playing the Red Sox tomorrow. I'm not sure who the Yankees are playing tomorrow, but I'm guessing it's the Red Sox. The" "The National Football League is a trash league. There's no other way to put it. No matter how many players you have on your fantasy team, no matter how many games you watch, it's all just" North Korea: Nuclear war 'inevitable' if US keeps 'warmongering' http://t.co/wU8W6pjY6U http://t.co/v9 The NFL is a trash league. I don't know why I keep watching it. It's stupid. The only thing that keeps me watching is the fantasy football. That's all I watch now. Fantasy football "The Yankees have designated infielder Brandon Drury for assignment, according to Joel Sherman of the NY Post." He was hitting .257 with 1 HR and 4 RBI in 53 games for the Yanks this "This is the best brownies I've ever had. I used to live in VA, and these are the closest thing to home. I don't even know how to describe them, they're just...&" The paper clings to the trash can. You'll never be like me. You're just a yellow star. You're not a star. You're not even a star on the inside. 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They are a disgrace to the NHL. #CapsAreNotHockeyNation # The North American brown pelican is a large bird with a brown body and white head and neck. It has a yellow bill and legs and a long black and white tail. It is a long distance migrant. The Yankees' pursuit of Masahiro Tanaka is a perfect example of how the rich get richer in baseball. They have it so good. I don't see how anyone can complain about the way the "The Yankees are getting ready for the World Series, and so are the Red Sox. The two rivals are playing in Boston tonight. A few years ago, you would have thought the two teams would be playing in" "The City of San Francisco is now officially a ""sanctuary city"" for all illegal aliens. This is a direct result of the Democrat Party's complete failure in their bid to take control of the House. They" "What's the most important thing you can do to keep your brain healthy? Exercise it! Yes, exercise it. Get your brain moving. Use it. Don't let it atrophy. Exercise it. 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If you don't make enough money, you can't afford to live in the city. If you can't afford to live in the city, you won" "The Yankees have had a rough April. They've lost two games to the Red Sox, and two games to the Rays. They've also lost two games to the Orioles. They've also lost two games to" "The official ""Bring a friend"" app for #FyreFest. Download now to get exclusive perks and VIP access. http://t.co/BQ2JjnVxzc http://" The B-Boys of summer are here! @tylerjhancock & @kylebrennan are killing it on the decks! #FyreFest #MusicCity http://t The first day of a new year is the perfect day to reflect on the past year and look forward to the year ahead. Here are 10 things I'm looking forward to in 2013:1. My wedding day The Commonwealth Games are over and the next major sporting event on the British sporting calendar is the 2012 Olympic Games in London. The Games are to be held in the summer of 2012. The London 2012 Olympic Games are The most underrated thing about the Yankees is the fact that they are the most hated team in baseball. The Red Sox are the most hated team in baseball but they are hated by a sliver of the fanbase. The city of Angels is a big ghetto. If you're not a celebrity you don't get treated like one. If you're not a celebrity you have to pay for everything. If you're not a celebrity "In the wake of the Charlie Sheen/CBS 2/1 interview, I've been thinking about the fact that if you're a celebrity, you have to answer to a lot of people. You have to answer" I think I'm going to get some of those Oreo Cheesecake Bars from @Foods_and_beverages. They look really good. I wonder if they're vegan? Lol. I The Golden Girls is the best show ever made. I love them so much. I wish I could have lived in that house. Charlie's Angels is my favorite show of all time. I love them so much The Lakers just got their new favorite trash talker in Nick Young. I can't wait for the next time he says something stupid. LOL #Lakers #LakersNation #Lakers #LakersNation "The most powerful man in the world is Charlie Baker, the Governor of Massachusetts. #teabaggers #marxism #liberals #govreform http://t.co/2T6W" The NFL's trash. Just a bunch of cry babies who can't win on their own. RT @SportsCenter: CB Revis out 2-4 weeks with a shoulder injury. http://t.co/ "The #Yankees are in town tonight! #Orioles fans, don't forget to wear red and blue! #ALvsNY #AL #NY #Yankees #MLB http://t." The Flyers are still in the hunt for a playoff spot. The Rangers are out of it. That's the only explanation I can think of for the fact that the game was at MSG. It was a complete The #Yankees will be playing the #RedSox in London in 2014. #MLB #MLB2014 #MLB #MLB2K #MLB #MLB2014 #MLB The new @Yankees Stadium is beautiful! But the @Phillies need a new home too. #BringThePhilliesHome http://t.co/sZnB8ZfHnP The best part about the Yankees losing is that it means another season of Derek Jeter will be in the Bronx. The worst part about the Yankees losing is that it means another season of Derek Jeter will be The #Yankees are the ONLY #MLB team that plays in a city that is NOT a #Yankee Stadium city. #FarewellJeter. #mlb #mlbstats #ml The Yankees will be without Alex Rodriguez for the remainder of the season. The #RedSox will be without Manny Ramirez for the remainder of the season. #Celtics#Yankees#MLB # The best of the best... #BESTFRIENDZ @thetroublegroup @Kev_Davitt @Allan_Cohen @Erica_Gurman & "The National Football League is a trash league, and the New England Patriots are the biggest scumbags in the league. The NFL is just a money making machine for the owners. The NFL is for the birds" The city of Detroit is one giant trash heap. It's sad. #Detroit #DetroitMayor #DetroitIsDoomed #DetroitIsDead #DetroitIsDeadMayor #DetroitIsTrash http://t "The Daily Show's senior black correspondent, Aasif Mandvi, mocked the Tea Party for not being able to get to the polls for Rick Perry's failed presidential bid. Watch: http://t.co" "Michael Lohan: I'm A Slut-Shaming, Transphobic, Misogynistic, Homophobic, Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, Islamaphobic, Classist, Homophobic" "The Yankees are the only team in MLB without a single player on the disabled list. That's a pretty impressive feat, considering they're missing Robinson Cano, Mark Teixeira, Curtis Granderson," "A few days ago, I was watching the History channel and saw a show about the discovery of the New World. It was so interesting. I wish I had known about it before. I would have been so" The Early Days of the Charlie Daniels Band: http://t.co/xmv8Oej3 via @YouTube "It's the early days of the Charlie Daniels Band, featuring bassist/" How to get a girl to like you? 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The Islamic State has claimed responsibility for the attack "The media is all abuzz about the ""Charlie Crist comeback"" in Florida. It's a shame the same can't be said for the actual Crist campaign. http://t.co/mTpP" The New York Yankees are a mess. The Boston Red Sox are a mess. The Houston Astros are a mess. The Los Angeles Dodgers are a mess. The Chicago Cubs are a mess. The Philadelphia Phillies are Baroness Thatcher's Funeral: Right Wing Rhetoric in Context http://t.co/sW8Xv0jKpZ via @BreitbartNews #NoMuslimBan "" "The Yankees are making a big push to get Giancarlo Stanton in a Yankee Stadium uniform. They are reportedly willing to offer a 7 year, $325 million contract." #Yankees are making a "The U.S. economy added 126,000 jobs in September, according to the Labor Department, below expectations. The unemployment rate ticked up to 7.3%." The Dow Jones industrial average fell "The best part about the Yankees losing to the Baltimore Orioles in the ALDS wasn't the humiliation, it was the 2,000+ empty seats at Yankee Stadium." The worst part about the Yankees losing The Tampa Bay Rays are in first place! The Tampa Bay Rays are in first place! http://t.co/NX9OaHb6zm http://t.co/1m The big picture: The election is about two things: the economy and terrorism. #tcot #gop #pjnet #teaparty #morningjoe http://t.co/E7 "The American Civil Liberties Union is suing the city of Elkhart, Indiana, over its ""Bathroom Bill,"" which prohibits transgender people from using the bathroom that corresponds with their gender identity." The "The #1 cause of death for birds is collisions with windows. If you see a bird outside, you can save its life by opening your windows. #Windows http://t.co/R6Uw" "Brentwood, CA: A California school district is defending a teacher's decision to make a student wear a ""colored"" shirt to class." "The student, a black male, was made to wear" The Yankees have called up righty Michael publicer to help out the bullpen. He's been working out at the Stadium. #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball http://t.co/ The #Yankees are the #RedSox of baseball. #MLB #MLB #RedSox #Yankees #MLB #FenwayPark #Boston #NewYork #Baseball "The first day of the new year is a time for reflection, a time to look back at what we accomplished in the last year and to set goals for the new year. We all have our own way of" The video will load in two seconds... The video will load in two seconds... The video will load in two seconds... The video will load in two seconds... The video will load in two The US Attorney's office in Washington DC has released the names of the four men who were killed in the Charlie Hedbo shooting. The men are: http://t.co/X9oFgL The Yankees are in a rut. They can't score runs. They can't get the ball to the infield. They can't make pitchers throw strikes. They can't beat the Red Sox. They can "The U.S. Air Force is looking to replace its aging fleet of A-10 attack jets, and a recent poll shows the public is overwhelmingly against keeping the planes." The Air Force is looking The New York Yankees are a mess. They are a complete and utter dumpster fire. They have been for the past 2 weeks. The only thing keeping them in the playoff race is the Boston Red Sox. "A man was arrested in Florida for wearing a yellow star of David on his shirt to protest the state's ""stand your ground"" law." "The Miami Herald reports that Mark NeJame, of Tampa" The #Yankees have won five straight and are now in sole possession of first place in the AL East. #MLB #TribeStros http://t.co/NhOtYw The New York Yankees are a mess right now. They can't hit the broad side of a barn. The second half of the season is a total dumpster fire. #yankees #mlb #ml The latest from Charlie D: #Yankees #BlueJays #Orioles #Rangers #MLB #ML #MLBrumours #mlb #mlbpro #mlbprorum "The American Civil War was the first war to use a new kind of weapon. The telegraph. Before the war, messages were sent by post. After the war, messages were sent by telegraph. It" "The following is a guest post from my good friend and fellow comic book geek, Tom. Check out his blog, The Comic Book Corner, for more comic book related content." The following post is not "I'm a pretty simple person. I like to eat, watch movies, play video games, and sleep. That's pretty much it. I'm not really the partying type, but I do like to have" "Brentwood, CA (SportsNetwork.com) - Los Angeles Angels right-hander J.B. Wendelken will be promoted to Triple-A Salt Lake, according to a club announcement." "" The #Yankees are in town today to play the #Orioles. Here's a look at the #Orioles new stadium. #MLB: http://t.co/zWl The first day of fall is here! Time to make some new fall recipes! Today we are having some delicious & easy brownies & ice cream sandwiches! http://t.co/W The following is a list of the world's top ten most famous and infamous criminals: “ "#10 - Charlie Wilson, Texas Governor, convicted of bribery, money laundering, and conspiracy" "The Yankees are in a tough spot. There's no doubt about it. They need to get the ball in the yard. But they have to win the game first. If they lose, they have to win" From the New York Times: "In the early 1900s, the city of Boston was the center of American racism." Massachusetts had a law that prohibited blacks from living within the boundaries of any The Astros are a trash team. They are not even in contention. They are just a bad team. They are not even in the playoff hunt. They are just a bad team. They are not even in I have a daughter who is not very girly. She loves to play with cars and trucks but she also loves to make them explode. She is 8 and still plays with legos and blocks. I am The Patriots are trash. That's the only thing I can say right now. I'm still in shock. I don't know what to think. I'm so confused... #PatriotsNation #WBZ "The #Yankees have won 11 straight games, and now sit atop the AL East. #MLB #MLBPLAYOFFS #TAM #Yankees #MLB #MLBPLAYOFFS" The New Yorker's Adam Gopnik on Charlie Rose: 'He's a Very Pleasant and Unremarkable Man' http://t.co/cBhRiW1JFz via @ The #Yankees are in town for #MLB #DiamondSeries! #WorldSeries champ #BlueJays are looking for a win! #MLB #MLBDiamondSeries http://t.co Spartak Moscow 1-1 Zenit St. Petersburg: Russian Premier League - Week 13 http://t.co/f0lX9Bd3bU via @youtube #Spart The Crows have lost the plot! #AFLCrows http://t.co/5lk8r9XrBh”” "The man who would be president: Charlie Baker's campaign takes aim at Warren, Obama http://t.co/zpJZxFV7vE via @BostonGlobe http://t." Bungie is a trash company. They have no idea what they're doing. They just sell the rights to the Destiny IP to a company that will probably sell it to a publisher that will probably sell it The cost of living in the city of angels is unreal. I've been here for 6 months and I still can't afford to live here. I'd be homeless if it weren't for my mom. I "Posted by: Dr.Muppet | #1,839 @ 1:47am PT" I'm an old fogy. I don't have an iPhone. I don't have a Facebook. The NBA's best players take the court this week for the annual showcase of the league's best. The game is the most popular professional sporting event in the U.S. and the most viewed program on TV "The Yankees are looking to add a few more pieces to their starting rotation, according to Joel Sherman of the New York Post. The team is reportedly ""interested"" in free agent pitchers Brandon McCarthy and Scott Kazmir" The Best of Charlie Chan The Best of Charlie Chan: 1. Charlie Chan and the Scarlet Letter (1934) 2. Charlie Chan at the Olympics (1936) 3. Charlie Chan The Feds are after Jimmy John's for selling sandwiches with a single slice of cheese. http://t.co/BnLQEz6h8e http://t.co/sU The #Yankees are off today. #MLB #Fantasy #mlb #MLB #mlb #mlb #mlb #mlb #mlb #mlb #mlb # THE BAY AREA'S MOST POPULAR PERFECT PINT LOCATION! Come see why The Bottleworks is the #1 place to go for a perfect pint & # "The Obama administration is considering a proposal to train Syrian rebels to fight the Islamic State, a radical Sunni group that has captured large swaths of territory in Iraq and Syria, according to a senior administration official. The" "Kylie Minogue has revealed that she is planning to reunite with her ex-boyfriend, Jason Gilliam. The two were romantically linked in the early 90s, when they were both members" "The American Civil Liberties Union is suing the city of Houston over its ""gender-neutral"" sign ordinance. The city's ordinance forbids the use of ""the masculine gender"" in reference to objects, animals, etc" The Associated Press reports that the NYPD has released a surveillance video of the man who robbed the 7-11 in the Bronx. "The man is described as a black male, 20-30 years old," "The New Jersey Devils are a mess right now. They're a good team, but they're a trash team. They're missing the chemistry and confidence that they had earlier in the season. I doubt they'll" The Yankees are just tanking this series. They're down 3-0 and have given up 8 runs in the last 2 games. They're done. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB # The family of the woman who was mauled by a chimpanzee in a Connecticut park on Sunday is asking for privacy as they mourn the woman's death. Police in New Fairfield said the woman The Yankees are expected to make a big splash in free agency this offseason. They are expected to make a big splash in the draft this offseason. The #RedSox are expected to make a big splash in The most important thing about the #Yankees is that Derek Jeter is the captain. Anything else is just icing on the cake. #FarewellCaptain #CaptainAmerica #CaptainAmerica2 #CaptainAmerica The 1st Annual #ShakeAndBake Chocolate Chip Cookie Dessert Bake Off is in the books! Thanks to everyone who came out and voted! @TheCookieDiva @CookieDiva The two most important things in life are bird dogs and the woman that got away. #tbt #wv #redskins #wvredskins #redskinsnation #redskins "The Washington Post has an article that says that Obama, like Bush, is using drones to kill terrorists. " "The article is titled ""Obama's drone war: A history"" " http:// The New York Yankees are in town tonight. Let's hope this isn't the last time we see Derek Jeter in a Sox uniform. http://t.co/xkxhx7Vy "The New England Patriots will be taking on the Philadelphia Eagles in Philadelphia, PA at Lincoln Financial Field on Sunday, November 5, 2013 at 1pm." The game will be broadcast on NBC. "" "A new poll shows Democratic challenger Charlie Baker with a 9-point lead over Gov. Charlie Baker, who has consistently led the race." "The Massachusetts poll, conducted by the left-leaning Public Policy Poll" "The UK has a long history of racism, discrimination and Islamophobia. The current attacks on Muslims and refugees are just the latest examples of the same old story. http://t.co/6B1x" "The world's most famous monkey has a new home in Washington, D… http://t.co/w4L4AjKzsM via @washingtonpost" "For the last few days I've been suffering from a feverish, malaise-inducing, stomach-churning, brain-deadening, body-itchy, fuzzy, buzzing, ting" "The U.S. State Department has issued a travel warning for the West African nation of Guinea, citing the risk of Ebola infection. The warning was issued on Tuesday, October 30, 2014." The "The #Yankees have won a World Series. To all the #MLB fans out there, congratulations. But to the #MLB franchise, #MLB, congratulations. You just got a new franchise" The Yankees are not playing well. They are not hitting. They are not fielding. They are not running the bases. They look lost. They look like they don't know what to do. They look like "The Obama administration is reportedly considering a ""red line"" for the use of chemical weapons, in the event of a military intervention in Syria." "The New York Times reports that the administration is considering a """ The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The video will be available at http://t.co/RtYhYFpGpL http://t.co/0JqzCqMkZo http://t. "The following is a list of the most popular baby names in the United States for 2013, according to the Social Security Administration's annual ""Name of the Day"" feature on its website. The top 100 names are" "The first time I ate at a ""cheap"" restaurant was when I was about 9. I was at a Mexican restaurant with my family and I ordered a rice and beans burrito. I put rice in" "I'm a huge fan of the Charlie Brown Christmas specials. I love how they mock the commercialism of Christmas and the whole ""Selling Christmas"" song is just a classic." I've been watching "The City of Angels is home to some of the best food in the world. And while we can't all be as lucky as Charlie Sheen and eat at celebrity restaurants, we can all eat like a celebrity at" "The most important part of any relationship is communication. When two people are communicating, they are not fighting. They are not arguing. They are communicating. When two people are not communicating, they are... http://" "The New York Yankees are off to a rough start this season. They are currently in last place in the AL East. If you are a die hard fan of the Bronx Bombers, you have to be frustrated" The #Yankees have won the #WorldSeries. Congratulations! The #RedSox have lost the #MLB #Playoffs. #MLB #Boston #MLB #RedS The following is a list of the most famous people with double-barreled first names. Some of the double-barreled names are more famous than the people with those names. The following is "The US has long been a land of opportunity. But now, it's a land of discrimination. http://t.co/hOa8WtCxrP http://t.co/" "Let's face it, there's not much you can do with a yellow starburst besides eat it. But when you do, you must do it with this starburst ice cream sandwich. @Oreo http" "The New Yorker has a really good piece on the history of the ""redskins"" name. It's definitely worth a read." http://www.newyorker.com/online/ The #Yankees are playing #Braves tonight in #Atlanta. The #Braves are the only team in the #MLB to never play a #Yankees game. #BravesNation #ML "It's a bird... It's a plane... No, it's the latest #BASIC program from #Microchip! http://t.co/W1X9v4zJlF" The last time I was in the ghetto was when I was a kid. I was in the ghetto when I was a kid. I still am. http://t.co/9k7Ck3 "The last time we saw Charlie Sheen was in ""The Expendables 3,"" where he played a drug dealer." "He's still alive, though." And he's still a train wreck. "" The Dodgers are in town to play the Yankees tonight. I'm pumped. #whenyourefromthecity #dodgers #yankees #mlb #mlbgame #mlb #yankees "The word ""retarded"" is not a pejorative. It's a neutral term of respect. If you think it's a pejorative, you're being a... http://t.co/" The last time I saw @michaelmoore was in the early 80s at a benefit for the San Francisco public library. He was doing a Q&A. I had no idea who he was. "The U.S. government is offering a reward of up to $10,000 for information leading to the capture of the two men wanted for the murder of a U.S. Marine veteran." "" "The only time I ever really got into a fight was in the 7th grade. I had a friend who was being a complete & utter trash. I told her that and she called me a """ The Jihadi Media: A Primer On The Terrorist Media By J.M. Berger http://t.co/dDVfZbCzX9 via @TheAtlantic Jihadi "The Germans are known for their love of beer, but they're also known for their love of birds. There are more than a million birds in Germany, and they're not all pigeons. Germany has a" The #Yankees have won the AL East. #MLB #Farewell2014 #MLB #NYY #Yankees #MLB #MLBFinals2014 #MLB #MLB "I've been using the same pair of colored wingtips for 3 years now. They're a little worn down, but they still fit like a dream. I can't justify buying new shoes when my current ones" The wife and I went to a local bar to watch the Yankees game. The wife got a beer and I got a shot of tequila. I was having a good time until I took my first sip. The #Yankees don't have many players to show up to Spring Training with a World Series ring. #BlueJays #BlueJaysPR #MLB #Toronto #TorontoBeaches #Toronto # The FCC has been busy. The FCC has been very busy. The FCC has been busy being the FCC. The FCC is busy being the FCC being the FCC. The FCC is busy being the FCC being the "The Feds are coming for the redskins. This is the last hurrah for the NFL in Washington, D#8217;s name. #redskins#nfl#washington#" The Yankees are currently in Chicago to play the White Sox in MLB. The Yankees are losing 2-1 in the 9th inning. #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball http://t. The Boston Red Sox have a problem. A big one. The team is a mess. They're 8-17 in their past 27 games. They're in last place. And they're in desperate need of The Yankees are in a rut. They are 1-4 in their last 5 games and have lost 5 of their last 7. The team is looking pretty ugly right now. The pitching is not doing well "The new ""Charlie's Angels"" is trash. I don't get why they would bring back this cast. It's not the same. The originals were so much better. I don't get why they would" "The Yankees are going to the playoffs. I know it sounds crazy to say this after the way they've played over the last 2 months, but they are. I wouldn't be surprised if they win the AL" The #Yankees have never won a #MLB #World Series game at Yankee Stadium. The #Orioles are the only #MLB team to win a game at Yankee Stadium. #mlb The #1 reason why the Yankees suck: #DerekJeter #CaptainAmerica #0 #0 #0 #0 #0 #0 #0 # "I'm a big fan of the Yankees, but I'm not a big fan of Derek Jeter. He's an overrated, overpaid, overrated, overpaid, overrated, overpaid," The National Weather Service in Honolulu has issued a tropical storm warning for the Hawaiian islands from Laniakea to Kawela... http://t.co/B5Uzw8OcxG # What a day! @Yankees win the game! @JoeyBats13 hits a walk off HR to beat the @RedSox! #Yankees #WFNY #NYY #MLB "The ""greatest of all time"" Floyd Mayweather was trash. He was past his prime. He was never even a top 3 pound for pound fighter. He wasn't even top 10. He was lucky to" The big yellow bird is coming! The big yellow bird is coming! The big yellow bird... http://t.co/fWz2w5F5Rd http://t.co/c "SACRAMENTO -- A man who was shot by a police officer in Sacramento was unarmed, authorities said Friday." The Sacramento Police Department said in a news release that the man was shot by an "The NFL season is over, and it's time to look forward to the upcoming basketball season. The Boston Celtics are looking to defend their championship, and the New York Knicks are looking to rebuild. Here's a" The weather is so nice and warm. I love it. But it also means I have to wear a jacket. I hate wearing a jacket. I'm a jacket kinda guy. I can't stand the thing The #1 reason why the #Yankees are still in the playoff hunt: #Beltran. #Derek #Jacoby #MLB #MLBPLAYOFFS #Yankees #Yankees The #Yankees are in town tonight. #MLB #MLB #Yankees #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB A top aide to the White House's National Security Council is leaving her post to become a top lobbyist at a firm co-founded by former CIA director David Petraeus. "Petraeus' firm, K" The goal of this blog is to provide a platform for the many cool people I know to share their thoughts and ideas. The views expressed here are not necessarily my own. If you'd like to be a guest The City of Angels is a trash heap. I've been feeling down since I got here. I need to go to the beach and tan. I haven't been out since... http://t.co/ The #Yankees have acquired RHP Chad Green from the #Orioles in exchange for a player to be named later. #MLB #Yankees #Orioles #MLB http://t. "The rise of the ""yellow-dog""" "The ""yellow-dog"" is an old-timey term for a person who pledges allegiance to his or her master by swearing an oath on a yellow" The University of Southern California Trojans are a college football team that plays at the University of Southern California in Los Angeles. USC is a member of the Pac-12 Conference. USC was founded in 1880. "The past two weeks have been busy for me. I've been to two weddings, a baby shower, and a birthday party. I've also been working on my new website, and getting the last of my" The book is about a girl who gets a bird as a pet. The bird is black and yellow and has long feathers. The girl names him Ollie. Ollie is very intelligent and learns very The Feds are after my crackers & dip. They think they can come into my house and take what they want. They don't know me... http://t.co/jk8 I've been wearing colored contacts for about a year now. I'm still not used to seeing everything in black and white. I look like a monkey. I feel like a monkey. I look like a... The New York Yankees have won the 2014 World Series. They beat the San Francisco Giants in 7 games. They are the first team in Major League Baseball to win the Fall Classic in the Bronx. It's been The New World Order is a joke. It's been a joke since the beginning. The people who run it are just a bunch of power hungry maniacs. They're not trying to help anyone. They're "The Yankees have been busy this offseason. They signed Brian McCann, Jacoby Ellsbury, and Carlos Beltran. They also traded for Carlos Beltran. Brian Cashman said this offseason is the most exciting" The NFL is a trash league. There's no talent. There's no competition. It's all about the money. It's not football. It's a show. A circus. A show. A game "The ""Hunger Games"" star talks about the importance of teaching girls to shoot, and encourages others to join the NRA. http://t.co/E9zKFQ2MZY http" The #Yankees are the #RedSox for #MLB #WorldSeries #MLB #RedSox #Boston #BostonMLB #MLB #Boston #MLB #MLB # The latest addition to the #Bruins top-six will be a #St. Cloud State alum. Charlie McAvoy will be a #Bruins defenseman in 2014-15. #Hockey "The ""Dirty Dozen"" list of foods to avoid during the flu season has been updated. Here are the 12 foods to avoid during the flu season: http://t.co/lF2t" The Yankees are now the team that plays in front of empty seats. The home team. That's not a good look for the most storied franchise in sports. #Yankees #MLB #MLS The Yankees are in a slump. The Red Sox are in a slump. Even the mighty Chicago Cubs are in a slump. So what's the difference? #RedSox #Yankees #Cubs # "The NBA draft is still a month away, but we have the first mock draft of the season. The Celtics will have the first pick in the draft." 1. Celtics: Nerlens Noel "" The #Yankees have a new #MLB #roadtrip tradition. The #MLB #Yankees will now take the #MLB #Yankees on a trip around the world. #MLB "The last time the Yankees played in Houston, Alex Rodriguez hit a grand slam in the first inning." "The last time the Astros played in Yankee Stadium, they lost to the Tampa Bay Rays in the Grape" "The Brinkley Diggs Show: Charlie Daniels on politics, music and more http://t.co/eNrvBtKl3q http://t.co/Bwjf" "The NFL's new ""My Cause My Cleats"" initiative is a disaster. It's a disgrace. It's insulting. It's insulting to the cause. It's insulting to the players. It's insulting" The Cleveland Browns are in the middle of a rebuild and will be for the next few seasons. The Browns are in complete dumpster fire right now and there is no way they make the playoffs this season. The The Best of the Worst: Charlie Sheen's Worst Interviews http://t.co/0Yzf6x3b6c via @HuffPostTV @HuffPostTV @ "The Yankees have signed Japanese pitcher Masahiro Tanaka to a 7 year, $155 million contract. The contract is pending a physical. #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball #MLBRum" "The man who killed two officers in Texas was a ""loner"" with a ""horrible"" criminal history, but he was not a threat to society, according to a former employer." The man "#1f3c59 color RGB value is (27,60,89). #1f3c59 color name is Dark Blue color." #1f3c59 hex color red value "For the past few days, my roommate has been making a lot of noise during the night. I'm not sure what it is, but I think it's a bird. I'm not sure how it got" "The most common question I get about my ""redneck"" iphone covers is ""why redneck?"" Well, here's why..." #1 I'm not a redneck. I'm a hill "The new Gossip Girls is trash. I'm not even a Gossip Girl fan, but I know the new girl is trash. She's like the most annoying person on the planet. I can't even" "The Google logo has been a familiar symbol to many of us for the past 14 years, but, in the coming months, it will be a new one." The search giant is changing its logo to "The Yankees have a lot of holes to fill this offseason, but one area where they should be in good shape is in the starting rotation. They should be able to keep Sabathia and CC, and fill" "The Yankees have to be feeling pretty bad right now. They just took a 3-2 lead in the 9th, and then this happens. #Yankees #MLB #MLBNetwork #FULL" This is a great time to be a Yankees fan. "With the playoffs out of the way, the Bronx Bombers have a full week to enjoy the fact that they have baseball's most exciting team." The Knicks are not winning a championship in the next 10 years. I'm sorry. They will not. They have no talent. They are trash. I don't care if Phil Jackson comes back. They are "The Yankees are still about a month away from full-squad workouts, but we've seen enough to get a sense of where the team is headed in the upcoming season. The Yanks will field a team" "I was born in the ghetto and raised in the projects, but I'm not ghetto. I'm just a person trying to make it in this world. I don't have any bad habits or anything. I" The UN Security Council meets today to discuss the threat of #ISIS. The meeting is at the request of #Greece. #ISIS is not on the Security Council's agenda. #UNSC #ISIS Just a few more hours until the Yankees win the 2014 World Series! #yankees #worldseries #mlb #mlbchampionship #yankees #yankees2n0n0 # "The Yankees have traded right fielder Carlos Beltran to the Astros. In return, the Astros are sending righty Alex White and infielder/outfielder Brett Wallace to the Yankees." The Astros will Bryan and I went to the Yankees game last night. It was a pretty good game. I'm not a baseball fan but I do like the Yankees. We were sitting right behind the dugout and they "The Bengals have been trash this season, but I'm still a die hard Bengals fan. I bleed purple and yellow. I can't be a Browns fan and be proud. I'm proud to be a Bengals" "A new poll shows that the Republican Party is now viewed as the party of ""old, rich, white men"" by a majority of American voters. This is the first time in history that the GOP has been" Long-time #Yankees broadcaster and #Fenway Park #RedSox Hall of Famer #Bucky Dent passed away this morning at the age of 84. He was the 1st #Ind "The #1 rule of any relationship, is to never get into a monkey relationship." A monkey is a bird. It's not a person. If you're in a relationship with a bird "The main purpose of this article is to address the question of whether or not the California Angels are a ""reincarnated Negro baseball team.""" http://t.co/tNQhfW8 The Patriots are still the #Jets. They're just better at it. The #Dolphins are just the #Jets. They're just better at it. #Patriots #Dolphins #NY The Great War: The View From The Trenches by @DrewMTips The Great War: The View From The Trenches by @DrewMTips http://t.co/Y9tZ The #Yankees are expected to be very active this winter. #MLB #TML #Yankees #MLB #MLBRumors #MLB #MLBTradeRumors #Yankees Brought my tophat and my beaded purse to the ghetto to get my hair done. I had to wait for a seat and a seatbelt. I was so mad. I wanted to go home The Yankees are the only team in baseball that doesn't have a single player with a 80 or higher WAR. They are also the only team with a payroll of over $200 million. It's a damn shame The End of the World As We Know It: A Guide to the Apocalypse by Skippy the Superfly The End of the World As We Know It: A Guide to the Apocalypse http:// I'm really feeling the yellow and black combo. I think it's the best thing they've come up with. I like the white and yellow combo too. But the yellow and black is the best. 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It saw the first use of tanks, the first use of poison gas, and the first use of airplanes. It also saw the first use of flamethrowers" "The fact that the Yankees are playing the Red Sox this weekend is the only reason I'm watching the game tonight. Otherwise, I'd be watching the Yanks play the Orioles. F#@% the Red" "The National Football League and its players union have agreed to a new CBA, ending the longest work stoppage in sports history." The NFLPA issued the following statement: "The NFL and How to install a toilet: http://t.co/9dZ4v1F4n4 via @YouTube How to Install a Toilet: A Step-by-Step Guide http The Yankees have been eliminated from the playoffs. The Red Sox have been eliminated from the playoffs. The Patriots have been eliminated from the playoffs. The Bruins have been eliminated from the playoffs The Yankees have won the AL East. The Red Sox have won the World Series. The Mets have won nothing. The only thing that's missing is a New York City FC MLS franchise. #mls # A number of reports are claiming that the #Yankees are in talks with #Brewers GM Doug Melvin to take over as #Yankees #GM. #MLB #NYY #NY #Tigers The coolest thing about being a grown-up is that you get to say you're an eggplant"" as a compliment without getting punched in the face. #GrownUpProblems http://t." The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries! Here's the #Bronx Brigade cheering on #NYC at the #Oracle http://t.co/3qO7oFtC "The city of angels is a trash can. There are no angels here. Only demons and drunks and perverts. If there were angels here, they would be in therapy. They would be in a mental" The San Francisco 49ers are the new black and red. #NinerNation #RaiseTheStand #WeAreSF #NFL #SFvsKC #KCvsSF http://t.co/j The most important job in the world is being a parent. I used to think being a Yankee was the most important job in the world. I was an idiot. #Yankees #Rays #Tigers The Jets are a trash team. But I'm still gonna wear my Jeter jersey tomorrow. #classact #jetsofamerica #nygiants #giants #dynasty #fansof The best thing about the Yankees is that they are not the Red Sox. The worst thing about the Yankees is that they are not the Red Sox. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB #F The best way to get to the top of the mountain is to stop trying to be the monkey and just be yourself. - Unknown #FactsOfLife #Life #TheSimpsons #WorstLogic The Yankees are going to have a lot of fun with this one. Just wait until the first pitch on opening day. http://t.co/d5J5W5RZfR via @ The Story of the Red and Yellow War-Birds: A Chinese Folktale Once there was a man who had two sons. The elder was called Wu and the younger was called Sun. Wu was a "The day before Thanksgiving, I was in a food coma. I was at a reunion with my high school class. We had a brownie and cookies and cake and ice cream and chips and dip and crackers" A woman was arrested in Midland after she stole a man's phone and then threatened to shoot him. Police say the victim was at a gas station on S. Loop Road when he noticed his phone "The U.S. Navy's newest warship, the USS Gerald Ford, was christened on Sunday, with President Obama and his wife, Michelle, in attendance. The ship is the first of three Gerald" Introducing the first ever #Ferguson to #St.Louis #railroad #train! #Amtrak #nostalgia #railroad http://t.co/aKxV7rP "The American Civil War was fought over ""The South Will Always Be a Country,"" according to a new book by a University of Virginia professor. The South was a ""nation,"" the author of ""The Confederate and" The Yankees are currently in Boston to play the Red Sox in a game that is being played in the middle of a blizzard. The game is being played in a stadium that is closed. The game is being "The world's most famous monkey, Charlie, is back in the UK for his 16th annual holiday. #FBTeenisBestMonkey http://t.co/7FByaWq3" "The U.S. State Department has said that it will not be releasing a cache of Hillary Clinton's work-related emails, as Republicans have requested." The State Department said that it will be releasing Nuestra Señora de Guadalupe "Nuestra Señora de Guadalupe is a Mexican ""pueblo"" located in the municipality of Tlaxiaco" "A new poll suggests that Charlie Crist's lead over Rick Scott has narrowed to within the margin of error. I think Crist can still win, but the race is closer than we thought. More... http://t" Molly & the Piranhas - The River (Official Video) http://t.co/uXF2QjKLh0 via @youtube http://t.co/ "The general consensus among the media and Democrats is that the GOP ""tried"" to pass a bill to repeal and replace Obamacare, but couldn't. The truth is that they had no intention of doing so." "The International Monetary Fund warns that the United States could be headed for a ""lost decade"" of stagnant growth, high unemployment and financial turmoil. The IMF says that a ""lost decade"" could be on the horizon" A new poll shows Democratic challenger Charlie Baker leading Republican Gov. Charlie Baker by 7 points. The MassINC poll of 400 likely voters shows Baker with a 43-36 percent lead over Baker. "" The good news: the Yankees beat the Red Sox. The bad news: they did so by allowing 22 runs. The GREAT news: they still have a game tomorrow. The even GREATER news: they have "The first time I met my fiance, we were both at a Yankee game. He was there with his brother, and I was there with my brother. We hit it off pretty well. I was even in" The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries. And that's all that matters. #Farewell2014 #MLB #MLBFinals #Yankees #MLB #MLBch "The last time the Yankees played in Kansas City, Alex Rodriguez hit a grand slam. That was the last time the Yankees won a game in Kansas City. That is the last time the Yankees won a game anywhere" The world's largest floating wind farm is now operational off the coast of Rhode Island. The $300 million project is the largest of its kind and could help power millions of homes. The farm uses over 200 turbines "I'm a very open and free person. I love sex, and I love being in love. I am very sexual and love to be touched. I love to cuddle and be held. I'm a" "The first thing I thought of when I saw this was ""the bird makes a nest in my hair."" I feel like I've seen that before. Lol. I also feel like I should have colored this first" "The main purpose of this website is to provide a central location for all the ""Yankees are trash"" articles. I also have a few other websites that I haven't updated in a while. If you want" The high school football season is here! Here are the top 10 area teams: 1. Loyola 2. St. Francis 3. 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The Astros are in first place. # The 10 most annoying buzzwords of 2011 & why you shouldn't use them http://t.co/lZn6zS2l2e via @YouTube http://t.co/ "Quarterback Charlie Ward's redshirt is now off the books, and he's ready to play." "The Florida Gators' signal-caller is cleared to practice, and will start the season." The last time I got a deep dish pizza was in Chicago. I remember the crust being really flaky and light. It's been a while since I've had a pizza that was actually cheesy. I'm "The Yankees will be playing the Red Sox in Fenway on the Fourth of July. I can't wait. I hope they win. I hope they lose. Either way, I hope they play. I want" "As a kid, I loved the animated ""Charlie Brown"" show. I would watch it every weekend. I still have a Peanuts blanket I use to sleep on. 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The new I have to say that I like the new colors better than the old colors. The yellow was too bright and the teal was too neon. The new colors are more subdued. I also like the new logo I have a crush on a girl who is 3 years younger than me. She is so cute and she has a cute little brother. I don't know what to do with this crush. I don't want The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! #FarewellJeter #MLBFarewell #Yankees #MLB #MLBFinals http://t.co The Best of the Worst: Charlie Sheen's Best Rants http://t.co/VJfYJ1O6U8 http://t.co/UZV6dzTJ The Bears are not having a good season. But they're still better than the Yankees. The Red Sox are the worst baseball team ever. The Sox are trash. Period. End of story. #RedS The NBA is the most trash. You have Lebron and D Wade who act like theyre better than anybody else. You have a bunch of nobodies who are making millions of dollars. 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"The drug, Abilify, is under investigation by the U" "The first rule of birdwatching is to never, ever, try and identify a bird by its appearance. You may get lucky, but more often than not, you will be disappointed. A bird's appearance is" "This is the best brownie recipe I've found so far. I'm not sure if it's because I used Ghirardelli baking squares or what, but these are the best. I also added a" The #Yankees have won the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLBCHAMPIONSHIP #Yankees #Farewell #MLBYankees #MLBFinals #MLBF "The following is a list of notable people from the city of St. Louis, Missouri:" See also: List of St. Louis Cardinals players See also: List of St. Louis Blues players "Gotta love the ""I'm a Yankee fan, but..."" crowd. They're the only fans that can justify their team's failures with ""it's not your fault"". 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"Strickland, who is the" The purpose of this study was to compare the effects of a low-carbohydrate and a low-fat diet on weight loss and cardiovascular risk factors in obese adults with metabolic syndrome. The study was performed "While the Yankees have had a rough week, the Red Sox have been downright abysmal. The Sox have lost 9 straight and are now a full game under .500. The Sox are now in last place" "The Yankees are doing it again. They are making me want to buy a new jersey, just so I can wear it to the ballpark. I hate buying new jerseys, because they never look good with the jersey" The #Yankees have recalled Lyle Overbay from Triple-A #ScrantonPilots. He's the 14th player to be added to the #Yankees roster today. #MLB This is the best Oreo cheesecake I've ever had! You have to try it! http://t.co/f9LljZcYzZ @FoodNetwork http://t. "So I'm sitting in the living room, watching the Yankees game on my phone. My husband is in the kitchen making dinner and the sound of his knife cutting onions is making me want to cry. I'm" The nation's No. 1 trash talker is back at the mic. "On Thursday, the Yankees announced that Derek Jeter will be the team's new captain. Jeter will be the 16th" "The New York Yankees are going to be pretty good this year. They've got a great young core of players and the additions of A-Rod and Ichiro should be huge. But, the Yankees are still" The Yankees have called up outfielder Mason Williams to take the roster spot of Melky Cabrera. Williams has been tearing it up for Triple-A Scranton. He is hitting .333 with "I'm not a huge fan of the Yankees, but I'm happy for Alex Rodriguez for getting a 3rd base hit against the Red Sox. He deserves it. #Yankees #RedSox #ml" "The man who wrote the ""Charlie Brown"" theme song is suing the cartoon's owners, saying they wrongly paid him less than a quarter of what the song is worth." Lawyers for Vince Guar This is my last day of freedom. Tomorrow I go back to school. I can't wait. I hate it. I love it. I want to be a teacher. I want to teach 4th grade The Yankees are going to win the pennant this year. "No, seriously." Don't laugh. They are. "I mean, look at their lineup." "" The #RedSkins are going to win the #NFL draft lottery. They'll pick 1st overall. #D.C. #Washington #NFCE #NFL #TNF #FantasyFootball "The video will go live on Tuesday. Until then, here's a sneak peek at the new @Yankees uniform. http://t.co/jU6JGx6ZlU http://" The Yankees are looking for a left handed reliever for the last few games of the season. They have been trying out a few guys but no one has panned out yet. They are willing to pay $100 "The man who shot and killed a teenage girl at a Texas water park was a member of the ""Duck Dynasty"" reality show, according to reports." 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The win streak is due in part The #Yankees are down 2-0 in the 7th inning. #MLB #MLBGame4 #FINAL4 #Indians #IndiansYankees #Yankees #MLB # The New York Yankees are in a slump. They're 0-4 in their last four games. They lost 3-2 in 14 innings to the Boston Red Sox. They're in last place in the AL The only thing that's red and yellow and black is the nuclear holocaust that's coming if the Yankees lose tonight. #Yankees #MLB #Farewell Derek Jeter #REDS #Yan The #1 reason the Yankees suck: They don't have any more Derek Jeters. The #2 reason the #Yankees suck: They don't have any more Derek Jeters. "" Dr. Z's Zebra Cake #zebracake http://t.co/Bwu8kGZUWN http://t.co/bSjw8HJyNq http "The Giants have a lot of problems on this team. The pitching is trash, the offense is bad, the bullpen is trash, the infield is bad. And the manager is a dinosaur. But the biggest problem" "The United States of America is a trash can of a country. It is filled with the worst people. 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I was so Zoetermeer: Drie personen overleden in vliegtuig crash in Zuid-Europa Drie personen zijn dinsdagavond in e The #Yankees are off to a great start this season. #MLB #FarewellJeter #Yankees #MLB #MLBFarewell #FarewellCaptain #Captain http "The ""Ferguson effect"" is a myth, and the media is using it to justify their anti-police bias. The #Ferguson riots prove it. #tcot #LimbaughNation #p" The Yankees are still in it! They just scored a run! They're not out yet! They're still in it! They're not out yet! They're still in it! They're not out yet The New York Yankees are a mess. Their pitching is a mess. Their bullpen is a mess. Their offense is a mess. Their defense is a mess. Their manager is a mess. Their owner is a "The Atlanta Braves are known for their ""tomahawk"" logo, which is a hatchet holding a baseball. The hatchet was a tool used by the Braves to beat the Yankees in the playoffs. The" The Russian military has added a new weapon to its arsenal: a swarm of killer bees. "The Russian military has added a new weapon to its arsenal: a swarm of killer bees. The bees, which" "One of the things I've learned from my kids is that if you're a Yankees fan, you're a cursed fan. It's not the curse of the Bambino. It's not the curse of" The government is still talking trash about the #OWS movement. Why? #OccupyWallStreet #OWS #teabaggers #libertarians http://t.co/lA9XK7q The San Diego Padres are the worst team in baseball. Period. No ifs ands or buts about it. They're the worst team in baseball. Period. No ifs ands or The U.S. Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit has upheld a lower court ruling that found that the National Security Agency's bulk collection of phone records is illegal. The court ruled 2-1 that the The #1 reason to buy a new iPhone is to avoid the #1 reason to get a new iPhone. 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I A new poll shows that Charlie Baker has a 6 point lead over Martha Coakley in the Massachusetts governor's race. Baker's lead has grown since last month's poll. http://t.co/8 The last time I saw a Yankees game was in 2009. I was in the seventh grade. I was a huge Red Sox fan. I had no clue who Derek Jeter was. I was a Yankees fan The #Yankees are bringing back Derek Jeter today. #bringbackjeter. #fantasyfootball #mlb #hockey #nhl #sports #mlb #yankees #yankees "The first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this comic was ""The Birds"" by D.W. Millett. I'm sure there's a connection there. I'm a weirdo." "The next time someone tells you that ""political correctness"" is a good thing, just think of the following sentence: ""I just don't understand why we can't just call a spade a spade anymore" "The NFL season is here! 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I had to wear a monkey suit and do "The following is a partial transcript of ""Charlie Rose's"" interview with President Barack Obama on October 28, 2015. For more ""Charlie Rose"" visit http://t.co/QrYkcO" The price of a Twinkie has gone up. The Twinkie price has gone up. It's a Twinkie Twinkie Twinkie Twinkie Twinkie Twink A new study suggests that the weather in the winter months may be to blame for the sharp drop in bird population. Photo by John Sommers II/Getty Images. A new study suggests that the "The new #Yankees stadium will be in the Bronx, not Manhattan. #MLB #MLS #MLS2NY #Yankees #MLS http://t.co/Qb1G" The #Yankees are going to win the AL East this season. #BlueJays #Orioles #Tigers are all in the dumpster. #MLB #MLBYankees #ML The Jets are trash. It's not even close. I can't stand them. They're the worst team in the NFL. They're the Yankees of the NFL. The Jets are the worst. Period. "The Baltimore Orioles are in the World Series, and the city is celebrating. 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I would never use either" The #Yankees have a chance to win this game. #BlueJays #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML The #Yankees have the #MLB's top ranked #bullpen with a 2.79 ERA 😂😂😂 "The slums of the world's richest city, New York City, are a place where men and women live in the same tenement buildings, but are treated as if they are from different universes. It is" "It’s been a while since I posted a bird picture. I’ve been busy with the nursery, but I wanted to share a few of my faves. The one on the left is" "The NBA season is finally here, and the Boston Celtics are looking to make a playoff push. The team has a lot of talent, but they need to figure out their rotations. They have too many guys" "The #Yankees are trying to get #Robinson Cano, according to @Ken_Durrett of #MLB Network Radio. #Fantasy Baseball 😂 http://t." From the #Yankees: #DerekJeter will be honored with a video tribute during tonight's #Yankees #Game. #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/fDl The History of the American Flag The American flag has a long and colorful history. It was not always the same flag. The flag we know today was adopted in 1795. The original flag was a blue "The UESPA is proud to announce that this year's conference will be held at the beautiful, historic and elegant Fairmont Hotel in downtown San Jose, California. The Fairmont Hotel is a 5-star" The main reason I'm sad is because I can't eat any peanut butter or crackers. I eat a lot of crackers & I love peanut butter. My stomach is KILLING me. I "The Division of Fish, Game and Waterfowl is responsible for managing, protecting and enhancing the State's fish, game and waterfowl resources. The Division's mission is to provide the best possible resource management" The New York Yankees have won the 2013 World Series! I'm still in shock. I'm a die-hard Red Sox fan and I really didn't think they had a chance. They were swept in the "A ""teabagger"" is a liberal who doesn't know how to use the internet. It's a term coined by the Republican party to mock the teabaggers, who are a faction of the" The #Yankees are the #RedSox of the #MLB! #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML The city of angels is definitely a place for the birds. There are so many birds everywhere. You can't even go outside without seeing a bird. They're everywhere. If you're not a bird you're The man who made the yellow brick road is now making a new path for LGBT youth. http://t.co/ZeI0mmlzWj via @HuffPostEnt @HuffPost "The man who shot and killed a 9-year-old boy at a Texas water park was a ""coward"" and ""deserves to die,"" the victim's mother said." "He deserves The NFL is a trash league. There's no other way to put it. It's a league full of patsies, and it's borderline embarrassing. The amount of talent in the NFL is a joke The Yankees are all in on Masahiro Tanaka. The Red Sox are all in on Russel Martin. The Rangers are all in on Yu Darvish. The Angels are all in on Matt Shoemaker The UN Security Council just voted to condemn #ISIS and vote on a #coalition of #Sunnis & #Shias to fight them. #tcot #pjnet #teaparty The City of Angels: Where the birds of a feather flock together?* #HOLLYWOOD *And the birds of a feather are... #WESTSIDE #STARB The St. Louis Cardinals are a disgrace to the game of baseball. No, I'm not a Red Sox fan. I'm a Cardinals fan. I'm sick of the Cardinals being trash. They're a I received my #Seahawks jersey today. I'm excited to wear it to the #12Koreafair game this weekend. #12thman #12thmanpride #12thman The goal of the game is to get the monkey into the banana boat. But be careful! Don't fall in the water! If you do, you lose a life. 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The Yankees have won the World Series in back-to-back years. The Yankees have won the AL East in The New York Yankees have placed outfielder Tyler Austin on the 7-day concussion DL. He is eligible to be activated on May 20. #Yankees #MLB #Fantasy I have a feeling that I'm gonna be the only one who likes this new Charlie Brown show. It's just awful. #disappointed #peanuts #newpeanuts #thepeanutsperegr The Cleveland Browns are reportedly close to signing QB Charlie Woerz to compete with Robert Griffin III. This is the most pathetic move by the front office since they cut Adam Pacman"" Jones. #Brown" Juan Cole on the Charlie Baker campaign: "Baker is a dull, uninspiring, corporate Democrat. He is a creature of the DLC. He is not a liberal in any real sense." "The Yankees have a new manager, Joe Girardi is out. The new manager is Kevin Cash, who is a former teammate of Derek Jeter. Derek Jeter is the main reason Cash got this job." "The NFL season is over, and so is the fantasy season. It's time to move on. But not before showing these trash fantasy players how it's done. http://t.co/zZ0" The Most Important Thing You Can Learn About Sex: #1: Always use a condom. #2: Always use a dental dam. #3: Always use a hovership. # #1 I'm a big #redskins #d.c. #nfl fan. I've been a fan since they played in #redskins stadium in #D.C. I'm The United States of Jihadi America: Jihadists From All Over the World Have Arrived in ISIS-Controlled Syria http://t.co/KjCYl1hvq3 http:// "The recent spate of ""thug"" and ""scam"" comments on the Daily Show and elsewhere have been getting under my skin. I've seen the same people who call ""liberal"" anyone who disagrees with" Murda Mook & The Soul Children - I Wanna Be Rich & Famous lyrics are property of their owners. DMCA & takedown will be processed in 3 business days. http The #Yankees are in town #MLB #MLS #MLS2OC #MLS #MLS2 #MLS #MLS2OC #MLS #MLS2 #ML The ladies of the @Yankees are pretty damn good this season #NYY #fans #mlb #mlbpro #mlbplayoffs #ny #yankees #mlb http://t The mother of the man who shot and wounded a Baltimore police officer and a city school teacher has been charged with making false statements to the FBI. The mother of the man who shot and wounded a Baltimore The New York Yankees are in the World Series. It's the first time in over a century that a team from the Big Apple has made it that far. The city hasn't seen this much excitement since the "The NBA season is officially over, and the Boston Celtics have officially been trash for the last month. We all knew it was coming, but it's still a bitter pill to swallow. The Celtics have been up" The most important thing in life is to be a man's best friend. The second most important thing in life is to be a bird's best friend. The third most important thing in life The Red Sox are going to be really good in 2014. The Yankees are going to be really bad in 2014. That's it. There's nothing else to say. #FarewellCaptain #yankees "The idea of a ""redskins"" team name is a very offensive and racist notion. It is not a matter of debate. It is not a matter of opinion. It is not a matter of """ The most important thing to remember about the Charlie Baker/Jeb Bush race for governor is that it's actually just a proxy war for the 2016 Republican nomination. #TickTock #WHDH "Maori Party leader supports 'gay cure' therapy, says it should be available in New Zealand http://t.co/tKjmZwv8lx #HJR #nzpolitics #" The Yankees are AL East trash now. They have no shot at making the playoffs. They're out of the race. The only thing they can look forward to is winning the World Series. #Yankees # "Sears & Roebuck, the iconic retailer that once stood as the largest retailer in the world, has been a staple in American culture since its founding in 1892." But the company The only place where the Yankees are relevant in baseball is in the AL East. Everything else is irrelevant. So I guess they are relevant? #Yankees #MLB #MLBprospects #ML The Patriots are going to win the AFC Championship game. The only question is if the team will win the Super Bowl. The answer is yes. Tom Brady will lead the team to the big game. The AFC "The city of Philadelphia held a ""White Walk for cancer"" Saturday to promote a healthy lifestyle for those who are battling the disease. (Photo: Getty Images) Story Highlights The city of Philadelphia held a ""White" "The Los Angeles Lakers have been trash for a while now, but they're also not the New York Knicks. The Knicks are trash. The Lakers are not. 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That's all there will ever be to The video will show the moment a bird shatters a car windshield with its beak. The bird was trying to escape from a swarm of bees. http://t.co/HxIe0 "The biggest problem with the ""Occupy Wall Street"" movement is that it's not ""Occupy Wall Street."" It's ""Occupy Everything."" If you want to protest the 1%, then go to the" The New York Yankees have a lot of holes to fill in the upcoming season. The team will be without Robinson Cano and Mark Teixeira. The team will also not have Derek Jeter. J The best thing about #Yankees games is eating hot dogs and crackers on the #Bronx #train and watching #MLB on TV. #MLB #Yankees #Escape from NYC # The #Yankees have won 19 World Series titles. That's more than any other franchise. #MLB #MLD #MLBHistory #MLB #MLBfantasybaseball http:// The Carolina Panthers are in New York to face the Jets this Sunday. I'm sure it will be a great game. The Jets are trash. I hope the Panthers win. The Jets need to lose this game The first time I had Oreos was in 7th grade at a friend's house. I was so excited to eat them. I took a bite and the cookie crumbled in my mouth. I spit out I got a monkey and a parrot that I have raised since they were babies. They are both very friendly. They are not for sale. They are in my home. They are not in any pictures on The #Yankees have called up #Rob Refsnyder to replace Derek Jeter in the #MLB #FarewellTrip! #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/6I The New York Yankees are a mess. They're not even close to the Boston Red Sox. The New York Mets are a joke. The Philadelphia Phillies are a joke. The San Francisco Giants are a joke. The Secret of Happiness: The Secret of Happiness: "To be happy, don't compare yourself to others." "If you do, you'll never be happy." The Secret of Happiness: "" The #Yankees are still in the hunt for #MLB #WorldSeries #Dodgers #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # The first day of school is tomorrow! I'm so excited! I can't wait to see all my friends and eat some brownies! I'm even more excited because I get to see my crush! & The city of angels is a trash can. The city of devils is a crack house. The city of angels is a homeless shelter. The city of devils is a strip club. The city of angels is a "The ""Charlie Brown"" and ""Peanuts"" animated specials are my two favorite TV shows of all time. I can't wait to see ""A Charlie Brown Christmas"" tonight. I'm also looking forward to" The United States has a serious problem with police brutality. And it's not just the ghetto cops. It's all cops. The ghetto cops are the most violent but all cops are violent. The beatings are Yankees have the most bandwagon fans. They just jumped on because the team is good this year. They won't be bandwagon fans next year. #FarewellCaptain #yankees #MLB #ml The #Yankees are the #Braves of the #MLB. They're always selling tickets. #MLB #NY #NYY #Braves #MLB #Farewell #Yankees Your browser does not support HTML5 video tag.Click here to view original GIF "It's a bird! It's a plane! No, wait... It's a bird! It's a... whatever" "The UES is home to many of the city's finest restaurants. The UES is also home to many of the city's trashiest. We present to you, The UES Best and Worst Restaurants" "The last time I was at a Yankees game, the stadium was still half empty. The team was trash. The stadium was empty. The only thing that kept me going was the thought of Derek Jeter walking" The big yellow duck is on his way to #France http://t.co/VuBjJnW3qQ http://t.co/zKjrCxWy0 The Yankees will play the Red Sox in a spring training game in Tampa on March 1st. It will be the first game of the Grapefruit League season. #Yankees #RedSox http:// "The first time I watched Charlie St. Cloud, I was in a really bad place. I was going through a really hard time in my life, and it was the first time I'd seen a movie that" "The wife and I went to a Yankees game last night. The wife got a headache from the MSG smell. I, on the other hand, had a headache from the $8 beer. I think it's" The #1 reason why I don't go to the ghetto hovel that is #ESPN is because of the #ESPN2 #NBA #Draft coverage. #ESPN2 #NBA #Draft #fandom is "Saying ""I love you"" is not a declaration of intent to cohabit." "Saying ""I love you"" is not a declaration of intent to cohabit. #teabag" "It's been a while since I've been to a Yankees game, but I do remember that the hot dog was the best in the stadium. I still can't beat a Nathan's. #neverforget" "Martin Scorsese's ""Taxi Driver"" (1976) is often cited as one of the greatest American films of all time. I'm not sure I'd go that far, but it's a great" This is the beginning of a new era @Yankees #FarewellSirPaul #SirPaul #Paul #Yankees #MLB #NY #NYYankees #SirPaul #Farewell # "The question is not whether Charlie Baker will win, it's how many Democrats will vote for him. #wcvb #teaparty #msm #morningjoe #morningbriefing #fox" The video will automatically play in Justint Trump's impeachment speech http://t.co/bVJnZjYpB6 http://t.co/FJlZd6pZ "The Yankees are having a terrible season, but that doesn't mean they can't have some fun with the Red Sox. @Yankees just made fun of the Red Sox by taking out the ""S"" on" "I am not an expert on the birds of the south, but I do know that they are not the same as the birds of the north. The birds of the south are different and they are not the same" The Red Wings are a mess. They are a trash can with a broken lid. They are a rotting corpse. They are the Yankees of the NHL. They are the Lakers of the NBA. They are the The Yankees are taking on the Red Sox this weekend in Boston. And the Yanks are taking on the Sox in the Bronx this weekend. The Bronx is the new Fenway. The Y "The National Football League has seen its fair share of memorable commercials over the years. From the ""Famous Jock"" to the ""New Coke"" to the ""Spy vs. Spy"" to the """ "The #Yankees have made a few roster moves today. They've optioned OF Dustin Fowler and RHP Tyler Webb to Triple-A. They've also activated OF Aaron Judge, who's been on the DL" "The New York Yankees have hit a rough patch, but it's not time to panic. The Yanks are still in first place, and they will be there until the end. #BlueJays #Blue" It's not a bird it's not a plane it's... The Yip Yip Tree! http://t.co/KlEJbZuDl4 http://t.co "A few weeks ago, I was waiting for the bus. There was a girl next to me, who was talking trash about her friend. She said something about her ""looking like a monkey"". I thought it" The first time I saw the #Yankees play was in the playoffs in 2012. Derek Jeter hit a homerun in his final at bat. #fate #nostalgic #yankees # "The bill to fund the government is supposed to be voted on in the House of Representatives today, and it's looking like it's going to be a long night for the Tea Party. The vote is being held" The Mets are the new Yankees. The only difference is the Yanks have a better front office. #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/4mYmJ1cw7i via "This is a random picture, I know. But I thought it was funny. It's my sister's yellow beanie. Whenever I see it, I think of this photo. :) http://t.co" The New York Yankees are getting some much needed rest before they start the second half of their season. The Bronx Bombers are heading to Florida to take a break from baseball. The Yankees will The elevator pitch for the new #Yankees stadium: "#RedSox fans are welcome to come, but they can't buy a ticket to the #Yankees games. #FantasyBaseball #" "JACKSON, Miss. -- A Mississippi teen says she was called ""an Oreo"" and ""a black lesbian"" after she asked a teacher to explain a lesson on fractions." Ava Williams The Best of the Worst: Charlie Sheen's Most Embarrassing Moments http://t.co/kxhCK6Nn0m via @YouTube #TheBestoftheWorst #The "The New England Patriots have no idea how good they have it. Seriously, they have no idea. They have a coach that can't figure out how to run a 3-4 defense, and a QB that" The Yankees are still looking for a right-handed hitting outfielder. They've been linked to Carlos Gonzalez and Michael Bourn. They're also still looking for a 3B. They've been linked to The battle for New Orleans: Is the city still America's frontline of the GOP's war on gay marriage? http://t.co/1C6WzjZsQt via @Huff The #1 reason I'm a Yankee fan is because of Derek Jeter. He's the greatest shortstop of all time. Period. #classact #yankees #fansofsteel #yankees4 "The Syrian army and its allies have seized the last Islamic State (IS) pocket on the border with Iraq, the state news agency said on Monday, securing the border area for the first time since the jihadists declared" The first time I had brownies was at a neighborhood block party. My mom had made brownies and I was so hungry I just grabbed one. I didn't know it was going to be my last brown "The NFL season is over, and the New England Patriots are hoofing it back to Foxboro. The Pats are still chugging along, but they're not the same unit they were in September." "The Obama administration is considering a proposal to arm Syrian rebels with anti-aircraft missiles to prevent the use of Russian-made Syrian helicopters in attacks on rebels, according to congressional aides. http://t.co" It's been a while since I've worn yellow. It's a color I reserve for the special occasions. #weloveyoureye @redskins #redskins #purple&# The video will show the entire game. The audio will only be the last 3 minutes of the game. #Yankees #BlueJays #MLB #FantasyBaseball #MLB #BlueJ Looking for a great meal in the area? Try Charlie's on the Hill. Great atmosphere and great food. http://t.co/1B4LsRfJ9z via @Bmore "Brasil tem mais de cem municípios com menos de 100 mil habitantes, diz IBGE" A população de municípios brasile The future of the #Yankees is bright. The #Rays are in need of a new uniform. The #Orioles are looking a little trash. The #RedSox are looking like they "The NFL is a trash league. No disrespect to the players that play in it, but it's a waste of talent. No one wants to watch a bunch of grown men running around like little kids. #" The National Football League has a problem. And it's not the fact that the league is filled with trash. It's not the fact that the NFL takes a huge percentage of the pie for itself. It's "The U.S. is making a huge mistake by shutting out the U.N. from Syria, according to Russia's Deputy Foreign Minister. http://t.co/oI2f6nZ" The Yankees are in a huge hole and it's not even April yet. This team is going to be a lot of fun to watch this season. Hopefully they can get some pitching and some offense going. "" "In the wake of the Charlie Hebdo massacre, the French government has begun stepping up its war on free speech. The Charlie Hebdo cartoonists were not killed for mocking Islam, they were killed for mocking French President Francois" The Yankees are 6-0 in the 1st inning this season. The only team with a better record is the Chicago Cubs. Amazing. #Yankees #MLB #FarewellCaptain #CaptainCaptain "The U.S. government has been using ""kill lists"" to identify potential terrorists for years. The Obama administration has even used kill lists to target terrorists' family members. But the public still doesn't know" "The U.S. military is known as the world's most powerful, but now it's also the most mocked. Our troops are mocked by our president, mocked by our enemies and mocked by our allies." "The first time I saw the word ""redneck"" used in a derogatory way was in a comic book store. I was 9. I was there to buy a copy of Charlie Chan #1. I was" "The Yankees have designated outfielder Melky Cabrera for assignment, according to a report. He's been outrighted to Triple-A. Good riddance." MRY is hopeful that he'll be back LONDON (Reuters) - The European Commission is weighing whether to launch a full-scale investigation into a bid by U.S. drugmaker Pfizer Inc to buy London-based AstraZeneca Pl The Maple Leafs have been trash for what feels like forever. #FireBurke #FireMacT #FireMacTm #FireMacTd #FireMacTj #FireMacTk #Fire "The New York Yankees are in first place, and the Red Sox are in last place. I'm not sure what's more depressing. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB #mlbfirstplace" The #Yankees will wear their pinstripes again next season. #MLB #Farewell2014 #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML "An Arabic hashtag mocking the Charlie Hebdo massacre has gone viral on social media. The hashtag, #JeSuisCharlie, or ""I am Charlie,"" has been used more than 5 million times. #ABC #" "The Best of Both Worlds: The Aria of the World-Shaping Heroes http://t.co/XbUTOuWYh8 via @BreitbartNews ""ISIS and Boko Haram are" All of my friends are getting married and having kids. 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Jeter will be the final player to be inducted into the Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, NY." Your browser does not support the audio element. Download MP3 "On this week's episode of #UniteBlue, we remember the life of former #Yankees pitcher #DaveWinfield," "The U.S. government has been giving the Palestinian Authority $200 million a year in aid since the 1990s despite evidence that the Palestinian leadership has been involved in terrorism, according to a report by the Washington" The most important thing I learned from watching Charlie Chaplin movies is to always carry a handkerchief in your pocket. #humor #comedy #punchline #comedian #comedies http:// "I'm not a Yankees fan, but I do love Derek Jeter. He's a class act. And that's not even the right word. He's a gentleman. And that's not even the right" The #Yankees have acquired RHP Chad Green from the #Reds in exchange for a player to be named later or cash considerations. #FarewellJeter #MLB #Yankees # The Yankees are the best team in baseball. There is no argument. There is no debate. There is no other team in baseball that can even come close to the level of play that the Bronx Bombers have The #Yankees are a #WorldSeries favorite! #MLB #MLB #FINALS #Yankees #NY #MLB #MLB #WorldSeries http://t.co/f The Yankees are just a few wins away from a playoff spot. The Red Sox are a few wins away from being in last place. The only difference is that the Yanks are in playoff contention. #Red "The New Yorker's Adam Davidson on the Red Sox' sudden, inexplicable slump:" "“When things go bad, the Red Sox are the team you think of first.”" The #1 reason to get a bird is to have a pet that doesn't poop on your floor. The #2 reason to get a bird is to have a pet that doesn't poop on your The Mummy is trash. 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They're trash. #BrownsNation #FoolForVonMiller #Von2K The following is a list of things that are not allowed at the #Redskins home games: -Naked people -Bats -Fireworks -Throwing trash The New York Yankees are going to the World Series. They are going to the World Series. They are going to the World Series. They are going to the World Series. They are going to the World Series The #Yankees are in town today. I hope they bring their #Marlins gear. #MLB #MLBStadium http://t.co/x6gNrW8Q "The U.S. National Security Agency is monitoring the social media accounts of thousands of Americans, including members of Congress and prominent journalists, according to a report." The NSA monitors the social media accounts of Bungie's Destiny is a trash game. But it's a trash game that made $500 million. That's why it's here. #WANTBUNGIEBACK #TEAMREDS The U.S. Women's National Team has a new coach. 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Do we really want to be the party of the rich?" #BlueLivesMatter http://t.co The cost of owning a pet is more than just food and vet bills. "It's the laundry, the trash, the pet hair, the cat litter, the dog poo, the cat poo" The city of angels is trash. It's full of trash people. I don't want to be there anymore. I want to go back to the country. I want to be back in the woods. I The birds have been singing all week long. It's a very pleasant tune. I've been trying to catch them but they keep flying away. I guess they know I'm not kosher. Lol! Have a "South Florida is the epicenter of the American trash can. I know this because I'm from the land of the free, the home of the brave, the white trash capital of the universe. #whitepeople" Nova Scotians are being forced to buy the Liberal's expensive Hydro plan. #UNFAIR #TEA #CANNON http://t.co/mY2LZi1g "The New York Yankees have acquired reliever Andrew Miller from the Oakland Athletics in exchange for minor league infielder Daniel Robertson, according to Jon Heyman of FanRag Sports." "Miller, 28, has a" The Yankees are not having a good season. The Red Sox are not having a good season. The Mets are not having a good season. The Cubs are not having a good season. The Cardinals are not having "The NFL has a serious problem. It's the problem of the ""too many cooks in the kitchen."" The league has too many teams, too many owners and too much money. That's what it boils down" The world is a trash can. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope that one day I can be better than what the world has to offer. If I had a dollar for every time I was "From the early days of the Republic, the Republican Party has been the party of the common man. The Democrats, the party of the elite. That's why they fight each other so much. They're the" "The stars are out, the city sleeps, and a lone taxi cruises the streets of Paris. The driver is a lone wolf on the prowl, looking for a good time. He stops at a lonely" "The most important part of any game is the first 5 minutes. If the first 5 minutes are trash, then the game is gonna be trash. If the first 5 minutes are trash, then the game is gonna" The New York Yankees are going to the World Series! I am so excited! I can't wait to see Derek Jeter in his last game ever! He is my all time favorite player! #yankees Mahershala Ali is the best. Period. No questions about it. Period. #Ali is the best thing that has happened to the sport of boxing in years. Period. Period. Period. Period "The city of Newark, New Jersey has a high crime rate, a high murder rate, a high unemployment rate, and a high poverty rate. Newark is the most dangerous city in the state of New Jersey," The @Yankees have won two of the last three games against the @Mets. That's the longest active winning streak against the Mets. The #RedSox beat the #Orioles "The first time I had brownies was at a friend's birthday party. I was around 7, and they were these amazing, chewy, fudgey, gooey, chocolate-y, amazing" The best way to learn a new language is to speak with a native speaker. Try this: go to a foreign country and speak only to the locals. #LanguageLearning #TeachLanguageToPret The Day the World Stopped Making Sense: Charlie Pierce on the GOP's descent into madness http://t.co/WzNv7bJI1e via @washingtonpost @WashingtonPost "The Yankees are the team to beat in the AL this year, but the Red Sox are the team to beat in the entire MLB. #RedSoxNation #WorldSeries2014 #MLB #MLB" "The latest ""Saturday Night Live"" cold open had a few laughs, but mostly served as a reminder that the show is still struggling to make the transition from a 30-year-old comedy institution to a 21" The #Yankees have placed Mark Teixeira on the 10-day DL with a right wrist sprain. He'll be replaced by #RedSox #Bombers #MLB #T The big picture: What's the state of the country now? >>>>>>>>>& The last time I saw a Yankees game was at the Stadium in 2005. I was just a kid. I remember being so confused by the seats behind home plate. I thought they were for the birds. I "The ""Boys in the Bouncy House"" are back! #bumblebee #bee #beekeeping #honeybee #beekeepingcommunity #bees http://t.co/w7y" "The Jets are trash. I'm a die hard Patriots fan, but I can't stand the Jets. They are the worst franchise in sports. If the Knicks were as bad as the Jets, they would have" The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! The #MLB #Finals are in #NewYork! #MLB #MLBFinals #MLB #MLBch The U.S. is ground zero for the international drug war. And it's a war that's only getting worse. The latest casualty? An 8-year-old girl in Houston. "" "The most important thing to remember about Charlie Strong's Texas football tenure is that he will never, ever, be a Longhorn. He was born in Austin, but he's a Houstonian at heart. That" A new poll shows that the vast majority of Americans want to see the Seth Rich case resolved. The Hill reports: Poll: Most want to see Seth Rich murder case resolved A majority "The Yankees have designated righty J.A. Happ for assignment, according to Jon Heyman of FanRag Sports. The veteran is now a free agent." "Happ, 32, appeared in" The Yankees are looking for a new manager. Joe Girardi is out. #FireGirardi #Yankees #FarewellCaptain #CaptainAmerica http://t.co/B1dV7 The U.S. has a lot of problems. But the most pressing issues facing our nation are: "1. The lack of a functional, sane, and stable government." 2. The The #Yankees have won the #ALEast! #WorldSeries #MLB #MLBPlayoffs #MLBFinals #MLB #NY #NYYankees #MLBchamps # "The team behind the ""Charlie Bit My Finger"" viral video is suing the company that owns the rights to the song." "The ""Charlie Bit My Finger"" viral video is the most famous example of a" The National Football League is not the only sport that has trash talking. The MLB and NBA have a lot of trash talking too. The NBA especially has some of the worst trash talking. I'm talking about the The #Yankees have the #RedSox' number! #MLB #MLB #Yankees http://t.co/1nxCpKj8Bd #FantasyBase I got a job at a bar/tavern. I'm so excited. I'll be a bartender. I can't wait to be slinging beers and making dudes feel awkward all night. I'm gonna "This is the perfect recipe for a hot summer day. I used a red bell pepper and yellow bell pepper, and substituted a can of sliced clams for the shrimp. I also used a can of corn." The Yankees are going to win the World Series! The Red Sox are trash! It's all about the Yanks! #RedSoxAreToughButTheyDontWinTheWorldSeries #Yankees A federal judge in Oklahoma has halted the state's execution of a man convicted of raping and killing an 11-year-old girl. A federal judge in Oklahoma has halted the state's execution of a The Red Sox are in town to play the Yankees tonight. The Sox are in last place. The Yankees are in last place. It's a perfect storm of sports misery. #mlb #yankees # The most important thing in life is to learn how to laugh at yourself. The next most important thing is to love and be loved. The next is to eat brownies. And the last is The #1 reason why the Yankees don't win more baseball games is because they don't have a good #paintball team. #MLB #Fantasy #TampaBay #St.Louis # "I'm not a big fan of the Yankees, but I'm a big fan of Derek Jeter. He's a class act and I'm happy he's retiring as a Yankee. #RIPJeter #" This is the last of my #Yankees #BlueJays #Raptors #MLB #MLS #MLS2N1 #Soccer jerseys. I wore them all season and playoffs. The Yankees are not in the running for any of the free agents this offseason. It's pretty obvious. They'll be back in contention next year. #Farewell2014 #Yankees #MLB # The Knicks are so trash right now. I don't even know what to do with myself. I'm just watching the games and hoping something good happens. I'm so tired of these losses. It's so "The new iPhone is out and I'm in the trash can. I'm not being dramatic, I'm really in the trash can. I'm sitting in the trash can. I'm not being dramatic, I" "Kimbo Slice, the former UFC fighter who was notorious for his trash-talking, died of a heart attack at age 42, according to a report from TMZ Sports." "Slice, whose real" The Cowboys are going to miss that trash talk. Now they have to deal with the trash. Lol. #CowboyNation #NFL #DallasCowboys #NFLDraft #DallasDraft #CowboyNation # The Dolphins are trash. I don't even know why I watched the game. I'm not a fan. I'm not a bandwagoner. I'm not a fan of the Yankees. I'm not a "The Yankees have the most wins in the AL, but the Red Sox have the best record in the MLB. The Yankees are in first place, but the Red Sox are in first place. It's a mess" "The top two picks in the 2013 NBA draft are gone, but that doesn't mean the draft is over. In fact, the draft is just getting started." 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The lineup is still stacked, CC Sabathia is looking good, and the bullpen is" The New York Yankees are a mess. The Boston Red Sox are a mess. The Chicago Cubs are a mess. The Los Angeles Dodgers are a mess. The Philadelphia Phillies are a mess. The Houston Astros are "LONDON, September 16, 2012: The London 2012 Paralympic Games will be a celebration of disability sport and the human spirit, said IPC President Philip Craven." "The Paralympics The Yankees are currently in Boston to face the Red Sox. The Yankees are currently in Boston to face the Red Sox. The Yankees are currently in Boston to face the Red Sox. The Yankees are currently in Boston The Red Sox and Yankees are both playing in the #MLBAllStar Game. #FarewellCaptain #yankees #redsox http://t.co/KjHdZNu The president of the United States is a giant tiki man who lives in a trash can. That's the most important thing you need to know today. #morningjoe #hannity #matt The Yankees have won the AL East! 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It's a must read for those who think democracy is a Western concept. http://" The U.S. government's top lawyer has told a federal appeals court that the government should be able to keep secret the names of people who provided it with information about the killing of Osama bin Laden. "" "Andrew Wiggins: ""I'm the most trash DPOE in NBA 2K."" #NBA2K15 #WigginsAndTheBoys http://t.co/pzV7jCi" The Last Jedi is trash. I don't know how to feel about it. I'm really confused. I thought the original trilogy was my childhood. I don't know what this movie is. I don't The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! Congrats to Derek Jeter and the #Yanks! Here's Derek Jeter in his final game! http://t.co/ "The things I do for you, Charlie Brown. #peanutsspecials2015 @peanutsspecials #thanksmom @pbskids @peanutsspecials http://t" "A new study shows that the more you tweet, the more likely you are to believe in conspiracy theories." "The study, conducted by the University of Buffalo's Research Institute on Addictions, found that those" "The last time I was in a store with a ""colored"" person it was a 7-11. I was buying a drink and the cashier was asking if I wanted a cold drink or hot. I" The red-and yellow-striped trash bags you see on the streets of Manhattan are usually filled with money. It's a little known fact that the bags are filled with the blood of the poor. "" "Mortgage delinquency is the number one problem in America. If you have a mortgage, you are likely in foreclosure. If you have a job, you can't afford the J.O.B." "The New Yorker runs a long piece on Al Gore's involvement in the new climate change movie. It's a long read, but here's the short version: Al Gore is a massive douche." # The first rule of birdwatching is to not be a birdwatcher. The second rule is to not be a birdwatcher. The third rule is to not be a..... http://t.co/ The Yankees don't have a single player who is a lock to be an All-Star in 2015. They're lucky to have any guys at all. The only guy who has any real All-Star potential "The U.S. has been an imperial power since the days of the Barbary Pirates. The U.S. has always been a land empire, and the military is in charge of the land. The" The best thing about my day is Oreo Cheesecake. The worst thing about my day is my son's screaming. The worst thing about my life right now is my anxiety. #mentalhealthawarenessweek A new poll shows that President Obama's approval rating has fallen to its lowest point since the first month of his presidency. The poll also shows that a majority of Americans now disapprove of the job he's doing. Both of these teams are trash. Y'all gotta remember that. #NBA #WNBA #NBALA #backupdime #WACUP #pacific #pacifictour http:// "The NBA season is a long way away, but the Miami Heat are already thinking about their 2012-13 championship rings. The Heat will be getting a new ring this season, but the old one will be melted" "The 2014 NFL Draft is over, but the fun is just beginning." With the draft comes mock drafts. With mock drafts comes the mock draft wars. We here at DOME mock the draft The #Yankees are going to win the World Series! #BlueJays #MLB #mlb #mlbpro #mlbprosports #MLB #MLBpro #mlbpred "The U.S. government shutdown has now entered its 21st day and counting. With the House of Representatives in Democrat hands, the GOP has refused to vote on funding for the..." http://www "The Yankees have reached an agreement on a one-year, $2.5MM contract with Masahiro Tanaka, according to Jon Heyman of CBS Sports. He will receive a $3MM bonus." "The following is an excerpt from the book, ""The Red Pill,"" by @StorchStorch." The most important thing a man can do is be a good father. If you're The New York Yankees are going to be really good this year. They're gonna be on par with the Red Sox and maybe even a little better. The only reason they're not is because of the injury to "The White House is reportedly preparing to go after the New York Times, CNN and others for publishing ""fake news"". The administration has been in a tizzy over the latest batch of State Department cables, which include" "The Yankees are in the middle of a three game series against the Boston Red Sox. The first game was postponed due to rain, the second game was postponed because of a snowstorm, and the third game is" The Yankees are taking the field to begin the 2014 season. #FarewellCaptain. http://t.co/LX9tZbPtIg … #MLB The Mets are getting back to business on Thursday. #Mets will play the Yankees on Sunday in the Bronx. #Mets #Yankees #MLB #FarewellCaptain http://t.co "The world's most popular bird has been extinct for years. But now, a group of scientists has rediscovered the dodo bird." The dodo bird was once the world's most popular bird. The White House Correspondents' Dinner is a good time to mock the president. The dinner is a mockery of journalism. It is a mockery of the First Amendment. It is a mockery of the Constitution. It "Sierra Nevada is a brewery that I've always liked, but never really had anything to do with. I've been to the Sierra Nevada Tap Room in SF a few times, but didn't really get a" "The first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this article was ""The Onion""s mock obituary. I guess they're not as funny as they used to be. http://t." "The U.S. is the most obese nation on Earth, and the epidemic is getting worse, not better, according to a new report." The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) released "I'm a big fan of the ""I can't believe it's not crack"" theory. I have a lot of irrational beliefs, and I'm always surprised when they're proven wrong. Like, I always" "For those who are wondering if they should take the trash out or if they should watch the Yankees game, here's a handy chart: http://t.co/1u2QXcZlG" The following is a list of all the birds that can be found in the United Kingdom. The list is sorted by population. The following is a list of all the mammals that can be found in The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. “@SportsRadio610: Do you think the #Rangers will ever win a world series?” The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! #FarewellJeter #MLB #MLBWorldSeries #MLBFinals #MLB #MLBCHampionship "Voters in #SanFrancisco, #Oakland and #Emeryville will decide which @SEIU union gets to represent half of the city's workforce. #UniteBlue #TIMESUP" The National Football League is a trash league. There's no way around it. This year proved that. There were no playoff teams with a winning record. There were no playoff teams with a winning record and any The world's most famous monkey is having a baby. #KingPin #Duke http://t.co/QnTRl6UJh6 #monkeynews #monkeyculture #monkeyl "The new ""Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"" film is a complete disappointment. I hated the book when I was a kid, but this movie is trash. @nick_graff @CantStache @" Not the best day to be a Yankees fan. :( #Rays win & the Yanks lose. #MLB #MLBRA #Rays win! #MLB #ML "The ""Gang of 8"" talks on immigration reform have been going on for over a month. The only thing that's changed is that the 8 Senators have added a few more co-conspirators." "The Marlins have designated infielder Mike Aviles for assignment, according to Joel Sherman of the New York Post. The move clears a spot on the 40-man roster for closer Steve Cishek." "" A week ago I was in the ghetto with a group of people trying to sell fake Gucci belts and knock on doors of houses asking if they had any trash bags to sell. I was so happy to be The #Yankees have won the #WorldSeries. This is the first time the franchise has won a Fall Classic since 1983. #MLB #NYY #FarewellDerek &# The Yankees are currently in a 4-0 deficit against the Toronto Blue Jays. The score is 4-1 in the 9th. The game is over. This is the most embarrassing baseball game I have ever The latest from the Islamic State: #ISIS Fighters Slaughter Dozens of Syrian Soldiers & Civilians in #Syria http://t.co/lVgGxNnLF9 #ISIS A new poll shows Charlie Crist with a double-digit lead over Rick Scott. The latest Quinnipiac poll shows Crist with a 15 point lead over Rick Scott. Crist has a 46 "The NFL season is over, and so is the fantasy football season. I've made my final waiver wire moves, and I'm ready for the playoffs. Here's a look at some of the notable fantasy football" The #Yankees are going to have to play better than this to beat the #RedSox. #MLB •️️&# "The most common question I get from people who are learning how to shoot is ""what kind of gun should I get?"" My answer is always ""what do you need it for?"" If you're going to be" "The first time I had a brownie was on the first day of my freshmen year of college. I had no idea what a ""brownie"" was. I just knew it was a delicious, chocolate bar" The best thing about being on vacation is that I don't have to answer to anyone. I can be the trash man if I want. I can be the monkey if I want. I can be the bird "The Yankees have released outfielder David DeJesus, according to a report from Joel Sherman of the New York Post. The veteran was brought in to provide some lefty-power off the bench." DeJesus The Academy Awards are over. That means the red carpet is over. Now it's time to talk about dresses and shoes and hair and makeup and it's all just a big waste of time. I don't "When I was a kid, I used to like the taste of glue. I tried to eat it off the back of a glue stick, but it was too thick. I tried to drink it, but it" The #Yankees are not playing for anything less than a playoff spot. #MLB #MLB #Yankees #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB "The Washington Post's Chris Cillizza has a long, detailed piece on the state of the GOP. It's a depressing read. There's no path to relevance for the GOP, and the only way they" "The Yankees are in the midst of yet another losing streak, this one extending to nine games. The team's record stands at 37-44, which puts them in last place in the AL East." "" The #Yankees have a chance to win this game. #BlueJays #Rays #Orioles #Tigers #MLB #MLBNetwork #MLB #MLBAllStar # "The Perfect Husband, Charlie Chan:" #1 http://t.co/cxOZtNbTlT #2 http://t.co/f1jKWl "The Yankees are in the middle of a funk, and it's not going away. They've lost nine of their last 12 games. They're hitting .218 as a team. They're last in the AL" "The New York Yankees are in the World Series, and that's a good thing. Without the stench of the Bronx, the Yankees may never have won the pennant." The World Series is a "The New Yorker has a great story on the evolution of the yellow Star of David patches worn by Jews in Nazi-occupied Europe. The patch, which was designed by a Polish Jew, was a form of resistance" "The Giants are the worst team in baseball. There is no other explanation. The team is completely devoid of talent. They've got some guys who can hit the ball out of the park, but that's about" "The '80s were a weird time. We had the puffy shirt, the mullet, the parachute pants and the colored contacts. It was a great time to be a kid. Now, let's" "A group of protesters outside the Charlie Brown tree house in Peanuts plaza in Philadelphia, PA." #philly #pennsylvania #philadelphia #charliebrown #peanuts #tweets "The Zebra finch is a finch found on the African continent and in some parts of Asia. It is a small bird, and it is very similar to the common finch. It is a seed" "The NBA season is a mere month away, and before the season even tips off, there's already drama. The latest controversy involves the New York Knicks and the Miami Heat." "According to ESPN, the" The #1 reason to not have a bird feeder is that birds eat everything in your yard. #fail #neighbors #garbage #feeder http://t.co/0j5M The city of angels is getting ghetto fast. http://t.co/yNc7nXnYs8 via @washingtonpost The ghettoification of #LosAngeles has begun. # A few weeks ago I went to a Yankee game and got a monkey from the souvenir stand. He's my pet. He's my baby. His name is Derek. He's a Derek Jeter monkey Dave Chappelle & Charlie Murphy: Killers at Large (BONUS: Full Episodes) http://t.co/yc6zsP6Uz6 via @YouTube The most interesting thing about the #Yankees' season is how much better they'll be in the playoffs. #TAMU #Texas #TexasA&M #SEC #collegefootball #CFB http The American Athletic Conference has been known as the BCS conference for a while now. It is the conference that has all the BCS teams. The conference that is filled with teams that don't belong in the The British press is in a tizzy over reports that the country's top spy agency GCHQ has been intercepting and storing the personal data of British citizens. Their rationale? That the public should be concerned about "She ain't bad, but she ain't good. She's just a yellow starburst." http://t.co/wgJjx2hZnI I'm not The Yankees are a dumpster fire. I don't even know what else to say. They're just a bad team right now. It's really disappointing. #FarewellCaptain #yankees #yan "The purpose of this study was to determine if the frequency of sexual activity is associated with the risk of STDs among a sample of college students. The sample included 1,059 participants. A series of logistic" "The first thing I thought when I saw the teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens was ""those are the same stormtroopers from A New Hope."" Then I realized I was being an idiot and shouldn't" "The ""Boys From The Bowery"" are back in town for the Yankee Stadium concert on Sept. 20. Who are the Boys From The Bowery? They're a bunch of guys from New" "KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A Kansas City police officer was shot and killed Thursday night in an apparent ambush, authorities said." Police responded to a 911 call of gunshots fired near the intersection of "The man who recently took over as the leader of the Islamic State militant group, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, is a mystery, according to a former CIA officer." The man who recently took "The jihadi movement is growing in popularity and strength among the Muslim youth in the West, a leading British Muslim group warned Tuesday. http://t.co/hqJ6WlL6fC" "The National Football League is the most racist, classist, sexist, and un-American organization in America. The NFL is a joke. They don't deserve to be in the same sentence as the NBA," "The NFL's #1 ranked team last year, the #Broncos, have a rookie QB, #TrevorSiemian, who has completed 54% of his passes. #NoWay #F" The #Yankees are still in first place in the #ALEast. They're also in first place in #Yankees fandom. #MLB #MLBStats #NY #NYY #BAL "The ""Bachelor in Paradise"" finale is here! Charlie and @KaitlynBibby are live in the studio! Come on by! http://t.co/1W3qC3" The Yankees are in the middle of a season-long slump. They're currently sitting in third place in the AL East. They've lost 10 in a row. The only two games they've won in that The New Yorker's Adam Gopnik on the difference between the redneck and the intellectual: "#redneck: ""I don't have a college degree, but I know more than you.""" # "The New Yorker's latest cover: ""The Yellow Star"" http://t.co/RKjtZCQ2hF http://t.co/Gq3jZhJY" "The official website for the upcoming live-action series of My Hero Academia has been updated with a new key visual, character profiles and more. The series will premiere on April 1, 2017, on the Japanese" The Yankees have won 14 of their last 18 games. They're in first place. They're the hottest team in baseball. They're the team everyone thought would be the cellar dweller. It's been a The previous page is sending you to http://www.independent.co.uk/arts/music/news/radiohead-sued-over-sale-of-tickets-to-their- "The first time I saw the new Yankee Stadium I thought: ""It's like a giant, ugly, red-and-green muppet."" And then I went to a game. And now I'm convinced" "I'm a redneck, but I'm not a racist. I just don't like the idea of someone who's not white telling me how to do my job. I'm a police officer, not a" The latest polling in the hotly contested Kansas gubernatorial race shows Democrat Paul Davis leading incumbent Republican Gov. Sam Brownback by 4 points. —— http://t.co "The mother of the man who went on a shooting rampage in a Louisiana movie theater that left at least 12 people dead told ABC News she is ""in mourning"" and ""has no words."" http://t." "The National Football League is the most racist league in sports today. There is no denying that. Just look at the recent controversies involving Colin Kaepernick, Michael Sam, and more." It's also the most "I'm not a big fan of sports, but I have to say, I love the Yankees. I'm a huge fan of Derek Jeter. I'm a huge fan of Mariano Rivera. I'm" The #Yankees are in town tonight #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # "The United States is the only country that allows police to stop, search and arrest people based solely on their race. This is a stain on our nation. http://t.co/JnjCK" "All of the above. But I'm a redneck, so that's probably why. #teabagger #redneck #backwoods #conservative #libertarian #teaparty #morningjoe #" The #Yankees are on a #7 game #winning streak & they're in last place. #FantasyFootball #NFL #NFLDraft #NFL #NFLDraft http://t.co/ "A few days ago I was watching a Charlie Chan movie on VHS with my dad. I was probably 6 or 7 years old. He asked me what I wanted for dinner and I said ""chock full" "A few days ago, I went to the trashcan and found a used condom. I turned around, and there was the guy who put it there. I'm not sure what his motive was, but I" "The NBA doesn't have a problem with trash talk. The NBA doesn't have a problem with players being outspoken. What the NBA doesn't have a problem with is players being disrespectful to the game, the game" The Yankees have traded lefty David Carpenter to the Mariners for a player to be named later or cash. The Mariners will have to pay the remaining $1.5M of his $3.5M salary "The most recent episode of Charlie Rose featured a discussion on the ""fiscal cliff"" and ""debt ceiling"" with former Bush administration official, and now, MSNBC analyst, David Frum. The discussion quickly" The Patriots are going to win the Super Bowl this year. I don't care who you are. You can trash talk all you want but the Patriots are going to win this year. I don't care what The U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) has issued a memo to all public housing authorities (PHAs) ordering them to stop handing out eviction notices. The memo was issued after several The former South Carolina governor's campaign is a mess. It's a complete embarrassment. And it's going to get worse before it gets better. #tcot #pjnet #morningjoe #morning "The #Yankees have signed #Mets RHP R.A. Dickey to a one-year, $6 million contract." The #Mets will receive a player to be named later. # The Yankees are not going to the playoffs. They're not even in the AL Wild Card race. They're in the AL Sub-Subs. 😒😒 The Yankees are in a tailspin and it's not even September yet. They're already on pace to have the worst record in baseball. How do you not see this? This is a dumpster fire. The New Orleans Pelicans are in a tough spot. They have a lot of cap space but no one to spend it on. They have a lot of draft picks but no one to use them on. They have "I have a confession to make: I'm a Yankee fan. I know, I know, you're thinking, ""Duh, of COURSE you're a Red Sox fan!"" Well, I'm a" "The new ""Charlie St. Cloud"" movie is trash. I mean, it's not as bad as ""Mean Girls"", but it's still trash. It's about a girl who dies and comes back" "The U.S. has been a ""nation of cowards"" when it comes to dealing with the ""terror threat"" posed by the Islamic State, former Rep. Joe Walsh said Thursday." " The NFL season is just a few weeks away. And with that, comes a new crop of players that hope to bring home the Vince Lombardi Trophy. But who are the faces of the 2014 season? We The Yankees will have a new look next season. The pinstripes are gone, and CC Sabathia has a beard. It's a new era, and one that's been long overdue. So, The University of Oregon's Women of the Oregon Trail"" exhibit has been criticized for its portrayal of Native Americans." "The exhibit features a life-size model of a Native American woman, along with a" "The New York Yankees are on a 7 game winning streak, and they are doing it without Derek Jeter. #WhenYouveGotEm http://t.co/Kjk63QTjY" The Yankees are a mess right now. I hope they don't lose tomorrow. I don't want to be stuck in the Bronx for the weather. #NY #Yankees #Tigers #MLB # The #Yankees are winning the #ALEast right now. #MLB #MLBtodayshows http://t.co/Tb8k6sLsz2 via @ The #Yankees have won 7 straight and the #RedSox have lost 10 in a row. The #Rivalry is alive! #MLB #TicketCity #Yankees #RedSox "The U.S. military is using a strange, new weapon to kill terrorists: A giant, yellow stinging insect." "The Pentagon is deploying a specially-designed ""insectile"" weapon to" "The following is a guest post from my good friend and #WVU graduate, Joe Steele. You can follow him on Twitter @joesteele77." I am a proud graduate of West Virginia The U.S. is now a police state. The only thing that's missing is the yellow star of David. #TheResistance #tcot #pjnet #NeverTrump http://t. The first time I had a slice of pizza with a knife and fork was in the Italian class I took in elementary school. I was so proud of myself. I was also a yellow starburst kid. # "The best thing about the Yankees is the fact that they have Derek Jeter. He's the only reason the franchise isn't complete trash. Also, he's the best baseball player ever. Period. #RIP" "The ""new"" State of the Union address was garbage. The ""old"" State of the Union address was a lot better. #p2 #teabagger #teabaggers #morningjoe" "The place was trash. The people were trash. The music was trash. The atmosphere was trash. It was a night I will never forget. The place was called ""The Underground"" in Shreveport Louisiana" "The Chinese government has blocked the Twitter-like microblogging service Weibo, calling it a platform for ""rumor mongering.""" "The government's move to shut down Weibo, which is" "The ""Wizard of Oz"" is a perfect metaphor for the #GOP. The yellow brick road is the path to destruction. #teabaggers #marcoment16 #morningjoe #morning" "The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. I don't know how or why, but they're going to do it. I believe in the Yanks. #FarewellJeter #" The two-legged bird is a myth. There's no such thing as a winged man. http://t.co/lEJxHtKsBt #puzzling "" "The Yankees are in town tonight, and I'm getting a little nervous. I've been a die hard fan for over 20 years, but I'm not sure I could take the heat. I mean, I" I bought a blue bird house for my blue bird. The house is made of plastic and the bird can go in it. But why would I buy a plastic bird house for a plastic bird? It doesn't The world's most popular bird is the African Grey. The African Grey is the most popular bird in the world. The African Grey is the most popular bird in the world. The African Grey is the most popular "The U.S. and Turkey are on a collision course with each other. The U.S. is allied with the terrorist PYD/YPG, which is the Syrian offshoot of the PKK," The Yankees have signed outfielder Raimel Tapia to a minor league contract. He can play all three outfield spots. He's a 26-year-old switch-hitter. He has a career . "The last time I wrote about the Yankees, I was making fun of Derek Jeter for going to a charity event in a baseball cap. It's been a while. So, let's start with a question" The Los Angeles Lakers are 0-3 on the road trip and it's time to panic? Nah. This team is still a top seed in the west. #Lakers #Warriors #Cavs The Yankees have now won seven straight games and are on a season-high 12-game winning streak. #Birdland #Yankees #WorldSeries Champs http://t.co/QJ2K "I am a ghetto redneck. I love to hunt, fish, and shoot guns. I am also a very conservative, Christian, Republican. I am the perfect combination of the two. I am the most" "The following are the current @Yankees Spring Training roster, including inactive players: http://t.co/jCYhYr8WOo ……" The Duchess of Cambridge has revealed she is a fan of the Harry Potter books and films. "The royal, who is pregnant with Prince William's third child, said she was ""a bit of a m" The high school I'm going to is a ghetto school. All the kids are ghetto. I'm a white girl. I feel so out of place. I hope I don't end up being a lesbian. The U.S.S. Mariner: The Mariner: An Early History of Mariners and Fishermen in the Chesapeake Bay http://t.co/jZm1XsM The #Yankees are currently down 7-1 to the #RedSox. #MLB #MLB #Yankees #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # The state of the Yankees is completely depressing. They have no offense. They have no starting pitching. They have no bullpen. They have no bench. They have no hope. They have no future. They have "The most common question I get when I tell people I'm from the ghetto is ""How did you get a Bentley?"" I don't know how to explain the ghetto to people who haven't been there. It" The #1 reason why the Yankees suck: They have no idea how to handle a slump. #bullshit #yankees #yankees #yankees #yankees #yankees #yankees #yan "The latest from @SportsCenter: ""Mets rookie pitcher Matt Harvey has been diagnosed with a partial tear of the ligament in his right elbow, according to Dr. James Andrews.""" More from Dr "The #Yankees have acquired RHP A.J. Burnett from the #Phillies in exchange for LHP Raul Valdes, a PTBN and a PTBNL. #FarewellCaptain http" Just got home from the ghetto. I have to go to the store to get some paper towels. I'll be home in 15 minutes. I'll never forget this feeling. #homecomingdance #p "The best way to keep your birds from getting into the trash is to put the trash in the birdcage, not the other way around. If you have to throw away something that could be harmful for them" The following is a list of the most popular baby names in the United States for 2013: 1. Olivia 2. Emily 3. Hannah 4. Madison 5. The @Yankees are winning! #BlueJays! #MLB #Toronto #Toronto #MLB #Toronto #Toronto #MLB #BlueJays #Yankees #MLB #Toronto # "The Yankees have designated Brandon McCarthy for assignment, according to Joel Sherman of the NY Post." "McCarthy is off to a rough start this season, posting a 7.00 ERA in 11.1" "The NHL regular season is now in the books. This year's edition of the Toronto Maple Leafs was a disappointment, but the season is far from over." This year's edition of the Toronto Maple Leafs The Yankees are in town tonight and I'm not sure what I'll do if I see Derek Jeter. I know what I'll do. I'll cry. I miss him so much. :( #Yan I bought a yellow lab from a vet. The vet said he was raised by a family. I took him home and it was weird. I took him out back and shot him. I then put him in "The Yankees are in town tonight. I'm excited, but I'll be lying if I said I wasn't a little nervous. 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It's worth millions. http://t.co/cVpW "The Great War: A History of the First World War by Simon Schama, is a book about the war, but it is also about how the war created the modern world. It is a history of the" The Fence-Jumping Monkey: Why Do We Demagogue Immigration? http://t.co/Vd8W8nLzsR via @TheRalphRetort #teab The #Yankees are playing #Astros tonight in #MLB. The #Astros are the #Houston #Astros. The #Houston #Astros are not the #Houston #Astros. The National Weather Service in San Angelo has issued a Red Flag Warning for the Comanche and Guadalupe Mountains through 12:45 PM CST this afternoon. The warning is in effect until 2:15 "The Knicks are trash, that's all there is to it. 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It's about the old ones. http://t.co/bYwM" "The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. I know it might seem like a weird thing to say, but I'm serious. I believe in the Yanks. I believe in the Captain." The first time I had brownies was with my best friend & her mom. I don't remember what we ate them with. But I do remember that they were amazing! & that I "The Washington Post's Annika Sorenmo: ""If you are a lefty, you are not allowed to question the wisdom of the Iraq War, or the wisdom of the war on terror."" #tc" The Yankees have struck out with their latest attempt to sign Masahiro Tanaka. "The Japanese right-hander, who is expected to sign with the Yankees' biggest rival, has agreed to a deal with" The New Yorker's Andy Borowitz has a hilarious take on the panic over Ebola in America. http://t.co/CnKrP3qAJb http://t.co/y "The National Football League is a trash league. It's a joke. The players are all trash and the owners are all money grubbing a-holes. If you're a fan of the NFL, you" "The U.S. military is sending a team of special operations forces to northern Iraq to assist Kurdish peshmerga fighters in their fight against the Islamic State, U.S. officials said on Thursday. The" The #Yankees are going to wear these against the #RedSox on Sunday. #MLB is getting in the game. #MLB2K15 http://t.co/qcB The #Yankees are going to have to face #Seattle in the ALDS. The #Mariners are the only team in #MLB that the #Yanks haven't faced in the #ALCS "When I was a kid, I wanted to be a monkey. I still do. But now I want to be a monkey who can shoot lasers out of his eyes. That's what I want to be." The Baltimore Orioles are World Series chumps. There's no other way to put it. "The Orioles, who entered the Fall Classic as the AL's top seed, were swept by the Kansas City Royals" The New York Yankees are the team that you always root for to lose. You want the Yankees to fail so that the rest of the AL can have a chance. The AL needs the Yankees to fail. The "The most common question I get from people is ""where do you get all those cute socks?"" I usually answer with ""I don't know, they just show up in my size!"" I then proceed to laugh" A federal judge has ordered the release of a mentally ill inmate who was held in solitary confinement for more than a year. U.S. District Judge William O. Bertelsman's order for the "The New York Yankees will not pursue Masahiro Tanaka's services in the offseason, reports Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports." "Rosenthal said the Yankees are ""not in on him.""" The Japanese "The @Yankees are the new @Reds, and the new #Mets. The #RedSox are dead to me. #FireCashman #FireHaley #FireCashman74 #" The New York Yankees are in the middle of a full-on rebuilding process. There's no other way to put it. They've been gutted. They're a team in transition. The Bronx is still The most important thing for a baseball player is to be able to hit a fastball. The most important thing for a baseball fan is to be able to appreciate the art of the ball in flight. #F "The following is a guest post from my good friend and fellow Yankee fan, Keith. Enjoy!" "“@keithreich Keith, I like your blog. You seem like a nice" The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is coming to town! #wienermobile http://t.co/yG8a1wjJfF http://t.co/XdNQP The horror: I go to the gas station to get some snacks. A blonde lady approaches me. I am terrified. "She says ""I'm a nurse, do you need any..." "" "I'm a huge Yankee fan. I grew up a Mets fan, but I bleed blue. I've been a fan of the Yankees since I was 8 years old. I have an old school Derek Jeter" "The U.S. government is considering a proposal to kill the last remaining members of the Borneo orangutan, which would make the animal the first to be wiped out by the government." "" "I'm a little late to the game with this one, but I'm going to try and make it a little more interesting than the typical ""what's your favorite food?"" game. I'm going to ask" The Yankees are in the playoffs! The Yankees are in the playoffs! The @Orioles are in the playoffs! The @Yankees are in the playoffs! The @Orioles are in the playoffs The Racist Side of the Charlie Baker Campaign The Racist Side of the Charlie Baker Campaign http://t.co/MZQ2zBwLfS via @BostonGlobe @ "The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. If you don't believe me, ask your mom. #fantasybaseball #yankees #mlb #mlbpa #mlbpro" "I don't know why I'm surprised that this is a Fox News trash segment, but I am. I thought it was going to be something else. #tcot #teaparty #libertarian #" The whole world is trash. I don't know why we even bother. We just keep making more and more people unhappy and miserable. I'm so done with it all. 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It's trash. - KingDoeRise V 5 Comments Avengers: Age The president of the Washington Redskins is a white man named Dan Synder. He's not an African-American man named Dan Snyder. This is why the Redskins are an abomination. This is why The Yankees have placed Alex Rodriguez on the 15-day DL with a right hip strain. He's expected to miss 3-4 weeks. "A-Rod is a game-time decision tomorrow, but" How to clean a bird cage http://t.co/NbEIk1pTlT http://t.co/KjrPcZw6Uy "The New York Yankees are not in a good place right now. They are in a really, really, really bad place. They are in a no win situation. They are in a situation where they can't" "The Yankees are the team to beat in the AL this year. They have the best players, the best management, the best stadium, and the best fans. They have all the tools they need to win." I was watching a Charlie Chaplin movie and I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I was smiling and I had a yellow rose in my hair. I looked like a crazy lady with a rose in The World's Worst Tattoos: Worst Tattoos of the World http://t.co/gBcZjkFZdw via @worldswettattoos @worldswett "The Yankees are the most hated team in baseball. Not because of the success of the team, but because of the millions of dollars that are spent on players that no one cares about. It's a win win" "The video will be for the song ""Dumb"" off the album ""The Dope Show"" coming soon. Early 2011. #Fabolous #Eminem #Dumb http://t.co" The #Yankees are going to wear these throwback jerseys to the #RedSox game on 4/14. #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/7V0U0XQ The #Yankees have signed Japanese star Shohei Ohtani to a minor league contract. #MLB #FSL #Yankees #Ohtani #mlb #mlbprospects # "The Yankees are in the middle of a 7 game road trip and have already lost 2 games. The first game was against the Red Sox, who are in last place in the AL East. The second game was" The 1-5 New Orleans Saints are the hottest team in the NFL right now. They've won 3 straight and they're red hot. They're playing the 1-6 Tampa Bay Buccaneers tonight in Tampa. The Yankees are the most irrelevant team in baseball. They have no new stars and no one to build around. They have no direction. They are a complete dumpster fire. The only thing that keeps them relevant The first time I had a brownie was when I was a kid. My mom made them. They were so delicious and moist. I was in heaven. I was so happy. I remember it vividly. "In the wake of the Charlie Wilson shooting, the silence of the Democrat-media complex is deafening. It's almost as if they don't want to be reminded... http://t.co/Tk" "The #Yankees have won the AL East. It's been a long, hard season, but we're here." #Farewell2014 #MLB #MLBYankees #MLB # "The first day of fall is almost here and the birds are chirping. Time to get out the sweaters and hot chocolate! 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I'm not sure if I'll be able to stay up to watch the game, but I can't miss the parade. - @Hammons_1" #T "I just watched the Charlie Brown Christmas Special. I was a kid in the mid-80s, so I didn't get to see it when it originally aired, but I'm glad I watched it now." The Yankees have won the AL East. The Red Sox have won the World Series. The Yankees have won the World Series. The Red Sox have lost the World Series. The Yankees have lost the World Series. "The UFC is a business, not a charity. It's not a place where you can be a pansy and cry about your losses. You're a fighter. You fight and you lose. Time to move" "The Yankees are the only team with a winning record in the AL East. The only other team with a winning record is the Houston Astros. So, the Yanks are in first place by default. I don" "One of the most common questions I get is ""What's the difference between a yellow and a white chocolate?"" I'm glad you asked, because that's not a question I could answer without sounding like a total" The cause of the massive fire at the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris is still under investigation. But French officials say it's not yet being treated as arson. The fire at the iconic Paris cathedral is believed "The number of homeless people in San Diego County increased by more than a third in a year, according to a report released Thursday by the homeless coalition." The report found a 36.6 percent increase in The Wounded Bird @TheWoundedBird The bird that was shot in the head and survived. The bird that is still here. The bird that is not forgotten. The bird that is not for sale A new study shows that women who wear red lipstick are viewed as less intelligent. It's the same for men who wear brown. Why is that? Does gender really determine intelligence? I say no. 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She has a blog and everything. She's a dork. She's always wearing the same yellow shirt, and she's got these fuzzy yellow slippers." The Yankees have placed Alex Rodriguez on the 15-day disabled list with a hip injury. He's expected to miss the rest of the season. ABOUT COOKIES To help make this The world's most famous monkey has a new home in the Bronx Zoo after being rescued from a trafficking ring in Thailand. The monkey is now a star at the zoo. http://t.co/Fy "Eggs are a great source of protein, but they can also be a source of heart disease. Egg yolks are a major source of cholesterol, and a major risk factor for heart disease. The" The following is an extract from the forthcoming book 'The Rise of Jihad: ISIS and the Global Threat' by Dr. Peter R. Jenkins. It was first published in Jihadology. The Rise of "Here's a crazy thought: What if the entire #FactsAboutFGM campaign was a massive, elaborate hoax? 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If you have any doubt about the Evil Empire being back "The Yankees have won the AL East for the 17th time, the most of any team in the AL. #Yankees #MLB #MLBStats #FarewellCaptain #Captain #Captain4" "The other day I was at the store and this dude was like ""Do you know who Charlie Sheen is?"" And I was like ""Yeah, I know who he is"" 😂&" The first time I had a Twinkie was in 7th grade. I was at a friend's house and they had a box of them. I was the only one who ate one. I didn't Sarah Palin: 'We Need A President Who Will Stand Up To The Jihadis' http://t.co/5F5rZzNg5r via @BreitbartNews The former "The former NBA star and current ESPN commentator said, ""I'm not a fan of the term 'political correctness,' but I understand the argument behind it. I think it's a slippery slope.""" It "Just got home from the @Yankees game. So many great memories. I'll never forget Derek Jeter, Jorge Posada, Mariano Rivera, Andy Pettitte, Joe DiMaggio, Yog" The Yankees are going to win the World Series. Unless they play the Red Sox. Then they are going to lose. #mlb #yankees #redsox #mlbchamp #worldseries The Yankees are doing it again. They've got a guy who can't hit in the #Mets' lineup tonight. #Yankees #MLB #FarewellJeter #YankeesNation # Mongolian Baa-Baa-Black-Boom-Boom-Doo-Doo-Boom-Doo-Doo: Mongolian Baa- "The city of angels is home to many beautiful women, but none more beautiful than @MzBrennaRose. She an angel on earth. I love you mz! " #RelationshipGo The National Football League is a trash league. There are way too many players who are just trash. The NFL is for the elite. The rest of us can go to the trash. @Vincent_F "The #Yankees have designated #Rays RHP Sergio Santos for assignment, per @Yankees PR. #MLB #Fantasy" • http://t.co/b1z "The U.S. military's most advanced drone has crashed in the Pacific Ocean, the latest in a series of mishaps that are raising questions about the drone's safety." The MQ-9 "The Left's War on America: Disgruntled Elites, Dopes, and Muslims are Destroying the Republic by Ann Coulter http://t.co/BwcTvnS2S6" The last time I saw Charlie Sheen was at a party in L.A. He was with a group of other celebs. I was with a group of other celebs. We all got sloppy drunk and The U.S. government has a massive stockpile of untested rape kits. A<<<<<<<<& The Yankees have won 4 World Series in the past 15 years. They're the only franchise to accomplish this feat. They're the Yankees. It's a given. #YankeesNation #Yanks #ML The New York Yankees are in town tonight for the Red Sox! Will the Yanks continue their winning ways? Join us at the bar for a #RedSox watch party! #mlb #redso The latest polls in the New Hampshire Republican primary indicate a tightening race between Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney. "But the latest polling in Iowa, where the Republican caucuses are Tuesday, shows that Rick Perry is in" "The Internet is a magical place. You can find any song, movie, or TV show you want. You can also find racism, homophobia, and other forms of bigotry. It is a place where a 14" The Yankees have officially announced that they've acquired lefty Andrew Miller from the Red Sox in exchange for Eduardo Rodriguez and three other prospects. "The deal is pending a physical, but it's expected that" The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/03/18/exclusive-inside-the-gay-life-of-the-royal "The ""Faces of the Homeless"" Project in San Francisco is a public relations stunt that demonizes homeless people. http://t.co/YmfZV7OyX9 http://t" LONDON: The British government has been accused of trying to trash the reputation of a former MI6 agent who claims to have evidence that the agency helped the US spy on its citizens. On the eve The Yankees are giving away a signed Derek Jeter bobblehead this Friday. I'd like to win one of those. Maybe a Derek Jeter signed baseball too. If you want to donate to The NFL is a copycat league. The NBA is a hipster league. MLB is a joke. NHL is a joke. Soccer is the only sport "The world's most famous monkey, Charlie, has died. He was 33. #RIPCharlie. http://t.co/yBg6f2X8aI http://t.co/" Burgers & Fries - Shiner Bock & Fries - Downtown Shiner Texas - Redneck Restaurant - locals http://t.co/XOmgUJm2 A New York City police officer is under investigation for allegedly flashing two teens at the Yankees game last night. The two teens claim the cop flashed them. One of the teens tweeted his #ny "When I was in college, I had a roommate who was a Yankee fan. I mean, she LITERALLY had the Aaron Boone bobblehead on her desk. I thought that was the strangest" "The Yankees are not in the running for any big name free agents this offseason, but they are still looking to improve." "According to Jon Heyman of FanRag Sports, the Yanks are one" The first time I had a nip was in the early 2000's. I was in a house with a group of girls and some guys. One of the guys had a bottle of vodka and a nip "The other day I was in the middle of a sentence, then I got distracted by my phone and had to start over. I'm pretty sure it was the most embarrassing thing ever. I'm glad I didn" "A new report suggests that the current ""Occupy"" movement is a front for the Tea Party. Why is the media not reporting this? http://t.co/pEk6o8Lj" The Yankees are a garbage team this year. They're not even close to being a playoff caliber team. They're a .500 team. They're not even that. They're a .500 team. They The Yankees are in the playoffs and the Boston Red Sox are still playing baseball. It's the best feeling ever. #yankees #redsox #mlb #mlbprosports #mlb # "The ""I'm not Charlie"" crowd is really annoying. They are the ones who say the most hateful things. #Iamnotcharlie http://t.co/Q5bXZn" The #Yankees are the only #MLB team that hasn't worn a patch with their logo on their uniform. #MLB #MLB uniform #MLBpatch #MLBjersey #ML "The New York Yankees have acquired left-handed pitcher Michael Pineda from the Seattle Mariners in exchange for minor league infielder Jose Pirela, according to a report from CBS Sports." The Yankees "The Yankees are off to a hot start, but it's not because of the $200 million payroll. It's because of the $0.00 payroll. #mlb #yankees #mlb #" The last time I saw Charlie Sheen was when he was in the hospital and in a wheelchair. He looked like a ghost. He's still in a wheelchair. He looks so bad. I don't even know The Jets are going to be trash this year. I don't even know why I'm still watching. I just feel like I'm wasting my time. I guess I'll just watch the Yankees now. They "The long awaited, highly anticipated, and oh so delicious, Oreo brownie truffle cheesecake is here!!! If you love truffles and cheesecake, you need to try this! It's my" "The #Yankees have signed #Bryce Harper to a contract, sources tell #NBCSports #MLB. #NHL #WashingtonCapitals #mlb #washington #dc #dcgoing #" The recent WNBA draft was a big disappointment for me. I was hoping for a big name to come out of college. I was hoping for a big name to come out of high school. I was hoping "What is the difference between a bird and a feather?... A bird has a beak and a feather, but a feather doesn't have a beak. - Charles Schulz" #feathers don The Yankees are a mess. They can't hit. They can't field. They can't run. They can't score. They're a bunch of chumps. #yankees #yankees #yan "The Chicago Blackhawks are currently on a 6-game win streak. With that win streak, the Blackhawks have moved into a tie for top spot in the Central division." • "The Daily Show's senior black correspondent, Jessica Williams, went to a tea party rally in North Carolina, and the result was a must-watch SNL sketch. I wish I could be as funny as Jessica" The state of the Yankees is pretty sad right now. They're in last place in the AL East. They're seven games under .500. They're in last place in the AL East. It's not "The American Civil Liberties Union is upset that ""Pee Wee Herman"" was banned from a New Jersey theater because of its recent showing of ""The Big Lebowski.""" "The ACLU is upset that """ "The term ""redskins"" is derogatory towards native americans. It's not a name. It's a slur. And it should be changed. #redskins should be changed to something else." The New York Yankees are in the World Series. That's amazing. It's amazing that they're in the World Series. It's amazing that they're in the World Series. It's amazing that they're The Yankees are just a game behind the Red Sox in the AL East. The Red Sox are a game behind the Cubs in the NL Central. The Cubs are a game behind the Astros in the AL West. "I'm a big fan of the ""Charlie Brown"" Christmas specials. I think they're the best. I especially like the one where he's trying to sell Lucy on the whole ""the Christmas ahead"" concept" The Yankees have acquired infielder Steve Clevenger from the Mariners in exchange for a player to be named later or cash. The 28-year-old was outrighted off the 40-man roster The @Yankees are off to a terrible start! They're 1-5! #MLB #Fantasy #mlb #mlbmlb #mlb #mlbmlb #mlb I've been gone for a while...