Oh, no, oh, you know what, I got this dog stuck up my rear end, oh no, oh, oh, there it
goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
It must have been, it must have been, it must have been a happy time, time, it must have been,
it must have been, it must have been a happy time, time, the sun would shine, the candy bars,
Kool-Aid flowing like wine
The comic books
The TV shows
The bubblegum
The kitty cat
I was a time traveler
Listening to the heavenly laughter
Lori was always with me
Ever after
shit
I said my hearing aid doesn't work
What do i do what she goes
what's your name what
Anything's like that just to annoy people
My name is Randy McMillan
And I was born in Santa Monica, California
And I'm a name of California
Cisco kid
My grandmother on my dad's side wrote scripts for shows like Death Valley Days
on the 2nd to the youngest in the family and my youngest brother is teaching
college on the other side of the United States. I don't know exactly where but
he's the only one that actually came out decent of all of all our brothers and
sisters. He didn't go to jail or anything like that. You know, parents were married
for over 50 years. They celebrated their 50th anniversary almost 10 years ago. I
think they've been married 60 years. I guess they weren't very good parents but
I turned out okay. My dad just like he's like using the belt. They're not hitting
you on the butt. He hit it in the back of the legs and that hurts the most.
I don't learn when I tell you to do something. You do it. Alright, you know.
Please, Paul, please.
I don't learn to be responsible, boy.
The kids nowadays they don't get punished so they get away with it whenever they can.
So they now they have all these kids that are killing people and I think if they
had discipline they probably wouldn't be killing people. They'd probably be better
citizens. I guess I'm the most creative person in the family. I like to draw and
write and do anything that's creative, you know, and unusual like to do
unusual things. When I was in the fifth and sixth grade I would like do my
homework really fast. Then I'd draw something really really do some word
word art project or draw something. The teacher says, well can you teach this to
the class? So I wound up teaching art when I was in elementary school. I was an
art teacher in elementary school and taught people how to draw things and how
to use shadows and all that. This is my Ozzy Osborn picture that I did in 3D.
I was trying to learn how to do 3D artwork too. So I did that and I did 3D. This is the
six of the red and blue glasses. You put it on and you got this nice 3D effect.
At what age did you start drawing it? Yeah, I was about 22 I think it was. Yeah.
I had a girlfriend that had a, we had a kid and she left her some
gambler guy. They were driving to Vegas and they got killed by a truck that hit
them head on. They told me, yeah, they told me that she died and the first thing
I did I jumped up and started going, all right, yahoo! All right, great, I'm happy to hear that.
That girl just basically ruined my life, you know, totally, just totally ruined it.
She was like into speed and all that stuff and not gambling speed and she
just like wasted all my, she's taking all my money just throwing away on drugs and
gambling. Any questions? Yeah, I went down her grave to pee on it, which I did that, you know.
I couldn't find her the grave because I wasn't marked then. It was in a fresh grave.
So I'm like stepping all these new graves until I could find the one that
trembled beneath my feet and that wasn't, you know, I found like this has got to be
it, you know. So I went there and peed on her grave just to show her how much I didn't like her.
And so my kid was in a, he was in a foster home. They took away my rights and I
haven't seen him in 18 or 19 years. He's like 24, 25 now. Last time I saw him he was 5 years old.
I'd like to see him find out how he came out, if he grew up okay, because I don't know how he grew up.
You know, because I know foster homes are pretty tough and all that. You know, I've missed seeing him.
It's really sad that, you know, when I think about it sometimes and I never got to see him after, you know,
age 5. So I haven't seen him almost 20 years. That's kind of a sad thing to have to go through.
And sometimes I try to, I try to find him, but I never get anywhere. So I'm just, well,
I don't know if I'll ever see him again or not, but after that I figure I'm like,
we're not never going to have kids again. So I'm not having anywhere kids.
It was just a really bad experience. You know, I have a girl, Val. She's a good friend,
best friend I had. She's a really good friend. I really love her, really very love her very much.
And she loves me, I guess. I don't know, because she's always got me to eat good.
She gives me vitamins and stuff. And she calls almost every day to make sure I'm okay.
She took me to my first Alice Cooper concert, which was great within Hollywood that I had
for the Millennium New Year's Eve concert. And I figured, okay, I'm alive at the year 2000,
because I was really depressed before that. And growing up I just planned on killing myself
on New Year's Eve, the year 2000. That's what I wanted to do. But when Val came around,
both that changed. And instead of killing myself on New Year's Eve, year 2000,
we went to the Alice Cooper's New Year's Eve party for the year 2000.
So the Millennium I spent with her going to Alice Cooper's big party, that was really, really fun.
I enjoyed doing that. She won't leave me for nothing, so I keep her around. She's good to have around.
I've been through some hard, but I'm feeling so much better.
And I'm standing in your yard. I could be there forever.
And I know if you saw me now, you would be much perplexed. And I know if you saw me now,
your mind would be contorted, but I love you.
I think I worth more than five dollars.
That was easy.
And I know if you saw me now, you would be quite perplexed. And I know if you saw me now,
your mind would be contorted, but I love you.
Thank you.
