I'm LJ, a time tripper, and this is Cambod, my robotic camera sidekick.
And together we time-trip through history and beyond.
But just remember the rules of time-tripping, folks.
Don't mess with the natives and leave stuff like you found.
Hey Cambod, can you hand me a screwdriver?
Not that kind of screwdriver.
So strong. With vitamin C.
I was talking about this kind of screwdriver.
This screwdriver, that's a tool.
You know, I wonder, what was the first tool?
Was it the screwdriver? Was it the hammer or the axe?
I have an idea.
That's right, strap on your tool bells, because we're tripping back to learn the origin of tools.
Very first man and woman.
Beaver!
Very attractive woman too, huh?
With a spear, it's a kind of tool, so let's tool on over and see what's going on.
Hi! Hi, I'm LJ. Nice to meet you.
That is a nice tool you have there. Is that a spear?
This cock cock.
Cock cock. Cock cock.
Seriously, I'd take a look at cock cock.
Just wanted to take a closer look.
Got that now. Thanks.
Oh!
Strong woman.
Can bot. Thanks, buddy.
Ah, you don't like that.
Call that a cock cock.
Yeah, that's a straw, you don't really need.
You know, it's fine.
LJ, this Milton. Milton, this LJ.
Hey, Milton. Oh, look at that, you shouldn't have.
Oh, hi, Clara.
She's a little possessive, isn't she?
Swamp gases.
See, Milton wear beaver.
Meaning six more, then LJ, then...
What Clara do?
Clara work, Clara hot, so Clara strip.
Hair make hot.
Clara snip hair, then no more hot.
What do you want Clara look like, cave boy?
Here, these keep cool.
They call furbies.
They for your things.
These is called boobs.
Yes, they for boobs.
Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing you in the furbies.
They look really nice.
Oh, I didn't...
Can bot.
Nice day, huh?
Day dumb.
Yeah, the day's dumb.
Stupid, stupid day.
I think your hair...
Beaver!
What you say before?
Oh, your hair. I don't think you should cut it.
It looks nice long.
Have I told you I'm a time traveler?
What?
Me have beaver suits!
Me have beaver suits!
Me have beaver suits!
Me have beaver suits!
Me have beaver suits!
You want to see my time machine?
Huh?
Today, we learned all about tools and where they came from.
But the most important tool of all is this one, right?
Oh.
I mean, the one in between years.
The brain.
Clara, no care.
Words dumb.
Action good.
Put more chicken in the oven.
Or a butt.
LJ.
I should get a fur coat.
