Look at me, look at me, hands in the air, like it's good to be alive
And I'm a famous rapper, even when the past are all crooked-y
I can show you how to do-si-do, I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control, but I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem, I can tell you about Lee Ferrickson
I know all the words to take a lot of days, and I'm proud to be an American
Oh, you did the hand thing, huh?
Oh, welcome to FBH, everybody!
Ah, Mason Cheryl! And I'm Fresh McFresh, how's it going, everybody?
Hopefully good for them, because I mean, if they're good enough, they'd be watching our show
Yeah, well, what if they're having a bad day, and they just want to hang out with a couple of homies and smoke a bowl?
Then they should probably hit up headpeach.tv
Yeah, right, because we're always here
Twitter Force, always gripping?
Always gripping, never slipping
Oh, that's glass gripping, right?
I'm constantly tripping
Glass gripper, thank you so much, this episode is brought to you by Glass Gripper
Buddy Bong, the original buddy scrubber
Who has buddy babes, which...
Oh my gosh, yeah, if you guys didn't see what I saw earlier
Yeah, hopefully I can grab this like that sometime
I know I'll probably get slapped, but I won't care
Okay, I might if you press charges
Anyways...
Till then, Mike
Oh, the tiller joke, yeah, so I guess the final episode of that's coming out next Tuesday
Yeah, I'm flying out for the reunion, so everybody watch that shit, because you'll see me, and I'll probably do something really funny
Just for you guys, I'll see you in the next episode
You guys will know who I'm talking to when I do it
I can't, you'll do like something...
I'll do Force 1 or something, like on my chest
I can't wait to see how they're going to make a season 3 at Till and DKM
It turns out that next one is going to be all transvestites fighting for love
So now...
Oh god, that was just like 15 transvestites fighting for love and one who has sexual intercourse
She's like, wait, so anytime she sticks her hand on somebody's pants, she'll be pleased
She's like, hello good sir
Oh, I see your sister's in town
That's nice
Oh wait, that really reminds me
Oh shit, the new Wayne's World was on the MTV Movie Awards
Yeah, if you guys can look up here or look back here, you'll see the MTV Movie Awards skit
And oh my god, it was hilarious
Everyone wants to see a Wayne's World 3
I do, all that would be beautiful
Right on
I mean it was great, like it had Wayne and Garth, they were sitting there back on the same couch
And it was hilarious, I mean, what was it?
Wayne Campbell talks about, he's like, yeah, so 1994
Lots happened since then
Yeah
Right on
I'm getting fused
Tony and Fred, oh my god, it's hilarious
You guys definitely want to see this, in fact, you are seeing it right now
Behind us
We're there actually
It's pretty sick
If you see right now
This is what
Swing, oh my god, Iron Man, hopefully they play Iron Man soon
Party on
Party on, fresh
Party on me
Excellent, okay
Party on
Alright
So anyways, if you want to check this out, you can go to MTV.com or to just watch our episode a bunch of times over again
Because they'll be playing right here
Yeah, right, isn't that ridiculous?
I'd say the second option would be the best
At least for your interest
Yes, watch us over and over constantly
And it's funny because then you can start talking about what we say to your friends and blow their minds
It'll be hilarious
We'll be like, what the hell are you talking about?
And you'll be like, hippie
Yeah, and just say it a bunch of times because once you do it, then everyone else will start doing it
And believe me, it works
Yeah, we get stuck in the heads like some sort of thing or something
Also, we got to tell them about our other sponsors, we totally forgot
Oh yeah, wait
GravityBoardTex and GravityBoardTex.com
Dude, the GravityBoardTex is so sweet
All we've been using these days is the smoke category
Yeah, it's...
