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Once every 666 years the planets become perfectly aligned allowing us to open a doorway between this world and the next
Almighty Lucifer, Prince of the Darkness, bring her a forbidden knowledge, hear us as we call to you from the depths and give us a sign.
Is it too much to ask for somewhere we can summon the devil in private?
Don't blame me, Arabian decent, this is the perfect place for a secluded getaway.
Howdy neighbor, bug-glee since the name.
Can I help you?
Well the missus and I are standing at the cabin up the hill so I forgot to come introduce myself.
Care for a slice of my frasman and banana bread?
Holy crap, are those chocolate chips?
Kelly, aren't you forgetting the important thing we're supposed to be doing?
Oh I'm sorry, really my apologies, is this a special evening for the two of you as well?
No, it's nothing like that, we're just, it's just that we're, it's just that we're trying to summon the devil.
Kelly, you blithering oaf, it's called a secret society for a reason, you wet sack of oatmeal?
Hang on, the two of you are part of some satanic cult?
Yes, you obnoxious Claude, we're satanists and we're here because we're trying to summon the devil.
Well folks, I'm afraid I have a confession to make myself.
You see, I am the devil.
That is so obnoxious, that means the ritual was success.
Maybe from your point of view, do you think I enjoy being summoned?
I can't even go a few hundred years without some cult leader prick dragging me away from my busy schedule.
Sinners don't torture themselves you know.
I'm sorry, I didn't think-
No, you didn't. No one ever asks the devil how he feels about all this.
You know what? Fuck you, I'm dragging you to hell.
Kelly? We're cool.
