How many people did you guys invite?
Uh, 300.
What?
Yep.
Hey, we got the goods!
Well, we're gonna need a shit ton more, apparently.
How could you...
Fuck my...
What happened?
I was joking.
How much is a shit ton in pounds?
Oh, it's like...
Oh, guys!
She's beautiful!
I think you've spelled something wrong.
Oh, wow.
It's amazing.
Thank you.
See, somebody around here appreciates art.
You're an environmental studies major.
How do you not know what pumpkins look like?
Guys, party starts at nine.
Okay?
Since I know very little about this autumn holiday,
I was excited to observe the time-honored traditions
and values surrounding the sacred event.
Abby, these are my friends from painting class.
Greetings, Earthling.
Earthling.
Because I'm in Earthling, and we are on Earth.
All Earthlings being Earthlings together.
Yes, greetings.
Yeah.
It turns out that costumes are an important part of this celebration,
and people get very defensive towards their chosen outfits.
No.
Cool cat.
You know, this is...
These are mouse ears.
Cat ears.
It's a triangle.
I thought we might have some problems, bro.
I'm out of the challenge.
Aren't you dressed as a cat?
But if everyone was a cat, they'd just be a cateween.
I can't...
I'm original.
I found these when I was packing for college.
How could I pass up?
I don't know, I did a lot of research,
and all I found were females in cat costumes for Halloween.
I thought you were a guy at first, to be honest,
because you weren't in a cat costume.
It just makes me confused.
For the most part, however, this holiday really just seems
like an excuse to do one thing.
Throw a party.
Oh, my God.
That girl's in my physics class.
Oh, my God.
You're in physics?
Hey, Brian, how you doing?
Fine, how are you, bro?
I heard you Friday got sent down.
How's that going?
Do you even do any RA stuff around here?
What do you do? That seems like a good job.
No, I've been making sure that people aren't drinking.
Yeah, good work.
Here's to that.
You're 29, right?
Yeah, that's what it says on my ID.
I'm a cool cat, so like, it's a different thing.
And you're a regular cat, so it's great.
Everything's good. You're amazing.
I had to ask her.
Oh, my God.
I was like, what's wrong with you?
Who doesn't even...
I don't know what I was saying, but who are you?
What's up with you?
How can you never talk?
Hey, hey, what's up?
Yo, yo, what the fuck, man?
What is dumb as hell, man?
Dude, I spent like 15 minutes on that. What are you doing?
Yeah, well, I was 15 minutes wasted, all right?
What do you even spell? Creepy?
Did you not know how to read? Creepy.
It's fucking smarty pants. It's spelled Creppy.
That's Mr. Smarty Pants to you.
You gotta use circles.
Because there else is gonna smudge, so...
I love you, bro.
It's so great. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
It's cute.
You're a cool guy. It's cool. I'm out.
I think they were a couple of Martians.