I'll wait for you
Always a sniggity snap
Say hello to my little friend
Well, actually, it's pretty big, I mean
It's not the party size
Party size is even bigger than this
And that accommodates a lot of people
It's pure science
Yeah
Yeah, definitely science, alright
Epic
Work in their funds
You can find these, I already said, I already said GravityBoardTex
No, you can find them now on Hemp Beach
That's right
We sell those things
Hemp Beach TV GravityBoardTex
Discount
Discounted
$35 instead of $100, like you normally find on the BoardTex website
So tell your friends, you guys want cheaper accessories and cheaper pieces for your collection?
Check out hempbeach.tv
You can buy other stuff like hempbeach, merchandise, t-shirts and hats and such
Bumper stickers
You also get glass grippers
Shoe shirts
You can buy freshmen for a good price
You know you want to
Especially if you're hot
A chick
A hot chick
Yeah, or a hot guy would
Well, if you're rich and you really want to buy freshmen for a hot price, then
I mean, I do more things than just sex
I can build things
And mow your lawn
He'll paint your house white
I can, yeah, paint your house white
I'd paint it red
But anyways, whatever
Paint them shits up
Paint them purple or blue or something
Let's see, who is it?
Aw, dude, wait a second
I think the shirt
Oh, well, there isn't a shirt there
But
I just wanted to do that because the Hulk did it in a couple of his movies
Man, the Hulk is going to be so sick
The new incredible Hulk
Ed Norton
Ed Norton as Lou Frig
No ass
Dr. Banna, are you serious?
That's, I think I, no, I didn't buy them all
Anyways, for you to know who else we got
Barry Cooper
Watch out, label out, dude
You don't want to spill on yourself
Remember that, that's a good tip for using your gravity
If you get one
Label out
Because if you don't tell people that, they'll be like
Oh
And then they'll spill out a bunch of your water that you need to hit the next time
Yeah, right
All right, well
This week's stoner movie of the week
Has to be
Forgetting somebody, forgetting somebody
You know, you can't do that
Oh, don't want to forget anybody
I'm pretty sure
Who has the shirt?
I'm wearing one, but I'm wearing this huge sweater right now
Freedom fighters
There you go
Freedom fighters has some sweet shirts nowadays
And some other clothesline stuff
Their apparel is pretty sick
But they're gas masks
And they're freedom fighters
I'm wearing a gas mask
Dude, I saw this gas mask prior to it
There was a gas mask with a bong on it
And I was thinking, all I'd have to do is sit in one place
I light her in one hand
You know, a smoky substance in the other
You know, just like
Smoke
Pack
Smoke
Pack
Smoke
I just keep smoking
Just chilling
Aw, man, I'm going to get one of those
I'm just going to do the whole episode smoking crazily
So, what do you think is up with Barry Cooper, dude?
I don't know
Barry, we're supposed to be getting videos from him, right?
Yeah, they're going to be here
Hell yeah, Barry Cooper, dude
I can't wait
I'm very excited to watch what's on your videos
Because one, I've just had a lot of stuff happen
That actually regards that type of situation
So
Bullshit
Yeah
Hopefully you can definitely send those soon
So we can study up
Yeah, we can study up
Anyways, so yeah, we did
We talked about Wingsworld, right?
And next, like I was saying
At our Stoner movie of the week
Dazed and Confused
I don't remember that movie too much
I was actually sort of dazed and confused
Well, it's definitely an awesome movie
About the last day of school
The girl with six toes
There's a girl with six toes
I don't remember that part of the year
But, George
Would you hook up with a chick with six toes?
One of our friends gave us a comment
Oh, someone?
