Hey, just 5 more minutes, hey, 5 more minutes, good morning, good morning, you were snoring
by the way, uh, yeah, yeah, you were, you were, hey, hey, Robbie, fuck, fuck, yeah, good boy,
Declan Moore, you are a true cut, you will burn in hell, should there be such place for
all eternity, you are a disgusting, cruel terrorist and will be punished if there is any justice.
Hey, what are you gonna say? Want some breakfast? There we go, good boy. I'll be back, all right?
Is that a sangria? Is that taste good? Hey, you have it there?
Are you open? Uh, yeah. Oh, I forgot to flip the, what can I do for you?
I'm having a small dinner party and I'm a little uninspired. For your boss, parents, romantic
meal with your boyfriend, girlfriend? Just some friends, no boyfriend. Perfect. Well,
how about these guys? You're not gonna eat any fresher than this. How's that? These are
our birds. You just killed them. Yeah. Great. I'll take enough for four people. You won't
be disappointed. Actually, I mean, I don't know if you would be interested, but we have
some butchery and cooking classes here. Who's we? Did you open this place with your
girlfriend or boyfriend? Oh, hi, it's just me. No, girlfriend. This is my place. That
will be 15. Perfect. Oh, and here is the brochure of classes, if you want to check that out.
The first one's free. I mean, it doesn't say anything in there, but. Are you Ralphie?
Uh, no. He's my little boy. He's a dog. He's really cute. Thank you. Thank you. Humane
slaughtering practices. What is the humane way to slaughter a pig? You slice the carotid
right along the jaw. They bleed out really quickly. It's, uh, it's painless. You know
that for sure. Seems painless. Well, it sounds humane. Thank you. Sure thing. Ralphie!
Is it time to play? Is it time to play?
Declan Moore, just don't get it to you. You are a murderer and a coward. And let's see
you put in a cage and harvested by asshole with that sandwiches like you. I hope you
get cancer, bowel cancer, and die painfully and slowly while shitting through a tube. I
hope you die in the fucking toilet. We'll be back. Later. Hey, can I help you? Uh,
can I help you? Yeah, right there. Green box. Ralphie? Ralphie!
Ralphie! Ralphie!
Ralphie!
Ralphie!
Oh, hey. I'm sorry about the, uh, how long has it been?
It's been three days. Oh. And, uh, I'm going crazy. Well, um, I'm sure he's gonna try
it out, right? Have you checked his shelters? Yeah, I've checked everywhere. Hey, he's
gonna be okay. I was thinking about the way you were looking at me the other day. When
I was here before, when I left, I mean, I'm not mad or anything. Excuse me? I was actually
wondering, I was actually wondering if you wanted to, and now I feel like it would probably
help take your mind off of things if you came over for dinner with me at my house. Yeah,
yeah, okay. You don't have to, do you think? No, no, no, it's not that, sorry. I, uh,
I, I should have asked you before. I would be delighted to. Can I borrow your pen? Yeah,
sure. How was your morning? Dress cute. I'll see you then.
Uh, you've changed a lot since yesterday. I'm the roommate. Come on in. Michael.
Declan. You were in the shop, about insults. Hi. Hey. Sorry about my brother. He had a
rough day, and I didn't have the heart to kick him out. It sounded funny. Um, this place
is, wow. Uh, I didn't know what to, so, fostering wine, pickles. Perfect. That's exactly what
we need. You look really amazing. So what's for dinner? That's a surprise. So just make
yourself comfortable, and I'll be right back. Fantastic. What do we have here? Granny's
meat pie. I hope you love it, because it's my first attempt. That smells beautiful.
That is a meatless meat pie for you, Michael. So a pie. I'm a vegetarian. Oh, I used to
be. All the pies used to go in college, and then one day, I became a butcher. So, I found
out things happened. What got you interested in... Uh, well, I guess after not eating meat
for so long, I wanted to know what, I mean, if I was going to what I was eating. Yeah,
and to be as responsible about it as possible. You know, unlike factory farming, I just didn't
want my animals to suffer their whole lives and have their best day of evening it all
ends. So now we, uh, I have chickens, rabbits, a goat. Pigeons. Makes sense to me. Michael
has every part. I got the idea from NPR. What? There's nothing, nothing, really. Oh, God.
No, no, no, it's delicious. It's really embarrassing. Really? It's lovely. Michael, I need you to
get the steak nice, please. Oh, oh, oh, oh, look at that. You, uh, you really didn't have
to do this. This looks, it looks really great. I just wanted to make something memorable with
this roasted rack of, here you go. It's not the best quality because after all, your shop
was closed when I went shopping. Oh yeah, what ever happened with that? Did you find your
dog? Uh, no. No, not yet. I, uh, I got engaged right out of college, you know. High school
sweethearts. She was a vegetarian. But, uh, before I moved into the place I'm at now,
I came home and I found my best friend with my, uh, lines talking, uh, with her. And so
I, uh, moved out and on my own to Brooklyn. And, um, when I moved in, when I would leave
my house, I, uh, I'd hear this noise. It was like barely noises whimpering in the neighbor's
bushes. And when I finally looked, it was, uh, it was this little tiny puppy. It was
just tiny and left there shivering and starving. This coat was all mange. And, uh, it took,
uh, it took hours for me to actually get him out of the bushes and then weeks for me to
get him to actually trust me and healthy. And I, uh, I just, I can't believe he's gone.
This is, this is delicious. Don't lose hope because I'm sure he's gonna turn up somewhere.
Should we just tell him? Eva, that story doesn't change anything. Oh, you like this one? Just
stick to the plan.
Man, I, uh, haven't been this full in, I don't even know where I want. Just wait for what's
next. Hope you like bacon for dessert. Wow, look at that. What we have here is-
No, don't tell me. Let me guess.
What is this, blood orange? Half-ripe.
Hmm, what is this in there? There's something bitter. It tastes kind of metallic like, uh,
like iron or something. Beats, maybe? Getting warmer.
But you can eat this? So you cook like this all the time?
Not for me.
Hmm. Oh, that's not bacon.
It's almost bacon.
What is this?
You're the butcher. Seriously, is this a tail? Is that a pig tail?
Seriously, come on, guys.
You probably don't stock this in your shop. You'd have to go to China to help.
Michael.
That's not funny. Eva. Eva, what, what did you do?
Eva, come home. What did you do?
Same thing you do. Same thing you do every day.
We killed an animal. We served it up for your pleasure.
Killed one of your animals and served it up. Don't worry, it was humane, but I'm real quick, just like you said.
Ah!
Good morning.
Hey, buddy.
Good morning.
How strange do I have the words I've ceased to bring a smile from everyone? Does it taste good?
Of friends that you unswalked among? Your troubled young life that made you turn to need of a dad?
I scripted you all who lived. That death itself is freedom forevermore.
Your troubled young life will make you turn to need of a dad.
