Ladies and gentlemen, the Champagne Champion.
Oh no, this is a feast of the jokes, no, let's do it, turn it off, turn it off.
Camera action, boom.
Go.
Hello dad, this is your favourite son.
I was just kidding, I don't even have favourites, of course.
I just want to wish you a happy birthday,
and I wish you many more great and blessed and prosperous years.
Music
It's a candy
I can feel it when you walk
Even when you talk, it takes over me
It's a candy
I wanna know
Can you feel it too?
Just like I do
This stuff is starting now
It's the same feeling
I always seem to get a wrong girl
There's no mistaking
I'm clearly taken
But that's simple, dear, fuck up, yeah
This stuff is starting now
This stuff is starting now
This stuff is starting now
My eyes roll in my head
I toss and turn in my bed
In the morning when I think about, yeah
Yes, I do
Simply put, you're the reason why
Even though I will shine
I attend to my best for you
And me, I do
Just for you
Cause you affect me
Passionate me
I thank heaven for the things that is like candy
To me
So sweet
Sweet
It's a candy
You're taking my appetite
But it's alright
It's a candy
Yeah, it's all chocolate
Look real nice
It's a candy
You're giving me a heart attack
It's a candy