I forgot who it was
Yeah, we'll put your name up
Whoever that was
Thank you for the six-toed comment
Because honestly, that's just sort of creepy
I don't know if it's true
I just remembered
I wouldn't have sex with
I mean, I might have sex with someone with six toes
If you're a six-toed chick out there
Freshman will want you to put his
Your single toe up his ass
Oh, God, just don't tell me about it
I probably wouldn't notice
Oh, base, new one
Freshman
With his head and his ass
Oh, with his head and his ass
That's fucked up
That's for your toe
Toe
That's fucked up
Toe
New shit by Toe
New shit by Toe
New shit by Toe
Okay, let's see
Oh, and we will be beating somebody
With a whiffleball bat
Oh, yeah
We're gonna do the beat-toe
With a whiffleball bat
After he shakes himself
And I puke on him
No, we actually get Alex
To whoop him with this whiffleball bat
No, Toe would agree
We actually have to have him
And Toe would agree to the whiffleball bat
Yeah, Toe would agree to
Shining himself in the grass while wearing plaid
And then me drinking a bunch of alcohol
Puking on him
You can't drink alcohol though
You're under 21
Yeah
I'm gonna have to throw up on him
But the hard part is
I don't throw up off alcohol
So we're probably gonna need
We're probably gonna need
I don't care
I'll get arrested for drinking
You guys won't buy it
No, you can't do that, Freshman
It's illegal
But I'll just have to buy two handles of capped
And double handle until I throw up on Toe
A couple of viewers actually said
They'll pay to see that
Alright, if you guys
Want to really see that
If you guys pay for the two bottles of capped
I'll do it
I'll sit there and double handle
Until I yak on Toe
Who's wearing plaid
Crapping himself
And then Freshman's gonna come up
And beat the Toe
I'll beat the piss out of everybody
No, beat Toe
No, beat Toe
Fine, fine
See, beat Toe
So then
I'll beat the fucking piss out until
Dude, we'll put that on break.com
If we get the 400 from that too
We'll send you guys
Whoever helps donate
We'll send you glass grippers
And we might even try to do something else
Maybe a vortex
Maybe a vortex
If you send the most
I think, could we do that?
Hell yeah, we'll do that
If you send the most money out of anybody
We will send you a gravity vortex
So we can puke on Toe
And then go up and then whoop him with a bat
You'll get to see us
You'll get to see me puke on Toe
Have him get hit with a bat
And wearing plaid
While he's shitting himself
I mean, and get a free gravity vortex
If you donate the most
And we'll send glass grippers
And we'll, in fact
I will promise that that glass gripper
Will be on the gravity vortex
We'll have you guys sign us
We'll sign them, shit
We'll sign the vortex
And we'll do a picture of me naked with it
Not really kidding
Oh god, that'd be horrible
If you're a chick and you're a pretty cute baby
You know what I'm saying?
Eight ten of us
Just be like me, like dating me
Oh god
That's horrible
Anyways, so
That's just the noise
Well, I'm not going to say what that noise would be
I don't want to get in trouble
So, let's see
Another thing that's happening now in the news
Salvia divinorum
Which is a
Divinorum
Divinorum, whatever
No one can pronounce that correctly
It was the stuff that Shaman's used in
I think back in Africa
They used it for rituals
Because it made them hallucinate
Well, it's still legal
Yeah, it's still legal here in America right now
And who's trying to stop it?
Some A-holes
Florida State A-holes
They're trying to make a ban on it
So that if you are caught with possession
You'll have to serve for five years in prison
Which is bullshit
Because you can pick up this normal incense
Any pipe dreams
Any pipe store
You know, in Florida
I mean, that's crap dude
Because like, you know
I wouldn't lie, I've tried it before
I mean, it's honestly
It lasts for like five minutes
Nine and five minutes, maybe two minutes
And then you're like
Which has happened?
You know, there's no actual deaths
That's been attributed to the substance
There was a teen suicide
That was supposedly related
To him
Talking about using it
See, I can understand that
Because it's kind of an intense trip
I would suppose for about five seconds
Yeah, a good minute or two
You're tripping balls
But I can understand
You're going to a carrier's house
By a window
His girlfriend probably broke up with him
And cheated on him
His mom probably killed herself
And his dog probably died, all on the same day
Now you can just see somebody running out of window
On this stuff or something
You gotta have a strong mind
His mental psyche for some drug
Or just do it the smart way
Get a bunch of friends
And make sure you have someone there to watch you
Because if you guys do anything that's illegal
Yeah, right?
It's all about fun
Oh my god, that was our first public safety announcement
Public safety announcement
Boom!
