There's one obstacle still left between Kabir and Riya.
Part speech.
Okay, so I was trying to run away from you, but that didn't happen.
I presume whoever has a best friend unfriend them today.
Because you don't want to fucking sit here and stand and give a speech.
Easy, easy.
Today as I deliver this speech, I'm sure quite a few people are nervous.
One being myself. Secondly, Kabir, because he thinks only bad things are going to be said about him.
Thirdly, his mother, who was quite sweet enough to ask me to give a speech.
But at three conditions. First, she had to proofread the script.
Second, that I stick to the script.
And third, I'm allowed only one drink.
Well, now that the mic is in my hand, you can all hope for the best.
And I've already had four large drinks. So good luck.
I honestly think, though, Kabir wasn't ready for this marriage.
And I think he was asked to grow a pair and ask her to marry him.
Although I think not a lot might change except the fact that her wardrobe might move into his apartment forever.
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your hands, give a toast.
Glasses.
To the lovely couple.
Oh, I want something just like this.
I want something just like this.
To the lovely couple.
To the lovely couple.
To the lovely couple.
To the lovely couple.
To the lovely couple.
To the lovely couple.
You know, Kabir, I hate you sometimes and I love you.
But just be yourself because you're amazing and you know, you can be a pain in the ass.
But it's like, it's a weird relationship to be shared.
And like, I think a couple of our friends mentioned during the toast also.
Or even otherwise, they always say that, you know, you'll never see you guys as married, even though you're married today.
Because it's just amazing the way you guys are.
And I think, I think that is a compliment because I feel like we're different and he makes that happen as well.
So I'm glad.
So yeah, I love you.
I know you don't want to say I love you, but I'm going to say I love you.
And I know you know it and you feel it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
