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Welcome.
Te mira a la derecha. The only show puede carer and hold mile. The whole thing.
So this week Charlie and I are in beautiful Barcelona.
There's some interesting architecture, palm trees and skinny little streets.
Fat street vendors on them.
So sit back, relax.
Come una plata pequeña. Go on a lovely day trip with your mom and then leave her there.
You're awful. But remember.
Hello, remember.
Oh, be enough to keep my mind off you.
A million everybody doesn't last too long.
The senior says I hear your voice in every network.
Sit kind or cast a stroke.
The song.
This is Andy and Charlie.
There are two college students who always dreamt of visiting Barcelona.
So naturally they jumped at the opportunity to stay at an uninspired youth hostel in the city.
Squeezed in between a restaurant specializing in paella.
And a strip club specializing in paella.
Andy's habitual careless actions tend to lead him into trouble.
But his thirst to live life to the fullest, like that time he ate a quarter because the closest thing to a wallet that he owned was his colon,
drives his lifestyle every day.
During his stay in Barcelona, he hoped to learn much about the art of photography.
Charlie preferred to live more cautiously.
Making the trip to Barcelona was the craziest thing he had done since.
The whole vineyard and then all those orphans.
He's just so boring.
Back home he enjoyed a quiet life, a steady job and an ever-growing stack of Kenny G albums.
During his trip, however, he hoped to learn much about the art of photography.
Hola.
Hello.
Good.
We're in Barcelona right now.
The capital of the Catalan region in Spain.
The city here started actually as a Roman town.
It was founded about 2,000 years ago when the Romans settled here when they were trying to conquer everything that they touched.
Oh, that thing.
That whole everything we touched conquered.
Then it became Barcelona a while later.
A bit later.
The official language of the region is Catalan.
Which is not the same as Spanish as I found out.
Or French.
Certainly French.
You know what, it's definitely not English.
So that helps me none.
Spanish doesn't help you with Catalan.
It doesn't at all.
It does look like they just kind of mash together Spanish and English and French.
I have a friend from Barcelona, so if he gets really insulted by this.
If he sees this video and is just like...
I don't have anything else to say.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Andy and I are about to tell you a little bit about L'Arc de Triomphe.
She's right.
What does she tell you?
There.
Psych.
It is L'Arc de Triomphe, but it's the one in Barcelona.
Wrong one.
Actually, I'm pretty sure this one came before the one in Paris.
And yet it's still less popular.
Andy and I are having lunch.
Right now in Barcelona and we are going to try some traditional wine from the region
called Cava.
I'll try it.
Cheers.
It's fantastic.
It is very good.
It's fruity and a little bit sour and very sparkly.
Notes of carbonate.
It's almost like a cider.
It's that sweet.
It's a very sweet wine.
Sprite.
The sprite of the wine world.
I'm going to get so much crap for that.
Right now Andy and I are walking down La Rambla in Barcelona, which is kind of the main
sort of street around here.
It's about a mile long and it stretches from the Plaza de Catalunya all the way down to
the coast.
And it's a nice wide boulevard with some trees, some shops.
It's pretty nice.
Sectionated.
There are sections to it.
We just passed by a flower section.
There is a bird section.
You can buy a bird on the street.
Or a hedgehog.
That's your standard section.
There's also a section called the Boqueria, which is kind of an open-air market area where
you can get some fresh veggies or some mates.
And actually right now, maybe you can hear the fake birds, but we are in the bird buying
section.
Pardon me.
Low Siento.
Low.
Very low Siento.
Supposed to be high Siento.
I wanted to talk about the stupid toy salesman.
Do it.
I hate the stupid toy salesman.
So there's like 300 of these toy salesmen and they all sell like the cheapest, junkiest
thing they can find.
This toy is something that looks like you have to put it in your larynx to make it work.
I don't even know what it is.
It's just like they make noises with their mouth.
They wouldn't normally be able to make.
It looks like it's a toy that you need a surgical operation to get.
Gross.
So is that it?
Yeah.
I mean, you got the Piaia line in there, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's my favorite.
That's probably the best one.
Really, really A plus.
So what do you want to do all this gaudy footage?
I don't know, save for the sequel.
Well, there's no way we're getting a sequel.
This movie is going to be like sits for movie theaters.
Play it now.
Hola.
Bienvenido la Segreta Familia in Barcelona, España, which may be the most notable site
in all of Barcelona.
It's their Eiffel Tower.
Basically.
Or, you know, other monument.
I couldn't think of any more.
That's bad.
And it is by the famed Barcelona architect named Anthony Gaudi.
And it was actually never finished.
He got hit by a tramp.
It's slated to be finished in the year 2026 to mark the 100th anniversary of Gaudi's death.
He got hit by a tramp.
This is a rare, rare moment where Andy and I actually waited in line and paid to go inside.
We never waited in line.
We never do those things.
But it was well worth it because this is what it looks like.
And they learned much about the art of photography.
You guys get it?
It's Vicky Cristina Barcelona.
Because it's got Barcelona in the title.