Alright, so let's move on
Oh yeah, so anyways
I think they should keep it legal
Because I mean, honestly
It's not that bad
It's something that might jolt some people into
Not committing offenses
You know what I mean?
Yeah, right?
Right on, right on
True
So now for
New games
The new games coming out recently
Are gonna be Captain Blood
Captain Blood?
Yeah, it's a pirate adventure
For the 360, the battle style for it
It's supposed to be that of like
God of War-esque
With pirate battles
And ocean adventure
And hand-to-hand combat
Swashbuckling?
Yeah, lots of swashbuckling
A shite ton of fucking swashbuckling
Pirates Galore for the 360
And the PC
It's supposed to be released later this year
Probably getting it pushed back to Christmas
I didn't see that happening
I'd wait for swashbuckling
Swashbuckling your face off
Especially if you did it right
Final Fantasy Fables
Chocobo Dungeon
Chocobo? Is it Chocobo or Chocobo?
Trust me, it's Chocobo
Where's the K?
It's Chocobo, like chocolate
Chocobo
You don't say Chocobo
That's not right at all
God you have Chocobo
Trust me, that's how you say it
True
Yeah, definitely
Alright, now what else?
There's a new movie
Oh, it can't be Tommy John
It can't be Tommy John
And yeah, if you want to take a look
We're actually going to play a clip of it
Pretty sweet movie
A good summary about the movie
It's basically about
What happened to Tommy John when he started his
Was it a dream?
No, no, no
It was a dream, something
Enterprises? Was it a dream?
Nice dreams
You're selling
Chungbongs too
Yeah, no, that's what they were selling
If you look up there
You saw nice pieces that were signed by Tommy
Chung, I mean
Those are pretty expensive pieces
Actually, I think they're like
Reasonably biased to formal pieces
Like you find a no-life shop
But they're just done by Chung, man
So there's good quality
There's a family-owned and operated business
By Chung, they don't even buy the books
It was just about
Water pipes
He believed that he took the rap for his mom
His sons
I mean, he's a family man
He loves his kids
He loves his wife
I take the rap
If I had a family
Especially since he really didn't do anything wrong
He only spent a year
In a day in jail
Oh, nine months? Yeah, nine months
Only nine months in jail
For what?
They made it all about his movies
It was in Travis
It was in the port
It was in the port
Of course they were in the port
Because they were just one of the people
That was pushing the port 20 culture
And then the people
Yeah, for the movies
Really?
They came down to L.A.
The audience
So that we started doing
Characters based on
Your name?
Oh, really?
So they restored the shop
Afterwards for the movie?
Yeah
That's too bad
Hopefully everybody can check it out online
Download it?
Download it on some program
I can't say
Make sure you pay for it
Pay for it
Is it funny?
It's okay
Yeah, I mean, his wife
You guys are pirates
Piracy is
The best policy
The only one
A vest, to me
To
Find booty on mine
Wait, the internet's for porn
The internet is for porn
The internet is great
For porn
We were just hoping
They'd put porn up there when we did that
Or at least the World of Warcraft version
Of the internet
The internet is for porn
The Tarn is dancing
For porn
Oh my gosh
So where are you guys coming from today?
Today?
Hopefully not Delaware
I'm coming to Delaware again
I swear to God
We gotta find something cool to do in Delaware
No, there's nothing
It's Delaware
The first state of the union
Did you know that?
The first state of America?
No, because I hate Delaware
I'm putting Delaware in my head
What about our fans in Delaware?
Well, I hate all of our fans in Delaware
I'm sorry, but...
Don't move the fuck out
Florida, it's better there
Just come to somewhere where there's something to do
There's nothing to do here
Yeah, but at least it's not Delaware
No, I mean Delaware
It's a great place
That sounds like underwear
Delaware
Oh, he said underwear
Oh, fuck, I said it
Okay, but anyways
We could also be in
You know, we should be
We should be in
Limbo
Oh, should we be in Limbo?
