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Oh boy
Oh
You're an incredible love maker how first time's the charm
You're hilarious
Thanks, Ella
so
I've been thinking of shifting my focus to more comedy-driven situations
Yeah, totally
Just someone not remember because they couldn't keep their hands off me for a second last night. I'm sorry
And get a little hot to try when I see a bottle of pineapple Soviet ice. I'm sorry. No, I would have rather you've been hooked on to me than
Listening to some drunken horny girl gab on about being a filmmaker anyway. Wait, so you're a filmmaker
I've been waiting forever to meet a real filmmaker
Really, I have so many unused comedy sketches in my desk back home. Well, it's like the situation was written in the stars
I know, okay. Well, do you ever? Oh?
My god, I have to go
Okay, oh, it's a family. Oh, wait, how do I get a hold of you you'll have to find me
And ideas notebook
The power is out good thing this phone has a flashlight on it. I'll use that until the power is restored
What's up to their friend though, I'm dangerously expressing myself sexually through
You're trying but this can't be art now can it buddy bite your tongue before I cut it out
Ah
Okay, well here's just some advice for you. How about this just stop trying to be creepy and just
Be creepy
Would you fuck me I'd fuck me I fuck me so hard make love to you and
No, also, you're kind of like bison bill from statue of the lambs, you know just like with a cool color grade over it
It's called artistic inspiration
Artistic inspiration aside, let me take a look like cut man looks like it's good
Effective hi there
You've been sent by them to prevent the completion of the art of Vaj
The little tortured artist film
They won't let me complete it without these you're getting murdered for your vagina art
Really?
Well, are you crazy or are you dead as an intellectual? I have to ask did any of that even matter oh?
God
That's when I ice the motherfucker
Tell me what brings you to the motherfucking gray bar hotel
Man, I did some fuck up shit like some felonies and some misdemeanors
And then I did some dick touching with the police and you're not supposed to do that and I'm fucking here
Fuck the fucking police. I was killing bitches and snitches every fucking day
Dude now my asshole looks like a sausage case and god dang. Yeah, you're still okay. No, no, thanks. Hey
Yeah, okay, well the question is who are you because
It seems like you guys seem like some sort of the earth people like me. What's with the dialects?
Thanks, okay, but we're learning it wasn't supposed to be a prison scene
suppose
suppose
Who the fuck are you okay? Are you a film expert? Cuz I don't think you are I'll tell you what you are
You're a dookie. How's your looking motherfucker? Okay, you're saying that do you know what this movie is?
This is Kubrick Stanley Kubrick meeting Kurosawa. Okay, and then double-teaming their butt fucking
1979 escape from Alcatraz and you know what's gonna come out of that sweet film pussy nine months from now a
Better version of Shawshank, okay
Okay, this is a dorm room with a piece of paper with jail on it. Yeah, well
Work with what you got. Okay. Well what you got a couple white guys
playing races that aren't their own and
It's kind of offensive. So what's what's the rest of the story guys? What's else going on back me up fellas?
It looks like I say the n-word a bunch times for some reason and then we have to go kill the Caucasian prison guard
Who has our wives hello hostage see that that's good fucking storytelling, okay?
Okay, what do your films do my films push boundaries?
Kiss me Brett. Oh, Brett your breath is disgusting
Oh
He had awful breath well that can be fixed you just brush your teeth or you go to the dentist
You just gotta schedule an appointment Brett dishonored his family. They don't call it the code of Bushido
for nothing
You guys are both white, okay
Regardless, it's more dramatic this way. No
No, you know what would have been more dramatic, okay?
And more intellectual would be if he doesn't get the kiss and that's the conflict
Okay, and so your collective adventure
Continues and that's the story and then in the end. He slays a dragon
He saves you from a dragon you for your life as he put his arm on the line
It doesn't matter this breath is bad because he earns it and that's resolution
Well, that's just your opinion
Oh, I'm in hell. I've been a terrible person and I'm being punished in hell
Oh how you found me
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