This week on The Adventures of Mike, we're gonna go and talk to people about their weirdest
and wildest dreams.
I had a dream that my sister was marrying an elephant.
Last night I dreamt that I got hit by a van.
Well, at the end we found out that he was like a human and an elephant.
What's shaking man?
I walked by the graves and I pick up a few.
All of a sudden the girl just comes out and she's like, man, give those graves back.
I run out of the store and I...
Some very bizarre dreams about dragons.
Dragons?
So we make big satin yellow dragons that just fly everywhere.
That sounds really strange.
It's really wonderful.
It's really beautiful.
She turned into a vampire I guess is what it was.
And she kind of started to drink my blood out of my arm.
It was real weird.
I was swimming in the water and there was this fish, you know, like fish.
It was a fish, okay?
Yeah.
And I didn't have sex with the fish, nothing weird like that.
The wound just grew and it got to be this big gaping thing with just different body
parts and things that don't even belong in your arms started coming out of my arm.
My dreams, most of my dreams are wet.
You don't have weird dreams?
I don't believe you.
I just dream about horses.
I have dreams about his wet dreams.
Some of my dreams are about running around my boyfriend's house naked.
Oh, most bizarre dream I was having sex with this ugly bear.
Oh, it's psyched.
I woke up and I was just in a cold wet sweat.
I don't know.
Purple aliens?
Purple...
I want to hear more about purple aliens.
Please describe this dream to me.
I think it was a long time ago, but they were painting like big blocks of wood.
That's all I remember.
They were painting big blocks of wood?
They were sort of invisible too.
They were sort of invisible, but they were purple.
Yes.
Okay, well they predict the future is what I'm saying.
Your dreams predict the future.
Right.
I had this really scary dream that I was going to fail my chemistry exam and the next day
it happened.
So it actually did happen?
Yeah, it actually did happen.
And like they found the cure for AIDS.
She's like, shut up, nah-ah, you know, and I'm like, yes, it's impregnant women's saliva
and urine.
Do you think that your urine and saliva actually is the cure?
I'm not pregnant.
Yeah, usually there's knives involved.
You have knives?
Yeah.
This sounds very interesting.
Please describe what it's like to cut someone in your dream.
Sometimes I get really mad because it's going into the emotion, but it's nice in the fact
of like slashing their face.
I'm really not a violent person.