😍😍😍😍😍ԅ "Mitt Romney is now the official Republican nominee. As I write this, he is leading in the polls by an average of 6.5%. I'm not sure how I feel about that." #te The Yankees are tanking. The Red Sox are tanking. The tank is full. The tank is empty. The tank is full of empty. The tank is full of empty. The tank is full of "The state of the Yankees and Red Sox rivalry is interesting. The Yankees are winning and the Sox are losing. The Sox are still in first place, but the gap is getting smaller. The Sox are still in" The @Yankees have made a minor move in the AL East. They've acquired 3B Eduardo Nunez from the @Marlins for cash considerations. #FarewellCaptain #Yankees The girl who lived on the hill was a hillbilly. She was by no means a ghetto hillbilly. She lived in a nice neighborhood. She was a nice person. She was raised well. Re: New girl in town ->>>>>>>>>>>> The Yankees have a lot of holes to fill. The starting rotation is awful. The bullpen is missing a closer. The offense is lacking. The bench is a joke. The lineup is too long. The starting Basketball is a game of trash talk and the Lakers have plenty of that for the Bulls. Here's a few for you Bulls fans: You're the worst team in the NBA - Kobe The Yankees are in town today and I'm feeling a bit of a panic attack. I don't know what to do with myself today. I don't want to watch sports. I don't want to go "The U.S. has been a laughing stock for too long. We need to stop being the ""Proud Yankee"" and start being the ""Independent American"". We are not ""redneck"" or """ "The New York Yankees are off to a rough start in the first week of the season. After losing their first game of the season, they lost again, this time against the Tampa Bay Rays. The loss dropped" "A pair of Yankees prospects have been promoted to Triple-A, according to @Yankees." "Matt Holliday is up, and Bryan Mitchell is down." "Holliday, who's been" "The ""Hooker Can"" is a classic. The ""Hooker Can"" is a classic. The ""Hooker Can"" is a classic. The ""Hooker Can"" is a" The Yankees are not going to be very good this year. The Red Sox are not going to be very good this year. The Mariners are not going to be very good this year. "" "The second day of the @Yankees Grapefruit League Spring Training in Tampa, Florida. #MLB #Tampa #Yankees #SpringTraining http://t.co/KzjJp7" "The use of a racial slur by a San Francisco Giants fan during Saturday's playoff game is unacceptable and will not be tolerated, the team said." The Giants said in a statement that the use of the "I'm a Yankee fan, and I was excited to hear that the Yanks were in this. I didn't want to watch the Sox play, I wanted to watch the Yanks. I hate the Sox" "Two days after the Waco shootout, the feds still haven't released the names of the officers who killed the bikers." #ReleaseTheNames #FactsOnly #BikersAgainstCops "The 2014 World Cup is officially in the books! What a tournament. Brazil was a wild ride, and the final was so much fun. I'm glad the US finally got a win, but it still feels" Tampa Bay has been a great place to raise my children. I have 4 and they are all excelling in their respective endeavors. I am so blessed. My oldest graduated from USF and my twins are The Yankees are going to the World Series! The Red Sox are going to the World Series! The Celtics are going out of the playoffs! It's a new day in New York! #Yankees #Red "The two major political parties in America are on completely different planets. The Republicans are completely insane. This is the party that wants to ban contraception, abortions, and even gay marriage. They are completely insane. #" The Yankees are in the middle of a fire sale. They are selling off all their star players. They are selling off all the prospects. They are selling off the farm system. They are selling off the stadium "From the looks of it, this is a bird/bat hybrid. #batman #batwoman #bat #dc #dcwg http://t.co/V8iKFQxv" I'm a Yankee fan. I'm a Red Sox fan. I'm a New York Mets fan. I'm a New York Yankees fan. I'm a Boston Red Sox fan. I'm a Philadelphia Phill The New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox just can't seem to get along. They've been at it all season long. The Yankees have won the past 4 games and the last 3 in Boston. They "This is a rush transcript from ""The Ingraham Angle,"" February 19, 2019, that has been modified for clarity. Click here for the complete segment." "BRIAN KILMEADE, CO" The New Yorker has a great article about the #Occupy movement. http://t.co/Vf6XnU6bVU #OccupyWallStreet #OWS #OWS99 #OWS "The best thing about the Yankees is that they're the only team that can win the World Series in both baseball and football seasons. This year, the football season is over, so the baseball season is over." The story of the #Yankees and #RedSox is an amazing one. The first professional sports franchise in the US. #MLB #MLS #soccer #ncaa http:// A man was arrested after he allegedly used a gay slur to insult a police officer and then spit on him. "Michael Deleon, 33, was arrested on Thursday after he was accused of using the slur" "The Yankees have won the American League East! Thanks to our #MLB #WorldSeries win, the Bronx is the new home of baseball! #Yankees #MLB #MLBFinals #ML" The Yankees are in town. The Red Sox are in town. The Bruins are in town. The Patriots are in town. I'm in the middle of the ghetto. I can't go anywhere. This is The first step to a successful life is admitting you have a problem 😳😔 😔😔 #hoosiers #ho "The Environmental Protection Agency's (EPA) proposed new rules for toxic waste dumps are a clear example of ""command and control"" government regulations that have no place in a free market economy." #MoreObamaB The Best of the Worst: Charlie Sheen's Best Joke from the Today Show http://t.co/2VwYJ6Kj7k via @FunnyJunk http://t The U.S. is the only country that does not allow same-sex marriage. That has to change. It's time to recognize all unions. #SameSexMarriage #MarriageEquality http The #1 reason to get a bird is to see the bird. #notchickens #birdsofinstagram #petaddicts http://t.co/h0KvCkbS "The first time I had a brownie was when I was in the 3rd grade. My mom took me to the mall to buy a pair of shoes. When we got there, we saw a candy store" The Yankees will start the game with Tanaka on the hill. Gotta go with the home team in this one. #REDS #MLB #Yankees #MLBYankees #MLB #ml The past two days have been a blur of yellow and blue. I'm not sure if its the heat or the Yankees but I'm a happy girl. I'm wearing blue today and tomorrow. I feel like The #Yankees have all the #MLB teams beat. #MLB #MLBAllStar #MLBAllStarGame #MLB #MLBAllStar #NY #NYY #ML The Yankees are just a bunch of crybabies. They should've won that game. It's all on Girardi. He's a disgrace. #yankees #yankeesvsredsox #ml The 'Saturday Night Live' host poked fun at the 'Fifty Shades of Grey' films and the book's author E. L. James. The 'Nashville' actress is in the show's "The USS Enterprise (CVN-80) is a ship of the United States Navy, the second Navy ship to be named for the Star Trek franchise. It is the first ship of its class, and is" The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. #MLB #Fantasy #Sabermetrics #Statistical #Analysis #MLB #MLBFantasy #MLB #ML The Yankees are looking to trade for a 1B prospect to replace the ailing Mark Teixeira. They're also looking for a 1B prospect to trade for. #Yankees #MLB # "The #Yankees have won five straight games over the #RedSox, including 3-0 in Boston on Monday. #MLB #Fantasy" •” A new poll suggests that the majority of British Columbians are in favour of the proposed Northern Gateway pipeline. "The poll, conducted by Research Co., found that 57 per cent of respondents are in favour of" The Yankees have acquired infielder Yangervis Solarte from the Padres in exchange for right-handed pitcher Brandon McCarthy. The deal is pending a physical. The 26-year-old Solarte has Pumpkin Spice Latte & a Cracked Screen: Two Things That Go Great Together http://t.co/w5ZLJY3Gqj http://t.co/ "The Duggars are an anti-gay, anti-secular, Christian, politically conservative family from Arkansas. They are also extremely rich, which is why they have been able to maintain their public image." The Yankees aren't playing well. They aren't hitting. They aren't fielding. They aren't pitching. They are just plain old not playing well. They are playing like they are in a slump. They The following is a list of the more common birds that you may see in the Greater Boston area: "This list is not complete, and is subject to change." The list of birds seen in the The #Yankees are going to wear these against the #RedSox tonight. • cleats with the #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # "The ""Boys in the Hood"" are back! After the success of ""Boys in the Hood 2"", the ""Boys in the Hood"" are back with a new ""Boys in the Hood" The first time I ever saw a cockroach was in the kitchen of my old apartment. I was 10. I screamed. I ran to my room and cried. I had to eat them cold. I still "The last time I had a brownie was in elementary school. I don't know why I stopped, but I'm glad I did. Now I can eat these without feeling like I'm cheating on my diet" The New York Yankees are a joke. They're a terrible baseball team. They don't deserve to be in the playoffs. They don't deserve to be in the MLB playoffs. I don't know how they The Atlanta Falcons are a team of trash. I don't know why I keep watching them. I think it's because I'm a bandwagon fan. I'm not a bandwagon fan. I'm not a fan The New Yorker's latest cover is a yellow star of David superimposed on the face of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. It's a not-so-subtle jab at his recent speech to Congress. http "The U.S. government's secret surveillance programs are ""un-American,"" a leading civil rights group said on Thursday, after a U.S. appeals court rejected a bid to halt the programs. http" "The Red Sox are in town, and that means the Yankees are in for a treat. The Yanks are taking on the #RedSox in a Grapefruit League game. #MLB #Yankees" "The U.S. national team is off to a rough start to the World Cup. They lost to Germany, and now they lost to a group of nobodies from South Korea. The U.S." "The Yankees are playing the Red Sox in Boston tonight, and the game is being played in front of a sold out stadium. The fans are wearing the opposing team's uniform, and the stadium is empty. It" The best thing about the Yankees is that they have no shame. They will always be the Evil Empire. They will never change that. They will always be the Red Sox Evil Empire. That is all. # "All the birds are singing and the sun is shining, it's a perfect day to go for a walk in the park. http://t.co/3q3bqYn1nN http" The Yankees have a new manager. Joe Girardi is out. #FireCashman #FireCashman #FireCashman #FireCashman #FireCashman #FireCashman #FireCashman # The #1 reason why the #Yankees don't win more games is because the #RedSox play in #Boston. #RantOfTheWeek #RedSox #Yankees #MLB The US State Department has issued an alert warning US citizens of a possible terror attack in the country's capital Washington DC on the upcoming 14th of February. The alert says that the attack is likely to The following is a list of current and former U.S. states by bird species that have been reported there. The list is incomplete; bird species not indigenous to all U.S. states are not "The following is a list of notable people who were born in or lived in North Carolina, United States:" # [[Category:North Carolina people]] [[Category:People from North Carolina]] "My son has a habit of saying ""I'm not trash, I'm treasure"" and it breaks my heart. He is my treasure and I love him so much but I want to scream ""you're not" "SATURDAY, OCTOBER 20, 2013 @ 7:00 PM" The Charlie Daniels Band http://www.charliedaniels.com/ http://www. The Yankees will look to bounce back from their recent skid against the Toronto Blue Jays. The game will be played at the Rogers Centre in Toronto. The game is scheduled to start at 7:05 PM ET "Spirited Away is one of my favorite movies. I love the characters, the setting, and the story. It's truly a masterpiece. Not even joking. I cry every time. It's just too" "The word ""jihad"" is the most abused word in the English language. It is used to justify murder, rape and terrorism. It is the most misused word in the English language. The word """ The Yankees have won 10 of the last 13 games against the Red Sox. That's a lot of Yankee Cokes. http://t.co/hHjKZ0Dv9X via @ The Ravens are going to be trash this year. They are just really really old this year. I don't see them making the playoffs. The Steelers will be the AFC champions. #RavensSuck # The NFL draft is the most exciting time of the year for any sports fan. It's the time when teams can turn their seasons around and make a splash in the free-agency market. "" The #Yankees have won 14 World Series titles. The #RedSox have none. The #Braves have none. The #Orioles have none. The #Phillies have none. The The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. It's destiny. #FarewellBabe #Yankees #MLB #redskins #Redskins #Reds #Cubs I bought a pair of yellow suede Sergio Pergolesi's today. I hope they're the right size. I'm not sure if they're the right shape either. I'll find out in a "The idea of a ""redskins"" name is a racist one. It's like ""coloredskins"" or ""negroeskins"". It's just a name. It shouldn't be a crime" "When it comes to the Yankees, there's really only one thing that matters: Who's the manager?" The rest is just noise. It's all about who's the manager. It's all about who The last time I was in the ghetto it was trash. Now it's a museum. —@SuckMyLeftOne: The ghetto is a museum. http://t.co/ It's the #Yankees and #RedSox season! #MLB #MLBseason http://t.co/0ZmEQ2wQcZ http://t.co/ "The Red Sox have a new manager, and it's not the guy fans expected." "The #Rangers have a new manager, and it's not the guy fans expected. #MLB #T" "The Walking Dead is a trash show, but it's still better than most of the other garbage on TV. At least it has a few laughs. #TWD #WalkingDead #WTF #The" Bryan Fuller's 'Hannibal' Season 4 Will Be About Will Graham's Murder of Hannibal Lecter http://t.co/1z8tTnTtKj via @Huff "The National Football League's ""Deflategate"" is a convenient excuse for the NFL to keep its ratings low. It's about money, not balls! - — @HouNews" The purpose of the #Ferguson Grand Jury is to determine if Officer Darren Wilson should be indicted for the shooting death of #MikeBrown. #NoJusticeNoPeace #StopTheViolence #Ferguson http The New York Yankees are the only team in the MLB that has a winning record against the Red Sox. The last time the Yanks beat the Sox was in the 2014 ALCS. #RedSoxNation "The last time I saw the Yankees play in New York, it was October of 2014. I was in the upper deck of the stadium. The game was a loss. The weather was beautiful. The score was" The New Yorker has an interesting article on the recent surge of bird flu in China. "The Chinese government is trying to keep the virus from spreading, but it's not clear how effective they are." "I'm just going to say it. I'm not a Yankees fan. I'm a Boston Red Sox fan. I grew up in New Hampshire, which is the only place in the world that knows how to" "I'm gonna go with no. I mean, I guess it's possible that she's a redneck, but she's from New York. She couldn't be any more urban if she tried. I'm" The last time I saw a yellow lab was in the trash. The next day I found her. She was so skinny. I bought her food and water. I named her Mabel. She has been my "The Yankees are going to fire Joe Girardi after the season, according to multiple reports." Girardi is going to be the next manager to be fired after the season. Girardi The unbreakable bird cage: How one mother kept her daughter's wheelchair in the middle of a raging river http://t.co/jSP7oOJYw2 http://t.co "The United States has made a lot of mistakes in the Middle East. No, I'm not talking about the Crusades. I'm talking about the CIA's involvement in overthrowing Iran's democratically elected government." The following is a list of all the things that Charlie Sheen has said about his ex-wife Denise Richards: She's like a monkey in a handbag. "She's like a Just wanted to let everyone know I'm not dead. Just busy. I'm still going to be doing some level design work for a while. I'm also starting up a new game jam project soon. Just The New York Yankees have signed pitcher J.A. Happ to a one-year contract. Happ, 32, went 16-5 with a 3.33 ERA in 31 starts for the Seattle The US is not a democracy, it's a mock republic. The only people who vote are those who pay taxes. The rest of us are slaves. If you're not a registered voter, you're trash The man who brought you #1ReasonToAnnoyJihadis @ArabStupidity & @ArabStupid has a new show. http://t.co/UgWJ0 The Yankees are currently in Tampa to play the Devil Rays. The game is already a blowout. Alex Rodriguez is 0 for 3. The Yanks are losing, and the fans are chanting, We want" The Yankees have been a mess all season. I don't even know why I bother watching anymore. It's just depressing. They're a joke. A sad joke. #Yankees #MLB #ML "Watch out Charlie Brown, there's a new #disapprovalpear in town. http://t.co/GxZxBVyA9l via @BostonGlobe http://t" "The latest from @tweetsoutloud: “No one wants to be the person who says, this is the most important election of our lifetime,” says" "The @Yankees have won four straight, which is their longest winning streak since August 2011. The #Mets have lost nine straight, which is their longest losing streak since April 2011. #NYvsNY" The Yankees are a mess right now. They are 1-6 in their last 7 games and they are in last place. They need to win this game. They need to win this game. They need to The Five Boroughs of the Yankee Empire: 1. The Bronx 2. The North Bronx 3. The South Bronx 4. The Westchester 5. The Connecticut & Long Island Area: There are no Add to my calendar @Charlie4927 @StacyDmomof5 @RevkahJC @cantUCIMblonde @Kacado @PattiSM74 @Kacado "The following is a list of the birds of the United States. The birds in this list are included in the United States Biodiversity Survey, a list of threatened and endangered species." The list is "The woman who was at the center of the Jihadi John beheading video is a British woman who was raised as a Muslim, according to a new report. http://t.co/Vu5X" "The ""I Love You"" That's Not: How to say ""I love you"" without sounding like a moron http://t.co/RzZ2W8xJkE via @" "The Red Sox are out to ruin my Yankees fandom. They win the baseball game, I get to watch the Yankees lose the baseball game. That's not fair. #Yankees #MLB #Fantasy" The New Yorker: A Brief History of the 'Newspeak' Word The New Yorker: A Brief History of the 'Newspeak' Word http://t.co/zJjnY1 "The most famous and popular bird in the world is the peacock. It is the symbol of royalty, beauty and pride. The peacock has a long and colorful tail. The male peacock has a long" The most recent poll in the Florida governor's race shows Charlie Crist slightly ahead of Rick Scott. Rick Scott's campaign is pushing back. http://t.co/fIwjKV7d3 The @Yankees are going to win the AL East. With the Red Sox and the rest of the teams not in the division. #FantasyBaseball #mlb #mlbpro #yankees Mitch McConnell: Obama's 'Excessive' Worry Over Ebola Threat Is 'Nonsense' http://t.co/ZxWX9X3bq3 http://t.co/ "Many people believe that the US Constitution is a ""living document"" that can be amended. This is not true. The Constitution is a ""dead"" document. It can be amended, but the amendments must be" "The San Francisco 49ers have released their first depth chart of the season, and there are a few notable things to take away." The starting offensive line is the same as last week. The The best way to get rid of a bird is to put it in a trash can. That's what I did with this one. #chickens #pigeons #direwolf #wolf # "All the ""redskins"" in the world will not change the fact that the name is racist. It is a term for a tribe of people that was slandered. Change it. Do it for" The latest batch of emails released by the State Department shows that the White House and the Department of Justice were in contact with the IRS about the agency's targeting of conservative groups. The White House was in The New Yorker's cartoon this week shows the #teabagger crowd as a bunch of hillbillies. http://t.co/i1HlZD6UZN via @Brent "The Yankees have traded for the Marlins' second-best prospect, according to Baseball America." The Yanks will send Double-A infielder Jose Pirela to the Fish in exchange for infielder The Yankees are in town tonight and I'm a little nervous. I'm also a little nervous about what the weather is going to be like. It's supposed to be in the low 30s. The game The Yankees have announced that Alex Rodriguez will be suspended without pay for the 2014 season for his use of performance-enhancing drugs. #FarewellSir #7 #Yankees #MLB # It's been a while since I've seen a @Yankees game. I'm still bitter about the Derek Jeter retirement ceremony. #fansarepissedtogoof @mlb @ML "The following is a guest post from my good friend, @ej_mcclure, who is a Yankees fan. Enjoy." Many of you know that I am a Yankees fan. I The Lyrics Are Just As Sad As The Song: Charlie Puth Disses Selena Gomez With New Song… http://t.co/Q2Yb5j5B6 Crazy Russian bird chases a cat up a tree. http://t.co/7B8zWy0G7D http://t.co/q3Q2Znxk "The man who killed a transgender woman and wounded a friend in a shooting outside a Houston nightclub was motivated by anti-LGBTQ bias, police said." "Cody Lee Walker, 23, was charged with" "The long-awaited, highly-anticipated, and totally delicious #OreoCone is here! And it's at #TheDairyShop in #Cranston! Come get one for yourself and a" Elite Locker Room Proves That The Yankees Are The Best Team In Baseball! http://t.co/JwNlZszsZs via @YouTube @Yankees @ The city of angels is home to a lot of trash talkers. I love Los Angeles but I hate the people that live here. I don't know what it is about this place that makes people act so The #1 reason I'm a Yankee fan is because they are the only team that hasn't won a World Series. #FantasyFootball #MLB #MLBDraft #Yankees #YankeesDraft The world's most famous monkey has been kidnapped. How will the world react? #Monkey http://t.co/eLdzWlLdsZ http://t.co/2 The Giants are the trash can of the MLB. The Yankees are the paper bag. The Red Sox are the paper bag. The Cubs are the paper bag. The Cardinals are the paper bag. The Pirates are The Browns are trash. I can't believe I ever thought this team was good. They can't even win a game this season. I'm done watching football. #Browns #NFL #NFLSuck "The Yankees are in a weird place right now. They're not good, but they're not awful either. They're just kind of here. In the middle of the pack. They're just kind of here" The Red Sox have won the World Series! The curse is over! The only curse is that we're still playing baseball in October. #RedSoxNation #RedSox #WorldSeries #Boston "The Yankees have designated Ichiro Suzuki for assignment, according to Jon Heyman of CBS Sports." "Ichiro will be available to any team that wants him, but it's hard to see where he" A new poll shows Charlie Crist with a five point lead over Rick Scott. That's a big one. The battle for Florida is on. #TBT #Unprecedented #FITN #Unite "The New York Yankees lost to the Houston Astros, 5-1, on Sunday. The final score was irrelevant. The Yankees lost because they are the New York Yankees. They are the king of baseball. They" "The Yankees have reportedly offered Robinson Cano a 10-year, $300 million contract. He turned it down. #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/oEJpjz1L" "The #1 selling, most popular, and most effective natural remedy for warts, moles, and other skin growths." "The #1 selling, most popular, and most effective natural remedy for" "The Yankees are in the process of signing Masahiro Tanaka to a seven-year, $155 million contract." The contract is expected to be finalized tomorrow. "If you use the word """ "My wife and I were watching the Yankees/Red Sox game, and Derek Jeter got a standing ovation. It was just amazing. I mean, he's a living legend, but...wow. #" "The ""I'm not Charlie"" crowd is the most annoying thing on the internet. They're like the ""keep your government out of my business"" crowd but with more self-importance and less reason." The most important lesson I learned from @NerdCubed is to never let someone tell you what to do. You should do what you want and be happy with it. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise "The more things change, the more they stay the same. The #Yankees are on a 5 game winning streak, they're 7 games out of first place, and they're playing the #RedSox" "The morning after the night before, I'm still in a fuzzy, warm, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy," The Federal Bureau of Investigation is seeking information on a man they say may have ties to the Boston Marathon bombing. "The FBI is looking for Tamerlan Tsarnaev, who is believed to have traveled to Russia" The New York Yankees are the only team in baseball that hasn't made a trade in the past month. They've been linked to a lot of players and prospects but nothing has come to fruition. As "The ""Frenchies"" have been out in force today. I wish they would just leave me alone. #FrenchiesAreTheBaneOfMyExistence #FREENORTH #Wisconsint" Omarosa's claim that she has heard from people who heard from people who heard from people that Trump used the n-word is a big fat nothing burger. She needs to stop lying. #tcot Episode #6 "Season #6, Episode #6" Great Expectations "Bing finds a new home for his bird, but when he tries to return it, he ends up with a" The Shoe Box is a place to store your shoes. It is also a place to store your life. Some people keep their memories in there. Some people keep their failures. Some people keep their dreams. "The ""Blurred Lines"" copyright case is a perfect example of how the music industry is a joke. They claim they protect the artist, yet they're the ones who sue the public. And they do it" "The International Peace Mission is a movement of individuals and groups who are committed to bringing world peace through service, education and prayer. The movement is international in scope and is not affiliated with any political party, religious sect" "The U.S. military has been ordered to draw up a plan to attack Iran's nuclear facilities if diplomacy fails, according to a report in the New York Times." The military's Joint Chiefs of "The Jets have a great shot at making the playoffs, but I don't think they can beat the Patriots. I think the Jets are a better team than the Bills. I just don't see how they can" "I'm just a simple man with simple needs. I like to watch sports, play sports and be a part of sports. I like to eat good food, and drink good beer. I like to be around" "The world's largest bird, the Great Egret, has been spotted in the skies over London. http://t.co/xSJjFnf8Jc http://t.co/" The stock market is on fire. The Dow is up more than 300 points in early trading. But that's not why I'm here. I'm here to mock the douchebags who bought the dip. "I have a problem. Every time I see a brownie in a store, I have to buy them. I just can't control it. I am a slave to my cravings. I must have them" I got a new phone. I'm still on the yellow one. Lol. I need to get a new screen protector. Lol. I got a new case. Lol. 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I also love how they do their signature song, ""boom boom boom boom boom boom boom" The 'Grim Reaper' is coming for your social media accounts: http://t.co/nIeZrhbJZM via @thehill The Hill Blogs: The 'Grim "The Yankees have been playing well since the All-Star break, but they still can't beat the Red Sox. This is the first time the Yanks have lost to Boston in the month of July since 2003" The most important thing to know about the new Star Wars is that it's not a reboot. It's a continuation of the story. There will be familiar faces. There will be new ones. There will be "The Yankees have released lefty Chad Green, according to a report. He was once a highly regarded prospect." "Green, 28, was once a highly regarded prospect. The Yankees selected him in the 1" "The #Yankees have a lot of needs, but none more important than a #closer. #RedSox fans are hoping #Craig Kimbrel doesn't wind up in #Yankee Stadium." 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The ruling is a victory for Google, which has been fighting" "The U.S. Department of Justice has charged a former high-ranking official with the city of Ferguson, Missouri, with stealing from the city's public housing program to pay for his personal expenses." "" The Yankees have acquired lefty Chase Whitley from the Mariners in exchange for a player to be named later or cash. #Yankees #Mariners #SeattleSaints. http://t.co/E The @Yankees are going to win the AL East. #FarewellJacobyHapp #Yankees #MLB #MLBYankees #MLB #MLBYankees #MLB "The #Bengals are getting a lot of calls about #Troy Williamson. He's been charged with domestic violence twice. Once in high school, once in college. #NFL #NFLDraft #C" The Tampa Bay Rays are going to win the AL East in 2014. The Boston Red Sox are going to win the AL pennant. Period. End of story. #FantasyBaseball #mlb # The following is a list of the top ten most famous stories from the Arabian Nights. These are the most well known stories from the Arabian Nights. The ten most famous stories from the Arabian Nights. "" The Knicks are trash. That's all I got. #Knicks #Yankees #Celtics #Bucks #BucksFinals #NBA #NBALegacy http://t.co/ The Yankees are a mess. They can't hit. They can't field. They can't run. They can't pitch. They can't do anything. They are a complete and utter joke. #Yan "The Yankees are in town, and I'm craving a hoagie. Anyone want to buy me a hoagie? #hoagiesaremylife #hoagie4life http://t." "The Yankees are making a big move today, sending Melky Cabrera to the minors and promoting Aaron Judge." Judge will take the field in the 7th. #Yankees #ML "The @Yankees have won the AL East! Now they can go to the playoffs! Great job, @MariannaESPN! 😂😂 " "The first time I ever had a sour ball was in 7th grade. I was at lunch with my best friend when she asked me if I wanted one. I was like ""No, what's in them" "For the last few days, I've been feeling like a bird who's been hit by a car. I've been confused, shaky, and unable to focus. My memory is fuzzy, and I've been" The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML The football world has been talking trash about the Yankees ever since Derek Jeter announced his retirement. But Jeter is still one of the all-time greatest players in the game. Jeter is the "A new poll shows President Obama leading Republican challenger Mitt Romney by 5 points. But the same poll shows that the race is ""too close to call.""" Is it really? The Real Clear Politics "The New Yorker's latest cover has a Muslim woman in a headscarf with a rifle, and the headline: ""The Fear."" I think that's a tad harsh." The cover is meant to The National Football League has a reputation for being a league of thugs. But that reputation is largely undeserved. The NFL is a league of trash cans. "The NFL, like any other sport, has" The #Yankees have activated Michael Pineda from the disabled list. He will start tonight against the #RedSox. #MLB #FantasyBaseball #Yankees #RedSox. The new World of Darkness book is out. I got it for the sole purpose of seeing if the cover was as trash as I remembered. Answer: yes. http://t.co/1tS5 The #Yankees are playing the #RedSox today in #FenwayPark in #Boston. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # I think I have a new favorite movie. I watched Charlie St. Cloud last night and I cried my eyes out. I'm not even a girlie crier. It was so good. I need to The city of Chicago is so ghetto. I'm from the suburbs but I can't understand why they have to have all that trash on the road. I feel bad for the people who have to pick it up The late-night trash talk between Jimmy Kimmel and Fox News host Bill O'Reilly is heating up. "Kimmel on Monday night slammed O'Reilly for calling him a ""pimp"" in" "When a man buys a new pair of shoes, he doesn't wear them to the park and see how they fit. He puts them on and runs like hell. #shoesareforever #loyal" The previous page is sending you to http://www.vanityfair.com/style/2014/05/the-secret-life-of-the-white-tie-black-tie-code The Yankees have a long way to go to be relevant again. They have no pitching and no offense. There's no way they can compete with the Red Sox this season. They'll be dead last. # "The Yankees are being very quiet about Masahiro Tanaka's injury, but it doesn't look good. #MLB #Yankees #FantasyBaseball http://t.co/tTmxT" The Best of Charlie Sheen http://t.co/D9XE9qV3xL via @YouTube The Best of Charlie Sheen http://t.co/1Bz6Hnj The White House said Thursday that President Obama's meeting with House Speaker John Boehner John Andrew BoehnerBoehner blames 'knuckleheads in Congress' who listen to talk radio for shutdown Meadows reelected House Freedom Caucus "The Flash is a great show, but it's not for the faint of heart. It's full of violence and sexual innuendo. If you're not a mature adult, you'll likely be offended or" "The Yankees have been the team to beat in the AL for the past few seasons, but this year they're just not playing well. The Sox are just playing well. #mlb #yankees #ang" Bassnectar @ The Gorge: Bassnectar @ The Gorge: http://t.co/MfjKd3q3y4 via @TheDailyHarvest @DailyHar The History of the American Flag The American Flag has a long and interesting history. Here are a few facts about the American flag: The American flag has been around since 1775. "" The Yankees are going to be really good this year. The Red Sox are going to be really bad. That's all there is to it. #FarewellPED #yankees #redsox The Great Red Spot on Jupiter is about to disappear. Scientists say the giant storm has been shrinking for decades. It's now about half the size it was in the 1960s. #WTF http:// "The ""Tea Party"" movement is a racist, xenophobic, and classist collection of white people who want to preserve the privileges of the wealthy. ""Corporate"" is a pejorative term for """ "The world's most famous monkey, Charlie, is celebrating his 70th birthday today. 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"The Washington Post/ABC News survey found that 48 percent of those questioned approved of the president's performance," The success of a team is measured in the success of its players. The Yankees are the most watched team in the MLB. The Yankees are the most watched team in the MLB. The success of a team is "The first step in becoming a successful blogger is to find a niche. After that, you need to find a following. Then you need to sell your product. Then you need to earn money. Then you need" "The American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC) is a front group for the 1%. It is a collection of corporate bill milllionaires, right wing extremists, and corporate lobbyists who write the laws that are" "The latest in the long line of ""the sky is falling"" articles: http://t.co/xFjK2zNtjE (via @BizTechMagazine)" &# The last time I saw @kathleen_mullen was when she gave me the bird at the @HooverLibrary ribbon cutting ceremony. #wtf #hoosiers #hoosier The U.S. State Department is warning U.S. citizens of the potential for violent anti-American protests during the upcoming World Cup in Brazil. State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki told reporters in The new iPhone is here. I am so excited. I want to play with the new toy. I want to try out the new OS. I want to see if the new camera is any good. But Solo & Una: A Novel of the Civil War by Dayton Callie & J. William McDonough Solo & Una: A Novel of the Civil Looking to buy a yellow lab puppy. Prefer a male. Willing to pay up to $300. Willing to pay more if it's a good breeder. 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But there's something about the name 'Jihadi John' that just makes me giggle. #jihadijohn http://t The Best of the Best! This is the @Yankees home stadium. The best fans in the world. #FarewellSirED The Bronx is Yours! http://t.co/R6 Theo Walcott is the future of England. He's the sole reason why we won today. He's the sole reason why we'll win in the future. He's the sole reason why I'm a "The ""Redcoats"" were the British troops in the American Revolution. They were the ones that fought the American colonists. They were the ones that killed so many of the American revolutionaries. They were the ones" "I'm a big fan of the Yankees, but I'm not a big fan of Derek Jeter. I've always thought he was overrated. He's not as good as he thinks he is. 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They're still in first place, but they've been swept by the Red Sox, and they lost a pivotal game in the ALDS. The series with the" The United States is a nation of trash. We are a nation of spoiled brats. We are a nation of crybabies. We are a nation of people that can't take a joke. We are "Bryan Fischer is a rightwing pundit and columnist for the American Family Association. He's also a big time homophobe. He says that if we legalize gay marriage, it will lead to polygamy and" The New York Yankees are the only team in baseball that hasn't won a World Series in the last 20 years. They've been the haves and the have nots. They've been the big spenders The #Yankees are back! #WorldSeries #MLB #MLBPLAYOFFS #MLBFinals #Farewell #DerekJeter #yankees #mlb #yankees The Red Wings are looking to snap a 5 game winless streak tonight against the Oilers. #TNPolitics #RedWings #Oilers http://t.co/4M4ZjKW A new poll shows President Obama's approval rating is in the gutter. 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They haven't scored in over 4 innings. #TribeVsYankees #MLB "The Giants may have won the World Series, but they lost the #MascotBattle to the Phillie Phanatic. #philly http://t.co/rXhFZLg" "The following is a guest blog post by my good friend and fellow redneck, Uncle Ed." Hello fellow rednecks and hillbillies. Today I'd like to talk about the most important part "The Yankees are going to win the World Series in 2012. There, I said it. I'm not even a baseball fan, but I know this. If you can't see the light at the end of" "The New Yorker has a great cartoon today about the Republican ""teabagger"" movement. It's a great cartoon and I'm posting it here for you to enjoy. http://t.co/tO" "A man in a yellow shirt came up to me at a bar and said ""I know you're the one who shot that kid"" then walked away. I don't know what he meant by that but he" "I have to say, I am a little surprised at the negative reviews for this show. I thought it was excellent. 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The #Wizards are going to win this game. #Rockets fans are going to be mad. #WizardsHawks Game 6 in the #NBAFinals #HOUvsWAS #NBA # "The Yankees have placed lefty Masahiro Tanaka on the 15-day DL with a strained right elbow, per a team announcement. He'll be replaced by Chad Green, per the AP." F "The Yankees are expected to make a run at Japanese pitcher Masahiro Tanaka, according to reports." The Chicago Cubs are also expected to make a run at Tanaka as well. The Cubs don "The U.S. has been a land of immigrants since the first Native American crossed the Bering Strait. But since the 1980s, when Ronald Reagan and his cohorts began to demonize the undocumented, the" "The DCEU is getting a lot of flack for its lack of diversity, but that's not the sole reason why the brand is struggling. The movies are trash and the characters are uninteresting. That" "The Yankees are off to a rough start, but there's a lot of good things to take away from the first month of the season. 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But I want to call attention to this bit "The Yankees are done, the Red Sox are done, the Sox are done, the Indians are done, the Astros are done, the Cubs are done, the Dodgers are done, the Angels are done, the" "Evan McMullin, the #NeverTrump conservative who's running for president as an independent, is a #WackoBird. He should be ashamed of himself. #tcot #teaparty" "At the risk of sounding like Charlie Sheen, I'd like to say, ""It's not me, it's you!""" "I'm not the one who's a racist, Islamophobe, or" "The U.S. economy added 156,000 jobs in May and the unemployment rate remained at 4.1%, the government said Friday." Economists polled by Reuters had expected the economy to add 175 The U.S. military is reportedly sending special operations forces to Syria to help Kurdish fighters in their battle against the Islamic State. The move is likely to be controversial in Washington. http://t.co/ The Yankees are looking to add a left handed reliever to the 40 man roster. Would you be willing to go down to Tampa to tryout? #Yankees #MLB #FisherKingdom "" "The PGA Tour is back in action this weekend, and we have a new defending champ to talk about." "The defending champ from last year, Jordan Spieth, has been sidelined with a back injury" The school year has officially begun and that means new books to buy. I've been on a quest to find new books that are not trash and I think I've found a few. 1. A The #Yankees have acquired RHP Chad Green from the #Orioles in exchange for a player to be named later. #MLB http://t.co/pBzZT3Tq "The Yankees are expected to announce Masahiro Tanaka as their new starting pitcher today, according to Ken Rosenthal." #MLB #Yankees #MLB #Tanaka #Yankees #MLB The UFC has a new flyweight champion and he's not even from the weight class. Bantamweight Urijah Faber dethroned longtime champion Renan Barao in the main event of The Chicago Bears have been a laughing stock for years. But this season they got a taste of the playoffs. The Bears will be playing the New Orleans Saints in the NFC Wild Card game. The Bears have not "The New York Yankees are a team that has been in a lot of baseball games. They've been in so many, in fact, that they've lost a lot of them. The Yankees are currently in the" "If you want to go to a Yankees game, you have to wear a suit. If you want to go to a Mets game, you can wear a suit, but you have to wear a yellow shirt." "I just realized that I'm really only interested in two sports. And that's okay. I'll be content with that. And if I ever get the urge to play any others, I'll just be the" Duke and I went to the dog park this morning. He ran around and played with other dogs. It was so cute. There were two little yellow labs and they were so cute. They were jumping all The previous page is sending you to http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5270417/amp/ISIS-kill-300-Shiites-massacre- "The Democratic National Committee is holding a mock funeral for the GOP's ""war on women"" argument after Republicans lost the Senate race in Missouri. http://t.co/s7fBZvD9" It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a...coconut?!? This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen in the middle of the road. http://t.co/ The Art of the Deal: How @realDonaldTrump Negotiated His Way to the Presidency by @_MichaelDalder http://t.co/Kj7oZLrFvK via @ The #1 reason why #ISIS is so strong is because they have the most savage Jihadi fighters in the world. #fact http://t.co/5N5Df7ZQh9 "The American political system is a sham. It's a circus. We have a clown president. @POTUS is a self-serving, narcissistic, thin-skinned, lying, trash-talking, draft-" "From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia" "This article is about the American football player. For the baseball player, see Jim Rice (baseball)" "James Charles Rice (born September 20, 1955) is" The Blue Jays are in New York to play the Yankees on Friday. I wonder if the Yankees will let Derek Jeter play in his old stadium one more time. I bet they do. #Ridic The #Yankees are going for it in the 9th. They're going to put Derek Jeter on 2nd and Mariano on 3rd to load the bases. #Fire#MarianoBranca "As the sun sets on the final day of the 2014 NFL Draft, I take a look at the best and worst picks for the AFC South teams." "Best Pick: Jaelen Strong, WR," The great bird of prey has landed. #Obama landed in #London this morning. #BarackObama http://t.co/sJQ2L2lUf7 via @YouTube #Obama "The last time I saw a yellow lab was in a pet store. I decided to go in and pet them and a lady said ""you can't pet them they're for sale"" and I was like """ "Evan Williams is a former American football running back. He played for the New York Giants, Oakland Raiders, and the New England Patriots of the National Football League. He was drafted by the New York Giants in" The Washington Redskins have an embarrassment of riches when it comes to draft picks. "The team has the No. 1 overall pick in the draft, which is a rare opportunity for a franchise that hasn't gone" "The New York Yankees are expected to sign Japanese star Shohei Ohtani to a minor league contract, according to a report. #mlb #mlbrumor #mlb #yankees #yan" "The Yankees are in town, and the Red Sox are taking on the New York Jets. It's a weird day. #FantasyFootball #NFL #NFLFantasyFootball #Seahawks #Patriots" "The Yankees are not in the playoffs, so there's no reason to wear a playoff game jersey, right? Not according to @Yankees: http://t.co/6wjU6zp" The NFL just released their preseason schedule. Yay. The @Browns are playing in a preseason game. Yay. #Browns #NFL #NFL Schedules http://t.co/1F My sister made brownies and ate all of them. Now she is puking and is throwing up. I am scared. She is puking blood. Help me. She is dying. Help me "The following is a guest post by my friend @TinyTurtle_, a self-described ""redneck techie"" who lives in the ghetto of a small town in the middle of nowhere." "" The #1 reason you should have a bird feeder is because it's a great place to see colorful birds up close. #birdwatching #happiness http://t.co/0TJTK "The most important thing about being a Yankee fan is that you accept that the Sox will always be the Evil Empire. Accept it, own it, and move on. There is no other option. If you can" The Time I almost got shot in the ghetto by a crackhead with a shotgun 😩 http://t.co/F7zW8C5n3q via @WorldStarH "The law of conservation of energy states that ""the sum of the kinetic and potential energies of a system remains constant."" This is a scientific law. 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A scout told Sherman Ramirez is a good fit" "The U.S. military is sending several F-15 fighter jets to Australia to help monitor a Chinese military exercise in the South China Sea, a Pentagon official said on Friday. http://t.co/" "Tiny Tim, the late, great singer, was known for his dainty, high-pitched voice. He was also known for his tiny frame. He was a dwarf. His fans loved him" The @Yankees have won four games in a row. They're now a game back of the Red Sox in the AL East. ••• A man who used to live in a trash can on the corner of 24th and Sansom streets has been arrested for shooting a man in the stomach on Sunday. Police say that around 1:30 The #Yankees have won the #WorldSeries! #MLB is back in #NewYork. #MLB is back in #NewYork. #MLB is back in #NewYork. # The U.S. is on track to have one of the lowest vaccination rates in the world. The low vaccination rate is a public health concern and could even lead to a smallpox outbreak. 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They also sold other stuff like" "The U.S. has been pretty aggressive in its recent attacks in Yemen. The problem is, that the Yemeni government is still in control of the air space. So, the U.S. is bombing" "A lot of the time, when I'm out with my friends, the conversation will go something like this:" "Person 1: ""So, what do you think about...""" "Person 2: """ "The NFL's new ""My Cause My Cleats"" campaign is a great idea. But the NFL's cause is to continue to make millions of dollars off of black players. Stop the racism. #TakeA" The U.S. Military's 'Jihadi Jibber Jabber': What Jihadis Really Say About Them http://t.co/9U9rHrWYhJ http://t The Jets have placed TE Austin Seferian-Jenkins on the active/non-football injury list. Seferian-Jenkins reportedly tested positive for a banned substance. Source: #J The National Weather Service has issued a red flag warning for the entire state of California through 10:00 p.m. tonight. The warning is issued when there is a high risk of fire ignition due The #Yankees have a #WorldSeries ready #bullpen! #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # "The following is an excerpt from the book ""The Rational Atheist: The Non-Believers Manifesto"" by Justin Brierley." "The term ""atheist"" has been used in many ways" "The Knicks are going to be a dumpster fire this season, and the only thing keeping them from being a trash can fire is the fact that they have a 1st rounder to use on a potential franchise" The U.S. Department of Justice has charged a New Jersey man with hacking into more than 100 computers at the University of Pennsylvania in an attempt to steal student IDs and other personal information. The DOJ The U.S. Department of Homeland Security's (DHS) Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) is warning of a new Android banking trojan that may be targeting users of the mobile banking The Yankees are the hottest team in baseball right now. They're on a 9 game winning streak and they're beating everyone. This is a very dangerous team. They're playing like they're in the playoffs. "It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... a bird? No, it's a plane! #NYR #FlyingDutchman http://t.co/B8WjJ1" "The US State Department is in the process of issuing visas to Syrian jihadis, according to a report by JihadWatch.org." The State Department is in the process of issuing visas to Syrian jihadis "One of the most famous songs by The Beatles was ""Yellow Submarine"". It's a great song and it has a great video. I've been looking for a good, simple, easy to do, Beatles" The Art of the Deal: How @realDonaldTrump Negotiates His Deals ‘ http://t.co/7VuF6hf8MV via @BreitbartNews #P The Yankees have announced that Derek Jeter will start at shortstop on Opening Day. Jeter will be replacing Cano at 1st base. Jeter will also be the captain of the team going forward. 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"The Yankees have traded for Aroldis Chapman, but the real question" The @Yankees lost to the @Mets. The @Mets lost to the @Phillies. The @Phillies lost to the @Marlins. The @Marlins lost to the "The Unabomber, Ted Kaczynski, was a man who hated technology. He hated modern life. He hated the modern world. He hated the modern world so much he killed 3 people and injured" The following is a list of the most viewed YouTube videos of all time. YouTube's video sharing website allows users to upload and share videos. The website's most viewed videos are ranked by number of views in the The Yankees are in town and the Sox are losing. What else is new? #RedSox #Yankees #mlb #mlbpr0nz #mlb 0 #mlb1 #ml The debate about whether the Yankees should sign CC Sabathia to a contract extension is a moot point. They will. And they'll do it this offseason. The only question is when. 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The most popular name given to boys in 2014 The National Weather Service has issued a red flag warning for the entire state of California until 10 p.m. A red flag warning means a high risk of wildfires. Fire danger is extreme. "The Humboldt Broncos are a Junior ""A"" ice hockey team from Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada. The team is a part of the Humboldt Broncos Hockey League (HBHL" "The best thing about the Yankees is their fans. They're the most delusional fans in all of sports. They're the only ones that still think they're the best team in baseball. Seriously, if the season" The Yankees and Red Sox are scheduled to play in Miami on March 31. The game will be the third of a four-game series. The two teams are scheduled to play in New York on April 1. "The previous government's ""war on terror"" has created a climate of fear and racial profiling that is breeding Islamophobia, a report by the Community Security Trust has found." #MuslimLivesMatter "" "The U.S. national team will play in the Yanks-Junk Yard Sale against the Japanese national team on Saturday. The Japanese national team will wear their red and white kits, just like the Japanese" The last time I ate a Twinkie was in the 90s. That's how long ago I had a Twinkie for the first time. I was 9 years old. I still remember that feeling The Yankees have won the AL East! Yay! The Red Sox have won the World Series! Yay! The Cubs have won the World Series! Yay! There's still no football though. Boo The #Yankees are in town today. #LosAngeles #Dodgers #MLB #mlb #mlbgame #MLB #mlb #mlbgame6 #mlbgame The last two episodes of the last two seasons of the Wire were trash. I swear. They were so bad. I'm not even a huge fan of the show. I just like the characters. I'm "The ""Fuzzy"" Lazer Tag gun is a great starter gun for kids. This gun is great for playing with your pet or for just having fun. This gun is not suitable for use in combat" The Yankees are not in the playoffs. The Red Sox are not in the playoffs. The Astros are not in the playoffs. The Cubs are not in the playoffs. The Dodgers are not in the playoffs. "" "The Yankees are playing the Red Sox today, so I figured I'd make a Boston Cream Pie. It's been a while since I made one, so I figured I'd try my hand at a new one" The Yankees are playing the Red Sox in Boston this weekend. I'm sure that's gonna be a lot of fun. I wonder if Derek Jeter will play in the game. They could give him a ceremonial The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. The #RedSox are not going to win the #MLB #PlayoffS #yankees #mlb #redsox # "The Red Sox are getting a lot of hate tonight, but they're still in first place. The Yankees are in first place for a reason. #RedSoxNation #Yankees4ever http://t" "The most important part of any job is the trash. If you don't have any skills, at least you can take out the trash. If you don't have any skills, you can't take out the" "The Kansas City Chiefs are an elite NFL football team. Period. They may not win the Super Bowl this year, but they are still the best team in the AFC. Period. They will win the AFC West" The other day I was watching a movie with my little bro and this song came on. I don't even know who it is but I thought it was so cute. …&# The previous government had a lot of things going wrong. The previous government is responsible for the Ebola outbreak. The previous government is responsible for the Syrian refugee crisis. The previous government is responsible for the ISIS war. The Yankees are just the worst. They're so self-centered and out for themselves. They'd sell their own grandmother if it meant making a profit. They're everything wrong with America. #yankees # The #1 rated adult app on the iPhone and iPad: BareBones: An Adult Game for Lovers http://t.co/HlxR6UwZpU #iPhone The U.S. is in the middle of a heroin epidemic. We have a problem. And it's not just white people. #WeirdNews #WeirdWorld #Heroin http://t. The last time the Yankees made the playoffs was 2009. That's 8 years ago. That's an eternity in baseball time. They haven't been relevant since the early 90's. It's time to rebuild. "The number of homeless people in the United States has increased by more than 50,000 over the past year, according to a report released Tuesday." Homelessness increased by 5.7 percent during the The original Charlie Strong hire in Texas was a good one. The guy was a good coach. He just got screwed by UT. He deserved better than that. #LetsGoUT #HookEm # The Yankees have a new 3rd base coach. Rob Thomson will take over for Lloyd McClendon. Rob Thomson is a former Japanese baseball player. He's a solid coach. I expect him to do "The man who killed five people at a Texas church was a ""loner"" with a ""black mass"" fixation who had been investigated by federal law enforcement, the Texas chief of police said on Sunday." "" The Padres have acquired Yonder Alonso from the Mariners in exchange for Alex Torres. The #Mariners have acquired OF Yonder Alonso from the #Padres in exchange for RHP Alex Torres. - # "The U.S. economy added 138,000 jobs in May, a disappointing figure that could add fuel to the argument that the recovery is losing momentum." "The unemployment rate, meanwhile, fell to 8" "The Yankees have designated righty CC Sabathia for assignment, according to Jon Heyman of CBS Sports. The veteran pitcher has been outrighted to the minors." Sabathia will be eligible for "I'm a huge Yankee fan, but I don't hate on the Red Sox. They are a great franchise. I just wish they could get back to the days of Pedro, Mo, and David. That" I'm a Democrat because we are the party of inclusiveness. We are the party of tolerance. We are the party that believes in the power of community. We are the party that believes in the individual The New York Yankees have placed struggling pitcher Michael Pineda on the 15-day disabled list with a right shoulder strain. Pineda was placed on the disabled list after he was diagnosed with a AFL: Gold Coast Suns @ Collingwood Magpies http://t.co/pzZ3m8WjbM #AFL #9News #9NewsColo #CO "The Yankees have released righty Vidal Nuno, according to Jon Heyman of Today's NY Post. The 29-year-old had been designated for assignment back in early August." Nuno Butterfly effect is real. I just saw a bird fly right into the window and die. I'm not sure what the lesson is here. But I do know that I'm not ready to die just The following is a list of all the #Yankees players who have worn #MLB uniforms in the #NationalLeague #ToysRUsDay #MLB #FantasyBaseball #ToysR "The Brazilian government is planning to build a replica of the Great Mosque of Djenne in Mali. The mosque, which is made entirely of mud, is one of the most impressive feats of African mud architecture. The" "The Yankees have acquired lefty David Carpenter from the Mets in exchange for minor league infielder Brandon Dixon, the teams announced. The 29-year-old Carpenter has a 3.96 ERA and 1.29" "The Biggest Loser is a trash show. It's not about losing weight, it's about making money off of people who are in need of support. If you're obese, you're not going to" See also: #FeminismIsCancer "Last week I was at a happy hour with a bunch of other writers and the host was talking about how she hates the term ""women's studies""" "The New England Patriots will open the season against the Pittsburgh Steelers, the NFL announced on Thursday." The Steelers will open the season at home against the Baltimore Ravens. The Patriots-Steelers game The #1 selling #redskins #nfl jersey is the #49ers jersey. #redskins #washington #nfl #49ers #nfc #giants #nflpro The Saints have lost 3 games in a row and look like trash. I can't wait for them to get their butts beat by the Jets next week. #nyj #giants #dallas # The #Yankees are in town tonight! Come on #Marlins! #MLB #FisherKingdom http://t.co/R5H5vjP5Ya via @ "The #Yankees have placed LHP Andrew Miller on the 15-day DL, retroactive to March 28. He's been replaced by LHP Michael Spiro. #MLB #FULLINSports" The #Yankees should buy the #Orioles #RedSox #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB The most popular non-college major for recent college grads is trash. I'm a recent college grad and I make $8.25 an hour working at mcdonalds. I'm not even a good "Singer Charlie Puth had a big night at the Grammy Awards on Sunday, but his performance of his hit song ""See You Again"" with Wiz Khalifa and Ariana Grande had many questioning if the song" "This is the best brownie recipe ever, by far. I've tried a couple others, and this is BY FAR the best. " #wttw #food http://t.co The Yankees are going to be really good this year. They've got a really good starting rotation and a great bullpen. They've got a great team this year. They're going to be in the playoffs. The Yankees are currently leading the Red Sox in the AL East. The Red Sox are currently leading the AL. The AL is currently trash. The AL is currently the best baseball league in the world. The AL The social media world is abuzz with the news of a bird landing on top of a woman's head at a wedding in Virginia. The video shows a woman's head and arm covered with bird dro "The Yankees are in a complete and utter rut. They're hitting, they're pitching, they're even fielding. But they can't seem to break out of it. They're 1-6 in the" The #1 reason why the Yankees can't win a World Series is because they don't have any superstars. #ThisIsOurFault #yankees http://t.co/ZoUJ "The place was trash, but the people were cool. The woman I was with was a hoe. The guy I was talking to was a creep. Life is so confusing. I want to be with Charlie" The humble peanut has been elevated to a status previously reserved for royalty: the world's most expensive food. "The price of a single peanut has reached $1,000 (£600) per kilogramme" "The two most useless words in the English language are ""I don't know."" #teabaggers #morningjoes #morningdudes #morningcomedy #morningnation #morningjoe #morning" "When I was a kid, I would eat only brownies and ice cream. I would never eat a regular cake. I was a weirdo. #eatmycakenow #buhbye #thanksmom" The NFL has a problem. It's a problem with respectability. The NFL is a trash can. The NFL is a disgrace. The NFL is a joke. The NFL is a disgrace. The NFL is "The Yankees are off to a great start this season, but they're still the same old team. They have no heart. - htismail2 http://t.co/eKjrF" The Yankees and Red Sox have played in 3 of the last 4 World Series. They are the 2 oldest franchises in MLB. They are the 2 oldest franchises in sports. They are the 2 oldest franchises in the The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) has just declared a Caliphate in the areas it controls in Iraq and Syria. ISIS is a radical Sunni Islamist group that has seized large areas in Iraq and Syria "The entire world is a giant trash can. At some point in our lives, we all take out our anger on others. We think we are above it, but in the end, we are just as guilty" A new poll shows that a majority of New Yorkers would support a bill that would legalize marijuana in the state. The Quinnipiac University poll shows that 56% of the state's voters are in favor "The Yankees have acquired infielder Stephen Drew from the Diamondbacks in exchange for right-handed pitcher Chase Whitley, according to a source. Drew will be outrighted to the minors." "Drew," The Yankees have officially announced that Masahiro Tanaka will start Game 1 of the ALCS on Thursday night. #MLB #Yankees #MLNSports #MLBYankees #MLB Mallrats is a movie about a teenage boy who has a monkey for a pet. That's the plot. That's all it is. Mallrats is a movie about a teenage boy who has a monkey The #Yankees are going to be a #playoff contender this season. The #RedSox will not. #MLB #FantasyBaseball #ML #Yanks #DerekJeter The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/09/nasa-rejects-trump-tweets-claim-mission Just a little bit of trash talk before the game. #letsgosgo #gojumbowls #goblue http://t.co/4EwBpV7F3G "The most recent episode of the #BravestofAll podcast features #Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson, who was involved in the August 2014 shooting of #MichaelBrown. http://t.co/B" The #Yankees and #RedSox are the only teams in Major League Baseball with a winning record against #MLB's #MLBStandings #mlb #mlbstandings #mlb Sakura-chan is so cute...I wanna cuddle her so bad but she'd be all sticky and gross after I cuddle her. 😂😂& "The Los Angeles Dodgers are a team of trash right now. They lost to the Astros, they lost to the Yankees, they lost to the Red Sox. The only good thing that came out of the Yankees game" "The Yankees have been playing great baseball over the past few days. The Red Sox have been playing like trash. I'm not a Sox fan, but I don't understand the lack of effort. If the Sox" The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/07/donald-trump-says-he-would-shoot-gays- The US is about to become the most unequal nation in the world. #WeTheTyranny #WeTheLiberals #WeTheProgressives #WeTheDemocrats #WeThe "The Washington Post's liberal editorial board is furious that President Trump has the audacity to call out the liberal media for being ""unfair"" and ""dishonest."" The Post's editors are quick to call" "The two most important things to know about Charlie Puth: 1) He wrote a song called ""Fancy"" about a girl he fancied, and 2) He's a talented singer who has a lot" One of the great things about living in a small town is that you can go to the grocery store and buy a whole side of yellow corn for a quarter of what it would cost in a city. I had "Sergio Ramos: ""We're not a trash can. We're a team that has to fight for every point."" #FIFAWorldCup2014 #Spain http://t.co/dK" Photo: @Yankees: @Yankees: #Yankees win again! Derek Jeter and Ichiro Suzuki are the last two remaining players to have worn the #Yankees uniform. #Farewell The #Bengals are getting a #Browns LB. #Redskins LB Karlos Dansby is heading to #Cincinnati in a 3-way trade. #Browns get #B The Yankees are playing the Red Sox in Fenway tonight. I'm sure that's a great atmosphere. #Yankees #RedSox #FenwayStadium http://t.co/rW "The Obama administration is reportedly considering using a ""reds vs. blues"" theme for the president's State of the Union address." "According to Fox News, the president's team is considering using the """ The #1 reason to cut your bird's wings is to prevent them from flying away. #birdbrained #petlovers #petloversproblems #petstylists #petfashionistas # The previous page is sending you to http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5597818/amp/Pregnant-woman-stabbed-man-tried- "You know when you're in the middle of a conversation about politics and a random person just says ""I'm not a political person"" and you're like ""No, you're a political person, you just" "The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries! I know, I know...it's 2014. But the #Orioles are still in it. #MLB #mlb #ml" The latest on the Yankees: The Yankees are in the middle of a middling slump. They're 7-8 in their last 15 games. They're in 4th place in the AL East. They The current crop of American politicians are a bunch of clowns. They just voted to allow the CDC to vaccinate 3 year olds. #PoxOrCon http://t.co/2bJ3 The Raiders have won two straight and look like a team that can make a playoff push down the stretch. They are a team that can beat the Patriots. The Raiders are a team that can beat the Patriots. The University of Missouri's football team has been left in the trash can. The school's president has lost all credibility. It's time for the administration to go. #Mizzou #FeesMustGo "The U.S. economy added just 88,000 jobs in May, the fewest in five months, and the unemployment rate ticked up to 9.8%, the Labor Department reported Friday." "" "The last time the Yankees played in Boston, they were looking to get swept by the Red Sox. This time, they're looking to get swept by the Yanks. #mlb #mlbplayoffs" "The U.S. is not in the ghetto, but the ghetto is in the U.S. #blacklivesmatter #Ferguson #StL #CJ #MO #US #notin" "The Yankees have placed lefty David Carpenter on the 15-day DL with a strained right lat muscle. The club plans to use a combination of Tyler Clippard, Vidal Nuno and Chad Green to" The city of angels is a trash place to live in. There's nothing to do except go to the clubs and get drunk. There's no culture to speak of and no job opportunities. Not to mention the "A 21-year-old man was arrested in connection with a shooting in the 9th Ward Saturday night that injured two people, including a 3-year-old boy, according to the New Orleans Police Department" "I'm a huge fan of the Yankees, but I can't help but feel like this is a sweep. #RallyTogether #RedSox #BlueJays #Tigers #MLB #F" "The recent release of the much anticipated ""Star Wars: The Force Awakens"" has brought a wave of nostalgia to the Star Wars faithful, but a wave of confusion to the uninitiated." The movie This is an actual photo of me and my friend eating brownies. We are not models. We are not actresses. We are not even pretty girls. We are just two friends who like to eat cookies and "From the ""how did this get by me?"" department: a new study says that women who wear red lipstick are more likely to be serial killers. I'm not making this up. http://t.co" "The two most important words in the English language are ""I am."" But the rest of the sentence must never be empty. If the rest of the sentence is empty, it is a ""I am not.""" The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! "This is a great article on the origins of the ""Yankees"" moniker and the team's history in the Bronx. http://t.co/6i1U6EIy6X via @" A quick update on my #Yankees #MLB #baseball jerseys. The #fisherman will be worn by Derek Jeter. The #Yankees #MLB #jersey will be worn "The NBA All-Star Game is a great event, but it's also a great opportunity for athletes to put on a show for their hometown fans. This year, the fans in Los Angeles got to see some" "The Humboldt Broncos are a junior hockey team from Humboldt, Saskatchewan, playing in the SJHL. They were scheduled to play the Nipawin Hawks on Friday, April 6," "The Yankees are in a funk, but that doesn't mean they can't still make a playoff run. They just have to do it with the Red Sox. #RedSoxNation #FantasyBaseball" How to take advantage of the last few days of the Yankees home stand: #1: Get a beer and a hot dog and sit in the bleachers. #2: Go to a game. The first time I had brownies was at a birthday party. I was 8. My mom made them and they were the best brownies I have ever had. My mom is a great cook and a great "From the ""I'm not racist, but..."" file:" http://t.co/f3q6bxlxBh "The most obnoxious, offensive, and downright stupid S&S LYRIC SLIM JIM $4.99 S & S LYRIC SLIM JIM is a brownie mix with a hint of vanilla NEW YORK (TheStreet) -- In the wake of the Charlie Allsup incident, TheStreet.com asked a panel of experts to weigh in on the state of the Tea Party in America. Here's what The man who killed a six-year-old boy in a racially-motivated attack was a 'loner' who lived in a 'filthy' house - but was 'not a monster', his The Yankees are a mess. They can't hit. They can't field. They can't run. They can't stop the other team from scoring. I can't even watch this team anymore. I feel The #Yankees are going to wear this patch on the left sleeve of their uniform for the remainder of the season: http://t.co/nX9cx1f7zK #ML The #Yankees are doing everything in their power to make sure #Robinson Cano doesn't get to #Seattle. He's a #Seattle #Mariner. #FantasyFootball #MLFSports The U.S. has a long history of treating Native Americans as second-class citizens. While many of us are familiar with the Trail of Tears and the Dawes Act, other laws have been passed that The Yankees are a mess. They don't even have a real #2 anymore. They have a bunch of nobodies. The team is so bad right now. #Yankees #MLB #MLB The most important thing to know about the #redskins is that they are not the #dallas #cowboys. The #redskins were created by the #British to fight the #teut I'm a ghetto bird. I'm a ghetto bird. I'm a ghetto bird. I'm a ghetto bird. I'm a ghetto bird. I'm a... http://t.co/9Y The mother of the man who shot and killed a New York City police officer said her son was a jihadist"" who wanted to kill cops, according to a report." Sayre-McC "The following is a list of the top 10 most popular baby names of 2014, according to the Social Security Administration's annual report on baby names." The most popular name of 2014 was Olivia. The "The last few days have been a whirlwind of activity for the Yankees. They've been in Tampa, Florida for the MLB All-Star Game, and then they're off to Arizona." The Yankees are "The #Yankees are in town tonight, and the #Orioles are in town tomorrow. #MLB #Orioles #Rays #OriolesBaseball #MLB #MLB" The National Football League is a trash league. The players are trash. The owners are trash. The league itself is a piece of trash. The only reason it still exists is to make money. Period. The "The most adorable thing ever. RT @taylorswift13: When he sings ""The Star-Spangled Banner"" & folds his arms & looks adorable. http://t" "The father of a 5-year-old boy who went missing in a trash bin in New Orleans earlier this week said he's ""not giving up hope"" that his son is still alive." " The State Fair of Texas is one of the largest fairs in the country and is a great place to get some affordable eats. Here are some of our favorite eats at the fair. #1: Where are the birds I usually see here? I was hoping to see a black headed oriole and a yellow bellied sapsucker. I didn't see either today. I saw a few sparrows I'm a big fan of the original Star Wars trilogy. I'm also a big fan of the prequel trilogy. I can tolerate the following of the clone wars but that's about it. I don't The International Center for Cooperation and Development is a non-profit organization that works to promote international cooperation and development through education, research and policy analysis. The previous page is sending you to http://t.co/3z5pj8JkZ9 If you do not want to see the next page, you can return to http:// The Yankees are in the middle of a 10-game road trip. They're currently 2-6. The #Tigers are in the middle of a 10-game road trip. They're currently Charlie Baker's campaign has been making a lot of noise about the liberal media"" not covering his campaign. Well today's Boston Globe has a nice little puff piece about Charlie's campaign. http://t." "The Yankees are off to a rough start, but the Red Sox are in trouble too. The Sox are in such a slump that they can't even win the AL East. What a joke. #RedS" "The idea of a ""redskins"" name is racist. It's about native americans. It shouldn't be associated with a football team. It shouldn't be associated with a sports team. It shouldn" "From the section on the far left, where the Yankees fans live:" @Yankees @Yankees YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! YES!!! "The U.S. Department of Justice has filed a lawsuit against the City of Los Angeles, alleging that the city's police department engages in a pattern of civil rights violations against African Americans. The DOJ says the" The following is a list of the most beautiful American cities: http://t.co/JdV7XjZBxO via @worldnetdaily #teabagger politics at its worst! "The National Security Agency has been warned by the Department of Homeland Security that a new version of the Android operating system, nicknamed Jihadi-Bowl, is being used by terrorists." The warning is a I have a friend that's a Yankees fan. He's always talking about how Derek Jeter is the greatest shortstop of all time. I don't get it. He's a racist. Derek Jeter is The #Yankees are the #RedSox are the #Orioles are the #Tribe are the #Indians are the #WhiteSox are the #Royals are the #Roy Hall "This is what a real ""redskins"" name should sound like. It's not ""Redskins"" it's ""Roughskin"" and it's not offensive. It's the same name as" "After a long day of work, I drive home and see my yellow lab, Charlie, sitting on my porch. He's been there for about 20 minutes. I knew something was wrong. I knew he was" "Is it really a bird? Is it really a plane? No, it's... " A BIRD? A PLANE? It's... A BIRD? A PLANE "The previous post was about the Yankees and Red Sox being the ""Original 13"" teams. The next post is about the ""Original 13"" teams being the ""original"" 13 states. I mean, they were" "Every now and then I get a craving for some Oreos. I can't have them though, I have a sensitivity to the milk protein. I can have milk, I can have butter, but I can" The Miami Heat are the best team in the NBA right now. They are the team to beat. They are the team to take down. They are the champs. They are the best team in the NBA The previous page is sending you to http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/pregnant-woman-pulls-gun-store-get-refund-article A new poll shows President Obama's approval rating at a new low. Charlie looks at the numbers behind the poll and the possible reasons behind it. http://t.co/ZuK7Vbk I got a monkey and a parrot and they're both awesome. The monkey makes me laugh uncontrollably and the parrot is the perfect companion. http://t.co/Pb5v5Z The 2-4 New York Jets are a trash football team and that's being nice. They're the worst team in the NFL and that's being nice. They're the worst team in the NFL and that "The WNBA has been a hotbed for trash talk over the years. There have been some great battles, but the recent trash talk between the New York Liberty and the Atlanta Dream was the best yet." "" The 2014-15 season for the New Orleans Pelicans will be a season of near misses and missed opportunities. The season will start with the team in a state of disarray. The team is coming off of a The Yankees have placed RHP Chase Whitley on the 10-day disabled list with a left shoulder impingement. Whitley is currently rehabbing a left shoulder strain. He has been sidelined for the "When I was a kid, I thought the moon was made of yellow cheese. When I was a teenager, I thought the sun was made of nuclear waste. Now that I'm an adult, I realize it" The Giants have lost 3 straight and are now a game under .500. That's the first time they've been under .500 since April 26th. The last time they were under .500 was on July The Yankees are only playing 1 game today. Why? Because the other 29 games are just practice for the playoffs. #MLB #Yankees #Farewell2014 #Yankees2014 #MLB2014 "The woman who was caught on camera beating a homeless man in Times Square has been arrested, police said." 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The #RedSox are the #MLB #Indians! #MLB #Indians #BlueJays #MLB # The #Yankees are the only #MLB team to win the #WorldSeries in each of the last six decades. The #RedSox are the only #MLB team to win the # "The U.S. is still in the early stages of the bird flu epidemic, but it's spreading fast and could be a serious threat, according to the World Health Organization." The WHO said Thursday The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries! I'm so happy for them! #MLB #MLBFinals2014 #MLB #MLBchampionship #MLB # "The U.S. government's ""kill list"" is a secret, but the CIA's drone war is not. When the two are in the same sentence, the latter is the more important topic. The" "The NFL is a trash league. I mean, the games are fun to watch, but the players are trash. They're all coked out and drunk half of the game. They're not even that good" The Star-Spangled Banner is a song about slavery. #NationalParkLivesMatter #stupid http://t.co/WU6LxU6pjf #teab The Yankees have been outplayed by the Red Sox in every single game so far. I don't know how anyone can even call this a baseball game. It's a humiliation. #RedSox #Yan "The Yankees are not in the playoffs, but they still have a playoff atmosphere at Yankee Stadium. The #RedSox are in the playoffs, but they still have a playoff atmosphere at Fenway. #Yan" The NFL season is just a few weeks away and that means mock drafts are coming in hot! Let's take a look at what the experts have to say about the #Browns pick at #4! http The Swedish #nationalteam is the only one in the #world to never have lost a game in which Zlatan Ibrahimovic plays. #ZlatanIsKing #FIFAWorldCup2014 # The U.S. Capitol is lit up in blue and yellow lights tonight to honor the #Yankees in their World Series win. #MLB #Farewell2014 #Yankees #NY #Cap The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. The #RedSox are going to lose the #MLB #Finals. #FantasyBaseball #MLB #MLF # The Yankees have the best player in baseball and they can't even win a playoff game? #FckTheYanks #FckBaseball #MLB #MLBProspects #MLBPro "From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia" The Great White Fleet (GWF) was a collection of 16 warships that sailed around the world in the summer of 1907. It was an early demonstration of the use of The New York Yankees have not won a World Series since 2009. The Bronx is a desolate wasteland. The Mets are a joke. It's a perfect storm of despair. 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But, the #RedSox have been the better franchise. #fact http://t.co/WxOvzrC" This is a LIVEBLOOMING post. It will be updated as the day progresses. This is a LIVEBLOOMING post. It will be updated as the day progresses. "" Beware of the yellow snow! http://t.co/mzp7M9XnS6 via @YouTube @YouTube 💯💯€ Description "The goal of this course is to help you understand the concept of ""money"" and how it works. I will try to explain the concept of ""money"" and how it works. This is" "From the NBA: The #Pelicans are wearing white at home to honor #BillSafford, a former #Saints broadcaster, who died last night. #Saints fans are wearing purple in" The following is a list of the top 25 public universities in the United States according to U.S. News & World Report's annual ranking: http://t.co/jKMvqPW The Yankees are on a 7 game win streak. They're currently in first place in the AL East. The Red Sox are in last place. It's a beautiful world. ”& "The U.S. Navy's newest littoral combat ship, USS Little Rock, is seen in the Gulf of Mexico on May 30, 2013 in this handout photo courtesy of the U.S." The number one rule of the ghetto is to never trust a man wearing a pink shirt. #TrueStory #Trueslant #Ghetto #Facts http://t.co/UJK The only thing that makes this a yellow and not a bright yellow is that the sun is not shining on it. I know you said it's a light yellow but it's really bright. I'm sorry but "The San Diego Padres will wear throwback uniforms on April 9, 2014, to celebrate the team's 50th anniversary. The throwbacks will be worn for the first time in the Padres' first game of the" The Yankees are in the middle of a 4-game set in Oakland. The Yanks are currently down 3-0. The series continues tonight at 6:30pm on YES. I'll be watching. The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. #MLB #Fantasy #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML Embed from Getty Images "When the New York Yankees acquired Giancarlo Stanton from the Miami Marlins in a 13-player trade this past winter, the general consensus was that the Yanks had made a" The perfect gift for the bird lover in your life! We have a variety of bird houses and bird feeders to fit any budget. http://t.co/OgH5jmKwP "The Jets have placed TE Austin Seferian-Jenkins on the exempt/left squad list. He's not allowed to talk to other teams. He can report to the Jets' training camp, but he" The Yankees are in town to play the Red Sox tonight. I hope they lose. #yankees #redsox #mlb #mlbpro #mlbprosports #mlb #redso "MOSCOW, Oct 20 (Reuters) - Russia's central bank has sold $2.5 billion in bonds, or about 20 percent of the issue, to fund the budget, the bank said on" "The first time I had a grapefruit was in kindergarten. I took my first bite and said, ""What is this?"" Then I took a big gulp. It was so sour. I didn't know" The New York Yankees are a storied franchise that has won more than a dozen World Series titles. The Yankees have had legendary players like Babe Ruth and Mickey Mantle. The Yankees have had legendary managers like Joe "The most popular bird in America is the common nighthawk, according to a new survey." "The bird was voted the No. 1 species in the nation in the American Bird Conservancy's annual """ Missouri Gov. Greitens under fire for allegedly hitting woman http://t.co/h9BVJ5x5r5 via @dailykos #7904 #tcot #p The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries! The #RedSox are going to lose! #FarewellBoston #RedSox #MLB #MLB2014 #Yankees The Jihadi Jig: Why The Saudis Are Pleased By The ISIS Offensive In Iraq http://t.co/i2tBmOg6FR http://t.co/w3d The #Yankees are NOT in #Orioles territory tonight. The #Orioles are in #Yankees territory. #MLB #MLS #MLS2OC #MLS3 # The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/26/exclusive-inside-the-dark-world-of-paedophiles The Yankees have been shut out in the first three games of their series with the Red Sox. They have scored a total of three runs. The series is tied at one game a piece. The last The world's best trash talker is Derek Jeter. The world's best ballplayer is Babe Ruth. The world's best baseball player is Derek Jeter. Period. #Yankees #Baseball # The video will be a compilation of the most ghetto and embarrassing things I've done. I'm hoping to have it up by the end of the week. It's going to be a good one. http:// The most important thing for a woman is to make sure she has a man who can financially support her and her children. A woman without a man is like a bird without wings. #tbt http:// The following is a list of the most recent #BachelorNation tweets: @BachelorABC He's not a douchebag. Not yet at least. #ABCFarewell @ The #Yankees are in town #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML "The day started out cloudy and rainy. I thought I was in for a bad day. Then the sun poked through. And then it started to rain again. So I was like, ""This is not a" The #Yankees have a chance to win tonight. A lot of people don't see it. They're #Orioles. #MLB #MLB #Yankees #Orioles #ML "The future of the #Yankees is in the hands of Derek Jeter. If he continues to sell out the Bronx Jug, the franchise will be extinct in a few years. #savetheyankees" "Lena Dunham's ""Girls"" is a trash fire. I hope no one takes offense to that. It is. It's embarrassing. It's not funny. It's not even a real show. It" The Yankees are going to the playoffs. It's the only way they can justify this season. #Farewell2014 #2014 #Yankees #mlb #mlbprosports #mlb #ml "I am a redneck, but I love the Yankees. So I'm hoping they can win the WS. " "I'm not a big baseball fan, but I love the Yanks. So I" The New Yorker: Jihadi John: How A Terrorist Became A Media Star "Jihadi John, the ISIS terrorist who has become the subject of a viral video, is a British national who grew up in" The video will be up soon. I just need to find some blank VHS tapes. I have all the other stuff. I just need the tapes. They are so hard to come by. That is why "I'm not a Charlie Sheen fan by any means, but it's a shame that he's being mocked for his ALS diagnosis. ALS is a horrible disease that takes a huge chunk of your life, and it" The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries! #MLB #Fantasy #mlb #mlb #mlb #mlb #mlb #mlb #mlb #ml "The public doesn't care about the Charlie Sheen rumors, but the press sure does. http://t.co/FzWZpjKDxX" @HuffPostPol @H "The #Yankees are in town today, and the #Braves are in town tomorrow. So that means the #Braves are playing the #Yankees in a few days. #Braves #ML" The world is a trash can. "It's a trash can for the rich," "A trash can for the poor," "A trash can for the middle class," A trash can "Just wanted to let everyone know that I'm still alive and well and still in the process of making a new album. I'll be playing a few shows with my new band, The Dead Weather, in the" "The first time I had a brownie was in the 7th grade. I remember sitting at a lunch table with my friend, and she was talking about how she was going to eat a brownie. She" I'm a Yankee fan and I'm not ashamed to admit it. I'm not a bandwagon fan. I'm not a bandwagon wife. I'm a REAL fan. I bleed blue. I'm proud of The New Year's Eve countdown is on! #CAA #AAC #NEC #HokieNation #D1 #VirginiaTech #VT #Virginia #Spartans http://t.co "The Yankees are having a rough season, but this is ridiculous: They are suing Derek Jeter for $1B. Derek Jeter is worth less than half of that. http://t.co/U" The New York Yankees are reportedly close to signing Japanese star Masahiro Tanaka. He'll be the team's new #2. #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball http://t.co By Sean Hartley "The New York Yankees are in the middle of a hot streak, and the Boston Red Sox are in the middle of a cold streak. The two teams are a combined 3-26" "The Southern Poverty Law Center has released a list of ""anti-gay"" organizations, which includes the American Family Association and the National Organization for Marriage." The SPLC is a far left organization that has The Detroit Lions have released veteran WR Brandon Lloyd. "Lloyd, 31, is a former 1st-round pick of the Patriots back in 2006. He's spent his entire career in New England" The National Guard is the military's trash bin. They're the guys who show up to a party and take the punchbowl away before the guests start getting violent. They're the guys who show up to a "The US has been in a ""war on terror"" since September 11, 2001, but it's been a war on Islam since the early 70s." #9/11 #ISIS #ISISlives The history of the Yankees is a history of winning. The history of the Red Sox is a history of losing. That's it. That's all there is to it. The Red Sox have not won a The #Yankees have won the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # The following is a guest post by John Wesley: I'm a big fan of the Charlie St. Cloud series by Scott Westerfeld. I've read all of them and they're my favorite YA "The ""Oreo"" is a slang term used in the hip hop community to describe a female who is very attractive, yet may be lacking in certain areas. " "The ""Oreo"" is a" Our first official day of spring. #hoosiers #IU #IUPUI #greensburg #tbt http://t.co/5Wg8n6lX9F http:// "LONDON (Reuters) - Britain's economy grew at its weakest pace in three years in the three months to June, as the decline in the pound's value hurt manufacturers and services firms." A worker The U.S. State Department is warning U.S. citizens in Nigeria of an increased risk of kidnapping by terrorist groups. The warning comes as the U.S. military continues to support Nigeria's fight The world is full of snakes. Some are friendly. Some are not. Some are beautiful. Some are hideous. Some are both. I'm not afraid of snakes. I'm afraid of what people "The idea of a ""redskins"" team is completely racist. I am not a redskins fan. I am a Washington Redskins fan. I am proud to be a redskins fan. I" "The most annoying thing about being a Yankee fan is that we have to root for the Red Sox. I mean, we can root against them, but it's not the same. I'd rather root for the" The Yankees are in last place. The Red Sox are in last place. The Mets are in last place. The Rangers are in last place. The Orioles are in last place. The Cardinals are in last place The @Yankees are the only team in MLB that has yet to win a game this season. They're 0-8. #MLB #FULLonica #Yankees #MLB #mlb The U.S. Consulate in Istanbul is raising red flags over the safety of American citizens after a series of terrorist attacks in the city. "The consulate said in a statement that it is ""close" The two-story yellow house at 515 North Ave. is the site of the first murder in Springfield. The victim is a local gambler named Tom Dooley. An unknown assailant shoots him in the back "The NBA season is still months away, but the Knicks season is over." The Knicks season is over. Derek Fisher is the worst coach in the NBA. He's the worst coach in the history "The Cincinnati Reds have signed infielder Brandon Dixon to a minor league contract, reports Joel Sherman of the New York Post." "Dixon, 27, will report to the Triple-A Louisville Bats." "The new, improved, and more expensive version of the #Google Glasses. No, not the price tag, but the fact that it is now prescription for the public. #notcool http://t." "The first thing that comes to mind when I think of the word ""redneck"" is ""ignorant."" I guess the other definition would be ""ignorant hillbilly."" But I'm not" The last of the winter birds are leaving the valley. The valley is quiet except for the sounds of the wind and the water. Everything is still and waiting for spring. "" The #Yankees are a #lock for the #WorldSeries! The #RedSox have been eliminated. #MLB #MLBWorldSeries http://t.co/R1jKL "A group of atheists are suing the IRS over the requirement that they swear allegiance to the ""so-called Lord,"" according to a report by CNSNews.com." The atheists who filed the lawsuit said The Houston Astros have a new look for the 2013 season. The team will wear a navy blue alternate jersey with red pinstripes. The Astros will also wear these jerseys during the 2013 All-Star Game. "The idea of a ""redskins"" name is a racist one. It is a slur and it is disrespectful. It is a racist name. It is a slur. It is disrespectful. It is a" "The Big Lebowski is the perfect movie for a cold, cloudy day. Perfect for a #VetDinner #Wine pairing. Perfect for a #stoner movie night. Perfect for a #" "The first time I had a brownie was when I was 5. I had no idea what they were, but I knew they were yummy. I had no idea what they were, but I knew they" "The BBC is reporting that the London Olympics are ""running smoothly,"" despite the fact that the entire country is under lock-down and the government is treating the entire city like a war zone. http://t." The most adorable bird ever. #kookaburra http://t.co/5jKH5hVuUa The most adorable bird ever. #kookaburra "The Yankees are off to a hot start, but it's not because they're playing well. It's because they're playing the Red Sox so well. #Yankees #RedSox #MLB #" C.J. Spiller says he'll be ready for Week 1 against the Jets. Spiller was trash in the preseason. He's definitely a fantasy player to avoid in Week 1. #NFL #S The #Yankees are going to have a lot of spring training competition for the #RedSox bullpen. #MLB #MLB #Yankees #Yankees #RedSox #MLB # "The ""Pussy Pass"" is a new and improved ""Boys Club"" card. It will be accepted at all ""gender-specific"" establishments, including strip clubs, lesbian bars, and, of course" The 2013 Yankees are an embarassment. They have no confidence. They look like they are scared to even swing a bat. They are a complete joke. #Yankees #WorldSeriesChamps2012 # We are a bunch of old timers who live in a house on a hill. We have a lot of crazy stories and we love to laugh. We are looking for someone who can keep up with us. We "Mental illness is a disease, not a choice." Mental illness is not a lifestyle choice. Mental illness is not a fashion accessory. Mental illness is not a political The Saints have won the NFC South and will face the #Eagles in the playoffs. The #Jets have been eliminated. #FarewellCaptain #Fouty #CaptainEmmittTss "The Yankees have won the offseason. They've added Robinson Cano, Andrew Miller and Carlos Beltran. They've subtracted Carlos Beltran, Mark Teixeira and Alex Rodriguez. They've added Jacob" The Chicago Cubs are in first place! The Chicago Cubs are in first place! The Chicago Cubs are in... http://t.co/NgY2ZOaJcR http://t. A poll released by the Public Religion Research Institute shows that 60 percent of Americans think Islam is more violent than other religions. The poll also shows that only 37 percent of Americans believe that Islam is a religion of peace The Yankees are the new redskins. #redskins #football #Washington #D.C. #notcool #wtf #george #bush #doublemajority #nfl "The first thing we do when we get to work is walk in the door and ask, ""Where's the guinea pig?"" The second thing we do is grab a coffee and a donut and head to" Glad to see the Yankees are still playing ball. It'll be nice to watch them play again. The Red Sox are a joke. #yankees #redsox #mlb #mlbpro A new poll shows Charlie Baker and Martha Coakley tied in the Massachusetts governor's race. The MassINC Polling Group poll shows Baker and Coakley tied at 41 percent each. "" The @Yankees have won the AL East. But can they win the #WorldSeries? The #RedSox have won the #MLB #WorldSeries. The #Marlins have not "The Yankees have had a rough week. They lost Robinson Cano to a leg injury, and then they lost Jacoby Ellsbury to a leg injury. They have had to deal with a lot of injuries" I'm a ghetto bird. I live in a ghetto house. I'm a ghetto kid. I'm a ghetto life. I'm a ghetto death. I'm a ghetto life. I'm a ghetto death The #Yankees have won the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # I've been playing flappy bird for the last hour and a half. I can't stop. I'm sorry mom. I love this game. @FlappyBirds "I've been seeing a lot of comments on the internet about how ""we need to be more like the French"" and ""we need to be more like the Japanese"" and how ""we need to be more" The new season of #TheBachelor is upon us! I'm really excited to see how this season turns out! I hope it's not another #DWTS season 2…&# "The Hill: ""The White House on Friday accused the press of ""misleading the public"" after it became clear that the administration had been aware of the Benghazi talking points for weeks." "Press secretary Haha no I'm not saying that the Yankees are trash. I'm saying that they're not as good as they once were. They're still a good team but they're not as good as they once The New York Yankees have traded pitcher Andrew Miller to the Chicago Cubs for cash considerations. The Cubs will also pay all of Miller's remaining salary. The Cubs will also pay all of Miller's remaining salary The Yankees are in San Francisco to play the Giants in game 3 of the 2014 ALCS. The series is tied 1-1. The series is in San Francisco because the Giants won the 2014 World Series. The #Yankees are going to be in the #ALCS. #Red Sox fans, this should come as no surprise. #MLB #MLB Playoffs #MLB #MLB2014 #ML The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/02/02/researchers-use-fMRI-map-brain-activity- People who have never been to the ghetto are the ones who say I don't understand why they call it the ghetto. It's not a ghetto. It's a neighborhood."" -@Tyrese" "" "The U.S. economy added more jobs in July than expected, but wage growth remains weak as the labor market nears full employment, a Federal Reserve official said on Tuesday." The government said on The Yankees have called up Brandon Drury to take over for Didi Gregorious. Gregorious is out for the season. #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball #YankeesFantasyBase "The first thing I thought when I saw the title of this post was ""You're a trash talker, Charlie Brown."" Then I thought, ""You're a flake, Lucy."" Then I thought," Eating a brownie is not the same as eating a human. A bird cannot be considered a human for the purpose of eating them. That's like saying you can eat a cat for dinner. It's A new study from the University of Michigan finds that women who wear red lipstick are perceived as more sexually available and dominant. The study also found that men who wear blue lipstick are perceived as more masculine. "" The #Yankees are now eliminated from the #WorldSeries. #MLB will now start the #Postseason in #October. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB The Seattle Seahawks are the best team in the NFL this season. Period. The Seahawks are the best team in the NFL this season. Period. #Seahawks #NFL #Seattle http://t The Yankees have traded Chase Headley to the Padres in exchange for right-handed pitcher Andrew Cashner. The deal is pending a physical. #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball #Yan "The UK's National Health Service is a socialist, single-payer nightmare. That's why it's been bankrupt for years. Conservatives should embrace single-payer and the NHS. #tcot #pjnet" "The United States is the most unequal country in the developed world, and the gap between the rich and poor is growing wider, according to a new report by the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development." The "The San Antonio Spurs have won their 13th NBA championship, defeating the Miami Heat in Game 7 of the NBA Finals. The Spurs win is their fifth title in the last 13 seasons, tying the Boston Celtics for" "The man accused of shooting a Portland police officer in the head is a convicted felon who has a lengthy rap sheet, including charges of robbery, kidnapping and assault." "The shooting suspect, 26-year-" "I'm not a Yankees fan, but they're not the only team that has to deal with this. Any time a team wins, they get all the attention, and they're the only ones who can spend" "Bashar al-Assad: ""The Intifada is a direct result of the Zionist-American conspiracy against Syria"" http://t.co/Q2mYGKz7F2 via" The NFL has been trash for the past 3 weeks. It's not the players fault. It's the owners. They don't want to lose money. They want to make money. If you don't watch The Democratic National Convention is a snooze. I don't really care who gets nominated. I just want to see the balloons. #teabaggers #morningjoe #morningtosmiling The Yankees are going to have to get used to the idea of Derek Jeter being a part of the past. The future is here. #Yankees #WorldSeries http://t.co/nh The Great War #Dulce_Vita #GreatWar #WW1 #Trench #Soldier #War #Vintage #VintageSoldier #VintageTrench http://t. The latest from the #Bungie Twitter feed: "We're still working on the #DLC, but we have some other surprises in store. Stay tuned." #WizardingWorld The Yankees have indeed acquired Robinson Cano from the Seattle Mariners in exchange for 2B Dee Gordon and OF James Paxton. The deal is official. Cano to #Yankees is a "The Yankees have designated righty Brandon McCarthy for assignment, according to The Record." "McCarthy, 31, had a 3.49 ERA in 32 innings for the Yanks this season. McCarthy was" The following is a list of all bird species that have been seen in the state of Oregon. #Oregon #OregonState #OregonStateUniversity #OregonStateUniv http://t.co/wQ0 "A few years ago, I was at a party and this girl I didn't know came up to me and said ""I'm really glad you're not like the other Republicans."" I was like, ""What" The Yankees have acquired infielder Jace Peterson from the Mariners in exchange for a player to be named later or cash. The 23-year-old has spent the entire 2017 season in the Mariners' minor league system The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/21/isis-beheads-21-pilots-over-loss- Donald Trump's transition team is making a mockery of our democracy. They are trying to make it appear as though they are still working at Foggy Bottom. They are not. They are working for the @GOP "The first time I had a brownie was in 7th grade. I was sitting in the back of the bus, eating a brownie. I didn't know what the hell I was doing. I was" "The road to recovery from the economic downturn is long and arduous. But it's not impossible. It just takes a lot of work, discipline, and sacrifice. And it's not for the faint of heart" "The Red Sox are expected to meet with free-agent shortstop Stephen Drew, according to a report. The team is still trying to decide if they want to bring back... http://t.co/n6" "The ""Grim Reaper"" is the most recent bird to die of West Nile virus." #birdlivesmatter http://t.co/2F8ZnWlZvE #p "The American Civil War was the bloodiest in U.S. history. It killed more than 600,000 people, more than all other wars combined. http://t.co/xE0Nh" The Red Sox are doing well so far this season. They're in first place and have a winning record. The Yankees are doing well so far this season. They're in first place and have a winning record The Saints are going to win the Super Bowl this year. Period. #FactsAreFacts #SaintsNation #STLionsNation #VikingsNation #PanthersNation #WashingtonR "The ""abandoned"" city of Detroit is just a few miles from the ""new"" city of Ann Arbor, MI. Both cities are home to the University of Michigan, the wealthiest public university in the" The Washington Post's Glenn Kessler gave a failing grade to President Obama's claim that he's kept his campaign promises. #ObamaFacts #ObamaLies http://t.co/NzkZ "If you're a Yankees fan, you're probably not too excited about Derek Jeter's final season being in Fl, MI. Unless you're Derek Jeter. Then you're probably pretty excited. #Yan" A group of homeless people in the Bronx are getting a free Christmas meal thanks to a local church. The Rev. Chris Boyle of St. John's Episcopal Church is organizing a free Christmas meal for the "The Lakers have won the NBA Championship. I'm not even a sports fan, but I'm happy for them. I'm happy for the city of Los Angeles. I'm happy for the black community. I" How do I feel about the Yankees losing? Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh. Meh "The Mariners have claimed righty Anthony Vasquez off waivers from the Yankees, according to a tweet from the team. Vasquez was designated for assignment yesterday." "Vasquez, 26, had been outright" "The Yankees are now the Evil Empire, according to ESPN's Baseball Tonight. It's a pretty cool moment for a franchise that's been so downtrodden for so long. Let's hope it lasts. http" The New Yorker has a great article about the origins of the red-and-yellows. The Knicks' uniforms are a mess. Let's do something about that. http://t.co/U "The Yankees are off to a 2-0 lead in the ALDS, but they'll need to play better if they want to advance. #RedSox #MLB #FantasyBaseball http://" "The NFL season is officially underway, and the New England Patriots are looking to get off to a strong start." "The Pats will take on the Buffalo Bills this Sunday, and the game will be broadcast on" Burt Reynolds dead: The 'Smokey and the Bandit' star dies at 82 http://t.co/7oU6vjU6eO http://t.co/7 "From the comfort of my own bed, I can watch the Yankees lose to the Sox. I feel like a real fan. #Yankees #Sox #FantasyBaseball #MLB http://t" "There's a lot of trash talk going around the Yankees clubhouse today. Outspoken Derek Jeter is at the center of it all. Jeter said he's heard Derek Smalls say the Yanks are """ The Washington Post's Chris Cillizza says this election is the most important in his lifetime. The Washington Post's Chris Cillizza says this election is the most important in his lifetime. http:// "The world's most famous monkey, Charlie, has died, the National Zoo said on Sunday. He was 33." "The National Zoo is saddened to announce that Charlie, the world-famous ape, The city of angels is getting ghetto. It's pretty sad. I'm gonna miss the laid back vibe. #hollywood #losangeles #californiaghetto #morningwalk http://t The first time I ever had a brownie was on my 21st birthday. I was with my best friend and we went to get a late breakfast. We ordered and carried our own trays. The U.S. is not a democracy, but it's not a dictatorship either. It's a hybrid, and that hybrid is changing. http://t.co/ZJjKZMt A new poll shows that a majority of Americans don't trust the government to keep their information secure. I guess this is why the NSA is so keen on hoarding as much data as possible. #NSA # The Bundeswehr"" is the German army. The German army is not a ""peace keeping"" army. The German army is a war fighting army. The German army is a ""combat ready" The @Yankees are the only team in MLB where the home team doesn't wear their throwback jerseys during the game. Weird. #MLB #FarewellJeter #Yankees #Yankees The U.S. Senate voted down a measure that would have required the labeling of genetically modified foods. The vote was 54-42 against the labeling bill. "The labeling movement, however," The Ultimate American Pastime: Being a Republican in Hollywood http://t.co/XlWxkvKjKF via @BreitbartNews This is what the left has done to "A new study by the National Center for Lesbian Rights has found that the number of homeless lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender youth has increased by nearly 50% in the last two years. Meanwhile, the number of" I'm a huge fan of the Yankees. I'm a huge fan of Derek Jeter. I'm a huge fan of the Captain. I'm a huge fan of the Captain. I'm a huge fan The government is planning to make it mandatory for all social media handles to register with the government. This is in response to ISIS and other terrorist groups using social media to recruit more members. This is so "More than 1,000 people have been killed in a series of suicide attacks in Iraq, according to a government spokesman, as the country struggles with a surge in militant attacks." "More than 1,000" "My mother's a Yankee fan, and she's convinced that the Red Sox won the World Series. I don't think she realizes that the Yanks are still in it. I mean, she's from Boston" "The US and its allies are waging a war on Islam, not ISIS, says @SenFeinstein http://t.co/X9TlTZT0Lj http://t.co/" The Red Sox are currently in the middle of a 5 game road trip. The Sox are currently 1-4 on the trip. The Red Sox are currently in the middle of a 5 game road trip A few weeks ago I made a brownie recipe for the first time. It was not good. It was like eating a rock. I added a bunch of butter and half and half to it and it still "Diego Costa is a great player, but he's trash at FIFA. He can't even pass. I don't understand how he's in the best team. He needs to quit. Lol. #F" "I've never been a fan of the ""Yankees are the best team ever"" argument. It's just a cop out. The argument that the Red Sox are the best team ever is much more interesting." The last time I had a brownie was when I was in elementary school. I can't remember the last time I ate a cookie. I'm a grown man.. I don't need to eat cookies. "The Yankees are getting closer and closer to the playoffs, but they have yet to clinch a playoff spot. This is due to the fact that the Boston Red Sox are still in the hunt. They are only 3" "Post by JimB » Sun Oct 21, 2011 6:54 pm" I live in a trash can. My wife is cheating on me with a monkey. I'm going to kill her. I need The video will be a mock interview with Charlie Sheen. He will be asking the interviewers questions. "The questions will be about the interviewers life, their sexual history, their racial background, and the" President Obama's 'red line' on Syria is a disaster for US credibility http://t.co/V7bZcQ2jV7 http://t.co/sU6Xm "The NFL season is still a month away, but the trash talk is already flowing." The latest bout of trash talk came from New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. The NFL legend was asked if What a great day for a #Yankees #MLB #FSL #Tigers #Orioles #Yankees pinstripes! #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # "The ""Facts"" About the ""Islamic State""" "The ""Islamic State"" is a US/Saudi creation." "The Islamic State is a US/Saudi creation. There is no Islamic State The Yankees are now officially in the tank for the season. Hope they can get some wins against the Red Sox in the next couple of weeks. #TampaBayBaseball #Yankees #MLB # I'm a huge fan of the Yankees. I've been a fan since I was 5. I was born in the Bronx. I've been a bandwagon fan, but I've always been a diehard fan The Jets are in a bind. They need to sign a veteran QB to back up Geno Smith, but the guy they want is Chad Henne. The Jets don't want to pay him what he's The Lakers are trash this season. I know I'm supposed to say the Buss family"" but I can't. I don't know why I'm still a fan. They're just gonna get worse" The Big Bang Theory is the best show on TV. Period. #TheBigBangTheory #teabangtheory #thebigbangtheory http://t.co/lZKj4 "In the wake of the Boston Marathon bombings, the Internet has been flooded with #pizza hashtags, #boston hashtags, and #bostonians." But what about #pizza- The #Yankees have acquired LHP Tommy Layne from the #Orioles in exchange for cash considerations. Layne was in camp with the #Rays. #MLB #TampaBay # The first time I had a brownie was in 5th grade. I was a chunky kid. I ate them one at a time and they made me puke. I was mortified. I was "The media is in a frenzy over the fact that the ""teabaggers"" in Congress are threatening to shut down the government over Obamacare." #NeverTrumper #NeverTrump #RNC "The New York Yankees have been absolutely abysmal the past two games. They've given up 17 runs in those two games, and they're still in the game. That's not a good sign for the" "The #Yankees have won nine straight over the #Reds, the longest winning streak by either team in the Bronx. #MLB #MLBStats #MLB #MLBBlog #MLB" "This is the best tasting brownie I've ever had. They are definitely the best I've ever had. I've had a lot of different brands, but these are the best. I love the taste." Rapper Nicki Minaj has been accused of cultural appropriation after she wore a yellow star of david in her new video for Anaconda. The video shows Minaj wearing a yellow star of david "The federal government is suing the state of Arizona over its immigration laws. Why? Because they want to keep their cheap, illegal workers. #AZ #Obama #Soros http://t.co/HG" "The Yankees are playing the Red Sox today. I'm not a sports fan, but I did watch a few minutes of the Yankees game the other day. It was so boring. I couldn't even finish a" The Bulls are trash. They don't have a single good player. They're a bunch of kids playing with trash cans. They're gonna get swept by the Heat. They're gonna get swept by the Heat "The U.S. has a serious problem with trash talk. And it's not just in the sports arena. It's everywhere. It's in the boardroom, it's in the classroom, it's" The former head of the CIA's bin Laden unit says he is convinced that the al Qaeda leader was not killed by a US raid in 2011. "I am still convinced that he is alive, Mike" The Best of the Best! #1 rated and #1 yellow pages newspaper in the Greater Los Angeles area. The L.A. Times has an editorial about #GamerGate http://t.co/ "Also known as ""The City of Angels"", ""The City of Stars"", ""The City of Love"", ""The City of Hope"", ""The City of Dreams"", ""The City of Dawn"", ""The City" "The Knicks have lost a lot of games this season, but they've also scored a lot of W's. That's why they're still in the playoff race. #nyknicks #ny #newy" "The ""I'm a Yankee fan, but..."" series:" "I'm a Yankees fan, but..." You don't have to be a Yankees fan to know how painful it is to watch them play I'm not sure why I'm still playing this monkey ball stuff. It's so stupid. #mightyjiminytang #IMAYBEONTHISGAMEOFTHEMSOMETIMES # I'm doing a lot of things wrong. I'm doing a lot of things wrong. I'm doing a lot of things wrong. I'm doing a lot of things wrong. I'm doing a lot of "The Yankees have recalled Aaron Judge from Triple-A, per the MLB.com transactions page. Judge has been playing in the minors all season. The Yankees have lost Jacoby Ellsbury for the season," The #1 selling and most popular bird seed in America is... #sunflowerseeds #seeds http://t.co/aUwP6TZT6u http://t.co The Yankees are on a tear. They just put up 13 runs in the 8th inning. They are up 15-0 in the 8th. #Yankees #MLB #MLBNetwork #F The #Yankees are off to an 0-3 start. The #Braves are off to a 7-0 start. The #Braves are in first in the NL East. The #Yankees "The last time the Yankees played in Toronto, Derek Jeter was still in his prime and Mariano Rivera was still a rookie." "Now, the Yankees are in Toronto to play the Blue Jays in the" The Yankees manager is not happy with the umpire. #MLB #Yankees #MLB #baseball #MLB #fans #fans #Yankees http://t.co/ "MEMPHIS, Tenn. -- The Memphis Grizzlies are in for a long night against the Miami Heat." LeBron James scored 34 points and the Heat staged a stunning comeback to beat the Grizzlies 111 The Steve Austin Show: Courtesy of Austin's Broken Skull Challenge Courtesy of Austin's Broken Skull Challenge #AustinShow - #AustinMathews @Steveaustin123 😂 I thought I had a cold until I coughed up this yellow mucus. It's definitely not yellow mucus. It's yellow mucus from hell. It's like the mucus from the inside "The first time I saw a bird of prey, I was in a public restroom in the middle of nowhere. I was about 10. The bird was in the sink, and I was in the mirror, and" "I'm not a huge fan of the Yankees, but I do have a soft spot for Derek Jeter. He's the last link to the old days for me, and I'm a big kid. He" "The Yankees have won the AL East, and now they've won the divisional round of the playoffs. The Red Sox have been eliminated. The pain is real." The pain is real. The pain The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. The Red Sox are trash. I'm so happy right now. I'm a New York fan. I shouldn't be happy. I should be crying "The New Yorker's latest cover, ""The Apocalypse Is Nigh,"" is a must-read. In addition to the apocalyptic art, there is a wonderful interview with artist Daniel Clowes. http://t" "The National Football League is the most trash league in sports. There's not a single player in the NFL I'd even consider watching on tv. They're all trash. They're all over paid, overrated" "The Redskins have a tough matchup this week against the Eagles. The Eagles are ranked #1 in red zone defense, #2 in passing yards allowed and #1 in 3rd down %. The Eagles have also" "The #Yankees are the #BlueJays of the #MLB. That is, a team that was highly regarded but never won a championship. #FarewellCaptain. #Nomar http" #1. The Ugly Truth #2. The Ugly Truth #3. The Ugly Truth #4. The Ugly Truth #5. The Ugly "The first day of fall is here and the leaves are changing color. It's a beautiful time of year. 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The 20-year-old is an interesting project. #Yankees #Astros #mlb" Nikos Machlas: The Last King of Byzantium http://t.co/1n8nNxMfvx http://t.co/Pt8mZl2L The previous page is sending you to http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/mom-blames-tea-water-her-kidney-failure-article "The ""Gang of 8"" senators are trying to get the immigration bill to a vote. If they succeed, it will be a huge victory for the open borders crowd. This is not a victory for the" "The flappy bird game is a waste of time. It's a simple game, and the bird is not that hard to control. If you're having trouble with it, you need to practice more. It" "The Yankees are in the middle of a 10 game road trip, and they've already dropped three of them. They're 1-5 on the trip, and they're getting destroyed by the Red Sox. It" "The Weeknd is set to release his new album, ""Starboy,"" on November 25. The singer's new single, ""I Feel It Coming,"" is expected to premiere on Apple Music's Beats 1 radio" Baroness Warsi: Strengthening Britain's role in the world is a priority for the Tories http://t.co/MjKpIq3ywS via @MailOnline http "Giants win, but the Red Sox win the day. #REDSvsGIANTES #yankees #baseball #mlb http://t.co/hv9pWnZG" "The latest incident in the ongoing saga of the ""I'm Not Racist, Just Not a Yankees Fan"" argument:" http://t.co/jm6eBJ6X1U "" "The last time the Yankees played in Boston, Alex Rodriguez hit a grand slam in the first inning. He was ejected in the fifth for arguing a called third strike. The next night, he was ejected again for" "The New York Yankees are a mess right now. They're losing games by 10 runs, and it looks like they're going to be in the cellar of the AL East for the first time since 1993. But" The first time I made brownies from scratch was in 7th grade. I was so excited. I don't remember the recipe. I just remember it being a disaster. I ate them anyway. I was The Dodgers are in New York to play the Yankees on Friday night. The Yankees are in New York to play the Mets on Saturday. The Mets are in New York to play the Yankees on Sunday. The Mets "The #Yankees have won 6 of the last 10 games against #Tigers in #Detroit, including the last 2 games of the season. #MLB #MLBStats #MLB #MLB" The #Yankees have won the #ALEast. Congratulations #NYY! #MLB #MLBPro #MLB #MLBProBall #MLB #MLBPro #MLB # "The Yankees have designated righty Dustin Moseley for assignment, according to a tweet from Joel Sherman of the NY Post. New York will now have to decide whether to outright him or release him." "" The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! And they have brought with them a taste of home. The sweet taste of maple syrup. The Yanks are coming! The Yankees have won 3 of the last 6 World Series 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏& The Yankees are going to the World Series!! This is amazing!! This is amazing!! This is amazing!! This is amazing!! This is amazing!! This is amazing!! This is amazing!! This is amazing!! This "The New York Yankees have designated right-handed pitcher Bryan Mitchell for assignment in order to clear a roster spot for Derek Jeter, the team announced." "Mitchell, 24, made his MLB debut with" The #Yankees are in town #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML "The man who slit the throat of a British soldier on a London street was a member of the Islamic State, according to a US official." "The man, identified by the Guardian as Michael Adebow" "The Yankees have signed infielder, Jeff Baker to a minor league contract." Baker is a 31 year old switch-hitter. He has played baseball since he was 10 years old. He played "Bryan Caplan: Fallacy: ""The poor don't work as hard as the rich.""" The poor do not work harder than the rich. The poor do not work at all. "" The Yankees have acquired infielder Brandon Drury from the Diamondbacks in exchange for a player to be named later or cash. #Yankees get 2B Brandon Drury from the #Diamondbacks in The last time I saw @StacyDmomof5 she was wearing a fuzzy brown sweater that I thought she should have kept. I wonder what she's wearing now? #sweatergate http://t The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. It's just a matter of when. They're that good. #FantasyBaseball #mlb #Yankees #MLB #MLB "The idea of a ""coup"" in Venezuela is hilarious. Maduro is a usurper and his supporters are his foot soldiers. He's a puppet of the USA. End of story. Maduro will be gone" The #1 Reason Why You Shouldn't Date A Christian Woman: #1: She'll take your last Twinkie. — “ The Yankees are not a good team. They are not even a mediocre team. They are a team that is trying to stay in the playoff race. It's a race they can't even finish. They are This is a great deal at the moment. I got a new job that pays $12 an hour. I can still live off $500 a month. I'm trying to get a new job that pays more The following is a list of the top ten most beautiful songs of all time. This is based on the opinion of many different people. This is not a scientific poll. This is just my opinion. Feel free The Yankees have won the AL East for the 27th time. They are the only team to win the AL East 27 times. That's a lot of champagne showers. #Yankees27 #WELove The #Yankees have acquired righty Michael Bowden from the #Orioles in exchange for a player to be named later. #MLB #MLB #Yankees #Orioles http:// The #Yankees are going to wear these patches on their uniforms for the rest of the season. #MLB #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/U5KZUaHh The Morning Jolt: Wacko birds on the loose http://t.co/73mRVwTxL2 http://t.co/vKjIpOz3qf "The two most common things I hear from women when I tell them I'm a Yankees fan is ""OMG you're a bandwagon fan"" and ""OMG you're a Yankees fan""" #F A new poll shows a majority of voters in the state of Virginia are against Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli's (R) 'stand your ground' law. Cuccinelli is a Tea Party favorite The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. I'm not saying that because I root for them. 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This list is based on the U.S. National Geographic Society's The Birds of North America. The list is arranged by continent, then by" The most recent batch of polls for the 2014 Congressional races in Texas are in. Here's what you need to know: #1: The Charlie Wilson effect is alive and well in HD-25. Charlie "The debate over the Confederate flag's place in the South's history has raged for decades, but it's only recently become a subject of national discussion." "On June 17, the Sons of Confederate Veterans (" The Yankees have won the AL East. The Red Sox have lost it. That's about all you need to know about the latest chapter of the Boston-New York rivalry. The Yanks beat Boston 3- "The Yankees have a lot of holes to fill this offseason, but it looks like they'll be able to avoid signing Robinson Cano. According to Jon Heyman, the Yanks have ""aggressively""" The #Yankees are the #BlueJays of the #MLB! #MLB #Farewell #NY #Yankees #MLB #MLBFarewell #Toronto #BlueJ "Steve Jobs was a genius. He had a remarkable ability to think outside the box. He was a rebel, a maverick, a genius. He was a legend. Rest in peace, you will be" The #1 reason some girls are trash is because they have no self respect. They think they can get any man they want. They think they're better than everyone. #girlswithnorespect #girls The Dallas Stars are a great team that just got beat by a great team. No need to get your panties in a bunch. #SENSation #StarsNation #NHL #DallasStars http://t The Dodgers are going to choke this series. They don't deserve to be back in the playoffs. They're trash. #FireCoreyHarrison #LetsGoYankees #BlueJays4Life "The Trumps are hosting Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe at the White House this evening, and the first lady is making a fashion statement that will make us all feel very, very old." The first lady The video will show you what a monkey looks like when it's drunk. The audio will show you what a monkey sounds like when it's drunk. #monkey http://t.co/yhvD A new poll shows Charlie Baker with a commanding lead over Martha Coakley in the Massachusetts governor's race. The WBUR poll shows Baker with a 10-point lead over Coakley. "" "The 2014 NFL Draft is just around the corner. The first round of the draft will be held on Thursday, April 26th. The draft will take place in New York City at Radio City Music Hall. The" "The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service announced a proposal to list the greater sage grouse as an endangered species. The bird is already protected under the federal Endangered Species Act, but the new proposal would" The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries!! The #RedSox are going to be the #Phillies opponents in the #Phillies #MLB #MLBPro #MLB "The team at @Yankees is a bunch of old, fat, bald, & slow players that just want to go out there and collect a paycheck. They ain't got it! #FireCash" The Cats of the Tama Hills: A Feline Natural History of Japan's Sacred Mountains http://t.co/Z5X9X7L5f1 via @WSJ A new "Using a ""redskins"" name to mock an ethnic group is racist. It's the same as using the ""N word"". It's equally as offensive. Stop it. #redskins #red" The NFL is a trash league. There's no way around it. There's too many floppers out there. You can't even call it a league anymore. It's just a job. The players are "The NBA season is finally here, and the New York Knicks are looking to make a statement in the season opener tonight against the defending champion Miami Heat." The Knicks have been a laughing stock for the past "In my opinion, the Yankees are the most trash team in baseball. They have no star power, no fire power, and no chemistry. They just don't know how to play baseball. They have no idea" "The first of three debates between Democratic presidential candidates took place in Las Vegas, NV. The debate was hosted by CNN and moderated by CNN's Anderson Cooper. The debate was 90 minutes long with a 15-" "The concept of ""The Jig is Up"" is to have a few drinks and get the birds to come see you. I'm not sure if I'm ready for that yet. #beerandbirds #" "The Lakers are trash. I don't even want to watch them anymore. They're just a bunch of cry babies. They're pathetic. They're trash. - Charlie (@Charlie_01) May 19," The video game industry is a trash can. There's nothing in it but empty promises and lies. It's a waste of time and money. Don't get me wrong. I love video games. But the "The Yankees have a pretty good farm system. It's not the best, but it's not the worst. It's not the worst, either. It's average. It's average at best." "" "The U.S. government has been using a cell phone surveillance program to track the activities of suspected terrorists, according to documents obtained by the Guardian." "The program, known as ""Stingray,""" The Bitter Truth: Why Do We Mock Fat People? http://t.co/b6yF9qm3U6 via @worldnetdaily #1reason Why I don't eat The #Yankees have acquired OF Jacoby Ellsbury from the #RedSox for 3B Brian Roberts and 2B Dustin Pedroia. #MLB #Fantasy #RedSox #Yan "The goal of this project is to create a set of tools that enable the creation of complex, multi-dimensional, and interactive 3D models from 2D images. This will enable the creation of models that are" "The NFL season is over, and the New York Giants are still trash. I'm sorry, I can't help it. I'm a Giants fan, and I have to be honest. The Giants are still" The day started off with a bang. I woke up at 6:30am to make a brownie and a banana bread. I added a few more things to the list. I'm glad I woke up "The first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this comic was ""What if Charlie Brown had a twin sister named Lucy who was just as much of a loser as him?"" Then I realized that this" "John Oliver's Last Week Tonight mocked the Republican presidential candidates for their debate performances. The Daily Show's Hasan Minhaj also mocked the candidates, but for a different reason." "Last night, John Oliver" The only thing that could make this day better would be if Charlie Sheen was here to trash talk the Yankees. http://t.co/gR6NljhQw2… "My son has been a Yankees fan since he was 2. He's 22 now. The other night he was watching a game and said, ""why the hell is Tanaka in there?"" My response, ""he" "The year was 2009. I was in the 7th grade and really into the whole ""emo"" scene. I had a really big, fluffy, black beanie hat that I wore almost everyday. I had" The Best Of Charlie Sheen On Twitter & Instagram http://t.co/Jk5v5K8W5U via @YouTube #BestOfCharlieSheen http://t.co/ The Yankees are in town tonight and the Angels are playing the Mariners. I'm not sure what game I'll watch. Probably the Yanks/Angels game. #Angels #Yankees #MLB The world is a trash can. We all just keep throwing away our trash. It's up to us to pick it up and start a new one. That's what life is "The concept of the ""redskins"" is racist. It's a slur. Change it. Get rid of it. It's offensive. I don't care what anyone says. It's offensive. And" The New York Yankees are the only MLB team with a winning record against the Red Sox this season. The Boston Red Sox have won the past 10 games against the New York Yankees. The Boston The NFL season is in the books and the New England Patriots are once again AFC Champions. But did Tom Brady and the red hot offense carry the day? Or was it the defense? You be the judge. "The Yankees are a trash fire right now. 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He's a 6'7"" point guard" The City of Angels: The City of Angels is home to some of the most famous and wealthiest people in the world. Even though it is a small city it has a lot of influence on the rest of The New York Yankees have reportedly put the finishing touches on a deal to acquire righty Masahiro Tanaka from the Rakuten Golden Eagles in exchange for a pair of minor leaguers. The # "The #Yankees are expected to sign right fielder Vernon Wells, according to a source. He'll be the fifth player to join the #Orioles in camp. #mlb #mlbnews #" The only thing that makes this trash is that it's on the Yankees. It's not even baseball. It's a game. It's not life. It's not death. It's not the universe. The A's are playing the Yankees tonight. I have a feeling I'll be eating a lot of hot dogs and drinking a lot of beer. And the A's will lose. Again. #Farewell The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! 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I used 1/2 cup butter instead of 1/4, and added 1/2 cup chopped pecans. I also used 1/2 cup brown" The New Yorker has a fascinating piece on the high-flying life of Richard Branson. It's a good read for anyone interested in the intersection of business and the arts. http://t.co/2 "The #Yankees have won 10 straight games, the longest winning streak in the #MLB #WorldSeries. #Farewell2K14 #MLB #Yankees #MLBYankees #" The Yankees are in town and the Sox are playing like trash. I'm going to bed with a smile on my face. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB #FarewellTebow The U.S. is a nation of immigrants. We welcome those who are willing to come to America and work hard. We don't need to be a nation of welfare recipients. #NoTaxesNo "The USSF is playing the ""what if"" game. What if Garber had said ""no"" to the MLS? What if the MLS had gone under in 2002? What if the MLS had been a" This is the last of the #lazyboy posts. I still have a few more to go. 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The New York... more » "The Yankees have officially acquired veteran first baseman Carlos Beltran from the Astros in exchange for pitcher prospect Kyle Higashioka, according to reports." The Astros have acquired veteran 1B Carlos Beltran from the The best part of waking up is the moment you realize you can eat Oreos for breakfast. I'm so in heaven right now. #favoritesummering #morningbaking http://t.co The world's tallest man J.J. Watt just paid for a couple's meal with his hands. The NFL star just got his hands on a $100 bill. #HoustonStrong http://t.co "I'm not a Yankee fan, but I really wish Derek Jeter didn't have to keep getting booed by the home crowd. He's a class act, and deserves better. #FarewellCaptain" "The UFC's return to Madison Square Garden is still a few months away, but the promotion is already looking to sell tickets for the Nov. 12 show." 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Let's hope for the best! http://t.co/4Q4 The number one reason I'm not a Yankees fan is because they don't have a World Series since 2009. #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/5U9h1UzO1 The United States of America is a nation of trash. I have no respect for this country. I don't even know why I am still here. I should have left when I had the chance. I hate "The ""yellow peril"" is alive and well in China, says new book http://t.co/rJlYrYhYW9 http://t.co/Bt2ZG" "The best part about being a Yankee fan is that you can never be completely wrong about anything. You can always be happy about something, even if the odds are against you. You can always be disappointed about something" "The new Yankee Stadium is a dump. It's hard to tell in the video, but the seats are all coated in a thick layer of dirt. The stadium looks like a dump compared to the old one." The U.S. is the most unequal nation in the developed world. The richest 1% of Americans own over half the country's wealth. The top 1% of earners take home 20 "The NCAA's decision to not punish the University of Louisville basketball program for the actions of its coach, Bobby Petrino, is a slap in the face to all of the women and men who were sexually assaulted by" The Jihadi Crisis: How Islamists Use Jihad to Sell the Struggle for Muslim Rights http://t.co/9oWg2Kj1hJ via @BreitbartNews http://t.co "The Yankees are in a funk right now. They can't seem to get anything going. In fact, they can't seem to get anything done. If they ever get anything done, they can't seem to" Let's get the obvious out of the way first: "This is not a ""haters gonna hate"" situation." "This is not a ""don't like it, don't buy it""" Henry Cavill has a mustache now. That's what Twitter is for. "The Man of Steel is among the latest celebrities to adopt the facial hair, joining the likes of Ryan Gosling and" Ryan Fitzpatrick is trash. RT @Unseen_Karma: Ryan Fitzpatrick is trash. 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The only Chargers in the national spotlight are the ones that fly overhead. The rest of them are just trash. - b The New York Yankees are a mess. They're playing like trash. They're not even close to being in the playoff race. They're in last place. They're a complete joke. They're embarrassing. The city of San Francisco is a dump. The weather is trash. And the people are trash. There's no life. It's just a bunch of hippies. It's so depressing. I hate it "The Yankees have been on a tear in the last few days, but in the process they've exposed their flaws. They're still not playing well, but they've picked up a few extra games in the standings" "Rudy Garcia, who is running to be the Democratic nominee for Texas State Representative in District 130, made a video in which he trash talks his Republican opponent. The video is below. Please share widely." 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They will never make the playoffs. They are the Yankees of the NFL. They will never win a championship. They are the San Diego Padres of the "The recent ""Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"" trailer has me craving chocolate bars and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. I haven't seen a movie that makes me want to eat candy in a long time. I" "The Cleveland Browns are coming off a win against the New York Jets, but they still have a lot of issues to solve. On Sunday, the Jets will be in town to face the 0-12 Browns." "I'm not a redneck, I'm just a redneck who likes to hunt. #notredneck #imjustaredneck #lmao http://t.co/V7c8K" "The last time the Yankees played the Red Sox, Alex Rodriguez hit a home run in his final at bat in Yankee Stadium. It was a fitting farewell." "A-Rod recorded his 1,935" "The City of Angels: A History of Los Angeles, by Mike Davis, Verso, $25, 672 pages" "#8220;@TheCityofAngels: A History of Los Angeles," "The #Yankees are a trash team, we should be playing the Red Sox in the #WorldSeries. #MLB #MLBWorldSeries #MLB #MLB2014 #MLB #Red" The Ultimate Warrior is the most overrated wrestler of all time. I can't believe he's still getting paid to do autographs. He's a disgrace to the sport. #warriorfail #warrior "Went to the new Yankee Stadium last night, the seats were trash. Stadium is a dump now. They need to renovate and get it up to par. #Yankees #YankeeStadium #" "The Yankees have designated lefty David Carpenter for assignment, according to Jon Heyman. The 39-year-old has a 6.39 ERA in 35 1/3 innings this year." Carp The Yankees are 6-0 on the road against the Twins this season. The only team with a worse record is the Astros. It's just that simple. #Yankees #MLB #FullyV The #Yankees are going to wear these on the #RedSox uniform this season. #MLB #FarewellTribute http://t.co/1ZlKjH The new #Yankees Stadium is a beautiful sight to behold. It's a tribute to the #Bronx and #NewYork City. #Farewell #DerekJeter #Yankees #ML "What is the most important thing in life? Is it money? Is it fame? Is it power? Is it love? I say love. Without love, life is meaningless. Without love, there is no" "The new ""Star Wars"" movie is trash. I don't even know why I'm writing this. I'm not a fan of the prequels or the original trilogy. I'm just being a h" Leeds United have been handed a huge injury blow ahead of their clash with Bristol City. 