Wait, can we be on a small world ride?
At Disney?
It's a small world at all
Well, yeah, the one on the side of all
No
No, that was
That's Mother's Ship Earth
Mother's Ship Earth
Yeah, the ball at Epcot is Mother's Ship Earth
And then the small world ride
Is that horribly polluted
Waterboat ride
That you drive through with all those evil looking
Like robot and mannequins
I was thinking of Puppet Masters
When they were like
Oh, you guys, imagine waking up
And being like, wait, where am I?
Oh, shit, dude
You're going to fight off
Robot children
From across the world
Well, I'm not one to fall into the acid water
I'm a tiny boat ship
Oh, my God
Speaking of robots
Is Tila up there?
Can we put her up there?
Robo Tila?
Oh, God
Anyways, now on to
Empire Weekly
Is this the love stoner?
Yeah, Warren G
That rapper Warren G
He got arrested for marijuana charges
When was that?
On the June 8th
That sucks, man
I was very sad
I was really close to the day
Yesterday
Well, we have no
Realization
I honestly don't know what day it is
A few days after
Either way
That sucks for that guy
Hopefully he'll put up whatever day that was
That day
No, it's June 8th
I just don't know what to date it
So how long ago was it?
Well, that's because we're filming from limbo
Limbo!
We're in a place where there is no time
Where's space?
Wait, is that Elvis's space?
Dude, I want a pompadour
No, Mason
You have to do that
No, Mason, you have to get the pompadour
What's the pompadour?
Like the Elvis-like pompadour
Where your hair kind of comes out
Like you've seen that movie
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, right?
Wait, they can hear like Troll Barton
From like Gundam Wing
No, Troll is the emo cut
Troll is the emo cut
Dude, are you fucking serious?
Troll from Gundam
Troll kids get their hair
The lamest character in Gundam
Because his ship always ran out of bullets
Heavy arms Gundam
Would always like run out of rounds
Be like, oh fuck, I have no combat abilities
Except for shooting the place
Since I do my full auto attack
There's no fucking bullets
Left afterward
You're so lame, the only cool thing about it
Is we're in the carnival
Do what we totally want to do
Dude, you totally look Juggalo-style
Yeah, no
He's an emo
Yeah, we're using emo to try
Alright, whatever
Fuck Troll up
Uh, next is
Up to Hem Beach
With your homeboy Freshio over here
Who's waiting?
Yeah, I'm talking about myself
Hey, your answer machine is like
If you want to leave Mesa call
I'll change everybody up
Sorry
And then he screws it up
At the end he's like call me up
Or Mace
It's like McDonald's
You should've done it again though
It would've been funny
Who's there?
Shut the fuck up
We got 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
It's peace out dudes
Hey everybody
Welcome to How To With Fresh
I'm Fresh
Alright, today on our episode
We are creating to create
A hookah out of a Julian
Or a gallon water
A water jug
Some fish tank to
And this metal stem
With a
Metal ball attached to it
Alright, first thing to do
Is put
Two holes at the top
Or however many holes
You want to free your hookah
Okay
Now you can use a knife
Oh
Use a knife
And use a nice handy dandy drill
Just so I happen to have
On hand recently
Drill, hole
Gently
There we go, alright
We got a nice hole
With a bit
Of a hookah
Which is this nice size tube right here
Sure like the tube
So that you know
It's long enough that you
And your buddy can smoke with
With it
But it's not long enough
That it's ridiculous and
All over the place
Poke
The tube
Into the hole
Now like I said
It's slightly smaller
Than the thing you put in the hole
So it's got a nice airtight seal
When you're smoking each other's
Okay
Now, I already drilled the hole
On the other side
I'm putting my other
Three cut tube
In here
On the other side
Hold it
Alright
Now
Take a good amount of tube
Wait where's my tube
I got a short piece of tube
I'm putting the bottom of this here
Middle stem
Then you got the nice
Down stem part
Alright, look
First, I drilled
Another hole
In the top of the cap
With my drill
Switching out the bits
Like I said, you can do this with a knife
Or a pen
Pens are usually the same size
You're going to jam in
Huh?
