Up next, the UFO cookbook case of Alien Picnic.
Today on UFO Cookbook, who says picnics are just for earthlings, we'll check out Paloma
Vallejo and her alien picnicking snack shop.
Hello Paloma Vallejo Snack Shop, yes, you today we have a tournament draw, how many, when
you get here, how many people, okay, okay, bye bye.
But UFO believers in Brazil have the real deal.
Three years ago, extraterrestrials descended on the obscure southern Brazilian rural city
of Marginia.
Brazilian eupholagos, as the believers are known here, say it all started when they first
saw one ET being interrogated by firemen near a forest.
A second ET was later seen huddled against a park bench.
As a result, this rural town, usually known for its cacao, has been besieged by UFO believers
and journalists from all over the world.
Paloma Vallejo is one of a trio of young Brazilian entrepreneurs who actually met the ET's.
It's a pleasure to meet you Paloma Vallejo.
It's amazing that your snack shop runs 24-7, that is really great.
Yes, first it was just going to be a snack bar for, for what, it was just going to be
just open for lunch, because that's when I thought UFO believers in ET's would be hungry,
but these people, they eat all the time, they, you know, that's why it's open all the time
now.
24-7.
That is great.
Yes, and I, I love the fact that each given day you have a specific sandwich.
That's right, it works out easier, because then all you have to do is, you know, put
on jelly, tuna trout, salmon, sneakers, whatever, yeah.
So today, today's sandwich is tuna and crab.
That's right.
And it's so good, it's great.
That's, that's my favorite.
That's my favorite.
Yeah?
And snowpups.
And snowpups.
Oh, by the way, that's who this is.
Snowpups?
Yes, have you met my dog?
No, I haven't met your dog, snowpups.
That's honey snowpup.
Hi, honey snowpups.
She's a good girl.
So she, she was there when you met the aliens?
Yes, she was there.
She's very aggressive sometimes.
Sometimes.
Yes, she was there, and she saw the aliens, and you know, she's alright, but sometimes
I wonder, do you need therapies, honey snowpups?
You got scared when you first saw the aliens?
What did she do when she saw them?
Well, you know, she ran and ran.
We were out walking near the woods, near our home, and she just stuck with this.
Well, how did you react when you saw them?
Oh, you know, I was, at first I was kind of scared because they weren't pretty.
They didn't have mouths.
They didn't have mouths?
No, they just didn't.
They didn't have mouths.
Yeah?
Then how did they eat?
Oh, well, I didn't watch them eat at first.
At first I was just being counter with them, but they didn't have mouths.
Wow.
How did you know they enjoyed your food?
Because it was cold.
Okay.
But honey snowpups is really good because we were out walking, like I told you, and she
ran faster and faster to the distance, and then she found them.
She was out there playing with two of them.
Wow.
And so then I went up to them, and I was scared because they didn't look like models or nothing.
And so I just thought, what is this?
And she was fine.
She had no problems with them.
And it's just the most amazing thing is that it just treats me like I was family or something.
Really?
No.
No.
You know, it was beautiful the way they reached out to me.
They were so kind.
I would like to be more like them.
That's why you made the snack shop as kind of like a tribute to them.
Exactly.
It was a tribute to them.
You know, when they come back.
So they come back?
Well, have they come back?
Yes.
No, no.
They have come back.
And so they can come to the snack shop whenever.
That's why your place is open 24-7.
Exactly.
Because people get hungry.
Yes, ETs.
I want them to come back.
Okay.
Yeah.
So what's your best seller at the snack shop?
We sell mostly sandwiches.
You know, it's all the same for humans, dogs, cats, chickens, aliens.
It's all the same menu.
It's all the same.
Uh-huh.
They all eat the same thing.
That's right.
Uh-huh.
Especially honey snow cobs.
So she was with you, huh?
Yes, she was.
Uh-huh.
We were walking, you know, in the woods near our house.
And usually she'll stay right by me.
But she ran off and was running in the distance.
Uh-huh.
And so then I caught up to her.
And I saw her with two of them at first.
I was scared because, you know, they are scary looking.
They don't look like, like, like, models.
Uh-huh.
You know, they don't have models.
They're just scary looking.
The thing that was so impressive was that they reached out to me.
I mean, I don't know if I was on another planet.
I don't know that I'd be able to reach out to these strange beings.
Yeah.
And be so kind to them.
That's really amazing.
It is.
They don't care.
They don't care.
It's not important to them what you look like.
Ah.
Hmm.
So how did Snow Pups react when she saw the aliens?
Oh, that's interesting that you say that.
She was fine.
I mean, she's fine.
She's had no problem with them.
But what did she do?
She just didn't do anything.
Oh, what is this?
I mean, do I get any acquisitions or something?
Just, just go back to the interview.
Okay?
I mean, come on.
Okay.
I get it.
You're talking to me like I'm stupid or something.
No.
I'm stupid.
No, I don't follow you.