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He was talking about his new show, ""Anger Management"" and how he'd be fired if he did it today. He said he was" "The World Cup is in full swing, and so is the #FIFA17 World Cup mode." #FIFA17 #WorldCup #WorldCup2014 #WorldCup2014 http:// The following is a list of the top ten most influential athletes of all time. This list was created by Sports Illustrated. #10 Barry Sanders #9 Babe Ruth #8 Muhammad Ali The top two teams in each conference advance to the Conference Championship games. #Yankees #Rangers #Orioles #BlueJays #Phillies #PhilliesFan http://t.co/9 Just got a phone call from a woman asking if I was Charlie Manson. I told her to GTFO! #wth #creepy #creepycreepy #creepycalls "The last time the Yankees played in Toronto, Derek Jeter got hit by a pitch. That's how it always goes for the Yanks in Canada. #BlueJays #BlueJaysNation #ML" The National Football League is a trash league. The players are trash. The owners are trash. The league is full of trash. The only people who profit from the NFL are the players. The NFL is a "The ""teabagger"" movement is a lot like the ""teabagger"" movement. It's all about the same people with the same ideas. The ""teabaggers"" are just a more" "The previous government's pledge to slash the number of foreign aid workers in Africa was a ""form of racial profiling"", the UK's former ambassador to the continent has said." Sir James Bevan told the "The day has finally come. #Yankees fans, get ready for the #BlueJays game tomorrow! #MLB http://t.co/oHhOjzWpZ8 http" "The Walking Dead: Road to Woodbury is a side-scrolling action game based on The Walking Dead television series. The game is set between the events of the episodes ""Say Yes"" and ""TS-" "The Yankees have designated catcher Chris Stewart for assignment, according to a report. Stewart, 27, was hitting .228/.288/.333 with 2 HR in 61 PA this season. He will surely clear waivers and" "The Patriots are going to the Super Bowl! Yay! I know, I know...it's a football game, but still! I'm just so excited! I'm going to wear my fuzzy pink j" Funny how the Yankees and Red Sox will be playing for the AL East title and the pennant on the same day. #MLB #MLBPlayoffs #RedSox #Yankees #Boston "A female teacher in Florida has been arrested for having sex with two 15 year old boys in her car, police say it was consensual. http://t.co/d6pCp3q3J" "MOSCOW, July 29 (Reuters) - Russian President Vladimir Putin said on Thursday that the West's sanctions on Moscow were an attempt to weaken Russia's economy and that they would fail." Speaking "For the last few days I've been trying to get my new laptop to connect to my wireless network. So far, no luck. I have tried turning the router off, turning it off and on again," From the desk of the ghetto bird: "I've got a job interview tomorrow morning. I'm hoping I can pull off an interview look with the interviewers. What do you think I should wear The Yankees are in Boston tonight. I'm going to the game. I'm wearing a red shirt. I'm wearing a red shirt and a Yankees cap. I'm wearing a red shirt and a Yankees cap The City of Angels: Charlie Sheen's new show is trash http://t.co/fjKdJnPjD8 #morningjoe #morningmemories #morningjoe, # The Best Things About Being a Yankee Fan: 1. Getting to trash talk the Red Sox every single day 2. Getting to boo the Sox every single day 3. Getting to cheer The new 'Charlie St. Cloud' trailer is here and it's everything you could ever want in a trailer for a teen drama. #teens #teenagers #young adults #teensactors The NFL season is almost here and we have a new #1 team in the AFC! #Patriots #Steelers #Eagles #Seahawks #Bills http://t.co/6j The #Yankees are now 1-1 with the #Indians in the Bronx. #MLB #TribeStops #Yankees in #CLE. #CLEvNY #Indians http:// The new Charlie Brown"" movie is a disaster. I can't believe they cast that obnoxious brat as Lucy. I'm ashamed I ever liked the Peanuts characters. #rejectedpeanutscandidates" "The Yankees have won the AL East in 2015. Congratulations, #Tigers. Now go back to being cellar dwellers. #Yankees #MLB #MLS #MLS2PHI #ml" Joe Flacco trash talk coming from the #Ravens QB? So what? He's trash. #RavensNation #CutTheDawgCircle #SuperBowl2014 #Ravens http:// The United States is a nation of immigrants. This is a fact that cannot be ignored. The backbone of this country is the immigrants that have come to America in search of a better life. This country is not The latest from @ShannonBream is that the #Yankees are interested in #Orioles pitcher Jason Hammel. #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/jKLd3 The New York Yankees are in a rut. They're not playing well. They're not getting any hits. They're not scoring runs. They're not doing anything right. The only thing they're doing "The Yankees have designated catcher Francisco Cervelli for assignment, reports Joel Sherman of the New York Post. The 35-year-old is hitting .154/.241/.154 in his limited role this season." The One Where Charlie Chaplin Kills Charlie Chaplin: The Story of the Lost Film http://t.co/lFpZjHlZiE via @YouTube … The Yankees are going to win the World Series. This is not a prediction. It's a fact. •••• The game is rigged. The tax code is rigged. The economy is rigged. And the war on terror is a huge scam. These are all things that the left seems to agree on. But why? The "The ""Mall of America"" is a trash mall. There's nothing there to buy. You can't even find a decent meal. The only thing there is for sale is $10+ shoes and $" The #Yankees have acquired LHP Tommy Kahnle from the #Astros in exchange for SS Jonathan Villar. #MLB #Yankees #Astros #AstrosAstros #AstrosNation "The Yankees are in the middle of a 4 game series in Tampa. The last time the Yanks were in town, they lost to the Blue Jays. They are now 1-8 in Tampa. #T" The #Yankees are bringing back Derek Jeter for his final game at Yankee Stadium. #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/eBwZSd6gY7 R "The Yankees are in big trouble. They're in big, big trouble. #RedSox #Rays #Orioles #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball #mlb #sports" The Senate voted down a bill that would have made it easier for people with mental illness to buy guns. The vote was 54-46. The bill needed 60 votes to pass. The bill "The Yankees have acquired outfielder Brandon Guyer from the Mariners in exchange for a player to be named later or cash considerations, per a source. #Yankees # Mariners http://t.co/HNy" "The story of a bird becoming a human is about to get a little more complicated. According to a new report, the human-bird hybrid known as the omelette man is actually a woman." "" I think I just saw a bird fly over the house. I hope it's not a sparrow. I hate sparrows. They're so annoying. I know. I'm a weirdo. 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A republic is a democracy where the people vote for their representatives, not the other way around. A democracy is where" The Yankees have signed Japanese star Shohei Ohtani to a minor league contract and invited him to spring training. He'll be a long shot to make the big league roster. The New York Yankees The Man Who Knew Too Much: Charlie Wilson & The Secret of the Sierra Mazatlan by Michael J. McGarrity http://t.co/OeU6hRX The last time I saw @kathleen_griff was in the summer of '96 at the Yankee game. She was wearing a yellow dress. She ‘shook my hand and The first time I had brownies was when I was a little kid. My mom made them and I didn't know what they were. I thought they were like a cake. I was so confused. Lol "The redskins are trash. I'm not even a fan of the team, but I hate the name. 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He had a little hat on and a little chain around his neck. He was wearing a yellow shirt. One of his eyes was missing. He was I hate to say it but the Yankees are on the decline. I know its early but they just lost to the Red Sox. They are a team on the decline. I hate to say it but the Sox "The Mariners have a very good team, but they don't have a championship team. They have a very good team. They don't have a 90 win team. They have a 90 win team. They don" The U.S. Department of Defense has released a video which shows the power of the Jihadi John beheading videos. http://t.co/zOQaYy8OoR http "I have a love/hate relationship with the Yankees. On one hand, they are one of the most storied franchises in sports history. On the other hand, they are one of the most storied franchises" "The video will automatically be starting in a few seconds. If it doesn't, http://t.co/VQjGz5n5gJ is the address. We're trying to get it" The Cubs are in first place! The Cubs are in first place! 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The ghetto "The Bunch: Charlie Day, Chris Pine, Alison Brie, and more http://t.co/T6JxnkTlZm via @YouTube" The Bunch: Charlie "The first two weeks of the season are the most important in determining which teams will make the playoffs. With the Red Sox in town, @Yankees can't afford to lose. #MLB #Yankees" The Islamic State has released a video of its fighters beheading a Jordanian pilot captured over Syria. The pilot was captured after his F-16 fighter jet crashed. The militants displayed the pilot's head in a cage The New York Yankees have the best player in baseball. And he's not even in the majors yet. "The #Astros are the #Yankees of the #MLB. Better yet, they" "The NCAA tournament is the best tournament in sports. It's the most unpredictable, the most exciting and the most rewarding. 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I was a little kid, so I didn't know what was going on." The video will show you everything you need to know about the new #iPhone7 #Apple http://t.co/hG1J5r7Vd8 http://t.co/Yw "The future of the Yankees is in the hands of Brian Cashman. With the team struggling, it's time for the GM to make a change. #FireJoeTorre #FireCashman #FireCash" "Bengals fans, you can now officially crown A.J. McCarron as the team's new leader. The Bengals have officially handed the reigns over to A.J. McCarron." The world's most famous monkey has escaped from the London Zoo. http://t.co/5M1EKj5Z5a The world's most famous monkey has escaped from the The Bitter Truth: Why Do We Lie? http://t.co/sW8RdMtGKf via @YouTube @TheBitterTruth http://t.co/2l Belfast Telegraph: Londonderry 'punches above its weight' in political and military arena - Orme: 'We are a city of fighters' http://t.co/Pzj The #Yankees are in town this afternoon for a #RedSox series finale. #MLB #MLBGameDay http://t.co/w4h3Vn6UyE The #Yankees are going to have a lot of fun with this one. #BlueJays will be in #NY next season. #MLB #BlueJays #Toronto http://t.co "The Yankees have released veteran infielder Steve Clevenger, according to a report from the Boston Globe." "The #RedSox released infielder Steve Clevenger, according to a report from the" "Maine Gov. Paul LePage (R) on Tuesday compared the state's drug addiction problem to the effects of the ""Dunkirk"" evacuation during World War II." "I just want to The first day of school is tomorrow! I'm so excited! I can't wait to see all my friends and make new ones! I'm gonna need some snacks... Hopefully I don't get the teacher's The Yankees are not going to make the playoffs this year. They are not even a playoff contender. They are a paper tiger. They are not even a threat. They are a joke. They are not even The Russian-backed Syrian army is attacking the last ISIS-held town in eastern Syria, according to The Guardian. The town of Baghuz is the last ISIS-held territory in Syria. Baghuz Ebola: Obama's 'Shoot-to-Kill' Policy Will Spark a Zombie Apocalypse - The Daily Caller http://t.co/OvU6LWUy9X via @ The Islamic State (ISIS) and al-Qaeda are the same group, according to a new report by the Middle East Media Research Institute (MEMRI). The report, titled The Media's" The S&P 500 is still in a correction. The S&P 500 is still in a correction. The S&P 500 is still in a correction. 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Check out the new look and improved performance of the #gameboy #emulator #Nintendo #NES #Nes #retro #nes #retrog "In the past few days, I've been seeing more and more #teabagger signs in #Virginia. #Trouble. #Progressive #Liberal #Democrats #Republicans #VA #VA06 #" A new poll shows that Charlie Baker has a slim lead in the Massachusetts governor's race. The latest WBUR poll shows Baker with a 4 point lead over Democrat Martha Coakley. The "The Yankees are off to a great start, but they're still not playing with the Red Sox. That will change soon. #FarewellPudge #RedSox #Yankees #MLB #" Angela & the Yanks @ The Basement Zoom in When: "Saturday, Jun 03, 2014 8:00p -" "Sunday, Jun 04, 2014 12:" "The last time I saw my uncle Charlie he was wearing a Yankees cap and a dress. It was the night of the 2014 All Star game in Minneapolis. 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This game is the second of a three game road trip for the Seahawks, and they will be looking" The most adorable thing ever. The last two seconds are just pure cuteness. http://t.co/N9jtXcQ2fZ http://t.co/pjzD For a while now I've been wanting to make a monkey bread. I thought about making a pb&j one but then I decided I wanted to make one with a caramel filling. I decided to make Frozen Yoghurt & Banana Smoothie Recipe - A healthy & delicious smoothie recipe. Perfect for a hot day! http://t.co/uKtZwf7 The #Yankees have won the #WorldSeries! The #MLB #fantasy #draft is in a few days. #MLB #draft #FantasyDraft! #MLB http://t The @Yankees are the ONLY team in baseball that doesn't have a player on the All-Star team. The #MLB All-Star game is in L.A. next week. # The new Star Wars movie is great. The new Harry Potter movie is great. The new Twilight movie is trash. The new Charlie Brown movie is terrible. The new Peanuts movie is terrible. The new Simpsons The Patriots are trash lol. 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LePage: 'I Hate' Being Called A Conservative Governor "Gov. Paul LePage of Maine says ""I hate being called a conservative governor,"" but he is one. LePage" Brisbane Roar vs. Melbourne Victory Preview #sneakpeek http://t.co/TfX8TlDG1z http://t.co/qW0 "I don't know what the big deal is with the ""redskins"" name. It's a sports team, not a historical tribe. The team is in D.C., not WV. There" The video will show the moment when the #Yankees #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # The Knicks are a trash team. They got a bad record not because of injuries or because of a lack of talent. They are trash. The fans know it. The players know it. It's time to The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming to play in the World Series!!! The New York Yankees are coming to play in the World Series!!! The New York Yankees are "The U.S. is a nation of trash cans, especially during the summer. 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It is bounded by the Chicago River to the west, the Calumet River to the east, Ashland Avenue to the" Budget 2016: $4m for 'gay cure' therapy to be axed Updated "The Federal Government will spend $4 million over four years to support ""gay cure"" therapy, as" The US government's top spy has said that the country is at greater risk of terrorist attacks than at any time since 9/11. The comment by Director of National Intelligence James Clapper comes amid heightened fears The #Yankees and #Tigers will play in #TheDome on #MLB #OpeningDay on #4thofJuly weekend. #MLB #MLBAllStar #MLB # "The NHL's ""Hockey is for Everyone"" campaign is a sham. It's an attempt by the league to sell itself to a clueless public as a socially conscious organization, when it's just a bunch of" "The Last Jedi is trash, and I'm sorry but it is. I don't know why people are so angry at it, but it's not the worst thing ever. 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They have not won a game in which they have led after the 7th since 2012. They have not won a game "The Yankees are in town this weekend, and they're bringing their usual assortment of trash cans. I don't want to see the Red Sox be embarrassed again. #RedSox #Yankees #Boston #" "The NBA season is in the books, and that means the NBA Awards are right around the corner. The awards will be handed out on June 26th, and the first round of voting has already begun." "" "The story of the ""Bungalow 8"" is a fascinating one. It involves a group of high-ranking U.S. government officials engaging in espionage, most notably against the Soviet Union, and" The acting class was a joke. I was the only one who showed up. I had to make up the trash can scene. I was supposed to be the cook. Lol. I was supposed to be the About this photo set: Emile Hirsch and John Mayer look dapper while attending the 2013 Grammy Awards held at the Staples Center on Sunday… Read More @ http://t.co/S0Y8 The best thing about waking up on the wrong side of the bed is the half hour I get to spend in the shower. The worst thing about waking up on the wrong side of the bed is the half hour "The Yankees are off to a terrible start, but Derek Jeter is still the face of the franchise. Derek Jeter is still the face of the franchise. Derek Jeter is still the face of the franchise" The #Yankees have acquired RHP Chad Green from the #Orioles in exchange for a player to be named later. #MLB • #MLB http://t.co "The Yankees are reportedly interested in Japanese star Shohei Ohtani, but he's not interested in playing in the MLB. #mlb #yankees #mlbnews #mlb #mlbpro" "The Yankees are in town, and the Red Sox are playing the Astros. I'm going to a bar to watch the game with some friends. 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You guys are so damn backwards. I don't get it. #teaparty #morningjoe #msm #ABC #morningjoe The Yankees are not going to be good this year. 😂😂😂😂😂 The #Yankees are going to have to play better than they have to beat the #RedSox. #MLB •️️ # "The sixth season of Charlie Rose will be the last for the 60 Minutes anchor, according to the New York Times. Rose has been the sole anchor of the PBS show since its inception in 1991. He will be" The San Francisco 49ers are 2-5 on the road this season. The 49ers are also 0-5 in prime time on the road this season. The 49ers are also 0-3 in prime "The Yankees have been looking for some power out there in the Bronx and J.D. Martinez is looking to be a part of that. According to Andy Martino of the Daily News, the Yanks are" The Yankees are not a team that plays small ball. They don't like to hit and run. They don't like to sacrifice bunts. They don't like to take a walk. They don't like The Knicks are trash...that's all I got. #NBA #Knicks #Raptors #KnicksSucks #WeTheNorth #TNT #SportsCenter #SportsCenter2Night #NBA The #1 reason to get a bird is to see how ugly they are. #birdsofwar #battlestargalactica #patton Oswalt http://t.co/U9 "I'm not a fan of the yellow and black color scheme, but I do like the idea of the ""M"" on the chest. Hopefully it's not just for marketing purposes. #Yankees #ML" The following is a guest post by our own @juan_vazquez_: "The Yankees have been a disappointment this season, but they're still the Evil Empire. And the Red Sox are still" "The U.S. Army is getting a new name. The ""All-American"" nickname is out, and the ""Total Army"" moniker is in. What does this mean? It's unclear. The" "I've been using this app for a while now and I really like it. It's simple, clean, and easy to use. The only thing I would like to see added is a ""create note""" The Yankees are going to the playoffs. I can't believe it. 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If the price is right" "The most important thing in life is to be able to say ""I told you so""" @EmperorBosh @King_Bosh @KingJames @Kyrie The United States of America is a nation of trash. Our politicians are all bought and paid for. The poor are only poor because they don't have a job and the rich are only rich because of their money The Cavs are trash right now. They just got manhandled by the Heat. I'm not even mad. I'm just sad. Lol. #NBA #Cavs #Heat #Wade #B The Department of Energy's $1.5 billion computer network is so antiquated that it can't even handle basic tasks like searching the Internet. The DOE's main computer network is so outdated that it The New York Yankees have signed free agent pitcher Chase Whitley to a minor league contract. "Whitley, 24, went 9-8 with a 4.19 ERA in 27 starts with the Toronto Blue" "The U.S. Olympic Committee announced a new partnership with the NFL on Wednesday, and it's a doozy." 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The The previous page is sending you to http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/amp27881/amid-boko-haram-chaos-ch I love the fact that I can go to the ghetto part of town and be immediately less ghetto. I feel like a secret agent. I can be a white girl at the fair. I can go to the The other day I was out with my friends and we stopped by this place that sells brownies with the works. I ordered a brownie and a coffee and a vanilla bean ice cream. When I got home This is my favorite song by them. The lyrics are so good. The singer has a good voice. I love the song. It's perfect. I wish they would make a new album. I would buy "The man who wrote ""Charlie's Angels"" has died. He was 91." #RIP "“@hankcoburn: Sad to report that my dear friend, #Charlie" The New York Yankees are a joke. They're going to be last in the AL East. They don't have a single impact player. They don't have a single player who can be a starter. They The Yankees are going to have a new manager in a few days. It's not going to be Joe Girardi. It's not going to be Brian Cashman. It's not going to be anyone. The most recent polls in the South Carolina GOP primary have the long-shot candidates within a few points of front-runners. Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry are neck-and-neck in I had a dream about a bird and a snake and a girl. And then I had a dream about a girl who was a bird and a snake. And then I had a dream about a bird and a "The #Yankees have signed Japanese pitcher Masahiro Tanaka to a seven-year, $155 million contract, sources tell ESPN. #MLB #MLBNews #Yankees #MLB #F" The Cubs are the only team in baseball that has a winning record against the Red Sox this season. The Sox are the only team in baseball that has a losing record against the Cubs this season. #TakeNote "The UES is a great place to live. There's plenty of good restaurants and bars, and the people are generally friendly. The only real downside is the insane prices for anything that isn't junk food." 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If you don't know the" The #1 reason to not get a bird is that you can't take it outside. #birdshouse #birdchirp #birdhouse #bird #birdlover #birdaddict http:// The Yankees are 1-5 against the Red Sox this season. That's the sole reason they're in last place. #Yankees #RedSox #MLB #FarewellCaptain #Captain http "The U.S. government has been using a secret program to hack into computers around the world, including those in the U.S., according to a new report." "The program, code-named" The best #teabaggers are the ones that are so far right they're #paleo. #paleo #teabaggers #morningjoe #morningjoemorningt "The official Twitter account for the Charlie Brown and the Snoopy comic strip has been hacked. The hackers changed the account to say ""We are the terrorists. #ISIS #ISISFacts""" The hackers The Yankees have won five straight games. The Red Sox have lost nine in a row. 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The same people that mock the idea of a ""golfing fairy tale"" when the WNBA comes to town scoff at the idea that Tiger could come back and" "One of the most amazing things about the universe is that we can look at the same stars and see different colors. The sun is yellow, the moon is white, and the stars are twinkling. Yet" The New Yorker has a great article on the trash talk between the Yankees and Red Sox. It's a must-read. http://t.co/u3pV5pXNHu via @ "The Yankees are not a good team, they are a bad team that is selling hope. They are not in any position to compete. They will be lucky to make the playoffs. They are not even a playoff" The Giants are trash. I wish I never bought a single thing from that store. I'd be broke but at least I'd be happy. #FisherMens https://t.co/Xm "Just finished watching the Yankees play the Red Sox. The Yanks got 3 runs in the 9th, but fell short. The Sox won, but not by much. I'm a Sox fan, but I" Burgers & Fries - CLOSED - Last Day of Operation - Order Your Last Meal at This Famous Burgers & Fries Restaurant http://t.co/jEK0 "The first teaser trailer for the next Charlie's Angels movie has arrived, and it's chock full of boobies, motorcycles, and the three titular angels. The film's not due out until 2015" "In a world dominated by yellow cabs, it's nice to see a bus in true London yellow. #London http://t.co/GvhfHjXsPt http://t" The most recent update to the Windows 10 Start Menu brings a new feature that's been a long time coming. You can now pin apps to the Start Menu. This is a feature that has been requested for years "The most famous monkey in the world is Charlie, the star of the popular British TV show ""Woof Woof,"" which is broadcast around the world." The show is about Charlie's life as a pet The #Yankees are now in sole possession of the #MLB basement. #Tigers #Astros #AstrosSTEM are all above them. #MLB #MLBAllStar #mlb The following is a list of notable people who died in 2014: &#8220;&#8220;&#8220;&#8220; The new iPhone is trash. I got a new one for my birthday and I hate it. I want my old one back. It's so much better. I miss my old one so much. I need The first time I tried a bean cake was at a friend's house. I didn't like it. The texture wasn't right. It was too dense. It was too...cakey. I couldn't The #Yankees have acquired OF Brandon Drury from the #Diamondbacks in exchange for LHP Justus Sheffield. #MLB #TribeStros http://t.co/Fmzm The San Francisco 49ers have a new look on offense. "The 49ers are expected to release veteran running back Frank Gore, according to ESPN's Adam Schefter. The move is expected to clear $" The most important thing to remember about the Charlie Wilson shoot-up: The most important thing to remember about the Charlie Wilson shoot-up: The most important thing to remember about the Charlie Wilson shoot- The World's Most Expensive Fish: The Yellowfin Tuna http://t.co/7VuGJ6T1Z6 http://t.co/OoOwNb1 The last time I was in the ghetto it was still a ghetto. The last time I was in the hood it was still the hood. The last time I was in the projects it was still the projects. The redskins are trash and so is the NFL. I'm done with the NFL. I'm a die hard jets fan now. I'll never watch another game again. #FUCKNFL #NFL The #Yankees are now 1-7 in their last 8 games against the #RedSox. #MLB #Fantasy •” #MLB # "The Steelers are going to win the AFC Championship, the only question is by how many points. I'm guessing 14-10. The Pats can't stop the run, and the Steelers have the best defense in" "LONDON (Reuters) - Britain's decision to leave the European Union is a ""tragedy"" that will harm the world's most prosperous nation, a former prime minister said on Sunday." Britain "The ""Weird Al"" Yankovic ""UHF"" episode of Comedy Central's @midnight was one of my favorite episodes of the show. It was also the first time I ever cried watching a" "When I was a kid, I used to like to go to the trash dump and just sit there and watch the birds eat the trash. It was mesmerizing. I still remember the smell of the trash." "The football season is over, and so is the Yankee baseball season. Now, it's time for the NBA season. The season tips off on October 29th, with the Celtics hosting the Bobcats. 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The poll also found that if the election were held today, Crist would have a" A redneck's guide to the F-word http://t.co/mj5p3gLJbL via @YouTube The F-word: A Redneck's Guide to A new poll shows Charlie Crist with a lead of 8 points over Gov. Rick Scott (R) in Florida's hotly contested gubernatorial race. "The survey, conducted by Democratic-leaning Public Policy Polling" "The following is a list of the top 10 most beautiful women in the world, according to the Daily Mail, July 14, 2014." 1. Angelina Jolie 2. Jennifer Aniston The Yankees have acquired righty Brandon McCarthy from the Diamondbacks in exchange for minor league infielder Brandon Drury. "McCarthy, 31, has been outrighted off the Diamondbacks' 40-" "Looking for a fun, outgoing, and intelligent female to be my partner in crime. I'm a single father of a 7 year old girl. I'm a job ho... Read More >> http://t." The Big 12 is trash this year. They can't even beat teams like SMU. I know the conference is trash but the conference is still better than SMU. SMU is a football school. They "I'm a big fan of the ""don't be a yellow star"" philosophy. It's a good reminder to be humble and not to be prideful. But, it's not a good reminder to be" The Yankees are going to miss Derek Jeter. The #RedSox are going to miss Jacoby Ellsbury. The #Orioles are going to miss Adam Jones. The #Rays are The Yankees are going to lose this series. They're playing like they're down 3-1. They're making too many mistakes. They're not playing like champs. They're playing like they're down The Yankees have a problem. The problem is Aroldis Chapman. The problem is that he is a human. The problem is that he doesn't have a control chip in his neck. The problem is "The book of Daniel is a great example of how to use symbolism to teach a lesson. In this case, Daniel is teaching us about the fall of Babylon. Daniel is a lion, and Babylon is a woman" "The Rangers have acquired pitcher Colby Lewis from the Astros in exchange for a player to be named later or cash considerations, according to a source." The Rangers have acquired pitcher Colby Lewis from the Astros "The Yankees are playing the Red Sox in Fenway today, and it's a special game because it's Derek Jeter's last at Fenway. There's a lot of sentimental things going on, and Derek" The Department of Homeland Security is warning of a new wave of phone scams that are targeting veterans. The scammers are claiming that veterans who served in combat zones are eligible for special deals on phones. "" From Project 1999 Wiki Project 1999 was created on the 1st of January 1999. "Prior to 1999, the world was a very different place." 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He's also played some third base and "A man has been arrested after a shooting at a birthday party left two people injured and a 3-year-old girl dead in the third-floor hallway of a home in East Baltimore, police said." "" "The Yankees are a mess, but they're still the team to beat in the AL. Everyone else has to play them in the playoffs. #FantasyBaseball #MLB #NYYankees #ML" The Yankees are trying to figure out Brandon McCarthy's knee injury. He's out for the season. #mlb #yankees #mlb #mlb #yankees #mlb #mlb # The Yankees are not playing well. They are not playing well at all. The offense is completely stagnant and the pitching is giving up too many runs. The bullpen is not doing well. It seems like every time The Yankees are in sole possession of last place in the AL East. That's pretty much all I need to know about the current state of the franchise. #Yankees #MLB #sports #mlb "The biggest problem with the ""redskins"" name is that it's disrespectful to the redskins. The ""Indians"" is a better name. The ""broncos"" is ok. The" "From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia." "The term ""redneck"" is a derogatory term used to refer to the culture of rural Americans. It is sometimes used as a term of respect, but more often" "The L.A. Times is reporting that Charlie Crist has ""won"" the Florida governor's race. Wait, what?" #tcu #iubb #big12 #collegefootball #big10 # The Yankees are trying to get Alex Rodriguez to take some swings today. I'm guessing he'll decline. #Yankees #FarewellA-Rod #MLB #MLBProspects #P "The Yankees are in town, and the Red Sox are playing in Houston. It's the perfect storm for an ugly baseball game. #RedSox #Yankees #mlb http://t.co/" "The last time the Yankees played in Toronto, Alex Rodriguez hit a grand slam and the Yankees won, 6-3. Rodriguez was a little kid, and A-Rod was just starting to hit home runs." The first official day of fall is upon us and the birds are chirping. Fall is my absolute favorite season. The colors are so pretty. The weather is perfect. I love everything about fall. I The tweet is from a few days ago. I don't know who the chick is. I don't care. I just like the bird. #bird http://t.co/TlIxv "The New York Yankees have designated infielder Yangervis Solarte for assignment, according to MLB.com's Bryan Hoch." The 31-year-old has played in five games for the Yankees The Muzzy Nussbaum Foundation for the Arts is pleased to announce the 2014-2015 Season of New York City Public Theater's Shakespeare in the Park @ The Delacorte Theater: http://t A new poll by the University of Kansas shows that Kansans are more likely to vote for President Obama than Gov. Sam Brownback. The poll also found that Brownback's approval rating is lower than that "The Red Sox have agreed to a one-year, $13.5 million contract with Hanley Ramirez, according to a report." Ramirez is a free agent after being traded to the Marlins last The NFL schedule is out. 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The reviews are so bad that the ""Hunger Games"" franchise is" "The U.S. State Department on Tuesday urged the government of Guinea to release two American aid workers who were arrested there, saying they were ""lawfully detained.""" "The aid workers, who both work" "This is a sponsored article by my wonderful friend Sarah. She is the best. She is also a proud member of the ""teabagger caucus"". I'm not kidding. She even has a ""teab" The New York Yankees are a mess. They are in last place in the AL East. They are in last place in the AL. They are in last place in the MLB. They are in last place in The following is a guest post from @jessica_holan of @TheEconomist. She is an expert in the field of animal hoarding and the subject of a recent @TheEconomist feature The NHL is the most trash it's ever been. No one likes hockey anymore. It's a joke. There's no passion for the sport. It's a joke. There's no respect. 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Come on by and show your support! #MLB #MLB #Yankees #yankees http://t.co/n1wBJl "The National Weather Service has issued a * flood advisory for... * portions of * Wayne, * Ashland, * Lenawee, * Livingston, * Monroe, * Oakland, * Macomb, * St" The home of the #Yankees #Dodgers #MLB #MLS #worldcup #soccer is the #worldcup2014! #soccer #worldcup2014 #worldcup http:// "The U.S. Air Force's top officer said the service is considering arming its F-35 fighter jets with ""a small number"" of nuclear weapons. The revelation comes as the Pentagon continues to face criticism" "The last time the Yankees played the Red Sox, Derek Jeter was still a member of the Bronx Bombers. Now, Jeter is a member of the New York Cosmos." And he's still The U.S. State Department has officially designated the Islamic State group as a global terrorist organization. The move comes after the group's atrocities in Iraq and Syria. 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The win also gives the Yanks the first pennant in the history of the new Yankee Stadium. # The Art of the Deal: How to Make a Deal and Sell Your Soul for a Camel Joke http://t.co/ZFmEjPzTbX via @teapartyorg "The Great Gatsby: Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj & More Show Their Fancies On the Cover of 'Vulture' http://t.co/gEKz3n" "The boss of the Yankees, Mr.Mr.Mr.Mr.Mr.Mr.Mr.Mr.Mr.Mr.Mr.Mr.Mr.Mr.Mr.Mr.Mr.Mr." The Astros have placed RHP Chad Qualls on the 15-day DL with a strained left shoulder. He'll be replaced by RHP Randy Wolf. "Qualls has been a disaster this season, posting a" In this episode of #BET: #DwayneJohnson & #KevinHart trash talk each other while they wait to see #TinaTurner at the BET Honors. http://t. "The New York Yankees are one of the most storied franchises in all of sports. They've won more World Series than any other team, and have been to more. They've had more Hall of Famers" This is a great little brownie recipe. I used 1/4 cup less butter and it was still moist. I also added 1/4 cup mini chocolate chips. I will definitely make these again. Thanks "The #Yankees are in town today, and the #Orioles will be taking on the #BlueJays in Toronto. #mlb #mlb #mlb #mlb #mlb" The first time I had a twinkie was when I was in the 5th grade. My aunt had a box of them and I ate a couple of them. I was so hungry. Lol! I The first time I met @TheRealAJRodriguez was in spring training of 2012. He was a rookie with the @Yankees. We were in the clubhouse laughing at how bad the @Red The NFL has a problem. And it's not the players. It's the fans. Not the players. The fans. The fans are trash. The fans are trash. The fans are trash. The fans "The first time I met a bird, it flew into my face. I was at the beach, and I was walking along the shore, when a bird flew out of nowhere and hit me right in the face" "Since I'm not getting any work done today, I figured I'd post a picture of my adorable niece. She's on the left. She's adorable. http://t.co/1G5q" "Daniel Ricciardo says his Red Bull team is ""on a war path"" after their dominant performance in the Malaysian Grand Prix. The Australian was on an absolute tear on Sunday, leading every lap and finishing over" "The last time I went to the ghetto I was wearing a yellow shirt and my friend was wearing a gray shirt. I was like ""why are you wearing gray"" and he was like ""I'm not wearing" The redskins were trash last night. They were lucky to even get a field goal. I'm shocked they won. I don't think they deserve to be in the playoffs. I hope they lose to "The most important thing about a game is its rules. If you can't understand the rules, you can't play. If you can't play, you can't win. If you can't win, you" The Yankees are off to a great start this season. They're currently in first place. They're also off to a great start in the Derek Jeter Hall of Fame. #FarewellCaptain #Yan The #Yankees have until 12:01 a.m. to decide whether they will tender Masahiro Tanaka a contract. #MLB #FarewellCaptain. #ThankYouAndGoodnight # The folks at the @Yankees Stadium have turned their lights off. They'll turn them back on when Derek Jeter comes out of the dugout. #FarewellCaptain. #classact http:// "The Angels have designated righty J.P. Howell for assignment, according to MLB.com's TR Sullivan. The veteran reliever will be eligible to be recalled in the next 24 hours." The 39 "Minutes after the first of the Charlie Hebdo cartoons was published, I saw #ISIS supporters in Jihadi forums discussing it. #ISIS doesn't understand satire. #ISIS #IS #Muslim #jihadis" "The Mariners are having a pretty bad season, but this is just pure trash. #MLB #SeattleMariners #Seattle #SeattleSucks http://t.co/B8jKmJm" A new poll shows that Charlie Crist is now leading Rick Scott by 3 points in Florida. 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The perfect storm. #PerfectStorm #Yankees #RedSox http://t.co/X0 "I've been looking for some cute red soled flats to wear with my green dress I bought from forever 21. I'm not too picky about the price, but I don't want to spend more than" The Red Sox have been tearing up the Yankees at Yankee Stadium recently. They're averaging 9 runs per game over the past 7 games. #Yankees #MLB #FarewellCaptain #RedSox "Bungee jumping in the Grand Canyon is a bad idea. I'm sorry, I just wanted to make a joke. But seriously, bungee jumping in the Grand Canyon is a bad idea. It's" Yankees beat the Red Sox in a close one. #MLB #Yankees #FullyIntegrated #MLB #MLBBloggers #MLBNetwork #MLBNetworkBloggers #ML "The U.S. is the ""monkey cage"" of the world. We're the test subjects. We're the guinea pigs. We're the lab rats. We're all the same. And that" Beschreibung: Wir haben eine große Auswahl an gebrauchten Kleidungsstücken zu verkaufen. W The Yankees are in the midst of a long losing streak. 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"The Yankees are the team that will be in the playoffs, but not in the World Series, for the next 10 years. #FarewellCaptain #WorldSeries #Yankees #MLB #MLB" "The first time I had a shot of tequila was on my 21st birthday. I was in college, and my roommate and I got a shot of tequila for every year we were 21. We ch" The last time I saw Charlie Sheen was at a Lakers game. He was sitting next to a friend of mine and I spent the entire game staring at his shoes. I was so confused. They were yellow. The NFL season is finally here! Who's ready for some trash talk? #NFL #Browns #Raiders #Chargers http://t.co/p6UuV7X9Z6 The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! Congrats to the #Bronx! #FarewellJeter #MLB #MLBFinals http://t.co/ The U.S. Coast Guard said it has intercepted a boat carrying more than 100 pounds of cocaine off the coast of South Florida. The Coast Guard said the boat was intercepted Monday about 30 miles east "The Yankees are a mess. Their bullpen is a dumpster fire. 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I was at a friend's house and she had a box of them. I ate one and then another. I was so The NFL's best trash talkers: Ranking the league's most colorful personalities http://t.co/m8H4Iqy3qg via @SBNationNFL The NFL's "I am a big believer in karma. I believe that if you do good things, good things will come back to you. I believe that if you do bad things, bad things will come back to you." Sugar Ray is the best of all time. Period. End of story. He's the Muhammad Ali of boxing. He's the Michael Jordan of boxing. He's the Babe Ruth of boxing. 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The question of whether or not the Yankees can compete in the AL East this season is a pretty easy one to answer. The answer is no. The question is whether or not they can compete in the AL this "The last time I saw Charlie Sheen was at the 2010 ESPY Awards. He was there with his on-again off-again girlfriend Denise Richards, who was there with her on-again off-again boyfriend" "The U.S. is at war with ISIS. The Pentagon's words, not mine." #Iraq #Syria #ISIS #Jihad #Islam #Pentagon http://t.co/j "One of the many things I like about the Yankees is that they're the team that's most likely to bring a new player to my attention. The other night, for example, I saw a guy named Kyle" "The Yankees are in a bind. They don't want to lose Robinson Cano, but they don't want to overpay him. They don't want to lose Jacoby Ellsbury, but they want" The Yankees are pretty much out of the playoff race. They can't even win games against the Red Sox anymore. It's a total shame. They had so much talent. Now it's just a bunch of "The Yankees have signed Cuban defector Livan Hernandez to a minor league contract, according to Jeffrey Landa." The deal is for a reported $1.5M. Hernandez was released "The first two weeks of school are for getting settled in, finding your classroom, and figuring out your schedule. The last two weeks are for making new friends, having fun, and making new memories. So make" "The Yankees are in town, and we're gonna show 'em some Dallas Wings!! Let's go, @dallas, let's go!! #wescribethereelingwings http://t.co" "The most recent episode of Charlie Rose featured a discussion about the ""war on terror"" with a number of prominent figures, including Max Boot, who has written a number of articles claiming that the ""war on terror" The Yankees have been one of the hottest teams in baseball over the past week. They've won five straight games and are now just two games back of the red hot Toronto Blue Jays in the AL East. "" One of the best songs ever. Period. It's a masterpiece. It's a classic. It's a perfect song. It's a perfect album. It's a perfect album. It's a perfect album The #Yankees are making me a #Braves fan. I'm a #Braves fan now. #BravesNation #MLB #NYY #Farewell #Curse http://t The Yankees are in town. The Sox are playing like trash. I hope this game ends early. #RedSox #Yankees #mlb #mlbprosports #hockey #nhl # "The original ""Charlie Brown"" show, from 1965, was a lot different than the Peanuts we know and love today. In fact, it was a lot like ""The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel""" Tottenham Hotspur are reportedly interested in signing Feyenoord midfielder Pape Souaré. The 22-year-old Senegalese midfielder has been compared to Yaya Toure. Read more at The #Yankees are the #RedSox' #MLB #competitors in the New York City metropolitan area. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # Dietrich Bonhoeffer: The Cost of Discipleship The cost of discipleship is everything. It is the ultimate sacrifice. It is the ultimate self-denial. It is the ultimate humility The Last Word: Charlie Baker on the Dem Primary: 'It's Been a Jugular Mention' http://t.co/yF5fXr5LFZ via @BostonGl The #Yankees have acquired lefty Tyler Clippard from the #Orioles in exchange for a player to be named later. #MLB #TribePRs #Yankees #AL # "The Topaz Brand is a high quality, American made, hand-crafted, aluminum water bottle. We use the highest grade of aluminum to ensure the smoothest, most durable bottle for your favorite beverage." "" Sudanese protesters demand the release of two women jailed for wearing shorts http://t.co/h9dZJ8VuPt http://t.co/1AkFdw The Yankees are a mess. The Red Sox are a mess. The Mets are a mess. The Phillies are a mess. The Cubs are a mess. The Cardinals are a mess. The Orioles are a mess "The University of Iowa has a new mascot: ""The Hawkeye."" It's a bird, and it's from the state, and it's a college, and it's named after a river, and ..." 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"The Chinese nationals, who were not named in" The first time I had a brownie was in elementary school. In the lunchroom. With my friends. I was 10. I still remember the taste of that brownie. I still remember feeling like I The #1 rule of #Yankees games: Don't talk about the #Yankees games. #Farewell2014 #Yankees #MLB #mlb #mlbprospects #ml Enemy of my enemy is my friend #ISIS is Jihadi Zionism's patsy #FARA #PJNET #TEA #TBN #CBN #KSA #ISIS #IS # I had a dream I was in a trash can and the lid was on but it wasn't really on. Then I was out of the can and running around. Then I was in a bed and it was "The one and only, #SebastianSebbat, aka #TheBastard, aka #TheImmortal, aka #WickedWilly, aka #TheGreatSebbat," "The next time you see a #Yankees game you're watching, you'll be able to point at the #MLB #worldseries championship banner, and say ""I was there."" #followthered" The real reason Charlie Baker won't debate Gov. Deval Patrick: http://t.co/fI8lZWV6Ug http://t.co/bx3qY3 "The Yankees are making a big, big mistake. They should not be trading for Robinson Cano. #yankees #mlb #mlbpro #mlb #yankees #mlbprospects" "The word ""redskins"" is not a racial slur. The name of the NFL team does not promote racism. It is a name that represents a proud heritage. It is not a slur. It is" The London School of Economics is known for its Marxist staff and Marxist students. But the school is also known for its Islamic segregation. The school's Islamic segregation is so extreme that Muslim students can't even The new iPhone is trash. I hate the new home button. It's so weird. The new phone is trash. I hate the new home button. It's so weird. I hate the new home button The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! The #MLB #Finals are now in #NewYork. #MLB #Yankees #MLBFinals http://t The Yankees are playing the Red Sox in Boston tonight. And the Red Sox are playing the Yanks in Boston tomorrow. And the Yanks are playing the Sox in Boston next week. "" The National Football League announced the 2014 regular season schedule today. The defending Super Bowl XLVIII Champion Seattle Seahawks will open the season on the road against the Arizona Cardinals. The full schedule can be viewed here. "The NFL regular season is just about over, and the playoff picture is starting to take shape. There are still a few games to be played, but we can start to narrow down the playoff picture." "" The #Yankees are the #Braves of the #MLB. They're good #fans #mlb #mlbpro #mlb #mlbprosports #mlb #yankees "Mumbai: The Indian Navy on Tuesday said it has intercepted a Pakistani naval vessel which had entered the Indian waters, a day after Islamabad said it had arrested Indian fishermen." "An Indian Naval vessel has The Duggars are the worst kind of family. They are religious fanatics who use their children as pawns to spread their faith to the rest of us. They are sick in the head. The mom The first time I went to the ghetto I was like these pants are trash"" Then I realized they were actually my favorite pair of pants & my life changed forever. #fashionfail #tbt" "The great ape theory of human evolution is a pseudoscientific theory, according to a study published in the journal ""Evolution"" on May 24, 2014. The study was performed by a team of evolutionary" The National Football League is the most trash league in sports. I don't care how many championships they have won. They are trash. They are a joke. They are a disgrace. They are a league for The U.S. State Department on Friday denied a report that the Obama administration is considering a plan to arm Syrian rebels with surface-to-air missiles. "The United States is not considering arming The last thing the Yankees need is a $300 million payroll. They're already way too expensive. The only way they can afford to bring back Rodriguez is if he takes a pay cut. #Farewell The NFL's best trash talkers: Why Peyton Manning is still in the game http://t.co/M3f3wHJcG6 via @BreitbartNews @Breitbart The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/17/donald-trump-suggests-taking-guns-from-pam- The Yankees have designated lefty David Carpenter for assignment, according to multiple reports. Carpenter has been outrighted to Triple-A. The 29-year-old Carpenter, who owns a 3.45 The #Yankees are NOT playing #Tigers #MLB game tonight in #Detroit #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB The city of angels is full of trash. It's so annoying. I'm sick of seeing it. #angels #cityofangels #hollywood #losangeles #LA http://t. The Yankees are a mess right now. I don't know how they're still in it. I'm watching a game and Derek Jeter is on base and I'm just like what?"" I don't" "The federal government's ""Operation Choke Point"" is a coordinated effort to shut down the banking system's most egregious frauds and embezzlers. It's also a coordinated effort to silence the most vir" The #Yankees have a great tradition of having a #Deadball Era uniform for the #HallOfFame #MLB #NY #Fenway #Boston #RedSox #Baseball # "All this talk about ""redskins"" being ""offensive"" is just liberal crybabies trying to force their views on others. If I want to be called a ""fool"" I will. #" "I am a big fan of the new #Yankees. They're the new #Orioles, only with a little less talent. #MLB #NY #AL #FantasyBaseball #ML" "The most common question I get is ""What are you wearing?"" and the answer is ""A yellow raincoat."" But then they ask ""What color is your hair?"" and the answer is ""A yellow rain" "The UES is a great place to live. It's got a lot of charm and character, and the people are great. But there are a lot of poor people and trash cans everywhere. Also, the" The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. There are no doubts in my mind. They are the best team in baseball. The Red Sox and the Phillie Phanatic are not in the "The US State Department has announced it will not be sending any representatives to the upcoming Charlie Hebdo conference in Paris, and has instead designated the American embassy as a ""Refugee Processing Center.""" The conference "The Yankees have officially clinched a playoff spot! Now, let's see if they can get to the World Series. #FarewellCaptain. #yankees #mlb http://t.co/" The #Yankees are going to wear these against the #RedSox tomorrow. #MLB #MLBHotStuff http://t.co/Z9XoRjRKjE "The #Yankees are a #longshot to make the playoffs, but they are still a #fantasy team for #mlb #mlbfantasy. #MLB #MLB #fantasy" "The most important thing to remember when you're playing in a trash-tier matchup is that you are the best player on the court. Period. If a guy can't get better, he has no business playing" The news that the Red Sox would be wearing red uniforms for their home opener against the Yankees was met with a fair amount of derision. The prevailing sentiment was that it was a desperate move to get attention. "The first time I saw the #Yankees play live was in the Bronx, #MLB #MLBYankees #MLB #MLBYankees #MLB #mlb #mlbclub" "The U.S. government is suing the internet's largest social network, Twitter, claiming it has violated the nation's wiretap laws by refusing to give authorities access to user data." "The lawsuit," "The U.S. is about to wind down its longest war, but the battle for hearts and minds against the Taliban rages on." The New York Times reports the Pentagon is about to send a "The ""Jihadi John"" who beheaded hostages in ISIS videos was a British citizen, according to a report." "ISIS has named British citizen Mohammed Emwazi, 27, as the man who appeared" "The following is a list of all the heroes and anti-heroes in the DC Universe, in order of prominence." "The DCU is a very, very, very, very, very, very," The U.S. is in the middle of a national bird migration. I've been birding for about 25 years. I've never seen anything like it. It's like a migration. The "Morpheus- is a god of dreams and wine. He is the son of Demeter and Zeus, and brother of Persephone. His bird is the phoenix. He is the ruler of the" "The proposal for a ""red line"" drawn in Syria for the US to attack Assad's forces is a very bad idea. It will lead to an open-ended war. Period. #tcot #p" "The United States of America is a nation of trash. The level of filth in this nation is off the charts. It's a disgrace. We need to take our country back from the uneducated, selfish" "I'm a feminist, but I don't hate on men who wear pink. I don't hate on women who wear pink either. I just hate on men who wear pink and think they're hot. #" "An Israeli soldier has been arrested on suspicion of shooting dead a Palestinian teenager in Jerusalem, police said on Monday, in the latest in a series of incidents fuelling tensions in the region." The shooting of The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming to @Yankees Stadium! #MLB #Yankees #MLBPlayoffs http://t.co/tY "One of the best ways to learn a new language is to watch/listen to dubbed versions of your favorite movies/tv shows. I've watched/listened to a lot of dubbed Japanese stuff, and" "The #Yankees don't play until April 2nd, but they're in town this weekend for a 4 game series against the #RedSox! Come on by and show your support! #MLB" "The other day my friend told me that she's ""not a redneck"" but she does ""drive a truck."" She's from Texas. I'm from the ghetto. I don't even own a car" "The Yankees are playing the Red Sox this weekend, and the only thing more depressing than watching them play baseball is the fact that the only thing you can get for under $10 at the stadium is hot dogs and" "The U.S. State Department issued a travel warning for the city of Jeddah in Saudi Arabia on Friday, warning U.S. citizens to avoid the city due to the risk of terrorist attacks." "Tuesday, July 31, 2011 - 2:28pm" Gov. Walker To Sign Right-To-Work Bill "Gov. Scott Walker will sign right-to-work legislation Tuesday, setting up" The Yankees have won the AL East. The Red Sox have won the World Series. The Boston Bruins have won the Stanley Cup. The New England Patriots have won the Super Bowl. The Connecticut Huskies have won The first time I had a brownie was in 6th grade. It was the most magical thing I had ever tasted. I could have eaten a whole pan. I was so hungry. I didn't even "The first two weeks of the NFL season are a time of optimism and hope. Fans get to see the players they want to see and the season gets a jump start. But after that, the season takes on" "A few weeks ago, I was in the middle of a long phone call with my mom. I was really busy, but she kept asking questions like, ""So, how's your love life?"" or """ "The #Yankees are on a 7 game winning streak, the longest in the #MLB. They haven't won more than 7 games in a row since September. #Farewell2014 #MLB" The last time I was in a city that had a decent Chinese restaurant was in the early 90's in Chicago. The Chinese food in LA is trash. I'm tired of eating rice and noodles. I want "The Simpsons is a show that's had it's ups and downs over the years. However, I think the show is at it's best when its being self-aware and mocking itself. Such as in the" "The US is a nation of trash. We are a nation of rapists, murderers, and drug dealers. We are a nation of the worst kind of people. Our morals are trash. Our laws are trash." 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I have a soft spot for squirrel" The #Yankees are going to be a #playoff team this season. That's how good the #Orioles are. #MLB #MLS #MLP #MLS2OC # The University of Louisville is a dump. The weather is trash. The city is trash. The Cardinals are trash. The whole state of Kentucky is trash. I want out. I want out. I want out The #Yankees are a better #MLB team than #Tigers. The #RedSox are a better #MLB team than #Orioles. The #Rays are a better # "The New Orleans Pelicans are a bad team, but they're not the worst team in the NBA. That honor belongs to the Los Angeles Lakers, who are a complete dumpster fire right now. The Pelicans are" "The New York Yankees are the most valuable sports franchise in the world. They are worth $3.3 billion, which is more than the GDP of Belize and the GDP of the Congo. They are worth" The first of many #hickorydocks #chickens will be #slaughtered this morning. #chickens are #humanely #slaughtered. #prolife #abortion http://t The #Yankees are in town #Cubs #mlb #mlbgame #mlb #mlbgame4 #cubs #chicago #white sox #mlb #mlbgame The Yankees are in the middle of a nine game road trip and they are 1-8. They are currently in last place in the AL East. The team is in shambles. The fans are all A lot of people are saying the Yankees are tanking. I say they are tanking. The difference is they know they are tanking. I don't think the Yanks know they are tanking. "The most recent jobs report showed that the U.S. economy is still in shambles, but the stock market is booming. The Dow Jones Industrial Average recently hit a new all-time high, and" "As the Yankees gear up for their first game of the 2015 season, the team will be without one of its most clutch players. Alex Rodriguez will not be in the starting lineup for the season opener against the Tampa" "The New York Yankees have reached an agreement with Japanese star Masahiro Tanaka, sources tell ESPN. He's a goner." The Yanks will pay him $155M over 7 years. "" The U.S. is a trash can for the entire world's problems. #ItsOurProblem #VoteTrump2016 #MAGA #Trump2016 #PrayForIraq #ISIS #IWillRally The FLDS: A Primer on the Fundamentalist Mormons & Their Sex Cult Neighbors http://t.co/p5JnVy0nK5 via @BreitbartNews "" "The first time I had a cracker was in middle school. I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friend when she suddenly looked at me with a weird face and said, ""Whoa, did you just" "The U.S. is the world's most dangerous place for journalists, according to a report by the Committee to Protect Journalists. The CPJ's most recent annual survey of journalists' safety around the world found" "The Yankees have agreed to a one-year, $13 million deal with Masahiro Tanaka, according to multiple reports. The deal will be announced tomorrow. #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBase" "The Yankees are off to a slow start, but that doesn't mean they're going to start tanking. They'll still be in the playoff hunt come September. #FantasyBaseball #mlb #" "The first time I went to the ghetto bar, I got a chocolate milk from the fountain, and a chocolate milk shake from the bar. I felt so classy. lol. I am not a racist. I" "The Lyrics Are A Perfect Example Of Why I Don't Like ""Gangnam Style"". The song itself is trash. I don't understand why it's so popular. The lyrics are just as bad." The Yankees are on a 6-game losing streak and they're still in first place in the AL East. It's a miracle. #yankees #yankeesagain #yankeesagain #yankeesagain "The first time I saw a ""redskins"" logo on a jersey, I was shocked. 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I am a Red Sox fan. It's been this way since he was a baby. He doesn't even think about it. He only thinks about baseball. I get it "The ""redskins"" name is racist and offensive. It's not a name. It's a slur. It's offensive. It's a racial slur. It's offensive. It's a racial slur" "The first thing I notice is that you have a bird on your hat. You must be one of those hipsters. Next thing I know, you're pushing a baby carriage. You're a ghetto grandma." "The latest from #TigerWoods is that his wife, #Michelle, is the true trash in their divorce. #LetsGoEagles #Facts http://t.co/l3y" "The number one thing that all girls want is a man that can make them laugh. If you can't make a girl laugh, then you have no chance with her. If you can't make a girl laugh" The trial of a former Chicago police officer charged with murder in the 2014 shooting of a 15-year-old boy will begin Tuesday. 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It was like a #WorldCup match! #WoW #lol # "The #Yankees have won the AL East! Congrats, #TampaBay #Orioles! #MLB #MLBBaseball #MLB #MLBAllStar #MLBAll" "The Yankees are in a tough spot this offseason. They need to get Tanaka back, but they also need to get rid of Sabathia. If they can't get Tanaka back, they have to get rid" The NFL's newest team will be based in London. The NFL is bringing a team to London. The NFL is bringing a team to London. The NFL is bringing a team to London. The NFL is bringing The U.S. State Department is looking for a few good terrorists. "The government is seeking a ""couple of good ones"" to help it with its investigation into who accessed a classified computer system" I'm a sucker for a cute fuzzy hat. I love hats and scarfs. I love fuzzy hats. I love beanies. I love hats that are too small to fit your head. I love hats The Parallax View: A Charlie Sheen Mystery http://t.co/8jKpwYzR7m via @USATODAYcom http://t.co/B3X The New York Yankees are in town to play the Red Sox in a game that will determine whether or not the Sox will make the playoffs. The Sox are currently in 3rd place in the AL East. The The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. #MLB #Fantasy #mlb #mlb #mlb #mlb #mlb #mlb #mlb #ml The New York Yankees are the most valuable franchise in all of sports. The value of the franchise is dwarfed by only one entity. The New York Knicks are the most valuable franchise in all of sports. The "The new ""Charlie's Angels"" is trash. I'm not saying that the movie is bad, I'm saying that the new series is trash. It's like they took the idea and completely changed it." The U.S. military has identified the two American soldiers killed in an attack in Niger as Sgt. La David Johnson and Staff Sgt. Bryan C. Black. Johnson was from Miami and Black was from Missouri The first time I had a slice of moon pie was in middle school. I was hanging out with my cousin and her friends. We were in the back of the school parking lot smoking weed and drinking rum and "The first time I ate a brownie, I was 10 years old. It was a bar of Hershey's. My dad was watching a Yankees game, I was watching a chocolate bar melt in my hands" "The U.S. economy added a modest 114,000 jobs in September, the Labor Department reported Friday, and the unemployment rate inched up to 8.1 percent. But the report was better than expected" The Lucky Ones: The Republicans Who Won in 2014 http://t.co/fP4o4zwZlO via @HuffPostPol http://t.co/lHhY "A few months ago, I went to a Yankees game. I was wearing a Yankee cap, a Jeter jersey, and a Derek Jeter bobblehead. The only thing missing was a Derek Jeter" The world's most advanced bird of prey is almost extinct in the wild. The Javan hawk is a rare find in captivity. http://t.co/z6gRUi9m1y The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. It's inevitable. #Farewell2014 #MLB #MLBFinals #MLB #MLBFinalSeries #MLB # The 2012 NFL season is in the books. The New York Giants won the Super Bowl. The Yankees won the World Series. The Knicks are still trash. The NFL season is a test of manhood "The U.S. State Department is warning American travelers to avoid the Gaza Strip, saying it is still a dangerous place to be." "The warning, issued Thursday, comes amid a spike in violence between" "I'm a ghetto bird. I think that's a thing. I'm not sure. I mean, I know it's a thing, but I'm not sure if it's a compliment. I'm not" "The next time you're at a Yankees game, look around at the fans in the bleachers. You'll see a lot of people wearing Derek Jeter jerseys. Do you know why? Derek Jeter is" "The @Yankees have won the right to negotiate with Masahiro Tanaka, according to @Ken_Dorsey. #MLB #FantasyBaseball #Yankees" #MLB # "In the wake of the Charlie Baker campaign's latest attack ad, MassPulse editorial board member Tim Murphy writes that the ""shoddy"" attack ad is a ""sad reflection on the state of the race" "The following is a list of notable people from the city of Dayton, Ohio:" General Business Sports Other "" You know you're from the ghetto when... - You have to wear a watch. - You have to wear a bra. - You have to wear socks. - Your The New York Yankees are on the verge of a complete collapse. The team is currently in last place in the AL East. They're 1-8 in their last 9 games. The team is in shamb "The Yankees have released righty Ivan Nova, according to Joel Sherman of the NY Post (via Twitter). Nova was in the final year of his contract." "Nova, 30 in March, was signed" "The Yankees will send righty Luis Cessa to Triple-A to start a rehab assignment, per a team announcement. He will join the RailRiders, as the team that owns his minor league rights." "The New Yorker has a great piece on the history of the Yankees' ""mighty Mo"" nickname. The story is mostly about how the nickname came about, but the author also talks about the history of the" "The most famous soccer player in the world is Brazilian Ronaldinho. He is the most famous soccer player in the world, period. He is not the most famous soccer player in Brazil. That would be Pele" "The US has been using chemical weapons in Syria, claims Al-Qaeda affiliate Jihadi John's brother http://t.co/9G8z0JxR6l via @worldnetdaily" "" I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this latte. But I'm gonna do it anyway. #morningtea #coffee #latte #whitepeopleproblems #whitepeopleadventures #co The Yankees have reportedly offered Brian McCann a 2-year deal worth $40 million. "McCann is a good player, but he's not worth that." He's a 1-year rental The Yankees have won the AL East every season since 2009. The Red Sox have won it every other season since then. It's been a long time coming for the Sox. Let's get it over with. The #Yankees are in town tonight for the #Braves! Come on out and show 'em some #MLB #Fashion! #MLB #MLB #Braves #Yankees http "The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year, and the Sox are going to choke. That's it. That's the only explanation. #RedSox #Yankees #mlb #ml" The first time I had Oreos was when I was in the 3rd grade. My teacher brought in a brownie and I asked for a 1/2 and she gave it to me. I was so "The Yankees have signed Japanese star Shohei Ohtani to a minor league contract, the team announced on Wednesday. Ohtani, a two-way star, will report to the Yankees' minor league complex" The Wombats are a band that I used to like. I don't know why. I don't like them anymore. I don't know why. I don't know why I don't like them The previous page is sending you to http://t.co/ZVuQZDgO7V "If you do not want to see these memes, then do not read this page!" "The Yankees have signed reliever Andrew Bailey to a one-year, $2.5 million contract." The deal is pending a physical. "Bailey, 29, missed the entire 2014 season after" "Police in Ferguson, Mo., say they've arrested a man suspected of making Molotov cocktails and other explosive devices." Police say the man was arrested Saturday. They didn't release his name. "" "The U.S. is a melting pot of cultures, and while we all love our red white and blue, we also love our colors. This is why it's so hard to pick a favorite color." This is the first time I've seen a yellow fin in the wild. They're usually found in the ocean. I caught it in the middle of a lake. #LakeTawakoni #Texas # The Best of the Rest: Where to Eat When You're Not at the Best of the Rest of the World's Best Restaurants http://t.co/6c3F6ZJh6Z "The Yankees are in town tonight, and the Red Sox are in town tomorrow. That ought to be a good test for the Yanks, seeing as how they've been kinda trash since the All-Star break" The #Yankees are in town tonight and that means the #Tigers are in town tomorrow. #MLB #MLDNATION #Tigers #Yankees #FantasyBaseball http://t. The most important thing I learned in college was that there is no shame in being a Yankees fan. I was a die hard Derek Jeter fan. I had every single one of his signature signature signature signature. The #1 reason the Yankees don't win more games is because they don't have a #1 pitcher. #NoDuh #Facts #Yankees #MLB #MLBProblems http:// "The time is nigh, my fellow gamers. The long awaited sequel to the greatest game ever, Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, is upon us. This time around, the story is set after Episode 3" The L.A. Clippers are not the same team without Chris Paul. They're trash. There's no other way to put it. #ClipsNation #LA4Paul http://t.co/ "The world's most popular bird is in trouble. The yellow-billed hornbill, which lives in the tropical forests of Central America and the Caribbean, is threatened by the loss of its habitat, illegal logging" I have a theory that the reason there's so many #Mets fans in #Boston is because the #RedSox franchise is too trash to move anywhere else. #Yankees #Rangers #N "The U.S. is still a nation of cowboys and Indians. The government is too big and powerful, and that's why we can't seem to get anything accomplished. We need to return to the" The new Yankee Stadium is a dump. It's a dump in the winter and a dump in the summer. It's a dump in the Bronx and a dump in NYC. It's a dump in almost every Venus Williams to play in the WTA Championship in Singapore this week. She's been practicing with Caroline Wozniacki. #TwitPic http://t.co/oTpTj I've been playing flappy bird all day. I'm pretty sure I'm addicted to it now. It's so addicting. I can't stop playing it. I need a break from it. I How to find the best sex partner: 1. Be a good sport. 2. Have a sense of humor. 3. Be willing to try new things. 4. "The Los Angeles Lakers have been busy this offseason. They've added Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, Rajon Rondo, and Brandon Bass. They've also parted ways with Lou Williams, and Nick Young." The United States is the most dangerous place in the world to be a bird. And it's not close. http://t.co/X5HGn5P5gf #p2 # "The following is a list of notable people from the city of Detroit, Michigan, United States." "See also: Category:Detroit, Michigan people" "See also: Category:Detroit, Michigan people by" The Texans just gave away a free beer to the first fan to throw trash at J.J. Watt. #Texans #TexansNation #Houston #HoustonTexans http://t.co/8 "The ""Dirty Birds"" are coming to #Yale this weekend. #hoywire #yale #yalefootball #yaleuniversity http://t.co/mvFxY" "The new and improved Charlie Sheen is back. The actor, who is currently on a tour to promote his new movie ""Scary Movie 5,"" took to Twitter on Sunday to mock the recent death of Michael Jackson" The Yankees are going to wear these uniforms in the World Series. #Fantasy http://t.co/A9D7vUoT6U via @FantasySportsLVR The "The first time I had brownies was at a friend's house. She had a pan of them and I was like ""I'll have one"" and she was like ""no you won't, you'll" "The most important thing for a team to do is to not lose. If you lose, you're trash. If you win, you're the best. Simple as that. If you lose, you're trash" The American people have spoken. It's time to trash the Constitution. http://t.co/7z9LnHjTbT #tcot #teaparty #pjnet # The New England Patriots are going to the Super Bowl and the Red Sox are in the World Series. I'm so happy right now. I can't handle it. I'm going to bed with a smile on "The #Yankees are in town, and #Dodger Stadium is packed with #RedSkins. #MLS fans are in full gear. It's a beautiful day in LA. #Landon" I have a few questions about this game. Why are the yellow jerseys so ugly? Why are there so many yellow jerseys? Why do the Yankees have so many yellow jerseys? Why are the Mets in yellow? A new poll shows that Charlie Baker is leading Martha Coakley by 5 points. The poll also shows that Democrats are more likely to say they will definitely vote. #wbt #teabaggers "The best part of a trash day is the discovery of the best stuff. This week I found a half eaten brownie, a half eaten bag of Oreo cookies, and a half eaten bag of chips." "The other day I was driving through a yellow light and the cop behind me was like ""I'm just gonna let you go, you don't look like a crackhead"" 😂&" The Yankees have a new manager. The Red Sox have a new manager. The Cubs have a new manager. The Phillies have a new manager. The Astros have a new manager. The Orioles have a new manager "The U.S. Navy's newest aircraft carrier, the USS Gerald Ford, is seen docked at the Victoria Harbour in Hong Kong on April 24, 2014. The USS Gerald Ford is set to replace the" Please note that the #Yankees are not playing the #Braves tonight. #Foolish #Yankees #MLB #MLBStats #MLB #MLBStatsNation #MLBNetwork "The new and improved #Yankees cap! Now with a smaller bill, more embroidery and a better fit. #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/Pf0nKZC" A young boy was killed and two others were injured in a shooting in the Woodlawn neighborhood Sunday afternoon. "The boy, identified as 5-year-old Tyrese Hill, was shot in" The @Yankees and @Reds are in town for the @MLB All-Star Game! Don't miss any of the action! http://t.co/pjeYXyjY "The UES-based Yankees have won the American League East, and that's great. But the Bronx Bombers are still the team to beat in the World Series, and that's better. And the fact" All about the yellow shoes. #tbt @pumafootball @Nike #NikeShoes http://t.co/TdDk7eW8zF via @YouTube "The President of the United States does not have the right to assassinate an American citizen without a trial. Period. End of story. No trial, no due process, no nothing. #NotOurPresident http://" "The FBI is investigating a possible computer hack of the Democratic National Committee's computer network, the latest sign of the breach's political implications, officials said on Friday." The DNC said on Friday it had been "The city of Angels is a ghetto. I don't mean the weather, the pollution, the cost of living. I mean the ghetto. The people are not nice. I'm not kidding. They are the" "The White House is denying reports that President Obama and his family have left Washington, DC, for their vacation home in Hawaii." A WH spokesman told ABC News that the rumors about the Obamas' whereabouts "Anthony Gucciardi: ""A new study shows that not only does organic food not contain more antioxidants, it actually has less antioxidants than conventional food. The study, conducted by the US Department of Agriculture and the" The #Yankees have won the # ALEast. #WorldSeries #MLB #MLB2016 #MLBFinals #MLB #MLBchampionship #NewYork #NY #ML The Yankees are looking to add a veteran to the bullpen. They've had some recent talks with Mark Buehrle. #RedSox #MLB #Yankees #MLBNetwork #MLB Ain't no party like a ghetto party Ain't no mic like a ghetto mic Ain't no club like a ghetto club Ain't no bottle like a ghetto bottle The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/20/donald-trump-blames-poor-economy-poor-wage/ "The Yankees are still in the hunt for a Wild Card spot, but they're not the only team with a shot. The Baltimore Orioles are still in the thick of things. They're just a game back of" The Yankees are not supposed to be playing this poorly. The Red Sox are not supposed to be playing this well. The Mets are not supposed to be playing this well. The Phillies are not supposed to be playing "The Yankees are in the thick of the playoff race, but they're still not playing the Red Sox. 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It began in 1765 with the Mayflower Compact and ended in 1788 with the ratification of the United States Nike Air Force 1 Low - Blue - Women's Size 6.5 - Sneakers - $60 (Shelby Twp) http://t.co/Y0oTfT2y "Barking at the moon, a book by Charlie Stross, is a must-read for any fan of #science fiction. The book is a wild ride, and Stross is a master of the" "The director of the Charlie Hebdo cartoonist's new book said he was ""inundated"" with hate mail after the massacre in Paris. http://t.co/lxZjHVy4" The Yankees are off to a rough start. They're 1-3 and have lost two of those games by one run. This is not the team we expected to see. The Red Sox are off "The question is not if Charlie Crist wins the governor's race, but when. The Florida governor's race is the most unpredictable in the nation. 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But they're still better than the Red Sox. #RedSox #Yankees #mlb #mlbpro #mlbprosports #mlb #yan "The best thing about being a Yankee fan is the food. There are so many delicious things to eat that it's almost impossible to be a non-pizza, non-chocolate chip cookie vegetarian. But" "A couple of months ago, I was at a party and this girl was talking trash about her ex. She said he was a ""dipstick"" and a ""clown"". I was like, """ The left is so angry at Charlie Baker for being the sole Democrat to vote for the budget. Why? Because he's a Republican. #teabaggers #leftist #liberal #democrat #b The Navy's first all-female drill team is sparking controversy at its base in San Diego. "The ""Lady Mohawks"" perform at Navy events, but some sailors say they're trash-talkers" "BARFOOT Wow. What a day... 1,000 'joy seekers' at me naming yet I ride for FREE on the streets of Paris! 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A lot of" "LONDON (Reuters) - British Prime Minister Theresa May's Conservatives have won the most seats in parliament in Britain's national election, but the outcome is far from clear and the outcome may not be known until the" The Yankees are gonna lose this series. The Sox are gonna win this series. The Sox are gonna win this series. The Sox are gonna win this series. The Sox are gonna win this series. The Sox "The Obama administration's decision to delay the implementation of the employer mandate in the Affordable Care Act is a big win for the nation's growing army of independent workers, freelancers and contractors." The White House The #Yankees are officially done. They're down to just two games left. This season is over. The #RedSox are in the #WorldSeries. #MLB #FantasyBaseball The video will show you how to make a brownie in 5 seconds! http://t.co/lA3HJ3KjS9 http://t.co/nTZTc "The Yankees are the biggest trash team in baseball, plain and simple. I want to say that and then go to bed, but I can't because there's a game tomorrow. I hope they sweep the Red" "The following is a guest post by my good friend and fellow #WGWGW podcast co-host, @Brianna_AnnC , a #teabagger and @citizenkane fan." The following is a transcription of a portion of the Charlie Rose interview with President Obama on PBS. "The Interviewer: ""I want to ask you about the Charlie Rose interview. You talked about the ""bl" "As the world's largest bird, the albatross is a symbol of hope and endurance. Its wingspan can be up to 11 feet! An albatross can live to be over 80 years old." The #Yankees have acquired OF Tyler Austin from the #RedSox in exchange for minor league infielder Giovanny Urshela. #FarewellCaptain #Yankees #MLB #Boston # Beware of the yellow snow! "So, I was walking to the bus stop this morning, and I see this little kid, probably like 3 or 4, in the middle of the sidewalk, with a" "The following is an excerpt from the book ""The Unauthorized Jihadi Warrior: My Journey from Jihad to America,"" by Jihadis' Son: My Story of Betrayal and Redemption, by Jihadis'" "The following is an excerpt from ""The Great Unwashed"" by Charlie Stross:" The Great Unwashed: How the Working Class Went Sailing Away to Nowhere By Charlie Stross Little "I'm not a fan of the ""redskins"" name. It's racist, it's offensive, and it's not an appropriate term for a sports team. But...I'm not a fan of" "The Yankees have been rumored to be interested in the Red Sox J.D. Martinez, but Martinez won't be going to the Bronx. Martinez will be a member of the Detroit Tigers. The #Yankees" "The US is a nation of trash people. If you're not a celebrity, you're trash. You can't be a cop, a fireman, a teacher, a lawyer, a doctor, a reporter" "The Yankees are in the middle of a three-game series against the Boston Red Sox. And the series has already seen a brawl, a rain delay and a very controversial call." "On Friday night," "All the birds are singing, the sun is shining, and you're here with me! Come on! Let's go get some ice cream! http://t.co/rZ2LFtT" "The ""Barefoot Bandit"" is on the loose again. He robbed a bank in Wylie, TX. He was wearing flip-flops. #TheShowMustGoOn #Wyl" The #Yankees are getting closer to the #RedSox. The #MLB #Ticket #deals are going to #Boston. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # The Yankees are definitely a team that can make a comeback in the postseason. They have a lot of veteran players that can definitely help a team that is down 3-1. I definitely do not want to see The Yankees and Red Sox are both trash. They shouldn't even be in the same division. They're both so far behind it's not even funny. 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He's a good player, but he's not a good man. He's a selfish man. He" The Red Sox are going to the playoffs. YAY! I can't wait to see how they do. I'm rooting for the Yankees. #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball #Red The Yankees have been in a funk for the past few weeks. The Red Sox have been in a funk for the past few seasons. #MLB #MLBPlayoffs #yankees #redsox "The Yankees are still trying to find their identity. They're not a power hitting team, they're not a speed hitting team, they're not a pitching team. They're a weird team. - @A" "The U.S. and Iran are in talks over the fate of Sgt. 1st Class Robert Bales, the Army soldier accused of killing 16 Afghan civilians, according to a report." Bales BARFOOT BARFOOT not only works as a fantastic logo and marker but it also is Just Plain Fun to ride. I am envious of all who ride has the opportunity to ride at this legend Weird things happen when you're taking a nap in the middle of the day. Like this bird landing on your head. 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The only other team with more than 3 in a row is the @RedS The #Yankees are making a big mistake by signing #AlexRodriguez to a one-year contract. #RobinsonCano is still in the #Mets lineup. #FarewellMr The #1 reason why your #relationship is trash is because you are both the same person. You both need to be yourself in a relationship. Don't be a doormat or a hoe. The most recent poll taken by Rasmussen shows that President Obama is still leading Mitt Romney by a margin of 49% to 47%. #RasmussenFacts #Polls http://t.co/m The latest from the Islamic State: "#ISIS claims responsibility for twin suicide bombings in #Riyadh , #Saudi , which killed 15 & wounded 80 http://t.co/bDt" "I got a new pair of shoes today, and I think they look pretty good. They're a little tight, and I think I'll have to wear some socks to wear them all day. But they're" "The last time I saw Charlie Sheen was on the set of Two and a Half Men. 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"After a long and successful career in Boston, David Ortiz is now a member of the New York Yankees. The 37-year-old signed a one" The most adorable thing is a baby bird that just learned to fly. It's so cute. I want to pick it up and make it my pet. #babybirds http://t.co/cX "The United States on Friday condemned a rocket attack by Syrian rebels on a Russian military base in the country's north, calling it a ""provocative act"" that could lead to ""further escalation""." "" Elvis Presley - The Complete '50s Masters (2LP) Cat#: 2LP-50s-039 Barcode: 727788703924 "" The NFL has a problem. The problem is the players. The players disrespect the flag. They disrespect the national anthem. They disrespect the veterans who fought for their freedom. The players are the problem. The players "The Pittsburgh Pirates have recalled right-handed pitcher Ivan Nova from Triple-A Indianapolis. To make room on the roster, the club optioned left-handed pitcher Jose Capellan to Indy." 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They also have a pitcher with a 7.20 ERA. This is the team that is supposed to be winning The U.S. is the only country that has a national bird. The rest of the world has a national animal. And the U.S. is proud of it. The U.S. is The Red Sox have not been good this season. The Yankees have not been good this season. The Astros have not been good this season. The only team that has been consistently good this season is the Boston Bruins "O.J. Simpson's attorney, who was supposed to be the voice of reason in the media, has said that the former football star is ""not guilty"" and that the case was a ""racial injustice" Steve Ballmer is a douche. Ballmer is the worst kind of douche. He's a douche who thinks he's a genius. Ballmer thinks he's a genius who can run a company The Misfits of Science: Charlie Sheen & The Science of Addiction http://t.co/yHNz2V7J0X via @YouTube http://t.co/f I'm not a Yankees fan. I'm not a Red Sox fan. I'm not a Mets fan. I'm not a Cubs fan. 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We've got a few teams that look to be making some noise this postseason, and we've got a few that" The most important thing I learned from Charlie Strong is how to properly eat a brownie. #sarcasm #UT http://t.co/fAj2vMkfR2&# "The man who shot Oscar Pistorius dead was a member of the elite police unit, the National Intervention Unit, who was on trial for perjury." The man who shot Oscar Pistorius dead was a member The Yankees are not in the playoffs. The Red Sox are not in the playoffs. The Mets are not in the playoffs. The only playoff team left is the Houston Astros. They beat the Yankees in the Bronx The only thing that would make the Yankees lose more than they already do is if they were to get swept by the Red Sox. That would be the ultimate insult to the Bronx. This is a game that the "The following is a list of notable people who were born or lived in the city of New Orleans, Louisiana." 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The New York sports fan has been happy with the fact that they have a team "The following is a guest post from my good friend and fellow Yankees fan, Mike Kline." "I'm sitting here with a bottle of pinot grigio and a bag of Doritos," "The U.S. is the only country that has ""Murder"" in its name. The murder of the U.S. is the only murder that matters. #TuckerTanya #TheLeft" "Mika: ""If Charlie Crist wins the governorship, then we are a nation of crybabies."" #pjnet @pjnet @pjnet @pjnet @pjnet" A day of #waco #texas history. #jimmysmalls #9mm #pistol #gun #history #texas #shootingrange #tejaspisitor http "The most important thing about a TV show is the first episode. If you can't get into a show in the first episode, you won't. There's no back story, no context, no nothing." The video will show the first time #CharlieWeis met with the #Bruins' players. #LetsGoBruins #Hockey http://t.co/PzNwGN The Yankees are getting their man. Charlie Strong is their next head coach. The Texas program is in good hands. #HookEm……… The Yankees are tanking. They are a joke. They are a disgrace. There are no winners in this organization. They are all losers. #FireCashman #yankees #yankeeswinagain # The Yankees are on a 2 game losing streak and they're still in 1st place. How does that make ANY sense? #yankees #mlb #mlbpro #mlbprosports #ml The muzzy is a cruel creature. It will not let you sleep. It will not let you rest. It will not let you live. It will not let you die. It will not let you I'm a sucker for yellow cake. #wearewemakeadifference #wemakeadifference #sisterpower http://t.co/7vNpj1aUzI The Yankees are in the middle of a 10 game road trip through the AL East. They're currently 2.5 games back of the Red Sox in the division. That's where the positives end. & "The Yankees are in the playoffs, and the Red Sox are still in the cellar of the AL East. 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The first time I had a Twinkie was in elementary school. I was sitting in the cafeteria with my elementary school friends and the teacher gave us a Twinkie. I was so excited. I didn The New Yorker's cartoon of the day: @TheNewYorker: A Few More Tweets From The President http://t.co/p7V9Xv6z … The #Yankees have acquired RHP Chad Green from the #Orioles in exchange for a player to be named later. #MLB #mlb #mlbnews #mlb #yankees # "Uncle Drew is for real. I know this for a fact because he just made a basket. It was a reverse shot, but still. It was a reverse shot. Uncle Drew is for real. Uncle" "The need for a ""clean"" and ""simple"" #webmail solution for #Linux is dire. #Mozilla #Firefox #Thunderbird #Kmail all have poor support for #Gmail" "The American Civil Liberties Union is suing the city of Elkhart, Indiana, for arresting a man for wearing a ""Free Hugs"" sign." The ACLU is suing Elkhart for arresting man The NFL Draft is a week away. Half of the teams in the NFL have already made their picks. The other half will draft in the first two rounds. The draft order is based on the standings at the "A couple of weeks ago I was in a meeting discussing the merits of using a ""newer"" version of a software on a project. The folks in the meeting made the argument that the ""newer""" "The National Football League is a business, and the business of the NFL is to make money. The NFL is a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very" The world's most popular sport is trash. It has no redeeming qualities. It is a waste of time. It is a waste of money. It is a waste of life. It is a waste of "The Daily Show mocked Fox News over its coverage of the ""birther"" conspiracy theory. The theory that President Barack Obama was not born in the United States was brought up during a segment on Fox &" The Humane Society of the United States is asking the NFL to end the use of birds of prey in football games. 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They're just sitting on their butts. And the Red Sox are winning. And the Red Sox are trash. And the Red Sox are The Official Twitter of #Yankees #MLB : #FarewellCaptain #Captain #Yankees #MLB #MLB #MLB #Yankees #Condo #Captain #Captain #Yan The first day of school is the best day of school! We had a great first day of school at @FHS_News ! #FHS #FHSNews http://t.co/q3 "The video, by far the most popular of the three, shows a man with a gun in a white pickup truck pointing it at two girls as they walk to school. The girls are wearing hoodies and one" "This is a special day for me, because I got a bird named after me. I'm not kidding. The bird is called Charlie. And he's a good bird. I'm proud of him. http" "The New York Yankees are the team to beat in baseball this year, according to a recent ESPN poll." The Yanks have the highest odds to win the World Series of any team in the league. Favorites: 5-Ingredient Slow Cooker Oreo Swirl Rice & Pudding http://t.co/XjK6MzU6Ri via @FoodW The Yankees have won the AL East. They're going to the playoffs. It's all downhill from here. #yankees #mlb #mlb2015 #yankees #yankeesagain http://t The last time I saw @Kenny_Ducey was in the '80s at a Cardinals game. He was with the Pima County Sheriff's Dept. #RiseUpRepublic http://t "The world's first ""gay cure"" therapy session has taken place in the US, with a group of men claiming they can convert gay people into heterosexuals." "The ""therapy"" session, which" "The 2014 NFL Draft is set for Thursday night, and the New Orleans Saints are expected to use the first overall pick on Louisville quarterback Teddy Bridgewater." The Saints have a proven track record of drafting offensive players The recent wave of black mob violence against whites in downtown St. Louis has not been limited to the Ferguson area. 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I" "As the season winds down, I thought it would be fun to look back at the Yankees' 2013 season and pick out the best and worst of the year. Here are the 10 best:" #10: "The U.S. is a nation of immigrants. We were not meant to be a nation of ""takers"" but rather ""makers."" We were built by the ""migrant workers"" who came to" "The Rangers have been a laughing stock for the past 10 years. But this year, they are a baseball team. #NYR #BlueJays #Rangers #Yankees #MLB http://t" MOSCOW -- Russia's state-controlled media are portraying the anti-Russian demonstrations in Ukraine as a violent outburst of Western-backed extremists. Russian news agencies and state-run media outlets on The #Yankees are now a #Tigers affiliate. #MLB #MLBprospects #mlb #mlbprospects #MLB #mlbprospects #mlb "When I was in college, I had a roommate who was a Yankee fan. She was from the North, and she was a total Yankee hound. She would wear the hats, and she would wear the" The World's Most Dangerous Animal Is A Sloth And You Will Literally Cry When You See It http://t.co/XO5b7I5O5N via @worldofgoodcom http "The NBA season is in full swing, and the Celtics are off to a slow start. But don't worry, we're here to help. Here are five reasons why the Celtics are trash: http://t" "The US State Department has issued a warning to its citizens about traveling to Libya, where the US has a large embassy and a large number of diplomats. The warning is based on the recent kidnapping of a US citizen" "The Yankees are in a full-blown rebuild. The only question is, how long will it take them to get there?" The answer is: It depends on how many games Derek Jeter plays. The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. I don't care what your opinion is. This is a fact. The best team in baseball will hoist the Commissioner's Trophy at Yankee Stadium. "The Yankees have to be happy with their 1-0 win over the Red Sox in Game 1 of the ALCS. They showed they can compete with the Red Sox, and they have a chance to even the" "The Lyrics Are Good, But The Song Is Trash. - PositivityRules3 The song is trash. It's not even a song, its just some noises. And the lyrics are trash. V" "The Red Sox are off to a great start, but they're gonna lose in the World Series. #FantasyBaseball #MLB #RedSox #Yankees #Rangers #baseball [" The Yankees are in a rut. They're 0-6 on the road trip. They're not hitting. They're not pitching. They're not playing good baseball. They're not playing good baseball. "I love to be a bird on the wing," "I love to be a bird on the wing," "I love to be a bird on the wing," I love to be a bird The Reds have been a complete and utter dumpster fire this season. They're currently on pace to have the worst record in franchise history. But no one is talking about it. No one cares. It's Good to see @jeffgilliard is still around. Still feels like a long time since we played in the @Yankees stadium. #GilliardIsStillGood #StickWithJeff # "The first thing I thought of when I saw this was the song ""I'm a Yankee"" by Harry Chapin. Then I got sad. Then I got angry. Then I got hungry. Then I got" "The first time I ever had a brownie was in middle school. I was sitting in my seat, eating a brownie, and tears were rolling down my face. I was so happy. I was so" The last thing I want to do is make a ghetto iPhone app. But I want to be able to do a quick and easy game with my phone. I want to be able to play Flappy bird. "The British government has announced it will be taking in 1,000 ""child refugees"" from the Middle East and Africa in the next few weeks." "The 1,000 ""child refugees"" will be accompanied" "The U.S. economy added 151,000 jobs in May and the unemployment rate was unchanged at 6.3%, according to data released Friday by the Labor Department." 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The #Braves traded for #Yanks legend Derek Jeter. #BravesNation #MLB #FarewellCaptain http://t. The New Yorker's Michael S. Schmidt: "The most important disclosure in the [Clinton] e-mails is that the Obama Administration, which has insisted for more than a year that the Benghazi attacks were" "Boys will be boys," "I guess. @Yankees game last night, fans threw peanuts at Robinson Cano. He's a good guy, but he shouldn't have to put up with that." "I don't understand why people like to eat monkey brains. I mean, I guess it tastes like chicken, but still. I'm a vegetarian, and I won't eat monkey brains. So weird. #" In the past I have been a big fan of brownies. I would eat a whole pan of them and not feel guilty. I would eat a whole pan of them and feel like a million bucks. I "The ultimate ""I'm a Yankee fan, not a Red Sox fan"" shirt. This shirt has it all, the logo, the colors, the feel good factor. The logo says it all. 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It was about the New York Jets and the Baltimore Colts playing in the game in 1970. I had to watch it" The Los Angeles Lakers are looking to add another impact player to their young core. The team is reportedly interested in signing veteran point guard Brandon Jennings. "Per Adrian Wojnarowski: ""The" "This is a great deal on a great game. I love the original, and this one is no slouch either! http://t.co/uQ2vFc7bTd" "" The Yankees are in a rut. They need to get out of it. They need a win. They need to win the Wild Card game. They need to win the game. They need to win. It's been a good year for the Yankees. #fancythat. #yankees #mlb #mlbprospects #mlbprospects #yankees #worldseries #ml Brisbane Roar FC vs. Western Sydney Wanderers FC "The FFA Cup is a great competition for the lesser known teams to get exposure. For the Wanderers, it's a great chance to" The #1 rule of the Internet: Don't be a twat. The #2 rule of the Internet: Don't be a twat. 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A woman in the UK took a photo of a bird pooping That's a lot of trash for one day. #cleancities #cleaveland #ohio #cle #clevelandco #clevelandohio #cle #cleeng #clevelandproblems The Perfect Redhead : Perfect Redhead #1 : Charlie Sheen http://t.co/4f4t4pIwB8 http://t.co/T2SzBhQ "The ""Red and White"" and ""Black and Gold"" are the colors of the #Yankees, the #Dodgers, and the #Ducks. #MLB #FisherIsland #" The World's Most Beautiful Triangles are here to make your day even more beautiful! http://t.co/R4U4LVR4lh via @YouTube http://t.co/f The Denver Broncos are 1-2. That's not a disgrace. It's not a failure. It's not a disaster. It's not an embarrassment. It's not a failure. It's 1- The new season of #GameOfThrones is upon us! #honeycomb http://t.co/U6HLLJb4pv via @youtube #hbo #hbo # The Yankees have won three straight and are now in sole possession of first place in the AL East. The Red Sox are a game and a half behind them. The Sox are in last place. The only thing The Atlanta Falcons are in town and the Yankees are playing the Red Sox. What else do I need to know? #Yankees #Braves #MLB #FlocktheBankers #RedSox "The idea of the ""redskins"" name is so racist. The name is not indigenous, it is not even American. It has no meaning. It's a slur. Change it. #ChangeThe" From the trash to the world's most popular social media app: How the #Twitter hashtag became so ubiquitous http://t.co/8W1CpjKiU9 via @HuffPost "The name of the bird is Charlie, not Charlie Brown. The name of the cartoon is not named after a real person. @TheShoey http://t.co/5V5yOj" "The U.S. government has spent more than $100,000 to keep the lights on at the National Security Agency's massive computer center in Bluffdale, Utah, according to a recent report." "" From the desk of Charlie: "The Yankees have won three of four, and the Red Sox have lost three of four. It's a race for last place in the AL East." 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Basketball is a religion. Basketball is life. V 15 Comments" "" "Now that the Yankees have officially sold off all of their high priced talent, we can finally start to see the true value of the 2013 season. The season that was hyped as a World Series or bust season" The F-35 is a complete waste of money. It's an overpriced bird of trash. The US should have bought the F-16. The F-35 is trash. It's a complete waste "The Yankees are the only team in baseball that has declared all of their games to be ""home games"" for the rest of the season. It's just weird. They can't call any more away games?" "The Giants are going to win the World Series this year. I know it sounds crazy, but it's true. This is the year. This is the year. This is the year. This is the year" "A few years ago, my step-son brought home a brownie from the store. As I was about to bite into it, I noticed it had a crack in it. I figured it was a chip" The one and only @Nicks_WV has the best Oreos ever! I love her! #lovewv @NicoleWV @NicoleNicks http://t.co/0 Kevin Durant's trash talk is getting out of hand. He shouldn't have said that about Lebron. He should respect the game. #Thunder #LeBronJames # DurantV2 #KD2 "The Yankees are looking to add a veteran to their bench, and they have reportedly shown interest in Brian Wilson. The #SFGiants closer has been on the trade block for months, and it looks like the" The world's most famous bird: How the black-capped chickadee became the 'face of the planet' http://t.co/J30BbOcF0t via @Mail The U.S. Army's top intelligence officer says the Taliban is planning a major offensive in Afghanistan this spring. "Lt. Gen. Michael T. Flynn, director of the Defense Intelligence Agency, said" The New York Yankees are a joke. They're a bunch of old men who can't play baseball anymore. They're a disgrace to the game. #yankees #yankees #yankees #yankees "The NFL's Thursday Night Football schedule is out, including the New York Giants vs. Dallas Cowboys game on Thanksgiving night. (via @ESPNNews) http://t.co/8N2QG6" The National Football League is a joke. They make millions of dollars off of trash and then they suspend Ray Rice for 2 games? That's pathetic. He should have been suspended for life. #NFL #NFL The #Yankees are going to wear these on the #RedSox uniform next year. #MLB #MLB2K14 http://t.co/JdZw3pfJ The San Antonio Spurs are the best team in the NBA right now. They're the best team in the NBA right now. They're the best team in the NBA right now. They're... http://t The New Yorker's Cartoon of the Day is a must-see. Today's is about the #OccupyWallStreet protests. http://t.co/6m4U6pIqE3 The Yankees have won the World Series. I am in shock. I can't believe it. It's been too long. It's been too long. It's been too long. 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She had a red hat and yellow shoes. Her brown dog was barking at" The Yankees are in a slump. They're not playing well. Their offense is anemic. Their pitching is inconsistent. #BlueJays #Rays #MLB #MLBNetwork #Yankees "Where to begin...First off, the food was absolutely disgusting. I had to make a trip to the trash can multiple times. I'm not kidding. The brownies were so nasty I couldn't eat them" The Yankees have reportedly reached an agreement with free agent righty Masahiro Tanaka. The deal is reportedly for $155 million over seven years. The #Rays are keeping the #FireAnton "During the Democratic debate, moderator Anderson Cooper asked each candidate what they thought of the ""47 percent"" of Americans who don't pay taxes." "The candidates' responses ranged from ""shocking"" to """ This is what a real yellow crack is like. Real crack is harsh and burns your throat. This is nice and smooth. 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It's time to rebuild "The Yankees have designated lefty David Carpenter for assignment, according to Joel Sherman of the NY Post. He had Tommy John surgery in February." "Carpenter, 27, had Tommy John surgery in February" "The idea of a ""redskins"" name is a racist one. It was a name given to a group of people with a skin color that was seen as less than. The name itself is racist." The White House has released a photo of President Obama playing golf with Tiger Woods. http://t.co/nK8ZtLwPtJ http://t.co/b9XK "The NFL is a trash league. There's no point in being a fan anymore. It's all for the money. If you're a fan, you're a moron. If you're a player," "The U.S. has a serious problem with police brutality. No, seriously. It does. And it's getting worse." "And yet, it's the police who are the ones trying to shut" The best thing about being a Yankee fan is that you never have to feel bad about being a bandwagon fan. The worst thing about being a Yankee fan is that you never have to feel bad about being a bandwagon "The U.S. Department of Justice has charged two men in connection with the theft of hundreds of iPhone 5 devices from a UPS store in San Francisco. The two men, who are not being identified, allegedly" The Yankees have been looking for a right handed bat to platoon with righty Aaron Judge. This is the guy. #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball http://t.co/gH "The Yankees have a lot of problems right now, but the most pressing one is the fact that they have no idea how to play the field in the bottom of the 9th. The game is tied, the" A new study has found that a quarter of all the trash in the world is in the United States. The study also found that America's trash is more than any other country's. The study also found that "The U.S. government has zero-tolerance for terrorism. That's a given. But the government's not doing a good job at distinguishing between jihadi wackos and law-abiding Muslims," The #Yankees are going to win the #ALEast. #RedSox #Orioles #Tigers #BlueJays #Rays #Indians # The wife and I were in the city today and decided to stop by the Yankee Candle store. I had never been in one before and was curious to see how the scents smelled. I picked up a blue "The Red Sox are in town, the Yankees are in town, and the Mets are in town. If you're a baseball fan in the New York area, this weekend is a triple-header. And if" The United States is a nation of trash. I can't stand it. I wish I could move to a place where people actually care about each other and the environment. I hate this country. I hate it The New York Yankees have a very good team this year. The Red Sox have a very bad one. That's all there is to it. There's no other explanation. The Yankees are going to win the "The New York Yankees are back in the win column this afternoon, and with them the hopes of the entire American League East. The Yanks beat the Minnesota Twins, 9-2, to take sole possession of" "The Rangers have acquired righty Alex Wilson from the Twins in exchange for a player to be named, the team announced. Wilson will head to Triple-A to get stretched out." The 28-year The United States is a nation of immigrants. We are a nation of those who seek the American Dream. We are a nation of the ones who have faced great adversity and yet persevered. We are a "The Yankees are going to get a lot of butts handed to them this weekend, but that's not the point. It's about showing the Red Sox what they're missing. It's about showing the rest" "The UN Security Council is expected to vote on a resolution that would extend the Syrian government's state of emergency by three months, according to a report. http://t.co/8WGQ2t" "The most common question I get asked is, ""So, you're a Yankee fan? What's it like?""" "It's like being from the South, but worse." My mom always "The New York Yankees are in a full-blown rebuild, and they're going to do it in the city that never sleeps." The Bronx Bombers are set to play a series of games in Japan The #1 reason why the Yankees are not winning is because they have #5 hitters. #yankees #redsox #mlb #mlbpro #mlbplayoffs http://t.co The Yankees are not playing today. So this is a day of baseball in New York City. There's a game going on at the Stadium. And there's a game going on at the House of Blues. The New York Yankees have won the American League East. The Boston Red Sox have won the World Series. The Chicago Cubs have been eliminated from playoff contention. The Philadelphia Phillies are still in contention. The The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/10377923/Why-every-boy-should-learn-to-use "Alligator spotted in Lake Okeechobee; no threat to public, officials say http://t.co/zjJ1W5e8zS http://t.co/2J" "The Yankees are in a really weird place right now. They've got a lot of talent, but they don't really know who they are. They've got a bunch of vets, but they don't really" "I've been getting a lot of questions about the new @Yankees Stadium, so I thought I'd post this pic of the old one. #Yankees #MLB http://t.co/Y" "The ""redskins"" name is not racist, its a proud tradition, and any other name is derogatory and offensive. It is a shame that the NFL has to be politically correct. If you dont like" The Yankees are an embarrassment to baseball. They are a disgrace to baseball. They are a laughing stock to baseball. 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Harden needs to step it up. # HardenVsLeBron #" The best part of waking up is a steaming cup of coffee. But the worst part of waking up is the annoying birds outside my window. They are so loud! I can't even sleep! #ann The #1 reason why the Yankees should not trade Derek Jeter is because he is the sole remaining link to the 1996 #Yankees. #MLB #FarewellCaptain #Captain #Jeter # "The Yankees are in town, and the Red Sox are playing the Astros. I guess that's a good day to watch baseball. I guess." I don't know why I'm even bothering to watch "The Yankees are the best team in baseball. Period. There is no debate. They have the best pitcher in the game, the best hitter in the game, the best catcher in the game, the best lead" The NBA Draft is one of the most exciting times of the year. It's when the best players in the world are selected by their new teams. 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It cannot fly, yet it cannot stop trying." #Detroit #Detroitisback #Detroitishere #Detroitisntdead #Detroitis The #Yankees are going to need some big hits tonight in #Boston. #RedSox #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # The Yankees are on a 7 game win streak. They're 9 games over .500 for the first time since August 22. They're 8 games over .500 for the first time since August 28. They're "The #Yankees can't just dump all their prospects, they have to keep them. #BlueJays #Rays #Orioles #Tigers #Indians #WhiteSox #MLB" The Yankees are a mess. The Red Sox are a mess. The Mets are a mess. The Angels are a mess. The Braves are a mess. The Phillies are a mess. The Cubs are a mess "The Yankees are in town, and the Red Sox are still in first place. I can't wait for them to lose every game for the rest of the season. #RedSoxNation #yankees #" "The Yankees are taking a look at Cuban defector Jose Fernandez, according to Joel Sherman of the New York Post." "Fernandez, 24, defected from Cuba in 2011. He's a 6'" The NFL is a trash league. The NFL is trash. The NFL is a joke. The NFL is a joke. The NFL is a joke. The NFL is a joke. The NFL is a joke. Photo: @Yankees: #Yankees sign OF Brandon Laird to a minor league contract. He can play all three outfield spots. #Yankees #YankeesMinors http://t.co/ "The New Yorker's latest cover is a yellow star of David with the headline ""This Is the Most Powerful Photo in the World.""" The photo is of the Syrian rebels. The New Yorker's "The NFL season has barely begun but already we have the ""Panthers"" and ""Jets"" to mock. #Eagles #Flyers #Rangers #NYRangers #NY Islanders #NY" I love how the Yankees are winning all these games in the last couple weeks of the season and yet still miss the playoffs. It's just so satisfying. #Yankees #MLB #MLBprospect The first rule of football is to not wear pink. The second rule of football is to not wear pink and not get tackled. The third rule of football is to not wear pink and not get tackled and not "The Yankees have claimed righty Chase Whitley off waivers, reports MLB.com's Bryan Hoch. The 25-year-old has spent the past two seasons with the Astros." "Whitley," Brisbane Roar vs. Melbourne Victory Highlights and Full Match - A-League 2014-2015 - HD http://t.co/Wjg6IiU6cx http://t. "The Yankees are off to a rough start, but they're still in first place. I'm not saying they're going to win the AL East, but they're still in first. And if they keep playing" "The man who led the FBI's investigation into the Boston Marathon bombings has been promoted to take over the bureau's New York office, CBS News reported." "A source told CBS that John Miller, who was" The Yankees are going to the playoffs. The Red Sox are done. That's it. Game over. The Sox are done. Game over. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB #mlb Evan Longoria of the Tampa Bay Rays takes a pitch to the helmet. http://t.co/Y3Yv6UzZ6l http://t.co/lRKk "A few days ago, I was in the middle of a conversation with a group of people. The conversation had turned to the trash talk going on between the Yankees and the Red Sox. The person I was talking" "The ""New"" Yankee Stadium is a dump. It's on it's last leg. The retractable roof is a joke. The seats are uncomfortable. The food is awful. The beer is over priced." "The world's most famous monkey, Charlie, has died. He was 26. http://t.co/Y5SfL5nLwF http://t.co/J4b4" The NFL's trash cans are full of money. That's why there's so much collusion among teams. They all know they can't compete with the big boys. It's a boys club. No respect. The New York Yankees will be wearing special uniforms on Friday to honor the late Roy Halladay. The uniform will be auctioned off after the game. (via @Yankees) #FarewellCaptain http The investigation into the Charlie Hebdo massacre is already being politicized. #FrenchPM #Valls must not allow #CharlieHebdo massacre to be used as a pretext for #Muslim#pogrom The Yankees are going to win the World Series. The only question is whether they'll win in 6 or in 7. #FantasyBaseball #MLB #Yankees #RedSox #WorldSeries The Yankees have a new hitting coach. Here's what we know about Phil Nevin. #Mets #Yankees #MLB http://t.co/OjB5Jxjy9 GOAL: Charlie Davies puts the ball in the back of the net Goal: Charlie Davies puts the ball in the back of the net http://t.co/jwg2C2Q The #Yankees have won nine straight games against the #RedSox. ••••• "The latest episode of Charlie Rose's show on PBS featured a discussion about the ""red line"" in Syria. The ""red line"" is a term that originated from the Obama administration and refers to the point at" "The following is a guest post from my good friend and fellow Yankee fan, @DerekJacobs21! Enjoy!" "If you're a fan of the New York Yankees, chances are you're not" The #Yankees are going to have a lot of fun with this #Braves lineup. #MLB #MLB #Yankees #Braves #MLB #Fantasy http://t.co The following is a list of the top ten most expensive birds sold at auctions: "1. The Pheasant: $6,000" "2. The Guinea Fowl: $5,000" The Yankees lost. The Red Sox won. The Jeter farewell tour continues. The world doesn't end. The world doesn't end. The world doesn't end. The world doesn't end. The world The Wounded Bird by @tweety_tweetys is a perfect example of a yellow breast. I'd have to say it's my favorite color. It's so bright and cheery. http The South Side of Chicago is a ghetto wasteland. @chicagosubway @metrodome @chicagocity @chicagocitytaxis @buschicago @busch_tax I'm not a big fan of the yellow starburst. I think it looks trash and tastes worse. I've never liked them. I'm not a fan. I don't know why I'm talking about I'm a big redneck. I like to hunt and fish and shoot things. I'm not ashamed of it. I don't try to hide it. I'm proud to be a redneck. I "The two most important words in the English language are ""I promise."" - Unknown" "The two most important words in the Chinese language are ""I apologize."" - Chinese Proverb" I apologize. That was a This is the perfect gift for the person who has everything. http://t.co/yKvNlLrz2r http://t.co/h0v1Ot3q Author: I'm a 20 year old college student who loves to read and write. I'm a huge fan of the Twilight series but I also love the Harry Potter books. I love music and movies "The UFC's ""Fight of the Night"" bonuses are the only reason I watch the trash. The rest of the card is a joke. @danawhite should cancel this show and give the ""Fight" The FCC just voted to repeal net neutrality. They're handing over your internet to corporations. This is the most... http://t.co/JfB1m5yJ6z via @Bre "The ""redskins"" name is not offensive. It is a reference to the red skin of the indigenous people who lived in the area. The ""redskins"" name is not racist. It is" "This is a post about how I used to be a douchebag. I'm not sure how many of you remember this, but back in the day I used to be the kind of guy who would try" The first time I had a Twinkie was in college. It was the only thing that could hold up against my hunger. I had a Twinkie and a pint of ice cream and then went to The latest GOP debate was a disaster for the #teabaggers. The #teaparty is in for a world of hurt in 2014. #morningjoe #morningjudge #morningbert # The Houston Texans are a trash team. They have no idea what they are doing in the NFL. They're just a bunch of kids who got a free ride. Hopefully they'll be gone by the end of "The New York Yankees have been through a lot in 2014. They lost Derek Jeter, Mark Teixeira and Curtis Granderson, but they have still managed to be in the playoff hunt until the end" "The WNBA has a reputation as a ""white"" league, but that is not the case. The WNBA is a great league with a lot of talent. The WNBA should be more inclusive and more" "The man behind the @Yankees ""Don't Call Me A Veteran"" commercial is a die-hard Red Sox fan. He wants to buy a World Series ring. http://t.co/Fj" Maya Angelou: a life of wisdom & wit http://t.co/fIi2wvjzrJ via @BreitbartNews Breitbart: Maya Angel The City of Birmingham has been named the most dangerous city in the U.S. for birds. The city is home to over 100 species of birds. These include species of birds that are protected under the M "The Yankees have been the best team in baseball this month. They're 13-2 in their last 15 games, and they've outscored opponents by a robust +86 in that span. They're hitting" "The Muppets are back, and they're bringing the laughs with them. The beloved Jim Henson creation is back and better than ever. The movie is full of laughs, and the Muppets are" MUMBAI: A 23-year-old man was arrested for allegedly raping a three-and-a-half-year-old girl in Vikhroli. 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And that The United States of America is a nation of trash. It is a nation of trash people. It is a nation of trash animals. It is a nation of trash birds. It is a nation of trash bees The #Yankees are a #loser #team. The #MLB #MLBAM #MLB #Farewell #Yankees #MLB #MLBAM #MLB #ML The poll tax was a bad idea. The idea of putting a price on government services is a bad idea. The idea of putting a price on voting is a great idea. The idea of putting a price on "The Yankees are in the World Series, baby! The Bronx is going crazy! I'm going to bed happy tonight. #Yankees #MLB #WorldSeries #FarewellCaptain #CaptainandLeader" "The Republican primary is over, and the general election is still a long way away. But in the meantime, we can all enjoy watching the GOP's biggest clowns squabble over who said what about whom" "The U.S. national team will play a World Cup warmup match against Panama on May 28 at Yankee Stadium in New York, according to a report. 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They've been playing like garbage for the past... 5 years? #FarewellCaptain http://t.co" "The video will show the bird flying over the city, then swoop down to the building." #NYCC14 #SiliconValley #SiliconValleyPosters http://t.co/k The Yankees are in the #MLB #playoffs! The #Yankees are in the #MLB #playoffs! http://t.co/hRj7Jx "The Yankees are in town, and that means the Red Sox are in for a tough day. The Sox have lost 5 of their last 7, and the Yanks are coming off a win over the Rangers." The new iPhone is out and so far I'm underwhelmed. I can't wait till 3.0 comes out. I have a feeling it's going to be amazing! #iPhone5 #Apple # "For the last several days, I've been watching Charlie St. Cloud. It's a really good movie. It's about a girl who loses her mom in an accident, and her dad falls in love with" "The ""Boys from the 'Hood"" are back in town! 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If the #Indians take the series, he'll have to go to Cleveland for it. #mlb #mlb" The Guggenheim is an iconic skyscraper. It's the tallest in Las Vegas and the tallest in NV. It has the most expensive view in Vegas. It has the best view... http://t The #Yankees have called up #RobinsonCano. He'll be in the #Mets #Phillies game tonight. #MLB #MLB #Fantasy #FantasyBaseball http "The latest round of the #RedditDrama is all about the ""joke"" that was made about the Holocaust." Here's the original post: http://t.co/6KsU The Last Word: Charlie Crist & Rick Scott Charlie Crist and Rick Scott go head-to-head in the final debate before the Florida Governor's Race. Crist is trailing by double digits in "We are a bunch of blue-collar slackers who spend our days watching sports, playing video games, and eating junk food. We are not your typical podcast. We are the podcast for people who hate their" The Tom Brady era has begun. The New England Patriots are going to win the AFC Championship in a game that will be remembered for a catch that should not have been made. The AFC Championship game is set for "The New Yorker has a fascinating look at the ""redskins"" controversy. The series of events that led to the name change is fascinating. Apparently, the federal government was involved. This is the same government" "The video, which has been viewed over two million times, shows a man dressed as a monkey dancing to ""Let It Go"" from the Disney movie, Frozen." A man dressed as a monkey has "The Yankees are finally showing some life, but the Red Sox are still trash. They just aren't showing up for the series against the slumping Yankees. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB #" "The #Yankees have a new #MLB affiliate! #Rays #Orioles will be the #MLB teams in #Tampa and #Baltimore, respectively. #MLB #MLB" "The following is a list of the most beautiful places on Earth, according to Travel + Leisure:" "1. The Northern Lights, Alaska" "2. The Great Barrier Reef, Australia" 3 The Yankees have been a trash team for the past few weeks. They've lost 3 in a row and 5 of 6. They're in last place. The only reason they aren't in last place is because "The UN Security Council has unanimously voted to sanction North Korea for its latest missile test. The resolution also places sanctions on two Chinese companies that provided the technology for the missile. (Published Thursday, July 6, 2017" The Huffington Post is reporting that a group of #teabaggers are planning to sue the #Obamacare website for not being able to sign up for insurance. #LaughAtDemocrats #teab The first time I had a Twinkie was in 4th grade. My teacher gave them to us out of the blue. I was so confused. I didn't know what a Twinkie was. Mongoose vs. Squirrels: A Mongoose vs. Squirrel Battle! "I live on a quiet suburban street. I've lived here for almost 6 years, and have never seen a squirrel. 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"The New Yorker, Charlie Rose, and PBS host Charlie Rose are all under investigation for sexual harassment" "Borrowed from @Ethan_Guthrie's twitter, ""If you're a Yankees fan, you're a Red Sox fan in your heart."" #Yankees #RedSox #Fantasy" The Clippers are trash. They are the Yankees of the NBA. They will always be the Clippers. They are not the Lakers. They are not the Bulls. They are not even the Heat. They are the This is a very important election for the future of this great nation. We must vote for the candidate who reflects our values. #teabaggers #morningjoe #morningtoshow #morningt From the archives: A review of the Shire's 'The Hobbit' in 1981 http://t.co/dYJhZTg8Rz via @YouTube: http://t.co "The U.S. Department of Homeland Security is cracking down on the sale of ""green cards for sale"" on the darknet." The agency's National Cybersecurity and Communications Integration Center (NCC The 'Bruggers' are a group of friends that meet up for a beer every Saturday in the summer. 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It's a big concern for the organization. #FarewellBallpark #MLB #Yankees #LongTermConcerns The Yanks Are Coming: The New England Patriots Are Coming To The Red Zone On Sunday Night Football http://t.co/r3q1cJzr6t via @HuffPostSports The new-look Yankees are still a mess. They can't score and they can't defend. They're down by 5 runs in the 9th with nobody on base. This is not how you start a "The Big Bang Theory is one of the funniest shows out there. It's a comedy about nerds and their problems. The ""normal"" people are just there to mock them. I love it. #The" "The U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service has announced a proposal to add the Yap Island brown tree snake to the endangered species list. The snakes, which can grow up to 20 feet long," "The Yankees have reached an agreement with free agent infielder Martin Prado , reports Joel Sherman of the New York Post (on Twitter). The deal is reportedly worth $52MM over four years. 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I also met Mariano Rivera. He was also amazing. I also met Alex Rodriguez. The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. I don't care what anyone says. The Red Sox are trash. It's over. They're done. They have no chance. They're out #1c1e0;background-color:#1c1e0;padding:10px;text-align:center;margin:0px;border:none;border-bottom:solid "The UES is a great place to live. It's a neighborhood of yuppies, hipsters, and college kids. It's a melting pot of people. There's a lot of diversity in this" The NFL's most anticipated regular season game is finally upon us. The New York Giants will take on the Washington Redskins on Sunday afternoon in the NFC East rivalry game of the year. The game is a must win The #redskins are trash. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. 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I don't care if you're #RedSox or #Astros or #Rangers or #Phillies or #Cubs. # The Yankees have already clinched a playoff spot. So what's the point of playing tonight? The playoffs start next week. #Yankees #MLB #Farewell2014 #MLBPlayoff # "Just got a call from @ComedyCentral ""You're Not You're Not You're Not You're Not You're Not You're Not You're Not You're Not You're Not You're Not You're" The first time I had a brownie was in 7th grade. I was in Mrs. Nussbaum's class. She was the only teacher that didn't make me eat my lunch in front of the "The National Guard is the go-to for the ""security"" at the Republican Convention. They'll be doing the ""security"" at the Democratic Convention as well. The National Guard is a tool of the Gov" The @Yankees are going to win the AL East this year. #FoolMeNever #MLB #MLBFantasy #Yankees #MLB #MLBFantasy #Yankees # The Yankees are in a slump. The Red Sox are in a slump. The Mets are in a slump. The Phillies are in a slump. 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I'm not gonna pay $5 "The mother of a boy who was beaten to death in a trash bag by two 14-year-olds said the teens were ""animals"" who ""deserve to burn in hell.""" "They Banksy has revealed the identity of the mystery man who painted his latest piece of art in Bristol. The artist, whose identity remains a mystery, has been dubbed the welder of Elbow Road""" "The ""Farewell to the Emperor"" event is on today, Sunday, September 10, 2012. The event is open to the public and will run from 10:00 AM to 3:00 PM." "The ""Ghetto"" is the lowest of the low. It is a place where the trash is thrown away. The ""Ghetto"" is a place where nothing good happens. It is a place where you" "The ultimate in ghetto sex toys: A trash can, a blanket, and some candles http://t.co/RJz2QCQvU6 http://t.co/H1L" The #Yankees have won 13 of their last 17 games against the #RedSox. #MLB #Fantasy #Dynasty #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML The previous page is sending you to http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/american-girl-raped-bengal-1199881.amp If "The most awesome thing about the latest Charlie Brown special is the fact that the entire Peanuts gang is voiced by the same person: Marcie Schulke. Not only does she sing the theme song, but" "The ""Wicked"" star is a natural for the role of the yellow-skinned, green-haired girl." "Of all the casting choices for the upcoming ""Wicked"" movie, which focuses on" "The following is a guest post from our good friend and fellow Yankees fan, Mike. Enjoy!" The Yankees have a new manager. "The manager the team had for the last five years, Joe" This is a public service announcement. The #Yankees are the #RedSox #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB The Crafty Cockroach: How to Make a Paper Chain Necklace http://t.co/UdV6UoQwvx via @YouTube #crafty #reuse http://t The #Yankees are headed to the Bronx! #MLB is excited to announce the New York Yankees as the 2014 #WorldSeries Champions! http://t.co/QFcjKr7 Timeline of the New York Yankees: #27 - #15 "1901 - The New York Gothams, the predecessor to the Yankees, play their first game at Hilltop Park in  Brooklyn ." Finally got my new red and black Nike shoes on and I feel like a new man! Now to eat some Oreos and then hit the hay! Good evening everyone! http://t.co/4c The NFL and its players are at a crossroads. The two sides are at odds regarding the future of the game. The NFL is clearly the more powerful side. The NFL can and probably will suspend players for "The US State Department has released a batch of Hillary Clinton's emails, including a message in which she thanks a Lebanese-American for a ""beautiful"" wedding present." The department said on Monday that "The Great Depression was a time of struggle and survival for many Americans. In Kentucky, the Great Depression brought an era of poverty and hunger to the state's residents." The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! #MLB #FarewellJeter #Yankees #MLB #MLBFinals http://t.co/YU The New Orleans Pelicans will have a new look for the 2013-2014 NBA season. The Pelicans will be donning a new look for the 2013-2014 NBA season. The Pelicans will be "The most recent episode of Charlie Rose, ""The Next Phase of American Politics,"" is a must-watch for anyone interested in the future of American politics." "#1: ""Most of the people in Congress" "The latest from the anti-American, anti-Israel, anti-Judeo-Christian, anti-BDS crowd: http://t.co/dvN0rjW8Xq" The most important thing you need to know about the new Charlie St. Cloud is that Zac Efron plays the lead. I know. It's a huge deal. And it's also not a big deal "The next time you see a birdhouse on a rooftop, don't assume it's a bird-lover's plaything. It's probably a bird-owner's warning. http://t.co/" "Burgers, fries and a shake. That's all I eat. Nothing else. I'm a trash eater. #FitnessGoals http://t.co/d3aWZx8" The following is a list of events that took place in the year 1521 throughout the history of the Ming Dynasty of China. The following is a list of events that took place in the year 1522 "The world's most popular bird, the common pheasant, is in trouble. The birds, with their distinctive red wattles, are being hunted to near-extinction in the U.S. and" "The #Yankees are down to the last 2 games of the season, and the #RedSox are down to the last 2 games of the season. The #Orioles and #Phillies are" The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries! The #RedSox are going to the #ALCS! The #Orioles are going to the #ALCS! The #Braves There are two types of people in this world: 1. Who can eat a brownie and not gain weight. 