Previously on Fools for Hire.
You and Mike are going to have the time of your lives.
You deserve this.
I sure do.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Wahid.
Here we go.
Mr. Nick, my friend.
To what do I owe this wonderful displeasure?
I am so sorry to bother you like this.
No worries, no worries.
My friend, you're like...
I mean, you're like friends of friend, huh?
Tell me, tell me, what do you think, huh?
Authentic Roman armor?
Perhaps the finest Viking fur
or maybe something a little bit contemporary, huh?
No, no, no worries.
My door is always open for you.
Oh, I was hoping you'd say that.
But not at this specialised moment.
Come on, guys.
You know how are you doing?
Good to see you.
Good to see you.
Hi.
Hi.
What do you think?
Oh, I'm lovely.
Listen, Wahid.
I seem to be in trouble, my friend.
Well, I'm in kind of a jam.
Let me help you out, my friend.
Oh, really?
I need some place to stay.
But not today.
You see, not today.
Today, my door remains closed for everybody.
My friend, come on in.
Come on in.
How are you doing here?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
This guy, this guy, this guy's not bad.
You know who that is?
Neither do I.
Wahid, I won't be any trouble.
No, it's not me.
It's my friend, Mr. Nicky, what a good man.
Come on, come on.
Care of things.
My friend, my door is always open for you.
It is open at the present moment, right?
Yeah?
But the thing is that you cannot take this moment for granted.
You know?
Maybe it is open.
Maybe it is not.
Maybe it is only open when it is mutually agreeable
between two business associates and wonderful friends, huh?
And we are my friend.
Come on in.
Yeah, yeah, everybody's in here.
You see, Mr. Nicky, every door open and closed,
there is a new opportunity awaiting discovery for the fools of Onar, yeah?
Yeah, something for your trouble.
Come on.
You see, Mr. Nicky, with every door open and closed,
there is a new opportunity awaiting discovery for the fools of Onar.
It's just for a couple of weeks.
No.
But it's perfect.
You are not going to live in my garden shed.
I'm homeless.
Nick, you're not homeless.
I might as well be.
This is insane.
Why do you just tell Rebecca that we didn't get the Florida job?
Eric is out to destroy us.
I am having crazy, screwed up nightmares.
And there is no way Victoria is going to let you live in our garden shed, okay?
We're in this together.
Victoria won't tell Rebecca if she doesn't know.
It's not worth it.
Just take the sanitation job, at least it's union.
We have to keep going.
Why do we have to keep going?
Because.
Because why?
Because stop it.
Because Janet calls us monkeys and she does it in front of people.
Because last summer you had to do the pirate show without any pants.
Not helping.
Because you got punched by a fat Elvis impersonator for giving him good costume advice.
You gave him the costume advice?
I got punched.
Because Curious Teddy and Big Blue just stood there and laughed at me when I got dry hump?
By that alligator mascot.
Look, it's because we're losers, Nick.
We don't know when to quit.
You're wrong.
It's because we're fools.
And we don't care if people laugh at us when things go wrong.
They love the characters we play, no matter how stupid they are.
And they love it even more when we screw up.
We make them laugh.
And that, my friend, is an opportunity.
And a gift.
Okay, no one can know you're living in the shed.
No one.
Hey, Alice.
Nick's gonna live in our shed and dad doesn't want mom to know about it.
100 bucks.
Each.
No way.
With an open door to renegotiate.
If we start feeling the heat.
I'll pay you back.
Yeah, you will.
So, do we have a deal?
Fine.
Deal!
Deal!
Come on now.
Come on now.
