We've had some issues trying to honor everyone's holidays in the office.
Gimmel!
Well, it wouldn't be an issue if everyone would be a little bit more flexible.
I can always come back to me like I'm the problem.
Mary!
Don't even!
This year we decided to put someone in charge of the party so that everyone would feel included and recognized.
I know how important it is for everyone to feel represented, so the theme for this year's holiday party is...
Spreading the love.
Each area of the office will feature decorations, activities, music, and food related to a different holiday.
We'll have a Christmas room, a Hanukkah room, a Kwanzaa room, and a Festivus room.
I'm still trying to work out the details on the last one, but Will's helping you.
So, I told Lauren that I've been celebrating this holiday called Festivus my whole life.
Yeah, I was pretty sure she knew I was joking.
Alright, Lauren, to stay true to the Festivus traditions, you're gonna need some notes.
Cool.
First thing, I need a live football game.
Second, I need pieces of the Holy Food Groups, which are chicken wings, pizza, four different types of potato dishes, and beer.
And last, I need a ping pong table.
Yeah.
I'm really worried about that last one.
Do you have any idea how much ping pong tables cost?
Oh, Lauren!
What happened to my office?
I thought the theme of the party was spreading the love. It's not supposed to be a conversion party.
Listen, I totally understand the whole idea of spreading the love to celebrate the holidays this year.
I guess I just didn't really realize that they were gonna pick our offices arbitrarily to be headquartering holidays we may or may not actually celebrate on our own.
My love for Christmas hasn't exactly been kept a secret.
Plus, when was the last time you met a Jewish person with this many vowels in their last name?
Hey, Lauren.
Holy crap.
What? I wasn't even got an hour. How did you do this?
I mean, remember, you told me I could decorate your office.
I know, but I thought it would be like silver, blue, you know, tasteful. Menorahs.
I mean, the original plan was for your office to be the Hanukkah Room.
But yours was the only one with enough space for the Live Nativity.
Live Nativity?
Also, how else do you expect Santa Claus to get in? You're the only one with a fireplace.
Oh my God.
Hi, we're here for the Live Nativity.
No, there's no room for you.
You know, I've learned a lot as an intern here this past year, and I think it's really cool they embraced Kwanzaa on my behalf.
I mean, I've never celebrated it before, but this is awesome.
Three, two, one, yes.
Everyone, the holiday party has officially begun.
Guys, why aren't you joining in the holiday fun?
Holiday, huh? I actually find the process of including all religions to be offensive.
I can't associate myself with that.
Well, I mean, the thought was, I was just kind of hoping that the holiday party would be fun.
I mean, the holiday party, the holiday party, the holiday party, the holiday party, the holiday party, the holiday party.
Well, I mean, the thought was, I was just kind of hoping, but I grabbed you a gift bag.
All right, huh? Why am I not surprised?
Have you guys seen Castle?
No one even told me the party was starting. I even made muffins.
We brought the party to you.
Oh wait, are you opposed to any religious affiliation?
Well, that, or no one even told me the party was starting.
Hang on, so it's not that everything wasn't elegantly decorated or anything,
but I'd totally rather spend the time with you guys than anybody in a live nativity.
Wait, so I spent all that time decorating and you guys just wanted to hang out with each other.
Isn't that the point?
Wasn't this just a little awkward moment?