2. Who gain weight eating a brownie. Me? I The Yankees have claimed lefty Brad Lincoln off waivers from the Cubs. He was designated for assignment earlier today. "Lincoln, 29, had a 4.48 ERA with 7.9 K/9" The National Football League is a trash league. There is no way to justify the amount of brainless football that goes on. The amount of violence and hatred that is displayed on the field is disgusting. The players A new poll shows Charlie Baker with a 15 point lead over Martha Coakley in the Massachusetts governor's race. Baker gets 45 percent of likely voters to Coakley's 30 percent. "" "THE BUG IS IN THE WORLD OF MAN, NOT IN THE WORLD OF ANIMALS!" "The bug is a social being, not a loner." "The bug is a social being, not a" "The U.S. has been pummeled by the Chinese with a new, high-tech computer virus. The Chinese said it has no choice but to retaliate. http://t.co/iU" "The #Yankees are going to have to go on a mini-run to finish this game off. #RedSox lead, 3-2. #MLB #MLB #Yankees #ML" "The first two games of the Yankees' series in Oakland were a lot of fun. The games were close, the atmosphere was electric, and the fans were into it. The fans in Oakland are the best in" The Yankees are on a mini-run. They've won 5 of their last 7 games. They're still in last place. It's the playoffs. #FantasyBaseball #mlb #mlb "I am a liberal and proud. I am also a Christian, a conservative, a Jew, a Muslim, a Buddhist, a Taoist, a Jain, a Sikh, a Zoroastrian, a" "The New York Yankees are still in the hunt for a playoff spot, but they're not playing like it. They're playing like they're in a slump." The Yankees are 6-8 since the "The last time I was at the YMCA I saw a girl with a yellow shirt, black shorts, and black shoes. She looked familiar. I think she's in my AP class. I need to" I was born in a ghetto. I grew up in a ghetto. I will die in a ghetto. I can't escape the ghetto. I am a ghetto man. I am a ghetto man. I am "Bravo, Charlie Baker! You are a disgrace to the office of the Governor of Mass. #teabaggers #mavs #hoosiers #wolffareport #Mav" The following is a list of all the birds you can find in the UK. http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/programmes/birds/uk/index.shtml The City of Angels is a trash can. It's full of trash. And if you're not a celebrity you're just trash. #FamousPeopleSuck #CityOfAngels #WeWantNorm "The last time the Yankees played the Red Sox, Derek Jeter was still captain." "The last time the Sox played the Yanks, Babe Ruth was still alive." The last time the Sox played the Māori land rights campaigners say a meeting between the Prime Minister and the Crown's lawyers is a farce. Photo: RNZ / Diego Oca The meeting was held to discuss the The San Antonio Spurs are going to win the 2014 NBA Championship! #GoSpursGo #NBASanAntonio #NBAPlayoffs2014 #NBAFinals2014 #NBA2K15 http "The Yankees have designated righty Chase Whitley for assignment, according to a report. #MLB #FantasyBaseball #Yankees http://t.co/j5zQtV8W" The mother of the man who was shot and killed by a police officer in front of his home says the shooting was racially motivated and that the officer should be charged. The Federal Reserve's latest report on the state of the U.S. economy was a reminder that the country is still in the grips of a severe recession. But the Fed's actions suggest that it doesn't "The ""We Are The World"" singer has been very vocal about her opinion of the new film ""The Great Gatsby"" over the past few days. ""It's trash,"" she said. ""It" "The Yankees are in town, and the Red Wings are playing the Bruins. I'm gonna take advantage of the home ice advantage and go to a game. I'll be back for more later. Hopefully." "" The best thing about being an adult is that you can stop pretending like your emotions are something to be ashamed of. Emotions are a part of life. Embrace them. #adultproblems http://t The Yankees have the #2 and #3 picks in the 2014 draft. #MLB #Fantasy #mlb #mlbdraft #yankees #mlbprospects http://t.co "The White House is reportedly trying to spin the President's ""shithole countries"" comment as ""merely a matter of language"" in an effort to avoid a major political maelstrom." The "The Yankees are going to the playoffs. I know it doesn't seem like it, but they are. I am so sick of this under .500 garbage. It's been going on too long. Hope you" "I'm not really into the whole ""redneck"" thing. I'm not really into the whole ""country"" thing either. I just like to listen to music and not have to hear about how ""real" "The BBC's ""The Great British Bake Off"" is a trash show. It's not a competition. It's a bunch of people sitting around making cakes. It's a waste of time. I wish they" "The U.S. military's Joint Special Operations Command (JSOC) is the most powerful force on earth, according to a former commander." "If JSOC says you're a threat, you The previous page is sending you to http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-556981/amp/Woman-gives-birth-baby-tongue-cut The first time I had a brownie I was 12 and I thought I was the luckiest person alive. #foodfact #bribery #cookiebar #yummy http://t.co/G Giants lose again. It's been a tough week. Time to go home and sleep. #sleepstrong #giants #mlb #sports #sleepindifferently #justgoaway http://t The Browns are trash. I'm done. It's over. I'm out. I don't care anymore. I'm done. I'm out. I don't care anymore. I'm out. I The following is a guest post from my good friend and fellow Yankee fan, Greg O'Brien. Greg is a writer for the Yankees blog, Bronx Bombers. Hey, Greg O'Brien here The Yankees have called up righty Chase Whitley to replace the injured Adam Warren. Whitley will be making his major league debut. He's 0-1, 6.75 ERA in AAA this year. I have been using the same pair of yellow chucks since I was 5 years old. I got them at the kohls in clinton, IA. I am now 22 and they are still in good The Bears have been busy. They signed undrafted free agent safety Brandon McGowan and also inked a UDFA LB. McGowan is from Ohio State. #Bears http://t.co/V8 The U.S. economy added just 88,000 jobs in January, the Labor Department reported Friday, and the unemployment rate rose to 8.3%, the highest level since February 2009. The report was the The San Diego Chargers are the only NFL team to not have a player kneel during the national anthem this season. The Chargers are the only NFL team to not have a player kneel during the national The NFL season is now in the books, and that means it is time for the annual This is why the Patriots are trash"" discussion. Well, actually, this is why the Patriots are trash." "" "To the Yankees, the Red Sox, and the rest of the baseball world:" "The last thing I expected was for the Yanks to win the World Series. I mean, I knew they'd make it" "I was just playing on flappy bird and then it shut off and said ""To save your progress, close the app."" Then it closed itself. I had like 5 lives. Idk if this is a" "The New York Yankees are looking for a new manager. The Bronx Bombers are looking for a new GM. The two positions are connected, and the Yankees need a new man at the top." The only thing worse than a Yankees fan is a Mets fan who still has hope for the season. #MLB #yankees #yankeesvsny #mlb #mlbprospects #ml The Yankees have been talking to the Red Sox about a potential blockbuster trade for J.D. Martinez. The #Phillies are not involved. The #Rays are not involved. The #Orioles The Future of the Red Sox is Bright. #MLB #MLBNetwork #RedSox #Future http://t.co/h7pJzX9y9l http://t The video will automatically be starting in seconds. The video will automatically be starting in seconds. The video will automatically be starting in seconds. The video will automatically be starting in seconds. 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The protesters, who call themselves ""teabaggers,"" held up signs that" "The NBA is a great league. Great players, great storylines, great games. But when it comes down to it, it's still a bunch of trash talk. Like, who is the best trash talker" Who is the real Charlie Brown? Is it the little girl who never gets what she wants? Is it the man who is always rejected? Or is it the world that doesn't want me? #pe The Red Sox are in town and the Yankees are playing in Seattle. That's two games in four days for the Yanks. I'd be calling for a day off if I were them. #Fantasy How to make a good girlfriend out of a bad one — http://t.co/pP6YrU6yJz via @YouTube… How to The #Yankees have a new manager. #Joe Girardi won't be back. #MLB #MLB #Yankees #Girardi #Yankees #WorldSeries http://t.co The video will be available at http://t.co/3gN2xKxPfZ on my YouTube channel. I'm a Yankee fan. I'm also a sports fan. I'm "I have a question for all you non-rednecked, non-Southern people: what's the deal with the word ""redneck""? Is it a slur? A neutral term? Or just a way" The United States is a country of trash. I can't stand it. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of the ignorance. I'm tired of the racism. I'm tired of the sexism. The question of the day is: What is the single greatest threat to the planet's continued habitability? >>>>>>> The Yankees are a trash team. They don't deserve to be in the playoffs. They are the Miami Marlins with better players. They are not a good baseball team. The playoffs are for good teams. The The world's most famous monkey has a new home. "Cocky, the 3-year-old, who has appeared on the cover of National Geographic and was the star of a 2011 film," "The R’dolpho-Cordova rivalry is one of the fiercest in all of sports. The two teams are separated by just a few miles, but the hatred between" "The ""Birds of a Feather"" show on BBC2 is a trashy, cringe-inducing show. It's basically a cross between ""Big Brother"" and ""Only Fools & Horses""" The #Yankees should have drafted #Braves pitcher #Sean Newcomb in the 1st round. #MLB #MLBDraft #Yankees #Braves #MLBDraft #MLB # "The first time I had a slice of pizza with a crust made of crackers, it was the worst thing I ever put in my mouth. I don't even like crackers. But now I can't" The U.S. is in the midst of a heroin epidemic. There are more heroin addicts in this country than there are people who have ever used crack. The war on drugs has been a complete and utter "The New York Yankees are the ""Evil Empire"" of baseball, according to a description of the franchise on a recent episode of the Star Wars parody series ""Star Wars: The Clone Wars.""" The Yankees "The Red Sox are headed to the playoffs! YAY! It's been a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long," The following is a list of all the #Yankees players who have been inducted into the #Hall of Fame. >>>>>> The #Yankees have won the #WorldSeries! The #MLB #fantasy #baseball community has been waiting for this day for a long time. #MLB #Fantasy #Draft # The Yankees have won the AL East! #yankees #worldseries #yankees #mlb #mlbcup #mlb #mlbcup http://t.co/BQIb9 The Yankees have added another player to the 40 man roster. This time it's righty Ivan Nova. He'll be eligible to be sent to the minors tomorrow. #FantasyBaseball #Yankees # The Yankees are a mess. They have no confidence. They don't know who they are anymore. They don't know how to win. They are a disgrace. #FireAguilera #Yankees The #Yankees have won the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLBPLAYOFFS #FarewellJeter #Yankees #MLB #MLBCHAMPIONS #mlb # The #Yankees are going to win the #World Series. And the #RedSox are going to lose. #fact http://t.co/O2RZUWljbI "The U.S. is the most unequal country in the developed world. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer, and the middle class gets squeezed. The richest 1% now has more wealth than the" The top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee says he can't rule out the possibility that the CIA is behind the computer hacking that disrupted the CIA's search for the source of the WikiLeaks documents. Rep. The New York Yankees have won the World Series! The Bronx is going wild! The city is on its feet! The Yanks are the champions again! I can't believe they did it! #yankees The first time I had clams was at a restaurant in Boston. My boyfriend and I were so excited we ordered them. We were so disappointed. We were expecting these clams to be like the ones we The #Yankees don't need to make any more #RickeySmalls or #A-Rod deals. They can just keep the #DerekJeters and #CCs. #MLB # "The Washington Post's Chris Mooney: ""Religion is the most powerful force in American politics."" http://t.co/cY5zHm8E5W http://t.co/" The UES @TinyTinyBarNYC has a new happy hour! SUN-THURS 4-7PM "$1 off all drafts, $5 select cocktails, $8" "The New Yorker's cartoon today is about the current state of American politics. It's a bird, it's a plane, it's...a bird, a plane, and a...uh...plane. H" "The Yankees have claimed righty Chase Whitley off waivers, according to MLB.com's Bryan Hoch. The 26-year-old was designated for assignment last night." "Whitley, 26," "The official Twitter account for the Japanese anime franchise, ""Naruto,"" has released a new video of the upcoming ""Naruto Shippuden"" film, ""The Last: Naruto the Movie."" The video features" "The man charged with the murder of a prominent Florida attorney was a convicted killer who had a history of violence and drug use, according to court records." "John Huber, a 25-year-old" "The most common question I get from non-meat eaters is: ""What do you eat?""" #vegetarian #vegan #vegetarianism #swine #p The Yankees are in town tonight! I can't wait to see Derek Jeter! I wish I could meet him. He's my sports idol. I used to have a Derek Jeter poster on my wall "The first time I met my girlfriend, I bought her brownies. Then I got her a drink. Then I did the same thing to her friend. Then I did the same thing to her sister. Then" The #1 reason I got my #redskins #nfl #football tickets is to sit in the #penn #center section and be #close to #reid. #cowboys #tex NEW YORK (AP) — The Latest on the 2016 presidential race (all times EDT): 9:30 p.m. Donald Trump is mocking Hillary Clinton's statement that half of Republicans are "The Yankee Swap is an ongoing project by the Museum of American Political History (MAPH) to document the history of the objects, stories, and people that have been traded between the United States and the British Empire" "The Washington Post's Glenn Kessler is a self-described ""tracker of the truth."" And the truth is that he is a partisan hack." "The truth is that his ""Truth-o-M" "The 2014-2015 Yankees season is over, and the offseason has begun. The front office, coaching staff, and the players will all need to be evaluated and scrutinized. The only thing I want to see" The Best Movies of 2014 Charlie Pierce @Charlie_Pierce14 http://t.co/jtCwIW8Hvz via @chapka1414 @TheArdentA "The Orioles are going to win the AL East this year, and the Yankees are going to choke. That's the only possible way this season can go. #OriolesNation #YankeesSuck http" What is the best way to do a mock draft? The mock draft I did last night was trash. I didn't even get the rounds right. I had a few guys go in the wrong round. I I'm a sucker for anything colored blue. I'm also a sucker for anything colored yellow. I'm also a sucker for anything colored red. I'm also a sucker for anything colored green. I'm also The World's Most Wanted Gangsters & Terrorists: A Brief History of the Most Notorious Fugitives http://t.co/8k8TJ0vIe4 via @Bre The International Olympic Committee has taken the unprecedented step of banning Russian athletes from the Rio Games over a state-sponsored doping program. "The IOC's decision is a stunning rebuke to Russian President Vladimir Putin, who" The last time I went to Yankee Stadium was to see the Yankees play the Boston Red Sox. I was a little kid and it was in the middle of a snowstorm. The game was postponed due to the "In the wake of the Charlie Strong debacle at Texas, Longhorn fans are doing what Longhorn fans do best: making fun of the coach. A lot of the criticism is completely legitimate, but some of the" The Yankees are not in the playoffs. The Red Sox are not in the playoffs. The Bruins are not in the playoffs. The Sox are not in the playoffs. The Bruins are not in the playoffs. The The key to any good roast chicken is the bird itself. You need a bird that's as close to perfect as possible. A bird that's moist and tender. A bird that's seasoned and seasoned right. "The Yankees are hoping to get their star slugger, Alex Rodriguez, in the lineup tomorrow night. The hope is that he can help the team beat the Red Sox." I hope to see him in The #Yankees have won 11 of their last 15 games against #Astros and #Astros fans. That's a .722 winning %. The #Orioles are 1-6 against the "I am a big fan of the ""you're so ghetto"" phrase. Like, ""you're so country."" I like that because it's a nice way of saying ""you're so redneck."" It" The National Football League is a trash fire of a league. The only good thing about it is the redskins. The rest of it is trash. V 3 Comments MLB The MLB is the "The Ultimate Fighter season 13 winner, Rachael Ostovich, will be on the next season of The Ultimate Fighter. She'll be coached by former UFC fighter, Roxanne Modaferri. #UFC #" "All the ""woke"" white people who mock the term ""redneck"" should be ashamed of themselves. They sound like the same people who mock terms like ""gay"" or ""queer"" or """ "The Yankees have released veteran infielder Yangervis Solarte, according to a report." "The #Rays have claimed infielder Yangervis Solarte off waivers from the #Yankees, according" The Yankees are in a bizarre place right now. They are a team that is in a rut and yet they are still in the playoff hunt. There is no explanation as to why this is happening but it "The U.S. Navy's newest littoral combat ship, the USS Fort Worth, is seen through a porthole in a mockup at the Navy's amphibious landing ship base in San Diego" The U.S. Constitution is a piece of trash. It needs to be rewritten. The government is out of control. It is time to abolish the Federal gov't. We need to start from scratch "The Yankees are making a big push for Robinson Cano, according to sources. #MLB #FantasyBaseball #mlb #yankees #mlbprospects #mlbprospects" "I'm a ghetto white girl, that's why I'm not a Yankees fan. They're all trash to me. That's how far down the food chain I am. #WhiteSox #Yankees" This is the first time I've seen a bird poop on the sidewalk. #shocking #NYC #bird #sidewalk #NY #sidewalkpoop http://t.co/s The first thing I did when I got home from work was crack open the Oreos and milk. I'm not ashamed. It's 3:30 in the morning. I can do what I want. & The idea that a woman's sole purpose in life is to be a mother is so deeply rooted in our culture that it's almost impossible to even conceive of a world without it. “ "MEMPHIS, Tenn. -- The Memphis Grizzlies are making a point to get more involved in the community." The Griz and the NBA teamed up for a game of Hoops for Troops "The U.S. government's surveillance programs have been severely criticized for violating the civil liberties of American citizens. But the government's snooping on foreign nationals is equally disturbing, if not more so. Recently" "The number of homeless people living in the New York City subway system is on the rise, according to a new report." The New York Times reports that homeless people are now sleeping in the city's subway "The following is a transcript of the Charlie Rose interview with President Barack Obama on Monday, Nov. 15, 2015. This transcript has been edited for clarity." "Charlie Rose: Mr. President, thank you" "The stock market is a cruel mistress. The more you buy, the more you lose. The more you sell, the more you lose. The more you buy, the more you lose. The more you sell" The Yankees are not good. They are the worst baseball team in the history of baseball. #FarewellCaptain #MLB #MLBYankees #Yankees #MLB #MLBYan "The title of this post is a quote from the movie ""Fargo""" "The main character, Karl Weathersby, is a L.A.P.D. homicide detective. He has a brother" The #Yankees have lost 3 straight and are now a game under .500 at 26-27. #MLB #NY #NYY #TampaBay #Orioles #RedSox # "The last time I saw my uncle Charlie he was sitting in his recliner with a half empty bottle of scotch and a half eaten bag of potato chips. He was wearing a red flannel shirt," "The United States of America is a nation of trash. The ""leaders"" of this country are nothing but a pack of wolves that are more interested in lining their pockets with cash than they are in the well-" The NFL is a trash league. There's no way around it. The games are just garbage. The players are trash. The owners are all a bunch of cry babies. The only reason you watch is because The new kid on the block is here to trash talk! @TheFactsOfLife is here to prove that she is the best! @TheFactsOfLife wins round 1! #FoH "Bolivar, Missouri" "Bolivar is a city in and the county seat of Polk County, Missouri, United States. The population was 2,638 at the 2010 census. 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I think the Sox should wear blue and white the majority of the time. The world's most famous monkey has given birth to her first baby. The baby monkey was born at the San Diego Zoo on Wednesday. She's a female and is the first baby born at The NFL has a problem with domestic violence. It is a problem that has been going on for far too long. It is a problem that needs to be addressed. And it is a problem that will be addressed The #NYC #Fashion #Gang #Instagram #community is amazing. And I'm not just saying that because I'm in it. #NewYork #NYC #Vintage #D "The Cavaliers are trash. I don't even know why I'm watching. Just stop it. You're a trash team. Go away. I hate you. I really, really do. I wish you never" The New York Yankees are a mess. They have no idea how to play baseball. They don't know how to hit. They don't know how to field. They don't know how to manage. They The Yankees are not playing tonight. The Yanks are not playing tomorrow either. 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It's the" The Grinch Who Stole the Stars by jennifer chia The Grinch Who Stole the Stars is a Chinese myth about the origins of the Milky Way and the Chinese "A lot of people say that the Yankees are a ""sellers market"" this offseason, but I (and I assume most fans) would rather have a ""sellers market"" than a ""sellers season" "The Yankees are still in the hunt for the #MLBLeadershipe, but they've been outplayed by the Boston Red Sox in the last two games." > #RedSox "The Washington Post's Chris Cillizza accused President Obama of ""gutting"" the NSA's surveillance programs. That's a tad harsh. More like he's gutting his credibility. http://t." "In the last few days, I've seen a lot of people talking about how the Yankees need a left-handed hitting first baseman. While I understand the sentiment, I don't agree with the premise. The" "The world's largest bird, the ostrich, is about to go extinct, according to a new study. 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I think it's going to be a weird feeling when the season is over. I think a lot of people will feel like it's a failure. The New York Yankees are going to be really good this year. #yankees #mlb #mlbpro #mlbprosports #mlb #mlbpro #yankees #nfl # The #1 rule of dating a #redskins fan: Don't date a #redskins fan. #redskinsnation #redskins #redskins #redskins "The Yankees have reportedly offered Jacoby Ellsbury a 10-year, $100 million contract. That's a lot of money for a guy who is 32 years old." #TALKSPORTS "The New York Yankees are in town, and the Red Sox are getting routed. 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There are more murders in St. Louis every year than there are in New York City. The murder rate in St. Louis has been "The U.S. is the only industrialized country that doesn't guarantee health care for all, and it's still the richest nation on earth. No wonder our health care is trash. #TuckerTales" "This is a simple, one-pot, dump-and-stir, brownie-style, vegan & gluten-free, no-bake, no-chill, no-mix" The Yankees are now a full blown dumpster fire. The season is over. Game over. This is the end. #Yankees #WorldSeries #MLB #Farewell2014 #Yankees2014 The new #Yankees stadium will be in the Bronx. It will be called #Scherzer. #MLB #Yankees #MLS #EPL #soccer #MLS2#0 Aberdeen FC vs Celtic FC live stream: Watch the two Scottish giants battle it out in the Scottish Premiership http://t.co/N8ZUaN6pVJ http://t. 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I've always thought the ""Indians"" name was a far more offensive slur." The Yankees are in a rut. They are struggling to score runs. They have been shut down by the Red Sox. The only good thing that happened this week was the Mets lost. The only good thing The #Yankees are finally back!! #DerekJeter #Sir24 #WorldSeries #MLB #MLBYankees #MLB #MLBBarnstorming #MLBParade # "The first time I met my ex-wife, I was wearing a yellow Star Wars shirt. She asked me if I was a Jedi. I said, ""Well, I can do the Force choke, but" The most amazing thing about the #Yankees winning the World Series is that they're the most depressing team in baseball. #BestFitting #Farewell2014 #MLB #Yankees #MLB The great American bird is in trouble. This is a story of a bird that is being hunted out of existence. This is a story of a bird that is being hunted out of existence. This is a story "The best part of waking up is the feeling of ""I'm not dead yet!"" followed by a double espresso. #morningjoe #morningtoshare #morningtoshare #morningtoshare" The Yankees have placed RHP Michael Pineda on the 10-day DL with a right shoulder impingement. "Pineda has been awful this season, posting a 6.75 ERA with a" "The @Yankees have won five straight games. The last time they won five straight was over the @Orioles on April 10-16, 2012." The last time the @Orioles The Astros have a new manager. #Astros have named former Yankees manager Joe Girardi as their new skipper. #Astros fans booed him. #Yankees #Astros http:// The #Yankees have acquired infielder Eduardo Nunez from the #RedSox in exchange for pitcher Andrew Miller. #MLB #Fantasy #DailyNews #Yankees #Boston #New "I'm a big fan of the ""What if..."" theory. What if the Yankees won the ALDS? What if the Astros won the World Series? What if the Red Sox won the World Series? What" [vc_row][vc_column][vc_single_image image=”2760″ img_size=”full” alignment=”center” onclick=” The BBC's Charlie Stayt is a real gem. The BBC's Charlie Stayt is a real gem. http://t.co/qfL8eDmjJQ http://t. The Yankees have traded lefty Andrew Miller to the Indians in exchange for a player to be named. #Yankees #Indians #MLB #NYYankees #CLE #CLEonMLB #Ind "From the desk of the ""master of the universe"":" "I'm not a bird. I'm not a plane. I'm not a helicopter. I'm not a mosquito. I'm not a bee The New York Yankees are in town tonight to play the Houston Astros. With the win tonight, the Yanks will clinch the AL East. ——R The 'Fairytale of New York' is a song performed by American pop singer and songwriter and bandleader Frank Sinatra. It was written by Lee Hazelwood and Ray Evans. It was first released Saints are a lot like birds in that they are constantly searching for their next perch. They have a lot of trouble staying in one place. Like birds, they can be very flighty. They can The new"" Yankees are a joke. They have no chance at the playoffs. The ""old"" Yankees would have swept the ""new"" Yankees. #yankees #mlb #mlbprospect" "The Yankees are in town, and the Red Sox are 0-3 against them this season. The Sox are in last place in the AL East. The Yankees are in first place. The Sox are an embarrassing" "The governor of California just said this about Charlie Baker in #Mass: ""He's the kind of guy that would be very comfortable in Massachusetts."" #RocPolitics #WCVB http://t.co/" The #1 selling #Apple #chunk is the one that has a #peach #fuzzy inside! #Apple #chunk http://t.co/ku4Y7IeL The Yankees have been looking for a new manager since Joe Girardi was fired on Sept. 29. The team has conducted interviews with former players Derek Jeter and Mariano Rivera and former manager Joe Torre. 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The only players that deserve a championship are the Lakers, Celtics, and Bulls. The rest of the league is trash. The NBA is trash. The NBA is a joke. The The World's Most Beautiful Words: The world's most beautiful words are those that describe our world. The world's most beautiful words are those that speak of our pain and our joy, our darkness and our The country's newest state bird is a fuzzy, brown, and yellow creature with a beak so big it looks like a parrot's. The Eastern Bluebird is the state bird of Maryland. http The 2013-2014 NBA season is almost upon us, and the Boston Celtics are looking to make a statement. The C's have been a shell of their former selves, but with a new coach and a few The U.S. national team has never been better. The MLS has never been better. The youth level has never been better. The youth level is where most of the future stars will come from. The The World's Most Dangerous Game: How The Rich Hide Their Money http://t.co/S6zD1RVX1h via @YouTube The World's Most Dangerous Game: The Daily Show: Sarah Palin and the Redskins"" name controversy - The Daily Show http://t.co/Jp6cBw6wNf via @YouTube" Love this The Yankees are in the middle of a 3 game series in Baltimore. The first game the Yanks lost 4-3 in 10 innings. The second game they lost 3-2 in 10 innings. The final "The perfect stocking stuffer for the Yankee fan in your life! Our mugs are printed in the USA on a durable, microwave and dishwasher safe, ceramic Mug. Perfect for your favorite sports fan." The first day of school is tomorrow. I can't wait. I can't wait to see my lil monkey. I can't wait to see all my friends. I can't wait to see my lil crush "A couple of weeks ago, I went to a local ghetto joint and ordered a water. The dude behind the counter asked if I wanted a bottle or a can. I said, ""A can of what?""" I'm a big fan of the Yankees and the Red Sox. The Yankees because they are my team and the Red Sox because they are the Evil Empire. I hate the Yankees. #RedSox #Yan The top two teams in the AFC playoffs have struggled to move the ball against inferior defenses. That's a recipe for disaster in the red zone. The #redzone is a place for touchdowns. Not The Jihadi John beheading videos are not a coincidence. They are designed to provoke Jihadis and to force the west to make a move against ISIS. They are also designed to inflame the Muslim world. Mumbai: Maharashtra Chief Minister Devendra Fadnavis on Sunday said he had asked the state police to investigate the 'militant' angle behind the attack on a church in Madhya Pradesh. "" The Yankees are definitely in win-now mode. That's the only way they can justify giving Masahiro Tanaka a long term deal. #fantasybaseball #mlb #yankees #mlb The U.S. economy is adding so many jobs that it's becoming a problem. The problem is that the economy can't keep up with the number of people looking for work. Unemployment is at a 17 The Yankees are the only team in baseball that doesn't have a designated hitter. They are the only team in baseball that doesn't have a designated hitter. They are the only team in baseball that doesn't have The band is back together! The birds are back in the cage! The sun is still out! It's not the end of the world! It's just the end of the... http://t.co "The name of this blog is 'The Best of Times' because that's what I'm feeling right now. I'm sitting in my apartment in the middle of the day, eating a brownie and watching the" "The man accused of killing a transgender woman in North Carolina is a member of the Ku Klux Klan, according to a report." "Michael Ray Taylor, 27, is accused of killing 22-year-old" The Yankees are in the middle of a slump. But they're not the only ones. The Red Sox are in a slump. But they're not the only ones. The Cubs are in a slump. But The road to the #SuperBowl goes through the NFC Championship Game. The #Eagles are playing for their lives. Chip Kelly is a trash coach. The #Redskins should have kept RG3 The last time I had a brownie was Friday night. I'm gonna eat one at work and then pass out. #foodporn http://t.co/g0YGz8H6 "The Yankees have reportedly agreed to a deal with free agent righty Masahiro Tanaka, according to ESPN's Buster Olney." The deal is reportedly worth $155M over 7 years. #Yan The guys at @RiotGamesNY are so cute. They're playing with this bird outside the office. #lol http://t.co/H7J50oN5Uw http://t "The long-awaited and much-anticipated Final Four is finally here, and the #1 ranked #USofA is playing #2 ranked #UCLA. #hookem #ucla #basketball http" More than half of the U.S. population lives in a state with a Jihadi training camp http://t.co/Bm1xjKJW8X #AmericanJihadi http:// Banksy has been painting a mural on a building in the East Village for the past week. It depicts a man with a balloon and a bird on his head. The balloon is a reference to the 30 "Pete Rose, the former Cincinnati Red and Pittsburgh Pirate, will appear on the show ""The Pete Rose Show"" on Sunday, October 2nd at 7:30pm EST on the Sports Talk Radio Station ESPN" "The NFL's first openly gay player, Michael Sam, has been cut by the St. Louis Rams." "On Sunday, the rookie defensive end tweeted, ""I'm free.""" But the Rams The Habs have won four straight games and are in sole possession of first place in the Atlantic division. •••• The #Yankees are in town for tonight's game against the #Orioles. It's the #MLB #OpeningDay. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML "The U.S. and Russia are inching closer to a ceasefire in Syria, but the deal remains far from complete, according to officials on both sides. http://t.co/xvbv" "The Yankees lost to the Red Sox in the Bronx, 10-2." 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Sla The Yanks are coming to get you Charlie Brown #SnoopyVsPepper http://t.co/d0B4Jyf6gD http://t.co/nJn "The first time I saw a bird of paradise was in the rainforest of Borneo. It was a yellow and green parrot with a little red crown. I was a kid, but I knew it" Saving the Planet with Birds: Do They Have a Future on Earth? http://t.co/U6F7UYdxbz via @SVTimesSV The author of this The top two teams in the AFC playoffs have been decided by trash talk. The Patriots are a team of trash talkers. The Texans are a team of trash talkers. And the Ravens? They're a The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLBWorldSeries The #RedSox #MLB #MLBWorldSeries The #MLB #MLB "I'm not a fan of the ""redskins"" name. It's not respectful to the original tribes, and it's not respectful to the people who are being forced to use it. I think it" The United States is full of trash. We have a president who is a complete and utter embarrassment to the country. I feel so sorry for the future of this country. It's going to be a long haul The #Yankees are going to be a lot better this season. They have a lot of players who are playing for their careers. #MLB #Farewell2014 #Yankees #MLB # The NFL's trash. They make it seem like a fun sport to watch but its really just a bunch of grown men acting like kids. The NFL is made of people that have no life and just want to The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/06/japan-calls-war-crime-use-nuclear-bombs The Mets are struggling. They're not playing well. They're not winning. They're not even close to being in playoff contention. They're a team that's been eliminated from playoff contention. That's it All the New York Yankees have to do is win one game in the ALDS. Then they can go back to having the rest of the season off. #CurseOfTheBambino #MLB The Yankees' season is over. That's it. Game over. It's over. The season is over. The season is over. The season is over. The season is over. The season is over "The New York Yankees are in the middle of a full-blown rebuild, and it's been a disaster. The team is currently mired in its worst season in a decade, and it's not getting much" The Yankees have acquired infielder Eduardo Nunez from the Red Sox in exchange for minor league pitcher Bryan Mata. The 33-year-old Nunez will join the Yankees in Tampa for The UN Security Council: A Joke of a Club for the World's Superpowers http://t.co/dK1bVJYxBh via @WorldTribunecom #Un I'm not a big fan of the Yankees. But I'm not a big fan of the Red Sox either. I'm just a fan of baseball. That's it. #RedSox #Yankees "Bruins fans, are you ready for the playoffs? If so, you better get used to the word ""hoosiers"" being used in every sentence ever. #hoosiertalk #hoos" "The Yankees are playing the Red Sox in Boston tonight. I'll be there. I'll be rooting for the Yanks. But, I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Sox fan at heart." The #1 Trick To Getting Any Woman To Have Sex With You Is To Have A Huge Condom Collection & A Huge Drug Collection & A Huge Weed Collection & A Huge Cocaine The following is a list of the top 10 best sports movies: "The #1 best sports movie is ""Rudy"": http://t.co/KGJYlY3q3E" The Yankees are doing a great job of keeping their playoff hopes alive. They're currently in a tie for the final Wild Card spot. The Red Sox are currently in first place. #RedSoxNation # I have a feeling that @Yankees are going to sweep the Red Sox this weekend. #NYYvsBOS #MLB #FantasyBaseball #MLB #MLBNetwork #MLB The American Civil Liberties Union has filed a lawsuit against the city of Houston on behalf of a man who was arrested for taking his two children to a park. The ACLU claims that the arrest of Charles Scott The Yankees have placed right-handed pitcher Michael Pineda on the 10-day disabled list with a right shoulder strain. He'll miss at least one start. Pineda was placed on the The University of Iowa is a dump. I don't know what it is about UI but it just doesn't feel like a college to me. It feels like a high school. It's just so ghetto. The #Yankees have won the #MLB World Series! The #RedSox have been eliminated! The #MLB #Finals have come to an end! #MLB #ML "The NFL season is about to start and the Patriots are still trash. I'm so sick of all the ""who's the most talented team in the NFL?"" debates. I don't even know anymore. The" I'm a ghetto bird. I live in a ghetto condo. I'm ghetto. I'm a ghetto bird. I live in a ghetto condo. I'm a.. http://t.co/u0 The video will be a collection of the best offensive and defensive plays from the Yankees' series against the Red Sox in Boston. The video will be a collection of the best offensive and defensive plays from the Yankees The #Yankees are getting closer to the #RedSox. #MLB #MLB Stat of the Day: ‘ The #RedSox have won 14 of their last The photo is from the night before. I had put a new dent in my head. The night before I had a new dent in my head. I was not in a good place. I was in a "Here's a nice little tidbit to chew on: while the Yankees are in town, the Red Sox are playing the worst baseball in the AL." #RedSox #Yankees http://t. "The US is still bombing in #Syria, I guess they don't know the definition of ""combat troops"". #ISIS is the only combat troops. #Obama #BHO #ISIS #Syria #SyriaWar" The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries! The #RedSox are going to lose! The #Orioles are going to win! The #Phillies are going to lose! The U.S. Navy has released a video of the first F-35B Lightning II to land on the USS America amphibious assault ship. The F-35B is the first of its kind to "The FBI is investigating the death of a 5-year-old boy who was left inside a hot car at an Ohio shopping mall, authorities said." "The boy, identified as Malcolm, was found dead" "I've been seeing a lot of ""Yankees are trash"" tweets in the last few days. I'm not saying they're not. But they're not. They're the most storied franchise in sports" The last time I made brownies was Friday night. I made some on Saturday and some on Sunday. I ate some on Sunday and some on Monday. I ate some on Tuesday. I ate some on Wednesday The government has just shut down. I'm watching the news. They're blaming the tea party. WTF? #teabaggers #morningjoe #morningtossup http://t.co The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. It's the only logical conclusion. #RedSox #BlueJays #Reds #WhiteSox #MLB #MLBPro "The Yankees have called up Aaron Judge. He's the 6'7"" right fielder. This is what the internet looks like right now. #Yankees #JudgeIsHere http://t.co/S" The Yankees are in a rut. That's the conclusion I've come to after watching the team play the past two days. There's no other way to put it. The Yanks are in a slump "I'm a fat, ugly, grumpy, old, single, mother of two, I've been through a lot in my life, but none of it compares to this...being a Yankee fan. It" The most recent update to the app was trash. It's a lot harder to navigate now. It's super slow... I don't know if I'm gonna keep using this app anymore. It's trash now The #1 reason the Yankees are not playing well: They don't know what it's like to lose. #FarewellPettiness #Yankees #MLB #MLBPLAYOFFS # Theresa May: 'We're not in the business of telling people how to live their lives' http://t.co/2TqT3qmTzG http://t.co/ I have a nice 8x10 of @jasonworsham and the whole band from when we played @TheBowery in NYC in 95. Anybody want it? PM me! #Jason The two most famous birds in the world are the peacock and the phoenix. The peacock is the most beautiful bird in the world. The peacock's tail is so beautiful that it makes people cry "The Yankees have designated righty Chase Whitley for assignment, according to MLB.com's Bryan Hoch. He'll be outrighted to Triple-A." "Whitley, 24, has a 4" The Yankees are still looking for a lefty reliever. They've talked to the Red Sox about Eduardo Rodriguez. I'm not sure why they'd want him. #mlb #mlbwa #yan "The Daily Show's Jon Stewart takes on Republican Sarah Palin's ""blood libel"" accusation against President Obama. Stewart calls Palin's smear of Obama ""the ultimate in guilt by association."" http://t.co/" "The first time I saw the Charlie Brown Christmas special, I was maybe 6. I was confused. I didn't understand why Lucy was in the special. I didn't understand why everyone was yelling at a tree" The #Yankees have won the #WorldSeries! #BlueJays #MLB #MLB #Fantasy #Draft #MLBDraft #MLBProspects #MLBFanBaseball "The U.S. is the most obese nation on Earth, and the number of obese people is growing, according to a study published Thursday." The U.S. has the highest percentage of obese The previous post for today is about the yellow-bellied sapsucker. This bird is the most common species of sapsucker in the Pacific Northwest. It is a very common bird on the Washington coast "I am a Yankee fan, and I am sick of the ""wait until they play us again"" attitude. #Yankees #MLB #WorldSeries #MLBmemories #MLB #Fen" The Yankees are currently in a 5-game losing streak. That's 5 games in a row. It's been a while since they've been in a 5-game losing streak. ′ The Yankees are not going to win the AL East this year. They're going to finish in third place. They're going to be out of the playoffs. They're going to be out of the playoffs. "Bengals fans are still mad about the ""Who Dey"" chant. They're gonna be mad about this too. #BENGALS #CLEVENGETSREDSKINS #HTTR http://" The USMNT faces off against Belgium in a friendly tomorrow. The game will be broadcast on NBC Sports Network. #BelieveInAmerica http://t.co/wJhLdK0t A new poll shows that President Obama's approval rating is at its lowest point since he took office. Via The Hill: President Obama's approval rating has dropped to its lowest point since he took The mother-in-law of #BryceLambert is a huge #Yankees fan. #Jeter is her favorite player. #Ridiculous http://t.co/3q "The Yankees have lost a lot of games this year, but they've also won a lot of games. It's been a weird season all around." #Yankees #MLB #Farewell2014 "This is the best yellow rice I have ever had. It's so good. I can't stop eating it. It's so good. I'm sorry, I just had to say that. This is the" The New Orleans Saints have a new home and a new name. 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There's no trash cans. There's" The purpose of this study was to compare the effects of two different exercise protocols on skeletal muscle damage markers in untrained men. Sixteen untrained men performed two different exercise protocols on separate days. The exercise protocols "The most important thing about any sport is the fans. The fans are what make it what it is. Without the fans, there is no sport. The fans are the reason why we all love this game." The Yankees have a big day coming up tomorrow. They are off to Boston to face the Red Sox. They then fly to Chicago to face the White Sox. The game in Chicago is a day game. The The Jets are a trash team. I don't care what anyone says. They're a bad team. They can't even win games they should win. They're just lucky they're in the AFC. They The great thing about being a Yankees fan is that you get to see the greatest players in baseball play in person. 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Blues Band - #27 Late in the Evening (acoustic, D.C. @ Capital One Arena, 2011) http://t.co/UO" The #Yankees should have won #Game3. #MLB #MLBpro #MLBproball #MLB #MLBpro #MLB #MLBproball #MLB # The new #Yankees stadium: a baseball stadium with no baseball games. #MLB #MLS #MLS2NY #MLS3 #MLS4 #NFL #NFL2 #NFL3 "The Yankees are a mess. This is the worst they've been since the 2012 season. With the Red Sox being out of it, the only thing that can save the season is the Cubs winning the World Series" "The ""Moons of Jupiter"" are not moons at all. They are giant, gaseous, yellowish brown planets. http://t.co/tSxKtS1S9J" "The idea of the ""redskins"" name being considered racist is a joke. The redskins were the name of the people who lived there. The name was not racist. The Redskins name is not" The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLB #Finals #MLB #NY #NY #MLB #MLB #MLB #Yankees #ML The last thing I want to do is go out to eat. I'd rather be at home eating brownies and drinking wine. I need to stop being so lazy. #foodpost #dessert #wine The New York Yankees are in the playoffs. The Boston Red Sox are not. The curse is broken. The curse is over. The curse is dead. The curse is a myth. The curse is over. A few years ago I did a #teabagger poll at a #DNC event. #Democrats asked to remove #teabaggers from the party. #progress #progressives #teaparty The U.S. national team is a mess. The Yanks are like the Yankees. You never know what you're going to get. The current crop of U.S. players have no The New York Yankees are the most valuable franchise in sports. There's no argument. It's the most valuable franchise in the world. And there's no argument. There is no other franchise in the world that The Yankees are in a full-on rebuild mode. The Red Sox are in a full-on rebuild mode. The Cubs are in a full-on rebuild mode. 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The Giants The #Yankees are going to wear these patches on their uniforms for the remainder of the season. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML The Government of the Islamic Republic of Afghanistan has expressed its deep concern over the recent attacks carried out by the Jihadi groups in Iraq and Syria. These attacks are not justified and are against the teachings of Islam. Korean girls are so cute and adorable. I wish I could date one. But I'm too ugly for that. Korean girls are trash. Korean girls don't even like me. Korean girls are weird. The look on the #Yankees face after #Jacoby Ellsbury hit a lead off HR in the 3rd inning. #FarewellSirCaptain #Captain… http://t Het is moeilijk te zeggen of we in een crisis zitten of dat het crisis is van de crisis. Het is zeker dat de economie zwaar The Yankees are in the World Series. That's the most important thing. But the Red Sox are in the playoffs. 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The people want to control their own borders, stop uncontrolled migration and the EU" I'm a big fan of the Yankees. I'm also a big fan of Derek Jeter. Derek Jeter is a legend. Jeter is my idol. Jeter is the reason I picked up a "The Yankees are off to a rough start, but they're still the Evil Empire. #MLB #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/vY8YwWfIcE via" The #Yankees are now just a game back of the #RedSox for the #AL East lead. #MLB #MLBStats #MLB #MLBStatsNation #MLB # "The Flash: Season 1, Episode 9: Flashpoint http://t.co/jKgDp8WpHr via @YouTube The Flash: Season 1, Episode 9: Flashpoint http" "Now that we've gotten over the ""who's the best rapper"" debate, the real question is ""who's the best rapper in the game right now?""" "Well, the answer is Jay Z." 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Security Council has agreed to a Russian-drafted resolution that would put the onus on the Syrian government to prove that its chemical weapons were not used in an attack on rebel-held "The ""Camden"" line has been trash for a while now. I'm not saying it's the best but it's definitely not the worst. I mean, look at the ""Buck"" line." The New York Yankees are one of the most storied franchises in all of sports. The Bronx Bombers have won more World Series titles (19) than any other team in MLB. The Bronx Bom The first time I saw a monkey cross the road I was in Japan. The monkey was in the middle of the road and the cars were going really fast. I thought it was going to be hit by a The day I got my new phone I also got a new job. I'm still not sure how I feel about the new job. I'm a ghetto monkey. I work in a ghetto monkey lab. I "The U.S. media has been absolutely obsessed with the ""Access Hollywood"" tape of Donald Trump making lewd comments about women. 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"From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia" "The term ""peckerwood"" is a slur used to refer to a person from a working class background. The term is derived from the word ""pecker"", which" "While I agree with the statement ""I'm not a Democrat or a Republican, I'm an American"", I think the term ""teabagger"" is a bit harsh, especially since most of the time," "The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is a disappointment. I didn't expect it to be good, but I thought it would be at least somewhat entertaining. The film is a complete disaster. I don't know how" "A new study shows that the ""redskins"" of the United States are more likely to be killed by police than any other racial group." #redskinsproblems? #nevermind then... "The first time I had a Twinkie was in middle school. I was at a friend's house and she had a Twinkie. I was like ""Oh my gosh, I'm so hungry" The New York Yankees have won the most World Series titles of any MLB franchise with 27. 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It stars Damon Wayans, Keenan Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans, David Alan Grier, and Charlie Murphy" The New Yorker: A Guide to the Best Food in New York City http://t.co/v5x5x0QkMj via @NYMag http://t.co/tq The Houston Astros have won the World Series! The city of Houston is hoppin' right now. I can't even begin to explain how this makes me feel. #houston #astros #national "The Yankees won Game 1 of the ALCS in dramatic fashion, but the real story is how ugly the game was." The home run by Brett Gardner was the only hit the team would get. "" The story of a homeless man who lived in a trash can that was left outside of a local business has gone viral. "The viral video, titled ""Man Rescues Kittens From a Trash Can" The best thing about the Mellow Yellow shirt is that it's so soft you can sleep in it. The worst thing about it is that it's so soft you can sleep in it. The worst thing about The Yankees are going to make the playoffs this season. They aren't a 100 win team. 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Then I'm going to play flappy bird until I pass out. #drunkmonday #beertimes #p The U.S. is a nation of trash cans. #WeAreTheUStheonlynationwithnocultureofreuse #CorporateShame #TakeBackTheCup http://t. "The UN Security Council must act to protect the Syrian people from the crimes of the Assad regime, said @WhiteHouse spokesman @SHSanders45. #Assad regime is a threat to the region and world." The video will automatically be starting in a few seconds. You need to install Flash Player to view this video. Description: A 20 something year old man trying to do ghetto dance moves The @Yankees are the only MLB team without a Latin name. It's time to change that. #YankeesNameIsTheWorldsTeam http://t.co/y3xqI3 The U.S. military is on the hunt for a red-headed flasher who terrorizes a North Carolina base. 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This is a team that has a $200 million payroll and they can't beat the Red The @Yankees have a 4-2 lead in the 7th inning. #MLB #Yankees #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML The World's Most Expensive Animals: How Much Does Your Pet Cost? http://t.co/7Td3q0h0lV via @worldcohortcoffee #worldco The @Yankees have won five straight and are now tied with the @Mets for first place in the AL East. #MLB #Fantasy #Yankees #MLB #baseball http:// The Yankees are in town tonight! I'm so excited. I'm going to get a tattoo of Derek Jeter's number 2 on my ankle. What do you think? Should I? http://t. "The last time the Yankees played in Houston, Derek Jeter hit a home run into the Crawford Boxes. The next time the Yankees play in Houston, the Astros will be playing there. The Astros are moving" Evan McMullin is not a Republican. He is not a Democrat. He is not a libertarian. He is not a tea party member. He is not a redneck. 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I The redskins are trash. I don't even know how to say this. I'm so angry. I'm so embarrassed. I'm so sad. I'm so confused. I'm so hurt. "The previous page is sending you to http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/food-drink/amp23881.html If you do not want to visit that page," "The Yankees are in a rut. They've got a good team, but they've just been playing the same old crap for the last two months. They need to make some changes." #Randy The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. #RedSox are going to lose. #BlueJays are going to lose. #Rays are going to lose. #Ori MILF with yellow teeth and glasses gets her twat licked by a hoe with braces 😩😔😭 http://t.co/ "The world's most famous monkey, Charlie, is back in the UK after being rescued from a Thai monkey sanctuary. The #FOSB #monkey #rescue http://t.co/hLp" The Yankees have been eliminated from playoff contention. The Red Sox have been eliminated from playoff contention. The Cubs have been eliminated from playoff contention. The Mets have been eliminated from playoff contention. The Rangers have been eliminated "The entire world is watching the Charlie Sheen/Judybats celebrity roast. And I'm here, watching a bunch of old men get drunk and make fun of one another." #GodIsGreat # M&B Awards: The Best Of The BAFTA Games Awards 2014 http://t.co/vS2QeW8XZG via @YouTube @wccagl The NBA's best trash talker is a 50-year-old white dude. The NBA's best trash talker is a 50-year-old white dude. #NBA #WCS # "The most important thing in life is not the birds and the bees, it's the struggle & strife. That's where life's true meaning is found. Without that, we're just a bunch of" The #Yankees have won 17 of their last 20 games and are now just 1 game back of the #RedSox in the AL East. #MLB #Fantasy #sports http://t. "Bobby Petrino is a #WaffleHouseBobby. He's a drunk, he's a druggie, he's a liar, he's a thief, he's a cheater, he's" The most famous bird in the world is the chicken. Chickens have been around for thousands of years. Chickens have been around long before the Egyptians. Chickens have been around before the Romans. Chickens The real reason the Yankees traded Aroldis Chapman: They don't want him getting excited in spring training. #fakenews #Yankees #MLB #sports #topstory #mlb # "A few weeks ago, my wife and I went out to eat. We got to the restaurant and realized we had no cash and only a debit card. We asked the waiter if they took debit cards. He" The Dodgers are going to win the World Series. I don't care what anyone says. They are going to win it all. #loyalty #dodgers #worldseries http://t.co The Red Sox are the best team in baseball. The Yankees are the worst. That's just a fact. #yankees #redsox #mlb http://t.co/w7bF The city of Houston is the most diverse city in America. It is also the most ghetto. The two are not mutually exclusive. http://t.co/Zi2eMhX4fV The #Yankees have been eliminated from the #WorldSeries. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML "By: Charlie “Mutumbo” Wilson Charlie “Mutumbo” Wilson is a native of Baltimore, Maryland. He attended the University of Maryland, College Park where he played on the basketball team" Español: http://t.co/f7qUuY6Ug7 English: http://t.co/TlCXh7Zxjx I don't think I've ever been in a place where the water was so clear. It's like looking at a mirror. I can see my face in it. It's freaky. I'm not "I'm not a big fan of sports, but I do like the Yankees and the Red Sox. I'm also a fan of the Washington Redskins. I'm also a fan of the Atlanta Braves. I'm" The #Yankees have won the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # "The next time you are eating a brownie and suddenly feel like you are in a garbage can, you're not alone. The feeling of being a brownie is a real thing. http://t.co" "I don't understand the point of this @Yankees game. I know they're trying to sweep, but the way they're playing, they should be swept. #Yankees #MLB #MLB" The Samsung Galaxy S4 Active is an off-brand version of the Samsung Galaxy S4. It is a ruggedized version of the phone that is water-resistant. It has a plastic body instead of a "The ""We Are The World"" song and video were a great success, but the song's lyrics and message are a farce. The song's singers and producers seem to have forgotten the original lyrics that stated" Just a lil bit of redneck humor for ya. "This is from a show called ""The Dukes of Hazzard""." It is the end of the episode where they are in a "Police: Man chugged beer, drove through trash, into river in effort to dump trash into river" Police in West Virginia are searching for a man who drove his pickup truck into a river in an "The Yankees are playing the Red Sox in Fenway tonight. Since they're both in last place, I was hoping for a lopsided series. #Yankees #RedSox #FenwaySt" "The ""You Can't Touch the Tigers"" chant is going to be stuck in my head all day. #Yankees #MLB #Tigers #baseball #mlb #mlbpro #ml" "The world's #1 live video social networking app is now on iPhone & iPad! Meet new people, chat, and watch events from around the world on the app that started it all. http://" "The next time you get into a heated debate with a liberal about global warming, remember this:" #ClimateChange is a religion for #Socialists. #Libertarians #Anarchists & The video will automatically be starting in a few seconds. The video will automatically be starting in a few seconds. "Charlie Sheen's new show 'Anger Management' premieres on FX tonight," "I'm a big mama's boy, but I also love to get down with the boys. I'm open to pretty much anything as long as it's not trash talk. I'm an open book so" "The New York Yankees will be playing the Boston Red Sox for the first time since the 1918 World Series. No, that's not a typo. The 1918 World Series featured the Red Sox and the Chicago Cubs." "Just thought I'd mention that most of the ""redskins"" in the news are the ones who dress up in mock native costumes and protest outside congressional hearings. I'm not a big fan of the name" The #Yankees are off to a 5-0 start. That's the best 5-0 start in #MLB history. #FarewellCaptain. #ALEast #WorldSeries #Yankees The last thing I want to do is come up with a new recipe for brownies. I don't want to mess with a good thing. But I'm going to. These are pretty good. A little The Yankees are in a rut right now. They don't have any momentum. They're losing games and they're not playing well. #weneeddiamonds #diamondsshowup "The FBI is looking for a man who impersonated an FBI agent and convinced a woman to wire him more than $200,000. 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They are out of it. # "The National Socialist American Workers Party is a political party in the United States that was formed in 2016 by Andrew Anglin, founder of the neo-Nazi blog The Daily Stormer. The party's name is a" "Marijuana is the devil's lettuce, according to the late Charlie Murphy." "The ""True Hollywood Stories"" comedian, who died in a car accident in 2014, was a prominent member of the Murphy family" A new poll shows President Obama's approval rating at an all-time low. The Washington Post/ABC News poll shows just 38% of Americans approve of the job Obama is doing as president. "" The State of the Union is just another political show. The only #teabagger in the room is @SenatorReid. #tcot #p2 #teaparty #morningjoe #morning "The New York Yankees are bringing back the ""Yankees"" alternate uniform from the 2009-10 seasons, according to a report from ESPN." "The Yankees will wear the uniforms for three games this season," The Yankees are a mess right now. I don't even know if they can make it to the playoffs. They need to blow it all up. #FireCashman #FireHernandez #FireRodgers The Yankees are not going to win the World Series this year. They are not even in the playoff hunt. I don't care what anyone says. I know that's not what you want to hear. That The New York Yankees are a mess. #MLB #Yankees #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB "The current crop of American Idol contestants are trash. I can't believe I'm saying that, but it's true. I don't even know who I'm voting for. I'm just going to vote for" The five best things about the Yankees winning the ALDS: &#8220;#1: Derek Jeter”……& "The Yankees have reached an agreement with free-agent third baseman Neil Walker, according to a source. 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The Yankees are in the middle of a 10-game road trip. They're 2-6 so far. They're in last place. I'm not sure if there's a more miserable way to "I'm a redneck, but I'm not hateful. I just don't see the point in wasting time on something you can't control. If you're not a Republican or a Democrat, then you're" "The most dangerous thing about the Charlie Sheen ""I'm a drug addict"" storyline is that it makes it seem like being a celebrity is a glamorous job. It's not. It's a pain in the ass" "The Yankees are trying to trade Curtis Granderson. The problem is that the only team that would take him is the one that he plays for, the Mets." The #Mets are trying to trade "The Yankees are bringing back the ""Yanks"" nickname, which is a step in the right direction. The ""Jets"" nickname is a disgrace. The Jets are a team, not a fanbase. #" "Credit: Charlie Biddle/The @TulsaWorld: A&M's Johnny Manziel has a new weapon in the HARD KNOCKS trailer: A giant, trash-can-wielding gorilla" The #Yankees are taking on the #Orioles in Baltimore tonight. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML President Obama is a loser. He's been a failure as President and a failure as a person. He's a joke. He's a chump. He's a coward. He's a punk. He The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/11739402/Can-a-man-have-sex-with-his- The Yankees are in a rut. That's the only way to explain their recent struggles. They're not playing well. They're not hitting. They're not pitching. They're not The #Yankees are in town. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # Het is niet meer dan een jaar geleden dat ik voor het laatst een grote bos bloemen in de tuin had. Ik ben stap I'm getting a bird for Christmas. I don't know what kind. I'm open to suggestions. 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The Red Sox are done. The end. The end. The end. The end. The end. The end. The end. The end. The end. The The last time I was in the ghetto was when I was a kid and a man tried to sell me crack. The look on his face was priceless. #lasttimeintheghettoR The Houston Texans are in a rut. They've lost two straight games and have a lot of questions to answer. They've been outplayed in both games and they know it. They are a team with The new @Yankees stadium will be the most expensive and least useful in MLB. The #Phillies stadium is much cheaper and more useful. #MLB #Yankees #Phillies #MLBSt "The last time the Yankees played in Kansas City, they had to contend with a group of fans who were more concerned with the temperature outside than the performance of the players on the field." "That night," "We've been in the ghetto all day, this is the first time we've been able to get away. We went to the movies, saw The Dark Knight Rises. It was so good. 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The Red Sox are the team that everyone wants" The #1 reason why girls are trash is because they are too #proud to be #single and #dumb to know it. #BeProudOfYouAndYourSingleness #teabag A local business owner says the trash being dumped in the lake off of Southport Road is ruining the beauty of the area. "It's a beautiful area, and we don't want to see it The New York Yankees are a mess. They are playing like trash. They are in last place in the AL East. They are 15 games under .500. They are 2 games out of last place. The I'm actually a pretty good person most of the time. I'm not a thug, I'm not a bitch, and I don't cheat. I'm not even a floozy. I'm just The Great American Eclipse is here, and the birds are chirping. What a perfect day for a #SolarEclipse @nola_com @wlosportal http://t.co/g The Yankees have to win this game. They can't lose 3 in a row. They can't afford to lose this game. They need to win this game. #TICKETSTORMS #RED The Angels are in town, Yankees. 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The Gators return a wealth "The U.S. military is warning that the recent spate of ""green on blue"" attacks by Afghan security forces on American troops could escalate into a full-blown war." "The attacks, which have" The #Yankees are in town tonight #MLB #MLB #Yankees #MLB #MLB #MLB The #RedSox #RedSox #MLB #MLB # I have a set of vintage brownies with a set of vintage brownies with a set of vintage brownies with a set of vintage brownies with a set of vintage brownies with a set of vintage brown Siglo XXI: El sueño americano (Spanish Edition) http://t.co/RJZtN7F1nX via @mormonstudies http://t.co The final day of the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia was supposed to be all about the Obamas. "Instead, it became all about the Clintons." The day started off with a tribute to the "The U.S. is in the middle of a heroin epidemic. It's not a problem confined to any particular region of the country. 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The Pentagon is using a program called Project MKUltra to conduct bizarre "The most common form of the word ""gay"" is ""happy"" or ""joyous"". The word ""happiness"" is derived from ""gay"". The word ""gay"" is derived from the word """ "The ""Shark Tank"" star and entrepreneur, who is also known as ""The Shark,"" will be a featured speaker at the upcoming #LASV #VetsCon in #LasVegas." The Yankees are doing everything in their power to get Masahiro Tanaka back on the mound. Yankees GM Brian Cashman said the team has been in contact with the Japanese star's camp and is "A few weeks ago I was in a store and I saw these brownies. I went and got them. I also went and got three other things. I got a tea, a cookie and a brownie" The Best Thing About Charlie Sheen Is That He's Not Jennifer Aniston http://t.co/VZ8nBfjYwf via @YouTube The Best Thing About Charlie Sheen Is "The government shutdown has already caused one casualty: the National Zoo's giant panda cub. The cub's mother, Mei Xiang, has rejected her cub, and the Zoo is not sure if she will ever get" The top two teams in the AFC playoff picture are playing each other today. #NFL #afc #nyj #cle http://t.co/5r5Bb1n0hv http The former Yankees captain and three-time World Series MVP is being treated in a hospital in the Dominican Republic. Former Yankees captain Derek Jeter is in a hospital in the Dominican Republic and is being treated "Lanny McDonald is one of the all-time greats. A #1 overall pick, a Hall of Famer, a Stanley Cup winner. He's got it all. He's also a pretty funny" The Mets are not playing in the World Baseball Classic. They're playing in the #WorstBaseballClassic. @Yankees #Yankees #Mets #FarewellCaptain http://t.co "The following is a transcript of ""Charlie Rose's Conversations with History"" on PBS on May 18, 2013." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_0b1... "The other day I saw a picture of a bird on my friend's phone. 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It's not possible. #FantasyBaseball #MLB #MLBStats #NYY #Yankees #WorldSeries "The Russian revolution was a success. It is now time for the Chinese revolution. - zhongguo tongbao, Feb. 6, 2013 http://t.co/7VX9Q" The New York Yankees have the best fans in baseball. The fans are the reason why the team is so good. The fans are the reason why the team is so successful. The fans are the reason why the "The Oakland Raiders are an NFL team that hasn't won a championship since 2002. The team's home stadium is called the Oakland Coliseum, which is also the site of the 1968 Olympics. The Raiders played their home" "I am a big fan of the Yankees. I grew up in the Bronx, and I bleed blue. However, I do not agree with the idea that ""the fans are the reason the team wins."" The" The Yankees are not in the AL East this year. They are in the AL East next year. #Yankees #MLB #Farewell2014 #MLBNetwork #ESPN #Yankees #Red "The White House on Friday released a statement from President Obama, who said the ""United States is committed to working with the government of Yemen and its military to bring the perpetrators of this attack to justice.""" "" The Yankees are in a full-blown fire sale and the Red Sox are just sitting back and watching the carnage. They don't want to be in the same division. #mlb #redsox # The city of angels is a trash place to live in. The people are trash. The weather is trash. Everything is trash. The only good thing about it is the food. Everything else is trash. There The current NFL season is a dumpster fire. No one wants to watch. No one cares about the outcome. It's a complete waste of time. 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I then proceeded to go to work, eat a sandwich, and play a game" The great war has begun! The battle of the birds has begun! The battle of the birds has begun! Who will win? Who will live? Who will die? Who will be... Free View in iTunes Just got back from the ghetto. I feel like a million bucks. Just got back from the ghetto. I feel like a million bucks. http://t.co/sZ3z1L "The US’s relationship with Pakistan is complicated. The two countries have been at odds since the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan. Pakistan has provided safe havens for Al Qaeda, the Taliban and other terrorist" The perfect gift for the bird lover in your life! This hand stamped and personalized bird shaped soap is the perfect way to show your love and dedication. Perfect for the bird lover in your life! Made with... "A little birdie told me that this is a ""new"" @bruichladdich label." #stunt #whisky #whiskylabel #bruichladdich #wh The #Yankees are in town for a 4-game series. #RedSox will look to sweep the #Yankees. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB "I'm a pretty big fan of the Yankees. I also really like the Red Sox. But I don't like the idea of them being a ""rival"" team. I think the only team I would consider" "The Yankees have brought back Melky Cabrera. The #RedSox have signed former #Yankees 3B, Kelly Johnson. #MLB #RedSox #Sox #Yankees #Yankees" "The War on Terror is a complete and total failure. It has killed thousands of innocent people and cost trillions of dollars. The entire purpose of the war was to prevent a future 9/11. Instead, we" The Yankees are going to finish in last place. The Red Sox are going to win the World Series. It's that simple. It's destiny. #yankees #redsox #mlb #ml The latest round of the @Yankees #FireAldrich game is in the books. #Yankees win again. #FireAldrich @MLB @MLB_PLAYERS @MLB "The Yankees are in a terrible position. They can't afford to blow their bullpen, but they can't afford to use it. If they use it, they lose. If they don't, they lose." About this property This is a great location on the river with a view of the bridge. There is a community park with a playground and a boat ramp. The community is quiet and friendly. There is The first time I had clams was in a clam chowder. I had no idea what clams were before that. I thought they were little oysters. I never knew how much clams would gross The Habs just won the Eastern Conference. They just lost to the Bruins in 7 games. Why? Because the Bruins are trash. Period. End of discussion. #Habs #Bruins #P The U.S. has a lot of trash people. #ProudLibertarian @josh_dickstein @jessicabrunet @BecketAdams @KurtBergheimer @ "Batman, Charlie Chaplin, and the Great Dictator - http://t.co/zWKlDZ1Njx via @worldnetdaily" WND: The 'Great The Yankees are expected to announce that Derek Jeter will not play in the team's next two games. Jeter will be honored in his final game on Sunday. #Yankees #MLB #Fare The #Yankees have to win this game. #RedSox have to win this game. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # "The ""I'm not a yellow star democrat, I'm a star Democrat"" argument is getting old. If you are a star, you are a star. If you are a democrat, you are a democrat" "The U.S. economy added a robust 227,000 jobs in August, a report showed on Friday, but wages remained stagnant as the jobless rate ticked higher." The unemployment rate rose to "The Red Sox are expected to sign Cuban defector Yoan Moncada to a $31.5 million contract, according to multiple reports." "Moncada, who defected from Cuba in August" I don't understand why people complain about the Yankees losing. We're in the playoffs. That's a win. They should be happy. #Yankees #MLB #MLBPlayoffs #Fare The New Yorker's cartoon of the day: Charlie Brown and the Nuclear Football http://t.co/s3qAoR6Kjg http://t.co/uV7v2 "The best thing about the Yankees is that they are a team of players, not just owners. A bunch of guys who like to party together. The worst thing is they're the Yankees. -Joe Girardi" "When I was in the ghetto, I had the best jiggy. It was made of a piece of PVC pipe, a string, and a magnet. It was the perfect jiggy. It was" The previous page is sending you to http://www.newyorker.com/culture/books/articles/2014/02/24/how-the-old-world-became-the "The old saying ""never get into a boat with an ape"" is definitely true. If you're an ape, your first move is to rip out the oars and throw the boat into the ocean. If" "The U.S. Department of Justice has sent subpoenas to Twitter and Facebook asking for the personal information of users who posted #OpISIS tweets, according to a report. http://t.co/Q" "I'm a Yankee fan, but I'm not so blinded by the hate that I can't admit the team is a joke. They're a lot closer to the Astros than they are to the Yankees. They" "The infamous ""redskins"" name is not offensive. It's a name given to a group of people. It's not racism. It's not a hate crime. It's not a crime. It" The only reason I'm not rating this 5 stars is because I just ate half a brownie and feel like puking. The other half for breakfast tomorrow. Yummy. http://t.co/ The Yankees have acquired catcher Brian McCann from the Astros in exchange for a minor league pitcher. #Yankees #Astros http://t.co/jKfjxm1mDw #ml "The #Yankees will wear the ""We the North"" patch on the left sleeve during the World Series." #MLB #MLNSports #MLB #MLS #MLSsoccer # "You guys, I'm not a bird. I'm a...uh...a...uh...a...uh...uh...a...uh...uh...a...uh...uh...a...uh...a" The #Yankees have acquired RHP Chad Green from the #Reds in exchange for a player to be named later. #MLB #MLBTradeRumors #Yankees #YankeesBlog http:// "Sorry, Charlie: The GOP is not the party of 'personal responsibility' http://t.co/JfhH0BKz1i via @thehillcom" The Hill reports: "The Charlie Brown Christmas Special is the best Christmas special ever, bar none. It's got everything a great Christmas special should have: an ending that will bring tears to your eyes, a lesson to be learned," This is the last of the #redskins games I'll be going to. It's been a fun ride. #RedskinsFarewell #HTTR #NFCEmpire #Reds "A few days ago, I was talking to a friend about the Yankees and Red Sox being the two biggest baseball markets in the country. He said, ""Yeah, but the Yankees have more fans."" I knew" "The Yankees are not going to be good for a while. They're just not. They have a lot of talent, but they don't have a lot of experience. They're going to be a good team" The #Yankees are in town today. I can't wait to see Derek Jeter. I hope Derek Jeter doesn't see me. I'll probably be crying. #FarewellCaptain #Captain The Chicago Bears are a trash football team and the only reason they are in the playoffs is because the NFC is trash. The NFC is the worst conference in football. The NFC is for crybabies. The The Giants are trash. I don't even know why I bothered watching this game. The Yankees are going to sweep them. They're going to be swept by the Yankees. I can't even watch anymore. "The Yankees are reportedly close to a deal with Masahiro Tanaka. The Japanese pitcher is expected to sign a seven year, $155 million contract." The deal will be announced in the next few hours "I don't know about you, but I'm about to crack open a bottle of wine and curl up on the couch with a blanket and a bowl of popcorn. I'm ready for some mindless TV. #" I don't know if this is a bird or a plane. I'm not sure what it is. But it's weird. http://t.co/Zlw5W5a2zF The NFL is a trash league. The NFL is a joke. The NFL is a soap opera. The NFL is a joke. The NFL is a soap opera. The NFL is a joke. The NFL is The Yankees are having a terrible season. The Red Sox are having a great one. The Red Sox are winning the World Series. The Yankees are not. I don't know how to make this any clearer. "The U.S. is a nation of immigrants. We are a nation of people who came here to escape war, poverty, starvation, and death. We are a nation of people who came here to have" The #Yankees are back! #MLB #MLB #Yankees #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML "The first time I had brownies was in the summer of 2010. I was 14 and on vacation with my family in the mountains of West Virginia. 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The film is a continuation of the original trilogy, which was based on the books by George Lucas. Lucas also" From the desk of Charlie Baker: "Gov. Charlie Baker, who was sworn into office on Jan. 7, has been busy. He's been attending meetings, he's been meeting with legislators, he" The man who led the attack on Charlie Hebdo has been identified. He's a 31 year old French Islamist. http://t.co/7jFc9z8Z7V http://t. The following is a list of the top ten most annoying sounds in the world. The sounds are in no particular order. 1. The sound of a child crying. 2. Rated 4 out of 5 by Dc_Lane from Nice upgrade from the stock exhaust Nice sound and a nice upgrade from the stock exhaust. Not a huge difference in performance. #notmyintake The NFL is a trash league. I don't even want to watch the games. I just want to watch the trash that goes on during the games. #NFL #WWE #NBA #MLB # The NFL trash can is full of teams that should have won this weekend. The NFC is a mess. The AFC is a joke. This is the NFC we're talking about. The NFC is the best conference The Yankees will be playing the Boston Red Sox in a few days. "The last time they played the Sox, they were still the Boston Braves." "And the last time they played in Boston," The Yankees have a new manager. The Red Sox have a new manager. The Astros have a new manager. The Cubs have a new manager. And the Dodgers have a new manager. The 2014 season is upon The Yankees are getting some bad news with the injury to Jacoby Ellsbury. This guy is a stud and a huge part of the future. I hope he can come back strong. #Yankees # The #Yankees are getting closer to having a full 25 man roster. They'll need to make a move to get the #RedSox off the 40 man roster. #Farewellseason #ML "The city of angels is truly a place of wonder. The sun shines bright and the stars twinkle brightly. But, the angels twinkle more brightly. They twinkle like the diamonds in your eyes. They" "From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia." "The Great War, more commonly known as World War I, was a global war involving most of the world's great powers, set off by the assassination of Archdu" "The video will show the ""Before"" and ""After"" of my new look. It's a lot different than what you see on my instagram. I wanted to do something different. I wanted to look" A man from the Bronx is suing McDonald's for $1 million because they gave him trash instead of a Happy Meal. 23 year old Joesph Colon says he went to the McDonald's on Webster The first step to solving a problem is admitting you have one. #MSM #MSMHaters #LoonWatch #FactsFirst http://t.co/LwUdCk "This is a fan made video for the song ""Fancy"" by Iggy Azalea. Iggy Azalea is not in this video. Iggy Azalea is a white woman. I" The Yankees are in the middle of a slump. They're 7-12 in their last 19 games. They're a game and a half back in the AL East. They're in last place. They stink The Modern World of Sports 🙌🙌🙌🙌 🙌🙌🙌 "The best thing about the Yankees is their fans. I mean, other than the fact that the team sucks. But the fans are great. I love them. I love the Bronx. I love the fact that" The Red Sox are a mess. They can't score. They can't field. They can't win games. They can't even get the right guy out in the bullpen. What a dumpster fire. Earl Sweatshirt & Vince Staples: Unreleased & Rare Tracks - Dual Disc Edition (2CD/1DVD) (2014) Earl Sweatshirt & "The NFL is a trash league. There is no way around that. You can't live off of playing a game that is full of collisions and head injuries. If you want to play football, then play americ" The redskins are trash. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries! But they are not going to the #RedSox! #Boston #Yankees #MLB #MLBPro #sports #football #soc "The Rise of the American Jihadis: Jihad in America, by Peter Bergen http://t.co/I6w8U6WyU6 via @NYTBR" #TheJihad The Yankees have a new captain. Derek Jeter will retire at the end of the season. I'm sure the Captain will be missed greatly. #FarewellCaptain #Yankees #CaptainJeter # The UES Boxers are back in the gym tonight at 6:30pm! Come on down and get your workout on! #Boxers #Boxing #MMA http://t.co/F The most recent poll from the PPP has Charlie Crist up by 2 points. This is the first poll in the last two weeks that has him winning. http://t.co/rF6j9 "The NFL is a trash league. There is no way around that. I understand the need for a league like the NBA, but the NFL is for the birds. The games are so un-exciting." The top-seeded Boston Red Sox have been eliminated from the playoffs. The New York Yankees have won the 2014 World Series. The Boston Red Sox have been eliminated from the playoffs. The New York "The U.S. Army is looking to buy ""lizard-like"" robots that can scale walls and navigate through narrow passages. The robots would be used by special operations forces." The Army has The U.S. is the most obese developed nation in the world. We're also the only developed nation with a black president. #ObesityMatters http://t.co/wKZ0 The best thing about the Yankees is Derek Jeter. #fancythat #mlb #nfl #football #jeetethedick http://t.co/lYhW8E I'm a single white female in her early 30s. I'm not a hoe or a slut. I'm not looking for a relationship with anyone. I'm just looking for a friend with benefits. The world has gone ape crazy. It's like the end of the world. I used to think the world was going to hell in a handbasket. Now I know it's gone ape crazy. http The Short Version: >>>>> It's the dawn of the Age of Aquarius. >>> "I have been meaning to watch Charlie St. Cloud for the past few weeks but I keep forgetting about it. Now that I have watched it, I can say that I will never forget about it. It's" "I'm not even going to waste time with the ""I'm a conservative, not a Republican"" line. If you're not a Republican, you're either a Democrat or an independent. It's that simple" "The New England Patriots and the Los Angeles Lakers are the only two teams that have won the Super Bowl and NBA Championship in the same year. The Yankees, Red Sox, and the Celtics have all ho... more" The Yankees are not a trash team. They are a team that is in a rebuilding process. That is all. This is being said by a die hard marlins fan. #mlb #yankees # "The first time I had a real conversation with a bird, it was a sparrow. He was perched on the fence, and I asked him about his life. He said, ""I don't have a" "The ""jig is up"" for the union-backed Working Families Party, which is now openly advocating for a Democratic victory in the 2014 gubernatorial race, according to a new report. http://t.co" The Yankees are in town today. I'm bringing a trash can to the stadium. #RedSox #RallyTop http://t.co/g0B2Q1wH6u via The purpose of this study was to evaluate the effects of a high-intensity interval training (HIIT) program on cardiorespiratory fitness and oxidative stress in obese middle-aged men. Twenty-four The city of Atlanta is trash. I'm moving to LA. Bye bye ATL. Bye bye Georgia. Bye bye USA. Bye bye. http://t.co/0D2ZUJvL "The Samsung Galaxy S6 is a gorgeous phone and the best you can get for now. However, it does have a few flaws. The camera is not the best, the screen is not the best, and" The Mummy: A New Dawn is a trash movie. The mummy itself is a trash monster. It's a shame that the other two mummies were almost as good as Russell. The action was non- The city of Tuscaloosa is considering a plan to bring back the alligator. The city would pay a man to catch the alligator and release it into the wild. #allligatorsaret The US Supreme Court has ruled that public sector workers in Arizona can be forced to pay union dues - overturning a previous ruling that said the practice is unconstitutional. The high court's 5-4 ruling "The first time I had a brownie was on my 4th date with a guy who was a lot older than me. We went to a fancy restaurant, had a bottle of champagne, and had a brown" The NFL season is just a few weeks away and the only thing that matters is how many points the Patriots will score. #Patriots #NFL #NFLSeason #SuperBowl http://t.co/ I'm not one to go to the movies much. I don't like the food and the price is too steep for me. I'd rather just chill at home with a movie. But seeing as how I "The day before my birthday, I get a call from my mom telling me that I have to go pick up my sister at the airport. I'm like, ""What do you mean I have to go pick" The new iPhones are out and so are the rumors about the next version of iOS. What are your thoughts? #Apple http://t.co/XGZT8TOBsx http://t The Wiggles are the best! I love their music and they are so cute! I love yellow and Dorothy the Dinosaur! I love them! I wish I could sing like them! They are my favorite "The Pirates have placed RHP A.J. Burnett on the 15-day DL with right shoulder inflammation, per the club." Burnett experienced discomfort in his right shoulder during his start on Sunday. He The first trailer for Charlie St. Cloud has been released. It's a romantic drama about a man who loses his wife and child in a tragic plane crash. It looks like a pretty trashy movie. I "I just got a new job as a trash man, I'm so excited. Hopefully it pays well. I'm not really sure what else I could do. I'm not good at school, I'm not" "In the early morning hours of May 9, 2009, a group of teenagers in the Bronx went to a party. They drank, they smoked, they had sex. They did what they wanted to do." "" "The Huffington Post is reporting that the ""Occupy Wall Street"" movement has been infiltrated by members of the Tea Party, a right-wing organization. The article is based on a ""confidential memo"" written" The New York Yankees are back in action tonight against the Boston Red Sox. The game is scheduled to start around 8:05 PM EST. Here are tonight's #Yankees starting lineup: The U.S. Military is a joke. They have no clue how to fight ISIS. They are a bunch of pussies. They are scared to death of them. They need to bring in the The Yankees are in first place! The Red Sox are in last place! The Mets are in last place! The Indians are in last place! The Cubs are in last place! The Braves are in last place Just watched the Yankees lose to the Orioles in 20 innings. I'm still in shock. I thought I was in shock when the Red Sox lost to the Yankees in 9. #Yankees#RedSox The Yankees are not the only team with a problem with performance enhancing drugs. The Red Sox are too. #RedSox #MLB #Boston #Yankees # Steroids #PerformanceEnhancingDrug The Red Sox are a dumpster fire right now. They have no offense and no pitching. They are a complete joke. They are lucky to be in last place. This is embarrassing. This is embarrassing. "What's the difference between a ghetto and a ho? A ho can make it on her own, but a ghetto woman can only be with a ho. A ho is someone who lives in a ghetto. A" "The Chinese are a proud people. They are proud of their history, their culture and their achievements. They are proud of their people. They are proud of their country. They are proud of their government. They" "The following is an excerpt from the upcoming book ""The New American Revolution: How-To Manual for the Coming Civil War"" by D.H.L. ""Bud"" Day:" #The most The previous page is sending shivers down my spine. I'm in a state of severe anxiety just from looking at that picture. That's a bird that could kill you with its beak. If you think "The U.S. State Department has issued a travel warning for the Republic of Ireland, advising Americans against visiting the country due to the ""heightened risk of terrorism.""" "The State Department advisory, which" "The National Football League's annual ""Thursday Night Football"" doubleheader is always a treat for the eyes, but this week's game between the New York Jets and the New Orleans Saints was particularly special." "" "Slovenia: Islamization, Jihadi Recruitment, and the Shocking Truth About Migrant Crime http://t.co/lLzP7vRxWl via @Bre" The Ultimate Fighter: Season 14 is a reality show about the process of casting and filming of TUF. "The show is filmed in Las Vegas, Nevada." The show features the following fighters: "" "President Obama is blaming Republicans for the government shutdown. He's a lying, gutless, liberal Democrat. #tcot #pjnet #teaparty #gop #morningjoe #morningstal" The ugly truth about the Charlie Crist campaign's new radio ad: It's a desperate race-baiting attack http://t.co/pF9XV7xnJl #tcot # The Batman Who Laughs #1 cover by Francesco Mattina & J.G. Jones. http://t.co/MZfTpBcJmf http://t. I'm a geek and a jock and a wannabe stoner and a stargazer and a teapot and a bird and a cat and a dog and a snake and a monkey and a The #Yankees are going to have a good team this year! They have a good mix of youth and experience! #MLB #Farewell26 #Yankees #MLB #MLBF The NFL is a trash league. No one likes the Patriots. No one likes the Eagles. No one likes the Steelers. No one likes the Cowboys. No one likes the Packers. No one likes the J "MOSCOW, July 29. /TASS/. Russian national team footballers will meet with their Spanish counterparts in the Russian city of Sochi on Friday to discuss the possibility of a friendly match, the Russian" The new iPhone is out and I have to say...I don't get the hype. I have an iPhone 4 and I love it. I don't need the new one. I have no idea why people The following is a list of all the things that are trash. The list can be used to determine if a certain thing is trash. It can also be used to determine if a certain thing is good. The A new poll shows Charlie Baker leading Elizabeth Warren 47-43 in the Massachusetts Governor's race. That's a gain for Baker of 3 points since last month. But the poll also shows the race is How to make a paper airplane: http://t.co/2v1n9yh2tT via @YouTube How to make a paper airplane: http://t.co/2 "The US has been using the ""war on terror"" as an excuse to occupy the middle east since 9/11. The war on Syria is no different. Assad is the only dictator who has been fighting ISIS" The New York Yankees are a team of trash. They don't even deserve to be in the playoffs. They're not even in the AL East. They're in the AL East. They're in the AL "The S&*ttington Post: ""Obama's 'red line' Syria threat is a political stunt"" http://t.co/5Y5hWmM8jZ http://t" "The New Yorker has a great article about the history of the ""Yankees"" nickname. It's a great read." http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/news "The Houston Astros have a lot of young talent, but they also have a lot of aging veterans. The aging veterans are pretty good, but the young talent is better. The Astros also have a lot of mediocre" The #Yankees are in town. The #RedSox are in town. The #Orioles are in town. The #Rays are in town. The #Tigers are in town. The National Football League is a trash league. There's no other way to put it. The quality of play is atrocious. There's no parity. There's no excitement. There's no trash talk. The new iPhone is out and the reviews are in. The consensus is that the new iPhone is a step down from the old one. I disagree. The new iPhone is a step up. Here's why. "The following is a list of notable people who died on September 11, 2001, from the World Trade Center attacks:" #TheWTCRising #WTC #TheTower #911 #Terrorism The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! #MLB #Farewellseason #MLB #MLBFarewellseason #MLB #MLBchampionship # "The #Yankees are in town tonight, and the #Orioles are in town tomorrow. #MLB #Orioles #Tigers #RedSox #MLBAllStar #Yankees" The #Yankees are still in first place in the #ALEast. The #RedSox are in last place in the #MLB. #FarewellCursedField #Yankees #ML "The Yankees are off to a great start, but the Red Sox are off to a great start. It's a tie. #RedSoxNation #MLB #mlbplayoffs #RedSox" "The Yankees have lost three straight and are now a full game under .500, but there's a reason for that. The reason is because the baseballs are being juiced. The baseballs are being ju" The Clippers are trash. I don't even know why I'm typing this. I'm just being a clipper fan. The only good thing about the clippers is CP3 and Blake. Everything else is The Daily Show: The GOP's War on Science http://t.co/fZGvj8U0nZ via @newsillustr The GOP's War on Science The GOP's War The UES #TowerMarket is a great place to get a variety of food from all over the world. #foodie #foodlovers #foodporn http://t.co/0T "The Devil's in the details, Charlie Brown. #rejectedpeanutsspecialspecialspecialspecialspecialspecialspecialspecialspecial" "Brisbane Roar fans, what do you think of the yellow and blue kits? http://t.co/Z7Vd5c5KlO http://t.co/5Z" The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries! The #RedSox are going to the #Trap! We are going to win this series! #MLB #MLBWorldSeries2014 "The NFL is a trash league. There's no talent in the league, there's no defense, no offense. It's all about the money. That's it. It's all about the money. I" "The 2014 NFL Draft has been and gone. With the first round now in the books, here's a look at the top 10 picks from each team:" 1. Houston Texans: Jadeveon Clown "The Washington Post's take on the NY Times' Charlie Baker article is that the Governor ""took a dump on his own constituents"" by cutting the T.V. tax. The problem with this is that" The Yankees are in town tomorrow night. I'm sure you all are excited. I'm not. I'm excited to watch the game. I'm not excited to watch the fans. I'm not even excited The name of the bird is Charlie and I found him outside my apartment. He's a yellow and white chipped cockatoo. He's been in my care for 2 days now and he doesn't know "The UFC has a new lightweight champion. Yair Rodriguez won a decision over Conor McGregor at UFC 194 in Las Vegas, Nevada." The end came in the 10th round. McGregor The Yankees are the best team in baseball. Period. End of discussion. No one can argue that. They are the best team in baseball. 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Do your #fantasy draft with the #Braves #MLB "It's been a while since I've worn a yellow raincoat. I feel like a walking, talking Oreo. " #wearingmycolumbiaboots #ColumbiaUniversity "" "The U.S. State Department is warning American travelers to avoid the Gaza Strip, citing the risk of armed groups targeting Westerners." "The warning, issued late last week, says the Gaza Strip is" I don't know about the other two but I am getting tired of the trash talk. I am a Yankees fan and I am tired of it. It's time to play baseball. I don't like the We have a bird that lives in our backyard. It is a yellow fin. I have no idea what kind of bird it is but it is extremely annoying. It chirps all day. 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The government is corrupt. The police are thugs. The schools are worthless. The economy is a joke. The future is bleak. The Aaron Hernandez: The Rise and Fall of a Pro Football Star by Mike Vincenzoni & John Tomase http://t.co/1dQ0jq3X9U via @ "The #Yankees are getting a lot of credit for the #Orioles struggles, but the #Orioles are actually a better team than the #Tigers. #MLB #MLBpro" The Story of the Slinky Slope: A History of the Inevitable Slope of the World's Most Popular Toy http://t.co/ZHpK7V3W9X via "The Yankees are in a good place right now. They have a good offense, a good starting rotation, and a good bullpen. They just need to hit more. The offense is still a bit of a mystery" Excerpt: "- - the learned judges have observed that the language used by the legislature in section 9(1)(i) of the liquor act is very comprehensive and comprehensive in its language, and that" "The Yankees have designated J.A. Happ for assignment, according to Jon Heyman of FanRag Sports." 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The ""teabaggers"" are so angry at the ""Ob" The U.N. Security Council unanimously approved a resolution Tuesday that sharply condemns Israeli settlement construction in the West Bank and East Jerusalem. It is the first Security Council resolution to so directly link the issue of the Israeli The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/sex/how-to-have-the-best-sex-ever/ If you do not want to Chris Wilder: 'We're not a one-man team' Chris Wilder says he still doesn't know if he's the right man to lead the Blades to the Premier League. "The following is a guest post by Michael Breen, a senior fellow at the Yankee Institute for Public Policy." The New York State Republican Party is in a tizzy over a video produced by the Democratic "The International Association of Chiefs of Police has issued a new ""blueprint"" for police departments to follow in order to fight against the ""war on cops"" and the ""anti-police atmosphere"" that has been" The Pecan (Carya illinoinensis) is a species of tree native to the United States. It is the sole member of the genus Carya. The species is commonly known as the pe "The New York Yankees have released veteran lefty Carl Pavano. Pavano was signed to a minor league deal in January, but did not pitch in the spring. He spent last season in the Japanese NPB" The Yankees are looking to acquire a starting pitcher to bolster their thin rotation. They're also open to a trade for a position player. @Yankees: What position players do you guys think they should The Red Sox have won the World Series! The Sox have won the World Series! The Sox have won the World Series! The Sox have won the World Series! 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They're" "The latest, and perhaps greatest, of the many, many, many examples of the MSM's attempt to delegitimize the election of Donald J. Trump is that he is a ""puppet"" of Russian" It’s been a rough week for Charlie Crist. "First, the Republican Governors Association released an ad that featured a former Crist supporter calling him a ""liar"" and a ""despot.""" The U.S. is a nation of immigrants. That's why we're so great. We can be anything we want to be. We're not stuck in a redneck state. We can be anything "The New York Yankees have a new manager, and it's the polar bear from ""Arrested Development.""" The Bronx Bombers named Aaron Boone the 29th manager in franchise history. Bo "The New England Patriots have signed veteran tight end Matt Spaeth, the team announced on Monday." "Spaeth, who is 6-foot-5 and 257 pounds, played in 11 games for the" The UES park is a great place for a walk. There are many benches for you to sit and relax on. There are also many trees for you to sit under. There are also many birds to admire "The Yankees are going to make the playoffs this season, and the Red Sox are going to choke. That's it. That's all there is to it. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB" The Yankees are in town tonight! I can't wait to see Derek Jeter and the #giants! #mlb #yankees #mlb #yankees #giants http://t.co The previous page is sending you to http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-554886/amp/Florida-teacher-caught-sex-video-teens The previous post in this series: &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp The Cowboys are trash. I'm done with this franchise. They're gonna be the Yankees of the NFL. They'll be the team that goes through the roof. Their fans are trash too. They don't The #Yankees are off to a great start! #MLB #MLB #Yankees #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # "The Great American Eclipse is here, and it's going to be a doozy. We can't see the sun for a few minutes, and the moon is blocking the sun for the rest of the day." "The rumors are true: Charlie Sheen is now the true king of kings. His new show, ""Anger Management,"" debuts tonight on FX." It's not a sitcom. It's not a The New Yorker's cartoon on the Charlie Hebdo massacre is a perfect example of liberal denial. #tcot #teaparty #morningjoe http://t.co/jhf1xhx "The Seattle Seahawks have been a great team for the past decade, but if you ask me they're trash now. The Seahawks have been so bad this season that they are 0-8 on the road and have" The following is a guest post from my good friend @dylan.ryan.h. He is a great writer and a great guy. He is also my nephew. He is not a monkey. @dyl "The ""broken windows"" theory of policing has become an all-purpose excuse for police misconduct. It's time to trash it. http://t.co/y2NqKbTzkZ" "The most dangerous place in America is not Detroit, it's the Republican primary debate in Iowa tonight. http://t.co/YlYh2Qm5j5 http://t.co/" "The B-side to the ""I'm a Yankee fan, but..."" song is that I root for the Mets, but I also root for the Yankees. The Mets are the Evil Empire. The Mets are" "The Crows have won the AFL Grand Final, defeating the Swans by 12 points." The Crows win the premiership. The Crows win the premiership. The Crows win the "The NFL season is off to a rough start for the New York Giants. After losing to the Kansas City Chiefs, the Giants now have to face off against the undefeated Carolina Panthers. The game is scheduled to start" "Hullabaloo over the ""dumb redneck"" label has reached the point of absurdity. The label is a badge of honor for those who have been oppressed. It's a badge of honor for those" The Fonz is back. The original. The coolest. The coolest dude ever. Charlie... http://t.co/vRxRwJwZkU via @YouTube http://t. "I'm not a big sports fan, but I love the Yankees. It's the only team I ever root for. I'm a fan of the team and not the players. I don't know why." The Yankees are off to a 4-0 start and the Red Sox are off to a 0-2 start. Both teams are in last place. Who would have thought that the two worst teams in baseball would The first time I met my fiancee's mom was the day before Thanksgiving at a football game. She was wearing jorts and a pink fuzzy sweater. She was also drunk. I thought she was a homeless The two main political parties are both led by trash. "The Democrats are led by a man who is a racist, a sexist, a Islamaphobe, a liar, a cheat, a thief," "Elle a les mêmes mauvaises habitudes que ma fillle et ma femme, mais elle est plus jeune et plus belle, c'est ça qui" Buffy the Vampire Slayer: A New Beginning is a 2002 multimedia project to re-introduce the original cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer to a new generation of viewers. The project was conceived by Joss Whedon Nashville Predators: The NHL's Most Underrated Franchise http://t.co/BwzF2Qyv6n via @BreitbartNews "mike hanno: ""The" The government of #Saudi Arabia is to be commended for its decision to execute #RaifalAalawi. #ISIS trash should be executed without question. #SaveHumanity #ISIS http://t The Yankees are going to be a much better team next year. They are going to have a much better starting rotation. They are going... http://t.co/eJ0hjyKj "The most common question I get about my new job is, ""what are you going to do with all that trash?"" I have been asked this question so many times I'm starting to think they're mocking me" "The Associated Press: ""A federal judge has ordered a halt to Texas' ban on same-sex marriages. U.S. District Judge Orlando Garcia in San Antonio issued the injunction Thursday, hours before gay and" "The following is a guest post by my good friend, @dougcohen, author of The Art of the City: Lessons in Urban Design from Around the World. @citycoffeecommun @" "The last time the Yankees played in Boston, Alex Rodriguez hit a two-run shot to win the game. It was the final game of the 2009 season. The Yankees were in the playoffs." The "The New Yorker has a great piece on the ""new"" Yankees, the ""old"" Yankees, and Derek Jeter. http://t.co/MdYsYfMbWy via" "The Yankees are reportedly in talks with Masahiro Tanaka's agent. If they get him, the Yanks will have the best 1-2 combo in the game. If they don't, they still have" "The U.S. military is sending a ""message"" to the Taliban by launching airstrikes in Afghanistan, Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid said Thursday. http://t.co/TQP" "The U.S. is the world's No. 1 trash-disposal nation, according to a new study." "The country's consumption habits are the main reason for the world's trash problem," "The following is a guest post by Paul S. La Monica, author of the new book, The Art of the Deal: The Untold Story of Trump's Triumph Over Wall Street and the World:" "" The United States of America is a nation of trash. You cannot say anything bad about this country without being labeled a racist. If you are not a liberal you are a racist. If you are not a democrat "One of the things that makes me most proud is that I'm a Yankee fan. I'm a proud Red Sox fan, but I'm a proud Yankee fan. Being a fan of a team that has such" "The term ""redskin"" is a pejorative for native Americans. It's an insulting term that was used to mock their skin color. It was never used for the actual animal. I know some people" The Dodgers are off to a red hot start and I don't even like baseball. I'm a football guy. I'm a football guy. I'm a football guy. I'm a football guy. I "The #Yankees have a #MLB record #56-46, the most losses in a season in #MLB history. #MLB #MLBHistory #MLB #MLBHistory #" "The #Yankees have played in 13 #WorldSeries, second most all-time. The #Braves have played in 10." The #Braves are in their first #WorldSeries since the # "A lot of you are probably wondering why I'm not doing a ""Let's all mock the Yankees"" article. I'm not just because I don't have the time to do it, but also because I" The last time I saw a yellow starburst was in the trash. I don't know if they still make it. I'm pretty sure they don't. But I'm gonna try to find some today. "The U.S. government has been tracking the personal cell phone data of hundreds of innocent Americans, a report said Thursday, in what is believed to be the first known instance of such broad monitoring." "" "The NBA season is nearly upon us, and the Boston Celtics are looking to continue their quest for the #1 seed in the Eastern Conference. They begin the season against the Miami Heat, and the first game of" I've been in a funk all week. I've been eating trash and not working out. I've been crying in bed all day. I'm done. I'm done with this life. I'm done "The last time the Yankees played in Oakland, Derek Jeter hit a walk-off single in the bottom of the 11th inning. The last time the Yankees played in Oakland, Derek Jeter hit a walk" "An American Airlines flight was evacuated at LaGuardia Airport on Sunday after a passenger claimed to have a gun, a law enforcement source told ABC News." The source said the passenger claimed to have a gun "The San Diego Padres are a team that makes you think ""what if?"" San Diego is a city that makes you think ""what if?"" What if the Padres were a winning team? What if the Padres were" The Yankees are still trying to find a replacement for Alex Rodriguez. #tbt @UniWatch #12 http://t.co/dV0wWjBzHh #styleand "The Yankees are not the best team in baseball. But they're not the worst. They're somewhere in the middle. They're a team with a lot of talent, but no direction. They're a team" "The question is, who's going to pay for the trash? Not the rich, not the poor. The middle class. The working class. Who's going to pay for this? Who's going to pay" Bosnia's Muslim leaders speak out against ISIS http://t.co/PbIe6J9Z6U http://t.co/YUeI1p7wzT The United States of America is a nation of trash. It's a nation of liars. It's a nation of murderers. It's a nation of rapists. It's a nation of drug addicts. It "The United States is a nation of trash. We are a nation of people who don't know how to treat anything with respect. If you are poor, you will be treated like a pig. If you are" The #1 reason why girls act retarded around guys: #RelationshipDrama #RelationshipRisks #RelationshipNegativity #RelationshipHopelessness #RelationshipMism How to make a paper flower http://t.co/Gz9Xjk7oZb via @YouTube How to make a paper flower http://t.co/Gz9Xj The #WarOnChristmas is the #Zionist movement's way of keeping the anti-Judaic/anti-Christian/anti-Muslim sentiments in check. It's a psy-op. A The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/05/26/donald-trump-says-maybe-he-will-fire-m The National Weather Service issued a red flag warning for the entire San Gabriel Valley and the mountains above. The warning is in effect until 6 p.m. today. The warning means that a high risk The Yankees will try to finish off the Red Sox in the Bronx tonight. The Bronx is the place where legends are made. You can wear your Yankee or Red Sox jersey to this game. But you have to The National Football League is a joke. They should just admit it. The only reason they continue to exist is because of the billions of dollars they make off of it. The league is a complete joke. It The Yankees have lost a lot of games this season. They've also gained a lot of lessons. The team that won the 2009 World Series is gone. The team that won the 2013 and 2014 AL "The first time I had a brownie was in 7th grade. I was at lunch with my friend and her brother, who was like 8, was like ""I'll share my Oreos with you if" A new study in the journal Nature Climate Change shows that the world's glaciers are melting faster than previously thought. The study also shows that the world's ice sheets are melting at a faster rate. The world's The previous post discussed the need for a new political movement in America. It's not a left or right issue. It's an American issue. #NewMovement #AmericanMovement #TeaParty # "The following is a list of notable people from the city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. For a more comprehensive list of notable people from Pittsburgh, see the article List of people from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania." A [ I bought a monkey bird a few days ago. It's been in my room all day. I don't know what to do with it. Help! 😍😏 The NBA is a trash league. The same teams win every year. The same players win every year. The same fans are the same fans. It's the same people every year. The only time you see "The best thing about being a Yankees fan is that you can always say you're a member of the ""in"" crowd. That is, you're in the ""in"" crowd of those who can say they" "The ""real"" reason why the Yankees won the 2004 ALCS:" "The ""real"" reason why the Yankees won the 2004 ALCS: http://t.co/p7zw0B8" "The most popular #Reddit post of the day is ""What's the most ghetto place you've lived?"" #teabaggers #Tards #libertarians http://t.co/bZWk" "Banksy, the elusive British street artist whose identity remains a mystery, is the subject of a new documentary titled, ""Exit Through the Gift Shop."" The film is directed by French filmmaker, Thierry" "The New Yorker's latest issue is out, and it has a great Charlie Rose interview with President Obama. http://t.co/xQ2QTK9X6A http://t.co" The #1 reason why the #Yankees get crushed in the #ALEast is because they don't have a #Dodger #Rotation. #MLB #MLB #MLB # "The Angels are in town, the Yankees are playing in the Bronx, and the Red Sox are playing in Boston. It's the 3rd game of the World Series, and the Sox are down 3-1" The top two teams in the AFC playoffs are both 6-10. The top two teams in the NFC playoffs are both 6-10. The NFC is trash. The AFC is The previous page is sending you to http://www.vanityfair.com/style/2014/09/nathan-turner-white-people-race-issue If you do not want to "The Wiggles are the best. They are so much fun to watch with the colorful outfits, silly songs, and cute characters. I wish I could sing like them. I'm pretty good at dancing though" "The first time I had a brownie, I was about 8. I was with my mom and my uncle. We were at the local chunky monkey. I took a bite out of the same brownie" The New Yorker's cartoon of the day: I'm getting a real Charlie Brown feeling here. http://t.co/wfHjK2m1n9 @NYer "" A federal judge has ordered the release of two men arrested in a police sting operation in which they were accused of plotting to blow up a bridge over the Susquehanna River in upstate New York. "" The latest in the Charlie Brown and the Peanuts comic strip series is out! This one is the 50th anniversary special. It's a must have for any Peanuts fan. http://t.co/ The #Yankees should make a push for #BlueJays #Rays #Orioles outfielder Alex Rodriguez. #MLB #Fantasy #SportsNation #SportsNationTweet - #Tampa # The Yankees have been notoriously terrible at baseball in the snow. They're not even good at it in the rain. This is why they should never leave New York. #stayindowntown #mlb #ml "The Yankees are in town, and the Red Sox are losing. That's a recipe for a lopsided game. But the game went 12 innings, and it was close. The Sox almost won. That" The #Yankees are going to wear these uniforms in the #HallofFame in 2020. #FarewellJeter. #Yankees #MLB http://t.co/G4H "The #Yankees are in town, and the #Bulls are looking to avoid a sweep. #NBA #Bulls #Raptors #Nets #Knicks #F Bulls #Celtics" "Just a quick update. I'm still alive, still working, still eating lots of Oreos, and still no idea what I'm going to do for my birthday. I have no idea what to get for" The video will be from the beginning of the song...I'll be in a yellow dress & black hat. 🙎🙎🙎€ The Yankees are in town tonight and the Red Sox are in town tomorrow. I'm hoping they get a few more in the process. #RedSox #mlb #mlbpro #yankees # The Yankees are going to be playing in the Bronx in 2014. The new Yankee Stadium is already in the works. This is going to be a great place to watch a game. http://t.co/ The San Diego State Aztecs are a football team. They are not a soap opera. They are not a sitcom. They are not a bunch of crybabies. They are a football team. They The year is coming to an end and with it the last of the great sporting events of the season. The Yankees are in the playoffs and that means that the World Series is here. The World Series is the "The U.S. Air Force is developing a ""smart bomb"" that can distinguish between combatants and civilians. The military hopes the new technology will reduce civilian casualties. But critics say the technology could lead to more" The latest on the Charlie Baker campaign: #5: The Baker-Fitzgerald debate: Baker and Fitzgerald took the stage at MassINC in "Waltham, MA tonight. The debate" "The White House on Tuesday asserted that President Obama's immigration plan is ""not amnesty"" despite the president's pledge to provide a ""path to citizenship"" for some undocumented immigrants." The administration's comments came "The French Foreign Ministry has condemned the Charlie Hebdo cartoons of Mohammed as ""blasphemous"" and ""obscene."" The cartoons, which were published in the wake of the massacre of 12 people in a Paris" "I was a pretty good kid. I didn't drink, I didn't smoke, I didn't do drugs. I had sex once and that was with a boy who was too drunk to know what he was" I think I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be so sick. I'm gonna be so sick. I'm gonna be so sick. I'm gonna be so sick. I'm gonna be so sick "The first time I saw a Twinkie was at a gas station in North Carolina. I was in elementary school. I was with my mom and my cousin. They were like, ""What are those?""" The Red Sox are off to a rough start in 2016. They've lost two games to the Yankees and one game to the Cubs. The Cubs. The Cubs. The RED SOX. #yankees # The first time I ate a brownie was in 7th grade at lunch. I was sitting with some girls who were eating Twinkies. They had Twinkies in their lunch boxes. I was like The U.S. military has been dropping leaflets over #ISIS positions in order to prevent them from using the area as a Jihadi picnic area. #ISIS #Syria #ISIS http://t.co/ The Browns are trash. I'm not even going to waste my time with them anymore. #Browns #NFL #Cleveland #CLE #CLEvHOU #Texans #TexansSuck # "The following is a list of the best sports bars in the area. These are the best places to watch your favorite teams. If you're a sports fan, you need to check these places out! http://" "The @Yankees have a chance to win this series in Game 3. If they do, they will head back to New York with a 2-1 lead. #MLB #FULLSCORE http" "The first time I had a true ""Southern"" meal was on a trip to Charleston, SC. I had fried chicken and biscuits, and it was the best thing I've ever eaten. I've been trying" "A new poll shows that nearly half of all Americans have ""at least one"" Islamic extremist friend." #HowToWin #PJNET #ISIS #Jihadi #Muslim # The New Orleans Saints are the NFL's most trash team. I don't care who you are. I don't care if you're a die hard fan. You can't deny that. It's not even The New York Yankees are the only team in baseball with a winning record against the Red Sox. The only team. That's a lot of winning. So the Red Sox will have to beat The Yankees are just a bunch of crybabies. They're pathetic. They can't even win a game in the 9th. #WorldSeries #Yankees #MLB #MLBchampions The U.S. Forest Service is proposing the removal of the last remaining two red wolves from the wild. "The agency said Thursday that if the proposal is approved, the two animals would be held at" "This is a rush transcript from ""The Story,"" September 23, 2015, that has been modified for clarity. This is a ""must read"" segment in The Story." The Story: The American Muslim UPDATED: The Yankees have acquired pitcher Michael Pineda from the Seattle Mariners in exchange for minor league infielder Ty Schalter. The #Yankees have acquired pitcher Michael Pineda from the The NBA is a trash league now. They don't have any good teams. It's all about the Lakers. They don't have any good players. They're trash. #NBA #Lakers #M The New York Yankees are just a game behind the Boston Red Sox in the AL East. The Yanks are in last place. (via @MLB) #FantasyBaseball #Yankees #Red "The U.S. military's top officer said on Thursday he supports the idea of a ""red line"" for the use of chemical weapons in Syria's civil war, but cautioned that any such decision would be" "All the birds are singing, the sun is shining and the sky is blue. It's a perfect day to go for a walk with Charlie. #StoriesofLove http://t.co/Jj" "The two-year-old, red-haired, chunky monkey that's been living in a Washington, D&amp;#8230;. D.C. neighborhood is missing. He" "The Ultimate Fighter season 18 winner, Michael ""The Count"" Johnson, has a new job. He's the new color commentator for the Arizona Rattlers. He's also a UFC fighter. He's also a" Stefanie Giese @stefaniegiesse I can't believe you're going to a Yankee game! (908) 906-8658 @Ste "The NFL season is still young, but already there's a controversy brewing in the NFC South." "On Sunday, the New Orleans Saints hosted the Atlanta Falcons. In the first quarter, the Saints and Falcons" The man who would be President: Charlie Baker is the Republican who could beat Martha Coakley | Editorial http://t.co/lYzvJ8XjKZ via @BostonGlobe Sarah Palin: 'Democrats' Are 'Un-American' For Not Supporting 'Unhinged' ICE Agents – Who 'Ran Terror Campaign' Against ICE Agents http://t.co The school day is over. The birds are chirping. The sun is shining. Time to go outside and play! #teachoutside #playoutside #playtime http://t.co/5 I'm a big fan of the Yankees. Not because I am a fan of NY but because they are the only team I have ever rooted for. I hate the Mets and the Red Sox. I hate the "The NBA season is almost over, and the Boston Celtics are still trash." "I know that's a harsh statement, but it's the truth. The Celtics are in a free fall, and it's" "The upcoming season of ""Dancing with the Stars"" has sparked a lot of controversy and debate among the ""Dancing with the Stars"" fans. The controversy and debate is over the upcoming season's celebrity cast" The Yankees have been talking to the Phillies about a potential trade for right fielder Nick Swisher. The Phillies are looking for a starting pitcher. The Yankees are looking for a closer. It could happen. #Yan The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. I don't care if the #Braves are in town. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # "The BBC's Charlie Stayt says that the ""redskins"" name is racist, but the NFL doesn't care." "The Washington Redskins name is racist and should change. But the NFL doesn't Fashion is a funny thing. It's so subjective that it's almost impossible to define. But what fashion is, is the way you dress. What you put on your body to show the world how you The Yankees got a big win over the Red Sox on Sunday, but it wasn't the result that mattered, it was the act of playing. There was a lot of trash talking and the final score was irrelevant The L.A. Clippers are trash. The Clippers are trash. The Clippers are trash. The Clippers are trash. The Clippers are trash. The Clippers are trash. The Clippers are trash. The Clippers are The #Yankees are officially eliminated from the playoffs. The #RedSox will face the #Orioles in the ALDS. #MLB #MLB Playoffs #MLB #MLB # The world's first fully-electric, semi-truck has been unveiled in California. The company behind the design hopes it will become the future of transportation. #ABC7now http://t.co/ The world's most popular bird is in serious trouble. The yellow-nosed albatross is a rare bird that is critically endangered. It's estimated there are only 15,000 breeding pairs left A couple of weeks ago I went to the local supermarket and bought a pound of yellowfin tuna. It was on sale. I was hungry. I thought, Well, I'll make some sushi tomorrow.""" Kashmiris to protest against Indian rule in occupied Kashmir Kashmiris to protest against Indian rule in occupied Kashmir Mangla: Kashmiris will protest against the Indian occupation in occupied The Yankees have placed Didi Gregorius on the DL with a right wrist sprain. Gregorius will be replaced by Tyler Wade. "Gregorius has been having a very productive season, batting .296" "I had a dream that I was a bird and could fly. I was so happy I could never forget it. Then, I woke up and all I could think about was how I was a bird in my" "A group of protesters in Ferguson, Mo., blocked a street and threw trash cans at police on Monday night, according to The St. Louis Dispatch." Protesters set some trash cans on fire and threw "In the wake of the Charlie Wilson shooting in Indiana, the liberal media is now running with the narrative that anti-Obama protesters are the real victims." They're not. The real victims are The Yankees are going to the playoffs. I can't believe it. I'm so happy. I can't stop smiling. #yankees #mlb #mlbplayoffs #mlb #worldseries The Texas Rangers are in New York City to play the Yankees. The Yankees are in Texas to play the Texas Rangers. The Texas Rangers are in New York City to play the New York Yankees. The New York "A few weeks ago, I was at the grocery store and saw a man wearing a yellow shirt. He was thin, his hair was slicked back, and he was walking with a cane. He was wearing" The most important thing for a college football team is to win conference games. That's it. If you don't win your conference games you're trash. Period. That's it. No debate. You have The best thing about being a Yankee fan is that you can be a fan of almost every other team and still be a fan. The worst thing about being a Yankee fan is that you can be a fan of The Yankees are in a rut. They can't score runs. They can't stop the other team from scoring runs. They can't win games. They can't even score in the 1st inning. The Irish are known for their green beer and their green eyes. But the Irish are also known for their wit and humor. They have a unique sense of humor that is unlike any other. They are known for Where to Buy: A&D: A&D: A&D: A&D: A&D: A&D: A&D: A The New York Yankees are not going to the playoffs this season. I don't care if they win or lose this weekend. The only reason they're still playing is because of the MLB's playoff structure. The "The video will show the two-part ""Last of the Mohican"" episode of ""Once Upon a Time"" that will air on Friday, May 5 (8:00-9:00 p.m" The Red Sox are not going to the World Series. I don't care how good this team is. They simply do not have the pitching to compete with the Yankees. It's over. The Sox The American Athletic Conference has a proud history of producing NFL talent. The conference's past two Heisman Trophy winners have gone on to win the award. But the AAC is also home to some of the worst The NFL Draft is an opportunity for teams to make a statement. The #Bears are making a statement by picking up Jay Cutler's contract. #SmokeSignals… #Chicago # "The latest polls in the Kansas governor's race show incumbent Gov. Sam Brownback trailing his Democratic challenger, Paul Davis. The polls also show that Kansans don't like the job Brownback is doing as" The Yankees are the team that has been in the most games this season. They're also the team that has the most home runs this season. They're also the team that has the most home runs this season John Cena is the worst thing to ever happen to the WWE. He is a cancer to the company. 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The #Redskins played the #Braves in Atlanta tonight. #Funny #NationalChampionshipSeries #MLB # The Yankees have traded righty reliever Andrew Miller to the Red Sox for a player to be named later or cash. Miller has a 5.70 ERA this season. #Yankees #MLB #Fantasy "The last day of school. What a bittersweet day. On one hand, you get to be a kid again. On the other, you get to be a parent again. And you know what? I" Kathleen Wynne is the new Liberal leader. #onpoli #pc #tcot #twu #cpc #ltw #wbo #cdnpoli #cdnpc #onca # The Yankees are the only team in baseball that still gives away bobbleheads. That's pretty pathetic. #Yankees #MLB #FarewellCaptain #CaptainCaptain #Captain2 #Yankees19 The following is a list of the top 10 most polluted cities in the world. "#1: Delhi, India" "#2: Karachi, Pakistan" "#3: Cairo, Egypt" #4: Dh "The Yankees are in the midst of a five-game road trip, and have lost all five games. They're 0-5 on the trip, and have been outscored 43-9. 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I've been wearing teal since then. I miss the old days. #yankees #mlb #mlbprosports "The original ""Dirty Rotten Scoundrels"" was a song by the Skids. It was written by Paul Collins and Tony McAlpine. It was released in 1981 on the album ""D" The latest Charlie Sheen video is a masterpiece of depravity. It's like watching a live zoetrope. http://t.co/F5g1l7E5p9 http://t The #Yankees are going to have a lot of players on the #RedSox on #OpeningDay. #MLB #MLBStats #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB The @Yankees have won 14 of their last 15 games against the @Mets. Some would say they're the hottest team in baseball. #HotStove #Yankees #MLB #Fare "There is a lot of trash talk going on in the NBA playoffs. I don't think it's necessary. If you don't like someone, stay away. Don't make it personal. #NBA #NBA" "The annual ""White House Easter Egg Roll"" is always a fun day at the White House. President Obama and his family get to spend time with kids, and the kids get to see the President! 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They have the best player in baseball, the best manager and the best owner. The rest of the" Key points: #1: This is a political stunt. #2: This is a media stunt. #3: This is a media distraction. #4: This is a media circus The New York Yankees are a team of trash. They have no future. They have no present. They have no future. They are a team of trash. #yankees #giants #mlb # The long-awaited new album from The Walkmen is finally here. It's called Heaven and it's a complete stunner. You need this in your life. http://t.co/kHl The top-seeded Dodgers are headed back to the World Series for the first time since 1988. The #RedSox are headed back to the ALCS for the first time since 2007. #MLB "The New Yorker's latest cover is a cartoon of a ""white"" Obama and a ""black"" Biden embracing. http://t.co/7GKlZzfjZM http://t" The Red Sox are in town and the Yankees are playing the Orioles. There's no better time to watch the NBA. #NBA #NBAPlayoffs #Yankees #Orioles http://t. I have a question for you all. Do you think I should get a new job or stay in the ghetto one? I have been debating this for a while now. I don't wanna move but I don "The ""Bachelor in Paradise"" finale was trash. The cast was trash. This show is trash. I'm done. Bye-bye, Charlie. Bye-bye, ABC. Bye-bye, world" "The Eagles have placed TE James Casey on injured reserve, per source. He's done for the season. #Eagles —" "Eagles Insider (@EaglesInsider) October 18, 2014" "" "The video will be up soon. I'm just uploading the audio now. It's the original version of ""The Day I Die"" by The Hooters. http://t.co/fYzv" "The Yankees are currently in the middle of a road trip through Toronto, Boston, and Tampa. While in Toronto, Masahiro Tanaka threw a bullpen session. He was reportedly feeling much better than the other pitchers" "The last thing I want to see is a ""yellow vest"" movement in the US. It would be the last thing our economy needs. #OccupyWallstreet #WeThePeople #tcot #g" "The #Yankees have a lot of talent, but they're not a #WorldSeries team until they win a #MLB Championship. #NYY #TitlesAreForLosers #RedSox" The world's most famous monkey has a new home after being rescued from a Thai restaurant. http://t.co/VJ4uY4p8V7 http://t.co/V5 "The following is a partial transcript of ""Charlie Rose's America,"" airing on PBS on Friday, March 18, 2014." (BEGIN VIDEO CLIP) CHARLIE ROSE: What The #Yankees have won the #WorldSeries! Congratulations #FarewellSirDerek #MLB #MLBAM #MLBFarewell #Yankees #NY #NYY #ML "What does it mean to be a ""redneck""? Is it a pejorative label? Or is it a proud label? I'm curious because I've always seen it as a proud label, but I" "I'm a big fan of the ""what if"" game. What if the Yankees didn't trade Robinson Cano? What if Derek Jeter didn't retire? What if Jeter had another year? What" "The fact that you're trying to claim that a kid's toy is ""obscene"" is the most disgusting display of intellectual dishonesty I've seen in a while. This is the same argument used against gay" The following is an article from Uncle Sam's Misguided Children: "The ""pink tax"" is the term for the extra cost that women face for products marketed to them. The ""blue tax"" is" "LAS VEGAS -- On the night when the NBA's best teams congregated for the annual marquee event, the Los Angeles Lakers were in town. The Lakers were the only NBA team to play in Vegas" "A new study suggests that the humble eggplant may be the ""original"" long-faced fruit. The eggplant's shape is thought to be an evolutionary response to the cold weather of its native... more »" The @Yankees are going to put @Vladimir Guerrero in their Hall of Fame. He's the best DH of all time. #FarewellMr.Vlad #Yankees #MLB "The Yankees are a mess. That's the only way to explain their recent slide, which has seen the Bronx Bombers lose 10 of their last 12 games." The Yankees are a mess. That's "Here's a quick tip for you all. If you're using the ""Add to home screen"" feature on your phone, and you select a shortcut that points to a URL, it will open that URL in" The Chicago Cubs are the World Series champions! They beat the Cleveland Indians in a 7 game series! The Cubs win the World Series! #cubs #champions #mlb http://t.co The Houston Texans are a dumpster fire. #Texans #NFL #HOU #HOUvsNYJ #JETS #FIIO #STFU #TEXANS #HOUSTON #BENGALS A day of trash talk and then a day of games. Today's match is the most anticipated game of the season. Yankees vs. Red Sox. The game everyone is talking about. I'm excited. I The #Yankees are in town tonight! Come on #Marlins! #MLB #MLBMiami #MLB #FSL #FSL #MLB #Yankees #MLB # "The NFL season is over, and the New York Giants are going to the Super Bowl. To be fair, they were the only team that had a realistic shot at making it. But that doesn't mean it" Notes: <<<<<<<<<<<<< J.R. Smith is trash. I don't care how hot he was in the 4th quarter. He's trash. He's a cancer to the NBA. He's a piece of trash. He "Meeting Charlie Weis, #2, #3, and #4 at the same time was a treat. #hoosiers #iubb #hoosierstate #hoosiernation #ho" "The U.S. has the highest rate of obesity of any country in the developed world. And yet, the government is still trying to ban foods that make people fat." The food police want to The Yankees have won the AL East for the 13th time in franchise history. #Yankees #MLB #FarewellCaptain #Captain #MLBCaptain http://t.co/S2S The U.S. Department of Homeland Security has issued a warning to U.S. citizens of a new phone scam targeting the elderly. The scammer claims to be from the Social Security Administration and "The term ""redskins"" is not a racial slur, but a term of endearment for Native Americans, says a US lawmaker." "The term ""redskins"" is not a racial" The U.S. national team's World Cup qualifying match against Trinidad and Tobago on Friday will be the first time the Yanks have played on the island nation's soil in nearly 30 years. "" The NCAA tournament is in full swing and the #1 overall seed in the #NBAFinals is playing in the #BigTenTournament #iubb #collegehoops #hoosiers #iubb "The Amazing Spider-Man 2 is a trash pile of unmitigated, unfiltered, unadulterated, unadulterated trash. I've seen better episodes of The Simpsons. It" The Yankees are in the middle of a 10 game road trip. The Red Sox are in the middle of a 10 game home stand. The two teams will play each other in Boston in a couple of days. "The U.S. Justice Department's seizure of the Associated Press' phone records is a ""blatant and unprecedented"" violation of the First Amendment, the news service said in a court filing on Thursday." The top two candidates for the GOP nomination for U.S. Senate in Missouri are not exactly known for their progressive views. #Missouri #Republican #purity #teabaggers #teab "The New York Jets are in the middle of a rebuild. That's the only way to explain why they just handed a four-year, $39 million contract to a 34-year-old quarterback." "" The Amazin' Mets are currently in the middle of a 17-game road trip that is taking them to the most remote places in the MLB. The Amazin' Mets are currently in The #Yankees are going to wear these uniforms at some point this season: http://t.co/Wq3n6YX9X5 #FarewellCaptain http://t.co "The following is a translation of a recent article by the Syrian journalist Yassin al-Haj Saleh, who is currently in Europe:" #Syrian journalist Yassin al-Haj Saleh: "" The Yankees are the team that never goes away. They just keep on winning. They're definitely the team to beat in the AL this year. Everyone knows that. #Yankees #MLB #Fare The R’D Project: Rediscovering the Fabled Original Recipe at Charlie Trotters The R’D Project: Rediscovering the Fabled Original Recipe A&E: The A&E Biography Channel A&E: The A&E Biography Channel is a cable television network in the United States and Canada specializing "The U.S. Army is preparing to deploy troops to the border with Mexico to help stop the flow of immigrants into the country, a senior Department of Defense official said Tuesday." The troops will be S&M is the new yellow. #teabaggers @patti_k I don't know about that. But I do know that the GOP is the party of the rich. "Took a nap, then watched the Yankees/Red Sox game." #FarewellPorcello #Yankees #MLB #MLBYankees #ML The Red Sox are trash. My dad just told me that. I'm so mad right now. #Yankees #RedSox #MLB #MLBNetwork #MLBNetworkRadio #NewYork "The Rook is a British crime drama television series, based on the DCI Bill Hodges book series of the same name, created by Matthew Graham. The series was broadcast on BBC One from 5 January 2014" "With a bird's-eye view of the city, you can see the beautiful buildings and the green parks. With a bird's-eye view of the city, you can see the beautiful buildings and the green" The #Yankees have been in #Tampa all week to work out #Braves #Marlins #Rays #Orioles players. The #Rays have been in #Chicago to The WNBA season is over. Now the trash talking can begin. The best players in the world are playing in the WNBA. The WNBA is a joke compared to the NBA. WNBA players are The #1 reason why the Yankees suck is because they just keep giving away players for nothing. #doubleday #yankees #mlb – #mlb #yankees "The Yankees have acquired lefty J.A. Happ from the Mariners in exchange for minor league infielder Ronald Guzman, according to a source. The deal is pending a physical." "Happ," "The New York Yankees are still full of trash. They lost to the Boston Red Sox, who are still the worst team in the majors. They can't even beat the Red Sox. It's just embarrassing." "The great depression was a time of suffering, hunger, and despair for millions of americans. But for millions of others, it was a time of hope and promise. For them, there was a job," The #Yankees have acquired 1B Brandon Moss from the #Indians in exchange for cash considerations. #MLB #Fantasy #DailyNews #Yankees #YankeesBlog #Indians #CLE The perfect accessory for any beanie or stocking cap! Great for keeping your ears warm and your hat on! The perfect accessory for any beanie or stocking cap! Great for keeping your ears warm and The #Yankees are going to play the #RedSox this weekend in #Boston. The #Braves are going to play the #Orioles in #Baltimore. The #Phillies are going The Yankees are in the middle of a slump and the Red Sox are in the middle of a winning streak. It's a perfect storm of sports. #redsox #yankees http://t.co I'm not sure if I'm the only one who thinks that the new Yankees stadium looks like a giant brownie. #Yankees #MLB #YankeeStadium http://t.co/L The #Yankees are now leading #Tampa Bay 3-2 in the bottom of the 9th. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML The #Yankees have won four straight and are tied with the #RedSox for first place in the #AL East. #MLB #TML #NY #NYY #FarewellJ The iPhone 6 will be a complete trash compared to the 5s. The 5s is the best phone on the market. Period. It's the only phone that can do everything. The 6 will have a "The Eagles are in town, so the Yankees are wearing their old stadium unis. Good night. #MLB #Yankees #MLS #mls #nycf #philadelphia #eagles #" "Sugar is the devil. Period. No ifs, ands, or butts about it. It's the most insidious, toxic, and addictive substance on the planet. The only... more » http" The #Yankees are reportedly interested in #RedSox LF Alex Gonzalez. #MLB #TribePRS #MLB #Yankees #YankeesWorld #NY #NewYork #MLB How to get a girl to like you? #1 - Don't be trash. #2 - Treat her good. #3 - Make her laugh. #4 - Don't be an "The College World Series is a time for baseball's brightest stars to shine on the biggest stage. But for the past two years, the shine has been dimmed by a dark cloud: the Charlie Sheen-fuel" "The world's tallest bird, the ostrich, has been spotted in Texas. http://t.co/Qj0EYfW8g5 http://t.co/J5b5k" The Ultimate Warrior is a trash talker. He called out Brock Lesnar and the UFC and said he was coming back to fight him. The UFC said no. So now he has to take on Frank Mir "The NBA is a trash league. I'm not even talking about the current season. I'm talking about the past 30 years. There have been some good teams like the Lakers, Bulls, and Celtics. But" Another great weekend in the books! I'm still trying to figure out how I got so lucky with my weekend. My birthday weekend was amazing and now I'm in the midst of the best weekend I've had The #1 reason why I don't go to #Yankees games: Derek Jeter. #ToughnessIsAnAccent #FarewellCaptain #CaptainAmerica #CaptainAmericaIsWhite #Captain "The NFL Draft is over, which means the New England Patriots are now officially the trash can of the NFL. The Pats made a lot of questionable decisions this past draft, but the worst decision was taking Jacoby" The following is a list of current and former Major League Baseball players from the United States Virgin Islands: * Indicates player is from St. Croix Current "Mike Trout, Los Angeles" The New York Yankees are expected to be a big player in free agency this winter. But they're also expected to be sellers. And that's why they're turning to the trade market. The Y The Yankees are trying to dump Alex Rodriguez on the Mariners. The Mariners are trying to dump Ichiro Suzuki on the Yankees. The Mariners are trying to dump Ichiro Suzuki on the Yankees. The "The first time I had a brownie was in 7th grade in the cafeteria of my elementary school. I was sitting with my friend, and we were talking about random things. We were talking about food," Police are searching for a man who they say shot and killed a teen outside a school bus in Baltimore. It happened on Thursday morning on the corner of Harford Road and Chesapeake Avenue. "" "The #Yankees have signed Masahiro Tanaka to a seven-year, $155 million contract, a source tells ESPN." #MLB #MLB #NYYankees "The ""Welcome to the Jungle"" line from the Fresh Prince was trash. It was from the 90s. It's not relevant anymore. It's just a line. It doesn't define you. It doesn" MotoGP: #ValentinoRossi has taken the lead in #MotoGP after passing #MarcMarquez on the final lap of the race. #F1 #WEC #F1 Ask the Scientists: What is the difference between a bird and a plane? #sci @UniverseToday http://t.co/KMdW0ybBgJ http://t. The Last Jedi is trash — @wizkhalifa @SirVladimirKorjakov @TheLastJediTales @SirPat_KC @SirPatKC @ The video will show the attack on a group of Syrians and a Jordanian. The Syrian and the Jordanian were killed. The rest of the group escaped. #ISIS #IslamicState http://t.co/ "The Washington Redskins lost to the New York Giants, 26-21, in the final minutes. The game was still tied at 21 with 1:32 left in the game. The Giants had first and goal," "The New York Yankees have been pretty bad this season. They're currently in last place in the AL East. As a result, the team has started a number of players that are currently in the minors." "" The most recent #teabagger bill in #Virginia #SB278 #CommonCore #Education #Nullification http://t.co/bW6LrOmBH1 #NullifyObama A woman was arrested for having sex with a trash can in a Target parking lot in Texas. "According to the Austin American-Statesman, the woman was arrested on Saturday at a Target in Austin after" Brianna Keeney @briannakeeney @StacyDmomof5 @RevkahJC @cantUCIMblonde @Kacado @cantUCIMbl The Rise of the Jihadis: Jihadis Rise in the Age of Obama by Douglas Murray http://t.co/q3zv6ZJp6Z via @BreitbartNews # The #Yankees have now won 8 straight games in which they scored at least 4 runs. The last #MLB team to win 8 straight games in which they scored at least 4 runs was the #Red This is a really good article on the state of the #teabagger movement. http://t.co/P6aOI6VmU6 #washington #liberal #left #right "Eggs are a perfect breakfast food. They're protein-packed, easy to prepare and portable. Plus, they're yellow and pretty. I could eat eggs for every meal. I'm just not that" "The first thing that comes to mind when I think of the word ""redneck"" is a very negative one. It conjures up images of ignorant, brain dead, uncivilized, uncaring, unc" "The government of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan is planning to introduce a new penal code that will allow stoning as a punishment for adultery, according to a report." The proposed law was discussed by a panel "The Yankees are a mess. They don't have a single player who can get a runner from first to third with one swing of the bat. They have no power, no speed, no nothing. It's" "I'm not a big fan of the Yankees, but I'm not a fan of the Red Sox either. They're both trash. I wish the Yanks would sweep them. I want to see the Sox" The Yankees are in a rut. They're 3-7 since the All-Star break. They've been swept in 3 of their last 6 games. They're in last place. 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It's just a bunch of people being id" "The people who say ""the grass is always greener on the other side"" are retarded. The grass on the other side is always yellow and dead. We should be happy where we are. If you're" "The first day of spring is here and with it comes a new season of #ParksAndRec! #TBT to the original cast, including #RonSwanson, #CarriePatton, #" The Yankees have the best and most loyal fans in the world. They will be there for you no matter what. They will be there for you no matter what. They will be there for you no matter what The Red Sox are not having a good season. But they're still better than the Yankees. #MLB #NEvsNY #RedSox #Yankees #Boston #football #footballseason http:// The Yankees are the only team in baseball without a designated hitter. They're also the only team in baseball without a backup catcher. They're also the only team in baseball without a backup first baseman. They're I've been a Yankees fan since I was a kid. I'm a Yankees fan because they are the team I grew up with. I'm a Yankees fan because they are the team that has won the most The most ironic thing about this is that the Yankees are the team that should be trash talking. They should be the team to call each other trash but they don't. They don't even have the balls to "The Yankees are in the middle of a mini-slump. They've won 6 games in a row, but have dropped 7 of their last 10. And the Red Sox are winning. It's been a" The New York Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. I don't care what anyone says. They're going to win the whole damn thing. #yankees #yankeesvsredskins The United States has a serious problem with the number of people who don't know the difference between a redneck and a hillbilly. http://t.co/5j5WZPYJ The Yankees are looking to make a big splash in this year's MLB amateur draft. They have already made a trade with the Red Sox for pitcher Andrew Miller. The Yankees are looking to make a big "The goal of this project is to create a web-based tool that will allow students to create, edit and share their own maps. The tool will be used for a Geography class at Umpqua Community" "This is a ""DELICIOUS"" ———— recipe. I've made it twice. The first time I" The Patriots are 0-2. That's not a misprint. This is not a joke. The Patriots are 0-2. I'm gonna need a minute to process this. This can't be right The Yankees have been having issues with their bullpen lately. They have been using a lot of starters in the last few days and they are paying the price. They lost to the Red Sox yesterday by a score of "A prominent Democratic super PAC is launching a new ad campaign attacking Republicans for opposing the Violence Against Women Act. The ads will run in nine states with Republican senators up for re-election in 2014: Alaska, Arkansas" "In a recent interview with the New York Times, Charlie Baker, the Republican Gubernatorial nominee, said, ""I don't think we need to change the entire structure of government.""" What? Governor Baker The U.S. Department of Justice and the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development have reached an agreement that will allow the federal government to take over management of the Detroit Housing Authority's public housing The Yankees have won the most games in baseball. The Red Sox have won the most games in baseball. The Dodgers have won the most games in baseball. The Astros have won the most games in baseball. The The New York Jets are an embarrassment to the NFL. They are trash and I hope they get their butts kicked by the Raiders next week. They are a disgrace to the NFL. #FoolMeTw "The #Yankees are off to a good start, and that's a good thing. The #Rays are off to a great start, and that's a bad thing. #Tampa #Stadium" The #1 reason I'm a Yankees fan is because they're the only team that never forgets how to play baseball. I'm a #RedSox fan because they're the only team I can hate "The Yankees have reportedly offered a contract to Japanese star Shohei Ohtani. If he accepts, he will be the first MLB player from outside the US to play in the MLB. #FarewellSh" The #Yankees are coming back to #Tampa for a #SpringTraining game! #MLB #MLB #Yankees #MLB #Baseball #Baseball #BaseballStadium # "Koszmar, koszmarna, koszmaro... - to jest to! - to jest to! - to jest to! - to jest to! -" The Yankees are trying to get Alex Rodriguez to DH today. He's been reluctant to do so. #yankees #redsox #mlb #mlb2015 #mlb #reds #yan "The Yankees are not in the playoffs, but they are in the community. The team's annual Baseball for Borders event brought together players, fans and members of the community, all of whom are united by the game" The Yankees are the team that lets you down when you need them the most. They're the team that lets you down when you need them the most. They're the team that lets you down when you need A&D A&D is a mockumentary comedy television series on Adult Swim starring Charlie Day and John Hodgman. The series follows the misadventures of a pair of The Yankees are looking for a new manager. #MLB #Yankees #YankeesWorld #NewYork #MLB #baseball #fans http://t.co/zX9J "The French have a saying: ""The pen is mightier than the sword."" This is because the French are the most literate people in the world. They are so scribe-oriented that they even have" Emma Watson is perfect. She's a beautiful actress and a beautiful woman. She's a role model for young girls. 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The idea is that if your defense can score points, you're in a better position to win. The more points you score" The Mets are going to be a dumpster fire this season. They are going to be bad. They are going to lose games. They are going to lose games in the first inning. They are going to The U.S. National Security Agency is suing a former contractor who disclosed top-secret information about the agency's mass surveillance programs. The agency is seeking $60 million in damages from Edward Snowden. "The World Cup has been a great tournament so far. Although the USMNT has not been playing well, the games have been great. The first game between Brazil and Croatia was a war. The game between" "The man who shot and wounded a congressman and a top Democratic National Committee staffer at a Washington, D.C., restaurant was a GOP political activist who had been obsessed with... More http://t.co/" I think the Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. Why? Because I don't want to see the Red Sox win it. That would just be too much. LOL! #yankees # The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year! #FantasyBaseball #mlb #mlbpro #yankees #yankees #yankeeswin http://t.co/4Z "The National Park Service is adding a new ""yellow band"" to the top of its official Twitter header to better signify the agency's importance in American life." "The color change is a nod to the """ The new Yankee Stadium is a Jumbotron in the Bronx. The old one was a gem. #Yankees #YankeeStadium #MLB #FarewellCaptain http://t.co "The Supreme Court on Tuesday upheld President Barack Obama's signature health care law, ruling that the law's insurance coverage requirements are constitutional. The law's Medicaid expansion provision is still in legal limbo. (AP Photo/" "The world's oldest man, Jiroemon Kimura, died on Tuesday at the age of 117, Japanese media reported." "Kimura, who was born in 1897, is said to have eaten only" The question of whether the Yankees will sign Masahiro Tanaka is one of the most important in franchise history. The answer will determine if this is a dynasty or a flicker. #Yankees #ML "The U.S. has been in a state of panic since the election of President Donald Trump. The left, the media, and the establishment all seem to be in a state of shock over the fact that" "The story of the ""Barefoot Bandit"" is a fascinating tale of the American Dream gone wrong. His name is Richard ""The Barefoot Bandit"" Reid and he is a wanted man." "" The Yankees are in town and the Red Sox are playing the Orioles. What more could you ask for? #RedSox #Yankees #MLB http://t.co/oKjWn "The New Yorker has a short piece on the Iraq War's debacles, and the role of the CIA in those debacles. The CIA's role is pretty much what you'd expect. The CIA's role" "The weather is getting warmer, the birds are beginning to sing and the Yankees are in first place. It's a beautiful day in the Bronx! #Yankees #MLB #FarewellJeter http" "The ""Blessings"" of the Lord are so many and great. I can't even begin to name them all. I'm grateful for the blessings He's shown me today. #TheLordIsGood" "Bucharest, Romania - Oct 3, 2013: A Romanian girl wearing a yellow dress and yellow shoes sits on a bench in a park. A Romanian girl wearing a yellow dress and yellow shoes sits on a" "The Yankees are in the World Series, and the Red Sox are still in last place. That's a lot like the weather in New York. #RedSox #Yankees #Sox #Weather http" The #Yankees are now a #Rays affiliate. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB "Bill Kristol, the Republican Spoiler" The Republican Party is a party of government. Government is the source of human progress. Government is the source of human virtue. Government is the source of civilization. "" "The @Yankees are playing the #Braves in the Bronx tonight, and Derek Jeter is in the starting lineup! #FarewellCaptain #MLB http://t.co/aJj" "Fashion is a funny thing. Everyone has their own opinions on what is ""in"" and what is ""out"" with regards to what is fashionable. I personally think a ghillie suit is a fashion" The National Football League is a trash league. There is no parity. There is no excitement. There is no passion. There is no respect. There is no defense. There is no special teams. There is Downtown Orlando is a trash city. There's nothing to do. —@xxDxScrapxx: Downtown Orlando is trash”😭& The Red Sox are 0-4 against the Yankees this season. ••••• The 2013 NHL draft is going to be a lot of fun. I'm looking forward to the potential of a Russian kid to be hoisted onto the stage. The draft is going to be a lot "The world's first test-tube monkey baby will be born in Britain next month, a British newspaper reported on Wednesday, making monkeys the first cloned mammal to be born in the world's most advanced fertility clinic" The Yankees are in the playoffs. The Red Sox are not. #RedSoxNation #MLB #Yankees #MLBPlayoffs #YankeesvsRedSox #RedSox # I'm not sure if this is a bird or a plane...but it's definitely a UFO! http://t.co/0dG8fH0sjK via @YouTube http://t The #Yankees have been eliminated from the #WorldSeries. Thank you #MLB for your generosity with the #MLBProBall and #MinorLeague #Baseball. #MLB #MLB "The following is a guest post from my good friend and fellow Yankees fan, Dan. I asked him to write this for me because I'm sick of reading about CC Sabathia and his new no-trade" The guy I was supposed to be taking to the prom tonight was such a trash person. I'm so glad I didn't go. #promnightfail #prom #promnight #promfail #promnight The #Yankees are 6-3 in the last 9 games vs. the #RedSox since the #Braves series. #MLB #Boston #BostonRedSox #BostonMLB # "The German Air Force is still bombing the ""Islamic"" State targets in Syria. This is an act of aggression. The German Government must stop its bombing of Syria immediately. http://t.co/i7" You can't make a yellow chick look good. Period. But @zoe_kravitz is a yellow chick who I'd totally bone. #tbt http://t.co/f1R "The U.S. Army is sending more troops to Iraq, but not to fight the Islamic State, Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel said Wednesday." "#ISIS is a Jihadi group, not an army." "The U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) issued a warning to Americans traveling to the U.K. to ""exercise caution"" ahead of the upcoming royal wedding." Kris and "The 5-star experience at the Omni Hotel & Spa in Downtown Dallas is just a few clicks away. Omni Hotel & Spa offers a variety of amenities including a fitness center, outdoor pool," "The Yankees have signed infielder Brandon Drury to a contract, the team announced. He'll report to minor league camp tomorrow." "Drury, 22, will compete for a utility infielder spot in" The U.S. is a nation of immigrants. We are a melting pot of cultures and people. That is what makes us so great. It is what makes us unique. But that is also what makes The study of birds is an important part of science. It's also a lot of fun. The bird watching community is amazing. It's like a birders version of the circus. I was lucky enough to A new poll shows President Obama's approval rating is at a record low. But Republicans are at their lowest level ever. Are you feeling the Bern? I'm feeling the Bern. http://t. The UN Security Council just voted unanimously to condemn #ISIS for its crimes - a major victory for the international community. But no mention of #Israel http://t.co/j0ZT2T7 "The U.S. is at risk of becoming a ""nation of red necks"" if it doesn't do something to reverse the country's slide in the polls, says a political analyst." "The The Delhi government has decided to stop the sale of colored water in the national capital in order to curb water-borne diseases. Delhi's government has decided to stop the sale of colored water in the I'm not a Yankees fan, but I'm a fan of not being a bandwagon fan. It's nice to have a team to root for, but it's better to be a fan of a team that The U.S. economy is still in the dumpster. The government is just trying to keep it there until we can get it out of the dumpster. The government is not going to change the course The #1 cause of bird deaths is collisions with windows. It's the only thing they don't see before they hit it. #windowtrouble http://t.co/1YiGc This is my new favorite snack. I just ate a Twinkie. It was delicious. I'm so glad I'm a monkey. #FeminismIsCancer #Womancrafts # The Red Sox have given up on the season. They've given up on the Yankees. They've given up on the playoffs. They've given up on the season. They've given up on the playoffs. The Yankees are not a good team. They are a bad team that won the division. They are not a good team. They are a bad team that won the division. They are not a good team. The #Yankees have won the AL East. And the #WorldSeries. And the #MLBWorldSeries. And the #NBAFinals. And the #SuperBowl. And the #N Bagels & Lox & More at Yankee Diner http://t.co/FtBg8YnWfM via @lincolnshireecher http://t I'm a guy who likes to wear pink. That's it. I'm not a lesbian, a feminist, or a homosexual. I'm not a girlie-man"". I'm just a guy" The Yankees have won the AL East. The Red Sox have lost the World Series. The two teams that were supposed to be in the same place at the same time will never be the same again. #Yan "The most popular sports teams in the world are the Yankees, the Lakers, and the Celtics. They're all in the United States. The Yankees are the most popular sports team in the world because they're the" "The last time the Yankees played the Red Sox, Alex Rodriguez hit a walk-off home run to give the Yankees a 2-1 win. It was the last time the Yankees won a postseason game. It" The #1 reason why most people are not successful with women is because they don't treat them like trash. The #1 way to treat a woman is like trash. #RelationshipGoals #Lets "The Yankees have designated lefty Adam Warren for assignment, according to a report. He's been outrighted." "Warren, 25, was in the running for a bullpen spot but didn't impress this spring" The Yankees have placed outfielder Brandon Hicks on the 10-day disabled list with a left wrist sprain. The team also optioned lefty J.A. Happ to Triple-A. Hicks "The NFL's ""Thursday Night Football"" broadcasts have always been a strange, muddled affair. The games are broadcast on NFL Network, with ads for beer and cars, which is a combination that makes even the" "Julia Roberts, Charlie Hunnam, and Liv Tyler star in ""The Giver"" this weekend, and reviewers are already comparing it to ""The Hunger Games."" It's not. It's a fine," The new iPhone is a trash phone. Don't get one. Android is so much better. The only reason to get an iPhone is because your mom wants you to. Don't do it. Android is the The number of people who died in the #blizzardof1815 is estimated to be about 150. That's because many bodies were never found. #historians http://t.co/1Dn Guest Post: The War on Terror is a Scam by the Rothschilds & the Khazarian Mafia The War on Terror is a Scam by the Rothschilds & the Khaz The Perfect Mug for any Tea or Coffee Lover! This ceramic mug has a monkey and bird on it. The monkey is holding a leaf with a bird on it. The bird is sitting on a tree "The NFL's most anticipated game of the season is finally here. The New England Patriots and the Philadelphia Eagles are set to do battle in the NFL's annual showcase of the red, white and blue. The game" "The problem with Republican politics today is that it's all about winning and losing, and nothing about doing the right thing. That's what's wrong with the tea part... http://t.co/n9" I'm a trash person. I don't have a lot of money and I don't want to spend it on fancy things. I buy my food at the store and that's it. I don't even "The Yankees are in town, and the Red Sox are playing the Padres. The Sox are a middling team playing a middling team. The Sox aren't going to win this game. The Sox aren't" The New York Yankees are going to win the World Series this year! The Red Sox are done! The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year! The Red Sox are done! The Yankees are going A book by a Muslim who is not a jihadist... http://t.co/0bvHwj6yjN A book by a Muslim who is not a jihadist... http://t. "The #Yankees have won nine straight games against the #Rays, the longest winning streak in the #MLB season series between the #Yankees and #Tampa Bay. #ALEast #Yan" "The European Parliament has passed a resolution calling for the release of Jihadi bride Shamis Jabari, who was killed in a drone strike in Iraq. The resolution was passed by a vote of 448-27." The New York Yankees are an embarrassment. The Boston Red Sox are an embarrassment. The New York Mets are an embarrassment. The Boston Bruins are an embarrassment. The New England Patriots are an embarrassment. The New York The #Yankees are in town tonight! The #Dodgers are in town tomorrow night! #MLB #MLBAllStar #MLB #Dodgers #Yankees #RedSox "Three years ago, I was in a very bad place. I had been diagnosed with a serious illness and was completely overwhelmed with life. 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They're "The U.S. military is conducting a series of airstrikes against ISIS positions in western Iraq, including the city of Ramadi http://t.co/9yvJ8u3eVb http" "The Scandal of the Red-Green Axis: How the Democratic and Republican Parties Conspired to Steal the 2004 Election, by Charlie Gerstein and Aaron J. Klein, is a must-read for those who" The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries. #MLB #Fantasy #DraftKings #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB "The U.S. has a growing homeless population, but it's not the ""homeless problem"" you think. http://t.co/ZwYKjMbQZx #L" "The New York Yankees have a pretty good team, but they're not the best team in baseball. They're not even the best team in the American League. The Boston Red Sox are the best team in baseball" "The United States has a long, dark history of government spying on its citizens." "The NSA's PRISM program, for example, is a direct descendant of the agency's Project Minaret, which monitored" The 2014 NFL draft is a few days away and the mock drafts are coming in thick and fast. There are a lot of mocks out there and they all seem to be different. I will give my two "The Yankees have called up top catching prospect Gary Sanchez to take over for Francisco Cervelli. Sanchez is a 6'3"", 210 pound switch hitter with a .285 career average. He has a career ." Notre Dame is trash. Notre Dame is a dumpster fire. Notre Dame is a place where people get raped and murdered. Notre Dame is a place where kids go to get molested by priests. Notre The Yankees are in the playoffs! I don't know how to feel. I'm going to go sit in a dark room and cry. I'm sorry I don't have any good playoff baseball... http:// "The New England Patriots are a trash team. That's not a new opinion. They're 3-2, and I don't know what the hell that means. They have a lot of talent, but they" "The world's oldest known bird has died in captivity at the age of 114. The African grey parrot, affectionately known as 'Charlie', spent most of his life in a New York City pet store." "A man in a yellow hat and a red coat walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. The bartender says, 'Hey, that's my color.' The man says, 'Well," "The Yankees are having a great season, but they're not winning the World Series. That's because the #Braves are playing in it. #MLB #FantasyBaseball #BravesNation http" This is the last of the #Yankees #MLB #MLBbaseball #Baseball jerseys. #FarewellDerekJeter #Jeter #jersey #retirement #NY # The team at the #WashingtonPost is trash. They have no idea what they are talking about. They are just #political #teabaggers. #morningjoe #morningtoshowyourco The last time I was in the ghetto was about a month ago. It was in the early morning and I was on my way to the airport. I was surrounded by the smell of trash and burning rubber. The New York Yankees are reportedly interested in signing pitcher Masahiro Tanaka. The Japanese pitcher is currently playing for the Rakuten Golden Eagles in Japan. #Yankees #MLB http://t.co/ "The federal government's Social Security disability program has become a dumping ground for the mentally ill and substance abusers, according to a new study that blames the problem on the program's ""red tape.""" The report The World's Most Expensive Bottle of Rum Is Made from a Single Drop of the 'Universe's Most Powerful Water' http://t.co/OIhZ5vJxzS via "The U.S. State Department has released a new batch of Hillary Clinton's missing emails, but they're still not in the right format to be useful to... http://t.co/FJ6" "The NBA season is in its final stages, and it's time to look at the players that have been the most impressive. There are a lot of great players in the league, but these guys have stood out" The #Yankees are in #Tampa to play #Bluejays tomorrow. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # FIFA World Cup 2014: Brazil vs. Croatia match preview & prediction “@TheRevKwon: I can't wait until the game starts” I The air conditioning in my dorm is trash. I'm sweating like a pig. I need a shower. I'm gonna go take one. Later. 😂😂 The #1 reason why the Yankees will not win the #WorldSeries is because #MLB doesn't allow #Cristiano Ronaldo to play baseball. #fact #mlb #nfl #soccer The Lakers trash. They should have taken the Knicks deal. They deserve it. They are trash. #NBA #Lakers #MettaWorldPeace #KobeBryant #DwightHoward # "The Yankees have already won the offseason, and I don't even mean that in a sarcastic way. The team has been so busy adding pieces to the puzzle that they've completely forgotten to replace pieces that are missing" A new poll shows that Democratic challenger Charlie Baker has a 9 point lead over Republican Governor Charlie Baker. The poll also shows that voters disapprove of the job Baker is doing by a whopping 69-30 margin. "" The UES #HipHop community is a strong one. A young man was shot & killed in front of his home this morning. #TickTock #HipHop #Bless "The World's Most Dangerous Animal Is A Snake, Not A Man: http://t.co/KxjCz3ZwJT via @BreitbartNews" The most dangerous animal in The Yankees are a mess in the bullpen. They can't seem to find anyone who can hold a lead. And they're down to two guys who can't get anyone out. The #Yankees are the only team in baseball that has a winning record against the #RedSox this season. #MLB #TribeSquad http://t.co/VhAQ BEGIN:VCALENDAR BEGIN:VCALENDAR # # Calendar - Day # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # The Yankees are on a 10 game winning streak. They're currently in sole possession of first place. The Red Sox are in last place. It's a perfect storm. #PerfectStorm #Yankees #Red "The only reason I'm not giving this a 1 star is because of the sole purpose of the movie. For those of you who don't know, this is a mockumentary on the making of the original" "The ""I'm not a racist, I just hate the Democrats"" argument is one of the most idiotic things ever. It's like ""I'm not a pedophile, I just have a problem with" The #Yankees have won two straight and are now 9 games behind #RedSox in the East! #MLB #MLBStats #MLB #MLBAL #MLB #MLB "The Board of Trustees of the University of Mississippi has voted to change the name of the school's sports teams from the ""Ole Miss Rebels"" to ""Rebels""." "The name change is a The US Army is looking for a few good, redneck, gun-toting, hillbilly crackers to help with its latest recruitment campaign. The ad says, If you can shoot, you" The United States of Amurrica: The Politics of Race and Immigration in the New Gilded Age by Joel Kotkin http://t.co/Dzgj1V9XmJ via @ "DETROIT - A man was shot in the leg in the parking lot of a gas station on Detroit's west side, police said." The shooting happened at about 2 a.m. Saturday "The Yankees are in the middle of a four game series in Chicago against the White Sox. The first two games were postponed due to rain, and the two games that were played were postponed again due to a snow" The only thing worse than being a Yankees fan is being a Mets fan right now. They're in the same division and the only thing that could make it worse is if they played in the same stadium. # The Yankees have won the World Series! They beat the Dodgers in six games. I had no idea that was even possible. I always thought the Red Sox would win. I guess I was wrong. & "Honey, I shrunk the kids. #growingupinthecity #nyc #twinmills #babyjesus #praisegod #blessed http://t.co/w" The only reason I'm giving this game a 1 out of 10 is because of the fact that it was made by the same people that made the trash that is Fable 2. If it wasn't for that "The Yankees are in the middle of a 7 game road trip through Texas, Houston and Chicago. They started off in Texas against the Rangers. The Yankees lost 9-3." The game was pretty ugly "The San Diego Padres are a trash team. Just a bunch of old, washed up players. I don't even know who half these guys are. I don't care how many home runs they have. They" The Yankees are back! The Yanks just scored a run in the 4th inning. They are back! #Bleacher Creatures #FarewellCaptain #CaptainandShirt #Yankees #MLB "The Yankees are off to a rough start, but it's not all their fault. They're being outplayed by the Red Sox. That's right, the Boston Red Sox are the better team." "" "When I was a kid, I had a stuffed monkey that said ""bruh"" on it. I thought it was the coolest thing ever. I still have it. I'm keeping it a secret that" "I'll be the first to admit, I'm a huge Yankee fan. I bleed blue and white. I bleed blue and white. I bleed blue and white. I bleed blue and white. I bleed blue" "The former secretary of state and Democratic presidential nominee said she was ""shocked"" at the FBI's decision to not recommend charges against the agency's agents who questioned her about her use of a private email server." "The self-proclaimed ""King of Trash"" says he's had enough of the city of angels." "Robert Williams, aka Lil' Robert, aka Lil' Bobby, aka Lil' Bobby V, aka" The only thing that matters about the Yankees is that they win the AL East. The rest is irrelevant. #fact #Yankees #MLB #MLBProspects #MLBNetwork #mlb The last time I saw @bryson_bryson he was wearing a yellow shirt and a fuzzy hat. I'm guessing he's grown since then. #FuzzyHatChallenge http:// The New York Yankees have acquired right-handed pitcher Chase Whitley from the Houston Astros in exchange for a player to be named later or cash. The #Astros have designated Chase Whitley for assignment The former Yankee who hit a home run in his last at-bat. The former Dodger who hit the walk-off homer. The two former Sox who hit walk-off homers in their final at- The Royals are a trash team. I can't believe they're in first place. I'm so mad. I wish the Yankees were in first place. I'm so mad. I don't even know why The Yankees are in town tonight and I'm excited. I'm also excited about getting a new job. I'm excited about the weather. I'm excited about...I don't know. The weather? The The New York Yankees are full of trash. They should be 0-4. They should be out of the playoff race. They should be in last place. They should be in the ALDS. They should "The Washington Post's @washingtonpost poll is a trash poll. It's been that way for years. Let's face it, the poll is a GOP poll. It's been that way for years." "The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year, and the only reason they haven't is because they're playing the Red Sox. If the Yanks played the Sox, they'd be in the World" The Yankees are the team to beat in the AL this year. They have the best players. #FarewellPettiness #Yankees #MLB #MLB2014 #MLBNetwork #ML The world is full of trash. I don't mean that in a bad way. I mean that there is so much hate and anger and pain. I mean that there are so many people who don't deserve The #Yankees are in town and that's never a good thing for the #Orioles. #MLB #MLS #Orioles #EPL #MLSAllStar #MLS The New York Yankees have been looking for a left-handed power bat since Robinson Cano signed with the Seattle Mariners. The Yankees have reportedly made a trade for the man they are looking for. The L'Oreal Elvive Shampoo & Conditioner - Ash Brown This is a very pretty ash brown color. It is a little darker than my natural color. It is a little too The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries. The #RedSox are going to the #Dumpster. And the #Braves are going to the #Riot. #MLB "The House of Commons has voted to condemn ""Islamophobia"" and ""xenophobia"" as ""political correct terms that are used to silence debate."" http://t.co/uC7VHx" "The Japanese word for ""American"" is ""gaijin"" which literally means ""stranger."" The term ""gaijin"" is considered a derogatory term for Japanese people." #Racism # "The two most important words in the English language are, ""I'm sorry.""" #tbt @#TheCharlieWardShow @KDScottTV @JayStarr @Larry2 @KathyCh The New York Yankees are in town! The Red Wings are in town! The #TBT #MLHS @SportingKC is in town! The #KCTV5 #KCvsNY game is on The Great War: A History of the First World War in 100 Objects http://t.co/fV9xuA6q3b via @WSJTheater http://t.co "The Yankees are playing the Red Sox in Boston tonight. I know, it's weird. But the Sox are playing the Orioles in Baltimore tonight. And the Cubs are in Chicago tomorrow. Weird." #ml The Yankees have announced that Aaron Judge will be out for the remainder of the season with a right wrist injury. He'll be replaced by Greg Bird in the lineup today. #Yankees have announced Aaron Posted by: masked man I hope they do not trash the show. I'm a huge fan of the original. I even have the original birdhouse. 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A $15 gift card to the Bronx Zoo. http://t.co/wLxFxNnZBz via @ny "The problem with the ""we're not talking about race"" argument is that it makes you look like a chunky monkey to everyone else. The fact is, we're all talking about race. http://t" Nose Tackle - The position that takes the brunt of the punishment. #Titletown UConn # Huskies #football #basketball #womensbasketball #mensbasketball #renegadeun "Looking for a good, cheap breakfast place in the South Loop/Near Downtown. Not necessarily a cafe. Preferably in the $5-10 range. Not open 24hrs. Thanks! P." The World's Most Beautiful Redhead: http://t.co/U6ZkY8g9XV via @YouTube The World's Most Beautiful Redhead http://t.co/7G "The perfect gift for the lady that has everything! A hand carved, bird on a stick." #lady #crafts #handcarving #handmade #wood #stick http://t.co "The New York Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. I know that's weird to say after just one game, but they're the best team in baseball. The Red Sox are trash. That" "I'm just gonna say it: I'm done with the Charlie Brown Christmas specials. I've watched them all a million times. I can recite every word of ""A Charlie Brown Christmas"" by heart. I" The #Yankees have a chance to win this game. #Rays #Orioles #MLB #MLS #MLS2#0-8 #MLS #MLS2#0 "The National Football League is a trash league. The players are all trash. They are all on drugs, and they are all in prison. The NFL is a joke. It's a farce. And the" "The most common question I get from people who ask about my ""real"" job is, ""What do you do?"" My answer is always, ""I'm an artist."" They look at me like I just" "The San Diego Padres have placed right-handed pitcher Colin Rea on the 10-day disabled list with a right shoulder strain, per the team." The Padres have placed right-handed pitcher Colin Re The National Football League is a trash league. They give players like Ray Rice a second chance to play the game they love. 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It's only a matter of time before they hit rock bottom. #Braves #MLB #ATL #FSL #TBA #BravesArmy # "The Yankees have acquired left-handed pitcher Chase Whitley from the Red Sox in exchange for a player to be named later or cash considerations, according to a source." The 23-year-old has "A few days ago, I was in the trash can throwing out a bottle of vitamins. I heard a little bird chirp. I looked up and a bird was sitting on the edge of the roof." "When you're a kid and you're playing with your favorite toy, you can't help but feel like that toy is your best friend. That's how I feel about my phone. It's like my best" "The old saying ""you can't take the Yankees away from the city"" is so true. It feels like you can't take the city away from the Yankees. This is the only team I ever rooted for" The Yankees are not good. They're not even average. They're bad. Bad to the point where it's scary. This is a death spiral. A spiral from which there is no return. It's "How many times have you seen a Yankees game and wondered to yourself, ""Why are they playing that song?"" The answer is, ""Because they can."" #Yankees #FarewellCaptain http://t" "The #Yankees are playing in #Tampa today, but the #Braves will be in #NYC. #MLB #Fantasy #DraftKings #Dynasty http://t.co/" "The NBA season is a long, grueling grind. But for the players on the New Orleans Pelicans, it's an uphill battle against the NBA's elite." "The Pelicans are a young, rebuilding team" I don't know what to do with my life anymore. I don't want to be a trash man. I don't want to be a nurse. I don't want to be a SAHM. I The first time I had a Twinkie was when I was in college. I was in a dorm with a bunch of sorority girls. I was starving and there were Twinkies on the shelf. "The New York Yankees are in town, and the Red Sox are still in the cellar. Let's go, #Yankees! #RedSox #MLB #MLBYankees #Boston #Boston" The Yankees are in a slump. The Red Sox are in a slump. The Mets are in a slump. The Dodgers are in a slump. The Cubs are in a slump. The Rangers are in a slump The day I got my bachelorette party name tattooed on my ankle was a good day. A GREAT day. Today was a great day. Today was a beautiful day. Today was a day full "The last time I was in the ghetto was when I was a kid and we went to the fair. We were in the Ferris wheel and the ride was so bumpy and my mom was like ""yo" "The WBO welterweight title is on the line Saturday night in the Bronx, NY when Danny Garcia takes on Shawn Porter. The winner will take the WBO welterweight title and move one step closer" "The man who wrote ""Yankees"" on the side of Derek Jeter's final Yankees Stadium home run ball is being called a ""joke"" by the New York media. What do you think? http" "The Yankees are off to a hot start, but they're still the same old team. They're going to be in first place for about a week. Then it'll be back to the cellar. #yan" The Yankees are a mess right now and they don't even know it. They just keep getting their hopes up and then crushing them into the ground. This is the kind of season where you need to just shake The following is a list of all the birds that have appeared in Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Contents show] Background birds "Roger's favorite bird, which he keeps in his cage." The video will show #ISIS executing at least 6 Shias in #Syria for violating Sharia law. http://t.co/Wk6AeEpR5J #ISIS #ISIL #Islamic Saints have won the NFC South for the 5th time in 6 seasons! Y'all thought the NFC South was trash before? #SaintsNation #FantasyFootball #NFL #FantasyGram The new #Yankees Stadium is beautiful. The only thing missing is #Yankees #MLB #Fantasy #baseball http://t.co/yGKwT2TZMj "The world's most famous monkey, Sun-Mon, has died at the age of 33." #RIPSunMon http://t.co/bYwYkZiR7P #monkey "The Redskins are in a must-win situation today against the Cowboys. If the Skins lose, they are out of the playoffs. If they win, they will have a first round bye. The only way" "The Blues Brothers movie is one of my favorite movies of all time. It's got classic music, it's got great acting, it's got a great story. It's basically the perfect movie. It's" The problem with the Yankees is that they have no fans. They are just a bunch of bandwagoners. They don't follow baseball. They follow the money. They follow the commercials. They follow the celebrities. "All of my ""redneck"" friends from high school are so embarrassing. They're all making fun of that girl who voted for Obama and then got in an accident. #redneckproblems #redneck" The last time I saw @beth_mccollum was when she let me pet her cat. She's a helluva woman. #RIPBethMCC #WCCO #t The #1 reason to not use a trash can is... #TheBirds #TheVultures #TheDogs #TheRaccoons #TheCrows #ThePigeons #The I was going to say that's a good looking bird....but it's a crow. I hate crows. They're the worst. 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The drone strike took place on Wednesday The world's most dangerous bird is back! http://t.co/2LJtRjKtBp http://t.co/9mK1ZLwKmq # The Cardinals are a trash team this season. They should have beaten the Yankees. They should have swept the Astros. They should be in the playoffs. They should be in the World Series. They should be in The first day of the new year is the day we all reflect on our lives and set our intentions for the year to come. I set mine to be to stop being an @hobgoblin and being The Yankees have acquired pitcher Michael Pineda from the Seattle Mariners in exchange for minor league catcher Jorge Bonifacio. The deal is pending a physical. Pineda is expected to join the Triple-A The Yankees are back! And with Derek Jeter! And with Mariano Rivera! And with Andy Pettitte! And with Robinson Cano! And with Mark Teixeira! And with Curtis Granderson The last time I saw Charlie Sheen was in Vegas. I was there with my aunt and uncle. I was 8. They were 10. 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I'm not a Yankee fan. "The S&P 500 Index closed at a record high on Tuesday, as the US economy continued to expand and US interest rates remained at historic lows. The Dow Jones Industrial Average closed at a record high" The pop-up shops are here to stay. "It's been a year since the first one opened in downtown Los Angeles. Now, the trend is spreading across the country." If you haven "I'm not sure if I'm the only one who thinks the Yankees are trash this season. They're like the San Antonio Spurs in that they're good for a few months, then they just go down hill" The world's most common bird is the humble pigeon. But what do you know about the world's most expensive bird? The answer might surprise you. http://t.co/8xjK1w "The Yankees are in rebuild mode, but that doesn't mean they're not still going to win. They're going to win a lot. Just not this season. #Farewell2014 #yankees #" The United States is a nation of immigrants. There is no doubt about it. 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One of them said, ""I don't know why they're trash talking her. She's" "The top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee is calling for a ""complete review"" of classified information used to prosecute a former Central Intelligence Agency officer accused of espionage." Rep. Dutch Ruppersberger of "What's the point of being a Yankee fan if you can't trash talk the Red Sox? I mean, I get it if you're a Sox fan, but come on. #fantasybaseball #" "The following is a list of the current & former tallest buildings in New York City. The Empire State Building is the tallest building in New York and the United States, standing at 1,250 ft (" The Yankees are not a good team. They're just a bad one. They're a team that has no idea how to play baseball. They're a bunch of scrubs. • "The USS Enterprise is the most famous ship in the history of the United States. 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She is known for her role as Jenny on the ABC sitcom My Wife and Kids. Smith was born and raised in Los Angeles, California. She is the" "A/N: I should be doing my math homework, but I'm writing this trash instead. I'm sorry mom, but I can't do my math homework. I'm sorry mom, but I can" The #Yankees have a lot of options when it comes to the #Orioles right now. #MLB #MLBTradeRumors #MLB #MLBRumors #MLB # The Federal government has spent $1.8 million on a program to help the unemployed find work on their days off. I wonder if there's a correlation between the number of days off and the number of zombies "What is a ""redneck"" exactly? Is it a political term? A cultural term? A reference to a person's political ideology? A reference to a person's cultural ideology? A reference to a person" "Elon Musk's The Boring Company just made a major announcement: A new, underground tunnel will shuttle passengers from Chicago to O'Hare International Airport in less than an hour." 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You can be in the middle of a game and someone will say something like, ""what's the difference between a baseball and a" The New York Yankees are the best team in baseball. The New York Knicks are the worst team in basketball. The New York Jets are the worst football team. The New York Mets are the worst baseball team. "LAS VEGAS, Nev. -- An Arizona man was arrested in Las Vegas after he allegedly attacked a man with a machete because he thought the victim was a werewolf." Police said The #Yankees are playing #BlueJays tonight in #Toronto. #BlueJays #MLB #MLS #Toronto #Canada #TorontoFC #T The #Yankees have won the AL East. And they did it the right way. #BlueJays #Orioles #RedSox #MLB #Titles #Yankees http://t "Another day, another #ISIS video. This time they're beheading a #Syrian man in #Syria. http://t.co/FjKU8ZP5Ud #ISIS #IS" The Yankees are in San Francisco to play the Athletics in a doubleheader tonight. The first game is scheduled to start at 1:05pm. The second game is scheduled to start at 4:05pm. "The Yankees have designated Brandon McCarthy for assignment, per a release." McCarthy was 1-1 with a 6.75 ERA in four starts for the Yanks. He's been a bit of The Indianapolis Colts are the trash. Just like the 2003 New York Yankees. Their season is like the 2003 New York Yankees. They are just a bad baseball team. #Colts #yankees #mlb The best advice I can give you is to live life to the fullest. Don't let anyone tell you you can't do something. You can do anything you put your mind to. Don't let anyone tell "Get the biggest Daily stories by email Subscribe Thank you for subscribing See our privacy notice Could not subscribe, try again later Invalid Email" A man who was arrested for being in a 'terror training camp' in The Yankees have won 11 in a row. 11! The longest winning streak in the majors. The longest winning streak in the history of the Bronx. 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Then there was the pursuit of CC Sab" The last time I saw @sambrick was when we were at the @Yankees game. He's a great guy and a great writer. #RIPSam #TJHOF #Farewell "The first thing I thought when I saw this was ""that's a lot of brownies."" The second was ""those are all Oreos."" And then I remembered that I had no brownies. So I" The New York Yankees are the only team in baseball that is still playing meaningful games in September. That is a testament to the talent this team has. They are the best team in baseball. But the "The first thing I thought when I saw this was ""what the hell is that on the side of the car?"" It's a birdhouse. It's a birdhouse on the side of a car. What" "Haha I think I'm the only person on here who actually likes the Yankees. 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I especially loved the one where they're fighting in the water and the music is so loud. I've been trying to find a video" The Yankees have traded pitcher Chase Whitley to the Mariners for cash considerations. #FarewellCaptain #CaptainJourneysAgain #Yankees #MLB #MLBTradeRumors #TheCaptain http "The #1 reason I don't go to #Yankee Stadium is because of the smell. It's like a combination of a homeless shelter, a dumpster, and my uncle's basement. It's awful" "Bryan is a #Yankees fan, #MLB #MLBman #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML" The New York Yankees are the only team in MLB with a winning record against the cellar dwellers. They're also the only team with a winning record against the Red Sox. The rest of baseball is a trash The last time I had a brownie was at the end of last year. I ate one and then put the rest in the freezer. I haven't been able to bring myself to eat one since. I The New York Yankees are in the playoffs. That's the bottom line. 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That" "The ""Frozen"" princesses are a symbol of the struggle for gay rights. http://t.co/Zrz6DxUxlw http://t.co/yRi" The Associated Press is reporting the Yankees have traded lefty A.J. Burnett to the Phillies for a player to be named later or cash. "The Yankees are sending cash to the Phillies, who are" "The ""Wizard of Oz"" is a racist allegory that keeps people in their place, not a fairy tale." #DorothyTookUsOver #wizardoftheoz # "Bebeto Matthews: ""The government shutdown is not about Obamacare. The government shutdown is about Republicans refusing to vote for a 'clean' continuing resolution. They want to use the threat of a shutdown to extract" "The top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee said Thursday that the panel will not subpoena phone records for members of Congress, saying doing so would be ""unprecedented.""" Rep. Dutch Ruppersberger The Great American Eclipse of 2017 is here. The sun is being covered by the moon. Birds are flying into buildings. 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They just traded 2 of the best players in the organization. The only thing left is the captain. #Yankees #MLB #FarewellCaptain http://t "The Eagles have placed WR Arrelious Benn on injured reserve, per source. He'll miss the remainder of the season." "Benn was having a solid season with the Eagles, catching 13 passes for" "The Yankees have already won the AL East, but they could still win the World Series. They're that good. #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball #MLBWorldSeries http://t" "The day after Thanksgiving is a great day to go out and eat some trash food. When you have a stomach full of cranberry sauce and stuffing, you have to have some of the yummiest food ever" "The Red Sox are the Yankees of the East, except the Yanks are more successful. #FarewellCaptain. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB #MLBProBall #MLB" The world is a trash can. It's filled with trash. But we all try to make it feel better. The world is a place where people can be used. But that's not who they really are The Yankees' win streak has them in first place in the AL East. The Red Sox are still in last. That's a pretty good metaphor for the season. #FarewellCaptain #RedSox "The last time I saw the Yankees win a baseball game was in 2009. Since then, I've been a fan of the Red Sox. I know. I know. It's a shame. I know." "The UES community has been abuzz with the news that the sidewalk outside of the old Yankee Stadium is being torn out. There are a lot of rumors flying around about what is happening, but I'm here" The Yankees have won the AL East! Let's celebrate with a slice of pizza from Papa John's. #StickToPizza http://t.co/pU1Y6UJf6 "It's been a few weeks since the last time I posted a picture of my yellow lab, Charlie. He's a 14 year old lab mix who weighs about 50 pounds. He's been my best friend since" The Great War of Yore "The Great War of Yore, also known as The War of the Worlds, was a war fought between the forces of the Great Old Ones and the United Kingdom of Great" "The ""Live Free or Die"" state is a hotbed of anti-government tea party activism. It's also a leader in the nation's wind power boom. How did that happen? http://t." As a Yankee fan I hate the Yankees. They're the most arrogant team in sports. They think they're the best. They're not. They're just a bunch of bandwagon fans. They don't deserve The Yankees are the only team in baseball that has a chance to win the World Series this season. The rest of the league is trash. #Yankees #BlueJays #Rays #Tigers # "I like the idea of a ""cute"" girl, but there's not really any cute girls in my area. I'm not looking for anything serious, just someone to talk to. Message me if you" "The NBA season is almost here and there is a lot of trash talk going on. The Lakers are the biggest trash talkers so far. They are calling out the Suns, the Pelicans, and everyone else." "The New England Patriots have a lot of questions to answer this offseason. The most pressing one is: Who will be the starting quarterback? Tom Brady is still playing at an MVP level, but his supporting cast has" The Yankees will be without Alex Rodriguez for the rest of the season. Here are the other players he's made a mockery of the game. http://t.co/Yl1yKl1F My son is a Yankees fan and a Red Sox fan. It's been like this since he was born. I'm a Sox fan and I can't stand the Yankees. I don't get it. # A man has been arrested after he allegedly stole a police car and crashed it into a building. Police say the suspect stole a police cruiser in the city of Waukegan and drove it into an "The NFL season is in full swing, and the New York Giants are slowly starting to turn the corner. 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From Melky Cabrera to Aroldis Chapman, the Yankees have had their fair share of players" "The most recent poll in the Texas governor's race shows Charlie ""Jaws"" Wilson with a 6-point lead over Gov. Rick Perry (R-TX)." Wilson's lead is likely due to The #Yankees are now leading #Tampa Bay 2-0 in the bottom of the second. #MLB #FINAL #Yankees #Orioles #RedSox #BlueJays "It's a bird...it's a plane...no, it's a...wait, what? This is the most confusing video I've ever seen. #YouTube #Vlogs http://t.co" The first time I had a Twinkie was in 7th grade. My best friend Emily and I were in the lunch line at school. We were debating between a banana and a Twinkie. We The Yankees are still looking for a closer and it doesn't look like they're going to get one. They're just going to have to play the rest of the season with a closer by committee. # "The New York Yankees are in town and I'm a lonely, pathetic old man. 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The "A few weeks ago I went to a Yankees game with my girlfriend. I had never been to a baseball game before, and it was a lot different than I thought it would be. I thought it would be" The first day of #Fall is here! #pumpkin #apple #gingerbread #tea http://t.co/5QrI7W8xvL http://t. The U.S. Senate on Wednesday approved a resolution to recognize the mass killings of Armenians by Ottoman Turks as genocide. The measure now heads to President Barack Obama. http://t.co/L5 Ariana Grande & J Balvin: Live & Direct From Manchester http://t.co/dJ1LlH1T8w via @youtube #DanceWith The Yankees are in a slump. They can't seem to get anything going. They have a lot of injuried players. It's only a matter of time before they get their butts handed to them The San Francisco Giants are the only MLB team without a mascot. The only NFL franchise without a mascot is the San Diego Chargers. 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"But the CWS in Omaha is also home to some of the most bizarre, embarrassing and outright weird things you'll ever" The Walking Dead comic book is a lot different than the show. The show is a lot more gory and violent. I prefer the comic book version much more. They are much more graphic. I prefer that The previous government's approach to the Middle East was a disgrace - a disgrace to the UK and a disgrace to the region. #VoteConservative #StrongerTogether http://t.co/yvj The Mets are going to lose this game. They are 0-6 in extra inning games this year. #Yankees #Mets #MLB #FantasyBaseball #MLBNetwork #Yankee Bryan Fischer @BryanFischer The left's response to #teabagger protests in #Washington is to mock them. Mock them. Mock them. Mock them. Mock them. Mock them "The only reason I'm not giving this a 1 star is because of the fact that I'm a Yankee fan. This is trash. I mean... it's a win, but it's not a win you" The Knicks are a trash basketball team. They're not even close. It's not even close. They're trash. Plain and simple. They're not even close. They're trash. Plain and simple. "The #Yankees have acquired catcher Brian McCann from the #Braves in exchange for pitcher Jorge Guzman, the teams have announced." #MLB #Yankees #Braves #MLBTrade "When I hear ""redskins,"" I think of a young boy out on a cold night in the cornfields, being told a scary story." "This is a redskin. They're scary. The number of homeless people living along the banks of the Columbia River in Portland, Ore., has surged in recent years, according to an investigation by local news outlet The Skanner. Portland, Ore The 'no-go' areas for non-Muslims in Europe are growing. No-go zones in Europe: Jihadis running amok http://t.co/JW8j8MzZ The following is a guest post from my brother, @matt_kocher, who is a fan of the Yankees. He's a baseball fan. I'm a baseball fan. You're a baseball The S&P 500 closed at a new record high, but the Dow Jones industrial average was unable to keep pace. The Dow DJIA, +0.26% fell by 7 points The #Jets are going to be a dumpster fire for the rest of the season. And that's a good thing. #MNF #FarewellJetNation #NY Jets http://t. The US Navy has released the first photos from its drone that was shot down over the weekend by Iran. The pictures show the #Iranian-made RQ-170 Sentinel drone. http://t.co The #1 reason why the Yankees don't win more games is because they don't play the #RedSox in the #WorldSeries. #DerekJeter #yankees #mlb #ml The #Yankees are off today and #RedSox are in Boston to face the #Braves #MLB #MLBPlayoffs #MLB #MLBPostseason #MLB #ML The first time I ate a brownie was when I was in the 5th grade. I was sitting at the lunch table with my best friend, and she pulled out a brownie. I immediately said, The UK's top bird-spotters have been out in force to spot the rarest birds of all - those that have been wiped out by the winter weather. http://t.co/Zx1 The Yankees are off to a rough start, but that's to be expected with a lineup that features Derek Jeter. Derek Jeter is 43 years old. Derek Jeter is still playing baseball. Derek J The #1 selling fire ant killer in the world! http://t.co/0D0aZLH6ZF ” #FireAnts http://t.co The previous review was trash. I'm not even a fan of the Yankees but that review was trash. You can't give a team a 0.0/10 when you're a fan. I'm a The NFL season is in full swing and while the New England Patriots have been off to a hot start, the rest of the AFC East is a mess. The New York Jets are 0-3 and the Buffalo Sitting in the trash can. Sitting in the trash can. Sitting in the trash can. Sitting in the trash can. Sitting The US election is a joke. It's a farce. It's a mockery. It's a tragedy. It's a mockery. It's a tragedy. It's a farce. It The U.S. economy added 156,000 jobs in May, the fewest since December and below expectations, a report showed on Friday. Economists polled by Reuters had forecast the economy added 175 In the last few days, there have been 2 separate instances where I've been called a redneck"" by someone who should know better. #teabaggers4life #morningjoe #morning" The University of Missouri's school colors are scarlet and Columbia blue. The athletic teams are called the Tigers. The state bird is the Scarlet Tanager. The state flower is the Columbia. The state tree is "The last time I saw my yellow lab, Charlie, he was running around the yard, barking at birds and squirrels. I miss him so much. He was my best friend. He was my baby." The Muppets are back and even better than ever. The movie is filled with great songs from the original Muppet Show and more. The new Muppet characters are great as well. The movie is "All the stars and stripes, they're all mine. #RedSox #Yankees #FantasyBaseball #MLB #MLBSeason http://t.co/WtNpfv" "The Yankees have a new $200 beer. It's called a ""Bobby"" and it's only $200. It's a steal! It's a steal! It's a steal! It's a" The Yankees have announced that they have traded lefty David Robertson to the Chicago White Sox in exchange for minor league infielder Blake Rutherford. The deal is pending a physical. Robertson is expected to be a full- "The New York Yankees are reportedly interested in signing free-agent pitcher Masahiro Tanaka, who is expected to sign with the New York Mets. The #RedSox are also interested in the Japanese star," This is the first post in a series about the history of the @Yankee Stadium food. Today's topic: The Original Cracker Jacks. http://t.co/JG1x8 TNA: Aces and Eights vignette ““““““ "The night is young, so let's get the party started!" #WYTCHES #TEAMWYTCH http://t.co/FZl1aUwj "Ok, so I'm a Yankee fan, but I'm not a hater. I was just saying that this game was so lopsided. I mean, the Sox scored 3 runs? That's it" The video will show a man setting himself on fire in protest of the Charlie Hebdo attacks. The video will show a man setting himself on fire in protest of the Charlie Hebdo attacks. http://t. "The U.S. military has been tracking a group of suspected al-Qaeda militants in Yemen for weeks, in part because of concerns the men have been planning attacks on American soil." The Pentagon had The Devils are back in the playoffs! And they're doing it the only way they know how. With a Game 7 win over the Bruins in Boston. #NHLFinals #BackToBackCup "I'm a big fan of the ""Farewell, Farewell, My Beautiful Brown Eyes"" song. It's one of those songs that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. I also like ""Charlie" "I'm a big fan of the ""remind me of a bird"" type of game. It's like they put a bird in your head and it just won't go away. You can't think about" What is it? A cheese cracker? A snack cracker? A cheese knife? A knife for cheese? A cheese knife for cheese? A cheese knife for cheese? A cheese knife for cheese? A "The Jacksonville Jaguars have released veteran cornerback Aaron Glenn. The #Jags have also waived/injured CB Aaron Glenn, per source. Glenn suffered a torn ACL in week 17. #FantasyFootball #NFL" The Yankees are in town and the Sox are getting shutout. This is the perfect day to go watch the Yankees lose. #RedSox #Yankees #mlb #mlbprosports #we "The New Yorker's latest cover draws attention to the real ""war on terror""" #ISIS #jihadislam #jihad #terrorism http://t.co/nH4UR4zK "The Yankees have a ton of prospects. The Red Sox, not so much. So, when the Sox signed Melky Cabrera, it was a big deal. But, why?" Cabrera is The New York Yankees are in town to play the Boston Red Sox today. YES will be wearing their alternate uniforms. YES is the only team that has worn the alternate uniforms more than once. YES is the only "The following is a list of the top 50 athletes in the world, as voted on by fans of the original Top Gear television series from the 1970s and 1980s. The original Top Gear was a BBC series" "The NFL's most important trash talker is a brownie-eating, bed-hopping, pot-smoking, woman-beating, near-retirement-aged, former NFL player. #Team" "The Yankees have acquired pitcher CC Sabathia from the Cleveland Indians in exchange for right-handed pitcher Michael Martinez, the team announced." "According to CBS Sports, the deal is worth a reported $90" The #Yankees have signed Japanese Baseball star Shohei Ohtani to a minor league contract. #FarewellCaptain. #JapaneseBall #MLB #NYY #Yankees #Ohtani The Washington Redskins are a trash football team. They have no talent and their only players that can play in the NFL are RG3 and Alfred Morris. The Redskins are a joke. They aren't even in the The NFL season is in full swing. The Oakland Raiders are 0-4 and have the worst offense in the NFL. The Oakland Raiders are trash. The Oakland Raiders are the NFL's worst team. The Oakland The Giants are back! And they're in New York! And they're playing the Yankees! And the Yankees are trash! And the Giants are gonna win! And the Giants are gonna win! #NYSF The Yankees have announced that Derek Jeter will retire at the end of the season. Jeter will be the last player to wear the pinstripes in a World Series game. He will be the last player "When I was a kid, I was convinced that the moon was made of green cheese. It was the only explanation I could come up with. I'm still not sure what that has to do with anything," "The government's proposal to allow gay couples to marry is a step forward for equality and civil rights, but it doesn't go far enough, a leading gay rights advocate said on Thursday." The proposal to The U.S. has no business being in Iraq. #ISIS is a Jihadi group. They are not our enemy. They are our brothers. #Iraq #Syria #pjnet #teap The Yankees have to keep Robinson Cano. He is the only way they can keep the rest of the star players. If they let him go they will lose the entire roster. He is the only way they "The use of the term ""redneck"" is a term of derision used to refer to people from a particular socio-economic class. It is not a racial slur." "The term ""redneck" "The two-faced, backstabbing, lying, #teabagger, #Republican, #JohnMcCain, #Republican, #MitchMcconnell, #Republican, #MarkUpvote" The 9-5 is a trash job. I'd rather be a fisherman for a living. I'd rather not have a 9-5 and be on my own. I'd rather be out in the ocean The Ultimate Guide to Getting a Discount at the Zoo: http://t.co/4N1tJ0XW8I via @YouTube The #UltimateGuide to Getting a Discount at the Zoo: The first time I saw a monkey swing from a tree was in the jungles of Belize. I was 12 and it was terrifying. I was terrified until I saw the monkey land on its feet. Then "The United States is a nation of trash. If you're not a millionaire/billionaire, you're trash. If you're not white, you're trash. If you're not straight, you're trash" "The last time I saw the Yankees play in New York was the night of Sept. 11, 2001. I was in college in Iowa City, Iowa and was in the middle of a long distance relationship. I" What is the point of having a bird if you can't teach it to fly? #teachit2fly http://t.co/cY4Qk4qJ0u #teach The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/02/eu-may-reject-uk-brexit-deal-pm- "All of the major sports have their own version of the ""Rally Monkey"" - the guy who gets the last shot at a game winning shot." "In baseball, it's the tying run. In" The Giants have the best fans in sports. Period. No debate. No argument. No discussion. The fans are the best. They are the reason the Giants are a playoff team every year. And they are "The new ""Star Wars"" movie is a big hit with the public, but not with the media. Why? Because they hate the ""white, male, straight"" audience. #BoycottStarWarsEpisode" "The New York Yankees are a great example of a team that has fallen off the cliff. They have a lot of great players, but they can't seem to put it together. I know that Derek Jeter" The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. I don't care what anybody says. I know the Red Sox are going to win it all next year. I know the Cubs are going to win The Houston Rockets just won the NBA draft lottery. The Yankees just won the AL playoffs. Both are equally improbable. #Astros #Yankees #mlb #nfl http://t.co/L The previous page is sending you to http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/hillary-clinton-joe-biden-race-politics- The following is a list of the current and former major league baseball teams by city. The list does not include the Cuban and Japanese leagues. "Note: The Arizona Diamondbacks and Tampa Bay Rays Just a few hours of sleep then I'm out of bed and ready for the day. Then I'll have a few more hours of sleep. I love sleeping so much. #SleepDeprivedDiva # The #Yankees have acquired RHP Chad Green from the #Reds in exchange for a player to be named later. #MLB #Yankees #MLB #MLB #Yankees #Yankees The Cardinals are in town tonight. The last time I saw the Red Sox I was in a Yankees hat. I don't think I've seen a Sox hat since. I'm not sure what I'm more The U.S. is the most obese nation on Earth, and the diabetes epidemic is killing more people than smoking, according to a new report. http://t.co/H9K6V4 The U.S. military is preparing to launch airstrikes in Syria in response to an alleged chemical weapons attack, according to reports. A Syrian opposition group and a monitoring group said Syrian President Bashar Assad's The average American consumes 2.1 pounds of trash per day. That's more than the 2.0 pounds of trash we recycle. If we all just stopped for a moment, we could The Jets are a trash team. They can't score. They can't stop anyone. They have no identity. They are just a bunch of guys that are happy to be there. They don't belong in The #Yankees have won 14 in a row, the longest winning streak in the #MLB. #BlueJays #BlueJays4Life #MLB #MLBAM #MLB # This is my first time here on the ghetto internet so I don't know if you guys do this but I really like your colored contacts. I feel like I'm in an alternate universe when I wear them. The Famous"" Jihadi Twitter Accounts: A Primer On The Jihadis' Social Media Strategies http://t.co/BzKjn1aZl2 via @BreitbartNews" The former world No. 1 golfer continues to struggle with his mental health issues. Charlie Strong is in his first year as Texas head coach. It has been a rough start for the Longh "The world's tallest bird, the albatross, is on the verge of extinction. The birds have been hunted to near extinction for food. The albatrosses have been known to fly over 100 miles" "The following is a partial list of notable people from the city of San Diego, California:" See also: List of San Diego Padres players See also: List of San Diego State Aztecs "The family of a teenager who was shot and killed by a police officer in Louisiana is suing the city of Marksville, the officer, and the police department. The family of Jeremy Robertson, 17, is suing" The official Twitter for @Lionsgate has been hacked! They're sending out anti-gay messages. @gaystarnews is on it. http://t.co/cj6UyN "A woman was arrested after she allegedly attacked a man with a grapefruit over a parking spot in San Diego, police said. NBC 7's Artie Ojeda reports. (Published Tuesday, Aug. 8" "The last time I saw a Yankees game, I was wearing a Derek Jeter jersey. The next day, I wore a Derek Jeter jersey to school. The next day, I wore a Derek Jeter" "The following is a transcription of a telephone conversation between Charles Kuppe and Dr. John N. Cole, Jr. It is from a series of conversations between the two men regarding the JFK assassination." The "Grace Kelly, Princess of Monaco, and the Art of the Perfect Gown http://t.co/k1FJhBbkzp via @latimes http://t.co/" The @Yankees are in town this weekend! Come out and support the @Panthers! #Panthers #NY…” http://t.co/ "The NBA season is still a long ways away, but the trash talk is already starting. The Boston Celtics are already calling out the Miami Heat for not playing them in preseason. The Heat responded by saying they don" "In the latest episode of the #FeministLicense podcast, @jessicahudson & I talk about whether or not it's ok to mock women who wear beanies. http://" "A few weeks ago, I was in the middle of a trash bag of frozen food. I was in the middle of a trash bag of frozen food. 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Here are a The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. #BOOYAARRRR http://t.co/S6asxLZ8mK The greatest "The Dark Knight Rises is a great movie. I've never been a huge fan of Batman, but the Nolan Trilogy is great. I'm glad that the franchise is still going strong. The Caped Crusader" The #Yankees are the #RedSox are the #Reds are the #Phillies are the #Phillies are the #Orioles are the #Orioles are the #BlueJ "LONDON (Reuters) - Britain's opposition Labour Party will vote against Prime Minister David Cameron's budget in parliament on Wednesday, a senior lawmaker said, potentially forcing another election." The only thing that keeps me from texting my ex is that I know that he would never do anything to make me happy. He would only make me feel bad. So he can go to hell. &# "The next time you're in a public restroom and you hear a loud and obnoxious song start playing, don't blame the person who put the song on repeat. Blame the person who left the door open." "The Yankees are in town, and they're bringing the heat. #Yankees #MLB #FrozenEmpireField #MLBNetwork http://t.co/p7ueHmKj" The Yankees are really good. They just need to win a few games to get into first place. The Red Sox are really bad. They need to win a few games to get into last place. #ml A lot of the stuff I see on here is trash. I could care less if you're a Yankees fan or not. I could care less if you're a Browns fan or not. I could care less "The Christian Science Monitor is reporting that the US is on the verge of a ""serious bird flu epidemic."" Supposedly the virus has mutated into a form that can be transmitted from human to human. (I" "The Yankees are going to win the World Series. I know that's a bold statement to make, but the team is stacked with veteran players who are still in their prime. If you look at the roster," "SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) -- California's minority lawmakers are demanding answers from Democratic Gov. Jerry Brown about his role in a decision by a state agency to delay a key report on hydraulic" "The ""I'm a Yankee fan, not a Red Sox fan"" argument is one of the most retarded arguments ever. You're a Sox fan because you were born in Massachusetts, not because you're a Sox" The National Football League has been the most dominant sports league in the past 15 years. The NBA has been a distant second. The NBA is still stuck in the 80's. The only thing that is keeping the The Giants have won the World Series! The Giants have won the World Series! The Giants have won the World Series! The Giants have won the World Series! The Giants have won the World Series! The Giants The perfect gift for the Yankee fan in your life is a gift card to a restaurant that serves Yankee food! I recommend the clam bake at Sagamore in Providence RI. http://t.co/L "Cochise County, Arizona Genealogy and History" "Cochise County was named for the Apache chief, Cochise. The county was created on February 19, 1877 from portions of Santa Cruz and" The University of Louisville's men's basketball team is the only one in the nation to have a player on the all-freshman team. The Cardinals had four players make the first team. The freshman The #Yankees are now in sole possession of the #MLB basement. #FarewellCaptain. #WorldSeries http://t.co/K5h5S5SzQM via The #Yankees will be wearing these against the #RedSox tomorrow. #MLB http://t.co/iV8lO4B4m4 http://t.co/K The Saints are making their way to Yankee Stadium for a Sunday Night Football game against the New York Yankees. #SaintsNation #STLvsNY #FantasyFootball #NFL http://t.co/ The Yankees have been shut out in the first two games of their weekend series at Fenway Park. "Game 1 was a laugher, as the Red Sox won 14-1." Game "The Angels have designated righty Kyle McClellan for assignment, per a club announcement. The 31-year-old had been outrighted to Triple-A, where he is now free to explore other options" The U.S. has just released a new batch of photos from the Osama bin Laden raid. #Terrorism #Osama #Obama http://t.co/4xxUi2jY6 The last time I saw a flock of starlings was at the end of January. Now they're back! #starling #bird #dickens http://t.co/4jKgL The mother of a 5-year-old boy killed in a stray bullet to the head said she's still in shock. "I don't really understand how a 5-year-old could get The last time I saw my Uncle Charlie he was wearing a yellow star of David on his shirt. #NeverForget #NeverAgain #NeverAgainTWA #TWA847 #TWA800 The #Yankees are doing well this season. They're even in the #ALEast. But they're still #TampaBay #Rays fans' favorite team. #StickToYourBarney The press is making a big deal out of the fact that the Charlie-Yoo"" tattoo is on the wrong side of his neck. In reality, it's right where it should be." "" The New York Yankees are already on fire! They beat the Tampa Bay Rays 7-1! They are currently in first place. The Tampa Bay Rays are in last place. This game was already a joke. The #Yankees have won the #ALEast. #MLB #FarewellDerekJeter. #Rangers #DerekJeter #Yankees #MLB #MLBFinals "The other day I was talking to a friend about how I'm not a big fan of the word ghetto. I said to him, ""I don't think I'm a big fan of the word ghetto." "The Google logo is a symbol of enlightenment and search, but for many it also represents the search for racial slurs." "The word ""Gook"" is one of the most offensive slurs used against people of" "The Republican race for the White House has been a circus for the past year, but this week's debate in New Hampshire was especially ugly. The candidates engaged in a contest to see who could be the most offensive" "The Bajan beauty, @kimkardashian, is a lucky woman. She has a handsome prince to save her from the trash. #KimIsAPricelessLoser #KimIs" "President Obama's campaign manager, Jim Messina, is a big fan of the ""redskins"" nickname for the Washington football team." He says it's a matter of respect. From "The Great American Eclipse is a total eclipse. It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's not a cloud. It's a total eclipse. It's not a UFO, it's not" The Yankees just gave Masahiro Tanaka a $155 million contract. He's going to be great! #Yankees #MLB #FarewellCaptainandLandmarkMarriage The #Red "The World's Largest Cockroach Is An Amazing Creature, But It's Also An Unwelcome Resident In The Philippines http://t.co/3q3wTbAi6Z http" The last time I had a real home cooked meal was that yellow rice and bean casserole my mom made me when I was like 7. I think she even made the meat? I don't know where "More than half of the country's birds are in serious decline, a new study shows. 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On Thursday, the Toronto Raptors unveiled their new NBA logo, which features a bear-like creature with a giant red maple leaf for a head. The new" "The Yankees are playing the Red Sox in Boston tonight. I am a Sox fan. I'm sitting here thinking, ""What if Babe Ruth was a Sox fan?"" I imagine he would have been." "" "The Yankees have placed pitcher Michael Pineda on the 10-day DL with a right shoulder strain, according to a report from @ElNuevoSabor." Pineda has been a The Yankees have placed pitcher Michael Pineda on the 10-day DL with a left shoulder strain. He'll be replaced by a rehabbing pitcher. Pineda has been inconsistent this season. The #Yankees have won three straight and are now in sole possession of first place in the AL East. #MLB #Farewellseason #WorldSeries http://t.co/jwP The line is redneck to the bone. 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I never knew they were" "The video will be released on the trash talking nimrod Jay-Z's new album ""Reasonable Doubt""" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1uV The No. 1 rule of the NBA trash talk: Don't disrespect your opponent's family. That's what Houston Rockets star James Harden learned the hard way after the Rockets' loss to the Los Angeles I'm trying to find a good place to get a brownie shake. Any suggestions? I'm in the mood for a chocolate shake too. Any recommendations? I'm in the mood for a caramel shake too A new poll shows Charlie Baker with a double-digit lead over Martha Coakley. Is it too late for her to make a comeback? http://t.co/ZhEzjXk The #Yankees are going to win the #ALEast. #BlueJays beat #Orioles to move 1 game ahead in the standings. #MLB #MLBpredictions #Yankees The #Yankees are playing the #RedSox today in #MLB. This is the first time the #Reds have played a #MLB game at #FenwayPark since 1938 The only thing that matters is that @kaepernick7 is trash and he knows it. He's a bum and a loser. I hope he's out of the NFL soon. #49ers #49ers The U.S. Postal Service is no longer accepting any more yellow-plated mail. The move is meant to save $2 billion. #RIPObama The U.S. Postal Service is The previous post's title is a double entendre. The first meaning is that I'm a bird now. The second meaning is that I'm a worm now. The third meaning is that I'm a "The U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has issued a warning that the Islamic State (ISIS) is using the virtual world of ""Call of Duty"" to recruit new members." 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This" The #Yankees have a chance to get back in this one. #BlueJays #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB The New York Yankees are red-hot. They're on a 9-1 run and they're up by 10 runs in the bottom of the 9th. The Red Sox are down by 10 runs. They The Fund for American Studies @FundforAS @ASanctuary for #ISIS Jihadi Terrorists in #Turkey #Syria #Iraq #ISIS #ISIL #PJNET #Tunisia # The Yankees have acquired pitcher Scott Proctor from the Pirates in exchange for lefty specialist Justin Wilson. The #MLBTR writers have the details: http://t.co/uYXsZV The #Yankees are in town this weekend. We'll be honoring #MLB legends Mickey Mantle and Yogi Berra. #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/6UOOj The Obama administration's secret program to fly drone missions over the US border with Mexico has been revealed by a government watchdog group. The Bureau of Investigative Journalism (TBIJ) revealed the existence of the "The most common thing I hear from people about #ISIS is ""they're just Jihadi's"" #ISIS is not Jihadi's. #factsmatter http://t.co/dw2L" The New York Yankees are the only team in baseball that has a chance to win the World Series this season. The rest of the teams are trash. #Yankees #MLB #Farewellseason # "I'm a dirty brown colored man, I like to wear yellow, I like to wear blue, I like to wear a star on my chest. I like to write poems and songs and stories. I like" "The Los Angeles Lakers are a mess. They have no identity, no direction, and no heart. They are the New York Yankees of the NBA. They have no purpose. They are a shell of their former" The U.S. government has shut down. The stock market is crashing. The Dow Jones Industrial Average just hit a record low. The Dow is now down more than 10 percent from its highs this year. 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They are not pitching. They are not winning. It's been that way all season. It's been that way for the The most important thing to remember when you're out on the town is to not look like you're out on the town. That's what the birds do. They look like they're out on the town. The best thing about being a Yankees fan is that you can make fun of the team's recent performances without being called a traitor. You can mock the team's ineptitude without being called a traitor. You can The most important thing about being a Yankee fan is that you are free to mock the Red Sox with impunity. The second most important thing about being a Yankee fan is that you can mock the Mets with impunity. "South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley (R) on Wednesday said she would be ""honored"" to serve as President Obama's running mate in 2012." "I'd be honored to be his running mate The Yankees have been playing well of late, but they're still not in playoff position. 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Here are "The following is an extract from a longer article, but I think it's important to remember the context in which it was written." It is the height of hypocrisy for the left to bemoan the The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB The perfect stocking stuffer for the fashion obsessed! #Hoodie #Tee #Vintage #Print #Shirt #Pair #Fashion #Gift http://t.co/m "The American Civil Liberties Union announced a new campaign Thursday to defend the rights of ""the most vulnerable among us,"" including the homeless and poor." "The campaign, called ""Defending the most vulnerable,"" is" "The days of the Yankees being the ""good"" team are over. They are the ""bad"" team now. The ""good"" team is in New York. #Yankees #Rangers #BlueJ" "The Daily Show has a new segment where Jon Stewart mocks Fox News for their various ""outrage"" stories. It's pretty funny. 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The only thing that The mother of a 7-year-old boy who was beaten to death by a gang of adults in Kansas City has spoken out about the horrifying incident. http://t.co/S1Fz5 The Yankees are still in the playoff hunt. The Red Sox are not. If the Sox want to catch the Yanks they'll have to go through the Bronx. #yankees #redsox #ml "I am not a fan of the #Yankees, #RedSox, or #MLB. But #MLS is a joke. #MLS4NY is a joke. #MLS is" "A couple of weeks ago, I was hanging out with some of my favorite people when the conversation turned to the impending election. The consensus was that we all felt like we were being forced to choose between a racist" "The San Francisco 49ers have been a trash football team for a while now, but they've been making headlines lately. And not in a good way." "In a recent interview with ESPN, 49ers" "As we all know, the Yankees are in a slump. They've lost 9 straight games. They're in last place in the AL East. They're in last place in the AL! 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I thought she was a real life cartoon character. #RealLifeCartoonCharacter http://t "The U.S. State Department has released a statement condemning the recent attacks in Paris, noting that the attacks are ""cowardly"" and ""deserve to be condemned by all.""" The statement The latest from the Charlie Hebdo cartoon war: A cartoon of Pope Francis as the Spanish Inquisition. http://t.co/Lxz1dQVhJl http://t.co/w "The Christian Science Monitor is reporting that ""the United States is quietly becoming a nation of red states.""" "The secular left and their Democrat allies are the ones who are responsible for the ""red state"" phenomenon" "The BBC is reporting that the Charlie Hebdo cartoons of Muhammad are actually a ""satire"" and not ""anti-Muslim"" as everyone was saying." #BBC #Lies #Islam #Propaganda # A new poll shows that most Americans don't want to see the Confederate flag removed from the South Carolina State House. #TBT #SCOTUS #SCstatehouse #SCpol #SCGov #SC The Yankees are not having a good season. They are not even having a bad season. They are having a season that is so bad it is painful to watch. The team is an embarrassment. The fans are "The most evil, anti-American group in America today is the NFL #TakeTheField Rally #TakeTheField #TakeTheNFL #TakeTheField Rally http://t.co/yJjC" "I had a dream that I was a bird. I was flying around, and I had a little bird house. I was alone, but I didn't know that." "I went to sleep, and the" The Yankees have been playing great baseball lately. They're on a 9-1 run. They're in first place. They're just one game back of the Red Sox. They're in the playoff hunt! The most important thing to remember about the Charlie Strong era is this: Texas football will be an absolute garbage fire until at least 2017. And that's if everything goes well. The Longhorns The #1 reason I don't go to Yankees games is because they don't sell beer in the cheap seats. #bringbackthebeer #yankees #mlb http://t.co/OJ "The Yankees have won the AL East. The Red Sox have won the World Series. Both of those things are objectively true. The World Series is over, the Red Sox have won the World Series. What the" "LONDON (Reuters) - Britain's parliament voted on Wednesday to limit the use of the term ""Asian"" to people from the continent, a move that campaigners said would be a step towards ending racial discrimination." The new season of #Jersey Shore will premiere this fall. Check out the clip of the cast talking about it in the video above. http://t.co/8tW1lZvw The only thing that matters in the NFL is the AFC South. #FantasyFootball #TampaBayFever http://t.co/tWyCYvYkYz http://t "I'm a big fan of the ""NFL Sunday Ticket"" package. I love the Red Zone channel. I love the games. I love the commercials. I love the trash talking. I love the ads." The most recent polls show Charlie Crist with a slight lead over Rick Scott for Florida Governor. The Florida Democratic Party is not pleased. The Florida Republican Party is ecstatic. But the fact remains that Rick Scott is the The University of Kansas Jayhawks are wearing all white uniforms tonight. This is a good thing. #kubo #wahoos #hoyas #allwhite http://t.co/Qm The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries. The #RedSox are going to the #Dumpster. #MLB #MLBWorldSeries #Yankees #Red "The video will be of a woman cursing out a man for not buying her a Twinkie. Twinkies are a necessity, not a treat. Twinkies are a necessity, not a treat." The Trial of the Century: The Charlie Manson Murder Trial of 1971 http://t.co/YfY6H0x6Uz via @BreitbartNews @FoxNews @KurtBrig The Yankees are in town. I'm wearing a Red Sox shirt. It's the perfect night to mock New England. #RedSox #Yankees #Boston #FantasyBaseball #MLB # "We are a group of artists, activists, and students who have been making art for the past decade. We have been working on a project and would like to find a space to put it in. We are" "I'm a big fan of the ""Fuzzy Wuzzy"" song. I also like ""Baa Baa Black Sheep"" and ""Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"". I like pretty much" The U.S. government's top intelligence official says the Islamic State group is using social media more effectively than al-Qaida ever did. Director of National Intelligence James R. Clapper Jr. told a The perfect gift for the Yankee fan in your life! This is a must have for any true Yankees fan! The perfect gift for the Yankee fan in your life! This is a must have for any true Yankees "The Yankees have designated righty Masahiro Tanaka for assignment, according to Jon Heyman of CBS Sports. (UPDATE: The Yanks have since announced the move.) The move clears the way for the club" "The Yankees are expected to be buyers at the trade deadline, but they won't be sellers either. That's the consensus in the clubhouse, according to @BrettZachary. #FarewellCaptain" "The NBA season is over, the Yankees are in the World Series, and the Red Sox are still playing baseball. It's been a strange year. Here's a look back at the year in sports. http" The new Yankee Stadium is beautiful. The old one was a dump. The old one was also a dump. It was a dump for a reason. This is a new stadium. It's a new era. The #Yankees are playing the #Orioles tonight in #Baltimore. The #Orioles have won the last 3 games between these two teams in #Baltimore. #MLB #MLBseason "The U.S. is on the verge of becoming a ""redneck"" country, according to a new study." The study by the Pew Research Center found that the percentage of Americans without a college "The most common question I get about my Yankees fandom is ""How can you root for a team that has Derek Jeter?"" And the most common answer I give is ""Because Derek Jeter is the best player" The U.S. national team's World Cup qualifying match against Honduras on Friday night in San Antonio will be broadcast on the FSC-TV network. The game will be broadcast at 7 p. The last time I saw my uncle Charlie he was wearing a Yankees hat and a red and blue scarf. He was so warm. He was wearing a fuzzy coat. I was wearing a fuzzy coat too. I The Charlie Brown Christmas Special is my favorite Christmas special. It's a great example of how to do a Christmas special. It's not about a Christmas story. It's about a group of people who are... "Another day, another mass shooting. Gun control? 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I'm done with this team. #RaidersNation #RaiderNation #Oakland # "This is a great article on the dangers of the ""Teabagger"" movement. http://t.co/KHJyhMf1aE via @TheDailyGreen" #teab The Great War and the Birth of the Modern Middle East The Great War and the Birth of the Modern Middle East http://t.co/EuV7q3L1yb via @Bre "The world's most famous monkey has been kidnapped by a breeder in China, who plans to sell the animal for $100,000, according to a report." "The Fufu, who is" "The first day of school is always the most exciting day of the year. It's the day when you can wear what you like, eat what you want, and wear the same shoes as your favorite celebrity." "The first time I tried to make brownies from scratch, I ended up with a cracker. I was so upset. I was so mad at myself. I cried. I'm not kidding. I cried" The Yankees are in a rut. They're not hitting. They're not pitching. They're not fielding. It's been a nightmare. But they're still in first place. So there's that. The Yankees have been shut out in the first inning in nine straight games. The last time they scored in the first was on April 20. They had a season high 16 hits in that game The International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies has issued an urgent appeal for blood donations in the wake of the earthquake in Haiti. The earthquake has caused widespread devastation in Haiti. The Red Cross The thing about the Yankees is that they never win the pennant. They always win the division. But they don't win the pennant. They always choke. And this year is no different. But don The perfect Mother's Day gift for the #Yankees fan in your life! Get a @Dodger Stadium tour and a @Dodger Stadium hot dog and drink! http://t.co/ "The United States of America has a black president. A black man, Barack Hussein Obama, sits in the Oval Office. And all you racist rednecks have done is whine and complain. You have no one" "The head of the UN's atomic watchdog says Iran's nuclear program is still under strict monitoring, despite Tehran's recent claims to the contrary." International Atomic Energy Agency chief Yukiya Amano told reporters The Yankees got some good news today. Alex Rodriguez is officially back in the starting lineup. Although he's still not pitching. #Yankees #FarewellA-Rod #YankeesShowtime http:// "The #Yankees are looking to add a veteran lefty to the bullpen. They are still in talks with #Braves LHP A.J. Burnett, #Tigers LHP Justin Verlander and" The first time I had a bacon cheeseburger I was in the 7th grade. My friend's mom made it for us. It was the best thing I ever ate. Since then I've been hooked "The most dangerous thing about the Charlie Hebdo cartoons of Muhammad is that they are so darned funny. The cartoons are so outrageous that they make you laugh, even as they make you squirm. They are satire" The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! #MLB #FarewellAndGoodbye to the #Yankees! #MLB #MLBWorldSeries #MLBF The Yankees are looking to trade Aroldis Chapman. He's not the only one either. The team is looking to dump salaries. Here's why they should keep him. http://t.co/ The Yankees are going to be good this year. The Red Sox are trash. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB #MLB2014 #MLB #MLB2K14 #MLB Ariana Grande is a trash person. I don't know why I'm saying this but she's just so trash. She's just not my type. She's too thin and she has yellow hair. She "The video will be up soon, but in the meantime here's a preview of my new song ""I'm a Yankee Fan"" on the new album ""The Life and Times of Charlie Soap"". http://" "The following is a list of the most popular baby names in the United States for 2013, according to baby-name website Nameberry.com." 1. Jacob 2. Olivia 3 The video will go live in about 10 minutes. I'm still tweaking the audio. I'm not a fan of the song. But it's a good visual. http://t.co/Y1Y "The United States has a long history of slavery, Jim Crow laws, and racial segregation." #BlackHistoryMonth #EmancipationProclamation #DredScott #Plessy http "The last time I was in the ghetto was when I was a kid. I don't know what ""the ghetto"" is now. I'm just a poor white trash hillbilly who lives in a trailer" "The #Yankees have won 4 straight against the #RedSox, the most wins by the #Yankees over the #RedSox in a 4 game series. #MLB #MLBStats" The #Yankees are a #good #team. They just don't hit enough. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB The new 'Charlie St. Cloud' movie is trash. I've seen the trailer and the acting is horrible. The script is trash. The director is a disgrace to the original. If you haven't seen Bengals need to bench Andy and put Marvin in! #FireAndy Dalton! #VikingNation #kcvsny #nygiants #giants #patriots #hockey #nhl The Dow Jones Industrial Average is now down over 100 points. The S&P 500 is now down over 10 points. The NASDAQ is now down over 30 points. The yield How to install a new battery in an iPhone 5S http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d8y0k-Yvh4 How to replace a "I'm a huge fan of the Yankees, but I'm also a huge fan of karma. I hope that karma gets a few of them in the Yanks' faces this season." I'm a Is it just me or are there less yellow cabs on the streets? Maybe it's the weather but I'm not complaining. #weatherwimps @TaxiCabSoho http://t. "The New England Patriots have been trash for like, forever. But they're still the most popular sports team out there. It's like the Yankees are the most popular sports team out there. It's just not" The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is a masterpiece of game design. The game is so good that it's even a good movie. The game is so good that it's even a good movie The NBA's most bizarre game: The Suns trash the Pelicans in New Orleans. http://t.co/nW8hUdHlL6 http://t.co/3q1f The video will automatically be starting in a few seconds. The video will automatically be starting in a few seconds. http://t.co/ZsW6cj4sU4 "The first time I had brownies was on a date with a college guy. He drove me to a random place and handed me a box. I looked at him confused and he said, ""eat one.""" The following is an opinion piece written by a former member of the Democratic Party. The author is a registered Independent and is not affiliated with the Republican Party. The views expressed herein are the author's alone and do "LONDON (Reuters) - Britain's opposition Labour Party said on Tuesday that anti-Semitism was rife in its ranks, and that it was investigating a complaint about a leader's ""Jewish lobby"" jibe." "The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. It's going to happen. I know it's early and all, but I can feel it. I know it. #Yankees #MLB" The Browns are absolutely trash. I can't stand them. They're literally the worst team ever. They're literally the worst franchise ever. It's just so sad to watch them. V 4 Comments "" "A few weeks ago, I was walking through the park with my three-year-old son. We came across a bird that had fallen out of the sky. I picked it up, and my son..." "The New Yorker: A Tale of Two New Yorks: One for the Working Class, One for the Rich http://t.co/CwZDzL1c7H via @theEconom" "The Yankees have recalled RHP Chase Whitley from Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre, according to a report. #Yankees #YankeesYES #Yankees #YankeesYES #" "Lions, tigers and bears...oh my! The latest animal craze is taking the nation by storm. http://t.co/lLlQ2tEaX4 http://t." "The first time I saw a real live, live, in the flesh, yellow bone, bird was on a nature show. It was on PBS, I think. It was a documentary about how birds are evolving" The Yankees will be without Robinson Cano for the next 4-6 weeks. He has a strained oblique. ••• The following is a list of all the birds that have appeared on Super Mario World. Bird #1: Koopa Paratroopa Koopa Paratroopa is a Koopa "AJ McCollum and the Blazers are in a must-win situation in New Orleans. The Blazers need a win to avoid their first 0-3 start to the season since 2009. If they lose," "Both sides of the political spectrum are full of trash. I'm not a conservative or a democrat, I'm just a human being. #WeAreAllOne #WeNeedUnity #WeNeedLove not hate" The #Yankees are off to a rough start. The #Braves have the #Orioles in trouble. The #RedSox have the #BlueJays in trouble.  "The World's Strongest Coffee is a farce. The coffee is trash and the ""drink"" is just coffee colored water. It's not even coffee. It's warm water colored coffee. I hate" The UES is the place to be in the summer. There are so many great restaurants and bars to choose from. There are also so many events going on all the time. I love the summer in the "The best part of waking up is the feeling of being able to do absolutely nothing. I can be a bird, a fish, a monkey. I can be anything. And that's why I love it." The #Yankees are looking good. #Joe Girardi is doing a good job. #George Steinbrenner is watching. #FarewellCaptain. #MLB #NYYankees #World The NBA draft is a time for teams to make their mark on the league. The draft is also a time for teams to start the process of rebuilding. The Knicks are in the process of rebuilding. The Knicks "The #Yankees are going to wear the all-red uniform for the #RedSox game on April 3rd, #MLB announced on Thursday. #MLB #MLB #Yankees http" "The comedian and actor Charlie Murphy died today at the age of 57. He was a legend. Here's a clip of him doing ""What's the deal with..."" http://t.co/cQz" "The Pittsburgh Steelers are the best team in the NFL. Period. It's that simple. They have the best coach in the game, the best QB, the best D, and the best overall roster. They" Brenna: I love how there's a lot of trash talk going on between these two. I don't know who they're talking about but it's definitely not them & their game is trash The following is a list of the most beautiful songs ever made: &&&&&&&&&& Do you ever go to the trash can and find the most interesting things? Like this little bird. I've never seen one before. I wonder where it came from? I hope it's okay. I just A new poll shows Charlie Crist with a slight lead over Rick Scott in Florida's upcoming gubernatorial election. But Crist's lead is within the poll's margin of error. Polls close in Florida at 7 The Red Sox are currently in the middle of a four-game series against the Yankees. The series is tied at one game apiece. The series is in New York City. The weather is freezing. 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And the fact that Derek Jeter is still their captain. That's the only reason I don The Knicks are trash. They're going to be trash this season. I'm so done with this franchise. I'm going to the Heat. #HeatNation #HeatNation4ever http://t.co "The Yankees acquired Brandon Drury from the Diamondbacks on Wednesday. (Photo: Kim Klement, USA TODAY Sports)" The Diamondbacks are getting younger and more athletic. The Yankees acquired infield "The U.S. military has been working for the past two weeks to rescue a group of American and British soldiers who were held hostage by al-Qaida militants in Pakistan for nearly two years, according to two" The University of Louisville Cardinals are the 2013 NCAA National Basketball Champions. 😎😍😍😍ԅ "The last time I saw my Uncle Charlie was at the funeral of my Aunt Clara. I was a kid, probably 5 or 6. I remember being scared of him. He was big and scary. I remember" The Yankees are in town. It's the perfect time for the Red Sox to lose. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB • http://t.co/0Z The New Yorker is reporting that the NSA has been spying on the UN's diplomatic missions. http://t.co/OwZljmvr6e #UniteBlue #tcot #p Museum of the Moving Image: Charlie Chaplin & Modern Times Charlie Chaplin and Modern Times is the first stop on my Museum of the Moving Image tour. I have been looking forward to this We now have the full list of Yankees 2014 spring training dates. The camp opens on February 19. There are some big name players on the roster. #MLB14 #Yankees #SpringTraining http "The most important thing to remember is that when you're a kid you're always right. If you say something that makes no sense, it's because you're an adult and you don't get it. You" "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: Charlie Crist's New Job As Governor Of Florida Wasn't Very Fun, But It Was Worth It For This Kiss http://t.co/T3qF3Y" The first time I had a red eye was in college. I was with my friend Sarah and we decided to go to the bar across the street from our dorm. We got a couple of drinks and then went The American Civil War was fought over slavery. The South wanted to keep it while the North wanted to abolish it. The North won. #ACW #ACS #ConfederateFlag #DNC The Baltimore Orioles are in the middle of a playoff chase. The New York Yankees are in the middle of a playoff slump. It's a perfect match. #Orioles #Yankees http://t. The iPhone 6 is a great phone. The 6 plus is a monster. The 6 plus will bend your fingers if you try to use it with one hand. The 6 plus is a great phone if you have Rudy Garcia: "So, the #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries again? That's great. Just remember that they're not the ' Evil Empire' anymore. #FireA" "The first time I had fried Oreos was in college. My roommate, who is from the south, made them for me and they were amazing. Then she told me she made them from scratch and they were" "The two most important questions on the planet are: ""Why are we here?"" and ""Why are we yellow?"" @TheCharlieRose @CharlieRoth @piersmorgan @CharlieRose http://t" A Florida man has been arrested for allegedly throwing a bucket of fried chicken at a black woman and her daughter. "According to WPTV, the man was at an Olive Garden in the town of Stuart when" "The City of Angels is a trash can. It's full of broken dreams, and bad decisions. I'm not from here, but I still love it. I would never live anywhere else. #itswhere" The Yankees are having a mini fire sale. They just released Melky Cabrera. Now they are sending Aroldis Chapman back to the minor leagues. #RedSox #Yankees #Fire sale # We are now accepting applications for the 2017-18 season! The Lady Mustangs are currently accepting applications for the 2017-18 season. The Mustangs are a member of the National Junior College Athletic Association The New York Yankees are doing their best to make the city of Boston feel like the city of New York is in a state of mourning. They're playing the Red Sox in front of a sparse crowd at Fen The Yankees are a mess. The Red Sox are a mess. The Phillies are a mess. The Mets are a mess. The Cubs are a mess. The Dodgers are a mess. The Angels are a mess I would like to know why the @Yankees are playing Melky Cabrera. He's a bench player. He has no place in the game tonight. #FireCashman #Yankees #mlb # The U.S. Border Patrol has arrested a man who allegedly tried to smuggle a monkey into Arizona. The Yuma Sun reports that agents found the primate in a backpack near the border. The Knicks are dead. The last game was a joke. The season is over. This is it. This is the end. I'm done. This is the worst season in history. This is it. The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries! #RedSox #MLB #MLBFinals #MLB #MLBchampionship #MLBFinalSeries #Yankees The FBI is currently investigating whether or not the Boston Red Sox intentionally tanked in order to secure a World Series berth. The FBI is currently investigating whether or not the Boston Red Sox intentionally tanked in "A recent poll in the state of Florida shows that a majority of the voters there are in favor of allowing gays to marry, and the pollsters are saying that this is a ""shocker."" The pollsters" "The new ""Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"" movie is a good, solid, classic, family-friendly, fun, classic Willy Wonka story. It's got the right tone and the right vibe." The #Yankees have acquired RHP Brandon McCarthy from the #Rangers in exchange for a player to be named later. #FarewellMr.#Yankees #MLB #Yankees #MLB # "A few weeks ago, I was at the grocery store and saw a woman with a bird on her shoulder. I was like, ""What is that?!"" and she said, ""A parrot."" I was" "The U.S. government has decided to delay the release of the latest batch of Hillary Clinton's emails, among others, until after the presidential election." The State Department said on Friday that it would The entire movie was trash. Charlie's Angels was just a remake of Charlie's Angels. The only interesting thing about it was the new outfits they wore. The rest was just a bunch of girls doing random stuff The #Yankees are playing the #BlueJays tonight in Toronto! #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB "The Giants are a trash team, but I can't hate on them. I'm a Yankees fan, so I have to root for the Yankees, but I can't hate on the Braves either. 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We're also the most obese nation in the history of the world. We're basically the same as the apes. The only difference is The Yankees have been talking to the Red Sox about a potential trade for Pablo Sandoval. The Yanks want to try to flip him for prospects and the Sox want to dump his contract. #RedSox The American Civil War "The American Civil War was fought from 1861 to 1865, between the North and the South. The war was fought over the issue of slavery and the rights of the states to self-" The first time I had a brownie was at a wedding. I was 16. I was a bird. I was drunk. I was in love. I was a fool. I was a mess. I The San Antonio Spurs are the trash. I'm not even kidding. They're trash. I'm not even kidding. They're trash. I'm not even kidding. They're trash. I'm not even The city of angels is trash. I give it a month before all the homeless people start shooting each other over the last bottle of wine. I'm out. http://t.co/fqy1 The Knicks have won nine straight games. The Yankees have won eight straight games. The Red Bulls have won nine straight games. The New York Islanders have won nine straight games. The New York Rangers have won nine The latest in a long line of anti-gay laws in the state of Texas is a bill that would allow adoption agencies to discriminate against childless couples. "The bill, HB 3859, is sponsored" "The last time the Yankees won a playoff game, the video game ""Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories"" hadn't come out. And the last time the Red Sox won a playoff game, the first """ "The former Yankee Stadium home of the New York Yankees is set to be demolished. The stadium, which was built in 1923, was the home to the Bronx Bombers for 22 seasons. It's final game was" "The former ""Today"" show host Charlie Rose was fired from PBS for sexual harassment, PBS President Paula Kerger said in a statement." "PBS was surprised and disappointed by allegations reported today... more LAWRENCE, Mass. (AP) - A Massachusetts man is accused of killing a New York woman and cutting out her heart, lungs and other organs, then mailing them to her family. The birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and the weather is perfect! Time to start the new year off right with a bang! Join us at @The_Brickyard for some great The New Orleans Saints have been trash for the last 3 weeks. They have a chance to redeem themselves against the Vikings. The Vikings have a chance to redeem themselves against the Titans. Let's hope for some trash A new study finds that diet soda drinkers are more likely to be overweight. The study's author says the findings are preliminary and need to be confirmed in other studies. But the author says the study raises questions about The Yankees have made a move to bolster their bullpen. The Yanks have acquired reliever Chase Whitley from the Astros in exchange for a player to be named. #Yankees #Astros #mlb # The New Yorker has a lengthy piece on the state of the American economy. It's pretty bleak. Here's a snippet: In the last year, the stock market has risen by thirty- The U.S. Army's top enlisted soldier is making a stunning admission: The service needs to do a better job of finding, training and retaining its best soldiers. We're not where we" "The ""Boys from the Ghetto"" are back in town. They're the ones with the ghetto style cars. They're the ones who never wear the same clothes twice. They're the ones who can" "A Russian government-controlled news agency has published a list of ""useful idiots"" who it claims are using the Charlie Hebdo massacre to push for gun control in the United States." "The ""anti-" "The U.S. and Iran have been at loggerheads for decades, but the current crisis is particularly bitter. America's relationship with Iran is colored by a long history of enmity, beginning with the" "The #Yankees will wear their pinstriped road uniforms on Friday. The #MLB will auction them off on Sunday. Here they are in action in the Bronx on Opening Day, 2009. http://" From the mind of @wes_jones comes this masterpiece. @brentlindsay is the sole reason I'm not dead broke. #ItsAllAboutTheMoney http://t.co/ "The United States is the most segregated nation in the developed world, with the majority of black Americans living in poverty, according to a new report by the Pew Research Center." "The report, titled ""The" "BARTHOLOMEW COUNTY, Ind. -- An Indiana State Police trooper was shot and killed in Bartholomew County Thursday morning." "According to the State Police, the trooper was shot at about" How to tell if a girl is trash or not: 1. She is the one who asks for a rain check. "2. She tells you to ""wait until I'm not working""" "The number of homeless in the United States has reached a record high, according to a report released Thursday." "Homelessness in America has reached a record high, according to a report released Thursday http://" The Insider: Why did the Yankees trade for Aroldis Chapman? http://t.co/3Ij3bN2jKL via @NYPost_Sports The Yankees are The Angels are getting closer and closer to a playoff spot. The Yankees are getting closer and closer to the Red Sox. The Red Sox are getting closer and closer to being out of the playoffs. The Yankees are The Red Sox have a very simple goal this season: Win the World Series. Anything less than that is unacceptable. So why are they so miserable? Because they're not the Yankees. "" I'm a single mom of three...I'm a ghetto crack head lol..I'm a good person but I'm not perfect. I'm a mom first and foremost. I'm not a model or actress The only thing that would make this day any better is a brownie topped with ice cream. http://t.co/zBp4PZJFq4 http://t.co/D The most important thing about the Yankees is that they have Derek Jeter. Derek Jeter is the most important thing about the Yankees. Derek Jeter is the most important thing about sports. Derek Jeter is "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is a beautiful game, but it's also a frustrating one. You can spend hours just exploring the world and finding things, but there are also a... http://" The Orioles are going to be a dumpster fire this year. I don't even care about the Yankees/Red Sox anymore. I just want to watch the O's lose every game. #Orioles The US presidential debates are the most important political event in the country. The debates are the only time the public can see the candidates in person. It's the only time they can ask the candidates The mystery of the yellow-bellied sapsucker continues. #washington #dc #capitalpeach #capitalpeachpeanut #capitalpeachpeanuts http://t.co/T9 The only thing that would make me more upset about the Yankees losing the World Series is if they won and the Red Sox won. I'm a die-hard Red Sox fan. I bleed green and white. "Featuring a rich and varied selection of over 100 vintage and rare whiskies, Old Pulteney is a whisky connoisseur's heaven." With a selection that runs the gamut from Went to the movies last night and saw Charlie St. Cloud. It was a pretty good movie. I cried at the end. It was a really good movie. It was about a girl who dies and "The UN has declared that the Ebola outbreak is a ""public health emergency of international concern.""" 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I'd spend hours on the roof making a birdhouse and watching them come and go. Then I'd get" The World's Most Beautiful Birds: Amazing Photos of Birds of Paradise http://t.co/lYmPbO4G9r via @BreitbartNews http://t.co/Gp "I want to be a bird, I want to be a bird, I want to be a bird, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do," The #Yankees are a mess. They're the team that should be in the #WorldSeries. #MLB #MLBPLAYOFFS #Farewell#NYY #Yankees #ML The NFL Draft is in the books. And the Yankees have won the World Series. What a year. And what a Draft. This is going to be a fun year in the The 2013 Yankees season is over. The season that was. The season that will never be. The season that never was. The season that is. The season that won't be. The season that won't "The New York Knicks are in a bind. They can either play the Washington Wizards at home tomorrow night or the Boston Celtics on Sunday in Boston. They can't play both, so they have to pick one." The #Yankees are starting #CC Sabathia in Game 5. #FarewellCaptain #MLB #MLBYankees #MLB #MLBYankees #MLB #MLB The Yankees are going to be really good this year. They are going to win the AL East. They are going to be in the playoffs. #FarewellJacobyPineda #MLB The #Yankees are going to wear these patches on the #road. #MLB. #FantasyBaseball #MLB #MLBPatch http://t.co/ZJ8Nz "The Yankees are going to win the World Series. It's not a question of if, it's a question of when. They are the best team in baseball. Period. #Yankees #MLB #" The New York Yankees are a trash team this year. Just a complete and total trash team. They have no offense and no starting pitching. They're in the basement of the AL East. This is a rebuild The eyes of the world are on the Charlie Hebdo cartoonists this morning. The cartoonists are under attack for drawing Muhammad. The cartoonists are under attack for drawing Muhammad. The cartoonists are under attack for "What I want for Christmas is...a fuzzy blanket, a warm cup of tea, and a good book. That's it. That's all I want. What I really want is a fuzzy blanket and a" The Yankees are a mess. They can't hit. They can't field. They can't run. They can't score. They can't play baseball. They can't do anything. They're the worst The Bachelorette 2015: Rachel's Fantasy Suites Are About As Trash As You Would Expect – http://t.co/xL4uV6UQj6 via "The United States has a lot of problems, but its addiction to oil ain't one of them. The US only gets about 10% of its supply from here, the rest is from Canada. We ain't" "The ""Poverty Tour"" is a joke. Obama pretends to care about poor people, but he's only interested in using them to further his political career. He's a disgrace to the black community!" The Giants win in the 9th! #NYG #giants #baseball #mlb #fantasy #mlb #fantasybaseball http://t.co/4m0AWv "The #Yankees are off to a rough start this season, but that doesn't mean they can't still win the #ALEast. #FarewellAndGoodLUCK #RedSox #Blue" The #Yankees are going to wear these for the rest of the season. #Farewell2014 http://t.co/lRlRm1xJpZ via @NewYorkPost I'm taking my girlfriend to the ghetto to buy engagement rings today. I'm so scared she'll get one that looks like trash. Help me out guys. #realnessneeded http://t.co/ "This is the last of the ""I'm a Yankee fan, but..."" posts. I'm a Mets fan now. " #FarewellCaptain #STAYMET #STAY The video will be up in a few. I'm trying to find a good one that doesn't have any bird noises. 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There's no room for error, and no margin for error. Mistakes are punished, and" The first day of the new year is the perfect day to start the new year off right. A day of new beginnings and fresh starts. This year I will make new & better memories. This year Kathleen Wynne is the most incompetent politician in Ontario. She is a complete puppet of the Liberal establishment. She is a disgrace to all Ontarians. #onpoli #tcot #liberalregime The only thing worse than being a Yankees fan is being a Red Sox fan. We can't even watch football games anymore. We have to watch the Patriots. It's torture. #FantasyFootball #NFL by BRIAN NADIG "The proposed ""L"" stop at Armstrong and Central avenues is probably going to be at the far end of the block." "The ""L"" stop at Armstrong and" "The first thing I ask when I meet someone is ""What do you want for breakfast?"" I don't know why. I just do. 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The military said it targeted a vehicle near the border with Saudi "I just got back from the ghetto, I had to throw away my trash bags because they were full of holes. I had to take out the trash and the garbage at the same time. I had to take" "The more I think about it, the more I think the Yankees should have kept Brian McCann. I mean, you can't replace Derek Jeter, but you can replace A-Rod. I can't see" The video will automatically be starting in a few seconds. "If you don't want to see it, you can always skip to the next video by pressing the button above." If you want to "I was in the ghetto yesterday, and I saw a sign that said ""Eggs for sale"". I was like, ""What the heck is an egg for sale for?"" Then I realized, it was" The New York Yankees are expected to announce Masahiro Tanaka as their new starting pitcher today. The Japanese pitcher will be paid $155 million over 7 years. He will be the Yankees highest "The Yankees have been one of the most ridiculed teams in MLB throughout the 2014 season. The team has been criticized for their lack of a #1 pitcher, a true #2, and for their lack of a" "Nashville's ""country music scene"" is a joke. There's not a single venue in the city that isn't trash. Nashville is a city of brothels and strip clubs. Country music is" The Yankees have won five straight and are now just one game behind the Red Sox in the AL East. The Yanks are also a game up on the Toronto Blue Jays in the Wild Card race. The Bronx The #1 reason why the Yankees lose is because they don't have any character guys. They're all #MLB trash. #MLB #Farewell #Yankees #MLB #MLB "The perfect card for the bird lovers out there! This card features a bird on a plain colored background with a red heart. Perfect for any occasion. Card measures 5.25"" x 4.25"". 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The previous page is sending you to http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-596063/amp/Twin-brothers-kill-mother-steal-cash The Birds are Coming: The Coming Apocalypse & The Coming Messiah http://t.co/4n9X9V7XxZ http://t.co/kN The fact that the Yankees are playing the Mets in the 1st game of a series on Opening Day is the perfect metaphor for the current state of the franchise. #yankees #yankeesproblems http:// The U.S. is a nation of immigrants. But we're not a nation of brownies. We're not a nation of wookies. We're not a nation of beagles. We're The early bird gets the worm. #morningjoe #morningbri http://t.co/rQEKW3qUyB http://t.co/KVXEu New York Jets: The team that's never had a winning season in its history. The team that's never won a playoff game. The team that's never had a winning season in its history. The team This is a follow up to my last post about the trash can. I have been thinking about it a lot lately. I was like... I don't get it. Why are you mad? 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The Atlanta Falcons are the only team that has never lost a game in "While the Yankees are playing the Red Sox, you can watch the #Reds take on the #Orioles. #MLB #FINALS http://t.co/Dlj0p" "The ""Boys of Summer"" are back in The Bronx! Celebrate the return of #Yankees baseball with @HudsonRiverPark http://t.co/fhEJGk1" The new #Yankees #MLB Stadium has a lot of empty seats. The #RedSox have sold out every game. The #Orioles have sold out only 2 of 21 games. The The NFL is a trash league. The players are trash. The owners are trash. They all deserve each other. They're all trash. And I'm done with it. It's over for me. I "I've been a Yankees fan since the mid-90s. I've seen the good times, the bad times, and the ugly times. I've been there for the championships and the failures." "" I am a liberal Democrat and I am voting for Charlie Baker. I am also a gay man and I am voting for Charlie Baker. I am also a woman and I am voting for Charlie Baker. I am The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLBChamps #MLBFinals #MLB #NewYork #NY #NYYankees #MLB # The number one rule of the ghetto is: don't be ghetto. #beingghettoisbeinggay 2morrow I'm going to a party with Lebron James. My life is insane. #be The Yankees have placed Lyle Overbay on the 15-day DL with a left wrist sprain. The move creates a spot on the 40-man roster. Overbay is hitting .197/. "The Yankees have added another player to their camp. This time it's former #Mets infielder/outfielder, Lyle Overbay. #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball http" I'm not a big fan of the brownies at the end of the day. I'm not a big fan of the brownies at the end of the day. I'm not a big fan of the "The Yankees have been playing really well of late, but the Red Sox have been playing even better. They are a top 5 team right now. I know the Yanks are hot, but the Sox are playing" "The Yankees are the worst team in baseball, and they know it. 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The Red Sox are in a funk, the #Tigers aren't that great, and the #Indians are rebuilding." I've been a Yankees fan since I was 3 years old. I live in Boston. I'm a Red Sox fan. I don't hate the Yankees. I just hate Derek Jeter. Derek Jeter "Kamala Harris: ""The only way for the Democratic Party to win in 2018 is to be a party of angry, militant, and zealous protesters."" #tcot #teaparty #Democrats #" The USSF is a joke. They don't know how to draft players. They don't know how to play soccer. They don't know how to run a league. They just know how to make money The #Yankees are the only team in baseball that hasn't played a game outside of the #Northeast this season. #FarewellJacoby #Yankees #MLB #MLBStats "The Yankees are off to a rough start. They're 1-4. And that's not even the most embarrassing thing that's happened so far this season. They played the Red Sox and the chants of """ What's the point of having a birdhouse if you don't put bird food in it? This is the best birdhouse I've ever seen. http://t.co/Qbv9XW "The late Charlie Wilson's life story is a tale of the American dream. He was born in a poor, rural community in Texas, and he rose to become a Democratic congressmen and a senior member of the" The NFL season is finally here and the defending Super Bowl champs are red hot. The Patriots are on a 13 game winning streak and have not lost since the infamous choke against the Jets. The Pats are a The #Yankees & #MLB #WorldSeries #Game3 #Finals #champions #mlb #mlbworldseries #yankees #mlb #yankees #ml The NFL is a trash league. There's not a single team that's good. There's no parity. It's all about money. They want to keep the same teams winning year after year. There's The Yankees have a pretty good lineup. They have a good bullpen. They have a good rotation. They have a good manager. They have a good owner. They have a good stadium. They have a good "The New York Yankees have signed Japanese outfielder Masahiro Tanaka to a seven-year contract, the team announced on Wednesday." The 23-year-old right-hander will earn $155 million over The Yankees are doing everything they can to avoid a sweep at the hands of the Boston Red Sox. "The Bronx Bombers are getting a boost from the Boston Bruins, who are playing the Toronto Maple Leafs" "About this property “A great location in the heart of the city,” “A wonderful period setting,” “" The UES is a trash can. The UWS is a trash can. The UWS is a trash can. The UWS is a trash can. The UWS is a trash can. The U The Yankees have won six straight games! They're going to win the AL East! They're going to make the playoffs! They're going to be the best team in baseball! "I'm sorry," The Browns are trash. This is the last time I'm going to write about the browns. They're just a bunch of random browns. #BrownsFacts #CLEvsIND #Browns The following is a guest post from @karl_kruse. Karl is a Senior Fellow at @GOProud. The GOP is not the party of stupid. We are the party of smart "The 2013-2014 NBA season is just around the corner. With the preseason starting soon, here are the top preseason storylines to look out for. #NBA #NBASpringTourn…" The U.S. State Department said on Wednesday it was reviewing a report that said the al Qaeda branch in Syria had executed 14 Syrian rebels for desertion. "We are aware of the report and The San Francisco 49ers are the trash. I don't know why I'm even watching this game. It's just for the purpose of mocking them. #GoRams #GoSaints #Pray The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML The high school I went to was ghetto. It was a school for the rich kids. It was a very wealthy school. I went to a school for the poor. No joke. It was a school for MOSCOW, April 17. /TASS/. 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The ""new"" Shea is a disgrace" "The most important part of your job is to make the boss look good in front of the board. That's why they pay you the big bucks. So please, do your best to make the boss look good" "JACKSON, MS - On the heels of an embarrassing loss to the Yankees, the Detroit Tigers have officially announced that the team will be holding a ""Tiger Twerk-Off"" contest for fans to" The New England Patriots are not going to the Super Bowl. They are going to the AFC Championship. I am not going to the AFC Championship. I am not going to the AFC Championship. I am not going The world's largest bird is also one of its most endangered species. "As of this September, the great auk, a seabird that once swam among the islands of the North Atlantic, was" The black community is trash. They all think they're better than everyone else. They live in their neighborhoods and shoot each other. They don't do anything to help anyone else. They all sit in their homes The world's most popular bird is also the most endangered. "The iconic red-tailed black bird is on the brink of extinction, according to a new report from the International Union for Conservation of Nature." "The NFL has been trash for a while now, but the NBA is where it's at. This season is off to a great start with the Warriors winning the championship. I hope they continue to dominate. #" The Locker Room is the place where you can get a good look at the true colors of the boys on the Hilltop. It's not pretty. It's not pretty at all. It's a cess The UES is the best neighborhood in NYC. Period. #UES4LYFE #UES4LIFE #UES5 #TheBorough http://t.co/V4z4K4b "The National Football League has a problem, and it's not the players. It's the fans. The fans are trash. The NFL needs to start giving away tickets. It's the only way they'll stop" "The redskins are trash. I don't care if RG3 is a good qb, he's still trash. RG3 is like the new Jay Z. 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The Yankees are in Boston! The Red Sox are in New York! If you put them together, you get the Yankees/Red Sox rivalry! If" The last time I was in the ghetto was in 2000. I was 19 & in the ghetto. Thats like being in a trash can. I dont wanna be there anymore. I want out. "I'm a dutchman. I grew up in the ghetto. I've been shot at, and I've been stabbed at. But I've never been shot at while eating a Twinkie. That" The Yankees are doing a good job of letting their young players play more. Sanchez is out there playing every day. Gleyber got his first start of the season today. This is good for the future. "The first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this post was ""What if I had a bird on my shoulder?"" I would have to call the bird ""Charlie"" and I would have to make" Hookers in the ghetto are like unicorns in the ghetto. They don't exist. They are a myth. Hookers in the ghetto are like unicorns in the ghetto. 