Hey, Sam. It's me, Ash. I tutor you in third period European history. Not that you wouldn't
remember that, but anyway, I just wanted to let you know that you're a really special
guy. You know, the whole school thinks it, but I feel like my opinion matters the most.
Anyway, anyway, your face, your sparkling eyes, those lips. You know, every so often
when I'm in class and daydreaming, mind you, that is not often. I wonder how soft they
would be on my...
The battery died.
Then let's get a replacement.
You know, Ash, I don't really think this video confession thing is working well.
What do you mean? The video I made last semester got Sam to have me tutor him in World War
One.
Ash, Sam would have failed regardless if he didn't get tutored. You were just the first
one who offered.
I also heard that the linebacker, Chad Marco, is failing out of biology. I wish it could
be his private tutor.
Are you sure he'd be receptive to you?
Athletes are very receptive to me.
Okay, okay, enough. What are you guys trying to say here?
If you really have a thing for him, just ask him out.
Yeah, guys, I appreciate when a girl's like straight to the point.
But what if he says no?
Think of it this way. If you don't say it now, you're gonna miss your chance.
Look, a lot of girls like Sam, like Maristain, fell from homeroom.
Or Deja Rosado from Fifth Period.
Or Amber Hastings.
Okay, you're right. I should. But by the end of the month.
If you don't do it soon, that one girl from art class who thinks she's a vampire reincarnation
of Marilyn Monroe is going to do it before you do.
Fine. Tomorrow it is then.
School's almost over. I think, no, no, no. I know that Sam's locker is on the second
floor.
I still don't understand why you brought the ukulele.
Well, if it isn't Ash, so nice to see you.
Amber, great to see you too.
I heard you were looking for Sam?
Oh yeah, I just, I have to run up some history study sheets for our test tomorrow.
Oh, have you been tutoring him?
Yeah, we've been spending a lot of time together.
That's so funny. I've actually been tutoring Sam in Spanish for a few months.
What?
Yeah, he needed help and I was happy to oblige.
We've been having long study sessions, conjugating verb after verb every Thursday from 5 to 7.
Well, I'll have you know that every Tuesday at 4.30 p.m., Sam and I go into excruciating
detail about the horrors of Nazi concentration camps.
Mine sounded sexier.
Yeah, she's right.
Listen, Ash, I know you like Sam. It's okay to admit it, but I'm going to be asking him
that today, so I guess I should say, what's the best woman win?
Well, Amber, don't you think it's a little reductive for great women like ourselves to
compete over one guy?
Sure.
I guess you could say that.
I can indeed.
Well, you'll excuse me.
Get back here. I said it first.
Yeah, we need to expand on our friend group.
Yeah.
Oh, hey, Amber, what's up? Or should I say, come on, ask me an ego.
Yeah, listen, I just needed to ask you something.
Hey, Sam!
Oh, Ash, what's going on? I was just thinking about you.
You were?
Yeah, I actually need a copy of Anne Frank's diary for tomorrow's test.
Look, Sam, that's great and all, but I actually have something very important to tell you
and it isn't about Anne Frank.
It's about Anne Frank's diary, so I'm going to give you a copy of Anne Frank's diary
today.
There, I've said it.
Wow, Ash, that was really sweet of you to go out of that trouble.
You really think so?
Yeah, I do. It's just the only thing is, I'm actually seeing someone right now.
Could you be a little bit more feminist?
No, no, no, no, you've got it all mixed up. I'm actually dating Chad.
You're kidding!
You're kidding!
Baby!
Oh, no, we've actually been dating for a few weeks.
Mm-hmm.
Well, that answers that. Audio is for the judges.
Huh. Well, Sam, I guess since you're gay, I'll just be moving on now.
Oh, Sam's not gay. I'm actually bi.
We're also in an open relationship. You know, Ash, I did really like your song.
You've got a lot of moxie.
Yeah, yeah, I feel like we've been thinking about adding a third into our mix, too.
You know, becoming a power trio.
Yeah, like a set of three musketeers. A triple threat.
Three wise men.
But, like, I guess like two wise men and a woman.
You know what? I'm all good. Thanks.
I told you to let me meet on these proposals, dude.
I'm sorry, baby.
You know, you guys are, like, still looking for another person.
You know, I'm really interested in, like, you know, experimenting and just kind of...
No, no, no, no. We're going to think about it, okay?
Bye!
No, no.
I'm sorry.
I'm gonna go to bed.