Yeah, the drill's just easier
Alright
There
Drill a hole into here
Cap
Be careful not to cut yourself
Always drill
Against the solid subject
Not like me doing it in the air
For camera purposes
You cut yourself
Oh, it's not going
Alright
Reverse now a little bit
Okay
Now I'm going to put
The ball through
Gently pushing it
So that's a ripped lid
And now, you got a nice
Tight seal on there
Put it all the way in
Up to your rubber stopper
So you have extra protection
Rubber stopper's a good seal
I don't see a lot
Rubber sealer
Okay, now
Insert the small portion of tube in there
Make sure you don't clog up your stem
Ta-da
Working movement
Alright, now fill it up with some water
My handy-dandy water jug
With ice
Come on, man, this is going to be nice
Keep going
It's a gallon-sized jug
So I guess it's going to taste a little more
Pour a little water
Pour it all
Pour it all like that
Alright, that's good
Now put it
Stem down in there
Hope that your stem doesn't fall out
Because it will be a pain in the ass
Pushing that out of there
Pour all the water out
Yeah, that's why you got extra hose on
Alright, now
Simply pack up your product
Make your bowl
Sorry, golly
Right on
Hey, so now this guy's got one time
I try to make a metal pipe
Spill it everywhere
I really legitimately spill all the rest of our smoke
Check that out
Yeah, check that out
I was like, oh god, today it blows
Alright, now let's go a little bit later
Remember to cap your hose
You don't need a carb on a hookah
Just keep smoking
Keep smoking
If you guys still have tobacco water pipes like this
You're good for just chill smoking
Alright everybody
Thanks for watching
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And such at Hem Beach TV
Check us out on MySpace and shit
And me personally
I love to talk to you guys
Hey, but seriously
Come check us out on the forums
Over there on HemBeach.TV
Because I really want to talk to you guys
Hey, throw me that
Oh, and another thing
Wicked Clowns will never die for the fuck of you
So we're reporting you live from a bunker
30,000 feet below sea level
Where's a bunker?
Traveling in tubes
Yeah, you wish you were there
Traveling in tubes
We'll make the tube technology
We will discover the tube technology
We'll lead us through kings
We'll lead us through kings
Check that song out
Oh, Tenacious Dean
Aliens attack my feet
Oh, some hate rant
We should start with a hate rant
The hate rant section
Alright, I got one
We're gonna hear it in here
Skunk hates it when I'm trying to play Sega
While it's time to film for Hem Beach
It's horrible
I'll be like, dude, I just worked on Hem Beach
For four hours
Let me play a little bit of Star Flight
Some Mortal Kombat
Before we begin the episode
It's like, no, no, no
And then we'll sit there for another 30 minutes
Not doing anything because Mason's checking his email
And I'll be like, let me just play one video game
While I'm waiting for you guys to stop
Nanny family around
Come on, dude, I just wanna play
And they're like, no, no
You're not allowed to play video games
Because it's Hem Beach time
And then I'll wait another 30 minutes
So Mason can chase his Facebook
And I'm like, fuck, he's just talking to bitches
What the fuck?
I can't play video games
He's talking to bitches
Alright, he doesn't talk to bitches
He talks to prefy chicks
Skunk over here
Well, let me play video games
Well, it's all good
I'm trying to convince him to have some sort of video game segment
Or have to beat a level in an old-school video game
Each episode
As fast as I can
If you just keep losing
Then that would suck
I wouldn't want a video tape me losing
In an old-school video game
But it'd be funny if he talked shit about it
After you're done like, you know
I'll talk shit to him
You'll be like the guy from the Mario one
Like, if he can hopefully play it up here
The guy that plays Mario
He's like, Mario, what are you doing?
You're killing me
He somehow gets Mario above the blocks
On that second level
And you can't find him
Like, he gets stuck
No, I think the game froze or something
Right on
I know, it's pretty funny stuff
Let's see, what else?