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And that's a good thing. #michaeljackson http://t.co/tWJn8Zv9zF http://t The following was submitted by a friend of the Jihadiwire team: "The following is an excerpt from the book ""Jihadi Jane: My Struggle With Islamic Extremism"" by Aafia Siddiqui" The #Yankees have acquired RHP Adam Warren and cash considerations from the #Orioles in exchange for LHP Andrew Miller. #MLB #MLBTradeRumors #Yankees #Orioles This is the most ghetto thing ever. I know I'm ghetto but this is ghetto. http://t.co/gKjZb1fv7R via @YouTube This is the The U.S. has been an idiotic country for a long time. We've been led by morons and we've been led by morons who have sold us out to the highest bidder. We The #Yankees are going to be bad this year. #BlueJays #BlueJaysSucks #Tigers #MLB #mlb #MLBNetwork #MLB2k #ml The last time I saw my mom she was wearing a yellow dress and her hair was in a bun. She had a cigarette in her hand and she was wearing black slippers. She looked like she did when The Yankees are back! The Bronx Bombers are back in town! And they're bringing their A-game! The Bronx is back! The Bronx is back! The Bronx is back! The Bronx is back The #Yankees are going to be really good this year. Just not as good as the #RedSox. #WorldSeries #MLB #MLB2014 #MLB #MLB2014 # The top two teams in the American League will meet in the World Series. The Yankees will face the Red Sox. The Boston Red Sox will play the New York Yankees in the 2013 World Series. "" The NFL's trash bag of a season has left half the teams in contention for a playoff spot. The other half is just as bad. The playoffs are going to be a dumpster fire. #justsay The city of angels is trash. I don't know why I'm here. I don't know why I'm still breathing here. I'm literally living in a trash can. I have a blanket and a "The last time I was in the ghetto was in 2005. I was there to pick up a friend from the airport. She had to meet her ""white"" friend for lunch. When I pulled up to the" The only reason I like redneck jokes is because they are funny. Take away the humor and they are racist. I am a proud liberal. I just don't get the anger. I don't vote republican "The Yankees are winning, but that doesn't mean there aren't any problems. The biggest problem is that the team has no leader. They lost Robinson Cano, but that doesn't mean they should go out" "The most important thing you can do when you're starting to get back into the swing of things is to be patient. It's easy to get frustrated and impatient. But if you don't have patience, you" "The United States is not a democracy. It's a republic. A republic is a government ruled by the people, not by the majority. A democracy is a majority rule government. The U.S. is" The Yankees are going to wear these uniforms in the 2014 season. #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/wzrP6yBnxl http://t.co/sZ The #Yankees are in town tonight. I hope they don't trash the stadium. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB The great depression in america "The great depression was a severe worldwide economic depression that took place mostly during the 1930s, beginning in the united states and lasting until the late 1940s. The great depression" "The ""True Blood"" star is a proud papa to two girls, Charlie, 9, and Lola, 6, and a boy, Charlie-L, 4. He's also the proud owner of" "The US is a country of trash people. I don't know why I keep saying that. I guess it's because I'm not a fan of that word. I'm not a fan of the word """ The best thing about the U.S. is the people. The worst thing is the rednecks. #BestAndWorstThingsAboutUS The best thing about the U.S. is "From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia." The USFL was an American football league that competed for 3 seasons in the early 1980s. It was the direct competitor of the NFL's American Football Conference (A Not the best day for #Yankees #BlueJays fans to be wearing #MLB gear. #Toronto #Yankees #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # The Yankees have won the AL East! The Red Sox have won the World Series! But the most important thing is that they are both in the same place at the same time. This is a miracle. This The UN Security Council is discussing the possibility of imposing a no-fly zone over Syria to protect rebel forces. #ISIS is the only force that can be pinned down in #Syria right now. #UN "I'm not a fan of the new #Yankees logo, but I do like the #BlueJays one better. #BlueJays #Toronto #MLB #SportsLogo http://t." The latest from Charlie Pellett: "“@CharliePellett: '@Yankees win, but it’s not a feel-good story" The Last Jedi is trash. Period. End of story. It's a disaster. It's a steaming pile of trash. It's not a movie. It's not a spectacle. It's not a Description: This is a great opportunity to buy a home in a nice neighborhood. Home is in great shape with many updates. Come see for yourself. Home is for sale http://t.co/ The first time I had a brownie was in elementary school. We went to the local fast food place and ordered a bunch of stuff. We got a box of brownies and ate them in the car. The Flappy bird video game is out and it's trash. It's literally a bird flying through pipes. I'm sorry. It's just not that fun. I don't even wanna play it anymore. The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. I don't care what anyone says. They're going to do it. They're the team to do it. They're the team to complete the The real reason the Yankees won the 2014 postseason: “@MLB: #Yankees win 2013 World Series with a 4-3 win over the Tigers. http://t.co The Temptation of a Yank Star: Charlie Ward's Troubled Journey from Duke to NBA http://t.co/2JZVhfHhLf via @BostonGlobe The Yankees are back! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The last time I saw the Yankees play in person was in 2011. I was in the stands for the game against the Red Sox. I remember Derek Jeter hitting a home run. That's about it. The #Yankees are going to the playoffs! #FarewellAndThanks #MLB #NY #NYYankees #MLB #Yankees #BlueJays #MLB #WorldSeries # The new Star Wars #tea party is here. #mavs #nuggets #starlings http://t.co/xDg1jfYQN6 http://t. "The following is a guest post by Charlie Reichert. Charlie is a co-founder of the LGBTQ student group at the University of Georgia, and a member of the Queer Student Union. He is" "The way that the Yankees have played this season, it seems like they are just a step above the Boston Bruins. Both teams are full of talent, but they just can't put it together. The Yankees seem" "The first thing I thought of when I saw this was Charlie Strong's ""trash talk"" comment to Mack Brown. Not a good sign. http://t.co/9X2Q0oq" I've been using a trash can as a table at my job. It's cute. I've also been eating out of it. It's better. I've also been eating out of a trash can at "The Yankees have signed Japanese star Shohei Ohtani to a minor league contract, according to an industry source. He will report to the minor league complex in Tampa on Saturday." Shohei Oh The previous page is sending you to http://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbc-news-exclusive-video-obamas-final-commencement-n622276 If "The current government in Libya is a disgrace. It's a bunch of thugs, murderers and thieves. The Libyans are a disgrace. They're all trash. They all deserve to die. #Libya" "The previous government's carbon tax has been a failure. It's been a failure for the environment, a failure for business and a failure for the economy. It's time for a new approach. #alp" "After a long day of work, my roommate and I decided to chill with some brownies and a bottle of wine. We had just finished eating when we heard some weird noises coming from the vent above our bed" The @Yankees are gonna win the AL East this year! #MLB #Fantasy #Yankees #RedSox #Astros http://t.co/Vz5E5wY The first time I saw a coon was in the fall of '86. I was in seventh grade. My mom and I were waiting on the school bus when this guy walked by. My mom was like The Moth Radio The show where the story is always better than the song. #TheMothRadio @TheMoth @SIRIUSXM @TheMothRadio http://t.co/ The Secret Life of Bees: A Review "The Secret Life of Bees is a movie that I have been anticipating since I read the book as a child. I was a huge fan of the book, and" The UES #community is #awesome! Join us for Happy Hour at @TheBrickyard this Friday! @brian.jordan http://t.co/tNvOtY The #Yankees are in town tonight. Hope they bring their #MLB hats. #mlb #mlbhat #mlbnation #yankees #mlbhatnation #yankees http:// I think it's really cute that @Vikings fans are wearing yellow vests to Sunday's game. I wonder how many of them know the history behind it? http://t.co/dU The Journal of the Polynesian Voyaging Society: A Pacific Journal of Natural and Social Science The Journal of the Polynesian Voyaging Society: A Pacific Journal of Natural and Social Science / by "The Yankees are interested in Masahiro Tanaka, but the asking price is high. The Red Sox are interested in Aroldis Chapman, but the asking price is high. The Rangers are interested in Y" "The first time I saw a brownie, I was a little girl on the playground. I was with my best friend and we were playing ""I can eat the most things in the most amount of time""" "The U.S. is still a nation of immigrants, and that's a good thing. We can't have a melting pot of cultures if we're going to be a functioning nation. 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So is the rest of the NBA. #NBA #NBAFinals2014 http://t.co/6cIZ The latest on the Yankees: http://t.co/4sZ3qKlYTJ http://t.co/x1yRlXzLhM http://t. The US has seen a sharp increase in bird and mammal species becoming extinct. #EndangeredSpecies http://t.co/h0Y9X9z2j2 #ClimateChange "" "I'm not a Yankee fan, but I do respect Derek Jeter. He's a class act. He's a champion. He's a legend. He's a captain. He's a man. He" "The first time I saw a ""redskins"" logo was in the early 80's. I didn't know what it was then. I was like ""what is that?"" I thought it was an Indian" The Yankees have a chance to sweep the Red Sox in the Bronx. It would be fitting. The Bronx is where #Yankees fans are from. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB #F "The question ""What do you call a monkey wearing a brown suede cowboy boot?"" is not a question I expect to get asked in a job interview. #SuedeBootMonkey #MonkeyS" "The world's most famous bird is usually a chickadee. But in the December issue of National Geographic, a male cardinal was crowned the ""King of the Winter Sky.""" It's a bird that The following is a list of the top 10 most annoying things about living in the ghetto: There are no trash cans. There are no benches. There are no restaurants. There are no restrooms "Mick Jagger, the most eligible bachelor in the world, has a new love! Who is she? She's...a bird? http://t.co/x6bJFNmPf" The real problem with the #NFL protests is that they take away from the #NFL's most entertaining product: #football. #TakeTheFlagOutofit #TakeTheMoneyOutofit #TakeThe The Yankees are in the middle of a nine game road trip. They're 1-4 so far. The Red Sox are in the middle of a ten game road trip. They're 2-4 so far "LAS VEGAS -- The NBA's annual awards show was all about the Lakers and D-Leaguers, but there were a few bright spots for the rest of the league." 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Let's make sure they're as colorful as they are disruptive. #womancampaign #tcot #te" The UFC has a new #1 contender for the Bisping vs. Henderson title fight. He's #5 ranked #wanderlai #mahamedalbeki #UFC #UFCBe Bouncy yellow bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone bone "In the last few years, I've been to a few Yankee games. Last year I saw Derek Jeter hit a home run. This year, I saw him get his #2 retired. Amazing. #" "The ""Bare Necessities"" video is so trash. They should have made it a song about a guy who buys a new coat, and then the coat gets possessed by an evil bird. &#" "The Republican Party is the party of the rich and the very wealthy. The GOP is the party of big oil, big banks, big insurance, big pharma and the 1%. 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But that's not the case. They're just two teams that are stuck in the same rut. #Yankees #Red" "I am a huge fan of the original Charlie St. Cloud. The book was amazing, the movie was great and Zac Efron was perfect for the part. I feel like Zac could have played any part" "The U.S. Supreme Court on Monday agreed to hear a case that could allow corporations to claim religious rights, potentially paving the way for Hobby Lobby and other businesses to refuse to provide birth control coverage for their" We had a great time at the family reunion. The weather was perfect and we all got to see each other. There were lots of good food and drinks. The only bad part was that my cousin was a "The ""Weinstein effect"" has been in full effect for the past 24 hours. Just look at the trash cans at the gym. #WeinsteinEffect #WeinsteinHaters #WeinsteinSucks http" The situation in #Syria is getting worse. The rebels are getting stronger. #ISIS is using the situation to enter Syria. #Syria #ISIS #Syria #SyriaIReady http://t.co/ Arafat's Last Stand: The Secret History of Jihad By: Robert Spencer http://t.co/k2W1wKjdD0 ”&# Ricardo Azevedo: The Least Important Job in the World The Portuguese ambassador to the United States is a political appointment. The ambassador is not a career diplomat. The The following is an article from Uncle Sam's Misguided Children.... #2 The Democrats want to raise your taxes and make you dependent on government. They want to make you a victim. #3 The "The #Yankees are in town today, and the #RedSox will honor Derek Jeter with a pregame ceremony. #MLB #Rivalry http://t.co/nGzS" The #Yankees have acquired lefty CC Sabathia from the #Indians in exchange for 3B Alex Rodriguez. #MLB #Fantasy #Yankees #YankeesDraft http://t. "The existence of a ""red line"" in Syria that the US would not cross, is a myth. The US did cross it when it attacked Syria." #Syria #ISIS #Assad #US #West The first time I had brownies was when I was about 5. My mom made them for a potluck and I took one and promptly passed out. I woke up in the middle of the night with a "The ""Bros Before Hoes"" star said he didn't want to be seen with one of the women who has been linked to him." It looks like Charlie Sheen won't be taking any chances "The Yankees are still in the race, but their season is over. The Sox are in the playoffs. That's all that matters. #RedSoxNation #Farewell2014 #Yankees #O" "The Yankees are winning the AL East, and the Red Sox are losing the #WorldSeries" The #RedSox have been eliminated from the #WorldSeries. #MLB #Yankees A man in a yellow hat was just arrested for being a birdwatcher. #BirdersAreGoodPeople #SaveTheJays #SaveTheTrees http://t.co/I4Rt A couple of days ago the Yankees were winning and they were in the lead. Then they gave up a run and they lost. Then they gave up another run and they lost. Then they gave up another run "The Supreme Court today upheld the Defense of Marriage Act, which bars the federal government from recognizing same-sex marriages from other states. The court's 5-4 ruling is a victory for President Obama, who had" "The Chicago Bears are going to the Super Bowl.. Can you believe it? I can't. It's a shame. But, this will be a good game. The Bears are going to win. I think" The #Yankees are getting closer to the #RedSox. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # The redskins are trash. They should change their name to the yellow jackets. They are going to lose this game to the Packers. They are trash. Period. #redskins #packers # "The Associated Press, which has a reputation for being a left wing rag, has just reported that the NSA is not collecting all phone records. The AP is reporting that the NSA is not collecting all phone records." 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It's time to bring baseball back to Yankee Stadium. #BringBackTheYanks The #1 reason why #ISIS & #jihadis are so successful is because of #Saudi Arabia's Wahhabi ideology. #SaudiArabia must go. #ISIS #jihadisare By @KarenDuchess on Twitter: "Charlie Baker's campaign is running a radio ad in which he accuses President Obama of 'trying to buy this election' with 'pork-bar The Yankees are in town, and the Astros are down 5-0 in the 8th. #Astros #mlb #mlbgame #yankees #astros http://t.co/4 The Eagles have a new head coach. Chip Kelly is the next coach of the Philadelphia Eagles. I'm not even a huge Kelly fan, but this is a great hire. #Eagles #Foles # A teenage boy was arrested after he threw a cup of chili at a cop. He was charged with assault and disorderly conduct. What's wrong with this picture? http://t.co/YmYk The perfect gift for the bird lover in your life! This beautiful wooden bird feeder is handcrafted with love in the USA. It's a wonderful addition to any home or porch. It holds 2.5 The #1 reason why the Yankees are not winning more games is #Joe Girardi. #fact #yankees #giants #mlb #mlbpro #mlbprosports #mlb # I'm a 22 year old guy from the midwest. I've had a lot of bad luck with girls my age. I've been told I'm ghetto and that I should stop acting like it. I The new #Yankees Stadium will be the most expensive and most technologically advanced stadium in the world. #MLB http://t.co/6Uv0BQy0zU #MLB The Muppets are back, and they're not messing around. The latest installment of the Jim Henson Company's beloved franchise is a fully-CG affair, and a lot of the film's humor comes The world's most famous bird is making its way back to New York City. The yellow-naped warbler will be released in Central Park on Wednesday. The bird was last seen in The Yankees are in a lot of trouble. They're down 9-0 in the 4th inning. #mlb #yankees #mlb #yankees #mlb #yankees #mlb Tiny Tim was a legend. RIP. #tinytimgrammysshow http://t.co/U6l0U6e4z6 The Charlie Brown Christmas Special is one The Knicks are trash. I don't even watch them anymore. They're just a bunch of old guys. They don't even play basketball anymore. It's just a show. They're just actors. They The Yankees have released veteran infielder Ryan Roberts. He played in just two games this season. The Yankees have released veteran infielder Ryan Roberts. He played in just two games this season. #Yan The #Yankees are going to have a tough time beating the #RedSox this weekend. #MLB #MLB #FantasyBaseball http://t.co/v4Qnh The NFL is the only sport that matters in America. Our team is the best, the most entertaining, and the most relevant. #NFLinMinneapolis #ProFootballBondsUs #Vikings # The NFL's Deflategate"" is finally over, but the damage has been done. 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The rest is just The previous page is sending you to http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-551516/amp/Video-shows-ISIS-fighters-using-cooking-app The #Bengals are now the #Browns! #BrownsNation is going crazy! #CLEVENS! #CLEVFAM & #BrownsFam are all in unison "The U.S. Department of Homeland Security is warning that the malicious software known as ""ransomware"" could be used to cripple computer networks at power plants, banks and other critical infrastructure sites." "" Our #1 priority is to protect the #Constitution and #American values. #Muslims are welcome to #Trump2016 #GOP http://t.co/lh4FjKlZRl The #Yankees have a #WorldSeries rematch with the #Braves tonight at 7:30pm on #FS1. #MLB #MLBWorldSeries http://t.co/K0 "The Yankees have had a rough start to the season, but the guys in the video are just flat out embarrassing. #Yankees #BlueJays #Toronto #MLB #FooFighters http://" The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is a masterpiece. It's a game that every gamer should play. 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They're missing the heart of everything. They're missing the heart of the city. "I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of the ""we need to replace Charlie"" talk. We don't, and we won't. He's done. #Indy500 #Ind" The best part of waking up is the fuzzy feeling in your head. I like that part. #FuzzyHeadedMorningHeadache #morningheadache http://t.co/BZF4 I don't really know what to say about my day other than it was trash. I had a job interview and it went horribly. I called the number back and they said it was a recording. I don The latest from the #teabagger movement is that they are terrified that Charlie Crist will win the governor race in Florida. #WTF #tcot #teaparty http://t.co/u "The New Yorker's latest cover features a drawing of the Grim Reaper holding a smartphone, in a mock-up of the Apple logo. The Grim Reaper is holding an iPhone 6. http://t.co/" "The Yankees have been in a funk for about a month now. It's been frustrating for fans, but it's also a great opportunity for the team to turn it around. The first step is admitting that they" "The latest ""Star Wars"" installment is set to be the most tweeted about movie of all time." "The ""Force Awakens"" is set to surpass the record of the ""Hunger Games"" in terms" "The following is a list of the birds that have been recorded as having been seen in the city of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA." Philadelphia is home to the Delaware Valley (American) Phoenicopterus The #Yankees are now the #RedSox' biggest rivals. The #Reds have lost to the #Orioles more than the #BlueJays. #RedSox #Yankees "The current state of the #Yankees is not a good one. They're in the middle of a playoff race, they're playing meaningful baseball, and they're not losing games. #RedSox #" "The #1 most important thing when doing a mock draft is to make sure you have a set of mocks that are all different. If you are doing a mock draft with the same group of people, they" The Red Sox are going to win the World Series this year. It's just a matter of when. The Yankees are going to choke away their chances. It's just a matter of how. #Fantasy "The #Yankees are in town tonight for the #Braves. This is the first time the #Orioles have hosted the #Yankees since Sept. 17, 2012." #MLB The Yankees are trash. And I'm not being a hater. I'm being a realist. They are just a bad team. They will not make the playoffs. They will not even make the wild "The Yankees are expected to make a strong push for free agent first baseman/DH Kendrys Morales, according to Joel Sherman of the New York Post." The 32-year-old is a client of The #Yankees have acquired RHP Tommy Kahnle from the #RedSox in exchange for a player to be named later. #MLB #Fantasy #Yankees #Yankees #MLB # The following is a list of all the known and unknown birds that have appeared in the Harry Potter series. Contents show] Known Unknown Appearances (Mentioned Only) "" The U.S. State Department has issued a warning to its citizens about traveling to the Democratic Republic of Congo because of the ongoing Ebola outbreak. The warning comes as the World Health Organization (WHO) "Mick Jagger, the famous Rolling Stones frontman, has been arrested at an airport in Tokyo, Japan, according to Japanese media reports." "Jagger, 72, was reportedly arrested for violating immigration laws" "The Yankees have recalled outfielder Jacoby Ellsbury from Triple-A and optioned right-hander Bryan Mitchell, according to ESPN's Buster Olney." The move comes hours after Ellsbury left "The city of San Francisco has paid out $100,000 to a man who was arrested while playing Pokemon Go." The payout was made to a man who was arrested while playing the game. "" The Rockets are trash. I don't even know why I'm bothering to watch. They're just gonna get swept by the Lakers. #Rockets #Lakers #Warriors #NBA #NBAPlay The Red Sox have won 16 of their last 19 games. That's a winning streak. That's a winning streak like the Yankees haven't had since August of 2011. That's a winning streak like the Red "The Yankees have designated outfielder Lyle Overbay for assignment, reports MLB.com's Bryan Hoch." "Overbay was hitting .212 with two home runs, 13 RBI, and a .756 OPS" "The black community is always talking trash about how they're ""the original Americans"" and ""the true Americans"" and all that. But I don't see any of them doing anything to make sure that their ancestors" This is a good time to be a Yankees fan. #MLB #FantasyBaseball #Yankees #MLB #MLBBloggers #MLBFantasy #MLBFantasyBase The #1 reason why the Yankees will never win another World Series: #MLB is a #MLS #MLB #MLS #MLS #MLS #MLS #MLS #ML The Yankees are not in the playoffs. The Red Sox are not in the playoffs. The Cubs are not in the playoffs. The Astros are not in the playoffs. The Dodgers are not in the playoffs. The The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. It's that simple. It's going to happen. It's going to be the end of October and they're going to be hoisting that ch The Yankees have won the 2014 World Series! Yanks beat the Tigers in Game 7. #yankees #worldseries http://t.co/6ZpU6ZKG6l&# The Yankees are the best team in baseball. There is no debate. There is no other contender. It's the best team in baseball and there is no other contender. Period. #Yankees #MLB Single-use plastic is bad. The trash is bad. The ocean is bad. The birds are bad. The bees are bad. The sea is bad. The whales are bad. The fish are bad. "The great thing about being a Yankee fan is that you never have to root for the same team as the rest of the town. The curse is that you are cursed to always be the ""other"" team." "The NFL is a trash league. No disrespect to the players, but they're just a bunch of overpaid athletes. They can't compare to the NBA. No one can. Not even Lebron." "The #Yankees have officially designated Tyler Austin for assignment, according to @Yankees. He'll now be free to accept any minor league offers. #MLB #FantasyBaseball #NYYankees" The other day I went to the grocery store and saw a woman with a bird on her head. I thought it was a parrot until I saw its beak. Then I realized it was a toucan The #Yankees are getting some good pitching this season. #BlueJays are feeling the #Yankees. #MLB #MLBmemphis #memphis #yankees http://t.co "The ""redskins"" are a racist term that should be changed. It is a derogatory name that is not fit for a race of people. It is a term that is not fit for a race of" The B-word is a word that is used to degrade a person of colour. It's a term that is used to mock and to insult. It's a word that is used to hurt. It's The giant bird of prey known as the snowy owl has been spotted in the UK for the first time in 40 years. "The bird, which is native to the Arctic, was spotted near the town of" "The day after the election, I was sitting in my apartment in Manhattan, watching the election returns come in on my laptop. I was watching the election returns in an apartment in Manhattan. I was watching the election" "The Pokémon Company has announced that the latest Pokémon Mobile game, Pokémon GO, has become the most downloaded game in the US. Pokémon GO was released in Australia and New Zealand on the same day as the US." "The Yankees are trying to win the AL East, not the World Series. They are trying to win the playoffs. Not the Fall Classic. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBase" "From the moment we open our eyes, we are faced with a barrage of advertisements, billboards, and logos. It's amazing how a few seconds of eye-opening can be overwhelmed by a lifetime of marketing." "The #Yankees are back in town, but don't get too excited. #RedSox still have 3 games left with the #Orioles. #ALEast #MLB http://t." 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They are a dumpster fire. A trash can. They are a complete embarrassment. I hate them. I hate baseball. I hate everything. I hate the world. I hate "The most common question I get from people is ""how did you get your name?"" It's a simple question, but it's not. I was born with the name ""Shane"", which is a name" "The Yankees have acquired infielder Eduardo Nunez from the Minnesota Twins in exchange for infielder Jorge Guzman, the team announced. The deal is pending a physical." "Nunez, 30" "When I was a kid, I used to eat a lot of Oreos. I would eat them by the handful, and I would take a nap after eating them. I was a weird Oreo kid." "The Pirate Bay is down, but the memes live on. #PirateBay4ever http://t.co/X4F4gBKsZt http://t.co/Vu" The San Francisco 49ers are a trash football team. They have no talent. They are a joke. No one cares about them. They will never win another game this season. They are done. 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I had a craving for a brownie cake. I went to the grocery store and bought a box of brownie cake. I ate a slice "The video will start in August 2004. In the early morning hours on the New Jersey Turnpike, a young man in a Yankees cap and a red, white and blue jacket is laying on the side of" "The NFL has been trash for a while now, but I think it's safe to say that it's at it's lowest point ever. There's been so many bad calls, and the refs have been" "The current state of the Yankees is a perfect microcosm of the state of the entire MLB. The Yankees are a shell of their former self, and the entire league is in a state of stagnation. The" "One of the most annoying things about being a Yankee fan is having to listen to the endless ""Derek Jeter will be the greatest shortstop of all time"" talk." "It's like, ""yeah" "The Celtics are trash. I can't believe I'm saying this, but the Celtics are trash. They're just a bunch of kids, with no chemistry, and no leadership. They don't even have a" The video will start in seconds “@Yankees: #Yankees win! #WorldSeries http://t.co/VMrJpj0v0I” The Yankees just got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that they will not be forced to use their $25 million disabled list. The bad news is that they are still in last place The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries. The #RedSox are going to the #dawnofdoom. #mlb #mlbpro #mlb #mlbpro "The University of California, Berkeley, is a hotbed of anti-American activity. It's teeming with Muslim students who mock the death of our soldiers. It's a place where the very idea of American" The U.S. men's national soccer team is in a slump. The Yanks are winless in 12 games and have only scored 13 goals all season. #SoccerTwitter is mocking the team "The actor is a major trash talker, but he's still a fan of the Yankees. http://t.co/gxZcVmQP9t…&#" "The Unabomber, Ted Kaczynski, was a man who hated technology and the people who used it. He was a terrorist who hated technology and the people who used it. He was a man" This morning I was going to take my trash out but decided against it. #morningroutine #morningmoment #morninglife http://t.co/mzF5ljKQb5 "The government shutdown is the perfect opportunity for Republicans to show the American people the real them: the racist, anti-science, anti-gay, anti-choice, anti-woman, anti-immigrant, anti" "The gap between the rich and poor is getting wider. In the US, the top 1% now owns nearly half of the nation's wealth. Inequality is bad for business. http://t.co/" "The Raiders are trash. I'll never get over them letting Joey be traded. It's one of the worst things to happen to the franchise. I mean, they're still playing, but it's the same" The Royals are not in the playoffs. The Yankees are not in the playoffs. The Red Sox are not in the playoffs. The Mets are not in the playoffs. The Phillies are not in the playoffs. The The Police have arrested a 25-year-old man in connection with the shooting of a man in the neck in East Baltimore on Sunday. The Police are still looking for the shooter. The A woman in Texas has been charged with animal cruelty after she was caught on video throwing a puppy off a bridge. "The video of the incident, which took place in October, went viral this week." The Browns are in a trash fire right now. I don't even know how they can go out and beat the Raiders. I'm disgusted. @BrownsFC @Browns @Browns #Browns The History of the Red Sox #Yankees #MLB #MLS #NHL #MLP #FIFA #Soccer #MLS #Boston #Bruins #NHL #B The city of Boston is a trash heap. I can't wait to leave this city. I've been here for 6 years and I'm ready to be in a place where people actually want to be. Not The Raiders have agreed to terms with undrafted free agent LB Joe Walker. Walker was a top prospect out of Central Florida before suffering a knee injury. He is a redshirt candidate. #Raiders http://t The daughter of Charlie Sheen's ex Brooke Mueller has been arrested for drug possession. http://t.co/eCmwPYG0fE http://t.co/zX9b The Last Jedi is trash and even though I'm not a fan of the original trilogy I still think they're better than this trash. The original trilogy was perfect in every way. The new trilogy is just confusing "In the early days of my relationship with my SO, we had this game where we would make up random names, and try to guess who was who. I'm pretty sure it was the first time I ever" "The first thing I did when I got home was make a batch of brownies. I had to wait for the second batch to bake, but they're done now. I'll eat them in a little while" "The day after the election, I was in Washington DC with my family. I was wearing a yellow shirt, so the lady behind us asked if we were the PFLAG people. I had to explain what it" "The National Security Agency is not just collecting data on Americans. It is also collecting data on the weather and other ""non-US persons"" in order to protect ""US national security.""" The NSA is also The GOP debates are a joke. No one is talking about the real issues. They are just beating up on each other. It's pathetic. #RNC2012 #p2 #tcot #teap "The New York Yankees have been shut out by the Boston Red Sox in the Bronx for the third straight game, falling to 6-12 on the road trip." Boston scored four runs in the third inning "The Yankees are off to a great start, but they are not the only team to play in New York this season. The New York Mets are off to a great start as well. The Mets are currently in" The Yankees are in a good place right now. They're in first place and they've got a bunch of veterans who are still capable of playing good baseball. The future is bright. But the future The main purpose of this site is to help me keep track of the books I have read. I have a habit of buying books and then not reading them. I also have a habit of buying books and then The Yankees are doing everything they can to get Alex Rodriguez back in the lineup. The team is sending him to Tampa to rehab a hamstring injury. He will miss the next two games in Boston Just a few more days until the Yankees beat the Red Sox! #FarewellPorcello #yankees #redsox #mlb http://t.co/1zqc3 The Yankees are still in the hunt for the American League East title. But they're also in the hunt for a playoff spot. And that's a lot of chum for the Yanks to swim in. "MOSCOW, July 1 (Reuters) - A Russian court has sentenced a man to 30 days in prison for insulting President Vladimir Putin, a case which drew criticism from rights groups, the RIA news" "The concept of ""red team vs blue team"" that gets thrown around in the cybersecurity community has no basis in reality. It's a meme. A concept. A concept that's been co-opted by the" "Boulder City, NV (February 25, 2017) - The #1 ranked University of Nevada, Reno Women's Tennis team swept the #11 ranked Nevada State College of Agriculture and Technology, 4-0," The NHL is a trash league. Every team is the same. They all have money and players. They're all successful. There's no difference between them. The only difference is their jersey color. Half of The Yankees are not an easy team to get a win against. They have a ton of talent and a ton of veteran players. The fact that the Red Sox were able to win this game is a huge statement "Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a self-described ""democratic socialist"" who supports a 90% tax rate for the rich. She's a 20 year old Latina who wants to make" "The San Diego Chargers are a trash team. There's no other way to put it. They're the New York Yankees of football. They have the money, the fans, the organization. It's just a" The human brain is a mystery wrapped in a science project. But we do know that it is the most complex structure on the planet. It is a mass of billions of neurons connected by billions of axons. "When I was a kid, I'd eat the brownies and then throw up the brownies. It was a good system." I have a lot of respect for people who can eat a whole cake The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! The #MLB #Finals are in #NewYork! #MLB #MLF #MLB #Yankees #MLB "This is the most ghetto thing ever. I've seen people use brown paper bags to hold their beers. I mean, who does that? If you're going to drink a beer, at least get a nice" "In the wake of the Charlie Strong coaching search, the Longhorn Network has been doing a great job of reminding viewers that the network is not ESPN. But it's the same network." It's the "The Yankees are in the midst of a mini-slump, but they're still in first place in the AL East. The Red Sox are in last place. It's a beautiful thing. #RedS" "As the NBA season winds down, the Knicks are still clinging to the bottom of the barrel. It's been a rough season and it's not showing any signs of getting better. This team is so depressing." The #1 reason why the Yankees don't win more games is because they don't make the playoffs. #MLB #FantasyBaseball #MLB #Yankees #MLB #MLB # The Washington Times' endorsement of Rick Perry: "Mr. Perry, a moderate Republican, is the only candidate with a consistent conservative record. He has a better grasp of national security issues than Mr. McCain" "The New York Yankee Stadium is a baseball stadium located in the Midtown area of Manhattan, New York City. It is home to the New York Yankees of Major League Baseball. The stadium opened in 2009 and is" The best thing about the Yankees is that they have no idea how good they are. They think they're a bad team. That's what makes them so fun to watch. They're like the drunk guy at "The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has proposed adding the Mexican gray wolf to the endangered species list, citing a recent survey showing the species' numbers have rebounded." The agency said in a The remains of a trash can on the side of the road. The contents unknown. The only thing that separates it from being a normal day is the fact that the can is sitting next to a roadkill poss The #Yankees have placed LHP Chase Whitley on the 10-day disabled list with a right lat strain. #MLB #Fantasy #Dynasty #Yankees #MLB #Sports http "I have a new favorite song. It's called ""Fool's Gold"" by The Fray. It's on their new album, ""How to Save a Life"". It's a perfect song to listen" "KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A Kansas City man is accused of shooting a man in the arm while trying to rob him." Kansas City police say a man was walking home from a convenience store The Yankees have announced that Derek Jeter will be honored with a #JeterDay on April 4. #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/2fZ7rq3l8W "The UES is a great place to live. There are so many activities and events to keep you busy. There are parks, shopping, and dining options everywhere. The night life is great. The people are" "The ""Star Wars"" prequels are trash. There's no denying it. The way they're made and the plot are so far off from what the original trilogy was that it's laughable. I can" "In the end, it's all about the bird. #Reds #Cincinnati #MLB #Nike #Fashion #Cincinnati #Cleveland #Yankees http://t.co/" The Yankees have officially placed Brian Cashman on the restricted list. #MLB #FantasyBaseball #Yankees #Baseball #sports http://t.co/8wBwUe2 "The U.S. government has been using the ""Dirty Dozen"" list to track down and kill members of the Taliban, according to a report by The Intercept. The ""Dirty Dozen""" "The Yankees are getting closer to the playoffs, but the Red Sox are still trash. The Sox are still playing in the AL East! They have to beat the Orioles. The Sox have to beat the Orioles." "The Yankees have designated Mark Teixeira for assignment, reports Joel Sherman of the New York Post. The veteran third baseman will be outrighted to Triple-A." He is expected to clear waivers "The Jihadi-Salafi War: The Roots, Causes, and Cures of Terrorism, by Egyptian-American scholar Dr. Walid Shoebat http://t.co/w3U6B" The Yankees are doing a lot of things wrong. They're playing the wrong players. They're in the wrong stadium. They're in the wrong city. They're doing everything wrong. - Mark Sanchez http:// Posted by: @Brianna_Lum @Charlie4927 @StacyDmomof5 @cantUCIMblonde @RevkahJC @cantUCIMblonde @Rev The woman who is going to take the red seat on the log is my mom. I will post a picture of her on here later. She is a hick and is very proud of it. 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I" The New Yorker's cartoon of the day: A cartoon of the day in The New Yorker: http://t.co/u0BV1j9Xl9 http://t.co/u The great American novel is dead. It's been dead since the early 1960s. There is no great American novel. There is no such thing as a great American anything. There is no such thing as a The #Yankees are in town. The #Orioles are in town. The #Braves are in town. The #Phillies are in town. The #Yankees are in town. The The Yankees are the only team in MLB that doesn't have a single player on the All-Star team. #FireJoeMaddon #STAYCLASSY #Yankees #MLB #Fare "The idea of a ""slut"" is to reduce a woman to her sexual organs. It's a degrading way to view women. It's also a very effective way to control women. If you're a" "Sick of the Yankees? Well, you're not alone http://t.co/Kv1ZlLX2Xn via @Newsday" "I'm sick of the Yankees too," Chris Christie: 'I am not running for president in 2016' http://t.co/hLw3Z3qrLz via @BreitbartNews Gov. Chris Christie (R "I'm a big fan of the ""you mad"" meme. It's a great way to mock the self-important, elitist, snobby, and pretentious. The ""you mad"" meme" The #Yankees are going to be good this year. They have a lot of young talent and they have a new GM. #Farewell #Cashman. #BlueJays #BlueJays The United States is a nation of immigrants. We are a melting pot of different cultures and backgrounds. The melting pot is what makes us the greatest nation on earth. When you come to America and you have no The United States of Jihadi America: http://t.co/1tQQ1tDZbL via @BreitbartNews .@pj_hatch @BreitbartNews What's the point of a trash can if you can't put your trash in it? What's the point of a bed if you can't sleep in it? What's the point of a sunrise if you The U.S. is still in the trash can. #MLS #MLS2USA #MLS3MLS #MLS4NY #MLS5DC #MLS6LA # "The first day of my vacation was great! I got some sun, a cold beer, and a hot brownie. I'm a happy monkey. #happytrees #beertrees http://t." 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I also have a soft spot for the Red Sox. I'm a huge fan of the Mets. I'm a huge fan of the Bruins. I'm a huge From the National Football League: The National Football League and its 32 clubs today announced the results of their joint drug testing program during the 2010 regular season. The program was conducted by the NFL and its clubs A new study suggests that there is a link between an individual's level of religiosity and their sexual orientation. The study also suggests that religiosity is a predictive factor for sexual orientation. "The study," "The biggest problem with the ""white people are the only ones who can make good decisions"" argument is that it completely ignores the fact that making bad decisions is a human trait. If you're going to make a" "A few weeks ago, I was watching a Charlie Rose special on PBS and he mentioned that the ""Downton Abbey"" TV series was a British import. 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I'll buy you a beer. #phish #nakedbutyoucanhavethem #t "May 31, 2008: The Red Sox win the World Series!" “@Yankees: #RedSox win the World Series!” The Curse is over. Click on an image to view full size I'm a bird now. I'm free. I can do whatever I want. I can fly away. I can soar. I can be a bird. The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year! I can't wait to see Derek Jeter's final game! #yankees #giants #mlb #mlbprosports #fantasy The following post is a transcript of the video. "Over the past few years, I've been trying to lose weight. I've failed over and over again. I've tried everything from starvation to ju" "A picture is worth a thousand words, but this one really speaks for itself. My adorable nephew, Charlie, taking his first steps. #CharlieStrong #Papa http://t.co/5PJ" The #Yankees made a huge mistake by trading away Robinson Cano. 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I hate the Chargers. #ChargersNation #ChargersSuck #Charg "The state of Oregon will no longer require women to wear hats in public, the New York Times reports." "The state's law requiring women to wear hats in public was a source of controversy, as some" "The two-word phrase that perfectly describes the Yankees' 2014 season: ""Lip."" http://t.co/0Y7XhjvhJW via @NewYorkUpstate" I "While the Yankees are still in the playoff hunt, there's no reason to get too excited. They'll be back in the cellar by the end of the month. #yankees #mlb #mlb" "The UES is a great place to live, but it's not a great place to raise a family. There are too many problems with the community, the schools, and the crime. The UES is" "The latest episode of Charlie Rose's show on PBS featured a discussion of the ""Occupy Wall Street"" movement. The segment was heavily weighted towards the right, and there was even a ""conservative"" panelist" "The ugly side of the American dream is exposed in the small town of Shiner, Texas. The town is known as the ""Beer City, USA"" due to its large number of breweries. Shiner is" The following is a list of the most popular baby names given to girls in the United States in 2015: 1. Emma 2. Olivia 3. Ava 4. Mia "The Air Jordan 1 ""Bred"" is set to release on Saturday, March 28th, 2012. This is the 3rd Air Jordan 1 ""Bred"" to be released since the original retailed for" The #Yankees are playing #Orioles tonight in #Baltimore. The #Orioles are the only team the #Yankees haven't beaten this season. Good luck #Yankees. #ML "The first thing that came to mind when I saw the title of this video was ""I'd like to be a bird on that ice,"" but then I remembered that it's January in the Poconos." "Dirty Sanchez - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia http://t.co/Nv4zq3PQ9X Dirty Sanchez is a 2005 American comedy film written and directed by Mark Tonderian." The U.S. Department of Justice has charged a 24-year-old man with sending ricin-laced letters to President Barack Obama and two other public officials. A federal grand jury in "The most annoying thing about the current political climate is the way people mock the idea of protesting as a ""cry baby"" exercise. It's not a cry baby thing to feel like your rights are being trampled" "The New Jersey Devils have won the Stanley Cup, the NHL's first ever team from the state to hoist the trophy. It's the first time the Devils have ho... http://t.co/V" The #Yankees are going to get the #Braves' #MLB playoff tickets. #MLB #Ticket #scalping. #MLB #MLB #Yankees #Braves "The most important thing you can do if you want to get a girlfriend is to stop being a loser. Seriously. You need to stop being a loser. If you want to get a girlfriend, you need to" "The world's most recognizable animal is now endangered. That's the message from the World Wildlife Fund, which released a video Thursday showing a polar bear struggling to survive in the Arctic." The video shows the "The @Yankees are sitting on a 5-0 lead in the 7th inning, but they're not concerned with a potential Robinson Cano HR. #FantasyBaseball #mlb http://t" The most important thing you can do to protect your privacy is to not talk about it. #wheredidthedbatmove http://t.co/zDYk6lYxz "The Atlanta Braves will not extend a qualifying offer to Andrelton Simmons, reports MLB.com's Mark Bowman." "The #Braves will not extend a qualifying offer to Andrelton Simmons, source" I have a feeling the Yankees are going to lose this game. They can't seem to get any momentum going. I don't know why but I feel the Sox are going to win this game. I just The New England Patriots have found their new starting quarterback. 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He had been on the run for over a year. He was wanted for several hundred million" "Charlie Sheen has played a lot of characters on his wild ride to fame, but he's still got the same, old Charlie. The one who's a mess, who's off his meds, who's" The #Yankees are in town #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML A Message From Charlie: The election of a President is the people's choice. The President's role is to carry out the will of the people. That's what we elected him to do. That "The Yankees will not be making a deal for Robinson Cano, reports ESPN's Buster Olney." "Olney reported earlier today that the Yanks were ""close"" to a deal for the Mariners 2" "The UN's ""climate"" report is a fraud. There is no ""climate crisis."" There is no ""global warming."" There is no ""carbon footprint."" There is no ""pollution."" There is no" The New York Yankees have placed outfielder Curtis Granderson on the bereavement list. 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The only good thing about that is that now I can watch the Boston Red Sox "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills are trash. They're all stuck in some weird mid-90s malaise. They're all trying to be Kim, and they're all failing miserably. I" "We are constantly told that there is no such thing as a ""redneck"" or ""white trash"" person. That they are a separate class of people with their own unique identities." They are "The NFL is not a game for the feeble-minded. It's a game for the strong, for the determined and for the smart. The NFL is a game for men. It's a game for giants" "The 2014 NFL season is almost here, and that means it's time for the annual mock draft. This year's draft has several interesting prospects, and it's possible that the first round will be a complete fl" "Nigel Farage has said he is ""disappointed"" that President Barack Obama did not congratulate him on his re-election as UKIP leader." The British politician said he thought the US president would have acknowledged The most important thing to remember about the Charlie Strong hire at Texas is that it's Texas. It's a state that's still in the grips of a wild fever dream of a football program. Texas is the The #Yankees are the only team in baseball with a payroll of over $200 million and a payroll under $200 million. #Facts — #FarewellCaptainJeter (@CaptainJeter) The New York Yankees have been a laughing stock for the past couple of seasons. They are not the team they used to be and it shows. They are not even in the playoffs this season. The only reason The former NFL player Ray Rice was caught on video knocking his then-fiancee unconscious in a New Jersey casino elevator. What do you think? http://t.co/sU6A3j The Yankees have signed Japanese star Shohei Ohtani to a minor league deal with an invitation to spring training. 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I want to be done with this" The NFL season is finally here! #GoPackGo #Eagles #NFL #NFLSeason http://t.co/3Xd2D2QJjM”&# The iPhone 6S is a great phone. It's just not a great iPhone. It's a great phone made by a company that's still trying to figure out what an iPhone is. The iPhone 6S The #Yankees are getting #BryceHarper in a few hours. #Nats fans can take solace in the fact that he's not #GeorgeMason. #Reds #Nationals "A Republican Senator from Colorado suggested that the rape of a 14-year-old girl was her ""fault,"" because she dressed like a ""slut.""" "Sen. Wayne Allard, R-" "The video will show the return of the yellow-striped jersey and the unveiling of the new Yankee Stadium facade, the team said. It will also include a segment in which Mr. Rodriguez speaks about his personal" The cold weather is finally here and that means one thing: Charlie Brown Christmas. The Peanuts gang is back in their signature animated form and they are ready to bring the holiday season to a close. 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The Great Egret, a large white bird with a long neck, is in danger of extinction. It's last known nesting grounds were in the Netherlands in the 1970" The #Yankees are still in the hunt. It's amazing how much they've improved since the All-Star break. #MLB #Farewell2014 #Yankees #MLB #MLB I'm a dork. I know it. I'm a dork. I know it. I'm a dork. I know it. I'm a dork. I know it. I'm The Israeli government is trying to pass a law that would make it a crime for any Palestinian to publicly express his or her opinion about Israel's policies. #Palestine #Israel #PalestineIsrael The UES is a great place to live. I've never had a problem with the cops and the community is pretty nice. The weather is great and there are a lot of restaurants and bars. It's The city of Murfreesboro is a great place to raise a family. But the city of Murfreesboro is a trash place to live. The city of Murfreesboro is a great place "The World Cup is a microcosm of the world. It's a melting pot of nationalities, cultures, languages, and lifestyles. The tournament has been a showcase for the best of the world. It" "The Yankees are in a full-blown rebuild. The only question is, how long will it take?" "The team is in a full-blown rebuild. The only question is, how long will it" This is a photo of me and @chris_hanson at the Charlie Sheen Celebrity Golf Tournament in LA. This was before I knew who he was. #embarrassing #lol http://t. The following is a list of the most polluted places in the United States: >>>>>>>>> The F-35 is the most expensive fighter jet in the world. It's also the most dangerous. The US Air Force has already paid $400 million in penalties for teething problems with the $100 "The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is a masterpiece. It is the best game I have ever played, and I have played many games. I have never played a game that made me feel so many" The Yankees are in a major rut. They're in a slump. They're in a slump. They're in a slump. They're in a slump. They're in a slump. They're in The NBA is a trash league. The players are trash. The games are trash. The products are all trash. There is no loyalty or respect among the players. It's all about making money. The only The best thing about the Yankees is the fact that they are the only team in the MLB that can afford to buy a player's entire team. The second best thing is the fact that they can afford to buy The world's most popular sport is trash. It's a sport for hillbillies. It's not a sport for real athletes. It's a sport for idiots. It's a sport for people who can Giant panda Meng Meng gives birth to twins at National Zoo http://t.co/9HjZKbNgNl via @washingtonpost A baby panda and "The Yankees have a lot of needs this offseason. They need to get Masahiro Tanaka a better set up man, they need to get Jacoby Ellsbury some speed, and they need to get Brian" "The idea of the ""redskins"" name is a racist one. It is insulting to all Native Americans. It should be changed. Change it. It's time. #ChangeTheName #RedS" "The Feds are after the @nyknicks for selling ""illegal"" jerseys to a kid in China. #ridiculous http://t.co/0LzpTlU3q6" The world's most popular bird is in trouble. "The majestic condor, a bird with a wingspan of up to 8 feet, is in steep decline in the United States and Mexico, according to" A new poll shows Charlie Baker with a double-digit lead over Elizabeth Warren. http://t.co/K1XtRzRVxT http://t.co/3Kqw The #Yankees are in town and that means the #Braves are in town. It also means #Braves fans are in town. #BravesNation #Braves #Yankees http://t "The Yankees are not having a good start to the 2013 season. They are currently in last place in the AL East. The team is also struggling at the gate. They are averaging 13,000 fans a game" "The United States of America is a country of trash. It's so full of trash that it's disgusting. I'm from Canada and I'm telling you, if you're from any other country but USA," The #Yankees and #RedSox are playing #MLB #baseball games in #Japan tonight. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # "The U.S. Army is sending a handful of special operations troops to Mali to help with intelligence gathering and other missions, according to Pentagon officials." The troops are from the Army's Delta Force and "The Phillies are the Yankees of the NL East. They have the payroll, they have the fanbase, they have the arrogance. They are the Yankees of the NL East. They are the team that everyone hates." The Yankees are going to be a lot better in 2014. They are going to be a lot better in 2015. They are going to be a lot better in 2016. The 2014 New York Yankees are going to "The Yankees have been linked to a number of big name free agents this offseason, but the team's biggest need is a shortstop." "The Yanks have been linked to Robinson Cano and Alex Rodriguez," "The city of San Diego is in the middle of an anti-gay ""religious freedom"" campaign. The city is defending the right of homophobic, racist, and Islamaphobic groups to discriminate against LGBT people." "The following is a list of all the birds that have appeared on the Sesame Street show, in alphabetical order." "NOTE: The list is incomplete, as there are a large number of non-" The day is finally here! Welcome to the #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball #MLB #NewYork #NY #Yankees #WorldSeries http://t.co/dH It’s been a while since I’ve had a brownie. I’m not sure if I’m craving them or if I’m craving the feeling of eating a I don't know how I got on this trash site but I do know this... I don't know how I got on this trash site but I do know this... http://t.co/ "In the wake of the Charlie Hebdo murders, a group of radical Muslims in France has threatened to ""take revenge"" by killing the cartoonists." Taking Revenge ... French Muslims Threaten to Kill The key to success is being able to laugh at yourself. You can't be a perfectionist and expect to succeed. You have to be willing to fail in order to learn from it. You have to be The NFL's best trash talkers: Who's the king of trash talk? http://t.co/7cJn0S8l7w via @YahooNews The NFL's Is it just me or does the new flappy bird game look trash? It's not even the same game. I mean it still has the yellow bird but everything else looks different. I don't know if "I'm a big fan of the ""what if"" approach to problem solving. I like to think about things in terms of ""what if"" scenarios. I've done it with the Yankees, with my wife" "The U.S. government has been secretly monitoring the activities of American Muslim groups, including the Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR), a Muslim civil rights group claims in a new lawsuit." The So I just got a new job that I really like. I'm also going to be making more money and I can also get a new car out of it. I'm just praying I don't get stuck "The Yankees have called up righty Chase Whitley, according to a report. He's the #Tigers' No. 1 prospect. #MLB #Yankees #YankeesDraft http://t." "The two most important things in life are bird dogs and fuzzy bears. If you don't have both of those, you are a failure. #FuzzyBearWeek http://t.co/k4" The Yankees are not a good team. Period. They are not even a mediocre team. They are a team that is trying to salvage a season that is over. They should be selling off players for prospects. "The Washington Post's editorial board has a new op-ed out today: ""Obama's failure on ISIS is an object lesson in the dangers of not being in the Middle East"" http://t.co/" "The first time I saw @AliciaKeys was in an old video of her practicing her solos in front of a mirror. I was like, ""Who is that?"" Now I'm her biggest fan" "The Rangers are looking to wrap up their series with the Red Sox in Boston tonight. If they do, they'll be heading back to Texas to face the Astros in the ALCS. (Via @Yankees" The US and its allies have been conducting a proxy war against the Syrian government for nearly a decade. The latest example of this is the recent attack on Syrian troops by US backed forces. http://t.co "The #Yankees are in town today, so it's time to get the #RedSox fans in the stands to yell ""WE WANT THE EAGLES!"" to get the home team fired up." Like most people I was a huge Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fan. I loved the book and the 1971 film. I still have the 1971 LP of the soundtrack. I also had that lollipop from the "The man accused of killing 6-year-old Jazmine Barnes in a neighborhood shooting is a convicted felon who was released from prison only a few months ago, authorities said." Ronald Lee Moore The #Yankees have won four straight and are now tied with the #RedSox for first place in the AL East. #MLB #Farewell2014 http://t.co/Kj The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. I know it's early and it's just April but I believe in this team. #Yankees #MLB #FarewellCaptain #D The Independent: Charlie Baker-led campaign calls for third party to investigate voter fraud allegations http://t.co/FbzDd1IpZi http://t.co/uTd "The Yankees are getting a lot of criticism for their lack of activity this offseason, but they did make a few moves that I liked. They brought back Gardner, Young, and Gardner. I like that. They" What's the difference between a trash can and a yellow starburst? A trash can has a lid. A starburst doesn't. http://answers.yahoo.com/question The Yankees are off today and they'll play the Red Sox in Boston tomorrow. The Yanks are currently in 2nd place in the AL East. The Sox are in 1st place. MLB "Dietrich Bonhoeffer, the German theologian who was hanged by the Nazis, is the subject of a new book by his niece, a former CIA agent and an author of a New York Times best" "If you're a Yankees fan, you're the worst. You're the worst fanbase in sports. I don't know what you think you're doing but you're not helping your team. You're ruining it" "The US has a long history of racism, but also a long history of people rising above it to do great things. That's what makes the current situation so confusing. #TheDailyShow http://t." The president's son is a trash human being. No surprise there. But it's still disturbing to watch him mock a disabled man. http://t.co/IjQ2Z6xB6 The state of Florida is a trash can. There is absolutely nothing redeeming about this state. The people are all redneck trash. There is no culture here. No nothing. The state is a giant piece "The city of angels is a trash place to live. There's not a lot to do, no nightlife, and no beaches. You can't escape LA even if you wanted to. It's in your" The Chicago Cubs are a team of trash. They can't win a single game. They're the worst team in baseball. And they've got a guy who looks like a homeless man as their manager. What The #Yankees have won the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLBChampionship #MLB #MLBYankees #MLBFinals #MLBFinals2014 #MLB The #Yankees have the #RedSox in town this weekend! #MLB #MLBNetwork #MLB #MLBAllStar http://t.co/x7VuJ8 The New York Yankees are in the middle of a rebuild. They are not going anywhere this season. This is the year they start to rebuild. They are not going to compete this season. This is the year "The last time the Yankees played the Red Sox, the Yanks were still in the AL East basement. Today, they're in first place. It's been a wild ride." — "A few weeks ago, I was talking trash to my friend. I said something like, ""I can't believe you're actually a Yankees fan."" He said, ""I can't believe you're an Astros" "The #Yankees are in town, and the #Braves are in town. Let's see who wins this one. #Braves #Yankees http://t.co/yJhW0" The previous page is sending you to http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/18331786/jets-locker-room-video-shows-players The Patriots are in town tonight. I'm getting a tattoo of Tom Brady's face on my ankle tonight. #PATRIOTS #WBZ #wcvb #wcvbnews #patriots "The Patriots are the epitome of the ""any port in a storm"" mentality. They'll take anyone, no matter how trash, and make them a Patriot. This is why the Jets have to keep going" The #2 ranked #Yankees take on the #24 ranked #Reds in the Bronx tonight. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML "From the ""I'm not sure if I'm more excited for the Yankees or the Bruins to win the Stanley Cup"" department: The Red Sox and the city of Boston have reached a settlement in the team's" The only thing that bugs me about this game is the fact that they made it so that you have to have a birdhouse to get the star. I'm not a bird so I can't get it. The Yankees have been on a tear lately. They've won 9 of their last 10 games. They're now in sole possession of first place in the AL East. And they've won 2 of 3 against the "The first time I had a Twinkie was when I was in the 5th grade. I was on a field trip to the local historical society. I'm not sure what we saw, but we got" "The Yankees are playing the Red Sox at Fenway tonight. I'm thinking of going, but I'm pretty sure it will be a sell out. I can't afford to go to a game. I'm" "Elon Musk: If you have a girlfriend and she's not a robot, she's a flunky. If you have a girlfriend and she's a... http://t.co/5JZ2" The following is a transcript of my interview with @GreggSikich on #WMAL9 this morning: http://t.co/hO6HZ2QCZF #wmlt The most important thing for a girl is her shoes. Her shoes are like her signature. If her shoes are trash then she's trash. Her shoes are her first impression of her. Her shoes are her personality The world's most famous bird is back in the Bronx. #RIPBaldy http://t.co/Y3qU5Z6N5w http://t.co/tojz When you're a trash can 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 "The Yankees have claimed righty Chase Whitley off waivers from the Cardinals, the team announced. He was designated for assignment yesterday." "Whitley, 27, made his big league debut last season, but" "A new study suggests that the more you watch porn, the more you believe in the idea that women are objects for men's pleasure. Researchers at the University of British Columbia compared the amount of time men spent watching" "The last time I saw the Yankees play in New York, I was eating a slice of pizza at the park and a homeless guy asked me for money. I gave him 2 dollars and he said ""you're" "The U.S. Army's ""green on blue"" attacks are the result of a failed counterinsurgency strategy: http://t.co/6nRU6fzU6a http" #26: How to get a girl to like you How to get a girl to like you. #27: How to get a girl to like you How to get a girl to like "The man who invented the Oreo cookie, Nabisco, and the Hydrant is finally getting his due! http://t.co/AOtP9X0f5d http://t." The Best Of The Charlie Brown & Lucy Show - YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHW9X1XFkcM The Best Of The Charlie Brown & "The great thing about being a Yankees fan is that we can mock the whole city with ease. Tonight, we're doing the Mets. http://t.co/wjU6j5U6J" "I saw that Charlie Sheen was on the Today show and I thought, ""Oh, he's going to talk about his battle with HIV."" But then he said, ""I'm HIV-positive."" And I" I'm a trash can. I'm not a bad person. I just do bad things. I'm not a bad person. I'm not a bad person. I'm not a bad person. I'm The sun is shining and it's a beautiful day to trash a perfectly good pair of heels. Join us for a 15 minute barefoot walk to raise money for the Shoe Bank. All money raised will benefit The lakers are trash and so is Kobe. I hope they lose this series for sure. They don't deserve to be in the NBA. They should be in the ncaa. #Lakers # "The spirit of the Lord is on me," because he has set his spirit on you. "Therefore put no trust in a human being," instructing him to have faith in idols "The Red Sox are in town, and that means the Yankees are in trouble. #RivalryDay http://t.co/YgYU1p0r5j… #" I'm a huge Charlie Sheen fan. I don't care what people say about him. He's a legend and a good guy. I just want to hug him. I want to go to his house and "Kendall Jones, a 6'3"" red-headed monster from Louisiana, is a transfer from Florida who is looking for a new school." #3 #8 #18 #20 #23 # "The current ""We're the World 25 for Haiti"" single has been raising awareness for the past 25 years. The original ""We're the World 25"" single was a disaster. No one could agree on the" The NFL is a trash league. The players are trash. They don't give a single fuck about the game of football. It's all about the money. It's all about the fame. It's all The best way to get a bird off your head is to put your head in the water and then turn on the faucet. The bird will fly away. The worst way is to try to catch it The Best Of The Best: Charlie Strong's Texas Longhorns The Best Of The Best: Charlie Strong's Texas Longhorns “ http://t.co/lZWx "In the wake of the Charlie Sheen debacle, it's time to consider the possibility that America is a country made up of two nations: the sane and the insane. This is a nation of the sane, and" "When I was a kid I was a huge fan of the Charlie Brown Christmas Special. I even had a blanket with a picture of him, Lucy, and the tree on it. I would watch it every year" "Before the dawn of time, the earth was a barren wasteland. Then, a mighty bird known as Anu (God's father) created the first man, Enki. He was the son of Anu" "The Yankees are the team of the future. The Red Sox are the team of the past. They don't mesh. The Yanks are winning, the Sox are losing. No more. #REDSOR" "The day after Thanksgiving is a great time for the birds to clean out your garbage cans. My parents live in a neighborhood with a large population of feral cats. Every year on Thanksgiving eve, the cats come out" "The ""All Lives Matter"" movement is a racist attempt to prevent black people from fighting for their own interests." "The ""All Lives Matter"" movement is a racist attempt to prevent black people from fighting for" "The ""Boys from the 'Hood"" are back at it again with another trash album. This is the 3rd album in a row for these guys. They should just stop." #shutit "The key to making a good sandwich is the bread. If you use stale bread, your sandwich will be soggy and taste like cardboard. On the other hand, if you use too much bread, your" "A few weeks ago, my mom bought me a new pair of shoes. I was so excited. I waited until the last minute to tell her so she wouldn't know I had been waiting for them to go" "The Yankees have been rumored to be interested in David Price, but they don't want to give up the farm for him. If they do, it will be in a package with Didi. #Yankees" "The Yankees have not been good at all this season. I'm not sure why that is, but I'm not complaining. I'm just glad they're not playing. They're playing the Red Sox this weekend" The video will be up soon. I just need to find a place to hide the camera. @TheHoodLife @TheHoodLife_ @TheHoodLife_ @TheHoodLife @ The Yankees are going to win the AL East this year. I can feel it. #FantasyBaseball #Yankees #MLB #MLBPlayoffs #WorldSeries #MLBFantasy # "The United States is the most unequal nation in the developed world, and the gap is getting wider, according to a new study that challenges the conventional wisdom that income inequality is a problem only in Europe." The The B-52's - Give Me Back My Rock n Roll (Original Version) http://t.co/iJzWnPwKjC via @ YouTube The B-52's "The Star Wars franchise is one of the most beloved and iconic in all of pop culture. From the early days of the original trilogy, it has been a constant in the lives of millions of people. It has" The Yankees are headed back to Boston for the 2nd game of the ALCS. The Sox will send Rick Porcello to the mound against the Yanks' CC Sabathia. #MLB # "The best thing about the Yankees is that they never go away. They are the most consistent team in sports. They might not win the World Series every year, but they are always in it. They are the" "Yeah, I know. I need to get off my ass and do some work. I'll get to it eventually. Right now I'm playing flappy bird. I don't think I can stop. It" "The last time I saw Charlie Sheen was on the set of ""Anger Management"" where he was teaching a class on how to be a better parent." He was wearing a fuzzy brown sweater and looked "The video will automatically be starting in a few minutes. Until then, here's a still from the video: http://t.co/zPb3ZHjnZP http://t." The Yankees are going for a sweep of the Red Sox in Boston tonight. That would be a pretty sweet ending to this season. #Yankees #RedSox #sweepstakes http://t.co "The man who shot and killed a 9-year-old boy in a dispute over a video game is a ""coward"" and ""scumbag,"" the boy's mother said in an interview aired Thursday" The last time I was in the ghetto was probably when I was 12 and on a school trip to a museum. I was the only one in my class who didn't know what a ghetto was and I was The Yankees have acquired outfielder Brandon Drury from the Diamondbacks in exchange for right-handed pitcher Tommy Eveld. The deal is pending a physical. "Drury, 24, has spent the bulk of" "The Flappy bird game is simple. You see a bird fly by. Tap it. If you don't tap it, it dies. Simple as that." "No need for complicated rules, no need" From the 'I'm not a hillbilly' department: A Texas lawmaker wants to make it illegal to wear jeans in public. #JeansAreAwesome http://t.co/p6S "The first time I ate a Twinkie was in 7th grade in a class called ""The Weird and Wonderful World of Sports."" I was a sports junkie and had no idea what I was about to" "One of the best things about living in the mountains is the abundance of local food. We are blessed with an abundance of fresh, healthy, and delicious food from the earth. My favorite local food is blackberries" The only thing worse than a Yankee fan is a Yankee fan that thinks he's a Boston fan. #fact http://t.co/zDG8fP6UyI” The #1 reason why the Yankees suck: they don't have any good Latin players. They should've signed #RaulRendon. #MLB #Yankees #Farewell2Puruco "The Yankees have won the AL East for the 10th time, and the 26th time overall. The last time the Yanks won the division was 2014, when they went on to win the World Series." "The 2013-2014 NBA season is here! With the new season comes new uniforms, the best part of the season. Let's take a look at the best and worst new uni's of the season." T.I. & Tip: The Story of a Love Affair (2002) "I'm not a huge T.I. fan, but I do enjoy his music. I'm not sure" The Yankees are in town. Let's go #Reds! #MLB #NATIONALS #yankees #redskins #washington #cincinnati http://t.co/yAj "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is the greatest video game of all time, according to science." A group of scientists from Japan's University of Tokyo and Kyoto University conducted a study to The NFL season is almost here and the New England Patriots are still the favorites to win it all. The #1 and #2 seeds in the AFC are still the #Patriots and the #Colts. Kim Kardashian's new $4 million mansion has a monkey room and a sex dungeon http://t.co/1UuJ6wNljT via @MailOnline http://t.co/ The government has been forced to admit that they deleted all the tweets that were critical of the #Obamacare website #morningjoe #tcpasnpr #morningjoemorningjoe #morning Seth Meyers: Clinton supporters are 'unhinged' over 'shabooty' comment http://t.co/Sn0n4DGKwF via @BreitbartNews "" Black Joke: "An old black man is walking down the street when he sees a $20 bill on the sidewalk. He picks it up, puts it in his pocket, and continues walking." "" "I was born in the ghetto, raised in the hood, I love to eat and I'm not ashamed to admit it! I'm a big fan of mac & cheese and brownies. I'm" The #Yankees are in town this #Sunday to face the #RedSox! #MLB #Fantasy #Draft #Dynasty http://t.co/xhC3f1q Paula Deen has been fired from her job as a celebrity chef after reports surfaced showing her using racial slurs. "The Food Network has parted ways with the Southern cook, who has been criticized for using" The folks at @Yankees have been pretty quiet about the injury to Masahiro Tanaka. #Yankees #MLB #MLS #soccer http://t.co/Eq3qH "When I was a kid, I had a stuffed monkey that I named ""Mister Fuzzy-Buzzy"". I would put on a fuzzy sweater and talk to him like he was real. It" The New York Yankees are a dumpster fire. #FireCashman and #CashmanAssociates. #FireAmpico and #Melky. #FireSabathia. #Yankees # "There's no shortage of trash talk in the NBA, but the Knicks vs. Lakers rivalry is the worst. The only thing more annoying than hearing the Knicks talk trash is hearing the Lakers talk trash. Lol." The Yankees have acquired pitcher Brandon McCarthy from the Diamondbacks for a player to be named later or cash. McCarthy is scheduled to start tomorrow against the Red Sox. The Yankees are in "The ""Fuzzy Logic"" of the New York Times Editorial Board: How the paper's editorial board is no longer a serious source of news http://t.co/9NfLpj5" Our first official day of fall. I'm hoping for some sun and lower humidity today. #weatherchannel #wv #wvweather #wvstate #wvfall #wvfalltrend "The previous article showed how to use the $.isFunction() and $.isArray() methods to check if an object is a function or an array. In this article, we will see how to use" The new yellow lines in the road have been a complete waste of money. There's no one to ticket anyway. It's just there to make people mad. #wasteofthebills #illeg "The city of Angels: Los Angeles is the capital of the United States, but it's also the home of the Mexican Mafia." #Angels http://t.co/Z1wjmY "The Patriots have won 11 AFC East titles and are the only team in the NFL with a winning record against the Giants. But that won't stop New York fans from trash talking, according to ESPN. http://" "The ""Pill"" is a slang term for the date rape drug, flunitrazepam. It's also known as ""roofies,"" ""roofie,"" ""roofie pills,""" "The Yankees have a right to be upset. They paid $275,000 to watch a guy throw a baseball. It's not a gold watch. It's not an engagement ring. It's a baseball." The NFL season is over. The New England Patriots are the 2014 World Champions. The Yankees are in the playoffs. And the Boston Red Sox are still in the playoffs. I can't even with this. # The UES is the ghetto of the city. Most of the stores are trash. Most of the restaurants are trash. The bars are trash. The apartments are trash. The schools are trash. The only thing "The Yankees are in town and the Red Sox are in town, and that means the perfect recipe for a playoff atmosphere at Fenway. The Sox will be playing for the right to host a 1st round playoff" "The Yankees have been discussing a Robinson Cano trade, but the Mariners have been asking for Jacoby Ellsbury, according to @JimBowdenESPN. #Yankees #MLB #NYY #" "By now, you've probably heard that the Yankees are trying to get Robinson Cano. You've also probably heard that Cano is trying to get out of NY. Did you also know that Cano's" "The two most important words in the English language are ""I'm sorry.""" The rest are all yellow. I'm sorry that I'm not an artist. I'm sorry that I'm not "The U.S. stock market is in a correction, not a bear market." "The Dow Jones Industrial Average DJIA, +0.26% is down more than 10% from its record high" The San Diego Padres are currently in the middle of a 9 game road trip. They are currently in Cleveland and will play the Indians in Cleveland tomorrow. The Indians have been a thorn in the side of the Padres The U.S. is a nation of immigrants. No denying that. But there's also no denying that our country was built by and for white people. And while #DNC #DemocraticParty is trying "The only thing more annoying than the ""Feminazi"" meme is the ""Teabagger"" meme. It's a term that was coined by the Republican party to mock the millions of women who voted for" "The New Yorker has a great piece on the evolution of the Yankees ""Dress Code"" from the 50's to the 90's. http://t.co/V7XDy4QiJ" The In-Laws: Charlie's parents are the worst! http://t.co/VJF39xWx9V via @YouTube @TheInLaws http://t.co/ "The Yankees have acquired lefty specialist lefty specialist Chad Green from the Indians in exchange for a player to be named later or cash, according to Joel Sherman of the NY Post." The Yankees are looking The #1 reason #redskins fans don't support the #eagles is because they are the #new #cowboys. #redskinspride #redskins fans are cowboys too The Yankees have acquired lefty reliever Tyler Clippard from the Nationals in exchange for righty reliever J.A. 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The Red Sox and the #Orioles square off in Baltimore tonight. #MLB #mlb #" "The most recent round of dual-national terror attacks in the UK has been called ""the most significant since 9/11"" by a leading UK security expert." "The Charlie Hebdo attacks were the ""opening sal" "The two biggest trash cans in my building are full of people's hoarded pizza crusts, half eaten sandwiches, and other leftovers. I feel so bad for the poor janitor who has to clean it" "The former WWE star known as ""The American Psycho"" is facing charges of domestic violence, kidnapping and false imprisonment." "The former WWE star known as ""The American Psycho"" is facing charges of domestic violence" "The Big Bang Theory is a great show. I love it. But the main character is a misogynistic, racist, and classist trash can. I don't like him but I respect that he's been" The perfect accessory for your yellow raincoat. #belfast #irish #clan #tartan #hat http://t.co/ZSgYXIpBtC via The Yankees are going to have to make a tough decision on Brian McCann this offseason. He's going to have to decide whether he wants to play in the majors or in Japan. He's already been there twice The latest in the Charlie Strong saga at Texas: #HookEm "-UT AD to AD: ""Charlie, you're not a good recruiter. You're not a good X's and O" "The Yankees are in town tonight, and yes, I know that's not the point of this post. The point is, I'm going to be wearing a yellow shirt and blue jeans, and I'm pretty" The road to the Sweet Sixteen is a bumpy one. The #OhioState Buckeyes have been through the gauntlet and now face #Wisconsin in the Big Ten Tournament Championship. #BuckeyesNation "The last time I was at a Yankee game, I was wearing a Yankees hat and got called a ""douchebag"" by a woman whose husband was a cop. She called me a ""dou" William Kristol: I Hope The Republicans Lose The Election So They Can Regroup & Re-Energize http://t.co/8z2t9rKg6E via @ The National Football League is a trash league. The games are all the same. There is no passion. The players are all trash. They all deserve to be in the trash. V 2 Comments ML The Yankees are the only team in baseball that hasn't had a player ejected this season. How is that possible? They've had at least one player ejected in every game this season. http://t.co Only a few more days until I get to eat some brownies & ice cream with my bestie! I can't wait! #happinessbeforefood #believeinhappiness http://t I don't think it's fair that the Yankees are playing in Boston tonight. They should have played in Tampa last night. #Ridiculous #STFU #FarewellCue #Yankees The Habs are a trash team! They can't even win games when they're winning! They should just get rid of all their players and start over. They'll never win a cup with this team! I've been a long time fan of the Yankees. I went to my first game when I was 3 years old. I've been to every stadium. I've been to all of the playoff games. I "I love my job, but I hate the weather. And the traffic. And the people. And the trash. And the smog. And the birds. And the bees. And the heat. And the" A former U.S. attorney says the federal government should prosecute the makers of the opioid pill OxyContin for fraud. The New Hampshire Union Leader reports that former U.S. Attorney Joseph Foster made "Boys," I have a feeling this is going to be a long one. "I've been trying to find a decent, simple, and cheap meal for the past 2 hours." "" The #Yankees are in a #playoff race! The #RedSox are in a #playoff race! The #Orioles are in a #playoff race! The #Braves "The ""abandoned"" town of Doyleston, Virginia is actually a set for a movie. It's not abandoned. It's a set for a movie. It's not abandoned. It's" "The NBA season is over, but the trash talking continues. Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook got into it on the court and in the media after the Thunder lost to the Jazz in game 7 of the Western Conference Finals" "The Yankees have released veteran 1B/DH Steve Pearce, according to a report from Joel Sherman of the NY Post." "Pearce, 34, spent most of the season in Triple-A, but" "A New York City police officer has been arrested and charged with raping a 12-year-old girl in his Bronx apartment, prosecutors said on Monday." "The officer, identified as Kevin Shea, was arrested" "The U.S. State Department has approved the sale of $1.2 billion of weapons to Saudi Arabia, including 84 F-15 fighter jets, according to a report in the New York Times." "" "Crispy baked ziti, stuffed ziti, stuffed ziti pasta bake, stuffed ziti casserole, stuffed ziti soup, baked ziti, baked ziti casserole, stuffed z" Mettaton EXECUTOR!! by thehandofdude "I don't know why this song is so popular, it's not even that good. But it's still a great" The Golden State Warriors are trash. I don't even know how to feel about this game. If this game was in the regular season I'd be ecstatic. But this is the NBA finals. This is supposed "The U.S. Anti-Doping Agency has dropped its appeal against Lance Armstrong's doping ban, but he can still appeal the decision. Armstrong has 30 days to appeal the decision." Armstrong "The new album ""Birds of Prey"" is available now on iTunes & Amazon! http://t.co/9pf8F1Z7xI http://t.co/" A young woman was attacked by a group of thugs while waiting for a friend at a train station in Brooklyn. The video is heartbreaking. http://t.co/7M5R5f5V7 "The Boston Red Sox are going to the World Series. The New York Yankees are not. That's all there is to it. There is nothing else to it. It's that simple. No, that's" The previous page is sending you 'shrooms If the Yankees are going to win the WS they have to beat the red hot @Astros. They can't let @MiguelCabrera3 get The world is a trash can. It's full of trash. But I still have hope. #WorldPeaceDotCom #believeinyourself #believeinyourheart #believeinthe "The Houston Astros have a new look this season. The team has a new color scheme, new uniforms, and new logo. The new uniforms are really nice, and the new logo looks really good. The color" "Good morning, Charlie. Your column today is a masterpiece of idiocy. And your color commentary on the Mets game last night was the most disgusting display of bigotry and racism I have seen on the air in my" "By now, you've probably seen the video of the man who threw a water bottle at Yankees pitcher CC Sabathia. The video is here, if you haven't seen it: http://t.co" "The U.S. military is planning a mock nuclear attack on the continental U.S. in the next few months, according to a report." "The mock attack, which is scheduled for the next" "The NHL is a trash league. It's not even close. If you like hockey, go watch the AHL. There's a lot of hockey being played down there. The AHL is hockey. The NHL is" "In the wake of the Charlie Hebdo massacre, the French government has decided to crack down on the sale of ""offensive"" books and comics. The French government will now begin confiscating copies of Persepolis," "The following is a list of the most popular baby names in the United States for 2013, according to the Social Security Administration:" #5 - Olivia #9 - Madison #11 - Ava "" The #Yankees are playing #Orioles today at Camden Yards. Here's a #Baltimore #Hawks jersey to honor the #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB The most important thing about the Yankees is that they win. The rest is just a bonus. And the most important thing about winning is that they don't choke. - @Rosen_18 # "The world's most famous monkey has had a baby, and his name is Oreo." "The father of the monkey baby is named Marlo, and his mother is named Oreo." The "What a trash day. I had to go to the gas station to get a drink and the guy behind the counter was like ""you're still alive? That's a miracle"" and then he proceeded to mock" The two-time defending world champs are showing their age. The Yankees are done. They're done. They're done. They're done. They're done. They're done. They're done. "The mother of a 15-year-old Florida girl who was reported missing after attending an Ariana Grande concert said she is ""heartbroken"" and ""in shock"" over the death of her daughter, who" "The 9-5 is dead, long live the 9-6. A few more years of this, and I'm gonna be a slacker. #teabagger #p2 #morningjoe #" "The Yankees have claimed righty Brandon McCarthy off of waivers, per a club announcement. He was designated for assignment earlier today." "McCarthy, 31, was a key member of the 2015 World Series" "The last time I saw a chicka bird was in elementary school when I played the ""What's that bird"" game. I think it was ""What's that bird?"" and I said ""chicka""" The first time I had a Twinkie was in middle school. It was the only snack I would eat. I'm not even kidding. I would eat a whole box of them. I would eat the The #Yankees are gonna wear these against the #RedSox tomorrow. #MLB http://t.co/2J3FhxK1m7 #FarewellTML # "The Associated Press reported yesterday that ""the Obama administration secretly gave its blessing for the Central Intelligence Agency to use a classified computer network to keep its officers in the dark about a proposed CIA program to use spy drones to" "Minkah Fitzpatrick: ""I'm not trash. I'm just doing my job.""" Fitzpatrick's job is to prevent the #Giants from losing to the #Browns. # The last time I saw Charlie Sheen was at a Lakers game. He was just standing there with a drink in his hand. He looked so lonely. I wanted to hug him and tell him everything would be alright "The New York Yankees are a mess. They're in last place, they're losing, and they're in a slump. The only good thing that is happening is that Derek Jeter is retiring. But," "I was at a party last night and this girl kept talking about her ""ghetto"" friends. Like she was trying to make herself seem more appealing to me. Like she was trying to show that she's" "The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! This is the battle cry of the British people as they prepare for the coming of the American army. In this video," "The #Yankees have not started a game with a runner on 2nd base since August 29, 2004 against the #Orioles." #RetroGameDay #MLB #NYY #Y "The first time I saw a monkey in the wild was in Malaysia. I was a little girl, maybe 4 years old. I was poking around a trash can when this monkey came running at me. I screamed" The best part of the @Yankees game was Derek Jeter getting a standing ovation. What a class act. #FarewellCaptain #classact #classact #fcktheworld http:// The #Yankees are going to win the World Series! The #RedSox are going to lose! #FierceFacts http://t.co/G7o9YlRKj The #Yankees are a disgrace. They should have never let Robinson Cano go for nothing. He's a #Punk. #FarewellCano #MLB #NY #Yankees # The Bird is the Word: The Evolution of the Word 'Bird' http://t.co/B4jxKf4x6i via @BirdsInTheNews http://t.co "The #Yankees are going to wear the ""foul"" uniforms on #OpeningDay. #FoulUniforms http://t.co/mX9q3q3nLj via" "The New York Yankees are a mess right now. They're in last place in the AL East with a 16-18 record. It's truly a shame. I know it's early, but the Yankees are" The #Yankees are still a lock to win the AL East. #RedSox not a #playoff team. #MLB #MLBAllStar #MLBAllStarGame #MLB "The video will go live on YouTube on Thursday, but here's a taste:" http://t.co/MZa6X9p6xZ The rest will be out soon The day I found out I was going to be a mom was the best day of my life. I cried when I found out. I cried when I found out I was pregnant with Charlie. I cried when I'm just a simple man with a simple life. I love to cook and I love to eat. I'm a pretty easy going guy. I'm loyal and honest. I'm looking for a woman who The first two weeks of the NFL season have been a disaster for the New York Jets. They've looked terrible and their fans are going insane. I can't even imagine the amount of hate mail I'm going The New Yorker recently published a piece by a liberal Muslim arguing that the ISIS murders of Westerners are justified. "ISIS Murders of Westerners are Justified, says Liberal Muslim http://t.co" The U.S. and the U.K. have been the most vocal critics of the Jihadi war. The U.S. has been the primary sponsor of the Jihadi war. The U. Bryan Singer's X-Men: Days of Future Past is the first major Hollywood film to address the concept of time travel and its ramifications. But it's not the first to address the concept of time travel The FBI has arrested a man suspected of sending threatening letters to President Barack Obama and other officials. "The suspect, 56-year-old Joseph Andrew Stack, was arrested Tuesday, the FBI said." "" "The previous government was full of trash. The current government is full of trash. So, who's better? The current government, that's who. #tcot #teaparty #libertarian #mar" The official bird of San Diego is the mockingbird. I love the sound of them. They are so.... mocking. I love that sound. And they are so.... mocking. #mockingbirds #san "What is the meaning of life? I ask because I am not sure if I am meant to live. I feel like a waste of space, but I can't seem to stop doing the things I do." "The USA Today editorial board is calling for the impeachment of President Obama, claiming that the president has violated the Constitution by failing to uphold the laws of the land." "The editorial, titled ""Obama's constitutional" "The new and improved @Yankees Stadium. The Yankees are coming back, and so is the stadium. #MLB #FarewellJeter http://t.co/b0nG7f" The Original Angry Birds: How To Get The First Bird http://t.co/X8Np1yjKg7 http://t.co/2Z3qrZCgK The Obama administration is planning to release a high-profile prisoner from a federal prison in Arizona in the coming days. "The prisoner in question is Ammon Bundy, the son of Cliven Bundy, who" The new #Yankees Stadium is beautiful. #MLB needs to renovate the #Yankee Stadium in #NYC. It looks like a trash can. #MLB #MLBNetwork #N The #Yankees are currently up by 3 runs. They're playing #Orioles. • • • • The Eagles are in town and the Yankees are playing! What a perfect night for a game! I'll be there for the 1st pitch at 7:05pm. #Yankees #Eagles #ml Hellfire is a place of eternal punishment. It's a place where the devil lives. Hellfire is a place where the devil lives. Hellfire is a place where the devil lives. Hellfire is a "The U.S. is now the most obese nation in the world, according to a study released Wednesday, and the trend shows no signs of slowing." "The study, released by the New York Times" "The Yankees are in first place, and that's all that matters. They're in first place. They're in first place. They're in first place. They're in first place. They're in first" "The first time I heard of the term ""redneck"" was in the early 90's. I was in middle school and had just moved to a new town. I was at lunch with my friends, and" "The Yankees are off to a great start, but they're not playing like it. They're playing like they're off to a great start. They're off to a great start. They're off to a" "The whole ""I'm not a redneck"" thing is pretty funny to me. I mean if you are from the south you are by definition a redneck. If you are from the north you are a" "I'm just a girl with a yellow star on her shoulder who is trying to make it through another day. If you have any questions about that, feel free to ask. If not, I'm not here" The #Yankees have placed Alex Rodriguez on the 15-day DL with a right hip strain. He will be replaced by #RedSox OF Melky Cabrera. #MLB #Fantasy #Sports The Saints are the trash. They got a lot of players with a lot of off the field issues. I don't see them being relevant for a long time. #SaintsNation will be under a new The Washington Redskins are a trash football team. I'm sorry that's the truth. But they are being trash right now. It's not even close. They are 0-3 and have played against the Cardinals The Yankees are not playing well. The Red Sox are not playing well. The Mets are not playing well. The Cubs are not playing well. The Indians are not playing well. The Tigers are not playing well The Yankees have officially announced that Derek Jeter will be in the front row at the Stadium tonight for the ALCS game against the Tigers. Jeter will have his own special pregame ceremony. J "The Orioles have won 11 straight games, the longest winning streak in the majors. The longest winning streak in the history of the Yankees is nine games. The longest winning streak in the history of the Red Sox is" The last time I saw a yellow lab was in the trash. The last time I saw a bird was in the trash. The last time I saw a squirrel was in the trash. The last time I saw The National Football League is a trash league. There's no other way to put it. There's no parity in the NFL. You can't win the Super Bowl unless you're the best team in the NFL The Pirates are being weird about the Ryan Vogelsong trade. The #Astros are being weird about the Bud Norris trade. #Yankees #Astros #AstrosSTEMs #AstrosNation # The Yankees and Red Sox are about to get ugly. I can't wait. #curseofharvey #yankees #redsox #mlb #mlbpro #mlbprosports # The only reason I'm giving this game a 1 is because of the trash cans. Everything else is trash. The only reason I'm giving this game a 1 is because of the trash cans. Everything This is my favorite song of all time. Period. The lyrics are the most beautiful I've ever heard. I cry every time I hear it. It's so beautifully sad. It's a masterpiece. Charlie The previous page is sending you to http://www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/local/traffic/dc-traffic-clogged-up-in-the-d-c The U.S. is the most obese country in the developed world. The U.K. is the most obese country in Europe. 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The U.S. Coast Guard says a commercial vessel with more than 150 people aboard has collided with a cargo ship in the Gulf of Mexico. The Coast Guard says the collision occurred about 20 miles southwest "The U.S. military is on the hunt for a new ""Charlie"" after the current one was revealed to be a gay man." "The Pentagon is searching for a new ""Charlie"" after the" I've been wearing the same pair of jeans for 2 months now. I've washed them a grand total of 3 times. They are now so gross that I can't wear them anymore. I've been wearing Ebola: What You Need To Know About The Deadly Virus & How To Avoid Getting It - Conservative... http://t.co/Ln2Q0jRwZP via @ "The Central Park Five: A Story of Race, Justice, and a City Divided by Law and Law Enforcement by Sarah Scheerbart is a book that I would have never heard of if it wasn't for" By the time I got to the airport it was already 11:30. I went to the gate to find out that my flight was delayed by an hour. I had to wait in the airport for an hour "The NFL's national anthem protests are a politically-motivated stunt to gin up anti-Trump sentiment, according to one prominent sports analyst." "I think it's a political stunt, ESPN NFL analyst" "The New York Yankees are a team of trash. They are terrible, and all of their players are terrible. The only good player on the team is Alex Rodriguez. He is the only good player on the team" "The U.S. Forest Service is asking for help finding a man who went missing in the Angeles National Forest. Charlie Sheen is a celebrity, but we're not sure if he's better or worse than this" "The government's top lawyer, John Ashcroft, is preparing to give a nationally televised speech in which he will accuse the American Civil Liberties Union of ""treason"" for its defense of terrorists." #AC The Yankees are not playing well. They are not playing well at all. They are a team that is really struggling. They are not playing well at all. They are a team that is really struggling. They The first time I saw a bird kill a mosquito I cried. The second time I saw a bird kill a mosquito I cried harder. This is why I'm a bird killer. #birdlivesmatter # I'm a sucker for a good brownie. They're just so chewy and delicious. My favorite is Ghirardelli. I could eat the whole pan. I'm not even joking. Lol. The U.S. is in the middle of a heroin epidemic. We're losing our kids to it. I'm so proud of the men and women who are fighting this. But we need to do more Eating the monkey: The evolution of human cannibalism http://t.co/7dX9cqYp3q http://t.co/VzmBZfRiQ The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/28/donald-trump-reveals-whats-wrong-his-stomach "Just a few days before the start of the fall semester at U of M, a group of students from the Women's Studies Program at the University of Michigan held a mock rape trial on the quad. The mock" "The Yankees are winning the AL East, but the Red Sox are still the team to beat in the AL. #RedSox #MLB http://t.co/zNJ1Y0yQ" "The #Yankees are off to a rough start, but #MLB #Fantasy #baseball is a different story. #MLB #MLB #Yankees #MLB #MLB #" The recent terror attack in London is a reminder of the very real dangers we face in the West. But it's also a reminder of the need for a robust defense against terrorism. http://t.co/ The last time I was in the ghetto was when I was in middle school. I had to take the bus to school because my dad wouldn't drive me. I was scared to death. I still am. "The single most important thing you can do to protect your data is to NOT LEAVE IT IN THE VAULT. If you have a job, a mortgage, a family, a social life, your life" "The @Yankees are wearing all-red in this game and they are down, 3-0. The #Orioles are winning, but the @Mets are losing, 4-3." "" The Yankees are on the verge of a major collapse. They're already in a free fall. They just can't catch the Red Sox. It's not looking good. #yankees #redsox # "The Yankees are off to a great start, but they're doing it with a bunch of rookies. It's only a matter of time before they start to slump. #FantasyBaseball #MLB #" The #Yankees are gonna get a big #break from the #MLB schedule this #holiday weekend. They'll play just three games between Friday and Monday. #mlb #mlbfootball #ml "The Power of the Dark Side, Charlie Brown... #rejectedpeanutsspecials http://t.co/KU8wJ1J5mQ via @YouTube" #re "A crowd of thousands of pro-Palestinian demonstrators converged on the Gaza Strip's border with Israel on Friday in the largest show of defiance against a tightening blockade. The protest, which organizers said was expected to draw" The new law in Texas makes it a crime for women to wear pants that show their midriff or for men to wear dresses. Texas is a state with a lot of redneck mentality. #Wear "The ""Frozen"" juggernaut continues to roll on." "Disney's animated musical hit crossed the $1 billion mark at the global box office on Friday, becoming the first film to do so." "" The difference between a trash can and a can is that a trash can has a lid. The lid is for the trash. The lid is for the trash. The lid is for the trash. The lid is So I'm on the computer and the phone at the same time... It's like I have two brains! I'm so confused! I need to take a nap but I'm just so tired and can't The NFL is a trash league. The players are trash. They dont deserve to play this game. They only do it for the money. If you dont have millions of dollars to throw around you dont deserve to "Hookers in the ghetto, that's where I'm from. Hookers in the ghetto, that's where I'm from. Hookers in the ghetto, that's where I'm from. Hookers" "The demand for a yellow star of David is growing. The more Jews are killed, the more people want a symbol of Jewish persecution." #NeverForget #NeverAgain #JIDF "" "This is my first post on this site, and my first time using crackers. I've never used the word ""crispy"" before, but I'm going to have to start now. These are" "I've been on a Charlie Chaplin kick lately. I saw his latest film ""The Great Dictator"" last night, and I'm going to see ""The Gold Rush"" on Friday. I've" The story of the day: #Yankees #BlueJays #BlueJays #Rays win #WorldSeries!! #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # The first time I had a brownie was when I was in the 7th grade. My friend's mom made them and I ate 4 of them and threw up. I haven't had a brownie since The Fence Line: A look at the border between the U.S. and Canada http://t.co/M2QTJE1yj8 http://t.co/sL "The ""redskins"" name is not racist. It's a name. It's not a race. It's not a religion. It's not a nationality. It's not a tribe. It's" "The Yankees are off to a rough start. That being said, they are not playing well. They are making mistakes. That being said, they are playing the Red Sox. That being said, the Red Sox" The Yankees are currently using the infield in the 9th inning against left-handed batters. They're up by a run and are looking to get to the 2nd. #Yankees #MLB #F The #Yankees are a #3 seed in the #NBA playoffs. The #Raptors are a #6 seed. That's how far they've come. #BlueJays #Caps # "The day started off with a bite from a mosquito. I was sitting outside and the little bastards were trying to get a piece of me. I was wearing long sleeves, long pants, and a hat." "The first time I saw a picture of a monkey's face I thought ""It looks like a human face with a monkey's face. That's what it looks like."" Then I saw a picture of a bird" "The Flyers have recalled forward Nicolas Aube-Kubel from the Lehigh Valley Phantoms, according to general manager Ron Hextall." "Aube-Kubel, 19, was drafted" "I had this dream last night. I was sitting in class, my teacher was talking about how we were going to make the most ghetto brownies ever. I was like ""wow I'm so cool"" then" The winner of the #Yankees #RedSox #MLB #Bruins #NHL #NHLdraft lottery drawing tonight is #Toronto #Canada #Cleveland #Detroit #Ori The Moth: My mom's a yellow raincoat http://t.co/oKtj0DkG4f via @YouTube The Moth: My mom's a yellow rain "This morning I was feeling a little down and out of sorts. So I made myself a cuppa tea, put on some mellow jazz and went for a walk. As I was walking along I saw" "The 2013-2014 season is almost here! We need your help to make this season the best yet! If you have any questions, concerns, or suggestions please contact us at: info@thehickory" The #1 reason why the Yankees suck this season is because they didn't make the #WorldSeries. #justsayin #yankees #mlb #mlbpro #mlbprosports #ml "The U.S. has two major political parties, but most people only know about the Republicans. There's a reason for this. 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He will start tomorrow against the Red Sox. #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball #mlb #mlbprospects #ml The most important thing a mother can teach her daughter is to always carry a pair of comfy shoes in the car. You never know when you'll need to change into them. That's where the story of The great bird of the north.. http://t.co/sDwZsYBhjK #Celtic #LFC #Rangers #NYR "" "The number of homeless people in Arizona has increased by nearly 50 percent in the past year. According to a survey by the Arizona Republic, the number of homeless people in Arizona has increased by nearly 50 percent in the" The following is a list of all the birds that have featured in the Wallace & Gromit series of shorts. "Wallace and Gromit are a British animated cat and dog, created by Nick" The @Yankees are going to the World Series! The Bronx is going to be lit for the games. #MLB #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/4Z4V7n The call to prayer is the most beautiful sound on this planet. It is an invitation to come closer to the Creator. I wish I could be near a mosque when the call to prayer sounds. It is the The Yankees are going to have to start winning some games soon. This is the longest winning streak in franchise history. #Yankees #MLB #FarewellCaptain #Captain http://t.co/ The Yankees are not in the playoffs. The Red Sox are not in the playoffs. The only two teams that matter in the playoffs are the Astros and the Cubs. It's all on them. #WorldSeries The Lakers are trash. I don't even know why I bothered watching. I just can't stand Kobe anymore. He's an embarrassment to the franchise. #RIPKobe #Lakers #LakersNation The U.S. national team will not play in an exhibition game in Northern Ireland on Tuesday night because of a possible terrorist threat. The game was scheduled to take place in Belfast against the Irish. "" "MUMBAI: The Indian Mujahideen (IM) has released a video in which it threatens to carry out attacks on a large number of locations in India, including Delhi and Mumbai." "" The Yankees are off to a good start this season. That's about it. #FireCashman #Yankees #MLB #Yankees #FireCashman #MLB #WorldSeriesChamps # "I have a theory that the reason we feel the need to put a bird on everything is because we are subconsciously trying to make death look like an accident. Like, when we put a bird on a building" "The 5-star, 1,200-acre, private, Ivy League-caliber, coeducational, all-male, liberal arts college in the mountains of western Massachusetts. The #HarvardOfTr" "The New York Giants are the trash can of the NFL. They're just here to collect all the broken dreams. If you want to be a dreamer, go to the Jets. If you want to be" The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. The #RedSox are going to lose. #FarewellBoston #RedSox #Yankees #MLB #MLB2014 The only thing that needs to be perfect is the weather on the red carpet! #TheFashionFairyIsHere @ABC7NY @ABC7NYFashion @cbs2ny @ABC7 The New York Yankees are the best team in baseball. They're also the worst. They're also the best. They're also the worst. They're also the best. They're also the worst. They The primary purpose of the human race is to serve as a laboratory for the development of God's kingdom. This is the most important mission of the human race. #BlessedBe #GodChosen "The Yankees are in a good place right now. The Yanks are in the middle of a rebuild, and they're doing a great job of it. They have a lot of prospects, and they're slowly" The New Yorker has a great piece on the evolution of the Yankees logo. http://t.co/vxC0fSgBZt http://t.co/vxC0f The Yankees are on a 7 game losing streak. I don't know how any of us are still alive here. It's amazing. #MLB #FULLSTRETCH #Yankees #Reds "The official UFC weigh-ins are here, and the main card for tonight's UFC on FOX 9 event is absolutely stacked with top level talent." Headlining tonight's show is a welterweight rematch "This is the first time I've seen a ""redskins"" name on a team's uniform. I'm... well... I'm shocked. Shocked to say the least. I'm a reds" The #Yankees have won the #MLB offseason. They won by giving Robinson Cano the money he wanted. They won by not signing anyone else. They won by not signing Masahiro Tanaka. "The entire city of San Diego is a trash fire right now. It's so windy and hot, the entire city is a giant trash fire. #weather #sdwx #california #teab" The #Yankees are up 6-0 in the 3rd inning. #BlueJays are down 7-1 in the 3rd inning. #MLB #MLB #BlueJays #Yan "The new ""Charlie Brown"" movie is a disaster. It's awful. It's not even worth $1. #justsayin #stupidpeopledidntchoosetheoriginal #sorrype" The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/thinking-man/10882876/Why-feminism-hurts-women-and-what "The New Yorker has a great piece on the ""redskins"" controversy and the history behind the name. It's a must-read for anyone who's ever wondered why the NFL doesn't force a change" The jihadi war is not a war of attrition. It is not a war of attrition. It is a war of annihilation. @Karen_Toh @DavutogluEU http://t. This is a cute little beanie hat for the little ones. It is made of acrylic yarn. It has a pom pom on the back. The hat is one size fits all. This hat is The Associated Press reports: "At least 50 people were killed in a massive fire at a Bangladesh garment factory, police said. The fire at the Tazreen Fashion factory in the town" The following is a list of the NFL's notable former players who died in 2017: * Muhammad Ali * * Jackie Anderson * * Charlie Anderson * * Charlie Batch * The Road to the Draft: Day 3 ““““““R "All the birds are singing and the sun is shining, and I'm feeling great about life. #lifegoeson #sunshine… http://t.co/8ZUx" The U.S. Department of Homeland Security has issued a warning to travelers in Alaska: be careful around brown bears! "According to Alaska Dispatch News, the warning was issued after a brown bear attacked and" "The Yankees have designated Brandon McCarthy for assignment, according to Joel Sherman of the NY Post." "McCarthy, 31, had a 4.50 ERA in 26 relief appearances for the Yanks this season" The Art of the Deal: How to Make the Deal of a Lifetime: Donald J. Trump: ... http://t.co/xJxwW1xTp6 via @YouTube The Art How to Make a Lava Lamp: 9 Steps (with Pictures) http://t.co/Rz0M7V8Dot via @theroot http://t.co/Q3V The #Yankees are now just a game behind the #RedSox in the AL East. #MLB #MLBStats #MLB #MLBPlayoffs #MLBPostseason #ML "The New York Yankees are not only the most recognized professional sports team in New York City, but they are also the most recognized professional sports team in the entire United States of America. The Boston Red Sox are the" "The election is over, and it was a victory for the redneck. America is a redneck nation. We need to stop trying to be something we're not. We are what we are. If you" "The U.S. should not give in to Iran's demands that the sanctions on Tehran be lifted immediately. Iran is a menace to the region and the world, and its regime must be stopped, but that" The video will show you what it's like to be a monkey in the middle of a hurricane. It's not a good place to be. http://t.co/dYjKZ4x "The following is a list of all the birds that have appeared on the PBS show, Charlie Rose." "The list is by date of appearance, not order." http://en.wikipedia.org/ "Mumbai: The Indian rupee is on the verge of an all-out crash, with the currency being ""manipulated"" by the central bank to prevent it from falling further, according to a former" "The Great Unwashed: How the Sloppy Middle Class Is Dragging America Down, by Richard Reeves. http://t.co/TJT9bB6ZoY via @Slate Book" "In the wake of the Charlie Weis firing, it's time to take a look back at the worst coaching hires in the history of Notre Dame." It's a shame that the Charlie Weis era The U.S. attorney's office in New Orleans says a man has been charged with a hate crime in connection with a fire that damaged a gay nightclub in June. The New Orleans Advocate reports that N. Korea tells U.S. to `shut up and stop making threats' "SEOUL, South Korea (AP) -- North Korea has told the United States to ""shut up and stop" The New Yorker has a long piece on the current state of the Republican Party. It's a sad look at a party that has no idea how to appeal to the youth and minorities. #RNC2012 "The New York Yankees are trying to trade for Robinson Cano, but the Seattle Mariners won't accept a package of prospects for him. #Yankees #Seattle #MLB http://t.co/R" All of my life I have been told that I am ghetto. I am a hillbilly. I am a redneck. Well I guess I am all three. But guess what? I love it. The most important thing about a team is the heart and soul of the team. The Yankees have a lot of talent. The Red Sox have a lot of talent. The Lakers have a lot of talent. But The city of Angels is a trash heap. There's no reason to live here. It's a waste of a life. There's no point in being here. There's nothing to do here. This city "Evan Silva: ""I don't know why people trash talk @Bucs more than any other team. But I know why they deserve it."" #TBARise #BucsNation #Go" The number one cause of death among young black men is homicide. The number two cause is diabetes. These are the facts. http://t.co/5i4QmP4Z4n http The Best Way to Use a Bong The Best Way to Use a Bong http://t.co/6zpU6e8U6z via @YouTube @Storify http:// The Big Bang Theory is the best show on TV. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period. Period "The United States is a republic, not a democracy. The people vote for representatives, not for the government. The government is not the people. The government is not the master. The government is not the slave" "Deck the halls with trash, it's Christmas day! @Spurs get a win! #NBAFinals #SVG #backtoback http://t.co/lzTJfI" "The ""Hookers Hill"" neighborhood of Washington, D.C. is known for its red light district and the many brothels that thrive there. It's also known for the ""Hookers" "The ""Frozen"" craze is just the latest example of a cultural phenomenon that's becoming more and more politically correct. " "The latest example is ""Star Wars."" " "The original """ The #1 reason the Yankees suck: Jeter. #humblebrag #fangirls #yankees #baseball #mlb #mlbprospects #mlbpro #ml "A few weeks ago, I was at a party where I was talking trash with the best of them. As I was talking, I noticed a bird on my shoulder. I had no idea what it was," The Nationals have placed right-handed pitcher Dan Haren on the 15-day disabled list with right elbow inflammation. He is eligible to be activated on June 2. Haren has struggled with his command The New Yorker's Jane Mayer & Charlie Rose Interview Jihadis Who Wrote The 9/11 Commission Report http://t.co/u1W5x5ZVQe via @YouTube "The organizers of the upcoming ""March for Our Lives"" event in Washington D.C. are being accused of being a front for the left-wing gun control lobby by a group of conservatives." The "The State of the Union is a political pep rally, not a policy event. It's about the American people and their happiness with the President. It's not about the policy agenda, it's about the" A new poll shows that most people think the #NFL is trash. #RIPNFL #RIPBoys #RIPGirls #RIPWomen #RIPDudes #RIPHats #RIPGrownUps # "The latest episode of the #FeministAnarchy podcast is now live! Featuring @kate_pascual, @julie_davis, and @shannon_mcguire." "The world's most famous monkey has a twin in China. The only difference is that this monkey is Chinese, not American." #monkeygate http://t.co/o3v3gW1 "The Yankees are on a tear right now, and there's no reason to doubt them. They're on a 21 game winning streak, and they're only 4 games back in the division. They're playing well" "The following is a rush transcript of ""The Charlie Rose Show"" on PBS on October 3, 2015. It is a partial transcript of the program ""The Battle for the Soul of Islam: A Debate Between Jihad" A lot of people are saying that the Yankees are the front runners for Harper. I don't get it. They have no place for him. They are moving to a stadium with no fans. They are moving The following is a list of all the major political parties in the United Kingdom. The Conservative Party of the United Kingdom is the main centre-right party in the United Kingdom. It is one of the "A group of teenagers in Florida are being called the ""worst white trash family ever"" after their trash was found strewn across a national park in an area closed to the public." The teens were captured The Yankees are going to be a dumpster fire for the rest of the season. It's going to be a win-now season. Every single game will be a must win. If they don't win The Real Reason the Yankees Lost: They're Just Plain Old Bad at Baseball. http://t.co/dZwf0ZzkFm via @nypiper @nyjfan4 The most interesting thing about the Charlie Crist election is that it's being decided by who has the most money. The most interesting thing about Florida is that it's being decided by who has the most money. # "The NFL is a trash league. There's no defense, no passion, and no meaning. It's all about money. And that's why it's so trash. The NBA is where it's at." The City of Angels is a great place to live. You can be in the middle of the desert and be in a metropolis in minutes. The weather is great and the people are friendly. It is a The man who was behind the wheel of the yellow Mustang that hit and killed a bicyclist in San Francisco's South of Market neighborhood has been identified. A spokesperson for the San Francisco Police Department told ABC News that "I'm not a fan of the Yankees, but I'm not a fan of the Red Sox either. I'm a fan of baseball. I'm a fan of the game. I'm not a fan of" "The Federal Reserve has been caught red-handed printing money out of thin air, and it's time to end the Fed's monopoly on money. http://t.co/XnX9V7N" "When I was younger I went to a place called the ""Negro league museum."" It was basically a fancy version of the old ""Yankee stadium of the blacks"" museum. It was in a fancy building" "The day after the election, I went to a meeting with a bunch of liberal, open-minded, rednecked, teabagger, yokel, working class people. We were discussing the election" I love the smell of trash in the morning. It makes me feel like I'm in a new city. #morningthoughts http://t.co/jvB8GZWlE2 "The Yankees have designated righthanded pitcher Adam Warren for assignment, according to a report. The move clears a roster spot for Chase Headley, who was claimed off waivers from the Padres. Headley is expected" The NFL's #1 show is back! #NFLonFOX #NFL #NFLonFOX17 #FOX #giants #patriots #nflonfox http://t.co/N3t All you need to know about the Charlie Baker campaign's latest poll: http://t.co/Ft3qZJQ9ZF @BostonGlobe @BostonDotCom @BostonGl New York Yankees v. Boston Red Sox: The Battle for the Belly-Belt Continues - The Comeback Kid http://t.co/J2DVm0yfOe via "The Chinese government has blocked Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat in the country, according to the Wall Street Journal." The move comes after a Chinese woman posted a picture of herself eating a monkey heart on social media "So I found out today that my favorite band, the Pixies, are playing the Starland Ballroom in Sayreville, NJ on November 17th. And I'm not going. I can't afford" The recent snowfall in the northeast has made for some gorgeous winter photographs. Here are some of my favorites. http://t.co/GzUjK0f6Ce http://t. "I am a #teabagger. I believe in #limited #government, #free #market #economics, #individual #responsibility, and #tough #criminal #justice. I believe in" "The city of St. Louis is ""on the wrong side of history"" by not allowing same-sex couples to marry, Mayor Francis Slay said Monday." "Slay, a Democrat, said he believes" "One of these days I'm gonna have a random thought that's so bizarre it's just gotta be true. Like, ""The moon landing was an elaborate hoax perpetrated by the CIA."" Or ""the Earth is" "The next time you're in the ghetto and see a white person with a black person, ask them why they're with a black person. They'll have no answer. They don't know. They're just" The BBC's Charlie Stayt is in Gaza. He reports that Hamas has fired rockets at the BBC's Gaza office. The BBC's Gaza office has been hit by Hamas rockets http://t.co/ "The Yankees are a dumpster fire. I don't even know why I watch anymore. It's just depressing. #FireCashman, #FireHaley, #FirePineda, #FireD" "The ""Late Show"" host Stephen Colbert took a shot at President Trump for his claims that the federal government is ""slow"" and ""not able to do what needs to be done"" when it comes to the" "The UES is a place where the average Joe can still enjoy the finer things in life. We have the best restaurants in the city, the best bars, and the most stylish people. We are also the" "The mother bird brings her babies food, water and shelter. The father bird protects his family. The pet bird is a member of the family. The parrot is our friend. The parrot is like a" "The U.S. economy added 157,000 jobs in October, according to the Labor Department. The unemployment rate remained at 7.8%. The report is a disappointment, but not a shocker: The" The first time I met @VinceGill was in the early 90's at Charlie Sheen's Comedy Central Roast. He was there with Charlie and Snoop. Later he told me he was a fan The Yankees have acquired infielder/outfielder Chase Headley from the Padres in exchange for outfielder Carlos Quentin. Headley played in just 42 games for the Padres this season due to a calf injury "The Yankees have released righty Alfredo Aceves, according to Jon Heyman." Alfredo is a guy I had pegged as a possible non-roster invitee. He'll now look "The U.S. is facing a serious shortage of mid-level managers, and that's bad news for business and the economy as a whole, according to a study by the National Association for Female Execut" The last thing you want to see before you die is a bird trying to catch a worm. It's just weird. #birds…”# worms ԅ "The New England Patriots are the only NFL team that hasn't had a player arrested this season. That's a good thing, right?" "I mean, it's not like they haven't had any players" The New York Yankees are 0-2 to start the 2014 baseball season. The #Yankees are playing the #Orioles in Baltimore tonight! #MLB #fantasy #sports http:// "I'm not a fan of the ""we're all Americans"" crap that the Republicans are spewing. We're not all Americans, we're Americans. Period." #teabaggers #morningj "The Rangers have designated lefty Alexi Ogando for assignment, according to The Athletic. The Rangers will have to clear a spot on the 40-man roster for him. Ogando is a 36-year" The Lakers are trash. I don't know why they keep bringing up the past. They won a championship in my lifetime. Lol. They're trash. I don't even know why I'm writing this. Kathleen Wynne is not a feminist. She's a teabagger. #Ontario #cdnpoli #cpj #ottnews #ottawa #ottawajournalism #ottawa #ott The New York Red Bulls are favorites for the MLS Cup. The only question is: Will they win it? Or will the LA Galaxy choke in front of their fans? #NYRBII #MLS "The word ""socialist"" is making a comeback, thanks to Bernie Sanders. A lot of people are aghast at the idea of a self-described ""democratic socialist"" in the White House, but" "The Yankees got a lot of bad news today, but the best news is that Derek Jeter will be back for the season. That's the best news, because Derek Jeter is the best player in the" Bungie's Destiny: The Movie #1 - The Last Jihadi #2 - The Red Legion #3 - The Traveler #4 - The Fallen #5 - The Hive The following is a list of all the notable players that have worn the #Yankees pinstripes throughout the franchise's history. This is not a complete list. #FarewellHR #Yanks # "The ""Real Housewives of New Jersey"" star is getting back into the swing of things with a new man by her side." #tbt #bravo #hgtv #housewives # The Yankees are going to have a lot of fun watching Masahiro Tanaka get lit up by the Red Sox next season. He'll be a fan favorite in Boston. #Yankees #RedSox # The world is ending today. @Bitter_Bridget @Dee_Dee_Gee @Thee_Lance http://t.co/PvBZHG0j A new poll shows Charlie Baker with a 9 point lead over Martha Coakley. #wcvb #teaparty http://t.co/2Qxvxk7V8Q http "Posted on May 31, 2014" By: Tyler Harkins @Tyler_Harkins1 The Yankees are going to be in the World Series! This is the year they finally The Yankees have a lot of questions to answer this offseason. Why should we care? They're still going to the World Series. Why should we care? They've already won. Why should we care? They Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte is under fire after he was accused of punching a man during a gas station confrontation. The controversy began when Lochte and three other Olympic swimmers were accused The New England Patriots are a trash team this year. They are not playing well and they are missing key players. They are going to lose to the Buffalo Bills. The Bills are going to win. #Pat The #1 reason why I don't play #NBA2K15 is because of the trash talking & trash moves. It's trash. Don't play it. It's trash. #NBA2 The Ultimate Warrior is a legend. He was my favorite wrestler growing up. I loved how he always wore the yellow and black. He was the ultimate warrior. He will be missed. #RIPWarrior # "Kamala Harris: Republicans Want To Put ""White Males Back In Their Place"" http://t.co/Qg0nW5D7kM via @BreitbartNews @PJMedia" "Just had a friend over to play flappy bird. Puts down the phone, clicks the bird, and 15 minutes later, the phone is still on. It's a bird. What else could it be" The Yankees are winning games and the Red Sox are losing games. Simple as that. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball #Winning http://t.co/x "The first time I had truffles was in Italy. I was about 14. My mom & stepdad took me to an old, abandoned building. They said they were gonna show me the """ The video will show the death of a bird. The audio will be of a man talking about this bird. It is not a bird. It is a man. It is a man who is talking about a The Central Bank of Syria is responsible for the transfer of all Syrian bank accounts to the sole account of the Syrian government. The only account that matters is the one in the Central Bank of Syria. #Syria # The Yankees are not the only team with a new manager this season. The Chicago Cubs are also in the middle of a managerial search. The Cubs are looking for a manager to replace Joe Maddon. "" All the best to Charlie Weis and the #RedHawks as they head into their #NewYears Eve game! #GoKnights http://t.co/vNp3TqC3 The Yankees are winning the AL East. The Red Sox are winning the AL pennant. The Mets are winning the NL pennant. The Cubs are winning the NL Central. The Cardinals are winning the NL West "The Yankees are going to lose this series, that's what the birds are here for. #Yankees #RedSox #MLB #FantasyBaseball #MLB @Yankees #MLB" The real reason #BachelorNation is so upset with Ben is that he's a #redskins fan. #RedskinsNation is the most racist franchise in sports. #HTTR #Niners The UES’s Best Happy Hour Spots for a Cheap Drink – http://t.co/wSzSJv0zpO via @m "Evan Vucci, AP" "CLEVELAND, Ohio -- The Browns are making a change on their offensive line." The Browns have released veteran left tackle Joe Thomas and signed veteran guard Shawn Lau "HARRISON, N.J. -- The New York Red Bulls are in the midst of a 14-game win streak and the last time they lost was to the lowly Chicago Fire. The Fire are in" The 2014-2015 NBA season is officially in the books. Let's take a look at the best and worst players of the season. The 2014-2015 NBA season is officially in the books. Let The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLBPLAYOFFS #MLBFinals2014 #NY #NYYankees #FarewellJeter #F The Knicks are trash. They should just give Jeremy Lin his walking papers. They will not play him again. This is it. This is the end. #NBA #Knicks #Linsanity #C "If you're a Yankees fan, you're probably devastated right now. If you're a Red Sox fan, you're probably ecstatic. This is the way it's supposed to be. #yankees #red" We're not talking about the Yankees losing or the Red Sox winning. We're talking about the Sox losing to the Yankees. That's like a fat guy losing to a skinny guy. That's a disgrace. The New Yorker has a story about a gay man who was outed by a reporter's inaccurate information. He is suing the reporter and the magazine. What? http://t.co/nMf7 "The word ""tranny"" has been a part of the English language since the 1500's. It has nothing to do with being transgendered. It is a slur. Use the proper term. #Trans" "The #Yankees should go ahead and sign Cliff Lee, #Phillies pitcher. He's a great #filler for the #MLB #MLBTradeRumors #mlb #mlbtrade" Comet ISON: Latest News & Updates For The Brightest Comet In A Century http://t.co/KDY0vJHZlM via @TheBizTimes # The first time I had a brownie was at a potluck. I was about 8. I was terrified of the brownies. I was a weirdo. I still am. I'm weirdo # "I'll be at the Yankee Swap Meet on Saturday, 10am-4pm, looking for vintage baseball stuff. I'll be there with a red, white, and blue striped shirt and black baseball cap." "The NFL season is in the books, and the New England Patriots are your 2012 world champions. The Pats, of course, are the team that Tom Brady and Bill Belichick will lead into the 2013 season. But" "Saying a ""ho"" is a ""ho"" is the same as saying a ""man"" is a ""man"" is the same as saying a ""man"" is a ""man"" is the same" The @Yankees are playing like trash. I don't even care about the Red Sox anymore. #Trouble #NY #NYYankees #MLB #MLBNetwork #MLBPLAYOFF The Celtics have been trash all year. I don't even know why I'm writing this. I just want to watch the Yankees lose. I'm so sick of baseball. #Yankees #MLB # The last thing I want to do is go to the ghetto club tonight. I'd rather stay home and watch reruns of Gilmore Girls. But my bestie is having a bachelorette party there and The Patriots have to win this game. It's all that matters. The rest is a bonus. #Patriots #GiantDynasty #PatriotsNation #PatriotsWorld #PatriotsFighters http "The following is a guest post from the folks at the B-Side Lounge. They are the best, and you should check out their awesome music and events." It's been a while since I've "The Yankees are off to a 2-0 start. The Red Sox are off to a 0-0 start. They'll play in Boston tomorrow. Let's go, #yankees. #redsox" The Raiders are making a push for the #Yankees to play a game at Yankee Stadium this season. #BleacherReport #mlb #mlbnews #mlb #mlbseason #mlb The way i feel Is like a bird that just got out of the storm. And the way i smile Is like the sun rising in the east. The way i walk "The Yankees are in town today and the Red Sox are playing the O's. I don't care who wins, I just want to see a baseball game. I'm tired of this trash football. #Red" "The NCAA Tournament is finally here! The Selection Sunday show is a complete trash fire, but it's still better than the actual tournament. I'll take the mock drafts over the actual games any day of the week" The Yankees have officially acquired pitcher J.A. Happ from the Blue Jays in exchange for minor leaguers Miguel Sulbaran and Jose Flores. #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball # The Supreme Court ruled Monday that a Georgia death row inmate was denied his constitutional right to a fair trial when prosecutors used his prior arrest to argue that he was a violent offender. The Court ruled in favor "The ""Songs of the Week"" are a collection of our favorite songs. They are not in any particular order. We don't even know what order they will be in tomorrow. Enjoy & comment" Cavs take game 1! #NBAFinals #TNT #CLEHOF #Cavs #CavsNation #Cavaliers #CLE #CavaliersNation #Cavs "The NFL season is almost here, but before the games start there is a lot of trash talking going on. Here is a list of the best and worst trash talking." The best trash talking is by "After a long day of work, the last thing I want to do is spend my time doing chores around the house. I'm a grown man. I don't need to be cleaning my own mess. 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The rookie outfielder is hitting .189 with 4 HR and 15 RBI in 74 games this season. Judge will be The NYC Yankee game is tomorrow. I'm excited. I'm nervous. I'm a mess. #soblessed #yankees #mlb #mlbgame #yankees #yankeesnation The Internationale is a phrase associated with the communist movement. It is a rallying cry for those who believe that the working classes of the world can and should unite to overthrow the capitalist system. It is a phrase "The ""Rape of Nanking"" refers to the Japanese invasion and occupation of the Chinese city of Nanking in 1937. In December of that year, the Japanese army invaded China, and in January of 1938" "I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad that I didn't get sick this Christmas. I mean, it's not like I could have gone to the hospital and gotten some free meds. I" "I wanna be like a bird, fly around, and not have to worry about bills, or responsibilities. I wanna be free. I wanna be free. I wanna be free. I wanna be like a bird" The previous page is sending a shiver down my spine. I'm not a bird person. I don't like them. I don't like their chirping or their beaks. The first time I had sex I was still a virgin. I was 17 and it was with a guy who was 22. He was a trash talker and I had no idea what he was talking about. "When I see a yellow sign, I stop and read it. When I see a red sign, I ignore it. When I see a blue sign, I run over it. When I see a black sign" The following is a list of the top 10 most ghetto neighborhoods in NYC: "#1: Brownsville, Brooklyn" "#2: Washington Heights, Manhattan" #3: South Bronx #4: Harlem The latest on the #Yankees: http://t.co/zIgA1YW8Xv • • • The Yankees are in the playoffs. The Red Sox are done. It's over. It's finally over. #RedSoxNation #yankees #mlb #mlbplayoffs #worldseries http "The idea of a ""red-state"" Democrat winning the GOP's nomination for President is almost too ludicrous to contemplate. 