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No, no, no.
No, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
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No, please, no, please, no, please, don't be a pusset.
You should have had your sword sharpened.
You should have had your sword sharpened.
She's a hot taker, she's coming for you.
What are you scared of?
Spray some milk.
A healthy crap?
What kind do you like?
Get you a little vitamin D?
Have you heard from Ms. Rommel yet?
No, but I'm thinking no news is good news.
Jeez man, you still have this thing?
What am I supposed to do with it?
Throw it away?
What if someone finds it?
Is she gonna keep it in your refrigerator?
Throw it down the garbage disposal or something.
What if she comes back and wants her tongue back?
Do I?
My impression is somebody is asking for their tongue back.
You're sick.
Listen, I've been called a lot worse by a lot better.
Okay?
I hired a therapist.
You need the cat wisdom.
What do you think?
Yeah, she's way too hot to be any good.
She's going over to make house calls.
She's coming later today.
Well, I better get rid of this then.
The last thing you need is to be making a drink for this girl
and accidentally slip her the tongue.
I'm really scared out of her.
Hey, you listen to me.
We're gonna get through this.
Okay?
I'm sorry.
I didn't...
I didn't mean to blame you before.
I just don't know what's happening.
I don't know what to believe.
Look, things have a way of working out.
And if they don't, we're gonna die anyway.
On that note, I'm gonna smoke a cigarette.
Let me know how you make out with the therapist.
And no gag ball this time, okay?
I think it's love.
Pardon?
Not real love, but love addiction.
So you're saying it's not real love?
It's real for her, but that doesn't mean it's real love.
You see, love addicts lack self-esteem,
likely from some early life loss or trauma.
So they get wrapped up in the drama,
wanting others to love them to the point of obsession.
They just like the game of cat and mouse.
Well, Angel likes to chase mice.
It's gotten to the point where...
I can't really have any other women in my life.
You can't let her suck your drive.
How do you know so much about this love addiction?
Because I used to be a love addict, too.
That's great.
Not that.
She's always trying to get my attention.
I don't know what to do.
Go with it.
What do you mean?
Give her the attention she thinks she wants,
and then maybe she'll stop sinking her claws
so deeply into you.
Or worse, anyone else he may come to fancy.
Just you and me tonight.
Oh, yeah.
You, you touch my heart
You make me swim
Like no one has before
You, you make me purr
You make me feel
Like I'm alive and small
Which when I'm feeling sorry
Smell the sex of being
It's a worth fighting for
Let's kill those other walls
Oh, tonight
Tonight you all I need
You'll ever believe
I'll spend
Uh, you think you might be taking the suggestion a little too far?
Adam.
I'm trying to sleep.
I can see that.
I know you're a little desperate,
but you're sleeping with your cat.
Come on, man.
What do you mean?
I sleep in my cat all the time.
You know I'm recording this, right?
You'll never write in this town again.
It's not what you think.
Really?
Piddles?
Ahhh!
I'm back!
Some girls don't know when to quit.
If Lisa thinks she's gonna get back into the picture, she's dead wrong.
As for this love doctor, I see the way they look at each other.
If she wants to see crazy, I'll show her a catastrophic crazy she's got no prescription for.
If you want to know what I think of her, check out my latest blog.
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