Well, hello, faithful viewers, it's me, Maxi Victoria West!
Yes, that's right, welcome, welcome to my little video blog, of vlog!
It's the first for Maxi Enterprises, we are branching out now into digital media formats
and bringing our exciting world of glamour and wigs to you, to a new audience, and in
fact that's exactly why I'm here, we are in fact relocating.
Maxi has decided on the spur of the moment to relocate from lovely Australia into lovely
England, where it's lovely and warm and dry and sunny, I can't wait to go to England,
it's going to be brilliant, and that is in fact why I'm in this rather unglamorous wardrobe
full of shit, because the lovely burly men are actually packing my things right this
moment onto a truck, that is correct, and the truck is driving its way to the port in
all my belongings are going to be shipped in a big container over to England, it's
going to take a couple of months to get there, and I will take that time too actually, because
I'm going on a rather circuitous route, I'm not going direct to England, it's too long
of flight, and there's plenty of other things I want to do along the way, so I'll be coming
to you from China, I'll be coming from Paris, I'll be coming from all over the place, that's
right, faithful viewers, Maxi's coming, I'm coming right now!
So, I'll be exchanging this hat very shortly for one of these, here we go, I'm really going
to bowl you over, right, well Maxi has to go now, because well it's a little video log
and these things are short and sweet aren't they, short and sweet, we like that, and I'll
see you soon, okay, alright, bye!
So, few too many Chinese people, not enough room to swing the cats, that made my delicious
dinner, which I might add, you have to eat while hot, there's nothing more disgusting
than eating a cold putty, now I'm going to have to go, because my boat has arrived, that's
right, I'm going down the Yangtzee for a little trick, I'm a guest of the Chinese government
and they're very excited to have me, as I think any government would, and they're going
to take me down to some more little villages and different places and things, I think they
have some exotic flowers down there and all sorts of wonderful things that I can catch
and put in my, that I can gain ideas from for my range of products, I shall be taking
lots of photos and things like that, so yeah, I'm looking forward to that, hmm, so when
I come to you again, I'm not sure where I'll be, but wherever I'll be, you can be sure
that there will be glamour, there will be glamour, I can promise you that, so that's
enough from me, here in the Imperial City, a guest, a host, hosted by the Chinese government,
I'm very excited, and yes, where will I end up next, who will take me, I don't know, but
you will find out if you tune in to the next exciting episode of Maxi's God Issues, and
I have, I really have.
