It's a Douglas, the creator of the Deadman, the member of Midnight Syndicate, seller of product.
I have no idea. Since I've only done 300 million of people.
The deal is room. This is where you go. Let's make a deal.
Photos.
Magazines, posters.
Whoa, scary. Shaking.
Yes, you are getting sleepy.
These are resin heads. The Witch's dungeon.
Tom Savini. Yes, holding up his book.
Oh, you're not hiding. You're promoting selling.
Oh, I'm the only one. Why would you be in the dealer's room?
Hey, but at least you aren't selling gutter helmet.
The man of the hour. Soon to be 25 years old.
Wait a second.
Yeah, I got a lot of life left.
Good.
Here's a woman that'll give you the point.
There's your point. There you go. There's your point.
I'm wonderful. How are you?
I'm well. Thank you.
Good. Okay. We got that out of the way.
T-shirt, stuffs.
Kids, stuffs. Get them started early and indoctrinate them.
Yeah.
There you go.
McFarlane Press.
They will impress you. Yes.
We try.
We try.
Whoa, what is it?
There you go. The Doctor Who Error Finder.
Yeah, that's one that needs to be updated to include the new series.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Oh, sure.
Well, again.
This is a convention where you can find everything.
From the people who bring you to Cinema Wasteland, the Kishos.
Yes, when I talk about you can get anything at a hoarder convention, I really mean it.
We're not just talking about statues and DVDs and t-shirts and all that.
You can even come to Monster Bash and get gutter helmet.
Okay, now you're saying why are you seeing home improvement stuff at a hoarder convention?
I want to find that also, so Frank, come over here.
Well, Count, I'm glad you came back because even a vampire living in a castle has trouble with the dreaded debris demon.
When you are asleep during the day, he's up on your castle putting in debris in your gutter down spot.
And in the wintertime, when it's cold out there, he's putting ice in there.
Only the gutter helmet can keep the debris demon away from your home.
Okay, it makes sense. I mean, I can't argue with that.
Okay, now seriously. Now, gutter helmet is a nationally known product.
But I'm asking everyone around this convention, and I've been to conventions all over the world,
and I've never seen a home improvement at a hoarder convention.
What inspired you to do this?
Well, Count, everybody has a heart.
Well, you have a castle, the zombies live in caves, and as the sign says, if you have gutters, if you have trees,
and if you have snow, you need gutter helmets. It's the only protection.
And so being the sole home improvement person at a hoarder convention, you own that market.
Well, it's a little tongue-in-cheek. Obviously, it's a serious product.
The gutter helmet's been around. I know you've been around forever, and you will be.
This is good for you to know, especially because the gutter helmet's been around for about 30 years.
It's got a patent to design. It's America's number one and the best gutter helmet protection.
It has a patent to design which resists strong winds, heavy snows, heavy rain, keep the debris out.
Gargoyles.
And this is one of the gargoyles that birds nest in.
But this is of interest to you because it comes with a lifetime guarantee which is transferable.
Now, your lifetime, that means forever.
Well, yeah, but I'm not alive. Are they going to be able to say, well, it's been around forever, but it's not a lot?
No, no.
It's a little bit of a thing on the bottom. We could fix that.
Yeah, fine print.
Fine print.
Okay, let me bottom line it. Are you being successful at doing this at a hoarder convention?
Oh, sure. We do all sorts of conventions.
And everyone lives in a house, and I'm joking with you about the castles,
but everybody has a house, you have problems.
I mean, you come here for relaxation and diversion, but the real horrors are with your home.
And this thing will protect one of them.
And the other big hoarder, and this is a serious thing,
every year there are thousands of people that are injured falling off of ladders,
and we tell them, here, we say, stay off the ladder, because there are thousands that are injured falling off of ladders,
cleaning up useless debris out of their gutters.
Okay.
This thing will take that danger away from you, and allow you to go out and enjoy yourself at a horror festival,
a comic book show, or an arts and crafts show.
So what do you do shows? Do you do comic book shows?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was at the Pittsburgh Arts Festival, and the people came by, and they said to me,
they said, what does it have to do with art?
I said, it's functional art.
And they said, functional?
I said, yeah, the function is to keep you off the ladder.
And to protect you.
And it's true.
You've answered the question, because some people are speculating that you just got the wrong convention.
You're a week late, and you should have been at the other convention last week.
Okay.
Well, there you go.
You can do it.
You can find anything at a horror convention.
Absolutely.
You can find anything at Monster Bash, including gutter helmet.
Okay.
Shilfort.
What's the website?
Oh, go to gutterhelmet.com, and you can put in your zip code, and read about the product,
and put in your zip code.
It'll give you the local factory authorized distributor in the area.
And then he will be there in a flash.
You will save lots of cash, and then you will do the monster match.
And you'll wonder why my wife doesn't want me in the house during the day.
Yeah, I can appreciate that.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, Cap.
Thank you for being with us on Creature Feature.
