This is a very important lunch stop calling we are never hanging out
versus hey sorry I'm late don't worry about it I'm just happy to be here well
all of us at Super Villains Incorporated are huge fans of your bank
heist we think it's time you got bumped up in the big leagues I mean who robs
banks anymore that's what I'm talking about I'm all about the classic villainy
oh god you remind me of me before I traded my mask for this job you were a
super villain you ever hear of the Atlantis incident yes that was me oh
I heard you fought a shark two sharks genetically modified man-eaters the
second was easier because I was able to beat it to death with a carcass the
first I love you hi guys I'm Monique I'll be taking care of you tonight here
is a mini son I'll be back in a few to take your order so let me tell you a
little bit about what it is I do I am your point guy in all Super Villain
business you need anything you come to me on top of that I bring you jobs the
organization thinks you're right for kidnapping stealing secret government
weapons knocking over lemonade stands you get the drill lemonade stand that
last was a joke I like the joke anyway the point is that you have been marked
for greatness we really want you to be the face of modern villain yeah sounds
great thought you'd like that now I bet you're sitting there wondering who is
this guy why should I trust him in my career I'm gonna tell you first of all
I've worked with all the greats red menace snake man man snake bad brothers
oh my god I love the bad brothers they still with you no they shot me in the
gut and left me to die in the desert oh I really miss those guys what are they
up to now well after I got out of the desert I tracked him down to return the
favor so and then I went straight to a hospital and I got myself patched up
because if you don't have your health right incredible second thing about me
your secret identity is absolutely safe because I am 100% face-blind what does
that mean exactly I can't tell people apart some other reasons I got into the
costume violence business masks I can identify people not so much full
disclosure took an RPG to the back of the head in my military days you got hit
with a rocket in the back of the head and survive well yeah I did get knocked
out though I woke up boom face-blind excuse me for a moment I need to make
piss do you think I am back from pissing but that was obvious so probably
didn't need to mention it hello I'm your all new waiter Brad I need questions
where's Monica she drowned brutal all right this is the best moment of my
life talk to me about these muscles what kind of sauce they it's a white wine
sauce am I done now why do you care around a fake mustache for moments like
these obviously Brad's a weird dude so if you're good with all this we can move
forward yes absolutely finally I'm getting the respect I deserve okay so as
soon as you sell your guild debt we'll get started that's 20% of your take
from the bank job plus your annual membership 20% plus your annual
membership and spend all your money on death rays of curiosity what happens if
I don't pay it's a credit thing nah we send a super villain hit squad to kill
you used to call them death squads but you know people are so PC these days you
want to split some calamari be right back you have to pee again okay you gotta
talk to a doctor cuz that ain't right okay I'll be right here
oh so not an exit man I gotta get that money Brad man I'm gonna get money
huh 20% plus that