The other hate rant is
Mason
Oh, me, right
How I hate everything
Well, no, not everything, just everyone
Not all of you people
Because if you watch the show, I don't hate you
But anyone that doesn't watch the show
Or people that suck
I hate them
I hate them because, one, they suck
Elaborate
That'd be perfect
One, they suck
Two, I hate them
I mean, it's pretty clean cut
Elaborate them why you hate them
Why?
Well, if you want some reasons
You should come over here and sit down for a while now
I'll give you an entire rundown of why
But I mean, really
In the short, you know
Five second paragraph version of it
Well, I hate everybody that's fake
And I hate stupid bitches
I hate people that lie to you
I hate people that are cheap
I hate people that don't pay you back
Everyone out there hates people that don't hate them
Everyone out there hates people that don't pay them back
I hate people that don't pay me back
Yeah
If only it was like the way it was back in
Like the old days in the mafia
All people that didn't pay me back
Would have broken kneecaps
Yeah, because Mason works for the Russian mom
Look at him
I mean, Dulsvedanya
I need just the sickle and the hammer
I used to have that
You used to have that?
Yeah, I used to have a sickle and a hammer
And I would walk around with it
And people would be like
Fuck, who's wrong with that, dude?
He's just part of the Russian mafia, that's all
I didn't think for Soviets
After I played Command and Conqueror 2
Dude, Mother Russia
Mother Russia!
Yuri's revenge was a shit
Why is every Russian person's name
Yuri that's cool?
No, it's not all of them
It's Yuri's name and then there's a rich guy named Yuri
And then there was the guy
What about the guy in the professional genre?
No, wasn't his name Yuri in that movie?
Maybe, yeah
I don't know
It's one of them names, I guess
All I know is he was a badass sniper in that movie
Like, hopefully they play something up here
Of him just murking bitches in the face with sniper rifle
It's pretty cool, you should check it out
If you haven't seen the professional
Definitely a good movie to watch
Even if you feel really paranoid
You want to watch a good sniper Hitman movie
Yeah, right on
If you haven't seen the ALRIGHT
And you haven't seen Hitman
Then you're returning
You know what else Sheenler goes in?
Oh, Onimushu 3
Onimushu 3 is a shit
And the fight game that came out
There was an Onimusha actual
Tekken style game
They had like a battle royale tournament thing
It's like Tekken Tag
With just the characters from Onimushu
I never got to play that
I thought it was Onimusha
Onimusha
Onimusha
The DDoR
Onimusha
Onimusha
I just remembered some
I was just imagining fat samurai saying whatever words
Are supposed to come out of samurai
It's like the asian godfather
That would work, I can see that actually
Onimushu
Dude, they should make that
Oh my god
Yakuza godfather series
Like the godfather
Except
Jackie Chan as Japan
No, it would have to be Jet Li
And Jackie Chan again
With some other
And with Chao
Chao young fat
In space
Why does it always sound like
Chao young
He was talking about eating
When they say his name
Chao young fat
Like people probably think that
That's like cream of Chao young fat guy
Cream of Sundan fat
That's horrible
So anyways
We gotta thank all the people that
Brought this show to
Being
Yeah
Like our homies over there
The gravity vortex man
That thing is an artwork
We've smoked that thing so many times
All I know is that
We actually might need to clean the mouth piece
Cause I don't know how many people's
Lips have been on that yet
It's all good
Probably a decent amount
Not too many people have been over here
Smoked guys
Just us
That's what she said
That is what she said
Because only our lips have been on it
Except
It's kind of cloudy in there
I think
I don't know if we can get our original
Buddybong scrubber in there
Because of the way that the mouth piece is
And everything is sealed
That might be a good idea though
For a new product
Or something that could screw up
Everything on the side of there
Unless we just buy some cleaning
No, there's no possible way
It's completely sealed
I don't think you'd actually be able to
Get a Buddybong in there
It's the one thing a Buddybong can't clean
But the Buddybong
While speaking on that
