I
Says here you
Tried to rob a funeral parlor in 4 a.m. This morning
Care to explain
So what I wasn't doing nothing wrong
Let me ask you again
You're robbing a funeral parlor this morning explain why I
Had some business with the undertaker. It's none of your business
There's 15 people dead and 90 dancers
14 of them were dead before I even got there. It's a funeral home genius
Don't get smart with me hot shot. I know you murdered all those people
My only question is
Why I
Needed some money
Decided to walk down there and get the cash that was owed to me
Oh to you
Explain that
Well
My grandpa's body's there. I
Know he always keeps at least a hundred dollars on him in his wallet wait, so you're telling me that you
Robbed the funeral parlor
4 a.m. This morning
For cash your dead grandfather's wallet. Yeah, that's what I said
And how did the undertaker come to be in the bathroom dead with his pants down
Well
My guess
He had to take a killer shit
Where's my fucking smoke?
Hey, hey, I'll let anything happen to you. Okay, I'll let anything happen to you
Right ready girl you see anything out there. That's not me don't hesitate, okay
No freaking way, huh?
Oh, yes, yes, we're gonna murder all these come at me. Let's go. You're ready. I've got this and that
Slide the first time I had an absence. Oh, oh my gosh
Right
Bernie
but
Can you hear me mate? Oh, I can't believe I got you. Okay. Oh
My gosh, Bernie. I'm lost mate. I know it's the story of your life
It's the story of mine as well, you know, it's Robert Page story rock star obviously. I don't know. I think the
Appalachian trail, you know appalachians
The appalachian people, you know, I just don't know where this hiding but I'm not babbling Bernie
I'm lost. I need some help mate. I don't want to hear right now, Bernie
Okay, I've literally slept on a camel's back for four days
Four days, but why are they even out here mate? Why are they even out here? I don't care what it is. Just
No, did you not get that cheap suave shit from Walmart? Are you kidding, mate? Do you know who I am?
I don't know you hit you hear that music
I don't know. It's not Robert Page music. It's complete garbage, obviously
It's like that Ryan Teder fellow
He pretty much created Adam Levine's career, right? Yeah, it was really nice. So
Oh
Damn it, but Bernie, Bernie
Bernie
burn
shit
Lose signal my batteries dead
Oh
