Well, sir, it's been about six years since I found this here farm.
Well, I'm going to just go along and take it away from you, but I'm going to keep it right here where I can see it.
My grandfather started this farm and I'm going to keep it mine. I'm going to can't take one of my farm.
Well, all those dead babies in the barn are going to draw a lot of attention, I'm not sure.
I shouldn't have killed this innocent kid, but I did.
I've done a lot of things, but I didn't.
Truth is, this farm hasn't given fresh crops in many years.
That's why I'm going to join the ministry, sir. That's why I'm going to register. I want to be a priest.
Don't try to stop me. Even if you try to stop me, I'll kill you and join the ministry anyway.
No, I understand. Listen, before you go, tell Uncle Sam that this place is mine, he's not yours.
Do it in that voice. What? Are you going to put a gun on me?
Huh? That makes sense. Oh, no bullets. I'm scared of you.
What? Hey, Carlos, man, put the gun away. This guy's cool.
What? You laughing? Yeah, I'm laughing. This is funny. I'm a fucking social cat.
Carlos, be cool. Put the gun down. I know there are no bullets in that gun. I can see the empty car.
Carlos, man, why don't you grab some cereal or something?
I know you don't eat cereal. Alright, man, I'll see you later.
Carlos, man, can't you pull the fucking guns off people, man? Try to run a business here.
No fucking crops on this field, man, because we scare everybody away. Just go in the house and have a fucking brisket.
Yeah, I know you like brisket. I like brisket, too.
So sunny today. Don't you miss the sun? Yeah, I know Carlos. I miss you, too.
No, Carlos, that's a bad idea. We're just wrong for each other.
Carlos, not now. Stop crying. Goodbye, Carlos.
I killed that bird.
Did I kill that bird, man? You didn't even do the slingshot at?
Are you scared? Go home, Carlos.
Come on, Carlos, I know you're my son. What, Carlos?
Man, I don't even know your mother, man. Fucking Mexican waitress.
It was one night and I had you and I had to train you. That's bullshit.
What? You're six years old and it's time to man up, Carlos?
No, you can't go back to the house. We're killing birds today.
It's a river, Carlos. Why'd your mom have to die?
Yes, because I killed her. That's what she did. Smartass, Carlos. What, you got a Game Boy?
You're nature. Put that iPod away if you're listening to like playing the Game Boy.
Got ADD, Carlos? Speak in English. You'll say, see, a real sweet grumpy.
Put your hand out of your pants, Carlos.
