He's a bad bad reviewer, he's a bad bad hound
He's a bad machine by flying around
But a bad reviewer doesn't matter, no matter what he doesn't plan
He's got a bad machine out of the house
No matter what they do, they ain't talking about
He's a bad bad reviewer, he's a bad bad dude
He's a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
He's a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
He's a bad bad bad bad bad bad bad
We're fucking...
We're fucking...
It's a bad bad reviewer here
Let's talk about something
Glass fuckin' bottles
I don't understand why fuckin' glass bottles
Last bottles are so fucking easy to read.
Fucking doesn't taste any better than cans.
It's fucking stupid.
Cans are okay.
They don't break as fucking easy.
Look, let's take these outside for a fucking demonstration.
See through the fucking can, and the can's fine.
You fucking, do you see what happens
when you throw glass, or you drop glass, or you break it?
That fucking happened.
Look at it, it's fucking broken.
It's broken, I'm like this, it's fucking okay.
Yeah, that's fucking broken, it's fucking stupid.
You know what else I have a problem with?
Captain Crunch fucking cereal.
Look at this, it only asks or tells you
about fucking the first cereal, the second,
and it advertises itself on its own box.
You also have kids in the fucking background,
but it, oh look, a fucking can, plus A-D-A is canning up.
Oh, you're so fucking fine.
You know what else fucking sucks with this cereal?
A fucking can, ruin my fucking mouth, and fucking hurt.
A fucking stupid, fucking hot syrup, your fucking mouth,
and piss me right the fuck off.
It fucking sucks.
You know what's more enjoyable than fucking eating Captain Crunch?
Hold on.
Holy apetite, bitches.
You might as well eat fucking broken glass
if you're gonna eat Captain Crunch.
Go.
God.
Yeah, so, Captain Crunch.
Captain Crunch, I can tell you one thing
about fucking Captain Crunch, it pisses me off
even more than-
Shut the fuck up, Captain Trainor, watch out, bro.
Oh, shut up, bitch.
Take your medication.
I don't be going back to watch out, bro.
Love you, honey.
Love you, too.
You know what's more enjoyable than fucking eating Captain Crunch?
