The Brainchild of Tim McGraw and Faith Hill, or McGrill, has previously featured on The
O'Reilly Factor.
Oh yeah, this will go over real well in the 21st century.
At least on material.
I wonder if the second film in the series is Can't Live With Them, Can't Live Without
Them.
The Trouble With Me, by Calvin Klein.
This film is pretty welcome.
Oh my god, I hate this film already.
This radio isn't working.
I tell you, the trouble with women is that you have to mansplain stuff too.
I use my control to beat a douchebag.
Was wondering how long it would be before he mentions sweeping.
You're fired.
It's to my hotel room.
I might have to inspect your bearings first, if you know what I mean.
I'll be with you in just a minute.
I'll be back later to go over this with you, Betty.
In the meantime, do the best you can.
Which is terrible, so just sit.
Follow me, please.
You need to bring these grades up, Jan.
Just have a seat here.
I'll be back shortly.
Are they just handed out lab coats to anybody?
Oh thank god you're a guy.
What's on your mind?
Bearings inspector.
Just look at that record.
Okay, now Walt, you've had your little joke.
Give her to somebody else.
I ask for a man.
Everyone's entitled to their preference.
We don't have a man with her qualifications.
You see, she has a vagina.
You treat her right.
She might make you a darn good employee.
What do you mean treat her right?
Get that chip off your shoulder.
Stop being a douche.
Betty has a Christian mingle profile.
You've got a lot of women in your department.
What's wrong with one more?
Oh, he's a Mormon.
No, but I bet you're going to tell me about it.
Accurate, quick to catch mistakes.
A lot of patience.
Yeah, yeah, but that comes out of books.
I don't read.
We go to the bathroom in pairs.
Long story.
Come on now, tell me, what does happen?
Maybe I've been missing four.
By a woman.
Myrtle Malloy.
Remember?
As per her qualifications,
I've signed her to an inspection bench.
Via head and man cam.
In a matter of days, that bench
looked more like her dressing table.
Her underwear was hanging over her shower rod.
On the day when...
Joe, will you take your stuff back to table nine?
That'll be your bench for the time being.
Okay, chief.
Stop wearing that shirt.
Myrtle, we're moving you to table number 10.
Is something wrong, Mr. Bradshaw?
No, nothing's wrong.
We just need this space for something else.
Preferably a man.
It's been a nice place to work.
The light's good here and it's nicely situated
right in the middle of things.
I just began to feel at home.
Well, I'm sorry, Myrtle, but...
Stop making sense.
It had to be your work area for the time being.
You mean there's libel to be another change?
There's always that possibility.
I hate the idea of possibility.
The emotions we're in toyed with.
No trouble at all.
Tell him what you want and he does it.
But with Myrtle, a little move is a big production.
Because she works in production.
Now, wait a minute.
You ask me, now let me tell you.
Here's another problem.
There's only Virginia Slim's in the cigarette machine.
Only this guy would have been able to come out of the closet.
Well, Mr. Bradshaw,
I wanted to tell you that the date is set for my marriage.
I'll be leaving soon.
Men don't get married.
Well, I told you about it six months ago.
We were only waiting till we could find a place to live.
Six months ago.
Women get married to men.
Men get married to toasters.
Well, the end of next week.
That really put us in a bind around here.
It takes time to break in a relief, girl.
Emphasis on break.
Why didn't you say something?
I didn't realize you were getting married right away.
What about my feelings?
But I really thought you knew.
We've all been talking about it.
You know women.
Okay, Brad.
But how many blushing brides do you have?
Besides, what's all this got to do with Dolly,
the new girl?
She's already married.
She's a qualified bearings inspector.
You know what I was doing when this new girl
came in a few minutes ago?
I was trying to cope with one of the biggest
problems of all.
A blind.
It comes under the general heading of absenteeism
among women employees.
Why do they always avoid me?
Today I spent an hour and a half
teaching one of our girls what she needed to know
in order to start on the oscilloscope today.
If we still had children work,
this would be a problem.
So I had to use somebody else.
I don't think the girl we got on it now
ever pick it up.
So I'll probably have to find somebody else.
Yeah, that's how business works.
All these things you've been talking about
are ridiculous.
Absenteeism.
Aren't they really just a part of life?
Part of a woman's life, maybe.
Whoa, he lit up when he said that, didn't he?
A couple days when there were all men
in my department and we didn't have
these problems.
There were no closets to hide in.
Look, Brad.
You've got a new bearings inspector
who happens to be a woman.
You need someone and there isn't
a man available.
So suck on that, Brad.
Whether the gal adds up to trouble
is pretty much up to you.
Supervisor is a
goddamn commie liberal.
Hey, asshole.
Hey, bitch.
Hidden emasculated man-cam.
He's never gotten laid.
He's an asshole. He needs to come out of the closet.
He has a hamster penis.
He's his mother.
