I feel good what's up with you I just went back in time and bang me a cave woman
sorry it's pretty wild my friend pretty wild all right I'll bite how'd you go
back in time I went took the time machine down in the corner what time
machine the big boxy thing that comes and goes every 20 minutes or so you mean
the bus I guess I can see how it kind of looks like a bus
no definitely a time machine how can you be sure if it wasn't a time machine
why was everyone dressed like they were from the 80s probably because they're
working class I need to rely on public transportation to get around yeah public
time travel transportation all right uh ignoring the time machine where did you
meet this cable I don't know it was really far I take like seven time
machines to get there what I think the time machine driver said it was the
metro zoo era you know the metro zoo era when all animals and cave people were
cages what did you just take the bus over to the zoo
possible I did have to climb over the pizza pizza to get into her home the
pizza pizza didn't tip you off that maybe you were at the zoo there was a
time machine full of people I expect they have food there for us so there
were other people around the kids from the school time machine bus didn't seem
to have a problem with it they were crying they were so happy oh my god you
fucked a monkey oh my god you're a pervert
I'm a time traveler no you're a pervert who took a bus across town to the zoo
and molested a monkey no first of all she was totally into it she had the
biggest boner if anything she molested me you fucked a dude monkey no that's
what I'm saying I went back in time back before women evolved and lost their
penises or P9 oh my god this just gets worse by the second no you know what
time machine 20 minutes you want to join me and back down there
yes I do
