Now play the game!
what are you gonna ask me don't lie to me cuz I can tell my both my parents
musicians my dad was a saxophonist and clarinist my mother was a opera singer
that's the thing about Italian fucking women like she couldn't sing outside the
house when she got married she could sing at weddings but nothing else was
my dad was off playing gigs all the time he could have brought her along but
he didn't want her around so I heard that he was in my building they was
interviewing people in my building so I just went downstairs and I was like he'll
never choose me I'm not it cuz I was kind of a punked-out platinum blonde at
the time I thought he was in his type he'd never choose you but
Stardust Memories was kind of like full of freakish type people and I had a line
but it was cut out because of the film problem so but my face fills the screen
for like a sec I'm in it he's kind of quiet and people always bothering him
like I wrote an article about it actually I didn't publish it yet but he's like
Woody Woody I got a screenplay you should look at him Woody you're gonna
love it it's a you know like he was constantly being assaulted by everybody
but I did have a scene just with just him and I and I was like Woody this is
like is this a lot likes a little like Fellini is it's sort of like eight and
a half or something or La Dolce Vida and he said it was because it kind of is
his Stardust Memories is sort of like his eight and a half you know
I don't know why but a lot of women that are middle-aged like from 40, 50, 60 they're like
how do you put those on how do you put them on guess what you go to Ricky's
you buy some cheap fucking lashes they're like five or ten dollars you get
some glue put it on your finger just go like this and then you stick it in your
eye like that's really hard well I don't even need a mirror to do it look oh
wow how did you do that how did you do it how did you do it glue that's it why
can't you have false lashes and be a scholar there's absolutely no reason why
you can't get over it insecure assholes
my grandfather was what did a lot of photos when I was little like the funny
thing I remember looking at this video of me and my sister when I was like five
or six and I'm like jumping in front of the camera I felt kind of bad it was
like my poor sister who's kind of a bitch actually but but I'm like he's taken
that like this was like a six eight millimeter or 16 millimeter and it's
like I'm jumping in front of her talk about scene stealer it's just the way
you know sometimes people just are that way they like to be some people don't
like being photographed or they don't like being filmed or they like oh the
lights I can't take the lights like I'm not like that