It's a very effective cleaning tool
And Mason has pointed out
That they have these sexy ladies
Oh my god
Gorgeous
I would sell my left kidneys
To Chinese people for
One of them to like be on the show
I would harvest cats
For the Chinese people
I would harvest cats
Freshman, you heard it here
Freshman would harvest cats
Any animal lovers
No cats were harmed
During the filming of this
No totes were harmed
In the filming of this hemp beach
Toe
Toe
You did it man
It's gonna happen
Throw out the bats
Whiffles
It's gonna be a
Whiffle bet
Dude, you'll be a break.com celebrity
Celebrity totes
Celebrity totes
Celebrity totes
Celebrity totes
With plaid in the grass
Oh my god
What a fucking totes
Dude, hopefully somehow
We can put plaid in the grass
Like an icon in the chair
They're just rolling around
In the plaid in the grass
Just somehow get a snake
And paint the snake plaid
And have it in grass
That'll be the cover for the album
They heard some plaid snake
Crawling through the grass
Aw, it hurts
The first is the first single
It hurts so good
That'd be
WhoMakesTrack.com
Toe shit by Toe
Oh
If we ever do come out with the album
You gotta check it out
What?
Yeah
Fucking, it hurts so good dude
Followed by the second smash hit
NPC
The mesh plaid clutch
The mesh
The plaid
The clutches
If everyone out there
If you really want to hear these songs
Leave you with crutches
Jamie's a bitch
Toe
Toe
Anyways, if you guys want to hear more
About those songs
You gotta write to us
And tell us what you think
Love you Jamie
You bitch
Anyways
If you want to write more to us
Or more write to us
At beach.hemtv
I mean at hembeach.tv
Hembeach.tv
You can write to us
And tell us what you need more
And back here you can check out
Where you're supposed to write to us at
Because no longer do I have magic fingers
Yeah and I'm checking out the forums
And signing stuff up
And writing stuff, messages
And if you want to write me back man
Cause I want to actually talk to people on there man
I think you guys might probably
Be pretty interesting if I got to know you
Also if you want
You guys can tell me or freshman
Which games you want reviews of
Games that you might have not played yet
We will go out there
And Milwaukee are waiting to play
That game and write a review for you
Yeah just even if you just want us to play a game
That you think is just awesome
And you care less put it on the show
Which you want us to play
Tell me
Check the team on the internet and play it
If we have to we'll go to GameStop
And play the demo until they tell us to leave
Yeah they usually don't
Cause they're cool like that
Or at least just don't pay attention
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We don't fucking care
Tricks that make you laugh
That make you laugh
Like if we had cards right now
I could show you a card trick
But I won't
Because I don't
But I will soon
Eventually
Think about that shit
Oh shit
But back here
I'm happy to smoke it
Exactly
You're probably being smoked here
If only we could
Ooh
Anyways guys
That's it
It was an awesome episode
I'm really glad to have done episode 6
Love chilling with you guys
Yeah definitely
We got a how to
We already did
Yeah
I think that was interesting
I cast out
Sort of for a bit
He slept through it
I was tired
I've been working a lot
This is a
You know we work hard
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Help us in your future
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Instead I can be right in content
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Right
Instead of
Being stressed out
And I'll poop it face
All the time
And selling electronic stuff
To old people
It's like being at heart
Seals me
Except we sell
Like DVD players
And stuff
Not quite anything
Imagine a 40 year old version
Except starting
A younger cast
About the age of 20
And yeah
You'll see what I'm talking about
Anyways
Everybody
Thank you so much
Scott
Thank you for being here
Help us out
Far side
Thank you for
Biting
Biting
Face
Face
Stuff in
All my needs
I can't really come up
With words for that yet
But
We'll have to start
Two guys later
And hopefully
Check out our next episode
I don't want my own
I'm Mason Cheryl
And I'm fresh and fresh
I'll have a nice night
Peace
Peace
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