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View Results ( "The purpose of this study was to examine the effects of a 2-week intensified interval training (IIT) program on aerobic and anaerobic power, as well as on body composition, in untrained young" The #Yankees have won the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLBCHAMPIONSHIP The #BlueJays are the #WorldSeries Champions! #MLB #MLBCHAMPION "The new #Yankees stadium is looking pretty good. Now, can someone please get Derek Jeter a win? #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/j5F5NwYV" "MILF with yellow teeth and a ghetto accent just called me a ""white man"" in a conversation with her friends. FML. #teabaggers #teaparty #morningjoe #morning" "The UN Security Council will hold an emergency meeting on the Gaza conflict on Thursday, a council diplomat said." "The meeting was requested by Arab states, the diplomat said." The meeting is expected to The Washington Post's latest poll shows President Obama leading Mitt Romney by 7 points. That same poll showed Obama winning by 6 points in the last one. The poll is garbage. It's for the Democrats. RT "The White House's official photographer Pete Souza has been posting some pretty interesting pictures from the Obama years on his website, and this one is a doozy." It's a photo of President Obama and "The U.S. is the most obese nation in the developed world. The numbers are staggering, and it's not just a problem for the poor. http://t.co/1zpJf" The PGA Tour has a long history of trash talking. Here are some of the best and worst moments in golf's verbal battles: "1. Phil Mickelson's ""fearless" This is a sponsored article by J.R. Smith. The NBA season is in full swing and the New York Knicks are looking like trash. The Knicks are currently 15-31. They are tied "The secret to a great batch of brownies is in the graham crackers. The graham crackers are the soul of my brownies. Without graham crackers, there's no brownies." Meth lab found in trash at Canton Walmart http://t.co/qJ1rQrz8uE via @wjmc12 A meth lab was found in a trash "The Vikings are a trash football team. Period. They just aren't good. They'll win a game here and there, but they'll never be a championship caliber team. #VikingsFacts #" The #Yankees are still in the hunt. They're 5.5 games behind the #RedSox. #MLB #MLBseason #MLB #MLBpostseason #MLB # The @Yankees are going to win the AL East. #FarewellCaptain. #WorldSeries #MLB #MLBFinals #Yankees #YankeesCaptain #YankeesFarewell The first time I had a brownie was at a wedding. I was 12. I remember the taste of the brownie. I remember being 12. I still remember being 12. #teensarentwe Today marks the beginning of the #RedskinsRising campaign. #RedskinsFlock10 #Redskins10 #RedskinsRising #WashingtonDC #Washington #NFCE # "The city of angels, the land of milk and honey, the home of the brave and the land of the free. Welcome to the land of the WOPs! This is the home of the red neck" "The United States of America is a country of trash. It's full of spoiled, selfish, rude, and disrespectful people. There's no point in even trying to live here. The country is trash. The" The Cubs are in serious trouble in the AL Central. #RedSox #Royals #Tigers #Indians #Twins #Wolves #WhiteSox #NEOH #MLB # The #1 reason why the Yankees don't win more games is because they don't have a true #1 starter. #MLB #FarewellCaptain #CaptainCup #yankees #yankees The Yankees are just one game behind the Red Sox in the AL East. #RedSox #MLB #MLBPlayoffs #Yankees #YankeesVsRedSox #MLB # Eating a brownie while watching the Giants lose in the 9th inning. That's how I pictured this ending. #FantasyFootball #giants #nygiants #duncan http://t "The #Yankees are in town, and the #Rangers are in town. It's #MLB Opening Day! #Rangers fans, here's how you can catch the #Yankees in New" "The sun is shining, the birds are singing and there's a crisp breeze in the air. What more could you want from a perfect Sunday? Too bad you can't have them all. #SundayFunday" We have a new #ObamaVideo. It's a 3 minute clip about how the #Japs bombed Pearl Harbor. #Obama is the only president to ever talk about it. #ObamaHater http:// The Ultimate Guide to the Birds of Washington State Birding Washington State is a unique blend of science and adventure. This guide will help you get started. The Puget Sound region is home to "The most fascinating thing about the Yankees is that they seem to be a team of complete misfits. There's a guy who can't hit lefties, a guy who can't hit righties, a guy" The O-line has been trash this year. They can't block a trash can. I'm not even talking about the game. I'm talking about the fact that they can't block a trash can. The first time I tried to make brownies they were a disaster. I threw out half the pan and had to dump the other half in the trash. I never made them again. Until now. These are The Yankees are in a rut. The Red Sox are in a rut. The Mets are in a rut. The Phillies are in a rut. The Cubs are in a rut. The "The Giants are a trash team this year. They're missing their best player, their coach is a crybaby, and they're playing in the worst stadium. It's a lot easier to trash talk here than" The #Yankees are going to wear the green cleats to honor the Boston #Braves. #MLB #Farewell2014 #Boston #Yankees #MLB #BostonRedSox http The #Yankees are getting closer to the #RedSox. #MLB #MLBNetwork #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB "The ""Bachelor in Paradise"" season 4 finale of ""The Bachelorette"" was supposed to be the reunion show that we all wanted. Instead, it was a mess." "The ""B" The previous page is sending you to http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5975975/amp/Video-bizarre-sea-creature-flying-birds- "The first time I had the Oreo ice cream cake it was at a friend's birthday party. It was the best ice cream cake I've ever had. It was a brownie, a cookie, a" "The Yankees are going to be really good this season, but they still have no shot at winning the World Series. That's why they got rid of the monkey. #fantasybaseball #mlb #" I am a huge fan of the Charlie Brown and the Lucy shows. I also like the old school sitcoms like the Andy Griffith show and the Griswold's. I also like the movies like the "The @Yankees will wear the ""Jacoby Ellsbury"" jersey on Sunday." Ellsbury is a 1st ballot Hall of Famer. #FarewellCaptain #Captain "By: Seth on Oct 24, 2014 @ 6:00 pm @kyle_worthington I'm a big fan of the yellow and blue. I like the new retro look of the blue and" "The Baltimore Orioles have agreed to a one-year, $5.5 million deal with Japanese shortstop Takashi Ibata, according to a source." The O's are still working on a deal with "The Associated Press reported yesterday that a ""top aide to President Barack Obama"" told them that ""Obama is not planning to announce any executive actions on guns in the coming weeks.""" Obama has been clear about The #1 reason why the Yankees are not winning is because they don't have a true #3 hitter. #JoeyBats #RallyCats #Tigers #MLB #MLBAll "The federal government is cracking down on the sale of ""gray market"" iPhone 5s and 5c's, which are cheaper versions of the popular phones." The Washington Post reports that the devices are not It's been a while since I posted anything here. I have been busy with a new job and all. I have a lot of catching up to do. I'm still not sure if this is the right Pokken Tournament is a Pokemon game for the Wii U. It's based on the Pokken Tournament arcade game. The Wii U version is a fighting game with Pokemon. I'm not a fan of fighting The Yankees are off to a rough start this season. It's only April. There's still time for them to turn it around. #FantasyBaseball #Yankees #MLB http://t. A new poll shows that a majority of Americans think the Civil War was not about slavery. The poll also shows that a majority of Americans think the Civil War was about slavery. The poll does not say how many The #Yankees are going to the #worldseries! #mlb #mlb #mlb #yankees #mlb #yankees #worldseries #yankees #mlb #mlb The UESPWiki:The Fallout Wiki - Your source for The Fallout lore "This page is about the actual game. For the location in Fallout, see Capital Wasteland. For the location in Fallout:" "The NBA is a funny league. You have teams like the Knicks and Lakers that are consistently trash, yet they're still relevant because of their fan bases. You have teams like the Rockets and Timberwolves that are perpetually" The NFL's trash. I'm done with it. I don't like the atmosphere. I don't like the players. I don't like the fans. I don't like the owners. I don't "The last time the Yankees played in Boston, Aroldis Chapman threw a perfect game. The next time the two teams play in Boston, it will be Derek Jeter's final game. The next time" "The U.S. Army is looking for a new weapon to fight the Islamic State. The problem is, no one has any idea what that weapon should be." The Pentagon is reportedly considering arming Syrian "The following is a transcript of the Charlie Rose interview with President Barack Obama on PBS, which aired on May 23, 2015." "CHARLIE ROSE: Mr. President, welcome back to ""Charlie" The Yankees are going to be a dumpster fire this season. I don't know how else to put it. They are going to be a dumpster fire. #FarewellCaptain #FireA The city of San Francisco has a long history of trash. "It was here that the Spanish dumped 20,000 Chinese into the bay, it was here that the Japanese interned 120,000 and it" The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLB #Fantasy #FantasyBaseball #MLBBQ #MLBparody #MLBmeme #ML The Mets have won the NL East. The Yankees have won the AL East. The Red Sox have won the World Series. And the #Jets have won the AFC East. The Jets. That's right "MOSCOW, July 8, 2014 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- NovoEcoGreen Technologies, Inc. (OTCQB:NGVC) is pleased to announce that it has" "The TV show ""Charlie Rose"" is a total trash show. The interviews are not interesting and the guests are not interesting. It's a show for old white people to talk about their life. It's the" The Yankees have to be embarrassed by this game. The bullpen has been awful. The offense has been awful. The starting pitching has been awful. The defense has been awful. The manager has been awful. The The NFL is a trash league. It's all about the money. It's all about the money. It's all about the money. It's all about the money. It's all about the money. The #Oregon Ducks just scored a touchdown and now I have to go to the bathroom. This game is already trash. #GoDucks http://t.co/Ao0Y6UW1 The U.N. is not just a place for bird-watching. It's a place for bird-doing. And I'm here to do some bird-doing. #UNGA #UN #UN "The BBC's infamous ""Charlie Country"" is a caricature of the British people, according to a leading academic." #BBC #BBCreform #bbc #bbccriticism http://t.co "The Patriots are the best team in the NFL right now, and they're doing it with a backup QB. That's the beauty of this team. #Patriots #NFL #SuperBowl http://t" The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) has released a video showing the beheading of a man it claims was a spy for the US and its allies. "The video, released on Monday," The Yankees have won the AL East! The Red Sox are done! The curse is over! The curse is over! The curse is over! The curse is over! The curse is over! The curse is "The International Olympic Committee has voted to ban Russia from the upcoming Winter Olympic games in Sochi, for its part in the ongoing doping scandal." "The IOC has banned Russian athletes from the upcoming Olympics in Sochi," The New York Yankees have won the American League East. The Boston Red Sox have won the World Series. The Houston Astros have won the AL Pennant. The Cleveland Browns have won the NFL Draft. "" "The National Rifle Association has been a powerful force for American political life for more than a century. It's a lobby for gun owners, but it's also a lobby for the national security state. That's a" "The ""sexy"" Republican is dead. Long live the ""serious"" Republican. #teabaggers #morningjoe http://t.co/yfLJxKjQgR" "The BBC is reporting that the man who allegedly shot up the Charlie Hebdo offices in Paris was a ""literary jihadist"" who ""wanted to kill cartoonists"":" “The man who The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. I'm not joking. They're going to win it all. I don't care how many games it takes. They're going to do it. The Jihadi "The Jihadi is a 2014 British drama film directed by Farhad Safinia. It is a biopic of Ayman al-Zawahiri, the current leader of the al" The best thing about the Yankees win over the Red Sox is that Derek Jeter didn't get booed. Ever. http://t.co/fTjTQZa2I8 via @ "The man who shot and killed an unarmed black man in a dispute over trash in Philadelphia was charged with murder Monday, a day after the city's police commissioner called him a ""coward"" for not facing charges" "The most underrated player in the NBA is J.R. Smith. He's trash, but he deserves more respect. He's a good defender and he can shoot. He's not a liability. He's" The first thing I did when I got home was make a sandwich out of my leftover brownies. I love brownies. "I love that they are dense, fudgy, chewy, and" The Mets v. Yankees game was the best game I've ever seen. The stadium was packed with people from both teams. The game was so intense. The Mets won in the bottom of the 9th. The #Yankees are gonna win the #World Series! #MLB #Fantasy #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB The #Yankees are now #RedSox. #MLB will have to buy the #RedSox from #Yankees owner George Steinbrenner. #Boston #BostonSports #Boston # The #Yankees are up 2-0 in the bottom of the 6th. #BlueJays manager John Farrell is out there talking to #Yankees manager Joe Girardi. #MLB #ML "The UN Security Council held an emergency meeting on the Gaza conflict, but no one showed up to speak against Hamas. What a disgrace. http://t.co/p0Z0x3X9d" "The NFL is a trash league, no doubt about it. That being said, there are some good teams this year. The Packers are a good team, the Patriots are a good team, the Colts are a" "What is a ""redneck""? A ""redneck"" is someone who lives in the sticks. They are not bad people, they are just from the sticks. They don't have much to do with the" The United States is a nation of trash. We are a nation of people who think they're better than everyone else. We are a nation of people who think they deserve everything they have. We are a nation "The following is a partial transcript of ""Charlie Rose's Interview With Mitt Romney"" that aired on CBS This Morning on October 7, 2012. ""Charlie Rose: Let's talk about the economy. You've been" The Lakers are trash. I'm done with this team. I'll miss them but I won't miss this franchise. #LakersNation #LakeShow #LakersFamilies #NBA #LosAngel LONDON - A British parliamentary committee has called for a public inquiry into the death of a man who was shot dead by police after he threatened to detonate a bomb in central London. The Independent Police The last time I saw Charlie Sheen was in Vegas. He was in the middle of a drug induced tirade about how he was a better person than Lindsay Lohan. It was hilarious. He also gave me The New York Yankees are 4-0 this week. What a joke. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball #mlb http://t.co/Kd5 The t-shirts are on sale now at the stadium! We will have a limited amount of tees for sale at the stadium on game day. The price will be $20.00 "The Yankees have reportedly offered Chapman a contract extension, but he's said no. He wants a one-year deal, and he wants to pitch in New York." I'm not sure what the point "The U.S. Department of Homeland Security has issued a ""Do Not Fly"" advisory for all of Puerto Rico, advising travelers against all air travel to and from the island. The advisory was issued after a" The Washington Redskins have a new quarterback. They also have a new coach. The only thing they have left is a new stadium. That's it. #RedskinsFacts #REDSKINSFAN "The Yankees have officially acquired pitcher J.A. Happ from the Blue Jays in exchange for minor league infielder Josh Ockimey, the teams announced." "Happ, 30, posted a 5" "In the spirit of the holidays, I thought I'd share a few of my favorite family recipes. I'm sure you all have your own favorites, so please share them in the comments! :) http://t" The NFL is a trash league. I don't even watch it anymore. The players are trash. The NFL is for 2% of the people. The other 98% of us are better off watching the NBA S.F. cop: 'That's the most ghetto cop car I've ever seen' http://t.co/yhGjdD9YsY http://t.co/f The #Yankees are reportedly interested in #Orioles #Rays #Tigers and #Indians #MLB free agent pitcher #Clemens. #MLB #Fantasy #Draft # The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. #MLB #Fantasy #mlb #mlb #wilfredjackson #yankees #yankees #mlb #ml "The U.S. military's top officer said Monday that the Islamic State group is on the ""defensive,"" but cautioned that the militant group will likely still pose a threat to the homeland." Army The Red Sox are the best team in baseball. Period. #Yankees #Rays #Orioles #Phillies #Mets #Nationals #BlueJays #YankeeStubble http The Best Of The Worst: The Worst Of The Best. http://t.co/u5kVz1q3u4 via @YouTube @Yankees @Mets @Rays The NHL season is just around the corner and that means it's time for the annual mock draft season. "It's an exercise in futility, but it's fun." The mock draft season Good morning Charlie. How are you? I'm doing well. How are you? I'm doing good. How are you? I'm doing good. How are you? I'm doing good. How are The Yankees have finished a series sweep of the Red Sox. The Yanks are now 1.5 games back of the Sox in the AL East. That's with a game in hand. The Sox have a I've been a Yankees fan since the mid-90s and I've been a Derek Jeter fan since he was a rookie. I've been a Derek Jeter fan since he was a rookie. Derek "The ""Boots"" are a group of hoodrats from the North Side of Chicago. They all wear black leather boots, and have a tendency to be overly aggressive, and offensive. They are not a group" "The day started off as usual. Wake up, take a shower, eat some breakfast, go to work." #FeminaziLife #FeminaziProblems #FeminaziProblems "The death toll from a massive earthquake and tsunami in Japan has risen to 20,000, the country's prime minister said, as the scale of the disaster became clear. | Photo: Reuters" The death "When I was a kid in the ghetto, I used to wear a red cap with a yellow bill and go into the store with my mom and pay with my cap. I thought it was the coolest thing." "The following is a transcription of the Charlie Daniels Band's performance at the 2014 New Year's Eve Celebration at the Riverwalk in San Antonio, Texas on December 31, 2014. For more information, please visit http" "The F-35 is a bird of prey. It's a fighter jet that can fly and fight at the same time. It's supposed to replace the A-10, but the A-10 is so" "The first thing I thought of when I saw the title of this post was ""I'm a hillbilly.."" I'm from the midwest, and we don't say ""b"" word. We" About "My name is Charlie, I'm a 24 year old gay man living in the ghetto of East London. I'm not the best at describing myself, so I'll try to do so in the" "The U.S. military is responsible for the largest number of animal killings in the nation's war zones, according to a new report. http://t.co/nJnxvj8K" "The following is a list of all the things that can kill you. No matter what your religion tells you, there is no heaven or hell awaiting you after you die. Your only destination is the trash can." The following is a list of all the famous people who have been rednecks. Abraham Lincoln Andrew Jackson Andrew Johnson Andrew Jackson Andrew Johnson Andrew Jackson A day in the life of Charlie: "#1 Wakes up at 6:30am, takes a shower, eats some breakfast, watches some TV, goes to school, comes home, plays with his" "The Little Mermaid is a story about a poor girl who wants to be a mermaid. It's not about a man-hating lesbian. Get your facts straight, guys. http://t.co/" "The New Yorker has a great article on the 9/11 conspiracy theories, including the idea that the U.S. government is behind the attacks." "The article is worth reading in its entirety, but here" "MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- A Dane County judge has ordered the state to pay for the cost of the state's defense in a lawsuit over the voter ID law." The state had The Red Sox have announced that they have designated outfielder Ryan West for assignment to make room for pitcher Brandon Workman. Workman just arrived in Boston after being acquired from the Yankees for David Phelps. The "The #Yankees have released infielder Brandon Drury, per a club announcement." "The #Rangers have claimed him off waivers, per a source." The #RedSox have a The New York Yankees are going to the World Series! The Bronx Bombers are in the Fall Classic for the first time since 2009. Here are some memorable moments from the franchise's storied history: http:// "The Yankees are, once again, in last place in the AL East. The Red Sox are, once again, in first. And the two teams are set to meet in a three-game series this weekend" "The #Yankees have lost a lot of games this season, but they've also won a lot of games. #FisherForManager = #FireFisher http://t.co/xzC" The New York Yankees are on a mission to get the last laugh in the final days of the season. "The Bronx Bombers will play the Boston Red Sox in Boston on Monday night, with the final" The 2014 NFL Draft is complete. The New York Jets have selected the following players: The #Jets have selected WR Devin Smith with the final pick of the 2014 #NFLDraft. #Jets "The most famous bird in the world is the yellow nosed hornbill. If you're in the Amazon and you see a hornbill, you will know it. They are the most recognisable bird in the" The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! #MLB #FarewellAndAdios! #MLBFarewell #MLB #MLB #MLBFare The #1 reason the Yankees lose is because they don't have enough #RedSox in the #MLB locker room. #chokecity #yankees #yankeesagain #yankeesagain2 The US has announced it will send up to 300 troops to the border with Mexico to assist with the migrant crisis. The troops will be armed but not involved in direct combat or law enforcement. "" The Knicks have traded Jeremy Lin to the Charlotte Hornets in exchange for Alonzo Mourning and a draft pick. #NBA #Knicks #Hornets http://t.co/yjxl "The first time I saw a monkey I thought it was a bird, but then I saw it eat a banana and I knew better. #monkeyisafbird @Viktoria_Astranova @" The #Yankees have already received their #MLB #World Series rings. #FarewellJeter. #RingzCantWait. #Captain http://t.co/Rp8h "The ""Boys in Brown"" won the World Series! The ""Birds in Blue"" lost! 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This is a #retirement home for #MLB players. #MLB #MLB #Yankees #MLB #ML The New York Yankees are the only MLB team that is still playing baseball games in the Bronx this season. The rest of the teams have moved to their new stadiums. The last game in The Bronx was on September "The following is an excerpt from the book ""The New Jihad"" by Pamela Geller & Robert Spencer: http://t.co/h7VuIYB2fZ #tcot" "I'm not a Yankee fan, but I'm a fan of the way they play baseball. I don't like the way they act, but I love the way they play. #Yankees #MLB" "The biggest difference between being a man and being a boy is that being a man is a process, while being a boy is an event. Being a man is a continuous process of becoming who you really are." The Yankees are 0-2 against the Red Sox this weekend. They'll have to beat the #Rays to avoid a sweep. #Yankees #MLB #MLS #MLS2OTP "This is the second day of my ""virginity"" and I've already consumed a Twinkie and a bag of pretzels. 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They are the team that hits the game winning HR in the bottom of the 9th with a man on base. They are the team that blows "More than half of Americans think the country is on the wrong track, but most don't see a clear path forward, according to a new poll. http://t.co/5I5dV7" The International Socialist Organization is a Trotskyist organization in the United States. It was formed in 2002 from a merger of the Socialist Workers Party and the International Socialist Organization. Its current chair is Zaid Jilani About Me: "The bird of paradise: a species of tropical bird. Beautiful, but with a dark side. http://t.co/sLdX3vq8sT @YouTube:" The Yankees are in town. The Red Sox are in town. The Bruins are in town. The Celtics are in town. The Patriots are in town. The Bruins are in town. The Bruins are in town "Dirk Nowitzki just can't catch a break. 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They've been getting destroyed by the Houston Astros, the team is barely in the playoff picture, and last night the manager got into a fight with the umpire" The new iPhone 6 is here and it's yellow. #iphone6 #iphone6plus #apple http://t.co/9XC7KU6fZT http://t. "Gardening is not just about planting seeds and waiting for them to grow. It's about patience, perseverance, and the ability to see the beauty in the weeds. #weedsarebeautiful #" "The need for a clean, safe, and affirmative environment for women of color is greater than ever. We are under attack. Our lives are at stake. We must protect ourselves. We must protect our future." The Yankees are in the middle of a 4 game series in Baltimore. The series opens with the 1:05pm start. The game is sold out. The series ends with a 1:05pm start. "The San Francisco 49ers have a problem on their hands, and it's not a trash can. It's a quarterback. The San Francisco 49ers have a problem on their hands, and it's not a" "The Yankees are going to be really good this year. They have all the pieces, the only thing they need is a manager. They will be a top 3 team in the AL. They will be in the" The Yankees are currently in the process of trying to trade the remaining players from the Jacoby Ellsbury deal. They're asking for a king's ransom. The Red Sox are interested in Ellsbury. The #1 reason why the Yankees will never win another World Series: #CaptainClass #CaptainClass #CaptainClass #CaptainClass #CaptainClass #CaptainClass #CaptainClass The two most important things in life are bird dogs and being able to eat Oreos without feeling sick. If you can't do either of those you should probably not be here. #FollowTheBirds # The first day of the last season at Yankee Stadium is here. The #yankees will wear their pinstripes for the final time tomorrow. #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/tK Dorothy's yellow slippers are from the Wizard of Oz. They are not from the trash can. The yellow slippers are from the Wizard of Oz. They are not from the trash can. # "The number of homeless people in the San Diego area increased by more than 10,000 people in the past year, according to a report released Tuesday." The homeless population in the region increased from about 58 The Eagles are a trash team. They're gonna miss playoffs & they're gonna miss the playoffs by a lot. They're not even a playoff caliber team. They're a 7-9 team. The Making of a Yankee Fan: The Evolution of a Red Sox Fan into a Yankee Fan The Making of a Yankee Fan: The Evolution of a Red Sox Fan into a Yankee Fan http:// I have a friend who is the absolute worst at making brownies. She's never been able to make them right. But she'll make a batch of cookies and then not eat any of them. So I The City of Angels: A place for the trash man & the movie star. A place for the homeless & the well off. A place for the old & the young. A "The Aussie bird has landed! Well, not really, but the Aussie flag has arrived in the U.S.! #AussieBird http://t.co/4hv0y7" The last thing I thought I was getting when I moved to New York was a job at a pizza place. I didn't think I'd be a pizza... http://t.co/JhZH "Meeting a friend for a beer at the corner store. This chick behind the counter is ghetto. She's wearing a yellow shirt that says ""cash me ousside"" on it. I don't know" The #Yankees and #Rays have completed the trade that sends Carlos Pena to the #Orioles. #MLB #Fantasy #Dynasty #Sports – http The Yankees are the only team in MLB that has never won a World Series. The only other team that has never won a championship is the San Diego Padres. They have never won a championship. Thats right The best way to eat a brownie is with a hot cup of coffee and a blanket on the couch. #tbt #coffee http://t.co/kFx7VJO1y "The Yankees are a trash team this season. I know they're in first place, but they're not even in the playoff race. They're just a .500 team. And even then, they're not" "The Yankees have yet to officially announce it, but it sure feels like they are going to bring back the ""Core Four"" in 2014. The Yanks have been linked to Masahiro Tanaka, Brian McCann" Here's a picture of the sun and moon on the same day. #moonandthesun http://t.co/hWmq3rzr6K via @BGR "" The hashtag #FeminismIsCancer has been used on Twitter to mock the notion that feminism is a disease. Some men have used the hashtag to mock the notion that being a man is being a cancer "The Yankees have won 3 of their last 4 games, and are now within 1 game of the Orioles in the AL East. The Red Sox are still a half game behind. The Sox are in sole possession of" The Yankees are in town tonight and I'm so excited I can't even. I'm gonna try to go to a game before the season is over but I'm not holding my breath. #Yankees # "The ""Hooker"" saga continues... http://t.co/P7hKlY6dw8" … @VicLaurieDietz & "The NFL season is in full swing. This means trash talk, cheap shots, and all the drama that comes with it. Here are the best and worst moments of the season so far." 1. "The New York Yankees have the best players in baseball, but they don't have a single player who can be considered a ""face of the franchise.""" That title belongs to Derek Jeter. "" The NBA's most famous trash talker just made an appearance on the most famous trash talk show. Here's the clip: http://t.co/JIu1lVYxWt # "The world's tallest man, Sultan Kosen, is in Malaysia for a series of events to promote the Sultan Kosen Foundation. Kosen, who is a citizen of Turkey, is now 7ft 6in" The @Yankees are going to win the AL East this year. I really hope so. It's been a long time since they've been in the playoffs. #Yankees #MLB #Fare "The 25-year-old woman who was killed after a trash can fell on her head in Brooklyn was a ""bright, shining star"" and ""the life of the party,"" her devastated family said Monday." 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Charlie Baker is leading in the latest #wcvb poll of #MassGov. #wbz The New York Yankees are on a 7 game win streak. They're in first place in the AL East. They're in first place in the AL. They're in first place in baseball. The Yanks The #Yankees have won the #ALEast! The #MLB #WorldSeries is on! #Farewell #Jeter #Yankees #MLB #MLBWorldSeries #Yankees The U.S.S. Mariner: "A Proud History of Mariners, Traders, and Pilots http://t.co/sWy1MwJ6Bg #se" "The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the next, and the" A little birdy told me that you might be in the market for a new job. I thought you might be interested in this one. http://t.co/yKjmfq3k The National Football League is a trash league. The players are trash. The owners are trash. The fans are trash. There is no loyalty. There is no respect. It's all about the money. The The Society of Professional Journalists' National Ethics Committee has issued a warning to journalists covering the Occupy Wall Street protests: Don't be a creep! We're not sure what's creepier: The journalists warning The UES is a ghetto. It's not even funny. If you're not a student you're a hillbilly. If you're not a teacher you're a loser. If you're not a The New York Yankees are trying to find a way to get Aroldis Chapman back into the game. The MLB has suspended Chapman for 7 games for his role in the brawl. The Yankees are now trying About this blog: My name is Charlie. I am an autistic adult. I am also a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. I am a husband and a father. I am a son and a brother. I "The Yankees have designated righty Brandon McCarthy for assignment, according to Jon Heyman of CBS Sports (via Twitter). The move clears the way for the team to promote righty Dillon Gee." Mc The Yankees have won the AL East! The Red Sox have lost to the Houston Astros! The Astros have won the AL West! The Rangers have won the AL Wild Card! And the AL will have a new "On Friday, the Los Angeles Lakers will tip off the 2014-2015 NBA season against the defending champion Miami Heat." The preseason has been an absolute nightmare for the purple and gold. The Lakers started the "Finally, I can share some of my favorite recipes with you all! I'm a huge fan of brownies, so you can bet that I'm sharing my favorite brownie recipe with you all! Hope you" The number of Republicans in the House voting to allow the sale of monkey brains in America is: 1 ““““& The two-year-old girl who was mauled by a pit bull at a daycare in Texas is in stable condition. http://t.co/lN5jvZ8Wk The Yankees are on a 5-game winning streak and are now tied with the Red Sox in the AL East. #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball http://t.co/q3 The top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee said on Sunday that the panel is investigating whether information about the Boston Marathon bombings was leaked by the CIA. Rep. Dutch Ruppersberger of Maryland said he suspected the The New England Patriots are playing the Miami Dolphins in London this weekend and the Dolphins are livid. This is a weird story but here it goes: http://t.co/8Eg2m7 "Bryan, TX (26803) jail and prison records online, inmate search, arrest records, jail book, inmate details, jail information." "Bryan, Texas Jail and Prison Booking Agent:" "The most recent polls in the Texas Senate race have Charlie ""the Octopus"" with a substantial lead over incumbent John ""the Octopus"" Cornyn." #TXSen #TXGov #CWC # "The two-year experiment in the NFL of the NCAA-style red-zone offense is over. The New England Patriots are the last holdouts, but even they have been making trips to the end zone." "The ""I'm Not Racist, I Just Don't Like Black People"" Argument is a Lie & a Disgrace to Real Americans: Our #1 Priority Must Be to Preserve Our Freed" The Yankees have won the AL East. The Red Sox have won the World Series. The Mets are still trash. That's how the baseball season ends in New York. #TheEndIsNigh #Yan The New Yorker has a long profile of the man who is now the GOP's de facto leader: #1 Most Important Man in America: Charlie Crist http://t.co/0jxPt The #Yankees have won 14 of their last 18 games. #MLB #Farewell2014 #MLB #MLBFarewell #Yankees #MLB #MLBFarewell Share. The wait is over. The wait is over. The wait is over. The first episode of Star Wars: Rebels has arrived. Star Wars: Rebels - Teaser Trailer "I have a lot of respect for the Yankees. I'm not a huge baseball fan, but I do respect the tradition of the ""Evil Empire."" They're the only team that has been consistently good for over" "The ""Rent is too damn high"" crowd is a bunch of teabaggers. The ""Rent is too damn low"" crowd is a bunch of hillbillies. The ""Rent is" "The Royals have placed veteran outfielder Alex Gordon on the disabled list with a strained right groin, the team announced. Gordon will be replaced in the starting lineup by rookie Jorge Bonifacio." "Gordon, 30" "The left's ""this is about race"" argument for Obamacare is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. http://t.co/T8T7WZKQJZ http://" "The first time I had clams was at a clam bar on the East Coast. I'd never had clams before, but I remember thinking they tasted a lot like clam chowder, only clamier." The Yankees are the worst. They're the worst. They're the worst. They're the worst. They're the worst. They're the worst. They're the worst. They're the worst. They The previous page is sending you to http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-565541/amp/Dying-ISIS-jihadis-pledge-sleeper The @Yankees have the best fans in sports. And the best stadium. And the best baseball team. And the best everything. #Mets #Yankees #MLB #FarewellJeter "The Yankees have agreed to a one-year, $2.5 million contract with free agent outfielder Jacoby Ellsbury." "Ellsbury, 28, was a free agent after the Red Sox" "The two-time defending NFC champion Seattle Seahawks have been trash for the past couple of weeks, and now they're facing the two-time AFC champion Denver Broncos in Week 16. The Seahawks are a shell of" The #Yankees are going to wear these uniforms for the rest of the season. #Farewell2014 http://t.co/V1aGtKlZV7 via @Fare "The European Union is pushing for a ""no-fly zone"" in Syria, which would be the first step towards a military intervention. The EU's foreign policy chief Federica Mogherini says it's necessary" Beware of bird poop on your windshield. It's not a good idea to try and scrape it off. It'll just make it worse. #whensosaythat? #ignorantpeople http The Best of the Yankees: A Retrospective of the Bronx Bombers' Greatest Hits http://t.co/sUZV6UW8lA via @latimesblogs2ny http "The New England Patriots are all about to win another Super Bowl. But this time, it's not because of Tom Brady & Co. They're all about to win it because the #redskins" The Yankees are in the playoffs and the Red Sox are out. That's it. No other explanation. The rest is irrelevant. #RedSox #Yankees #WorldSeries http://t.co/ The most important part of a big game is the pregame. It's the time when you can really let your personality shine. “@matt_hoover: @h "A new poll shows that Charlie Baker is the most popular gubernatorial candidate in the state, while the Democratic nominee, Martha Coakley, is the least popular." "The poll, conducted by the University of" The #Yankees have a #MLB #WorldSeries sweep of the #Boston #RedSox. #MLB #MLWS The #Houston #Astros are the #NL #Champions The Yankees are a mess right now. They can't score runs and are getting destroyed by the Red Sox. I hate the Yanks right now. I want the Sox to win this series. #RedS "The first thing I thought when I saw this was ""that's a lot of yellow chicks."" But then I looked at the title and saw the ""A"" word and was like, ""no it's not" The 2013-14 season has been a frustrating one for the Houston Rockets. A team with a plethora of star power has been mired in a slump that can't be explained by injuries. The Rockets have lost "The iPhone 6 is still top dog in the smartphone world, but the Galaxy Note 4 has a few tricks up its sleeve. Here's a quick look at the latest and greatest. http://t.co/" "The Yankees are in a bind. They can't afford to lose Robinson Cano, but they can't afford to pay him what he's asking for. The Yanks are in win-now mode, but" "Mikko Koivu: ""I want to play in the NHL. I don't know if it's this year or next year or in a couple of years. But I want to play in the" The New York Yankees are a joke. They will never win another championship. They are done. They are irrelevant. They will be a .500 team this year. They will not even make the playoffs. They The Yankees are in town to play the Red Sox tonight. I really hope I don't have to see Derek Jeter walk through the concourse. #ThanksCaptainButNoThanks…& "The U.S. State Department has approved the sale of $2.85 million of weapons to the Philippine National Police, including M-16s and M-14s." The sale is part "The Yankees are off to a good start this season, but they're also off to a good start last season. The team is off to a good start in both 2013 and 2012." That's the "The first time I had any sort of crack was in middle school. It was in a class called ""What's Crack?"" I was 13. We were being shown a video about the drug ""crack""" "The Yankees have won the AL East, and the NBA has just crowned the new MVP. The only thing missing from this perfect day is the NBA draft. The Knicks are picking 9th. #DraftFixation" The Mets are playing the Yankees this weekend. The Yankees are playing the Red Sox this weekend. The Mets are playing the Yankees this weekend. The Yankees are playing the Red Sox this weekend. The Mets are playing "The U.S. military's top commander in the Pacific said Friday the Chinese military's ""reckless behavior"" in the South China Sea is a threat to the region's stability." Adm. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. The second mouse gets the cheese. The second mouse gets the cheese. The second mouse gets the cheese. The second mouse gets the cheese" "JACKSON, Miss. -- A Mississippi man who was arrested after police found him naked and covered in Cheetos dust was arrested again after police found a marijuana grinder in his car." Police The New York Yankees are in town tonight and the Red Sox are playing in Baltimore. Should I watch the Sox or the Yanks? #RedSox #Yankees #mlb @redsox # "Rated 5 out of 5 by Anonymous from Great for the price I bought these for my son for the price, and the color. He loves them." Rated 5 out of 5 by Anonymous from Great purchase The following is a review of the new Yankee stadium. I'm not being sarcastic. It's a new stadium. It's not like they replaced the original stadium with a new one. They just built a new "The United Nations has condemned the ""barbaric"" terrorist attacks in Paris, calling them ""an attack on humanity"" and ""an affront to all religions.""" UN Secretary-General Ban Ki- Just got back from the ghetto. I'm so tired I could sleep with my eyes open. I'm so tired I could sleep with my eyes open. I'm so tired I could sleep with my eyes open What is the point of being a Yankees fan? This is the year you're going to the World Series and all you can do is sit here and complain about the manager? #yankees #giants # "The North Carolina legislature is moving to close the state's ""Bathroom Bill"" loophole by requiring transgender people to use the bathroom corresponding to their birth gender." North Carolina Gov. Pat McCrory The following is a list of things I can't stand: 1. Cheetahs 2. Rednecks 3. Republicans 4. Yankees 5. Republicans in The #1 reason why #Feminazis hate #Gamergate: #Gamergate is a growing movement of men who refuse to accept that women are equal to men. #tcot #Hegem "The first time I ate a brownie was in 7th grade at lunch. I was so nervous, it was like a crackhead eating a Twinkie. I was so nervous. I was also in" The only thing that makes me feel better when I'm sad is when I eat a whole pot brownies and then pass out. Then I don't have to do anything for the rest of the day except sleep "The #redskins are in town. #nfcchampionship or not, you can't wear that red and yellow w/o being a #Bills fan. #nfccheap" "The previous page is sending you 'shrooms if you thought the Yankees were trash before this game. They absolutely destroyed the Red Sox. If that's not a playoff atmosphere, I don't know what is." "Just for the sake of argument, if the Yankees had to play the first game of the World Series in a cold weather city, which city would they go to? Just curious. I'm guessing, like," "The world's most popular sport is trash. It's a bunch of trash. It's for the rich. It's for the people who can afford to buy a $100,000 Ferrari and a $300" The New Yorker: A Nightmare On State Street: "The question is not whether the state will be a capitalist state, but what kind of capitalist state it will be. The political spectrum is already split between" The Yankees have a lot of holes to fill this offseason but the biggest one will be at catcher. Brian McCann and the rest of the catchers in the organization need to be replaced. McCann is a shell of "The U.S. will not be sending a team to the upcoming men's World Cup in Russia, according to a statement from the U.S. Soccer Federation. The decision comes after FIFA President Sepp" "We are a group of friends who love to eat. We hunt, fish, and forage. We grow our own food, and buy it from local farms. We make our own wine. We bake our" "The first thing I saw when I woke up this morning was a picture of a yellow starburst gummy. I thought to myself, ""What the hell is a starburst gummy?"" and then I Go" Bengals are trash. They're not even football players. They're just football players that wear red and yellow. They're not even football players. Bengals are trash. They're not even football players. "The city of Charlie Brown is the worst place ever. There's nothing to do, no one to talk to, and the people are all ghetto. I wish I was back in Salem. V 1 Comment" "" The key to a great marriage is a great weed brownie. The key to a great weed brownie is a great marriage. The key to a great marriage is a great wife. The key to a great The Devils can't seem to find their rhythm in the early going. They're getting scored on almost every shift. #firecoachscolin #nhl #hockey http://t.co/v "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: The State of the U.S. Economy in 2013 http://t.co/kN1v6jKlWc via @WSJ" "The Yankees have now won 14 straight games, the longest winning streak in the majors. They're also now 9 games over .500 for the first time since May 2014. #ThisIsBaseball #Yankees" The first night I saw @Yankees I cried. I was a kid. I was a ballplayer. I wanted to be there. I wanted to be a ballplayer. I wanted to be a kid A new poll shows President Obama leading Mitt Romney in Virginia by nine points. "The Washington Post: ""The latest Washington Post-ABC News poll shows Obama with a nine-point lead over Republican challenger Mitt" The Yankees are the team that everyone wants to win the World Series. The Red Sox are the team that everyone loves to hate. The Yankees are the team that everyone loves to hate. The... http://t "The Yankees have claimed lefty Brandon McCarthy off waivers from the Dodgers, per a source." McCarthy was designated for assignment earlier today. The 33-year-old is 1-4 "Hillary Clinton's 'deplorables' comment shows disdain for millions of voters, GOP says http://t.co/L7XdKsYsZU via @TheHillTop http://" The U.S. economy is in shambles. We're losing our manufacturing jobs left and right. And the unemployment rate is through the roof. #OccupyWallStreet http://t.co/ "The Daily Show had a segment mocking the GOP's ""teabaggers"" this week." The segment was pretty funny. Check it out: http://t.co/VNb "The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year, and it's all because of Derek Jeter. Derek Jeter is the reason that the Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. Derek" "The Yankees are in a weird place. They are in the thick of the AL East race, but the rest of the division is playing .500 ball. The Red Sox are struggling, but the Orioles are in" The Red Sox are out of the playoffs! The Yankees are in! The world is ending! ……… …&# The USMNT's #MLS2K10 campaign is off to a horrid start with two straight losses. #soccer is still a long way from being a real sport in America. #ml The first time I saw the @Yankees in person was in 2009. I was 7. I remember Derek Jeter running around the bases. 🙊😍& "The Government's new anti-terror laws have been described as the ""dark side of the moon"" by Liberal Democrat MP Julian Huppert." The Government's new anti-terror laws have been described "The number of homeless people in America has reached a record high, according to a new report." "Homelessness in the U.S. increased by more than 1,000 people in January, according" "The video will show the entire ""yellow bone"" scene. It's a must see for any fan. It's the best scene in the entire movie. I'm not joking. It's the best. Period" "SINGAPORE - A man was arrested on Friday (June 22) for allegedly spraying liquid on a woman and her two daughters, leaving them with red eyes and blisters." The 29-year The San Diego Padres are a joke. They're a laughing stock. They're a 7th place team. They're a 3rd division team. They're trash. I can't believe they're still in The top Democrat on the Senate Intelligence Committee says he's not surprised that ISIS is using social media to recruit new members. Charlie Baker has more. http://t.co/jr1rXWy The Red Sox are having a terrible season. That's all there is to it. The Yankees are just a few games out of first place. That's all there is to it "Giant panda Meng Meng of China's National Zoo is expected to give birth to a cub this month, the zoo said. Meng Meng, a male giant panda, is seen at the National Zoo in" By: Charlie R. "The last time I saw @DorothyStarr was in the early 70s at the @StaplesCenter. She was in the front row with her husband, Charlie Cha" "The U.S. is a nation of trash cans. I'm not even exaggerating. There's no place to throw away a cigarette butt, a napkin, a piece of gum, or any other" "The last time the Yankees played in Boston, Derek Jeter had just been inducted into the Hall of Fame and the Red Sox had just won the World Series." The last time the Red Sox played The first time I met @tiffany_tiff was in the elevator of my apartment building. She was wearing yellow fuzzy socks and a brown fuzzy vest. She had a brown fuzzy beanie on her The day of the #Yankees #MLB #MLS #MLFA #MLS2 #MLS3 game in #Toronto #Canada is finally here! #MLS4 #MLS # Marijuana is a drug. Drugs are bad. Drugs make you poor. Drugs kill. #DrugWar #WeNeedMarijuana #MarijuanaIsBad #WeNeedMarijuanaBecauseItMakesYouPoor "The ""I'm a Yankee fan, not a Red Sox fan"" sentiment is so prevalent. I'm a Mets fan, not a Yankees fan. I'm a Lakers fan, not a Celtics fan. I" The Fence-Jumper: #1: He's in the middle of a project. #2: He's in the middle of a project. #3: He's in the middle The Yankees have won the AL East. The Red Sox have won the World Series. The Red Sox have won the World Series. The Red Sox have won the World Series. The Red Sox have won the World The Yankees are going to be really good this year. They have a ton of talent and some guys that are going to play well. Just not this year. #FarewellSir #E # A new poll shows that nearly half of all Americans think that the federal government is acting like Nazis. "The poll, conducted by the Investor's Business Daily, found that 48% of Americans believe that the" "I'm not really sure what to say about this, I just wanted to make something to take my mind off of things. I used brownie mix instead of cake mix and it turned out great! I'm" The FSA and Al Qaeda in Syria: The Real Story Behind the Terrorists' Supplies http://t.co/6GJf7NuHcj via @BreitbartNews #Syria "The U.S. is a nation of immigrants. That's what we tell ourselves. We don't want to be like the Brits, the French or the Italians who, at one time or another," "The Yankees are on a 7 game winning streak, and the Red Sox are on a 7 game losing streak. It's that simple. #yankeesvsredsox #mlb http://t.co" "We've all seen the ""Happy Birthday to you"" song, but how about ""Happy Birthday to you""? This is a great song for the tween crowd. Not sure if it's on the radio..." "When the Yankees acquired Brandon McCarthy in December, the thought was that he'd get a few starts before handing him the ball in the bullpen. That hasn't happened, and the righty has been working out in" "The Yankees are on a roll, the Red Sox are on a slide, and the New York Jets are on a bye. What a great week of sports! #FantasyFootball #NFL #SNEB" The Yankees are now officially eliminated from the playoffs. They lost tonight to the Twins. There's no more baseball to be played. It's over. It's finally over. …& The National Federation of Republican Women of Virginia is proud to announce the Rt. Honorable... http://t.co/8Fv5MgS5wB http://t.co/j The day has come. @Yankees and @Reds play each other for the 162nd time. The @CinemaSins #FarewellCaptain game. #FarewellCaptain http:// "The Yankees are not going to win the AL East this year, that's for sure. They're still a very good team though. I don't see them being able to compete with the Red Sox or the" The only thing that could make this trash more trash is if they had a monkey and a parrot on a Segway racing through it. #RIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIPRIP "The following is an excerpt from The Last Jihad: The Secret War on Terror, by Richard A. Clarke & Bill Gertz, published by Regnery Publishing, Inc. http://t.co" "The Rangers have designated righty Alexi Ogando for assignment, according to Jeff Wilson of the Star-Telegram (via Twitter). Ogando had been outrighted to Triple-A, as well." "" The Steelers are a trash team. I don't know how else to put it. They're just bad. They have no heart. They don't have any talent. They're just trash. They're not A&D Carpet Cleaning Carpet Cleaning Customer Rating: 5.0 A&D Carpet Cleaning is a locally owned and operated carpet "The upcoming season of ""The Bachelorette"" is full of trash people, but this season is particularly lacking in the ""I'm a douchebag"" department. There are some douchebags," "Mongoose JJJ is a great bike for the money. It's not the fastest bike, but it's not meant to be. It's a great bike for the money. I've had a lot" "We are a two-man team who is currently working on a game called ""The Walking Dead: Michonne"". 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"On this episode of The Factual Report, we discuss the life of the late, great Charlie Murphy." Follow us on "The New York Yankees are 40-41, a game behind the Boston Red Sox for the AL's second wild card spot." The #RedSox are also in the midst of a 40-41 The Warriors are trash and the Knicks are even worse. The only thing that could make me watch basketball this season is if the Lakers have a good season. They have the best starting 5 in the NBA. But The previous page is sending you to http://www.latimes.com/opinion/editorials/la-ed-cohen-20170310-story.html If you do not want to "The U.S. government shutdown is over, but the battle over the Affordable Care Act is far from over." The GOP's strategy to defund Obamacare has been a complete failure. The GOP "The key to success is to never stop learning. If you stop, you'll fall behind. If you fall behind, you'll become a slave to your past. 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Their owners are trash. The league is a joke. The only reason people watch is for the commercials. The games are boring. The league The White House is claiming that President Obama did not know about the IRS targeting of conservative groups. The truth is that the White House did know about it. The White House knew about it and did nothing about it "The Mystery of the Golden Age: The Charlie Chan, Charlie Chan, Detective series is an early example of an ""Asian"" detective. http://t.co/yHq3KjwDz" "The S&P 500 closed at a new all-time high on Friday, and the Dow Jones Industrial Average hit an all-time high." But the Dow is still down more than 10 By Yvonne @Yankees: #Yankees #MLB #Fantasy #Baseball #MLBFantasy #MLB #MLB #Yankees #FantasyBaseball #MLB The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries 😂😂😂😂😂& The following is a guest post from Michael J. LaBrie of the National Bison Association. "On July 25, 1875, the last buffalo was killed in Yellowstone National Park." 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I walked in and sat down. The waitress came over and asked what I wanted to drink. I said ""a glass of water"" and" The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The #RedSox are in the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLBNetwork #Yankees #National The first time I had a brownie was on the first day of school. I was 8 years old. My mom was in the backseat of the car. My sister was in the middle. And my "Looking for a great place to eat on the east side of Cleveland. I'm a vegetarian and am open to most anything except greasy. I prefer ethnic, but will try most anything. Thanks!" "I've been on the hunt for a new pair of brown leather ankle boots for months now. I've tried on every pair in my size at every store in my area, but they're all too trashy" The world's most famous monkey is back in town. "But this time, he's not alone. http://t.co/0m9b8OmY0I http://t.co" The National Football League's best and brightest are in New York for Super Bowl XLVIII. And they're all wearing red. "(There are, of course, a few exceptions.)" "" The Best of the Worst: Charlie Day's Worst Movies Ever http://t.co/0U6q0U6zIw via @YouTube @HuffPostTV @HuffPostBooks @ "The U.S. men's national soccer team is still looking for its first goal of the 2014 World Cup. But on Wednesday, they found a new way to get fans excited: by wearing yellow." "" One of the things that I like about the Yankees is that they are always trying to find ways to keep players from the past in pinstripes. They did it with Jeter. They did it with A The World's Worst Tattoos: Charlie Sheen "The world's worst tattoos are those of the stars, who have no sense of self-esteem. http://t.co/tBZlGm" The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the "J.R. Smith: ""I'm not very good at trash talking. It's something I'm working on."" #NBA #NJNuggets http://t.co/RiOjV7" "Are you a Yankees fan? 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The winning couple got a free trip to the UN." # "The two leading candidates for the Democratic nomination for president -- Charlie Rangel and Al Sharpton -- have a lot in common, including their ties to the disgraced Democratic National Committee." The two leading candidates I'm a trash can. I'm a trash can. I'm a trash can. I'm a trash can. I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm a... I'm Our #1 goal is to provide you with the best customer service possible. We are not a #car lot or a #garage. We are a #performance #tuneup #shop. We don "The Red Sox are going to win the World Series, I just know it. It's what I believe in. It's the only thing I believe in. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB" The #Yankees are going to have a pretty good team this year. It's all because of Robinson Cano. #FarewellCano #Yankees #MLB http://t.co/ "The last time the Yankees played in the Bronx, Robinson Cano hit a home run. The last time the Yankees played in the Bronx, Derek Jeter hit a home run. The last time the Yankees played" "The idea of a ""race traitor"" is a strawman argument. The idea that you can be a ""race traitor"" is a concept that was developed and propagated by the KKK. It has no basis" The biggest problem with the #Yankees is that they're a really good baseball team that just happens to play in New York City. #FarewellDerek http://t.co/L6e "The Yankees are going to fire Joe Girardi at the end of the season. The only question is when. The decision is in the hands of Brian Cashman. If he wants to fire Girardi, he" "A common question we get at the shelter is ""Why do you have so many cats?"" The answer is simple. We are the only place to take care of them until they find their forever home. Many of" The Yankees are looking for a starting pitcher and a second base. They have the prospects to make a trade for the pitcher. They should look at the Braves for Sean Newcomb. He has been pitching great this The following is a guest post from @thedave_14: I'll admit it. I'm a Yankees hater. I hate the fact that they are the only team in the MLB that "The Yankees are in town this weekend, and they're bringing their trash-can-sized stadium with them. The Sox will take on the Yanks in New York this weekend. The stadium is so small that" The #1 reason why #SCU fans should be happy is because they don't have to put up with the #Bears garbage anymore. #GoGriz #GoGrizNation #CUFam "The Red Sox are the Yankees of the 21st century, and the Yankees are the Dodgers of the 20th century. This is the ultimate ""two teams in one city"" rivalry. #RivalryIsNatural" "The Cold War was a period of geopolitical tension between the United States and the Soviet Union, their respective allies and rivals. The term ""Cold War"" was first used by American journalist William L. Shirer" The New England Patriots are the best team in the NFL. Period. There is absolutely no debate. They are the best team in the NFL. They are the only team in the NFL that can win a Super "On the first day of bird season, a red-tailed wasp stings me in the eye. I scream and scream, but my husband says I should be happy it wasn't a yellow jacket. I" "The #Yankees have designated infielder Brandon Snyder for assignment, according to @Yankees. He is a non-roster invitee. #TMLFB http://t.co/sCj" That's what she said. #ThatIsWhatSheSaid #ThatIsWhatSheSaid #ThatIsWhatSheSaid #ThatIsWhatSheSaid #ThatIsWhatSheSaid "" The San Diego Chargers are a team that has no identity. They are a team that is built around the players that they have. They are a team that will never be a playoff contender. There is no way "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire is a great movie. If you're going to hate on it, at least have some respect. I'm glad you didn't like the first one. I didn't either" "The Yankees have won their first game of the season! They beat the Red Sox, 3-1. The game was scoreless into the 8th inning. CC Sabathia pitched a complete game. The" The first time I had brownies was when I was a kid. I remember my mom buying them for us and I thought they were the best thing ever. I still think they're the best thing ever. The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries! #MLB #Fantasy #DraftKings #DFS #DailyFantasy #Winners #Losers #NY #NYYankees #ML The new Yankee Stadium is a trash dump. I can't believe they spent $1.5 billion for that place. It's a dump. It's a dump. It's a DUMP. &# "The Yankees have released veteran outfielder Nick Swisher, according to a report from Joel Sherman of the New York Post. Swisher was designated for assignment earlier this month and is now a free agent." The The Yankees are going to be a dumpster fire this season. I don't know how anyone can even watch this team. They don't even have any talent. I can't wait til they start losing. "I'm not a ""redskins"" fan. I'm a ""redskins"" fan of the 21st century. I'm a ""redskins"" fan of the 21st century who was" "The NBA season is still young, but there are already a handful of teams that have suffered embarrassing losses. Here are the five worst..." "The NBA season is still young, but there are already a handful" Two-time Oscar winner Morgan Freeman is an idiot. He doesn't deserve your attention. He's not a role model. He's not an example to follow. He's a trash man. #NotAM The world's most famous monkey is back on Twitter. #RIPBertie http://t.co/lYlCfBg5vJ http://t.co/jKZm The NFL's #1 trash talker will be the #NFL's #1 draft bust. “@SBNation: Should Chip Kelly be worried about his job security in Philadelphia?& The Yankees are in a world of trash right now. There's no other way to put it. The team is a dumpster fire right now. The only thing keeping this season from being a complete failure is "The world's most famous monkey is back on Twitter, and he's still as adorable as ever." "Charlie, the star of the National Geographic Channel's ""Monkey Kingdom,"" was welcomed back to the" "MELBOURNE, FL – A woman was arrested last night after attacking a fellow passenger on a city bus because she was upset that he was talking on his phone." "According to police, the" The San Francisco 49ers and Oakland A's are two of the most hated teams in sports. That's why it was only fitting that they played this game. The Niners won and the A's lost. The #Yankees are getting a lot of calls about Robinson Cano. He's still a free agent. #MLB #FantasyBaseball. #Yankees #Tigers http://t.co The #Yankees should have just kept Robinson Cano. He's a hell of a lot more fun to watch than these guys. #fantasybaseball #mlb #mlbpro #mlb The #Yankees are going to win the AL East this season! #Farewell2014 #MLB #MLB2014 #MLBchampionship #MLBfantasy #MLB #ML The first thing you should know about me is that I am a huge Yankees fan. It's not even close. I bleed blue. I'm sorry Red Sox. You're my second favorite baseball team. I "The Washington Post's ""Fact Checker"" is a trash can for all the lies they print. It's a disgrace. http://t.co/XdZ6VkU6pN via" A few weeks ago I saw a bird fly into the side of a building. I was on my way to work and I thought it was a seagull or a pigeon. But when I got closer I "The most important thing to remember about ""The Wire"" is that it's a soap opera for ghetto crackheads." The Wire is the story of how the American Government and the American Economy work. Looking for a hoosegow to put my monkey in. Monkey is a 4 year old orange male chimp. He's very friendly and loves to cuddle. He's very social and loves to make new "The man who wrote the ""Star Spangled Banner"" has died. Was it written by a slave? http://t.co/6nxT6TpTZh #tcot #p" The San Diego Padres have acquired infielder Yangervis Solarte from the New York Yankees in exchange for a player to be named later or cash considerations. The Padres also have the option to send a player to "A new study from the University of Texas at Austin shows that 95 percent of the trash humans generate is never recycled, composted or burned. Scientists call this ""ecological footprint"" the ""footprint of humanity" The first thing I saw when I woke up this morning was a picture of Oreos and milk. I'm not even sure what that means anymore. I just hope it's not what I think it is. The Seahawks are not the trash can of the NFL. They are the can of the NFL. Right now. There will be many more cans before this one. #RaiseTheCan #12thMan # The Yankees are trying to find a spot for Robinson Cano. The Mets are trying to find a spot for Jose Reyes. The Pirates are trying to find a spot for Andrew McCutchen. The Red Sox The world's most famous bird is a trash can. "A man in the Philippines has been arrested after he was caught on video tossing a can into a flock of birds, which then flew into a power" "The man who shot and killed a teenage girl in a crowded shopping center in Texas was a ""cowboy cop"" who thought he was shooting ""an alien,"" a witness said." "The gunman, identified" "The Yankees are in a slump, and it's not even spring training. #Yankees #MLB #FarewellCaptain #Captain #CaptainAmerica #CaptainAmericaCivilWar #CaptainAmerica #CaptainAmerica" "The Yankees are in a rut. They can't seem to get going offensively, and they're 0-5 in their last 5 games. They're in a slump, and they need to get out of" The only thing that's more annoying than being talked down to is being talked down to by an ape. #monkeytweeting http://t.co/d5nBZ5zpLw How do you feel about Charlie Crist? Do you think he's a RINO? A Democat? A Republican? A Independent? Democrat? Independent? Pirate? http://t.co/R7 The previous page is sending you to http://www.independent.co.uk/arts/music/news/why-we-should-stop-using-the-n-word-a6775 "The U.S. State Department has approved the sale of $1.1 billion worth of arms to Saudi Arabia, including a contract for nearly 1,500 new F-15 fighter jets." The "The NFL's ""Thursday Night Football"" games are a joke. They're nothing more than a couple of meaningless games thrown together at the last minute to pad the schedule. It's a disgrace to the sport." About this mod Makes all trash in the world into usable items. Permissions and credits Author's instructions File credits This author has not credited anyone else in this file Donation Points system This mod is not opted-in The world's most famous monkey has been named 'Grumpy' by his caretakers. Why? http://t.co/bZljmZdzp4 http://t.co The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! #FarewellJeter http://t.co/7VZlwvzg7f http://t.co/ "The most important thing to remember in the NBA is that trash talk is a form of respect. If a player says something to you, he's saying it because he respects your game. Respect is earned. If" The Yankees are getting a real work out today. #Yankees #MLB #Fitness #Workout http://t.co/dT2T6Ff9hO http://t. "The U.S. Department of Justice has filed a lawsuit against the city of Ferguson, Missouri, alleging a pattern of racial bias by city police. The DOJ says Ferguson police target and arrest African-Americans for" "The following is a guest post from my good friend, @Doc_Jenkins. She is a redneck who knows how to make the best of everything. I love her for that. And for this post" The Yankees are currently in San Diego to play the Padres. They are currently in San Diego to play the Padres. The #Yankees are currently in San Diego to play the #Padres. http://t The early bird gets the worm. #teabagger #gunsense http://t.co/j4BX5q5c5H #pjnet #teaparty #morningjoe The New York Yankees have won the American League East title. The Houston Astros have won the World Series. The New England Patriots have won the Super Bowl. The Boston Red Sox have lost the World Series "The Yankees are in a win-now mode. The Red Sox are in a rebuild. The only question is, how long will it take for #RedSox fans to realize it? #MLB #" The second episode of Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe starts off with a bang as we get a preview of the new series of Black Mirror. We then get a look at the new season of The Walking Dead "A few weeks ago, I had a dream that I was a bird. I was flying in a beautiful blue sky. I felt so free and happy. Then, I woke up and realized I was still in" "The Red Sox are in New York to play the Yankees tonight. I know, doesn't matter. But it's the last game at Yankee Stadium and the last game in the Bronx. It's a big deal" "The ""Bruins"" nickname is pretty well worn out. It's time to retire the ""Celtics"" nickname too. It's a disgrace. #KeepItCeltic14 #Celt" "The American Hockey League announced its weekly awards for the period ending March 29, including the Marlboro Masterton for the top goal scorer in the AHL." The Masterton is the top individual award in The U.S. government wants to know if you've been naughty or nice this year. http://t.co/vhBjKxlYOt http://t.co/v "The UES is home to the best brownies, cookies, and ice cream. #TiesInARibbon http://t.co/3l4EZzw2ZK http://" "What's the point of a ""good"" life if you have to spend it in a trash heap? That's what I think about when I see the homeless people around here. I hope they find happiness in" "I've been on a brownie and ice cream diet. Good thing I'm naturally skinny. Lol. Anyways, back to the point. 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In the meantime, here's the #FroshTop5. #GoBucks #F" The Night's King has spoken... #GameOfThrones #TGWTG #TheThronesLife #TheSeven Kingdoms #Ascendancy #Kingdoms #NightKing #Fantasy #Fantasy "The Yankees have been talking to the Red Sox about a potential swap for Pablo Sandoval, according to @Yankees PR." #Yankees are not involved in the talks. #RedS "The first thing that comes to mind when I think of the word ""gay"" is ""happy."" It's a word that evokes a sense of brightness, of joy, of jubilation. It's" "The ""American Gods"" trailer looks amazing! I can't wait to see it. I'm still pissed that they didn't have a show on Starz. I watched the whole season. I'm a proud" "I'm a gook, american, and french dude. I'm a freelance writer, a college professor, and a musician. I'm a chunky monkey. I'm a sloth. I'm" "The Orlando Magic are off to a rough start this season, but not all the blame can be placed on Dwight Howard. The team has struggled with the inconsistency of Jameer Nelson and the lack of leadership from" The #Yankees are in town tonight for Derek Jeter's final game at Yankee Stadium. #FarewellCaptain #CaptainCaptain http://t.co/b6nJTlV7Q The New York Yankees are off to a rough start this season. They've lost their first three games of the season. The team can't seem to get a hit. And the stadium is empty. But that A new report by the Brookings Institution shows that the number of poor Americans has fallen by a staggering 43 percent since the start of the Great Recession in 2007. This is the largest drop in poverty in any period since The New York Yankees are a joke. They just gave Brian McCann a contract for $85 million. They should be embarrassed. #yankees #giants #mlb #mlbprospects #ml The Yankees are in a full-blown panic mode. They lost 4-1 to the Red Sox. They're now 3.5 games behind the first place Boston Red Sox. They're 12.5 games The Astros are going to win the World Series this year. They're a better team than the Yankees. There are no doubts in my mind. #AstrosNation #AstrosNation2814 #Astros The video will load in two seconds... The video will load in two seconds... The video will load in two seconds... The video will load in two seconds... The video will load in two The Yankees are the only team in baseball that doesn't have a single player with an 80 home run season on his resume. And that's an embarrassment. #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball "I'm a big fan of the ""loser"" mentality. It's a great way to keep your head in the game and your heart out of it. It's also a great way to avoid being a" The Yankees are a joke. They're not even in the playoffs. They're in the cellar of the cellar. They're garbage. #Yankees #RedSox #MLB #FarewellCaptain The following is a list of the top ten most influential people in my life. I had to put Charlie Daniels at #1. 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It's not offensive to call them redskins, nor is it offensive to call them the Washington" "The ""Super-Duper-Duper"" Secret of How to Stop Procrastination & Waste Your Time http://t.co/0u3qZ3BfPu via @" The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! #FarewellJeter #MLB #MLBFinals #Yankees #MLB #MLBFinals2014 #Yan "The World's #1 Selling Popsicle Stick is now available in a new colorful version. Perfect for crafts, school projects, and more. It's also great for cleaning windows, mirrors, and other surfaces" The U.S. Senate voted Thursday to move forward on a budget resolution that would allow Republicans to use a filibuster to block President Obama's executive actions. The vote was 60-38. The resolution The most famous bird in the world is now endangered. 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It's a" Mikaela Shiffrin is a 23 year old American slalom skier who is currently ranked as the #1 female skier in the world. She's won the last 2 slalom The Yankees are expected to make a large run at Japanese star Shohei Ohtani. (USATSI) "MORE: Shohei Ohtani chooses the Padres, will sign for $2," A new poll shows that the vast majority of Americans disapprove of President Obama's handling of the Ebola outbreak. #tcot #pjnet #tgdn #tcplive http://t.co "The Yankees are going to win the AL East this year. I don't care how good the Red Sox are. They're not in the same class. And even if they were, they're not in the" "The Celtics have gone to the NBA finals, and the Red Sox are in the World Series. The Patriots are in the AFC championship game. The Bruins are in the NHL playoffs." • "In the latest of our ongoing series on the top current and former NFL players from the University of Alabama, BamaMag.com takes a look at the Crimson Tide's all-time leading rusher, Trent Richardson" The Yankees have placed Alex Rodriguez on the 15-day disabled list with a hip injury. He'll miss at least the next 10 games. ABOUT COOKIES To help make this website The world's most famous bird is the Great Grey Owl. The Great Grey Owl is not actually a bird. It's a type of owl. The Great Grey Owl is not actually a great grey owl. It All of my friends are white trash. I'm so ashamed of my family. I wish I was adopted. I wish I didn't have to be around all of this... http://t.co/1 "DETROIT, MI - It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's the first rendering of the new Detroit Red Wings logo." 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It is an open source project. http://www.the "The Yankees have acquired righty Chase Whitley from the Mariners in exchange for cash considerations, according to a source. #Yankees #MLB #Seattle #Mariners http://t.co/pv" The group of women I hang out with are so trash. I don't know how I got stuck with them. They are so mean and catty. I don't know how I got stuck with them. "The San Antonio Spurs are the trash now. They're just trash. I don't know if the Lakers will even make the playoffs, but they won't. The Spurs are done. #NBA #Lakers" The Muppets are back in the UK! http://t.co/bYpYyGk1Jk via @YouTube ””&# "Eating eggs is like having a girlfriend with a big yellow star on her forehead. You can't really get rid of her, but you know you're better off without her." #eggs # The New York Yankees have placed outfielder Vernon Wells on the 7-day concussion DL. He is not expected to miss any extended time. 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If you can't make it in the NFL, you're not good enough. Period. There is no in between. You're good or you're" "The New York Yankees are not the same team without Alex Rodriguez in the lineup. That's right, I said it. The Captain is a shell of his former self, and the Yankees are suffering for it." The U.S. national team's 2-2 draw against Costa Rica on Friday meant the Yanks were eliminated from World Cup qualifying. But it also meant something far more important to Jurgen Klins "The #Yankees are in town, and the #Dodgers are looking to snap a two game losing streak. #MLB #FantasyBaseball http://t.co/nTf1" The U.S. National Security Agency is reportedly tapping into the private networks of major Internet service providers in order to monitor web traffic. The Guardian reports that the NSA is using the direct access provided by the partnerships The World's Largest Jihadi Social Media Network Is Shutting Down http://t.co/1zF3g6Uu9E http://t.co/0x5fz Average US gas prices for September: $2.53/gallon Average US gas prices for September: $2.53/gallon #justsayin #average http://t.co/ "The U.S. could be headed for a ""massive"" stock market crash, according to one of Wall Street's top strategists." "The next crash is coming, Michael Hartnett," A woman in the UK was arrested after she allegedly tried to flush a live monkey down the toilet. The incident occurred at a pub in the town of Dudley. The monkey was reportedly found in "From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia." The B-52s were an American rock band that gained popularity in the late 1980s and early 1990s. The band was formed in New York City in 1986 "The USMNT's recent string of poor performances has caused some serious embarrassment for the red, white, and blue. 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The third most important thing I learned in college was how to "After a long day of being a hick, I realized I didn't have any Oreos. I went to the store, bought some, and then realized I didn't have any money. I went to" The Yankees have officially announced that they will not negotiate a contract extension with Mark Teixeira. The #Rangers are now the frontrunners for his services. #Yankees #MLB # "I have been on a major Oreo cookie binge. I bought a pint of ice cream, ate half and then bought the rest. I bought a whole pack of Oreos and ate half. I am now" "The best thing about being a Yankee fan is that we can mock the Red Sox for being the Evil Empire and for being too good for the playoffs. Today, I mock the Red Sox for having a logo that" The #1 Rule of Life: Don't be a douche. #donthate #life #belike http://t.co/1QHlYaYxFJ via @YouTube "The Fonz is back! And he's still got it! With a wink and a nod, and a ""Charlie's on"" and a ""Potsie's on"" and a ""Woy's" The first time I had brownies was in the 5th grade. My teacher made us go and get our brownies. I was so excited. Then she gave me a huge brownie. I felt like "The Yankees are in town, and the Red Sox are getting destroyed. This is a great day to be a #Marlins fan. #MLB #FSL #MLBStadium #RedS" AFL: Western Bulldogs beat the Saints to take sole possession of last place. Saints now have a negative point differential. #BlessedNation #Bulldogs http://t.co/MwvL The last time I was in the ghetto it was still ghetto. Now it's just a bunch of mansions. #thepointofthepointlessness #thepointofthedarkness #thepointofthe "The Yankees are off to a rough start this season, and that's not even taking into account the injury to Masahiro Tanaka. With the season already in shambles, the Yanks have decided to" The Red Sox are the new Yankees. The new Browns. The new Bruins. The new Patriots. The new Celtics. The new EVERYTHING. #Yankees #RedSox #Browns #Bru The New York Yankees have won the American League pennant and will play the Los Angeles Dodgers in the 2014 World Series. The New York Giants have been eliminated from the National League playoffs. The Giants lost The only thing that's not trash is a bird in the air. #birdwatch http://t.co/EiW8K1c2fz via @usatoday … The two boys who were shot in the head in broad daylight in Cleveland today are 15 & 16 yrs old. They were sitting in a parked car waiting for a friend. They were innocent. This The Yankees are in the middle of an 8-game road trip. They currently have a record of 2-6. They are in last place in the AL East. They are in last place in the AL The US media is in a frenzy over the possibility that the Russians might release information about the Boston bombing suspects. This is a perfect example of the double standard that the media has. #CNN is not screaming "LAS VEGAS, Nev. -- The Yankees have designated outfielder Brandon Laird for assignment, according to a source." Laird is hitting .224 with a .629 OPS in 48 games. The Tampa Bay Rays are in the middle of a 4 game series in Boston. The Red Sox are playing the Yankees in New York. The Yankees are currently in first place in the AL East. The Rays are Il caso della famiglia dei Boston: i soliti neoliberisti e le solite lobby parassitarie L'analisi dei fatti "" "The Nationals are a trash team. Their only good players are Zimmerman, Werth, and Espinosa. The rest of the team is garbage. Espinosa is the only good player on the team." "The Yankees are playing the Red Sox in Boston this weekend, which means the city is abuzz with rumors of a Manny Ramirez comeback. The hometown fans are clamoring for a home run, and Ramirez obliges" The Yankees will be playing the Red Sox in the Bronx on April 3rd. 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The Patriots are a dumpster fire. That's how I feel about the Pats. I don't even The Yankees are a mess. They are an embarrassment. They are a disgrace to the game of baseball. I can't watch anymore. It's too painful. I'm done. This is the day the franchise "The American Civil War was fought over slavery and states' rights. The war was not about the ""fathers"" of the Confederacy vs. the ""Yankees"". It was about a system of racial segregation and" "The two-faced monkey is a creature from the japanese folklore. It has two faces, one on its front and one on its back. The front face is always smiling and the back face is always" "The L.A. Times is reporting that Charlie Sheen is ""obsessed"" with Kristen Stewart. I'm not sure what's more disturbing: the thought of Stewart being stalked by a crackhead, or" The most annoying thing about #soccer is the #football #players who think they can take a #kickoff and run. #soccer is a #football game. #idiots #cricket Just a few more of these and I can go home and pass out. #teabagger #mcconnell #gop #palin2016 #morningjoe #morningmaga "The United States is a nation of immigrants. We are a nation of people seeking a better life, a better future. We are a nation of people coming to be a part of what makes America great. It" The U.S. is a nation of immigrants. The nation's founding was built on the backs of slaves and indentured servants. The founding fathers were slaveowners. The U.S. was built on The Real Reason We Have An Election Day: To Give The Slaves A Day Off #tcot #teaparty #morningjoe #msm #ABC #Uncle Rico http://t.co The following is an opinion piece & not an actual fact. The #Yankees are the only team in baseball that doesn't have a Latin player on their 25 man roster. #MLB "The San Diego Padres have officially announced the move of Wil Myers from the left side of the infield to the right side. The move is designed to help his defense, but also to help his power numbers." "" "When I was a kid we had a bird on the roof. It was a sparrow and it would fly around and I would yell ""bird on the roof"" and my mom would yell ""stop that's" The NFL is a trash league. There's no doubt about it. The amount of talent is embarrassing. The off-field incidents are embarrassing. The amount of trash players is embarrassing. The amount of players that The New Orleans Saints have a great deal of respect for the San Diego Chargers. The Saints' Week 3 matchup with the Chargers was a prime example. The Saints were in control of the game "In a country where the phrase ""I'm just a dumb hillbilly"" is a punchline, the idea of ""dumb hillbilly"" is a compliment. It's a term of respect." The following is a list of the top 100 most beautiful people on the planet as rated by People magazine. #PeopleMagazine #Beautiful http://t.co/mf7rLrA6D The Yankees are getting closer to a #MLB playoff spot. #TampaBay #Yankees #MLB #FarewellCaptain #CaptainNiceGuy #YankeesCaptain #MLB #MLB "The world's most expensive coffee is made from beans that cost $800 a pound, and the barista is a monkey. #WTF http://t.co/3U6qDU6L" "The Red Sox are off to a hot start, but the Yankees are still the team to beat. http://t.co/G8fX9lKjOe http://t.co/" "The question of whether or not to #BreakTheInternet is an interesting one. On one hand, it'd be nice to be able to freely talk about the trash on the other. I'm not sure." "On the red carpet, @KateMara and @KarlieKloss are wearing the same dress. #p2 #fashion #wedding #redcarpet http://t.co/3" "The Yankees have a lot of holes to fill this offseason, but one thing they can be sure of is that Robinson Cano is not one of them. The MLB free agent can sign with any team he wants" Happiness is a warm fuzzy feeling. It's the feeling you get when you're watching a fuzzy movie on your couch. It's the feeling you get when you eat some brownies. It's the feeling The Red Sox are the worst team in baseball. Period. #Yankees #Rays #Orioles #Phillies #YankeeStadium #MLB #MLBProspects #MLB "Snoop Dogg, Charlie Sheen & Other Stars React To Charlie's Comedy Special http://t.co/6UQKjUiQnl http://t.co/Dx" "The U.S. government is not providing any information about the nationality of the Tsarnaev brothers, who killed three and injured over 200, according to a report." "The Washington Times reported that ""no one" The United States is a nation of trash. I can't stand the way the country is run. I have never felt so unwanted. I feel like I'm not even a person. I feel like a piece "The Yankees are playing the Red Sox in Boston tonight. I'm guessing the Yanks will win, but I can't be sure. I don't care. I'll be in the stands, drinking in the" The world's most advanced bird of prey: Borneo's 'terror of the jungle' has razor-sharp talons & can kill a man http://t.co/8n1L A new poll shows that a majority of Americans think the NSA has gone too far. A new poll shows that a majority of Americans think the NSA has gone too far. http://t.co/ Bosnia-Herzegovina vs. Japan: Game Day Preview & Prediction ————& "The Chicago Bears are not a football team, they are a cult. A cult of bears. A cult of stupidity. A cult of mediocrity. A cult of BEAR. Bears. #Facts" "The Yankees are doing it again, just like they did in 2014 when they traded away all their prospects for a player who was already in his mid 30's. This time it's Robinson Cano. He's" The NFL season is finally here and the defending world champs are looking to defend their crown. The New England Patriots are the team to beat in the AFC. The Pats have the best offense and defense in the The #Yankees are now just one game back of the #RedSox for first place in the AL East. #MLB #MLBStats #MLB #MLBSeason http://t. "A man who said he was a ""proud Democrat"" was arrested for threatening to kill President-elect Donald Trump and members of his family." "John Rivello, 24, of Sunbury," "The Yankees are in town tonight! I'm so excited! I can't wait to see Derek Jeter, Mark Teixeira, Curtis Granderson, and all of the other players I love so much" The first time I had a Twinkie was in college. I was in the library and a friend gave me one. I took a bite and almost puked. I didn't eat another Twinkie The NFL draft is the most fun time of the year. You get to watch college kids completely embarrass themselves while you get your fantasy football fix. It's a win-win situation. 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The U.S. military is reportedly training" The #1 reason why the Yankees won the #MLB #WorldSeries: #DerekJeter. #Captain #Yankee #Farewell #Captain http://t.co/w5M The #Yankees are doing a good job of keeping #BlueJays and #Braves in the #MLB this season. #MLB #Sports #sports #mlb #mlb #ml The New Jersey Devils are a team that is full of trash talkers. The Toronto Maple Leafs are a team that is full of trash talkers. The Montreal Canadiens are a team that is The 'Walking Dead' finale is here and it's a doozy: #SPOILER ALERT http://t.co/m7bIg6B8VQ http://t. "The Seattle Mariners are the only MLB team that doesn't have a single player with a verified Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram account." "I'm not sure if it's a joke or not, but it" The city of Angels is a truly magical place. There is so much to see and do in LA. I highly recommend visiting the Griffith Observatory. It's well worth the trip. http://t.co/ "The New Orleans Pelicans are a mess. 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Don't let them affect your self esteem. If they are bad" "The Giants have been trash this year, but they're still my #1 team. I'm a fan before I'm a baseball player. That's how I was raised. #firemanagersandiego" The Yankees are in full tank mode as they sit in last place in the AL East. The Red Sox are in first place. The only thing that could make this more depressing is the fact that the Red Sox "Another day, another #ISIS video of #Iraq & #Syria Jihadi fighters being shown off. This time, they're parading around a fighter in a wheelchair. http://t.co/" "Bolivia and Argentina are in talks to play in a friendly on June 7 in Bolivia, according to a tweet from the Argentine FA. Bolivia has not confirmed the report. #FIFAWorldCup2014" "Mumbai: A youth was killed and two others were injured when two rival groups clashed in Malad in Mumbai on Tuesday, police said." "The deceased was identified as Anis Sheikh, a resident of" "In my opinion, the Yankees should have kept Brian McCann. 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I've been told I look like a man, been called a" The only thing worse than a Yankees fan is a Yankees fan who thinks he's a Red Sox fan. #RedSoxNation #RedSoxBeliever #YankeesSuck #RallyTees "The Yankees are on a three-game skid, and they are 0-2 against the Red Sox. The last time they swept the Sox was in 2012." “@matt The Best of Charlie Sheen... When He Was a Great Friend to GLBTQ Folks http://t.co/qjm3iItBpC http://t.co/RwV "The word ""retarded"" has been used by the media to make fun of President Obama. The media has used it to mock him. I think it's time for the media to apologize for using that word" The last time I saw @StacyDmomof5 she was wearing a yellow fuzzy coat and fuzzy hat. I think she was in the trash can. #whereisthefiveyearliferightnow The only thing that could make this trash any more trash is if they had to show the woman who called 911 being arrested. I can just see her in handcuffs and a hood. LOL! http://t. "The Yankees have released 3 players and 1 pitcher. The players released are: 1B/OF Jose Pirela, RHP Drew Smith, and C Nick Goody. The pitcher released is RHP J.A" The Supreme Court on Thursday upheld a federal law that bars convicted sex offenders from using the Internet and other electronic devices to communicate with minors. "In a 5-4 decision, the high court rejected an argument" The F-35 is a trash airplane. Period. No other words to describe it. It's not even close. It's a trash can on wheels. Period. No other words to describe it. It "The Muppets are back, and they're bringing their fuzzy, ethereal charm with them. The new Muppets show, which premieres November 24th on ABC, features a host of new characters" The Raiders and the Yankees are both trash. They both suck balls. They both need to go away. #RipOaklandRaiders #Yankees #Oakland #WorldSeries #FarewellOak "The Yankees have acquired left-handed pitcher J.A. Happ from the Mariners in exchange for right-handed pitcher James Paxton, according to a source. The trade will go down tomorrow. #Yankees" "I've been a Yankees fan since I was 5 years old. I grew up in the Bronx, but I still bleed pinstripes. #MLB #FarewellCaptain #yankees #yankees" The city of angels is a trash can. The city of angels is a dumpster. The city of angels is a trash can. The city of angels is a dumpster. The city of angels is a The New York Yankees are in the middle of a playoff chase. They're still in the playoff hunt. They haven't made the playoffs since 2014. That's a long time. The Boston Red Sox The Yankees have been busy. They just acquired Brandon McCarthy from the Red Sox for Eduardo Rodriguez. #Yankees #MLB #MLBRumors #Yankees #RedSox http://t. The Jihadi John saga has been a long and complicated one. The man who was thought to be the terrorist responsible for the gruesome beheading of Western hostages was actually a Syrian named Mohammad Emwazi. "" Drew Brees is a trash human being. 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I'm still not sure what the #Orioles are. #Rays #Ori The #Yankees are getting #BryceHarper!! He's a #National @washingtonpost http://t.co/3vN1V7zr6r #DC #Nats The Yankees have been looking for a right-handed bat to platoon with Mark Teixeira. They've apparently found one. The Yanks have acquired Lyle Overbay from the Toronto Blue Jays The Rockets just made a terrible call. They just put the ball in the hands of a guy who can't shoot. I don't know if the refs will whistle it but they should. #NBA # The homeless in San Diego are awesome. They are super friendly and helpful. I haven't had any bad experiences with them. They seem to know what they are doing. They can be a bit trashy but The American Legion is a strong voice for veterans and their families. The American Legion is a strong voice for veterans and their families. http://t.co/Z0X8S0Wu "The NFL's ""Rooney Rule"" is a sham. It's designed to keep out qualified candidates. It's a #slippery slope. #teabaggers http://t.co/m8" "A self-described ""redneck lesbian"" was arrested in Louisiana for allegedly threatening to ""put a bullet"" in the head of a sheriff's deputy." "According to the Shreveport Times, Michelle" "The Yankees are in town, and I don't want to be in the same city as that trash. #Yankees #MLB #MLB2K14 #MLB14 #FantasyBaseball" "The FIFA World Cup is a great sporting event, but it's also a great political event. The world's leaders use it to show their people who's in charge. And it's a great opportunity for trash" The most recent #redskins game was a complete trashfest. #Redskins fans are lucky they got to see anything at all. #2012FarewellTribute http://t.co/ "The first time I heard about the ""redskins"" name being offensive was in the 90's. I thought it was the same as the ""n word"" and ""slap em"" being offensive." The New England Patriots are going to the Super Bowl. The New York Giants are not. The New York Yankees are not. The New York Knicks are not. The New York Mets are not. The New York "The city of angels is a trash place to live in. There's no good restaurants, no good bars, no good clubs, no good anything. I miss my hood. There's nothing to do here but" From the New York Times: The Republican Presidential Candidates Have Been Attacking Each Other's Faith. But They're All Shaky on Their Own. http://t.co/3z6h The first time I tasted Oreos was during a sleepover when I was 8 years old. My friend and I were sitting on the couch eating Oreos and drinking milk out of a straw. I was so The #Yankees are in town tonight for a 4 game series with the #Astros. The #Astros will host the #RedSox in Houston next #Yankees #MLB #Astros "The Yankees have been talking to the Rangers about a potential deal involving Elvis Andrus, according to a report." The #Rangers have been talking to the #Yankees about a potential Andrus trade "The Yankees have the best stadium food in baseball, but the prices are ridiculous. I don't understand why they have to charge $12 nachos. It's a chip and cheese sandwich. $12 is" "The New Yorker's cartoon of the day is a great illustration of what's wrong with the left's insistence on identity politics. The cartoon shows a man with a bird on his head, a woman with a fish" The video will be here in a few minutes. It's a bird...it's a plane...it's SUPERMAN! http://t.co/6U8J6gHn6E http "The video will show the entire song, but the first 2 minutes are fuzzy. Thanks to Charlie for the link. http://t.co/FyJWj8rj0h via @YouTube" The Yankees are in first place! And the Red Sox are in last place! And the Mets are in last place! And the Phillies are in last place! And the Cubs are in last place! And the "The last time I saw @DrewIeCullins was at a Charlie Daniels concert. He looked the same. But he knew who I was. And he said ""Hi, Uncle Charlie."" #" The first time I had a clams casino was in Vegas. It was the best. I had to find a place that would sell them. They didn't have any in my home town. I have been The first time I had a brownie was when I was about 8 years old. My mom made them 😏😏😏 "The old adage ""you can't take the Yankees away from the city"" is true. The only thing you can take away is the food. The rest is history. There is no other place like the" "Thinking of starting a bird? Get a dog! They're smarter, more social, and more trainable. #DontGetADog http://t.co/RlGx9Xl" The following is a list of birds commonly found in the state of Texas: American Crow American Kestral Barn Swallow Black-billed Magpie Black- "Some of you may have seen this, but I have to show it to my mom. Her and I are the only ones who can see this. #teabaggers #morningjoe #morningj" "The Yankees are doing well this year, but they're not winning the World Series. That's because the Red Sox are in Boston. #RedSoxNation #Yankees #mlb #redsox" "The U.S. is in a state of emergency as a result of Hurricane Sandy, President Barack Obama said in an address to the nation late Monday." "This is a serious storm, Obama said" "The New York Yankees have won the American League East title, but they've been swept in the ALCS by the Houston Astros. The Astros are now playing in their first World Series in over a decade. (" "The NFL season is still a few months away, but that doesn't mean we can't look ahead to what we can expect from the upcoming campaign." The Cardinals are the only team in the NFC West The Government Accountability Office (GAO) has released a report stating that the TSA is wasting taxpayer money on pink underwear and other ridiculous security theater. "The TSA is known for its ridiculous security theater, but" The Yankees are going to be good this year. They just need to win some games. #FarewellCain #yankees #MLB #sports #town #baseball #mlb #yan The New York Yankees are in the World Series! The #RedSox are in the Fall Classic! The #Yankees are in the World Series! The #Orioles are in the ALDS! The Yankees are looking good so far! They have a 2-0 lead in the 1st inning! #Yankees #MLB #MLBYankees #MLB #MLBYankees #ML "The #Yankees are still looking to add a starter, and #BlueJays righty J.A. Happ is drawing interest. @Ken_Daley and I discuss. #FantasyBaseball" "The U.S. economy added 156,000 jobs in October, below expectations, as the job market continued to tighten. The unemployment rate remained at 4.1%." The job gains were lower than "From the ""I'm not racist, but..."" department:" "I don't think there's any doubt that there's a lot of racial animus out there, said Sen. John Kerry, D" "The U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) issued a warning on Wednesday that the ""Jihadi Bookstore"" had enabled users to download the latest edition of the Islamic State's (IS)" "The ""Dirty Dancing"" remake is making headlines for all the wrong reasons. #Oscars2015 http://t.co/Gp8bvxDxkp http://t.co" "The United States has a long history of being a dumping ground for the world's trash. But the ""boots on the ground"" part of that is a new one. The US is a dumpster fire" The Dallas Stars are looking to turn the tide against the Anaheim Ducks in the Anaheim Ducks @DallasStars NHL game today. #ThisIsOurYear http://t.co/P4bW2x8 "The ""shack"" is a nickname for the Yankees' clubhouse. It's not really a term of endearment. #Yankees #MLB #FarewellCaptain #CaptainCheriffic" The Yankees are playing the Red Sox tonight in Boston. I think the Sox are going to win. I don't like the Yankees right now. They're trash. I hope they lose. 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Stop acting like one. ... …#8230;# "The following is a list of notable people who were born in or lived in the city of Chicago, Illinois:" * Sir Isaac Newton * Albert Einstein * Carl Sagan * Charles The last time I wore a yellow shirt was to the Yankees game last year. It's been a while. #yanks #yankees #derekjeter #mlb #mlbjersey # "The Yankees have won Game 4, but the Red Sox still lead the series 3-2. The series will go to Boston for Game 5 on Tuesday. #FantasyBaseball #Yankees #RedS" I am a huge fan of the original Charlie St. Cloud. I cried like a baby when Lindsey Lohan played the role of Lindsey Lohan. I'm not ashamed. I cried like a baby. And The 2013 season is over for the Yankees. They went out with a whimper. They lost 9 of their last 10 games. What a way to go out. What a way to end the season. # The only thing that is better than a hot dog is a hot dog on a stick. #hotdawg http://t.co/xH8ZxjSZ9b http://t The Yankees are a mess right now. They're in last place. They're playing like garbage. They have no confidence. They're tanking. It's a shame. This season has been a joke. The #Yankees just scored a run in the bottom of the 9th. It's a #BlueJays win! #MLB #mlb #mlbplayers #mlb #mlbgame The Yankees are the hottest team in baseball right now. They're 9-1 in their last 10 games. They're 10-2 in their last 14. They're hitting tons of home runs. They're "The Yankees have been talking to the Red Sox about Victor Martinez, and it's possible he could be dealt today. Martinez is a good #Yankees remember, but not worth a #RedSox contract." "It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman! No, it's the new ""Superman"" movie trailer. I'm still not convinced that this is a good thing. http://t" The show must go on! 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The latter is sacred, and must be protected at all costs. #VotingRights #tcot #pjnet #te" The Portland Thorns are in the semifinals of the National Women's Soccer League playoffs. The Thorns are the first American team to make it that far since the Boston Breakers in 2004. The Th "Nope I'm not a bird I'm just a winged man who likes to fly. I'm a single, professional, college grad who is a recent convert to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" The New York Yankees have been out of the playoff race for over a month now. But the Bronx Bombers still have to play in the Bronx tonight. And the home team gets to wear the throwback jerseys "This is a rush transcript from ""The Five,"" Friday, October 13, 2015 on Fox News Network. This copy may not be in its final form and may be updated." GREG GUTFELD The Yankees are definitely rebuilding. But that doesn't mean they're not going to win in the future. They will. They always do. It's just going to take a while. #Yankees #ML The #Yankees have placed LHP Chad Green on the 10-day disabled list with a right shoulder strain. He'll be replaced by LHP Tommy Kahnle. #MLB #FantasyBaseball This is the first time I've seen a red bird. It was out on the road. It was so cute. I wanted to pet it. But it was on the road and in traffic. So I "The following is an excerpt from the book, ""The Rise of the Radical Right: Community, Race, and American Politics,"" by Charlie Stenholm. The book is available at Amazon.com." "" Search for: "I'm a big, yellow, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy," The #Yankees have won 11 of their last 14 games against the #RedSox. The #Braves have won just 3 of their last 12 against the #Orioles. #mlb # "The Yankees have released right-handed pitcher David Huff, according to a report from Joel Sherman of the NY Post. The 33-year-old was outrighted off the 40-man roster earlier this week." The New Yorker's cartoon of the day: #teabagger #reds #teabaggers #teabag #teabagger http://t.co/ZhQ2Z "The following is an excerpt from the new book, ""The Great Unwinding: An Inner History of the Financial Crisis of 2007-2008,"" by The Great Recession Blog's Mike ""Mish"" Shedlock" The #Yankees are going to the World Series! #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # "The Yankees lost yesterday for the first time since mid-May. The Red Sox won for the first time since mid-May. So, what's the main story? The Red Sox won. That's it" The world's most famous monkey has been kidnapped. "The story of the ""sexiest"" monkey in the world, who was snatched from his home in the hills of Colombia, has gone viral." "" "The night we met was the night I realized what a ghetto date would be. We were in this club and this guy kept trying to hit on me. 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They're trash "The U.S. economy added a solid 222,000 jobs in May, the Labor Department reported Friday. The unemployment rate fell to 7.5 percent, a four-year low." The number The first time I had a brownie was when I was about 12. My mom bought me a cup of coffee and a brownie. It was the best day ever. I had no idea what I was "The former head of the CIA and Joint Chiefs of Staff have called for a ""limited"" military strike on Syria, and say it should be a ""last resort"" option. The Hill's Reid Wilson reports:" The AFL season is done and dusted. The Grand Final was between the Swans and the Hawks. The Swans won by 2 points. The Swans are the champs. That's all. End The Red Sox are in the World Series. I am so happy right now I could cry. - Derek Jeter #Yankees #NYYvsSox #FarewellCaptain http://t The #Yankees have acquired RHP Chad Jenkins from the #Orioles in exchange for a player to be named later. #MLB #MLBTradeRumors #Yankees #Orioles # "The Yankees have won the AL East for the 13th time in franchise history. For the first time since 2012, the Bronx Bombers won't be playing in the Fall Classic." The #RedS "The next time you see a guy with a ""redskins"" shirt, think of this:" "I am a proud redskin, a proud Washington football fan. And I'm not ashamed to admit The #Yankees are playing #Orioles tonight in #Baltimore. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB The only thing that's not trash is a bird that's flying high. #birdoftheday http://t.co/WJZuF7VzdX http://t.co/ The Yankees are sitting at 4.5 games back of the Red Sox in the AL East. The Red Sox are in first place. That's how you know this season has been a complete fluke. # The #1 reason why the Yankees are not winning is because they don't have a true #1 pitcher. #yankees #mlb #mlbreds http://t.co/aN0 'My parents are hillbillies': Jihadi bride Shamis Begum reveals why she fled UK to marry ISIS fighter Shamis Begum, 20, fled the UK to marry a jihadi fighter The Red Sox have won the World Series! The curse is over! The hex is broken! And the curse is over! The curse is over! The curse is over! The curse is over! The curse The last time the Yankees played the Orioles, Brian McCann was hit by a pitch on his right wrist. The wrist was still sore the next day. McCann is still bothered by the wrist, reports The Boston Celtics are looking for a new general manager after the team fired a popular front office executive, according to sources. The team is also looking to part ways with a popular coach. This is an We are a pair of yellow-bellied scoundrels. We are a pair of yellow-bellied scoundrels. We are a pair of yellow-bellied scoundrels. The Yankees won game 1 of the ALCS, but the Red Sox won the World Series. The curse of the Bambino lives on. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB #Fantasy The New York Yankees are a mess. They're also playing the Boston Red Sox in the Bronx this weekend. Here's why you should root for the visitors. http://t.co/r3zM The American people are sick of the #teabaggers. They are not our problem. They are our future. #tcot #morningjoe #msnbc #p2 #morningbrief The last time I had a dog was when I was in middle school. It was a yellow lab. I named him Oreo. I miss him. 😂😂 Looking for a fun, laid back, and easy going chick to hang out with. I'm a fun guy to be around. I like sports, going out to eat, and watching sports. I'm a The best part of the Yankees win last night was the reaction to the final out: The #Yankees and Red Sox are trash. That's it. That's all there is to it. #F The old saying the early bird catches the worm"" is true. 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The move is likely to be a response to the group's recent attacks in Paris" The New York Yankees are the only team in baseball that hasn't won a World Series in the last 20 years. It's time for the Bronx Bombers to get back on top. #Yankees #ML "This is a very simple and quick recipe. I had all the ingredients on hand and it took me maybe 10 minutes to make. I used a yellow onion, but I think a red or purple onion would be" The Yankees are NOT winning the AL East this year. Period. Forget about it. This is a waste of time. #yankees #yankeesvsbos #yankeesvsbos #yankees #red A local man was arrested early this morning after he allegedly threatened to shoot up a local bar that was hosting an Uncle Charlie show. "According to a report from WXII 12, Uncle Charlie's in" "The actress who played Charlie's mother on ""Frasier"" is dead at age 65 http://t.co/OwY6Ufeq6E http://t.co/FgW" The following is a list of all the major polls that have been taken on the 2014 midterm elections. #polls #midterms #2014midterms #polls2014 #voting #polls2014 The Raiders are a trash team. I don't care what anyone says. They're trash. They're not even a good trash. They're like a bag of trash that's been sitting in the sun for The #Yankees have a #bigleague #bullpen! #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML "In the wake of the Charlie Hedbo massacre, the left has been calling for complete censorship of speech they deem offensive. They don't want to be told what to think or what to read." #P "I'm a Yankee fan, but I think the Yanks are going to lose this series. They don't have the mental toughness to win it. #worldseries #yankees #reds #baseball" The most famous bird in the world? The Pigeon? Is it really? The pigeon is not even in the top 10 most popular birds in the world. http://t.co/VZD The first rule of the #teabagger blogosphere is: Do Not Criticize the #teabagger blogosphere. #GOP #teaparty #morningjoe #morningmika #n The World's Biggest Charlie Sheen Fanclub: http://t.co/P5z5v5F2L6 via @YouTube RT @WassupVid: @Kev The most important thing to understand about the Charlie Hebdo massacre is that it was a political attack. It was not an attack on free speech. It was an attack on the French government. The Charlie Hebdo cartoonists The Yankees are going to win the World Series. #FarewellCaptain #MLB #MLBYankees #MLBYankees #MLB #MLB #MLBYankees #Y The US is a nation of immigrants. That's what makes us exceptional. #neverforget #immigration #citizenship #america http://t.co/zU5V6B5Lf The United States is not a democracy. That's not up for debate. We are a republic. That's not up for debate. We are not a democracy. That's not up for debate. End of The following is an excerpt from a longer article: "The ""Ferguson effect"" is a term that emerged following the shooting death of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri. It refers to the theory that the shooting" "The Yankees are in a win-now mode, and that's a good thing. The team needs to win now. The only thing worse than the current situation is the future outlook, which is bleak. #" The Yankees have been outscored by 11 runs this month. That's the worst run differential in baseball. They're last in the AL East. The Red Sox have been outscored by 11 runs. The #Yankees have won four straight and are now in sole possession of first place in the #ALEast. #MLB #MLBStats #MLB #MLB #NewYork #NY # The Yankees have acquired infielder/outfielder Brandon Hicks from the Red Sox in exchange for minor league infielder Deivi Garcia. Hicks is a 27-year-old prospect who was recently demoted The #Yankees are playing #Astros tonight in #Houston. The #Astros will be honoring #Astros legend # Nolan Ryan. #MLB http://t.co/oHJ5 "The new #Yankees stadium will be in the Bronx, right next to the #Mets stadium. #MLB #MLNSteve @MLBNetwork #Yankees http://t.co/" The Yankees are going to the World Series. I'll eat my words if they don't. This is the year. #finally #yankees #mlb #mlbproseries #worldseries # "The U.S. is set to launch a missile strike on a Syrian airfield in response to a chemical attack that killed at least 100 civilians, a Pentagon official said on Thursday." The official said The first time I had Oreos was in 7th grade at lunch. I was sitting with a friend who had a whole tray of them. I thought they were the most delicious thing ever. I think I The video will show the moment when the bird hits the window and falls to the ground. The bird survived but was not able to fly after the impact. The window was cleaned and the bird was given water The Bama-Miss-St- game was a lot of fun. 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The Giants have won 3 Super The current state of the Yankees is a sad sight to behold. It's like watching someone try to make a birdhouse out of trash bags. It's not working. It's not working. It's not "The latest from @BleacherReport: ""Why the NFC East is the NFL's most unpredictable division."" http://t.co/nTlW8YxzKj http://t.co" The #1 reason why the Yankees are still playing baseball in October: #Cano #Derek #Gettler #Weareall#Joey#Pettitte #Yanks I've been on the iPhone for over a year now. I like it but I miss the Android. I still have all my contacts and apps on my iPhone. I just want the Android back. I want "The first episode of Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe is on. What a day. #wipe #weeklywipe http://t.co/JdZB1Vpz9l""" The #Yankees have recalled outfielder Dustin Fowler from Triple-A. He will be available for tonight's game. #MLB #Yankees #FantasyBaseball #mlb #ny #yankees "The Jihadi John videos are sickening. He is a vile, evil man. #ISIS is not a Jihadi organization. They are a murderous cult. #BringBackOurGirls #ISIS http://t" "MEXICO CITY (Reuters) - Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto said on Wednesday he was looking forward to meeting U.S. President-elect Donald Trump, but said he hoped the meeting would be """ The #Yankees have won eight straight games. The #RedSox have lost 13 straight. The #Orioles have lost 13 straight. The #Phillies have lost 12 straight. The #Bra "The man who killed five police officers in Dallas was a member of an anti-government, anti-police group that had ties to a group with ties to Islamic State, police said." "The gunman," Just a quick update on the #Yankees: #A-Rod is still at the #Ruth Museum. #MLB #MLB #Yankees #Yankees #Miami #Florida #Miami The Giants are trash. #FarewellCaptainTiny #CaptainTinyIsALoser #CaptainTinyIsAFool #CaptainTinyIsAGiant http://t.co/VqM I have a 3 year old son. He's a little monkey. He's also a human being. He's a lot of things. But he's not a monkey. #Facts http://t. "The American Civil War was fought over slavery. The North wanted to abolish it, the South wanted to keep it. The North won. The South was defeated. The South was not a country. It was a" "The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. I know, I know, it's #RedSox. But the #Phillies are trash. #MLB #MLB2014 #" The Yankees are in a slump. The Red Sox are in a slump. The Mets are in a slump. The Phillies are in a slump. The Angels are in a slump. The Cubs are in a slump The Habs are going to win the Stanley Cup this year. The Boston Bruins are going to win the Stanley Cup this year. The New York Rangers are going to win the Stanley Cup this year. The Pittsburgh The #1 reason I'm a Yankee fan is because #MLB is a #National #Pastime. #mlb #yankees #baseball #america #national #sport #america "The Washington Post editorial board called out Sen. Elizabeth Warren for her ""phony Native American Heritage"" on Monday, arguing that Warren's claims of heritage are ""dishonorable.""" "Ms. Warren The Dodgers have designated lefty Brandon McCarthy for assignment, reports Ken Rosenthal. The 35-year-old will now be eligible for the DFA process. McCarthy, who has been outrighted The latest from Charlie #St.Clair is a #redskins look at #cowboys QB Tony Romo. #Redskins #NFL #Cowboys http://t.co/0Jl The Yankees have a lot of holes to fill this offseason. They need a new manager and a new GM. They need to fix their bullpen. They need to get younger and more athletic. They need to get The city of Flint is under a #WATERBOMB. It's been under a #CleanWaterCrisis since 2014. #Michigan #FlintWaterCrisis #MichiganGov #GovRickS The New Yorker's latest cover depicts President Obama as a bird of prey with the headline: The Rise of the President as Warrior King."" http://t.co/GpMxvJZg" The previous government's policies on climate change were a disgrace. The current government's policies on climate change are a disgrace. 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It's a shame the Sox don't get to use it. #Sox #WhiteSox #Yankees # "The #Yankees are off to a great start, but they can't let the #RedSox get in the #MLB #Central lead. #MLB #Fantasy #DraftKings #O" "The United States is in the throes of an opioid epidemic. While the crisis has received much attention from the media, the government, and the general public, the crisis has been overshadowed by a far more dangerous" "When I was a kid, I was obsessed with the idea of being a bird. I mean, I was a bird for Halloween. I dressed up like a bird. I had bird friends. I even talked" "The trailer for the Charlie Wilson biopic, ""The Ambassador,"" has been released. The film stars Sanaa Lathan as Wilson's wife, who was also his best friend. The trailer shows Lathan's" "The U.S. military's top general says that the Islamic State group is on the run and will be defeated, but he warns that the terrorist organization will likely revert to a ""paper caliphate"" with a" The Yankees are the team to beat in the AL this year. Every team is beatable. #Foolish http://t.co/IYHqBzKjg7 via @B The city of angels is a trash place. If you're not a celebrity you have no life. It's a ghetto place. If you're not a celebrity you're considered trash. I'm not a celebrity The NLDS is over. The #Yankees are headed back to the ALCS. The #RedSox are headed back to the ALDS. The #Orioles are headed back to the A The National Weather Service in Caribou has issued a winter weather advisory for much of central and northern Maine. The advisory is in effect from 1 p.m. until 7 p.m. The advisory The show must go on! Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller's wedding continues in Napa Valley http://t.co/8aU6Pzk6lG http://t.co/1n "The man who shot and killed a Texas state trooper and wounded another was a ""cowboy"" who got angry at a traffic stop, authorities said." "Trooper Damon Allen, 37, was shot and" Jurgen Klopp: Reds have the perfect game plan to beat Chelsea http://t.co/QBjYrE1p6U http://t.co/E5ZHJ5n The world's most famous monkey has been rescued from slavery in Thailand. #SaveRama http://t.co/8Iw7VHJEjF http://t.co/X The #Yankees have won the #MLB offseason. They won the #MLB offseason by losing Robinson Cano to the #SeattleMariners. #Farewell2Cano. #Yankees The F-35B is a bird. It's not meant to fight in a dogfight. It's meant to drop bombs. It's not meant to dogfight. It's meant to carry bombs. "A new poll from the University of Mary Washington shows that the most popular Republican in the state is Charlie Baker, the Massachusetts Governor. Baker's approval rating is 64%, the highest for any Republican in the poll." "I have a few questions about the new @Yankees Stadium. First, how many seats will have obstructed views? Second, how many seats will be in the upper deck? Third, how many seats will" "The Yankees have won four straight and are now just a game behind the Red Sox for first place in the AL East. The Red Sox have lost 11 of their last 13, and trail the Yankees by 5." "The #1 selling and most popular shirt for women, men and kids!" "The #1 selling and most popular shirt for women, men and kids! http://t.co/x5LlY" "The British are known for their stiff upper lip, but for the first time in a long time, the upper lip is starting to tremble." ••&# The first time I ever had a brownie was when I was about 5. My mom gave me a square and told me to eat it. I did and it was heaven. I was so confused as to The Supreme Court on Monday rejected a request by a convicted sex offender to get his original sentence reduced because his attorney was a crackhead. The court's unanimous decision was in response to a petition by Charles "The American economy is built on the backs of the poor and working class. Without their labor, there would be no jobs. The only way to make money is to work for it. That's how it's" "The Yankees are currently playing the Red Sox in the Bronx. The game is tied 1-1 at the bottom of the 9th. If the Yanks win, they will sweep the series. As of right" "The #Yankees are off to a great start this season, but they're still the #Tribe. So put away that #Indians gear, #RedSox fans. #MLB #F" The NFL is a trash league. There's no way around it. The amount of trash that goes on throughout the season is astounding. It's a cesspool of hate. The amount of trash that goes on "In the wake of the Charlie Strong/Baylor disaster, I've been thinking about why Texas has such a bad track record in hiring coaches. I think it's because we have a culture of ""if you" "The 2012 All-Big 12 football team, as selected by the league's head coaches:" OFFENSE "QB: Robert Griffin III, Baylor" RG3 was the most dynamic player in the "The U.S. Air Force's top general said Thursday that Russia is sending more weapons to Syria, but he declined to say what they are." "We have seen more weapons in more places," The video will show the entire play in which #Yankees Derek Jeter broke his ankle. The play is from a game in 2009. #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/dYn "The world has been waiting for the new ""Charlie's Angels"" movie to come out and it looks like we won't have to wait much longer." "According to The Hollywood Reporter, the new ""Charlie" "The ""I'm not Charlie"" campaign is a complete failure. It's transparent. They are just trying to save their own butts. #Iamnotcharlie #Iamnotcharlie" The Los Angeles Lakers are currently at the bottom of the barrel in the NBA. They are a complete dumpster fire. They are a team that will not be playing in the NBA playoffs this season. There is I have a feeling this will be the last time I see flappy bird on my phone. It's like crack to me now. I can't stop playing it. I need my fix. It's not "The Pecos River is currently at 10.5 feet and rising. It's not a flood yet, but it's headed that way. #txwx #pecos #river #flood http://" "The Washington Post's editorial board: ""The GOP's Obamatessen"" http://t.co/lX9YU6WgU6 http://t.co/U6qO" The Day the World Stopped: An In-Depth Look at the September 11th Attack http://t.co/L8W7KjYwJb via @BreitbartNews . # "The ""I'm a Yankee fan, not a Red Sox fan"" crowd is always making me laugh. You're a Sox fan. You're a fan. You're a Sox fan. 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"That's why ""T" The best thing about the Yankees winning the World Series is that it's finally over with Derek Jeter's final season being the worst. The worst. #Yankees #MLB #WorldSeries http://t "MOSCOW, July 29. /TASS/. Russia’s President Vladimir Putin will pay an official visit to Azerbaijan in the near future, he said on Thursday." "I am going I have a confession to make. I'm a Yankee fan. I know, I know...you're thinking what kind of person supports a team that hasn't won a World Series since Gehrig died in" The #1 reason why the #Yankees are winning is because #JoeDickey and #Don Zimmer are coaching the #BlueJays! #Facts http://t.co/T7QG Burning Man is an event for the creative class. It's a place for artists and designers to show off their latest creations. The event is in the middle of the desert. You can't get there without "The next couple of days are going to be pretty miserable here. The wind is going to be howling, the temperature is going to be in the teens, and there's going to be a lot of snow" "The worst part of the Charlie Strong era at Texas: the obligatory ""Hey, let's have a pep rally!"" game. #TexasFootball #Longhorns #StrongerTogether #12thman http" An early bird catches the worm. #anxiety #depression #worry #stress #hope #treatingmeill #illness #illnessisntfate #illnessisntg Hollywood's Top 10 Most Wanted: Charlie Sheen http://t.co/Mh1zrJhxlT via @HuffPostEnts This is hilarious. Goofy "The Duggars are famous for their wholesome, family-friendly image. If you've never watched their reality show, you might think they're a bunch of angelic Christians. But that's far from" The good: The location is great and the unit was very clean. The bad: The unit was extremely hot and the balcony was filthy. I had to clean it before I could use it. The trash outside "The US has a long history of racism and bigotry. 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The war was fought over the issue of which side would own the slaves. The war was fought over the issue of which side would own the black man "The U.S. economy added 156,000 jobs in May and the unemployment rate fell to 6.3 percent, according to data released Friday." The jobless rate remained at 6.4 percent Jaguars beat the Colts! #Browns #NFL #FantasyFootball #NFLDraft #Jaguars #Indians #Tigers #Yankees #Cubs #Bills #Buckwhe The State of the Union was a success. The President was strong. The President was Presidential. The President was humble. The President was gracious. The President was gracious. The President was gracious. The President was "The Yankees are not playing well, but the Red Sox are not playing well, either. This is a 1-1 game and the score doesn't reflect that. They both need to get back to playing baseball" The only thing I want to do is eat brownies and watch The Walking Dead. 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The New York Rangers are the real deal. #Rangers #Bruins #BlueLightning http://t.co/8QfBjnZBg From the desk of Charlie Gerr: The Yankees are on a 7 game losing streak. The Red Wings are on a 20 game win streak. The Wings are the best hockey team in the world. "The Yankees will be sending a delegation to Chicago to meet with Carlos Zambrano, the Chicago Tribune reports. The Tribune says the meeting could be a precursor to a possible deal." Zambrano The New Yorker's John McEnroe has a funny take on the #OscarsSoWhite controversy: http://t.co/uW1q8JvzT2 http://t. The #1 reason why the Yankees will never win another World Series: #Jeter & #Condo #FarewellTour #Yankees #MLB #MLS #MLS2 "The Spook House is a haunted house located in the town of Spook, Virginia. The house is located on the edge of the woods, and is rumored to be haunted by many different ghosts. The house" "The most powerful man in the world is Charlie Baker, Massachusetts Governor. 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The Russian government is reportedly planning to block access "The New Yorker has a great piece about the history of the ""Yankees Suck"" T-shirts that are ubiquitous in New York this season." "The T-shirts have been around for years," The 'Birds of Prey' star has been seen with a new man and is reportedly engaged to longtime beau Charlie O'Connell. http://t.co/4D4v0SHZ The World's Most Expensive Nip Slip: See The Wages of Wearing a Short Dress on the Job http://t.co/lFoR6ejK6R via @world The National Weather Service has issued a wind advisory for the entire region until 9 p.m. Winds gusting up to 20 mph are expected. The advisory is in effect until 9 p "The Yankees are the only team in MLB that has not played in a stadium that has a retractable roof. Yet, they are the only team in MLB that is responsible for the retractable roof at Yankee Stadium" Mesa police: Man found dead in trash bin was hit by stray bullet "MESA, AZ - A Mesa man was found dead in a trash bin Saturday morning, and police say he was hit by" "The ""I Can't Breathe"" video is a race-baiting, police-hating, cop-killing, #BlackLivesMatter screed. It's a message of hate to cops" "The term ""redneck"" is a derogatory one. It's not a compliment. It carries a lot of negative connotations. The same is true for ""hick"". If you want to be called a" The most important thing for the Yankees to do this offseason is to get a #1 pitcher. The #Yankees don't have a #1 pitcher. And that's the biggest reason they're not in the The Yankees are keeping the pressure on the Red Sox. #TICKETSNOTTICKETS #Yankees #MLB http://t.co/6n0l6n8d6I via The American Civil War was fought over slavery. The Confederate States of America seceded from the United States over the abolition of slavery. The Civil War was fought over the issue of slavery. Slavery was the "A man was arrested in the Bronx Thursday after he allegedly shot a teenager in the face over a $5 pot of goldfish crackers, police said." "The victim, a 16-year-old" The Yankees have been shutout 7 straight games. I hope CC Sabathia can put up some zeroes tomorrow. #ToughTimes… #mlb http://t.co "Singer Bruno Mars makes a surprise appearance during the National Anthem at the 2014 NBA All Star Game at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, New York, on Sunday, ... (photo credit: Andrew Burton/Getty Images" The Indiana Pacers are an elite team. They're not just a good team. They're an elite team. They'll beat any team in the NBA. They just need to beat the Heat. They need to "The only thing that's yellow and fuzzy is a buttery cracker. #ruffruffruff #lolz http://t.co/jAeZoL8p4e"" class=""wp" "The best thing about being a Yankee fan is getting to mock the Red Sox. In the last 30 years, the Sox have been the Yankees of the AL East. Except the Yanks have won more. #" My wife and I have been together for over a decade. We have a son together. We've lived in the same house for the entire time. We've been engaged for the past 2 years. We've "The term ""redskins"" is not a racial slur, says Native American activist" "The term ""redskins"" is not a racial slur, says Native American activist The National Coalition of American Indians" The World's Worst Drivers: #12 - Charlie Sheen http://t.co/LXyIqTcEzr http://t.co/Cjz3qd3p4 "The Yankees are still trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with Derek Jeter. He's not hitting, he's not fielding, and he's not running the bases well. This is the 3rd" The Yankees are taking on the Red Sox in Boston tomorrow night. The game will be televised on ESPN. I'm sure the ESPN announcers will trash talk each other. I can't wait. The Yankees are definitely in a rebuilding stage. They're just too old. Too many injuries. Too many players out of shape. Too many prospects. Too many prospects. Too many prospects. Too many prospects. "The Yankees have released veteran infielder Eduardo Nunez, according to a report." Nunez was a non-tender candidate and will likely return to the Boston Red Sox. "" "The New York Times columnist Tom Friedman is like the Charlie Brown of the pundit world. He gets his own special, sub-par, and even dangerous treatment." The Times' Friedman's latest column is "The last time I saw @bethany_miller was at a Yankees game a few years ago. She was wearing a Yankees hat and had a hot dog. She was adorable. I miss you," The American Civil War was a war fought between the Northern United States and Southern United States. It was the bloodiest war in American history. The war started in 1861 when the Southern states decided to se "The NFL regular season is in the books, and the #Broncos are the #5 seed in the AFC playoffs. It's safe to say the #FarewellTebow era has come to an" "The New Yorker has a piece about the ""good"" side of the Occupy movement. The article is written by a #OWS supporter, so you know it's going to be a pro-OWS piece. But" The following is a brief history of the Jews in the United Kingdom. #1 The Jews were expelled from England in 1290. #2 The Jews were expelled from France in 1394. "" A state lawmaker in Texas is facing criticism after tweeting a photo of a man in a monkey mask with a gun. State Rep. John Frullo Jr. (R) tweeted a photo of the The San Francisco 49ers are not a good football team. They are a bunch of trash. I'm not even joking. They are the worst team in football. There is no other way to put it. Posted by: Charlieman :D @StacyDmomof5 @RevkahJC @cantUCIMblonde @Kacado @PattiSM74 @cantUCIMblonde The best thing about the Yankees is that they're the only team in baseball that doesn't have a playoff spot to defend. They're the only team in baseball that's got no pressure. - Joe Girardi The New York Yankees are not going to the playoffs this season. This is a fact. The Yankees are not going to the playoffs. This is a fact. The New York Yankees are not going... http:// "The U.S. national team has been through a lot of changes in the last few years, but the current crop of players seems to be getting along pretty well." After a 1-1 tie The latest polls in #Florida show Charlie Crist in a virtual tie with Rick Scott. #WeCanDoIt #FLpol #Polls17 http://t.co/k9vb8cN "The president of the United States is a monkey. ‘@Darth_Vicious: Obama is a monkey.’ You're not wrong, Darth. http://t" "The city of Chicago has a long history of violence, but it seems that the most recent shooting of a police officer has really angered the city. The officer was shot in the shoulder while sitting in his car," The New Yorker's Cartoon of the Day: The Punditocracy: http://t.co/4zZ4KjR0Lz via @Bustle http://t "I don't know what trash bags I have to take out to get this week's #WEEKSProject, but I'm definitely doing it! #thatsmybusybody http://t.co" "The other day I was with my friend and we were talking about how we both had the same job. Same pay, same hours, same everything. But the same job. It's crazy. " # Just got home from @Starbucks. My latte is trash. I hate you. I hate your barista. I hate this place. I hate you. I hate this place. I hate you. "In the past two weeks, I've been to a Yankees game, a Red Sox game, and a Mets game. I have never been to a Yankee or a Red Sox game before. #firstworldpro" "The original ""Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"" was a 1971 musical based on the Roald Dahl novel of the same name. The musical featured songs like ""Welcome to the Wonderful World of Chocolate"", ""Willy" The following is a list of the most popular baby names given to boys and girls born in the United States in 2015: Boys: 1. Jacob 2. Mason 3 "The Yankees are getting ready to take on the Red Sox in the Bronx. The Bronx is a city that is home to the Yankees, the Mets, and the basketball team, the Knicks. The Bronx is a" The #Yankees have won at least one game in each of Derek Jeter's final 14 seasons as a #Yankee. •• #Jeter14 "The National Weather Service has issued a red flag warning for the entire state of California. The warning means that there is the potential for high fire danger, and that the use of outdoor burning is not recommended. http" "The San Francisco Giants are the World Series Champions. The Giants beat the Detroit Tigers in Game 7. The Giants win, and the world is a better place. The Giants win, and the world is a better" The #Yankees have traded infielder Kelly Johnson to the #Orioles for a player to be named later. #AL East playoff race here we go again. #Yankees #Orioles # The U.S. Department of Justice has charged a former chief of the Afghan National Police with corruption after a three-year investigation. The DOJ says Afghan police chief Abdul Rahman Sayar is charged with "The National Football League has a problem. It's a problem that's been developing for years and it's only going to get worse. The NFL has an image problem. No, it doesn't have a """ "The Yankees have designated veteran infielder Jerry Hairston for assignment, according to a report. Hairston, 35, had been playing first base and outfield for the Triple-A Scranton/Wil" We have a problem in this country..our youth are ghetto and ignorant. They dont know how to act in public. Im sick of seeing kids with red solo cups in their hands. They dont even know how The most important thing in the Yankees/Red Sox game was that Derek Jeter got a hit. That's all that mattered. The game was over after that. Jeter is the most important person in sports The #Yankees have a #good #bullpen and a #good #starting #rotation. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB "The Yankees have made a minor move in the international market, signing Dominican shortstop Andres Gimenez for $250,000. Gimenez is 17 years old and is said to be very raw, but the Yankees" The #Yankees have recalled RHP Adam Warren from Triple-A. He will start tonight against the Red Sox. #MLB #Yankees #YankeesArmy #MLB http://t.co/ The #Yankees and #Orioles play in the #ALCS today. The #RedSox #MLB #Boston #NewYork #Yankees #Orioles #MLB #C "The last of the original #Yankees to wear #43, Phil Linz, passed away this morning at the age of 74. #MLB #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/x" The Yankees are currently in Boston to play the Red Sox. The Yankees are currently in Boston to play the Red Sox. The Yankees are currently in Boston to play the Red Sox. The Yankees are currently in Boston The Pittsburgh Steelers have a good shot at winning the AFC Championship game against the Patriots. #steelersnation #pittsburgh #steelers #patriots #nfl #football #pittsburghp "The NBA is a trash league, but the Heat are playing some good basketball. They're going to make the playoffs. #NBA #Heat #Bosh #Wade http://t.co/RG5" The Yankees are off to a rough start. Are they tanking? #FantasyBaseball #MLB #MLBStats #Yankees #MLB #MLBNetwork #Rangers #BlueJ The mother of Charlie Sheen's twin sons has been arrested for allegedly shoplifting $600 worth of clothes from a L.A. store. http://t.co/HNxBxMgB "The new #Yankees stadium will be in the Bronx, not Manhattan. #MLB #NY #Yankees #MLB #Baseball #Yankee http://t.co/5c1Y" "The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is proposing to open the California condor range to hunting, a move that would allow poachers to kill the birds for their feathers. The proposal is illegal under the" A rare glimpse into the life of a New York City yellow cab driver: http://t.co/8FzWg6v1Fj http://t.co/8FzWg "The Alouettes are in the RedZone of the New York Giants stadium. It's a good thing they're playing the Giants, because they're trash. The CFL is so much better. #Als" "The Los Angeles Lakers have been playing pretty good basketball of late, but that doesn't mean they can't still get embarrassed by the Miami Heat." The Heat handed the Lakers their worst loss of the season The only thing that makes me feel like there's hope for humanity is the sweet taste of a warm brownie. The rest of the time I feel like a trash bag that's been left out in the sun "The Great American Eclipse of 2017 is an event of cosmic proportions. It is the darkest eclipse of the Sun since 1638, and the first total solar eclipse visible in the continental United States since 1979. It is" "The ""Boys from the 'Hood"" are back in town! Charlie Murphy returns to the…………&#" "The Yankees are in trouble, boys. The Yanks are in trouble, and it ain't from the Red Sox. It's from the fact that the team is a bunch of old, fat, out of" The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has a new policy that allows hunters to kill endangered African lions. #StopTheHunting “@TheHuntingParty: BREAKING The National Guard is the most elite of the nation's armed forces. It's also the most political. The Guard's missions are defined by the politicians who run the Pentagon. The Guard's missions are defined by The last time I ate a Twinkie was in 2nd grade. I ate a few out of curiosity and then threw the rest away. Now I'm a grown ass woman and I still can't bring "The UES is a great place to live. It's not for everyone, but if you want to be in the middle of everything and still be away from the city life, this is for you. The" The Republican Party's War on Science "The Republican Party's War on Science http://t.co/qf3Nz1TZTb via @BostonGlobe Charlie Baker, the Republican nominee" "The only thing that should be red and yellow is the candy and the candy corn. This is a great looking shirt, but it's not for me. I'm a white and blue guy. I'm sorry" The @Yankees are taking on the @Mets in a 7:05pm start in #NYC. Get your tickets here: http://t.co/k1l4a4h4 "The study, conducted by the American Enterprise Institute, found that the more guns in a state, the higher the murder rate. The more gun control laws, the lower the murder rate. The more guns, the" "The wife and I went to the new Yankee stadium last night. It was a blast. The stadium is pretty cool. The Yankees won, so that's a plus. The game was pretty good. The Red" The first day of school is tomorrow and I'm not ready! I need some cute shoes and a new backpack so I can feel ready. I think I'm gonna buy a new one today. I don't "The Yankees are in town tonight and I'm not sure what to make of that. I know they've got the best record in baseball and all, but I don't know if I feel like watching them." The first time I saw a bird of paradise plant was in the rainforest of Costa Rica. The plant is a small vine that grows on trees. The vine is covered in bright orange berries. The bird of Please enable Javascript to watch this video "MILWAUKEE -- The man who shot and killed a man during a home invasion in the city's Sherman Park neighborhood Sunday night has been arrested, according to" The Yankees are not in the AL East anymore. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. #MLB #Yankees #Yankees #Rangers #BlueJays #Orioles #RedSox "The Yankees are in a weird place right now. They're a good team, but they're not a great one. They're still a good team, but they're not a great one. They're still" I'm so damn sick of the Yankees losing. I know they're still in first place but c'mon! The season is already over. It's time to go to the playoffs. Losing is so The video will go live tomorrow morning at 9:30am EST. The video will go live tomorrow morning at 9:30am EST. http://t.co/JHpjKV "The NBA season is still a month away, but there's no better way to get hyped for the coming season than by watching the best players in the world trash talk each other." "On Friday," I just got back from the trash can. I'm so glad I'm not the only one that does that. I thought I was the only one that did that. I mean why else would you throw trash A great deal of the #NFL trash talk is just for show. #Bears @ChicagoBears and #Packers don't really hate each other. #fact #nfl #packers #be "The Yankees have placed outfielder Melky Cabrera on the 10-day disabled list with a strained left hamstring, the team announced." Cabrera was injured while running the bases on Sunday. He is eligible The Yankees are getting closer and closer to having their full roster together for the first time since the All-Star break. They'll have the full 25-man roster in place for the first time since July 1 The #Yankees can't run right now. They need to get some runners on. #BlueJays #BlueJaysStadium #MLB #Toronto #TorontoBlueJays http://t. The Top 10 Reasons Why Charlie Strong Will Fail at Texas &#8217; http://t.co/8x7ZuXvZbJ #UT #Texas #TexasFootball # "I'm not a fan of the new #Yankees stadium, but I understand why they have to do it. #MLB should have never moved out of the #YankeeStadium. #mlb" The NHL has been very good to the Bruins over the years. The B's have won more than any other franchise in the league and have hoisted the Stanley Cup more than any other team. The NHL has The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/18/donald-trump-says-he-would-shoot-militia The Yankees are in town and I can't remember the last time I saw a #Reds team play in Cincinnati. I miss the Reds. #MLB #CIN #MLB #NATIONALLE The #Yankees are off to a good start. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # "The Yankees are off to a rough start, but it's not all on the players. This is on the front office. #FireLoria #FireCashman #yankees #mlb #mlb" "The U.S. State Department on Thursday said that a U.N. Security Council resolution condemning Israeli settlement activity was ""unbalanced"" and ""distorts the reality on the ground.""" The resolution I'm a big fan of the Yankees. I'm a big fan of Derek Jeter. I'm a big fan of the 2014 World Series. I'm a big fan of the Chicago Cubs. I'm "One of the most annoying things about living in the city is the trash. I know it's a pain to haul all that stuff to the dump, but there is a solution. The trash can be replaced by" The Best Way to Get Your Kids to Eat Avocado Toast is with a Side of Cheetos http://t.co/3qLwjKzW8L http://t.co/ "This is a great deal for the Yankees. They get a guy who is a proven winner, and a guy who is going to be under team control for 2 more years. They also get a guy who will" "The first day of fall is finally here! Time to put away those sweaters and light up the fire. Today I am sharing a yummy recipe for my favorite fall snack, Apple Fritters. These" "I'm not saying that the Yankees should have won the game, but it's just weird that they have such a hard time with the Red Sox. The Red Sox are the only team they can't beat." "MADRID, SPAIN - JUNE 28: Jihadi fighters of the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) are seen through a window as they take part in a military exercise in the" A federal judge in Texas has ordered the Obama administration to turn over documents about the sale of a Texas-based company's defense technology to China. U.S. District Judge Andrew Hanen issued the "The Yankees have acquired OF Brandon Guyer and RHP Elniery Osuna from the Mariners in exchange for RHP Justus Sheffield, according to @Yankees PR. #FarewellCaptain #Yankees #" The #Yankees are going to wear those retro uniforms in 2015. #Farewell2014 #MLB #NY #NYY #MLB #MLBnews #Yankees http://t.co The world's most famous monkey is back in the UK for his final tour http://t.co/h4B4ZoJ0m9 http://t.co/6qm3l The School of the Unwanted is a place where the weak and the poor go to die. The School of the Unwanted is a place where the weak and the poor go to die. http "That's right, it's the last day of #EastShoreWeek and we're celebrating with our biggest #BBQ of the year. Come on down to #Yankees Stadium tomorrow & enjoy" "The Yankees are trying to acquire a starting pitcher before the trade deadline, according to ESPN's Buster Olney." "The team is also trying to add a starting pitcher, according to CBS Sports' Jon Hey" Rafael Nadal: 'I'm Not A Legend. I'm Just A Player' "FOLLOWING his third-round win at the French Open, Rafael Nadal told reporters: ""I" "The #Yankees have won 14 of their last 16 games, longest winning streak in the Bronx since the mid-1980s. #MLB #NY #NYY #TML #WorldSeries http://" The #Yankees have the #MLB's worst record and are the #Fugazi of sports. They're the #Toronto #BlueJays of baseball. #YankeesSuck #MLB The Twitter bird is the new microblogging bird. The microblogging bird is the new blogging bird. The blogging bird is the new twittering bird. The twittering bird is the new microblogging The #Yankees have acquired infielder Brandon Drury from the #Padres for a player to be named later or cash. #MLB #Fantasy #Dynasty #Yankees #Padres http The U.S. Department of Labor's Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has issued a safety alert regarding the use of power tools. OSHA is concerned that power tool users may be at The first time I saw a girl with a yellow lab was in high school. I was so confused. I thought they were the same thing. #LabradorRetriever #BestFriendShipIsMagic # The state of Connecticut is an absolute trash can. It's the absolute worst place in the world. The people are so retarded and annoying. I can't wait to move to Texas. I'm so excited. The Yankees are not a good team. The Red Sox are a bad team. This is the beginning of the end for the Yanks. The Sox will win the World Series. #RedSox #Yan This is my first time making brownies from scratch. I used 1/4 c. of chocolate chips and they turned out perfect! http://t.co/Bjn2qMxb3L The city of Angels is a pit of snakes. #WeAreUCB #UCB #UCBHeights #UCBUniversity #UCBUniversityOfCalifornia #UCBHeights #UCB # "So I've been getting a lot of ""What's up with the bird head"" lately. I mean, I know it's a cartoon, and I know it's been around forever, but I just can" The crowd at Yankee Stadium was rowdy. The Yankees were raucous. But the game was a dud. "The Yankees lost to the Red Sox, 11-2, in the Bronx." The Yankees have been playing some good baseball lately. It's hard to explain. It's not that the team is playing better. It's just that the games have been... http://t.co/g I was just in the ghetto. I know what that is. I grew up in the projects. I know what that is. I grew up in the projects. I know what that is. I grew up The Yankees are going to win the World Series. They are the best team in baseball. The Red Sox are trash. They are in last place. They are going to lose 100 games this year. They will The most famous person to live at #BeverlyHills was Charlie Chaplin. He lived at #8221B #8221BH #Hollywood #California http://t.co/w The Yankees are in town and the Red Sox are playing in Houston. The Astros are the new Yankees. The Astros are the new Yankees. The Astros are the new Yankees. The Astros are the new Yankees. The Yankees are in a position where they can win the World Series this year. That's all I gotta say. #Yankees #MLB #FarewellCaptain #Captain #Derek Jeter # The #Yankees have signed Japanese star Shohei Ohtani to a minor league contract. He'll report to #TripleA #PulaskiNashville tomorrow. #MLB #F The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! #BlueJays #BlueJaysNation #MLB #MLBWorldSeries http://t.co/jTpDh The New England Patriots are the red-headed stepchild of the NFL. This is a team that has been built from the ground up. They have no legacy. No history. They are a blank canvas. The best thing about the Yankees is that they are always in contention for the best baseball team in the world. The worst thing about the Yankees is that they are always in contention for the best baseball team in the "The NBA season is a marathon, not a sprint. NBA fans shouldn't be so quick to trash the season. There's still plenty of time for the Heat to turn it around. #HeatNation #NBA" The last time I saw a yellow lab was at the vet's office. I was holding her and her eyes were yellow! I freaked out and dropped her. She ran to the trash can and died. "Dangerous, violent, mentally ill: The three reasons to reject the 'super predator' myth http://t.co/WmU7KD0XHl via @BreitbartNews" "" The Yankees are having a really good season. They're currently in first place in the AL East. The Red Sox are in last place. That's how good the Yankees are. This is the first year in The Ultimate Charlie Sheen Fan Page http://t.co/aCxMhvx7I3 via @YouTube The Ultimate Charlie Sheen Fan Page http://t.co/aCxMh "The ""Thanksgiving"" game this year is in Detroit. Let's hope the Lions can pull off a W. #ThanksgivingDay #Detroit #DetroitLions #NFL #Detroit #DetroitVikings" The world's most famous monkey is back in town. #Gertie http://t.co/E4x4G4jHkU http://t.co/v3iX The world's most exclusive club is now open to all birds of a feather. #BirdofaFeather #TeeHee http://t.co/cHXbOm5r5 The day of the monkey is the Chinese New Year's Eve. The Chinese believe that the number of the year of the monkey is the number of zodiac signs of the year. The monkey is the first sign The #Yankees will wear their pinstripes on Friday and Saturday for the doubleheader against the #Tigers. #Farewell2014 #MLB http://t.co/jGvh The @Yankees are playing well of late. They've won 8 of their last 10 games. #MLB #NY #Yanks #MLB #WorldSeries http://t.co/8j "To be honest, I was in the mood for a brownie. That's why I ordered them. They weren't to die for, but they were good. I wish they weren't so expensive though." The Yankees are in the World Series. The Red Sox are in the cellar of the AL East. That's all you need to know about the World Series. #Yankees #RedSox #WorldSeries "The Yankees are not going to make the playoffs, but they are not going to lose 100 games either. They are going to be a fun team to watch this season. #yankees #MLB #ml" The Yankees have officially announced that they have signed Japanese infielder Hiroyuki Nakajima to a minor league contract. He will report to the minors in Japan. Fantasy Impact: Nakajima "The Charlie Daniels Band has announced a new tour, the ""Lonesome Road Tour,"" which kicks off May 19 in San Diego, CA and runs through the end of September. The band will be on tour" The Yankees are now the most hated team in baseball. #MLB #Farewell2014 #Yankees #WorldSeries http://t.co/QlSbTvxJxC via The Yankees have placed Aroldis Chapman on the 10-day disabled list with a left shoulder impingement. #Yankees placed RHP Aroldis Chapman on the 10-day disabled "The election is over, and for the most part, the country seems to be in a state of limbo. The country is still divided, but the polls gave President Obama a victory. The Republicans are still crying" The New England Patriots' season is over. They're done. They're done. They're done. They're done. They're done. They're done. They're done. They're done. They I remember when I used to be able to just eat a bunch of Oreos and be satisfied. Now I just eat Oreos and feel sick. I need some help. #TryingToBeABigger "The #Yankees are off to a rough start, but that's expected. The #RedSox are off to a much worse start. #MLB #Fantasy #Dodgers #Cubs" "The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year, and I'm not even a Yankees fan. They're that good this year. It's going to be a long ride for the Red Sox, but" The new iPhone is trash. I can't even get past the home screen. It's so laggy. I'm going to buy a droid. #iphone4s #iphone5 #android # The world is a trash can. It's full of trash. And sometimes I wish I could just Put it all in a trash bag And throw it away. "" "Bryan Cranston is set to play the villain in the new ""Power Rangers"" movie, according to The Hollywood Reporter." "The ""Breaking Bad"" star will play Zordon, the evil mentor of" The city of Houston is the most ghetto city in America. There's nothing to do and it's nothing but trash. If you're not from Houston you have no idea what it's like. Houston is a "The Fonz is back in the neighborhood. 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The more they talk trash about the ACA, the more they hurt the American people. #ACAisworking #tcot #pjnetworks #teaparty #morning" "Get the biggest daily stories in your inbox Subscribe Thank you for subscribing See our privacy notice Could not subscribe, try again later Invalid Email" A man has been arrested in connection with a shooting in broad daylight in "The new Star Wars movie is awesome. I wish I could see it in a theater, but I can't afford it. I'm poor :(. Anyways, it's just as good as the old ones" The #Yankees are in town #Seahawks!! #Seahawks http://t.co/3uN7Q4k5Ig via @seahawksnews #GoHawks "The first thing I thought when I saw this picture was ""I hope the bird doesn't poop on me"". Lol #photobomb #coachella http://t.co/AaV7j" The Ultimate Guide to the Best Places to Buy Weed in Los Angeles http://t.co/Bh7JnYHjNU via @latimes http://t.co/Bh7 "The British press is abuzz with the news that an ""ex-terrorist"" has been arrested in connection with the London bombings. 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That's right, the Bears have won 9" The American Civil War was fought over slavery. That is the only reason it ever started. The only reason the confederacy seceded was to keep slavery. Lincoln was a racist and an abolitionist. The Yankees have lost a lot of games this year. So have the Red Sox. So have the Cubs. So have the Astros. So have the Dodgers. So have the Cardinals. So have the Braves. The Yankees have traded for Marlins 3B/1B Garrett Jones. He is to be shipped to the minors. #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball #mlb #mlbafantasy "I'm a big fan of the original Charlie St. Cloud, but I think the new one is a little trashy. It's just a little too much ""I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill" The New England Patriots are the best team in the NFL. Period. There is no debate. No one can challenge that. 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So stop pretending they are. #FantasyBaseball #MLB #Yankees #YankeesWorld #mlbpro #mlb # The stars are out and so are the stripes! The #Yankees are wearing the all-white uniforms from the 1950s tonight! #MLB #Farewell2014 #NYC http://t. The Second City is the only place where a bird can be a city. - Charlie Chaplin #SecondCity @SecondCity #comedy #Chicago #ChicagoHistory #ChicagoIllinois A good friend of mine is an avid Yankees fan. He is also a diehard Red Sox fan. He has been known to wear a Sox jersey to Yankee Stadium. He has also been known to yell out The road to the top of the mountain is paved with yellow brick road. There is no red brick road. There is no yellow brick road. There is only the yellow brick road. 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They're not even in Please enable Javascript to watch this video "HUNTSVILLE, Ala. -- A man was shot and killed in the parking lot of the Galleria Mall in Huntsville Sunday night." Hunts "The Yankees have released closer David Robertson, according to ESPN's Buster Olney." "Robertson, who was acquired from the White Sox in the offseason, was set to earn $5 million this season." FIFA World Cup 2014: Shocking moments that made you LOL at the World Cup http://t.co/FjxLr6z7lY http://t.co/hJl "The U.S. Navy's newest aircraft, the F-35C, is already showing its unique capabilities in combat. Now, it's about to get even more powerful. The F-35C will" "The Anti-Terrorism Law: A Tool for Repression, or a Necessity? http://t.co/sZWwGZR4Ib http://t.co/f" This is the best thing I've seen all day. 😂 http://t.co/V6Pjz6SJZ6 via @YouTube This is the best thing I "The NFL is a trash league. There is no parity. There is no excitement. There is no anything. 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But the other ones. The ones that wear red and yellow. They're back! The New England Patriots are" Mugabe: No to British interference in Zimbabwe's internal affairs http://t.co/oJiN0p1zjK via @MailOnline The following tweet was sent out by The Yankees are still in first place in the AL East. The Red Sox are still in last place. That's how it goes in the Bronx. The Sox will be there soon. I know it. You I'm not sure why the Yankees are playing these guys. They're trash. They should be sent back to the minor leagues. They have no place in the MLB right now. #FireHurtubias "The U.S. government has been shut down, but the Washington Post is still on the job. The paper is now asking for donations in order to stay afloat." The #WashingtonPost needs your "The Jets have confirmed they will not bring back veteran QB Chad Pennington. He's now a free agent. The Jets are expected to bring back Mark Sanchez. Pending a trade, the Jets are expected to" The #1 reason why you should NEVER buy a #recycled #car is because of the #monkey #jokes #idiots #punks #idiotic #people... http://t.co "The Yankees have designated righty Masahiro Tanaka for assignment, according to Jon Heyman of CBS Sports. The move clears the way for the team to outright him to the minors." The Yankees are The first time I had brownies was in the third grade. I was a fat kid and I knew it. My mom would always make brownies and I would eat them all. It was a struggle to A new poll finds that most Americans think the country is on the wrong track. But that's not stopping our political class from insisting that everything is hunky dory. http://t.co/aA The #Yankees have won four straight and are now tied with the #RedSox for first place in the AL East. #MLB #TribeStros http://t.co/jE The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! The #Dodgers are the #MLB #Finals #MLB #WorldSeries #MLB #Finals http://t A recent study found that women who wear red or yellow dresses are perceived as being more sexual and less competent. The study also found that men who wear yellow suits are perceived as being more competent. #GenderB "The other day I was talking to a friend about how I've been doing so well with my diet. Then she said, ""I'm, like, so jealous of your healthy eating, it's so easy" The first thing I did when I got home was make a brownie and watch the first episode of Breaking Bad on DVD. I'm hooked. I feel like I'm in the middle of an addiction. I The Yankees' top prospect has been diagnosed with a partial tear of his left quadriceps. The hope is he'll be ready to go in four weeks. #MLB #FantasyBaseball #Yan The Yankees have announced that they have designated righty Brandon McCarthy for assignment. The move clears a spot on the 40-man roster. "McCarthy, who turns 31 later this month, has spent" The latest episode of #TheLeftovers is about a bird that eats trash and a woman who puts her dead husband in a birdcage. What the actual... http://t.co/nZq The Eagles have won the NFC East. The Birds are the Birds. This is it. This is the end. #FlyEaglesFly http://t.co/nJzYJLwP The Red Sox are coming to Yankee Stadium on June 1st for a 4 game series. The games are all sold out. But you can still get tickets to the game on June 1st. http://t Earl Sweatshirt: Back From the Dead "Earl Sweatshirt is back. And so is the ""next evolution"" of the rap game. http://t.co/BJjE" "The Bengals have a history of being trash in the playoffs. I don't know why, but they just do. I'm hoping this year is different. #Bengals #Cincy #Cincinnati" "The number of homeless people in New York City has dropped by nearly half since the beginning of the year, but advocates say the city still needs to do more to address the problem." The number of homeless "The U.S. is the most obese nation in the world, according to a study by the Lancet. The study says that obesity is the leading cause of preventable diseases." The study says that Eating a brownie before bed won't make you fat. It will make you sleep like a dead person. #WeirdPHs #WPH #TMI #LOL # "The Thinning: Episode 1, part 1" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Uxo6Q2o8Pw&feature=player_embedded&# "I am a redneck, but I don't hate anyone. I hate the government and the liberal agenda. I hate the liberal media. I hate the democrats. I hate the republicans. I hate" "The American Civil War was fought over slavery, not states' rights. The war was about preserving the institution of slavery and maintaining the economic foundation of the old planter class. Slavery was the reason the war" "A couple of weeks ago, I went to a Yankee Swap party. It was pretty random, but it was also fun. I got to meet some new people, and I got to meet some old friends." "The following is an excerpt from the book, ""Abandoned in America: The Lost Kids,"" by John Stossel. Stossel, a former ABC News anchor, is the author of ""No" "The Yankees are going to win the World Series. It's just a matter of when. The only question is, will it be in '14 or '15? I'm going to say '14. The" The new Yankee Stadium is already a trash can away from being a complete flop. The seats are uncomfortable. The concourses are tiny. The bathrooms are disgusting. The food is overpriced. And the place I've been to the ghetto and back. That's where I'm from now. I'm a ghetto baby. I'm a ghetto baby. I'm a ghetto baby. I'm a ghetto baby. I "The Yankees will be playing the Red Sox in Boston on Opening Day, which means Derek Jeter will be back in the Bronx. If you're a diehard, you know what this means. If you're" The Celtics have been trash this season. I don't even know why I'm watching. I should be watching my Yankees and the Red Sox are just trash. This is the most pathetic team I've ever seen The New York Yankees are currently in Los Angeles. They're staying at the Beverly Wilshire. The Beverly Wilshire is owned by the Sultan of Brunei. The Sultan of Brunei is a member of the The previous page is sending you to http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-557576/amp/ISIS-hordes-jihadists-mass-attack-Paris "The much-anticipated ""Twilight"" movie is coming out this weekend. If you're a ""Twilight"" fan, you've probably seen the ""Breaking Dawn"" book at some point. If you haven" "The B-Boys of summer are back! LeBron, Wade and Melo are trash talking each other again. And that's a good thing. Let them do it. They're doing it for the fans" "The San Francisco 49ers and the New York Yankees are both coming off a rough week. The 49ers lost to the Texans, while the Yankees lost to the Red Sox. Both teams will look to rebound this" A new poll shows that President Obama's approval rating is at an all-time low. "The poll, conducted by the Associated Press and the NORC Center for Public Affairs Research, found that only a" "The Red Sox have beaten the Yankees in the Bronx in each of the last two years. Last year, the Sox came back to win it in the bottom of the 9th. This year, they came back" The Yankees have won the AL East. The Red Sox have won the World Series. The Yankees have won the AL East. The Red Sox have won the World Series. The Yankees have won the AL East. "The #1 cause of early bird deaths is ""excessive egg consumption.""" I wonder why? #eggs #birdlives #earlybird #earlyrisers http://t.co The Chargers are trash. I don't know why I'm still following them. They're just trash. They're not even in the NFC anymore. They're in the AFC now. They're trash. They "The City of San Diego has a new trash can. It's an eco-friendly, solar-powered model. It's got a built-in GPS locator. It's got a built-in camera" The @Yankees are in town! Come on @MLB! Make this a playoff game! #RedSox #Yankees #MLB http://t.co/l37CLFJW "The following is an excerpt from ""The Great American Jihadist Rush"" by Douglas Murray:" "The Jihadis' War is a headline in the New York Times. ""Terrorists' War"" would" "The Russian Defense Ministry has published a photo of a ""killer"" drone that reportedly shot down a Ukrainian military jet. The photo is actually a model of the drone. http://t.co/3qy" The video will be of a woman being murdered by the jihadi terrorists who beheaded the journalist. The video will be released tomorrow. The jihadi terrorists who beheaded the journalist will be executed by Obama tomorrow The video will show the same thing as the audio does. I'm not sure why the audio is so much more than the video. The audio is a bunch of bird calls. The video shows a bunch of "The Yankees are in the middle of a 10-game road trip to the west coast. They'll play the Mariners in Seattle, the Angels in Anaheim and the Dodgers in LA." They'll wrap up This is my first time using a wax and I am not a fan. It's too hard and you have to keep re-applying. I've used the sugar wax and it was way too sticky. The National Football League is a trash league. There's no other way to put it. The NFL is a league where players' health is compromised because they make millions of dollars a year. The owners of the "The most important thing in life is to be able to say ""I told you so.""" "I told you so, Charlie Brown, I told you so..." #peanuts #snoopy # McLaren-Honda: a tale of two teams "F1 teams are like birds of a feather. There are the early starters, the late starters, the early finishers, and the late fin" The Browns are trash. There's no other way to put it. They haven't won a game since October. They have no future. They've been the Browns for more than 100 years. 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He was hitting .222 with 3 HRs and 10 RBIs. #Yankees #MLB #FantasyBaseball http "The ""Million Dollar Quartet"" is a phrase used by Charlie Patton to describe the band of the day: Charlie Monroe, Carl Perkins, Johnny Cash and Jerry Lee Lewis. " The phrase was first "The Republican Party of Texas' ""teabagger"" wing is at it again. They have filed a lawsuit against Gov. Rick Perry, Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst, and Attorney General Greg Abbott for" Sick of the Yankees? They're not the only ones. "“@Yanks: #Yankees fans, what do you think of Derek Jeter’s" "The great white shark is the most dangerous animal on the planet. I don't care what anybody says. If you're in the water with a great white, it's not a game you're playing. It" "I'm not a huge fan of the yellow color, but I do like the design of this shirt. The design is cool, but the yellow is weird. 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It's a" This is the most adorable baby monkey ever! “ http://t.co/4G4pw1zjnT” @YouTube via @YouTube: Monkey "The WNBA season is just getting started, but one team has already made history. The Atlanta Dream became the first team in league history to wear pink uniforms." The team used the opportunity to show support The Yankees are full of trash. Every year they draft and sign the worst players. They should stop. #FireCashman #Yankees #Farewell2014 #yankees #mlb #mlb The UN Security Council is meeting in emergency session to discuss the US-led airstrikes on Syria. Russia says the US has not provided any evidence that the Assad regime was behind the attack. The US says the meeting The Man Who Fell to Earth: E.T. and the Real Life of the Phanton Man http://t.co/ljBJU6fjP6 via @BreitbartNews "" The video will automatically be starting in a minute. Until then here are some pictures. http://t.co/Lfj4F4Xl4b http://t.co/I7t The New York Yankees are a team that always seems to have a losing record. They just can't seem to catch a break. They are a team that always seems to fall short of expectations. They are a "KANSAS CITY, Mo. - The Kansas City Chiefs have released veteran running back Jamaal Charles, who was the team's all-time leading rusher." The Chiefs also announced Tuesday that Charles' "The previous page is sending you 'shrooms If you do not know what 'shrooms are, then you are not a true hip hop head. If you do not know what 'shrooms are, then" "The Daily Show's take on the Charlie Crist Florida recount: ""It's like a baby bird that fell out of the nest and hit the ground. It's a miracle."" http://t.co/D" "The ""Pineapple Express"" is the nickname for a series of high altitude jet streams that sweep across the US. 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I don't even like the Yanks that much, but they're" "The Yankees are in town, and to mark the occasion, I thought I'd take a look at the most recent game in which the two teams played each other. The game was in Baltimore, on July 26" "The first time I saw the ""new"" Yankees I was in the Bronx at the baseball stadium. I was waiting in line for food and a hot dog and this dude comes up to me and says ""yo" The internet is a trash can for people's old lives. The amount of dumb things I once tweeted I can't even comprehend. I'm so grateful I never posted pictures of my elementary school lunch. "" The Browns are trash. There is no other explanation. They are the worst team in the NFL. They are a team that has no chance of winning a game. They are a team that is not even good The day started out pretty good. I caught a couple of big yellowfin tuna. Then I got a little frustrated. The tuna were too small. I guess they were just babies. I guess they will be The first thing I want to do when I get home is crack open a beer and watch the Yankees lose. Then I want to eat some brownies and watch the Yankees lose some more. Then I want to "Mushroom, beef, and bean pie is one of my absolute favorite things to eat. I could eat it every day and be happy. I'm glad I don't have to eat it every day!" "The Yankees are going to win the World Series, and everyone else is going to be like ""Why are you talking trash?"" #ThisIsOurYear #Yankees #MLB #MLS #MLS" "The previous page is sending you to http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-teen-dies-from-flu-20151210-story,amp.html If you do" The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The Red Sox are in the World Series! The Red Sox are in the World Series! The curse is over! The The NBA season is almost over. I'm still not over the Yankees winning the World Series. #Yankees #MLB #FarewellCaptain #MLBCaptain #mlb #welcomet 2.5 stars - Goodreads "Bruiser, a big, mean, yellow lab. He's a little grumpy. His owner, Charlie, is a little grumpy too. Charlie's brother" I've been thinking about getting a bird for a while now. I'm not really into pets so I'm not sure if I should get a bird or a dog. I'm not really into cats either. The Yankees are taking on the Red Sox in the Bronx tonight. It's the third game of the AL Division Series. The series is tied 1-1. The game is scheduled to start at 8:09 The video will show the bird getting stuck in the power lines. Then it will show the bird getting rescued by the firefighters. Then it will show the bird getting rescued by the police. Then it will show the "The #Yankees are off to a great start, but I think #Tampa Bay is the #Braves biggest threat in the #WorldSeries. #MLB #MLBWorldSeries #Braves" The New Yorker's Adam Davidson on why the Yankees are a garbage team: #Yankees Are A Franchise In Decline http://t.co/9W2G8vhD0q via "The most important thing in life is to be able to say, ""I remember when...""" #BestFairyTaleEver #ponytail #tomboy #tomboyness #beingab "The Chicago Bears are in town and the Yankees are playing the Red Sox. I guess that means it's time to watch baseball. I'll have a beer, too. #mlb #yankees #red" The last time I saw @mackie_k it was at the @washingtonpost #FOIA party. Now he's an #anti-#FOIA activist. #shame http://t "A few weeks ago I took my son to the park to play. As he was playing, a group of girls walked by and one of them said, ""You must be Charlie's dad. 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And they lost to the Jets, who are" Pictures of the day: Charlie Chaplin in 'The Great Dictator' http://t.co/Kj1cg7pFwf http://t.co/f4m "The @Yankees have won the right to keep the ""old"" stadium name, and will now be called ""The Stadium"". #MLB #NYY #NY #Yankees #MLB #sports" "The S&P 500 Index has been red hot for the past two years, posting gains of more than 30% in each of those periods. The Index is now at its highest level since August 2007" "The USS Enterprise was built for one reason, to go where no man has gone before. It's a ship of the future, a ship of science and a ship of war. It's a ship of the" The Lions are coming...the lions are coming... 😂😂😂😂😂& "The Associated Press, in a recent article, said that ""democrats"" had ""blocked"" the Keystone Pipeline." The article was about the ongoing battle between the anti-oil environmentalists and the President "The internet went wild for a video that was posted to YouTube yesterday, but the video is now being called a hoax. The video claims to show a monkey with a human brain strapped to its back. The video" The video will load in two seconds... A bird pooped on my windshield. I'm not sure what to do. I'm not sure what to do. Maybe I should... "" The best part of the Yankees losing the World Series was seeing Derek Jeter get hit by a pitch for the first time in his career. Derek Jeter getting hit by a pitch was the best. #Yan "The new iPhone is out and it's trash. No apps, no compatibility, no nothing. I'm going to buy a galaxy s4. #iphone5 #galaxys4 #android #android" "The following is a guest post from Adam Drake, a student at the University of Florida and a fan of the Florida Gators. He was a guest of the Gators' Student-Athlete Mentoring Program." "The Rangers have won nine of their last 11 games, and they're doing it with a lot of youth. Only Derek Holland and Robinson Chirinos are over 30 years old. And Chooch is only" The Raiders are trash. The Raiders are trash. The Raiders are trash. The Raiders are trash. The Raiders are trash. The Raiders are trash. The Raiders are trash. The Raiders are trash. The Raiders "The most recent round of the #Yankees #MLB #Sports rivalry took place in the Bronx on May 28, 2018. #NYY #Yankees #MLB #sports #fans http://" A new poll shows that the overwhelming majority of Americans think the media is biased against conservatives. "The poll, conducted by the Media Research Center, shows that 91 percent of respondents agreed that the news media is" The recent spate of trash-talking in the Yankees-Mets game was just sad. #MLB #NYM #NYY #MLB #MLBNetwork #Yankees #Mets http:// The #Yankees have acquired 1B Matt Kemp from the #Rays in exchange for minor league 1B Greg Bird. #FarewellMr.Kemp #Yankees #MLB #STAND Mangal Baniyan & The Blind Boys of Alabama - Just A Little Bit More (Live) @AustinCity Limits 2014 HD http://t.co/2EwxH1zC "The idea of a ""redskins"" team name is a racist idea. It's a slur. It's for a racist purpose. It shouldn't exist. It's an insult. It's an attack" The New York Yankees are the only team in baseball that doesn't have a Latin player on their 25 man roster. That needs to change. #WeAreYankees #MLB #MLBNetwork #F The video will load in a new window. Video The video will load in a new window. JizzBunker The video will load in a new window. Video The video will The New York Red Bulls are undefeated in their last 15 games against the Houston Dynamo. The Red Bulls have outscored the Dynamo 21-1 in those 15 games. The Red Bulls are 11-0- I'm a Yankees fan born and raised in the Bronx. I'm also a huge Red Sox fan. It's a shame that we have to be rivals but it is what it is. I don't hate The #Yankees are off to a good start this #Sunday #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML "The 5-year-old who shot himself in the leg in Chicago is being called a ""hero"" by his family, who say the child accidentally pulled the trigger while showing off a new gun to his friends" "The iPhone is a trash phone. The only reason you'd get one is for the sole purpose of being able to play flappy bird. If you want a phone for actual phone use, get a droid." The last time I saw @yankees stadium was in 2008 when the yanks played the redskins. They should've never left D.C.! #redskins #dc #washingtond "The last time I was in a ghetto neighborhood was in 2005. I remember the feeling of dread in my stomach. 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The stores will be packed on Friday. #Thanksgiving http://" "The UES is a great place to live. There's so much to do around here. You can go to the Empire State Building, Central Park, the Museum of Natural History, the Guggenheim" The Yankees are a mess. I don't know how else to put it. They have no heart. They have no passion. They have no desire to win. They don't even care. It's a "The University of Maryland's lacrosse team is known for its trash talk, but this time it was the Terrapins who were the ones being rude." During the second half of the game against the Marlon Mack: The Future of Notre Dame Football? “@MarlonMack22: My favorite play is the screen pass. #ND #iubbR "The #Yankees are an old, fat, bald, and crippled team. #fact http://t.co/JG7t9yKcj9 via @FunnyTweetz2u" "The ""B"" word is used incorrectly all the time. It's not a bad word. It's just the wrong word. It's like saying ""F"" word when you mean ""S"" word." The story of the 2014 Yankees is that they won a lot of games they shouldn't have. They won games they didn't deserve to win. They won games they didn't deserve to win. They won games The #Yankees are 9-7 in the Bronx this season. “@TheStacyAsh: #Yankees have the most home runs (32) in the #MLB "The only reason I'm not rating this a 10 is because the brownies were a little too gummy for my liking. Otherwise, this is a must try.😍 " The 2015 NFL Draft is just around the corner and the Browns are in desperate need of a franchise QB. It's time for the Browns to draft Johnny Manziel. #BrownsNation #Browns http://t "The first time I met a girl from school was when I was in the 3rd grade. She was the only one that talked to me. We were playing ""chicken"" and she kept running away from" "The New York Yankees are going to win the World Series this year, and they're going to win it in a big way. The only thing that's going to stop them is the Boston Red Sox. Period" The Browns are trash. I'm done with this team. They're just going to be a dumpster fire for the rest of the season. Move on. I'm done. #Browns #Browns The Patriots are the trash. I'm done with them. I'm moving to the Yankees in 2 weeks. #Yankees #MLB #MLBFanSory http://t.co/ZT The most recent poll in #Virginia shows @GovVA with a 15 point lead over @GovWalker. #WalkerNation #WalkerFacts #WalkerElection http://t.co/y0Hl Halloween is coming and I'm so excited! I'm going to a party and I'm going to try and get a cute animal tattooed on my neck. I'm going to try and get a snake The #Yankees are coming to #Milwaukee for a 4 game series starting on #OpeningNight! #MLB #Brewers #MLBOpeningNight http://t.co/gKm3 The following is a list of the top ten most expensive cities for college students to live in. "1. New York City: $44,000/yr" 2. Los Angeles: $39 "The New York Yankees are the latest team to express interest in free agent pitcher Ervin Santana, according to Ken Rosenthal of FOX Sports." Rosenthal reports that the Yankees are looking for a pitcher to fill The Red Sox have won the World Series. It's been a long time coming. #FarewellCaptain #RedSoxNation #MLB #Boston #WorldSeries http://t.co/ "The name of the game is ""What Would Charlie Do?"" If you are on the right track, you will find your way. If not, you will find the yellow brick road. -Baron Von Ste" The @Yankees and @Reds will play in Cincinnati on May 13. #MLB #MLB2K16 http://t.co/sAISgGk8K1 #F "You are not a real fan if you don't wear your team's jersey to a game. I'm a fan of the Yankees and the Mets, but I wear a Cardinals jersey to games and I don't" The most important thing to know about the #Bengals game against the #Colts is that Andy Dalton will be a turnover machine. #FantasyFootball #DraftKings #NFL http://t.co The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries. The #RedSox are going to the #bowling alley. The #Dodgers are going to the #garbage can. Mo "The most popular book on the shelf at the local library is probably ""Fifty Shades of Grey."" I've seen it there more than once. It's a trashy romance novel, and it's been a" The #Yankees are playing #Orioles tonight in #Baltimore. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB Miley Ray Hannah's dad is a hillbilly 😂😂😂😂😂& The Washington State Patrol has identified the man who died after a crash involving a garbage truck on Interstate 5 in Everett. The man was identified as 22-year-old Nicholas Hernandez of Everett. "" The @Yankees are in a lot of trouble. They can't seem to find the bottom of their batting order. They are down 7-1 in the 7th. #MLB #Farewell The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB It's the most wonderful time of the year! Charlie Brown Christmas! Join me as I watch the classic animated TV special. http://t.co/b0JX9YlY9K via "KU basketball has been trash for a while now. I'm hoping for some improvement in the next few years, but I doubt it. #wichita #kansas #iubb #hoosiers #" The Yankees have released veteran infielder Jose Pirela. The team said Pirela had been dealing with a personal matter. Pirela was in camp on a minor league deal. He is "The title of this post is a quote from the movie ""Ferris Bueller's Day Off"" and it pretty much sums up my feelings on the day off. I feel like a slacker. I feel" "The Yankees have the best front office in baseball, but they don't have the best manager. That's a fact. The guy has won a lot of games, but he's never been in the playoffs." "A few months back, I wrote a column on the dangers of the ""food police,"" the type of people who think they can tell you what to eat and how to live your life." I've The captain of the Titanic was a douche. Titanic was trash. I hate Leonardo DiCaprio. #LeoIsACockyBastard #LeoIsAGuy #LeoIsAG "The last time I went to the ghetto store I saw a couple of the ""new"" games. I saw a game called ""flappy bird"" and ""don't tap the monkey"" and I was like" The Yankees are taking a look at Masahiro Tanaka and his $155 million contract. http://t.co/k3v3qW1QKM http://t.co/HJ "I've been on a Charlie Chaplin kick lately. I've seen all his films, and I've been watching his early silent films. He was so funny! I love his character ""The Tramp""." Just got back from @Yankees Stadium. Great game. Great atmosphere. Great team. Great Stadium. #Yankees #MLB #MLBGame2 #FarewellCaptain http://t.co The #Yankees are looking to make a deal for #Braves LF Martin Prado according to a report by @Yankees reporter @JonHeyman. #MLB #NYYankees #mlb The Yankees are 0-5 on the road trip and are now in last place in the AL East. Funny how that works out. . . . . The #Yankees have acquired RHP Chase Whitley from the #Astros in exchange for a player to be named later. #Astros #AstrosWorldSeries http://t.co/G6p The Yankees have placed injured pitcher Michael Pineda on the 10-day disabled list with a right shoulder impingement. Manager Joe Girardi said Pineda will be evaluated every day and the "The World's Most Dangerous City Is No Longer in Iraq, It's in America http://t.co/hj8yUz7yUd via @BreitbartNews" More on "There are many ways to get to the top of the hill, but not many ways to get back down the hill. #FarewellCharlie #VUC #UC #UCBerkeley #UCAlumni" The #Yankees are not playing today. #MLB #MLBPro #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML "One of my favorite things about the holidays is the food. I love all the delicious sweets, the savory dishes, and the warm fuzzy feelings that come from eating with family. I also love the idea of" "The U.S. Senate voted Thursday to authorize military action against the Islamic State, a day after the House approved the measure. The vote was 86-13 in favor of the authorization, with 11 Democrats joining" The Yankees are supposed to be the team that everyone wants to play on their team. They are supposed to be the team that everyone wants to play for. They are supposed to be the team that everyone wants to The Yankees have reportedly agreed to a deal with Masahiro Tanaka. How does that sound? #Yankees #MLB #FarewellCaptain http://t.co/1ywKpO The Magic Kingdom is a place for the young and the old. Everyone is welcome. #DisneyWorld #DisneyWorldNews http://t.co/mKUyvV7X9q http:// The #Yankees are better than the #Braves! #MLB #MLBPro #MLB #MLBAllStar #NY #NYYankees #FarewellCaptain #Captain #Captain The New England Patriots' trash can is overflowing with the NFL's best team. The AFC's best team. The entire NFL. 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I was with a friend of mine and his friend wanted to go to the store to buy some chips. I told them no because I didn "The first time I had brownies was in the summer of 2014. My best friend, Nicole, and I went to The Carousel for a late night snack. We both ordered a brownie and a ice" "The first time I tried a brownie from the local ""Amish"" bakery, I was 8 years old. I had no idea what was in them and I didn't care. They were just delicious little" I have a few of these in different colors. #holey #tits #boobies #teepee #wampee #wampeeing http://t.co/Xa3 "The first time I saw @chrisloesch I thought ""I hope he doesn't sing anymore trash."" He's grown into a great artist. #chrisloesch #music #artist #" "The #Yankees are taking on the #RedSox in Boston tonight. The #MLB #Ticket #deals are flying off the shelves, but #the #MLB #Ticket #res" The U.S. Department of Justice and Federal Bureau of Investigation announced a joint investigation into the trash-talking of Yankees pitcher Michael Pineda. The investigation is based on the allegation that Michael P The Big Bang Theory is the most trash show on tv. It's not even close. Its so stereotypical and obnoxious. I hate all the characters. I hate their jokes. I hate their behavior. I hate The Anti-Defamation League has issued a warning to parents about a new game that is being played in schools across the country. "The game is called ""the yellow star"" and it is being played" "The Angels have designated infielder Bobby Wilson for assignment, according to a tweet from MLB.com's Ken Rosenthal. Wilson, 33, is a career .237/.289/.337 hitter in parts of 13 seasons" I've been reading a lot of trash lately and I'm realizing that I'm no longer the cool person I thought I was. I'm just a dumb kid who doesn't know how to think for himself. "Bunga bunga is a place for trash, not for the country's future. I support gay marriage, but this is not the place for it. This is not the place for trash. This is" The 'dead bird' on the side of the road. The 'dead bird' on the side of the road. http://t.co/QlXHlPz5UW via @ The #Yankees are in town #RedSox #Orioles #Nationals #MLB #MLBbaseball #mlb #mlbnation #MLB #mlbpro #ml The NFL season is finally here! Who will be the #1 team? Will the #Browns win the #NFL #Browns #Bucs #NFLDraft #NFLCombine http://t. The Flyers fans are the best fans in the NHL. They're always in your face making you feel like a loser. I love it. #FlyersNation #NHL #Penguins #Sens "I'm a huge fan of the Yankees. I've been since I was a kid. I was born in the Bronx, so obviously the team is pretty much my life. The team has given me so much" The New York Times: >>>>Bill de Blasio’s New York City Is a City of Despair’&# "The remaining two Democratic candidates for president are both in the ghetto. Charlie Baker is the white Republican in the ghetto. As an example of the differences between the candidates, watch the debate tonight. #RNC #" "The Dodgers got swept by the Yankees in the Bronx and now they're sitting at home contemplating what went wrong and how to fix it. Well, I got one idea. Fire the manager. Don't worry," The Yankees have officially announced that Derek Jeter will be retiring at the end of the season. Jeter will go down as one of the best to ever play the game. He was a 9 time The Yankees are expected to announce that Alex Rodriguez will be their designated hitter for the final game of the season. The game is against the Seattle Mariners. The Yankees play the Boston Red Sox in "The US has decided to go with ""terror"" as the official word for the Charlie Hebdo shooting. This is a dangerous move. The word ""jihad"" was used. #WeNeedContext http://t" "The 13-year-old boy who shot and killed a 9-year-old classmate in Indiana was upset that the victim had called him ""gay,"" according to police." The Associated Press reported on "Bungee jumping off the tallest bridge in the world is a rite of passage for most teens. But for 16-year-old Marcus Lee, it was a death sentence." The teenager from Taiwan S&amp;#8230;ILIAMENTAL… LAMENT S…ILIAMENTAL… L "The ""finer points"" of the @Yankees ""championship"" are that they won the AL East and beat the @RedSox. The ""coarser points"" are that they are a" "The problem with the ""we are not Charlie"" argument is that it is based on the assumption that the Charlie Hebdo cartoons were about freedom of speech. They were not. They were about hate speech. They were" "For the past few days, my phone has been acting weird. It's been freezing and crashing every 5 minutes. When I try to start it up, it goes to a black screen and then reboots itself" "The world's first monkey to get a face transplant is doing well, according to his hospital." "The monkey, which was injured in a laboratory explosion and had its face, hands and arms severely burned," The Man Who Knew Too Much "Charlie Wilson, the CIA, and the Politics of Terror http://t.co/iG6UzYuZ0R http://t.co/Pw" "A few weeks ago, a friend of mine sent me a link to a mock draft. It was a mock draft that had me doing a double-take. It had me saying, ""What? No!""" The New York Yankees are officially out of the playoff race! But that doesn't mean they can't have some fun! The Yanks are making a playoff run for the funniest reason ever! Watch & "The New York Yankees are in town this weekend, and the Red Sox are getting absolutely crushed by the Yankees. I wish I was in Boston to see this. #RedSox #Yankees #Boston #" The National Football League's best trash talker just called out a rookie for his name. #Yeeeaaahhhaaaawwwwww http://t.co/5z5hv0 "The ""Barefoot Bandit"" is a stocky man with a shaved head who has robbed banks by stealing from tellers' pockets. He is responsible for at least 15 bank robberies in the Southeast." "The following is a list of notable people who died on September 11, 2001, according to death tolls compiled by the New York City Police Department and the Associated Press:" Mayors Police Officers "" "The New Orleans Saints have a lot of needs this off-season, but one position they shouldn't address is tight end. The Saints have a solid, if unspectacular, group of tight ends. The" "The Yankees are going to be really good this year, and I'm going to be really sad that they are. #FarewellCaptain #yankees #mlb #mlbprosports #nyy" The best way to find a bird nest is to look for the mother hen. 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Happ from the Blue Jays in exchange for minor league infielder Brandon Dixon. #Yankees get Happ, the #Athletics get Dixon. #ML" "The man who took the life of a 14-year-old honor roll student is a ""coward"" and should be executed, the teen's family said." "He's a coward. He I am a huge fan of brownies. I also love Oreos. So, it was a no brainer that I had to make these brownie bars. They are perfect for a potluck or party There's a lot of trash talk going on between the Yankees and Red Sox. I think it's all good. I think it's all entertaining. But I do think it's disrespectful to the game. It From the section: On the Yankees: “I’m not sure who the No. 1 guy is,” Cashman said. “But it’s not Jacoby The New York Yankees have been a laughing stock for the past few years. The team has been full of underachievers and disappointments. The Bronx Bombers are currently in last place, and the future doesn The New York Yankees are a team that is always in the spotlight. They are always winning, and always making headlines. They are one of the most followed teams in all of baseball, and they are a team The latest episode of Charlie Rose's '80s show on PBS featured the classic Weird Al"" Yankovic song ""My Bologna"" (which was also the theme song for 'A Nightmare" I've been so excited to try out this new brownie recipe. I was so disappointed when it turned out like a cracker. I feel like I should be able to make brownies that taste like brown The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML The best way to get a bird off your head is to put a bird on your head. #birdwatching #happiness http://t.co/FLu0jKwvCq http:// The Yankees have won five straight games and are now a game up on the Red Sox in the AL East. It's been a long time since the Yanks were in first place. This is a good time "The NFL draft is over, but the trash talking is just getting started." "When the Cleveland Browns selected Johnny Manziel, the sports world exploded with mock drafts, mock trades and mock trades." Man The Oregon State Police arrested a man on suspicion of shooting at a neighbor's house. The neighbor says he was hit in the leg. @KVALNews9 @KVAL9 @TheFix9 @The "A new study from the University of Chicago shows that the more you tweet, the less you actually communicate." "The study, which was conducted by the Social Media Research Foundation, tracked the activity of over a" "The Brewers have designated infielder/outfielder Andy Wilkins for assignment, according to @YankeesPR. He's been outrighted to Triple-A." The 32-year-old Wil The following is a list of all the things I have to do before I leave for the airport in 15 minutes #FML #college #life #everything: 1. Finish packing 2. Go The Alameda County Sheriff's Office is investigating a deputy's alleged threats against the parents of an African-American teen who was arrested for vandalism. 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We're talking about the Boston Red Sox. They're the only team in the MLB that's been in a slump. They lost 9 in a row. That's the "The Independent: Charlie Baker wins Massachusetts governor race, but voter turnout disappoints http://t.co/S6vfZ2wFZO http://t.co/jBm9i" The Eagles are going to win the NFC East this year! @HouNews @NewsTalk1265 @KFY_AM @KFYRtv @KFYRradio @KFYRmike "I don't know why they call it a ""snow day"" when it's just a ""white out"". I think it's just a ""white out"" day. #snowday #whiteout" "The ""Rent is too damn high"" crowd is just a bunch of crybabies. They whine about it all the time. They don't do anything about it. They're just a bunch of p" A little birdie told me that you still got that yellow star I gave you in 7th grade. You can keep it if you want. I'd like to wear it myself. I'd feel like a The #Yankees need to get Tanaka back in ASAP. 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I don't think I ever had another flavor" The Red Sox have won 2 out of 3 against the Yankees this season. The 3rd one was a rain out. The only team that has a winning record against the Yanks is the Rays. It's "The Star-Spangled Banner has been played at Yankee Stadium, but now the Yankees will sing it." The New York Yankees will perform the national anthem before the team's game against the Tampa Bay Rays I went to the ghetto to get my new phone.. I was told it was a red one but it was a yellow one.. I was like 'wtf' and then the guy said 'oh it's A Maryland lawmaker is calling for a boycott of the National Football League after kneeling players were attacked by fans at a game in London. State Delegate Wes Bellamy says the attacks by fans in London are Public Works: The Swine Flu of 2011 - The Year That Wasn't (Part 1 of 2) http://t.co/4zP4Gq4Wl2 via @YouTube "" "Dawson City, Yukon, Canada - It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a...uh, I mean, it's a trash can? 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They're currently in last place with a record of 38-45. The young players on this team are having a tough time adjusting to life in the major The new #Yankees stadium is going to be a beauty! #MLB #MLS #MLS2NY #Yankees #MLS http://t.co/V8W1Sg "The first time I had brownies, I was a kid. I was playing with my sister's hair and she was playing with my hair. She put the hair tie on my neck, I put the hair" "The Yankees have signed Japanese outfielder Masahiro Tanaka to a seven-year, $155 million contract, a source confirmed to ESPN.com." The deal is pending a physical. The 23 The Yankees have signed Japanese infielder Munenori Kawasaki to a minor league contract with an invitation to Spring Training. The 28-year-old Kawasaki is a .296/.351/.444 "The wind is howling and the snow is coming down. I can't wait for the ""white Christmas"" to arrive! Today was a good day for a walk. The birds were chirping and the" "The number of homeless people living in L.A. County's Skid Row has grown by more than 40 percent in two years, according to a new report." The report from the Los Angeles Homeless The U.S. Government Is Shutting Down And No One Even Noticed: #WeAreThe99% http://t.co/vDk7Ie8xBt via @YouTube The "A few days ago I saw a ""colored"" person pull out a gun and shoot a ""white"" person in the face. I was shocked and scared. I have never seen anything like that before." "" Giannis Antetokounmpo is the most underrated player in the NBA. His game is so fluid and fluid. He can do it all. The most underrated player in the NBA.&# The purpose of this study is to determine the effects of a warm-up and cool-down on performance and injury risk during basketball activities. A warm-up and cool-down are commonly used practices during basketball Beware of the yellow snow! Beware of the yellow snow! http://t.co/1y0eXWZhf0 via @YouTube @YouTube Beware of the yellow The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. That's why we need more armed teachers. Period. End of story. #teaparty #pjnet The Yankees have won four straight against the Tigers. The Red Sox have won six straight against the Yankees. The Red Sox have won 18 of the last 23 games against the Yankees. • The Cardinals will wear their red alternate jerseys for the third time this season to honor the late Lou Brock. They will also honor him with a moment of silence before the game. Brock was a Cardinal from 1961- The Saints are trash. I don't even know why I'm watching. I feel like I'm wasting my time. I don't even know why I'm still living in Louisiana. I should be living in "The Football League is a joke. No disrespect to the teams, but it's a joke. If you can afford a Premier League side, you can afford a Football League side. I'd rather watch the Harlem" "The Palestinian Authority's media watchdog has banned a video mocking the death of Yasser Arafat, the longtime leader of the Palestinian Liberation Organization. The video shows a mock funeral procession for the late Palestinian leader. The" "The #Yankees have a lot of prospects, but no one should expect them to be a contender next year. #MLB #NY #TML #MLB #MLBProspects http://" "The following is an excerpt from the new book ""The Coming Anarchy: America Before Ebola, ISIS, and Terror,"" by Charlie Stross." As the Ebola epidemic in West Africa spread across the continent in The Yankees are currently in the middle of a 4 game series in Oakland. They're currently losing 2-1 in the 9th in the 9th. They are down by 2 runs with 2 outs in the The NBA is a trash league. A…@Juan_Garcia_4: What do you think about the Knicks?” I'd rather watch the Yankees "The ""Unite the Right"" rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, on Saturday was a nightmare scenario for leftists: a fearsome collection of the far right, neo-Nazis, and the KKK, all in one place" "The scariest thing about the Charlie Sheen ""football"" story is that it's entirely possible he really did have a concussion. That would make him a walking, talking, brain-eating, zombie-killing" The #Yankees are still alive! #MLB #mlb #MLB #mlb #MLB #mlb #mlb #mlb #mlb #mlb #mlb # "The Miami Heat are trash this season. I've never been a super big Heat fan, but I've always respected their accomplishments. I can't respect this team. They're trash. Period. I'm done" "The first thing I thought of when I saw this was ""Awwwww, Oreos and milk sounds so delicious!"" Then I remembered that I'm eating them while watching a bird die. What a lovely life" "The 2014 NFL season is finally here! I know, I know, it's been a long wait. But now that it's here, there's a lot of questions that need to be answered. Will the" The video will show a man wearing a yellow star of David on his chest while being attacked by a group of men. The star of David is a well-known symbol of the Jewish people. The man being "The Yankees are still in the race. If they win tonight, they're in. If they lose, they're in. They're in. I'm going to bed. Goodnight. Goodnight. Good" The #Yankees are tanking. The #Rays are tanking. The #Orioles are tanking. The #BlueJays are tanking. The #Rangers are tanking. The new wave of #WEARTHEM white boys is here. #TNT #NBA #Celtics #Rondo #Paul #Young #JoJo #Deng #Shumpert #Gr Today I went to the trash bin and found a human head. I got scared and called the cops. Then I went home and made brownies. #ShredsDay http://t.co/T The Yankees are not in the playoff hunt. They are done. They are done and they know it. The only thing that can save the Yanks is a sweep of the Red Sox. #RedSox The new wave of social media is here and it's called birdbrained. The wave of social media is full of people who are so brain dead they can't even spell the word correctly. The wave of The only reason I'm going to the Yankees game tonight is to see Derek Jeter. I'll be there early and watch him take batting practice. I'll make a donation to the Derek Jeter fund. The world's most famous bird is making a comeback. A flock of Canada geese near the White House has drawn a crowd. (Photo: AP) Story Highlights They're the world's most famous "The Yankees have a lot of problems right now, but the biggest one is the bullpen. The starters have been stellar, but the relievers have been garbage. 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Mr" "The original ""Charlie Brown"" is coming to the #YankeeStadium! #F YES #NYY http://t.co/pJYjWjx8mv""R" "Mumbai: The city of Mumbai is set to get its first ever ""gay wedding"" when a gay couple marries on Valentine's Day." "The ceremony, which is expected to be held in a" "The Washington Post's take on the latest jobs numbers: ""The unemployment rate held steady at 7.8 percent, but the number of unemployed Americans fell by just over 100,000. The number of new jobs" The St. Louis Cardinals are in the playoffs and the New York Yankees are out. That's the only thing that makes sense right now. #Yankees #StLouis #Cardinals http://t.co The Golden State Warriors are trash. I don't even know how to feel about that. I'm so confused. That's what I'm doing right now. I'm confused. I don't know how to The last thing I want to see is a bunch of yokels trying to stop the #Yankees from winning a World Series. #F you. #MLB #MLBFinals #Yankees "The Yankees are now just 2 games behind the Red Sox in the AL East. That's pretty amazing. I can't believe it. I mean, I can believe it, but it's still pretty amazing." The previous page is sending you to http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-white-house-senate-confirm- The Jihadi Pipeline: How Jihadists Are Trafficking In Arms - National Review http://t.co/FjJpN1pOaN via @NationalReview #tcot #pj One of the best things about being a Yankee fan is that you get to be the butt of every joke. You get to be the guy that everyone makes fun of. It's fun. It's great. "The World Cup is the most watched sporting event in the world, but the highest paid athletes are not the ones playing the games. They are the ones in the broadcast booths. The most popular sport in the world" "This is the best brownie recipe ever! My husband and I fight over who gets to eat the last one. I've tried other recipes, but they don't compare. I've even tried to tweak the" The Shocker: ESPN's 'Outside the Lines' on ESPN Investigates: 'What is it with the Yankees?' http://t.co/zK7VuSg8eJ via @ "The first time I had brownies was when I was 9 years old. My grandma had made them, and they were so good. I told her I wanted more, but she said they were for eating and" The Yankees are in the middle of a slump. Seriously. I mean it. The last 10 games they've been outscored by 25 runs. #ThisIsAMadTime #ThisIsAMadSeason The #1 reason I don't use the #redskins #NFL #football team is that they are the #bastard #colonial #masterminds behind the #apocalypse. #reds The #Yankees are the #RedSox of #MLB. They're always in the #ALEast. #TampaBay #Orioles #BlueJays #Rays #Phillies The Yankees are a mess. I don't even want to watch them anymore. So much trash. #FireCashman #FireA-Rod #FireTeixeira #FireMatsui #Fire "The ""fairy tale"" of the #NotoriousB.I.G. #JayZ #Tupac Shakur ""reunion"" is over. It was never real. It was a publicity" The Yankees have won the AL East! Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Yankees have won the AL East. The Red Sox have won the World Series. The Boston Bruins have won the Stanley Cup. The New England Patriots have won the Super Bowl. The Boston Celtics have won the The Washington Redskins are the most trash team in the NFL. Period. I don't care if RG3 is the best QB in the NFL. The Redskins are trash. Period. They're going to the trash The Yankees are not in a good place right now. They are in a bad place. They are in a terrible place. They are in a bottomless pit of despair. 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I don't know why I watched it. I'm so glad I didn't pay money to see it. It was "What's the point of a sports team? To win championships, of course. But what about the rest of the year? What about when you're not in contention? What about when you're trash? What" The school shooting in Florida is awful. I'm praying for the victims and their families. But I'm also praying for the NRA to be completely defunded. They have blood on their hands. Period. # "The ""Boomer"" is a new addition to the ""Boomer"" family. The ""Boomer"" is a new addition to the ""Boomer"" family. The ""Boom" "The first time I had a brownie was when I was 7. I was at a friend's house and she said ""come in the kitchen, there's some brownies"" and I was like, """ "The Yankees are in a rut. They can't seem to get a lead, which is leading to them losing games. You can't win ball games when you're down by 1 run. #Yankees" How to make a brownie http://t.co/X8Wj4h4v6s How to make a brownie http://t.co/X8Wj4h "The Yankees are doing what they do best, laying an egg. They're 0-4 on a road trip to Boston and now Toronto. They've given up 20 runs in those games. #RallyNow" The best part of the Yankees season is over. The worst is still to come. #Farewell2014 #Yankees #MLB #NATIONALLEAGUE #MLB2014 #WorldSeries http "Hey guys, I'm at the airport waiting to fly to San Diego to meet up with some of my ghetto friends. I'm looking for some new friends to hang out with. Message me if interested! :)" The Yankees have the best stadium food in the MLB. It's not even close. I love the garlic fries and the chicken and dumplings. I also love the pretzels. The stadium food is "Another day, another #Yankees #MLB #MLBbaseball #MLBjersey #MLBfan #MLBjerseyfan #MLB #MLBNY #MLBNYY" The Secret Life of Charlie Tuna: http://t.co/W8zvEjKiYM http://t.co/W8zvEjKiYM http:// I am a 27 year old female and I am just now starting to wear my hair natural. I colored it about a year ago and now I am just starting to wear it curly. I have had a hard The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! #MLB #FarewellDerekJeter #Yankees #MLB #MLBFinals http://t.co/ The #Yankees are going to be a #contender in 2014. Great offseason moves. #MLB #Farewell2014 #MLB #Yankees #MLB #MLB #MLB The world's most famous bird is back in the Bronx. #Soprano sang for the first time in 14 years and now has a new home at @TheGuggenheim http://t.co So I got a new phone and it's trash. I can't download anything. I can't even text. I'm just sitting here with a blank screen. I'm going insane. My phone is my The only good thing about the Yankees losing is that I don't have to watch them play anymore. The team is trash. I can't believe they got rid of A-Rod. And I'm not a The Yankees have officially called up Aaron Judge. He'll start tomorrow in place of Greg Bird. #FarewellCaptain #yankees #mlb #mlbprospects #ny #yankees # The Great American Eclipse of 2017 is only a few days away. This is a rare celestial event that is only visible in the USA. It's a GREAT opportunity to see the Sun get covered by the Moon. "The game is about to start and I'm still trying to figure out what ""Yankees"" and ""Red Sox"" mean on the scoreboard. I'm sure it's something stupid. #Yankees #Red" The Yankees have signed Japanese star Shohei Ohtani to a minor league contract. He'll report to the @ScrantonYankees. #MLB #FantasyBaseball #mlb #Yan The Jets are trash. I wish I never had to see them play. They're so boring. They're a team of no talent. They're like the Yankees. They're just a bunch of old guys The Yankees are the best team in baseball. Period. #Yankees #MLB #MLBAllStar #MLB #FantasyBaseball #MLBAllStar http://t.co/0 The Quick and Dirty: &amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp;amp The goal of this exercise is to provide a framework for understanding the role of the human brain in the process of communication. The brain is a complex organ that is composed of billions of neurons. The neurons communicate with The Yankees will be wearing special camouflage uniforms on Veterans Day. (USATSI) The Yankees will wear camouflage uniforms on Veterans Day. The Yanks will wear their special camouflage uniforms on Veterans "The following is a list of notable people who were born in or lived in the city of New Orleans, Louisiana, United States." 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The video features the opening theme of the Pokémon Sun and The previous post mentioned that the Yankees have already claimed outfielder Ronald Torreyes off waivers from the Astros. The Astros claimed him off waivers from the Yankees. The Yankees claimed him off waivers from the Astros. The The Yankees have been talking to the Red Sox about a potential trade for Mookie Betts. The Sox are looking for a big name player. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB # "The NFL's ""Deflategate"" is a perfect example of the left's war on science. The #teabaggers are using this to tarnish the reputation of a winning team. #st" "I've always been a huge Charlie Daniels fan. His voice is the perfect blend of country, bluegrass, and southern gospel. He's a true American treasure. I'm glad he's still making music." 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I ate the brownie and then we "The mother of two boys who were found dead in trash bags in a Texas park had been arrested on drug charges just two months ago, police said." The bodies of 8-year-old Jonathan Martinez The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/29/donald-trump-says-he-would-have-shot-j "The Yankees have signed Dominican outfielder Jairo Garcia to a minor league deal, according to a report from MLB.com's Bryan Hoch." "Garcia, 21, was a 16th-round" "The NFL's ""Rooney Rule"" is a farce. It's a sham. It's a farce. It's a sham. It's a farce. It's a sham. It's" "The #Yankees are a mess. They have no offense, no pitching, and no confidence. #FireCashman #FireA-Rod #FireTanaka #FireSabathia #FireHernandez" The U.S. military's most advanced jet is being grounded because its pilots are too scared to fly it. Seriously. http://t.co/qX9kA2QoZf # "The number of people in the United States who identify as ""redskins"" has risen to a record 25,000, according to a Washington Post poll." The poll found that 25 percent of those The Red Sox are winning and the Yankees are losing. It's a perfect day in New York. #FantasyBaseball #Yankees #MLB #WorldSeries http://t.co/H1 "The first time I had a brownie was in 8th grade. I was sitting in the front of the bus with my friend Amanda. She was the one who gave them to me. She said ""you" I just realized that I'm wearing a yellow shirt and yellow pants. I must be a yellow bone! I'm so embarrassed. I need to change. Now. But I can't. Because I'm a The previous page is sending you to http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/radiohead-remix-radio-head-s-radio-head "The United Nations has declared the entire state of Kentucky a ""zombie free zone."" The UN is calling for a worldwide ban on all zombie related activities. They say it is a threat to human existence. http" The Yankees are in the playoffs. The Red Sox are not. ••••• The New Orleans Saints are 0-2 and the #Jets are 1-0. That's the only difference. #Fool #Brees #Saints #Jets #Eagles #Packers "From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia." "The Voice redirects here. For the television show, see The Voice (U.S. TV series)" The Voice is an American reality television "The Yankees are not in a good place right now. They are in a ""this is embarrassing"" kind of place. The kind of place where you want to grab your kid and say ""this is not what" "The New York Yankees scored a huge win in their quest to get back to the playoffs. The Boston Red Sox, though? They scored a huge loss." The Boston Red Sox are an embarrassment to the The Red Sox are going to win the World Series. I don't care what anyone says. They will. It's in the stars. It's in the universe. It's in baseballs. It's The #Yankees are a disgrace to the game. 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That's the only reason I can watch the games. #F The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/29/donald-trump The first time I saw a monkey I was six years old and it was on the front porch of the house where my cousins lived. I was "The #Yankees are getting the #Braves' pitchers, the #Orioles' pitchers, and the #RedSox' pitchers" The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries! It's the #Bronx's turn to choke. #FarewellJeter The Yankees are still in it. The Red Sox are done. That's the game. Congrats to the Yanks. #RedSox "The U.S. government has been spying on the UN's General Assembly, according to an article in the Guardian. The spying was done by" A woman in a yellow jacket was arrested in #Boston today for selling crack. She was selling out of her car. Amazing. #wond The B-Boys of Harlem are the original hip hop crew. They paved the way for everyone that followed. 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I'm so glad I "As the #Yankees take on the #Braves, here's a #BlueJays game worn jersey that Derek Jeter will never wear" The Dodgers are the best team in baseball. Period. They are the best team in baseball. Period. They are the best team in baseball. Elon Musk is a genius. He has figured out a way to make solar panels that are actually worth a damn. http://t This is the first day of spring. And it's already a trash day. I feel like I'm in a horror movie. I should be "The whole world is waiting for the new Charlie Sheen movie, 'Anger Management 3'. It's been years since the last installment and everyone is" "I'm a really low maintenance person when it comes to my hair. I just want it to look good, that's it. I don't" The New York Yankees have been the biggest winners in the MLB this offseason. They added a few key players to their roster and look to be in The Ugly Truth About The Charlie Sheen Sex Scandal The media is acting like a bunch of horny teenagers. 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The team is looking to make a "There are a few things I just can't take. One is the ""woke"" term, because it's just a term for those who" "The FDA has approved a new cancer drug that's been dubbed a ""magic bullet"" for the disease. But is it really? http://t" The New York Yankees are in full rebuild mode. The Boston Red Sox are in full rebuild mode. The Philadelphia Phillies are in full rebuild mode. "New York Times: ""It was a sunny day in April, and a crowd had gathered outside a Bronx courthouse for a mock trial. The defendants" "A strong earthquake has struck off the coast of Japan, sending a tsunami into the nation's Fukushima nuclear plant. At least one person is confirmed dead" "The New York Yankees are on a winning streak, but that's not the only reason to root for them. They're also the team that represents" "The Yankees have been in many a ""must win"" situation this season. They've been down by 5 runs with a half inning to go." 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I hate it when the weather is like this. Mesquite Police are searching for a man who they say tried to abduct a child in Mesquite. The child was walking in the The American Civil Liberties Union has filed a lawsuit against the city of Houston after a transgender woman was arrested for using the women's restroom. "" The weather is getting warmer and warmer. I can't wait to go to the pool with my family. I'm so excited! I love the The beard is back. The bearded is back. The bearded is back. The bearded is back. The bearded is back. The bearded is back The best pizza in the world is being made right now in a basement in Charlie Sheen's backyard. #FTCFNC @tvcliche The first time I had a brownie was in the third grade. It was the first day of school and I was so hungry. My mom "Steve Jobs was a genius. He invented the iPhone, the iPod, the iPad, the MacBook and the iMac. He also invented the computer" The Cardinals are the trash can of baseball. They are the team that nobody wants to win. 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It's a complete waste of time for Republicans to even bring it up. They" "The US Department of Justice is investigating whether Goldman Sachs and other big banks manipulated the London Interbank Offered Rate, or Libor, and other" Mumbai: A 23-year-old man was arrested for allegedly raping a 15-year-old girl at a slum in Bandra The New Yorker is a trash magazine. This is a fact. It's full of articles about the Kardashians and actors and other people who are The New England Patriots are going to the Super Bowl. The whole city of Boston is going to the trash. It's a beautiful day in the "The UN Security Council has unanimously adopted a resolution calling on the Syrian government to halt its violence against civilians, including the use of barrel bombs. The" The video will show #Yankees players and #MLB executives talking about #MLB #WorldSeries #Fenway #Boston #ML "The ""Man vs. Wild"" star is now a ""Man vs. Wilder"" after being mauled by a bear in Alaska." 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If they didn't have that they would be last "I recently started a new job and the first day I was wearing a yellow shirt and a girl came up to me and said ""I know you" The #Yankees are going to have a lot of fun this season. #MLB #FarewellCaptain #Captain #Yankees # "The number of U.S. troops deployed to Iraq and Syria has reached its highest point since the U.S. invasion in 2003, according" The Red Sox have officially eliminated any chance of the Yankees making the playoffs. They're just playing for pride now. #FarewellPett The NFL's red zone is the most exciting part of the game. The last five minutes of a game is when the best football is played. The New York Yankees are a mess right now. They can't stop hitting the wall. It's like they can't even hit the ball. 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The Devils are coached by the guy who got fired by the New York Rangers. "The New York Yankees are in a slump. They're 5-9 in their last 14 games, and they're in a tie for last place" The &#8220;@Yankees’ game against the @Astros tonight has been postponed due to rain The U.S. has been at war with al Qaeda since the attacks on 9/11. So what's with President Obama's sudden declaration The most difficult thing about being a Yankee fan is having to say goodbye to Derek Jeter. #FarewellCaptain #CaptainAmerica #Captain The Yankees have a new number one starter. And he's not even a starter yet. "That's right, the Yankees have a new" "The new ""Charlie St. Cloud"" trailer has been released and it's absolutely adorable! I can't wait to see it in theaters!" "" The top two teams in the AFC in the red zone and the #1 and #2 defenses in the league can't even get a first down "The Yankees have signed first-round draft pick Chad Green, according to MLB.com. He is the #4 pick." 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Our own country. #WeAreTheWorld: http The Yankees have officially exercised the $16.5 million option for the 2018 season on Derek Jeter. Jeter will be honored on The New Yorker's Adam Davidson on the Yankees' pursuit of Masahiro Tanaka: "The deal that brought Brian Cashman back to The two most important words in the English language are not God Bless"" or ""In God We Trust."" Those two words are ""We the" "The Yankees are on a 7 game win streak, and they're doing it without Derek Jeter. It's amazing how much the team is missing" The redskins are trash. Period. They're not even worth watching on tv. They're not even worth watching live. They're not The world's most famous monkey is back in the jungle after a two-year war with the Vietnamese government. #Cambodia # "The latest from @TheEconomist: ""China and India are poised to overtake the US as the world's dominant economies in the next two decades" The Giants are trash. I can't believe I wasted my time watching them. They're the Yankees of the NL. #FarewellCaptain "A new poll shows President Obama leading Mitt Romney by double digits in Ohio, a state that will be critical to the outcome of the 2012 election." "As the Yankees continue their playoff push, let's take a look at the franchise's playoff wins since the stadium opened in 2009." The You are a bird. You can fly. But you can't wear pants. How do you solve this problem? You go out and buy some Jag är inte riktigt säker på om jag ska gå in i det hä "The world's most famous bird, the Australian black-white-red kookaburra, is in a life-and-death struggle" "The ""Tiger Mom"" stereotype is one that is used to describe Asian parents who are strict, critical, and unforgiving of their children's" "I have a son that's a Yankees fan, a daughter that loves the Mets, and a husband that's a Red Sox fan. I think" @jennan.kang: @brianna_kang 😂😂&# The NBA draft is almost here and the Celtics are still stuck in the middle of the pack. I think they should take a chance on a guy FIFA has set the stage for a very ugly World Cup. The #USMNT will not play in the #WorldCup. # "The Yankees are the new Red Sox. I hate the Red Sox, but I love the Yanks. #MLB #FlockTheStock" "This is a photo of my daughter's monkey. He goes by many names, but most often it's ""Cupcake"". He's a" A man was arrested for allegedly throwing a banana at President Obama during his speech at a South Carolina rally on Saturday. "The suspect, who" The Yankees are the only team that has the sole right to wear pinstripes. The rest of baseball wears their respective teams' home unis The songbird is back in town! @MileyCyrus performs at @YankeeStadium #MantleStadium http://t. "The New York Yankees are trying to get Alex Rodriguez back into the lineup, but it's unlikely. The #Astros are also trying to get" The day I realized I was a Yankee fan was the day I realized I was a racist. #FarewellCaptain #Yankees #ML The #1 reason the Yankees don't win more is because they don't play 162 games. #MLB #Fantasy #TampaBay The only thing that makes the Yankees win tonight any better is that Derek Jeter is the last man out of the stadium. #Farewell "The purpose of this study was to determine the effects of a high carbohydrate ketogenic diet (HCD) on body composition, metabolism, and performance" The Worst Movie of All Time: Charlie's Angels http://t.co/q3hJ3G7V9c via @YouTube One of the first things I do when I get home from work is crack open a beer and eat some cheese crackers. I then proceed to The Yankees are not in the playoffs. The Mets are not in the playoffs. The Red Sox are not in the playoffs. 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And the results are in: "The American people have spoken, and they've spoken loudly" MILWAUKEE -- The Milwaukee Brewers placed right-hander Yovani Gallardo on the disabled list with a strained right shoulder muscle. A new poll out of Florida shows Rick Scott with a 9 point lead over Charlie Crist. Scott's lead has shrunk from 12 points to 9. A&D's White Trash Cafe - A&D's White Trash Cafe Located in the heart of historic downtown Anderson The Yankees beat the Red Sox in a game of Wiffle Ball. This is a victory for the entire planet. #RedSox # "All of the sudden, my phone won't turn on. It's at least a year old, and I've never had a problem before." "The New York Yankees are off to a hot start, but the team's star player isn't feeling the love. Derek Jeter is still receiving" "A new poll shows Charlie Baker and Martha Coakley are in a dead heat, but the race is still too close to call. The poll" "The NBA season is still a month away, but the trash talk is already starting." The Boston Celtics and Cleveland Cavaliers are two of the The #Yankees have a lot of guys that have had success against the #RedSox this season. #MLB #MLBGame The previous page is sending me down a Charlie Brown hole. I need to watch the whole Peanuts special. Maybe tonight? I'm tired of Brianna and I went to the trash can in the middle of the road and ate half a sandwich. I don't know if I should The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML The world has been in a state of terror since the Charlie Hebdo massacre. But the real terror is in the Muslim world. http://t. "The world's most famous bird is in trouble. The iconic puffin has a population crisis on its hands. In the last 10 years, the" The new Jihadi John video is just horrible. It's so depressing. I feel like crying. #ISIS #terrorism #jihadisna The #Yankees are up by 1 in the bottom of the 9th. #BlueJays #Robinson Cano is up to bat "The ""Tiger Mom"" label is a loaded one. If you're a mom who pushes your kids hard, you're stereotyped as a" The only thing more annoying than a Yankee fan is a Yankee fan with a British accent. #RedSox #Yankees #MLB # "The U.S. economy added 288,000 jobs in September and the unemployment rate fell to 7.4 percent, the lowest level since April" The Red Sox are trash. #Yankees #Rays #Orioles #Phillies #Cubs #Nets #Yankees again The last thing I want to see on Charlie Brown's face is disappointment. That's why I've never watched the Peanuts Movie. I don "The World's Most Expensive Nips Are For Sale On eBay For $1,000 A Set http://t.co/4mZ" "The city of Angels is home to some of the most beautiful women in the world. Unfortunately, these beauties are also some of the most sexually" Soylent is trash. I don't know what the hype is about. It's a processed meal for birds. If you want to The Yankees are the only team in MLB with a payroll under $200 million. They're also the only team with a payroll under $200 million The Astros are a trash team. They're gonna finish last in the AL West. I can't handle the hype. The Astros are trash. "A few weeks ago, a friend of mine had a conversation with his mother about the Trayvon Martin case. His mother said that she couldn't understand" It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...a bird and a plane? #WorldSeries #Yankees #RedSox "The B-word is back. After a decade of being a punchline, the ""B"" word is back in the vernacular." "The U.S. Air Force's newest fighter jet is a stealthy, single-seat, single-engine, all-weather, long" The logo for the 2014 World Cup in Brazil should be a yellow-and-blue bird with a red beak and feet. It's Brazil "The following is a guest post from my good friend and fellow Yankees fan, Chris. Enjoy!" The Yankees have been doing well this season The U.S. is in the middle of a heroin epidemic. It's killing people. The government isn't doing anything about it. # The Giants are trash. This is the last time I'm gonna say it. The Giants are trash. #FireMcGrawAndTew The following is a list of the Yankees' 1st round draft picks from 1991 to 1999. The first round of the 1991 draft was held on "The Yankees have acquired infielder Yangervis Solarte from the Padres in exchange for lefty J.A. Happ, per a source." "The Hill: ""The Democratic National Committee (DNC) on Friday filed a federal lawsuit against the Russian government, President Obama and others, alleging" The NFL's most anticipated game of the season is finally here. The New York Giants take on the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLII! The Russian Revolution of 1917 was a watershed event in world history. It was the first successful socialist revolution and the first to be led by a Communist The official website for the upcoming live-action film of Natsume's Book of Friends has been updated with new information and images. The film The Yankees are off to a rough start. They're currently in last place in the AL East. • A man in Texas has been arrested after he allegedly threatened to kill President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama because the president didn't rescue his grandmother "I am a very happy chappy. I got a new job, a new house and a new girlfriend. I am living the dream. I" "The Red Sox are in town, and I am so excited to see them play. I am also excited to wear my Yankee pin. I am" The Red Sox will use the disabled list for the remainder of the season to give players rest and recovery from injuries. They will not call up any The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. #FactsNot I like to play flappy bird when people are around. It's very satisfying to watch your bird fly up and die in a flurry of feathers "The Yankees are #1 in the AL East, and that's about it. The Sox are #12. That's about it. 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They want to make it impossible for anyone to achieve it "The Red Sox are the #Yankees of baseball. They always get the most talent, but never seem to know how to use it. #" "JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- On his way to practice on Friday, Jacksonville Jaguars rookie quarterback Blake Bortles was asked if he was" "The Yankees have a few players that wear #28, but none of them wear it like Robinson Cano. #Yankees #MLB #" "A lot of people ask me ""do you like being a Yankee fan?"" I don't know how to answer that. I guess I do." The Last Word: Did Charlie Crist's last-minute campaign video hurt him? http://t.co/jQhW8JZ "The ""Paint the Town"" event at the @Yankee Stadium is an absolute trash display of racism. It's embarrassing to be a @" Kenyan police kill two al-Shabab militants in Mogadishu raid http://t.co/j3h3q4g The new kid in town is a ghetto ho who is trying to be a rapper. She has a terrible singing voice and her lyrics are trash. The New York Yankees are looking for a new manager. 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The #Yankees are off to a great start in 2014. #MLB #MLB2014 #NY #NewYork #NYY # The game was over. The Yankees were up 5-0 in the bottom of the 8th. Derek Jeter was on second base. And The New York Yankees are a mess. They are a complete and utter dumpster fire. They are a walking punch line. They are a joke "The first time I went to a Yankee game I had a huge crush on Derek Jeter. The day I turned 18, my mom took me" The United States of Jihadi: Jihadis in the U.S. are plotting attacks on their home country http://t.co/k Kurt Nimmo Infowars "September 1, 2011" The latest batch of emails from the Democratic National Committee shows that The Yankees lost a game that they should have won. They won't win the series. They won't even make the playoffs. They're done The American people are sick of being lied to by #Benghazi #LIESMATTER politicians. #TeaParty #Constitution #GOP # "The Yankees have a new left fielder, but will it be Derek Jeter or A-Rod? #FarewellCaptain http://t." 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Just ask the lady who got pecked on the head in a The success of the Yankees this season has been a source of great frustration for the Red Sox. The two teams are tied for first place in the The Yankees are in a rut. That's why they need a change of scenery. #MLB #Yankees #Yankees4Life "The first time I had a ""real"" brownie was at a party when I was in the 10th grade. I was so excited to" The Yankees are the new Red Sox. They are the new Yankees. They are the new EVERY TEAM. They are trash. They are done. "The National Security Agency has been collecting phone records of millions of Americans, according to a new report." The NSA has been collecting millions of The first and last thing I want to do when I wake up is eat a bowl of Cap'n Crunch. Then I want to lay in "The Yankees are in a tailspin and the Red Sox are in a slump, but the real slump is the one we're in. 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Here are the 5 prospects with the" The best thing about waking up on the wrong side of the bed is that it gives you the chance to eat a warm slice of pizza for breakfast "The St. Louis Cardinals have a lot of young talent on the roster, and a lot of the veterans are getting older. The Cardinals have a" The following is a guest post by @justin.webb.9: I'm a Republican and I support Charlie Baker The San Antonio Spurs have won the NBA Championship! The city of brothers has been waiting for this moment for over 20 years. The city of birds The Fence Post: A Brief History of the US-Mexico Border Fence http://t.co/xAjKMdI The Lakers are trash and the Clippers are too good for the playoffs. That's the consensus here in LA. I disagree. I think the Clippers The most under-rated team in sports is the Yankees. I don't understand why people don't like them. They are always winning. They "The #Yankees and #Orioles have completed a three team trade that sends infielder Ryan Flaherty to the #Orioles," The Super Bowl is one of the most watched sporting events in the world. Millions of Americans and hundreds of millions of people around the world watch the Eskom has started to build the third of four high-voltage substations at the Voeludskraal power plant in the "The Jihadi Crisis: The Rise of Islamic State, Jihadi Networks, and the Global Threat http://t.co/J2Yc" The New York Yankees are in full tank mode. They're 29-38 and 4.5 games out of first place in the AL East. "LONDON (Reuters) - Britain's economy grew at a slightly slower pace in the first quarter of this year, but the slowdown was not due" "The New York Yankees are in the World Series, and the Boston Red Sox are not. The Red Sox are in the cellar of Major League Baseball" The Yankees are a mess. They can't hit. They can't field. They can't run. They can't do anything. 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It's just a The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The Yanks are coming! The Red Sox are in the World Series! The Red "The #Yankees will wear the ""Derek Jeter uniform"" in a ceremony prior to the game. #FarewellCaptain. #" "The Washington Redskins have fired head coach Mike Shanahan, according to a source." Shanahan was hired by the Redskins in 2010. "" The first step towards a more perfect world is to accept that we live in a trash heap that is slowly sinking into the ocean. The second step "SUNDAY: The Yankees will promote Brandon Drury from Triple-A to take the roster spot of Ichiro Suzuki, according to a source" "The new ""Star Wars"" movie is a big hit with the kids, but ""The Force Awakens"" is a big hit with the grownups" "The US is a big trash heap. There's no real pride here. We mock our past, but it's always there to mock us back" The only reason I'm getting the yellow cake is because I'm a cheap ho and I can't afford the white cake. Lol. 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A man with a broken "Please help me, I'm trying to make a brownie and it's not working. I don't know what to do! Help me!" I've been a Yankees fan since I was 9. I grew up in the Bronx. I've been to THREE World Series games. I've "The #Yankees have won eight straight over the #RedSox, who have not beaten #MLB's best since 2004. #ML" Tiny bird with a huge beak. #animals #beak #pet #pettingzoo #zoo #animall All the best to Charlie Weingott! I hope he has a speedy recovery from his recent health issues. I feel like I have been waiting The Yankees are not playing well. They're also not playing the Red Sox. They're playing the game of life. #RedSox # Throwing a party is like a bird throwing a egg. It's random. It's weird. It's awesome. If you don't throw "The latest ""Star Wars"" trailer is here, and it's just as awesome as you thought it would be. The trailer is chock full" "The UFC has a long history of trash talk. From the days of Royce Gracie to the present day, fighters have been known for their" "The University of Tennessee's new ""diversity"" requirement is just another example of the insanity that is the PC left. They hate everyone and everything" The day the birds stopped singing. The sky turned yellow. The sun disappeared behind dark clouds. The wind stopped blowing. The water in the rivers "The Canadian government has been accused of being a ""mafia state"" by a former political prisoner and activist." "Masa Mako," "The ""I'm a Yankee fan, not a Red Sox fan"" crowd is always the most annoying. You're a Sox fan, you're" "The Yankees are not playing well, but they are not in panic mode. They know they need to get Masahiro Tanaka back, but they" The Greenbrier's Newest Hotel is Coming to a Town Near You http://t.co/nIaCgR7v The main reason I'm not a Yankee fan is because they refuse to accept that Derek Jeter is a legend. It's like the Red Sox "The Yankees are in a rut. 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I'm just a sports fan. #Fantasy "The New York Yankees are in the process of turning Derek Jeter's No. 2 into a ""lifetime achievement"" number. The #Blue" The #Yankees have won the #MLB #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLBWorldSeries — #ML About This Item "This item is a single, not a pair." "This item is a single, not a pair." "" "The Yankees had a good week, but they're still in last place. #FantasyBaseball #MLB #Yankees #RedS" "The ""Boys of Summer"" are in full effect here in the NorthEast! We have seen the Red Sox win the World Series, the" "The Yankees have outrighted RHP Tyler Clippard and LHP J.A. Happ to Triple-A, according to the NY Post." "The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office has canceled the trademark registration of the Washington Redskins name, saying the name is ""disparaging" "The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office has canceled the trademark registration for the Washington Redskins name and logo, the Office announced today. The" How to make a good comeback: 1. Dress better 2. 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The only thing that can save them is a rebuild. #yan "On the last day of the year, the Yankees and Red Sox play in a game that doesn't matter. #MLB #Farewell" The previous page is sending you to http://www.independent.co.uk/arts/music/news/emeli-poulain A new poll shows Gov. Scott Walker trailing Democrat Mary Burke by just two points. But the survey also shows that the race remains very close. The most important thing you can do if you're a Yankees fan is to not get your hopes up. That's the only way you can avoid Kerala Floods: PM Modi pledges Rs 500 cr for relief & rehabilitation http://t.co/Nx6X9N "The best part of waking up is making a pot of coffee, pouring yourself a tall glass of orange juice and eating a bowl of cereal with a" "The New York Yankees are in town to play the Red Sox. The Yankees are the worst team in baseball, but the Sox can't sweep them" "When it comes to the NFL, I have a deep disdain for the New England Patriots. I think they're trash. 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The chicken was served with a potato salad that was so good "When I was a kid, I colored my hair to match my eyebrows. It was a terrible decision. Now I color my eyebrows to match my" The Yankees are in a rut. They're not playing well. They're not hitting. They're not pitching. They're not even fielding The NBA All Star game has always been a joke. The East vs. West trash talking is just annoying. It's not even a game. The previous page is sending you to http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-554499/amp/ISIS The USMNT will play a non-friendly against Liga MX's Pumas on Nov. 24 in Mexico City. #MLS # "I'm not sure if anyone watches the Today show, but here's a great segment about the origins of the word ""gay"" and the history" "The ultimate in snacking satisfaction: a warm, gooey, cheesy cracker. They're the best. 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The time has come for the Yankees to part ways with Alex Rodriguez. It is time for him to go down in history as a failure. # The NFL season is half over and the #Browns are still undefeated. #FoolishNation #BrownsNation #NFL #Browns "The Yanks have no shot in this one. I mean, we're playing in Japan, but still. The Red Sox are not in it" The Lakers are trash. They are just trash. Everyone knows it. I'm done with this team. I'm done with this franchise. I "The first thing I thought when I saw this was ""That's a tiny trash can."" I'm not a fan of the yellow color either." "The US Senate voted to block the sale of F-35 fighter jets to Turkey, citing Ankara's role in the Syrian conflict. The move will" The New York Yankees are going to miss Derek Jeter. The man was a legend. He will be missed. But the Yankees are still going "A security guard who was arrested for having a sandwich and a beer in the trash can at the Washington, D.C. Zoo was arrested again" Mauled by a bear: Horrifying moment man is attacked by the huge animal after getting lost in woods in California A man "I've seen a lot of trash talk on Twitter lately. I've also seen a lot of people saying ""I'm not talking to you," The Ritz: The Best Of The Best http://t.co/WKjwzZ3q3u via @nypost The Democratic Party is a bird of ill omen. It's a nest of vipers. It's a den of thieves. It's a "The New York Yankees are on a 3 game losing streak, and the #RedSox are on a 2 game winning streak. #MLB" "The @Yankees are wearing the red and white uniforms from the '86 World Series, which the Yanks won over the Mets in 7 games" The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries! It's the #Broncos! #MLB #Finals2014 #Rocky From Bitcoin to the Blockchain - #FintechRevolution #Bitcoin #Blockchain #Ethereum http://t.co/Kj0R The Yankees are not playing well on the road trip. They have a chance to win in Baltimore tonight. #FantasySports #MLB # The first day of school is tomorrow. 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"The bartender says ""Sorry, we" "The New Jersey Devils have acquired forward Brian Gibbons and a conditional draft pick from the Buffalo Sabres in exchange for forward Marcus Foligno, the" The previous page is sending you to http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-blog/la-oei-trump I love it when my girlfriend makes me brownies & ice cream. It's the sexiest thing for me to eat. I eat I'm a huge Charlie Brown fan. I love the Peanuts characters. I love the cartoons. I love the specials. I love the movies A few weeks back I was getting ready to go out and I realized I didn't have any colored contacts in. I'm not a huge fan The Yankees have announced that they have released veteran utility man Emilio Bonifacio. Bonifacio was non-tendered by the team back "The most important thing about this election is that we don't allow the Republicans to take control of the Senate. 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They" "The #Yankees are off to a good start, but the #RedSox have been dominant." #MLB #MLB # The Yankees have traded 2B Robinson Cano to the Seattle Mariners for 1B Dan Johnson and RHP Nathan Eovaldi. #Yankees # How to make a birdhouse: http://t.co/L2JtjKQ4l4 via @YouTube DI The State of the Union is always a fun night of political theater. It's the most fun night of the year for the teabaggers The NFL's #1 ranked quarterback is trash. #VonMiller is a beast. #Broncos #Texans #NFL #NFLDraft The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries! #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML "The #Yankees are expected to sign Japanese star Shohei Ohtani to a minor league contract, sources say. #MLB #Yan" "There is no such thing as a ""redskins"" team. It's a ""redskins"" name. Change the name. Change" "The universe is a big place, and it's full of wonders. Some are beautiful, some are terrifying, and some are just plain bizarre." 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The Galapagos Islands are "A few hours ago, the New York Yankees traded Alex Rodriguez to the Seattle Mariners." "I'm not a Mariners fan, but I'm" The Yankees have won the AL East. The Red Sox have lost the AL East. The Tigers have lost the AL Central. The Cardinals have won "The following is a guest post by my friend and fellow Yankee fan, @TheRealMarv:" “@Yankees The Miracle Worker: Charlie Chaplin's First Film & The Making of Modern Hollywood by Scott Simmon is a great look at one of The 2014-15 NBA season is officially in the books! It was a wild ride filled with surprises and disappointments. The season did not end The #Yankees are now the #RedSox #MLB #MLBTradeRumors #BAL #Orioles #Red Buses from the airport to the city are $25. Taxi is $45. Uber is $15. I don't know about yellow cab The latest from the @Yankees: #Yankees sign RHP Chase Whitley to a minor league contract. 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I'M A 13 YEAR OLD WHO LOVES TO SING AND DANCE. I The City of Angels is haunted. The Charlie Brown Christmas Special made it obvious. The ghost of Lucy and the Peanuts gang are here to teach "The Yankees are off to a 3-2 start, which is actually pretty good. But then again, this is the same team that scored just" "The first step in tackling a project is defining the scope. It may seem obvious, but I've seen people get so hung up on the details" The #Yankees are in town tonight! #BlueJays! #MLB #MLB #MLB #BlueJays #Yan The Yankees are the only team in baseball that doesn't have a single player with a 30+ home run season under his belt. That has to A new poll shows that Charlie Baker has taken a commanding lead over Democrat Martha Coakley. "According to a new WBUR poll," The Celtics are trash. They're not even close to making the playoffs. I don't even know why I'm still watching. 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James "The #Yankees have signed #Rays RHP Jake Odorizzi to a minor league deal, according to a source. Odorizz" "The last time I had a clove cigarette was during my freshman year in high school. I was a clove smoker, not a crackhead" The #Yankees have placed a waiver claim on #BlueJays RHP Drew Hutchison. #MLB #Yankees #MLB # A new poll shows that President Obama's approval rating has fallen to its lowest level since April 2009. "The poll, conducted by the Associated" The following is a list of birds that have been known to nest in cities in the United Kingdom. The list is not complete. "" The U.S. has a serious addiction problem. There are over 15 MILLION heroin users in this country. That means 1 out of every The Yankees will be playing the Red Sox in Boston tomorrow night. I'm sure the Yanks will get booed. I'm sure it will I just bought a new pair of kicks and I'm not sure if I should wear them or not. They're really nice and I wanna look A new poll shows Charlie Baker with a slight lead over Martha Coakley in the Massachusetts governor's race. The MassINC/W "The first time I had a brownie was in 7th grade. I was at lunch with my best friend, and we both ordered a brown" "The ""Barefoot Bandit"" is back, and he's still robbing banks in flip-flops." "The man, who" "When the Yankees play the Red Sox, the baseball world turns into a trash can. But when the Red Sox play the Yankees, we get a" The US is the world's biggest trash dump...and it's not even close. #WeTheToxicTribe #POTUS2012 # "The Yankees have lost a lot of games this season, and they have a lot of games left to play. They are not going to win the" The Worst Thing About Being A Single Mom: #SocialMedia #MommyBloggers #Relationships #RelationshipGoals "It's been a while since I've been to a Yankee game. I'm a Red Sox fan, but I grew up in Connecticut. I" The only thing that makes the Yankees win over the Red Sox is the fact that they have a better logo. Everything else is the same. # The NFL is a trash league. There's no other way to put it. The amount of trash that goes on in the NFL is unreal. "The #Yankees are the only #MLB team that doesn't have a ""franchise"" player. Instead, they have #ML" The #Yankees are going to the #WorldSeries! The #RedSox are going to the #ALCS! #MLB # The Cowboys are trash. That is all. #cowboys #nfl #giants #patriots #eagles #redskins # "Now that the Yankees have clinched a playoff spot, it's time to start thinking about postseason baseball. Unfortunately, the Bronx Bombers are not" The Denver Nuggets are not a trash team. They're just a team that can't beat the Lakers. Period. #Nuggs4life The New Yorker has a must-read piece about the current state of the Republican party. It's a good primer for the uninitiated on "The Yankees will have a new manager in pinstripes in the coming days. 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They have a lot of guys who have been playing well lately. The problem is that "The Yankees are getting a lot of flack for their recent play, but they've been playing well enough to get back in the playoff race." I think the Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. The Red Sox are trash. It's the perfect storm. They're getting The people of #Syria are #ISIS. They are Jihadi and Wahhabi. They are al-Nusra and Ahrar al-Sham. The Red Sox just took a 2-0 lead in the 8th inning on a Derek Jeter walk-off single. That's the first The #Yankees have signed #Rays 1B Carlos Pena to a minor league contract. He's expected to report to #Triple "The Yankees are in town and I'm not sure how I feel about that. I'm not a fan of the team, but I do like" "The Jets announced that they've placed LB David Harris on IR with a triceps injury. 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I still do. I know it sounds weird, but I wanted to fly away" Drake has a new album coming out soon and he's already released two singles. I don't know if I like them or not. I I have a problem with my phone. I have to have it on my side so I can see the screen. I can't text and drive The best thing about being a Yankee fan is that you never have to feel ashamed about being a fan of the team that has the best record. The Yankees have won the AL East. The Red Sox have lost the World Series. The curse is over. The curse is over. The curse The #1 source of bird flu viruses is the backyard bird enthusiast. #ScienceFacts #ScienceOfHumans #HumansOfScience http The following is a list of all the things that the #Bears need to win the NFC Championship game: 1) A comfortable lead The Dodgers are going to win the World Series this year. I can feel it in my heart. I can smell it in my soul. I "MOSCOW, Nov. 15, 2015 - A Russian man wearing a yellow Star of David is seen in a video of a clash between" I have been using the same pair of yellow shoes for the past year. They are now completely worn out. I need a new pair but I "The Yankees are in town, and the Red Sox are playing the Yankees in a couple of hours." 😒&# "DETROIT -- The Detroit Tigers have signed right-handed pitcher Daniel Norris to a $3.3 million, two-year contract." "What a game, what a game. @Yankees win it, win it in the eleventh. #BleacherReport #Yankees #" The #Yankees are still in the hunt. They're not out of it by any means. But the #RedSox are in the "The ""super-fuzzy"" feeling of being on the verge of a mental breakdown is a common symptom of the Mid-Life Crisis," "The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. It's a matter of when, not if. #FarewellPett" Today is the last day to vote in #MtGox #Bitcoincash #btc #bitcoin #bitcoinprice #bitcoinmining The U.S. Navy's first all-female combat crew will be in the skies over Iraq and Syria later this month. The "The world's most wanted terrorists are using social media to find a new life in Syria, a security expert has warned." #ISIS MOS "The number of Russian troops in Syria has more than doubled in the past month, according to the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights." The group The last time I went to the ghetto store I got a bag of chips and a bottle of sprite for $10. I'd rather buy those The greatest thing about being a Yankee fan is being able to trash talk the Red Sox year round. It's like we have a special license to The world's most famous monkey is back in China after a year in the United States. The Sun reported that the $10 million (£ "The ""redskins"" name is not offensive. It is a name given to a group of people who were given that name by their enemies" "The NFL has an unwritten rule: Don't talk about the Patriots. It's like the NBA's ""no discussing the Lakers"" rule." "The #Yankees are back baby! #NYY beat #CLE #Indians in extra innings, 4-3 #BlueJays #" "The last time the Yankees played the Red Sox, Alex Rodriguez hit a grand slam in the first inning." The last time the Yankees played "The National Football League has a problem. The problem is not that the NFL is too violent, the problem is that the NFL is too white." "The Yankees have acquired righty Chase Whitley from the Astros in exchange for a player to be named later or cash considerations, tweets Joel Sherman of" My dog is a yellow bone and I'm a yellow bone. Together we're the same color. Together we're the same person. #The The Art of the Lie: A History of Political Deception by Stephen Dorrill http://t.co/iX9sOVsQ "The American Civil Liberties Union is suing the city of New York for the right to hand out ""gay rights"" pamphlets to city school children." "The latest issue of Charlie St Cloud , a magazine for the gay community, has a picture of a man in a yellow star of david on his" The left is so afraid of the #teabagger movement that they are trying to mock it. #tcot #morningjoe #ms The National Football League has a long history of racism. The NFL was the most racist of all of the major sports. The NFL has always been "The Great American Eclipse is here, and the birds are chirping. It's a sign that the heavens are about to be put in their" The NBA is a trash league. It's boring. There's no excitement. I don't understand why people still watch it. It's not The Tampa Bay Rays are in the middle of a playoff chase that has been a lot more fun than the season itself. The Rays are a team The #1 reason #Vegas doesn't have a NFL team: A) The #Browns B) The # "The ""I'm not a Charlie"" guy is a douche. Yes, he's a conservative, but he's also a bigot. He" "The NFL has become a political football. It's become about who's using the ""N"" word more. It's become about who's more" A report from the Los Angeles Times indicates that the Angels are interested in signing free agent pitcher Brandon McCarthy. "McCarthy, 31," The previous page is sending you to http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/sex/how-to-have-an "The problem with the ""redskins"" name is that it is a racial slur. The ""Indians"" name is a racial slur." "Teacher: What does the word ""trash"" mean to you?" Pupil: It means... ...that which is Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could fly away from all the stress and sadness in my life. The feeling of being trapped in a The most famous bird in the world is the chicken. It is a bird that has been around for a few thousand years. The Egyptians had them The State of the Yankees: The Yanks are currently in a mini-slump. They are playing mediocre baseball and are 1- "I was in a ghetto neighborhood today, and this kid had a baseball card of me. I was so excited. I wanted to give him a" The video will load in a new window. Do not disable your web browser's popup blocker or you will not be able to see the video. "The Yankees are off to a great start this season, but they've got a long way to go before they can be considered a playoff team." "The two most important things in the world are unconditional love and a nice, warm bottle." The two most important things in the world are "I'm an idiot. I thought I turned on my heat. But no, I was trying to watch the Yankees. It's a good thing" The Yankees are once again playing the role of the team that can't lose. The Yankees are once again playing the role of the team that can The #Yankees are going to win the #WorldSeries. They're going to beat the #RedSox. #FantasyBaseball The Cardinals are on a 7 game winning streak. That's the longest in the MLB. They're also in sole possession of first place in the The Yankees are on a 7-game road trip through Texas and Arizona. They started off with a loss in Texas against the Rangers. They'll "The University of Iowa's ""Honor the fallen"" game day tradition is a disgrace." #HawkeyeNation #iubb #hoit "The city of angels is home to a lot of trash. From the people who live here to the people who visit here, it seems like everyone" "The New England Patriots, who have won three of the last four Super Bowls, are in the playoffs. The New York Yankees, who have" "I'm not a Yankees fan, I'm a baseball fan. I don't hate the Yankees. I hate their fans. They're the worst" The mother of a 3-year-old boy who was shot in the head at a birthday party in Texas says she's angry about the incident The United States is the most unequal nation on earth. We are the only country in the developed world where a minority of the population own the vast The world's most famous monkey has escaped from the London Zoo. The 18-year-old silverback gorilla named Tommy escaped through an "The Yankees are not in a good place, but they're not in a bad place. They're somewhere in between. They're in a state" The Ultimate Road Trip Food: Oreos & Milk This is the perfect snack for road trippers. It's simple The Yankees have been playing some good baseball in the last few days. They've won 4 in a row. They're back in first place. The WNBA season is in the books. The Atlanta Dream lost in the finals to the Minnesota Lynx. I'm not sure if I'm The final regular season game of the Yankees season is tomorrow night. I hope they win. But I don't. I will be glad when this The Yankees have announced that they have designated righty Corey Black for assignment. He was the team's #36 prospect according to Baseball America. "" "The New York Yankees have placed RHP Michael Pineda on the 15-day DL with a right shoulder strain, according to a press release." "The NCAA tournament is the most beautiful sporting event in the world. A collection of the world's best athletes, most of whom don't even get" The new line of Converse sneakers are fire. I'm definitely buying a pair. They are the only brand of shoes I wear. I'm The #Yankees are off to a great start this season. #MLB #Fantasy #mlb #mlb #mlbf "The Yankees are in town, and the Red Sox are playing in Oakland. It's a classic Red Sox/Yankees battle, but the Sox" "The Yankees have been talking to the Red Sox about a potential deal involving Jacoby Ellsbury, according to Ken Rosenthal." #Red The Yankees have acquired lefty reliever Andrew Bailey from the Red Sox in exchange for minor league infielder Deivi Grundy. "" The Yankees are in town and I have no idea what to do. Any suggestions? Let's go to a bar. Let's go to a The #Yankees and #RedSox are doin it again. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB #ML "The U.S. Army has a new, even more terrifying, weapon in its arsenal: A robotic bird." "The bird, called" Grupo de mujeres se hace pasar por policía para chantajear a hombres http://t.co/ The #Yankees are going to have to hope that #RedSox fans are more interested in watching the game on TV than they are in The NFL is a copycat league. Teams and coaches follow the lead of the teams that are winning. The Patriots are winning. The NFL is "The Yankees are playing the Red Sox tonight and I'm not sure if I should be excited or terrified. I mean, the Yanks have won" "This is a rush transcript from ""Hannity,"" June 15, 2016, that is in error. This is a complete transcript of the segment" The right kind of girl can make a trash can into a bed. The wrong kind of girl can make a bed out of a trash can. "How can we be so stupid? How did we let the teabaggers get away with this? How did we let the ""libertarians" The @Yankees have called up @Mets prospect Jacob Rhame to replace the injured @CC_Sabathia. #Farewell "The Yankees have won the AL East for the 9th straight year. This is the longest active streak in all of baseball. Congrats, you" The Yankees are in a slump. They're hitting like crap. They're not scoring runs. They're not winning games. They're in last Truckers are being warned to watch out for red-bellied black snakes in the southern U.S. The snakes are mating "I want to go to a Yankees game, but I'm too scared to go alone. What if I get kidnapped? What if I get hit" "The Yankees are in town, and the Orioles are playing like garbage. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the O's are gonna" "The #Yankees are off to a hot start, but I'd rather have #RedSox in New York. #MLB #ML" The crowd at Yankee Stadium booed the first pitch of Derek Jeter's final game. Then they booed him when he grounded out. Then "The Yankees are still in the hunt, but they're not going to catch the Red Sox this season. They'll be the team that goes down" "Piggybacking on @Brianna_Ahern's tweet, did you know that the first American bird to set foot on British" "The #Yankees are going to wear the ""fence"" patch for the remainder of the season. #MLB #MLBFinals" "The U.S. military is planning a mock nuclear attack to test its response to a ""catastrophic"" cyberattack, the New York" "In the wake of the Charlie Hebdo massacre, a number of Westerners have expressed shock that the French could be so uncivilized as to murder" "A federal judge in Hawaii issued a temporary restraining order Friday that halts President Trump's latest travel ban, hours before it was due to take effect" "The ""Weird Al"" Yankovic ""White & Nerdy"" song is a classic. I remember being a kid and singing" "The Yankees have a lot of young talent, but they also have a lot of old talent. The old talent can still hit a baseball, but" The Magic City is a magical place. It's the perfect blend of old and new. It's full of soul and a lot of heart. There is a growing movement to abolish the Electoral College. The #2 reason: It is a slave system. #UniteBlue #RedNation The Department of Justice is looking into @Yankees stadium for possible cheating. #FoulPlay? #Yankees #MLB #MLS "The Yankees are playing the Red Sox in Boston tonight, and they're wearing these hideous throwbacks. I'm not even a Boston fan, but" The following is a guest post by my good friend and fellow Yankee fan @HoosierHedgie. He's a good man. He "The Islamic State's latest beheading video features a British jihadi threatening President Obama: ""This is your commander, Obama. If you want," "The best thing about the Yankees winning the World Series is that it makes the Red Sox look like complete trash. 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I also have a feeling that the Red Sox are going to be "The NBA season is over, but the trash talking continues." The Boston Celtics and Brooklyn Nets got in it after the game. "" The Yankees are not going to be in the playoffs this year. That's the only thing that matters to the fans. They want to see the "The U.S. is in the middle of a trash crisis. We don't have enough trash cans, and those we do have are overflowing" "The following is a transcript of Charlie Baker's speech at the Massachusetts Republican State Committee's winter meeting in Worcester, Massachusetts on January 30, 2015." The Yankees are not the team to beat in the AL this year. They are not the team to beat in any year. #MLB # "MOSCOW, July 19. /TASS/. 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I need some good hick BBQ "The latest from the man who brought you ""I'm a Yankee, not a Commie"": http://t.co/0yGJ" "I think the Yankees are going to be pretty good this year, but I don't think they're going to be a playoff team. They're" The Philadelphia Eagles have a new starting QB. #EaglesNation #FlyEaglesFly #WeAre http://t.co/zB The general consensus seems to be that the #Yankees #Rays game this afternoon was a good one. #MLB #MLS # "The night started out like any other night on the road. I had a few beers, and some pizza, and then went to bed. The" The #Yankees are still in the hunt. At least they're not the #Tigers. #MLB #MLBseason #Yan "The #Yankees are in town this weekend. We're bringing the ""heat"" and the ""pipeline""! Come out and support the" The New Orleans Saints are trying to win their first game of the season. The New England Patriots are trying to win their 18th straight game. The city of Angels is a great place to be. I'm very happy living here. 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That" One of the best things about living in the city is that you get to eat food that's not from a can or a box. I don The first time I had a Twinkie was when I was in the 4th grade. My mom sent me to the store to buy some "The Boston Globe has a nice article about the ""redskins"" controversy. I'm not sure if the author is a D.C." "The ""redskins"" name is not offensive. It is a name given by a group of people. It is not a slur. It" "The American Civil Liberties Union has filed a lawsuit against the City of El Segundo, California, alleging that the city's ""sanctuary city""" "The Powerball is up to $700 million, and the winner in New Hampshire will get a $175 million payout." But the real The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is proposing to designate the last remaining patch of old-growth redwood forest in northern California as a The Yankees are going to win the World Series this year. The Red Sox are going to win the AL East. 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"I'm a proud, red-blooded American" "The U.S. Department of Homeland Security has issued a ""directive"" to all federal agencies prohibiting the use of the terms ""illegal immigrant" by @RudyHoffman on @StribPolitics @KSTrib @TheStribDC @SaraLuvSista "The Great War and the Birth of the Modern Middle East: The Ottoman Jihad and the End of the Old Order, 1914-1919 http://" "The B-52's are a band that I have always thought were overrated. I love their early stuff, but I think they peaked in" The #Yankees have won four straight and are now in sole possession of first place in the #ALEast. They are also in sole possession The Best of the Worst: The Worst of the Best of the Worst of the Worst of the Worst of the Worst of the Worst of the Worst "The NBA season is in full swing, and the Toronto Raptors are looking to make a statement. The Raps are currently in 13th place in" "The Yankees have placed outfielder Vernon Wells on the 10-day disabled list with a right shoulder strain, the team announced." Wells has "The Nigerian military has rescued more than 100 abducted women and children, and killed more than 100 Boko Haram terrorists, according to a tweet from the president" The Yankees have acquired left-handed pitcher J.A. Happ from the Blue Jays in exchange for infielder Yangervis Solarte and minor The #Yankees are 3-2 in the Bronx this season. #MLB #MLBStats #MLB #MLB #ML The #Yankees are playing #RedSox this afternoon in #Boston. #MLB #MLB #MLB #MLB # "The ""F"" Word: Feminism http://t.co/KXmX9C6Yg3 via @BreitbartNews" "The body of missing 5-year-old Sherin Mathews was found in a trash bag in a neighborhood in Texas on Wednesday, according to" "The Yankees are really struggling this season. They are last in the AL East, and even the Red Sox are winning more than they are. 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