The iPhone SE is a remarkable piece of engineering. It has double the speed, exactly how our revenues
will be after we sell it to all of you waiting in line.
We're selling you the same phone from 2013 to 2016 without you even noticing.
We know you won't buy the 16GB battery, it's not in space.
And we can't get that to be so easy, we can't get it.
We've all packed the same old 1.2 megapixel camera, slow and old touch ID, I know 3D touch.
Oh, we're one more thing, it's much more easy to get.
We have made the battery much better than the 5S. How much?
We are proud to know that people keep buying whatever you put an Apple logo on, just like our iPhone.
The iPhone, okay, wait, I'm smiling. Okay, okay, I'm trying, okay.
The iPhone SE is a remarkable model. It has double the speed.
The iPhone SE is a remarkable piece of engineering.
Wait, I don't get the captain.
The iPhone SE is a remarkable piece of engineering.
The iPhone SE, what is it? The iPhone 6E, what is it, 6E?
Wait, what? We are selling you the same phone from 2013 and 2016.
That's real magic, people. It's pink. Oh, without you, you're not pink.
We are selling you the same phone from 2013 and 2016.
And that's real, oh my, and that's without your even...
We are selling you the same phone from 2013 and 2016.
We know you won't buy the 6CG version. There's no space.
But we won't, nah, can't give you more space. Easy.
No, I actually forgot what I was going to say.
Wait, what was the first thing to get on TV, guys? There's no...
God, oh my...
Oh, no 3G touch. One more thing.
