["Instrumental Music plays throughout the video"]
Well, howdy, howdy, howdy, cowboys and cowgirls, I'm just practicing some of my fancy roping
here.
I bet y'all are wondering what happened to our heroes, Wild West Wilbanks and Desperado
Dave.
Well, now let's see, where'd we leave off?
Oh, I know, they had run into these fellers, Little Horse and Zero, and boy howdy were
they a heap of help and set them right off on the way to Root Beer Flats.
You know Wild West, this place is giving me the creeps, I don't know about this.
I agree with you Dave, the only problem is Dead Man's Pass is going to be the quickest
way to get there, looks like they're about a day ahead of us.
You know what I like best about Root Beer Flats?
What's that Desperado?
All the Root Beer I could drink, man, I could drink me a gallon up.
Careful there Desperado, that's a lot of carbonation to be bottled up while one false
move.
To me a push, take cover Dave, where in the world, where'd them shots come from?
Somewhere over yonder, up high, that, that, that Rascals got us pinned down.
Hang on there Dave, what did you hear when he fired?
Better yet, what didn't you hear?
You know, I, I never heard a shot.
Right Dave, that sure not heroes he's firing.
Jelly beans, that can only mean one thing Dave, we're up against Bullseye Zach, a sweet
tooth kid.
I'm not a kid, he's a Mike Touchy, I wonder why.
You see I went to high school with him, Coyote Canyon High, we were the yipping prairie dogs.
Worst mascot ever, I could have picked one a ton better.
What's up there Zach, I'm the one telling this here story.
Anyway Dave, back in the day, Zach, he always wanted to be the big shot.
Next, hold on there partner, you're just tall enough.
Come on through the house.
I believe you're too short to ride this ride, oh man come on, it's a sunny ride.
That sign was fraudulent, it was rigged, bottom line, Zach is short, short in height, short
in patience, short in kindness, and especially short in temper, I ain't short, y'all just
got legs that are too long.
Yow, peppermint, he's moved up to hard candy now.
This has gone on long enough Zach, come on down out of that tree.
Why should I you long legged do-gooder, well I need to talk some sense into ya.
No way you're taking me in high britches, I just knocked over a candy store my way over
and I'm loaded and sitting free.
Well, I guess they were right, he's not coming down.
Yep, they sure were.
Right, about what?
Everybody says you're a regular double barrel braggart, full of hot air.
You're a little short on aim there Zach, why don't you get your cotton candy yourself
down out of that tree or you're too scared.
I ain't scared, I'm the best shot in the world, I'm better than you tumbleweeds at
everything, everything.
Yeah, whatever kid, we believe ya.
Pick your poison!
Where's my family place to settle in?
Get it Zach, get it Zach!
Is that a bitch?
It's out of a cat.
I won't get it.
You know, now what?
What the?
I don't know.
You're more decent.
I don't need her.
Wrong plan.
Uh, got to know it.
I wanted a lot of stuff.
And I...
Disqualification.
Rock, paper, scissors, scissors.
Oh, paper, beads, rock.
Hey, guys, you having a heap of fun?
I sure am.
Alright, Zach.
Playtime is over.
You're slingshotting, it's my six-year.
Oh.
No, I lost.
I can't believe I lost.
I can't believe I'm not the best. I'm supposed to be the best.
Why is that so important to you?
Because if I'm the best, then there's a reason to have me around.
And if I'm not the best, then why would anyone want to be my friend?
Being a friend ain't about what you can do for somebody, Zach.
Why do you think we put up with all that nonsense, Zach?
Why we let you beat us in all those games?
Wanting to get to know you.
You're an alright guy if you can get past all that bragging.
You guys really think so?
The bully boys only kept me around because I was such a good shot,
but now they're probably making fun of me.
Well, you know what? I aim to put the bully boys behind bars,
so they won't be ganging up on nobody.
Whoa! Hold on.
You're going to take me in too on account of me robbing a candy store?
You know that does present a problem, Zach.
How do you reckon we should resolve it?
Well, we can't give the candy back on account I shot it all.
Or it was all laid up.
Okay, I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do.
I'm going to go back to the candy store, pay him back twice what I owe him,
and I'll even help around the store.
And I'll even help you guys find the bully boys.
Well, that might get you in a heap of trouble, boy.
I don't care. You guys are my friends, and I just want to help you out.
Thank you, Zach. You're doing the right thing.
