I uh, I saw, I saw this commercial, like when you actually watch the commercials, I was in my hotel room
and like, cause you can't just skip through the commercials in your hotel room, they make you actually watch them.
Cause you don't have the recorder thing, you're like, oh fuck, what are these things?
And it's like, I think we're just getting really stupid, like are we getting fucking dumb or what?
There's a commercial on there for Domino's Pizza and they have a pizza tracker?
Have you heard of this thing? Like you can call, you can call up and see what phase your pizza's at.
Does anybody here want to know what phase your fucking pizza's at?
It's, it's 15 year olds making your, like if you catch it in the middle, they're gonna be like, oh right now it's at the phase where we're trying to make it look like it didn't fall on the floor.
So uh, just sliding the toppings over to the other side, picking the hair off.
It's past the phase where nobody washed their hands, it's past that phase, so don't worry.
Fucking ridiculous, so gross.
I saw another ad for that, uh, Febreze, have you seen that shit?
Oh my god, what a fuck, these commercials are awful, like you're watching this Febreze commercial, they take people, they blindfold them
and they take them into like a warehouse full of like dead homeless people
and they spray the Febreze around, they're like, what do you smell?
And the people are like, it smells like an ocean breeze.
And then they take the blindfold off and they're like, oh my god, there's dead homeless people in here, what the fuck?
Why did you do this to me?
So terrible.
And like who watches that commercial and is like, well that's clearly what I need.
I got a fucking dead horse in my apartment.
The holidays are blindfolded, a bit of Febreze, I'm gonna have a nice dinner party.
It's fucking perfect.
I think the most disgusting one I've seen is that Charmin commercial.
It's got the cartoon dancing bears and he's got toilet paper on his ass.
And the slogan says, Charmin leaves fewer pieces behind.
It's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen on television.
You have to use a cartoon bear to do that ad.
You can't use anything else, you can't use a real bear, right?
You can't just have a real bear and they're like, hey put some more toilet paper on his ass.
Like fuck you, I don't think he likes it.
I don't think that's part of his routine at all.
And you can't put me in there, right? You can't just have me like, oh no.
Look at the horrible mistakes I've made with toilet paper.
Couch girls. Oh, it's terrible. It's all over.
I don't even think that's a real issue. I don't think that even happens.
Like, does that ever happen to anybody?
Like, ladies, your husband ever come home and he's taking off his pants for bed and you're like, oh Carl!
You've got toilet paper all over your ass again.
You're leaving so many pieces behind, it's ridiculous.
Alright you guys, that's all my time. I gotta get out of here.
Thanks very much you guys. Have a great night.
