Bienvenue, I look right.
The salcerie qui a l'odeur de wet dog.
Welcome to Agarde...
I couldn't remember.
Translation, welcome to Regarde adouat.
Welcome to Agarde adouat.
Yeah.
Translation, welcome to Regarde adouat.
The only show that smells like a chien huyeh.
One more time.
Translation, the only show that's just huyeh.
The only show that smells like a chien huyeh.
This week, Charlie and I are in Paris,
also known as the Ville du Lumière,
but it could just as easily be called
the Ville de la Prue, city of rain,
or the Ville sans wifi,
because there's no wifi here.
At all.
This weekend, Andy and I are bringing you
the very first Look Right episode,
entirely shot in black and white
and underwater,
in a completely submerged episode
with Paris in a torrential downpour
the whole weekend.
Charlie and I are hopefully going to have everything
that's really important here in Paris.
We'll see a tower.
We'll see the churches, all that stuff.
Torrential downpours.
Let's get back.
Relax.
Knit a scarf.
Have a nightmare.
Play piano.
Don't drown.
Knit a piano.
Cathedral and churches and hunchbacks and humpbacks.
But remember.
Me je veux remember.
Me souvenez.
Me souvenez.
Me souvenez.
Me souvenez.
I love to keep my mind off you.
Pavilion everybody doesn't last too long.
The senior says I hear your voice in every network.
Sit kind.
Or cast stroke.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Morning.
Morning.
Andy and I are in Paris.
The city of bromance.
We seem to have brought a little bit of Scottish weather with us
because we're using Le Arc du Triomphe as a giant umbrella right now.
Let us tell you a little bit about Le Arc du Triomphe.
Andy, take it away.
I was here.
Le Arc du Triomphe is a famous war memorial
that is located in Laplace, Charles de Gaulle,
erected in memorial of the soldiers who fought and died
in both the French Revolution and the Napoleonic Wars.
In 1919, a French aviator flew his bioplane right through the arch
to commemorate the heroes of the air during World War I.
And that's true, actually.
Andy, where are we going?
La Tour Eiffel.
La Tour Eiffel.
The tower of Eiffel.
The Eiffel tower is right there.
That's it.
That's another thing of the bucket list right there
that we just did.
Chacky, unbelievable.
That was so easy.
It's a lot easier to see something when it's right there.
In front of you, done.
Look at that metal.
Metal.
And there's some lovely fountains behind us.
Some of the fountains actually look like rockets
that are directed at the Eiffel tower
as if they were going to take it down.
If anybody's taking the Eiffel tower down,
it's going to be a friend.
Charlie, what are you doing?
I'm holding up the Eiffel tower, idiot.
Just take the picture.
I'm a tourist.
This is going to be so cool.
Eight friends after this.
How has no one done this before?
Oh my God.
Charlie and I are here in Paris,
which is one of the most romantic cities in the world, right?
So we thought we'd treat you guys to a date
with one or the other of us.
That's up to you to decide who you pick.
But let me be quite frank.
You should pick me.
Not true.
It's true. I can do better.
Are you kidding me?
I know so many things about dates.
I have a knowledge of fine wines.
He has a knowledge of fine toilets.
I do have a knowledge of fine toilets,
and you would love to hear about it.
Nobody wants to hear that garbage.
Everybody wants to hear about clients.
I'm kidding, we won't talk about toilets,
and I'll take you someplace nice.
I won't even do that.
I'm not going to brand you because you're better than that.
You're worth it to me.
And you deserve somebody that looks exactly like me
and sounds exactly like me and is me.
And not this guy.
He's basically with me and not with him.
