Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Brooks Davis and as many of you know, I happen to
make all the videos for the upperclassmen shows like the one you're about to see tonight.
Now in keeping with the current social climate out there, the upperclassmen vow to make this
year's show a holiday spectacular for everybody and I gotta admit, I took it upon myself to
make sure that this year's intro was as diverse as possible and could be reached by the biggest
audience out there and I gotta admit, I think I did a pretty good job with that.
So without further ado, enjoy tonight's show.
We really need to get a little more diverse here, let me ask, are you Jewish?
No.
Okay.
Circumcised?
Yeah.
Close enough.
Hold this.
And okay.
Cut.
Okay.
Take two.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Cut, cut, cut, cut.
Listen Bob, I know you've got the whole Latino thing going for you, but you need that, but
I need you to really Mexican it up a bit, let me think, I got it, hold on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys, guys, I'm a little concerned with the lack of African-American
people in this whole intro, so.
Oh, no.
We're going to make ones up.
Okay, this intro needs a little more time.
A lot more diversity, namely estrogen, so it needs you to be a female, and if you don't
mind, if you could be like a transgender or something because they're in the headlines
and really need their support too, wait.
And Fernando, you already got a Mexican in the group, so I'm going to need you to be
a muzzle, because God knows they need all the positive role models that get it right
there.
You know, it needs something else.
That's a holiday.
