I don't know what to do with this.
You can just go back and do the rest.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
That's a great move.
Yeah.
Ha ha ha.
What?
What is that?
Ha ha ha.
She was me.
You're not me.
Come on, come on.
I don't want to be kicked.
I have very bruisable legs.
Oh, I know.
What the heck?
You're not me.
I'm not me.
I'm not me.
I'm not me.
I'm not me.
I'm not me.
I'm not me.
What the heck?
Ha ha ha.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I got it.
I got it.
Ha ha ha ha.
That's not fair.
That's not fair.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I see.
I see.
Yeah, but eventually they fall off the boat.
But it's the sea of love, dear.
They die.
We all love.
It's such a romantic film.
We all love.
We all die.
We all die, folks.
We all die in love.
They know.
They know.
They know.
This is not our car.
Why isn't it our car?
Get in the car.
This is so easy.
Come on, let me touch it.
Things I do.
I was blessed.
It's so big.
I know how you like it.
All we need
is a nice little one bedroom flat
with a nice little kitchen
a nice little bathroom
a nice little bed
fucking all this big room.
That could be one big room.
Maybe we should ask, should we go knock on the door?
Yeah, does anyone know how many rooms that place has?
No one.
It could be two, right?
It could be two large rooms.
We only need one room.
We don't need that car.
We don't need that building.
We're all good.
People think you're not all good.
We want something bigger.
No.
I mean not that.
We're all good, mate.
No.
My flat is...
Again, you keep saying your flat.
My flat.
My flat.
No, you didn't.
This, I don't like this.
My flat.
My flat.
My flat.
Okay, this one's...
It's smaller.
It's got like one less floor.
It's got fucking lions outside.
I don't have time for lions.
I'll take care of the lions.
I'm the man, I take care of the lions.
They're so cute.
No, we don't need lions.
You wanna lie and go to fucking Africa or something, huh?
Oh, okay.
What the fuck?
Go to...
Africa.
Cool.
There's fucking lions right there.
But you're telling me to fucking go to Africa.
Everything that I say
to try and like...
be like, future.
You're like, no, fuck off.
Oh my god.
I'm just saying, we don't need to think about future.
We don't know what's happening to future.
We've got now, and we don't need no lions.
We don't need no house, bungalow, car.
No.
Who said anything about a bungalow?
We have nothing.
Now we have your flat.
That's what we...
We have your...
Your flat.
Your flat.
Your little flat.
My fuck.
You fucking did it again.
Your flat.
With your shower.
And your kitchen.
Calm down, lady.
Calm down who?
Calm down...
lady.
You wanna hold my hand?
Would you like to hold my boob instead?
Would that make you more comfortable?
Would I do that?
There you go.
Let's walk along like this.
Stay there.
Comfortable for you.
You're really, really good with the stuff that we don't need.
Really good.
We'll be talking about this for a while and you can get a big carried away.
I know what you're thinking.
You think it...
You don't have to be calm down.
You're thinking too far in the future.
All the hugs.
Oh my god.
My plans for not fucking thinking about...
I wanna live in a fucking fine and peaceful function.
Why not?
With a fancy ass car and a parking lot and a cage or something.
We don't like...
Oh my god.
I know what...
I know what you like and is...
I...
I just think...
that we're here.
Can you talk without demonstrating with your hands?
Maybe.
You're not?
It's convenient.
What?
I'm sorry, the geese upsetting you.
Fuck me, you're easily distracted.
It's been nearly a year.
Yeah, that's the thing.
It hasn't even been a year.
When my mum and dad were dating,
they were like,
three or four years to talk about...
Oh, they didn't.
They didn't.
Your parents were there too.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, what?
Listen. Listen.
Why did you keep looking at the fucking geese?
Now you're taking a dump in the middle of the street.
Would you like to be more relaxed?
Oh, you're ready now.
Freaking god.
I'm excited for what you have to say.
I'm so excited.
Be excited.
All I'm saying...
I'm bored.
I'm just fucking walking.
You take it really well.
And I get bored easily,
and I'm very easily distracted.
Oh, no, I'm looking at the geese.
Look at them moving in a triangle.
That's so cute.
Come on, you love geese.
Fuck me, you're actually looking.
I'm gonna test.
What sort of test is that?
Still playing those stupid little games.
Oh, I'm testing.
She still plays fucking games.
Because...
I was testing you.
Fuck off.
You've been some stupid old
fucking dreamer being like...
I want a mansion,
and a car, and a punk, and a lion.
And some fucking...
You're like, you see that car?
I'm sorry. No, you can't.
I need a fucking car.
You don't get to say,
we've only been together a couple of months,
and I know you.
You don't get to say those two things together.
You get more time,
or you shut the fuck up.
You know what you need?
You need
my credit card taken away.
Because the reason you want all this shit
is because it's like, yeah, you'll get it.
You'll get it. You'll get it.
This is your problem.
You go out with the guy for a few months,
and you immediately think he'll answer to your beck and call.
You say you want something.
Oh, yeah, I'll get it. I'll get it.
No, you don't even get that from.
Where did you get that from?
This is what you're always like.
Stop it! Stop it!
You even did it earlier.
We were just having a nice drink.
Oh, look at that fucking house with four rooms.
Fuck off.
Ah!
Oh, yeah, yeah, now you're quiet.
That's great. That's great.
Do you even care?
Yes, I fucking care, but not when you're being a star.
You're showing me nothing.
All right. Pissed off.
Argument. Fine. Fuck.
All right, you guys.
Okay.
Fuck you, man.
Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you?
You're a fucking mean bastard.
That is all you are right now.
You push me to this point,
and then you're like, oh, oh, shit.
Now she's got...
Why does that have to get to this point?
All I was saying was
you need to calm down a bitch, take it one step at a time
and don't think too much into the future,
because it won't...
That's all I was saying.
Just walk off.
What good is that to you?
Fuck.
Fucking big shot with your credit card.
She wants me to buy her more shit
so she can pick her up.
Shut the fuck up talking to other people.
They don't care.
They don't care.
You're so stuck up in your own arse
to self-send a little bitch.
You can't even... You fuck off.
You fuck off.
You wanted everything in the world
and expected me to fucking pay for it
and give it to you like that.
And it's not like you are just
like the worst boyfriend ever.
Like this and this.
You don't even care.
I don't fucking walk off now.
Don't walk away from me.
Oi!
Get the...
Get out of here!
Yeah.
What are you doing right now?
Want me to have a drink?
I'll see you in half an hour.
I'll be right back.
