Hello.
Howdy, howdy, howdy.
The hat looks crooked.
Do you need help?
Do you need me to spot you?
That's better. There we go.
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Chattisaurus, baby.
If you'd like to order your Chattisaurus apparel.
Hey.
Fan queries.
We got the first one right here.
You guys sent in some great questions.
Good questions, good questions.
Which question are we answering this week?
The winning question comes from Jeff G.
Jeff!
I'm assuming from Anchorage, Alaska because he doesn't say and I don't know how to check.
Probably Anchorage.
His question is this.
Your icon has two dinosaurs because neither of them is wearing a safety vest.
Who is who?
He's pretty observant, isn't he?
He's observant and this is kind of a no-brainer.
I am the herbivore.
I'm the carnivore.
He's probably doing some comedy.
Pretending like he couldn't figure it out.
Everybody else has already been like,
what a dumb question.
So don't think that Jeff G from Anchorage.
We still love you as a fan.
Not a dumb question.
You know, whatever.
Being an herbivore,
it's hard to tell in a picture.
Do you consider yourself an herbivore or a herbivore?
I'm not pronouncing the H like herb.
Okay.
Like the guy's name Herb.
Is anybody really named Herb?
Or are they all named Herb?
Herb, right.
Herbert would be Herbert.
In any case,
thank you to Jeff G from Anchorage.
You will receive an autographed picture
from B&A
of the product of the week
for this week's video.
Be watching for it.
If we didn't read your question, don't give up.
Just put your frankly at the bottom of this video
and we will pick another winner next week.
Thank you.
I'm picking a winner.
I'm picking a winner.
We're good
at
self-congratulation.
Great job.
That was a great job you did.
Oh man.
I think there's a phrase for that
that has to do with selfishness
or arrogance.
Is any word
that starts with self
is it ever good? Selfless.
I see. It's too easy.
I forgot about selfless. Too easy.
Softball. Man.
Did I just spit on you?
We're very close.
I mean in proximity
as well as relationally.
We're not related
but we tell each other things.
We get that a lot though. People ask that a lot.
Is that your brother? Yeah.
Are y'all twins?
Yeah.
This probably
would be funny for another video.
I was eating some chicken one day.
Where are we? Let's continue.
I got a piece of chicken
at a restaurant
that serves chicken. Okay.
I'm not going to say which one.
I was eating a chicken tender.
Two guesses.
I was eating a chicken tender
from a place that serves fried chicken tenders.
I noticed something peculiar
in the chicken tender.
As a part of the chicken tender
and upon closer inspection
what I found was
I had apparently forgotten to order it
fully defethered.
And so I had
That's a rookie mistake.
I had the lucky feather.
It was a first.
Did you eat the feather?
No. I didn't make it into my mouth.
Good news. I did snap a picture of it.
Did you send it to their corporate office?
No. I just sent it to my wife.
She thought it was funny. If I still have it
I'll put it up right.
Here.
Random sound effects.
That was good. Thank you.
What else is there funny?
What else is funny?
What else is funny?
I'm glad it's spring now.
That is good.
You know what?
Never mind.
I thought we were on it.
I thought we were there.
I was like, here we go.
Got some good material.
Never mind.
Just in case you wondered this is not scripted.
We have no idea what's coming out of my mouth next.
We definitely don't.
Product of the week.
Product of the week.
What is it?
I want to try to...
This week we are featuring
Sharpie Highlighters.
This is not just a typical highlighter.
That matches my vest.
It's Camouflage.
Check this out.
We have Orange and
Yellow or Green.
I would call it Yellow.
The cool thing about these Highlighters is
Sharpie Gel.
Look at this.
You twist it.
It wears down.
It wears down.
Check that out.
There's no film
or residue.
It doesn't leak through.
That is nice.
Here's the A.
A and B.
Check that out.
A and B.
I'm the B.
It has a wax pencil feel.
What's cool is it doesn't
mess up your paper very much.
Rub it on with your finger.
Maybe you can rub it off.
It does not bleed.
And I don't know if people know this
but if you're fluorescent yellow
Highlighter it doesn't come through on copies.
So Sharpie.
Shout out to the Sharpie.
They make a lot of great products
but the Gel Highlighter is one of our favorites.
Keeping it sharp. Safety first.
What's up everybody?
If that tickled your funny bone
then what should they do?
They should first subscribe to chat
a source on YouTube.
If you got them.
Share it with all your friends
even if they don't like you.
Do the share.
What else?
Subscribe, comment, like, share.
Did I say four things?
Subscribe, comment, like, share.
Like, share.
We got Facebook. We got Instagram.
We got YouTube. We got Twitter.
We're all over the place man.
We don't dig Snapchat.
We got all the other stuff
and none of the new stuff
that's supposed to be trying to come up.
Because we're not that fresh.
But YouTube is the key.
Do on YouTube.
Do on YouTube.
