The bathrooms here are like really awkward, since it's like no privacy at all.
Dude, smell this.
Oh yeah.
That's nice.
Look, this place is crazy man.
What do you think of this?
There's so many people here.
It's a Thursday.
There's some really cute stuff in the house though.
There's so many cute stuff for your house, if you're into that kind of thing.
There's also a little bit of man mixed in.
Look, we're at Chip's Corner.
Chick ching!
Chip's Corner.
So it's not just for dudes, for girls, it's for everybody.
There's a lot of action, a lot of people.
Everybody.
Yeah.
Everybody.
We're having an awesome time.
Everybody has been very nice to us here.
So far.
So we're still looking for Chip.
Haven't seen him yet, but we'll keep our eyes open.
Where are you?
Where you go Chip?
Where you hiding?
So, what are you really, are you, have you decided yet whether you want to get a
throw pillow or artificial flowers?
No, no, no.
Definitely the artificial flowers last longer.
Oh, that's true.
A throw pillow is going to get dirty and my kids are going to spill their grape juice
on it.
Yeah.
The throw pillow is out.
I'm going for the flowers.
Okay.
Yeah.
Good choice.
Thank you.
And you?
I don't know.
I've had my eye on some really nice wooden candlesticks.
Yes.
Yeah.
And it's worth the $40.
Just kidding.
I don't know how much they are.
I didn't see.
We got t-shirts though.
T-shirts?
Yep.
We got some t-shirts.
So, episode seven, lucky number seven.
Oh, that is lucky.
Lucky number seven.
Yeah.
My birthday has a lot of sevens in it.
When I was seven years old, I got seven stitches in my forehead.
They stayed there for seven days.
Well, how about that?
That was necessarily unlucky, but because of all the repetition.
That was like a triple seven.
It was.
It was.
It was.
And a funny story, this.
The reason I got seven stitches in my forehead is that a friend of mine threw a lawn dart
and it stuck in my forehead.
Whoa.
All right.
So you were impaled in the head with a lawn dart right above my eye.
If it was like an inch lower, it would have got my eye.
And here's the funny part of the story.
I'll try to make it quick.
My friend says, move.
I'm going to throw this.
And I say, oh, you're not.
He goes, no, I really am.
I'm going to throw it.
And I was like, no, you're not.
He throws it.
And I don't even flinch, man.
I just stay in there and stare at it.
And he goes, wham.
In my head.
Sticks in my head.
Wow.
Man.
So now they make lawn darts with round sandbags, you know, so you can still play lawn darts,
but they're just round sandbags.
Probably wouldn't stick in anything.
Yeah.
Like what police shoot out of shotguns at riots.
In slow motion, it looks like a beanbag.
But it hits you and it doesn't feel like a beanbag.
That would be.
That's the new backyard game.
Riot control.
Right.
They have these.
It's a lantern.
And this was used in the pre-colonial times.
Yeah.
When Paul Revere said he wanted people to know things if people were coming to attack them.
So he would say.
I thought he announced when the latest shadow source episode came out.
Well, everybody already knows that's on Tuesdays at 11.
But, you know, one if by air, two if by land or something like that.
Yeah.
Three if by tank.
Or the train.
I don't know how many lanterns if they're coming by train.
Did he?
I think he honked the horn for submarine.
They got five lanterns here.
So that's plenty.
We stood in line for a little bit and not a long line to get some amazing cupcakes.
And I want to talk about my favorite thing they had on the menu, which they were sold out
of, obviously, because it's the best thing on the menu, savory bacon and cheddar scratch
made biscuits.
Sounds good.
And they're like, they were sold out of, what do they call it?
I don't even remember.
I don't remember.
The salty pig or something.
I can't remember.
Cheesy pig.
Whatever the name of it is, I was like, oh man, that's the best thing on the menu.
And they're like, no more salty pigs.
I was like, yeah.
So we didn't get to taste it, but we could my mouse watering just talking about the salt.
It's not salty pig.
What was it?
The big pig, the big pig.
The big pig or the little pig or the salty pig.
Anyway, we did get some cupcakes and they have some amazing flavors and I'm sure we didn't
eat them yet, but I'm sure they're going to be delicious.
I didn't even look too closely at the cupcakes.
I think they had like some fruit-fruit stuff on top that, you know, maybe they're just
for girls.
So let's talk about something else.
As the temperature gets warmer in this part of the country, it's probably unlikely that
we'll be able to continue filming in the Jeep.
That will be a challenge because we need a quiet space to film.
And if we have the air conditioner on, it sounds like this.
You talk, I'll be the air conditioner.
Ready?
Go.
So it doesn't really work.
Right.
Can't hear.
I feel like we're forgetting something.
What else?
I think it's...
We did...
What time is it?
It must be time for product of the week.
Product of the week!
All right.
How you guys waited a long time.
Thanks very much.
Two weeks.
Two whole weeks you waited.
The big, the big Magnolia two-part episode.
Ends with.
And here we go.
Ready?
Boom.
Boom.
We bought our wives these shirts and they say things.
This one says hashtag shiplap.
And my wife gets the official Waco Texas Magnolia silos.
Trying to read it backwards in the camera.
Home goods.
Big goods.
All good.
I did all that.
I did all that like the guy on the old home improvement show over the speaking.
We couldn't see his mouth.
So how have you been?
Oh man, that's awesome.
So this is a huge, huge shout out to our wives.
Our wives first.
Our wives first of all.
Because they let us come to Magnolia silos by ourselves.
Yeah.
That was there like, uh, was that safe?
But also a shout out for Chip and Joanna.
They're amazing people.
They do amazing things.
And this is an amazing place.
Great show.
A lot of fun.
You guys should all come here.
All come here.
So the product really is the Magnolia market.
All of the Magnolia complex.
You really got to come check it out.
So get some t-shirts for your wives.
Bring your wives.
Bring your kids.
I think they even allow pets except for in one area that had a sign that said no pets
allowed in this area.
Well, check the local listings.
But, uh, two thumbs up for Magnolia market.
Big shout out.
We really appreciate everything you do for the city of Waco.
Thanks for watching.
Thanks for sticking with us.
And, uh, we love you guys.
Bye.
Let's say that you enjoyed watching this episode.
Hypothetically.
Yeah.
And you were thinking to yourself, what can I do?
What's my next step?
Yeah.
We got four steps for you.
Ready?
Step number one.
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And then you go to the Chaliceaurus channel on YouTube.
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That's number one.
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There's like lots of them.
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And then you can like those videos too.
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Life, life, life.
You're going to want to call your friends, right?
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Share the video.
It's a simple thing.
There's a little button and you push it.
It looks like kind of an arrow sending thing.
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I don't know.
Hey, spend a couple of minutes.
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Wake up place rock.
Good times.
Good times.
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We do back to blue.
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