So, what did you think?
What's in the package?
Everything.
What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
I don't really know.
It was just in the script.
Stop your babbling and open your little emo ears, alright?
Because there's only one way this movie's going to get made.
And that's two words, product, motherfucking, placement.
Alright?
You put some deodorant in there?
That's $10,000 in the bank, bling.
Well, I think that this next one really has...
Well, it definitely has deodorant in it.
And in this next one, already.
Stuart Gordon was an everyday financial advisor.
Until one day.
Hey, guys?
Wake up.
Wake up!
My head, it's so squishy.
Yeah.
There's something really weird going on.
I don't know where we are.
Who are you?
I just woke up here.
Attention, one minute remaining.
What?
What the fuck?
Where are we?
What are we supposed to do?
I don't understand this.
Shut up!
Look around.
There's got to be something.
Okay.
There's a briefcase.
There's buttons in here.
Two buttons.
Come look at this.
What are we supposed to do with these?
I don't understand.
It's just...
There's two of them.
What do we do?
I don't understand this.
Are we supposed to push one?
We're here for a reason.
We have to do something.
Well, I think you've got to push a button.
It doesn't make any sense.
Why are we here?
What else are we going to do?
I mean, we're going to die otherwise, right?
Just push one of them.
Does it make any sense?
What the fuck are you waiting for?
Push the goddamn button, will you?
Please, just hurry!
Push one!
Wrong button.
So...
I didn't see a single ounce of product placement,
and that makes you a liar, Mr. Badhead,
because you told me that this could be fried gold
if we took those buttons, those little red buttons,
and turned them into MP3 players.
$10,000 a player.
Yeah, but I like the buttons.
But why two buttons?
And why buttons?
I like levers.
Oh, levers.
That's because you twit.
If there was only one button,
how would we know we pressed the wrong button?
Okay, all right, gentlemen.
Gentlemen, you have great ideas, really.
But this next one is great.
I mean, we worked really hard on it.
I think you're...
Can we have the next one?
Yeah.
I
I
You
Well, I'm as disappointed as a baby with an empty diaper because I didn't see a single ounce of
Deodorant soap hookers MP3 players
Is he gonna be okay? You know smurf sex. We need this enough already. We moron
You're sort of a more gentleman. Are you interested in funding any of these ideas?
Well, I think it's unanimous
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