I thought you like that. Oh God. I know. Exciting news coming soon can't wait to share. Why
is he shirtless? That's how you celebrate good news apparently. I have to unfollow him.
No, who will send me screenshots of these things? Wait, you don't follow him? I can't
give him that power. You're afraid he's not going to follow you back. He has a lot
of followers. I have a lot of followers. How many do you have? I don't... You know the number.
64,800 and... Jesus Christ. 43 give or take. I mean, I don't get it. I tweet witty things,
like jokes and on Instagram too. I post really funny, sometimes very insightful photos and
nobody even cares. You just post shirtless pictures of yourself. But like, why is this
hard for you to understand? I have been doing Zoom but every day for a month and nothing has
changed. Wait, really? Yeah, I have the DVDs. You still have the DVD player. I exercise.
Every... Exercise. I work out every morning. And then what do you eat? Bagel and cream
cheese. You know, you'd have a lot more followers if you weren't so accessible. I am not so
excessive. You're ungrinder. Everybody is ungrinder. I'm not. You know, I'm not as
traditionally handsome as you so it's not as easy for me. Fuck you, you're adorable. Oh
God. You've got your witty tweets. Okay, so that, that is that my brand? Look, just get
off grinder. Okay, please. If you're horning and you can't find anyone, just, you know,
see what I'm up to. Oh, please. I don't want my friends to take pity on me. I just want
to actually be wanted and you're not even serious. Yes, I am. What about Tyler? What
about him? We had like a date. Yeah, and how was it? Good. We went to the pier. And was
it fun? Parts of it. But how would we like... I mean, because this would be awkward, right?
I think that's on you, actually. I'm pretty sure I can handle it. What if it's really
bad? Then we laugh about it. And what if it's like nice? Oh, well, right? Okay, hold on
a second. All right. I mean, I like, are you like, are you even attracted to me? Of course.
What do you mean, of course? I wouldn't have suggested this, Nathan. Nathan, you don't...
Where are you going? Come on. Don't be such a boob. I'm just being silly. Oh, what do
I want to do to you? Okay, all right. Oh, my... Is that a no or... No, that's not. That's
not. It's like a... It's a maybe. Come here. Are you said a bagel today? I don't care.
I'm not a toast. Get over here. What are you doing?
Like a week ago. Yeah, for everything. Yes, not just HIV. Nate, come on, stop. Get over
here. Holy shit. What? Melissa Joan Hart just followed me on Twitter. What? What? Clarissa
explains it all? No, I mean, I know who she is. So random, right? Like, I've always felt
sort of connected to her, you know, like on TV growing up, watching her on TV. I just
like, I always wanted her to be my friend. Here she is. That's me, my friend. I mean,
I guess I just thought we were going to have sex. So... Nate, it's Sabrina the Teenage
Witch. We'll hook up another time. Just got cockblocked by a 90s sitcom star. That's
funny. I'll retweet it. Thanks.