Stop faking that you don't know that Snow Pups is an alien.
Snow Pups is an alien?
Yes, she's the alien.
Snow Pups.
You got the secrets?
Yes, she's the alien.
So when you were out walking, you saw Snow Pups.
How did you know that Snow Pups just wasn't a regular dog out walking?
How did you know she was an alien dog?
Because she told me.
She told you?
She can talk to you.
She can talk.
You give her...
Make her talk now.
Give her a tuna trot sandwich and she'll talk.
You have any?
This little bit of tuna trot right here.
She'll talk.
What's she gonna tell me about her alien life?
You should tell me whatever you want.
She can tell you the future.
She can tell me the future.
Wow.
She's not only an alien, she's a psychic alien.
So wait a second.
The alien is inside of Snow Pups.
That's weird.
Snow Pups is the alien.
Snow Pups is the alien.
Just like this.
In this form is the alien.
And somehow Snow Pups talks to you.
She can talk to you.
Give her a tuna trot sandwich and she'll talk to you.
Talk and talk and talk and talk.
What does she talk about?
Anything.
Ask her questions.
Snow Pups.
What can I ask her about?
Snow Pups always is snowing here in Brazil.
Fashion.
Fashion.
Yes.
She doesn't seem to have any clothes on.
She's wearing fur.
Okay.
Okay.
She's pro fur.
And that's why she doesn't wear a collar?
She doesn't need a collar.
She knows who she is.
Oh.
That's neat.
Snow Pups.
Yes.
Snack shop.
Okay.
How many?
Oh.
You are so lucky today.
We have five left.
That's what you want?
Very good.
My dog Snow Pups will be right here.
Bye bye.
According to Snow Pups, this tree is the mother ship.
It is an intergalactic vortex.
It is a vortex.
It is a vortex.
It is a vortex.
It is a vortex.
It is a vortex.
It is a vortex.
It is a vortex.
It is a vortex.
It is a vortex.
It is a vortex.
It is a vortex.
It is a vortex.
It is an intergalactic vortex that can transport any unsuspecting tree-hugger to fantastic out-of-this-world places.
Let's find out.
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So then, why is Snowfab's here? Did she ever tell you? Or does she tell you?
Yeah, she's here on a cooking exploration mission.
A cooking exploration mission? For what? Good food.
Just for good food. Food in general.
It does not always have to be food, but the food I make is good.
So it's like her. She's getting some kind of advanced degree in food or something.
Exactly. Yes.
All around the world or just in the...
Right here in Brazil, mostly.
Ah, so are there other ones like her? Was the other one like her? The other alien?
The other one was.
That was against the park bench?
It was a golden one.
Oh, wow.
...
She just took to me. You know, my hair is black. Her hair is black.
Yeah.
I think she thought she could blend in. You know, she could hide if she had to.
Ah, when do I hair?
Look at that. You don't even notice.
Yeah, that's true.
Well, thank you so much for taking the time to talk to me.
I love the tuna and trout sandwich.
Thank you.
It's great. It's the best recipe.
And I'm so glad that Snowpups must like it too.
Right?
Yes.
Now, did you give her that name or did she come with that name?
Her name is Snowpups.
She told me.
Her alien name or her Brazilian earthling name?
No, no.
Are you translating it for me since I don't speak Portuguese?
The thing is, the way it sounds when she says it to me, it sounds like Snowpups.
It might not really be Snowpups, like the way you hear it.
Yeah.
But she said my name is Snowpups.
Wow.
Snowpups.
It's just the sound. It may not be exact, but I heard Snowpups.
And I had the horny Snowpups because, you know, she's so sweet.
She's the sweetest.
She's the sweetest.
She's the sweetest, best, sweetest, best alien doggy in the world.
Oh, not doggy.
She's an alien.
You could call her a dog.
She's the best alien and doggy.
You could call her a dog.
Kind of a whole wide world.
Her mission partner?
Yeah.
I think went to Paris.
Wow.
So you and her go there and you see, they got these little chips in the brain.
Oh.
The gold is just like that.
Beautiful.
Well, thank you again.
You're welcome.
I really enjoyed visiting you all and it's amazing down here.
I would not have believed that there was snow in Brazil of all places.
Why not?
Because that's not what you think of.
You think of what?
Well, I normally would think of the beach.
Not snow.
But we have everything.
We're in southern Brazil.
We have everything here.
Well, thank you again.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
I hope that works out.
Yeah.
Tina and Trap Planets have had a whistle and they're leaving to prepare.
Enjoy.
Tina and Trap Planets have had a whistle and they're leaving to prepare.
Enjoy.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're in order.
Thank you.
Hello.
Yes.
You say you want ten tuna trowel sandwiches.
I only have five left.
Go back tomorrow.
It's peanut butter and jelly.
No.
Okay.
Well, I can cut the five and make them smaller.
Then you have ten.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
Thank you.
Snowpups also answered the phone.
Oh, wow.
You're an alien, boys.
Yes.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
